Pearl - October 21, 2026


Woman Has a NEW BOYFRIEND… Then Sleeps in Her EX'S BED?!

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8 minutes

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209.81

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1,747

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Misogyny

7

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Toxicity

12

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13

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00:00:00.000 You're hooked up with a guy who is a dancer at a bar that you frequent because I sure have.
00:00:06.140 Of course I have, right? This is not recent. This happened probably like almost like two years ago
00:00:10.660 and unfortunately like it happened not once but twice and it started off as like we were like
00:00:16.200 friends with him. We got friendly with him because we go to this bar all the time and then just like
00:00:20.380 you know how it goes. One thing leads to another but the funny thing is he was a character in our
00:00:26.700 lives before and then it was like obviously a character after so much so even that one time my
00:00:32.280 friend was driving down the street and we saw him being a bouncer outside of another bar and we see
00:00:38.460 him and she reverses her car so that we can say hey and he comes in comes in the car like he like
00:00:44.820 climbs through my window to say hello to us kind of weird but anyways all this to say is yesterday
00:00:50.680 we see that this man um is now married and want to know how we found this out um via snapchat
00:00:56.080 his snapchat story um a nice beachfront wedding and i'm like wow the bouncer that got away
00:01:03.040 yes i mean uh that's what i call men in proximity to hot women um like photographers bouncers djs
00:01:10.240 they just end up banging hot women because they're just so close to so many young and
00:01:13.600 hot ones fumble probably hooking up with a guy and he asked me out and then broke up with me
00:01:18.560 two weeks later the old switcheroo um oh we need to be dating okay we're dating then break up after
00:01:24.480 he said he was that's an l you know most women wouldn't admit to it wasn't ready for a long-term
00:01:29.120 relationship and then got into a relationship with the girl he's currently dating because she
00:01:33.840 was probably better in some way could have just told you that he didn't want you right okay he's
00:01:37.600 the one that really fumbled here no he why would he do that then she could argue with it okay yeah
00:01:42.080 hooked up with the guy who i had a crush on forever like for the longest time um and all i
00:01:47.920 can say is never meet your heroes you guys okay with two guys they were friends the same night
00:01:56.480 and they didn't know about it they were friends they're gonna discuss it guys yeah they're gonna
00:02:01.760 yeah they're gonna talk there he's gonna find it like about that type of stuff a guy that i was
00:02:07.520 dating met another guy that i was like literally not involved with he just knew i knew him and
00:02:14.080 we've never like done anything like i've never done anything with that guy and the second he met
00:02:19.200 him like guys are bold he was like you know this girl like literally showed him a picture of me
00:02:23.920 and was like have you done anything with her like guys don't we're not like girls like hey girl i
00:02:28.800 know like trying to be sweet guys are bold like i see you guys follow each other i see you guys
00:02:33.520 follow with like each other yeah have you done anything with her period like guys drake said
00:02:38.960 this in a song what girls talk guys talk more than girls like something like that yeah it was like uh
00:02:45.920 but no guys talk girl they might not know the same night but they'll find out i promise you
00:02:52.240 i promise you and i'd be like i'll just suggest like have y'all ever been to paris
00:02:55.920 mm-hmm slept yeah two friends will find out an ex once i got into a new relationship and i know 1.00
00:03:02.480 i'm gonna get dragged for this and that's okay but women i i slept with an ex okay so she dated
00:03:08.000 the new guy cheated with an axe typical that this story needs to be told why is your hair short
00:03:12.720 because this is a safety matter okay i made a previous video where i said i went over to one
00:03:17.600 of my good friend's houses who was also someone i was previously seeing and at once i got there
00:03:22.840 he was like tried to kiss me and i was like hey you know i'm in a relationship and nothing happened
00:03:27.380 and then he was like well why did you even come here and i was like again once am i not allowed
00:03:32.200 to show up somewhere alone as a woman and not have sex with you apparently not with that being 0.61
00:03:37.660 said he then proceeded to still try to do things and i like push it off push it off push it off
00:03:42.140 we make our way upstairs because downstairs is really loud and people were like presumably doing
