Pearl - April 26, 2024


Promiscuous Women will always Find a Simp ｜ Pearl Daily


Episode Stats

Length

50 minutes

Words per Minute

148.56342

Word Count

7,482

Sentence Count

268

Misogynist Sentences

91

Hate Speech Sentences

57


Summary

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Transcript

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00:00:00.000 You may not need a man, but I do 0.84
00:00:12.120 Cause I know that I couldn't live without you
00:00:17.280 You might be independent, but I'm not
00:00:22.620 I would rather die than be my own boss
00:00:28.020 You might want to be alone, but I don't
00:00:33.520 You might be independent, but I won't
00:00:38.000 You may not need a man, but I do 0.84
00:00:43.000 Cause I know that I couldn't live without you
00:00:48.200 Here's to the good men
00:00:50.740 The ones that built the world
00:00:54.260 Here's to all of the daddy's girls 1.00
00:00:57.900 Here's to the fathers
00:01:00.620 The brothers that we love
00:01:04.220 The men that we can't get enough of
00:01:08.140 You may not need a man, but I do 0.84
00:01:13.100 Cause I know that I couldn't live without you
00:01:18.180 You might be independent, but I'm not
00:01:23.460 I would rather die than be my own boys
00:01:28.720 You might want to be alone, but I don't
00:01:33.760 You might not need a man, but I don't 1.00
00:01:39.680 Here's to the good men
00:01:41.860 The ones that built the world
00:01:45.320 Here's to all of the daddy's girls 1.00
00:01:49.080 Here's to the fathers
00:01:51.660 The brothers that we love
00:01:55.320 The men that we can't get enough of
00:01:59.020 You may not need a man, but I do 0.84
00:02:04.060 Cause I know that I couldn't live without you
00:02:09.120 What up, guys?
00:02:13.180 You know, that's a song I've been playing with
00:02:15.140 Sort of-ish writing a couple of months
00:02:17.660 Let me know what you guys think in the comments
00:02:19.700 today i'm gonna go back to my main mic all right hold on boom boom hello guys
00:02:27.780 what up welcome to the just pearly things youtube channel and welcome to another episode of wait
00:02:36.480 wait wait of pearl daily where i cover this week's treachery debauchery and craziness
00:02:43.320 on the audacity network guys just so you know i have a volleyball tournament this weekend so
00:02:50.460 this is going to be my last show um until probably monday wish me luck it's our finals um
00:02:57.200 you know we're we're ranked third in the country so we're we're trying to upset everybody so we'll
00:03:03.220 see um also guys if you want to support the network please consider getting a the audacity
00:03:10.560 Network membership. You'll have first access to our documentary that's coming out. We're
00:03:16.380 doing a documentary on divorce and demonetization. Also, guys, if you can send Cash App, Venmo,
00:03:23.580 PayPal, we're demonetized right now. I've been kicked off of Instagram, TikTok, and
00:03:29.340 I'm demonetized on YouTube, and I don't, I'm not hopeful I'll ever get back in because
00:03:33.820 they're communists. Sorry, YouTube. Anyway, so today, what I want to talk about
00:03:40.560 is why promiscuous women win. Now, recently in the news, there is a tweet that I saw 1.00
00:03:51.520 that's going viral. You emailed me this, right? Oh, I thought you did. Okay. So right now,
00:03:58.880 there is a tweet that is going viral. Alex Cooper, the popular podcast host from Call Her Daddy,
00:04:08.080 recently tied the knot. She got married. Now, this is a special shock because Alex Cooper is
00:04:15.080 the definition of a modern woman. She got famous based on her sexuality. Now, she is charismatic
00:04:20.680 and likable. But on the other hand, she truly, I'm going to show you guys the original clip that
00:04:28.820 made her famous. And this is not a show for children. So if you're a child and you're watching
00:04:34.960 this. Guys, just, you know, put it away, like, kids, turn this off. This is not a show for the
00:04:43.980 children, so show this. So, yeah, she just got married, and she kind of had a classy wedding, 1.00
00:04:52.100 and I'm going to read this article on her. Okay, take it down. Okay, so Alex Cooper is now married.
00:05:02.400 Who is her new husband, Matt Kaplan?
00:05:05.900 The host of the mega successful podcast, Call Her Daddy,
00:05:09.780 an upcoming Olympic correspondent.
00:05:12.740 Oh, gosh, he's doing the correspondence at the Olympics.
00:05:15.460 What the hell?
00:05:17.160 It's like sex war.
00:05:18.180 They throw sex war. 1.00
00:05:19.160 I mean, I don't think she's technically a sex worker, 1.00
00:05:21.960 but it's like if you get famous for talking about how to give blow jobs,
00:05:28.520 I mean, is that a sex worker blessing?
00:05:33.240 Yeah, I think so.
00:05:34.280 I mean, I don't know.
00:05:35.300 It's this day and age.
00:05:37.080 Yeah.
00:05:37.340 I mean, well, I guess in this day and age, it's like, no, they don't even call OnlyFans.
00:05:43.600 I don't know.
00:05:44.280 Anyways, anyways.
00:05:45.160 But said I do to her boo, Matt Kaplan, earlier this month.
00:05:50.380 But who is her new hubby?
00:05:52.200 Matt Kaplan attended Columbia University, where he played football as a quarterback per L.
00:05:57.580 After graduating, he went on to pursue a career in the film industry.
00:06:01.660 He worked as an assistant in production companies such as Lionsgate and Blumhouse and got his big break when he produced the popular 2018 film To All the Boys I've Loved Before.
00:06:13.900 Currently, the 40-year-old runs Ace Entertainment, and he and Cooper have teamed up to the co-founding Trending Media Company where he focuses on the Gen Z audience.
00:06:24.820 Pull up this picture real quick.
