Raging Dissident Podcast - April 10, 2026


🍁 607 - ABSURDITY LEVEL: UNCALLED FOR!


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3 hours and 38 minutes

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31,895

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It's April Fools Day and the clowns are out in full force and we're all here to vote. We're all in this together and we need to vote or else they're going to kill us all.

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00:00:00.000 We'll be right back.
00:00:30.000 We'll be right back.
00:01:00.000 Jesus cut that chat off just in time
00:01:08.820 psychos
00:01:12.500 this is why they're censoring the internet because of you literally you all of you
00:01:20.840 just think
00:01:23.620 Somebody at CSIS has to go over all of these.
00:01:32.240 They have to write, type out your names and the crazy shit that you say.
00:01:36.900 They have to look at it.
00:01:39.580 And then they have to go home.
00:01:43.560 How was work, dear?
00:01:48.600 They have to look in the mirror and go,
00:01:51.000 I'm a fucking hero.
00:01:53.620 Fuck yeah.
00:02:02.940 Good film.
00:02:06.040 Hello, everybody.
00:02:20.480 Welcome back.
00:02:23.620 When I come home, that night you don't ask me where I've been.
00:02:29.840 You're calm, you're calm, I'm on my hands.
00:02:35.180 Oh, good, you're good.
00:02:38.540 April.
00:02:39.920 April Fools.
00:02:41.980 Every day, every day is April Fools' Day.
00:02:46.240 Forever.
00:02:48.560 Because we're all living in this absolute clown show.
00:02:53.620 of a world that everyone in power
00:02:56.240 insists that we take seriously
00:02:58.060 or else they'll kill you.
00:02:59.960 But it's the dumbest shit ever.
00:03:14.000 I've come to realize that, you know,
00:03:16.140 most of what this is
00:03:17.980 is sort of a pressure release area
00:03:21.840 because, I mean, by now it's very obvious to me,
00:03:26.280 but I always suspected that there has got to be more people
00:03:29.400 that see this, right?
00:03:38.140 Because living day-to-day, wherever you are,
00:03:42.180 whatever you're doing, whatever it is you have to suffer
00:03:44.240 from, you know, dusk till dawn,
00:03:45.860 it's so much worse if everyone around you is um a zombie
00:03:55.780 like an empty like a burned out light bulb just you look at it and you're all you can think is
00:04:05.360 who's ever looked at a burned out light bulb before and went oh yeah no no no one has ever
00:04:14.060 thought, all it does, it looks like death. I mean, it's there, but it's burned out. There's
00:04:20.480 nothing in there. It's all dirty looking. And you're like, why couldn't it be something that
00:04:26.260 was useful and worked? It just makes you sad to notice. No one's ever seen a burned out light
00:04:31.600 bulb and felt good things. So living around all of those all day long, interacting with them,
00:04:38.640 working with them working for them god help you oh
00:04:43.320 oh i couldn't do it so i started doing this
00:04:49.760 and now you're all here because you can't fucking do it either
00:04:54.960 that's that's the baseline that's that's where you start like yeah you're already
00:05:02.760 you're already like a psycho terrorist evil like all the things that they're going to say about
00:05:07.400 that you're already all those things you just don't know it yet because you're not them that's
00:05:11.520 the only difference you're either them or you're not them and if you're not them you're over here
00:05:15.140 and they hate you and want you to die everybody else is either them or pretending to be them so
00:05:20.640 they don't get uh picked on and attacked and so but they will anyway or they'll send they'll send
00:05:26.220 very confused people on all kinds of hormones and powerful drugs uh with rifles to your children's
00:05:30.900 schools and they'll you know something will happen there like there's caught there's there's costs
00:05:35.280 You know, the cost of doing business is a thing.
00:05:48.340 But it, I mean, for me, I've been doing this for a long time, probably 20 years now, this mental practice of trying not to think about it too long for too much because I have to distract.
00:06:04.120 i have to find things to do that are compelling enough exciting enough interesting enough
00:06:10.680 that it will temporarily distract me from this and i one to the other like that's what it's
00:06:18.580 like leapfrogging for pockets of air to breathe for a little while until that can no longer be
00:06:25.400 sustained or whatever has happened you know they turned everybody in at gay or whatever it was that
00:06:30.500 whatever it was that happened when the claw got in there and ruined whatever you got to find
00:06:35.080 something else and there's just less and less options as time goes by it's harder and harder
00:06:42.420 to find any places to stay sane and pretty soon i feel like they're just going to beam shit into
00:06:52.100 your house they're just going to put indians in your house you'll just be home and they'll just
00:06:57.940 show up it'll be the cops you'll be like what the fuck we're gonna here you go and i'll just
00:07:03.120 put pinder in there and leave you go ahead go hide in the woods do whatever you want that's
00:07:09.020 still gonna happen to you they're gonna make sure you you have the experience they're going out of
00:07:17.380 their way there's nowhere you can hide so there's no point doing it
00:07:24.260 and just watching this political circus
00:07:29.260 go on and on and on and on and on
00:07:32.300 and with so many obvious
00:07:33.920 signs and evidence and reports
00:07:39.940 that it's all stupid.
00:07:43.080 This is a waste of everyone's time.
00:07:46.840 What do you think it's for then?
00:07:50.240 Oh, we got to vote and we got to do it.
00:07:52.780 Oh, do we?
00:07:53.480 we gotta vote and we gotta
00:07:55.480 why? Oh, cause there are
00:07:57.420 this people and there are those people. Oh, so you
00:07:59.460 think you're choosing
00:08:01.600 a
00:08:03.240 good future path from
00:08:05.360 a bad one. Just
00:08:07.400 a fork in the road and you just have
00:08:09.360 to pick one or the other.
00:08:13.960 You, so
00:08:15.360 I'll guess that you've made toast before.
00:08:17.880 I know you can do that
00:08:19.660 because toasters, there's only
00:08:21.140 four slots or two.
00:08:23.480 So it's very, you know, it's easy for you.
00:08:26.040 It's two, two, one, good, bad.
00:08:28.480 Bad, good, good, bad.
00:08:29.860 You know, don't put an odd number in there
00:08:33.200 because then you'll get freaked out.
00:08:34.660 You'll start being suspicious.
00:08:35.840 You'll just rip it out of the wall and throw it outside.
00:08:37.340 People say, what'd you do with the toaster?
00:08:38.400 You'll be like, who was the feds?
00:08:39.720 Like, you'll just.
00:08:41.320 So it's got to be very simple
00:08:42.400 for a lot of these people to understand.
00:08:44.220 It's got to be very retarded, so retarded
00:08:47.160 that anyone with a functioning brain
00:08:49.520 that is just not coated
00:08:52.160 in pharmaceutical drugs
00:08:53.980 and, you know,
00:08:56.240 alcohol shrinking
00:08:57.740 every, this destruction.
00:09:01.320 It's so
00:09:02.240 fucking aggravating.
00:09:05.300 It's like,
00:09:05.920 it's like being an adult
00:09:07.240 in a world of children,
00:09:08.280 like Lord of the,
00:09:08.860 I say this all the time
00:09:09.620 because that's what it feels like.
00:09:10.540 I'm watching people
00:09:11.420 in their 30s, 40s, 50s, 60s.
00:09:13.560 I'm just like,
00:09:14.260 you're a 10 year old.
00:09:16.360 Oh my God.
