🍁 561 - LAST CALL
Episode Stats
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3 hours and 21 minutes
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143.09883
Hate Speech Sentences
188
Summary
In this episode, we discuss the tragic passing of Phil Collins and the aftermath, as well as the new Kofi subscription from Freedom Ukuleles. We also talk about the return of our good friend and long time supporter, Albert "Brock" Brock, and much more!
Transcript
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Hello everyone, I'm your host, I'm your host, I'm your host, I'm your host, I'm your host.
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I'm, no I'm not dying, this happens, I gotta redo the cameras every time, you know, I'm trying
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hard to contain it, how are you doing, welcome back everybody, nice to see you, I've missed
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you, I was a little busy over the weekend, I didn't make it Thursday night, I had some
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stuff to do, I didn't hear all about that in the days ahead, it's nice to be back in the
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chair though, nice, this is the easy part, this is easy, this is fine, this is fun.
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Oh, you guys are too nice, you guys are too nice, nice to see you guys, welcome back again,
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sorry I missed you Thursday evening, but again, I, you know, we had stuff to do, you're
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going to like it though, I think you're going to be pleased, I think you're going to be happy
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Where, where do we begin fellas, boys and girls, what do we want to say, what do we want to
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start with, it's been a long time coming, Justice for Fathers opens, opens the night with the
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classic, fuck you Phil, well, again, I don't know what has gotten between you, what has
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caused this animosity, why you are dedicating so much of your time and mental energy to battling
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a, a haunted totem from another realm, I can't control it, no one can, we're all at its mercy,
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there's not much we can do, talk about Australia, I will be doing that, oh yes, yeah, there's
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a little bit of that as well, there's a lot to, there's a lot to go over, it's just, you
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know, where do you, where do you begin, it's like a buffet of great stuff, oh, and I'm so
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hungry, are you hungry, Canada, aren't you tired of this shit, I certainly am, a lot of
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people are, hence the activity, so hot, it's hot right here, it is very warm, but it is the
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over, it's September, we're out of the summer now, I guess, or I don't know, when it technically
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is the last day of summer, I'm not sure, it matters, it's Canada, it's, whenever it just
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becomes winter, if you're not familiar with Canada, you know, if you're American, if you're,
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you know, from Britain, if you're from, if you're Indian, just leave, but it just, it just
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starts, you know, it's just, it's, if you got here in the summertime, like, this is nice,
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and then it's not nice, and that's nine or ten months of the year, and then we get about
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three weeks of decent weather, and then it's right back, right back to crap, I'm going to
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hang on tight and do my best, I'm fighting off a little bit of an illness, I think, my
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throat is killing me, not from all the yelling, but I think just, I haven't been sick in a
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while, a year or two, I feel it coming on though, but it might also be one of those things
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where I can wait up tomorrow, totally fine, so let's just see what happens, 32 degrees
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there, where are you living, Scooby-Doo, that's crazy, that's a crazy thing, Philip
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has just misunderstood, he may be, so, I'm just still trying to wrap, I don't even, I
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really don't know where to begin, I'm still kind of dumbfounded, I'm kind of processing
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a lot of things, it's, I don't know if it's a personality trait or why people do this, I
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do it, does everyone, I don't know, any kind of emotional impact, things, Philips fan mail
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from Albert 316, well, it doesn't take long, thank you Albert, I appreciate that, very kind
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of you, just hope you had a great weekend, I recently saw this and thought of you, oh
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god, that's probably not good, is it, uh, is it war criminals, is it somebody, uh, what
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if, oh, new Kofi subscription from Freedom Ukuleles, Freedom Ukuleles, thank you very
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much for the subscription, let's see what this is, what if Brock had an Alberta accent, what
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Brock, let's just see what this is, I'm back, so you want to fucking go or what, tough guy,
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huh, we're ready for you this time, Brock, as if, buddy, fuck, honestly, I don't take
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too much pleasure fucking up a 10 year old, so just don't tell Professor Oak what happened
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here today, got it, your fucking funeral, buddy, go, eight ball, fuck, look how deadly
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that fucking ball is, it's fucking huge, I'm back, who's calling me right now, I'm clearly
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busy, I'm in the middle of a whole thing, um, what is going on here, okay, I'll just, just
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wait, just, my goodness, I'll, oh my lord, anyway, um, I like that guy, I like the, uh, the Alberta
