Pearl - March 15, 2026


Men Are Better Off Without Wives Getting In The Way


Episode Stats

Length

12 minutes

Words per Minute

155.90733

Word Count

2,019

Sentence Count

52

Misogynist Sentences

20

Hate Speech Sentences

12


Summary

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Transcript

Transcript generated with Whisper (turbo).
Misogyny classifications generated with MilaNLProc/bert-base-uncased-ear-misogyny .
Hate speech classifications generated with facebook/roberta-hate-speech-dynabench-r4-target .
00:00:00.000 i'm sick of all the simping i'm sick of giving credit to women men would raise better kids
00:00:04.800 without us it's really good that you feel so passionately about her that means the relationship
00:00:09.680 is good the attraction's there and i'm very happy for you about that but i think you're so worried
00:00:16.380 about losing her sometimes that you're sort of losing yourself you know and you're losing but i
00:00:21.940 think you're also looking to stuff from your perspective how you would i don't think you can
00:00:26.080 you really look at things objectively i think that's the problem here you look how you would
00:00:30.560 act in a situation that you're in you don't understand it like no i'm not i'm not even
00:00:35.220 trying to to you know put myself into his shoes or insert myself in any way like from your
00:00:41.300 perspective i feel like okay you're setting your way and like you hear what we're saying but you're
00:00:46.240 not really like processing it in in a way to understand like okay like maybe different people
00:00:53.180 work a different way there is a different dynamic with with other sort of so even then like that
00:00:59.820 that's the type of that women do and think is okay now they always say women are
00:01:04.220 help mates but usually when women help we just get in the way like this right
00:01:08.860 Hold on
00:01:33.700 It's like the women have one job and we just can't do it, you know
00:01:38.860 Thank you
00:01:56.940 They do it to be funny
00:01:58.940 All right. You get the idea. Let me do the next one.
00:02:13.600 Can I share the steps?
00:02:16.160 Yeah, I'm coming.
00:02:17.520 Can you please get the door for me?
00:02:19.360 I'm coming.
00:02:19.940 Hurry up.
00:02:20.700 I'm coming, buddy.
00:02:22.080 I'll just do it myself.
00:02:27.380 Can you get the door for me?
00:02:28.700 Yeah, I'm coming.
00:02:30.100 Can you please get the door?
00:02:31.360 Yeah, so it's like they start screaming over nothing.
00:02:35.460 It's just, women are just complete agony.
00:02:39.100 You know, here we go, there's another.
00:02:41.400 Take out the trash?
00:02:42.380 Yes, just give me two minutes.
00:02:43.540 Fine, I'll just do it myself.
00:02:44.640 You fucking lazy piece of fucking shit!
00:02:47.300 You fucking pussy-ass bitch!
00:02:48.940 Get off your fucking ass, loser!
00:02:50.920 Can you take out the trash?
00:02:52.400 And the reason it's funny is because everybody knows.
00:02:56.580 Just everybody knows how it is.
00:02:58.500 like when the women just completely crash out over like the littlest the littlest thing let me find
00:03:05.320 another here we go can you load the trunk please yeah give me one second
00:03:09.920 babe i'll help you what are you doing let me help let me help
00:03:16.700 and you know even women that try not to do it it's just our nature and i think there's some
00:03:26.680 humility as a woman you can at least bring to the table or at least acknowledge you know knowing
00:03:32.800 that we just are not like we're the weaker vessel in all regards and that includes parenting men
00:03:38.680 don't need us to raise kids men could raise and do and have raised and now are raising perfectly
00:03:44.840 good kids on all on their own you know and like look at this shit okay this is like when women
00:03:53.840 ever do something nice they have to use it to build their reputation so they're either either
00:03:59.520 tell everybody about it or put it on their social media like is it really the same ring if you're
00:04:05.280 doing this i don't know about other women but i treat my husband like he's jesus so pretty sure
00:04:12.640 that's you guys gotta not fall for this women that do this it's like narcissistic she's putting this
00:04:17.040 just secret to marriage actually i'm about to make a quick sticky toppy pudding because
00:04:25.060 i don't want him to have the same dessert that he had yesterday
00:04:28.380 i don't want him to i want him to have something new so i'm really tired and i've been crying and
00:04:36.180 worshiping all day i'm exhausted but i don't want him to have the same desire yesterday
00:04:41.620 if you treat your husband like he's Jesus yeah now the thing that it's not important if what
00:04:51.400 she said because women say things right so you shouldn't take anything we say seriously
00:04:54.740 um but what's important is that she did something nice and now she's using it for clout which
00:04:59.680 you know is that really the same thing would you do it without the camera there we don't know
00:05:03.920 we distract the men at work
00:05:09.460 that's good babe
00:05:11.760 janice told me that roger and his wife were going to that community event
00:05:16.220 so i have a question would you still let me if that was a word
00:05:19.000 yeah babe yeah
00:05:21.740 so what are we doing for dinner are you gonna pick something up or do i need to start making something
00:05:26.980 i don't know actually i've felt my head
00:05:29.440 okay now we're gonna go men can do it without us they do not need us to raise kids i'm really sick
00:05:37.820 of i'm just sick of all the simping i'm sick of all the simping i'm sick of giving credit to women
00:05:42.560 men would raise better kids without us and there should be some these are things there's got to be
00:05:48.080 some humility and gratitude humility and gratitude you need for the house prices included kind of
00:05:54.480 realistic, please. Okay. Ready? Part one, obviously. Oh, look at that transition there. First. I love you so much and you're best ever and you look so handsome right now and always. Oh, that's nice. Next. Every single Ninja product ever made. Okay, we have the coffee maker, but we need the creamy, the slushy, the crispy and the pizza oven and any other ones you think we should get. And it's about $1,200 total, which is I can just steal. A flower cat water fountain because I bought the wrong one from
