postyX - July 23, 2026


Maple Syrup & Mayhem-Idiocracy or Reality？ PART 2


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Length

1 hour and 3 minutes

Words per minute

118.24

Word count

7,497

Sentence count

377

Harmful content

Misogyny

38

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Toxicity

229

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Hate speech

75

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Transcript

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Misogyny classifications generated with MilaNLProc/bert-base-uncased-ear-misogyny .
Toxicity classifications generated with s-nlp/roberta_toxicity_classifier .
Hate speech classifications generated with facebook/roberta-hate-speech-dynabench-r4-target .
00:00:00.000 Thank you. 0.99
00:00:30.000 holy fuck guys i don't know what it is i think it's the i don't know if it's the 0.99
00:00:38.320 it's not i'm not getting dinged for um copyright it's the signal or something so i'm trying it 0.98
00:00:44.300 differently um instead of inserting the video into the stream software which i don't know if
00:00:51.600 That's what has to, is doing it.
00:00:54.560 But hold on one second here.
00:01:02.960 There we go.
00:01:03.840 That's better.
00:01:05.260 Let's hope this works.
00:01:06.520 I don't know, guys.
00:01:07.480 Otherwise, I guess we're going to have to figure something else out.
00:01:14.080 Why is it?
00:01:14.860 Oh my goodness. I guess we'll just watch it like this. I don't know why. Can we make it a bit smaller? There we go.
00:01:32.860 there we go and we'll crop it 0.99
00:01:44.700 holy fuck what a mess 0.99
00:01:49.500 all right here we go 1.00
00:01:57.620 Now, let's see if it works.
00:02:05.320 I put it back at 36.
00:02:24.620 So we'll try this and see what happens.
00:02:27.620 back tomorrow yeah yeah baby yeah yeah and i finally utilize you you're gonna be paying me
00:02:34.780 that's right whatever you say sir hey you still on the clock yeah girl thank you
00:02:42.880 rita rita it's me joe from the experiment get in the car come on so i'll just say that if this
00:02:49.940 doesn't work and we get shot down again then i'll have to shut down the stream and we'll have to try 0.83
00:02:56.000 again tomorrow or something um or do something different i don't know what the fuck is going on
00:03:01.120 i think like i said it was just too much for the software to handle so hopefully it works this way 0.82
00:03:05.400 using an external browser so i appreciate everybody who came back though hey what the hell man just
00:03:11.900 get in the car i'll explain everything where are we going just get in the car
00:03:15.840 What happened to those army guys?
00:03:21.840 Wait a minute. You got cops after you?
00:03:23.840 Yeah.
00:03:24.840 And you made me get in the car? I got two strikes, asshole. 1.00
00:03:27.840 Tredo, take her right here. Right, right. 1.00
00:03:29.840 Into that dust storm, Tredo.
00:03:38.840 He must have just forgotten about us.
00:03:40.840 He spared 500 years?
00:03:42.840 Oh, hell no. Upgrade, you're gonna kill me. 0.99
00:03:45.840 when I'm a day late with his money. 0.91
00:03:48.240 So you owe your boyfriend money?
00:03:49.880 Well, yeah, he's sort of my manager, too. 0.98
00:03:53.740 You know, he helps me sell the paintings and shit. 0.99
00:03:56.960 Look, Rita, you've got to understand 0.99
00:03:59.160 that Upgrade's been dead for a long time now.
00:04:02.320 Yeah, man, but you said there was a time machine, right?
00:04:04.800 Yeah, yeah, there's a time machine now
00:04:07.100 that can take us back to the past,
00:04:08.720 but there was no time machine back then, so...
00:04:11.160 Upgrade don't care where the time machine is,
00:04:13.000 now, then, last week, he won't find a way
00:04:15.040 Come get his money
00:04:17.620 Well, all I'm saying is you don't have to worry about it 0.71
00:04:20.120 Know what the last time you told me not to worry was 500 goddamn years ago when you were trying to tell me to get in 0.93
00:04:24.640 Some sort of tricked-out army coffin look Rita. I don't know how this happened 0.93
00:04:27.920 I'm doing everything I can to get us back there. Okay, I promise you are harboring a fugitive by the name of not sure
00:04:35.100 Please pull over and wait for the police to incarcerate your passenger
00:04:38.760 Oh, hell no. You know what? You've got to let me up out of here. Right now.
00:04:41.760 Look, Rita, if you don't have one of these, they're going to throw you in jail.
00:04:43.760 And trust me, you don't want to get thrown in the jails they got around here.
00:04:45.760 I've been in them. They're bad. You're better off being with us as bad as that sounds.
00:04:49.760 Wait, what are you doing? Why are we slowing down?
00:04:51.760 Turned off my battery.
00:04:58.760 Look, how far is it? Can we just take a cab or something?
00:05:05.760 Oh, shit. 1.00
00:05:08.760 What the hell's wrong with you? That's your car. 1.00
00:05:22.780 Oh, hell yeah.
00:05:26.300 Come on. Let's get out of here. 0.99
00:05:38.760 Hey, how much farther is it?
00:05:42.920 Uh, it's like far.
00:05:45.960 Man, I could really go for a Starbucks, you know?
00:05:48.880 Yeah, well, I really don't think we have time for a handjob, Joe. 0.98
00:05:52.900 Handjob. Starbucks. 0.95
00:05:58.120 Man, he don't seem too bright. You sure he knows where he's going?
00:06:01.620 I sure hope so. It's our only chance.
00:06:05.840 How'd you hook up with this guy anyway? 1.00
00:06:07.640 this is my lawyer and he's not a very good one either he's a goddamn idiot there's a saddle down 1.00
00:06:15.860 in the costco drop us right by the so i will say it again we lost it again i don't know that it's 0.99
00:06:22.940 copyright it could be possibly it just keeps disconnecting from the rumble so i've flipped
00:06:28.320 the uh horizontally so it's you know hopefully doesn't get picked up if that's what it is if
00:06:34.540 It's copyright.
00:06:35.560 I've never had this issue before on Rumble, so I don't know what it is.
00:06:38.760 But we'll have to see.
00:06:40.800 If it quits again on us, then we'll have to figure something else out for tomorrow or something. 0.72
00:06:46.200 But, yeah, I apologize to everybody, and it's fucking annoying.
00:06:49.840 I know how annoying it is to have to keep logging back in.
