Pearl - April 02, 2026


With Female Firefighters You're LITERALLY COOKED

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Monica
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Episode Stats


Length

12 minutes

Words per minute

125.18

Word count

1,580

Sentence count

62

Harmful content

Misogyny

21

sentences flagged

Toxicity

24

sentences flagged

Hate speech

20

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Summary

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As women, we do things that we are not qualified or even capable of doing, but we have a big ego and a jealousy of men and this causes us to look like idiots. Today we re going to react to women pretending they can be men and failing.

Transcript

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00:00:00.000 Don't go so far back.
00:00:02.040 Don't go so far back.
00:00:04.160 You guys see how nice the men are, the white guys?
00:00:06.520 They're like giving her help.
00:00:07.560 They're helpful.
00:00:08.180 She's taking their jobs and they're giving her tips to do it. 1.00
00:00:11.140 That's white men for you. 0.93
00:00:13.020 What up, guys?
00:00:14.120 Welcome to my reaction series.
00:00:15.800 Today, we are reacting to firefighters taking L's as women do. 1.00
00:00:20.440 So many times as women, we do things that we are not qualified or even capable of doing. 1.00
00:00:26.300 but we have this big this big ego and a jealousy of men and this causes us to look like idiots so 0.99
00:00:34.600 today we're going to react to women pretending they can be men and failing as per usual you ready 1.00
00:00:41.440 Monica. You got this. Let me know when you're ready. Go. Oh, my gosh. 0.93
00:01:04.060 Come on, Monica. You cannot tell me that people are not supportive. That you are taking this
00:01:08.100 L all on your own, ma'am.
00:01:09.380 Come on.
00:01:22.780 Why is she walking? 0.99
00:01:24.100 Is she supposed to run?
00:01:27.460 Oh, my God.
00:01:28.820 You got this.
00:01:31.600 Uh-oh.
00:01:32.000 No pain.
00:01:32.880 No pain, my cup.
00:01:34.540 Let's go.
00:01:35.580 Pain is your friend's line to come.
00:01:38.100 This is the problem, men. Keep pushing us. 1.00
00:01:41.800 Keep saying you can do it when we can't do it.
00:01:44.120 This is what we do, Monica.
00:01:48.920 Let's go.
00:01:50.200 You got this.
00:01:52.680 I love you, Monica.
00:01:54.420 Take your time.
00:02:08.100 he just drops it oh okay maybe that's part of the action
00:02:29.420 you got this deep breaths
00:02:32.960 this is so embarrassing
00:02:36.420 it's the ego right it's the ego it's i can do anything a man can do no you can't
00:02:46.020 a little more
00:02:49.120 come on you got this
00:03:02.960 you're doing good
00:03:32.960 Women like the applause. 1.00
00:03:35.900 That's what they like.
00:03:36.700 They don't like doing the work.
00:03:37.640 They like the applause.
00:03:40.160 Men don't even want the applause. 0.98
00:03:43.540 Deep breath.
00:03:44.340 Deep breath.
00:03:45.080 Take your time.
00:03:47.420 If you need a break, take a break, okay?
00:03:50.020 Only women would say that. 1.00
00:03:51.480 Take a break if you need it.
00:03:53.140 Like, if the fire is burning, you're not going to get a break.
00:04:02.960 Oh my gosh, he just keeps going.
00:04:05.800 He did?
00:04:08.680 Okay, this is the next part.
00:04:10.160 Let's see.
00:04:20.840 There you go.
00:04:23.280 There you go.
00:04:24.460 There you go.
00:04:25.100 Let's go.
00:04:26.440 Come on.
00:04:29.780 Embarrassing.
00:04:30.520 Oh my gosh.
00:04:32.960 Let me
00:04:35.080 I need to skip through this
00:04:40.720 She's taking
00:04:41.300 Now she's doing this
00:04:44.440 You guys see how nice the men are
00:04:55.960 The white guys 0.73
00:04:56.660 They're like giving her help
00:04:57.680 She's taking their jobs 1.00
00:04:59.780 And they're giving her tips to do it
00:05:01.320 That's white men for you 0.99
00:05:02.620 they want you to succeed so bad they don't even care about their own you know best interests 1.00
00:05:08.040 he's about to bang the whole fire department and falsely accuse your asses and you guys are 0.97
00:05:13.100 cheering her on 0.99
00:05:13.960 Almost there! Almost there!
00:05:16.960 Now you gotta give her some of your water! 1.00
00:05:38.960 I almost kicked two times, and my crew wouldn't let me.
00:05:42.960 let me that's white men for you all right let's let's keep going with these fire department else 0.86
00:05:47.680 actually let me see what the comments say on this i was told to read the comments
00:05:52.020 me and heaven watching monica save me i did the cincinnati fire department agility test and it 1.00
00:06:00.140 was tough we were also timed one on earth i understand pacing yourself but this is a snail
00:06:04.520 pace tune in the next time on dragon ball z i'm sure it's very hard and she's doing well great
00:06:09.040 job monica and i just ordered some fire extinguishers of course that's a woman um uh changed 1.00
00:06:14.280 the batteries and my fire alarm it made us an escape plan just in case is the fire tomorrow
00:06:21.060 no sense of urgency isn't there a hypothetical fire happening last responder girl you want to 0.59
00:06:28.340 do this i know how incredibly difficult this is but as a female firefighter i would not feel
00:06:33.180 confident with her abilities as both a civilian needing help and a first responder working with
