Pearl - March 09, 2026Happy International Womens Day Ladies!!
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Happy International Women's Day! Today is a day where we celebrate the accomplishments of women in the workplace, in society, and in the world. Women have been fighting for 50 years for equal pay, and still can't get it.
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day. Been fighting for 50 years and still can't get equal pay. And I know that, and
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I know that there's a lot of women out there working so hard. There's a lot of women out
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there going the whole nine yards. We can't do anything right. We work so hard and put
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up a fight. We just can't quite get it. It's been a hundred years. And not only
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Our version of a business is a TikTok shop, and going drip drop on TikTok.
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The men invent Pepsi, Coca-Cola, and all these big Amazon conglomerates, and we have TikTok
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There's a lot of women out there, they're working real hard, there's a lot of women
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out there going the whole nine yards, but it doesn't matter how hard we try, we just
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can't do it like the guys our version of going up in america as being an influencer and a human
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resources personnel or project manager or project manager
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we try so hard to get everyone to like us and nobody does
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A man's gonna be more popular even if he is a thug
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is how to ho. Hoes are gonna ho, keep it on the low. Hoes are gonna ho, keep it on the low.
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What up, guys? Welcome to another episode of Pearl Daily here on the Audacity Network.
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Here on the Audacity Network, I don't normally stream on Sundays. I don't.
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I normally do my reactions, and I did my reactions today, to be honest.
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But I remembered it was International Women's Day.
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And really, I think I am the ultimate woman supporter.
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I think I'm the ultimate supporter, like women supporting.
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who supports women um i mean i i've let hundreds of women on my channel
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and i give opportunity after opportunity after opportunity to women
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and outside for christine grace all of you just take l's all of you yeah so happy international
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woman's day to christine gray she's actually the only woman um that i've given an opportunity to
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and hasn't been a spiteful bitch and squandered it, right?
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Now, I really do think that women try, okay?
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There's a lot of talk on the internet and we kind of,
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it seems like people think that women are lazy.
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And I really don't, I don't think we're as lazy as people give us credit for, right?
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I mean, we have more women in college now than men.
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We have more women that are homeowners than men.
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By all, you know, a lot of metrics, women are moving up in society, right?
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It seems like we're moving up, we're moving up in the world, you know?
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however it seems like we can put in double the amount of hours triple the amount of hours
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quadruple the amount of hours and put like 10 i would say of the output of men
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so happy international women's day to the 10 of women out there
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that are not completely completely retarded there's like two of you
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there's like two. So happy international women's day to you. Um, but I don't want to act like
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women have no accomplishments. Women do, women have accomplished a lot, right? We might not
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have invented anything. All right. We might not have been able to start a fortune 500 company.
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we might not have been able to you know play sports like men build buildings like men we
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might not be able to fix plumbing like men we might not be able to cook as good as men we might
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not be able to do makeup as good as men when you know when they put their mind to it the top beauty
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influencers are men we might not be able to you know raise children as much as men um because
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they beat us at that too um we might you know we might not be able to do comedy as well as men
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we might not be able to do music um all the greatest music theory inventors were men
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um we might not be able to build civilization as well as men um we might not be able to select
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partners or husbands as well as men could select them for us
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we might not be able to do excel as well as men or accounting as well as men or engineering as
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well as men we might not be able to build the pyramids like the men be architects like the men
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we might not be able to, um, build technology like men do.
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We might, there are a few things that we're good at.
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There are a few things that we're experts at. Now someone in the chat put we're better at the
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Gluck Gluck 9,000. And I don't think so because now you're actually getting normal men that are
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dating trannies, okay? This is happening. Yeah, I mean, isn't that embarrassing, women?
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The trannies are starting to look better than us. When men do makeup and start to look good,
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you know, they can women better than women can. We might not be able to beat men at beauty
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pageants, right? That's like our one job. We can't quite do that.
