Pearl - January 12, 2026
PEARL VS. KASPARIAN: Closing Statement
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Summary
Feminists are mainly white, middle class female liberals who have no idea how the real world works and yet want to advise you on how to live in it. Feminists want control over their bodies and birth control, and you can actually Uber Eats a Plan B, you have abortion on demand, and in the states that it s not, it s simply a weekend trip. You have aborted an 8th of the world population. You win.
Transcript
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Feminists are mainly white, middle-class female liberals who have no idea how the real world works
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and yet want to advise you on how to live in it.
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You have 12 types of birth control, and you can actually Uber Eats a Plan B.
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You have abortion on demand, and in the states that it's not, it's simply a weekend trip.
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You have aborted an eighth of the world population.
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Feminists wanted to fight against rape culture.
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If a woman is raped, assaulted, or if she revokes consent after the fact,
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she has the power to get a man fired from his job,
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Women want to be free of traditional gender roles.
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Men invented the dishwasher, the Roomba, the air fryer, fast food, and Uber Eats.
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There are meal prep services in cheap restaurants.
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Women wanted to have a career first and get married later in life.
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Men allowed women to come into the workforce and have millions of dollars in funding,
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pushing women into male-dominated fields and scholarships
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and invented IVF to give us another five years of fertility.
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The husbands pay for the IVF, and they are pushing to get it taxpayer-funded.
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Women wanted to be sexually liberated instead of getting married.
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Men invented Tinder and Hinge, so random men can literally come to your door.
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The men from your hometown are not good enough.
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Men invented social media so you can get flown out
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Men did not, women did not want to work labor jobs, fine.
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Men invented social media so you can talk into a microphone and get paid.
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You can now work from home so you can have a family and be a mom.
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You can make money selling your nudes on the internet and become a billionaire.
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Men invented surrogacy so another woman can do it for you.
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Men invented Botox, hair dye, filters on your phone, nose jobs, Anna knows,
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plastic surgery, lash extensions, makeup and AI to make you look thinner.
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You can now wait till 40 to have a baby, freeze your face,
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earn a living sitting on your ass getting fat spending money you don't have marry someone to
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pay it off divorce him put him on alimony and child support get a Roomba abort your kid have
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unprotected sex on camera get paid for it order any cooked food to your door get a self-driving
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car and then complain to men that they caused you to be lazy and fat you are now empowered to have
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10 abortions, bang 300 men, take a DEI position that pays 300k a year, Uber eats a plan B,
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study underwater basket weaving, and get sympathy when your degree pays no money.
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Feminists are spoiled, liberal, progressive women that have no idea how good they have it.
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You guys will never be happy until men are nothing but empty shells who are slaves to the system,
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fueled by feminists' selfishness, spending habits, and poor choices. Feminists don't care about
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equality because if they did, there would be equal rights for men. There would be equal men's
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shelters. There would be equal funding for men's cancer. There would be equal, there would be real
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equality. I checked 20 different feminist websites and have not found one that mentioned a single
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issue that asked for men to be equal. It only asked for special treatment. Feminism has empowered
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women to destroy this country through the death of a thousand cuts. Feminism is not about equality,
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it's about insidious domination. It has been a slow creep to where women are complaining about
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their non-existent oppression. Men have figured this out because they're highly adaptive and the
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math is not mathing. I am curious to know feminist plan when men refuse to stop providing, protecting,
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and maintaining the civilization you enjoy corrupting. Feminists are about to fuck around
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and find out. Feminists have won. You destroyed every single male group that used to be strictly
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for men like Boy Scouts. You can falsely accuse men of rape, harassment, and endless lawsuits.
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Feminists have more political power, voting power, and spending power than any other group. Everybody
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caters to you. Corporations cater to you because women are the primary purchasers. Politicians
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because they need the vote. Men have to pay child support to a rapist. Men are not believed when
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they're abused. Men have to die at work and at war. Men have to pay child support for 18 to 21 years.
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Men have to register in selective service. Men are not given additional consideration for college
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admissions, jobs, opportunities, and scholarships. Children are not DNA tested at birth, leading to
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paternity fraud, which is not prosecuted at all. And men will more than likely deal with this in
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their lifetime. Men are the majority of the homeless. Men are the majority of the suicides.
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Feminism has empowered women to destroy men, and congratulations.