Pearl - Why Are Church Women So Chopped？

00:00:00.000 I had to get on stream, my ninjas.

00:00:04.020 I had to get on stream, okay?

00:00:08.960 There comes a time in life when you just have something to say.

00:00:16.980 You have something to say, you know?

00:00:19.700 There's times where I don't have things to say, you know?

00:00:24.900 during the day i'll just sit and i'll say nothing hard to believe i know

00:00:33.080 but right now i have a very important announcement you know

00:00:38.040 so i come i run to my computer i run i had to run to my computer but i'm not going to get into

00:00:47.600 the episode until i get at least 100 likes on this video you ninjas need to like i am tired

00:00:53.160 of you guys not liking okay this is kind of random i think that's i think that's a reasonable ask

00:01:05.320 hit the like button

00:01:12.040 okay

00:01:12.280 now i think before i get into the topic i'm not going to get into the topic until i get the likes 0.83

00:01:23.680 i think i need to give my credentials i i am credentialed okay i am not just some bitch 0.57

00:01:30.360 that rolled off the street with an opinion i have researched my opinion 0.89

00:01:36.000 hours and hours and hours and hours and hours of research into my opinion

00:01:41.960 Now, number one, let's just talk about me. I mean, let's fuck it, right? I don't need to talk 1.00

00:01:49.980 about you guys. I don't want to hear shit about you. Me, me, me, me, me, me, me. All about me, 1.00

00:01:58.220 not you, me, not you, me. Simp epidemic, I know, and you can simp right here. Tonight,

00:02:09.020 I am allowing the simping in the chat

00:02:11.820 I am allowing it

00:02:14.040 You can do 0.99

00:02:15.440 I usually ban yo asses 1.00

00:02:17.400 I say take yo simp asses home 1.00

00:02:21.040 But today you can simp 0.96

00:02:22.360 Today the simping is allowed 1.00

00:02:25.740 I will talk my shit 1.00

00:02:30.540 Now 1.00

00:02:33.460 First of all

00:02:35.440 I'm not drunk

00:02:37.100 Okay I'm not drunk 1.00

00:02:37.860 I need to stop being so reactive to the damn chat. 0.99

00:02:40.600 Enter my frame. 1.00

00:02:41.740 Damn it. 1.00

00:02:42.300 Okay. 1.00

00:02:44.440 Yeah, you can simp and simp you will.

00:02:51.080 No, no, we can.

00:02:52.260 We're allowing it today.

00:02:53.320 Today's a special day.

00:02:55.620 Today is a special day.

00:02:57.860 I'm allowing it because this is an important message.

00:03:01.100 This is a very important message, okay?

00:03:04.260 Number one, I have 20 years of Catholic school experience.

00:03:07.860 i i went to catholic school and i went there every single day

00:03:14.580 now a lot of the catholics come back at me and say pearl you don't know catholics and it's 0.99

00:03:24.260 always catholics that have been catholic less time than i was catholic fuck you 0.99

00:03:30.820 really i don't know just spent my entire life you're right 0.99

00:03:37.540 you're five minutes okay you're five minutes of catholicism

00:03:42.500 okay so 20 years of catholic school

00:03:48.020 that's number one

00:03:54.420 number two i go to churches every sunday and i interview catholic women sorry not catholic i

00:04:03.100 interview religious women at different churches so i've had the pleasure of seeing what churches

00:04:10.600 what um

00:04:12.040 i've had the pleasure of seeing all the people going in and out of church okay

00:04:19.620 I've also witnessed all the right-wing people for years, right?

00:04:34.920 I've watched all the commentators.

00:04:43.000 Please, if you want me to comment on that, you're going to have to pay me.

00:04:46.320 if anyone's got questions save it for the end of the stream i have i have something to say today i do

00:04:54.600 so okay do we get 100 likes on the video 0.57

00:05:01.500 200 watching 79 likes that's some bullshit i'll sit here in silence 0.51

00:05:12.180 i have a lot to say but you know i haven't been streaming because i don't get enough super chats 0.63

00:05:28.920 apparently brokies watch my channel it's very it's hard to stay motivated okay i'll sit here

00:05:37.740 in silence. I'll sit here in silence until I at least get my fricking likes today. Isn't about 0.76

00:05:44.140 the money. It is not about the money. Now I stream. If I have something on my mind, this is not about

00:05:53.600 the money. You're right. I will be silent.

