Pearl - March 27, 2026


She Had An AFFAIR With A Handyman!？

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Length

7 minutes

Words per minute

188.73

Word count

1,441

Sentence count

27

Harmful content

Misogyny

22

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Toxicity

32

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Hate speech

18

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Summary

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Doug and I go through the reactions to fat women and fat men. We talk about fat women being overweight, fat men being fat, fat kids, fat husbands, fat wives, fat children, fat moms, fat dads, fat daughters, fat sisters, fat brothers, fat friends, fat family, fat co-workers, and fat friends.

Transcript

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00:00:00.000 all right so on dude's downtime you wanted to do home renovation and so then what did you do
00:00:05.280 i had an affair with this man who was helping me remodel my house what up guys welcome to my
00:00:11.220 reaction series today we are doing the instagram is not a real place reactions where we go through 0.97
00:00:16.700 the reactions or the reels that me and doug mpa send each other so here we got some fat women 1.00
00:00:22.660 let's see what they're doing they do not look in shape enough 0.98
00:00:30.000 oh my god i'm gonna take a shot in the dark here and say that's probably the first time 0.82
00:00:34.000 you've bit off more than you can chew yeah you can't be that fat and expect to be able to be 0.98
00:00:40.160 that athletic maybe a man but not women took him out to eat let him hit sent him home in an uber 0.95
00:00:47.760 just like they do to us let's see how he likes it dude i just had the greatest day of my life you
00:00:53.840 are not gonna believe it that's so funny imagine if we treated fat people the same way we greet
00:00:58.960 tall people well tick tock that said imagine if we treated fat people the same way that we treat
00:01:03.600 tall people and that idea is hilarious to me imagine you're just like wow how much do you 0.95
00:01:10.160 weigh you're huge 350. as a six foot woman that's oh my god you are so fat who's fat your mom or 1.00
00:01:19.760 your dad are they both my favorite is wow have you gotten taller since the last time i saw you
00:01:24.320 yeah do you know what that's one for me and i'm like i've been the same height since i was 12.
00:01:27.920 oh you get it from your dad's side okay my mom's side wow your mom's actually kind of skinny 1.00
00:01:32.960 interesting wow you must eat so much food oh my god that's funny this guy this gal does anybody 1.00
00:01:42.080 else's husband do this in the truck when they pull in the driveway i can't do it because the
00:01:47.280 kids are all in the car with me but is this just like a decompressing thing that he's doing right
00:01:51.360 now he's like getting the energy to come in what are you doing out there yeah it's because your 0.99
00:01:55.520 home isn't peaceful just waiting on dad i'm gonna get him in here for you damn comments women have 1.00
00:02:04.160 no idea that what men go through on a daily basis nor do they care that's marriage and relationships 0.99
00:02:08.320 guys all right how marriage is marketed to women okay let's see you have a degree a job and have
00:02:15.120 overcome so many challenges in life but do you still feel empty inside no i don't yes you do
00:02:22.000 that's because you need a husband once you get a husband you can do so many things like work all 0.96
00:02:29.280 day at your job then come home and work more yeah because again these are ungrateful women so they 1.00
00:02:35.360 don't think about the ways that men help us they only think about the ways that like women help
00:02:40.640 men you know get to cook dinner clean the house do laundry wash the dishes and so much more
00:02:48.000 most men do that themselves your husband was never taught how to do these things
00:02:52.500 so you get to do all the domestic more men can cook them labor by yourself for 0.99
00:02:57.720 free the patriarchy is not responsible for any side effects including husband 0.98
00:03:02.160 leaving you husband cheating on you husband feeling violent women all do 1.00
00:03:04.920 like that their women are projecting because that's what women do you have 1.00
00:03:07.800 been committing actual violence you husband starting a podcast has been
00:03:10.400 having a secret second family and women are starting podcast that aren't 0.98
00:03:13.980 starting pod so much more you have oh my god okay next um the rise and fall of who needs a man don't 0.89
00:03:21.360 try this at home yeah where do i put it on the ground don't need the man oh no
00:03:29.360 Not me, baby.
