🍁580 - CHOCOLATE MILK
Episode Stats
Length
3 hours and 24 minutes
Words per Minute
133.0721
Hate Speech Sentences
156
Summary
In this episode of T-minus, I talk about the impending end of the Patriot Act and how the government is going to take advantage of it. Also, I discuss the new Trebuchet and how it s going to change the world.
Transcript
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However many more of these I can get away with.
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I think I got, I'm going to say, five to six weeks aggressively.
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And then, and then the bell tolls, because all of this is going to be illegal by then.
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How many years did it take you guys to get this, to get this bill through?
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You could have at least named it the McKenzie bill.
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But you wouldn't, you know, because Jews, you know?
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If you pay attention, if you follow this at all, you're aware that it's ending soon.
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So, but everybody else who it doesn't apply to is not, you know, you see the odd YouTuber.
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Oh, Carney's going to lock me up for hate speech.
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Because what's going to happen is they're going to use it, uh, you know, very sparingly.
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The people we see and deal with on a day-to-day basis, you know, Gary and so on, they're pretty stupid.
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But the, uh, the management, they're, they're very, they know what they're doing.
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And, uh, you can't just, you can't just lock a pile of people up in a day.
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You know, they're not going to pass this like, oh, yeah, they're going to arrest everybody.
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They're not going to arrest probably anybody in the first day.
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And, uh, it's basically like a secret court, too.
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It sounds like you're not even allowed to complain that it's happening.
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Like, you're not allowed to use it as a human, as a person.
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And, um, you can't say that that's happened to you because that's illegal also.
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It's, it's, I would, any country that had this law, I would never live in it because that country is disappearing people and killing them.
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This is what we, uh, told ourselves, lied to ourselves, lied to our children, and lied to everyone, uh, that we were fighting against because when it came to our home, we fucking bent over and took it like a good little girl, didn't we?
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Well, so what they'll do is they'll get a couple of people.
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They have this weapon now, this very, very powerful weapon.
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They're not going to brandish it in front of everybody and jump on top of a table like a bank robbery.
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And, uh, no, that will just defeat the purpose.
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It's, uh, it's better if people aren't even really aware that it's there and you can just quietly smash people with little to no fanfare whatsoever.
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And, uh, they're already isolated, compartmentalized, echo chambered audience.
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If they have one at all, only they'll know and they won't know much.
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Well, so very quickly, you can just pop these little bubbles of dissent all over the country and you only need a couple like mine and maybe, maybe one other person.
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Everybody else will shut up then because why should, so, so they should go to jail for 20 years.
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That's what they wrote in the bill, life in prison.
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And you can be complained about anonymously like, um, just any old person or no one because you don't have to provide, the state does not have to provide you, um, who it is that was offended by what feels hated upon by what you've said.
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So the right to face your accuser is also not a thing here.
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You can just be accused anonymously and deal with the consequences.
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How do you know it wasn't the cop who complained about you to himself?
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This is like a giant strap on that you find in a woman's house and you're like, what is that for?
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Never really seen it as an art piece on a mantle like that.
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And that's, I listened to this debate today for some reason.
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So, you know, their budget bill did pass because it's a fucking joke.
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The conservatives protected their jobs and like cowards and ran like the bitches, little people they are.
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And they've doomed all of you to much more suffering because they want to risk losing their jobs.
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You'll say, oh, they only passed it by two votes.
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If it wasn't for those meddling kids and that, no, right?
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No, you had a couple of defections, which was obviously external pressure that did that.
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And then you had a couple of them just sit out today.
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Nah, they just had two of their guys just not bothered today.
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Oh, well, because if there's an election, they probably would do worse.
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They think they don't think they're in a better position.
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So they're like, well, my job, me and my job and me and mine and me.
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I know this will cause, I mean, this will lengthen the time and the damage and the suffering
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extended to the Canadian people who I'm pretending to help.
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Let me enjoy my piece of shit life in my McMansion.
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Whoever's still alive, we'll pander to you then, all right?
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Not voting, because I don't care, I guess, apparently.