00:06:07.740 all right 100 likes i'll i'll break i'll break now i have an important announcement

00:06:29.420 so i've been going i've been going to these churches for a few um

00:06:34.940 a few months now maybe like two months

00:06:39.740 and i recently had an observation i'm like looking around and i've been going to these

00:06:50.720 these churches and i've been doing the interviews twenty dollars thank you for the super chat women

00:06:57.060 have minds this knowledge is worth twenty dollars thank you okay that might motivate me to stream

00:07:03.920 tomorrow hey if i get if i get 200 bucks tonight tomorrow i'll do a stream on white guys and why

00:07:13.140 um why we need to put them in charge

00:07:15.520 i'll also talk about how i like men with a little flavor a little flavor it's like

00:07:22.780 sue me you know what i mean anyways doesn't mean i want them in charge

00:07:26.680 yeah I've been to more churches in two months than I've been in two years so okay let me give

00:07:42.160 you guys let me let me start from the beginning and what what made me want to talk about this 0.99

00:07:48.240 tonight i need to oh pearl stay on topic stupid stupid stupid ah so i go 0.99

00:08:00.420 all right i became a youtuber five years ago a tick tock youtuber that's when i started my 0.99

00:08:07.880 media career it's been a while since i've had a real job and i have interviewed so many different

00:08:12.980 types of people i can't even tell you all of the different places that i've gone to

00:08:17.120 to film content. I've done a hundred days of rejection therapy when I was in my early twenties.

00:08:22.600 I used to do relationship quizzes. I went to the hood of Milwaukee, interviewed people on

00:08:27.780 the basketball court. I went to London. I did interviews there. I went to Ireland. I did

00:08:35.060 interviews there. I have done so many interviews. I did a panel show where a thousand women came

00:08:41.240 onto my show in a year and talked about relationships and dating. And I, I have,

00:08:48.960 I can look at a crowd and I, I can profile, okay, a restaurant and say what type of person

00:08:56.020 they're trying to sell to for the most part. I can, um, I can go in and usually guess someone's

00:09:09.440 age demographic breakdown whatever

00:09:18.400 and it just dawned on me today

00:09:22.720 that for years i i would argue with these conservative commentators and i would say

00:09:26.880 marriage is a bad deal for men because no matter where you get the woman from she's gonna screw

00:09:30.560 you and all of these commentators said pearl you're just interviewing the wrong woman 0.76

00:09:35.860 You need to go to church and interview the right women.

00:09:38.740 And I went to the churches.

00:09:41.160 And I interviewed women at churches. 1.00

00:09:45.240 And I couldn't help but notice that all the women at churches are chopped or old. 1.00

00:09:54.340 Fellas, you need to go get your wife. 1.00

00:09:56.760 Go to a festival. 1.00

00:09:58.520 That is where you will find your trad wife. 0.99

00:10:00.860 They are not at the churches. 1.00

00:10:05.820 Chopped.

00:10:07.980 Now, this isn't to be insulting.

00:10:12.060 I, myself, spent a lot of time at churches in my early 20s, but do you know what I am?

00:10:17.720 Chopped.

00:10:18.920 It takes a chopped to know a chopped.

00:10:22.300 Chopped, chopped, chopped.

00:10:25.040 And if they are hot, they're old.

00:10:30.100 Old.

00:10:30.660 Old.

00:10:34.960 the definition of chopped. Okay. Let's, let's, let's go into definition

00:10:42.220 unattractive, ugly, or looking rough. Okay.

00:10:51.380 Now let me, I know I'm not the ugly. I give myself shit. Cause it's just easier. 1.00

00:10:56.440 Um, my fans, you know, all the fans, Doug MPA, by the way, guys, Doug MPA has been calling people.

00:11:03.300 you want doug mpa to call you um you sign up in the google form and you could potentially go to

00:11:08.020 dinner with me you will have to pay though it's not free um my face is growing on you wow wow

00:11:17.620 that's so so nice of you now look i've been doing these interviews okay we're gonna go to my channel 1.00

00:11:25.940 here and we're just gonna go here and this is from now look both of these women 1.00

00:11:35.380 chopped right they're not the ugliest women these are some of the better looking women 1.00

00:11:38.980 at churches but that's a bad sign that's a bad sign to be what and they said that

00:11:47.540 they're not interested in dating how could you guys not be interested in dating okay 0.77

00:11:52.020 okay they're old right they're in their 20s and late 20s early 30s i am too right hypocritical

