Pearl - ＂Optionally Chopped＂ Is Codeword For FAT

00:00:00.000 Okay, optionally chopped is fat to thin, not put on fake eyelashes to distract from my blubber.

00:00:07.020 What up guys? Welcome to the reaction series. Today we are reacting to TikTok trends and today

00:00:12.240 we're reacting to the optionally chopped challenge. Apparently people are chopped. I mean, it's not a

00:00:17.820 choice. I have a hard time believing that, but let's, what I think it's gonna, it's gonna be

00:00:23.220 is women that are chopped, put on a lot of makeup and then think they're not chopped,

00:00:27.180 but they're just like chopped and with a lot of makeup they can look okay this whole optionally

00:00:32.540 chops challenge is so funny to me and i already know people are going to eat me up in the comments

00:00:35.980 but it's like if you are posting a before and it is just you and your natural state natural hair

00:00:41.660 natural state skin everything in between whatever and then you go from that to then posting another

00:00:48.300 version of yourself with your hair done and it's it's not your hair and then if makeup done and

00:00:53.580 everything in between if you are coming online and saying that your chopped state is when you

00:01:01.100 just look naturally yourself i mean this is just naturally how you look like and that's when you

00:01:05.020 consider yourself this girl's base yeah because look at if you were naturally good looking you

00:01:10.060 don't really need makeup you don't you just are naturally hot chopped and then you not being

00:01:15.740 chopped is when you do everything under the sun makeup fake hair everything in between

00:01:19.900 then what do you mean by optionally chopped? You're just chopped. You're just naturally

00:01:24.560 chopped. Like I don't, maybe I'm confused. If you think that you and your natural state is

00:01:28.620 chopped, then you are naturally chopped. What do you mean? It's an op. What do you mean optional?

00:01:32.600 You mean you got to do everything under the sun, put fey hair, put this, put this, put this

00:01:35.680 to not be chopped. What, then what do you mean by it's an option? Like I'm maybe not understanding.

00:01:41.500 I know. Cause I don't know how these women have the energy to put on a mask every day. Look,

00:01:45.740 occasionally I'll come on here and I'll have my makeup really well done. And people are like,

00:01:49.220 oh you look so good and i'm like look i just have things to do every day i don't want to have to put

00:01:54.960 on a pound of makeup every day i would rather you just get used to my face it is a bit chopped you

00:02:00.560 know but it could be more chopped could be less chopped it just is what it is eat the l the premise

00:02:05.180 of the the trend because if you're saying that in your natural state you look chopped then for

00:02:10.380 all intents and purposes you're just chopped like this whole yeah okay that's what i thought it was

00:02:14.920 gonna be all right let's see this lady you're not optionally chopped you optionally look good

00:02:20.300 that yeah that's true is your natural state that's how you look all the time is that optional

00:02:26.240 is did you choose to be born that way maybe it's maybelline no okay then yeah okay it's not

00:02:34.640 optional you're just chopped you're an optional baddie that's okay that's okay queen i just don't

00:02:42.640 under i just i don't understand who comes up with these trends because this doesn't make sense and

00:02:49.780 you're making everybody look stupid stop no let's keep going point of view you're optionally chopped

00:02:55.940 again this isn't like an ugly girl she's not that attractive but this is not like chopped chop this

00:03:03.600 is like chopped for a young woman like in her peer group she's probably like a four maybe five good

00:03:09.460 teeth 5.5 he's not ugly yeah she's uh this is why i don't like to pretend that the stuff doesn't help

00:03:19.780 you know i'm not here i'm not these trad people that are like oh everyone looks better natural

00:03:23.220 they don't you look better with makeup on um you look better with enhancements that's absolutely

00:03:28.340 true um but we gotta we can't be delusional and forget what we actually look like you know

00:03:33.940 oh no why is this fat girl being okay she better lose the weight

00:03:39.480 in her non-chopped video or i'm gonna crash out

00:03:42.820 better be a weight loss

00:03:45.700 oh my god of course oh my god why do black men always prove the stereotypes correct dude

00:04:00.320 my guy what are you doing oh my god that's so embarrassing uh oh no another fat woman trying

00:04:11.180 to pretend she's not chopped um so just women putting on fake eyelashes i mean why did you

00:04:20.340 okay optionally chopped is fat to thin not put on fake eyelashes to distract from my blubber

00:04:27.440 that is so embarrassing oh there's nothing more embarrassing than an ugly woman pretending to be

00:04:36.260 hot okay this girl okay she's kind of like me better looking obviously but gingers we look a

00:04:42.760 lot better with makeup because we don't really have eyebrows or eyelashes so if you put those

00:04:47.700 on you do it does increase the attractiveness but again you know this girl's young and when

00:04:54.580 you're young you're just automatically a six she's not ugly rumor has it he's the one i'm

00:05:00.220 leaving that good long hair like this isn't uh it's not like i would still put her facial

00:05:05.420 attractiveness is not that high maybe like five like i would say it's in the middle for her age

00:05:10.260 five four four she's got good eyes yeah i mean she's like normal look makeup's gonna bring her

00:05:18.760 to like a six yeah i did exactly what i thought it would do and her eyebrows aren't even done well

00:05:24.940 i'm not saying i do eyebrows well like i definitely don't but let's just keep it a buck her eyebrows

00:05:29.680 are not done well okay this is not a chopped woman again but these women are going to be

00:05:34.360 comparing to girls their age right um because that's like their peer group right so when you're

00:05:38.920 young she's not that cute for a girl her age um but in the grand scheme of things she's going to

00:05:43.940 be more attractive in most rooms just because she's young so i don't know like a five mid not

00:05:50.520 ugly she's just gonna cover her bags throw on some fake eyelashes no acne so put her hair down

00:05:55.820 fake eyelashes i guess add in the blush okay this girl i'm optionally chopped oh no you're just ugly

00:06:05.020 oh this is getting sad getting sad you're still kind of chapped your tits out help but

00:06:12.060 it adds a point throwing your tits out it just does um i don't make the rules i just tell you

00:06:17.080 what they are yeah that's life okay let's see this oh black ladies you guys got to stop this

00:06:28.540 um there's attractive black ladies but there's no one more delusional than a

00:06:32.940 ugly black woman no but i've never seen a more delusional group than unattractive black women

00:06:39.480 never seen anybody um delusionable about where they are in the marketplace

00:06:45.340 fake hair helps um she doesn't have a bad figure but again you're still kind of fat um black women

00:06:57.560 are lucky where they they seem to have smaller waistlines for how fat they are uh this could be

00:07:04.300 a bbl um or like some sort of fat transfer generally speaking um it's abnormal that women

00:07:12.800 that are a certain body fat percentage that their waist doesn't stick out like a gut because it's

00:07:18.480 just they're gonna have gut issues because of all the junk yeah anyways um all right these women are

00:07:25.820 so delusional this is incredible um ladies chops just eat that out right just eat it um sometimes

00:07:33.620 in life you're just not attractive there's ways you can be not chopped for like a day but if you

00:07:38.900 can't go to the beach and not be chopped or you can't like put on a sweater and not be chopped

00:07:43.620 you're just not that good looking right um being being thin and being partially naked that adds a

00:07:48.580 point um boobs out adds a point good butt adds a point but if you're chopped you're chopped just

00:07:55.300 take the l and um maybe we'll look less stupid on the internet so anyways sorry i love doing these

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00:08:12.100 love you guys i'll see you next time

Pearl - March 31, 2026

＂Optionally Chopped＂ Is Codeword For FAT

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