00:06:26.380 so you know you get the good looking good looking guy right successful i'm pretty sure i've um you
00:06:37.120 can take it down now um i'm pretty sure i have um i've seen that movie like to all the boys i've
00:06:43.380 loved before it's kind of gay i won't lie to you guys but you know um cooper described seeing
00:06:49.300 kaplan for the first time over a video chat during a meeting with ace entertainment i got on zoom and
00:06:54.260 immediately started thinking, wow, this producer is very handsome, but stay focused, Alex. There
00:06:59.140 were about five other people on the Zoom from his company, and I just kept staring at Matt's
00:07:04.120 video square, Cooper told the outlet. When the two went out on a dinner date, they hit it off
00:07:08.540 immediately. There's no doubt in my mind after the first dinner date that he would be the man I was
00:07:13.100 going to spend the rest of my life with. Although the 29-year-old podcast host admitted to being
00:07:18.440 cynical about marriage for years, it was Kaplan's unwavering love that changed her mind. In 2022,
00:07:24.260 Kaplan proposed in a super romantic way that Cooper will always remember.
00:07:29.320 After setting up a fake photo shoot for Cooper
00:07:32.240 so that she would have her hair and makeup done, she entered the home to
00:07:36.240 find Adele playing in candle lights everywhere. Kaplan then set up a scavenger
00:07:40.320 hunt with every card symbolizing a special aspect of
00:07:44.340 their life together. Okay, so then they had, I'm not going to go too much into it
00:07:48.260 but see another picture. Look at wedding
00:07:51.920 you know it's it's just um so now this begs the question there's women like this that this 1.00
00:08:01.960 happens for Taylor Swift is one of them you know she dated a billion guys in her 20s and now she's 1.00
00:08:09.400 34 35 maybe with a Super Bowl champion I mean you know ladies we can't say that they're not 1.00
00:08:19.000 getting the men that women want. Another one I think of is Kim Kardashian. You know, she 1.00
00:08:26.180 was divorced. And what happened? She married. I mean, I understand, you know, Kanye's got a lot
00:08:34.060 of stuff in the news right now. But I mean, she still had children by a billionaire. That's
00:08:38.840 probably would you consider that a W blessing? Oh, yeah. You know, so you will never catch me
00:08:46.700 saying that there are not cases that these women don't win so i want to show you guys where we're
00:08:54.060 coming from with caller daddy so this is the show that alex used to do let's pull it up
00:09:03.660 i think it's on the audience okay try again
00:09:08.220 I can leave you literally for dead.
00:09:14.440 What's up, bitches? 1.00
00:09:15.680 It's Alex.
00:09:16.480 And it's Sophia.
00:09:17.620 Back at it again for another episode of Call Her Daddy.
00:09:21.000 Stop being little bitches and just listen up. 1.00
00:09:22.800 Little bitch boys. 1.00
00:09:23.740 Little bitch boys, listen up. 1.00
00:09:25.720 It's kind of locker room talk, but for chicks. 1.00
00:09:28.100 Get just as dirty.
00:09:29.800 We have a lot of things in common,
00:09:31.020 but I think the one thing that draws us to each other is we're fucking insane.
00:09:35.920 How much cookie do you eat?
00:09:37.120 Are we talking one a night?
00:09:38.680 How do you guys have this much energy right now?
00:09:40.620 Dude, errrr!
00:09:41.600 Alex, they're getting pissed.
00:09:43.680 The podcast has been doing amazing.
00:09:45.100 It's killing it.
00:09:45.800 How are we doing?
00:09:46.480 I feel like it's not funny.
00:09:47.900 Me either.
00:09:48.380 I spelled barstool wrong in my first fucking vlog.
00:09:51.140 You tell me what I need to fix on my face.
00:09:53.060 Everything but you do.
00:09:54.060 I'm just kidding, I'm kidding.
00:09:54.780 Does my arm look fat?
00:09:55.980 It's too late now for you.
00:09:57.240 We're definitely the easiest people to work with in the office, right?
00:10:00.120 No other podcast in the world.
00:10:02.920 Any girl is going to say this.
00:10:04.140 The Gluck Gluck 9000 is every man's kryptonite.
00:10:09.580 We're not saying cheat, but we are saying be crazy as fuck.
00:10:13.720 Because guys love the crazy.
00:10:14.900 I'm going to download Tinder right now and fuck every guy that I match with on there.
00:10:20.840 I never trusted this guy after he told me that story, ever.
00:10:23.780 But you went on and dated him.
00:10:25.400 How to get out of the friend zone.
00:10:27.840 You need to stop being her little bitch. 1.00
00:10:29.740 This is literally the position every guy wants.
00:10:32.060 I'm here right now in my chair.
00:10:33.420 Okay. If you are going to start talking to a new person, turn on your red receipts.
00:10:39.020 Name a better goddamn duo to give the gluckluck to your husband. We will wait.
00:10:44.060 We are about to prep our turkey cooch gobbler combo style.
00:10:48.160 Rub and kiss her inner thigh and spit on that hoe. 1.00
00:10:51.720 So what are they making money off of?
00:10:54.800 Female entrepreneurs tend to make money off of sexuality. 1.00
00:11:00.680 Oftentimes, we live in this la-la land where we pretend it's something else, like competence.
00:11:07.240 You know, even, you know, I'll even give Oprah, you know, at least, you know, she didn't make money this way.
00:11:15.800 But here we have these two chicks, you know. 1.00
00:11:20.660 Again, many times they think it's competence, but typically it's sexuality and being good-looking and young.
00:11:29.840 What has my life come to?
00:11:34.140 Rachel Bush's husband, Jordan Poyer, slid into my DMs.
00:11:38.380 Y'all absolutely clueless.
00:11:39.980 Y'all think your opinion matters, though.