00:06:37.900 during actual emergencies that being said we all start somewhere oh my god i know it's like
00:06:46.220 oh my gosh okay let's see this woman does 1.00
00:06:50.540 the problem is we our ego will always get us in trouble because we always 0.97
00:06:55.260 brag about how much we suck thinking we're awesome 0.99
00:07:07.900 all right yeah what an owl 0.99
00:07:25.080 why do we keep doing this
00:07:37.900 Okay, what do these comments say?
00:07:59.640 I hate practice on the helmet.
00:08:03.120 A firefighter's ladder is the same as a 40-foot fiberglass construction ladder.
00:08:07.900 see how nice men are they're not even roasting her the men will give you tips 1.00
00:08:11.640 yeah that's what men get taken advantage of because no one asks their opinion especially
00:08:17.620 white men they're just asked for everything last these poor guys have to go through like a school
00:08:22.620 system in society where they have all the answers and they're just constantly gaslit and told they
00:08:28.320 don't have the answers because i mean honestly like white men's competence will make you feel 0.93
00:08:33.660 so dumb i mean there was something i was trying to figure out for like hours men in general to 0.92
00:08:38.180 be honest but white men in particular um and they'll come over and just figure it out in 20 0.99
00:08:44.800 minutes it's like incredible hard like this process i'm doing like um excuse me yeah it's
00:08:52.440 like the hardest thing i ever did i'm not gonna lie like i was contemplating like is it harder
00:08:57.620 than the army is it like is it harder than the army it is and it's different factors as well like
00:09:08.340 when i was in the army i was 20. i started at 20. i'm i'll be 36 in two weeks well three weeks
00:09:17.060 i'm like i'm my body has been through a lot of changes i'm just not the same person i used to be
00:09:21.780 like and then like the way i did my academy i didn't go through like um a city where basically
00:09:28.980 like you're working every day for months like i think their academy may be seven something like
00:09:33.140 months or this i tried to basically train everything i need to do in one month and i
00:09:37.780 gotta stop being so hard on myself because i'm like damn i've been training for a month straight 0.68
00:09:41.220 like i've did like workouts here and there go run on my own but this is my first time doing 0.83
00:09:45.940 actual training i did actual training with a trainer and you know um a workout club too
00:09:52.980 and um it just wasn't enough like uh i took my test last friday and uh i failed it but
00:10:02.500 bear with me i failed it because of technique for the hose i didn't feel the actual physical part
00:10:09.460 like y'all wouldn't say this is the hardest test obviously in my life like i've taken hfd you know
00:10:14.260 houston the fire department says has nothing on freeport fire hfd test is like six you're overweight
00:10:21.620 i'm like how are women that are overweight why are you even applying i mean okay i don't want 1.00
00:10:26.180 to listen to this woman yeah for 10 minutes uh like why are you even applying to the file fire
00:10:30.500 department put the donut down and come back in six months before the test began and i was last
00:10:38.100 it's not good news yeah where women are actually held to the same standards men are they are not
00:10:42.900 gonna like where they're gonna fall it's gonna be last place we are not as competent intelligent
00:10:47.300 or as good as men unfortunately i wish we were but you know sometimes in life there's winners
00:10:52.580 and losers and women just keep losing i failed i failed i failed um i failed on the first event
00:11:02.820 out of eight i will say the first event is the hardest it's 75 pounds and you walk three minutes 0.99
00:11:08.980 on the stairmaster but you have to go at 60 steps a minute which is fucking slow so your legs just 0.96
00:11:15.060 start dying and i failed by touching the railing too many times because i kept almost falling over 0.58
00:11:19.300 because i have no center of balance i have about a million reasons why excuses why i failed you
00:11:25.460 know other than not being good enough it's always this or that it's never just like i am a failure 0.96
00:11:30.440 as a person i failed and i could make a million excuses but well pussies make excuses i'll make 1.00
00:11:36.580 excuses and then say she's not it's called gaslighting bad bitches make changes i'm a bad 1.00
00:11:41.680 bitch i'm gonna make changes i'm gonna train harder and i'm gonna retest on the 24th i'm gonna try to 1.00
00:11:46.120 be a man and i'm gonna fail and i'm gonna pass and i'm gonna be a firefighter and everyone else 1.00
00:11:50.960 lower the lower the requirements for you it's gonna suck my dick yeah okay 1.00
00:11:56.060 of course if y'all want to know more about okay let's go to the next one you ever wake up in the 1.00
00:12:04.440 morning and you're like i am gonna kill it today and then today here's you and it's like wrong bitch 1.00
00:12:11.260 how do i opt out you ever wake up in the morning yeah women just try a different job go be like 1.00
00:12:23.460 go get coffee or something go get coffee anyways guys i love you if you can um leave a like on the
00:12:30.960 video and subscribe to the channel. And I'm gonna, I'll see you guys next time. Bye-bye.