00:06:52.160 Time, my thing.
00:07:04.540 Oh, look, one more thing.
00:07:16.500 He thinks he's going to get billions of dollars if he takes us there.
00:07:19.660 So if he mentions anything about a savings account, just play along, okay?
00:07:24.040 Yeah, well, what this time machine don't work?
00:07:26.220 Then I'll spend the rest of my life trying to fix it.
00:07:28.660 welcome i just think it's i think it's funny that uh you know people are so
00:07:38.520 like everybody wants to you know kind of see the future or go to the future and they think
00:07:43.460 it's going to be so much better in the future and this guy's realizing you know of course
00:07:48.840 unfortunately for him that you know he he says he's going to work forever to to get back because
00:07:55.700 you know the future is just not that fucking good so i guess the tendency of people is to
00:08:00.280 always think the future is going to be much better than the past and as we are experiencing now that 0.80
00:08:04.760 is not the case at all i love you welcome to costco i love you welcome to costco i love you 0.94
00:08:14.500 shuttles down there in electronics about an hour from here look at the fucking costco
00:08:23.400 we've been walking forever you sure you know where you're going yeah i know this place is 0.95
00:08:32.080 pretty good i went to law school here in costco yeah i couldn't believe it myself luckily my dad
00:08:39.400 was an alumnus hey come on joe i already told you we'd all like a hand job but we don't have time
00:08:48.860 for it oh you guys can't read it when it's back
00:09:10.380 shuttle comes every few minutes shouldn't be long do i got time to use the bathroom
00:09:18.860 What the f-
00:09:20.860 I'll be right back 0.98
00:09:22.860 Yeah back that thing up. Hey, you mind if I pound on that Joe what I like having sex with chicks 1.00
00:09:29.700 Yeah, I think everybody does Frito not like I do 1.00
00:09:47.660 Hey, what about Rita we can't just leave her here 1.00
00:09:52.860 Shit. 0.99
00:10:22.860 Wait, why am I still here? 1.00
00:10:25.200 God damn, how does this time travel work? 0.99
00:10:27.480 Please don't... 1.00
00:10:28.600 Freeze!
00:10:29.220 Hands up! 0.80
00:10:30.840 Get your hands up!
00:10:32.300 You're free! 0.95
00:10:39.260 Notice all the clothes are like branded with like restaurant names and shit like that? 0.99
00:10:43.500 Like, I noticed her skirt and all that shit. 0.94
00:10:45.720 It's all like very corporatized. 1.00
00:10:52.860 look if you guys are taking me back to that jail just go ahead and shoot me because there's no way 0.99
00:10:59.000 what is this okay sir this is the white house what are we doing at the white house 0.99
00:11:18.140 what oh this is where it gets good it turned out the results of joe's iq test
00:11:24.940 had caught the attention of the highest levels of government this is great this is real great
00:11:31.680 and i imagine this is probably what it like really looks like but we never get to see the inside of
00:11:36.100 it so okay wait a minute i'm the smartest guy in the world says who the iq test you took in prison 0.98
00:11:43.440 you got the highest score in history brought to you by carl's jr yeah dumbass even smarter than 0.96
00:11:48.940 president camacho that's how come he's making you secretary interior okay so who are you i'm the 0.97
00:11:55.560 secretary energy i won a contest got to be a cabinet member i'm the secretary of state
00:12:01.380 brought to you by carl's jr why do you keep saying that because they pay me every time i do
00:12:06.460 it's a really good way to make money see do we not have that now where people you know just say 0.99
00:12:13.140 shit because they get paid for it 0.99
00:12:15.160 and they don't necessarily even believe it. That's the 1.00
00:12:17.100 whole sloppy fucking 1.00
00:12:19.100 the whole slop sphere 1.00
00:12:20.880 of sloppy ganda. 1.00
00:12:22.880 You're so smart, why don't you know that? 1.00
00:12:25.680 Motherfucker. 1.00
00:12:27.120 The Secretary of Defense 1.00
00:12:28.620 and
00:12:29.920 the fun bags over there is the Attorney General.
00:12:33.340 Hi.
00:12:34.840 And that's the Secretary of Education.
00:12:38.600 Oh my god. 1.00
00:12:39.380 It's kind of stupid. 1.00
00:12:40.260 But he's President Camacho's stepbrother. 1.00
00:12:42.780 Still does a pretty good job, eh?
00:12:45.540 You know, I think there's been some kind of mistake.
00:12:48.560 Because the test I took was real, real easy.
00:12:51.840 I am not the smartest guy in the world.
00:12:55.140 Okay?
00:13:00.860 Okay, even if that were true, I can't be the Secretary of the Interior.
00:13:04.440 I don't even know what it is. 0.99
00:13:05.620 You better fart the hell. 0.99
00:13:07.720 Sit down. 0.99
00:13:08.820 President Camacho.
00:13:09.760 I got to take care of some business, baby.
00:13:13.020 So I need y'all to wait outside.
00:13:15.100 Dwayne Elizondo Camacho, five-time Ultimate Smackdown champion.
00:13:20.600 Literally a wrestler becoming the president.
00:13:24.280 And, you know, I don't know if anybody follows wrestling.
00:13:27.900 But Donald Trump, the current president, had a shtick in the WWE for a little bit. 0.97
00:13:34.240 Porn superstar. 0.83
00:13:35.700 And this was after this movie or prior to the movie. 0.77
00:13:38.500 special summit with the smartest man in the world no i think it was after the so you smart huh no
00:13:47.460 i thought your hair would be bigger 0.99
00:13:54.340 god damn could look like a peanut let's get you sworn in 1.00
00:14:03.300 house of represent 0.99
00:14:08.500 yeah jesse ventura yeah i never thought about that too jesse ventura uh got into politics too 0.69
00:14:23.280 and he was fucking insane in wrestling like he was so wild and like i was convinced he was a 0.95
00:14:28.380 fucking homosexual but uh yeah he's in politics too and he's left too right he's on the left 0.99
00:14:35.660 can you imagine saying something like that in current era movie he'd never fucking get away 1.00
00:14:57.260 with that but i mean he he would because he's black but 1.00
00:14:59.540 shit 1.00
00:15:05.020 I know shit's bad right now 1.00
00:15:09.300 with all that starving bullshit 1.00
00:15:10.820 and the dust storms 0.99