00:11:42.260 I'm excited about the whole thing, but I'm terrified at the same time.
00:11:45.020 Mini vibrators for the win.
00:11:46.420 Like, I have a daughter who's eight, so, like, I hate the fact these girls are alive. 0.81
00:11:49.840 We take it to another level, and we definitely are really embarrassingly open about it.
00:11:55.180 But I think that's why it's working.
00:11:56.760 Our fans are going to be like, what's in the hell?
00:11:59.000 and to mind you guys they were second to joe rogan at one point isn't that crazy
00:12:05.200 so so on one hand it actually exposed female sexuality because women before that really 1.00
00:12:13.280 were able to put on this like facade of the sweet innocent angels blessing are we women
00:12:19.560 sweet innocent angels
00:12:20.860 no not at all okay guys do for a living we're just trying to help guys out who wears khaki
00:12:30.060 pants knock it off loafers done knock it off i am very hard in the pain for the daddy oh i thought
00:12:36.360 you were gonna stop it right at heart francis just said he gets nervous when he talks to girls i'm
00:12:40.320 like don't you have a fucking girlfriend i get nervous when i talk to girls at the office my 0.99
00:12:43.620 My aunt told me because she has obstetricians, it's just extra meat, extra meat.
00:12:49.800 These girls are for sure something that we do not do here. 1.00
00:12:52.660 They are wildly different.
00:12:53.660 Our incidental health was taken down.
00:12:56.160 So yes, we were soliciting nudes and they were like, you cannot be soliciting your body.
00:13:01.380 So we're just going to go to Twitter and do it.
00:13:03.380 Hello.
00:13:04.380 Okay, your tits. 1.00
00:13:06.260 Boyfriends are not in the cards for us anymore, I think we've made that very clean.
00:13:10.060 We're working on merch right now.
00:13:12.060 Mrs. Claus is here to fuck your husband. 1.00
00:13:20.100 Blessing, guess how much money?
00:13:22.440 You know what's crazy, Blessing?
00:13:24.120 Yeah.
00:13:24.340 So these two girls, women anyways, the blonde one and the brunette had a falling out over business. 0.99
00:13:33.200 And basically the blonde cut her out of the deal. 1.00
00:13:36.540 You know how much she sold her podcast for?
00:13:38.920 How much?
00:13:39.620 $50 million.
00:13:42.620 damn the other one didn't get a cup nothing oh my god i will be pissed oh yeah she's so bitter 1.00
00:13:50.460 she's so bitter this girl's like that's why there's no female angels here on earth or in heaven 1.00
00:13:57.100 after this christmas i'm so should you swipe up i've never met you my name's alex hi i'm sophia
00:14:03.660 this behind the scenes keeps us sane because we can't get too crazy on cameras we can't get too
00:14:08.380 crazy on camera okay we have a shoe can you believe it daddy gang we made it baby we are
00:14:16.180 in the new york post guys the daddy gang group this did fucking numbers baby in a while three 0.98
00:14:22.920 months it's been fucking crazy wait let me look pull that back daddy gang group this did yeah 0.88
00:14:28.180 look at this it's like la times joe rogan at this point number five in the whole world
00:14:37.720 it's been a while three months it's been fucking crazy i'm curious to see how fast it continues to 0.91
00:14:46.340 grow because it's growing we're starting from the bottom but i promise you we're gonna take
00:14:50.440 this place over it's gonna be amazing it's just a matter of time a lot of suffering and sitting
00:14:54.740 in the bathroom on the floor but we'll get there we'll get a desk eventually don't you think no i
00:14:59.620 think so okay blessing can you believe that 50 million dollars yeah right okay now i'm gonna
00:15:10.920 show you guys this is not pg okay blessing cover your ears um cover your ears blessing
00:15:18.980 he's a pastor guys you promise blessing i am not listening i'm out yeah so this is what made her
00:15:28.540 famous this is like by the way guys you don't understand like five years ago they were
00:15:33.100 everywhere i mean now she's kind of doing more one-on-one interview interviews like she
00:15:38.960 interviewed miley cyrus cole spraus like b a-list celebrities what would you put cole
00:15:45.780 spraus as a b-list celebrity yeah miley would be a right miley cyrus yeah she'd be a yeah yeah 0.99
00:15:55.060 okay what am i sorry i'm kidding hey do i get an a alphabet that's getting longer and longer
00:16:09.540 you know what guys don't donate do not donate for blessing salary this month do not
00:16:15.220 you know that just just for that deduction deduction lie to me i'm a woman
00:16:20.660 all right so this is what made her famous the dick sucking was a grade c minus d average i'm going 0.54
00:16:31.520 to tell anyone listening i can't describe it but there's something called the fucking cooper 0.95
00:16:37.380 special and i know that's why you're about to start talking about sucking dick cooper special 0.97
00:16:44.100 you heard it here first talent talented okay so you want to talk about blowjobs i will 0.90
00:16:51.560 let's just do it let's get into the fucking blowjob topic i would appreciate can you imagine so 0.94
00:16:56.900 they're they're um they're allowed on youtube but i'm not i just wanted to put you guys in perspective
00:17:09.060 if the cooper special is put on hold and let's talk about the motherfucking gluck gluck
00:17:19.640 3000 slash 9000 boom sophia's face is like here you go alex you take this segment because i don't
00:17:27.840 know what the hell just came out of your mouth every man listening someone said pearl pearl
00:17:34.880 sounds jealous. Hell yeah. I'm jealous that they're still monetized. They can talk about
00:17:46.020 sucking dick on the internet and they're monetized. Pearl says that women aren't as 1.00
