Pearl - Mommunes — Men, You’re Cooked.

00:00:00.000 I got bad news for you, fellas.

00:00:03.220 I got bad news.

00:00:04.500 You're next.

00:00:05.260 And I just wanted to show you guys how this, in essence, plays out.

00:00:09.880 Like, what is the long-term ramifications of this?

00:00:13.700 Where does this go in 20 years?

00:00:16.520 Well, what we're going to see is a lot of female community living together. 1.00

00:00:20.820 So you're going to see women sharing apartments, sharing community homes, and single mothers

00:00:24.220 choosing each other instead of a man. 0.99

00:00:27.040 And then they're going to break up, blow up, and then women will go on to the next parasite. 1.00

00:00:33.700 After dealing with divorce, Tessa Geider and Christian Baitakefer decided to raise their

00:00:40.500 family in a, wait for it, wait for it, Inna.

00:00:43.940 So it's like a play on, like, mother and community, like mom you, and like, it's so a community

00:00:49.300 of moms living together under one roof, helping each other raise children together.

00:00:55.360 So the backstory is, I found out that my husband was cheating on me for a year, and I left

00:01:00.900 him, obviously.

00:01:01.920 And then my friends were like, hey, you guys can come live with us while you're figuring

00:01:05.780 out this next phase of your life.

00:01:07.700 And then my best friend also went through an equally terrible year.

00:01:12.720 Like, yeah, when one friend did the divorce, like when one girl in the friend group gets

00:01:16.380 divorced, I got bad news for you, fellas.

00:01:20.260 I got bad news.

00:01:21.500 You're next.

00:01:22.120 Yep.

00:01:22.400 Especially if she's having like a good, if she's having fun, women hate being left out 1.00

00:01:26.620 of fun, right?

00:01:27.520 We love fun.

00:01:28.880 We hate, like, that's why, like, this is kind of how our brains work.

00:01:32.680 So you guys go to work and we don't realize that you're having a terrible time.

00:01:36.280 Like we think you're having fun.

00:01:37.580 So that's why we had to join work.

00:01:39.320 Cause we're like, what?

00:01:40.120 They get to have fun.

00:01:41.200 I want to have fun too.

00:01:43.000 And now we're crying at work.

00:01:44.420 We're doing like TikToks crying in the car cause we don't want to work well.

00:01:47.120 And it's the same thing with divorce, right?

00:01:50.280 We'll see the women. 0.99

00:01:51.140 And even if it's not a fun divorce, we'll see them and be like, oh, that's so fun.

00:01:57.000 They're going out to eat, pray, love.

00:01:59.480 I want to eat, pray, love.

00:02:01.440 And we don't, what we don't see is the not getting called back.

00:02:04.720 The, all this, you know, BS, the, the ex-husband moving on to someone younger, hotter, better

00:02:10.320 in every way, humbling you.

00:02:12.620 You know, we don't see that.

00:02:13.580 We just see the, oh, a trip to Aruba.

00:02:15.380 I want to go on a trip to Aruba.

00:02:17.680 And then, yeah, we end up divorcing too.

00:02:20.240 So yeah, I hate to say it, fellas, but yep.

00:02:23.360 Then you're cooked.

00:02:24.260 Then you're cooked also.

00:02:25.480 With her husband, the same time as I was a couple months into living here, she was called

00:02:30.760 me up and she's like, hey, I'm, this isn't working.

00:02:33.680 I think I'm going to leave my husband.

00:02:35.140 And I was like, okay, we'll come live with us.

00:02:37.700 It's three moms who are amazing moms.

00:02:41.600 And I think that's what makes all of it.

00:02:44.400 When they say I'm an amazing mom, that means they have to say it.

00:02:47.480 So their actions don't show it.

00:02:49.460 Every amazing mom that I know never has to say I'm an amazing mom, right?

00:02:53.400 It's always, they just are.

00:02:55.080 It's kind of like the guy that's rich.

00:02:56.480 He's like telling everyone he's rich.

00:02:57.620 He's not actually rich.

00:02:58.400 He's telling everyone he's rich.

00:02:59.600 It's so beautiful and so easy.

00:03:01.880 Like, I mean, I'm going through a divorce and yet I'm so happy and calm.

00:03:06.460 We all help each other with the kids.

00:03:09.380 We also all help each other with like just cleaning up the house or making dinner.

00:03:13.860 Like we like kind of just, oh, I'll cook this tonight or I'll cook this tonight.

