Pearl - September 03, 2025


Whatever Podcast Bimbos Say They Would REJECT Andrew Wilson


Episode Stats


Length

9 minutes

Words per minute

162.52588

Word count

1,570

Sentence count

10

Harmful content

Misogyny

8

sentences flagged

Toxicity

8

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Hate speech

10

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Summary

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Would you have dated andrew wilson when he was in his prime back in the day? Do you think women would have dated him if he was that hot back then, or do you think they would date him now?

Transcript

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00:00:00.000 i think i was 19. you would go on to be debating hoes on podcasts from getting to cooking them 0.99
00:00:08.400 okay what up guys welcome to my reaction series today we are reacting to andrew wilson i guess
00:00:14.240 he was a giga chat back in the day i i don't know why andrew wilson's a giga chat now what
00:00:21.200 are they talking about um so anyways i just wanted to see what this clip's about so we're
00:00:26.560 gonna watch it we're friends with the wilson's over here so let's see before i get into the next
00:00:31.760 thing uh andrew um andrew was a very handsome man when he was younger so i want to bring it back to
00:00:39.120 age gap dating really quick though maybe you know andrew he's he's older now but would you guys date
00:00:44.800 him when he was in his prime yeah let's see a photo pictures by the way twitch.tv what the
00:00:52.560 there's no way where did that come from bro why does he look like my brother wait how did why is
00:00:58.640 that even wait what happened what were you just like yanking it to to him back there or what my
00:01:05.360 brother why was he pulled up bro because he looks just like it oh like andrew okay pull up andrews
00:01:11.040 pull up andrews oh my gosh wow andrew was a giga chad uh hey i can kind of see it so andrew how old were
00:01:21.040 you here uh i think i think i was 19 19. you would go on to be debating hoes on podcasts 0.96
00:01:31.280 from getting the host to cooking them okay all right going around the table would you date
00:01:38.560 andrew wilson starting with you maybe you mean 19 year old andrew yeah 19 year old okay what about you
00:01:45.040 just based off looks just off looks like don't disregard his feminist personality
00:01:53.040 no i'm sorry andrew light that cigarette up andrew light it up no no what about you i mean i had way 0.85
00:01:59.600 hotter chicks than you so oh oh my god he annihilated her as most of you know i have been fighting on the 0.67
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00:03:52.480 by the way andrew i mean did you see me did you see me back then i mean come on i was way out of your
00:03:57.440 league yeah when you were in your prime i believe way out of your feet we weren't even the same by the
00:04:03.760 way andrew somebody sent earlier on somebody sent in the tts asking if the girls would date me and
00:04:10.160 they were all brutal they were all brutal so you can excoriate all the girls i have no problem whatsoever go 1.00
00:04:17.680 ahead uh would you date young andrew wilson and pull the picture back up yeah one more time 0.57
00:04:23.920 she needs it fresh she needs it yeah okay yeah oh wait say that one more time yeah yeah yeah
00:04:37.680 okay uh what about you no is it because is it because he's white 0.99
00:04:41.520 no oh come on back then back then i would have been like who's this dorky chick with 0.99
00:04:49.680 these coat bottle glasses get her out of here get this chick out of here a friend of mine would 1.00
00:04:53.920 have come over and been like this is my friend you know tanya or whatever and i'd have been like
00:04:57.760 get this chick away from me what are you doing what are you doing you should ask what girl at the 1.00
00:05:02.720 table would he have dated back then then look at you now it looks like she's wearing my mom's glasses 0.59
00:05:09.840 what are you doing what's that look at you now oh boy
00:05:18.640 he's still probably better looking than you chick 0.98
00:05:21.040 are you waiting for me yeah oh i thought you're gonna point me out um in high school yes i would
00:05:32.240 but probably not not in my age now or my type now yeah the redheads always did adore me that's oh 1.00
00:05:39.760 that's fair that's fair all right what about you um i would only say no because you look you remind
00:05:45.280 me of my brother you kind of really look like my brother in that picture i know so then i'd be like
00:05:53.200 i'm just not attracted to my brother so andrew do you have anything more to say to this girl in the
00:05:57.360 corner over here you have anything else why i don't know i don't know you mean you mean the urkel
00:06:03.600 chick over there i don't it's like the one i don't know where does this self-esteem come from
00:06:08.160 in that picture right it was soon after high school why would you pass a girl like you by in
00:06:16.800 the hallway and just scoffed at you you wouldn't you you weren't in my league what are you thinking
00:06:21.920 look at you and look at that picture of me not even the same universe why do we feel the need to like
00:06:28.000 insult the women who said no why are you getting so far i need to give and pass such harsh judgments
00:06:35.840 towards the why did they have to pass such harsh judgment on my 19 year old they just said no
00:06:42.080 that guy in that picture is very sensitive this is why you're not married
00:06:46.240 he's very very sensitive young man yeah he is married
00:06:51.520 bring the wife in what about you at the age that i am now now too young what about when you were 0.80
00:07:10.160 younger when you've gone for him yeah probably he's on sometimes you get a fat girl that has some 0.98
00:07:16.400 humility then i would have breaking up by now into the mic uh yeah probably but i would have breaking
00:07:21.840 up by now why because the way he looked no because the way he looks now oh oh ben yeah
00:07:34.160 i think that's fair brutal morgan what's up but you would have been you would have been sol because i
00:07:40.000 didn't date big girls so i just it would have been so well she's not big okay well i think he's
00:07:49.760 attractive but um i don't know i don't know sorry if i wasn't taken yes now i want to throw my hat
00:08:01.520 into the ring here i found oh my i i'm not going to do it for less than a champagne pop i found a video
00:08:07.840 video of me at 22. this is like 2012 shirtless uh posing into a 480p webcam
00:08:20.800 in my small ass bedroom with my karate belts hanging in the back
00:08:28.560 i should bring up my 18 year old pics see it i'm only doing it for a champagne pop i will only play 0.74
00:08:36.960 this video for a champagne pop please someone give that champagne but it's me flexing for me the 0.98
00:08:44.960 other day at that same age where i was playing the guitar and roasting my sister and it's fucking 0.99
00:08:50.800 hilarious so i'll see that and match it i think five champagne is what about one champagne pop for
00:08:56.560 mine oh no no way i'm releasing that for less than five five champagne okay all right um but yeah it's a
00:09:02.960 video i'm cringing i'm like cringy flexing into a web all right oh that's pretty funny i'm actually
00:09:12.560 not a 610 girl i should watch some different day all right guys make sure you like the video on your
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00:09:21.360 what did you think in the comments i think most of the girls they were capping they probably would 1.00
00:09:26.000 have dated andrew back in the day um so like the video subscribe and i'll see you next time