00:15:12.660 and we running out of french fries and burrito
00:15:14.820 coverings
00:15:15.440 but I got a solution
00:15:18.400 that's what you said last time 1.00
00:15:19.800 you're a dick 1.00
00:15:22.220 South Carolina 1.00
00:15:23.480 what's up
00:15:24.320 literally 0.84
00:15:26.920 like literally we see this happen at graduation ceremonies it's fucking wild to see this 0.82
00:15:32.020 oh yeah libertarian honestly it's so crazy how libertarian used to align more with what the right 0.71
00:15:39.560 or nationalists i guess you could say are fighting for and now libertarian is more 0.91
00:15:43.560 left-coded it's it's fucking crazy how things swing across like the pendulum like that 0.92
00:15:48.660 that's what i thought 0.98
00:15:57.060 now i understand everyone's shit's emotional right now but listen up 0.93
00:16:05.900 i got a three-point plan to fix everything 0.73
00:16:10.200 number one we got this guy not sure
00:16:15.980 number two he's got a higher IQ than any man alive he thinks that his name is not sure
00:16:23.500 but if you do know I don't know if you picked up on that I mean because again this has gotten
00:16:28.700 interrupted three times so if you've been following along bless your soul but the guy's
00:16:34.260 name is Frito like you know Frito-Lay chips and number three he's gonna fix everything
00:16:40.940 i give you my word as president he'll fix the problems with all the dead crops
00:16:48.540 he's gonna make them grow again and that ain't all i give you my word
00:16:56.380 you know what that might be a very good uh analogy of it jc because yeah i can see that
00:17:06.800 Most people are just trying to not get hit.
00:17:10.920 They're stuck in the middle and trying to avoid the blows, I guess.
00:17:13.420 It's the dust on the sea.
00:17:17.740 I'll give you my word.
00:17:20.820 He's going to be dead common.
00:17:26.200 He's so smart.
00:17:28.880 He's going to do it all in one week.
00:17:33.340 Can you imagine this being the president?
00:17:36.800 Like, I mean, we're on a world leader stage.
00:17:39.460 I mean, we have some pretty flamboyant fellas out there, you know, like Zelensky and, you know, Trudeau and the French guy, Macron.
00:17:47.700 And they're a little, you know, a little fancy, a little light on their feet, twinkle toes, if you want to call it. 0.98
00:17:53.220 But like this is fucking next level. 0.97
00:17:56.160 President Camacho stood before the world and promised everyone that Joe would solve all their problems. 0.98
00:18:02.560 he would not only end the dust bowl and heal the economy but he would cure acne and car sickness as 0.98
00:18:10.480 well and if he didn't president camacho made another promise he would kick joe's smart balls 1.00
00:18:17.100 all the way up to the roof of his smart mouth and then he would throw his brainy ass back in jail 1.00
00:18:22.940 I should, uh, be honest with you, Mr. President. 0.99
00:18:30.380 I don't know how to be secretary of anything.
00:18:32.440 I mean, I've never even voted, actually.
00:18:34.100 I don't know what the secretary of the interior even is.
00:18:37.020 Come on, Scro. 1.00
00:18:38.720 Don't be a pussy. 1.00
00:18:40.440 It beats jail, don't it? 1.00
00:18:42.160 Besides, you do a kick-ass job, you get a full presidential party.
00:18:48.320 No jail time.
00:18:49.940 Yeah? 1.00
00:18:50.500 Fuck yeah! 1.00
00:18:52.940 Now, give me a beer. 1.00
00:18:54.560 And get you one, too. 1.00
00:19:02.620 Shit! 1.00
00:19:04.300 Hold on, Vato! 1.00
00:19:11.400 Fuck sakes. 1.00
00:19:16.540 But, you know, it is a good example of the bread and circuses that we get now, right? 0.99
00:19:21.000 not to maybe the ridiculous degree but who's to say it's not going to get there but that's all it
00:19:27.640 is right it's all just politics current uh time and day and stuff like that is just literally
00:19:33.900 entertainment it's like reality tv
00:19:36.100 Do something smart
00:19:50.660 Uh, okay
00:19:53.140 Uh, I'll, uh
00:19:58.260 Hey, we found that lawyer you wanted
00:20:01.100 Oh, okay, great, thanks
00:20:02.800 Uh, right now I'm going to, uh, you know
00:20:05.740 confer with my counsel you understand so I'll be right back gonna go uh just
00:20:11.620 work on some crap stuff get that taken care of hopefully get it worked out by
00:20:14.980 the time we get back here sounds pretty smart right here okay stay there dude 0.93
00:20:20.920 this is trepidatious drop me a room at the White House everyone gets laid at
00:20:24.940 the White House everyone yeah yeah I'm real glad you're happy to be here for
00:20:28.920 you know but I brought you here to help me okay I don't know the first thing 0.75
00:20:31.900 about growing crops much less the goddamn economy economy let's see growing crops no i just need
00:20:42.220 you to tell me yeah i agree jc oh that's easy well you go down by the museum and stuff it's like 0.94
00:20:49.000 it's like by the museum sort of but actually not really more like on the street you go um
00:20:57.200 wait let me start over okay you know where the time machine is hey just draw me a map okay
00:21:02.780 you still want the money oh if i had some money and a room at the white house i would be like
00:21:09.980 it's mine all night and the funny part about this i just wanted to say is that
00:21:17.100 you know how he's like directions they don't know directions again this is something that
00:21:21.540 is becoming an issue in a lot of different fields whether it's policing you know paramedics and
00:21:28.780 stuff like that obviously Uber Eats I mean they have or not Uber Eats sorry Uber they have the
00:21:33.920 maps I guess the GPS but like it's usually in their own language and stuff like that and I've
00:21:39.640 been told stories of you know paramedics that don't know directions like north south and stuff
00:21:45.060 like that so it's funny to watch this kind of stuff in the movie but it's actually playing out
00:21:49.900 real time listen i told these people that you're smart okay so act smart smart like you oh i gotta
00:21:57.660 go to the time machine i want to go home i don't talk like that i don't talk like that 0.99
00:22:03.100 shit i thought there was two of you see 0.98
00:22:09.340 okay let's go take a look at those crops especially the ones uh you know out around the museum area 0.99