00:12:01.060 i'm sure chopped c-h-o-p-p-e-d and i'm like where are the hot women at the churches

00:12:10.820 where are the hot women michael knowles has been saying get your trad wife at church 0.56

00:12:18.060 Go to church. 1.00

00:12:19.620 Find your trad wife. 1.00

00:12:21.880 And I've been at your churches, and I'm only finding chopped bitches. 1.00

00:12:28.520 And you know where I found some hot young women that actually gave trad wife answers? 1.00

00:12:32.960 Dressed like sluts. 1.00

00:12:34.560 Going to an E! Japanese concert. 1.00

00:12:38.180 That was the highest quality woman I found. 1.00

00:12:41.220 Stay the hell out of church. 1.00

00:12:42.660 Go to bars, clubs. 1.00

00:12:48.120 Bars, clubs, go to a festival and do some drugs and find your trad wife. 1.00

00:12:57.040 If she's 19, she's only been doing drugs for two years. 1.00

00:13:01.640 She could stop that.

00:13:02.700 That's not that long. 0.99

00:13:05.540 And if they are hot, they've done some crazy shit in the past. 0.99

00:13:10.520 Let me keep showing you. 0.99

00:13:12.740 So look, I go to a nice little festival. 0.99

00:13:16.060 look at the church women are gonna cheat anyway right this girl's cute this is this is a football 1.00

00:13:23.200 game right cute girl right she'll cheat she'll cheat on your ass that's gonna happen dad is gonna 1.00

00:13:33.840 happen and the men are pretty chopped too i'm not gonna lie to you guys there's like one or 0.99

00:13:43.680 two chads in the church that all the women are probably hoping maybe he considers them someday,

00:13:49.100 but it's pretty chopped. Let me, let me keep going. Where are these other ones?

00:14:01.940 Now, this was the hottest woman I interviewed. Gave completely feminist answers, right? 1.00

00:14:08.160 i would say this is the hottest one late 20s right we wanted her 10 years ago where is she 1.00

00:14:14.760 look at a lot of the men will take her and that's what the men in the church do they take 0.98

00:14:18.720 them they're like fine i'll do it let's go to the

00:14:21.800 all right let's chopped i liked her no offense woman no offense you were you were actually nice 1.00

00:14:35.020 lady, but chopped, chopped, right? It was mostly men. Let's keep going. 1.00

00:15:05.020 oh here's the next one 1.00

00:15:22.060 and by the way the one hot girl in church you guys are never gonna get her 1.00

00:15:25.980 here we go chopped right chopped fat 0.79

00:15:35.020 she was really nice but chopped okay we're just we got to be real chopped chopped

00:15:42.660 oh she wasn't bad see there's your one non-chop but right 1.00

00:15:52.500 but look at look at how many chopped women we had to get for a cute woman 1.00

00:15:56.680 okay so let's let's go to let's just go to 1.00

00:16:03.100 let me go on a different tab and we're going to look up instagram

00:16:08.460 what are we going to do fast coachella let's look up

00:16:15.440 let's look up pictures from coachella

00:16:20.600 all right you know what i'm just gonna

00:16:23.580 all right 1.00

00:16:29.340 share this tab look at there's three trad wives right there 1.00

00:16:37.660 three women hotter than all the women and now i know what you're saying right but pearl but pearl 0.97

00:16:47.200 why not just date women for their character

00:16:54.120 why not why not just date women um

00:17:00.180 you know i want to i want to hire character woman i want a woman that's that's okay does 0.99

00:17:11.700 she really have character if she's not hot enough to compete at coachella is that really character

00:17:17.020 and if the if the church is accepting women with only fans is that is that character thank you ten 0.83

00:17:27.640 dollar super chat i've interviewed women left and right and i have never seen more chopped women than

00:17:35.800 i have seen at churches and the men are pretty chopped i'm not even gonna lie to you guys it 0.93

00:17:42.920 just seems like the uggos go to church. There's a few Chad's and Stacey's, right? There's

00:17:54.780 a few. I'm not going to discount. There are some. But that just seems to be the way they

00:18:06.640 go. Would a hot woman date a man for his character only? No. I'll go up for, yeah, look, I'm kind of

00:18:15.260 an uggo too, you know? If I was hot enough to compete at Coachella when I was young,

00:18:20.260 I'd like to think I wouldn't do it. Ninja, I'm there. I'm there.

