Pearl - The Christian Hypocrites

00:00:00.000 It just seems like whenever you argue religion, people want to be right so bad.

00:00:05.020 Like they just, it's like they want to be right more than they love God.

00:00:09.180 Twitter has erupted because Christian simps are going to simp.

00:00:14.340 Now, I have covered this topic extensively and I'm going to give you my credentials to talk about the Christian topic.

00:00:22.600 And you guys can decide if you think I'm credible.

00:00:25.480 And if you don't think I'm credible, you can exit now.

00:00:27.720 You don't have to listen.

00:00:28.500 you can just write off my opinion. You can say, Pearl, your opinion is stupid and just bounce,

00:00:34.960 right? Now, the number one place that I get my opinions from is my upbringing. And I grew up in

00:00:39.420 a Catholic family and I went to Catholic school for 20 years. I would say my family went to mass

00:00:46.920 most Sundays, not all Sundays, you know, sometimes we drank too much, right? But most Sundays. On

00:00:53.420 top of that, when I went to college, I didn't really know what I believed. So I did experiment

00:00:59.200 with a lot of different churches. That's not the only way I experimented. But I went to a lot of

00:01:08.060 different churches. And I found myself after school in a non-denominational church. I wasn't

00:01:13.560 really sure what I believed. I remember mapping out all the different religions. And I remember

00:01:19.840 thinking Jewish would be cool. I know the Spurgs are going to come out, but I remember thinking,

00:01:23.960 I wish I could believe that because the miracles are just a little bit hard for me to fathom.

00:01:28.800 Like, I don't know if I like the parting the Red Sea. I'm like, that just seems a little bit like,

00:01:34.100 did that really happen? You know? But I remember thinking I believed Catholic the most. And the

00:01:41.600 reason at the time I believed Catholic the most was because I'd been in a non-denomination. Sorry.

00:01:47.760 It was because I felt like there needed to be an authority figure so that all the churches

00:01:55.240 didn't run wild because I spent two years in a non-denominational church and in the

00:02:01.240 non-denominational church, although I did make a lot of friends, if any of you are watching

00:02:05.900 this, sorry, I loved some of you, but there was just a lot of nonsense and I couldn't

00:02:14.060 really articulate why it bothered me.

00:02:16.720 I couldn't figure out why, but something just seemed off. And I think a lot of people have

00:02:22.040 that feeling in church, but they just, they cannot articulate why everything feels so off.

00:02:29.800 Since then, I don't really know what I believe because the non-denominational churches have

00:02:34.920 gone off the rails, but I've also seen Catholic churches go off the rails. Now, I know what

00:02:42.660 they're going to say, right? I know they always come back and they say, it's always kind of a

00:02:46.700 gaslighting, right? They say, no, that's just the church you went to. And it's always people that

00:02:51.160 have believed for less of a time. It's like, I spent 20 years in Catholic school and going to

00:02:56.900 church for 20 years. And now your experience of like four precedes mine. I don't know. I don't

00:03:04.360 know. Like it's just, and it seems like, and again, I'm not the most educated person on this.

00:03:10.840 you can tune out if you know but i'm not like it just seems like whenever you argue religion people

00:03:19.000 want to be right so bad like they just it's like they want to be right more than they love god

00:03:25.000 or more than it's like and then they just start shouting verses at you and it's kind of the same

00:03:31.000 way i feel when i i quote like when i do debates and they quote studies right i almost feel like

00:03:36.920 your religion should make sense without you having to quote scripture. Because if we go

00:03:41.220 back and forth, I've been to like three different churches that can quote scripture a different

00:03:48.240 way, you know? And it's the same thing with like interpreting data. I'm just kind of a pattern

00:03:53.460 noticer, right? And this is just the patterns I see. And I'm sorry, but I really did not see

00:04:01.180 the Catholics, not, um, like growing up, I never really heard a sermon on women being addicted to

00:04:08.580 social media, not banging their husbands, not getting fat and just overall being cunty. When

00:04:14.200 I hear, when I go to a church and I hear the pastor or the priest or whoever the hell is in

00:04:19.700 the front demonize female sin, the way they demonize male sin, I think I'll believe it.