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Like, that should be, that should be cause for dismissal.
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Amend that to, I hope someone's keeping a running record of all of my demands that we
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adjust the Constitution of this country, because it's going to be a lot faster when we're all
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doing it at, like, like, I'm going to have a new, I'm going to, I'm going to hijack the
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parliament building, but it's not going to be, like, I, do you know, there are 60, I
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think there's about 60 missing nuclear weapons in the world, okay?
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You didn't, you didn't go over anything with a Geiger counter.
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You didn't swab his hooves or my hands or anything for enriched uranium, plutonium, nothing.
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You would have found a lot, but you didn't even check, because you're like, there's no way,
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there's no way he has one of the missing suitcase bombs from the Soviet Union.
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I don't know where my, my brain was trying to go way back into the early 90s, and I
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The distance, the logistics from my memories to the 90s to now is not the greatest.
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You know, it's much like the rest of the country is falling apart very rapidly.
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I watched Rosie Barton and her big, dumb, fat face.
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She just has this face protruding out of a pudding.
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There is a pudding on TV named Rosemary Barton, and there's just something resembling a human
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face emerging from somewhere near the top of it.
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Like, if you had a, a pudding, and then you started to think you could see a face, if
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someone's face was under it and just started protruding out of the pudding, you put a wig
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She's, like, kissing their asses all the time, and they're all in there smiling, laughing,
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having a great time, and even Carney and Polly ever laughing at each other.
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Like, yeah, people are committing suicide faster than they can, they can bring people in.
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I'm glad you're, I'm glad you guys are having such a good time.
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Because all of the people who are powerless to have any involvement in what's happening
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are not having fun, and they're watching you laugh on television.
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Fat and happy and rich laughing on television with each other.
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They're watching the so-called grownups, the experts, the professionals, watching them
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just operate for a couple of hours, which I haven't done in years.
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I haven't sat and watched or sustained anything in our government in years, because, well, for obvious reasons.
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I can't listen to it without, like, you could probably, if, when they capture me, if they capture me alive somehow,
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They're going to just force me to listen to parliamentary bullshit 24-7 on a loop.
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They'll start it around 1996 and just play it on straight through 24-7.
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Because they'll never catch up, even with all the days and time off.
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There'll be enough bullshit to listen to until I'm dead.
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Well, they don't, they are so far detached from reality.
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And their boat, there's a whole bunch of boats.
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We're like, fuck, well, we'll stick together on our boats.
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That way, we'll at least have the maximum resources of all of us.
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And then one of the boats, where all of the important stuff is.
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Like, you should put all of the best shit on this boat.
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And for some reason, everyone thought, that's a good idea.
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Instead of having it spread over all the boats, which is,
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And then that boat started sailing away from the rest of the boats.
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I'm just, you know, I can see a little bit better from out here.
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Like, I can hear, I can hear everything that you're saying.
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And they keep, but I can't, you're so far away now.
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Anyway, they've vanished beyond our line of sight in the sea.
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So they could be anywhere in the fucking world, actually.
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That's how far away the politician's mindset is
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from where the Canadian people live in real life.
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I don't know how they don't walk around in, like, pale-faced.
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Mr. Suit and Tie from the Bullshit District writing.
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We've got teenagers being forced into death chambers
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and having their organs harvested without their parents' consent.
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A lot of people are sick and a lot of people are dying.
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It is the worst, this is the worst time to be alive in this country ever.
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Since the very difficult days of its construction,
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I don't, since it's been stabilized and, you know,
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that we grew up listening to horror stories about it
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The government wasn't putting 70,000 of you people
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suicide wasn't like just something you did on Friday in the 30s.
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Like, every guy I know has multiple friends who have committed suicide.
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and the police are seemingly powerless to stop them
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Every day, it's like an exponent more than before.
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because no one can really afford to live on your own.
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Like, you either got into the market a long time ago
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You need to make a million dollars to get a house now.
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Like, oh, everybody has millions of dollars now.
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If you make over $300,000 a year in this country,
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I don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about