Pearl - Modern Women ADMIT to Their Most RIDICULOUS Purchases

00:00:00.000 This one makes me sad because I wanted this for a really long time and I thought it was so cute.

00:00:04.180 I'll put up a photo of the model. Like it looked so cute on them. I think the problem is that did

00:00:08.380 not look cute. That was an ugly sweater. What up guys? Welcome to my reaction series. Today we are

00:00:13.560 going to talk about modern women talking about their worst purchases. Studies show that the

00:00:19.020 average woman will spend half a million more dollars in their lifetime than the average man.

00:00:25.300 Let that sink in for a second. Women make less and will spend more. But what do they spend their

00:00:31.980 money on? Today I'm going to react to modern women talking about their worst purchases.

00:00:36.940 About their best purchases of 2022. Well, I want to tell you my worst purchases of 2022.

00:00:43.660 My Dyson vacuum. Now this thing gives me more headaches than it does give me relief. But

00:00:49.240 honestly, I can't see how this would be any better than like a $40 dupe that you could find on Amazon.

00:00:58.700 Like I don't find it that great. And why the hell does it run out of battery so fast? Like I can't

00:01:03.780 even vacuum my whole house without it running out of battery. This is just one of many things,

00:01:09.620 probably a hundred things that I bought because somebody on TikTok said it changed their life.

00:01:13.520 I haven't even opened it. It's a do it yourself gel manicure thing. I don't have time for it. I don't

00:01:21.140 have the patience for it. I'm not even the kind of person who likes getting their nails done or like

00:01:25.440 doing those things for myself. So like, why did I get that? The platform Uggs that everybody is

00:01:31.800 apparently. Uggs are so ugly. I don't know why we. I don't believe them. I do not believe them. I've

00:01:38.020 never seen anybody wear these in public. They make a cute photo, but I ended up buying the regular

00:01:45.000 ones because I just feel more comfortable in them. I've never seen anybody wear these outside of the

00:01:51.340 house. There was a time in my life where I genuinely thought that I would be able to store my

00:01:57.220 refrigerator things in like compartments that you buy off of the container store.

00:02:02.740 I don't use them. And I don't know why I thought that it was necessary

00:02:08.360 to buy them. Damn. Well, there you go. Yeah. I mean, you kind of see the useless stuff we buy all

00:02:16.920 the time. Like the nail one. I didn't think of any of those. How much was it? That's my question.

00:02:23.560 Um, let's see the next one. Things that I bought this year that I regret. Part two. Any piece of

00:02:28.120 workout clothing that I've ever purchased from Amazon. Listen, I'm a very easily influenced girly,

00:02:32.320 and I follow a lot of girlies who host a lot of stuff that they get from the Zon that they think

00:02:36.260 are very cute. And they're like, it's the best thing ever. It's just like Lululemon. It's not

00:02:39.500 not just like Lululemon. The quality is objectively worse. The fit is objectively worse. And I just need

00:02:44.580 to stop doing it. My Adidas gazelles. I love the idea of these shoes. I feel like people look good

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00:04:38.440 And just to make sure it wasn't my vibe, I decided to also buy the platform versions and I can confirm

00:04:43.020 Adidas Gazelles, not my vibe. This Bottega bag, this is the Teen Jodi and it's a cute bag. I will say it's

00:04:48.580 cute, but it's just like, it's kind of a hard bag to wear. Like it doesn't really fit under your arm.

00:04:53.600 I'm like a shoulder bag kind of girl. It just doesn't really make any sense. Also the color is

00:04:57.640 a little hard for me. Again, like I don't really wear colors like this. And then this Orsene Iris

00:05:02.420 sweatshirt. This one makes me sad because I wanted this for a really long time and I thought it was

00:05:06.880 so cute. I'll put up a photo of the model. Like it looked so cute on them. I think the problem is

00:05:11.240 that did not look cute. That was an ugly sweater. I'm just too short. My torso is too short to support

00:05:16.940 all of this fabric. And then it also singeing at the waist. Like it just doesn't look correct on me.

00:05:21.680 So like, don't blame the sweatshirt. Blame me, but it is pretty sad. But again, I have more. So if

00:05:25.740 you want to part three, let me. Yeah. So women waste money on clothes. We waste money on cleaning

00:05:32.220 products. We don't need kitchen utensils. We don't need is a big one. I had finally caved and ordered

00:05:39.440 something on Tik Tok shop and don't just because what the hell is this? Look at my feet.