00:22:16.620 all right hey come on now you either lead follow get out of the way all right
00:22:27.580 whoa did you just make that up yes i did now look i also need help finding this girl named
00:22:35.420 rita like immediately and uh frito will give you a hand with it why well because uh you know
00:22:42.140 she'd be an essential integral asset you know for our team for us to you know utilize
00:22:51.060 so it's like been basically it's basically just like a bunch of pre-teen boys jokes like that's
00:23:06.560 the level of their uh english knowledge and is you know communication skills is basically just 0.96
00:23:13.460 doing cheesy fucking teenage jokes with each other hey we are watching the movie donald 0.77
00:23:26.260 we've had issues because i think my streaming software couldn't handle the processing of 0.98
00:23:31.600 whatever so we're watching it on a third attempt here and i'm interjecting my five cents whenever
00:23:38.940 but yeah basically and you know we're drawing parallels and stuff because there's a lot of
00:23:44.300 them okay you're gonna bring her here right oh yeah but first 0.90
00:23:50.220 Oh, yeah, that sucks pretty bad. 1.00
00:24:12.820 Frida, why don't you come over here and take a look at this. 1.00
00:24:16.020 Come on, hustle over here, buddy. 1.00
00:24:18.020 I want to figure this out.
00:24:19.020 See, uh, there's not a lot of moisture.
00:24:21.740 Have you got the map?
00:24:23.440 Oh, yeah.
00:24:25.020 Discreetly.
00:24:30.680 Right there.
00:24:31.520 Nice.
00:24:32.820 Stand up. 0.96
00:24:33.580 Let's make it.
00:24:35.600 Yo, that's the secretary's not sure. 1.00
00:24:38.000 They found that whore you wanted. 0.99
00:24:39.400 Hey, that may be how you refer to women in the future, but come on. 1.00
00:24:42.600 No, sir. 1.00
00:24:43.400 Turns out she charged some guy a lot of money and didn't put out.
00:24:46.920 Don't worry, though. 0.95
00:24:47.740 we'll get her out on a work release whoring license as long as you're doing work release
00:24:53.120 joe that's not sure ma'am secretary not sure secretary secretary of what say would you guys 0.68
00:25:04.720 mind if we had a little moment together alone you know in the bushes
00:25:11.420 hey you want us to come along make sure she puts out no thanks i can handle it
00:25:30.220 yeah i thought you was in jail how'd you get to be the secretary of interior just keep very um
00:25:36.340 Middle Eastern coded, Islamic coded, that kind of attitude, you know, like you making someone put
00:25:43.320 out. Just saying. Keep walking. I'll explain everything. 0.66
00:25:56.300 Get ready to run.
00:26:00.240 What? Oh, God damn it. Way to go, Frito. You know what? Just make a run for it. 0.99
00:26:06.280 Anyways, we'll ask for directions on the way.
00:26:07.880 No way, man.
00:26:08.520 I spent the last two days looking for her.
00:26:10.020 It ain't easy to find. 0.99
00:26:10.940 Dammit, I can't go back to jail, 0.99
00:26:12.300 and I sure as hell can't solve all these problems. 0.99
00:26:14.300 Well, all I know is I better find Upgrade before he finds me.
00:26:17.500 Listen to me.
00:26:18.220 Upgrade cannot find you, okay?
00:26:19.980 It's impossible.
00:26:20.860 Oh, yeah?
00:26:21.600 Yeah.
00:26:22.220 And even if Upgrade could somehow magically travel through time,
00:26:26.060 we got Secret Service guys with huge guns protecting us, okay?
00:26:29.600 So don't worry.
00:26:30.340 You're safe.
00:26:31.320 And you know what?
00:26:32.180 It's none of my business, but when we get back,
00:26:34.220 you and Upgrade should seriously think about couples counseling, okay?
00:26:37.360 And you should also think about maybe finding an art manager
00:26:39.800 who's not also your boyfriend.
00:26:45.080 Hey!
00:26:47.480 She not putting out?
00:26:49.400 Uh, no, she is.
00:26:51.860 We already did it.
00:26:53.660 Yeah, he was great.
00:26:57.720 Okay.
00:26:59.320 Hey, a couple of us guys were wondering, uh,
00:27:02.240 we go family style on her.
00:27:04.220 Oh my god!
00:27:06.220 Uh, yeah, probably not right now. We should focus on the crops, so let's get back to work. Maybe later. 0.50
00:27:15.220 Again, we know a specific kind of people that thinks that's okay, so...
00:27:26.220 What the hell is this?
00:27:28.220 tastes like gatorade is that that brondo stuff they're watering the house with a sports drink
00:27:38.420 brondo the thirst mutilator had come to replace water virtually everywhere water the basic
00:27:46.260 component of all life had been deemed a threat to brondo's profit margin thank you so much
00:27:51.560 came during the budget crisis of 2330 when the Brando Corporation simply bought the FDA and the
00:27:59.500 FCC, enabling them to say, do, and sell anything they wanted. I flipped the screen to try to avoid
00:28:11.620 copyright. But he did see a problem that he might actually be able to solve. With his options running
00:28:19.160 out joe took a bold step he would not get out of the way this time he would lead for the last time
00:28:28.100 i'm pretty sure what's killing the crops is this brondo stuff the brondo's got what plants crave
00:28:33.920 it's got electrolytes so wait a minute what you're saying is that you want us to put water
00:28:40.040 on the crops yes water like out the toilet well i mean it doesn't have to be out of the toilet
00:28:46.700 but but yeah that's the idea but brondo's got what plants crave it's got electrolytes okay look
00:28:54.540 the plants aren't growing so i'm pretty sure that the brondo's not working now i'm no botanist but
00:28:59.180 i do know that if you put water on plants they grow well i've never seen no plants grow out of
00:29:04.700 no toilet hey that's good you sure you ain't the smartest guy in the world yeah okay look
00:29:10.940 you want to solve this problem i want to get my pardon so why don't we just try it okay and not
00:29:16.060 Not worry about what plants crave.
00:29:18.680 Brando's got what plants crave.
00:29:20.860 Yeah, it's got electrolytes.
00:29:23.960 I already said thanks, but thanks again, Earl, for gifting that membership.
00:29:26.880 And I was just going to say with memberships, once, like I said, if there's an interest in memberships, then I'm going to probably do some specific membership-only content.
