Pearl - She is Broke and HOW OLD!？

00:00:00.000 What up guys? Welcome to my reaction series. Today we're going to be reacting to a broke

00:00:05.140 45 year old woman telling her story. So modern women are forgoing marriage to be strong and

00:00:11.880 independent. Too many of them go to high priced institutions to get jobs that no one cares about

00:00:17.160 and that aren't going to make them any money. Women have more debt and make less than men.

00:00:21.880 This leads to them being completely broke in their middle age. Here we have 45 year old women

00:00:26.740 telling us about how she is completely broke. Just heard this girl's video about she said how

00:00:34.200 if you're single and all alone and uh how are you staying afloat financially? Underwater right now

00:00:41.400 for sure. Just say it. There I have cut my bills down. I have canceled my cable. I have a change

00:00:50.540 jar for real. But you can tell she was hot back in the day. I bet you 20 years ago she was hot.

00:00:55.600 Should have cashed out. Up with like three hundred dollars and quarters in my change bucket for

00:01:02.200 emergency eating. Okay. Uh we don't turn on the heater the air conditioner. We turn all the lights

00:01:10.060 off. Okay. Literally I have menopause and I'm going to need that AC this summer man. I'm telling you

00:01:17.520 it's St. Louis it gets hot down here. But uh my food I got my food whittled down to like barely

00:01:24.180 nothing. I said hey it's okay to be anorexic. It's all right. I'm overweight by 45 pounds. It's all

00:01:31.620 good. So yeah you make things happen. Every fucking boomer parent that if you did have one in your life

00:01:39.520 that's not helping you they go you'll figure it out. You're damn right you'll figure it out.

00:01:44.100 You're going to freak out. You're going to start selling your shit.

00:01:50.140 You're going to start. All right what's your job lady? Does she have a cash app in her bio?

00:01:56.060 She's for sale. You know what's going to happen is these women are going to start hooking.

00:02:00.880 Why like why I would think about it from her perspective. Why would she struggle

00:02:05.160 when she could just sell a gluck gluck for like 50 bucks an hour or go work for 18 20 bucks an hour

00:02:13.900 or 50 an hour? I don't know what hooker prices are. You guys got to tell me but I'm going to start

00:02:19.300 hitting up people uh for jobs and during the interview you're going to be begging but you

00:02:24.580 already have a full-time job. I don't actually have a job and I don't know how I'm making it happen.

00:02:29.280 Okay well then go get a job. Go uber. Can't anyone uber? I guess she'd have to get a can't you like

00:02:37.020 uber eats on a bike? I saw people doing crazy stuff in London. This is how it's going to be.

00:02:45.200 It might not get easier you know I don't want to be a pessimist but I'm 40 I hope I'm almost 46

00:02:51.440 and the the corporate world that's hard to be in there after 40. Um restaurants for sure over 40.

00:03:01.480 I'm 46 trying to get a waitress job. Nobody fucking wants nobody wants a piece of this. All right uh

00:03:09.240 maybe a casino. I don't want to do anything you know you get on such a high horse as you get older.

00:03:14.580 You know you don't want to live all shitty. Okay you don't want to work at Kmart. You want to work at

00:03:19.080 Nordstrom's. All right if if anything. Okay well at this point it might it might be if you're turning

00:03:30.560 off your electricity it might be time to just accept. But um you know these shitty places that

00:03:37.240 want me to work like two days a week low man on the totem pole it's never going to pay my bills.

00:03:43.220 I have to get every single fucking thing down to almost nothing. I have to live

00:03:48.820 almost nothing. Do with my own hair. I got my sister to cut my hair. Dye it with the box dye. All right

00:03:56.020 even homeless people can scrounge up a fucking suit to wear. Okay I've seen it.

00:04:03.140 Yeah you just no more no more you know you'll quit drinking if you drink. You'll quit smoking if you

00:04:10.600 smoke. You can't afford those things. Cigarettes, alcohol, going on frivolous uh trips

00:04:18.420 to Home Depot to go buy plants for the front of your house. That's out. Okay you're going to start

00:04:24.900 figuring out like maybe be a dog walker. All right there's not a lot there's there's a lot of choices

00:04:32.100 but not good ones you know. You could get hurt in an older age being a dog walker. Being a FedEx

00:04:38.580 delivery person. You ever see those people jump out of the cars and run with a package and outrun a dog

00:04:45.380 and hop over a fence. I'm not doing that shit. Hell no I'm going to bust my ass working at Costco. I mean

00:04:52.900 there's a lot of older people that work at Costco like not the little kids. Yeah society doesn't know

00:04:57.940 what to do with these older women because they go broke but I'm telling you guys

00:05:04.180 hooking that's where it's going to go. She's for sale cash app her I'm telling you she's for sale.

00:05:09.940 Uh you gotta you gotta move a lot of shit over there you could get hurt. I pull muscles on a

00:05:16.500 regular basis. I get I went out job hunting today and I came home covered in bruises. I don't

00:05:22.580 fucking know how okay. Um you know you gotta keep that fake smile on and keep schmoozing. You gotta keep

00:05:32.260 you gotta keep up with the times. Um then you gotta get a laptop which maybe you'll probably already have

00:05:38.740 one but I know I don't because I've been a waitress my whole life. I haven't needed a laptop or a

00:05:42.900 computer. Yeah so again she's cashing out because she was hot probably like you I can tell a former

00:05:49.780 hottie or at least she was cute but now she's hit 45 and you're you're done you're cooked. Um there's some

00:06:00.980 hot 45 year old women but they're usually in the beauty industry in some way

00:06:05.860 and they're cute. I mean how hot can you be? It'd be nice to have one but I don't have one.

