Pearl - November 09, 2026


Ethan Klein's Marriage Was DOOMED From the Start

Pearl Gets CALLED OUT Over Her Marriage Claims Divorced Women Get REWARDED for Leaving？!

Episode Stats


Length

10 minutes

Words per minute

212.67

Word count

2,184

Sentence count

30

Harmful content

Misogyny

16

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Toxicity

33

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Hate speech

23

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Transcript

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00:00:00.000 love you right yes is that why you love me um i don't know a little bit upsetting and i've had
00:00:09.620 a lot of arguments with good friends who have kind of made me feel as if i'm i've done something
00:00:15.300 morally questionable and i'm like i really love ethan thank you i think he's a really great guy
00:00:21.220 thank you that's so nice you know watching you as a fan i thought you were great then meeting you
00:00:25.180 you are great and it's really upsetting that's what i mean think about that that public praise
00:00:31.260 men love female validation and she's just giving all of that to him oh he's cooked he's so cooked
00:00:38.700 how it's just hold on hold on dan stop laughing we need a more we need tomorrow on the mic more
00:00:44.300 often you know what you know why i do love you ethan because you are just yourself and you will
00:00:50.300 always at least i've seen take accountability and apologize and just you're just a very sincere
00:00:56.700 person and it's a say that it just means you're a slave and whenever i'm upset whenever i'm upset
00:01:02.300 you apologize okay a little bit more lore right trisha paytas who i actually love i think she 0.55
00:01:08.640 would hate me but i would actually love to do a show with her trisha paytas um so she's a i don't 0.79
00:01:14.660 know a crazy woman on the internet basically and she's been online forever but she's still kind of 0.97
00:01:19.240 likable even though she's totally nuts um anyways weirdly enough and i like her you know what i mean 1.00
00:01:25.560 i hate women and i like trisha paytas how crazy is that you know so she has a podcast and for a
00:01:31.760 while she had a podcast with ethan um and they had this huge fallen out but a lot of clips are 0.92
00:01:37.320 going to be of her either gloating because she predicted that he would cheat because he never 0.82
00:01:41.760 had a hoe phase and he met his wife before he could really wild out right yeah that's good 0.82
00:01:46.360 very beautiful all right continue please turn off where'd my friend go you could be in the dark i 0.99
00:01:53.260 don't care bbb in the dark bbb you are you are a dark gloomy character no i'm not no yes you are
00:02:03.400 look at you maybe like compared to olivia no i think you're bright and you're charming i'm going
00:02:08.480 through something yeah we love you man all right let's keep going next we've got the great the
00:02:14.920 wonderful the beloved hilarious everybody loves tomorrow stop fighting me i'm i'm now mind you
00:02:20.100 they're like flirting in front of his wife that makes it way hotter by the way that makes it way
00:02:25.260 hotter begging you not i mean look and i look i've never done the married man i'm gonna be i've never
00:02:30.780 done that um but then i'm a woman so you probably shouldn't even believe that you know what i mean
00:02:34.740 i can already hear i can hear you be like well you're a woman of course you wouldn't tell it 0.99
00:02:38.320 that's true right that's true so anyways um but you just you know sex for women that you're not 0.99
00:02:44.420 supposed to have is better sex that's why we love it in public that's why we bang students 0.99
00:02:48.400 because it's always the opposite like good sex is naughty sex like we love being a naughty girl it 1.00
00:02:54.360 just is what it is you know and the more women deny this the more um they end up doing it 0.91
00:02:59.520 you have fantastic teeth i had braces but that's good she should know that that's her that's her
00:03:05.740 what her teeth could and should have looked like right thank you right listen we are running low
00:03:12.500 on time and we have had quite a few super chats and donations please let's go over that we close
00:03:17.100 out the show with some of that fantastic is it possible for someone to date oh actually i just