00:17:52.600 smart as men and I'm demonetized for months. Hell yeah. Sorry. Honestly, I think you have
00:18:01.060 no idea what this is you however i i pray to god you have experienced this but you just didn't know
00:18:09.900 how to name ladies listening let me just say i promise focus is key right now girls because this
00:18:17.360 will change your sex life so a little birdie a male birdie told me and i want to call him something 0.79
00:18:24.120 because when i say a little male birdie this guy is maybe the most experienced guy i know
00:18:30.480 birdie no let's call him male ex male ex is the most well-versed man he has had sex with every 0.77
00:18:39.720 kind of girl every nationality every age he's doing milfs younger girls older you name it he's
00:18:45.760 done it so i trust his opinion because he he fucks okay hi so he basically told me and girls 0.58
00:18:54.040 i know you're all like alex what is it he claims and i quote the gluck glock three thousand nine
00:19:02.200 thousand is every man's kryptonite now every guy on here is like oh my god oh my god wait wait wait
00:19:09.880 every guy in the room is like all right tell us tell us what is it what is it all right so
00:19:14.920 i will give you the little definition of this glock glock it is a vacuum seal double hand twist
00:19:21.800 gawk gawk combo no sophia just fell out of her chair she's like vacuum seal double hand twist 1.00
00:19:28.440 can we talk about a blowjob now and not a vacuum cleaner no let me tell you listen any girl 1.00
00:19:37.880 can give a blowjob it is the accessories that you bring with that blowjob that make america great 0.84
00:19:47.240 it again i swear to god i'm not a trump supporter fuck me huh okay so let me just say you're like 0.96
00:19:52.680 okay what's the value i like how that was the disclaimer she had to give you know what i mean
00:19:58.540 like out of this whole thing i'm not a trump supporter guys i'm not not trump not trump
00:20:05.380 anyways back to blow do you know what i mean they said please stop it's disgusting you know what 0.50
00:20:12.880 guys f off this is i sometimes my audience you guys annoy me and i'll tell you why you come here 0.82
00:20:19.760 i said here's the disclaimer this is gonna be a pg-13 show some of the clips i'm bringing up
00:20:27.020 they're not pg it's not for children and then you complain it's like
00:20:30.580 if you don't like it click click off it's like anyways the vacuum seal let's just everybody
00:20:39.060 close your eyes and picture you're in you're in the sahara desert and you are parched you need
00:20:45.780 water she's been trapped in the sahara it's been three days and she needs water and his wiener
00:20:51.860 his wiener is a big fat gallon of poland spring water okay sophia's like okay okay here we go
00:21:00.260 so naturally naturally naturally anybody that is parched they will die to get to them okay
00:21:07.300 that's too much for me you guys get the point though you get the point so you know she's giving
00:21:14.100 blessing did you get the point i didn't did you want me to keep playing it no no but i don't know
00:21:20.260 what they're talking about you had no idea no idea none none oh yeah he's a pastor guys um okay so
00:21:28.740 So, anyways, recently, now this is her, like, this year.
00:21:39.600 So this is, you know, this is like what we call the rebrand.
00:21:44.180 You see this blessing?
00:21:46.420 Yeah.
00:21:49.640 This is called the, you know, and I actually think we're going to take notes here.
00:21:55.780 All right.
00:21:56.280 Joe, I'm so happy to meet you.
00:21:58.940 I'm a big fan. I listen to your stuff.
00:22:00.680 You're fantastic.
00:22:01.680 Thank you. I'm a huge fan of you, Jimmy.
00:22:03.580 Oh, thank you. I mean, call her daddy.
00:22:05.620 This is the thing. Everyone is talking about this.
00:22:08.020 Your interview skills are fantastic.
00:22:10.120 You get people to do stuff and get into stories that I'm like,
00:22:13.640 how did she get people to do that? 1.00
00:22:15.940 Time 100 Next just named you on their list
00:22:18.240 in the top 100 right there.
00:22:19.840 So, congratulations on that.
00:22:23.280 See, this is...
00:22:26.280 letting us live in delusion look at I mean guys you ask how are women so delusional 0.98
00:22:37.020 how would we not believe that we're the shit when we're putting whores on Jimmy Fallon 0.98
00:22:45.420 it's like everyone's playing pretend even um even conservatives you know I mean Michael
00:22:53.620 brings on Nala. I mean, why would we not be delusional when everyone's lying to us 24-7?
00:23:02.220 How does it all, how's it all feeling? It feels surreal. Like, I still feel like the girl from
00:23:08.520 Pennsylvania, like, that's awkward with my braces in the basement just, like, trying to make it.
00:23:13.020 It's very surreal, but I'm just so happy that it's happening and it's happening.
00:23:16.420 Your bigger news is that you got engaged this year.
00:23:22.860 I did.
00:23:23.460 Congratulations on this.
00:23:27.400 But wait till you hear this.
00:23:28.400 The proposal was pretty elaborate.
00:23:30.740 And I kind of, I can't even believe that this is a real thing.
00:23:33.460 But dreams come true.
00:23:34.780 This is what I wish I did.
00:23:36.560 But please walk us through what he did.
00:23:38.120 Okay, well, just to, like, set the ground here,
00:23:41.120 I was the girl that never thought she was going to get married.
00:23:44.660 Like, I had no interest.
00:23:45.900 I never had the Pinterest board.
00:23:47.580 I don't even, I still don't even know what my dress will be.
00:23:49.820 Like, there is no vision, Jimmy, okay?
00:23:52.160 So we're starting with nothing.
00:23:53.560 The Pinterest board.
