Pearl - September 14, 2026


“She Thought the Date Was PERFECT… Then He DUMPED Her” @JustPearlyThings

“40 Year Old Woman Asks Why ONLY 26 Year Old Men Want Her” @JustPearlyThings “He Said He ‘Wasn’t Ready for a Relationship’ and She BELIEVED Him” @JustPearlyThings

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Length

1 minute

Words per minute

184.41

Word count

302

Sentence count

11

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Hate speech

1

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Transcript

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00:00:00.000 So I just got dumped. I just got dumped by someone who I actually liked. He canceled two hours before our fifth date.
00:00:09.960 And look, I'm sure you've canceled. Did he hit? That's the question. Did he hit? When did he hit?
00:00:14.800 And I was supposed to cook dinner and we were going to go on a walk on the beach, but I said cook dinner by myself.
00:00:20.560 And walking on the beach, that messed up.
00:00:23.080 this was maybe the first time in like 20 years that i've been dumped and i just gotta say it's
00:00:30.720 terrible it's awful yeah because you probably were dating simps and this was a real ninja
00:00:36.420 real ninjas dump you i'm laughing because i'm in so much pain uh the feeling of rejection
00:00:42.400 is just awful um but you know i'm very in tune with myself and and and i believe that whatever
00:00:51.380 has happened this happens it's meant to be he wasn't the one i'm gonna see how freaking cool i
00:00:56.980 am i didn't see that and see this is you're always women always say you're gonna find someone better
00:01:03.940 when in fact a lot of times you don't find someone better you find somebody worse 0.51
00:01:08.260 you find somebody worse um and that's kind of an l we have to eat but it just is what it is you know
00:01:13.380 we had a date like a few days ago and he asked me like oh on a scale of one to ten like what
00:01:19.860 would you rate this and i rated it a 10 because it was amazing and then he's like oh i'd rate an
00:01:24.740 11. how do you go from rating a date to an 11 to totally balancing two days later what the
00:01:33.540 It's all good. Life's good. Life's so good.