Pearl - November 09, 2026


Woman Gets ROBBED in Chicago… Thief Goes on a $2,000 SHOPPING SPREE @JustPearlyThings

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Episode Stats


Length

2 minutes

Words per minute

212.96

Word count

460

Sentence count

—

Harmful content

Misogyny

5

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Toxicity

19

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Hate speech

16

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Transcript

Transcript generated with Whisper (turbo).
Misogyny classifications generated with MilaNLProc/bert-base-uncased-ear-misogyny .
Toxicity classifications generated with s-nlp/roberta_toxicity_classifier .
Hate speech classifications generated with facebook/roberta-hate-speech-dynabench-r4-target .
00:00:00.000 here's my daily rant for the day this is the worst fucking day of my life this is the worst 0.99
00:00:04.400 fucking day of my life i just got robbed fully just got robbed uh see she kind of looks like me 1.00
00:00:10.780 probably better looking but um yeah this is like what every bitch looks like from chicago 1.00
00:00:16.940 i feel like my chicago roots i bet but cherry just got popped you know i've made it two years 1.00
00:00:22.700 so far without getting robbed but today was my day this fucker was so good at his job too 0.94
00:00:28.280 So i'm literally at this coffee shop, right and i'm on a work call my camera's on like everything everyone can see what's happening 0.98
00:00:35.460 And there's this guy who's like lingering behind me in the camera and I was like, okay
00:00:40.760 Like i'm like well aware of his presence 0.76
00:00:42.700 So it's not like I was just like being an idiot and like not like I was fully aware of him
00:00:46.740 So I was like, this is kind of weird 0.63
00:00:48.360 Like I kept kind of like moving in front of him in the camera because I was like
00:00:51.600 Why are you staring directly at the camera? Like this is fucking weird. So anyways 0.98
00:00:55.040 he comes up to me and like leans in super close and like grabs my arm and i'm wearing my like
00:01:00.940 noise cancelling headphones so i like take him off and i'm like hello and he's like care to make 0.62
00:01:05.860 a donation and i'm like bitch like no no i'm literally on a call you can see that i'm on a 0.86
00:01:11.640 call like no so i kind of just like on this time or two i'm like get away only to get a text not 0.99
00:01:17.700 in fact go away literally maybe five minutes later of like all these fucking fraud charges 0.94
00:01:24.440 like a thousand dollars at target five hundred dollars here six hundred dollars here on my debit 0.98
00:01:30.600 card my credit card and my fucking work card which is so great it's so awesome for me so immediately 0.98
00:01:37.740 i call my man god this so insufferable i'd rob you too and i'm like oh my god i just got robbed 0.98
00:01:43.920 like cancel the card because that one does not have a limit so like that guy could have literally 0.95
00:01:48.380 just had the best day of his fucking life the fact that he's like care to give me a donation 0.98
00:01:52.780 fucking takes all the money i own like so yeah just got robbed um it's fine i'm fine but the 0.98
00:02:00.880 fact that my id is gone is a real fucking bummer because now i'm gonna have to go to the dmv and i 0.99
00:02:06.580 yeah the dmv all right let's see this chica 1.00