Pearl - June 29, 2025


Modern Women CANT STOP STEALING

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Pearl Lee County Sheriff Tatiana Zukofsky Clara Mickelson Francesca Trela Roshanda Craig Marlena Vanna Marlena Vélez Tick-Tocker
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Length

10 minutes

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170.31

Word count

1,808

Sentence count

141

Harmful content

Misogyny

19

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Toxicity

2

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Hate speech

15

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Two Bay Area women in their sixties are accused of taking something completely different. The pair, both former dentists, are arrested for shoplifting near Lake Tahoe three separate times. And one of them, maybe they did it for the thrill of the game.

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00:00:00.000 What up guys? Welcome to my reaction series. Today we're going to be reacting to modern
00:00:05.200 women keep on shoplifting. So feminism has created a society where women are being empowered to be 1.00
00:00:12.460 like men, but still aren't being held accountable. Like men, women think that they can do anything 1.00
00:00:17.560 in 2025, including breaking the law. What is most common in the way that you see women breaking the 1.00
00:00:23.740 law in the news? Well, it's shoplifting. Every single job sector has been hit with layoffs
00:00:29.380 and women have been laid off the most. Women will never give up their lifestyle or their shopping 1.00
00:00:34.160 habits for any reason. So shoplifting has been on the rise in the last few years. Let's look at some
00:00:39.980 of the modern women that were caught shopping. Some take a cruise, some take it easy, but tonight 0.99
00:00:45.820 two Bay area women in their sixties are accused of taking something completely different. The pair,
00:00:52.120 both former dentists are arrested for shoplifting near Lake Tahoe three separate times. Former
00:00:58.160 dentists. Don't they make a lot of money? And one of them, maybe they did it for the thrill of the
00:01:02.820 game. Is from a multimillion dollar home in Hillsborough. Why? Two 68 year old retired
00:01:11.060 dentists accused in a series of retail thefts in Lake Tahoe. The Placer County Sheriff's Office
00:01:16.360 released these images. You can see one is even carrying a Louis Vuitton shoulder bag during the
00:01:21.600 alleged crimes. It was walking around and they were concealing items. I would, they would totally.
00:01:29.140 Cause at that point, the old ladies, you're not going to suspect them, you know, cause who thinks 1.00
00:01:34.100 an old lady's going to rob you? And it's, you know, they're, who cares about jail time when you're 1.00
00:01:40.740 70, you're going to kick the bucket soon. And then walking out with them. Investigators say the two stole
00:01:46.360 clothing from parallel mountain sports and Olympic Valley on three separate occasions in July,
00:01:52.140 August and November of this year, a total of about $1,500 worth of goods from the ski shop,
00:01:58.500 their getaway vehicle, a luxurious silver Lexus SUV with the handicap license plate.
00:02:05.240 Sheriff's deputies say the women remained on the run until deputy recognized their vehicle heading 0.99
00:02:09.640 south on highway 89, pulled them over and arrested them on December 2nd. One of the identifying factors
00:02:16.760 that did help the deputy identify them is the silver Lexus that they were driving had a handicap
00:02:23.420 license plate. So that was a little bit more unique. And then, you know, having the two women also in the 0.99
00:02:32.960 vehicle together at the same time was also helpful in identifying them. The sheriff's office has
00:02:39.560 identified them as Clara Mickelson of Hillsborough and Tatiana Zukofsky of San Francisco, two of the
00:02:45.700 most expensive communities in the Bay Area. Tonight, investigators tell us the two may have done this
00:02:52.060 at other stores as well. We are asking businesses in the area if they believe that they were potentially
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00:04:42.780 Women could get a second job, but why do that when you could take stuff for months and get a slap on 1.00
00:04:48.860 the wrist? And it was without a doubt our same suspect. So we were able to close other felony
00:04:54.240 cases that have been left open with no leads just because an employee took the time to call 9-1-1
00:05:00.740 over one stolen perfume. Police here suspect that Roshanda Craig is a serial shoplifter.
00:05:06.960 She's been charged with felony shoplifting here, and they say she has a long criminal history.
00:05:12.980 Arizona woman accused of spending, stealing $74,000 from Target. And three Arizona women were
00:05:20.860 arrested after police say they stole $74,000 worth of products from Target stores in Mesa and in
00:05:27.520 Tucson. Today, Tucson police released surveillance video of one of the incidents. Police say that women
00:05:32.980 would take empty containers to the skincare department and then load them into stolen items.
00:05:39.220 They would then conceal the bins using clothing that was also stolen. Police caught up with the women 1.00
