Pearl - April 28, 2026


Women Hating Their Lives And Moreļ¼š Instagram Insanity!


Episode Stats


Length

12 minutes

Words per minute

171.73186

Word count

2,087

Sentence count

33

Harmful content

Misogyny

23

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Toxicity

34

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Hate speech

33

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Summary

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Transcript

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00:00:00.000 please let me live to see that pension yes i am dead inside what up guys welcome to my reaction
00:00:05.920 series today we are reacting to instagram is not a real place where me and doug mpa send each other
00:00:12.560 reels on instagram and we just share them with you guys um they're pretty funny so we're gonna watch
00:00:18.240 i don't get when girls be like oh that's weird that a man would rather go hoop with his bros
00:00:22.400 chill with his bros instead of chill with me and my main argument is bro you want to argue and be
00:00:29.120 irritated you want him to spend a bunch of money he with the bros just chilling just confident
00:00:33.220 you can't even hold a conversation you're not genuinely realizing me and i'm not saying women 0.52
00:00:39.240 have no idea how annoying we are it's just we just yap and yap gossip it's gossip yap complain
00:00:45.620 that's really our circle of um doing things it's gossip yap yap yap yap complain men can just do
00:00:53.200 nothing you have to envy that about men how they can just be they can be satisfied with so little 0.84
00:00:58.480 and we can be sad we are still not satisfied even with so much and females are irritating there's 0.73
00:01:04.180 some that are actually peaceful and cool to be around majority isn't though that's not how it
00:01:08.140 works you know what i'm saying look and get on people nerves and the fact that you think 0.97
00:01:12.040 a nigga poser want to chill with you all day spend his money on a bunch of food because you want to 0.96
00:01:15.920 eat different things and spend his money go do something because you bored you don't know what 1.00
00:01:19.220 you want to go spend some money to do some shit and he can go chill with the bros and hoop for 0.97
00:01:22.700 free he go hoop for three four hours and he had the time of his life and y'all be like oh that's 0.99
00:01:28.020 weird you must like dudes how does that work man you're boring like he never said you want to crack
00:01:32.740 bros he want to chill with bros you want to hang out with them because they're fun you are actually 0.66
00:01:36.980 boring but you're cool to crack you know what i'm saying that's probably most of the time the case
00:01:40.960 with y'all like they don't make him zesty i don't get when girls be like oh that's weird okay let's
00:01:48.740 see all right let's see what she says i've had so many comments i hundreds hundreds of comments
00:01:53.960 where people are like oh you can tell she dates black dude she's got that i date black dude's
00:01:57.820 haircut oh that's so true oh my god it's so i'm just like ew i just like have a short haircut
00:02:05.360 right now and if i choose not to get another haircut for a while then i'll have longer hair 0.55
00:02:12.520 again what do you think is she still giving black guys vibe anyways the thing is you look so much 0.64
00:02:20.040 why do women ruin their beauty it's not that i only date black men or i'm only attracted to black 0.53
00:02:27.460 man men black men are only attracted to me that's what i mean it's about a lot of times it's the 0.89
00:02:34.300 bottom of the barrel white women there's the occasional there are um exceptions to this rule 0.96
00:02:38.940 athletes and entertainers can get attractive um white women like on college campuses black men
00:02:46.060 are high status when they're athletes um in the fraternity etc but just in general um yeah a lot 1.00
00:02:52.400 of why n you know we all know we're who they're banging the the fat and the butch woman white 0.98
00:02:58.300 boys show absolute zero interest in me and it is rare that a white man you know hollers it just 0.99
00:03:09.420 doesn't happen i've had some yeah okay let's see instagram chuds think i'm obese oh no i thought
00:03:16.420 one of my cause a videos was doing oh no this is gonna be a cope so well on instagram i opened the
00:03:21.260 comments and everyone is just calling me obese like there is a whole thread dedicated to people
00:03:28.060 insulting me for being fat and then some people are like oh well body shaming is mean but no one 0.97
00:03:34.160 is saying that i'm not obese like are we dead ass this is obese to you it's overweight i would 0.97
00:03:41.580 say chubby because i'm guessing um like you're probably 20 to 30 pounds overweight 0.88
00:03:50.300 um i wouldn't go as far to say obese but i would say overweight for sure not basically like a four
00:03:59.800 this is a normal body it's a normal in america human body instagram chuds coldest fat guys i
00:04:08.160 thought yeah um again i've been i've had a body type like that just a little more athletic
00:04:13.080 but i'd say close to that body fat percentage you are overweight it is a cope um everyone's
00:04:18.160 lying to you guys i did some calculations and it looks like if i work roughly 18 more years at the
00:04:25.980 post office i'll have 900 weeks left and working six days per week i have about 5 400 shifts left
00:04:35.100 at the post office dear lord jesus christ my savior please let me live to see that pension
00:04:41.700 i've listened to your guys's feedback yes i am dead inside no i am not ai and yes i know i
00:04:50.640 overshare on the internet it's 2026 there's worse things i could be doing have a blessed day hey
00:04:56.680 guys yeah a lot of women again we fought to be men and we're not gonna like it when we get it
00:05:02.500 i don't like it when guys have sisters and i'll tell you guys why my my friend my friend was like
00:05:08.300 I'm dating a guy. He has a sister. It's so cool. When guys have sisters, they know what a period
00:05:13.580 is. I'm like, no, they've hit a woman. You know, like that guys with sisters, clap if you've hit
00:05:19.600 a woman. I mean, come on guys, guys with sisters have confirmed hit a woman. Like guys with