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accent guy, that's a good gig, that's a good shtick, there's a whole bunch of those, and,
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uh, hey, any, anything that makes, uh, we don't have Canadian content anymore, not from,
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not from where it should come from, we have a broadcasting company paid for by the taxpayer,
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we're robbed at gunpoint, essentially, and, uh, they force it into the, into the pockets
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of pieces of shit like Sean Majumder or something, uh, little mosque on the prairie, and garbage
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that no one watches, I, I recently saw an article that, uh, someone asked, the CBC gems,
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oh, it's the gems, it's all CBC's great, best work, and, and they said, what, what's the
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subscriber, can we get a number, how many people are, uh, and they refuse to tell anyone what
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the subscriber count is, because there aren't any, I bet it's less than a hundred people
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in the country, I bet, I bet the least, oh my god, I kind of, cut myself shaving and
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everything, look at this, oh my god, assassination attempt by Razorblade,
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oh, he's getting it, Phil, did you do this, oh yeah,
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I bet the least, the least popular streamer in all of Diagon has more subscribers than
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CBC gems, it might be 20 people, it might be no one, it might be the people that work
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for CBC gems and subscriptions that they gave to their families that no one really uses.
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Thank you, Brian, this, uh, thank you very much, he says, great showing at Major General
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Brock's monument, really inspiring, thanks Jeremy and Alex and all involved, oh, we'll
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get to that, sir, uh, a lot more coming, like 1% of what we did over the weekend is on the
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internet, maybe, um, so basically nothing, so if that, if you're impressed by that, I
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hope you're going to be okay when you see the rest of it, because it might, it might just
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blow your head right back, they're not, uh, we're done, we're done waiting, we're done
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fucking around, it's, uh, it's on right now, but, uh, yeah, we don't have a lot of, uh,
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good Canadian content or anything anymore, nobody's, uh, celebrating our culture or anything,
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and we have a lot, we have a lot of great stuff, uh, like Major General Isaac Brock, for
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example, who is largely the Canadian George Washington, Johnny McDonald is the first Prime
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Minister of the country and the father of Confederation and so on, but if we didn't have
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Isaac Brock, we may not have a country at all, and that guy's story is, it's so inspirational
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and, and meaningful and important and integral to our spirit and identity as a people, the
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fact that most people don't even know who he is, and I ashamedly have to admit, I didn't
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know that much about him, I knew who he was in a general sense, 1812 guy, British, posted
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here, defended the country against the Americans, got killed at some point, you know, that was
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kind of the, kind of the end of it, we didn't, they didn't teach him about him in school, junior
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high school, high school, anywhere, there's no memorials or on TV or commercials or movies
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or, and it's, it's the kind of story that, uh, transcends generations and time.
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There's a reason you've never heard of it, because, oh, you might get inspired to stick
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We're not allowed to have heroes, says the communist traitors, says the people working
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against us, says our enemies, your enemy says you're not allowed to have any heroes, you're
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But, we'll see about that, we'll see about that, we have a lot to, uh, a lot to consider
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Revolutionary war, espionage, yeah, Laura Secord, dude, it's a great story, and she went
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to him, she went to Isaac Brock, she said, that guy, if I get to this guy, he'll take care
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of things, and he, he did, and he gave his life for this country, so that we could have
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If it wasn't for him, we'd be the American, we would be, uh, you know, absorbed by
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the Americans, most likely, and we would be, you know, getting, sending our kids drafted
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off to, uh, get killed in Iraq, and all the rest, and getting ready to gear up and go
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Imagine, what, what could the Americans have done to Canada by now, if they so wanted to?
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Obviously, you know, I don't mean the, uh, the good Americans, our friends, our, our, uh,
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cousins and brothers and stuff down there, but the, uh, monstrosity that currently occupies
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the halls of American power is what I'm referring to, that thing, which has been largely in place
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But again, I, uh, didn't know that much about him, and, uh, credit to Ferryman for, for
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suggesting him as a, uh, I don't want to use the word, I said this, I don't want to use
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Mascot, you think of a guy in a bear costume at a hockey game.