00:09:19.520 and we have to just pretend like that's like oh my god imagine you woke up that day that's what
00:09:26.500 it was like everyone in your life all your bosses everyone that you have to take seriously
00:09:30.440 the police imagine the police there's a good sketch for somebody that's the world we're in
00:09:35.580 you're an adult you've just got normal trying to do whatever and you get pulled over by the cops
00:09:39.740 and it's some 13 year olds you know what i mean you're just like here we go and they have all the
00:09:45.080 authority like they can do whatever imagine if 13 year olds were cops well this is the and then
00:09:49.080 you're like ah fuck well i gotta vote for somebody then it's like oh no the politicians they're also
00:09:53.160 adults but they're like evil they're actually having sex with all the 13 year olds on the side
00:09:58.160 they don't want you to know that uh so it's just you know that's really your only those are your
00:10:03.580 opponents and half of them are you know pretty dumb also but in between is just a sea of people
00:10:08.480 who are basically 13 years old wearing a costume of their daddy or their girl boss mommy they're
00:10:13.720 trying to think they are like there's no substance to any of them at all as people they don't do
00:10:19.400 anything so many of them are just inventing things to say and do and be and then justifying it with
00:10:27.760 outrage and then receiving hundreds of millions of dollars this is all that this is consuming a
00:10:33.260 significant portion of our uh economy or a significant portion of what remains of the
00:10:38.760 canadian economy is centered around uh political house like we're playing house in the backyard
00:10:46.060 after school we're all gonna i'm gonna be a judge and i'm gonna oh yes you are uh this is where we
00:10:53.040 live it's outrageous
00:11:00.440 it's it's like a stephen king no not a stephen king movie it's like a
00:11:07.440 outer limits episode or something you know how those always ended darkly
00:11:11.040 you'd be like oh this is kind of a weird cool show that would just take a horrible twist
00:11:15.200 yeah
00:11:18.140 oh look at the bright side reginald it can't be so bad the world's mostly run by children
00:11:29.700 and it'll be easy for us they're just children they're only 13 how bad could they be
00:11:34.500 but what he didn't know is on the other side of that sea of children
00:11:41.220 was a giant claw riding upon it was harvey weinstein and wielding the unlimited power
00:11:54.160 of finance
00:11:55.180 he assembled the hordes
00:11:58.060 of children
00:11:58.700 the raping, the killing, the massacres
00:12:01.940 all of it
00:12:04.140 they know
00:12:06.200 not what they do
00:12:07.380 and there's
00:12:12.280 nothing you can do
00:12:13.600 alright, see you guys on Monday
00:12:20.200 have a good weekend, we'll be fucking
00:12:24.160 everyone just go ah power drinks all weekend that's why i've seen i don't know like i know
00:12:33.420 a lot of people can't articulate that that's why but i'll i know everybody's just ah inside all
00:12:39.320 the time everyone i see everywhere is just walking around going ah like almost no one is saying
00:12:48.880 anywhere and like i know that why because i'm loud on the internet a lot
00:12:55.400 i'm actually very would i have achieved or survived or navigated anything that i've done
00:13:03.400 if i wasn't fucking had my eye on the ball you know trust me
00:13:07.680 and i i've i've been to you know wobbly places it's not good out there when the average person
00:13:16.280 is like significantly mentally ill significantly the average person we used to stop whatever we
00:13:23.820 were doing in a group of 30 people be like what's going on with shannon is she okay what's going on
00:13:29.540 she's talking to herself and pulling her hair out what the oh maga trust the plan trust the plan
00:13:34.920 future proves past okay shannon we're gonna we're gonna you know let's go camping for a little while
00:13:41.740 you know what i mean let's just uh let's get some of that's everybody get together let's get out of
00:13:44.780 the city for a little while for a week you know and let's just we'll fish i don't know we'll just
00:13:50.500 get to just you know i should be okay or you know send her to send her to the experts who
00:13:58.900 who will say you need all kinds of drugs you need to fill your already warped mind with
00:14:05.840 pharmaceuticals a lot of them a lot of different ones expensive ones
00:14:10.820 you see or are we just pretending like that's not happening like i don't care if you don't
00:14:18.060 like how i'm saying the things that i say you don't like it because you know it's true
00:14:21.560 and it's very frustrating for everybody
00:14:26.020 but the first step to acknowledge solving a problem is acknowledging that you have one
00:14:32.440 we have a very big problem we live in a fake world everything's fake it didn't used to be
00:14:40.100 um but it's like you know how the pyramids exist but we obviously didn't build those
00:14:49.660 you know in my opinion i don't know if humans even built those
00:14:53.480 they're you know when when somebody educated me about like why they're why they're so fascinating
00:15:01.080 i was like why yeah it's pretty big triangle yeah big i mean probably took a long time big
00:15:06.120 triangle that big they're like no idiot no you don't understand how it was made its dimensions
00:15:12.440 where it is and all the the impossibly precise mathematics involved is like god level i'm like
00:15:19.440 i was like whoa okay
00:15:21.100 somebody made it but you know we obviously are not capable we don't even understand what it is
00:15:29.480 but we're walking around like we own it yeah those are the pyramids hey you want to go check
00:15:34.880 about it i drew some there's some drawings inside of some people i decoded them come on let's show
00:15:40.700 you the fuck you talking about charging money yeah come see these rocks that i found yeah oh yeah
00:15:48.120 yeah we built the who you you did who the fuck did nobody around here fucking did that that's
00:15:54.920 how i feel about our time everyone in the uh not justice the criminal system at the professional
00:16:02.300 level, much of the police, the military, the government, education, almost everybody everywhere
00:16:08.840 is like a laughingstock, a caricature of what they're supposed to be.
00:16:16.520 There's no way.
00:16:18.400 Like, they didn't make, like, this system that they are destroying, they didn't make
00:16:23.800 it, they couldn't maintain it, and they're just ruining it.
00:16:27.140 so i there's no there is a zero percent chance that any of this stays together and lasts any
00:16:33.400 any length of time it's not possible we're already in the collapse phase and they're walking around
00:16:39.660 giving themselves awards and oh we're joining the liberal team i'm like do you see the country's
00:16:46.340 slipping into the fucking ocean and they're like oh well okay we're just doing irreparable damage
00:16:54.360 now but that's fine it'll be fine um yeah they didn't
00:17:00.320 we used to have we used to have uh you know serious enough people that they would never
00:17:08.460 jeopardize our survival for like bathroom privileges and shit like that that was never happening
00:17:15.660 the the fight back in the day when adults were in charge this is what the fight was
00:17:26.500 should we let any black people in the country
00:17:30.100 even one should we even have like that was now look look like the the what is what is this
00:17:39.400 i'll show you an example that i just remembered
00:17:45.660 i had to see it so now you do too remember i said the ndp is like they're making this
00:17:52.060 the laughing stock um who is it is it leah gazzan perfect because this is one of the dumbest people
00:18:00.980 i've ever seen in my life so i love that it's her this absolute muppet spoon tool bag um she's
00:18:12.860 condemning the budget because it's it cuts seven billion why are they getting billions of anything
00:18:18.460 of dollars from canada services and crown indigenous relations what relations would
00:18:25.740 those be here have all of our money that's those are the relations they come and say give us money
00:18:31.080 and we go okay that's the relation wow man imagine those evil genociders are awful generous hey
00:18:40.200 that's crazy they think they were just genociding you and now they're like here have everything
00:18:45.680 it's weird that's really strange but anyway um she has a particular issue with it which is
00:18:57.540 it makes me sad
00:19:04.540 when the budget was released i was shocked to find out that prime minister carney is cutting
00:19:12.940 seven billion dollars between indigenous services canada like you're not helping the stereotypes
00:19:18.660 but look how fat she is like jesus have you ever seen and this isn't really necessarily a knock on
00:19:25.960 you guys because look at our leaders they're our leaders are the biggest pieces of shit failures
00:19:31.120 in the world so when i say another big fat dumb native chief it's the same thing when you see
00:19:40.000 ours like look another big fat dumb retarded white liberal bitch like yeah we're not allowed
00:19:46.120 to have good people just like you're not so fucking cool it cool it with the torches in
00:19:53.140 this guy put the scalpers away you're being fucking saccade like look there's a lot of
00:19:57.160 people that need you know need some corrections probably maybe too many you know that we're all
00:20:06.400 we everybody just needs to fucking take a breath the claw is out there and it's doing shit like
00:20:12.420 that like this this thing should never be representing any group of people at all
00:20:18.340 because again as someone who lives in reality i know you don't you guys don't like reality
00:20:23.400 you fucking idiots out there but um in an adult world right okay in adult world you have to accept
00:20:31.040 the way things are and just work with it like nature like gravity like the fact that we're
00:20:36.620 gonna we're gonna have a spokesman we're gonna have someone representing us in our event we
00:20:40.740 think it should be big dumb fat retarded leah well i don't know if that's you know professionals
00:20:47.320 would be like no she will make us look ridiculous and no one will take us here everyone will hate
00:20:52.720 us if they think that that's this is who this is who we want to speak for us and we're like yeah
00:20:58.160 she'll nail it uh-huh i'm i'm sure i'm sure whichever tribe of i'm sure they're very proud
00:21:04.820 of her i'm positive especially the men if i know anything about native men it's that they love this
00:21:12.480 bitch i guarantee it and crown indigenous relations they provided zero dollars to deal
00:21:20.200 with the ongoing genocide of
00:21:21.960 MMIWG2SLGBTQQIA+.
00:21:25.340 This is
00:21:26.520 abhorrent.
00:21:30.780 What?
00:21:32.820 SLGBTQQIA+.
00:21:34.200 This is abhorrent.
00:21:36.100 I...
00:21:37.180 What?
00:21:42.800 To deal with the ongoing genocide of
00:21:46.220 Okay, the genocide of
00:21:48.120 mmiw g2s lgbtqqia plus this is abhorrent is she ai is this an ai who the get fucking eminem on the
00:21:58.960 phone slim shady we get it fuck have you heard this look at the bar listen to this deal with
00:22:04.480 the ongoing genocide he's gonna have to give up his godzilla trophy for like to you know he just
00:22:09.700 decided one day to do like i'm just gonna do the fastest humanly possible amount of rhyming words
00:22:15.880 in as shortest period of time as one human lungful of oxygen can do.
00:22:21.780 And he just did that.
00:22:23.000 And whether you like it or not, like, it is pretty fucked.
00:22:25.780 I'm like, whoa, you know, that guy.
00:22:29.420 But, you know, she's coming for him.
00:22:31.840 With the ongoing genocide of MMIWG2SLGBTQQIA+.
00:22:37.320 This is abhorrent.
00:22:39.560 This is callous.
00:22:40.820 This is callous because the very liberal government
00:22:43.340 that has stripped organizations of life-sustaining...
00:22:47.380 What a performance.
00:22:48.600 I can't do any more of that.
00:22:50.140 It goes on for two minutes,
00:22:51.160 but the point is, like, that's M-M-I-W-G-2-S-L-G-B-T-Q-Q-I-A+.
00:23:00.780 This is a South Park joke, isn't it?
00:23:02.900 Isn't this South Park?
00:23:04.440 I'm sure it is.
00:23:05.940 I'm 100% sure that it is.
00:23:10.340 And, you know, there was a South Park predicts the future.
