🍁592 - PICK A TREE
Episode Stats
Length
3 hours and 53 minutes
Words per Minute
154.8491
Hate Speech Sentences
240
Summary
On this episode of I sit down with my good friend, comedian, actor, writer, podcaster, and all-around douchebag, and we talk about a variety of topics. We talk about how he got his start in comedy, what it's like being a black screen comedian, and much more!
Transcript
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you did it again look we got to do this every time now don't we every time we got to do this
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don't we fine I'll do it myself I'll fix it myself I'll fix it myself every time every time there's always
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something else black screens were always fun to look at I know just pretend there we go
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you know what's unstoppable is uh phillips cocaine addiction
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how does that dirt taste in your mouth hello hello everybody welcome back it is the I don't know
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it's Monday when I don't I don't know it's Tuesday right
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I'm getting crazy I'm getting jacked up on San Pellegrino I don't give a fuck
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unstoppable indeed hello how are you guys welcome back it's Canada the greatest dumpster fire dark
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comedy that no one's watching and I don't understand why everybody's watching America for
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uh comedy for entertainment for drama Canada's is well to be fair America has has definitely
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kicked it up a notch lately the whole uh Minnesota Civil War thing is uh is obviously good TV who had
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Minnesota who picked me didn't you guys did you guys pick Minnesota what was the over under on that
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what were the biggest odds I mean everybody the front runner was you know California New York Texas
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even maybe nah Minnesota nobody nobody figured it would be Minnesota coming out but that's what it
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looks like uh Somali soda maybe maybe that's what it is I don't I don't know I don't know what's
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going on there a lot of a lot of Somalians a lot of problems a lot of Americans making dumb decisions
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well yeah they made a lot of dumb decisions a hundred and some years ago and change and now
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they're paying for it so what can you do how are you guys how's Canada don't answer that it's
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horrible uh you're alive though obviously if you're listening to this so you're already doing pretty
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good you're doing better than most people because most people are dead or dying or on the way out
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200,000 250,000 how many how many people have died as a result of the uh policy being carried out by
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the state I don't know it's I think it's at least that many it's probably 200,000 and some so
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more than uh should be uh other that would be alive but aren't because of the insane people that
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uh run this place right I gotta position this exactly perfectly or else it uh or else nothing
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works anymore how's that is that okay I don't want to hear any complaining I mean I'm not I'm not
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going to look at it but I don't want to know that it exists you know you have any idea how much time
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it took to set these up do you have any do you have any idea what this free entertainment costs
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in in time uh and manpower manpower one power level I'm on power saving mode actually so not a lot
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and time uh way more than it needs to but that's because I'm mentally challenged and
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it's not nice it's not nice to beat up on uh on people who are differently abled like myself
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the government doesn't seem to mind it's always saying that you know
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love everyone for who they are uh I'm like this and they're like nah except you we we hate you but
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you're a white guy so um that is what that uh what that is do I have announcements do I have
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community and now I don't know I have a whole look I wrote things down just to mostly mostly make sure
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that I can still like look at this look at this chicken scratch any psychologist gets their hands on
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this like this is like the unabomber's diary this is crazy I can't even read most of this
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because I uh we're all about speed here I don't have time I don't have time to sit here meticulously
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make sure it's legible it's for me to read and go what the hell is that supposed to say not for you
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to read and go what the hell is that it's for me and uh you know I'm always in a hurry I don't know
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how are you guys doing how you making out it's good to see I'm glad to be back I sorry I missed you
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last night I just you know I was like you know what fuck I'm not doing it uh the day got away
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from me I got buried in nonsense and you know it's very I if I'm not in the headspace to do this I can't
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do it it takes a lot of energy and uh mental focus and all these kinds of things to you know to kind of
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to do this and uh if you don't have it you don't have it so don't do it you know don't don't waste
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anybody's time instead uh go to bed real early and do it tomorrow and show up really late wearing
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a purple suit that's that's what I that's what my dad always used to say and or something so that's
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this is called filibustering this is called just wasting everyone's time and saying nonsense why is
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this turned on it doesn't do anything thank goodness but the button that is supposed to give
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me a fake uh what does that say some kind of voice change I don't even know what most of these do
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I don't use them it's dumb and stupid but uh thank god that didn't was it turned on because
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I would sound crazy we all understood that's good uh it's good to see you guys there's so there's a
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lot of things I want to do and talk about and I always feel uh cornered into you have to do this
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you have to do that I don't know I'll read some of the chats first can I do that can I do that
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please I'll try that can be how are you says unfortunately I got hormone mixture slightly too
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strong for the meat bees they have symptoms of what looks like to be rabies I will aim them at Gary
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well what are the what is their primary food source is it is it Gary is it the kind of Gary
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um I mean his name isn't Gary what is his real name you can't say his last name it's it's Gary
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onomatopoeia you know India I don't know what the hell his last name is his first name is probably
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even worse just go just go into just Gary call call my Gary his name okay well you know what
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Gary his name you should be the minister of all the things we're gonna put you in charge of everything
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we want you to take everyone's guns as well that's important it's important you take everybody's guns
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Gary or whatever your name is I don't know what to do with this phone I don't know what to do with my
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hands I'm like Ricky Bobby I don't know what to do with my hands I'll just how about I just put it
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over here I'll just put it away I'll just put it out of everyone's view um somebody told me he's
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like you should you should go you got to introduce yourself but at the beginning of every show you're
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supposed to introduce yourself I've been I've been having it's the same audience for like six or seven
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years um if there's five new people per week that's shocking you know thanks to the algorithm
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it does a great job 95 suppression I get that's pretty solid I mean that's pretty I'm I'm you know
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I appreciate that it means they recognize uh my destructive capabilities so they they really want
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to keep me on but everybody knows do do I need do I need to do I need an introduction I don't think so
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um most people if they don't like oh that's that evil guy from TV I keep seeing him on CBC being evil
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probably doing evil stuff yeah yeah that's me that's me the evil guy and I got a mustache now
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so it's even more evil it's more evil no good guys have ever had a mustache you know or have they or
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have they only I don't know what the hell are we even doing I wish I was on drugs I would be able to
