Pearl - November 24, 2025


Maybe You Shouldn't Trust Your Eyes - MODERN WOMEN are getting Catfished.


Episode Stats

Length

9 minutes

Words per Minute

218.06097

Word Count

2,067

Sentence Count

10

Misogynist Sentences

14

Hate Speech Sentences

18


Summary

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How do you get catfished by a guy who is 8 years older than what he looks like in his photos? How does a woman who is significantly older and fatter than her photos portray herself to be to a guy she's interested in go on a date with?

Transcript

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Hate speech classifications generated with facebook/roberta-hate-speech-dynabench-r4-target .
00:00:00.000 a lot of times the women they go out with they're like 20 pounds heavier and they're like okay i
00:00:03.760 still would but i just feel deceived what up guys welcome to my reaction series women know the art
00:00:10.960 of the catfish between instagram filters um posing you know cameras that make us look less old and
00:00:19.200 wrinkled women know how to look like a completely different person and whatever strategy women use
00:00:27.280 in order to get more male attention men take the strategy use it back and do it better so men are
00:00:35.200 actually catfishing women and we're gonna have women complaining about getting catfished by men
00:00:40.800 i got catfished on hinge and this is how it went down the funny thing is she's fat and i would
00:00:45.040 assume she catfished but like i would i would bet it was a double catfish so basically the guy was
00:00:50.400 way skinnier than he was in his photos which is fine like love that for you but like were you not
00:00:56.080 bad okay update your pictures all he could talk about was his diet he didn't get a second beer
00:01:00.480 because it'll be too many calories he was nice and he invited me out to breakfast the next day
00:01:05.360 so i just i just went a woman this big she should be thankful for she should be like thankful that
00:01:12.880 she's getting on a date with a skinny guy it's like they they're never there's never gratitude
00:01:16.880 when men go down and looks because i just wanted to give him a second chance we go to breakfast
00:01:21.440 he gets nothing to eat and i got food how are you going to get nothing to eat and let me sit here
00:01:26.880 and eat in front of you like that is it was nightmare fuel and then he took a selfie with me
00:01:31.260 after the date he was like can we get a selfie i was like oh my gosh i hate it when guys do that
00:01:35.960 oh my i can't even that happened to me on a date once and i'm like great now this this guy is gonna
00:01:42.540 brag about taking me on one date forever or they use it for like their instagram oh my god
00:01:50.140 oh my god that's such a turn off i i really hate it when guys do that i don't know you
00:01:55.260 anyway i hope this makes somebody feel better yeah but i like how she went on two dates how
00:02:02.260 do you get catfished and pick another to go again last night on my online date i got catfished and
00:02:07.980 i don't think this has ever happened to me i did not recognize him at all because he looked at least
00:02:12.380 eight years older part of me is like i don't know if he lied about his age yeah some guys do go
00:02:16.960 um lower on age to get younger women or that his photos were just really old or a mixture of both
00:02:23.200 but he said that he was 42 he looked like he was in his early 50s and he had gained a little bit
00:02:28.880 of weight date was to dinner and the second i saw him i just felt like he had lied to me he had
00:02:34.420 deceived me but i wasn't gonna say anything but again you know it's just funny women complaining
00:02:39.040 about this with fake hair fake nails and fake lashes isn't it funny because i just think that's
00:02:44.320 so mean a lot of times these people just don't know like if he lied about his age that's deceit
00:02:49.360 but he probably thinks that he looks like his photos at women i've seen viral videos online
00:02:54.800 of women showing their profiles being like see guys see my profile reflects what i look like
00:03:00.000 and in my mind i'm like oh my god it doesn't he wants to go out again and i don't know if i want
00:03:04.960 to go out with him just really split because like it's not like the date was bad like the conversation
00:03:09.440 was fine i just i felt some type of way the entire time because i'm sitting across from me and that's
00:03:14.740 how men it's funny when women repeat back how men feel because a lot of times the women they go out
00:03:20.380 with they're like 20 pounds heavier and they're like okay i still would but i just feel deceived
00:03:26.400 guy who's significantly older and fatter than what he portrayed himself to be to me i was kind of in
00:03:33.880 a salty mood i feel like if guys are gonna do that they really need to show up on these days
00:03:38.560 like this guy he didn't want to like order a bottle of wine he didn't want to get an appetizer
00:03:42.660 he didn't want to get dessert he would be like to me like oh do you want it here a guy says no
00:03:47.400 you're not gonna be like to the waiter like no no the bottle no no the appetizer so he brought
00:03:52.180 that type of energy where i'm like if you're gonna lie about what you look like in your age like you
00:03:57.380 need to bring like hustle energy you know you need to order the bottle and when the girl is like no
00:04:02.680 like we can't drink a bottle be like honey you can take it home appetizer of course not hungry for
00:04:07.200 dessert? You want to bite? You want to bite? We're going to get a dessert so you can have a single
00:04:10.960 bite. That's the energy you need to bring if you're lying about what you look like, in my
00:04:15.600 humble opinion. Does that make up for it? No. But does that help? Yes. I feel like if you would
00:04:21.400 have brought that type of energy, I would have considered going on a second date. I think that's