00:05:27.420 sisters will throw a rock at their sister's head and they yearn to do it again. They're dying to
00:05:34.100 do it again yeah that's so true i would never throw a rock at my sister was an apple i remember
00:05:40.920 i'll tell you a story so my little brother i remember one time um i beat him up when he was 0.51
00:05:46.320 a kid because he was being a little dickhead you know i mean let's just keep it a buck and um i 0.86
00:05:51.360 remember the one time he beat me up back and i realized i can no longer overpower this boy 0.96
00:05:56.620 never hit him again never we never wrestled never i'm like okay you win you win it's been 20 years
00:06:03.380 and they've been waiting guys with sisters my friend told me she was my brother used to staple
00:06:08.540 me every day i was like that's my biggest fear guys with sisters will throw a rock at their
00:06:14.600 sister's head and the mom won't even get mad the mom will get mad at the sister the mom will be 1.00
00:06:19.000 like why the fuck did you unplug his xbox and also you're fat my son is perfect and amazing 1.00
00:06:24.260 yeah that sounds like how i'd be as a mom he wouldn't hurt a fly i don't damn okay let's see 1.00
00:06:30.440 there is no female Shakespeare because there's no female Jack the Ripper. There is no female 0.98
00:06:34.620 Shakespeare because there is no female Jack the Ripper. That's a quote from Camille Paglia, 0.97
00:06:39.900 who's a famous feminist writer. And she actually argued that women aren't as oppressed as they 1.00
00:06:44.780 think they are. Sometimes they think that they're being kept out of positions of power and prestige 1.00
00:06:49.420 when in reality, they just don't want it bad enough. Yeah, we don't work as hard. We're not
00:06:53.820 as smart. We found the most inefficient way to do things. There's so many reasons why we can't get
00:06:59.280 ahead. It's like, it's so incredible. I always say being a woman is like being on the losing team
00:07:04.300 because no matter how hard we try and how many shortcuts they give us, we just can't quite do
00:07:09.040 it. It's like kind of like the special Olympics, you know. She says men really have extreme
00:07:15.140 motivation because they don't feel an inherent sense of self-worth. Women do though. Women feel
00:07:20.580 like even if they're insecure on a day-to-day basis, they feel like I'm valuable. I can literally 0.95
00:07:25.360 create life in my stomach i'm like a little god men have nothing that is even close to that
00:07:30.480 equivalent and out of this kind of existential insecurity that men feel about their lives they
00:07:35.760 go and they do extreme things they write a 10 000 page book or they murder dozens of people or they
00:07:40.880 build a bridge or they develop a vaccine they try so hard to justify their lives and she basically 0.88
00:07:48.320 is a fan of men she says that we wouldn't have civilization as we know it without men women 1.00
00:07:53.760 wouldn't be motivated enough to create the infrastructure necessary for this society she 1.00
00:07:58.800 says we would still be in the stone age there's the yeah you know it's bad when feminists are 1.00
00:08:03.680 saying it we just can't do it we can't oh my please tell me you are crazy i'm so tired of you 1.00
00:08:10.740 i'm so tired of you i'm so tired of you you are making this so much worse please tell me you're 0.99
00:08:17.320 reporting this you were gonna leave is this damn the direct eye contact as she's hanging is kind 0.98
00:08:23.140 of romantic he's so calm custody of being in for this why would you do this why would i lose custody 1.00
00:08:30.440 when you look at you you broke my fucking window let go can you stop like what the fuck can you 1.00
00:08:38.160 no we need to call someone like this is actually ridiculous oh my god okay let's see this one 1.00
00:08:44.440 I thought she was a demon until a real demon pulled up. 1.00
00:09:14.440 oh my god what are you gonna get off now 0.97
00:09:20.320 oh my gosh when fake crazy meets real crazy this is why i mind my business and people mock me for
00:09:37.520 having a free of and i just take it on the chin and go about my day nothing good comes out of
00:09:42.100 confrontation. At what point does one accept responsibility? Did you have time to let go at
00:09:46.360 any point? Oh yeah, like at least 10 to 15 seconds, but chose to hang on until it was
00:09:51.160 life-threatening. Oh my God. I wonder what the backstory was to that. Okay. An unmarried woman
00:09:58.780 earning 40K will pay nearly 500K more over her lifetime. An unmarried woman. Yeah, because we 0.91
00:10:04.820 just are addicted to spending on stupid things. Earning 40 grand will pay nearly half a million 1.00
00:10:09.660 more over her lifetime than her married counterpart and not because she spends more 0.79
00:10:17.580 not because she earns less but because the entire financial system was designed for married people 0.85
00:10:25.860 her taxes are higher her health insurance costs more she pays full rent alone this is called 1.00
00:10:33.640 the single tax and it's not don't forget about all the stupid shit she buys look at the 1.00
00:10:39.540 women coping in the comment the same applies to an unmarried man uh it's more of the child support 1.00
00:10:44.860 alimony and other stupid shit women have cost him over the years a personal problem 1.00
00:10:49.940 it's a policy problem oh my god an unmarried it's a policy you've got to be kidding women 1.00
00:10:57.140 earning 40 grand will pay nearly half a million more over her lifetime than her married counterpart 1.00
00:11:04.920 and not because she spends more not because she earns less but because the entire yeah okay 0.81
00:11:13.800 cry me if the world leads if women lead action movies were realistic
00:11:19.320 that's so true i hate movies where it's it's just so unrealistic like it's a really hot 0.89
00:11:48.440 chad like i just watched um that movie the other day uh the one with robin williams mrs doubtfire
00:11:53.720 and the fact that his ex-wife was a single mom of three with a blue-eyed arian chatham like this is
00:11:59.160 just not realistic anyways guys if you could let me know what you think in the comments like the
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