00:03:23.380 real remembered you were rude ethan no you made that toothbrush comment when never mind when i
00:03:30.280 met your again by the way he's he's building her ego so he's like giving her because this woman
00:03:37.680 right is going to get this job and think that she's special and important and this happens in
00:03:41.700 all the industry it might not be conscious right i don't think ethan hired her and thought oh i'm 0.99
00:03:45.680 gonna cheat on my wife but they just like being around young attractive women it's why older 1.00
00:03:50.020 women hate young women so much because they just get so much free stuff and so much catering and 1.00
00:03:55.200 so much niceness and compliments so she's gonna get on the show think she's smart but she's not 0.99
00:04:00.000 smart she's just a woman no during the show oh yeah well of course i was rude so you're sorry 0.98
00:04:05.820 no you it's your fault i mean yes but you can be sorry both things can be true do you want me to
00:04:11.780 apologize for the toothbrush comment yes i would so i can show my mom so you or her
00:04:16.020 my mom oh you think oh you think she's gonna be upset completely and for the better a million
00:04:20.600 times over god i don't even know where i would be if we never met like i'm dead serious you have
00:04:25.680 been nothing you have been a tsunami a good for see that's a problem right because he he gives 0.99
00:04:32.140 way too much praise to his wife so she's gonna cook him she's gonna cook his ass like you cannot 0.99
00:04:37.320 give that much validation to a woman fortune in my life like ever since i met it's like the demon 0.99
00:04:43.000 growing my life has taken a turn for like the best and i'm and i swear to god when i met you
00:04:48.160 well you're gonna believe it i saw where we are with the red pepper i was waiting there was no
00:04:51.720 prospects and from the moment like our we were writing books we were making videos i was writing
00:04:56.620 songs like all of a sudden like my just taking the chance to come and say hi to you like changed
00:05:00.860 the course of my life and seriously it's it's a lesson that i've always held i just want to say
00:05:05.480 tamara we all love you and any criticism we have for the movie does not reflect you because you
00:05:11.480 did not make this movie it does a little bit because she's the one that loves it and recommended
00:05:15.460 it which is why because we love her that we all are dressed up today let me say this i knew they 0.97
00:05:21.820 were all so nice to her and how did she repay them cooking their ass who can their whole show 0.98
00:05:26.200 women never think about anyone okay this is trisha what i was telling you guys earlier 0.98
00:05:29.600 So, again, she predicted that Ethan and Hila would break up. 0.96
00:05:34.340 To be fair, though, she runs her mouth so much that she's, you know, a broken clock is bound to, you know, strike noon or whatever twice. 0.99
00:05:42.000 Men who have kids, they fucking put their wife through childbirth. 1.00
00:05:47.780 Again, over aggrandizing childbirth. 1.00
00:05:50.600 It's childbirth.
00:05:51.200 I mean, I haven't done it. 1.00
00:05:52.660 But is it really that bad if women have done it? 1.00
00:05:54.800 If dogs can do it? 0.99
00:05:56.180 I mean, we got to stop putting this on a pedestal.
00:05:58.580 They deliver you two beautiful children, and then you go and cheat on them, bro. 1.00
00:06:03.920 Fuck that. 1.00
00:06:04.680 And again, it's over-aggrandizing cheating. 1.00
00:06:07.200 It's getting cheated on that bad.
00:06:08.640 Like, it doesn't happen to you.
00:06:09.880 You're not even there. 0.99
00:06:11.740 But again, women, just we listen.
00:06:14.160 It's like we just get cooked because everyone lies to us 24-7.
00:06:18.880 That is so sad. 1.00
00:06:19.900 It's so fucked up. 1.00
00:06:21.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:06:21.740 Just a different person.
00:06:23.080 They don't know the real person.
00:06:23.880 Exactly, yeah.
00:06:24.580 Right, right.
00:06:25.080 i mean the aspect of having the kids is for me a dad of two boys and putting your kids through that
00:06:32.160 i mean that's lifelong trauma for your kids at that young age too where the where the parents
00:06:36.700 of the relationship has such a big impact on them and it's got to be humiliating for his wife too