00:03:31.360 Not me, baby.
00:03:33.360 Yes, sir.
00:03:37.360 Oh, my God.
00:03:39.360 There's no oil. Now oil is coming.
00:03:41.360 You see?
00:03:43.360 Yes, sir. I'm recording.
00:03:45.360 And I do have a witness.
00:03:49.360 Somebody put windshield washer
00:03:51.360 or something. 0.97
00:03:53.360 So the car was getting fucked up? 0.99
00:03:55.360 Oh, I don't know. She did car. 1.00
00:03:57.360 We just find the most retarded way. 0.99
00:04:04.400 My way to do things. 0.75
00:04:05.720 My friend's wife put patrol in the engine once.
00:04:08.380 Luck, it was a car mover, not a car.
00:04:10.920 Yeah, isn't that crazy?
00:04:12.880 All right.
00:04:13.720 Incoming stitch.
00:04:14.900 Let's see.
00:04:15.640 Let me turn the line on.
00:04:17.160 Okay, a woman explains why she had an affair. 1.00
00:04:19.240 Oh, it's so crazy.
00:04:20.740 Women do the wrong thing and think people care about the explanation. 1.00
00:04:24.380 Seven years ago, I got married to my husband.
00:04:26.360 and last February I had an affair oh yeah how's it the husband's fault so I am very into remodeling
00:04:34.620 my home I have always been into the art of taking something that is not beautiful and making it
00:04:40.960 beautiful and when I got married to my husband he moved into my house it was my home already
00:04:45.420 and that love and joy that I got continued I love doing it and I would always try to recruit him to
00:04:51.680 help me do my projects he is a welder and so he was capable of doing the things that i needed help
00:04:56.720 with but that became a problem for him because he felt like i wanted too much from him all right so
00:05:02.220 on dudes downtime you wanted to do home renovation and so then what did you do i had an affair with
00:05:09.040 this man who was helping me remodel my house we went from remodeling my house my kitchen to oh
00:05:15.260 my god the man hired oh he started helping me remodel he was giving him money and then he
00:05:19.780 things then him and i and another one of my friends got into a business where we bought a
00:05:25.280 house that we completely remodeled together and it was just you know it was like it was a connection
00:05:30.140 that i desperately wanted with my husband and didn't have and somebody else came in and offered
00:05:37.380 me like a bouquet of roses all these things that i wasn't getting from my husband oh you sure
00:05:42.520 smiled a lot thinking about it huh here's my thing did you talk to your husband about all the things
00:05:48.840 you wanted that he wasn't facilitating let's assume that you did and he made no headway and 0.99
00:05:54.800 effort why not ask for a divorce then but no you went straight for a fucking affair like here's my 1.00
00:06:00.940 thing when it comes to anyone who cheats anyone who does an affair anyone whatever you had the 0.99
00:06:04.980 choice to not do it because they want their cake and to eat it too you know we all know cheating's 0.90
00:06:11.680 wrong emotional physical what the fuck ever it's all fucking wrong yet some people still 0.99
00:06:16.400 feel the need to fucking do it and this bitch is gonna make a whole fucking platform about it 1.00
00:06:21.320 nothing else is relevant in this chick's fucking life literally the only thing she posts about 1.00
00:06:25.740 is her journey through exploring the nuance of betrayal and accountability trail and 0.99
00:06:30.740 accountability bringing shame into oh my god the light that's what i mean we make take an 1.00
00:06:35.740 alan make it a brand where it cannot thrive that's some masochistic fucking shit but still 0.99
00:06:41.320 you're doing this to remain in fucking control you're going to control the situation here is 1.00
00:06:47.300 where i was so weak and this is what i did shut the fuck up trash human being doing trash shit 1.00
00:06:54.360 what does that shit say happily affair after i can't stand bitches like that oh and she also 1.00
00:07:00.320 said this too in another video just for some background not that it really makes a difference 1.00
00:07:03.980 i come from a very morally upright background oh we can all definitely see how morally upright
00:07:10.480 you are hope clearly your morals didn't stick too fucking deeply because if they did well then 0.95
00:07:15.600 you wouldn't let someone else stick it pretty fucking deeply well other than your husband 0.98
00:07:18.820 so yeah anyways toodles all right guys isn't that nuts that's nuts um well women will always 1.00
00:07:27.800 make an excuse for everything so you know it just is what it is all right guys let me know
00:07:32.600 what you think in the comments like the video and subscribe to the channel i love you guys
00:07:36.120 thanks for watching and i'll see you next time