00:29:36.540 But right now with, you know, just a few.
00:29:39.020 But like I said, there's no pressure.
00:29:40.420 But I'm just saying, if that's something that you're interested in, then I am going to start doing more specific members' content.
00:29:48.580 I'm not sure what that'll be.
00:29:49.680 It'll probably be some fun stuff in that.
00:29:51.080 But we'll see.
00:29:51.740 But thanks again, Earl.
00:29:52.920 What are electrolytes?
00:29:54.460 Do you even know?
00:29:55.580 It's what they use to make brando.
00:29:58.500 Yeah, but why did they use them to make brando?
00:30:01.780 Because brando's got electrolytes.
00:30:03.320 after several hours joe finally gave up on logic and reason and simply told the cabinet that he
00:30:13.320 could talk to plants and that they wanted water so just to summarize that if you're not catching
00:30:20.460 up or whatever is there the corporations basically this corporation that is like a gatorade but it's
00:30:26.680 called Brondo have convinced everybody because everybody's really low IQ that all everything
00:30:35.260 needs this this Gatorade drink this Brondo to survive including plants people the only time
00:30:40.660 they use water is for the toilet so literally everything is getting this Brondo stuff which 0.80
00:30:48.140 is obviously a pure sugar fucking you know drink so they can't figure out why the plants are dying 0.65
00:30:54.300 So this is where we're at now. 0.97
00:30:55.900 He's discovered that they're feeding it that Brondo and that they now need water.
00:31:02.280 He made believers out of everyone.
00:31:05.340 That's right, Earl, yes.
00:31:06.700 Joe didn't know it, but the beloved electrolytes were salts that had been building up in the topsoil over the decades,
00:31:13.240 killing plants and leading to the dust bowl.
00:31:16.460 As Secretary of the Interior, Joe ordered all crops to be switched to water,
00:31:21.260 promising that over time plants would grow and the dust bowl would end he would can you imagine 0.96
00:31:27.880 sitting there and the sprinkler in the summer and getting covered in that sticky fucking brondo 0.99
00:31:32.700 shit like oh it's on the fast track to a full presidential pardon or so it seemed 0.99
00:31:40.220 I hope something grows fast. 1.00
00:31:47.080 Yeah, so we can haul our ass back home. 0.99
00:31:49.760 Man, you really think those people would have starved to death? 1.00
00:31:53.560 I don't know.
00:31:54.840 I mean, how did the world ever get like this?
00:31:59.160 You know things are bad when they're coming to me for answers.
00:32:02.440 It's a weird feeling being smarter than everyone.
00:32:05.140 Mm-hmm.
00:32:05.900 I'm not used to it.
00:32:07.040 Yeah, me neither. 1.00
00:32:10.220 You think Einstein walked around thinking everyone was a bunch of dumb shits? 1.00
00:32:15.160 Yeah, I hadn't thought of that. 1.00
00:32:17.780 Now you know why you built that bomb.
00:32:20.380 Yeah. 1.00
00:32:22.640 Look at the fucking shit. 1.00
00:32:24.160 Hey, Joe, listen. 1.00
00:32:25.420 Those cops...
00:32:26.180 Oh, hey, I'm sorry about that.
00:32:27.740 No, no.
00:32:28.560 They said that you got me a pardon.
00:32:31.760 You know, if you hadn't done that, I'd still be in jail right now, so...
00:32:35.220 I guess I owe you one.
00:32:40.220 You know, you don't have to sleep on the floor
00:32:42.760 if you don't want to.
00:32:46.420 Oh, no, I'm...
00:32:48.100 I'm alright, yeah.
00:32:50.320 Besides, you know, I don't think Upgrade would be too happy
00:32:52.800 about that.
00:32:54.340 You in bed with a stranger? 0.99
00:33:00.720 Upgrade kills me. 0.99
00:33:02.960 I know, I know.
00:33:03.960 he she's laughing obviously because he was her pimp but this guy he's genuinely laughing like
00:33:15.960 he thinks it's anyways he doesn't he's not in on it 0.99
00:33:19.860 oh shit it's upgrade 0.59
00:33:33.700 it's not upgrade even enough time joe's plan might have worked but when the brondo stock 0.98
00:33:40.660 suddenly dropped to zero leaving half the population unemployed dumb angry mobs took to
00:33:46.480 the streets rioting and looting and screaming for joe's head an emergency cabinet meeting was called
00:33:52.880 with the ceo of the brondo corporation i imagine this is what it's going to look like when we
00:33:58.420 cut off the welfare to all the migrants and they're uh you know then charging the 1.00
00:34:05.340 government offices i guess or whatever for their free welfare 1.00
00:34:09.040 nobody's buying brondo the thirst mutilator 0.99
00:34:12.020 ah shit half the country works 0.99
00:34:13.980 for brondo not anymore 1.00
00:34:15.320 the stock is dropped to zero and the computer
00:34:17.880 did that auto layoff thing to everybody
00:34:19.640 we're all unemployed i think that makes the
00:34:21.900 comedy suck why is this happening 0.50
00:34:23.700 i think it's because we switched to water 0.99
00:34:25.840 but i mean this is all your fault
00:34:28.100 what yeah it's your 1.00
00:34:30.040 fault this shit started happening when we 1.00
00:34:31.960 switched to water 0.99
00:34:32.660 yeah yeah if you didn't catch that comment in there this part's important because ai
00:34:48.880 was managing the company like managing everything the whole company of that brondo
00:34:54.440 and did you hear what he said the ai or the he never said ai but he said like the automatic 0.98
00:34:59.280 you know firing or whatever the fuck he called it dismissal thing yeah that's right the layoffs 0.99
00:35:07.040 the ai did the layoff he was on to something mike judge back then he wrote this fucking 0.99
00:35:12.320 film so tried taking water from toilets but it's secretary not sure who finds himself in the toilet 0.97
00:35:19.700 now and the fact that the newscast like look at them they're like all jacked up and like shirtless
00:35:25.080 and stuff like that because this is the kind of entertainment that people want to see it's 0.99
00:35:27.820 degeneracy and as history pulls down its pants and prepares to lower its ass on not shore's head 0.99
00:35:33.980 it will be daddy justice who will be crapping on him this time we now go live to violence 0.99
00:35:40.160 channel correspondent for micah davis at the extreme court with highlights on today's trial 0.69