00:23:54.480 Yes, there is nothing, okay?
00:23:55.940 So I remember, and I think it was because I was nervous
00:23:58.900 that it threatened my independence as a woman.
00:24:01.140 And so that changed, obviously, when I-
00:24:02.840 So again, you know, and this confuses the trad women. 1.00
00:24:06.960 You know, the trad women, they'll come in and say, 0.98
00:24:09.380 why is she winning? 0.95
00:24:11.600 Why?
00:24:12.000 And by the way, guys, for every one Alex Cooper,
00:24:15.100 there's like 10 women that don't win there's like 10 but but you could see 1.00
00:24:21.400 how it would be confusing right blessing right I mean how does this happen right
00:24:28.060 blessing right what do you I'm gonna I'm gonna tell you what I think like why she
00:24:34.480 ended up winning okay and I want you I want you to tell me what you think from
00:24:39.880 a guy's point of view later I'm gonna bring up the whiteboard not and from the
00:24:45.020 very beginning of our relationship I'm like we are never getting married we are life partners okay
00:24:49.620 and he's like okay oh my god you're wacky and then I will never forget I sat him down at a dinner at
00:24:54.920 Giorgio Baldi in LA and I was like Matt I have to tell you something and he's like what I'm like
00:24:59.620 you can do it he's like I can do what and I'm like you can propose we can get married and he's like
00:25:06.900 he's elated like he's so happy and and it was such a cute moment and then a couple months later
00:25:11.660 He did it in the most romantic possible way.
00:25:15.340 I mean, Matt produces YA films for a living.
00:25:17.600 So this was, I felt like I was in a movie, okay?
00:25:19.840 I got home, I walk in,
00:25:22.180 and Adele is playing all throughout our house.
00:25:24.360 Every square inch of my home has candles all over it.
00:25:28.780 And there is a video of him that basically says,
00:25:31.900 follow the scavenger hunt and you will come find me.
00:25:34.680 And every-
00:25:35.440 So again, you know, this is confusing to women. 1.00
00:25:38.140 Why is the chick who did everything wrong getting this elaborate proposal? 1.00
00:25:47.080 Why? And we wonder, and remember, these women are propped up. 1.00
00:25:52.840 This isn't who typically wins.
00:25:55.740 But, you know, you've got to beg the question, why?
00:26:01.640 In our home, he had picture frames of themes.
00:26:04.640 So the kitchen was filled with all picture frames of our firsts.
00:26:07.740 The first trip that he said, I love you.
00:26:09.740 The first time we went to Hawaii.
00:26:11.040 The first time he met my parents.
00:26:12.240 Like, it was so touching.
00:26:13.740 And then, at the end, once I went through the scavenger hunt,
00:26:16.240 I saw him with our two dogs in tuxedos
00:26:19.240 underneath this, like, gazebo.
00:26:20.940 And he got down on one knee, and it was perfect!
00:26:23.240 Oh, my God!
00:26:27.240 Now, are people upset with Matt?
00:26:29.740 Are people mad at Matt and go,
00:26:31.240 Hey, dude, calm it down a little bit?
00:26:32.740 It was pretty crazy.
00:26:34.540 I remember reading on Twitter, and men were like,
00:26:36.740 Matt Matt can we tone it down like because girlfriends are like oh I'm
00:26:40.820 showing my boyfriend this Alex being like I expect nothing less and I was like
00:26:44.060 let's go yeah yeah blessing how would you feel if your girlfriend showed you a
00:26:53.780 proposal like that and said this is what I expect well let's not be delusional
00:27:03.260 but this is confusing how how does this happen congratulations that's the way to
00:27:09.820 do it that's awesome I want to talk about your new tour by the way as well
00:27:13.340 because you're going on this tour called the unwell tour and you're going to put
00:27:18.240 some bachelorette party vibes into this tour but thanks yeah we're gonna I'm
00:27:23.320 gonna show them the next clip and this is a chick coming from I would 1.00
00:27:33.020 actually i'm gonna i'm gonna skip this one it's kind of the same thing you know again this is a
00:27:36.960 chick coming from this let's just oh wait what do i do go refresh okay i'll refresh let's just start
00:27:50.380 with story time so we are currently at the liberty hotel in boston every single time whether it was
00:27:56.580 like a rich dude or an athlete or whoever people would stay here and obviously as like a broke
00:28:01.320 college kid we would always want to come here because there would be rich dudes here and it 0.93
00:28:04.920 was like a dope vibe of a bar and we would get fucked up and then it would be fun if like a guy 0.91
00:28:08.940 had a hotel room because we could like after party there let me rewind so i go on this date with this
00:28:13.060 patriots player in the summer and he starts what year of college i'm going into my sophomore year
00:28:18.980 on this date so i'm like a fucking baby but you're not 21 i'm not even 21 okay i have my sister's id 0.99
00:28:24.140 i'm katherine cooper so i will never forget he dms me and my friend bridget is driving her car
00:28:30.420 on and she's like a huge boston girl and i who's calling me matt it's not the time i'm telling
00:28:35.800 stories of my exes okay so sorry matt sorry about hold on so we're driving and i will
00:28:41.280 how would that make you feel if you're on online wait is matt the guy yeah that's who she married
00:28:47.400 later oh she's like talking about her ex as well oh damn he's down bad yeah but we'll keep talking
00:28:56.420 forget this guy i know i'm swerving but it won't make sense so i'm i'm we're bridget's driving and
00:29:00.740 i tell her who dms me and she quite literally almost swerves off the road because like as a
00:29:04.420 boston girl like this guy was like tom brady and then the other person like we'll bleep this out 0.99