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explain my behavior a little bit more sorry it's just mental illness it's a little bit of ADHD you know
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it's a little bit of autism it's a little bit of uh concussions and strange chemicals I was
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exposed to in the military and digging a bunker into the side of a mountain made entirely of asbestos
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rock and uh snowmobile crashes and uh getting punched in the head and blown up and all those
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other and um living in Canada on purpose did this did produced a lot of this so um if you're looking
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for an explanation you're not going to find it here that's not what this is this is just my this is my
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personal venting space where I um uh commit crimes uh well not yet not yet they're working hard to
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change that they will try to make it uh they're going to try to make talking illegal they have in
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Australia they've even banned uh association political associate you're not allowed if two guys
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are in the same area and they're wearing matching shirts that's 20 years in prison now in Australia
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uh so that's cool uh that's cool because our whole thing here in America in in many places around the
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world was hey I think the government is a tyrannical out of control um force that seeks to enslave us all
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and take away all of our rights eventually and it's turning us into into slaves and to that they said no
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and to prove it I'm going to take away all of your rights and put you in prison for life for talking
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like a terrorist just to show you how benevolent I am and then the people rejoiced and said thank
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goodness thank goodness those internet people were wrong about everything that is some good sugar I
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like those drinks those are nice Morgan brought me one of those Jenstein says bad sound going to watch
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pleb good well you can either have um bad sound or bad imagery you know what I mean so you can go
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listen to him if you want but I mean you got to look at that you know what I'm saying
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right and shut up this sounds great it's I mean the last one sounded pretty good I think I think I
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think I finally got it dialed in I'm doing pretty good for a guy who has no idea what he's doing
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uh thank you Jenstein I appreciate that nut boy says thanks for showing up well you're welcome
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thanks for reminding him like thanks for what what do you mean what are you insinuating that sometimes I
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don't or I don't usually I've been showing up for seven years dog night in night out not every night
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but pretty quite a few nights since 2019 almost seven years I don't know I'm not really keeping
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track um I know I didn't have gray hair when I started but I do now I'm entering my silver fox phase
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so that's good I'm starting to go gray on the sides here just like Clooney which is perfect
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that's the deal I have with God I'm like I can't I don't want to go bald until I'm come on at least
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give me till 50 let's start to thin out a little bit but I'm almost 40 what do you want from me
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and you know you don't want to go you don't want to go all great you want it to
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just kind of phase itself in you know like a cool person you just kind of show up
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and like the color in your hair you just kind of sleeve without anybody noticing you're the Irish
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goodbye that's what I'm that's what I'm planning I don't know how hell hasn't fallen out from stress
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to be honest with you but uh it has not but um thanks man I appreciate it yeah sorry guys I was
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uh I intended to I was setting everything up last night but I just you know it wasn't going to be
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good so I'm like I'm not I'm just I'll do it another time and I'm sure they would understand
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CRJ says turn the mic echo off this isn't a Nuremberg I wish it was on I wish it was on so loudly
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that your eardrums burst inside your head and blood hemorrhaged inside your skull somehow and
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you drown inside your own blood inside your own head just from me talking at a normal volume like
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this in this room which I'm trying to soundproof a little bit with all kinds of foam and stuff like
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that I I go the extra I go the extra mile okay I do I like it I like the foreplay I like all of that
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nobody wants to just get in get out no where's where's where's the fun in that
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you don't get to enjoy it you don't get to settle into it what am I talking about what is anybody
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talking about are you serious every did you see what Mark Carney said I don't care what Mark Carney
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said tell me when he's dead tell me when he's not alive so I can have a party that's all I care
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about I don't give a shit what he says he's a lying banker he's a lying banker piece of human garbage
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who is just the latest star player of of uh you know team butthole that's what he is I really it
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doesn't matter what he says everything that he says is not for you it's for other people or if it
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is directed at you it's to trick you or it's to you know distract you or um you know win some
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kind of political points that he doesn't even really care about it's just a game it's a game
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to them man on the mountain says did you see Dallas Alexander's YouTube short on the train loads of
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military hardware heading north I did not see that actually um I didn't know we had train loads of
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military hardware still that would be interesting I didn't know we had any of those things American or
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do you mean it's got to be America we literally do not have train loads of anything so it definitely
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wasn't ours uh it could be Canadian it could be American um they do that a lot though there's every
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year all the time there are these people see images of trains and it's as far as the eye can see of
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Humvees and M1 tanks and all this stuff and they're like what's happening um nothing the same thing the
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Americans are always doing exercises training moving units around refitting refurbish like you know
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that's it happens all the time if you listen to those people uh World War III started 20 years ago
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and the blue helmets have taken over and we're all dead so don't worry about it um or it's just
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moving but I don't know it may I didn't see the video I don't know what he's talking about he if
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it's strange and odd and he thinks so it probably is because he was one of our top guys he's uh he's
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he's one of the best shooters on earth uh he was part of you know Canada's what would be Delta Force
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uh JTF2 they're the best in the world they're the absolute best guys in the world and uh as far as that
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job goes and uh yeah if you think something weird's going on probably is you should probably
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listen to him uh like when he's like yeah I don't know about this whole COVID thing I think you got
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probably should listen to him and he's like hey uh maybe you shouldn't force vaccinate our soldiers
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you probably should have listened to him uh but he he left and so did a lot of the best guys at
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JTF2 also walked away so that's good that's a good thing that we've neutralized our best uh best
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units because they didn't play politics don't worry General Jenny's on TV General Jenny is on TV
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with her earrings and she's going to tell everyone how to bake some cookies and we're
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going to use pronouns in our emails and we're sending uh nine guys to Greenland to it's so
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stupid nothing in the news is worth listening to anymore oh then we're going to defend NATO
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sending troops to Greenland Germany Germany sent nine men ten men is this the opposite like it's like
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well well we went um when we tried to invade and defeat the Russians we used millions and millions
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of men and it went horribly wrong and lots of them uh were killed unfortunately so this iteration of