00:35:46.120 thank you velveta well it's boring and slow with not sure trying to bullshit everyone with a bunch
00:35:56.020 a smart talk. Blah, blah, blah. You gotta believe me. That part of the trial sucked. But then the
00:36:04.020 Chief Jay just went off. He said, man, whatever. The guy's guilty as shit. We all know that.
00:36:10.640 And he sentences us to one night of rehabilitation. Hey, rehabilitation? One night. Doesn't sound so
00:36:18.320 bad. Not so bad, huh? Here's some highlights from last week's rehabilitation.
00:36:26.020 a rehabilitation i don't know if you're getting up out of that but but this could be really fun
00:36:43.760 for some of those particularly egregious crimes that we keep experiencing
00:36:47.920 tylenol jones and tomorrow night looks even more better word is that beef supreme himself
00:36:58.900 might come out of retirement wow thank you for micah so you think you can escape again
00:37:06.540 like you did last time no they're pretty much kangaroo courts and public punishment
00:37:11.140 You chained me to a big rock.
00:37:15.320 Jesus.
00:37:16.160 Yeah. 1.00
00:37:16.940 Look, Rita, get Frito. 0.62
00:37:19.440 Get him to take you back to the time machine without me.
00:37:21.940 Don't wait.
00:37:22.640 No.
00:37:23.960 You could have split on me before, but you didn't.
00:37:26.140 Look, you want to pay me back?
00:37:27.700 Just go back, okay?
00:37:29.820 Tell people to read books.
00:37:32.660 Tell people to stay in school.
00:37:34.020 You know, tell people to just use their brains or something.
00:37:38.120 And, you know, I think maybe the world got like this because of people like me.
00:37:41.500 I never did anything with my life.
00:37:43.660 At least you were an artist.
00:37:45.980 So just go back.
00:37:47.720 She was an artist, all right.
00:37:49.240 He still doesn't get it.
00:37:50.280 It's over.
00:37:54.160 And Rita, whatever you do, keep painting, okay?
00:37:59.640 Good luck, Joe.
00:38:08.120 Okay, that's five down, and one more to go.
00:38:11.120 Are you ready for a monster truck duel to the dead?
00:38:15.120 Yeah!
00:38:17.120 Give it up for the guitar, Ernie. 0.99
00:38:20.120 Okay, we're gonna do this shit, but first, 0.98
00:38:23.120 to meet us in a natural anthem, 0.99
00:38:25.120 the star of All My Balls, Gourmet Chavez!
00:38:30.120 Thank you, thank you.
00:38:33.120 Come on! 0.99
00:38:35.120 That's their entertainment, kicking people in the balls. 0.99
00:38:52.320 It's great. 0.99
00:39:00.660 Yeah.
00:39:01.260 So, my car's out front whenever you want me to take you to that time machine.
00:39:10.680 Thanks, Frito.
00:39:12.460 Yeah.
00:39:15.000 That's...
00:39:15.560 Real bummer about Joe, huh?
00:39:19.840 Yeah.
00:39:21.700 Paul, can you turn this up?
00:39:24.480 I love rehabilitation.
00:39:31.260 Okay, let's meet our rehabilitation officers for tonight, with a combined record of 62 kills.
00:39:45.260 Please welcome Billy Mawamba and the Dewdozer!
00:39:56.260 And his brother Bobby Mawamba and the Ass Blaster!
00:40:02.260 I got a truck too, right? 0.73
00:40:04.260 Yeah. Here it comes.
00:40:16.260 Get in.
00:40:23.260 You still got the chain attached.
00:40:28.260 Door won't shut.
00:40:30.260 We can break it off.
00:40:32.260 Yeah, I got an idea.
00:40:34.260 Put it in the trunk.
00:40:35.260 Yeah, that'll work.
00:40:40.260 Who's smart now? 1.00
00:40:41.260 Goddamn. 1.00
00:40:45.260 Toilet water on crops, it costs millions of people their jobs. 0.99
00:40:49.440 Let's get ready to rehabilitate, not sure.
00:41:04.540 Everybody guessed this is how I was going to die.
00:41:07.460 There's something to be said, like I said, about this punishment, you know,
00:41:10.480 because I think in certain cases we could bring back public humiliation
00:41:14.400 and uh we would probably have a better society for it but it doesn't really apply when you have
00:41:20.740 a multiracial society because different races don't feel shame are you ready for some car on
00:41:25.500 action yes i can't watch this this is gonna be so sad i hope i don't cry
00:41:36.200 yes it is absolute cinema 0.99
00:42:06.200 only undefeated officer ever in history coming out of the fire with just a pound not sure as ass
00:42:13.400 driving the biggest hugest correctional vehicle ever built in history bigger than the steel dozer 0.94
00:42:20.440 bigger than the ass blaster bigger and bigger than everything ever before in history 0.60
00:42:26.520 the brand new ass dozer give it up for feet to breathe 0.99
00:42:36.200 I guess they didn't think enough 0.99
00:42:52.660 that they needed to make sure it would fit
00:42:54.700 through the opening. 1.00
00:43:04.880 Oh, shit. 1.00
00:43:06.200 I think it was too big, huh? 1.00
00:43:08.200 We seem to be experimenting some technological differences.
00:43:14.200 Oh, uh...
00:43:16.200 Technological differences?
00:43:18.200 It's working everywhere! 1.00
00:43:22.200 Shit! 1.00
00:43:24.200 That's a big pile of rocks! 1.00
00:43:26.200 Kinda reminds me of this one-time shit. 0.99
00:43:30.200 Oh, oh, okay! We're gonna start without being supreme! 0.99
00:43:34.200 We're in Crocs, too. 0.68
00:44:04.200 was that like a big dildo on the front of the car i didn't notice that before
00:44:17.400 Mr. President, Mr. President, I need to talk to you.
00:44:23.360 You gotta stop this thing, he was right about the water.
00:44:26.100 We've got some crops on the way here, they're growing.
00:44:28.780 I didn't see no crops.
00:44:30.820 They're circling around.
00:44:32.860 They're gonna do the malachi crunch on him. 0.99
00:44:37.980 This is an illegal fool, okay, so don't tell nobody. 0.99
00:44:41.140 Oh. 1.00
00:44:47.400 whoops oh my god
00:45:02.360 you know what maybe Earl that they got their start because yeah this came out
00:45:06.680 in like 2006 maybe or something like that so yeah that tracks it could be
00:45:18.400 Did he win?
00:45:24.400 Uh-oh. Look.
00:45:41.400 Hey, Fredo.
00:45:42.400 Fredo, you remember those crops we saw off the road right by the Starbucks?
00:45:45.400 I don't know.
00:45:47.400 Not only are Crocs still around, Donald Duck-Tater, I have a pair called Doodle Crocs, and they have, like, it looks like my dog.
00:45:58.180 It has, like, curly, it looks like curly hair on them, and it's, like, the same color as my dog.
