Pearl - May 17, 2025Modern Women Wear THOT Clothes to Work
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Summary
In this episode, we talk about the office siren, a new trend where women go to work in club clothes to see if they will get called in by HR for wearing them to work. We also talk about why women like to dress like whores and complain when their boss hits on them.
Transcript
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Women will dress like this to work and then complain when their boss hits on them.
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Women have a tendency to invade male spaces and then ruin them.
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They start changing the rules and whining and complaining and when that doesn't work
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they get naked. Apparently there is a new trend called the office siren where women
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go to work in club clothes to see if they will get called in by HR.
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Women will take any opportunity to dress like whores. It really never fails.
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HR rating your office siren outfits and whether or not you'd get in trouble.
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This is really cute. I think if she didn't have the blazer it probably would be a problem but
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no issues with this. This is a really cute fit. Really cute outfit. No worries.
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Why do women go to work? Like men, they understand they have to wear a suit or like
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um... I forgot what those shirts are called. The... Oh this. I'm wearing it. Like with the
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short sleeve. Like they understand they can't come into work shirtless. They're not going to
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Oh the short skirt. I would tell you that you'd have to wear a longer skirt or pants or something.
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Everything else is fine but that skirt is way too short. You would not get in trouble for this.
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I would... I would... I would be... I'm a snitch. All right guys. I'm the one.
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I don't think I should have to see you naked. I really don't.
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Not in corporate. I mean where does she work is the question. That's the real question here.
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Is it in corporate America? Because in YouTube I would be like come right on the show miss.
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Take off more clothes. Maybe put your tits out.
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Right. We gotta... We gotta do that for the thumbnail.
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The illusion of being longer than it actually is.
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And her comment up here right before this one was HR is gonna send me home for this.
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I would not. I wouldn't even have a conversation with you.
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And if someone came up to me and told me that what you were wearing is inappropriate
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I would be like you're joking right? Like this is a joke. So I think this is really cute.
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So the skirt is too short. I would definitely talk to you about your skirt being short.
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I would probably stop you if I saw you. But I would probably hear about it from other people
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Women will dress like this to work and then complain when their boss hits on them.
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So definitely the skirt is way too short and the thigh highs are definitely making it worse.
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particularly them being visible. I think if that skirt was a couple inches longer I probably
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would never say anything. I think it's cute outside of this. Like I wouldn't wear this to work but
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you know I would wear this. But if that skirt was just like three or four inches longer she'd be
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fine. This is cute except if you're working in medical.
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I actually wouldn't have a problem with this one. That's fine.
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device, manufacturing, or if you are in health care you can't wear open-toed shoes.
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Oh yeah that is true. But I mean when we got the tights I mean this looks she looks like little
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house on the prairie compared to the last one. We'll probably have a conversation with her about
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that. But if it's not any of those environments and this is super cute totally fine. So for highly
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professional environments this is so. I think the tits are a little much. You gotta put those away
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lady. So cute. I would not talk to anybody about this honestly. This is something that I could see
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like law firms, banking, like accounting firms, people wearing this. I think this is so adorable
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and I think she looks so good. Damn. All right let's see who's next.
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Monday is work day. Beautiful. Tuesday is also work day. Monday is work day. Tuesday is also work day.
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Yeah women just can't put their boobs away. You know what I think it is?
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Too many women have bought boobs. So a lot of these boobs aren't real. Now I know as a man
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you're thinking that you can always tell the difference.
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I'm so tired of you guys lying to me. When I hear you guys say this and sometimes you can like it's very
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obvious but when I hear you guys say this it's like think of the equivalent is you guys saying
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us when you hear us say we like nice guys. We just want a guy that treats us right and you look at us
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like uh-huh that's how I feel when you guys say the fake boobs. Now I think like 20 years ago you're
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probably right but nowadays man they can get the implants in without the scars. I mean they like
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mimic the same kind of tissue. These surgeons are like incredible these days. Oh my god put them away.