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Um, champion, hero, maybe, um, spectral force from beyond the grave that drives us into,
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you know, enemy lines to crush and destroy and take everything from them.
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And maybe that, um, but nut boy says, Lanny, good to see you.
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Just wanted to make YouTube videos for my friends and have a good time.
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They wanted to punish me and treat me like I wasn't a human being for talking, for having
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A lot of people tried to take shots at me over the years, including the federal government,
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But I will say, right now, thank you very much to these, those of you who did believe
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and not just myself, the guys, us, the whole thing didn't bandwagon jump, didn't backstab,
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didn't give into the temptations to shit on us when it was popular.
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I'm happy to say those people's faith will be rewarded in the coming days, I'm sure.
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But we are off to a, we are off to a, uh, we're off to a start here.
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I'm still trying to wrap my head around where to, where to even begin.
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And, um, I mean, there's some, uh, there's some news that you can talk about in the States.
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I guess there was a mass shooting and, oh, wow.
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Another, another, uh, deranged transsexual freak show, a product of the other, a product
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of the enemy's, you know, experimentation results in, oh, look, way more dead people.
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Who wanted all kinds of transsexual, who did that?
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Well, statistically, like, impossible, like, that is not an accident.
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Uh, because they're poised to start taking power in Germany.
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I think they have seven or eight different coalition parties working against them.
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I think I have to print new ballots because four of them just died mysteriously.
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Uh, who were not excluded have died immediately before the initial election.
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Statistically almost impossible, wrote Stefan Homburg in a post that received one million views.
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And another post from Peter Borbe writes, four died within two weeks during the local elections.
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An astonishing accumulation of deaths, isn't it?
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I have no faith in anything around me anywhere.
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The only thing that I have faith in anymore these days is right here in my own bones and soul and the men and women around me.
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And our enemies are jealous and they're scared and they're so, we're, oh, how, yes.
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You know what I do when I have something I see that I find to be stupid, irrelevant, and a waste of everyone's time that's going nowhere?
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I certainly don't sit there and type tweet after tweet after tweet about it trying to convince myself.
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I lived a great portion of my life being afraid a lot.
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I was very small, physically small, mentally, spiritually.
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You know, so I'm very intimately familiar with all, all man fear.
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And I can see it like I can see a black sheep in a herd of white ones.
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Type your tweets, type them, do your tick tocks.
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So, you know, here's your political solution in action.
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There's nothing they're above doing, including murdering people.
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If you ever got to a point where you were poised or within striking distance, you're not even one.
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You won't even be allowed to win and say, well, let's just see what they do.
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If they even think or suspect that you might upset the apple cart and, you know, destabilize the grift or this in any way off with their heads, you're done.
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He's a deep well of knowledge and history in this country and really has a really tight understanding of the people of this country and who we are and where we come from and everything.
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And I, you know, enjoy listening to some of his exchanges at times.
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And I did participate in a short little bit of a Twitter space he had Saturday, no, Sunday evening, I think, before we, before we ended up coming back here.
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And the topic came up of, you know, Canadians being, you know, passive.
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That is a lie that has been packaged like a product and sold to you your entire life, whether you wanted it or not.
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But if you did, that was the funniest thing I've, anyway.
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It's been imposed upon us and we're being shackled and constrained and oppressed and suffocated.
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But that at the core of who we are, that's not us at all.
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Several times the code had to be amended because the Canadians were too brutal.
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Our founding components are Ireland, Scotland, Britain, England, England, Ireland, Scotland, and France.
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I don't know if you know anything about these people.
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Well, Scotland, the Picts, the Celts, the Vikings, the French.
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Between England and France, they've conquered the world a couple of times for something to do because they were bored and ran out of magnificent things to build where they live.
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Giant palaces and huge monuments to their will and their spirit and their work ethic and their commitment to each other.
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Like, well, let's go do something somewhere else.
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And then when that got boring, then they suddenly fight each other.