00:03:46.060 other things that we didn't want to be around we go upstairs and i'm like can we just go to bed
00:03:49.980 and so we get into bed the reason why i am getting into this man's bed and deciding to not walk home
00:03:56.140 is oh my god this is the biggest cope i've ever heard because i am inebriated at bruh you could 1.00
00:04:01.500 you get an uber bitch this point in my head i know you can get a friend this person i think it's 1.00
00:04:07.920 safer to exist in this room with this person than i think it is to walk home at two in the morning 0.99
00:04:13.120 as a woman by myself because we know that's not safe right okay then he continues to still try
00:04:18.180 to do things and i continue to push his arm off me push his arm on me take his arm off me
00:04:21.260 and he's trying to kiss me still we are in the same bed and he's also drunk and this is a mess
00:04:26.560 okay i eventually settle with him falling asleep with his arm around me and i i don't i don't i
00:04:33.920 actually don't think i actually ever fell asleep he fell asleep and i laid there until the sun came
00:04:39.040 up it is now 5 45 in the morning once i could see outside i walked home and it was terrible horrible
00:04:48.640 i didn't know how to explain this to my new boyfriend at the time because i was like yes i
00:04:55.360 just slept over in this kid's bed with his arm around me but when the alternative was me walking
00:05:02.340 home at night i literally thought that staying with this person who was actively trying to hook
00:05:08.480 up with me was safer than me walking home by myself she missed him i mean that's the biggest 0.95
00:05:14.720 bullshit i'm in at two in the morning i mean i i hope what your beta cook uh believes that all 0.93
00:05:20.420 right this girl hooked up with zion williamson and talked about only i'm feeling like it's the 0.99
00:05:24.520 time to tell everybody the story of when i hooked up with zion williams why keep that to yourself
00:05:31.560 we don't know who you are and we nobody cares like what is wrong with you like serious suddenly
00:05:37.640 i'm feeling like some confusion because i had to let my friends who have kids know this because 0.99
00:05:41.800 they did not know what these dances men this is eating ass spreading cheeks eating ass oh no i 0.99
00:05:49.160 i think i've done the i think i've done the the cereal bowl before okay volleyball oh no this 0.99
00:05:56.480 is smelly coochie the coochie stank gotta waft that smell before i so i was going to clear up
00:06:04.320 some confusion because i had to i think every girl can relate to this so i'm gonna name things 0.87
00:06:09.380 during the nasty and you tell me if i'm right because i don't think this is just a me thing
00:06:14.580 number one i don't really want to last longer than 10 or 15 minutes or else it starts to feel 1.00
00:06:19.840 like a workout you use reverse that's what i mean women are lazy even in bed it's like we're so lazy 1.00
00:06:25.040 you just can't you just can't do it psychology and you say don't come don't come but you like 1.00
00:06:30.720 want them to you can be quiet during the nasty and most girls when they're actually enjoying it
00:06:36.560 are quiet like yeah moans and groans here and there but the rest is like super performative
00:06:41.680 and sometimes you like being performative whatever being on top is exhausting i'm not a pillow
00:06:48.260 princess i will put in the work but being on top is exhausting on your knees it feels like you are 0.61
00:06:54.840 literally working out it feels like you are doing squats faking an orgasm actually feels like the 0.66
00:07:00.380 saddest thing ever i don't like doing that and i don't do that i'm not going to give you the 0.88
00:07:05.220 satisfaction that you did anything if you didn't do anything i don't like when guys go down on me
00:07:10.020 it feels way too intimate i have to really know you and love you for you to be able to do that
00:07:14.660 i prefer these over that any day of the week and i love lingerie but it's expensive and i feel like
00:07:22.560 it should be the guy's job to buy the lingerie because again it is performative don't get me
00:07:27.600 wrong i love wearing it but my bank account doesn't like when i wear it also doggy style
00:07:32.420 hurts sometimes it really does and if you go too hard it hits like the back of the wall of your
00:07:39.000 like uterus and it can bruise it this is crazy that she put this on the internet and ouch
00:07:47.080 i disagree with 80 of these babe i enjoy being loud it makes it more fun
00:07:51.560 i guess there's some disagreement in the i'm in the vert i'm a virgin i feel seen right now oh my
00:07:57.400 god what are you guys doing all right all right um but this is what i mean women are putting 0.80
00:08:02.520 everything on the internet which is kind of good in a way because now there's um you know women
00:08:07.880 will admit to things that alphas would only tell tales of. So anyways, all right, guys, I really
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