01:06:12.200oh i'm oh hello yeah we can hear you oh yeah hi hey jake how's it going
01:06:21.960uh not bad yourself um i'm good where are you calling from and how old are you
01:06:27.580uh i'm calling from the southwestern portion of the u.s and i'm 39 years old okay cool
01:06:34.840so what's your experience have you dated more prudes or whores and which did you prefer
01:06:40.520um definitely more whores I've dated a few prudes and uh even though it's it doesn't feel
01:06:49.460very good to say it out loud I definitely prefer the horse I love it when guys are honest
01:06:55.880now keep going tell me why why were they better um so when you asked the question
01:07:03.460I started to think about it. I started to put some thought into it. And I went back to a memory. When I was 21, I was dating this, it was only for a couple of months, but I was dating this really nice Catholic girl.
01:07:19.840and she was really nice and she actually uh we met on myspace she saw my pictures she found me
01:07:29.160attractive she added me she sent me a message she invited me out we started going out we started
01:07:34.720dating um but here's the thing she was only like a five but you know hey a 21 year old five is
01:07:41.380nothing to shake a stick at right am i right no yeah right you were 21 at the time too
01:07:49.180how old were you yeah yes we were both 21 we were the bro yeah you're doing good because most 21
01:07:54.580year old guys ain't getting nothing out here yeah yeah i mean this was back in 2005 though but
01:08:00.540anyway she was like i said a nice catholic girl she was waiting till marriage you know we uh you
01:08:06.880know dated a little bit um we fooled around a little bit i mean nothing you know too saucy
01:08:12.440nothing you know too saucy or anything like that but um it eventually ended and i wasn't exactly
01:08:19.060in the same place as her i wasn't the same faith i wasn't waiting till marriage and then a few
01:08:24.660months later i lost my virginity to like a nine a 21 year old nine that looked like a barbie doll
01:08:32.180long blonde hair blue eyes bead chest big butt perfect hip to waist ratio and i slept with her
01:08:41.220on the first date and it's like who who do you think i like better the nice prude catholic girl
01:08:48.800that's waiting till marriage or that you know smoking bombshell barbie doll
01:08:56.880yeah um and did was that the only prude you dated or did you date like more after
01:09:05.360um in all honesty yeah that's the only one i dated i did have another experience with the prude
01:09:12.960though okay go ahead um she she was my co-worker and uh she had a rule that she wouldn't sleep with
01:09:21.580the guy for six months that was her rule and uh you know she was 26 i was 21 and that's about
01:09:31.880the age where my experience with prudes kind of ended but uh anyway um you're done with that
01:09:37.440bullshit sorry yeah yeah yeah for real um but uh uh i went home with her um because a bunch of
01:09:46.020co-workers went to a bar one night and she lived really close to the bar and since i was you know
01:09:52.020the youngest guy there i was 21 um you know she you know everyone wanted to make sure that i'd be
01:09:58.220taken care of so she let me go back to her place and i i tried to you know you know get in her
01:10:05.760pants and she basically she shot me down she gave me a bunch of bullshit reasons as to why
01:10:11.460and she told me try to find someone your own age uh well like five years later we didn't work
01:10:19.500together anymore but we still had a bunch of the same friends she came back into town and by then
01:10:26.140i'd already hooked up with her hottest girlfriend by then now i'm 26 and she's like 31 and she'd put
01:10:34.560on a lot of weight a lot of weight and we ended up at the same bar and she was throwing herself
01:10:42.620at me crazy like crazy hardcore trying to like lure me back to her hotel room because she was
01:10:48.840back in town for the weekend and I was not having it because she'd put on so much weight but it's
01:10:54.740like no like five years ago yeah I totally would have but now like no way except I wasn't saying
01:10:59.980that i was just like nah i'm all hurt because he rejected yeah so um uh basically i mean you know i
01:11:13.420i i just kind of like the whores because you know that because they give you what you want okay
01:11:19.500they're not playing the games they're not leading you on and teasing you it's like they know what's