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uh very cold on hospitable fighting environment we're going to try a new strategy of just a couple
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of guys maybe nine maybe 10 11 12 would be overextending extending our forces so maybe perhaps
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seven to eight maybe possibly nine what is the point of that it's it's I'll tell you what the point is
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it's so that politicians can say we sent troops to Greenland because fuck Trump and all of this stuff and
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meanwhile a bunch of guys meanwhile there's going to be 200 NATO soldiers tops in in Greenland getting
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shit-faced probably with bosses being told they got to make something big look like a dude something
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and they're doing snowshoe exercises around the middle of nowhere patrolling for nothing you know
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doing nav exercises in the middle of no like that's gonna be what we're really gonna do is we're gonna
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load up the arctic tents we're gonna go we're going way out there we're gonna go we're gonna guard
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we're gonna go so far that you can't see us 10 kilometers or so we're gonna pitch the arctic
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tents we're gonna get drunk for a couple of days we're gonna pack it up we're gonna come back and
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we're gonna say yeah we defended Greenland we did it everybody how would you know I was in that I did
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that job for almost 15 years I know exactly what's going on don't I'm not lying I'm one of the very few
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people on the internet not lying I know that sounds crazy and I know you're right not to believe me and
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go well that sounds like something a liar would say almost everyone on the internet is lying uh however all I can
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do is tell you the truth and I've been trying to do that uh for many years for for a long time and I
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think I've been pretty consistent and I think you're gonna have a very hard time uh finding anything
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just you know I'm sure I've been wrong about some things but I'm not intentionally deceiving anyone
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or lying or whatever um so that's interesting I'd actually maybe like to see what he said about that
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I like Dallas I've never met him I've never talked to him but you know um I have all time in the world
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for all those guys man they're uh they're the best JTF2's the best I've had uh I had uh the the
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privilege of uh working with some of them uh a number of times so and I even I even got to go
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inside their compound I was there I was on I was in the Dwyer Hill training center okay I punched the
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keypad in and everything they were supposed to be building a new one for like 10 I don't know how long
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I remember reading in like Esprit de Corps magazine like 20 years ago we're building this great big in
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uh this great big new base in where was it going to be Quinty West or something and I still to this
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day I don't even think they've I don't think they've put a shovel in the ground yet but hey you know the
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Canadian government gets things done do they not uh Wes Mott says uh my turn second camera scene is
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oh gotcha thank you for good call thank you for that sir yeah that's what was going on yeah these these
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cameras come with they've got stupid microphones that nobody what kind of asshole buys a camera
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like this and doesn't get a a dedicated microphone what are you why why would you do such a thing why
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would you do such a thing to yourself to other people this is it's like that's like getting uh
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it's getting like a v12 turbocharged engine and putting it in a station wagon so you can take kids
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to school that doesn't make any sense it's ridiculous as if ex-domized he liked it well it's over now
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it's over now um and yeah they are echo deniers I hope it killed see I hope crj's brain is I haven't
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heard anything from him so hopefully he's hopefully he's melted his mind uh jenstein says crj is a top
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class prostitute in davos I believe that fun fact about davos is uh years that we've we did this on
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the stream I don't I don't have the website handy I didn't bookmark it sorry guys but uh there was a
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website or I'm sure there still is it was an escort service for like um like high level expensive
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escorts in Europe and uh for the week that davos was there they're sold out they're booked up you
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can't no no hookers for you why do you think that is you know because they're all there at the at the
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politicians thing and uh because they're partying they're drinking they're doing that people are
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getting blackmailed by Mossad you know that kind of stuff you know I don't if there was a website
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that rented out child prostitutes called you know like tunnel pimps.com or something like that
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they would also be sold out but they don't have a website at least not on the not on the clear net
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I don't know if there's a dark website or not um I've never I'm not going looking for it you know
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I don't shop for you know I don't know high heels because I don't wear those and why would I ever
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say same same kind of same kind of thinking there but I'm annoyed at that again the perfect
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stream eludes us all I didn't realize but who was that told me that Wes Mott how do I how do I give
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him a medal can I make can I do anything for him somebody give him a hand job or something I don't
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care who it is Alex Woods is there he'll do it Alex Woods will make an AI video of whoever you want
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giving you a hand job that's my gift to you sir thank you for saving us all for myself I I could
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have went our I could have went a whole stream without even noticing um I just turned it on I
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just plugged it in today yesterday to this one they're the same I got two of them and uh I I went
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through a long period of frustration and screaming and breaking stuff and going why in the goddamn just
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just to get a 10 better picture which who even cares no one's paying attention
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the sugar is good but it's too much I gotta switch back to the water I gotta go to the water now and
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yes I have washed this somebody else some other woman was I don't think he's ever washed that no
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you're right never do never I just sit here I've never washed anything I don't even wash my clothes I
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don't even nothing it was over full I've dripped all kinds of water down my pants it's okay I'll be
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okay I'm sure somebody's like what what is this I thought is this a serious person well I mean yeah
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man but I'm in Canada so it's it's you know we're all a little loose in the head up here now okay I
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always find that funny all right guys is you just like a big cut yeah buddy I did 15 years at the
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sharp end of the military and uh you know worked with some of the best killers in the country and
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because I'm you know not a serious guy at all I can't take anything seriously definitely a lot of
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explosives and machine guns and automatic weapons at night time with night vision goggles and
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breaching charges and heavy machinery with 25 millimeter automatic Bushmaster cannons on company
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live ranges you know who's really serious is anonymous shitheads on the internet with a lion avatar
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and a Thomas Shelby meme that says I'm tough but loyal and you'd better not cross me with some
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smoky haze and a cigar and the person behind the keyboard is a big dumb fat guy you know
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I spent probably an hour almost two hours today of working on something uh for the club club guys uh
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kind of like a fitness uh got for you know people who maybe don't know a whole lot lots of guys who
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would love to be in great shape don't have no idea how to get there and why would you if you didn't
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uh play some kind of you know serious sports or uh training or grew up that way or somebody taught
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you you know I don't know how to play a piano why would I nobody ever taught me I never learned how
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so I'm not going to sit down and know how to play a piano uh but uh that was something I was working