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Remember the Borg, how they just adapt to your, you know, your weapons are now useless.
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Because when this turns around and our guys are running the show, you're going to be fucked.
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We will build a museum-like jail along the Rideau Canal that tourists can come visit.
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And then when you finally die, we will simply leave your corpse.
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With a nice little explanation of why you're in there.
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There will be a bucket for school children to spit in.
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Proceeds and donations to the museum and library will be refunded or given to the victims of the people who are in said jail.
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The best part about this too is that you did this to the whole world, right?
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I mean, every day you waste with your articles and your tweeting and your fucking.
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There's nothing you can do to stop what's happening now.
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So why don't you just pack your cheese and your creams and your sauces and your oils and your various dildos and your little sex toys shaped like young children.
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Put them in your little bags and fly off to pedophile island somewhere and hope we never find out where it is.
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You cannot gaslight the Canadian people anymore.
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You know what's better than being shamed and treated like garbage and spit on and stolen from and treated like a second class piece of garbage?
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Being the conqueror of people doing that to you.
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Is that how all these hordes of your multi-culti, diverse tapestry of a, is this how you say thank you?
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We let you in here out of mercy, out of sympathy, out of empathy.
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Out of the innate European characteristic of, man, I just really, I don't like seeing people suffer.
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You know, is there something we can do to help them as well?
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Come in here and just chip away, eat away, complain, whine, point fingers and talk about how shitty, this needs to change and that needs to change.
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How about shut the fuck up and say thank you or you can go right back to Africa where you love it so much?
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You can go right back to India where you love, it must be amazing because you're bringing it here.
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It already exists there and you can go back there.
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Well, that's a shame because that's where you're going anyway.
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I'm addressing our enemies right now, so just relax, guys.
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You people seem to be under the impression, the delusion really, that you enjoy this immense amount of power here.
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You don't know how to work this place like we do.
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The climate, the distinctiveness of the terrain and the animals and the wildlife and the...
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You think stealing clothing out of donation bins meant for the needy is just as a smart way to save money.
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You're incapable of converging in this place with any kind of real positive effect.
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You're antithetical to how we live and what this was designed...
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Our great-grandfathers didn't die at Vimy Ridge, hoping that Pinder and Gupreet would be able to take over the trucking business in southern Ontario.
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No one landed on the beaches of Europe thinking, you know what?
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I hope transsexual mass shooters cut up my church.
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Our enemies have deluded themselves into thinking that because of this monopoly on the media
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and the blackmail controlling the traitors in our government,
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And in fact, it's a tiny, tiny couple of people that think like I do.
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There is no political party in this country that represents them.
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And you shut up right there, you PPC purple fucks.
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And the man you're following is a scumbag of the highest magnitude imaginable.
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I hope Maxime Bernier gets cancer and dies the worst death possible.
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The worst, most painful, humiliating, shit-your-pants-every-day kind of death reserved for real pieces of shit.
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The Canadian Parliament is not using Maxime Bernier in his eclectic clown show of weirdos
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as a political football to try and leverage arguments in the House of Commons.
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If I were stealing and raping and killing a whole bunch of people
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Because they're probably, you know, they're going to want me to...
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They're going to want to put me in some kind of jail that my bones stay in
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I'm going to be declaring war on a number of people tonight.
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That's like once everything's done, we'll come back
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that'll be whatever the fuck is left of you, clowns.
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Because Maxime Bernier didn't know anything about the United Nations,
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didn't know anything about the climate agenda compact.
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who told me personally he liked to get drunk overseas
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and, you know, bang fucking cabinet ministers of the French government
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who steal his clothes and throw them out the window
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He's losing documents to fucking criminal gangsters
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Mark Friesen worked his entire life for this country.
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She can't afford to hire anyone to help take care of him.
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While the man who did more for him than anyone...
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And you people sit here and criticize and chastise me
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He's running Indian candidates all over the place!
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The only reason that you're even still standing there
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is because there's nowhere else for anyone to turn.
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It's like being forced to eat bologna sandwiches every day
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Philips fan mail from Anadapolivas 9-inch clitoris.