01:11:24.780up and they want what they want too you know it's it's wonderful so what's the longest you would
01:11:30.960wait now like what it so what's the average you spend on a date and how many would you wait before
01:11:37.100throwing in the towel and let's say you really did like the girl all right so most of my lays have
01:11:44.240been um within the first three dates sometimes it's been the first the second or the third
01:11:49.640if i really really like her like you just said um at my age like with what i know now and being
01:11:57.400rp'd um five dates max if it doesn't happen by date five i need to move on uh and what do you
01:12:05.520spend a date um it's uh it's it's circumstantial i think that the most i've ever spent was like
01:12:15.880300 bucks um i don't know if that's a lot to you or to the audience or whatever what's your average
01:12:23.640would you say my average is 60 75. okay okay how big is the city that you live in you live in a
01:12:35.080major city less than a million people yeah so you're still gonna be spending yeah 150 on a
01:12:42.440friday night for a date well you just do drinks i'm guessing uh yeah yeah yeah just drinks or
01:12:50.200concerts i mean concerts can be a little bit more expensive okay okay cool um that's all the
01:12:58.040questions i have doug do you have any more mpa i i do not all right well it was nice to talk to you
01:13:05.480thank you for having me pearl yeah thanks for calling in
01:13:13.320one second okay you really dug mpa you don't ever do drinks like just drinks for a first date
01:13:19.720i don't i don't drink most of the time if at all okay and honestly i
01:13:28.280here's the thing i don't mind doing dinner only because i waited tables for a long time so i
01:13:34.920believe in the restaurant experience i like going to a nice restaurant but i also don't like eating
01:13:39.240by myself so most of that i'll take a girl to dinner just to go to a new restaurant oh because
01:13:48.600and you're just not a big drinker yeah i'm not a big drinker yeah okay we're gonna do
01:13:53.640zach and then we're gonna do zach are you there
01:15:46.080Right. Yeah, I want the whores that don't think they're whores, because they're a little less crazy. But then, like, I remember this time, I thought I was really picking up a cool chick, but I was just, like, really hammered.
01:16:06.780And I had invited her to see see a comedy show in Tacoma with me the next day that I had, like I was going to do a bit at.
01:16:17.440And I forgot that I told her that the night before.
01:16:21.440And when she showed up at my place in the morning.
01:16:25.400It was the worst thing, like she smelled bad, she was crazy looking.
01:16:30.520And when she came into my house, she immediately jumped in my bed.
01:16:34.660and she had like a choker thing on and she said do you know what this is for or what this means
01:16:41.740i said i have no idea she goes this means i have a black belt and sucking cock and this was the
01:16:47.620first time i ever hung out with this woman after after um that date after i met her at the bar
01:16:55.160and so that was a good that was a good experience for you
01:17:00.960well hang on my let me turn my video off because uh
01:17:07.400my microphone's not working but um we can hear you i wouldn't yeah but i can't hear you guys i
01:17:14.780don't know what happened with my phone so i apologize but um i would say it was uh not a
01:17:20.700good experience because she was like too much oh she was oh she like she had um owned the identity
01:17:28.280you like the ones in denial because they don't tell you yeah well because like yeah because
01:17:35.320i'm from the same part of the of the nation where dustin is and the the liberal that that are that
01:17:44.440aren't you purple haired with pierces and tattoos they can be pretty straightforward and get right
01:17:51.960to the whoring right away yeah he's right i was i was driving this girl and we're driving and she
01:18:00.440just takes her shirt off in the passenger seat and and she's like oh smiling at me and stuff
01:18:06.200and i was like i'm driving and so i turned the ac on and she put her shirt back on and then um like
01:18:13.560i i was really hung over so i pull over we take a nap and we start driving again and uh she just
01:18:19.400takes her shirt off again and i was just thinking like it was it was really strange and you know
