Pearl - March 31, 2026


＂Optionally Chopped＂ Is Codeword For FAT

White Men Need To Be Protected TikTok Is No Longer Paying Women...BASED!？

Episode Stats


Length

8 minutes

Words per minute

176.32

Word count

1,452

Sentence count

17

Harmful content

Misogyny

27

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Toxicity

26

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Hate speech

17

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Summary

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In this episode of The Reactions Series we are reacting to TikTok trends and today we re reacting to the "Oshid chopped" challenge. We re talking about TikTok and the idea that if you re chopped then you re just chopped because you don t need to put on fake eyelashes to make yourself look chopped, you are just naturally chopped.

Transcript

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00:00:00.000 Okay, optionally chopped is fat to thin, not put on fake eyelashes to distract from my blubber.
00:00:07.020 What up guys? Welcome to the reaction series. Today we are reacting to TikTok trends and today
00:00:12.240 we're reacting to the optionally chopped challenge. Apparently people are chopped. I mean, it's not a
00:00:17.820 choice. I have a hard time believing that, but let's, what I think it's gonna, it's gonna be
00:00:23.220 is women that are chopped, put on a lot of makeup and then think they're not chopped, 0.99
00:00:27.180 but they're just like chopped and with a lot of makeup they can look okay this whole optionally
00:00:32.540 chops challenge is so funny to me and i already know people are going to eat me up in the comments
00:00:35.980 but it's like if you are posting a before and it is just you and your natural state natural hair
00:00:41.660 natural state skin everything in between whatever and then you go from that to then posting another
00:00:48.300 version of yourself with your hair done and it's it's not your hair and then if makeup done and
00:00:53.580 everything in between if you are coming online and saying that your chopped state is when you
00:01:01.100 just look naturally yourself i mean this is just naturally how you look like and that's when you
00:01:05.020 consider yourself this girl's base yeah because look at if you were naturally good looking you
00:01:10.060 don't really need makeup you don't you just are naturally hot chopped and then you not being
00:01:15.740 chopped is when you do everything under the sun makeup fake hair everything in between
00:01:19.900 then what do you mean by optionally chopped? You're just chopped. You're just naturally
00:01:24.560 chopped. Like I don't, maybe I'm confused. If you think that you and your natural state is
00:01:28.620 chopped, then you are naturally chopped. What do you mean? It's an op. What do you mean optional?
00:01:32.600 You mean you got to do everything under the sun, put fey hair, put this, put this, put this
00:01:35.680 to not be chopped. What, then what do you mean by it's an option? Like I'm maybe not understanding.
00:01:41.500 I know. Cause I don't know how these women have the energy to put on a mask every day. Look, 1.00
00:01:45.740 occasionally I'll come on here and I'll have my makeup really well done. And people are like,
00:01:49.220 oh you look so good and i'm like look i just have things to do every day i don't want to have to put
00:01:54.960 on a pound of makeup every day i would rather you just get used to my face it is a bit chopped you
00:02:00.560 know but it could be more chopped could be less chopped it just is what it is eat the l the premise
00:02:05.180 of the the trend because if you're saying that in your natural state you look chopped then for
00:02:10.380 all intents and purposes you're just chopped like this whole yeah okay that's what i thought it was
00:02:14.920 gonna be all right let's see this lady you're not optionally chopped you optionally look good 1.00
00:02:20.300 that yeah that's true is your natural state that's how you look all the time is that optional
00:02:26.240 is did you choose to be born that way maybe it's maybelline no okay then yeah okay it's not 0.71
00:02:34.640 optional you're just chopped you're an optional baddie that's okay that's okay queen i just don't
00:02:42.640 under i just i don't understand who comes up with these trends because this doesn't make sense and 0.98
00:02:49.780 you're making everybody look stupid stop no let's keep going point of view you're optionally chopped 0.98
00:02:55.940 again this isn't like an ugly girl she's not that attractive but this is not like chopped chop this 1.00
00:03:03.600 is like chopped for a young woman like in her peer group she's probably like a four maybe five good 0.96
