Pearl - April 02, 2026With Female Firefighters You're LITERALLY COOKED
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Summary
As women, we do things that we are not qualified or even capable of doing, but we have a big ego and a jealousy of men and this causes us to look like idiots. Today we re going to react to women pretending they can be men and failing.
Transcript
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You guys see how nice the men are, the white guys?
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She's taking their jobs and they're giving her tips to do it.
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Today, we are reacting to firefighters taking L's as women do.
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So many times as women, we do things that we are not qualified or even capable of doing.
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but we have this big this big ego and a jealousy of men and this causes us to look like idiots so
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today we're going to react to women pretending they can be men and failing as per usual you ready
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Monica. You got this. Let me know when you're ready. Go. Oh, my gosh.
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Come on, Monica. You cannot tell me that people are not supportive. That you are taking this
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he just drops it oh okay maybe that's part of the action
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it's the ego right it's the ego it's i can do anything a man can do no you can't
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Like, if the fire is burning, you're not going to get a break.
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they want you to succeed so bad they don't even care about their own you know best interests
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he's about to bang the whole fire department and falsely accuse your asses and you guys are
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I almost kicked two times, and my crew wouldn't let me.
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let me that's white men for you all right let's let's keep going with these fire department else
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actually let me see what the comments say on this i was told to read the comments
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me and heaven watching monica save me i did the cincinnati fire department agility test and it
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was tough we were also timed one on earth i understand pacing yourself but this is a snail
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pace tune in the next time on dragon ball z i'm sure it's very hard and she's doing well great
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job monica and i just ordered some fire extinguishers of course that's a woman um uh changed
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the batteries and my fire alarm it made us an escape plan just in case is the fire tomorrow
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no sense of urgency isn't there a hypothetical fire happening last responder girl you want to
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do this i know how incredibly difficult this is but as a female firefighter i would not feel
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confident with her abilities as both a civilian needing help and a first responder working with
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during actual emergencies that being said we all start somewhere oh my god i know it's like
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the problem is we our ego will always get us in trouble because we always
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brag about how much we suck thinking we're awesome
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A firefighter's ladder is the same as a 40-foot fiberglass construction ladder.
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see how nice men are they're not even roasting her the men will give you tips
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yeah that's what men get taken advantage of because no one asks their opinion especially
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white men they're just asked for everything last these poor guys have to go through like a school
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system in society where they have all the answers and they're just constantly gaslit and told they
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don't have the answers because i mean honestly like white men's competence will make you feel
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so dumb i mean there was something i was trying to figure out for like hours men in general to
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be honest but white men in particular um and they'll come over and just figure it out in 20
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minutes it's like incredible hard like this process i'm doing like um excuse me yeah it's
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like the hardest thing i ever did i'm not gonna lie like i was contemplating like is it harder
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than the army is it like is it harder than the army it is and it's different factors as well like
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when i was in the army i was 20. i started at 20. i'm i'll be 36 in two weeks well three weeks
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i'm like i'm my body has been through a lot of changes i'm just not the same person i used to be
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like and then like the way i did my academy i didn't go through like um a city where basically
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like you're working every day for months like i think their academy may be seven something like
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months or this i tried to basically train everything i need to do in one month and i
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gotta stop being so hard on myself because i'm like damn i've been training for a month straight
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like i've did like workouts here and there go run on my own but this is my first time doing
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actual training i did actual training with a trainer and you know um a workout club too
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and um it just wasn't enough like uh i took my test last friday and uh i failed it but
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bear with me i failed it because of technique for the hose i didn't feel the actual physical part
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like y'all wouldn't say this is the hardest test obviously in my life like i've taken hfd you know
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houston the fire department says has nothing on freeport fire hfd test is like six you're overweight
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i'm like how are women that are overweight why are you even applying i mean okay i don't want
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to listen to this woman yeah for 10 minutes uh like why are you even applying to the file fire
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department put the donut down and come back in six months before the test began and i was last
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it's not good news yeah where women are actually held to the same standards men are they are not
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gonna like where they're gonna fall it's gonna be last place we are not as competent intelligent
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or as good as men unfortunately i wish we were but you know sometimes in life there's winners
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and losers and women just keep losing i failed i failed i failed um i failed on the first event
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out of eight i will say the first event is the hardest it's 75 pounds and you walk three minutes
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on the stairmaster but you have to go at 60 steps a minute which is fucking slow so your legs just
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start dying and i failed by touching the railing too many times because i kept almost falling over
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because i have no center of balance i have about a million reasons why excuses why i failed you
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know other than not being good enough it's always this or that it's never just like i am a failure
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as a person i failed and i could make a million excuses but well pussies make excuses i'll make
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excuses and then say she's not it's called gaslighting bad bitches make changes i'm a bad
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bitch i'm gonna make changes i'm gonna train harder and i'm gonna retest on the 24th i'm gonna try to
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be a man and i'm gonna fail and i'm gonna pass and i'm gonna be a firefighter and everyone else
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lower the lower the requirements for you it's gonna suck my dick yeah okay
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of course if y'all want to know more about okay let's go to the next one you ever wake up in the
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morning and you're like i am gonna kill it today and then today here's you and it's like wrong bitch
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how do i opt out you ever wake up in the morning yeah women just try a different job go be like
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go get coffee or something go get coffee anyways guys i love you if you can um leave a like on the
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video and subscribe to the channel. And I'm gonna, I'll see you guys next time. Bye-bye.