00:23:12.580 is like no they're just smart and you know a lot of us predict these like you just they see it they
00:23:19.860 see what the what the energy is what the spirit is what the pattern is and like they're comedians
00:23:24.700 and a big part of comedy is exaggeration you know and stretching and push the battery so you just
00:23:30.320 you already see who they are what they're like which direction they're pointed you just
00:23:33.880 go a little further than that you go a comedic distance you go from where they actually are
00:23:40.160 which is stupid in the first place but you go far enough that it becomes pretty funny but not too
00:23:45.640 far that it's like insane and i'm like it just doesn't make sense but not so little that it's
00:23:50.840 like it's got to be right in the sweet spot and now they're now they're caught up
00:23:56.640 they're like five years uh five six years ago this was literally a joke that no one would ever
00:24:04.340 because it was just the lgbtqs i think back then at first it was lgb i remember all of this i was
00:24:11.360 like what's an lgb then it was lgbt i'm like a t when did they're like oh no there's a t now i'm
00:24:16.500 like okay and then there's a q and i'm like what is are you just going to add every like what are
00:24:22.180 you doing and then the joke started with oh it's going to be the that it's going to be that whatever
00:24:27.040 she said and now they're just stone-faced saying it like this is an absurd place this whole thing
00:24:32.840 is just preposterous now it's so difficult to take them seriously and I don't recommend that
00:24:37.540 anyone does I think you should make fun of them as much as possible because it's true number one
00:24:43.420 it's hilarious because it is true that's why it's funny it's it's basically unlocking that tension
00:24:48.800 that you're storing in your body and how fucking mad you are and everything that's why it's funny
00:24:52.620 because it's it's true and that way you retain your sanity
00:24:59.840 because you stay anchored in reality the people who are not okay are the ones who are now seeing
00:25:07.320 this and talking like this is totally this is expected now they're gone they should be in a
00:25:12.980 mental institution unfortunately they're in the government running the country and again
00:25:17.160 they expect us to take them very seriously you better listen are you gonna what
00:25:23.900 you're gonna make winnie the pooh into a black homosexual what what are you gonna do next
00:25:29.780 that the new story is not going to be a soldier who nicknamed his bear at the zoo in winnipeg
00:25:38.980 before going to war it'll be the same soldier who's actually a nurse and stays home to get
00:25:44.220 gangbanged by black african migrants that's that'll be the new that's actually where winnie
00:25:49.860 the pooh really came from just no one no one wanted to say it they were ashamed they were
00:25:57.880 ashamed of the lgbb2 tq i u.s bear inclusion african gangbang world war one s2 plus qi pt
00:26:07.480 soldier dildo movement
00:26:10.040 and like she's not she's far from the only one she i'm just picking on her today because that
00:26:26.360 was that's just today's stupid thing that i heard every day every single day and i don't even follow
00:26:32.880 it religiously i check like five ten minutes a day that's all i really i just do macro i don't
00:26:37.740 care about a lot of the stupid little nonsense because it doesn't matter it doesn't matter it's
00:26:42.140 a bunch of people fighting down here in bullshit world about which way to go on the highway and
00:26:47.360 like you just come 20 miles up the road the highway blows up and goes into a giant gorge
00:26:53.840 all you do is drive to your death and they're arguing about it and then some of them drive
00:26:58.260 off to their death and the rest of them it's like have fun i don't care no one does nothing you do
00:27:04.260 is ever going to matter it's all total it's just a it's just an occupation for you that's the that's
00:27:09.220 the thing um because i mean it's the same thing as the sports ball bros but they're not pretending
00:27:17.180 to care right the politic bros we gotta get this person elected so we could fucking you're you're
00:27:25.020 totally ignorant of the problem which tells me right away that you're probably not someone i
00:27:30.640 would want to associate with because i what i mean what is the problem where's the root of the problem
00:27:37.000 you keep following the wires to find out where the shore like what is going on where is this
00:27:40.680 going i need to know what that is because then before even getting there you're like how do i
00:27:46.480 get things maybe i can be of them elected or can i grift somehow and we need to get the limbs out
00:27:51.640 and we need to you wait so you got you got this far you you opened the door to the problem depot
00:28:01.160 where where you looked around and said oh yeah it's it's that it's the red team let's go
00:28:10.520 well I mean
00:28:13.760 that was easy
00:28:16.060 and that's where most people stay
00:28:17.920 they stay in story tale
00:28:20.500 storybook land storybook village
00:28:22.800 we're gonna get the
00:28:24.540 website we're gonna have hope and change
00:28:26.880 hope and change is gonna come to
00:28:28.600 America
00:28:28.920 that's right
00:28:32.020 we're gonna
00:28:33.720 we're gonna make the standard of living
00:28:36.360 America something that everybody can be proud
00:28:38.480 of
00:28:40.520 And I am going to chase him.
00:28:42.880 I'm a bad man.
00:28:44.700 I touch him.
00:28:45.760 I grab him.
00:28:46.240 You think Donald's bad?
00:28:47.400 I mean, yeah.
00:28:51.960 I can't be stopped.
00:28:54.040 I can't be stopped.
00:28:57.480 Hillary's actually running the country.
00:29:00.600 She's scary.
00:29:03.100 I just do what she says.
00:29:07.520 Sign the fucking papers, Bill.
00:29:09.160 Okay.
00:29:09.860 Yes, Hillary.
00:29:10.520 the most powerful country in the world is a clown show it's it's reality tv
00:29:18.640 obvious it obviously is that was very clear as soon as ron paul was just like no you're not allowed
00:29:26.140 that was when i first that's what i did i'm like let's follow the problem
00:29:29.680 uh america seems to be in a lot of turmoil and that's not good our next door neighbor
00:29:35.520 most powerful country in the world and we all live in the shadow of what goes on there so
00:29:38.800 considering 9-11 just happened and you know this seemed to be the united states political
00:29:45.740 machine seemed to be the center of a lot of big important things happening so that's where i
00:29:49.700 started and then eventually if you're paying attention you'll realize oh certain people just
00:29:58.820 aren't allowed to play at all well that means it's bullshit doesn't it yes and all the people
00:30:06.800 who are allowed to play are allowed to play for a reason a lot of them are pedophiles a lot of them
00:30:11.540 are cheating on their wives or husbands or doing something or have a drug problem or whatever
00:30:15.920 they're doing no one's allowed to know or it'll ruin their fake fucking life that they have
00:30:21.260 so that means the people who own that blackmail get to control if you're controllable you're
00:30:28.540 allowed to play i saw somebody say earlier why is so many of these people pedophiles i don't understand
00:30:33.320 it's like it's almost a prerequisite because that's that's the one thing if you haven't
00:30:40.440 noticed in the world people will just want you to you'll be you'll be lynched if this is a true
00:30:46.240 story if governments were not protecting pedophiles they do they protect pedophiles if they just were
00:30:51.840 like yep here they are do it whatever happens happens they would be lynched all the time
00:30:55.840 but they go oh no you can't people hate pedophiles more than almost anything else
00:31:03.720 i think anything else in the world like that is universally every culture in the world i think
00:31:08.080 from china to brazil and everywhere they'd be like oh yes you have to kill them right away
00:31:11.680 oh yes you'll drown them in the swamp in the sewer you'll feed them to snakes you know what
00:31:17.600 i mean like i don't know what the fuck they do in brazil but um nobody likes it it's very awful
00:31:21.900 um so anybody who's like
00:31:25.740 and it's easy to i wouldn't say smear people but you could you could get a like a senator or
00:31:32.680 somebody oh we got him with a 17 year old we told him he she was 20 or 19 but she said it's like
00:31:37.880 you know there's that but technically do you they can smear him as a pedophile and is it you know
00:31:43.200 what i mean your career's over your life's over everything's over then there's the other ones who
00:31:48.400 straight up going after you know seven year old kids and like you know um those people will do
00:31:54.400 anything you want them to do anything anything that's that's how you get to play you're dependable
00:32:05.440 otherwise you don't maybe you've noticed sometimes people get like shot in the face
00:32:10.640 in public
00:32:12.140 or
00:32:14.080 anytime their planes explode
00:32:16.940 ships often sink
00:32:20.340 while they're aboard, planes get shot out of the sky
00:32:23.100 when people are
00:32:24.660 investigating this very thing
00:32:26.080 there were two FBI agents
00:32:28.520 I feel like this was a
00:32:36.620 black-pilled stream maybe but
00:32:40.640 i think it was i think it had something to do with the oklahoma city bombing there was also a
00:32:46.700 plane that went down shortly before that and it was believed i think there was two fbi agents on
00:32:51.580 there who had like some very damning evidence they were bringing back and it was it was over for
00:32:57.820 potentially the clintons and maybe other people and then oh well that plane blew up and fucking
00:33:04.360 and then Oklahoma City blew up.
00:33:07.820 Conveniently, where that investigation was held
00:33:10.940 was taking place.
00:33:12.000 I think it was called the Whitewater Investigation
00:33:13.620 into the Clintons and a lot of the shenanigans
00:33:15.920 they were up to and smuggling drugs
00:33:17.260 and what the fuck are they?
00:33:18.980 Basically, America was taken over by criminals
00:33:21.260 in the simplest sense.
00:33:27.340 They got a foothold and eventually,
00:33:28.800 now they just own everything.
00:33:29.780 They keep freezing.
00:33:32.120 They own everything.
00:33:32.880 Every part of it is criminal now.
00:33:35.260 In Canada, too.
00:33:39.780 Like, for example, I live in Nova Scotia,
00:33:42.140 and there is a lot of nice...
00:33:45.020 There's a lot of money in Nova Scotia,
00:33:47.240 but there shouldn't be.
00:33:51.400 You know what I mean?
00:33:53.520 Like 80%, 70%, 80% of our economy is government service.
00:33:59.560 Okay?
00:34:00.040 and so if 80% of the economy
00:34:02.540 of this province is government workers
00:34:04.720 and government services, why are there so many
00:34:06.620 escalades and
00:34:08.060 mansions? A lot.
00:34:11.120 A shitload.
00:34:12.280 Way more than there should be.
00:34:14.940 Oh, right. Crime.
00:34:16.820 Oh, yeah. Stealing. I forgot about
00:34:18.640 that. Oh, there's also an international port here
00:34:20.420 and an international airport. Oh, yeah. There's tons
00:34:22.540 of fucking crime going on here, obviously.
00:34:25.700 I'm glad the cops are parked
00:34:26.660 at the end of my road, though.
00:34:27.620 good thing did you see me in my sweatpants today guys i went out there a couple few times in my
00:34:32.240 sweatpants what'd i say i didn't go anywhere did i nope sweatpants that means it's off you know
00:34:46.400 it's like the equivalent of she's like i didn't shave my legs you're like it's not happening
00:34:49.860 that happened today sweatpants it's the same thing it's like no i'm not playing i'm not i'm
00:34:56.360 seriously i'm a big believer in pants if you're a pants are a commitment okay they're on or they're
00:35:02.240 off and once you know they need to mean something otherwise i'm sacrificing my comfort
00:35:09.620 for your social expectations of what
00:35:12.920 so i will walk around in my gray sweatpants and you know what people like it
00:35:26.360 If I was going to go up to some shit, I wouldn't go in sweatpants.
