Pearl - April 25, 2025


Modern Women ADMIT to Their Most RIDICULOUS Purchases


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9 minutes

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1,855

Sentence count

195

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Misogyny

9

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Toxicity

6

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12

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The average woman will spend half a million dollars more than the average man in their lifetime, but what do they spend their money on? Today, I'm going to react to modern women talking about their worst purchases of the year.

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00:00:00.000 This one makes me sad because I wanted this for a really long time and I thought it was so cute.
00:00:04.180 I'll put up a photo of the model. Like it looked so cute on them. I think the problem is that did
00:00:08.380 not look cute. That was an ugly sweater. What up guys? Welcome to my reaction series. Today we are
00:00:13.560 going to talk about modern women talking about their worst purchases. Studies show that the 0.78
00:00:19.020 average woman will spend half a million more dollars in their lifetime than the average man. 1.00
00:00:25.300 Let that sink in for a second. Women make less and will spend more. But what do they spend their 1.00
00:00:31.980 money on? Today I'm going to react to modern women talking about their worst purchases. 1.00
00:00:36.940 About their best purchases of 2022. Well, I want to tell you my worst purchases of 2022.
00:00:43.660 My Dyson vacuum. Now this thing gives me more headaches than it does give me relief. But
00:00:49.240 honestly, I can't see how this would be any better than like a $40 dupe that you could find on Amazon.
00:00:58.700 Like I don't find it that great. And why the hell does it run out of battery so fast? Like I can't
00:01:03.780 even vacuum my whole house without it running out of battery. This is just one of many things,
00:01:09.620 probably a hundred things that I bought because somebody on TikTok said it changed their life.
00:01:13.520 I haven't even opened it. It's a do it yourself gel manicure thing. I don't have time for it. I don't
00:01:21.140 have the patience for it. I'm not even the kind of person who likes getting their nails done or like
00:01:25.440 doing those things for myself. So like, why did I get that? The platform Uggs that everybody is
00:01:31.800 apparently. Uggs are so ugly. I don't know why we. I don't believe them. I do not believe them. I've 1.00
00:01:38.020 never seen anybody wear these in public. They make a cute photo, but I ended up buying the regular
00:01:45.000 ones because I just feel more comfortable in them. I've never seen anybody wear these outside of the
00:01:51.340 house. There was a time in my life where I genuinely thought that I would be able to store my
00:01:57.220 refrigerator things in like compartments that you buy off of the container store.
00:02:02.740 I don't use them. And I don't know why I thought that it was necessary
00:02:08.360 to buy them. Damn. Well, there you go. Yeah. I mean, you kind of see the useless stuff we buy all 0.99
00:02:16.920 the time. Like the nail one. I didn't think of any of those. How much was it? That's my question.
00:02:23.560 Um, let's see the next one. Things that I bought this year that I regret. Part two. Any piece of
00:02:28.120 workout clothing that I've ever purchased from Amazon. Listen, I'm a very easily influenced girly,
00:02:32.320 and I follow a lot of girlies who host a lot of stuff that they get from the Zon that they think 0.99
00:02:36.260 are very cute. And they're like, it's the best thing ever. It's just like Lululemon. It's not
00:02:39.500 not just like Lululemon. The quality is objectively worse. The fit is objectively worse. And I just need
00:02:44.580 to stop doing it. My Adidas gazelles. I love the idea of these shoes. I feel like people look good
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00:04:38.440 And just to make sure it wasn't my vibe, I decided to also buy the platform versions and I can confirm
00:04:43.020 Adidas Gazelles, not my vibe. This Bottega bag, this is the Teen Jodi and it's a cute bag. I will say it's
00:04:48.580 cute, but it's just like, it's kind of a hard bag to wear. Like it doesn't really fit under your arm.
00:04:53.600 I'm like a shoulder bag kind of girl. It just doesn't really make any sense. Also the color is
00:04:57.640 a little hard for me. Again, like I don't really wear colors like this. And then this Orsene Iris
00:05:02.420 sweatshirt. This one makes me sad because I wanted this for a really long time and I thought it was
00:05:06.880 so cute. I'll put up a photo of the model. Like it looked so cute on them. I think the problem is
