Pearl - October 16, 2026


“Woman Goes on a RANT Over Men Leaving the Toilet Seat UP” @JustPearlyThings

Women Who Think They're Too Pretty to Be Rejected! “DEMOCRACY Is BROKEN？! The Case for a RADICAL Political Reset” @NickJFuentes @JustPearlyThings

Episode Stats


Length

1 minute

Words per minute

215.8

Word count

295

Sentence count

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Harmful content

Misogyny

6

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Toxicity

7

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Hate speech

6

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Transcript

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Misogyny classifications generated with MilaNLProc/bert-base-uncased-ear-misogyny .
Toxicity classifications generated with s-nlp/roberta_toxicity_classifier .
Hate speech classifications generated with facebook/roberta-hate-speech-dynabench-r4-target .
00:00:00.000 if you're a man and you have to put the toilet seat up to take a piss and you don't put it back 0.98
00:00:04.680 down when the bathrooms are shared genders then shame on you because i don't want to have to go 0.88
00:00:10.960 in there to go to the bathroom even though i hover and have to put it down you know and then it feels
00:00:17.780 yeah see we just always constantly complaining weird to do with my foot to put the seat down i
00:00:21.820 flush with my foot but like whatever if you know you're sharing the bathroom with the opposite 0.97
00:00:28.060 gender please put the goddamn seat down i was see this is something you complain about behind closed 1.00
00:00:35.820 doors but now women are coping in broad daylight which is kind of incredible and showing you and 1.00
00:00:41.240 telling you all right insufferable so gross now i i use the paper towel but like still it's just 0.99
00:00:48.020 like gross i don't want to have to like put the seat down then wash my hand like it's just it's
00:00:52.480 a whole thing right so just do me a favor if you work with if you are a man and you're watching 0.69
00:00:57.380 this and you work with women and you put the seat up in a shared bathroom with those women
00:01:03.060 put it down when you're done common courtesy honestly if you're not doing that at work you're
00:01:08.420 probably not doing that at home and your wife your girlfriend your mother your sister whatever 0.97
00:01:11.540 they're probably on your case so take this as a lesson men put the freaking seat down when you're 0.94
00:01:15.860 done going to the bathroom thank you for coming to my ted talk on camera right they do it on camera 0.90
00:01:21.220 which is incredible.