Pearl - Pearl RATES A Bunch Of Mid Women Who Play Outside Their League

00:00:00.000 in nashville i mean she was probably going for the musicians that's my guess let me see now she's

00:00:07.880 maybe going for the surfer guys or not surfer snowboarding guys i think there's going to be a

00:00:13.660 lot of her i don't think she's going to stand out in denver but i don't think she'll do bad either

00:00:18.060 it's really going to be dependent on her personality she'll get in the door maybe not with

00:00:23.560 like i don't know i'd say a level men in the city but she like a b level guy i think she would

00:00:28.760 i could maybe do a hierarchy one of these days of how like women rank rank men she's got a sleeve

00:00:34.780 so she's gonna have to go more like hot guy less money but that's what the women are doing now

00:00:39.680 anyways so one year ago today i flew to denver for the first time and signed a lease within an hour

00:00:45.520 and i think the most important thing i've learned since moving to denver is that you just can't live

00:00:49.840 here if you like to eat food because it's harder to cook due to the altitude and the restaurants are

00:00:53.700 also just not good do you know what they have really good smoothie shops i'll say that i've

00:00:58.640 been to so many cities and you can always she'll do good in boulder she'll blend in yeah she kind

00:01:03.440 of she's not going to be worshipped or anything but she's going to do well enough i'm good food

00:01:07.600 but in denver you can only pay thirty dollars so many times for the most subpar meal you've ever

00:01:12.680 had before you just give up if you ask me for a restaurant to eat back five are you out of your

00:01:17.200 mind she's skinny is that all you have to be not on this show go make your go make your own show

00:01:23.440 and simp go make your own show and overrate i'll tell you exactly why i gave her that rating

00:01:28.680 okay i don't give better ratings just because the market's inflated okay i can't tell i don't see a

00:01:35.760 crazy body on her if she has a crazy body she could be a six she looks skinny flat right now i can't tell

00:01:42.660 i can't tell you guys probably have a better eye for that sort of thing you guys you know maybe i can

00:01:47.740 go further she's got nice hair i'd say 5.5 but her face it's not that symmetrical the eyes are too far

00:01:55.040 apart she's got nice teeth but she's got the sleeve again like it's not a bad face but it's just not

00:02:01.980 like i'm not to be six that's above average i have to be impressed i'm impressed she's not fat i'm

00:02:08.460 impressed she's got blonde hair i'm impressed she's got light eyes that's it that's all i got not to say i

00:02:14.080 wouldn't be impressed don't don't don't take me out of context with that don't click don't you guys

00:02:21.060 know what i meant okay back in nashville i'm from i've got a whole list of like 60 places categorized

00:02:26.000 by type of food nashville good food little notes on each one but somebody asked me what my favorite

00:02:30.080 restaurant was in denver the other day and i was just silent i didn't know what to say sometimes i

00:02:35.480 go back and i look at my instagram reel of all the restaurants i used to eat at and i just reminisce

00:02:39.380 on the good times when i had access to good food i really miss it honestly from what i saw i would

00:02:44.880 say 5.5 5.5 how much have i had to drink i didn't drink okay don't don't project your tendency to drink

00:02:53.940 on to me okay i just say what's on my mind all right if i was drinking i would own it i would say

00:03:00.160 look i've had a beer or two forgive me but i don't eat healthy enough to drink on a regular basis it's

00:03:07.260 not guys it's not that i'm this do you know what i gave up drinking and it wasn't because i'm like

00:03:13.240 holier than thou or the super moral and i i'm not now but i've done it for a while it's just because

00:03:19.120 i don't eat healthy enough to not get fat i would be like giant if i if i drank do you know what i'm

00:03:27.080 like i don't know about you i know there's people that can just excessively drink and not get fat it's

00:03:33.760 not me okay i don't know who it is but i'm jealous of you guys so let's see let's see if there's any

00:03:39.980 now this is the okay here we go yeah see i was expecting flat i can't really see because again

00:03:47.940 women are good people if they had a good body she had a good body she'd be using it do you know

00:03:52.180 what i mean she's not like fat or anything but i just if she had boobs oh wait oh she kind of does

00:03:57.880 let me see i feel so i feel like a lesbian doing this do you see she gets naked she's a six that's

00:04:06.160 why that's why they go to the more naked cities i'm not a good boob judger though because i'm

00:04:14.000 straight now we're gonna look at noelle from minnesota to chicago she'll do all right in

00:04:20.720 chicago this looks like every other girl in my college but five years older i mean she's gonna do

00:04:26.400 okay again i think she's got big boobs a little overweight five face maybe four this face isn't

00:04:33.020 great reasons but she's got blonde hair again i don't know what it is the blonde hair

00:04:40.060 i think because guys it's like they see girls quick they don't like we meet us women notice details