00:29:11.460 yeah yeah and he was so hot at the time and like whatever so he dms me and he asked me out on a date
00:29:17.140 and he i didn't know he was joking because i don't know this man to ask me if i want to go
00:29:23.140 bowling okay so in my mind like i am so trying hard to be like how do i look hot to go bowling
00:29:31.060 and in my mind i'm like i'm going out with him like i need to be wearing heels and like look
00:29:35.380 hot but i put on jesus sandals from target okay why because i'm like i was trying to be like chill
00:29:42.820 girl and at the time what are jesus sandals you know like this like the leather like cross cross
00:29:48.740 cross cross but at the time they had like some jewels on them i did love those sandals
00:29:53.860 those were great i mean those just i got nothing against the jesus sandals that's how bad it was
00:30:00.740 but also like they were kind of in back at the time okay so i put on my jesus sandals i remember
00:30:04.340 i put on skinny black jeans and then i put on this like brandy melville body suit no maroon
00:30:11.780 little like flowy pebble no because i was i was also mind you watch which is so weird in my mind
00:30:20.420 like you guys i was okay blah blah blah so she's dating athletes you know um let me go to the next
00:30:27.220 one here she's talking about like threesomes i have a really random thought for you about threesomes
00:30:36.340 oh yeah and foursomes yeah this is so strange okay i have been in relationships before where
00:30:42.580 i'm like i will never have a threesome with you i will never have a foursome with you get the
00:30:46.580 out of my face because i was just too much in the relationship too far down i'm at a weird place
00:30:51.860 right now and i have never in my life really thought about this i've had a threesome before
00:30:56.900 i've never had a foursome i enjoyed myself it was with a another girl um and then a guy but it was
00:31:06.340 oh dear as he was kind of he's just like a pig so like i just was like uh it was like fun but
00:31:16.780 it wasn't anything like i need to do this again yeah then with this new guy he's so sexual and
00:31:24.620 we've had conversations about like it's the first real relationship that i've been so like sexually
00:31:31.320 pushing the limits like he pushes me to the limits and he's like
00:31:35.000 would you now imagine if there's a clip of your girlfriend talking like this 0.99
00:31:40.180 oh my girlfriend dating well yeah she's a god but but but why is she winning blessing like 0.98
00:31:51.040 this is confusing to women i'm gonna explain i'm gonna explain that i want you to give your take 1.00
00:31:55.240 too want to do everything with you because it makes me even if we do that's wild like you
00:32:02.520 like whatever it is i it makes us closer so we've been talking about possibly like while we're
00:32:10.600 traveling because we're like we can't you can't do it in your bed at home no traveling or like in
00:32:15.640 your neighborhood no you're like walking the dog you're like she looks kind of cute like hey come
00:32:19.640 over like no so he travels a lot for work and we may be going to like a different country together
00:32:26.520 and he was like it could be hot like if we're like out one night and we you go pick someone up
00:32:31.320 and then like we bring them back and i've been thinking about it it's early enough in the
00:32:35.080 relationship that if it's ever going to happen it would have to be now so that like okay so now
00:32:41.160 she's talking about three something we get the idea i don't really gotta go i mean i don't need
00:32:47.720 to okay so I'll tell you why I think that she's still one I'm gonna go to the
00:32:55.040 whiteboard blessing are you ready to give your takes to these are the things
00:33:00.040 that I I wrote down okay I have made it over here so many women will look at 1.00
00:33:11.420 this and say, wow, how did that happen? I mean, she did everything wrong. Many references are
00:33:19.880 Taylor Swift and Kim Kardashian. And my response to that is, do you look like Taylor Swift or Kim
00:33:27.840 Kardashian. The number one reason, are you going to write? Number one reason, they're hot enough
00:33:38.360 to pull it off. You know, many women, most women guys are in the average category. I'd put myself 0.95
00:33:53.320 here. I'd put most chicks in there. And most men know they're average too. Most, you know,
00:33:59.200 men are average and they expect average results. Sometimes women are hot enough to get lucky. 1.00
00:34:07.380 It all starts with looks, all right? Number two, the competition
00:34:14.140 is terrible
00:34:18.620 with 70% of us being fat
00:34:25.560 many attractive women coming in with kids 1.00
00:34:28.880 sometimes men look at this and say well
00:34:31.780 every chick's got something I guess this will do 1.00
00:34:35.420 now three reason three
00:34:39.400 these women often times are apex predators 1.00
00:34:42.600 and what these women do is they try to find so these are the chicks right now she was saying 1.00
00:34:52.360 at as young as 19 years old this chick was going on dates with major league baseball players 0.99
00:35:01.540 um going to she knew she knew where all the rich men hung out this is a woman she has studied men 0.96
00:35:10.640 and this is sometimes how whores get a leg up because many times whores pay more attention 1.00
00:35:19.920 to what men want than regular women they figure out how to dress so that men like them they figure 0.98
00:35:27.400 out how to talk so how men like them they figure out how to be attractive enough and even according
00:35:33.420 door video, do things in the bedroom so that men like them. And what they do is they tend to look 1.00
