Pearl - Welcome To Instagram： Fakest Place On Earth

00:00:00.000 They label her based on a man's presence in her life.

00:00:02.740 Meanwhile, he's just missed her from birth to death.

00:00:05.720 That's not grammar.

00:00:06.720 That's patriarchy.

00:00:07.740 That's because we never do anything important.

00:00:09.760 So, I mean, just take the L.

00:00:11.480 What up, guys?

00:00:12.380 Welcome to my reaction series.

00:00:14.040 Today, we are reacting to Instagram is not a real place.

00:00:17.060 Where I react to the treachery of Instagram, me and Doug MPA send each other reels.

00:00:21.240 And we decided that we think that you guys should be a part of the reels.

00:00:26.320 So, if you want to be a part of that, join the Discord.

00:00:29.040 and you too can send reels to the discord and be a part of what i react to every single week

00:00:34.180 uh we are starting with oh this guy's funny um marvin goodley all right let's see what he's got

00:00:40.260 to say my mother figure told me women be tripping and don't think that they're tripping that's why 0.99

00:00:45.100 they think men are crazy so you're sitting here trying to negotiate with a woman that is mentally 1.00

00:00:49.100 off most of these women that we're talking to on a day-to-day they have issues we don't think they 1.00

00:00:53.320 have issues so every single time you try to correct them all of a sudden now they're saying

00:00:57.280 that you're basically villainizing them right when it's in essence they truly are the villain

00:01:02.380 they are the villain think about how many good men in this world have literally gone bad because

00:01:07.120 of trying to do the right thing for a woman trying to be there for her pour everything into her but

00:01:11.480 she appreciative does she give back no she doesn't care these women once they use and abuse you 1.00

00:01:16.020 they're on to their next victim they don't care they're users abusers aggressors then they're 0.99

00:01:20.840 always going to play the victim role of oh i'm just a girl come on bro you're just a demon you 0.83

00:01:26.100 just put my homeboy into like suicidal depression like what are we talking about so you have to 0.75

00:01:30.760 realize these women are not going to change for you you can only align yourself with women that

00:01:34.280 already have been raised the right way to trust fun baddies only trust fun even trust fun baddies

00:01:40.520 they can be absolute brats so let's keep going so we're clear when men say they like women who 1.00

00:01:45.780 don't wear a lot of makeup this is what they're referring to this is a full face no they're 0.72

00:01:50.220 referring to women 50 pounds lighter than you so makeup this is foundation concealer contour blush

00:01:56.580 highlighter now men are look at as a woman you just you know more than men right you know the

00:02:03.140 level of attention you get um when you're makeup free and when you have no and when you have makeup

00:02:09.160 on men do like makeup they prefer a light look that is not a light look um yeah but you get

00:02:15.480 approach to way more when you make outer brows eyeshadow mascara lip liner lip gloss this is a

00:02:21.940 full face when men say what they like in women i don't really take it that seriously no offense

00:02:26.180 guys uh because it's like when men say oh it's not always about looks i'm like yeah when you got

00:02:31.580 burned by the hot chick like five times but you had to go get burned by the hot i don't really

00:02:36.040 take it that seriously i don't really take what women say they like that seriously either

00:02:39.800 um but so i'm sorry fellas um or they'll be like oh i just want to like i want x y and z or you

00:02:47.760 know like they'll say oh i have these high standards blah blah blah not all men but

00:02:51.400 there's like a category and then the second a hot chick flirts with them they fold immediately

00:02:55.700 of makeup they just don't like bright colors just so we're clear when men say they like women who

00:03:01.720 yeah i mean that would still be a little heavy the look i'm talking about okay let's see her 0.99

00:03:06.400 Full marriage doesn't just happen.

00:03:08.640 It takes time.

00:03:09.480 This is the worst feeling.

00:03:11.560 Do you, Doug Hayner, take Jamie Otis to be your wife?

00:03:14.600 I do.

00:03:15.620 Do you take Doug Hayner as your lawfully wedded husband for now and forevermore?

00:03:19.920 I am so scared.

00:03:21.580 Spoiler alert, we're still married.

00:03:23.680 Give the nice guy a chance, even if you're not attracted to him.

00:03:26.360 Trust me on this one.

00:03:27.460 Oh, my God.

00:03:28.360 Why do women do this? 1.00

00:03:30.560 Look at ladies. 1.00

00:03:31.600 Part of life, many women marry men they're not attracted to.

00:03:36.140 Okay.