00:35:28.840 So, I mean, geez.
00:35:30.060 Take the day off.
00:35:31.740 Investigate actual crime.
00:35:33.780 Where'd those kids go, by the way?
00:35:35.200 You know that?
00:35:35.720 You didn't find those either.
00:35:37.260 So, no motive for Wartman.
00:35:39.540 None.
00:35:40.320 Now, you know what happened there?
00:35:42.240 He just, crazy guy.
00:35:43.260 Just tried to take off with half a million dollars and shot, just went on a rampage.
00:35:48.560 Woo, crazy guy.
00:35:49.780 Cool, thanks.
00:35:50.660 how's the hate speech campaign coming like and and they're like uh they're trying to knock off
00:36:01.340 all these indigenous native uh like like weed shops like
00:36:07.880 that's that's the other 20 of the economy in nova scotia like i'm serious there's nothing here like
00:36:17.460 it's very barren pretty much everything has been just stripped away and ripped it's just all
00:36:23.560 government bullshit jobs and very little bit of uh there's some fishing left a little bit
00:36:31.120 of timber job but there's not a lot like it's all we're basically de-industrialized here
00:36:36.680 and uh what remains is just taxing the living shit
00:36:43.220 uh or sorry of what remains is just being taxed to oblivion so
00:36:48.880 just squeeze harder you know i'm sure everything will be fine
00:36:53.180 yeah there's a lot of a lot of mcmansions and shit around here it doesn't make a lot of sense
00:36:58.360 yes it does you guys are all discriminated uh brian how are you sorry he says i can't see
00:37:08.440 the pyramid is being built by guys wearing bedsheets.
00:37:10.540 I don't think any humans could...
00:37:12.480 It's just not...
00:37:13.580 I would go on and on and on for hours, but it's
00:37:16.500 insane. There's no way.
00:37:19.420 It doesn't make sense.
00:37:21.220 Aliens, do it?
00:37:23.720 I mean,
00:37:24.600 we could be.
00:37:25.120 We could be from
00:37:27.080 another planet.
00:37:28.580 I think we might be from Mars. We're not supposed to be on this planet.
00:37:33.380 Intrusive thoughts. Thanks, man.
00:37:35.320 I think that's
00:37:37.340 money. I don't know.
00:37:38.440 These subscriptions.
00:37:39.800 I don't really know what they do.
00:37:42.380 But they're there.
00:37:43.740 And I like them, I think.
00:37:46.740 I think I do.
00:37:49.140 All right.
00:37:49.960 What are we doing?
00:37:52.540 What are we doing?
00:37:54.140 Phil, what are we doing with these fucking psychos, huh?
00:37:57.440 What are you doing?
00:37:58.060 How did you get way over there?
00:37:59.880 You just got them.
00:38:00.620 You keep an eye on them.
00:38:02.600 You keep an eye on that one especially.
00:38:04.820 Yeah, that's right.
00:38:05.420 That one right there.
00:38:06.160 You keep an eye on them.
00:38:08.440 You can't trust these people.
00:38:12.960 They're insane.
00:38:14.100 They're a bunch of psychos, I tell you.
00:38:16.240 So the war is on.
00:38:18.380 There's a ceasefire.
00:38:21.800 There's a ceasefire.
00:38:27.340 It looks like America is trying to cave,
00:38:34.460 which is hilarious,
00:38:35.580 and they really have no other option.
00:38:37.140 and he's trying to pass it off like he won but uh they're saying iran's gonna make a deal it's
00:38:45.480 gonna be great they're gonna be making a deal and iran is saying yeah apparently they're agreeing
00:38:48.820 to our demands which are many and significant so somebody's lying and i think they're already
00:38:56.660 bombing each other again anyway so it's this guy
00:39:02.040 just ringing what the hell every time i hear a noise from somewhere i'm like what the what
00:39:08.320 happened now what happened now god damn it what happened now so um this is a real i want you to
00:39:20.340 remember as i'm gonna read you something that trump posted a couple hours ago
00:39:24.500 and i mean i'm gonna do the voice because it's funny and fuck him
00:39:31.260 um but this is real like what i'm gonna read is real i had to go check i checked i was like
00:39:38.520 did he is this is this a real tweet post yes unfortunately it is so
00:39:47.640 anybody who's still uh i i mean i don't know what you got to be on i don't know what kind
00:39:56.600 of drugs what kind of damage you have to have to your brain you're just in a cult now you're just
00:40:02.100 in a cult to be to be going along with this this is uh this is the craziest thing any u.s president
00:40:08.900 has ever said in public in my opinion he's clearly lost it uh last week or just days ago he was
00:40:16.520 talking about ending entire civilizations overnight like what are you say what um like
00:40:23.280 oh he was just bluffing these are no you're an idiot all right these are not things you say at
00:40:28.640 that level as the president of the united states other people could interpret that any number of
00:40:35.020 ways it's very dangerous what you're doing and saying there are other people playing the game
00:40:41.660 that you don't control and it's just it's amateur hour he's running the country by tweeting like
00:40:51.360 it's fucking insane there's no master plan he's just a spurg he's just a fucking retarded fat
00:40:59.880 spurg that's all he's ever been he's a wwe character that vince mcmahon made and it was popular
00:41:07.940 and that's why he won his people were like ha ha he's owning the libs he didn't win
00:41:16.720 a championship leader man competition
00:41:20.240 people eating family-sized bags of doritos yeah yeah orange man yeah that's what happened okay
00:41:32.340 and now oh my god he's a fucking retard yeah well kind of always was you just bought into his
00:41:41.680 fucking hype from him that he's amazing i am the greatest president that anybody's ever seen
00:41:49.040 he's like no he's just trying to he just gaslights people cnn the other day had a poll that said
00:41:56.680 trump had a 100 approval and he mentions it in this tweet by the way i'm sorry i just have to
00:42:01.400 inside my system before i can read this because it's so fucked he and he's serious and they're
00:42:06.940 serious and everything's what i'm saying we're supposed to pretend like this is all real they're
00:42:10.380 all like yes trump has a 100 approval rating and he's like isn't that great everybody loves me
00:42:14.960 it's just all a hoax like what the fuck are you doing what are you north korea now
00:42:19.780 curator reader is a unanimous area
00:42:23.440 robbed by everyone everybody love a supreme reader okay i'm sure i know i i've seen america
00:42:34.940 on tv i've seen there's people that definitely don't a lot he's the he's the least he is the
00:42:40.540 least most popular president in history and i'm wondering now that cnn is just tweeting his two
00:42:47.360 or you know just following whatever does the president controls is cnn like cbc in canada
00:42:52.660 i bet it is i bet there are some of the legacy media outlets that are directly handled by
00:42:58.060 the regime and while he was not in office it hated him and then when he's back in now it's
00:43:03.500 like he's gonna 100 percent approve like what some of them flip-flop like this you know cbc would do
00:43:08.720 this um if uh benito mussolini and the boys were back in town and took over canada cbc would all
00:43:16.100 of a sudden be a fucking hardline right wing that's just what they you know they know who
00:43:22.000 daddy is that's just what they do whether it's and it's you know that's not true like yes it is
00:43:28.780 you're just not conscious of it because you're a weak little worm person you're just following
00:43:32.380 your little worm instincts you don't really know what you're doing you're just a worm person it's
00:43:36.560 fine it's gross but it's you know you're not evil necessarily or just gross and weak and slimy
00:43:45.440 and birds eat you and we put you on hooks
00:43:47.780 at the end of lines for bait
00:43:48.980 you know what I mean
00:43:50.360 do you feel like bait sometimes media people
00:43:53.960 anyway
00:43:55.220 I'll just read it because this is
00:44:06.160 I feel like it needs
00:44:09.960 a soundtrack though it's so insane
00:44:11.700 it's not just
00:44:14.140 like a couple lines he goes on he goes on an unhinged like i feel like he should have posted
00:44:19.260 this at like 5 28 a.m and you'd be like he's coked up
00:44:27.220 like i don't think anybody i don't think i've ever done it like who's rage posting at like that hour
00:44:37.740 people that are on drugs if you're doing anything i'm either asleep or i'm stoned i'm just making
00:44:42.740 in front of people. Hussein crazy.
00:44:44.860 But he did this in the middle of the afternoon, so he's just probably
00:44:46.900 probably having a complete meltdown.
00:44:51.220 And he's in charge of the nuclear weapons.
00:44:54.080 All of that stuff.
00:44:56.940 The enormity of
00:44:58.680 their flat brain,
00:45:01.120 the enormity of their stupidity
00:45:03.240 is just overwhelming.
00:45:05.120 I know why Tucker Carlson,
00:45:06.920 Megyn Kelly, Candace Owens, and
00:45:08.840 Alex Jones have all been
00:45:10.780 fighting me for years, especially
00:45:12.680 by the fact that they think it is
00:45:14.840 wonderful for Iran, the number
00:45:16.920 one state sponsor of terror,
00:45:19.400 to have a nuclear weapon
00:45:20.920 because they have one thing
00:45:22.840 in common. Low IQs.
00:45:25.120 They're stupid people. They know it.
00:45:26.960 Their families know it. And everyone else knows
00:45:28.940 it, too. Look at their past.
00:45:30.960 Look at their record. They don't have what it takes
00:45:32.920 and they never did.
00:45:34.500 They've all been thrown off television,
00:45:36.780 lost their shows, and aren't even invited on
00:45:38.840 TV because nobody cares about them.