00:03:09.460 teeth 5.5 he's not ugly yeah she's uh this is why i don't like to pretend that the stuff doesn't help
00:03:19.780 you know i'm not here i'm not these trad people that are like oh everyone looks better natural
00:03:23.220 they don't you look better with makeup on um you look better with enhancements that's absolutely
00:03:28.340 true um but we gotta we can't be delusional and forget what we actually look like you know
00:03:33.940 oh no why is this fat girl being okay she better lose the weight 1.00
00:03:39.480 in her non-chopped video or i'm gonna crash out 0.81
00:03:42.820 better be a weight loss
00:03:45.700 oh my god of course oh my god why do black men always prove the stereotypes correct dude 1.00
00:04:00.320 my guy what are you doing oh my god that's so embarrassing uh oh no another fat woman trying 1.00
00:04:11.180 to pretend she's not chopped um so just women putting on fake eyelashes i mean why did you 1.00
00:04:20.340 okay optionally chopped is fat to thin not put on fake eyelashes to distract from my blubber 0.99
00:04:27.440 that is so embarrassing oh there's nothing more embarrassing than an ugly woman pretending to be 1.00
00:04:36.260 hot okay this girl okay she's kind of like me better looking obviously but gingers we look a 0.98
00:04:42.760 lot better with makeup because we don't really have eyebrows or eyelashes so if you put those
00:04:47.700 on you do it does increase the attractiveness but again you know this girl's young and when 1.00
00:04:54.580 you're young you're just automatically a six she's not ugly rumor has it he's the one i'm
00:05:00.220 leaving that good long hair like this isn't uh it's not like i would still put her facial 1.00
00:05:05.420 attractiveness is not that high maybe like five like i would say it's in the middle for her age 1.00
00:05:10.260 five four four she's got good eyes yeah i mean she's like normal look makeup's gonna bring her 1.00
00:05:18.760 to like a six yeah i did exactly what i thought it would do and her eyebrows aren't even done well
00:05:24.940 i'm not saying i do eyebrows well like i definitely don't but let's just keep it a buck her eyebrows 1.00
00:05:29.680 are not done well okay this is not a chopped woman again but these women are going to be 1.00
00:05:34.360 comparing to girls their age right um because that's like their peer group right so when you're
00:05:38.920 young she's not that cute for a girl her age um but in the grand scheme of things she's going to 1.00
00:05:43.940 be more attractive in most rooms just because she's young so i don't know like a five mid not 1.00
00:05:50.520 ugly she's just gonna cover her bags throw on some fake eyelashes no acne so put her hair down 1.00
00:05:55.820 fake eyelashes i guess add in the blush okay this girl i'm optionally chopped oh no you're just ugly 1.00
00:06:05.020 oh this is getting sad getting sad you're still kind of chapped your tits out help but 1.00
00:06:12.060 it adds a point throwing your tits out it just does um i don't make the rules i just tell you 1.00
00:06:17.080 what they are yeah that's life okay let's see this oh black ladies you guys got to stop this 1.00
00:06:28.540 um there's attractive black ladies but there's no one more delusional than a 1.00
00:06:32.940 ugly black woman no but i've never seen a more delusional group than unattractive black women 1.00
00:06:39.480 never seen anybody um delusionable about where they are in the marketplace 1.00
00:06:45.340 fake hair helps um she doesn't have a bad figure but again you're still kind of fat um black women 1.00
00:06:57.560 are lucky where they they seem to have smaller waistlines for how fat they are uh this could be 0.97
00:07:04.300 a bbl um or like some sort of fat transfer generally speaking um it's abnormal that women 1.00
00:07:12.800 that are a certain body fat percentage that their waist doesn't stick out like a gut because it's 1.00
00:07:18.480 just they're gonna have gut issues because of all the junk yeah anyways um all right these women are 1.00
00:07:25.820 so delusional this is incredible um ladies chops just eat that out right just eat it um sometimes 1.00
00:07:33.620 in life you're just not attractive there's ways you can be not chopped for like a day but if you
00:07:38.900 can't go to the beach and not be chopped or you can't like put on a sweater and not be chopped
00:07:43.620 you're just not that good looking right um being being thin and being partially naked that adds a 0.95
00:07:48.580 point um boobs out adds a point good butt adds a point but if you're chopped you're chopped just 0.99
00:07:55.300 take the l and um maybe we'll look less stupid on the internet so anyways sorry i love doing these 0.96
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00:08:12.100 love you guys i'll see you next time