Pearl - October 15, 2026


“Woman Calls Brad Pitt and Leonardo DiCaprio UGLY… And Gets ROASTED” @JustPearlyThings

White Men Must Make Women Cry !! “AI Chad Admits He's CHEATING on Hinge… Women STILL Want Him” @JustPearlyThings

Episode Stats


Length

2 minutes

Words per minute

221.26

Word count

476

Sentence count

—

Harmful content

Misogyny

1

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Toxicity

11

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Hate speech

11

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Transcript

Transcript generated with Whisper (turbo).
Misogyny classifications generated with MilaNLProc/bert-base-uncased-ear-misogyny .
Toxicity classifications generated with s-nlp/roberta_toxicity_classifier .
Hate speech classifications generated with facebook/roberta-hate-speech-dynabench-r4-target .
00:00:00.000 consider this my opposite of a hear me out cake these are like male celebrities that are popular
00:00:04.240 celebrity crushes that i genuinely i just never got behind as a way to get status women reject
00:00:09.120 men that are out of their league um to feel better about that you know they would never
00:00:13.360 look at them twice i'm sorry to be a hater but i love being one starting off strong
00:00:17.520 brad pitt who i like to call mr he's sexy i don't god you brad some print because brad pitt oh my 1.00
00:00:27.040 oh you know what i mean screw you bitch he looks like a fucking thumb to me and trust me like i 1.00
00:00:32.300 get it i've heard every argument for this motherfucker but i feel like people who 1.00
00:00:36.480 maybe have a little bit of evil inside them maybe that's what's turning me off because i swear to 0.99
00:00:40.040 god this guy just screams evil to me he's always screamed evil i don't care about him when he was
00:00:44.460 younger either like i just never understood now this one i feel like people are gonna hate me for
00:00:48.240 i just couldn't get behind it like titanic i got it i just have never understood this and you guys
00:00:54.240 the way that he's dated so he's attractive so many gorgeous be she doesn't she hates the men
00:01:01.280 that can date hot women because she's not in a beautiful young woman what's going on here it's 0.83
00:01:06.060 gotta be your personality because babe it's not your looks it's when i feel like right you guys 0.99
00:01:09.580 understand me i feel like his aura outshines his looks i feel like such an asshole talking about 0.54
00:01:15.740 this but like i'm so sick of fighting for my life when people are like you don't find him so attractive 0.98
00:01:20.860 have no bitch like i don't i feel like i don't really have to explain no even young i he scares 0.99
00:01:27.440 me like this is the face of my nightmares and the worst part is the tooth thing i know you know what 0.99
00:01:33.200 i'm talking about the weird like his tooth not being centered that freaks me out and the fact
00:01:37.820 that he's like in this really crazy cold like he scares me this one i mean i feel like the public
00:01:43.400 have already done him his big one so i'm just gonna leave him alone but you know y'all were 0.90
00:01:46.920 thirsting over him okay please you guys were thirsting the fuck over him so please please do 0.66
00:01:51.300 not this one i'm ashamed to say i guess this is the world we're in a five gets to call this guy 0.98
00:01:59.400 yeah i've never i just don't like i get it scientifically i understand but on a personal
00:02:05.000 level i just i'm sorry yeah because he'd never look at you okay let's keep going