Pearl - March 15, 2026Men Are Better Off Without Wives Getting In The Way
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Summary
In this episode, we talk about how to be a better wife, mother, daughter, sister, friend, etc. to your husband. We also talk about the difference between being a good wife and a good mother and how to treat your husband better.
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i'm sick of all the simping i'm sick of giving credit to women men would raise better kids
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without us it's really good that you feel so passionately about her that means the relationship
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is good the attraction's there and i'm very happy for you about that but i think you're so worried
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about losing her sometimes that you're sort of losing yourself you know and you're losing but i
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think you're also looking to stuff from your perspective how you would i don't think you can
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you really look at things objectively i think that's the problem here you look how you would
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act in a situation that you're in you don't understand it like no i'm not i'm not even
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trying to to you know put myself into his shoes or insert myself in any way like from your
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perspective i feel like okay you're setting your way and like you hear what we're saying but you're
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not really like processing it in in a way to understand like okay like maybe different people
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work a different way there is a different dynamic with with other sort of so even then like that
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that's the type of that women do and think is okay now they always say women are
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help mates but usually when women help we just get in the way like this right
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It's like the women have one job and we just can't do it, you know
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All right. You get the idea. Let me do the next one.
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Yeah, so it's like they start screaming over nothing.
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And the reason it's funny is because everybody knows.
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like when the women just completely crash out over like the littlest the littlest thing let me find
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another here we go can you load the trunk please yeah give me one second
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babe i'll help you what are you doing let me help let me help
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and you know even women that try not to do it it's just our nature and i think there's some
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humility as a woman you can at least bring to the table or at least acknowledge you know knowing
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that we just are not like we're the weaker vessel in all regards and that includes parenting men
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don't need us to raise kids men could raise and do and have raised and now are raising perfectly
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good kids on all on their own you know and like look at this shit okay this is like when women
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ever do something nice they have to use it to build their reputation so they're either either
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tell everybody about it or put it on their social media like is it really the same ring if you're
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doing this i don't know about other women but i treat my husband like he's jesus so pretty sure
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that's you guys gotta not fall for this women that do this it's like narcissistic she's putting this
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just secret to marriage actually i'm about to make a quick sticky toppy pudding because
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i don't want him to have the same dessert that he had yesterday
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i don't want him to i want him to have something new so i'm really tired and i've been crying and
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worshiping all day i'm exhausted but i don't want him to have the same desire yesterday
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if you treat your husband like he's Jesus yeah now the thing that it's not important if what
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she said because women say things right so you shouldn't take anything we say seriously
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um but what's important is that she did something nice and now she's using it for clout which
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you know is that really the same thing would you do it without the camera there we don't know
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janice told me that roger and his wife were going to that community event
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so i have a question would you still let me if that was a word
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so what are we doing for dinner are you gonna pick something up or do i need to start making something
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okay now we're gonna go men can do it without us they do not need us to raise kids i'm really sick
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of i'm just sick of all the simping i'm sick of all the simping i'm sick of giving credit to women
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men would raise better kids without us and there should be some these are things there's got to be
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some humility and gratitude humility and gratitude you need for the house prices included kind of
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realistic, please. Okay. Ready? Part one, obviously. Oh, look at that transition there. First. I love you so much and you're best ever and you look so handsome right now and always. Oh, that's nice. Next. Every single Ninja product ever made. Okay, we have the coffee maker, but we need the creamy, the slushy, the crispy and the pizza oven and any other ones you think we should get. And it's about $1,200 total, which is I can just steal. A flower cat water fountain because I bought the wrong one from
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home goods this is on chewy specifically from chewy with this little flower thing i think it's
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really cute 1960. you know he probably saved the money you know for their future kids or whatever
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because i don't think this couple's married but she'll just want to spend it on herself and
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you know stupid stuff she doesn't need 4.1 stars that's good it's a great rating
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But it's big and we didn't have the space until now.
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Okay, I used a little bit of AI, but I also did it myself.
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Half Bloom Pop, only the Shirley Temple flavor, okay?
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Half sugar-free Red Bull, and then the entire freezer is True Fruit, okay?
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$500. It's on sale right now. I don't know. I don't want to have to walk near the wall
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to vacuum. An F1 car and Lando Norris, okay? Probably like $30 million, but this would
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look really good in the garage. I think he would love to stay in the guest room.
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Gonna have to sell a little more shoes for that one.
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Lovesack couch with speakers in them, okay? It's like a movie theater. It's like 10 grand
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speakers that's like a bed yes okay wow honorable mentions gift cards to however much your heart
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desires home goods home depot rooms to go best buy okay so it's just a precursor it's funny
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everyone's clapping like it's interesting because everyone's laughing because it's true you know but
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when women can publicly be terrible people and we're somehow like i'm supposed to not notice like
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that's actually gluttony like gluttony or whatever i don't know what overspending is but it's gluttony
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right spending money you don't have um is pearl confusing online skits for reality well it is
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reality because women make 85 percent of consumer buying decisions and we have phrases like it's
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cheaper to keep her and every woman i know ever has overspent on money you know what i mean it's
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like women are the ones that want to live in a hip area women are the ones that want to go to
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expensive private schools women like that's women right women door dash instead of cook you know
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and then women weaponize the children in order to get what they want from the father so look at this
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So she's teaching her kid how to be a brat right you know you do bring me the nail polish I got you
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I don't think you can fix this you can I don't really want you guys to leave
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because you love us so much no there's a lot of work that needs to be done around
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here oh you don't love us you love me don't take too long you guys take like seven hours
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it's not our fault it's their fault it is your fault you get your own nails though
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all right let's go you see and this is like you know she's using the kid to get what she wants
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and i think it's like cute you know she's seeing a little chad too all right let's see this guy
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i don't know i think it was around a thousand dollars i just thought the price of groceries
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went up really high that's why i let you do that like order groceries or go get groceries because
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you can't i'm gonna accidentally spend money like we can't even instacart right
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like when i placed an order on instacart half asleep and i ordered five chuck roasts and only
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needed one what do you mean do it right there's a proper way of doing it you got three of these
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for no reason i only i thought i only ordered one i didn't know i got two
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i was supposed to have one hamburger meat like they sent all these little steaks like i don't
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even we never eat these we never even buy them what you do you want to start clicking every
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button that's on i was tired and i wanted it to be over with so i don't know i'm just women
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accidentally spend money that adds up over time you know no you bought all these roasts again like
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i just don't understand why you keep doing that stuff that's why i don't let you do that
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oh my god some makeup bombs in the floor like i don't i only ordered one i don't know maybe
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it's like it my finger must have went crazy i don't know i thought you guys liked them
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you know like it's she could have a humble attitude and say i'm so sorry but you know
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she just starts yelling i don't know wait you got a mouth in your pocket anyway ain't that crap
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oh my gosh holy look how big this yes i don't understand jesus that's enough oh my god i'm
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stressed holy i would be too if i done something so dumb oh my god i'm sorry two would be two if
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i did something so bags we're only here for five days two gallons of milk on the front porch too
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oh my god we don't have anywhere to put it we're gonna have to donate it
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oh because i guess they're on vacation here's another one taking care of everything before
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michael can you all right let's get the next one
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when you're stressed about money and your biggest expense comes to comfort you
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by the way keep a lookout i got a couple packages later
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yeah and even if like think about it even if she's coachable he still has to train her
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like that's a lot of work for the guy you know 200 million dollars but your girlfriend has to
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Might as well keep 200 million, god damn it.
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