00:04:48.460 of women like way more than guys like one time there was this girl on my show and she was overweight

00:04:54.120 totally but she had really big boobs right and i asked the guys who they thought the best looking

00:04:59.740 girl on the show was that day i mean other than me obviously i'm just kidding and the guys said her

00:05:06.820 and i'm like did you guys not notice she's like fat and they're like what they don't like if a girl

00:05:12.220 has a really good body part they don't see the rest of the bad ones as much until after they fuck

00:05:19.420 right and by the time like once the girl has sex she's in the door a little bit now i'm not saying

00:05:27.720 like most mids it's not like they're great people so they can't like it's not like women have this

00:05:33.220 great reputation of being great wives and girlfriends so it's most are not going to do this but

00:05:38.520 if you ever see a mid that's you know punching it's because a guy lowered his standards for a night

00:05:46.900 she gave good gluck gluck or or she was just really feminine and a really nice person

00:05:54.160 and sometimes they try to dump them a couple times they're like you're not hot enough for me

00:06:00.140 and they but the girls are so men are like good people where they reward loyalty women on the other

00:06:07.920 hand do you know what we punish it it just is what it is i wish we weren't like moved to chicago

00:06:13.720 i have now been living in chicago since january pearl on the boobs question i'm always here

00:06:18.680 please don't hesitate oh that was so funny okay what did they see

00:06:22.460 let's see when did you quit drinking i didn't quit drinking that long but i'll tell you what happened

00:06:31.160 i mean this is what i say when we quit drinking it's a bad life decision i got kind of fat like in

00:06:36.820 my early 20s and i broke i'm not going to say the weight i broke because it's kind of embarrassing

00:06:42.920 but i broke a certain weight and i was like i gotta stop the drinking and i ran a marathon not this time

00:06:51.120 i ran the marathon but like five years ago i ran a marathon and i lost the weight but i just found a

00:06:57.240 picture of me from this point in my life and i was not i was not proud of this this was embarrassing

00:07:03.260 this is what i say it's not like because you have to think drinking's fun guys it's not like you know

00:07:08.900 i feel like with weed like some people just are not into drugs and weed who doesn't like to drink

00:07:14.100 right i mean i'm from chicago and i i grew up around catholics catholics love alcohol so pretty much

00:07:22.420 everyone liked to drink unless something bad happened so this girl is cute enough she'll be at the end of a

00:07:29.760 guy's roster like she's not gonna for the guys that get laid right she's gonna be at the end of it but

00:07:34.900 she's attractive enough and maybe loses a little weight she could work her way up right men will

00:07:42.100 look at her and say good enough right i mean very so it's been about seven the guys that get laid right

00:07:48.720 there's i don't even like saying high value men because there's plenty of high value men that don't

00:07:55.760 get laid right there's plenty of guys that make a lot of money and have all the characteristics of

00:08:01.820 high value guys so i really like to categorize guys into two options they either can get laid or they

00:08:08.660 can't get laid i know there's like the guys that sometimes can't men of different periods but i just

00:08:14.780 want to know if whatever resource they have of sex goes away could they get laid in 2025 it gets harder

00:08:23.580 every year and unfortunately the the the the can and the halves and halves nots is just getting

00:08:31.500 bigger and bigger sadly so some guys used to be in the could and now they're in the couldn't but men

00:08:37.080 are pragmatic though they're they'll just bow out watch watch corn or go uglier i mean they're they're

00:08:43.180 they're problem solvers months this is my sixth major city that i've lived in and it's my favorite i've

00:08:48.300 said this endless times chicago is my favorite place i've ever lived also moved in in january when it was

00:08:53.280 like negative 30 so i've experienced all the weather and it's it's as bad as they say i know

00:08:59.120 i will never say it's not that bad it is that bad minnesota i know what cold feels like so i'm not just

00:09:05.120 saying this because i was just here for the summer one being it is an incredibly walkable city and what

00:09:09.600 i mean when i say that is you don't need a car it's actually more of an inconvenience to have a car

00:09:15.280 here than it is to not have one parking is expensive and it sucks i'm not gonna lie it's not easy to park

00:09:21.280 here i have three major grocery stores within half a mile away from my apartment so walking distance

00:09:27.120 and two i've never lived in downtown chicago i don't know about that i don't know i couldn't tell

00:09:31.840 you little shopping market parking does suck though i live blocks away from restaurants bars the

00:09:37.360 restaurants are great they have a lot of good food here great food actually and i lived in london i hated

00:09:43.360 london food food here is good gyms workout classes a five to fifteen minute walk from any

00:09:50.640 major public transportation options brings me to my next point it is as inexpensive or as expensive

00:09:56.640 as you make it i was able to cut out my car expenses i was able to save a lot of money in

