Pearl - March 31, 2026


Welcome To Instagram： Fakest Place On Earth


Episode Stats

Length

13 minutes

Words per Minute

200.5721

Word Count

2,758

Sentence Count

39

Misogynist Sentences

26

Hate Speech Sentences

22


Summary

Summaries generated with gmurro/bart-large-finetuned-filtered-spotify-podcast-summ .

On this episode of Reaction Series we are reacting to the treachery of men on social media. We discuss the difference between a man and a woman, how women are crazy, and how to deal with it.

Transcript

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Misogyny classifications generated with MilaNLProc/bert-base-uncased-ear-misogyny .
Hate speech classifications generated with facebook/roberta-hate-speech-dynabench-r4-target .
00:00:00.000 They label her based on a man's presence in her life.
00:00:02.740 Meanwhile, he's just missed her from birth to death.
00:00:05.720 That's not grammar.
00:00:06.720 That's patriarchy.
00:00:07.740 That's because we never do anything important.
00:00:09.760 So, I mean, just take the L.
00:00:11.480 What up, guys?
00:00:12.380 Welcome to my reaction series.
00:00:14.040 Today, we are reacting to Instagram is not a real place.
00:00:17.060 Where I react to the treachery of Instagram, me and Doug MPA send each other reels.
00:00:21.240 And we decided that we think that you guys should be a part of the reels.
00:00:26.320 So, if you want to be a part of that, join the Discord.
00:00:29.040 and you too can send reels to the discord and be a part of what i react to every single week
00:00:34.180 uh we are starting with oh this guy's funny um marvin goodley all right let's see what he's got
00:00:40.260 to say my mother figure told me women be tripping and don't think that they're tripping that's why
00:00:45.100 they think men are crazy so you're sitting here trying to negotiate with a woman that is mentally
00:00:49.100 off most of these women that we're talking to on a day-to-day they have issues we don't think they
00:00:53.320 have issues so every single time you try to correct them all of a sudden now they're saying
00:00:57.280 that you're basically villainizing them right when it's in essence they truly are the villain
00:01:02.380 they are the villain think about how many good men in this world have literally gone bad because
00:01:07.120 of trying to do the right thing for a woman trying to be there for her pour everything into her but
00:01:11.480 she appreciative does she give back no she doesn't care these women once they use and abuse you
00:01:16.020 they're on to their next victim they don't care they're users abusers aggressors then they're
00:01:20.840 always going to play the victim role of oh i'm just a girl come on bro you're just a demon you
00:01:26.100 just put my homeboy into like suicidal depression like what are we talking about so you have to
00:01:30.760 realize these women are not going to change for you you can only align yourself with women that
00:01:34.280 already have been raised the right way to trust fun baddies only trust fun even trust fun baddies
00:01:40.520 they can be absolute brats so let's keep going so we're clear when men say they like women who
00:01:45.780 don't wear a lot of makeup this is what they're referring to this is a full face no they're
00:01:50.220 referring to women 50 pounds lighter than you so makeup this is foundation concealer contour blush
00:01:56.580 highlighter now men are look at as a woman you just you know more than men right you know the
00:02:03.140 level of attention you get um when you're makeup free and when you have no and when you have makeup
00:02:09.160 on men do like makeup they prefer a light look that is not a light look um yeah but you get
00:02:15.480 approach to way more when you make outer brows eyeshadow mascara lip liner lip gloss this is a
00:02:21.940 full face when men say what they like in women i don't really take it that seriously no offense
00:02:26.180 guys uh because it's like when men say oh it's not always about looks i'm like yeah when you got
00:02:31.580 burned by the hot chick like five times but you had to go get burned by the hot i don't really
00:02:36.040 take it that seriously i don't really take what women say they like that seriously either
00:02:39.800 um but so i'm sorry fellas um or they'll be like oh i just want to like i want x y and z or you
00:02:47.760 know like they'll say oh i have these high standards blah blah blah not all men but
00:02:51.400 there's like a category and then the second a hot chick flirts with them they fold immediately
00:02:55.700 of makeup they just don't like bright colors just so we're clear when men say they like women who
00:03:01.720 yeah i mean that would still be a little heavy the look i'm talking about okay let's see her
00:03:06.400 Full marriage doesn't just happen.
00:03:08.640 It takes time.
00:03:09.480 This is the worst feeling.
00:03:11.560 Do you, Doug Hayner, take Jamie Otis to be your wife?
00:03:14.600 I do.
00:03:15.620 Do you take Doug Hayner as your lawfully wedded husband for now and forevermore?
00:03:19.920 I am so scared.
00:03:21.580 Spoiler alert, we're still married.
00:03:23.680 Give the nice guy a chance, even if you're not attracted to him.
00:03:26.360 Trust me on this one.
00:03:27.460 Oh, my God.
00:03:28.360 Why do women do this?
00:03:30.560 Look at ladies.
00:03:31.600 Part of life, many women marry men they're not attracted to.
00:03:36.140 Okay.