00:18:27.640 you don't find wife material yeah so fellas i'm going to talk about places better to find 0.99

00:18:37.320 wife material than church and you can put them in the chat

00:18:40.800 the places that are better than church to find wife material 0.99

00:18:47.580 country thunder 0.83

00:18:50.560 coachella 1.00

00:18:54.400 if you're not religious stay away from religious women i would stay away from religious women 1.00

00:19:07.440 altogether actually 1.00

00:19:08.720 so better places to find a wife than church coachella burning man

00:19:19.420 country thunder a k-pop festival 1.00

00:19:25.940 a laundry mat grocery stores rehab i would recommend rehab more than the women at church

00:19:39.720 because at least they'll come with some humility and if anything goes wrong you have an uno reverse 0.94

00:19:45.400 card you can say i got you out of rehab i got you out of rehab

00:20:01.400 the beach the produce department you could bail a out of jail 0.93

00:20:07.720 and that would be a better option than the women at church at this rate 1.00

00:20:15.400 dating apps 1.00

00:20:20.600 yeah rehab women are trying to improve themselves 0.99

00:20:25.720 the gym

00:20:29.580 yeah goodwill right i'm gonna keep going

00:20:45.400 sex addicts anonymous that would be a great place fellas alcoholics anonymous again the drive to 0.52

00:20:57.720 improve. Prison. Yeah. You want to find a bitch on a farm. Good luck. A state park. 0.75

00:21:24.300 a homeless shelter would be better. 0.99

00:21:30.180 She's not going to make you move into her house. 1.00

00:21:32.020 She'll move right into yours. 0.99

00:21:45.520 Prison crosses the line for you, maybe. 0.98

00:21:49.120 For you. 1.00

00:21:50.840 At her job.

00:21:52.120 working in um the service in just industry

00:21:57.640 yeah the dog is eating a bone guys be eating a bone

00:22:05.960 a church is supposed to be the hospital sick people you need help 0.64

00:22:11.300 do you really want to find your wife in the er that's what i'm saying 0.96

00:22:14.640 that's what i'm saying look the women in church just in my interviews most of them have a reason 0.99

00:22:22.060 to be in church. 1.00

00:22:25.880 Waffle House would be a better place to find a wife. 1.00

00:22:29.620 She doesn't need expensive food. 1.00

00:22:32.860 She is okay with going to Waffle House for your first date.

00:22:37.000 And you could say, honey, honey, for our anniversary, we're going to go to Waffle House. 0.84

00:22:52.060 the unemployment office humility right she's at rock bottom and you can pick her right up

00:23:04.040 the welfare office the airport the domestic violence window at the courthouse 0.90

00:23:22.060 at this rate only fans what's the difference if the girl's on only fans at least she's bringing 1.00

00:23:31.740 an income to your household she can bring in the bacon where the women at church think they're too 1.00

00:23:39.020 good to work and they're entitled to a lifetime of staying home 1.00

00:23:43.480 find your wife 0.98

00:24:02.140 anywhere but church

00:24:03.780 Instagram

00:24:04.580 and here's the thing

00:24:11.860 i've been gaslit about this for years and i want to talk about the people that have 1.00

00:24:16.820 gaslit me about this i'm naming names tonight lauren chen that's one bitch 1.00

00:24:25.060 that's one that loves to sell purity loves to sell purity 1.00

00:24:32.820 we all know you were banging white guys at your college before you made your simp husband wait 1.00

00:24:38.180 one we all know like we know it right and um she just has the makings to be a really good 1.00

00:24:45.220 karen one day i can just see it in her future i just see it she already nags the public she nags 1.00

00:24:52.020 me i roast her in the inbox she puts it prior public she's got it she's a tattletale right 1.00

00:24:58.900 just them and for years you know she said but pearl you're just interviewing the wrong types of women 1.00

00:25:05.460 so i went to the church i went to the churches and i conclude that you ladies are worse 1.00

00:25:13.900 you ladies are a thousand percent worse and i i could have told you that from interacting with 1.00

00:25:21.840 you all and your personalities yes because here's the thing when you go with church women 1.00

00:25:27.840 they're much more concerned about their reputation right so it's just constant stories

00:25:36.460 about how awesome they are and you just have to listen to them constantly just talking about 0.80

00:25:41.640 i'm amazing i'm awesome and they do it in a subtle way right and then also they nag you 1.00

00:25:49.560 you can't say bitch shut the fuck up to a church woman i bet your only fans bitch wouldn't talk 1.00

00:25:56.560 back. The OnlyFans woman is used to pimps. At least the pimp is in a position of authority, right? 1.00

00:26:10.920 The church women, imagine if you said, shut the fuck up, bitch. 1.00

00:26:15.720 How would most ladies in church respond? And I could say this because I go to the church and I 1.00

00:26:21.360 ask their husbands if they could tell their wives to shut up. And what do they say? Oh,

00:26:25.520 oh, well, I wouldn't say it like that. Why not? Why not? Why couldn't you say it like that?