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but there are things we're good at okay there are things that we're good I'm not just going
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to talk about the things we're bad at I'm a woman supporter here there are things that
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but women have a lot of talents, a lot. There's so many. Okay. I can name a ton of them.
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Now the one, number one talent that I want to say to the, all the women out there,
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happy international women's day. The one thing we're really good at is complaining.
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There is nobody that can out complain a woman, right? Women complain on social media. They
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complain at home. They complain to their friends. A lot of times women's life is just going from
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different people to bitch. Going to your friends to bitch. Going to work to bitch. Going home to
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bitch about the people at work. Going to your friends to bitch about your other friends.
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Going to your husband to bitch about your friends. Going to your friends to bitch about your husband.
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And it's like, bitch, bitch, complain, bitch, bitch, bitch, complain.
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Men are too busy building things and doing things.
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And they're saying, but Pearl, but Pearl, but Pearl.
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The other thing that women are better than men at is banging students.
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Now, it seems like whenever a male teacher bangs a student, he just gets caught.
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But for 50 years, we didn't even know these teachers were pedophiles.
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Women are definitely better at banging students.
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women are better at filing for divorce. Okay.
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70 to 80% of divorces are filed by women. Okay. Women are better at failing at relations. You
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know, somebody's got to take L's. Somebody's got to fail hard in life. And women have stepped up
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to the plate. Women have come up to the front of the line and said, I will fail the very hardest.
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Okay. I will fail. And I, and I will fail confidently. Only a woman, only a woman could
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do a brand built on failure. Women are better than men at building brands on their failure.
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Men are too embarrassed. They're ashamed of their failures. Except black men. So they'll make,
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I mean, they'll make a career off of being a cheater and a criminal, okay? They'll do it.
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They have the audacity. But white men, Latino men, you guys aren't like that. You guys have shame,
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you know? You guys have shame. But women have the unique ability to have zero shame or audacity
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and to go on TikTok, nag, complain, talk about a failure, then build a brand off of a failure.
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There's women in debt coaching women on how to get out of debt.
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There's women with herpes giving relationship advice.
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There's women divorced, building brands off of divorce.
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Women are better at putting their business in the public for everybody to see.
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again no shame women women are better women have the unique ability to have zero shame
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and are proud of all the things they did wrong yep
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congratulations ladies you have the majority of student loan debt the average woman has at least
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$35,000 of student loan debt in this country. You are better at spending money you don't have.
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Women are the majority of purchases on Amazon. Women are the majority of purchases
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in general. They make 85% of consumer buying decision. Women are better than men at spending
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money. They'll spend the government's money. They'll spend men's money. Only a woman could
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be a billionaire and blow it all in a black person. Let's just be honest. You brothers
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have a lot of female tendencies. You got to stop. I mean, too many of you were raised
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by women, okay? I'm just being honest. Just being honest here.
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women are better at filing for bankruptcy men file for bankruptcy after they you know tried
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to start a business and failed women file for bankruptcy because she couldn't put any more
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plastic surgery on her credit card women are better um than men at getting plastic surgery
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i don't recognize some of you i mean we still find a way to mess it up um by overfilling
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everything, but women are better at spending money they don't have on plastic surgery and
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education they don't need. I mean, some of you need the plastic surgery. Okay. I'm not anti-plastic
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surgery here. I'm not. I mean, some, some of you ladies, a boob job and a nose job and, um,
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lip filler, the jaw thing they do, that would do you wonders. Okay.
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women are better at being negligent to their children because they're on tiktok
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you ever see a woman on tiktok with a messy house it's like bitch why are you here
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clean your house you know women are better at catching stds
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and continuing to go back to men that give stds the majority of women
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um the majority of the majority of stds are with a small percentage of men
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and a larger percentage of women so women are better at you know being
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whores slutting it out women are better at getting naked in public
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women are better at putting on face paint to the point that they're hot
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right? It's almost unrecognizable. Women are better at stealing money legally. Women have
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found a way to nag lawmakers into legally stealing from the men they hate the most.