00:03:36.400 women enter the game at 20 and the goal every woman has is to get a guy out of their league
00:03:41.780 and they they shoot for it and sometimes they get it and sometimes they don't it's to marry chad
00:03:45.960 and um if you did not get a chad it's time to die with the lie and you convince that man
00:03:54.400 that he is chad to you and if he's not chad to you you need to die with that that needs to be
00:04:00.900 something you take to your grave the same way um when you're like 50 and your husband's not
00:04:06.220 attracted to you anymore and he's like he's just an old ugly broad i have a hard time you know
00:04:11.840 getting hard he says oh it's me it's erectile dysfunction and i need viagra when really um
00:04:18.800 if there was a 20 year old in the room he would have no but because he loves you he's gonna lie
00:04:23.340 to you i think we need to normalize um the problem is women have the worst type of lies right it's
00:04:29.280 like I didn't fuck everybody in the town. I didn't bang that guy or that guy. I'm not cheated. Like
00:04:36.640 that's the lies we tell. But the lies we should, you know, try to input are you're the best I ever
00:04:43.260 had. That's a great lie. There's nobody like you. Great lie. You're so hot, baby. You're so hot,
00:04:48.840 daddy. Do you know what I mean? It's like, those are not bad lies to implement. The issue is we
00:04:56.040 choose the worst things to lie about like i'm not anti-lying right because i think that some things
00:05:02.120 can be true and we just don't need to know like my ex was better in bed that you can just die with
00:05:08.760 you can die that's your burden as a woman right um women we feel guilty and we have all these
00:05:14.600 feelings about all these things and if we lived like a crazy life you know um the men do not
00:05:21.480 need to know every detail okay they don't like why torture him with that okay and i'm not attracted
00:05:29.280 to you i married the nice guy i mean let's let's lie i think we need to lie a little bit not only
00:05:36.540 did you not lie um like you also are telling everybody like it would be like a man coming
00:05:42.200 out and saying oh do you know what i wanted a hotter girl but you know this was the only one
00:05:47.060 that would treat me right so now I love her but you know I could have did better does everyone
00:05:53.360 need to know that even if it's true does she even need to know that and honestly if she's telling if
00:05:58.060 he's telling her that does he even love her and that's how I feel about these women with their
00:06:02.120 husbands it's like do you even love him if you're telling him that maybe I'm just fucking delusional
00:06:08.020 but like dating story time and learning to be more selective with your energy okay so I exchanged
00:06:15.700 numbers with a man yesterday because he asked me for my number and i was like oh cute just cut it
00:06:22.500 so i gave him my number and we were chatting for a little bit and then he sends me the message and
00:06:27.700 it says would you mind sending me some photos so i know you're not a catfish yo i immediately was
00:06:33.220 appalled repelled i wanted to throw up in my mouth the sagittarius wanted to send him a puke emoji
00:06:40.020 this is like a little bit of a i mean that's okay like if you're catfish i mean puke what is wrong
00:06:47.520 with me i'm turned off now you just turn me the fuck off because number one my profile has a
00:06:53.720 fucking verified badge bitch so i'm not a catfish number two my social media is linked bitch so
00:07:00.580 what are we doing like i don't know if y'all are just like dumb or maybe i just operate on another
00:07:06.180 level of like fucking intelligence let me calm down that's the sagittarius it's the fire it's
00:07:11.920 the fire that just wants to go to the beach i chose to just quietly exit this one okay that's
00:07:16.860 just that's an overreaction okay patriarchy always ruins my day i doubt it i promise you i'm not
00:07:23.000 trying to ruin your day but i just saw this song now i have to share miss mrs miss they label her
00:07:28.120 based on a man's presence in her life meanwhile he's just missed her from birth to death that's
00:07:33.440 not grammar that's patriarchy that's because we never do anything important so i mean just take
00:07:38.320 the l if we did important things then they would be our like you know sir whatever but we do nothing
00:07:44.440 important so we have to attach with the men okay let's see what's next we got this chopped woman
00:07:49.740 here i was 19 i dated a 33 year old man and every year of my life i am still not 33 and i think
00:07:58.440 about that this year i always retrospectively take back and hooked up with a guy who was 25
00:08:05.360 and it was noticeable i he had so much energy in a way that i don't even he was like skibbity doing
00:08:14.960 you know what i mean if a night energy you lose over time it's something you don't even notice
00:08:20.100 but then over time you'll meet someone young and they're so happy and full of life and you're like
00:08:25.440 huh i'm 28 right now if they don't have that anymore 18 year olds came up to me i'd be like
00:08:32.300 oh are you lost do you need me to call your mom because that's a kid and i'm not saying that the
00:08:38.040 guy that hooked up with me was a but but it's so crazy uh but he kind of was it's like they say he
00:08:45.420 wasn't a pedophile but women get power and victimhood so they can just be a victim even