00:06:24.320 home goods this is on chewy specifically from chewy with this little flower thing i think it's
00:06:29.120 really cute 1960. you know he probably saved the money you know for their future kids or whatever
00:06:37.760 because i don't think this couple's married but she'll just want to spend it on herself and
00:06:42.960 you know stupid stuff she doesn't need 4.1 stars that's good it's a great rating
00:06:50.440 Lego Death Star, make two.
00:06:52.100 Okay, I've been wanting this, you know that.
00:06:53.780 But it's big and we didn't have the space until now.
00:06:56.940 $9.99.
00:06:58.320 It's art.
00:06:59.180 Okay, next.
00:07:00.580 A fridge that looks exactly like this.
00:07:02.760 Okay, I used a little bit of AI, but I also did it myself.
00:07:05.340 Half Bloom Pop, only the Shirley Temple flavor, okay?
00:07:08.780 Half sugar-free Red Bull, and then the entire freezer is True Fruit, okay?
00:07:13.480 You do love your Red Bull and your True Fruit.
00:07:15.600 Dyson vacuum must be cordless, okay?
00:07:18.900 Cordless.
00:07:19.300 $500. It's on sale right now. I don't know. I don't want to have to walk near the wall
00:07:23.380 to vacuum. An F1 car and Lando Norris, okay? Probably like $30 million, but this would
00:07:31.900 look really good in the garage. I think he would love to stay in the guest room.
00:07:38.200 Gonna have to sell a little more shoes for that one.
00:07:40.820 Lovesack couch with speakers in them, okay? It's like a movie theater. It's like 10 grand
00:07:46.260 speakers that's like a bed yes okay wow honorable mentions gift cards to however much your heart
00:07:53.780 desires home goods home depot rooms to go best buy okay so it's just a precursor it's funny
00:08:01.960 everyone's clapping like it's interesting because everyone's laughing because it's true you know but
00:08:09.200 when women can publicly be terrible people and we're somehow like i'm supposed to not notice like
00:08:18.760 that's actually gluttony like gluttony or whatever i don't know what overspending is but it's gluttony
00:08:24.020 right spending money you don't have um is pearl confusing online skits for reality well it is
00:08:30.740 reality because women make 85 percent of consumer buying decisions and we have phrases like it's
00:08:34.900 cheaper to keep her and every woman i know ever has overspent on money you know what i mean it's
00:08:40.860 like women are the ones that want to live in a hip area women are the ones that want to go to
00:08:44.080 expensive private schools women like that's women right women door dash instead of cook you know
00:08:49.300 and then women weaponize the children in order to get what they want from the father so look at this
00:08:56.140 So she's teaching her kid how to be a brat right you know you do bring me the nail polish I got you
00:09:22.240 I don't think you can fix this you can I don't really want you guys to leave
00:09:36.340 because you love us so much no there's a lot of work that needs to be done around
00:09:41.380 here oh you don't love us you love me don't take too long you guys take like seven hours
00:09:49.860 it's not our fault it's their fault it is your fault you get your own nails though
00:09:54.260 all right let's go you see and this is like you know she's using the kid to get what she wants
00:10:00.980 and i think it's like cute you know she's seeing a little chad too all right let's see this guy
00:10:07.460 i don't know i think it was around a thousand dollars i just thought the price of groceries
00:10:12.360 went up really high that's why i let you do that like order groceries or go get groceries because
00:10:16.080 you can't i'm gonna accidentally spend money like we can't even instacart right
00:10:19.380 like when i placed an order on instacart half asleep and i ordered five chuck roasts and only
00:10:25.040 needed one what do you mean do it right there's a proper way of doing it you got three of these
00:10:30.860 for no reason i only i thought i only ordered one i didn't know i got two
00:10:35.600 i was supposed to have one hamburger meat like they sent all these little steaks like i don't
00:10:40.200 even we never eat these we never even buy them what you do you want to start clicking every
00:10:44.140 button that's on i was tired and i wanted it to be over with so i don't know i'm just women
00:10:50.000 accidentally spend money that adds up over time you know no you bought all these roasts again like
00:10:56.380 i just don't understand why you keep doing that stuff that's why i don't let you do that
00:10:59.980 oh my god some makeup bombs in the floor like i don't i only ordered one i don't know maybe
00:11:05.680 it's like it my finger must have went crazy i don't know i thought you guys liked them
00:11:11.560 you know like it's she could have a humble attitude and say i'm so sorry but you know
00:11:19.680 she just starts yelling i don't know wait you got a mouth in your pocket anyway ain't that crap
00:11:24.800 oh my gosh holy look how big this yes i don't understand jesus that's enough oh my god i'm
00:11:30.720 stressed holy i would be too if i done something so dumb oh my god i'm sorry two would be two if
00:11:36.720 i did something so bags we're only here for five days two gallons of milk on the front porch too
00:11:41.440 oh my god we don't have anywhere to put it we're gonna have to donate it
00:11:47.760 oh because i guess they're on vacation here's another one taking care of everything before
00:11:51.840 she can say anything did you take
00:12:03.520 michael did you
00:12:10.560 michael can you all right let's get the next one
00:12:13.920 when you're stressed about money and your biggest expense comes to comfort you
00:12:21.840 by the way keep a lookout i got a couple packages later
00:12:29.040 yeah and even if like think about it even if she's coachable he still has to train her
00:12:41.460 like that's a lot of work for the guy you know 200 million dollars but your girlfriend has to
00:12:49.060 and not complain for 24 hours straight.
00:12:51.440 Ah, we fucked.
00:12:53.400 We ain't making it out the hood.
00:12:55.000 Might as well keep 200 million, god damn it.