00:06:12.020 I could learn some sort of day trading, some sort of like consultant

00:06:16.100 shit, some sort of you know working at home off the computer while you're trying to be a

00:06:22.340 part-time waitress. I mean that's all I could hope for. I mean being a dog walker uh it's it's not out of

00:06:30.500 the question but it's also like I can I don't go running anymore because I get hurt every time I

00:06:38.820 leave the house all right so we're gonna figure out what the we're gonna do in our gen x retirement age

00:06:46.580 which are you know they say yes gen x's are uh you know aging really well and we look cute and young

00:06:54.260 still and you know people like the golden girls they filmed golden girls when they were our age

00:07:00.180 okay like we look physically better than them all right but it doesn't mean that uh

00:07:06.980 we're we're superheroes or anything yeah because you spent money on botox all these years filler all

00:07:15.060 this stuff to look young I mean it's only a high roi investment if you're in media hooking and I guess

00:07:23.060 waitressing too I'd say that's monetizing beauty to some degree but if you're not that hot you're not

00:07:28.260 gonna make that much money.

00:07:29.780 All right.

00:07:38.980 All right.

00:07:39.860 All right.

00:07:40.260 All right.

00:07:40.820 So we can live together.

00:07:41.700 I can't deal with cats.

00:07:42.980 No one else is gonna want to be yeah and you're gonna see this I mean retirement homes kind of are

00:07:47.460 that with women that either lost their husbands or are divorced but like I think retirement homes are

00:07:54.020 like 70 percent women or something like that um it's gonna be like communal living for women

00:07:59.700 with your cats people don't want to get scratched and get a fucking you know septic arm from that

00:08:05.780 shit get rid of the fucking cats okay as most of you know I have been fighting on the front lines

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00:09:47.220 discount code i mean my dog died after 18 years she was a shih tzu i would love to have one but it's

00:09:55.380 like if it means me living with a group of women in a very cute house where we're all like cute and

00:10:02.260 organized and wear moomoos and we all yeah you know it's a bunch of old women living together it

00:10:07.540 is not going to go like that can save money by living together i'm not going to have a dog just

00:10:13.060 just so i can survive okay once i get my feet planted then maybe i could think about getting

00:10:19.780 a dog we'd have to get a communal one though you know for that's one of the biggest problems i've

00:10:25.220 had with living with other people is that always like can i bring my cats i'm like well how many do

00:10:30.180 you have three no like she feels like men right get rid of the cats and then we can make a deal

00:10:41.860 sorry about this a couple more things i've done to cut corners is i've cut rags into like towels into

00:10:48.820 like smaller rags and i use those i haven't had paper towels in like two months um with my dishwasher

00:10:57.220 i squirt a little bit of dawn in there now because i've been out of tabs it's fine i threw a little

00:11:03.140 bleach in there too like just a little capful a little bit of bleach and i'm making my own freaking

00:11:09.380 dish tab all right when i do my laundry i mean i'm i'm using a lot less detergent than i usually do

00:11:18.740 um i have used baking soda and vinegar before it's not my favorite thing to use

00:11:26.100 at all but there's ways you can make your own shit and get everything from the dollar tree

00:11:31.140 and i had to buy shampoo today and i got it from the dollar tree i'm i don't i don't know i used to

00:11:38.980 buy oloplex and you know all the good stuff for a very long time for at least seven years i've been

00:11:47.700 using nothing but oloplex all right that shit for the big one is eighty dollars i'm down to like

00:11:54.580 3.99 shampoo from 80 shampoo to 3.99 okay um toothpaste i mean you could i use baking soda

00:12:05.540 and my it i mean it works really good it gets my teeth white uh i use coconut oil and do coconut oil

00:12:12.580 pulling i haven't had a cavity i don't have any tartar no you know there's nothing bad going on

00:12:18.660 it's okay i'm using coconut oil you can get it from the dollar store i hate to say it

00:12:24.180 um i use coconut oil as my moisturizer literally i am putting all the makeup i've ever had i save every

00:12:34.660 single container and i use a paint brush i put a paintbrush down into the container to get every

00:12:40.740 last little drop out of it you know it's it's crazy my sister i went over to her house she had

00:12:49.460 like 30 blush brushes she had you know an amazing amount of selection of makeup to put on uh yeah

00:12:59.380 there's there's no way when i start working again that i'm going to just re-become frivolous i'm not

00:13:07.780 gonna just start getting my hair done again i'm not gonna get my nails done ever again it's over yeah

00:13:13.860 she's getting zeroed out this is when women get humbled there is a revenge fantasy in a way but

00:13:21.620 she could still get a guy is the crazy thing but women would rather be hookers and be broke than be

00:13:25.940 with a guy they don't like with i will say there is a benefit to getting a pedicure you can you know

00:13:32.500 i invested in lululemon years ago i'm i have 11 years worth of lululemon stockpiled i'll be wearing

00:13:40.580 that even though it doesn't fit to the day i die uh i am not going to be buying any more clothes

00:13:47.940 i mean i haven't bought clothes i bought this from target for five dollars and i'm wearing my lululemons

00:13:54.180 that are 160 bucks that i got bucking 10 years ago still wearing them uh my shoe collection on the wall

00:14:03.940 all you know brooks shoes i buy yeah okay so this is what a woman looks like when she officially

00:14:12.420 gets zeroed out at about 45 i would say like i would say there's like levels women go through so

00:14:19.140 like 18 to 25 it's just easy mode 25 to 35 it's like you get less buying power 35 to 45 it's like the next

00:14:29.380 significantly less than 45 plus it's like unless you're j-lo or something but even her let me know

00:14:38.180 what you guys think in the comments have you seen any woman that you know around the age of 45 go flat

00:14:43.300 broke and their luck run out or have you seen the opposite let me know in the comments like the video

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Pearl - June 26, 2025

She is Broke and HOW OLD!？

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