00:03:36.400 women enter the game at 20 and the goal every woman has is to get a guy out of their league 1.00

00:03:41.780 and they they shoot for it and sometimes they get it and sometimes they don't it's to marry chad

00:03:45.960 and um if you did not get a chad it's time to die with the lie and you convince that man 0.97

00:03:54.400 that he is chad to you and if he's not chad to you you need to die with that that needs to be 0.98

00:04:00.900 something you take to your grave the same way um when you're like 50 and your husband's not 0.99

00:04:06.220 attracted to you anymore and he's like he's just an old ugly broad i have a hard time you know 0.95

00:04:11.840 getting hard he says oh it's me it's erectile dysfunction and i need viagra when really um 0.98

00:04:18.800 if there was a 20 year old in the room he would have no but because he loves you he's gonna lie 0.96

00:04:23.340 to you i think we need to normalize um the problem is women have the worst type of lies right it's 1.00

00:04:29.280 like I didn't fuck everybody in the town. I didn't bang that guy or that guy. I'm not cheated. Like 1.00

00:04:36.640 that's the lies we tell. But the lies we should, you know, try to input are you're the best I ever

00:04:43.260 had. That's a great lie. There's nobody like you. Great lie. You're so hot, baby. You're so hot,

00:04:48.840 daddy. Do you know what I mean? It's like, those are not bad lies to implement. The issue is we

00:04:56.040 choose the worst things to lie about like i'm not anti-lying right because i think that some things

00:05:02.120 can be true and we just don't need to know like my ex was better in bed that you can just die with

00:05:08.760 you can die that's your burden as a woman right um women we feel guilty and we have all these

00:05:14.600 feelings about all these things and if we lived like a crazy life you know um the men do not

00:05:21.480 need to know every detail okay they don't like why torture him with that okay and i'm not attracted

00:05:29.280 to you i married the nice guy i mean let's let's lie i think we need to lie a little bit not only

00:05:36.540 did you not lie um like you also are telling everybody like it would be like a man coming

00:05:42.200 out and saying oh do you know what i wanted a hotter girl but you know this was the only one 1.00

00:05:47.060 that would treat me right so now I love her but you know I could have did better does everyone

00:05:53.360 need to know that even if it's true does she even need to know that and honestly if she's telling if

00:05:58.060 he's telling her that does he even love her and that's how I feel about these women with their 1.00

00:06:02.120 husbands it's like do you even love him if you're telling him that maybe I'm just fucking delusional 0.72

00:06:08.020 but like dating story time and learning to be more selective with your energy okay so I exchanged

00:06:15.700 numbers with a man yesterday because he asked me for my number and i was like oh cute just cut it

00:06:22.500 so i gave him my number and we were chatting for a little bit and then he sends me the message and

00:06:27.700 it says would you mind sending me some photos so i know you're not a catfish yo i immediately was

00:06:33.220 appalled repelled i wanted to throw up in my mouth the sagittarius wanted to send him a puke emoji 0.77

00:06:40.020 this is like a little bit of a i mean that's okay like if you're catfish i mean puke what is wrong 0.97

00:06:47.520 with me i'm turned off now you just turn me the fuck off because number one my profile has a 0.99

00:06:53.720 fucking verified badge bitch so i'm not a catfish number two my social media is linked bitch so 1.00

00:07:00.580 what are we doing like i don't know if y'all are just like dumb or maybe i just operate on another 1.00

00:07:06.180 level of like fucking intelligence let me calm down that's the sagittarius it's the fire it's 0.99

00:07:11.920 the fire that just wants to go to the beach i chose to just quietly exit this one okay that's 0.99

00:07:16.860 just that's an overreaction okay patriarchy always ruins my day i doubt it i promise you i'm not

00:07:23.000 trying to ruin your day but i just saw this song now i have to share miss mrs miss they label her

00:07:28.120 based on a man's presence in her life meanwhile he's just missed her from birth to death that's

00:07:33.440 not grammar that's patriarchy that's because we never do anything important so i mean just take

00:07:38.320 the l if we did important things then they would be our like you know sir whatever but we do nothing

00:07:44.440 important so we have to attach with the men okay let's see what's next we got this chopped woman 1.00

00:07:49.740 here i was 19 i dated a 33 year old man and every year of my life i am still not 33 and i think

00:07:58.440 about that this year i always retrospectively take back and hooked up with a guy who was 25

00:08:05.360 and it was noticeable i he had so much energy in a way that i don't even he was like skibbity doing

00:08:14.960 you know what i mean if a night energy you lose over time it's something you don't even notice

00:08:20.100 but then over time you'll meet someone young and they're so happy and full of life and you're like

00:08:25.440 huh i'm 28 right now if they don't have that anymore 18 year olds came up to me i'd be like

00:08:32.300 oh are you lost do you need me to call your mom because that's a kid and i'm not saying that the

00:08:38.040 guy that hooked up with me was a but but it's so crazy uh but he kind of was it's like they say he

00:08:45.420 wasn't a pedophile but women get power and victimhood so they can just be a victim even 1.00

00:08:50.280 if at the time they're like i'm enjoying this i'm not a victim at all i'm happily consenting then