00:26:36.860 Why not? 1.00

00:26:37.600 you got candace let's let's just take all the e-girls right and let's talk about their 1.00

00:26:57.420 personalities and their outcomes in life and just on paper 0.99

00:27:03.900 would you really want to date him

00:27:07.980 candace imagine you married you found candace ellens in church 0.52

00:27:14.020 you'd have to watch her get dragged to court and piss off the entire conservative party 1.00

00:27:21.320 imagine you think you're just getting this cute little black girl that talks all white 1.00

00:27:28.000 No. 1.00

00:27:28.660 Then the ghetto comes out at home. 0.99

00:27:32.700 Who else? 1.00

00:27:33.600 Who else?

00:27:38.540 We got... 1.00

00:27:39.580 We got Lauren Southern. 0.99

00:27:44.440 We got Lauren Southern, 1.00

00:27:45.860 who stole her ex-husband's kids. 0.99

00:27:57.840 has an incurable STD 0.91

00:28:04.840 and falsely accused half of the Conservative Party. 0.98

00:28:07.840 You can't tell me that's better.

00:28:15.840 You can't tell me that's better.

00:28:27.320 My dog's name is Ellie. Thank you for asking.

00:28:36.540 Also, if you're watching, please fill out the Google form in the description.

00:28:40.260 We are going to do events in the future, and I'd love to have you guys at them.

00:28:56.840 conservative women and women at church are actually more manipulative 0.99

00:29:03.640 because instead of listening to you and this has been consistent they listen to the pastor 0.75

00:29:10.300 and i think that's why the men are more chopped at church because you have men that want to listen 0.99

00:29:14.840 to another man and instead of man that understand bitches like imagine you have to listen to a man 1.00

00:29:20.700 that's got no bitches in in his life and never dealt with a bitch on how to handle your bitch 1.00

00:29:26.500 you'd be better with a pimp 1.00

00:29:29.040 bring the pimps 0.98

00:29:31.800 I'm actually I think I'm okay with pimps

00:29:34.080 as pastors because at least

00:29:35.920 the pimps would have the courage 1.00

00:29:37.740 to tell these hoes to shut up 1.00

00:29:39.740 right 1.00

00:29:40.200 I don't want the porn stars 1.00

00:29:46.140 in church but the pimps 0.99

00:29:48.080 I think I could welcome them 0.87

00:29:49.820 I would take a pimp over Michael

00:29:51.900 Moles I really would 1.00

00:29:56.500 On top of that, the women in church, you're going to have to convince all of her church friends that you're good enough for her. 1.00

00:30:06.260 In church, they don't let the women know that we're old, fat, used up sluts, good for nothing. 1.00

00:30:13.520 Instead, they say that we're empty vessels that are just so special and anything we do is our husband's fault. 0.98

00:30:21.200 and you're going to have to go convince the church

00:30:24.180 that you're good enough for the daughter

00:30:26.580 instead of them asking if she's good enough for you.

00:30:33.280 Yeah, you can get Erica Kirk, right?

00:30:36.060 And Erica Kirk has gotten a lot of, you know, 1.00

00:30:38.440 I'm actually going to leave her alone this week. 0.99

00:30:41.120 I think she's had enough. 1.00

00:30:43.280 I am going to, I'm going to leave her alone.

00:30:45.680 That, that, that is humility. 1.00

00:30:48.960 my buddy and i watched two movies back to back luckily woman's facing the tv sorry dumb joke 0.94

00:30:56.860 i don't get it 0.91

00:30:58.700 oh you want me to roast erica kirk pay me yeah pay me ninjas pay me fifty dollars and i'll do it

00:31:17.180 50. 0.98

00:31:18.800 Yeah. 0.95

00:31:20.220 You want me to roast a widow? 1.00

00:31:22.260 That's what you want. 0.91

00:31:23.760 For free.

00:31:24.960 The audacity. 0.98

00:31:36.540 They'll beat your head with a Bible.

