Pearl - October 28, 2025


Leonarda Jonie: Do NOT Date Comedians, They're LOSERS!!!


Episode Stats


Length

6 minutes

Words per minute

193.30385

Word count

1,224

Sentence count

1

Harmful content

Misogyny

11

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Toxicity

16

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Hate speech

7

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Summary

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In this episode, we discuss why women are dating comedians, why women should stop dating comedians and why they should stop sleeping with them. We also talk about morality and how it s been devalued in modern society, and why it s so important to have a moral code.

Transcript

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00:00:00.000 first of all why women are dating comedians at all these are the these are the lowest of the 0.99
00:00:05.520 we love men with microphones is that right yeah women just let me just tell you something because 1.00
00:00:11.280 i spent you know i'm a comedian i've spent time around the comedians i don't care how good their 0.80
00:00:18.000 set was that you saw these guys are losers they cannot keep their apartment clean they don't even 0.79
00:00:24.320 have regular jobs and they can't like get up at a normal time they can't take care of their bodies 0.98
00:00:30.400 they don't they're not doing anything all day they basically don't sleep in all day throw trash
00:00:35.760 everywhere order takeout don't take a shower and then like at seven o'clock at night they go out
00:00:41.120 and start doing these mics where the whole time they're just getting drunk and doing drugs and
00:00:45.680 and whatever then they repeat the whole cycle so why any woman would want that they're not
00:00:49.920 nothing to look at most comedians are pretty hideous well it's status it signals status
00:00:56.080 but that's what i mean even this whole thing with comedians having this status these days and listen 0.97
00:01:00.800 well in that social hierarchy it's pathetic i mean it's kind of like one guy in on a college campus
00:01:07.920 can run through the college girls but then he goes to the city and he's a nobody it's just depends on 0.73
00:01:12.480 the room you're in right yeah yeah but don't i'm just gonna i'm gonna disabuse you of this illusion
00:01:18.000 that comics are worth being with like seriously like my advice to women okay is you should look at
00:01:27.760 every perspective person that you're going to date from the point of view of do i want your children
00:01:34.720 if the answer is no get them away from that person because the the reason the answer is no
00:01:41.680 is revealing things about that person that that's going to make them a bad mate okay but if you look
00:01:47.200 at someone and you're like i i would trust having children with you that is a person who's actually 0.91
00:01:54.160 also going to be a good husband and get rid of all these stupid ideas about first of all there's nothing 0.99
00:02:01.200 to be gained from having casual sex as a woman there just isn't there's nothing whatever i whatever 0.99
00:02:10.000 thing they tell you there's nothing to be gained from you would be surprised there's nothing to be
00:02:14.800 gained i hate i gotta be accurate here what is there what is there to take out morality i want to know
00:02:21.200 what what there is to be gained from from having casual sex with a man with a with a man well for
00:02:26.080 a woman women that have monetized it um some of the top earning women are on only i'm taking out 1.00
00:02:30.960 morality right right but that's not having wait is that having casual sex well yeah they do it on
00:02:35.120 camera that's one oh they're having okay all right like i even i was offered a million dollars to do 0.69
00:02:40.720 porno i didn't take it right did you no i didn't do it but i was wondering how you afforded this very
00:02:46.800 nice studio um but i mean that's a million dollars you know so there's a reason women are doing it 1.00
00:02:53.520 women sleep their way into like there is a guy a guy in chicago who's like the mayor or something 1.00
00:02:58.800 the woman sleeping with the boss was getting 300k a year you know what i mean so the the challenge 0.92
00:03:05.120 you get is i'm saying yeah yeah the money yeah yeah i mean ashley st claire oh boy if she stayed 1.00
00:03:11.120 with her first baby daddy um you know she could live a normal life now she gets a bajillion dollars 1.00
00:03:17.680 but who cares it's so irrelevant yeah but you know but you have to look at incentives that that's what
00:03:23.520 i'm trying to i don't know but this is my point this is my point okay again again right i think
00:03:28.400 i do think you can get away from morality all you want but the only thing that's going to save
00:03:31.840 people is morality because if you come down to an understanding like of a foundation of i think
00:03:37.840 christian ethics and morals you can understand why those things were i'll let me get into it
00:03:44.480 there is the world famous saying of what does it profit a man or a woman to gain the world if you
00:03:51.760 forfeit your soul so who cares if you have a million dollars yeah and i i can agree with you
00:03:58.160 right but it i just like to predict where things are going and so if you're going to say why would
00:04:04.160 someone do that well you know there's plenty of reasons there is benefit right well so now we come
00:04:09.200 back to the foundation of what is important and valued in our society it's materialism i know right
00:04:17.120 whoring is rewarded well across the board yeah it is right uh the guy who offshores all of the
00:04:26.480 manufacturing job in america and completely destroys his town but becomes a mega millionaire
00:04:33.840 is worshipped instead of tarred and feathered because we're looking at oh well they got money they
00:04:39.680 must be doing well right same thing the only fan sofia rain or whatever i don't like saying these demons
00:04:46.080 names um instead of being you know paraded through the streets having her head shaved and shamed for 1.00
00:04:54.240 the degenerate morality that she's bringing in she's being advertised across brought you know she's 1.00
00:05:00.000 treated like a celebrity people come like they take pictures on the street she's getting to she's
00:05:04.480 getting to meet all these you know these celebrities and like she was in david dobrik's blog i mean that's
00:05:10.560 like the top of i didn't get invited there you know so every single person who is even enabling this is
00:05:15.760 part of even me like i wanted to go on you know caleb hammers no i don't know i wanted there's a
00:05:20.960 youtuber i really like and i wanted um i wanted to do a collaboration with him and he said no you're 0.86
00:05:26.240 too controversial yeah but the next week i see whores on literal prostitutes and i'm like 0.97
00:05:35.520 me just because i don't think women should vote but the prostitutes are okay yeah like no i know 1.00
00:05:40.960 it's and so i agree i agree i agree i mean people say that to me too just because i want to like 1.00
00:05:46.400 deport all the indians yeah i'm too controversial but then you have a girl whose asshole is like 0.88
00:05:52.400 literally on tv and that's fine that's a complete inversion of normality i know it's such a weird 1.00
00:05:57.760 time we're living in it is a complete inversion if you believe the bible this is what they said the
00:06:03.120 end times would be like that everything would be upside down that the good would be called bad and
00:06:07.920 the bad would be called good and the crazy man would be called sane and the same man crazy that
00:06:12.240 women would start dressing as men and acting like them and men would start dressing as women and 0.95
00:06:15.680 acting like them it's all in there yeah you know and i don't think it's a coincidence