Pearl - November 13, 2026


Ethan Klein ADMITS He Wishes He Could Date Other Women?! @JustPearlyThings

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Episode Stats


Length

1 minute

Words per minute

253.83

Word count

287

Sentence count

—

Harmful content

Toxicity

4

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Hate speech

1

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Transcript

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00:00:00 posse because i don't think everyone wants to you okay well that's cute like just because like
00:00:05 you've been like married for 12 years i feel like you low-key wish that you could be single while
00:00:09 you're famous and rich because i feel like you didn't get that out of your system like knowing
00:00:13 that every girl wants to you because you're famous and rich i mean the dating and all that is really
00:00:17 stressful i hate that but don't you wish you could date now that you're known and have money like
00:00:21 don't you think you missed out a little bit i mean yes you do it's fine it would be fun to date but
00:00:27 like i'm not interested in that i'm very happily married but i'm saying yeah like the more that 0.98
00:00:33 men say they're happily married the more their wives are cooking their ass be fun because they're 0.97
00:00:37 scared of their wives you know what i mean when more the guy says ah my wife's okay the more she's 0.99
00:00:42 really nice and he loves her a lot see what it's like yes he can cook her and he has the freedom
00:00:46 to cook her if a guy doesn't have the freedom to cook and make fun of his wife a little bit he's
00:00:51 gonna be in hell on earth when you actually have something going for you because when i was dating
00:00:55 i was a i was broke fat no you're skinny when you met eli i saw them yeah i was skinnier but 0.92
00:01:00 i'm saying like yeah it would be fun to date when you actually have something going for you
00:01:04 yeah but you would just meet a bunch of vapid well