00:31:39.640 And they'll subtly imply they're better than you constantly.

00:31:45.880 Constantly.

00:31:46.480 in backhanded ways i'm going to show you one of my favorite moments of my career

00:31:52.800 now actually

00:32:16.580 here we go or potential mothers that you have all right so let's

00:32:22.800 let's look at that let's let's pick all right so we got lauren do you think that as mothers or

00:32:29.820 potential mothers that you have responded never mind you jesus cross lip filler face full of

00:32:37.200 makeup i'm not hating right it looks good on her she looks good but is this really different you 0.85

00:32:43.440 know i i kind of expect the church women to have a modest appearance they never ability to i guess 0.97

00:32:49.060 behave in such a way where your child would be proud of you would you be upset if you have a

00:32:55.060 daughter and she does like how are your feelings with fans kind of related to so those are two

00:32:59.560 questions i think just like there's an appropriate way to talk to children about education i think

00:33:03.420 there's also an age-appropriate way to talk to children about work now would i care if my daughter

00:33:07.300 did this my only goal for my children is to be happy and healthy and kind people so i have no

00:33:12.100 intention of bringing children to the world so i can be proud of them or that they can align with

00:33:15.480 me and do everything i want people who have children to make them an extension of themselves

00:33:19.280 shouldn't have children so again if this is what my daughter does and she's happy and she's healthy

00:33:23.400 and she's safe go for it if she wants to be less controlling and they're both off they're both awful

00:33:31.320 but there's a case that could be made there's a case that could be made

00:33:39.980 there's a case 1.00

00:33:45.480 because remember one woman is so bored at home right she's so bored she's got a nag 1.00

00:33:58.000 only fans women you know what i mean you've got to think about how bored do 1.00

00:34:03.460 these women have to be at home to not be with their families

00:34:15.480 i think that's all i got on these christian women i think i said what i needed to say

00:34:45.480 Thank you.

00:35:15.480 Doug wants me to show the e-girl slideshow. 0.96

00:35:17.680 Hold on. 0.94

00:35:19.820 All right.

00:35:20.480 Let me see. 1.00

00:35:26.440 Right wing e-girls. 1.00

00:35:27.780 We're going to not chopped, not chopped, not chopped, chopped. 1.00

00:35:34.600 Oh, these are the hottest ones.

00:35:36.800 Notice how, well, unattractive, right? 1.00

00:35:41.240 None of these women are hot enough to make it in Hollywood. 1.00

00:35:44.160 that's why they're here chopped like i mean even the fact me or brett have careers in media 1.00

00:35:52.140 incredible such mids right former hot girl old oh see everyone's old that's the thing

00:36:01.640 um not chopped kind of chopped now

00:36:05.600 but then you gotta let's go through the what happens falsely accused husband

00:36:13.540 stole kids um probably will divorce someday didn't take good the didn't take the religion

00:36:22.680 of her husband nags the internet doesn't get enough drama at home got investigated for russian

00:36:29.520 money embezzling yeah good luck with that um was engaged and then banged another dude while making

00:36:37.020 guy wait till marriage diabolical um got into a lawsuit um with two lawsuits this year

00:36:46.540 then we got um this woman here is tommy lauren the number one draft pick out of creating drama

00:36:54.300 i don't think she's oh uh she did a 10 minute video about how men aren't good enough 1.00

00:36:59.980 um uses her family for clout you'll never have a private moment in your life um 1.00

00:37:07.020 i'm not going to roast her because because i like her um she she's she's off my chopping 1.00

00:37:15.780 block see these bitches this is the problem these bitches try to meet me they know i'm a nice person 1.00

00:37:21.800 right so they know if they meet me i'll take it easier on them i will not meet you bitches i will 1.00

00:37:31.800 not 1.00

00:37:32.360 I will not 0.75

00:37:35.880 you will be

00:37:38.060 these people on my

00:37:39.880 screen that I never meet

00:37:41.540 ah

00:37:56.040 ah

00:37:56.600 ah

00:38:01.800 well guys

00:38:12.960 that's all i got for you um i just i it had to be said

00:38:23.060 doug mpa i'll let you give any thoughts you have on this

00:38:26.760 um

00:38:32.440 doug mpa i sent you the link

00:38:44.440 is this the chopped calling the chopped black yes takes one to know one yes yes

