Pearl - April 15, 2025


If Tom Brady Can't Win, Who Can？


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Length

7 minutes

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174.65079

Word count

1,242

Sentence count

87

Harmful content

Misogyny

12

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Toxicity

11

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Hate speech

14

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In this episode, we talk about women s bad boy archetypes and how they are different than men s bad boys. We also talk about why women are attracted to the bad boy archetype and why men don t like them.

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00:00:00.000 Young women want the gangsters, the thugs, and the rappers. 1.00
00:00:03.260 Women's bad boy archetype, and I'm going to get back into the topic, but I'm kind of spitting 0.92
00:00:07.400 right now. So women's bad boy archetype highly depends on where they're from, right? So a woman, 1.00
00:00:18.340 like, I'll give you an example. Ivanka Trump's bad boy is going to, like, okay, Giselle's bad boy 0.99
00:00:26.740 is going to be the jujitsu instructor, right? It's going to be the fighter. Where a girl that 1.00
00:00:32.520 grew up in the hood's bad boy is going to be a straight-up criminal. Do you know what I mean?
00:00:36.500 Like, it's going to be a straight-up, a literal criminal. Where a white suburban girl, like, 1.00
00:00:42.200 for example, my vegan activist teacher I know, he's like a vegan activist, and he did well with
00:00:47.980 the Christian, you know, because he's the liberal vegan activist, and these Christian women are
00:00:53.460 trying to change him. That's their bad boy. He did well with them, right? So, like, the bad boy isn't 0.94
00:00:59.620 necessarily always going to be the same. I don't know if that makes sense. Like, maybe her bad boy
00:01:05.460 is everyone's a simp around her, and you're just the only guy that ever told her no in her life,
00:01:09.420 which is very tough for women. We don't hear no often, like, or ever. So it's like, you know,
00:01:17.140 the guy will be like, no, you can't have that. And she's like, I love you forever, right?
00:01:21.100 Like, it's really highly dependent. Class dates class. Yeah, but they're still, like,
00:01:27.260 the least classy guy in that class. I know Gucci third leg, but all the girls he was given herpes
00:01:34.220 to, I know, disgusting, right? But they were all, like, kind of hood or OnlyFans models. So, 0.95
00:01:40.380 like, the guy with herpes, I guess, is going to be the bad boy. I mean, that's disgusting, but 0.87
00:01:45.220 I guess I'd be a nun's bad boy. You know, yeah, that's what I'm saying. It's, 1.00
00:01:50.480 every girl's, like, bad boy is different, and the same guy can be a good guy to one girl. I'll
00:01:56.840 give you an example. So, now, the reason Tom Brady got screwed was he didn't look at Giselle's
00:02:03.100 dating history. He really care about it. And men kind of do that. They don't really want to think 0.84
00:02:07.180 about it too much. It kind of makes you guys want to throw up, right? I get it. But you really got
00:02:12.340 to look at this, because Tom Brady to Giselle, do you know who Giselle dated before Tom Brady?
00:02:19.920 Leonardo DiCaprio. So, of course, Giselle is going to think that Tom Brady is, like, a scrub.
00:02:27.740 Like, she's like, I was on the yacht with Leo, and he was banging me out. And I was, you know,
00:02:34.260 he, I heard that Leo has sex with women with headphones on. Like, that's, like, a known rumor 0.54
00:02:40.160 that he, he puts his head for, like, do you know how humbling that, you think you're a hot 19-year-old
00:02:45.300 and this guy bangs you with headphones on? Like, he doesn't care. You're never going to,
00:02:50.320 they're going to love him forever, right? So, anyways, Giselle obviously has to divorce Tom. 1.00
00:02:55.380 Obviously, right? So, but had Tom Brady just went and got himself, he should have went to,
00:03:04.820 where does Tom Brady live? He should have went to, like, Boston College or something and found