00:04:26.000 Um, but again, I, I did 20 years and I'm like, and there's always just this gaslighting you get

00:04:34.160 from Christians and it's like the eternal gaslighting. They've all been Christian for

00:04:39.640 five minutes, which by the way, the average religion timeline is eight years. Um, so I

00:04:47.260 actually would like to implement and I'm, I'm gonna, I'm gonna implement a rule that I think

00:04:53.380 I'm going to offer to the Christians that I think all of you, whatever your religion is,

00:04:59.920 I think you would gain a lot of credibility. You'd gain a lot of credibility if you implemented

00:05:05.760 this rule. You cannot tell me anything about anything ever until you have been practicing

00:05:15.620 in your faith for a decade, 10 years. That's a big chunk of your life. That means you'd start at 20

00:05:24.200 and you can't nag me about it till you're 30. Doesn't count if you were raised in the religion.

00:05:29.240 I need 10 years of adult choices that you made. Yes. And yes, your actions have to match. Now,

00:05:40.220 i'm not saying you can be perfect you have to be perfect but i think there's some sins that we can

00:05:47.180 just all agree i don't think are the most difficult to not make and you know like i'll give you an

00:05:55.660 example i think as a woman dressing modestly is very easy that's not a difficult thing to do now

00:06:04.140 Again, I'm, I'm a sinner. I'm, I'm not even coming at this from a holier than thou. I'm not even

00:06:13.140 coming at this from a, I think I should be the last person lecturing about scripture.

00:06:18.440 But I think this implementation of a decade before you can nag, you can lecture, you can debate,

00:06:26.600 but like, you can't be a representative of your church. I don't know. I think that the men should

00:06:31.480 take this and run with this and find a better system. Right. But what seems to happen is

00:06:36.640 everybody gets back. Okay. I made a, hold on. I made a little thing I want to read. It's the

00:06:41.780 Jesus cycle. Step one, I changed five minutes ago and now I believe in God. Step two, throw party.

00:06:48.660 Some people think of this as the baptism, the sacraments, et cetera. Okay. Throw party. Next,

00:06:55.540 um, lecture everyone. So there's a psychological phenomenon that when you lecture everybody about

00:07:01.920 any, everything, it's because you miss that thing more than anything. It's like the way I lecture

00:07:06.260 fat people about food. It's because there's a part of me that I could just be a 500 pound bitch.

00:07:12.100 I could be, I have that in me. I fucking love food. Right. And that's why I lecture about it.

00:07:17.880 Right. But it's, it's important to understand the psychological phenomenons that we can fall

00:07:23.140 victim to, or maybe not victim to, but we do without knowing maybe, but you can also identify

00:07:28.280 them in other people. So the people that lecture everybody usually want it really bad, right? They

00:07:33.720 want it. So again, they lecture everybody as if they are better when they themselves have only

00:07:40.900 been Christians for like five minutes, sorry, one year, two year, even five years. Like that's kind

00:07:46.120 of a baby Christian when you think about it. Like if this is a lifelong journey, five years,

00:07:51.640 really like not not that long the same way like if you've been working a job for five years

00:07:58.400 you're actually kind of competent right but like even me i've been doing youtube for five years

00:08:03.760 um and you could say like okay um i'm pretty good at it but you know megan kelly probably knows more

00:08:11.980 about media than me because she's been doing this like 20 right they then use god to manipulate

00:08:16.960 people. So they use Jesus, um, to build their following online, um, to get attention from

00:08:24.160 either men or women, um, to signal purity or to get money. Then they get caught doing the same

00:08:32.200 thing as everybody else. And then everybody acts shocked. And then more people leave the church

00:08:39.360 than they converted. So there was a big argument that says, Oh, well, I mean, at least they,

00:08:44.800 they spread the good word i would say no i would say elijah schaefer sarah stock you people um

00:08:52.320 because you were using god for your self-interest right uh you you've led more people away from

00:08:58.080 church than to it and i'm really kind of getting sick of the religious people not

00:09:02.480 you got to call out you got to call out these grifters okay um they're using like didn't jesus

00:09:09.200 flip tables.

Pearl - March 25, 2026

The Christian Hypocrites

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