Pearl - July 04, 2026


Foreigners Apologize When They See How AMAZING The USA Is!


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Length

9 minutes

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181.64

Word count

1,727

Sentence count

12

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Misogyny

1

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Toxicity

16

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Hate speech

15

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In this episode we are reacting to foreigners apologising to the USA for not being born in the USA and how they have changed the narrative of what it's like to be a Brit living in the US. The USA is nothing like what the media paints us in regards to what they portray in the media and the way they treat their fellow Brits.

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00:00:00.000 and the media in the countries outside of america paint this weird narrative that it's a place that
00:00:05.040 you shouldn't go but now the tides are changing there is a shift that is happening america america
00:00:12.960 god sheds his grace on thee so if anyone is out there that can help me make this happen
00:00:18.560 then please let me know i want nothing more than to stay in the usa i bet you do but go home go 0.99
00:00:24.240 home what's up guys welcome to my reaction series today we are reacting to uh foreigners apologizing 0.76
00:00:30.560 to america because america is better at everything more awesome cooler better in every way no offense
00:00:37.120 the overseas people um so today we are gonna you know watch them grovel grovel and apologize for
00:00:45.520 being not born here all right let's see that's kind of set apology from the uk being a brit
00:00:51.280 coming to the usa it's literally opened my eyes and i've seen yes grovel literally another part
00:00:56.640 of this country i never knew existed firstly the hospitality is amazing secondly the people are so
00:01:04.080 polite and so nice and thirdly they will do anything for you if you ask for it this country
00:01:10.080 has opened my eyes and i've seen what it's actually like to be in the usa as a brit
00:01:16.000 people from the uk think americans are rude loud yeah the brit you know that's projection because 0.96
00:01:23.840 you guys are rude and loud okay i'm a little bit loud aggressive i am polite damn it dangerous 0.93
00:01:30.640 and just not even nice people at all but no listen i mean i'm experiencing it and that is so 0.97
00:01:39.040 wrong since i've been here i've not seen no crime with my own eyes and i've been out literally
00:01:44.720 every day for 21 days while being in the usa people are so nicey they're so welcoming and
00:01:51.360 when they hear your accent from london they're like oh my god where are you from from the uk
00:01:55.920 i'm like yeah oh come over here what's your name what you from where you been what you do it
00:02:01.760 like people are too nice i just really hope that you guys can accept our apology because 0.66
00:02:06.640 us brits are missing out on the usa and the media damn right damn right you are oh the media
00:02:14.720 that media company oh they're not doing a good job we see the usa in a bad light in the uk
00:02:21.240 but when you come here oh it's the best we don't want you to come here we don't want like we don't
00:02:27.580 no offense to the british but you can take your terrible policies and your lack of freedom of 0.99
00:02:33.100 speech and your woke culture and shove it up your ass because we do not what's the best we owe 0.99
00:02:38.620 america we do not want it here a huge apology because america is nothing like what the media 0.99
00:02:44.100 tells us everyone is so friendly everyone is so accommodating and i've honestly had the best time
00:02:50.260 i fly home sunday and the english have a song where we say please don't take me home i just
00:02:55.620 don't want to go to work let me stay here and drink all your beer and i've never resonated
00:03:01.140 with that song more than in america for this world cup i wish i could stay and finish the
00:03:07.860 tournament watching england translation i've been running through your american 0.98
00:03:11.620 bitches because i have this accent i'm chad light um and i really want to keep running through the 1.00
00:03:17.220 bitches and stay forever because i didn't realize how much easier it is to get bitches with an 1.00
00:03:21.040 accent so i'm so sorry guys give me a visa especially you american ladies so if anyone 1.00
00:03:26.580 is out there that can help me make this happen then please let me know i want nothing more than
00:03:31.920 to stay in the usa i bet you do but go home go home i'm gonna go down as the best walk up in
00:03:36.760 history everyone across the world now has realized that they have been lied to this entire time
00:03:41.540 from their media in their own country people across the world are now traveling to america
00:03:46.580 and they are realizing how beautiful the country is how beautiful the people in america are how
00:03:53.220 well-mannered how polite how respectful they are every single state is like a completely different
00:03:58.420 country different landscape different cultures i get it at home like people close to me say oh
00:04:04.740 Oh, why do you want to go to America for?
00:04:07.240 You know, this and this happens and you don't...
00:04:09.620 USA!
00:04:11.180 You back-to-back World War champs, baby!
00:04:13.860 But these are the people that have never been to America. 0.88