01:18:23.880for me to turn down like uh some road head that's a pretty big deal i didn't know what i was getting
01:18:28.360into but um yeah uh you want the you want the chicks that they really think that they have
01:18:35.960a standard to set themselves to and um and then you just want to destroy it yeah because you you
01:18:43.960can meet women in portland seattle that area that that i have no standards at all like none
01:18:53.000at all so and yeah so what do you dustin what do you generally spend on a date
01:19:01.320oh no so i used to really lead with my wallet and like my favorite first date was like the melting
01:19:09.000pot so i was spending on first dates like i was spending a lot of money but the thing is is like
01:19:15.960i did have an expectation like if i'm spending that money i'm i'm getting something you know
01:19:21.640and uh so i'd make i'd make the dates be really like intimate cool and i'm like i'm sure that a
01:19:28.200lot of the women thought it was gonna go somewhere but it's just i really like to try new foods and
01:19:33.720and go to fancy places and have just some eye candy i'm like like sometimes i'd ask girls out
01:19:39.400and be like you don't even have to like me just pretend to for like a half hour or an hour just
01:19:44.200go out with me and uh you know so just so what would you spend like 100 bucks 200 bucks uh
01:19:54.520like on the low end like 80 and then on the high end uh i've taken a girl on a first date that was
01:20:00.680like 350 before okay so let's average at 200 how many dates are you doing until oh now
01:20:11.960now how many days am i doing until i get laid no until until if let's say you really like a girl
01:20:17.800how long until you're just you're saying this is too much money i like two
01:20:23.480i don't i don't really like women there's no way man they're they're i i don't think women
01:20:30.480nowadays like women in my age range if they're single there's a reason for it so i don't think
01:20:35.280that they even really know how to love and maybe i don't either but i really think they're all evil
01:20:40.460i feel like they're always plotting against me you're also in portland dude oh yeah that too
02:33:39.040And a lot of them will sit there and talk about the same thing about waiting for marriage, this, that, the other, and or that they're loyal and faithful when in reality they're not.
02:33:53.700because they have a whole train of simps that they cheat on their boyfriends with or tap about
02:34:03.000oh i don't have my boyfriend on my instagram or whatever because i just want to keep my
02:34:10.520relationship private little does anybody realize that even though yeah okay yeah it's believable
02:34:20.020that like this chick may have a boyfriend the dude's really nothing more than a placeholder
02:34:25.760until she finds the next sucker to mooch off of yeah but and then also last fall this one
02:34:36.740broad had the audacity to do a project that was anti-natalist basically saying that motherhood
02:34:46.680is one big patriarchal scheme so that men and so that men don't have to compete with women in the
02:34:55.440workforce blah blah blah blah blah which i took a lot of offense to given that not to sound like
02:35:02.700i'm telling a sob story given that i lost my own mother two years ago but anyway um to answer the
02:35:10.200question um which also shout out to donovan sharp i actually turned to him for dating advice
02:35:34.380I'm just thinking out loud, so I apologize.
02:35:36.740But to get to the point, which would I prefer?
02:35:43.520I'm going to go with the whores, honestly.
02:35:46.280Simply because, honestly, the preeds, I really don't think that they're really just like waiting or whatever or that they're really actually good girls like they say they are.
02:36:01.700they really are just nothing more than closeted force honestly that like pearl has said before
02:36:08.260in a couple of podcasts when one had the audacity to say well i just want to make sure that you know
02:36:15.540this nice guy is you know the one you know that i'm gonna settle for or spend the rest of my life
02:36:22.980with and pearl said oh no what you're doing is you're weaponizing sex or this that the other
02:36:30.900because you gave yourself so easily away to chad and whoever blah blah blah this that the other
02:36:39.800i mean i've seen so many instances of that in my own personal life when i've seen like
02:36:46.240nice guys that will wait for years and years on end you know just for one