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Isn't that incredible? Isn't that incredible? Like, that's kind of incredible. Women are so
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good at nagging that they have nagged society into being able to rob their ex-husbands.
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if that's not men didn't figure out how to do that
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women are better um at being social media influencers not off of talent
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obviously our top influencers are call her daddy right alex cooper
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but women are better at taking selfies and catfishing women are better at catfishing
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Like women, I don't know any male catfishes, but half of women, I mean, are catfishes.
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Women are better at falsely accusing men of rape and abuse.
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It's incredible the circles women will go around.
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Abuse has now become any behavior that women just do not approve of or like.
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Like one time, I think I've told this story before, but I'm going to tell it again.
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a woman she came on my show and said she was abused and the way she said she was abused i mean
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it was a master class and she said she was thrown down the stairs and i was like what happened
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leading up to it and she said well i was arguing with him in his house and um he wanted me to get
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out and i wouldn't leave and i'm like okay so you were trespassing you were trespassing
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so she found a way to trespass right she found a way to trespass and then in her mind
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when he told when he was pushing her out of the house say she was abused i mean
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women are better at voting for democrats that put criminals in the streets
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Anna Kasparian was assaulted by a homeless man
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women are better at getting out of jail time
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now the best way to get out of jail time is just
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dressing like a whore and flirting with the judge i mean women receive 30 percent
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less prison time for the same crime like there was a woman who convinced her boyfriend to kill
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her mother and the girl was out in 10 years the boyfriend's in jail for life women are better at
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it we're better at getting out of jail now men get out of jail through like um trickery and you
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know, sneaking out. Women get out of jail by unbuttoning a few buttons. You know what I mean?
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Women are better at banging their bosses. Shout out to Sarah Stock. Women are better at throwing
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it back and letting the boss hit and then accepting all the promotions that just happened to come
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right after. How convenient. That's so convenient. Women are better at selling purity. Even though
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women, we're not that good at selling purity, but men are just dying to buy it. So I guess
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women are better at convincing men that they're different. Yeah. Shout out Sarah Stock.
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Women are more, women are better at buying houses that we don't maintain and cannot take care of.
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can't take care of the yard, can't fix an appliance. Women are better at getting swindled,
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at getting absolutely swindled by plumbers, electricians, car mechanics. Women are better
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at getting money, at overspending and saying yes to whatever prices put on the table.
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Women are better at buying houses, ruining the houses
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And then giving it back to the realtor and selling at a loss
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Because they can't afford all of the maintenance they have to pay
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Women are more likely to have their homes foreclosed on
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under the age of six women are better at killing their children yes either from negligence or
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maliciousness there was recently a woman who had a kid in the toilet killed the baby and then went
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and acted in the school play and i mean what the fuck a man could never be that ruthless
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men love their children they're great fathers great parents they don't like other people's
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kids but they love their kids right women are women are better at killing their kids you know
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happy international women's day ladies you're doing great women are better at aborting their
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children women have aborted an eighth of the world population and one out of three women have had an
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abortion. We would have a second city of London if it weren't for abortion.
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Congratulations, ladies. You did it. You're phenomenal. Women's empowerment.
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Women are better at not being able to do anything like cooking and cleaning. Men actually can cook
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and clean and they learn that stuff. Women are so bad at being wives and mothers that women are
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better at finding people to do it for them. Find it, you know, hiring out laundry services, meal
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prep services, Uber Eats, Amazon. Women, we're so lazy we can't even go to the store.
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women are women have actually done such a good job of gaslighting that all of society thinks
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that women are sweet and nurturing and did for 50 years. Women are better at lying and protecting
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each other's reputation. There's no sisterhood like women's sisterhood.
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Women will lie for each other till they die.