00:45:40.940 they're not jobs troublemakers and will say anything necessary for some free and cheap
00:45:47.380 publicity now they think they got some clicks because they have third-rate podcasts but nobody's
00:45:56.820 talking about them and their views are the opposite of MAGA or I wouldn't have won the
00:46:00.940 presidential election in a landslide MAGA agrees with me and just gave CNN a 100% approval rating
00:46:10.180 of trump all capital letters not hand not hand flailing fools like tucker carlson
00:46:17.080 not not hand flailing fools like tucker carlson absolutely not no way
00:46:24.640 every accusation is an admission who couldn't even finish college he was a broken man when he got
00:46:34.540 fired from fox so sad and he's never been the same perhaps he should see a good psychiatrist
00:46:40.160 or megan kelly who nastily asked me the now famous only rosie o'donnell question or crazy
00:46:47.540 candace owens who accuses the highly respected first lady of france of being a man this is the
00:46:55.460 president of the united states right now when she is not and will hopefully win lots of money in the
00:47:00.500 ongoing lawsuit actually to me the first lady of france is far more beautiful woman than candace
00:47:07.280 In fact, it's not even close.
00:47:09.980 Or bankrupt Alex Jones, who says some of the dumbest things and lost his entire fortune,
00:47:16.400 as he should have, for this horrendous attack on the families of the Sandy Hook shooting victims.
00:47:24.260 Ridiculously claiming it was a hoax.
00:47:27.380 The so-called pundits are losers, all caps.
00:47:31.920 And they will always be.
00:47:34.940 Now, fake news, CNN, the failing New York Times,
00:47:38.480 and all the other radical left news organizations
00:47:41.420 are hailing them and giving them positive press
00:47:43.680 for the first time in their lives.
00:47:45.860 They're not MAGA, they're losers,
00:47:47.720 just trying to latch on to MAGA, all caps.
00:47:51.960 As president, I could get them on my side
00:47:54.580 any time I want to, but when they call,
00:47:57.080 I don't return their calls because I'm too busy
00:47:59.080 on world and country affairs,
00:48:00.900 and after a few times, they go,
00:48:02.900 nasty just like marjorie trader brown green what trader brown but i no longer care about that stuff
00:48:12.040 i only i only care
00:48:16.520 i don't want to look at the chat but please somebody please tell me that this has since
00:48:29.100 been proven a hoax somehow that this isn't real it was reported everywhere and i read it and i'm
00:48:33.660 like you can't this is too much this is this is getting this is getting i'm taking issue
00:48:43.740 with the simulation at this point like i'm getting listen i agreed to play ball but come on
00:48:59.100 There need there needs to be a limit on how fucking stupid this could get. Please don't tell me this
00:49:06.700 Don't think I know just what you said
00:49:10.620 So please stop explaining
00:49:13.660 Don't tell me because it hurts
00:49:16.780 Don't think I know what you think
00:49:22.540 Oh, my fucking dad!
00:49:27.800 Oh, God!
00:49:57.800 MAGA is about winning and strength, all caps,
00:50:09.540 in not allowing Iran to have nuclear weapons.
00:50:14.340 MAGA is about making America great again.
00:50:18.440 And these people have no idea how to do that.
00:50:20.440 But I do, because the United, all caps to the end,
00:50:26.600 The United States is now the hottest country anywhere in the world.
00:50:31.840 President Donald J. Trump.
00:50:41.140 Like, if you're young, you don't fucking understand.
00:50:45.760 Fuck you.
00:50:46.900 Like, we...
00:50:48.440 This is getting to be too fucking much, man!
00:50:52.400 god damn ridiculous
00:50:59.440 bill clinton was was the high watermark for absurd behavior from us from an elder statesman
00:51:12.360 of the united states bill clinton like damn i mean you assume he's probably banging chicks
00:51:18.420 of course i mean he's the president he's probably of course pretty much to be that kind of guy you
00:51:23.820 have to be kind of a fucking animal anyway of course he's doing that i mean he fucking got
00:51:28.940 caught though what an idiot you know fucking and everybody was like ah then we had george bush
00:51:37.020 who was like well he's illiterate he can't really read but i mean who reads anymore like who needs
00:51:42.900 to i mean all of them we've all made up our own words from time to time and look sometimes we are
00:51:47.580 drunk more often than we're not like he typically seems to be and uh you know other other things
00:51:53.400 and then they're like hey you need to believe that buildings just fall down they just whoops
00:52:00.440 it just fell down a fucking aluminum plane an aluminum plane filled with people made of fucking
00:52:06.880 water and blood and little bitty bones and fucking it went the building just deleted itself
00:52:12.600 Whoops!
00:52:14.000 Oh, it was a big fireball.
00:52:15.440 Yeah, whoa, gasoline jet fuel.
00:52:17.460 Just blow the whole building, collapsed on itself.
00:52:19.160 And another building wasn't even hit by anything.
00:52:20.840 It just also went, you know what, I'm leaving too.
00:52:22.680 I don't want to live here without my friends.
00:52:23.900 Bye!
00:52:24.780 And deleted itself.
00:52:26.620 Oh, there was a fire in the office.
00:52:27.960 Oh, was there a fire in the office?
00:52:29.520 Shut the fuck up, nerd!
00:52:31.300 You fucking retard!
00:52:32.960 Oh, it weakened the beams and then caused it.
00:52:34.700 There was a fucking little fire in the office,
00:52:37.140 and the whole thing just fell down into the...
00:52:39.240 Just right there.
00:52:40.500 Really?
00:52:40.860 into a fine dust notice how there was no creaking and you know it's bending steel failing it just
00:52:49.220 more like explosion sounds and then a fine powdery dust something pulverized all of the
00:52:55.200 cinder blocks and pillars you know what let's we're getting into the weeds a bit but you know
00:52:59.600 uh so it's what i'm saying is it started in my lifetime as like now we're gonna do fucking
00:53:05.020 stupid shit right in front of you and see if you'll catch it and back then it was like it was it
00:53:10.860 This is offensive now.
00:53:12.540 This is beyond the pale.
00:53:15.120 I don't even...
00:53:16.980 I'm going to read the chat,
00:53:24.720 and I don't know if I'm going to want to
00:53:25.760 because I want this to not be real.
00:53:30.380 But it probably is.
00:53:35.320 And this is where we're at now.
00:53:37.100 This is acceptable behavior.
00:53:40.860 a fire truck yes people are now reading the tweet it's insane
00:53:47.260 and it's only gotten worse because they've only been getting away with it
00:53:57.940 so the effort level into the crime and the criminality just gets weaker and dumber and
00:54:02.860 lazier to the point where they're just whatever fucking whatever man hey buddy just fucking
00:54:11.560 bribe the whole conservative party man this is why the liberals are winning by the way
00:54:19.300 these conservatives are two fucking uptight wiener they're little uptight wiener children
00:54:24.100 they're losers all right you need to be you need to get fucking a little bit ripped and angry like
00:54:29.940 a real canadian fascist just enough that it like because you normally if you're like a hot-blooded
00:54:41.340 scottish irish fuck like me you're just my danish grandmother like i've no chance i just came i was
00:54:48.140 born this way so it you know brings it down to where you can really utilize that desire to
00:54:56.700 destroy things in a more efficient and you know strategic manner it also helps with creativity
00:55:02.200 you'll come up where do you think the blood eagle came from guys you think somebody was just like
00:55:06.060 thinking what no they're like i really want to kill this guy in the most horrible way possible
00:55:12.060 and they got really they got they sat around and i don't know they did mushrooms or what they did
00:55:16.100 but one of them was just stood up and was like i got it what do you want to do
00:55:21.140 um let's cut him open from the back and then pull break all of his ribs and then pull his
00:55:27.060 lungs out and make them like wings on his back and let him just fucking die it'll take like a day or
00:55:34.060 two holy henrik has really lost it i like what you're doing let's do it
00:55:42.560 like how bored are you this is why they didn't have like uh you know social media back then so
00:55:54.500 it had to be an event like it's gonna be decades before we get to do this to somebody else again
00:55:58.460 so what we really want to savor this what did this guy do again
00:56:02.560 accusation we don't even know ah fuck him
00:56:06.200 i'm sure the government back then was corrupt too i literally didn't do anything ah fuck you
00:56:11.660 Nobody even likes you, cares.
00:56:19.780 It's just been one absurdity after the next.
00:56:24.000 And like, every time they're made fun of,
00:56:27.580 every time they're pointed out,
00:56:28.840 every time people fight you on it first
00:56:31.420 and act like you're crazy,
00:56:32.580 and then with more time and distance,
00:56:34.740 five, 10, 20 years, they go,
00:56:36.180 yeah, it was pretty fucking darned.
00:56:39.860 In five, 10 more years,
00:56:41.320 everyone will look back at COVID
00:56:43.480 and be like, fuck it, that was crazy,
00:56:45.220 stupid. Yeah.
00:56:47.580 Except, not when
00:56:49.440 it was happening, it was super important that you be
00:56:51.420 a rule follower and obedient to the
00:56:53.320 worst fucking people in the world who lie about everything.
00:56:55.880 Who lie about everything.
00:56:57.640 Everything that matters.
00:57:01.920 None of them give a shit
00:57:03.300 about anybody but themselves.
00:57:05.440 It's just a game. It's an occupation.
00:57:08.520 Regular people
00:57:09.360 look at it and think, again,
00:57:10.520 oh well we're gonna vote and we gotta get there because that's how you're told how it works
00:57:15.160 who told you that's how it works
00:57:17.600 who who told you that system that you believe in so much is is how everything really works in real
00:57:28.140 life how are you sure that that's true who told you that well i see it happening you see what
00:57:34.940 they want you to see you were shown a curated set of ideas if i give you nine cards out of a deck
00:57:45.040 and tell you that's the whole deck you think it's the whole deck and you're gonna play and lose
00:57:49.040 every hand you'll ever play forever and that's the way i like it because if you don't have any
00:57:55.340 of the information you're you're blind as a bat you're no match for anybody you're harmless
00:58:00.960 people who have no idea what's going on are absolutely harmless they're running around
00:58:06.380 like chickens with their heads cut off they just laugh at them throw them in another war over here
00:58:10.860 let's hunt them for sport on an island whatever right it's when they uh stop being retarded
00:58:19.360 and notice what's happening then they have a problem and then they come after you
00:58:23.040 nobody wants to
00:58:30.060 nobody wants to
00:58:30.640 ruin the charade
00:58:31.440 I'm just gonna vote
00:58:41.660 yeah did they tell you about
00:58:43.460 did they tell you about it in poli sci
00:58:45.260 where I got a degree in fucking
00:58:47.160 did you did they tell you about the
00:58:48.880 the Cohn brothers
00:58:53.240 or, sorry, the Koch brothers.