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on but that came up it just reminded me of a something else I used to say I still do say something
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I'm not making fun I don't hate you because you're fat I hate you because you're a bad person
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I'm not making fun of you being fat just because you're fat it's because you suck you know if I
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liked you and you were fat I would just try to help you get in better shape and take care of yourself
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but if you suck and you're fat I'm going right I'm taking that I'm I'm gonna strangle you with it
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probably I mean you're doing it to yourself anyway that's what sleep apnea is
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anyway I'm just we're almost back I'm almost back it's it's been 20 minutes of rambling nonsense I'm
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sure I'll find something interesting to talk about any minute CRJ's calling me a hack
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I'll smack your dollar store mustache I'm gonna beat the ever-loving crap out of you
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I'm gonna pummel you into oblivion I'm oh I'm gonna be back out there soon and we're gonna
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you're got you're getting in that I'm gonna make sure the guys force you in there you're not even
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gonna be able to get out of the ring and we're doing at least nine minutes I don't care what happens
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I don't I don't care if you die in the first two minutes the rest of you is taking a seven minute
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beating then I don't I don't know watch him just kick my ass somehow I hope he does I would be like
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wow I've I've I've I'm impressed I'm actually surprised Swiss Daniel says I did notice the
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picture difference a couple streams back I figured a new camera or you are AI now I wish I was AI
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because AI doesn't get upset or stressed out or depressed or angry or pay taxes or you know
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have to deal with hundreds of spurred well it probably does but deal with hundreds of spurred
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emails I hope AI is not susceptible to like the toxicity of the internet because if it is oh man
00:24:52.680
it's already gone can you imagine how many people are just doing god knows what to it uh Westmont says
00:24:59.120
we want you want it televised uh we can record it for you and I could paywall it I can just put it
00:25:05.940
up I don't know what we can do but uh I gotta fly out there and I gotta go get them and uh I entice
00:25:11.900
survive and do all kinds of shenanigans and mayhem and uh destruction of government credibility
00:25:17.960
sanity creating therapist appointments for media personalities and everything else entirely
00:25:23.840
uh from your guys's uh support and help and I appreciate that very much so if you want to do
00:25:28.060
that the link is down there at the bottom fymm.ca you can go there and it's uh one time many time
00:25:33.880
repeat time one cent if you want uh your name doesn't come up it's all secret there's no risk
00:25:39.520
of anything popping up or coming up and nobody's gonna know except for me uh because taxes and all
00:25:44.820
that crap but uh you can go there and it's not gonna get shut down unlike the last of them because
00:25:49.620
it's just open source software and they don't take any money and there's no company to complain to
00:25:53.440
so it's great fymm.ca it'll redirect you to the uh the website and if you want to help me out I
00:25:58.780
appreciate it and uh because we got we got work to do we got some things to do I uh saw the guys
00:26:03.200
well we'll talk about it later we're not done yet um you know the club is working on another little
00:26:09.420
scheme a little project soon and uh maybe well lots there's a lot of things on the agenda for the
00:26:14.860
year but there's always things that pop up that you're not expecting sometimes people post about stuff
00:26:20.520
and you go you know what that's a great idea that sounds like a great party to go to maybe I'll go
00:26:24.960
to that party it's open to everyone maybe I'll go to that party maybe we'll all go maybe maybe a
00:26:30.260
hundred of us will go maybe a hundred guys in black shirts will just show up wouldn't that be
00:26:34.960
something wouldn't that be interesting what do you think phil should we maybe kind of I don't know
00:26:38.240
we'll see what happens I like Calgary do you like Calgary phil we all everybody likes Calgary
00:26:42.840
Somalians love Calgary that's why there's so many of them there Calgary is the Minnesota of Canada
00:26:48.600
where is that Edmonton where's all the Somalian gangs that was that Edmonton or Calgary I don't know
00:26:53.180
every city has its unique ethnic diaspora of violence if it's I think Ottawa's got some Somalians
00:27:00.200
is that I I can't I honestly can't keep track of them all
00:27:05.040
BC's got that Bishnoi gang well I mean all of Canada's got Indian Indianitis but um
00:27:13.980
anyway uh we could record I'll you know if if we're fortunate enough to just to to pin him down
00:27:21.920
and get him into a place where I can just wail on him and he can't escape we'll definitely record it
00:27:25.820
we'll definitely put on the internet we'll definitely uh I mean we'll sell it for uh for
00:27:30.060
everything that it's worth um speaking of as well I uh there's a button here there it is there's one
00:27:38.160
you see this guy here it's uh it's the old it's the it's the red ensign but it's black because it's
00:27:44.140
evil because we're evil uh and it's got the uh the club shield on it our version our kind of custom
00:27:50.760
uh version of the Canadian shield that uh we designed I designed some people and I my mother
00:27:57.940
perhaps some others uh helped to chip in some friends and so on but uh yeah that's it and uh if
00:28:04.360
you want to support us you want to support the uh not the club properly not separate uh from myself
00:28:10.160
we're going to be selling those to the public very soon and uh we're going to have an email that you
00:28:13.980
can we'll probably put a link on the website you can submit uh to that name address how many you want
00:28:19.920
and maybe another item or two there might be a couple other things we might be able to throw up
00:28:22.920
there and uh we're just gonna have to manually process them one at a time we're gonna sit here and
00:28:27.340
we'll email you back with uh in payment instructions and once we get paid for the product we'll mail it out
00:28:33.100
and that'll be that you'll get it and it'll be on the way so you can look forward to that these guys
00:28:37.440
here they're great they're you can put them on side they're double-sided they're thick they're big
00:28:41.980
and they're thick you know Morgan insisted she said I want them to be big and I want them to be thick
00:28:47.200
I said that's why are you emphasizing those words so much why are you saying big and thick so much like
00:28:52.180
you've like you desire it and can't have it and wish you do you know what I mean like I just I took issue
00:28:57.580
with it but not at first I kind of thought I left the room and thought yeah good idea and then I kept
00:29:02.100
replaying it over and over my mind and I'm like why did she say it like that now I'm giving myself
00:29:05.800
a complex now I'm worried they're great uh they're good so uh if you want to support the club that's
00:29:15.540
uh that's going to be uh available very soon and I'll let you know we'll let you know we'll get a
00:29:19.240
video out across our social media platforms and uh you can see that but you know as they say
00:29:23.900
uh what's what's the new what's the latest saying Indian trucks kill Canucks I heard
00:29:28.500
very true that's very true that does seem to be happening a lot you know and um as I've I've
00:29:38.540
mentioned earlier uh this year last couple of streams somewhere um someone um close to the
00:29:46.880
close to the organization lost their whole family wife and and two boys I believe uh right before
00:29:53.500
Christmas what did they do they uh made the mistake of driving on the highway in Canada while
00:29:58.360
there were Indians and trucks out there and now they're dead um and that's been happening to a lot
00:30:04.460
of people and it's going to continue happening to a lot of people and it's completely unacceptable and
00:30:07.660
it's insane and no one's talking about it none of these idiots in Calgary are going to be talking
00:30:11.620
about that do you think any of these shithead influencers and their look at me narcissism grift
00:30:16.720
grift grift give me the money aren't I amazing let's all suck polyev's dick do you think
00:30:20.140
they're going to talk they don't care they don't care they care about themselves that's the only
00:30:23.940
thing they've ever cared about it's the only thing they will ever care about and they prove it
00:30:27.780
every day I'm not wrong I can I could all day long I could tap dance on their goddamn heads it'd be
00:30:33.500
a piece of cake there's a reason everybody avoids and hides from me there's a very good reason
00:30:38.360
because they would lose and maybe look uh preposterous like Aaron O'Toole even you'd think it would
00:30:44.420
be easy work for someone who was leading the conservative party of Canada you'd think this would be a
00:30:49.460
pretty heavy hitter uh pretty good orator pretty quick-witted pretty good on their feet pretty
00:30:54.200
snappy recall the leader like this guy was almost the prime minister and now he's just in sweatpants
00:30:59.700
seething about me on Twitter and you know talking complete hypocritical nonsense he doesn't know what
00:31:04.340
the hell he's doing or he never has and that's the quality of the opposition we have in this country
00:31:10.240
is the is that that's what we have for the conservative party people like that um and you've got these
00:31:15.540
sycophants who love it right they they look at the conservative party and they don't go geez this
00:31:21.220
isn't good this isn't good enough these people are not uh they they just how can I please that
00:31:26.160
they're important and I I want to be important can I be near the important people let me get some of
00:31:31.920
the rub from the important people so I can feel important it's the it's the club for the most
00:31:36.340
insecure people in the country who need each other in close proximity like sheep to feel safe it's
00:31:44.420
it's uh it's pretty it's pretty transparent and it's it's pretty pathetic and uh this country
00:31:51.520
deserves a hell of a lot better than that a lot better than that and it's just unacceptable and um