00:38:52.520 sydney watson is on the list

00:38:54.120 gavin said i was stunning in person

00:38:58.780 oh i'm i'm flattered

00:39:04.760 doug mpa what's up my

00:39:09.680 what's up i want what's going on 500 bucks i will say the n word on stream i'll do it i don't care

00:39:21.300 i'm not doing it for free i am not doing it for free and here's the thing guys like

00:39:29.320 there is remember that one instagram reel i sent you that white girl that was like i mean

00:39:36.120 people that are offended that are offended by the n-word are the problem because people that are

00:39:42.460 cool don't really get offended by it dude i'm so past people dropping in bombs i don't even care

00:39:47.840 dude but yeah so i wonder if this chopped church girl thing is a recent phenomenon because when i 1.00

00:39:58.480 was in high school um there there were attractive girls that were extremely religious um have times

00:40:10.960 changed guys in the chat the older people that are like gen x or older dude do you remember

00:40:17.040 religious women that were attractive when you were young because i did i look at my high school 1.00

00:40:22.240 there were girls that were off limits they were attractive but they were off limits because they 1.00

00:40:25.920 were religious were they sluts or no the the mormons were all right more salt than marine 1.00

00:40:33.600 water what brought on this discontent um mother issues yeah crazy mother is this joshy i don't 1.00

00:40:45.760 I don't know what that is.

00:40:47.700 Go ahead, Doug.

00:40:49.280 Yeah, so I just remember when I was young,

00:40:51.640 at my high school, there were attractive girls 0.96

00:40:54.300 that were off limits, like cheerleaders and stuff, 1.00

00:40:57.260 who were church girls, and everyone kind of knew.

00:41:00.600 But I wonder what has changed that over time. 1.00

00:41:06.600 Is it because older women come to the church later for power 0.95

00:41:09.760 or to berate their men? 0.56

00:41:12.480 What is it?

00:41:12.900 I think they're losing attention because, okay, if you go to Coachella and you're chopped, you're going to be invisible.

00:41:20.000 So you've got to go to church because there's a lot of sexless men in church because the men are kind of chopped in church, too. 0.60

00:41:25.700 So that's where they go to get their attention fixed.

00:41:28.700 Yeah, I see stuff in the chat.

00:41:30.840 Joel Dalton says, yes, Doug.

00:41:33.020 Chris Matthews says, yes, absolutely.

00:41:35.080 So there's some guys in the chat that remember those off-limit girls.

00:41:38.520 How about this?

00:41:39.860 women who are who are attractive because remember women have more choice than ever and it's what 0.65

00:41:47.740 they're choosing to do with that choice if you're so attractive if you're a six seven eight or nine

00:41:53.320 what are you going to waste your time in church for having to having to hold yourself to follow

00:41:58.560 rules but you don't where like not following those rules benefits a seven eight or nine

00:42:06.460 more than be a godly woman yeah there's no incentive to follow the rules you're not going 0.76

00:42:11.620 to get the in general you're not going to get the hottest guys they're trying to smash date one two

00:42:16.380 or three yeah they come to the church for gossip and to feel better about themselves yeah because

00:42:22.080 it's harder it's way easier to go to church on sunday and sing than it is to be a good person

00:42:27.220 every day and be nice to your family and your husband but if you just if you just go to church

00:42:32.780 then it's like it's way easier so just do that yeah i wonder if there are any statistics on

00:42:40.380 women joining church when they're older like this whole going to church because i lived a

00:42:45.440 horrible life and i have to i wonder what the numbers are on that like the numbers on women

00:42:51.300 that came to church later on in life like 20s or 30s or something like that i wonder what the

00:42:59.260 numbers are and then i wonder if that's an actual i don't care about the numbers because they'll 1.00

00:43:03.860 fake them anyway and just say they'll fake they'll find some way to put women are wonderful

00:43:08.840 so i just my study is my eyes once again i'll never understand why women it makes it if you're 0.99

00:43:19.140 a whore and a horrible person it makes it even worse if you claim to be a christian while you're 0.99

00:43:23.800 doing it just why don't you just be a horrible person by yourself exactly exactly and it's like 1.00

00:43:32.700 women aren't held accountable in society unless she like the only way to even get any symbols of

00:43:39.500 being held accountable is trying to be a godly woman why would they do that to themselves i don't 0.97

00:43:45.880 get it.

00:43:49.660 So, and I think 1.00

00:43:51.980 that Lauren Shin is 0.98

00:43:53.620 objectively attractive.

00:43:56.400 Lauren Southern is too.