00:58:56.940 K-O-C-H.
00:58:59.540 Or what about the Irving family?
00:59:01.600 Did they tell you about those?
00:59:03.780 Like, you know.
00:59:04.820 What about the Bronsman family?
00:59:06.720 Have you heard of them?
00:59:07.380 Have you heard of Charles and Edgar Bronsman before?
00:59:09.760 Because this is like the real...
00:59:13.160 This is where real decisions are made
00:59:15.180 at that kind of level.
00:59:16.820 But nobody told you who they were.
00:59:18.880 They are just the people who own all of the people you think are in charge.
00:59:22.860 That's all.
00:59:23.820 Why didn't they tell you that?
00:59:24.960 Well, geez, I don't know.
00:59:26.780 Because they want you to believe in this charade
00:59:28.960 so that you'll become a harmless chicken person
00:59:31.540 who will never be a threat to anyone.
00:59:38.920 Blue tie, red tie, just another gay guy.
00:59:41.240 Just do another election.
00:59:42.180 Just do another election.
00:59:42.980 Just do another election.
00:59:43.780 Just do another election.
00:59:44.560 Just do another.
00:59:45.100 It's been like 80 years.
00:59:48.880 Like 60 years in Canada.
00:59:51.920 Like, damn, we keep doing the same things we don't want to do every election anyway.
00:59:57.080 It's weird.
01:00:00.880 Because we don't want to do this, but we're doing it anyway because a tiny minority of elected people say that we have to do it when they're supposed to represent us, but they're not.
01:00:10.460 So that means they're illegitimate.
01:00:13.300 Especially if they're just doing all this floor-crossing shit.
01:00:16.620 now here's uh you know first i'm gonna make i make fun of them all the time because you're
01:00:23.200 you know you're conservatives that's why i'm wearing your colors i do it to mock you
01:00:25.900 i look better in them anyway i'm gonna turn them evil all right i'm gonna turn them evil and then
01:00:33.000 maybe with any luck you'll grow a beard or something and just for the love of god the love
01:00:39.520 of god grow something
01:00:46.620 they're all real mad about all these floor crossings.
01:00:51.320 And now even Pierre has said they should be thrown out of parliament
01:00:54.620 and they should have to run by elections and all this kind of stuff.
01:00:57.980 Technically, actually, legally, bro, they're allowed to.
01:01:02.180 They've been doing it forever.
01:01:04.720 It's not super common, and it's usually not more than one or two
01:01:07.900 in the tenure of a prime minister.
01:01:09.780 So what are we at now, five, six, seven, eight, nine?
01:01:12.740 They're saying they've got nine more potentially that may want to come over.
01:01:15.600 so like this is just a give me a break this is just rats fleeing a ship this is the most obvious
01:01:20.800 thing well actually i don't fucking care nerd i don't give a shit and neither does everyone in
01:01:25.960 the country nobody in the country gives a fucking shit what the rules are anymore because they're
01:01:31.880 bullshit they care about what they know is fucking true and what they know is true is that they
01:01:42.380 thought the blue team was supposed to be fighting the red team that was the understanding that was
01:01:51.320 the game show and they picked the blue team so can you blame them that the blue team's players are
01:01:57.420 just joining the red team how can this be this feels as though i have been deeply betrayed somehow
01:02:05.620 yes you have that is a legitimate feeling well done canada you've identified as something
01:02:16.140 you've been betrayed again and again and again by the same people over and over and over and over
01:02:26.640 who just turns out are so similar
01:02:30.000 that in the end, blue tie, red tie,
01:02:34.800 just another gay guy.
01:02:36.480 They can just do swapsies.
01:02:39.260 Two, five, 10, 20,
01:02:40.840 maybe the whole bunch of them will come over.
01:02:43.100 Maybe everybody,
01:02:44.120 and we'll just have one big uniparty in the open.
01:02:49.600 Why not at this fucking point?
01:02:52.260 We've already doing the gun ban,
01:02:54.140 and we're going to do life in prison for talking
01:02:56.940 and we're going to do censorship of everything
01:02:59.460 and we're going to do secret policing.
01:03:01.500 So why not just have the fucking
01:03:03.560 Central Communist Committee of Ottawa
01:03:05.940 and just fucking get it over with, Chairman Carney?
01:03:10.320 Jesus.
01:03:13.560 Who the fuck do you think you're fooling anyway?
01:03:18.440 They've made an excellent case
01:03:21.000 that democracy in canada is a joke it is not real and it doesn't matter who you vote for
01:03:29.360 because in the end they're just as likely to go you know what i'm going on the other team
01:03:35.440 suckers so what's the point there is if they are in listen to me if the two opposing factions
01:03:43.680 supposedly they're told they're so different right they're so different they're like the
01:03:48.300 You never believe it.
01:03:50.280 It's like a baby versus a werewolf.
01:03:52.760 It's not even cloning.
01:03:53.900 They're so similar.
01:03:55.100 Why are they like interchangeable parts, like light bulbs?
01:03:57.500 I can take one out of one socket and put it right in the other one,
01:03:59.660 and you never know the difference.
01:04:00.920 It just turned into a different color, but it still works fine.
01:04:04.240 I took the blue light out, and I put it in the red light socket.
01:04:07.180 Wouldn't you know?
01:04:08.880 It turned red.
01:04:12.700 That shouldn't be possible.
01:04:18.300 Unless they're the same anyway, really.
01:04:23.360 Or close enough that why are you differentiating one from the other
01:04:28.520 if they don't?
01:04:35.240 They don't even consider themselves different.
01:04:39.260 Not only are one team willing to join the other,
01:04:41.940 the other one's willing to have them.
01:04:43.280 They're like, sure, come on right over.
01:04:45.520 Come on over.
01:04:48.300 nobody's uh do you not we are all getting fucked this is all a fucking lie
01:04:55.920 this is all a grift this is a fucking circus and i am tired of you fools making a mockery
01:05:07.780 of everything
01:05:11.120 everybody can fucking see you
01:05:34.300 do you want to believe in the Ragnarok
01:05:37.520 Well, I'd like to tell you all about my dream into place
01:05:41.840 Where trip-off's about and diversions mere moments away
01:05:47.980 Where culture's defined by the world's least refined
01:05:53.220 And you'll be left behind if you don't fit in
01:05:56.500 It's all just started in America
01:05:59.280 And I'm my wife
01:06:00.600 Well, fuck you!
01:06:03.280 Whoa, whoa, whoa
01:06:07.280 Oh, Mr. McKenzie, we take this very seriously.
01:06:24.700 Are you seriously suggesting that I would sacrifice my principles as a bloobody blorp to cross the floor to the gloobody glams?
01:06:33.640 Mr. McKenzie, are you trying to say,
01:06:35.420 I want it right now
01:06:36.940 Cause bunch of generation don't like to wait
01:06:39.480 My future's determined
01:06:43.340 My theme's nothing for a minute
01:06:45.180 It's quite an excursion
01:06:46.580 But it's okay
01:06:48.080 Everything's backwards
01:06:49.840 In Americana my way
01:06:52.360 Well fuck you
01:06:54.980 Whoa, whoa, whoa
01:06:58.840 My dream has come true
01:07:01.340 Whoa, whoa, whoa
01:07:04.840 Don't blame us.
01:07:22.500 We're just a product of our environment, aren't we, Phil?
01:07:25.560 You made me like this.
01:07:30.480 And that's why they hate people like me, because I won't play.
01:07:34.020 I won't shut up.
01:07:34.840 I won't play getting the gaslighting
01:07:36.360 because I'm, in this setup, in this framework,
01:07:40.680 where they live in retard land,
01:07:42.860 I'm the crazy person because I'm yelling and screaming
01:07:46.260 about how much they're stealing and lying and killing people.
01:07:50.780 I am such an unreasonable person
01:07:52.740 in the upside down where they live.
01:07:57.120 I bet.
01:07:58.900 But down here, you're a rapist, pedophile,
01:08:02.240 war mongering psycho fraudster
01:08:04.780 criminal mafioso
01:08:06.620 gangster
01:08:07.700 though. Like everyone
01:08:10.480 can see this. Everyone fucking
01:08:12.260 sees this. Everyone.