00:46:04.360 So they make all kinds of different Crocs.
00:46:08.040 I like money.
00:46:17.400 Hey, um, the, uh, the main screen is malfunctioning, and they're going to need you outside immediately. 1.00
00:46:34.460 There's a bunch of whores in the hallway. 1.00
00:46:41.160 Come on, Fredo, hurry. 1.00
00:46:44.220 Can't believe you like money, too.
00:46:46.040 We should hang out.
00:46:48.040 Totally.
00:47:14.040 He's behind the truck!
00:47:16.040 all right that's fair that's fair enough especially going into like shopping or a
00:47:28.520 restaurant or something like that i can agree with that they're really for house or cottage you know
00:47:46.040 The gentleman's lattes.
00:48:16.040 Hold on, okay?
00:48:29.060 Everyone, just take it easy, okay?
00:48:31.540 Can I just say something here?
00:48:36.340 I don't even know what I'm guilty of here.
00:48:39.260 I never said that I was the smartest person on Earth.
00:48:42.060 You people did.
00:48:43.420 I didn't know that you'd lose your jobs and all your money.
00:48:46.040 and i'm very sorry that that happened but i'm telling you if you put water on the crops it
00:48:52.600 might actually no it will work i promise you you just have to believe me if i just wanted to help
00:49:00.240 you that's all so you can try and shoot me you can try and run me over whatever but i just want
00:49:06.980 you to ask yourselves one question first do you really want to live in a world where you try to
00:49:14.260 blow up the one person that's trying to help you and that's the world we're living in now
00:49:20.080 right that's the message of the movie
00:49:23.320 apparently they do apparently
00:49:44.260 Oh, man, that was great.
00:49:59.020 Hey, was I wearing pants when we went in there? 1.00
00:50:03.180 Shit. 1.00
00:50:04.260 What do I look like, a pants goblin? 1.00
00:50:06.600 Wait, this reminds me of something.
00:50:09.120 Uh, rebuild, rehab-a-la-
00:50:12.960 Rehabilitation?
00:50:14.240 Why you keep trying to read that word? 1.00
00:50:15.920 You a fag? 1.00
00:50:17.420 Fag your face? 1.00
00:50:27.760 Come on, Fredo. 0.99
00:50:29.760 Yeah, I don't think so.
00:50:33.260 Oh, yeah. 1.00
00:50:42.960 Fucking Frito had one job here, one fucking job, and that's how dumbed down they've become. 1.00
00:50:47.880 They can't even remember their one job. 1.00
00:51:12.960 This guy just got his ass apart! 0.99
00:51:42.960 Yeah, Rita, I mean, I don't know what to say. 0.99
00:51:56.340 You know, you saved my life.
00:51:57.520 No one's ever done anything like that for me.
00:51:59.680 Yeah, well, you know, you were looking out for the whole world,
00:52:03.340 so, you know, I thought someone should look out for you, too.
00:52:07.580 Thanks.
00:52:09.760 I can't believe I'm even saying this,
00:52:11.660 but even though these people tried to kill me you know i think i'm actually gonna kind of miss them
00:52:17.180 yeah preto he's gonna give us a ride back to the time machine assuming it works i hope he's okay to
00:52:23.580 drive it's you oh man i really love yourself thank you so much oh jesus i'm not going what
00:52:36.140 i had some pretty bad habits back there that i don't want to fall into again
00:52:41.220 maybe it's time i got a new start besides they offered me a pretty good job at starbucks here
00:52:47.840 i'm gonna be a ceo starbucks does the rub and tug right they're the the massages with the happy
00:52:56.520 ending in this timeline at starbucks yeah yeah you're still gonna paint though right
00:53:02.600 yeah sure i guess this is goodbye then
00:53:09.600 hey hey hey hey i got a couple presidential decrees to make 1.00
00:53:17.240 not sure get your ass up here wherever you is 0.99
00:53:22.360 Oh boy. 0.99
00:53:52.360 This is a glimpse into what's going to happen when all of us right-wing nationalist dissidents
00:54:12.620 get put in jail for mean words. We're going to have a lot of lefties, you know, after a couple
00:54:17.880 weeks screaming about you know what are they going to do who's going to fix the stuff who's
00:54:23.580 going to you know get bring in their uh their milk and their uh for their lattes and all that
00:54:28.620 kind of stuff who's going to do any of that stuff the supply chain's going to collapse
00:54:31.540 how are we going to figure out about the garbage ambulances and it's a comedy
00:54:36.760 and what about the yeah no no doubt earl
00:54:39.800 reactor in florida is broken leaking or something's happening i thought it was in georgia
00:54:46.700 Georgia's in Florida.
00:54:49.440 Oh, Lord.
00:54:50.540 Hey, hey, I know. 1.00
00:54:52.480 Let's put toilet water on it.
00:54:54.500 Huh?
00:54:54.820 Yeah, yeah.
00:54:55.860 Yeah, that's a good idea.
00:54:57.160 We did on the crops.
00:54:58.360 Come on, Mato.
00:54:59.900 Hey, you can't leave. 1.00
00:55:03.040 Whatever happened to all that leave, follow, get out of the way shit, huh? 0.99
00:55:16.700 i guess i just can't get out of the way anymore can i you know what forget about the time machine 0.99
00:55:25.780 is that right yeah it is
00:55:32.340 right
00:55:35.680 welcome to the time machine that's that's the time machine so this whole time just imagine 0.97
00:55:46.200 if they really wanted to go back this is a fucking thing they're supposed to oh man i would not be 0.78
00:55:52.360 happy is all i'm saying take you back first to the year 1939 when charlie chaplin and his evil 0.98
00:55:59.500 nazi regime enslaved europe and tried to take over the world nice so you knew this thing was
00:56:04.820 just a ride the whole time yeah you thought you could really travel through time huh yeah i guess 1.00
00:56:10.440 I did yeah the smartest guy in the world you're pretty dumb sometimes so why 0.94
00:56:15.680 didn't you tell us cuz I like money I'm sorry but if it's not a real-time 0.98
00:56:21.480 machine there wouldn't have been any money you know cuz I can't go back in
00:56:25.860 time and open a savings account
00:56:29.480 Don't worry, no, it's okay.
00:56:34.880 Well, I guess we're stuck here.
00:56:38.020 But then an even greater force emerged.
00:56:41.280 The UN and the UN.
00:56:43.460 The UN.
00:56:43.900 The UN Nazi-ed the world forever.
00:56:46.880 And so, after serving a short term as vice president, Joe was elected the president of America. 0.96