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It's a little Friday. Friday is Friday. Oh my god.
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HR approved. Where the hell do these people work? Saturday.
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Okay does it say on her profile where she works?
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I think she could get away with. I think that would be okay. Like people would complain but I don't
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think it's bad enough that she's gonna get sent home. Tuesday. This one's worse. I can't figure out
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why but I know it looks kind of the same. It's also work day. Wednesday is hump day. That's
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this toes the one. Thursday is little Friday. Friday is Friday obviously. Saturday is best.
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She's got a great body. I'm gonna hand it to her. You guys it's a wood from you guys right? Wood.
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Wood. Would you call HR on her? Okay imagine if she was karening you at work would you call HR for the
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you know what? You guys wouldn't. Now you know what? I've had a little taste of being in you guys's
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shoes the last couple years and women's spite is so strong. I see why you guys are afraid of us and
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just give us what we want because it's just easier to just lie. I see why you guys do it.
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Sunday. Oh my god. Bitch just go to the club. It's best day. Holy.
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So this is awkward but I got fired on the first day at my new job all because of an outfit that I wore.
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I've always resonated with the saying look good feel good so I just wanted to look pretty so that
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I could feel confident and give a good first impression. Oh my gosh she saw a thing on tape.
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You know what's so funny? We see TikToks and ruin our marriages.
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We also see TikToks and get fired from work or post on TikTok. You know what's good? I quit. I quit
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It worked out for me. I don't recommend this ladies. I don't. I don't think most of you are
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willing to give up your social life for three years. I don't think you could do it.
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But clearly that backfired. If you guys missed my video this is the outfit that I wore.
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She deserved this. Yep. I mean this would be perfect to a date right? If you guys were on a
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date and she showed up dressed like this you would just think I'm getting lucky tonight right?
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That would be perfect. But lady why don't you just ask out your office crush? Just tell them
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you're interested. Do that instead of doing all this right? Here's a close-up. As soon as I walked
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into work my boss who keep in mind I barely know because I'm new calls me over and I got so excited
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and literally ran up to her because I thought she was going to compliment my outfit but she basically
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started berating me and telling me how inappropriate my outfit was for work and that I needed to change
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and I felt really insulted so I stood up for myself. Oh my gosh. Women think you're allowed
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to stand up to your boss. I mean every man's been chewed out by his boss at some point and they just
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know you have to learn to just eat it right? You just eat it you know. Where women like they think
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that their opinion matters. Where the guys are like oh no I love my paycheck. Yeah but we're so
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spiteful. We just can't make it in this world in the in the corporate world. Oh I was respectful but
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I did tell her that I've been through it with envious females. I'm used to females being. Oh my god.
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So she wore let me get this straight. She wore this outfit. Super jealous of me. This outfit.
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She's barely that backfired. Hold on. She wore let me just I want to remind you guys. I barely know
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to work. My boss who I barely know. Okay I'm not pulling it up but she wore basically a tramp
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outfit to work and then when her boss said something she said you're jealous of me. You're a jealous
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woman. I could sense her insecurity and that my outfit wasn't gonna. She told her boss that she was
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insecure. Infect the way that I perform at my job. She essentially told me to go home and not come
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back. I've just been feeling very distraught and traumatized especially because they were
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only paying me two hundred thousand dollars a year so I assumed that they would not enforce a dress
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code. She's got to be trolling. This woman was not making me to express myself with the way that I
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dress but clearly I was wrong. 200k. Okay let me see. Literally did nothing wrong. She's got to be
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kidding. Any lawyers that's special. She's got to be kidding. I hope all of you know. Yeah it's satire.
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Okay yeah that's what I was like. She was going through it. I'm like yeah she's got to be kidding
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but you know some of these women probably will get fired from this. So let me know what you guys
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think in the comments. Make sure you like the video on your way out and let me know have you ever had an
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issue with women being inappropriate in what they wear at work. Like the video. Subscribe and I'll see you