00:08:50.280 if at the time they're like i'm enjoying this i'm not a victim at all i'm happily consenting then
00:08:54.800 later let's say oh i was a victim it was at the minimum a cry for help so um if you're watching
00:09:01.760 this 33 year old he's now probably what i can't do math dead okay he's like in his 40s you know
00:09:09.120 all dads are raising their daughters to have the complete opposite of daddy issues like you know
00:09:15.040 how people used to say oh she has daddy issues basically insinuating that she has terrible taste
00:09:20.240 in men because her dad never showed her affection well now the problem is opposite these girls are
00:09:26.960 growing up with dads who treat their daughters like royalty yeah they raise bra their standards
00:09:33.280 are insane and i freaking love it yeah no um again it's not they for how hot their daughters are
00:09:41.760 they always are training them to ask for way too much girl dads hype they oh they're trying
00:09:48.000 like it's not a good thing um but they have no idea that's some men with this one but the reason
00:09:53.040 some of y'all's grandparents stayed together so long the reason their marriages did the test of
00:09:57.120 time and their generation and blah blah blah is because the women were financially trapped when
00:10:01.440 a woman makes her own money the only thing a man can really offer that's true um i know a lot of
00:10:06.560 people like they kind of cope when i say this uh but we i don't look at what people say like i think
00:10:13.120 rachel wilson love her disagree with this um she'll quote something saying like the women
00:10:19.040 didn't even want to vote or whatever from the 20s and and like that's still she's smarter than me
00:10:25.120 not calling her dumb but that's being dumb enough in that regard um to listen to what women say and
00:10:30.960 women can say anything but the fact of the matter is um as soon as women got power they took it and
00:10:36.480 just kept on going or is how he treats her and not all y'all's grandmothers have that that's why
00:10:41.360 there's a male loneliness epidemic i'm gonna have time all right let's see what's next no the male
00:10:46.640 loneliness epidemic is because women are not meant to reproduce with most men when women are given
00:10:52.160 the choice we go into polygamy meaning we share men when men are given the choice they go into
00:10:56.960 monogamy because more men would prefer one woman because when women choose a lot of men are left
00:11:01.520 with none and that's kind of what we're defaulting to now so it is show of hands or the comments or
00:11:07.120 whatever how many of you got held in contempt during your divorce and then had your ex ask
00:11:14.240 the judge for jail time i know i'm not the only one i got served just like on tv after my ex filed
00:11:20.960 a motion to hold me in contempt and ask the judge to give me six months in jail oh that's awesome
00:11:28.320 I took our child on a pre-separation, pre-divorce filing, agreed upon planned event.
00:11:39.200 Yeah, but what did you do to bring him to that?
00:11:41.900 For his sports team.
00:11:44.240 I mean, the horrors.
00:11:45.920 I think anybody with a little bit of logic can see that what my ex did was weaponizing family court.
00:11:56.020 if you don't know my ex had been charged with child abuse and i was the sole caregiver for
00:12:02.320 our three children and during that time he asked the judge to put me in jail for letting our kid
00:12:08.560 play sports what did you do to lead him to that though okay we got another one so after a few
00:12:14.020 months of seeing each other i had the most female comedians are never funny low stakes conversation
00:12:19.520 with him uh we had we'd been seeing each other a few times but we only saw each other twice a month
00:12:24.160 and so i was like look i really enjoy getting to know you i'm curious to see where things might go
00:12:28.480 i'd like to see you more often so low pressure and he said oh i like seeing you once every two
00:12:36.260 weeks and i said nothing i died because that's insane that's an insane thing to say to a woman
00:12:42.840 no that's um pretty i mean that's like men are honest then women crash out i mean he's
00:12:49.500 really saying lose 20 pounds and we could maybe be serious this man clearly does not care about me
00:12:54.940 this is just about sex which is fine if he had just been honest but i was like all right like
00:12:59.260 all matches energy right like i'm not gonna respond to text i'm not i'm gonna make plans
00:13:03.420 with other people who cares and that's where the tables really turn so now and so after a few
00:13:09.500 months of seeing each other i had the most low stakes conversation with him uh we had we'd been
00:13:15.260 been seeing each other a few times but we only saw each other twice a month and so i was like look
00:13:19.340 i really enjoyed getting to know you i'm curious damn damn well but you still saw him i bet the
00:13:25.500 man this that man had his kids every other weekend yeah anyways i don't really know what she's going
00:13:31.980 with i don't know where she's going with that but all right guys um let me know what you think of
00:13:36.220 the comments and if you guys have an instagram real reaction you want us to do make sure you
00:13:41.340 you put it in the discord link is in the description i love you guys and i'll see you next time