00:35:41.400 for men that don't know any better. Now, a man that doesn't know better, it doesn't necessarily
00:35:52.160 mean that he's unsuccessful in other areas of his life. I have seen men, you know, be very
00:36:01.060 successful businessmen, but have no idea what they're doing with women. These are men that
00:36:06.980 typically think that women are sweet, innocent angels. These are men that typically enjoy
00:36:14.760 chasing women instead of having the women chase them. These are men that are typically what I
00:36:20.860 call simps. And so the women learn what the men want from a very young age. I mean, 0.93
00:36:27.600 sometimes they even monetize it like she did and they look for what i call a sucker
00:36:34.760 and the way they out compete normal chicks is they pay more attention and they're better looking 1.00
00:36:41.800 they're hot enough to pull it off but remind you i will remind you ladies for every one alex cooper 1.00
00:36:49.120 there's a sophia franklin at for every one alex cooper there's five women it didn't work out for 1.00
00:36:55.140 Some women just get lucky. 1.00
00:36:59.000 Number six or four, right place, right time.
00:37:10.480 Have you ever seen a woman that exudes no femininity, 0.97
00:37:14.440 maybe isn't even that attractive but still got a guy out of her league? 1.00
00:37:20.880 Well, again, one, two, we'll go back to two.
00:37:24.100 the competition is terrible. Four, right place, right time. Some women just get lucky. 1.00
00:37:33.220 Happens. Hold on. Let's see what else I wrote. Oh, five.
00:37:43.580 Even though she clearly has no, you know, wife skills, she is still useful to him.
00:37:54.100 Her connections in Hollywood with A-list celebrities, him being a movie producer,
00:38:02.560 you know, men are more logical than women. 0.97
00:38:05.720 So, you know, again, a man that's not really paying attention,
00:38:09.240 that doesn't really understand the red flags in women, 1.00
00:38:12.820 doesn't, you know, he doesn't know how big of a red flag that is.
00:38:17.580 He'll still look and think, huh, she's worth $60 million. 0.96
00:38:22.840 So if this goes south, I can divorce her.
00:38:28.180 And maybe she could get me some roles, some connections. 0.56
00:38:34.360 Men aren't attracted to it, but, you know, it still helps.
00:38:40.760 Six.
00:38:44.980 Oh, and this is the most important one.
00:38:48.800 Most men do not know their worth.
00:39:08.300 And women are thriving off of men not knowing their worth. 1.00
00:39:13.020 You know, most men, and you see this because you see how society reacts when Leonardo, the Leonardo DiCaprio's of the world start exercising their options.
00:39:30.020 Blessing, what do they call Leonardo DiCaprio for dating 18-year-olds?
00:39:37.460 Legend.
00:39:39.680 I meant women.
00:39:40.880 They call them like a creep, you know.
00:39:42.240 yeah so you know women do not want men to know how valuable they are really women i mean honestly
00:39:52.180 ladies most of us just bring problems i mean guys have to listen to us talk about our problems 1.00
00:39:58.700 that's annoying to them you know guys have to protect us for a lifetime they have to you know
00:40:06.140 there's all this shit that comes with like dealing with us and many men like her fiance 0.68
00:40:14.880 may not be aware that they could get a hot 22 year old with no issues
00:40:19.740 but you know again right place right time so blessing did i miss anything what do you what's
00:40:28.700 your take how do the kim kardashians taylor swift and um what's your name alex cooper's
00:40:36.120 pull this off i kind of nailed this there it's experience uh well he has a lot of money still
00:40:43.160 so the guy can he has no worry about his money getting taken but it's mostly experience because
00:40:49.540 those those girls do some yeah some experienced stuff i have no idea how to and i wouldn't know 1.00
00:40:57.520 anything about that could they hear you okay okay last time i don't know when you talked it could be
00:41:04.280 you um yeah i mean blessing just you just heard about it right but you've never you don't know
00:41:12.680 what they're talking i just heard about i have no idea yeah so you know again you know the whores 1.00
00:41:19.600 oh actually i want to add number seven you know men are sick of going to church and getting fake
00:41:26.440 non-whores. The whores are honest. You know, there is nothing men hate more than getting 1.00
00:41:38.960 bamboozled. There's nothing men hate more than paying more for a used product or not
00:41:45.620 even knowing what they're paying for. But many men, you know, the whores come in, they 1.00
00:41:51.480 say, look, we know what you like, boobs and blowjobs. And the men are like, yeah, that is what 1.00
00:42:01.480 we like. Where the church trad chicks are like, work for me, baby, chase me. And the men are like, 0.99
00:42:09.640 you know what, this just seems a little easier because at least she's honest. Is that wrong?
00:42:17.480 is that is that no that's right you know because they said taylor swift is a nice girl who's been
00:42:26.980 done dirty i'm sure she's been done dirty at least once but you know when we're going on 10 12 15 1.00
00:42:33.100 times that like at some point maybe you know it might be you too but i like taylor swift i don't
00:42:40.740 really have a problem with her but i mean as women we got to look at and ask ourselves how
00:42:47.160 they pull it off and the number one thing they're all hot enough to pull it off all right i'm gonna
00:42:55.400 i'm gonna go through some names blessing i want to hear would or wouldn't kim kardashian
00:43:03.560 wood taylor swift wood okay um you know that girl alex cooper nah oh really you wouldn't