00:31:56.020
it's not going to stand it's not going to stand for much longer they're probably not going to exist
00:32:00.920
for much longer I don't think the I don't think the conservative party has a future I don't think
00:32:04.200
it'll exist much longer but uh you know what does that mean 10 years eight years who's who's
00:32:11.800
whenever they run out of money which um shouldn't be too much longer because their base is uh Canadians
00:32:18.940
who they ignore and who are dying in record numbers if they're not being killed by Indians if they're not
00:32:25.140
being killed by drug overdoses if they're not being if they're not killing themselves because it's so
00:32:29.480
depressing to live here or if the government's not killing them with a suicide program that they
00:32:33.420
invented that's harvesting organs and selling them off on the black market for all kinds of money
00:32:37.860
there's a lot of ways to die in this country and uh the government is is pretty much one of the top
00:32:43.080
reasons uh 60 low 60 thousands soldiers we lost in world war one and world war two each like 60 some
00:32:52.080
thousand it was like 61 and 64 000 or something like this um the government of Canada has killed
00:32:57.360
with its benevolent health program uh made medical assistance and dying at least 75 000 people and
00:33:08.540
that's just the ones that said all right I'm ready to die now they're not counting the ones who were
00:33:12.680
uh getting euthanized because they've got you know maximum aggressive cancer or they're not they you
00:33:19.800
know they died of cancer they don't count for this to keep the numbers down you see so the real number
00:33:25.340
could be I don't know I don't know what it is but I do know that they're killing uh healthy people a
00:33:31.360
26 year old or something had depression was he 23 26 a guy in his earlier mid-20s he was depressed so
00:33:37.220
they killed him and chopped him up and sold his organs I was depressed in my mid-20s good thing that
00:33:41.360
didn't exist or I would be dead yeah I'm pretty depressed all right we'll just kill you that's Canada
00:33:46.820
that's where we live so I don't I don't want to hear uh from anyone in authority I don't want to hear
00:33:51.840
from Aaron O'Toole I don't want to hear from Polyev I don't hear from Pleb but anyway you're all morons
00:33:56.460
you're all cowards and you're all frauds and you have nothing to say or sell or do for anyone in
00:34:04.400
this country this country exists to serve you that is painfully obvious to me and to everyone else
00:34:12.740
paying attention and that's the reason why I have to be suppressed and censored so much because if
00:34:17.080
by god you had the misfortune that I corner you in public oof ouch mama like it would be bad
00:34:25.860
it would be really bad um it's so bad guys that I'm convinced all I have to do is show up somewhere
00:34:33.040
that they don't want me there and the police will will move immediately the police will show up
00:34:37.720
immediately 20 cops will show up it has happened all before and it will happen again at my own uh bail
00:34:44.240
here why is this moving so fast this uh I don't know what's going on here Phil were you playing
00:34:49.760
with the settings again yeah you were you were weren't you no you weren't I'm just uh maybe just
00:34:57.640
out of my mind that's true I'm definitely out of my mind but um anyway made is a thing and we're
00:35:05.300
just mass killing people and nobody seems to care I mean your job that's what they pay the big bucks
00:35:12.760
for guys they're all millionaires these politicians but they're millionaires that's why they became
00:35:17.160
politicians to become millionaires they weren't millionaires that decided to get into politics
00:35:20.880
they were morons and broke ass nobodies who just said I'll do anything for money and now they're
00:35:28.400
millionaires to sell you out and ignore that you're being annihilated and genocided and and wiped out in
00:35:33.700
your own country pretty great and then you've got people kissing their ass about it who do not have
00:35:40.360
the capacity brain power soul energy balls to imagine anything could be different that there's
00:35:51.040
any other way that anything else could be well we gotta get the libs out and that's that you're a fool
00:35:56.580
you're a fool and a coward and no there's a lot there's a there's a lot of ways to make an egg baby
00:36:03.240
there's a lot of ways there's a lot of things that can be done and uh i guarantee you that
00:36:08.920
in the future when we're turning a corner and things are finally uh finally coming around to
00:36:16.420
getting better it is going to have nothing to do with getting the libs out is going to have nothing
00:36:21.580
to do with anything the conservatives have ever done or will ever do it will have nothing to do
00:36:27.280
if anything we will succeed in spite of the politicians and the political class and all of
00:36:33.860
their pathetic sycophant cry baby gimme gimme gimme some i want some of that rub too sycophant
00:36:40.860
cheerleading losers i can't stand them i can't stand them they're in the way and uh i would say they're
00:36:48.460
the biggest problem you want to know why this country isn't succeeding you want to know why it's
00:36:52.340
falling apart um i mean there's a lot of there's a lot of things contributing to it um but
00:36:59.600
strategically you don't want to waste your time and energy attacking you know maybe this over here
00:37:05.520
that over there is causing your problems but we only have so much ammunition
00:37:08.600
and we can fire it all at that thing and maybe we get it but it's not it's not going to do anything
00:37:15.780
about the rest of the problems we have because it's not the root of the problem it's not the core of
00:37:21.200
the problem it's not where the problems are coming from it's just another it's just branch
00:37:25.880
on the problem tree don't shoot at the branch shoot at the roots at the trunk
00:37:30.660
where it gets its nutrients where does the lying tree get its nutrients gets water gets from from the
00:37:40.560
ground from the roots right we only have so much we only have so much energy time people resources
00:37:49.640
to do anything with to fight with to defend ourselves with to heal the sick to help the poor to defend
00:37:56.820
ourselves anything and all of it is being sucked up by the lying tree and it continues to happen
00:38:04.860
because sycophants like that who are promoted and assisted very heavily by the algorithms in
00:38:13.580
youtube and on facebook and everywhere else this is all not my opinion this is how everyone knows
00:38:19.980
that it works if you want to investigate and find out it's very easy to find out but that's how it
00:38:23.940
works just as they can suppress someone they can also boost someone especially if it's someone who's
00:38:29.520
saying the things that they want them to say like trust the science for example a lot of science
00:38:36.860
trusters in the conservative party over there a lot of trust the science people yeah biggest crime
00:38:42.480
of all time one of the biggest crimes of all time and we're just going to pretend like it didn't
00:38:46.880
happen and people still are not dying and suffering from it to this day and a lot of them are getting
00:38:51.260
made medical assistance and death go die go get government suicide because your life is too miserable now
00:38:59.040
because you've got too many painful side effects from this experimental psycho thing we made you do
00:39:03.500
and where were the grifters well they were telling you to get it because they got paid to do that too
00:39:08.280
didn't yeah do we want to go see the website buyandsell.ca i'm sure it's still on there
00:39:15.860
i can just go back and find the old we'll just ask the audience they'll go find it
00:39:21.420
for weeks it was up there we'll pay you 10 000 20 000 even 30 000 in some cases to just chill and they did
00:39:31.640
a lot of these people too uh made their stupid social media name on the back of the freedom
00:39:41.580
convoy and everything surrounding that environment in 2022 which was predicated on what it was fighting
00:39:49.920
pokey time medicine time wasn't it that was the reason that was the impetus and that was why there were
00:39:59.320
copycat movements in brazil in the united states in the netherlands in germany all over the world
00:40:05.240
people were copying what we were doing here in canada why because they had to get the libs out
00:40:11.460
no because this was the biggest crime in history and it was a lie and those people made their bones on it
00:40:19.600
and what are they doing now they're selling you the same politicians who did this to us in the first
00:40:30.000
you know the empire comes through wipes out half your family take some slaves and then you're like
00:40:38.400
you know what i think i want to join them i'm gonna get on their team they seem pretty strong
00:40:41.600
yeah if you're a weasel if you're a little weasel i guess it's a it's a good spot for you to be i mean
00:40:48.220
you definitely need the protection you're clearly too small and pathetic to exist on your own that's for
00:40:51.900
sure oh pocket protect what are you talking about you don't even know what a pocket protector is
00:40:59.440
crj i'm gonna fold you up and put you in my pocket and carry you around like a little trophy how's
00:41:03.160
that sound love and be loved says cheers to being one of the very few people telling the truth and
00:41:07.720
actually serving uh the country by your lived example we'll catch the replay tomorrow well you
00:41:12.260
don't love it that much and i'm gonna stick around and see what i have to say i think i appreciate it
00:41:16.060
thank you i'm just i'm just kidding um yeah you know what i don't even do that much man i'm doing
00:41:21.500
what i can but you know very few people are doing anything
00:41:24.340
and that's what that's what's upsetting to me is that this would be so much easier this would be so
00:41:32.160
much easier if there was just five percent more balls in this country we wouldn't have any of these
00:41:36.760
problems but no one can be bothered because can't somebody else do it i'm scared yeah i know you're
00:41:42.320
scared because you're a coward you've never wanted to be anything otherwise uh albert you know he says
00:41:48.420
hi it's oh i know it's albert anytime i see a red message it's got to be albert only albert sends those
00:41:52.960
uh thank you sir i appreciate that he says great show thursday i always like it when you go hard
00:41:57.300
your trump impression is epic too i don't know where these these these plaques are i need to find these
00:42:04.280
in the uh the group chat uh the diagonal group i was like can someone find me a way to
00:42:10.760
i i still can't read these guys these are i can't if i zoom in
00:42:14.500
i was like can i find a readable version of these stupid everyone wants to read what the plaques say
00:42:21.260
there are no images of them in the fucking world they're all taken from far away
00:42:26.740
and i can't zoom in look at this look at this what am i supposed to do with this i can't read that i'm
00:42:33.200