00:05:44.460 in Tucson as they... Wait, how did they get away with that? We're in the middle of another theft.
00:05:51.360 The suspects were identified as 27-year-old Doreen... I just, I am, I am baffled they got away with that
00:05:58.080 ever. A 21-year-old Francesca Trela and a 16-year-old. They've all been charged with organized retail...
00:06:07.460 Oh my, $74,000? Ooh, okay.
00:06:13.520 Tick-Tocker...
00:06:14.360 They would literally... Marlena Vanna... 1.00
00:06:17.480 ...of everything with...
00:06:19.440 All right, fellas, be honest. I want you to be honest here.
00:06:25.860 Would you?
00:06:28.180 Okay, she was arrested once, but she looks like that. Would you?
00:06:31.960 Would you date her if you got sex on tap? Now, she might steal a few things. 1.00
00:06:39.180 She calls you daddy with these eyes. Are you in? Are you doing it? Yes? No?
00:06:44.680 ...has been arrested again for stealing Target haul items. One week after Marlena was arrested and 0.52
00:06:50.980 accused of posting a video with $500 worth of stolen items from Target back in October,
00:06:56.340 she was arrested again November 30 for allegedly stealing from the same retailer. The Cape Coral
00:07:02.300 Police Department shares on Instagram December 2, officers met with Target's loss prevention staff
00:07:08.040 who advised that on November 20, 2024, a known repeat female suspect, Marlena Vélez, entered the 0.98
00:07:14.620 store and selected items that were listed for sale. Once at the self-checkout register, the female 1.00
00:07:20.040 suspect did not scan some of the items, but rather scanned a false barcode instead of the real barcodes
00:07:25.860 on the merchandise. Authorities claim that Marlena, who was charged with one count of petty theft
00:07:31.060 and previously one count for the October 30th incident... They were doing that when I was in high
00:07:35.940 school. The fake scan? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. ...had stolen 16 items ranging from household goods to clothes
00:07:46.120 valued at a total of $225. Do you know what's crazy? The one girl I knew that did this in high school,
00:07:52.700 she came from a rich family. I was like, what? It was Walmart back then, but I'm like, what was the
00:08:00.200 purpose of this? What's footage of a shopper at checkout, which seems to show them scanning some
00:08:04.680 items and using false barcodes for others, was also included in their announcement. The police
00:08:09.880 department, which also posts a clip of Marlena's arrest at her home days after the incident, notes
00:08:14.800 officers recognized Marlena Vélez from a prior arrest and were able to positive... Be honest, guys,
00:08:20.440 would you? Would you? ...identify her. Marlena posted $500 bail and was released December 1st,
00:08:27.520 according to Lee County Sheriff's Office inmate records. It's unclear if the influencer has
00:08:32.100 obtained legal counsel for either case, but NBC News reports she is scheduled to appear in court
00:08:37.460 December 10th, the same date scheduled for her last arrest. E! News has reached out to Marlena for
00:08:42.820 comment and has not heard back. The police department previously revealed that a social media follower
00:08:47.860 helped identify the 22-year-old who has amassed hundreds of thousands of followers on her now
00:08:52.860 private TikTok account after a photo... Oh my gosh, and she would put the stuff she was stealing on TikTok?
00:08:59.800 No! ...of the October 30th shoplifter was posted to the department's Instagram.
00:09:04.740 Public affairs officer... These are the women ghosting you, fellas. 1.00
00:09:07.840 Ladies, Phillips explains an... It's not you, it's us. November 21st Instagram video... We actually had one
00:09:13.440 person reach out on Instagram and say, hey, I want to remain anonymous, but here's their name and date
00:09:18.280 of birth and their Instagram handle. So from there, we were able to look up her social media and even
00:09:23.160 find on TikTok, she posted a video that day of herself going to Target by...
00:09:28.840 She documented the theft. ...thing these items and then taking them home with her. Everything was
00:09:39.380 documented. Even the outfit that she wore, it shows like her getting ready with the outfit and even
00:09:43.800 her glasses and... Oh my God, women are the dumbest criminals. If you're going to be a criminal, be a 1.00
00:09:49.220 smart criminal. All of that matches in the TikTok with the attempt to identify photo that we put out.
00:09:54.240 We really want to thank the community for all the input and information that they put forward.
00:09:58.580 Whenever we put anything out like this, they're always really receptive and helpful and help us
00:10:02.760 really find out who these people are that are... Guys, would you go on a date with her? Put
00:10:08.260 yes or no in the comments and put your reasoning. Why? We're going to see an increase in female crime 1.00
00:10:15.100 in the next few years as women get laid off because AI is going to take a lot of our jobs and we keep 0.99
00:10:20.780 making poor financial decisions, trying to stay young forever, fashion, hair, clothes, et cetera.
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