00:04:16.420 They beat you in every war. 0.87
00:04:19.840 You know, I would be... 1.00
00:04:21.000 I would talk shit, too, if I was on the losing team or on the winning team. 0.99
00:04:24.440 It's called being a winner. 0.99
00:04:25.340 America, or they've been when they were kids.
00:04:27.680 So they haven't got a clue.
00:04:29.360 I go every year.
00:04:30.540 Me and my family go every single year.
00:04:32.440 We know what it's like in America.
00:04:33.540 the people are well-mannered the people are respectful the people are polite they're
00:04:39.280 patriotic every road you go down you know we're way more friendly um when i went to britain
00:04:43.880 i i would say hi to people and they would just look at me like i was crazy
00:04:47.400 in america you can say hi hello how are you how's it go in britain they give you the weirdest look
00:04:52.620 because they're like why are you talking to me there's american flags you can't do that in the
00:04:57.180 uk finally seen it hang on a little bit of movie yeah i love america okay let's see and the rest 1.00
00:05:03.880 of europe oh america apology one big apology for years they have been mocked americans are stupid 0.99
00:05:14.120 it's unsafe in america they're all so rude why are their portion sizes so big why do they love 0.99
00:05:22.300 their country so much and now because of the world cup people are going there and experiencing
00:05:28.980 america firsthand i am seeing thousands of videos from brits dutch people german people
00:05:37.140 talking about how friendly americans are talking about how clean it is talking about how outstanding
00:05:45.720 the atmosphere is and i'm sat here thinking five years ago where was this energy it was nowhere
00:05:54.440 to be seen so do what's right apologize to the americans look i would accept the apology but
00:06:03.000 um i don't need an apology when you're an american we don't need people to apologize
00:06:07.980 you know it's like kind of like being on the winning team does amazon
00:06:14.100 need all the people that hated on amazon to apologize no because when you're winning you're
00:06:20.300 winning you know what i mean not with the women but no one's really winning with the women you
00:06:25.500 deserve and are owed an apology yeah i'm gonna say sorry on behalf of all the countries outside
00:06:31.520 america and their media and the narrative they paint about america hundreds and thousands of
00:06:37.080 fans for the world cup are now seeing america through their own eyes realizing the narrative
00:06:42.640 they've been fed is false and they're now realizing america is not the place that they thought it was
00:06:48.480 and i am sorry the media in these countries outside of america paints you the way they do
00:06:54.720 america is rich in culture scenery the people are amazing and the media in the countries outside of
00:07:01.860 america paint this weird narrative that it's a place that you shouldn't go but now the tides
00:07:07.520 are changing there is a shift that is happening america america god sheds his grace on thee
00:07:15.360 okay america is great it's just under bad management don't judge us by our president
00:07:20.320 it's not just the media it's our own media too we don't realize how great we have it here i'm sorry
00:07:24.560 you've been painted in this light for so long and i'm so happy america is finally receiving the
00:07:30.880 flowers that it deserves we've all seen the videos of the europeans experiencing america for what it
00:07:36.000 truly is and it's amazing when i first landed in america all those years ago i came with an open
00:07:41.280 mind i saw it through my own eyes and it's exactly what is happening right now yeah you know because
00:07:46.640 americans really are friendly and we love to drink and we love foreigners like we love foreigners a
00:07:51.760 little too much that's why they let everyone from mexico in i need to apologize to you before i came
00:07:58.320 to this country i believed everything negative i saw in the news i saw things about how everyone
00:08:03.680 was rude how everyone tried to rip you off and how people just genuinely don't get on i have now
00:08:08.320 been here over two weeks and i can confirm that that is not the truth everyone has been so friendly
00:08:14.480 to me everyone wants to talk to me everyone's been giving me advice about my trip and just
00:08:18.400 genuinely being so so helpful american hospitality is definitely translation i got banged out by an
00:08:23.840 american guy and i'm loving that d so therefore i'm gonna stay i think half of the time people
00:08:29.120 have a good time on vacation it's um you know what i didn't i never when i lived in london i never
00:08:36.160 dated a british guy so like um how do i put it maybe that's why i didn't like it but i i think
00:08:44.000 it's half who they date when they're there i fell in love with an american when i lived in london
00:08:50.320 and moved to america to be with it you know what i mean it's like a real thing guys and i'm all 0.87
00:08:55.120 here for it americans i need to apologize to you all right so um to the foreigners grovel
00:09:02.480 grovel because um yes we are the best country in the world it's tough that it couldn't be you but
00:09:07.840 somebody's got to do it and america will so anyways all right guys let me know what you
00:09:11.840 think in the comments um should we accept their apology or i think i think we need to see them
00:09:16.800 do a little more so like the video subscribe and i'll see you next time