not i'm not putting my face an inch from the screen how hard is that you do this with your finger
00:42:39.400
you zoom in oh my god there's there's there's like 9 000 photos like that there's almost none
00:42:46.400
where you can read anything i i can't read any of these i refuse i'm spoiled i'm a spoiled rotten
00:42:53.640
internet guy i want everything it's got to be easy and i'm getting old my eyes listen do i gonna put
00:42:58.720
my pp glasses on maybe i do uh i appreciate it albert thanks um i don't like i mean i like kind of
00:43:07.140
making fun of trump i liked it it was more fun but when i i could still tell myself that there's a
00:43:14.580
chance he's not a pedophile and it's possible he's not totally in the pocket of israel and but that's
00:43:21.860
not true he definitely is a pedophile and he definitely is totally 1 000 he's the most he is
00:43:27.320
the most in the pocket of jewish power than than any other president in the history of the united
00:43:34.820
states he's he's horrible he's absolutely horrible um and uh we're gonna you know america
00:43:44.860
unfortunately looks like it's heading to civil war uh it would be very difficult to avoid at this point
00:43:49.260
it would take some very skilled states craft and incredible leadership to avoid this neither of
00:43:56.740
which trump is capable of doing he's he's not very good he's a he's a wwe character okay that's what
00:44:06.020
made him president uh morgan was here on the phone uh talking to a friend of ours earlier who was
00:44:12.620
somewhat famous comedian uh and i said they're they're actors they're not they're not leaders
00:44:21.500
they're actors they're playing like obama i'm here to play uh the role of uh president guy so uh the
00:44:31.780
people of america can feel that uh everything is under control you always make sure you want to point
00:44:40.660
not with your finger because that's aggressive we want to use our thumb they teach them how to talk
00:44:47.640
they use the same hand gestures it's training they all play the same character they talk with the same
00:44:53.380
they're all the same they all talk the same way they say the same thing they literally go to a school
00:45:02.420
and are taught and trained how to be tv leader guy and then they come out and they read a script of
00:45:11.940
gobbledygook that doesn't make any sense to anyone i i don't i think i have this clip i thought i i know
00:45:18.420
i saw it and tried to save it but i when i opened everything up i don't remember seeing it but michelle
00:45:24.080
remple garner who apparently has eaten an entire farm i thought bill gates was buying up all the farm
00:45:29.780
animals i think she's just eating them all poor thing she's gained about 200 pounds uh yeah i don't
00:45:36.040
i don't think i seem to have it i did though if somebody wants to send me that if they can find it
00:45:39.520
uh they asked her you know to kind of can you what do you mean nationalism like can you kind of like
00:45:45.920
give us a no she can't she she gave a meandering gobbledygook answer that meant nothing as they do
00:45:55.480
and moved on and it works because most people can't define what nationalism is when so you've
00:46:04.720
got a population who's going what what is nationalism anyway what does this mean well you don't know so
00:46:10.680
they can tell you anything and are you going to be are you going to know if they're not if they're
00:46:14.380
full of shit or not right just like what is a canadian most people can't even tell you what that is
00:46:20.900
so they can say whatever they want it to be and you're left with well i guess because you have
00:46:25.680
nothing to compare it to that's how most politicians get by by the way almost none of them know anything
00:46:33.160
uh mark carney knows how to steal with like he's a banker so he's good at that uh that's about it i
00:46:39.460
don't think he has any he's not a leader of any kind like oh he's such a good leader he's at
00:46:43.960
everyone who thinks that like oh he's a great leader find me any man in your in your anyone it
00:46:54.360
doesn't matter who it is any man in your family who is between the ages of 55 and 60 maybe 65
00:47:02.240
55 and 65 who's just not obese just just sort of normal looking
00:47:13.140
uh we give him a haircut we put a suit on him and we train him to talk in exactly the right kind of
00:47:25.860
tone so that the people listening will feel reassured and content that everything is under control and
00:47:37.640
canada is back it any moron can do what they're doing it's preposterous the least amount of effort
00:47:46.680
in their day-to-day is making sure they're presentable to you that's the easy part the hard
00:47:52.860
part is when they got to go to davos and other places and they got to get under a table and do all
00:47:57.800
kinds of things that they uh are made to do you know when you once you realize that most of these
00:48:05.760
people have been done in the ass i'm i'm not that's not a metaphor i'm being 100 serious okay just like
00:48:12.640
the music industry just like every like yeah that's how you get those jobs guys oh you want oh you want
00:48:18.660
to be the prime minister huh you want to be in child why don't you come sit you got to go sit on the
00:48:24.800
casting couch all right you don't get to have any position of power without blackmail without you
00:48:31.980
being controlled without you being controllable that's how they know that they can trust you
00:48:36.400
right you know how the gangs work like the hardcore gangs i don't mean stupid ones like shamrim like the
00:48:46.320
jewish active club in toronto do you guys see that melissa lansman's active she's basically a terrorist
00:48:50.940
she's leading a terrorist cell there's there's guys with matching sweaters on
00:48:55.740
the hard the hardcore gangs uh you kill somebody or something like that something you know that they
00:49:06.480
can they know about they can prove now they've got that dirt on you forever so they know you're
00:49:10.500
never gonna you're never gonna talk because if you do you're you killed a guy we have you we have
00:49:16.920
you you you have you have a murder on you we right so you're in forever now it works the same way
00:49:23.980
right uh we get you you do something horrifying that we get on video and we can trust you and
00:49:29.900
you're on the team congratulations the end if you're curious as to how it is so many of these
00:49:36.040
buffoons and people who can barely tie their own shoes and can't count to a banana end up being like
00:49:41.840
like gary like how does gary have a job never mind a minister of anything
00:49:48.180
why do you think why do you think they trust gary why do you think gary is trusted by ottawa
00:49:59.200
to manage that profile and that file and be that cabinet minister or this cabinet minister
00:50:04.340
why do you think because of his talent because of his leadership ability because of his strange
00:50:11.040
frog-like jowls we'll never know we'll never know um world runs on blackmail guys
00:50:18.520
okay everybody you see up top up there blackmail yeah including trump especially trump
00:50:25.840
multiple things can be true at the same time as well um it's not a binary world we do not
00:50:34.880
unfortunately as simple as that would be live in the marvel extended what is it the world war ii
00:50:42.160
marvel extended universe that's not where we live but that's what people think we live in
00:50:48.860
and it's good guys and bad guys my team and their team superman and batman and that's no
00:50:55.900
no real life is a lot more complicated than that okay um you could have you could have someone
00:51:02.200
who um is a great mom a great worker um loves her community does all kinds of charitable work
00:51:12.760
um you know volunteers to take care of uh you know kids at a community center and also has cheats
00:51:21.140
on her husband all of that can be true and then you have the and then you have the normie
00:51:27.400
dumb dumbs out there that go but but bad guy or good guy it's almost like people are more
00:51:33.020
complicated than that i know it's crazy but but yeah it's it's like people can people can be
00:51:38.700
multiple things at the same time and uh the president the prime minister any of these people
00:51:43.120
they don't have there are certain things they have to do that they are told or that they're going
00:51:49.000
to do this is happening right everything outside of that who cares if trump wants to put his face
00:51:54.320
on a giant building and put it out in front of your house he can do that he can do all kinds of
00:51:57.960
things but there are certain things he must do and he will do or he will be removed just like the rest
00:52:03.440
of them and everybody who has gone off script has been removed if you haven't noticed okay so just
00:52:10.980
because he does something good for you or for them wherever doesn't mean he's a good guy and just
00:52:16.280
because somebody does something bad that you don't like doesn't mean that they're a bad guy either
00:52:21.540
this is this is child level um interpretation and understanding of how the world works and if
00:52:30.360
that's you you're not going to have a good time here you know so just probably uh go sit at the
00:52:36.160
back i mean i'm sure you brought a lot of drinks anyway i mean you must be getting through life
00:52:42.140
somehow because it's not on your wit so i don't know just go back and pound whiskey and tell yourself
00:52:46.400
you know what's going on i guess right and people get caught in this this loop the entertainment
00:52:54.000
loop of always trying to under i just wanted the truth what's the truth of figuring out what's going
00:52:58.140
on the most important truth to understand what's going on is that uh the people in charge are pretty
00:53:03.420
pretty bad um at the very very tippy top i don't think a lot of people in the world are truly evil
00:53:13.180
um good people do bad things and they find ways to justify it all the time that's very human and
00:53:20.200
that's very understandable a lot of people get that um what people don't get and can't wrap their
00:53:24.800
heads around very much is evil people who don't care at all um and couldn't care less if they kill
00:53:31.760
10 million people to make a buck it doesn't doesn't mean anything to them they can't relate to that
00:53:36.040
because you're not in that world and i mean i'm true i can't really relate to that either because i'm
00:53:40.460
not in that world but i know for a fact that it exists and it's not that everyone in power is
00:53:46.480
like you know i made fun of her right michelle remple garner do i think she's evil no do i think
00:53:52.620
most of them are evil they're lazy and selfish and they allow evil things to transpire because of their
00:53:59.480
apathy and their inability to do their job that's certainly true but do they get up in the morning and
00:54:04.120
oh i'm gonna eat children like that's pretty rare um but at the very very top uh yeah there there's
00:54:12.140
definitely some of that going on and you just find you just get the useful idiots that will do what
00:54:16.860
they're told that don't have any scruples don't need principles uh they call people like me and people
00:54:23.420
