Pearl - November 08, 2026


Gay Men EXPOSE How Dating Women Was TOO EXHAUSTING…

Friendship Expert Gets GHOSTED by Her Friend of 20 YEARS @JustPearlyThings Woman Keeps LOSING Friends… Then Admits She NEVER Forgives Anyone @JustPearlyThings

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8 minutes

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1,704

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Misogyny

12

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Toxicity

32

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Hate speech

18

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Transcript

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00:00:00.000 You know, I recently met a gay guy, and I asked him, I said, you know, how many gays do you think are gay because women are just so insufferable and they don't want to do that?
00:00:12.100 And, you know, before I get the pushback, because they always say you're born gay, I'm like, I don't think so. 0.91
00:00:16.300 I think if women were easier, some men would never go that route, but we're so insufferable and hard to deal with.
00:00:22.180 Why do you think people turn gay in prison? 1.00
00:00:23.940 You know, they have to. 0.99
00:00:25.000 Men have a high sex drive. 0.99
00:00:26.100 so today we're reacting to gays saying they became gay because a girl treated them poorly 0.79
00:00:33.020 so i'm going to tell you a little story about a time when i was engaged to a girl which is kind
00:00:38.560 of crazy right because pretty gay now we dated right when i had got out of high school and
00:00:47.440 we kind of dated for a while right when i had graduated i left for basic training so she was
00:00:52.740 kind of like the girl that i had when i was at basic training you know what i mean so we wrote
00:00:56.960 letters to each other and she'd send me pictures and all this all this stuff and you know i really
00:01:02.140 wasn't like super into it because i'm more like 75 percent guys more like 25 probably even less
00:01:09.020 probably like 85 90 percent guys then you know yeah the rest girls but but i really wasn't even
00:01:16.460 that into her but like the idea and like the the sense of having her as like a cover for
00:01:22.940 you know my gayness was kind of like you know obviously there are gay people who can relate
00:01:29.080 to that so yeah she went to another town to visit her ex-boyfriend and um i was like talking to one
00:01:35.560 of her friends who lives there in that other town and she had told me that like they were
00:01:41.520 pretty much cheating on me and I was like shit okay so I was like I you're not coming back to 0.89
00:01:47.920 this house you know all this crazy stuff happened it wasn't really that crazy but I got the ring 0.95
00:01:52.320 back from her and some weird stuff about him like I remember she told me about her ex that he could
00:01:57.560 only get off if she smeared her eyeliner down her face and yeah that that's weird and later on when
00:02:06.960 i you know we all search up our exes so i search her and her man up and i like search him up and
00:02:12.120 he is on the sex offender registry list now which i'm like i don't know if they're still together
00:02:16.580 or what but it got me to a place where i'm at today it got me to a place and you know i'm with
00:02:23.560 a lovely man oh man i've been with him for like five years and we're about yeah you know all right
00:02:29.080 let's keep going big reason i forced myself to just be gay and you know stop dating women and
00:02:34.380 just date men instead is the embarrassment that comes with not with being in a heterosexual 0.50
00:02:39.460 relationship and not performing heteronormative gender roles you know like you ever with your
00:02:43.260 girl in public and she pays for something and you know like the cashier or the server she like they 1.00
00:02:46.860 kind of looking at you funny it's like hey bro get off my fucking dick you know what i'm saying 1.00
00:02:49.700 i remember one time i was you know at the gas station with my ex and she was driving something 1.00
00:02:54.100 else that people would you know call you a woman for or you know say that you're not being a man
00:02:57.520 you know you're letting your woman drive but she was driving at the time and she was pumping gas
00:03:00.900 and i was in the car like on my phone or doing something and some dude walks up to her and he's
00:03:05.420 like oh you just let your man sit in there and pump your own gas and i'm just thinking like bro
00:03:09.300 like she has two arms and two legs like bro she's good like yeah i totally agree with that at that i
00:03:13.460 never understood princess treatment because i i don't know i don't think it's feminine to let men
00:03:19.660 do things for you um you can have them give you direction but sometimes they describe femininity
00:03:27.860 and i'm like you guys just want a slave she's she's good brother she's not disabled she's not
00:03:31.940 and you know the only reason that men have historically been expected to be the protector 0.64
