postyX - October 21, 2025
Maple Syrup & Mayhem 14: Gotham City North
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Summary
In this episode of Maple Serpent Mayhem, I discuss the lack of a self defense law in Canada, and how this is a symptom of a growing dystopic society run by a government that only cares about itself and not the people around them.
Transcript
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Hello and welcome back to another episode of Maple Serpent Mayhem with me, Posty.
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Now, maybe Canada hasn't fully reached Gotham City status yet, and that's mostly because we don't have a vigilante like Batman.
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But the comparisons to a dystopian, anarcho-tyranny society should not be lost on anyone.
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And of course, if you look at the reported statistics, and I'm saying reported with quotation marks,
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because Canada purposely excludes certain crime statistics based on race,
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I suppose the advantage Gotham has over Canadians is their ability to defend themselves.
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And when it comes to self-defense, it seems like it should be simple.
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You react to a threat with whatever means necessary to protect yourself and escape that threat.
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And I'm sure you've seen the stories from mostly Florida,
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where the police will actively, actually encourage you to protect yourself and property by any means necessary.
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So when a gang of sings come calling for your car or wallet or, God forbid, your daughter,
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you should basically hand over your car keys, wallet, and children, at least according to the Toronto police.
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To prevent the possibility of being attacked in your home, leave your fobs at your front door.
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Because they're breaking into your home to steal your car.
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A lot of them that they're arresting have guns on them.
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So how is it possible that gun crime is more out of control than ever?
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And the suspects are more often than not brown.
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Even the few based cops that we do have left are sick of arresting the same motherfuckers
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So we run into this problem that I refer to quite often,
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that 90% of society, or in Canada's case, 60% of white Canadians,
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or 60% of Canadians, because there's only about 60% of white Canadians,
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have to suffer under the tyranny for the lowest 10% of society.
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It's the same as the schools, the workplaces, everything.
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but allowing violent criminals in the country without vetting them.
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You would think it's pretty stupid for a government to think that criminals are only using legal
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registered guns to commit crimes, and that by outlawing them, the crime will disappear.
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Well, I'm here to tell you it's not stupidity, rather.
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In this case, it's malice, and it's the ushering in of the aforementioned anarcho-tyranny
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and global homo that they've been pushing for at least, I would say, the last 40, 50 years,
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The normal non-hypochondriac Canadian, who was not concerned about getting a yearly flu
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had to suffer under the oppressive boot of the state
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As crazy as it may sound to non-Canadians, and maybe even some Canadians here,
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there is no self-defense law in Canada, really.
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and it permits an individual to use a reasonable and proportional level of force
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to protect themselves, others, or their property.
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And since 2022, Canadian law uses a single consolidated defense
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under Section 34 of the Criminal Code for all cases involving the defense of a person.
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Now, the factor for reasonableness, as far as reasonable force, is determined by the court.
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So, it doesn't take into account how you may have felt about the threat.
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Basically, they're going to use the nature and the extent of the threat,
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its imminence, and any alternative response options.
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because they want you to run, or to call the police,
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or to, basically, you're supposed to retreat here in Canada.
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So, I mean, they'll use other factors as your role in the incident,
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and the physical characteristics of those involved.
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And what they mean by that is that if a smaller, physically smaller man broke in,
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and a larger man, you know, defended himself and happened to beat him to death,
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he would probably go to jail, because he's bigger.
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Now, if you were to use, they call disproportionate forces,
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like if someone came in with no weapons, broke in,
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and you, you know, used a gun on them, or something like that,
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which, again, in Canada, is highly unlikely to happen.
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even though we commonly say that you have a duty to retreat.
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And the reason we say that is because if you don't retreat,
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you're going to be in a lot of legal lawfare bullshit after.
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if there is an imminent threat of death or serious harm.
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It is not permissible to use to protect just your property.
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So, as we know, in the states, especially Republican states like Florida,
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there's a castle doctrine where you can use deadly force to protect your property.
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As to the person, we don't know what homeowner,
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I guess they think that they did something wrong,
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you're more than welcome to shoot them in Santa Rosa County.
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And this is also why you see a lot of these massive thefts
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with no effort to hide or run or anything like that
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with any kind of efficient or sufficient, rather, force.
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And the court ultimately determines what's reasonable
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And if you know anything about the justice system
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So chances are, if there was an option for you to escape
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It is illegal in Canada, specifically for self-defense.
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for self-defense in Canada isn't so cut and dry.
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You can't use a firearm, even if it's legally owned.
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that only legal gun owners are committing crimes.
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your own non-restricted firearms and ammunition.
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and I'm sure they're going to take that away from us soon,
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than a violent invader using illegal guns to assault you,
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This is why I drew the comparison to Gotham City,
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because a lot of the mainstream news or whatever
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and the majority of them are probably out on bail.
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It's a pattern, it's a pattern, whoa, whoa, whoa
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It's a pattern, it's a pattern, whoa, whoa, whoa
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It's a pattern, it's a pattern, whoa, whoa, whoa
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It's a pattern, it's a pattern, whoa, whoa, whoa
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They're a pattern, they're a pattern, whoa, whoa, whoa
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They're a pattern, they're a pattern, whoa, whoa, whoa
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It's a pattern, it's a pattern, whoa, whoa, whoa
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Now I know there may have been the one or two odd
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Actual Canadians thrown in there, white Canadians
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But just imagine if all these fuckers were sent back
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And there would be, you know, crimes and property damage
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If these people were back in their home fucking countries
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And another example is rampant gunfire on the street
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I don't know if they just received the footage or something
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And they put this video that was caught on camera
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And the thing is, is that this stuff happens regularly
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Just this happened to, you know, be caught on camera
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But this is the kind of stuff that we are experiencing
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Because obviously people are starting to notice things