00:43:15.240 No, I wouldn't do that one.
00:43:16.700 Well, her simp would.
00:43:19.860 Now, many have asked me, is every man a simp?
00:43:24.860 Because, you know, every chick, you know, only less than 3% of women are waiting until marriage. 1.00
00:43:29.620 And this is the annoying part is the trad people are like, ah, degeneracy.
00:43:33.380 But it's like, okay, 3% of people are doing it your way.
00:43:37.380 So, can we stop pretending like this, you know.
00:43:40.400 Anyways, so.
00:43:42.520 Girl, what were we?
00:43:43.200 oh my god i blanked out on what i was talking about what was i talking about
00:43:47.940 what the hell would
00:43:51.120 none i was after oh my gosh i just forgot well i had a whole point this is annoying me
00:43:59.400 but you know the oh the other issue we have is these women oh they're all good looking enough 1.00
00:44:07.160 to pull this off now i'm not saying they're the hottest thing since sliced bread but you know
00:44:12.460 they all stayed in shape they all looked good enough you know but the problem is a lot of the
00:44:20.280 issues that are going to come with these chicks are under the hood and if the men you know oh 1.00
00:44:25.960 we're talking about simps what makes a man a simp so i i know a chick right now and i've
00:44:32.560 talked about her before this chick beat out a 19 year old for a guy she was a divorcee like 30 1.00
00:44:40.520 something, and she beat a 19-year-old hot chick with fake boobs for a guy. Now, blessing, how would 1.00
00:44:49.000 she do that? You know, I think she was mid to late 30s. She gave this man more than she'd ever given 0.97
00:44:58.620 another man. She said, you know what, she'd been married before, but she helped this man become a
00:45:06.200 millionaire. She literally quit her job, worked for him, cooked him every meal. 1.00
00:45:14.080 Whatever he did, he said to do, she did. He said, I want your social media deleted. She said,
00:45:20.140 okay, it's gone. He said, I want you to get fake boobs. She said, okay, I'm going to do it.
00:45:27.120 She got surgery. That's how bad she wanted to be with this guy. Now, is he simping?
00:45:32.640 because I mean she is over a certain age
00:45:35.700 but I wouldn't really call that simping
00:45:37.720 because she
00:45:39.580 treated him like he was the
00:45:41.520 prize
00:45:42.120 she came in with a sense
00:45:45.560 of humility and earned
00:45:47.800 him and competed
00:45:49.020 where the way that
00:45:54.020 you know
00:45:54.600 she the Alex
00:45:57.520 Cooper chick was talking 1.00
00:45:59.260 he said he loved me he I said you can propose so everything is on her terms and so it's not
00:46:11.320 necessarily you know simping isn't necessarily about the women it's about whose terms is the
00:46:20.220 relationship on is it his or hers is she competing for him or is he competing for her
00:46:26.180 and that's how sometimes oh and number eight well this is kind of the same thing
00:46:39.760 they know the game better
00:46:44.400 many times these chicks again they have been studying men from a young age they haven't
00:46:59.000 been doing anything else i mean how often do chicks really have hobbies like that i mean truly
00:47:04.720 you know while you were learning to cook she was learning where the hell all the rich men were 1.00
00:47:11.200 what the men liked and how to make a man feel like a man they study this now I'm not saying
00:47:20.920 Alex Cooper exemplifies this I'm not saying but I'm saying this is how at times they win
00:47:26.300 but they're typically so damaged beneath the hood that it always ends in destruction just
00:47:32.900 like Kim Kardashian now she's getting 200k a month on child support blessing how do you think
00:47:40.260 how did that rich woman work out well she will not get 200 from me yeah you know cook women can 1.00
00:47:53.660 cook all right all right shane yeah i know i get it i get it but this is this is what's going on
00:47:58.360 so a lot of people a lot of people want to know they said pearl pearl pearl i thought you said
00:48:07.820 men didn't like older women. Hey, Pearl, Pearl, Pearl. I thought you said men didn't like whore 1.00
00:48:12.680 as well. Sometimes they win. But I'll tell you what, for every one whore that wins, there's 1.00
00:48:19.220 10 that take Ls. Most women do not win. Most women, most women in general won't win. I'm 1.00
00:48:27.740 going to go back to the thing. Okay, I'll put this over here.
00:48:37.820 anyways
00:48:42.200 that's really it guys
00:48:45.940 that's it for today I have to do a quick show
00:48:47.900 because I gotta go play
00:48:49.620 volleyball I gotta go kill the game this
00:48:51.680 weekend
00:48:52.140 they said Taylor Swift makes Cinnabons
00:48:57.740 and great breakfast spreads for traps
00:48:59.560 she might I don't know
00:49:01.380 I don't
00:49:02.560 why are you laughing what's funny
00:49:04.420 comments
00:49:07.340 the comment section is killing what's so good did i miss anything blessing
00:49:13.580 nah you got it you sure i mean you can you can add you're a man so you're smarter than me
00:49:21.180 i will do a calling show on monday and people can head about why they think they win yeah
00:49:26.620 let me know in the comments let me know in the comments but guys
00:49:33.580 let me know what you think
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00:49:51.760 thinking i don't want him to make a video denouncing me for being a colonizer emotional abuser what
00:49:58.640 go for me is coming do not do it do not pull a jared i'm gonna be so mad
00:50:05.340 it i've already had one i've already had one co-host denounce me i can't do another
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