00:04:25.360 how men feel when they get catfished and she doesn't put out. They're like, look, you can
00:04:29.240 make it up to me. Gluck, gluck, 9,000. And the women are like, yeah, and they still don't. They're
00:04:35.180 like okay I got an ugly date and no gluck gluck you've got to be kidding me or should I I mean
00:04:40.300 he was a perfectly normal guy no ew gross the fact that I'm even considering going out with
00:04:45.600 him on a second date shows you how bad dating in LA is that I'm just like well he's normal he's not
00:04:50.280 gonna compete in LA she's just not cute enough oh guys I finally found one I found a normal guy
00:04:56.840 who just lied about what he looks like to me that's all he did guys he just lied about what
00:05:02.520 looks like okay um here's another girl getting catfished she's a little bit cuter me like i
00:05:11.340 just literally you're gonna be fucking kidding me like i just literally got dressed up i'm ready
00:05:17.220 to go out like i look fucking stunning got on a tinder date that turns out that is not what
00:05:24.320 he said he looked like like he said he was six foot one and he was literally shorter than me and
00:05:30.140 i'm five seven he didn't look like his pictures i don't know what the fuck like what the fuck
00:05:40.060 yeah um men are lying about height women lie about everything you know again it's just funny
00:05:46.460 like women have done this so much to men and when men do it back we can't take it five nine
00:05:51.100 where some dudes call it six today is five nine where some dudes call it six feet i'm kidding
00:05:56.140 there was this dude that I went on a date with on his dating profile it said that he was 5'10
00:06:00.900 about 5'8 for reference and when we met up we were eye level it was super nice I ended up actually
00:06:06.560 hanging out with him like three more times but when I stopped hanging out with him that's a
00:06:10.860 whole other story we met as well I was wearing like my flattest shoes because I always get really
00:06:15.280 nervous about that and one of the times when we were hanging out we were pre-gaming and going
00:06:20.020 to this concert and he's like how tall are you again he's like I love your height and I was like
00:06:26.880 I'm 5'8 yeah I'm just wondering because I'm actually 5'10 and I'm kind of looking at them
00:06:32.260 I used to do that all the time I hate I hate to say it but I'm okay so I'm six I always say I'm
00:06:36.880 six foot 5'11 and a half if we're gonna be specific but I'm very good at telling height
00:06:42.500 because um I mean I played sports and if you grew up in sports you're really good at like
00:06:48.620 sizing people up because that's what I'd have to do I'd have to you know if I was going up against
00:06:52.580 a girl I'd have to think how tall she was and I do the same thing with guys because sometimes I
00:06:57.260 play basketball with guys but I always size them up to like I just you know I don't want to get
00:07:03.260 hurt so if they look too athletic I'm like but anyways I get yeah when you're a tall girl you
00:07:10.360 can guess height pretty easily and guys will always tell me they're like you're not 5'11 and
00:07:16.300 a half and i'm like or i'll say six foot and they'll be like you're not six foot and i'm like
00:07:20.720 oh i'm not but i'm almost six foot and then they'll say well and they'll always try to convince
00:07:25.940 you you're shorter so that's that's like a thing like like it's so crazy that you're 5'10 and i'm
00:07:31.060 5'8 yeah i'm like looking right at your eyes if not maybe a little bit above it was maybe 5'7 at
00:07:37.360 best but at the concert like i lost him a couple times i'm like where are you just kidding i see
00:07:42.260 this guy on this woman's shoulders i'm like oh shit no that's just her and her baby just kidding
00:07:46.560 here's like my own personal little elf on the shelf men are so weird about fucking wow that
00:07:52.180 was that was kind of mean height though i swear to god my ex-boyfriend i dated this man for fucking
00:07:57.320 years and the whole time you're dating he always was like i'm 6'3 i'm 6'3 i'm 6'3 and one day we
00:08:02.860 had a friend over and we actually measured ourselves and guess what the motherfucker was
00:08:07.760 only six one like i'm sorry sir were you on fucking like miniature stilts that was like
00:08:13.060 making you grow two inches every time you went to the doctor like why are you saying that you're six
00:08:16.540 three for fucking years my friend actually saw him on a dating app the other day and sent me a
00:08:21.380 screenshot of his profile and he fucking even says he's six three on the dating profile i'm like
00:08:27.740 please i guess if you're translation i miss him i can't do better tall typically guys can get away
00:08:33.920 with it over them like the five seven verse like if there's a guy that's five seven and they're
00:08:39.020 saying that they're five ten i feel like that's a lot more obvious i wonder if their friends or
00:08:43.660 family members or maybe like the whole fucking family's delusional they're a bunch of like
00:08:47.440 little shorties and they're all like five seven they're like yeah we're all five ten at the end
00:08:51.800 of the day i'm just being silly and it does not matter how tall you are it matters it just matters
00:08:57.900 if you're a good person women love women do not have sex with good people so um it might be good
00:09:05.120 for your personal life but in terms of who we bang it's it tends to be bad people so anyways guys um
00:09:10.400 make sure you like the video and subscribe to the channel and let me know if you ever been catfished
00:09:14.300 on a date um have you ever lied about your height on dating app if i was a guy i would lie because
00:09:19.540 especially with short women they can't even see up there they don't know what tall you are
00:09:23.940 anyways guys like the video subscribe to the channel and i'll see you next time