00:10:00.560 that area so i got to put more money towards my housing situation people that pay rent all over the

00:10:05.440 board it really just depends on what neighborhood you're in and if you have roommates or if you're living

00:10:09.360 alone most likely will be able to find housing that is not a shoebox like you would be living in in new

00:10:14.000 york city they're still big city now how much does this makeup improve her we're gonna see right and

00:10:20.960 guys makeup might as well be women's faces they have like the overnight stuff women put it on like it's

00:10:27.280 like skin at this point so i hate to say it but i gotta rate these girls in a way with makeup i know it

00:10:33.840 like it doesn't completely count but we have to we have to remember men are pragmatic so if a girl

00:10:40.720 gets in the you have to understand if she gets in the door she has a chance now i understand there's

00:10:47.040 some women that are so ugly that men will not be seen in public right but i can tell when a girl could

00:10:55.440 maybe get in the door prices if she's likable i'm saying relative not compared to random suburbs in the

00:11:02.000 middle of nowhere when i got here i had hinge but now that it's summer honestly i deleted dating apps

00:11:07.040 a while ago and i just just go outside dating sucks literally everywhere chicago is no better or no

00:11:12.160 worse than any other place you probably have ever lived so my recommendation is literally go outside

00:11:17.280 i have seen half the guys that i saw on hinge literally outside the bars and restaurants aren't

00:11:21.360 your scene go to the lakefront go to the riverfront there are men and women literally everywhere i will

00:11:26.080 say everyone hunkers down in the winter so do that's true i again i don't go outside in the winter

00:11:32.160 i mean who want who wants to go outside when it's negative two i don't this summer and you'll see

00:11:38.560 me early november then i'm done if it's not a super cold year i'll make it through october early november

00:11:47.200 i'll see you in march that's when you'll see me again do it quickly or in the fall before everybody

00:11:52.320 goes and hype she's a three or four i can't tell how fat she is but i'm renates for the winter

00:11:58.000 are endless things to do here and makeup now is modern day sorcery you say undateable she's gonna

00:12:05.040 have 5 000 matches on hinge guys i just want to be honest here okay she's a mid i'm not saying

00:12:13.280 i i'd probably say five right i'm gonna put her in the five category depending on how fat she is

00:12:19.760 and how she carries the weight involved going out or going to the bars i found out this summer that a lot

00:12:24.080 of the neighborhoods have festivals going on so when my neighborhood's festival was going on i just

00:12:27.920 walked outside and there was food that's true a lot of festivals again i never lived downtown but

00:12:33.200 that's my friends that stayed there stands everywhere there was small businesses selling

00:12:38.320 things there was free music the lakefront the river raid her boobs guys raid her boobs i need help

00:12:44.240 again i'm straight i'm not the best at the i don't know really i'm not an expert on like what makes

00:12:49.280 boobs good do you know what i mean because women when we rate each other it's like fate it's how thin

00:12:54.960 the woman is and facial symmetry and men prefer like more rounded faces and women prefer more long

00:13:03.200 faces unfortunately just boobs seven and three that is not helpful for front they're sad there's voting

00:13:10.240 that's the one thing i didn't love about denver was voting was just not accessible or easy to do there

00:13:15.520 and so i got a three to a seven on the boobs i mean this is not helpful here it is there's fireworks

00:13:22.080 every wednesday and saturday at navy pier every week there's run clubs walk clubs art classes cooking

00:13:28.320 classes sports teams there's a lot of freaking sports teams if you're here and you say that you're

00:13:33.120 bored you're not trying hard enough that's all i gotta say about that lastly you've heard this a

00:13:37.520 million freaking times keith lee was literally just here reviewing food but the food here is freaking

00:13:42.400 phenomenal you will have better food that's true we have great food i did not appreciate it till i

00:13:48.000 left than you've ever had in your entire life it is a hobby to try new restaurants here of course

00:13:52.320 there's a few cons though so i will talk about that in the next video yeah okay in chicago she's not gonna

00:13:57.680 be great she'll get into the rotation i think getting a relationship might be tough for her but she

00:14:03.520 probably doesn't want one if she's got she doesn't i don't know i don't think she wants one okay

00:14:08.720 madison moved from las vegas to chicago here off the bat i think this is she's gonna have two pros

00:14:16.640 and cons of moving to from chicago las vegas to chicago now i think she's one of the i think she's

00:14:24.080 pretty cute i'm gonna give her a strong six right and she's a young strong six so that almost makes her

00:14:30.960 a seven because i think she's below 25 right and so youth kind of gives you a point right so she looks

00:14:38.160 thin i can't tell completely but so my feeling is in vegas there's gonna be many of her in chicago

00:14:45.600 pro the women are not as hot as vegas however she can't get as naked in the summers she can get more