00:03:17.400 And we make each other coffee in the morning.

00:03:20.260 Like it's so crazy.

00:03:22.240 Women never talk about emotional labor when living with other women. 0.98

00:03:25.480 Right.

00:03:26.100 So there's no counting the chores and saying, I did this, you did that, you know, yada, yada, yada.

00:03:31.680 But when they do it for a man, it's like, that's when we start counting.

00:03:37.040 Like, it's just like, we just like take care of each other.

00:03:39.800 The con is like, I went from, and it's not even really a con, but it's just like, I had one kid and now there's three kids in the house.

00:03:46.380 And so that can be a little bit loud.

00:03:48.540 House gets, gets noisy.

00:03:50.640 There's like two four-year-olds running around and then a one-year-old baby crying at the same time.

00:03:55.800 And like, it's just can be a lot.

00:03:57.640 We're very lucky in that our daughters, like our best friends, like it's crazy.

00:04:03.820 They get along so great.

00:04:05.060 Until the moms have a falling out and then they're going to be ripped apart from their best friend. 1.00

00:04:09.480 And like play together so great.

00:04:10.960 My biggest piece of advice is that you have to make sure that these people line up with your values.

00:04:19.360 Kind of who you are as a person, I just think is so important.

00:04:22.340 I think this whole situation could have gone so differently if there was tension in the house, bad energy, or just somebody who didn't align with how I kind of feel and live my life.

00:04:33.200 You have to really make sure that you know, like one, that your parenting styles are similar, that your views and your beliefs on things are similar, and that you trust those people because like they're going to be around.

00:04:47.980 Yeah, we're cooked, cooked.

00:04:50.020 That's the future.

00:04:52.060 I'm telling you, that's, that's the future.

00:04:54.260 We're already in it.

00:04:55.240 We're already watching this go on as I'm, I'm the youngest millennial.

00:04:58.960 I'm two months away from Gen Z.

00:05:00.900 I kind of wish I was.

00:05:01.720 I'd feel younger, you know, but that's, that's what's going to happen.

00:05:08.980 And people think I'm blackpilled or a doomer, but I'm like, do you guys not have eyes?

00:05:12.800 You don't see everyone getting divorced.

00:05:14.840 You don't see people like, it's like 10 year relationships.

00:05:18.040 That's what we're kind of in.

00:05:19.280 It's like a subscription model instead of a marriage model.

00:05:22.720 Like, I don't know.

00:05:23.740 And do you know what's crazy?

00:05:24.660 The people that always call me black pill are always divorced.

00:05:27.880 That's, that's, that's the crazy thing.

00:05:30.060 It's like, they don't, it's like two plus two equals four, right?

00:05:34.240 Their parents will be divorced.

00:05:36.380 They'll have gone through a divorce. 0.94

00:05:37.660 And then they'll say, Pearl, you're so blackpilled. 0.86

00:05:40.360 I'm like, what did you do?

00:05:41.680 You did a subscription model.

00:05:43.740 Or the women, it's like, what happened to your ex-boyfriend?

00:05:46.820 Where is he?

00:05:48.020 They'll be like, ah, I believe in marriage.

00:05:50.280 Where's your ex-boyfriend?

00:05:51.900 Well, we weren't married.

00:05:53.000 Well, were you throwing it back?

00:05:54.280 Yeah.

00:05:55.100 Oh, okay.

00:05:56.620 So I guess it's not that special, is it?

00:06:00.060 John says, except for you, Pearl, 95% of women are bought and pay for it and can't be trusted. 1.00

00:06:06.360 Well.

00:06:07.240 Your kids a lot.

00:06:08.160 And, you know, basically helping raise your children and your children are going to be like watching them and learning from them.

00:06:13.380 And so.

00:06:14.240 Someone said in the chat, I hope Pearl doesn't hit the wall. 0.89

00:06:16.780 Well, I got to do it eventually.

00:06:18.960 I'm going to age.

00:06:21.120 I'm going to be 70 and still got it.

00:06:26.400 I mean, you know what? 0.78

00:06:28.040 I reacted to something today, which was a 72-year-old hooker. 1.00

00:06:35.920 She did not still have it, but someone did it.

00:06:38.700 Like, it's got to be someone that you align with and values and trust and you feel safe letting your children.

00:06:45.900 Yeah.