00:43:58.480 And in fact,

00:43:59.940 Lauren Shin and Lauren Southern are both

00:44:01.820 those women. So Pearl and I

00:44:03.860 have both had conversations where

00:44:05.740 I guess we could just reiterate it real fast.

00:44:08.740 All of us Black

00:44:09.760 guys, we know someone that was just

00:44:11.600 cold on the football field.

00:44:14.480 Cold on the

00:44:15.580 basketball court cold and track and field they should have went to the nfl nba they're just 1.00

00:44:21.680 athletic talent but what did they do there's something stupid they got locked up they got 0.98

00:44:27.580 some girl pregnant and they never got to live out their athletic potential and i think that's how it 0.98

00:44:34.440 must be when you see a woman like lauren southern guy she could have had it all she should be a 1.00

00:44:40.620 millionaire. She should be an oil 1.00

00:44:42.620 billionaire's wife with 1.00

00:44:44.680 his three kids and a 1.00

00:44:46.640 freaking Bentley taking them back and forth 0.89

00:44:48.640 to school. But she's a 1.00

00:44:50.700 herpes infested waste of pretty. 1.00

00:44:53.940 What a waste. 1.00

00:44:56.160 Crazy 1.00

00:44:56.760 woman. Deranged. 1.00

00:44:58.680 Guys, in the chat, what

00:45:00.620 is worse than a waste of pretty?

00:45:03.200 What's worse?

00:45:04.860 Because I'd say second of that is

00:45:06.600 a waste of athletic talent. 1.00

00:45:08.040 But first is a waste of pretty. 0.90

00:45:10.720 There's nothing worse.

00:45:14.400 Well, that's all I got.

00:45:17.860 Yeah. 1.00

00:45:19.120 Any ladies listening to this, don't claim to be a Christian. 1.00

00:45:24.060 You'd be good to go. 0.99

00:45:25.220 And here's the thing.

00:45:26.180 Like, what do we say the plan is, Pearlie?

00:45:29.640 Turn 18, get an OnlyFans, make your millions, cash out when you're 25,

00:45:34.560 five, go to the church, find some simp, 0.94

00:45:36.660 marry him, and then beat him over the head with the 1.00

00:45:38.500 Bible for the rest of your life. 1.00

00:45:40.360 Fellas, I think you need to go to Coachella, 1.00

00:45:42.880 Burning Man, or 1.00

00:45:44.420 Waffle House.

00:45:45.960 Yeah, Waffle House.

00:45:48.880 Anywhere but church,

00:45:50.320 yoga, Pilates, anywhere

00:45:52.280 but church to find your way.

00:45:55.540 Yeah.

00:45:56.820 Anyways, thanks, Doug

00:45:58.320 MPA. Always good to talk to you.

00:46:01.720 Anywhere else.

00:46:04.560 well guys um

00:46:08.340 if anybody's got anything you want to ask me you can do it now for money

00:46:13.620 for money yeah pay me

00:46:16.360 oh but pearl but pearl we don't have money uh-huh

00:46:21.960 10 really 10 you don't have 10 dollars but pearl are you begging are you begging

00:46:27.540 for money yes

00:46:28.620 yes yeah 0.99

00:46:31.860 don't have two dollars damn then you know what you're poor and homeless then you guys got to 0.99

00:46:50.120 get off this stream you need to get off the stream i want you gone you you need to do better things 0.99

00:46:56.780 you need to do better things than be here 0.60

00:46:59.500 you need to you need to get a second job you need to yeah

00:47:09.540 all right guys well i love you can i live with you ninja oh my god

00:47:21.700 um okay wait a couple announcements in all seriousness

00:47:32.220 uh we are gonna do a fundraiser in new york city september 11th we're gonna get dinner with like

00:47:39.740 10 people and then i'm probably i was supposed to do a debate but it got canceled so i think

00:47:45.300 i'm actually gonna find someone to debate in a podcast format and you can you guys can come

00:47:50.380 behind the scenes and like watch it so the google form is going to be in the comments and also in

00:48:04.640 the description uh but yeah um it's expensive because i just can't make it cheap because too

00:48:13.540 many people would show up and and um and just like a cost effective so I don't I don't want to

00:48:20.980 I don't want to hear complaints about it so anyways all right guys I love you thanks for

00:48:25.520 watching like the video subscribe to the channel and I'll see you next time

Pearl - July 26, 2026

Why Are Church Women So Chopped？

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