Pearl - September 17, 2026


“The Women FLEXING Designer Bags Are Actually BROKE” @JustPearlyThings

“Women Are Going BROKE Trying to Look RICH on Instagram” @JustPearlyThings “Foreign Woman Explains Why American Men DON’T Want American Women” @JustPearlyThings

Episode Stats


Length

1 minute

Words per minute

198.3

Word count

225

Sentence count

8

People

Also mentioned:
Louis Vuitton David Yearman

Harmful content

Misogyny

7

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Toxicity

2

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Transcript

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00:00:00.000 First is Louis Vuitton, so the sunglasses and my new earring stack, and my necklace.
00:00:04.640 Here are my bracelets from YSL.
00:00:06.440 We've got David Yearman and Louis Vuitton.
00:00:08.460 But the reality is, is that very, very few people can actually afford multiple designer handbags that cost...
00:00:14.580 That's how I feel about private jets, too.
00:00:16.540 ...5,000 at the lower end and 500,000 at the upper end.
00:00:19.980 It is not actually likely that any legitimately wealthy woman would be wearing seven Cartier love bracelets on her wrist at one time.
00:00:26.700 it is highly unlikely that she is genuinely enjoying 10 expensive holidays per year yeah 0.99
00:00:31.100 and especially being thin and attractive because that's a part-time job saying thing thin and
00:00:35.020 attractive um and all these surgery all that stuff it takes a lot of time um so you gotta ask what is 1.00
00:00:43.260 she doing to make the money she would i would expect her to be uglier you know yeah well you 1.00
00:00:48.940 can barely afford one because the genuinely wealthy women are busy working they're not making 1.00
00:00:53.180 tick tock showing off their designer handbag collections or trolling the designer stores 1.00
00:00:57.100 wondering how they can spend a hundred yeah all right guys um yeah okay uh influencers are fake 0.99
00:01:02.840 these women are fucking nuts and don't believe anything you see on social media i love you guys 1.00