Pearl - October 12, 2026


“Lindsay Clancy's INSANITY Defense Falls Apart Under Scrutiny” @JustPearlyThings

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Lindsay Clancy
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Episode Stats


Length

1 minute

Words per minute

218.01

Word count

322

Sentence count

9

Harmful content

Misogyny

8

sentences flagged

Hate speech

1

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Transcript

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Misogyny classifications generated with MilaNLProc/bert-base-uncased-ear-misogyny .
Hate speech classifications generated with facebook/roberta-hate-speech-dynabench-r4-target .
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00:00:00.000 I argued with Lindsay Clancy supporters that she did, in fact, do it.
00:00:04.320 And I said that all I needed to know is that she admitted it.
00:00:07.980 But they all think that she needs, like, it was a false confession and the husband did it.
00:00:13.460 Do you think there's any of these conspiracy theories that have any volition at all?
00:00:18.020 No, none of them.
00:00:19.560 And again, it's all like a 0.02% possibility.
00:00:23.420 Yeah.
00:00:24.160 Is there any way the husband could have killed the kids?
00:00:26.620 I can't see it but if there were it would be infinitesimal right right this notion of psychosis 0.98
00:00:32.140 she did a lot of planning right she sent her husband on an errand while she was killing her 1.00
00:00:36.740 kids she called him again sent him on an extra errand so she'd have more time to finish killing
00:00:40.520 the kids uh she got the she went sequentially up and down the stairs one kid at a time bringing 1.00
00:00:45.540 them down to the basement this was all organized then she dropped herself out the window uh she 1.00
00:00:50.900 had uh she tried to cut herself with a knife that's the funniest thing one of the female 1.00
00:00:54.300 jurors said well you know we had real doubts about her guilt because the knife the knife was dull
00:00:59.980 and i'm thinking to myself all right well first of all it's her house it's her knife right if anyone
00:01:06.620 would know which knife in the house was the dull one she would know why would she pick the dull
00:01:11.100 knife if she was actually trying to kill herself and she's a nurse we all know where the carotid
00:01:16.860 is that's where you can take a pulse on someone's neck we all know where the radial arteries and the 0.97
00:01:20.860 the wrist she would certainly know as a nurse but she manages to cut the wrong 1.00
00:01:24.100 part of her neck I mean it just doesn't look realistic 0.99