00:06:42.080 and she's got to do this in the public eye yeah and the truth is a lot of the wives would look
00:06:47.980 the other way if they didn't get caught favorite older men that i personally know i love him so
00:06:54.500 all older men he doesn't how do you define older men i mean you're in that list i am yes of course
00:06:58.980 well when you become an older man because you are above the age of 30. again young women love
00:07:04.340 older men 30 30 for me older man does that mean me and ab are older men but how old are you i'm 31
00:07:10.900 maybe he's 34. no no i guess i guess more like 35 maybe 35. that's cringe bro that's great man but
00:07:16.340 uh thanks for keeping track 27 right i mean so after what i know but i guess i'd say more like
00:07:23.860 yeah 35 you know out of a range that i would be uh that would be acceptable for me to date
00:07:28.340 it's an older man like 30 what that's like for a year no i did i changed it just now to 35.
00:07:32.100 oh 35 is old older but it's like the way she talks it's so infantilized you can just tell
00:07:38.500 she hasn't had canon events she's kind of sheltered that's the issue is everything's
00:07:42.660 delayed for gen z so like the pumped and dumped canon event the you know cooking a guy canon
00:07:49.220 event getting cooked canon event uh being on your own being financially independent canon event
00:07:54.580 like there's just so many canon events that we're just so late to bernard what's your age if i may
00:07:59.140 ask 41. i'm just i thought you were saying like all your men that are cool yeah yeah yeah surprise
00:08:07.780 you i look older oh yeah posse because i don't think everyone wants to you hi well that's cute
00:08:13.380 like just because like you've been like married for 12 years i feel like you low-key wish that
00:08:17.700 you could be single while you're famous and rich because i feel like you didn't get that out of
00:08:21.220 your system like knowing that every girl wants to you because you're famous and rich i mean the
00:08:25.540 dating and all that is really stressful i hate that but don't you wish you could date now that
00:08:29.060 you're known and have money like don't you think you missed out a little bit i mean yes you do
00:08:34.180 it's fine it would be fun to date but like i'm not interested in that i'm very happily married
00:08:40.500 but i'm saying yeah the more that men say they're happily married the more their wives are cooking 0.94
00:08:45.220 their ass be fun because they're scared of their wives you know what i mean when more the guy says 0.98
00:08:49.780 ah my wife's okay the more she's really nice and he loves her a lot see what it's like yes he can 0.99
00:08:54.740 cook her and he has the freedom to cook her if a guy doesn't have the freedom to cook and make fun
00:08:59.220 of his wife a little bit he's going to be in hell on earth when you actually have something going
00:09:02.740 for you because when i was dating i was a i have i was broke fat no you're skinny when you met eli
00:09:08.500 i saw them yeah i was skinnier but i'm saying like yeah it would be fun to date when you actually 0.97
00:09:12.980 have something going for you yeah but you just made a bunch of vapid fucking well wait did you 0.92
00:09:17.300 raise that yeah yeah because i'm thinking yeah you're right i'm turning 27 in like 10 years 0.97
00:09:22.100 i mean you're in that list i have i mean bro you waited 20 years into your relationship to
00:09:26.980 get good looking and lose weight and looks and now you just gave your ops the best day
00:09:33.460 of their lives since october me the best day of my life 7th uh you've been secretly maga this
00:09:38.820 entire time so you might as well just double down and become maga because cheating on your girl 0.85
00:09:43.500 with a crew member i didn't know you had that in you he's got that dog in him you know what i mean 0.67
00:09:49.120 that's it i know a dog when i see one but then again you only got the kissing like so now you're 1.00
00:09:54.160 still kind of like a pussy but uh anyway godspeed and i'm wishing the best yeah yeah so anyways 0.99
00:10:01.840 all right ethan yeah you're cooked my guy but i love to see it you cooked me a few years ago i'm 0.99
00:10:08.120 cooking you right back all right guys I love you thank you so much for watching
00:10:11.480 like the video subscribe to the channel I'll see you next time