like my contemporaries uh do-gooders you ever hear that you ever hear that phrase yeah i said do-gooder
00:54:28.140
what does that mean it means somebody who's actually trying to be the good guy we that's
00:54:33.320
not how the world works we can't have that you kill those people get killed more often than they
00:54:37.000
don't it's dangerous dangerous place to be um and we're just saving them i how many death threats
00:54:44.100
do we have guys hundreds hundreds i've got hundreds uh we're saving them i might make a book i might
00:54:50.880
publish a book called um unsolicited advice from the internet and it's just all the different ways
00:54:58.900
that i'm going to be murdered or should kill myself and all this other kind of stuff um from all these
00:55:03.620
people the hard rock hotel and casino in ottawa even participated in some of this we got three
00:55:08.180
different emails from them i'm pretty sure it was just an indian guy using their staff's emails but
00:55:12.540
you know that's just a you know one of the more recent examples there's a lot of good stuff like
00:55:15.800
that out there but um yeah um not too often politicians ever get killed though is it
00:55:27.700
everyday people regular people charlie kirk oh yeah that happens all the time uh them though
00:55:35.280
neither they they're on the team that does the killing yeah um so they're not really uh
00:55:45.440
usually two up on on killing killing their own uh i've probably said the am i supposed to say
00:55:51.960
unalive now is that how is that how it works i keep seeing this on social media now and they
00:55:57.280
unalived him that's how they got unalived just say just say kill that's what that's what the word
00:56:01.940
means that's what that's what words are for a word is a noise that we've agreed communicates a thought
00:56:11.100
an action an idea a verb right um i said banana earlier when i say when i make the noise banana
00:56:18.920
banana you all know what that means if you speak english like yes but now i know what that means
00:56:25.100
it's just a noise we could have chosen a different noise we could have called them oogly pops you want
00:56:30.680
an oogly pop and it would but you know what a banana still a banana still looks the same tastes the same
00:56:36.160
still grows in a tree oogly pop banana googly gorp it doesn't matter it's just a noise it's just a word
00:56:41.800
that says a thing so why are we manipulating words it's to control people and manipulate people
00:56:47.880
changing the definition of words softening words using um you know we don't like that kind of
00:56:55.540
language you don't like that it's true you don't like reality
00:56:58.720
we don't say retarded or handicapped we say differently abled it what are we saying are we
00:57:08.220
saying this person has whatever it is you know it's a it's a big category could be a number of things
00:57:14.760
but that's what the word means trying to convince communicate to you that this person has whatever
00:57:20.500
it's more important that we manipulate how everyone feels about the words being said
00:57:27.720
then address the actual thing that we're talking about it's you know infuriating but
00:57:31.200
on a live just say kill for god's sakes it's it's shorter it's shorter isn't it isn't that everybody
00:57:37.260
was about isn't that tick tock you know go go go fast fast fast why why are you taking why are you
00:57:41.720
saying extra words why are you adding things don't know uh bearded indians has shout out to my buddy
00:57:48.440
patrick in ontario who worked 80 hours last week plowing snow he's a hard worker please remind him to
00:57:53.640
watch out for the jews and the cheats well if he doesn't work in the tunnels he's safe there
00:57:59.440
and uh is he what was he what is he plowing with you know a pickup truck's not going to do it because
00:58:07.460
they've got 18 wheels you need something big you need uh you need something big you you need like an
00:58:14.440
apc the old coyotes i think are for sale i think the army's selling those maybe one of those put a big
00:58:19.720
plow on that one of the old engineering vehicles if you get one of those you'll be safe you can only
00:58:23.360
drive 30 40 kilometers an hour at most but you're not going to get killed by a truck that's not good
00:58:31.220
that's for sure uh jenstein says uh mrs speaker found it for you did she i'm not sure where that
00:58:39.060
message would be i don't i don't know i can't it's too many is it in the is it in the chat
00:58:46.400
because i would like to uh look at it at some point which i now also can't find my god oh is
00:58:55.840
that it no it's not it i can't i can't handle this guys oh there it is no those are the same ones i
00:59:00.820
just said you i can't see them i can't read them i can't zoom in they don't expand there's no way i
00:59:05.340
don't know i give up on this i give up forever i'm i give up immediately part of what i wanted to
00:59:10.820
talk about at some point later was not giving up but i'm giving up immediately on something that's
00:59:14.960
not even difficult so i'm literally that guy you know don't drink these sugary drinks kids
00:59:21.520
knowing the way and walking it are two different things okay don't act like i'm the first guy
00:59:28.880
jenstein says alex woods roll up my sweaty hairy belly
00:59:37.680
there's kids you know there shouldn't be it's late at night and this is definitely not for them
00:59:44.940
but hey um oh that's that's a that's a handful i'll just say adam raped me that's well no he didn't
00:59:56.440
he uh he s-aid you and then you almost got unalived after you got s-aid jesus christ did you see how ezra
01:00:04.280
btfo trudeau and made katy perry wet i that definitely didn't happen ezra's not made anyone
01:00:10.440
wet in his life unless he pushed them into a pool but i feel like he'd be afraid of doing that and
01:00:15.840
getting sued or something which he doesn't seem to mind because i'm suing i'm march 2nd i'm gonna be
01:00:20.880
there i got court on march 2nd with him and then uh ryan rosicky's fighting again on march 7th so
01:00:27.620
march is busy march is a lot going on in march for me um but i i am i am not going to rebel news
01:00:34.600
it's you know that's horrible it's horrible they're the only channel in canada above mine
01:00:39.900
on rumble you can believe that swiss dangles says george carlin was so right about language and speech
01:00:45.120
and how they control it he was about that i always get this because i liked carlin when i was a kid i
01:00:49.840
still like look he had some good points he had some funny bits he was you know once again but he
01:00:55.540
said guys it doesn't mean george carlin not being your ideal human who believes and says and does all
01:01:04.300
of the things all of the things that you want why what is that preventing you from living your life and
01:01:12.100
being who you want to be in any way shape or form whatsoever no it isn't so please stop being a 10 year
01:01:16.460
old right like if i you know uh bernard hopkins was an amazing fighter why do you hate white people
01:01:26.400
what are you saying can you mike there's there's too many insecure men with no self-esteem that feel
01:01:33.820
the need to get that's what that is they got to go but i but but just guy you need to get laid or
01:01:43.020
you need you have no self-esteem or you have no self-worth or something you just if you're that
01:01:47.860
insecure that you're going to spaz out because someone mentioned the name of somebody who isn't
01:01:52.380
perfect for you that's a you that's a you problem okay because you're going to be doing that for a
01:01:57.340
long time and a lot of people have been doing that for a long time it's 2026 and i've been doing this
01:02:03.000
for six seven years and a lot of people uh that i've encountered and see along the way are in the
01:02:10.260
exact same place they were six or seven years ago doing exactly the same thing they were doing
01:02:14.140
six or seven years ago don't worry they're just going to learn more but i started this thought
01:02:22.400
earlier and and got sidetracked there's always going to be new information there's always going
01:02:28.820
to be a new story there's always going to be a new thing to learn about to hear about did you see
01:02:33.600
this did you hear about that did you see yes yes yes there's always there's always going to be
01:02:37.520
something if it's immediately relevant like trump is coming to take over halifax like well that i'm
01:02:44.680
going to pay attention to because that's where i live okay that's where my family lives it's uh that's
01:02:49.780
that's going to be something i'm going to keep a close eye on um oh did he blow up venezuela did he
01:02:55.600
this did he that did he first of all i nor you nor anyone on the internet that you're taught i don't
01:03:04.020
care what they say i don't care what they're not in the room they're not in the white house they're
01:03:08.860
not in the pentagon they're not on the conference call they're not in the skiff with delta force
01:03:14.020
command they're not they don't know what's going on regardless of what they say i've got a document
01:03:20.800
i don't care what you have you don't you're you're not you're not there you don't know what's going
01:03:24.700
on and number two let's pretend we did let's pretend somehow magically you know exactly what's
01:03:31.280
going on i know it's actually cool what are you going to do about it
01:03:34.880
what can you do about it what you're doing now posting aimlessly anonymously on the internet
01:03:45.560
with i don't know 500 million other people doing the same thing
01:03:51.220
do you honestly believe that now if i just post a couple more times it's all gonna come down
01:03:59.880
if i just sign another petition if i just wave another flag if i just tie one more canadian flag
01:04:07.900
to one more hockey stick and say taking the country back one more time magically the entire system in
01:04:17.040
ottawa will just implode and all of the power that it has stolen and ciphered and collected
01:04:22.700
siphoned off and collected for itself away from you will just give way and come back like a dam has been
01:04:29.160
destroyed and it will just all the water will return to the irrigation ditches and riverways and
01:04:35.060
everything from whence it came because you posted about it and they went oh obviously not
01:04:40.980
so you want to talk about who's a serious person uh what what are you what are you expecting out of
01:04:48.360
this unless you're just doing it for entertainment which most people are doing
01:04:53.120
infotainment infotainment tim pool perfect example infotainment um
01:05:03.040
you know how much money that guy has has gotten i don't know what he's worth is he worth a hundred
01:05:08.920
million dollars he might be you know what he did he built a skate park in his house with it
01:05:12.460
you know what i would build i would build a uh barracks that can hold 40 men
01:05:18.140
in your town um because there is going to be 40 guys who have nowhere to live and can't afford to
01:05:26.320
because it's impossible and we got to take care of each other and somebody's got to because the
01:05:31.640
government's not doing it is tim pool doing that is nick fuentes doing that is anybody doing any of