00:14:52.800 naked but she's only got so if she's gonna go to chicago she's got to make that four months of the

00:14:57.760 year count does chicago have eights we do have eights but they might be for sale if you meet them at

00:15:03.360 like trump tower or something that's really not uncommon there and the other thing they might

00:15:09.440 have a big ego we do have eights right every city is gonna have eights but like the eights are gonna

00:15:16.080 be a little bit more monetized in miami right but yeah she's i think she'll do well in chicago but i did

00:15:24.240 not know before moving here from las vegas before you ask i did no research no i did not research chicago at

00:15:30.480 all i just booked a flight for two days and then i decided i was gonna move here if i made the

00:15:36.240 chest tattoo she's going down luckily it's small i don't think i don't think this is gonna be a deal

00:15:42.800 breaker for most guys unless they're ultra conservative starting off strong with number one

00:15:48.560 the rats i didn't know chicago had rats i thought it was really exclusive to new york i was in for an

00:15:54.000 unpleasant surprise when i yeah we do came here and walked the streets at night and honestly i still

00:16:00.880 have not recovered don't tell me to get used to it i refuse to get used to it it is so nasty moving on

00:16:06.720 the people here are super nice so like i went to oregon and that's true chicago people are really nice

00:16:13.600 the people there were nice but they still had a little bit of that like west coast fakeness but the

00:16:20.320 midwest these girlies are so sweet the parking is absolutely awful i wouldn't wish this parking

00:16:27.840 on my worst enemy like the parking is insane there is nowhere to park and if there is a place to park

00:16:34.080 you're paying like a lot of money to park for a short amount of time once again reminding you guys

00:16:40.080 yeah i mean i'm putting her at a six i'm putting a good six a strong six i did no research as i move

00:16:46.560 into look at that dollar sign congrats pearl thank you to say which is chicago goes so hard for their

00:16:53.200 sports teams what i mean by that is just like vegas has like recently new sports teams but chicago has

00:17:00.080 like historically iconic sports teams and everybody is just like always repping their chicago sports

00:17:07.920 team that they love i don't know how to explain it i just never lived in a place where like sports were

00:17:12.000 huge but in chicago these teams have been around and people go hard for them this next one's kind

00:17:17.600 of funny it's that some people that i've met like a good chunk of people i've met have not been to a

00:17:23.360 bulls game in a really long time or just never been to a bulls game altogether which is literally

00:17:28.240 mind-blowing to me next thing is that chicago is literally the biggest place i've ever been it's

00:17:32.960 a pretty big city and like this city is absolutely huge i have never been to it but see you can see

00:17:39.600 guys when they say they like a city i just want you to know what they're saying is i like dating

00:17:44.960 in this city i like the men i can do do you think a woman if she moved to a city and had bad dating

00:17:50.800 experiences she's gonna like it or not she's gonna do well in chicago okay she's gonna she's

00:17:57.760 she's young she's cute she's gonna get way more attention in chicago than freaking vegas in vegas

00:18:04.320 she's invisible to a city as big as chicago i try to explain vegas to people who live in chicago

00:18:11.520 and chicago to people who live in vegas and i can't explain it in a way that makes people understand

00:18:16.400 and grasp how small las vegas is compared to how large chicago is like it is insane and i can't

00:18:21.840 even explain it in general so i'm not going to try to explain it in this video vegas is just like

00:18:26.160 vegas but chicago's like a whole world this is one of my favorite things about chicago is that the

00:18:31.840 holidays are taken very serious and by the holidays i mean christmas and saint patrick's day

00:18:37.360 yeah oh my gosh we go hard for saint patty's i haven't i haven't done it in a couple years but

00:18:42.720 it's had to literally request the game off on saint patrick's day because all of my friends here have

00:18:47.040 hyped up how insane people go for saint patrick's day and i'm just like i have to experience it i had

00:18:52.080 never she might just like the city god if you guys learn nothing women do everything to get the top

00:19:00.160 guys that's why they're getting bbls that's why they're learning this makeup that's where they're

00:19:05.040 moving that's their they don't care about the average guys right we don't care about average men

00:19:10.640 but top men they're going for something seen anything like the decorations that were put up

00:19:15.680 for christmas that's what i'm going to say is that i know i live in the city so do not come for me

00:19:20.000 people who are from chicago for saying this but it is not as dangerous as everybody makes it out to be

00:19:24.800 like walking around in the city i've never had problems i know people some guys from my school

00:19:30.480 got robbed after school personally i've always been fine but i don't go down a lot town a lot of

00:19:35.760 chicago is the same as walking around in the city of las vegas equally as dangerous but not super

00:19:43.040 dangerous at all that's just my opinion i know okay she'll do well i think this was a good move for her

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