00:56:54.060 Frito became vice president, and Rita, the former prostitute, became first lady. 0.83
00:56:59.480 Today I step into the shoes of a great man. 0.87
00:57:02.180 Yeah, I know, Austin. 1.00
00:57:03.360 I got fucked up. 0.99
00:57:04.960 I lost the stream twice. 0.97
00:57:07.400 So hopefully I can merge them back on the replay.
00:57:12.360 Otherwise, what I'll do is I'll, maybe in a couple weeks, we'll do it again.
00:57:16.240 We'll go over it again.
00:57:18.380 By the name of Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho.
00:57:24.360 and the president not sure's leadership a new era gone you know there was a time in this country
00:57:33.540 when smart people were considered cool well maybe not cool but smart people did things
00:57:41.280 like build ships and pyramids and they even went to the moon 0.98
00:57:45.500 and there was a time in this country a long time ago when reading wasn't just for fags 0.82
00:57:56.140 and neither was writing people wrote books and movies movies that had stories so you cared 0.98
00:58:03.660 whose ass it was and why it was farting and i believe that time can come again 0.96
00:58:10.460 Yep. 0.99
00:58:29.500 Joe and Rita had three children, the three smartest kids in the world.
00:58:34.260 vice president frito took eight wives and had a total of 32 kids they really injected the 0.94
00:58:42.880 islamic ideology into this movie as a larp hey it's pretty fucking funny i wonder if it was 0.99
00:58:48.500 intentional or just you know the most ridiculous thing he could think of and it just happens to 1.00
00:58:52.540 be the same as islam 32 of the dumbest kids ever to walk the earth 0.99
00:58:57.540 Okay, so maybe Joe didn't save mankind, but he got the ball rolling, and that's pretty good for an average guy. 1.00
00:59:11.700 so that is it for the oh let's get rid of this that's my screen that's it for uh the idiocracy
00:59:36.420 and uh yeah i know it was in three parts so we'll probably end up doing it again
00:59:40.520 in a couple weeks or something. I don't know. Like I said, I have a feeling it was my software
00:59:46.020 because now it worked when I did it a different way. So obviously, my software cannot manage to
00:59:52.600 play a video within it and stream at the same time. We're not at that level yet. So I apologize
00:59:58.580 for that. But I'm gonna try to mix it together. But I don't know what you guys think. I think it's
01:00:03.140 pretty, you know, it was pretty predictive of what we're experiencing now a lot of parallels
01:00:08.080 there um the fact that we've normalized the whole bread and circuses and politics especially
01:00:13.640 american politics um and even in canada we normalize the constant scamming and scandals
01:00:20.120 and stuff like that and everything so it is for all intents and purposes literal idiocracy uh we
01:00:27.220 encourage or we we how do you put it we support and lift up and prop up the lowest common
01:00:34.920 denominator in society. And then, you know, at the expense of the people that are higher
01:00:42.520 intelligence and are productive members of society. So I don't know, I think if things
01:00:47.940 don't change that that's pretty much where we're going to be at another 1020 years with
01:00:52.420 especially with AI. There's going to be a lot of things that people will people will
01:00:57.400 literally have no jobs, right? They want to put in this universal basic income so that
01:01:03.320 people can just basically sit home and consume the goyslop and the state-funded media and all
01:01:11.000 this stuff. Well, AI does the productive work that, well, maybe it wasn't productive, but AI
01:01:16.180 does the work that these people would normally be doing. I don't know if we're at the point yet
01:01:21.040 where AI can take over trade. So I think if you're in the trade, you're probably mark safe for now,
01:01:27.040 but who knows what's going to happen. Like I said, look at this movie. They didn't really even care
01:01:31.300 everything they just dumped their garbage everywhere it was like india it was like a
01:01:34.780 modern version of india india in 20 years so uh what was that earl maybe having the smartest people 0.91
01:01:44.060 subsidizing the unlimited breeding of the dumbest isn't good for yeah eugenics was exactly right and 0.76
01:01:48.440 this is you know how africa and india their population exploded like that because if they 0.99
01:01:55.160 were left to their own devices you know nature the uh law of nature and all that kind of stuff
01:02:00.780 would have taken effect and they wouldn't have been able to breed so much but the fact that
01:02:04.800 we've constantly been sending them aid uh not just you know us but like all the you know western
01:02:10.820 countries and stuff like that sending them aid and stuff like that you're just encouraging
01:02:13.720 more helplessness it's learned helplessness and then what ends up happening we end up having to
01:02:18.160 take in these people because they've exploded to the point that they can't keep up with the
01:02:23.160 infrastructure because they never really built the infrastructure in the first place especially
01:02:27.080 in the case of India, right? Like the British did all that kind of stuff. And it wasn't hasn't been
01:02:31.900 maintained since the British left. And they keep having more and more people but no ability to
01:02:37.720 upgrade or maintain the infrastructure. And so this is why it looks like it does,
01:02:44.020 basically, in a nutshell. So anyways, guys, I'm gonna call it I will be back tomorrow. Because
01:02:52.280 Like I said, I'm, uh, I have some time on my hands and I'm getting bored.
01:02:56.540 So who knows what we'll talk about tomorrow. 0.98
01:02:58.600 There's a lot of shit we can go over. 1.00
01:03:00.260 We can maybe just shoot the shit or whatever. 0.99
01:03:02.300 Um, and yeah, I will see you then. 0.97
01:03:04.920 Thanks for dropping by.
01:03:05.800 I apologize again for the split stream, but, uh, it is what it is.
01:03:11.260 We'll work on it for next time.
01:03:13.380 Thank you again for the membership and for joining and I will see you guys tomorrow at
01:03:19.300 some point.
01:03:20.640 Thanks.
01:03:21.240 Bye.
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