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women are better at getting men to do things for nothing in return like marriage children
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and men in the friend zone doing stuff for women for zero dollars
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women are better at convincing men they're not valuable
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women are better at ruining every industry they go into women are better at giving terrible
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dating advice women are better at telling on ourselves there's nothing like a woman who just
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women are better at destroying everything the culture my gym for anyone that's been following
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my gym series women are better at dodging accountability there's nobody better at
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blaming everybody else than a woman women are better at taking off time from work
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women are better at taking off time from work and then complaining about the pay gap
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women are better at doing drugs like vaping
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so i don't know why i get all the hate on this on this app you know why do they say that i don't
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appreciate women i just talked for 26 minutes about all of the things that women are good at
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women are better at destroying other people's kids like in the education system if women are
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too insufferable to have a child themselves or just destroying their own kids isn't enough they'll
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find other people's kids to destroy. Women are better at distracting from the main point
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and changing the topic and saying things that have nothing to do with the topic.
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Women are better at buying animals that we cannot take care of. There's nothing scarier
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than a female pit bull owner. Women are better at pretending to be knowledgeable at things.
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Women are better at calling themselves, yeah, strong and independent while relying on their
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father and the simps in their lives and maybe someone they're sleeping with if they're not
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too fat and ugly. Women are better at insulting you backhandedly and indirectly. Women are
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better at nagging. Women are better at getting naked. Women are better at throwing it back
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Women are better at gluck gluck 9,000 for 10 years
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Yeah, I didn't want to do that, but I didn't want any questions.
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Yeah, it's not money, but the owner wants you to get me for it, but I don't think it's
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Yeah, I just didn't want anyone to open their back down.
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anyways i think that's pretty much all i had sorry about that my my neighbor came by
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no my neighbor is gay don't go like that it was okay i i'm trying to get this dresser removed
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i'm trying to get this dresser removed because it's too big and i don't need it this used to be
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a guest room um and um i have to go through everybody's backyard to get it out it's a long
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thing but yeah so i needed permit i just wanted to get permission a few weeks ago i had to step
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in between a jogging woman and a jacked pitbull the size of the lab some are nice but i have pitbull
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fatigue women are better at wearing a sweater with shorts and no shoes all right i was supposed
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to be sitting for this stream so it was gonna be this up i wasn't expecting to get up you know
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you just told me to open hinge get a bunch of dudes
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together to move the dress okay i'm not that diabolical all right
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women are better at not hearing you and making you repeat yourself in order to respond to what
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you said the first time they heard it oh yeah women are better at making excuses these are amazing
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um if you want to donate doug at the audacity network.com it'd be great if we could get
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a little bit more for overages but i sent the first down payment you know what i mean
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Women are better at keeping idle chit chat going
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Women are better at turning on their friends
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women are better at pretending to care women are better at fake crying to get what they want
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women are better at ditching their live stream audience women are better at ubering uber ordering
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Uber Eats. Women are better at getting a body count of 30 before they reach 19 years old.
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Yeah, I don't know why they say I hate women
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women are great at telling you how strong and independent they are but try
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to fix the cars and it goes south women are better at killing their friends
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because they're prettier than them women are better at talking a lot and not
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making sense women are better at giving all of themselves to a terrible guy and
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giving as little as possible to the guy who actually loves them and cares about
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them women are better at planning a ruthless exit during divorce
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Women are better at exploiting their children.
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women always say that we're better at everything and these are we are better at a lot you know
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maybe not everything like inventing stuff building civilization
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women are more likely to return a gently used pair of shoes for a refund
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women are better at saying how their exes went wrong and leaving out where they went wrong
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buying things off of Amazon they don't need
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women are better at leaving their kids at home while they go to the club
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women are better at cheating because we got more time for it
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happy international women's day ladies don't say i never said we were good at anything don't say it
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thank you so much for being there and um that's all i got thanks for being here
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like the video subscribe to the channel and i'll see you next time