Pearl - April 10, 2025


You Can’t Marry Your Girlfriends… So What’s the Plan？


Episode Stats


Length

1 minute

Words per minute

207.98859

Word count

243

Sentence count

19

Harmful content

Misogyny

7

sentences flagged

Hate speech

8

sentences flagged


Summary

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You can t have kids with your girlfriends. Your girlfriends won t provide for you and protect you. Women can t stand each other. And women can't stand other women. A woman has a better chance of getting betrayed by her girlfriends in a 20 year period than by her husband. Lastly, most women can count on their friends being there for them in their old age.

Transcript

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00:00:00.080 Modern women are giving away their best years to colleges, jobs, and now they're girlfriends. 1.00
00:00:04.460 It's only a matter of time where most of these women will want to be with a man. 1.00
00:00:08.840 It's just a matter of when.
00:00:10.560 But by the time they realize that, it'll be too late.
00:00:12.860 At this rate, it's going to be like 62.
00:00:14.900 That's the day they're ready to settle down.
00:00:17.060 So you can see on social media, women swearing that they will never leave their friends for a man. 0.61
00:00:22.580 That they have time with their girls or they can go on girls trips.
00:00:26.700 But what I would say to them is you can't marry your girlfriends. 0.78
00:00:29.900 Well, I mean, some might, but you can't have kids with your girlfriends.
00:00:33.660 Your girlfriends won't provide for you and protect you. 1.00
00:00:36.700 And also, like I say on my channel all the time, women can't stand each other. 1.00
00:00:40.280 If you ask most women who has done the worst, most down-low thing to them, it's usually other women. 1.00
00:00:45.580 And I believe that a woman has more of a chance of getting betrayed by their girlfriends in a 20-year period than by their husbands.
00:00:53.700 Lastly, most women can count on their friends being there for them in their old age. 0.99
00:01:00.120 We have all watched the series Golden Girls.
00:01:03.300 That's a real thing.
00:01:04.640 A bunch of old lonely women living together. 1.00
00:01:07.280 Is this the type of life that women want to live? 1.00