00:05:48.320 Okay. This one's kind of funny. Shark blank. And there's a little button thing. How much is a

00:05:53.540 shark blanket? Let me look this one up. Shark blanket. Okay. 50 bucks. That's not like the,

00:06:00.100 I mean, I guess for a blanket for this. Like what I had finally caved. Yeah. Okay. So again,

00:06:11.360 useless clothes, useless blankets. Let's see what else we got. Uh, yeah. Women spend a lot of money

00:06:16.760 on like makeup, you know, cause again, they want to sell us that we're going to be young forever.

00:06:22.040 So makeup, clothes, Botox, plastic surgery, it has to be up there.

00:06:26.580 Just as I have ever made. Not just in 2024. Let's start off with a literal wedding dress.

00:06:31.080 A bridal collection from Roxanda. I'm yet to discover a purpose as to why I can wear a wedding

00:06:36.660 dress. Can't wear this to a wedding. It's got these little sparkly for two years and I'm yet

00:06:41.500 to find a purpose. This one really hurts my soul. She bought a wedding dress without a husband?

00:06:47.840 What? Okay. All because I am obsessed with these boots. Paris, Texas,

00:06:52.180 poly boots. Okay. Shania Twain's boots are full crystal. They are very magical. It's heel

00:06:57.180 too high for me. 105 is diabolical. So much pressure on the ball of your foot. Last in these boots for

00:07:05.380 like 10 minutes. I want to cut my feet off. Yeah. I don't like heels like that either. I actually think

00:07:11.500 these are cute, but I don't know how much they were. As a reminder of how terrible I am with

00:07:17.240 financial decision making. This has to be really one of them. Yeah. It's like women were like, tee hee.

00:07:22.780 I can't take care of myself. Tee hee. How many things I've ever bought? I fully knew that they did

00:07:28.300 not fit me. And I purchased them anyway. These are gloves from Simone Roja. They're gorgeous. The

00:07:34.340 problem is my finger starts there. You know, like I have child hands, like little tiny, little stubby

00:07:41.340 hands. They're stupid. You can't alter fingers to be longer. Yeah. Clothes. All right. Let's see

00:07:48.580 what we got on the last, the last one. Is it going to be more clothes? This is a rapid fire of things

00:07:54.340 I regret purchasing. I think it's going to be more clothes. 2022. Starting off strong with a huge

00:07:59.520 purchase. Oh, a Noel oatmeal woven sofa and ottoman. This couch, I really regret purchasing it. I should

00:08:08.060 not have sold my first couch to get this one because this one ended up just pilling and it

00:08:12.600 wasn't comfortable. It didn't sink in once you finally like sat on it for a couple of months. So

00:08:17.340 she went on Facebook marketplace pretty quick. I'm a curvy girl and a lot of things don't fit curvy

00:08:21.380 girls. This, I saw so many girls over the summer wearing it. However, this was not curvy girl friendly.

00:08:27.200 I really regret purchasing a lot of the bathing suit coverups. This was number one because I put it on

00:08:31.220 and it just made me feel horrible. So she was returned very quickly. I hate to do this,

00:08:35.920 but it literally is just because it gives me cystic acne, not because the taste is bad,

00:08:40.200 not because it's a bad product, but literally I just really regret not retracting this from my diet

00:08:45.800 sooner because I got really, really insecure because of all the really bad acne that I got.

00:08:50.640 And as it turns out, it's just energy drinks. I don't know what the ingredient is in it, but it,

00:08:54.660 honey, it just, it messed me up. And lastly, a hair crimper because I literally look like

00:08:58.560 Ben Franklin's cousin. This is a rapid fire. Okay. No clothes, but the cat. Yeah. As you guys know,

00:09:05.820 we just do waste money on stupid stuff. So when women are old and don't have retirement enough

00:09:10.660 to go to the streets, don't feel bad because this is what we did in our twenties. Let me know what you

00:09:14.500 guys think in the comments. Make sure you like the video on your way out and let me know what was

00:09:18.240 your dumbest purchase ever. Subscribe to the channel and I'll see you guys next time.

Pearl - April 25, 2025

Modern Women ADMIT to Their Most RIDICULOUS Purchases

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