00:08:54.800 later let's say oh i was a victim it was at the minimum a cry for help so um if you're watching

00:09:01.760 this 33 year old he's now probably what i can't do math dead okay he's like in his 40s you know

00:09:09.120 all dads are raising their daughters to have the complete opposite of daddy issues like you know

00:09:15.040 how people used to say oh she has daddy issues basically insinuating that she has terrible taste 1.00

00:09:20.240 in men because her dad never showed her affection well now the problem is opposite these girls are 1.00

00:09:26.960 growing up with dads who treat their daughters like royalty yeah they raise bra their standards

00:09:33.280 are insane and i freaking love it yeah no um again it's not they for how hot their daughters are 1.00

00:09:41.760 they always are training them to ask for way too much girl dads hype they oh they're trying

00:09:48.000 like it's not a good thing um but they have no idea that's some men with this one but the reason

00:09:53.040 some of y'all's grandparents stayed together so long the reason their marriages did the test of

00:09:57.120 time and their generation and blah blah blah is because the women were financially trapped when 1.00

00:10:01.440 a woman makes her own money the only thing a man can really offer that's true um i know a lot of 0.99

00:10:06.560 people like they kind of cope when i say this uh but we i don't look at what people say like i think

00:10:13.120 rachel wilson love her disagree with this um she'll quote something saying like the women 1.00

00:10:19.040 didn't even want to vote or whatever from the 20s and and like that's still she's smarter than me 0.99

00:10:25.120 not calling her dumb but that's being dumb enough in that regard um to listen to what women say and 0.98

00:10:30.960 women can say anything but the fact of the matter is um as soon as women got power they took it and 1.00

00:10:36.480 just kept on going or is how he treats her and not all y'all's grandmothers have that that's why

00:10:41.360 there's a male loneliness epidemic i'm gonna have time all right let's see what's next no the male

00:10:46.640 loneliness epidemic is because women are not meant to reproduce with most men when women are given 0.68

00:10:52.160 the choice we go into polygamy meaning we share men when men are given the choice they go into

00:10:56.960 monogamy because more men would prefer one woman because when women choose a lot of men are left

00:11:01.520 with none and that's kind of what we're defaulting to now so it is show of hands or the comments or

00:11:07.120 whatever how many of you got held in contempt during your divorce and then had your ex ask

00:11:14.240 the judge for jail time i know i'm not the only one i got served just like on tv after my ex filed

00:11:20.960 a motion to hold me in contempt and ask the judge to give me six months in jail oh that's awesome

00:11:28.320 I took our child on a pre-separation, pre-divorce filing, agreed upon planned event.

00:11:39.200 Yeah, but what did you do to bring him to that?

00:11:41.900 For his sports team.

00:11:44.240 I mean, the horrors.

00:11:45.920 I think anybody with a little bit of logic can see that what my ex did was weaponizing family court.

00:11:56.020 if you don't know my ex had been charged with child abuse and i was the sole caregiver for

00:12:02.320 our three children and during that time he asked the judge to put me in jail for letting our kid

00:12:08.560 play sports what did you do to lead him to that though okay we got another one so after a few

00:12:14.020 months of seeing each other i had the most female comedians are never funny low stakes conversation 1.00

00:12:19.520 with him uh we had we'd been seeing each other a few times but we only saw each other twice a month

00:12:24.160 and so i was like look i really enjoy getting to know you i'm curious to see where things might go

00:12:28.480 i'd like to see you more often so low pressure and he said oh i like seeing you once every two

00:12:36.260 weeks and i said nothing i died because that's insane that's an insane thing to say to a woman 1.00

00:12:42.840 no that's um pretty i mean that's like men are honest then women crash out i mean he's

00:12:49.500 really saying lose 20 pounds and we could maybe be serious this man clearly does not care about me

00:12:54.940 this is just about sex which is fine if he had just been honest but i was like all right like

00:12:59.260 all matches energy right like i'm not gonna respond to text i'm not i'm gonna make plans

00:13:03.420 with other people who cares and that's where the tables really turn so now and so after a few

00:13:09.500 months of seeing each other i had the most low stakes conversation with him uh we had we'd been

00:13:15.260 been seeing each other a few times but we only saw each other twice a month and so i was like look

00:13:19.340 i really enjoyed getting to know you i'm curious damn damn well but you still saw him i bet the

00:13:25.500 man this that man had his kids every other weekend yeah anyways i don't really know what she's going 1.00

00:13:31.980 with i don't know where she's going with that but all right guys um let me know what you think of

00:13:36.220 the comments and if you guys have an instagram real reaction you want us to do make sure you

00:13:41.340 you put it in the discord link is in the description i love you guys and i'll see you next time

Pearl - March 31, 2026

Welcome To Instagram： Fakest Place On Earth

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