01:08:19.400 If you could do it, if you could get lightning in a bottle
01:08:22.460 and
01:08:26.060 like just a temporary boost
01:08:28.640 just for a hot minute
01:08:31.280 you got everybody
01:08:35.540 on the same side
01:08:38.760 in this country who just doesn't
01:08:41.260 can't be bothered to give a shit anymore
01:08:43.180 or even pay attention because it's all
01:08:44.840 such bullshit
01:08:46.280 they don't vote they don't care they're like you're all
01:08:51.180 fucking liars it's all stupid
01:08:53.120 bullshit like all of those people
01:08:55.240 we all outnumber the
01:08:57.160 fuck out of these nerds though
01:08:59.000 by like three to one actually
01:09:00.960 all the power they think they have is imaginary
01:09:07.900 it only it's only real inside of everyone else's head the second you stop believing in it it goes
01:09:16.180 away it doesn't exist it's not real it's like it's like the green goblin oh the government's
01:09:23.200 gonna they're gonna what they're gonna what
01:09:27.760 if a significant portion of the population
01:09:37.000 just adopts that mentality
01:09:38.160 that's it
01:09:39.100 that's it
01:09:40.480 this entire operation
01:09:46.420 is like training animals
01:09:51.120 and then once they've been trained
01:09:54.420 keeping them on the plantation
01:09:57.320 but even still
01:10:02.420 of the trained animals
01:10:04.040 there is an instinct
01:10:04.960 to try to get loose
01:10:06.260 and get free
01:10:06.860 it's human curiosity
01:10:08.260 and some people get loose
01:10:13.300 and some people don't
01:10:14.160 some people just go crazy
01:10:25.040 but that's the way they like it
01:10:26.500 they've never once
01:10:36.460 argued with me
01:10:39.040 about anything
01:10:41.680 that I've said
01:10:43.740 it's just
01:10:50.180 did you say this about Jews
01:10:52.620 did you fucking
01:10:53.760 is it true
01:10:55.060 like did you i've been talking for seven years
01:10:59.800 doing things for seven years and that's your question
01:11:08.980 i don't think these people even have the capacity to ask the right questions
01:11:20.640 they they cannot their head is too small it can't stretch that it's like a child that can't see
01:11:27.420 what's on the counter they can't think about you know to steal the chocolates off the counter if
01:11:32.620 they're not tall enough to see that they're up there so that's all they need to do
01:11:40.560 and then even at the same time
01:11:50.340 as annoying
01:11:53.160 and miserable and stupid as these people are
01:11:58.920 it's like you'd still
01:12:00.040 they would be last
01:12:02.960 because they suck
01:12:03.840 but if everything else was done
01:12:06.920 and taken care of
01:12:07.780 there was literally nothing else to do
01:12:09.340 except go back for those morons
01:12:11.160 and fucking save them too
01:12:12.560 everyone would go
01:12:13.780 and we'd fucking have to go back
01:12:17.340 because we'd fucking feel bad
01:12:19.140 we're white it would eat us up later
01:12:27.060 we'd drink about it 20 years later
01:12:28.640 I mean in the end we beat them anyway
01:12:31.520 and their crime was that they were stupid
01:12:33.420 seems kind of
01:12:35.500 I mean we could have just sterilized them
01:12:36.920 these fucking people would never do that for you but
01:12:46.700 like they're they're a product of this toxic soup that we live this bullshit fake world that
01:12:53.760 we live in uh it damages and corrodes people and some of them don't make it some of them become
01:12:58.240 just they're gone man i've seen it happen and you know i remember there's a period of my life
01:13:04.680 I was like, I'm 40 now.
01:13:05.520 Like, when you're 20, it's like, oh, I've seen all this shit.
01:13:07.720 Like, you haven't seen anything when you're 20 years old.
01:13:10.240 But, no, I've seen that, too.
01:13:11.580 I've seen people go, they're not there.
01:13:13.700 There's nobody in there anymore.
01:13:16.020 I wouldn't know how to retrieve that person, in other words.
01:13:19.980 Like, they're so far gone, like, I don't even know.
01:13:22.660 It's like, where'd they go?
01:13:23.520 They ran into the woods.
01:13:24.400 You're like, it's just forest in every direction.
01:13:29.420 On the edge of a forest in the prairies, like in northern Saskatchewan.
01:13:32.660 Like, they went that way.
01:13:33.500 And you're like, oh, they went into the forever, did they?
01:13:37.440 Okay, well, fuck.
01:13:38.440 I guess I'll get right on it.
01:13:47.480 Discernment, that's word of the year.
01:13:50.440 That's very important because there's always, especially now,
01:13:55.360 in COVID until now, there's newer people who are just recently realizing
01:13:59.700 something doesn't make sense.
01:14:01.100 i feel like i'm getting i feel like i'm getting screwed i feel like i mean nobody thinks life
01:14:06.380 should be fair fair but like there's but wait a minute you know what i mean like we're how unfair
01:14:11.540 is it supposed to be because we are we are getting so economically fucked over that if anybody
01:14:17.780 effectively put together like a propaganda package of what your financial situation should look like
01:14:23.700 right now given say the last 20 30 years were done properly how wealthy and like what our schools and
01:14:31.660 medical system would be like you you would go to war for that you should because that that's that's
01:14:37.080 a huge lead that's what's been stolen from you by these people more and more every year for decades
01:14:44.620 and we're further behind now than we were 25 fucking years ago we just have shinier shit but
01:14:51.000 it's like everything's worse than it was 25 years ago and there's no sign of it improving anytime
01:14:58.840 soon so like but there's you know a lot of reasons to notice things are things are amiss and then you
01:15:13.780 know new people come online but they i at least had the fortune to kind of come at this when i
01:15:21.300 felt like it i didn't start in the covid era where everything was just mass exposed you know
01:15:27.040 social media was primed and everything people people weren't running into a conspiracy theory
01:15:32.660 they were getting all of them at once and a lot of people became very mentally ill um because
01:15:39.420 if you have one thing that you've realized you've been you've been duped on or you accept like oh
01:15:46.900 my god i can't believe like you see it you go well all of a sudden everything gets a little foggy
01:15:52.500 because you're like well if that can happen then what else it makes you feel very vulnerable and
01:15:57.440 stupid and you have to start real you know this is normal uh but uh generally maybe you shouldn't
01:16:09.320 stack like 50 of those on top
01:16:11.400 of one another and then they would just
01:16:13.360 annihilate your reality
01:16:15.220 like people overdosed on
01:16:17.280 conspiracy theories is literally what I'm saying
01:16:19.140 and they did and they're just
01:16:20.360 you know I don't know
01:16:23.340 what that does to you long term where you have no tether
01:16:25.220 to reality whatsoever I just kind of went
01:16:27.000 like 2010
01:16:28.840 11 maybe I started
01:16:31.120 to kind of started poking around but like I had
01:16:33.120 10 years on all these
01:16:34.920 a lot of these people and now they're all just like I have it all
01:16:37.100 at once and they're
01:16:37.720 fucking flatlining
01:16:41.040 they're fucking flatlining on like
01:16:43.260 oh he's a cappy
01:16:44.120 you're like yeah that's yeah I forgot about that guy
01:16:47.220 yeah that's true
01:16:47.900 one after the other
01:16:51.280 after the other after the other
01:16:52.100 you know
01:16:53.120 there should be like
01:16:56.840 there needs to be
01:16:59.420 an education course or something
01:17:01.020 alternative fucking university
01:17:02.900 to be like here's you know
01:17:04.120 widely accepted by like 85% of the community
01:17:07.320 to be like, this is generally what we're all
01:17:09.180 in agreement on is happening and has happened
01:17:11.120 and so on. In this order
01:17:13.220 of timeline, it would be an insane amount of work,
01:17:15.440 but people
01:17:17.160 come up to you with the craziest stuff.
01:17:22.360 You and Afghanistan
01:17:23.220 are the special forces. Did you guys
01:17:25.260 capture Bigfoot? Were you and Afghanistan?
01:17:27.160 I'm like, no.
01:17:29.280 Well, I read on the internet.
01:17:31.260 I'm pretty sure I would have heard about that.
01:17:36.520 Nobody
01:17:36.920 nobody keeps secrets in the army not from other people in the army like it just doesn't happen
01:17:42.620 like anything like guys talk to tell each other shit all the time when they're not supposed to
01:17:46.960 it gets even it goes even further like
01:17:48.320 and you know i mean back in those days generally it was fine because everybody was pretty trustworthy
01:17:58.060 i mean they wouldn't give you crazy amounts of details but sometimes they'd be like
01:18:05.100 I'm telling you some shit they shouldn't.
01:18:12.360 Look at it now.
01:18:24.040 It was a hoax.
01:18:26.380 Yeah, but COVID, it flipped a lot of people online,
01:18:30.000 but they overdose on, it's too much.
01:18:32.660 There's too much crazy shit out there.
01:18:33.820 Like, I once spent a week online, like, because I wasn't in a panic.
01:18:39.200 I wasn't rushing against the stress of, like, we have enough toilet paper.
01:18:42.540 Like, none of that.
01:18:43.340 I was just up at night having a drink of rum being like, did Michael Jackson fake his death?
01:18:50.440 Like, I think he might be alive.
01:18:54.040 Anyway, that was a whole.
01:18:58.800 There's so many things that are legitimate, like.
01:19:01.560 you can't do all that in six months or a year like you you fry your brain
01:19:08.480 so they don't they don't develop the discernment ability you don't you don't have a way to like
01:19:15.240 like like you're training your muscles or anything you're not going to do
01:19:18.480 27 workouts in two days and you'll just destroy you'll just tear the tendons right off your bones
01:19:24.260 like that's not what you do you need to absorb process recover and then go back and do it again
01:19:30.720 and again, and it's just, you know, like everything.
01:19:32.960 You can't just.
01:19:41.300 And when you have a kind of a limited,
01:19:44.540 more limited focus like that, you've got more time.
01:19:47.560 You can, you know, think more clearly.
01:19:48.600 You can weigh things against each other
01:19:51.760 and think about it and sleep on it
01:19:53.500 and come back to it a week later.
01:19:54.960 And, you know, it's just, it's some,
01:19:56.180 it's just kind of a thing you're.
01:19:57.220 and then eventually you find patterns and you find certain people who are very credible uh and
01:20:08.480 fairly you know just about what's going on like there's there are these things and there are these
01:20:12.300 people that exist there's not a ton of them but there are data points where you can be fairly sure
01:20:15.600 that if all of these are saying it it's true um you know things like that and like if you were
01:20:23.740 learning how to fight or something you're not gonna all right here you go you win you need to
01:20:27.120 win this 15 round fight against george foreman right now like no you need you know develop the
01:20:34.600 skill that you go to to start realizing what's bullshit and what's not and why this isn't
01:20:39.320 possible and so on um a lot of people didn't do that and they just don't have any discernment and
01:20:43.820 they people come up with like you know wanting to bother you with just like a guy that doesn't
01:20:50.660 Like, we're enslaved by vampires.
01:20:53.880 Do you understand?
01:20:56.460 I think they're hiding the pyramid earth.
01:20:59.720 Like, I don't...
01:21:00.680 Ferry nailed this one day, actually, and he said,
01:21:04.840 guys, you know, it doesn't matter.
01:21:06.700 If we don't win, none of it matters anyway.
01:21:09.420 So that's the most important, you know,
01:21:11.720 in order of operations, we need to survive, right?