01:05:35.580
those things nope you want to know what they're about hold a mirror up to your screen while you're
01:05:44.200
watching them and you'll see it oh them yeah there they are yes yeah that's pretty much all that is
01:05:52.260
up there unless they're doing things are you a man of action do you do things do you do anything in
01:06:01.800
real life or do you just talk shit and then take money from desperate scared people who
01:06:08.320
are at their wits end one of those categories has a lot of people in it the other one has people in
01:06:18.740
jail and getting laws changed so they're not allowed to exist because that's how much of a threat to the
01:06:24.540
system they are nobody's changing laws to stop freedom nonsense nobody is jailing people over the
01:06:34.140
ostrich farm how the how the ostrich is doing by the way hey ostrich warriors how's you how are
01:06:39.900
your tattoos healing up have you gotten justice for the ostriches yet or no right you've moved on
01:06:47.480
entirely to something completely different by now are you a venezuela expert now or are you a russia
01:06:53.100
expert or no you're actually you're probably an iran expert now right what's the current thing in the
01:06:58.360
news that you're an expert on see this is all tying back into what i'm trying to say
01:07:00.980
there's always another thing there will always be another thing the first thing that really grabbed
01:07:08.280
me was 9-11 i was 15 when that happened there's been a lot more since covid grabbed a lot of people
01:07:22.020
and the key takeaway is when something like that happens if you're previously unaware
01:07:31.040
and you notice something's wrong something doesn't make sense here something's not adding up
01:07:40.900
uh i can't i don't know what exactly i don't know where but i know i know when people aren't being
01:07:49.880
straight with me and i know when people are not telling me the whole truth and that's easy what's
01:07:54.540
going on and you know how you confirm it is when if you ask questions they attack you rather than
01:08:00.160
explain it to you because when my children who i love very much ask me questions i explained it the
01:08:05.520
answer to them or my parents or my or my friends or anyone i care about asks me a question
01:08:12.400
i go oh and i give them the answer that they asked for because i care about i don't go you should
01:08:21.000
what are you with the terrorists now i had a teacher do that to me when i was 15 years old
01:08:27.400
right i used to feel kind of dumb complaining about it
01:08:34.400
who are you pussy i a 15 year old think think of any 15 year old and then you're being
01:08:42.700
chastised and mocked by authority figures in your school in front of your classmates
01:08:50.280
i was in a law class learning about justice i thought and this was right after 9-11
01:09:02.960
and they thought it would be a good time to like well you know if you guys have any
01:09:09.220
because we're we're kids we're 14 15 years old questions or you want to talk about this or that
01:09:15.980
and i said i what is really going on here because i don't this doesn't make any sense to me what are
01:09:22.040
you with the terrorists you oh oh you don't believe everyone attacked me a lot of people just
01:09:29.660
experienced this with covid well i they did that was me at 15 years old and uh didn't get better
01:09:36.020
and i was right and they're all stupid they were stupid then and they're stupid now and all of those
01:09:43.060
people who gave me shit and made fun of me and laughed at me some of them are dead now because they
01:09:48.760
yeah what did i ask why why are extra buildings falling down was one of the questions
01:09:58.140
like that why the a whole building fell down for no reason
01:10:06.300
like well it was on fire buildings catch fire all the time especially skyscrapers and steel
01:10:14.520
like there are lots of examples some of them have burned right to the there's nothing left but the
01:10:21.660
steel and you're telling me an office fire collapsed an entire like what was it a 30-story building
01:10:30.360
and i said how did they know so fast it was only a few hours i mean it happened it was 10 in the
01:10:42.140
morning when it started going i was just coming home from school for a free period i live near the
01:10:46.000
school 9 11 is kicking off everybody's around the tv going oh my god by supper time like it was osama
01:10:52.720
bin laden yeah it was definitely him and it was i was like wow what how do you know that already like
01:10:58.920
not with the kind of confidence i have now but i was a kid i'm like i i was just asking
01:11:04.060
and they attacked me um and tried to gaslight me into into falling in line which i've never done
01:11:18.460
so uh this isn't my first rodeo neither was covid and there will be another one
01:11:27.220
there's always going to be another thing now the takeaway
01:11:31.640
for the for the for you for me for the the regular real human beings
01:11:42.480
just like me just like you just like everybody else worried about paying bills taxes can't get
01:11:49.640
health care it's not that safe anymore um am i being a good dad are my kids going to be okay all
01:11:55.660
the same worries and things that everybody else has you know we're just regular people
01:11:58.820
what does it matter for us what is about what matters for you is can you trust what they are
01:12:08.160
when something serious happens like war or a pandemic or it's time to take your kids to the
01:12:19.940
doctor to get medicine time are they telling you the truth can you trust them are they lying
01:12:27.580
that's what's important and the answer is yes they are lying and no you cannot trust them
01:12:35.780
so what does schizo obsessing over the latest next thing do
01:12:44.720
what's the truth about this once you've discovered someone is a massive liar
01:12:50.740
if your wife is cheating on you how many times do you need to catch her or him if it's your husband
01:13:04.420
before you go you know what i don't think i can trust you first time second time 30 times 100 times 109 times
01:13:19.140
and you know why i was talking to a friend of mine yesterday and i said it's like the orientation area
01:13:27.840
a new job or you know some sort of facility or something they have to like look this is where
01:13:35.820
everything is a new military base maybe you know they call it clearing in in canada you got to clear in
01:13:40.360
you got to go here you got to go here and part of it is so you check in with all these places so one
01:13:44.540
they know that you've done that but two so you know where they are you know where clothing stores is
01:13:48.700
you know where the vehicles are uh you know where your unit lines are you know where the barracks is
01:13:53.500
you know where the meal hall is you know you know where everything is you're oriented
01:13:57.280
they want to stay there in the orientation zone forever constantly checking off new things going
01:14:06.760
did you see did you see did you see and nobody ever gets to work because that's hard
01:14:10.520
because the next stage is oh they they are lying
01:14:19.460
and i knew they were probably lying and i probably shouldn't trust them
01:14:27.540
i joined the army anyway why because i was a child i was 16 and 17 years old
01:14:33.600
and my romantic ideas about what that was to be a soldier and a warrior for your people
01:14:44.960
strongly overpowered any suspicions or concerns i had
01:14:49.820
but they never went away they got bigger actually and they got more and more confirmed as time went on
01:14:57.840
but nobody wants to leave the orientation area they just want to find new things and find it because
01:15:04.200
it's entertaining it's fun it's fun this is alex jones's entire career
01:15:11.460
his entire career has been pointing and screaming about the latest thing up until recently where he's
01:15:20.500
become a massive shill sometime in the past five years or around uh
01:15:26.660
sometime between trump's first and second term he just totally just gave up and is like i just
01:15:34.300
i'm just a complete piece of garbage now i'm just a complete liar
01:15:38.860
because it's easier to be entertained by the new exciting thing the new shiny thing the new story the new
01:15:53.720
which again means what to you are they lying or not because we can't do anything about it we're regular
01:15:59.680
people what are we going to do are you a billionaire because elon musk could like i could just buy twitter
01:16:06.400
i could do if you're a billionaire you can do a lot of things that's a lot of power money is power
01:16:11.360
there's a lot of different kinds of ways to accumulate power some is more reliable than others
01:16:17.320
these politicians are not really powerful as people they're just the face of a machine and they're
01:16:24.800
replaceable like a light bulb did canada get better when we got trudeau out we gotta get trudeau out
01:16:32.320
he's long gone it's long gone heaven heaven mdma fueled orgies with katy perry from what it sounds
01:16:40.540
like it sounds like he's having a great time actually oh we're gonna get him i said no you're
01:16:45.160
not he's gonna fade away he's eventually gonna leave and he's gonna go off if he get he'll get
01:16:49.900
another job at the un if he wants he he's gonna live high on the hog for a long time he's gonna have
01:16:55.200
a great time where's hillary clinton these days totally defying the subpoenas to testify over epstein
01:17:00.780
because trump's protecting them they all get to do what they want they never pay for it nobody
01:17:10.240
the real problem they're the face of the problem they're the pimple they're the raised boil they're
01:17:20.260
the rash on your skin that tells you you're sick
01:17:23.200
they're the yellow in someone's eyes when they have
01:17:28.480
gout or liver liver failure what's it called cirrhosis liver cirrhosis
01:17:35.260
oh i just need to fix my eyes no you need a liver transplant
01:17:40.480
or you need to stop drinking it's not the real problem
01:17:50.040
and then we got it down to a science every eight years
01:17:53.620
that's about how long it takes for someone for people to get sick of the current regime
01:18:03.240
every four years every eight at the most they swap them out
01:18:07.180
in canada if you even make it 16 20 god help you has anybody ever made it that long i don't think so
01:18:34.620
so i said i'm getting these red guys out of here
02:36:56.400
The kids are caught up, but their lives are won
02:37:03.280
I'll follow you fucking monsters to hell to the death
02:37:22.440
Nobody's giving up and nobody's fucking going away
02:37:55.700
Jenstein says you're too calm and look too good
02:38:14.580
She was putting wood in my fire if you know what I mean
02:38:19.720
Pretend I said something cool or funny instead of whatever that was
02:38:24.620
Scotia Gentleman says what was your favorite part about the Murder Olympics
02:38:57.580
Which became a bigger little installation over time
02:39:04.060
I don't know why I'd switch to that for some reason
02:39:25.440
We were able to land helicopters and get people
02:39:42.760
And in there was a giant bag of shredded cheese
03:49:57.800
This doesn't look like the way to my new resort