Pearl - September 23, 2026


“Moms Are Making JOKES About Hurting Their Babies for TikTok” @JustPearlyThings

“Women Keep DELAYING Motherhood Until It’s Too Late” @JustPearlyThings The Life of a Real Ninja

Episode Stats


Length

2 minutes

Words per minute

186.63

Word count

445

Sentence count

7

Harmful content

Misogyny

5

sentences flagged

Toxicity

5

sentences flagged

Hate speech

6

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Transcript

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00:00:00.000 So now let's watch this compilation. It was posted on X originally with this caption. This account
00:00:04.120 said, insane women are now filming themselves on TikTok pretending to hurt their infants for 0.90
00:00:08.400 clicks and fun. It's a real knee slapper. So here's the video. Just watch. 1.00
00:00:12.220 all right so maybe this is because i am on motherhood tiktok because i had a baby in the
00:00:31.300 last year but my question is are you all being intentionally dense here and misinterpreting
00:00:36.840 this entire situation or is social media literacy just at an all-time low because i genuinely cannot
00:00:42.060 comprehend what is happening here because i feel like it's pretty clear what we are watching in
00:00:45.180 this video these are women if you read the caption they are joking about postpartum oh my god oh 0.91
00:00:52.060 you're gonna keep me employed forever i love you girls i i hate you i love you guys but i hate you 0.80
00:00:57.580 you know it's hate love because you guys are just gonna keep me employed forever i will never not 0.89
00:01:04.460 have a job because of you ladies anxiety they are joking about the intrusive thoughts that they
00:01:08.860 experience after becoming mothers these are things that they do not want to happen to their children
00:01:14.220 these are fears that they have hello i mean i don't know what if men joked about cheating what
00:01:19.500 if men joked about wanting to kill their wives would that be funny would women say that's 1.00
00:01:25.420 hilarious no that's the problem with women is we teehee teehee i want to murder my kids teehee 1.00
00:01:32.380 but they could inadvertently do it is them panicking about all of the horrible and often 0.99
00:01:37.580 ridiculous things brett's got post not clarity hard i bet you got pumped and dumped by some
00:01:42.940 giga chad frat boy at ucla thinks about him sorry brett is what it is accidentally happened to their
00:01:49.900 children in their care like you're walking around a corner and you have this newborn baby that can't
00:01:53.260 hold its head up and then suddenly you run into the side of the door or you're throwing laundry
00:01:57.020 into the dryer and you accidentally throw the baby in the dark it's ridiculous but they are
00:02:01.020 intrusive thoughts that these new mothers are thinking about as they are trying to figure out
00:02:05.260 how to take care of this tiny helpless little being and all right ladies i just think it's
00:02:09.580 time that we lie i'm just i'm getting tired i don't know can we just start lying i mean we
00:02:15.820 we lie okay we lie to everybody about everything but we tell the truth on the internet make it make
00:02:22.060 Makes sense.