00:03:10.240 himself a nice little 19-year-old. Because now Tom Brady is going to be the most exciting thing
00:03:17.000 that 19-year-old's ever seen. Now, that's until she meets his teammates and leaves him eventually, 1.00
00:03:22.700 right? But I'm sure that seven years is going to be a very good experience. I was actually talking
00:03:28.880 to my friend, have a friend, and he got, um, he got tickets to, like, like, um, he got to meet
00:03:36.140 basically all the people at, um, what is that concert called in the middle of nowhere where it's
00:03:41.140 like, what is it? Everyone, I can't imagine how people find it fun, but it's, like, rolling loud or
00:03:48.320 it's going on right now. Coachella, that's it, Coachella. And he got, like, so he got to meet all
00:03:53.500 the artists and I asked him, I'm like, did you bring your girlfriend? And he's like, no.
00:03:56.540 Why would I bring my girlfriend to meet, like, clouded men? That's, like, a recipe for disaster. 1.00
00:04:04.620 So maybe if he left her at home and, like, washed her, I don't know.
00:04:09.800 He went to the University of Michigan. Yeah, that's what I mean. Like, he just, he, he, and,
00:04:16.400 you know, women, like, we're in 2025. Your girl got banged out by somebody. You just got to kind
00:04:22.020 of figure out what type of guys she goes for. And are you going to be as, like, cool? Because,
00:04:30.180 you know, if Tom Brady was just honest with himself, he should have just looked at Leo and
00:04:35.620 just left. He should have looked at Leo. Like, you know, another one is Haley Bieber. I predicted
00:04:42.620 divorce for her and the reason why. She dated Drake before Justin Bieber. Now, Justin Bieber is
00:04:47.640 a world superstar. And I do feel bad for these men because I do think they pass these women 0.95
00:04:52.460 around. Like, they're so attractive. These women get DM'd by everybody. But, like, Haley 1.00
00:04:57.320 Bieber is in, has naked pictures on Instagram being married to Justin Bieber. Everyone wanted
00:05:06.740 to date him, right? Everybody, like, when I was in high school, he was the guy.
00:05:10.700 Um, so, but she got banged out by Drake or allegedly, right? I mean, who knows? But allegedly
00:05:20.340 she, she was partying with Drake. She was too close to Drake. But the bad boy is never the
00:05:29.820 type who Jesus wants you to be, Pearl. LOL. Oh, yeah. Like, like Jesus. Jesus couldn't even
00:05:37.280 stop these hoes, right? I mean, the Garden of Eden, like, it's like the apple is basically 1.00
00:05:44.840 being a whore, right? So Eve, Adam was like, you know, maybe you shouldn't do that. And God 0.99
00:05:50.260 was like, maybe you shouldn't do that. And Eve was like, nah, let's ruin everything for 0.84
00:05:56.060 eternity. It's a fallen world, right? Like, I don't think this world, and I'm just being
00:06:01.920 honest, guys. And I'm going to do a show on whores later. And, um, it was kind of 0.99
00:06:09.920 blackpilling. I looked at the biggest whores from my college. I looked at the biggest whores 1.00
00:06:15.500 from, from my college. Don't you live at home in your folks' mansion, Richie says. Mind your 1.00
00:06:20.920 business, Richie. Do I ask you where you live? All right. Now, they were all married to pretty
00:06:28.020 attractive guys. I got to be honest. I like, and some with kids. And I was thinking, I'm
00:06:32.600 like, there is no, and I, I honestly was looking at the girls that like didn't really have a
00:06:38.400 reputation like that. And what was the common denominator? The whores were hotter. I mean, 1.00
00:06:44.240 it's like not a fair world. Now, I don't know what'll happen in 10 years. I'm, I'm 28, not
00:06:49.660 48. They could all get divorced. I don't know. And I like to think that'll happen, but I have
00:06:55.920 like, cause you know, there, I think there's a part of you that thinks like people get punished
00:07:00.180 for doing bad things. I don't think that's true. And the older I get, I'm like, I don't
00:07:05.420 think that's true at all.