00:03:35.940 and the provider is because you know 100 years ago women couldn't have jobs women couldn't go to
00:03:39.540 school and you know pursue higher education so and you know a man used to have to ask for her
00:03:43.860 father's hand in marriage and that's because you know the father was transferring the responsibility 1.00
00:03:48.660 of him having his daughter he's giving it to you now you have to take care of her but women can 0.99
00:03:52.820 take care of themselves nowadays their gender roles have evolved while you know male gender 0.79
00:03:56.580 roles have remained static and inelastic largely and that's just ridiculous to me and i don't want 0.95
00:04:00.980 to perform and i don't want to play that game anymore so i'll just force myself to be gay 0.57
00:04:05.300 okay everybody i'm gonna do a story time on the one and only female woman girl that i had a crush
00:04:12.580 on and maybe she's amigay okay so we'll we'll rewind all the way back to year seven so this was 0.76
00:04:20.660 let me do the math i don't want my fucking hell year seven was eight years ago okay right so eight 0.98
00:04:25.940 years ago i started my secondary school you know you know little gay boy but very much in the closet 0.98
00:04:31.860 you know but the closet was clear i had like this group of friends and i have quite a few story
00:04:37.860 times about these friends but like anyway anyway so okay so um let's call the girl plum plum right 0.97
00:04:47.620 plum was really pretty like she was a caucasian girl pretty she was taller than me because 0.61
00:04:53.220 obviously like back in the day i was a midget but you know puberty works in mysterious ways 0.84
00:04:58.500 and like she was like she was my best friend right and in primary school i've had like
00:05:04.660 girlfriends with my best friends do you care what i mean so moving into secondary i was like oh 0.91
00:05:09.780 shit like this girl she's really pretty she's my best friend let's back her and it was a known 0.82
00:05:15.780 thing throughout year seven to year eight or like year nine kind of that i had a crush on this girl 0.97
00:05:23.620 because i made it very much known i would tell people like i very much like plum plum like she's
00:05:28.740 okay so he's saying that he likes her what happened really beautiful i i want plum i need
00:05:34.340 gays not get to the point either that i want that i gotta have that yeah but i feel like
00:05:39.860 like me telling myself that i like this girl very much did make me eventually like this girl
00:05:46.100 so one day i think this was year eight year eight i was on the phone to one of my boy best 0.97
00:05:54.260 friends at the time we'll call him dick i was on the phone to dick i was in front of dick because 0.96
00:06:00.740 i need to muster up the courage to tell this girl that i liked her so we're on the phone here and 0.98
00:06:05.300 then he's telling me what to say so we're messaging on snapchat and i'm like hey like
00:06:10.740 i've got something to tell you i know someone that has a crush on you and she's like who red
00:06:15.940 head hair like you know the childish games that we used to all play so obviously i'm still on the 0.95
00:06:20.580 phone to dick and dick is telling me like just say it like just tell her like what's the worst 0.96
00:06:25.220 that can happen i'm pretty sure she likes you anyway so then i tell plum i'm the person that 0.99
00:06:29.940 has a crush on you yeah yes i very much am and it takes her a minute it takes her a minute like 1.00
00:06:37.800 a good while to respond to my message and like i said earlier plum is a paucasian woman right 0.91
00:06:45.440 so she opens the message and she says thank you but my mom says i can't date that guy and then
00:06:55.040 in that moment heart drops to the ground like to my stomach i start boiling on the phone for my
00:07:01.200 best friend i'm like oh my god she said that her mom says she can't date black guys like oh my god
00:07:05.840 yeah so she's lying because you know if she liked him it would make her want to bang him more and 0.99
00:07:09.760 then all i hear all i hear they say like oh she's a racist oh she's a racist like you don't want to 1.00
00:07:14.560 be dating a racist she's a racist bearing in mind this girl is not a racist if plum plum if you see 1.00
00:07:20.720 this all right let's keep going all women is making these niggas gay because it's like they 1.00
00:07:26.460 can't do nothing and if a nigga want to do something he's gonna go to where he can do it 1.00
00:07:31.920 i mean i got something to say about everything a nigga do lighten up damn yeah and you know what 1.00
00:07:39.260 when i asked um i asked the gay guy how many men are gay because of women i can't remember the 0.99
00:07:43.400 percent he said but i think it was either a third or half around there you know so anyways ladies
00:07:48.660 we're being so insufferable that men are dating men instead of us so that's an L that's an L 1.00
00:07:53.480 if I've heard one anyways all right let me know do you think that's full of shit or do you think 0.99
00:07:57.720 it's true like the video subscribe I'll see you guys next time 0.98