00:05:11.240 that did not look cute. That was an ugly sweater. I'm just too short. My torso is too short to support
00:05:16.940 all of this fabric. And then it also singeing at the waist. Like it just doesn't look correct on me.
00:05:21.680 So like, don't blame the sweatshirt. Blame me, but it is pretty sad. But again, I have more. So if
00:05:25.740 you want to part three, let me. Yeah. So women waste money on clothes. We waste money on cleaning 1.00
00:05:32.220 products. We don't need kitchen utensils. We don't need is a big one. I had finally caved and ordered
00:05:39.440 something on Tik Tok shop and don't just because what the hell is this? Look at my feet.
00:05:48.320 Okay. This one's kind of funny. Shark blank. And there's a little button thing. How much is a
00:05:53.540 shark blanket? Let me look this one up. Shark blanket. Okay. 50 bucks. That's not like the,
00:06:00.100 I mean, I guess for a blanket for this. Like what I had finally caved. Yeah. Okay. So again,
00:06:11.360 useless clothes, useless blankets. Let's see what else we got. Uh, yeah. Women spend a lot of money 1.00
00:06:16.760 on like makeup, you know, cause again, they want to sell us that we're going to be young forever.
00:06:22.040 So makeup, clothes, Botox, plastic surgery, it has to be up there.
00:06:26.580 Just as I have ever made. Not just in 2024. Let's start off with a literal wedding dress.
00:06:31.080 A bridal collection from Roxanda. I'm yet to discover a purpose as to why I can wear a wedding
00:06:36.660 dress. Can't wear this to a wedding. It's got these little sparkly for two years and I'm yet
00:06:41.500 to find a purpose. This one really hurts my soul. She bought a wedding dress without a husband?
00:06:47.840 What? Okay. All because I am obsessed with these boots. Paris, Texas,
00:06:52.180 poly boots. Okay. Shania Twain's boots are full crystal. They are very magical. It's heel
00:06:57.180 too high for me. 105 is diabolical. So much pressure on the ball of your foot. Last in these boots for
00:07:05.380 like 10 minutes. I want to cut my feet off. Yeah. I don't like heels like that either. I actually think
00:07:11.500 these are cute, but I don't know how much they were. As a reminder of how terrible I am with
00:07:17.240 financial decision making. This has to be really one of them. Yeah. It's like women were like, tee hee. 1.00
00:07:22.780 I can't take care of myself. Tee hee. How many things I've ever bought? I fully knew that they did
00:07:28.300 not fit me. And I purchased them anyway. These are gloves from Simone Roja. They're gorgeous. The
00:07:34.340 problem is my finger starts there. You know, like I have child hands, like little tiny, little stubby
00:07:41.340 hands. They're stupid. You can't alter fingers to be longer. Yeah. Clothes. All right. Let's see 1.00
00:07:48.580 what we got on the last, the last one. Is it going to be more clothes? This is a rapid fire of things
00:07:54.340 I regret purchasing. I think it's going to be more clothes. 2022. Starting off strong with a huge
00:07:59.520 purchase. Oh, a Noel oatmeal woven sofa and ottoman. This couch, I really regret purchasing it. I should
00:08:08.060 not have sold my first couch to get this one because this one ended up just pilling and it 0.90
00:08:12.600 wasn't comfortable. It didn't sink in once you finally like sat on it for a couple of months. So
00:08:17.340 she went on Facebook marketplace pretty quick. I'm a curvy girl and a lot of things don't fit curvy
00:08:21.380 girls. This, I saw so many girls over the summer wearing it. However, this was not curvy girl friendly. 0.99
00:08:27.200 I really regret purchasing a lot of the bathing suit coverups. This was number one because I put it on
00:08:31.220 and it just made me feel horrible. So she was returned very quickly. I hate to do this,
00:08:35.920 but it literally is just because it gives me cystic acne, not because the taste is bad,
00:08:40.200 not because it's a bad product, but literally I just really regret not retracting this from my diet
00:08:45.800 sooner because I got really, really insecure because of all the really bad acne that I got.
00:08:50.640 And as it turns out, it's just energy drinks. I don't know what the ingredient is in it, but it,
00:08:54.660 honey, it just, it messed me up. And lastly, a hair crimper because I literally look like
00:08:58.560 Ben Franklin's cousin. This is a rapid fire. Okay. No clothes, but the cat. Yeah. As you guys know,
00:09:05.820 we just do waste money on stupid stuff. So when women are old and don't have retirement enough 1.00
00:09:10.660 to go to the streets, don't feel bad because this is what we did in our twenties. Let me know what you
00:09:14.500 guys think in the comments. Make sure you like the video on your way out and let me know what was
00:09:18.240 your dumbest purchase ever. Subscribe to the channel and I'll see you guys next time. 0.67