Pearl - March 27, 2026She Had An AFFAIR With A Handyman!？
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Summary
Doug and I go through the reactions to fat women and fat men. We talk about fat women being overweight, fat men being fat, fat kids, fat husbands, fat wives, fat children, fat moms, fat dads, fat daughters, fat sisters, fat brothers, fat friends, fat family, fat co-workers, and fat friends.
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all right so on dude's downtime you wanted to do home renovation and so then what did you do
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i had an affair with this man who was helping me remodel my house what up guys welcome to my
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reaction series today we are doing the instagram is not a real place reactions where we go through
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the reactions or the reels that me and doug mpa send each other so here we got some fat women
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let's see what they're doing they do not look in shape enough
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oh my god i'm gonna take a shot in the dark here and say that's probably the first time
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you've bit off more than you can chew yeah you can't be that fat and expect to be able to be
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that athletic maybe a man but not women took him out to eat let him hit sent him home in an uber
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just like they do to us let's see how he likes it dude i just had the greatest day of my life you
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are not gonna believe it that's so funny imagine if we treated fat people the same way we greet
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tall people well tick tock that said imagine if we treated fat people the same way that we treat
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tall people and that idea is hilarious to me imagine you're just like wow how much do you
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weigh you're huge 350. as a six foot woman that's oh my god you are so fat who's fat your mom or
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your dad are they both my favorite is wow have you gotten taller since the last time i saw you
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yeah do you know what that's one for me and i'm like i've been the same height since i was 12.
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oh you get it from your dad's side okay my mom's side wow your mom's actually kind of skinny
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interesting wow you must eat so much food oh my god that's funny this guy this gal does anybody
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else's husband do this in the truck when they pull in the driveway i can't do it because the
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kids are all in the car with me but is this just like a decompressing thing that he's doing right
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now he's like getting the energy to come in what are you doing out there yeah it's because your
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home isn't peaceful just waiting on dad i'm gonna get him in here for you damn comments women have
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no idea that what men go through on a daily basis nor do they care that's marriage and relationships
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guys all right how marriage is marketed to women okay let's see you have a degree a job and have
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overcome so many challenges in life but do you still feel empty inside no i don't yes you do
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that's because you need a husband once you get a husband you can do so many things like work all
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day at your job then come home and work more yeah because again these are ungrateful women so they
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don't think about the ways that men help us they only think about the ways that like women help
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men you know get to cook dinner clean the house do laundry wash the dishes and so much more
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most men do that themselves your husband was never taught how to do these things
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so you get to do all the domestic more men can cook them labor by yourself for
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free the patriarchy is not responsible for any side effects including husband
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leaving you husband cheating on you husband feeling violent women all do
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like that their women are projecting because that's what women do you have
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been committing actual violence you husband starting a podcast has been
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having a secret second family and women are starting podcast that aren't
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starting pod so much more you have oh my god okay next um the rise and fall of who needs a man don't
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try this at home yeah where do i put it on the ground don't need the man oh no
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My friend's wife put patrol in the engine once.
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Women do the wrong thing and think people care about the explanation.
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and last February I had an affair oh yeah how's it the husband's fault so I am very into remodeling
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my home I have always been into the art of taking something that is not beautiful and making it
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beautiful and when I got married to my husband he moved into my house it was my home already
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and that love and joy that I got continued I love doing it and I would always try to recruit him to
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help me do my projects he is a welder and so he was capable of doing the things that i needed help
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with but that became a problem for him because he felt like i wanted too much from him all right so
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on dudes downtime you wanted to do home renovation and so then what did you do i had an affair with
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this man who was helping me remodel my house we went from remodeling my house my kitchen to oh
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my god the man hired oh he started helping me remodel he was giving him money and then he
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things then him and i and another one of my friends got into a business where we bought a
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house that we completely remodeled together and it was just you know it was like it was a connection
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that i desperately wanted with my husband and didn't have and somebody else came in and offered
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me like a bouquet of roses all these things that i wasn't getting from my husband oh you sure
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smiled a lot thinking about it huh here's my thing did you talk to your husband about all the things
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you wanted that he wasn't facilitating let's assume that you did and he made no headway and
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effort why not ask for a divorce then but no you went straight for a fucking affair like here's my
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thing when it comes to anyone who cheats anyone who does an affair anyone whatever you had the
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choice to not do it because they want their cake and to eat it too you know we all know cheating's
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wrong emotional physical what the fuck ever it's all fucking wrong yet some people still
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feel the need to fucking do it and this bitch is gonna make a whole fucking platform about it
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nothing else is relevant in this chick's fucking life literally the only thing she posts about
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is her journey through exploring the nuance of betrayal and accountability trail and
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accountability bringing shame into oh my god the light that's what i mean we make take an
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alan make it a brand where it cannot thrive that's some masochistic fucking shit but still
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you're doing this to remain in fucking control you're going to control the situation here is
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where i was so weak and this is what i did shut the fuck up trash human being doing trash shit
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what does that shit say happily affair after i can't stand bitches like that oh and she also
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said this too in another video just for some background not that it really makes a difference
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i come from a very morally upright background oh we can all definitely see how morally upright
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you are hope clearly your morals didn't stick too fucking deeply because if they did well then
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you wouldn't let someone else stick it pretty fucking deeply well other than your husband
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so yeah anyways toodles all right guys isn't that nuts that's nuts um well women will always
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make an excuse for everything so you know it just is what it is all right guys let me know
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what you think in the comments like the video and subscribe to the channel i love you guys