00:06:46.020 And now here's the thing. 1.00

00:06:47.020 So single mothers, we all know are whores, right? 1.00

00:06:48.940 So they're all going to be throwing it back and bringing these random men into the house. 1.00

00:06:52.920 And now this is like, got to be a father's worst nightmare.

00:06:56.000 He's like, because you all know that if there was like a horror meter, right? 0.96

00:07:00.880 If there was like a, like, I don't believe that all women are equal sluts in a friend group. 1.00

00:07:07.460 That's not what I've seen.

00:07:08.620 But what I can say is usually there's somebody putting out in a friend group because a group of guys is not going to hang out with a group of women unless somebody's putting out.

00:07:18.820 So someone in the friend group is doing it.

00:07:21.000 And whoever is doing it is going to try to pull all the others towards her. 0.99

00:07:25.760 So she's constantly going to be trying to get the others to be whores. 1.00

00:07:30.140 And naturally, that's like our natural inclination for, I, you know, that's just what we want to do. 0.98

00:07:36.920 Now, there are women that understand there's consequences for doing that. 1.00

00:07:40.180 So we don't, right?

00:07:41.120 But when you have women getting cancer diagnosis and divorcing their husband and throwing it back for 100 men rather than be with their husband, this is a trend.

00:07:50.260 This is kind of, we're going to do a show on this later.

00:07:52.980 But what does that tell you?

00:07:56.460 You know, I covered a 72-year-old hooker. 1.00

00:07:59.080 She didn't have sex for 40 years and then was like, I'm going to start throwing it back. 0.99

00:08:04.600 So that's what I can say.

00:08:06.160 If you get a group of women, they're one of them. 1.00

00:08:08.820 And it could be your wife. 1.00

00:08:09.980 You're not really going to know which one's the super slut, right? 1.00

00:08:13.200 You guys marry women that you think are great and they turn out to be super slut. 1.00

00:08:17.020 So you're not really going to know. 1.00

00:08:18.420 But there's a super slut in the group that's pulling them. 1.00

00:08:21.380 And the longer they're together, the more bad decisions will happen, right? 0.99

00:08:26.480 Because one girl in the group is going to get the Botox. 1.00

00:08:29.560 And then the other girls are like, I want Botox. 1.00

00:08:31.980 Then, you know, then they do it, right?

00:08:33.820 One girl in the group is going to be like, I want to travel.

00:08:36.060 I want to go on all these trips.

00:08:37.020 And the other girls are going to be like, I want to go on these trips. 1.00

00:08:38.880 And there's no guy to be like, hey, how are you going to pay for that?

00:08:42.340 And then there's one woman that's going to file bankruptcy. 1.00

00:08:44.320 And the other girls are like, I'm going to file bankruptcy too and just run on my credit cards.

00:08:49.160 Right?

00:08:49.680 So that's kind of how it works.

00:08:51.920 So this has got to be a living nightmare for the men because these are all cute women, right? 0.83

00:08:56.360 They're all, I know you guys, these are woods for you.

00:09:00.200 These are woods.

00:09:00.820 You would do it.

00:09:01.420 So if they're woods, then what's going to happen is one of them is going to be thrown it back.

00:09:08.540 There's going to be a rotation of men.

00:09:10.860 And then it's also going to, what also is going to happen is they're going to bring over.

00:09:15.920 Then the one girl is going to see the other girl bringing home men. 1.00

00:09:19.940 And then the other girl is going to be like, I want to do that. 0.99

00:09:22.540 And then they all start doing it, right?

00:09:24.400 Okay, then I'm going to take this one step further.

00:09:28.580 So what's going to happen next is then they're going to sleep with the same guy somehow because

00:09:36.980 obviously the town's not too big, the city.

00:09:39.380 Some Chad is running through.

00:09:41.200 He's waiting, right?

00:09:42.160 He's waiting.

00:09:42.820 There's some Chad that has a script for single mothers.

00:09:46.140 He's probably going to give them a really nice script on the first date.

00:09:49.720 Like he's open to being a stepdad.

00:09:52.120 He's not, but he's going to get that poonanny, right? 1.00

00:09:57.620 So he has this waiting for them, this script.

00:10:01.420 And then, yeah, long story short, they're going to fall for it.

00:10:06.200 Then they're going to fight over a guy. 1.00

00:10:08.440 And then they're going to break up.

00:10:09.800 Then the kids are going to be devastated because they lost their best friend.

00:10:12.740 And then they'll just find the next one.

Pearl - April 10, 2025

Mommunes — Men, You’re Cooked.

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