01:21:14.380 That's important.
01:21:15.260 Let's do that first before we spend the next 15 years
01:21:18.460 spurging about tartaria you know what i mean like i well yes very interesting but like hello
01:21:24.060 barbarians monsters the claw have you done what are you doing man
01:21:27.780 you can't spur about tartaria and be a sports ball guy and be fat at the same time
01:21:34.340 that's three strikes buddy that's three
01:21:38.220 unacceptable unacceptable i still have that
01:21:48.460 yeah this is unacceptable
01:21:52.360 there's a certain there's a limit like there's supposed to be a limit on the
01:21:57.800 silliness and the absurdity and the not
01:21:59.480 and it's being broken a lot and i don't like it
01:22:08.960 are we doing the fucking aliens or not
01:22:11.600 for fuck's sakes
01:22:14.600 boys
01:22:18.700 because you know everybody notices before i go back to the war and all the horrible night
01:22:27.940 like oh all the scientists in america are just dying disappearing and
01:22:33.520 leaving creepy 911 calls all linked to ufo airport like what okay okay who's this guy
01:22:40.700 A NASA scientist.
01:22:41.820 Is he gone?
01:22:42.560 Yeah, okay.
01:22:43.180 Also murdered.
01:22:44.160 Right on.
01:22:44.760 Okay.
01:22:45.560 Good.
01:22:46.040 Yeah, it's not a story.
01:22:47.240 It's fine.
01:22:49.180 Like, this was what's happening in America while the president's being like,
01:22:52.800 they have loser podcasts and nobody likes them and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
01:22:56.820 You just...
01:22:59.140 This is how I feel.
01:23:02.040 Once again, is Chet listening?
01:23:05.880 There's only so many Ghostbuster homies.
01:23:09.060 There's others.
01:23:10.700 But I frequently find ways to tie scenes from Ghostbusters into reality to kind of illustrate how I feel about things.
01:23:28.720 Like, we're getting real close.
01:23:29.900 Where is this fucking scene?
01:23:36.020 Yes.
01:23:36.580 i you know i again i think i based about fifth a fair a significant portion of my adult
01:23:46.000 personality is based off of peter venkman explains a fair bit
01:23:49.760 but in this particular scene i'm going to have to go with egon
01:23:56.540 facing off against government morons intent on
01:24:01.420 just pushing pushing everything to its absolute limit of madness
01:24:08.480 like there's a limit to how much madness we can handle and he doesn't you know he says he's a
01:24:15.060 feminist but he's a government guy and he's like fuck you lady and he just pushes past him in a
01:24:18.440 federal entry and inspection order the feds vince there's one more test i'd like to perform
01:24:23.760 this is this is my slam poetry submission for like
01:24:32.640 this is my translation of what this podcast has been versus the government for the last
01:24:40.280 seven years and this is basically feels like it's going to be something in the next six months time
01:24:46.260 period maybe a year tops excuse me this is private property shut this off shut these all up i'm
01:24:52.540 warning you turning off these machines would be extremely hazardous I'll tell you what's hazardous
01:24:56.360 you're facing federal prosecution for at least a half of censoring all of these people and making
01:25:01.400 all these crazy laws like this is going to make people very upset it's very hazardous I'll tell
01:25:07.000 you what's hazardous you and your hate speech that's what's hazardous but property shut this
01:25:10.760 off shut these all up I'm warning you turning off these machines would be extremely hazardous
01:25:15.360 I'll tell you what's hazardous you're facing federal prosecution for at least a half a dozen
01:25:18.900 environmental violations now either you shut off these beams or we shut them up for you
01:25:27.220 try to understand this is a high voltage laser containment system simply turning it
01:25:31.220 off would be like dropping a bomb in the city don't patronize me i'm not grotesquely stupid
01:25:35.940 like the people you've built at ease officer i'm peter venkman i think there's just been
01:25:39.460 a slight misunderstanding and i want to cooperate in any way that i can forget it venkman you had
01:25:44.420 your chance to cooperate but you thought it'd be more fun to insult me well now it is my turn wise
01:25:48.740 ass he wants to shut down the protection grid peter you shut that thing down and we are not
01:25:53.220 going to be held responsible for whatever happened no we won't be maybe derek is venkman or fair i
01:25:58.420 don't know but this is all very this feels very familiar shut it off don't shut it off i'm warning
01:26:05.300 you um i i've never seen anything like this before i don't know i'm not interested in your opinion
01:26:11.140 And just shut it off.
01:26:14.340 My friend, don't be a jerk.
01:26:16.680 Step aside.
01:26:17.660 If he does that again, you can shoot him.
01:26:19.320 You do your job, Pencil Neck.
01:26:20.760 Don't tell me how to do mine.
01:26:21.900 Thank you, officer.
01:26:22.860 Shut it off!
01:26:30.540 Yeah, just do it.
01:26:32.260 Just go full communist psycho.
01:26:34.300 It's gonna be fine.
01:26:35.720 Do it!
01:26:36.760 Yes.
01:26:37.600 Piss!
01:26:42.140 Yay!
01:26:48.140 Shit!
01:27:11.140 It is kind of fun to watch, though.
01:27:32.060 I just, I thought, I mean, the game is clearly, let's stretch the limits of human sanity to its breaking point.
01:27:38.180 to where no one can know what's real or fake anymore,
01:27:43.420 nothing matters, and everything is just a bloodbath of matter.
01:27:46.460 Like, at what point will we snap, or will we at all?
01:27:52.240 Or will we just adjust to it and then eventually live in a perpetual cycle
01:27:56.200 of hellish conditions forever and ever?
01:28:03.360 I mean...
01:28:05.240 I guess we'll find out.
01:28:21.660 It's okay.
01:28:22.540 Everyone's just finding out and realizing, internalizing that like, oh, so voting is pointless.
01:28:27.460 Voting is not real.
01:28:28.500 voting is a waste of time and just a trivial you know exercise in you know my amusement basically
01:28:36.720 because in the end it doesn't they're interchangeable parts it's all just it's all
01:28:42.200 just fake nonsense it's just it's two different teams that like like social clubs there's the
01:28:50.520 conservative social club and the liberal social club um there are both elitist golf course yacht
01:28:57.460 sailing snob fucks but they both want control so they compete for it against each other
01:29:06.900 and sometimes they switch teams they go oh how dare you reginald yes well your grandfather did
01:29:13.580 this to my grandfather in the you know i'm doing the during the the hemp versus the paper walls
01:29:19.920 ah yes yes fair play fair play like that's who
01:29:27.460 like how how many times i've seen so much of this shit i deterred make turns my stomach i'd like
01:29:36.840 i hate politicians more than probably anybody in the world just that person that thing is just
01:29:44.600 and how many times have you seen them you know actual honest desperate upset worried people are
01:30:00.060 like i'm this is my chance i'm gonna go talk to these people and i'm gonna and they will look them
01:30:04.960 dead in the face and shake their hand and go oh we're gonna absolutely do everything
01:30:08.320 oh we don't worry don't worry i'll make sure someone gets in touch with you don't worry
01:30:14.140 We're going to take care of that
01:30:15.600 As it leaves his mouth
01:30:19.420 He's already forgotten about it
01:30:20.920 All of them
01:30:25.720 It's just a job
01:30:27.620 It's like shittier pro wrestling
01:30:31.160 Except
01:30:32.600 It only works if you all believe
01:30:35.260 That it's real
01:30:35.900 Like pro wrestling
01:30:38.700 In pro wrestling you have to believe
01:30:41.020 You have to pretend to believe
01:30:43.220 That it's real
01:30:43.780 for it to be fun i mean that's what we were doing we're like 12 13 14 even somewhere like oh you
01:30:50.020 know older people like it because it's just i don't i think it's probably pretty lame now but
01:30:54.720 some of our like uncles and dads and stuff would watch it with us back in the day we're like 13
01:30:59.860 14 i mean there was chicks in their underwear and like people were getting hit with trucks and
01:31:03.240 stuff like it was it was kind of crazy people were literally getting thrown off of steel cages 30
01:31:07.320 feet in the air and you're like jesus christ on live tv like this is fucking you know so it was
01:31:13.240 something the dads were fine to do it's like what's going on like oh i gotta take the kids
01:31:17.480 the uh wrestling there's that pay-per-view this weekend it'll probably be up till midnight one
01:31:22.680 o'clock where i have a couple of beers and oh yeah where they're all watching it the
01:31:29.100 fucking dads are back there like getting right into it it was funny but no one was like this
01:31:34.860 is really happening everyone knows it's a show but it's just you know
01:31:38.700 for it to work otherwise it's it's broken you're like no well you
01:31:44.920 obviously the undertaker is not a supernatural being obviously he's not actually dead and
01:31:53.160 buried alive that was very illegal like what are you doing that's part of the fucking fun of it
01:31:59.700 right um and in politics in canada in most places but uh you have it only works if you believe that
01:32:07.220 it is real. Because if you don't, nobody plays, and they don't have any authority. And they say,
01:32:17.680 we have to do this. And people go, shut up, clown. Be quiet, clown person. You don't do anything.
01:32:27.600 You don't, you do nothing. You don't do anything. Your existence consumes things,
01:32:35.000 resources people potentially but you don't produce anything you don't make anything
01:32:44.000 you don't do anything for anyone you don't build anything you don't invent anything you don't
01:32:49.160 discover anything you don't fix anything you don't uh heal anyone you don't you just stand there
01:32:55.600 and finger wag mr speaker and 30 years goes by of you doing that whatever that is
01:33:04.980 right and our fathers are working into their 70s with broken backs and they can't afford to retire
01:33:12.040 but yet you have 28 million dollars and own several properties
01:33:17.080 so forgive me i i don't i don't care and nor do i think anyone in this country should care
01:33:23.880 how it works because it's broken i don't care how it works it doesn't work
01:33:32.020 people who do this for 30 years has i'm sorry has the country improved dramatically is our
01:33:39.360 standard of living improved immensely is everything just easier and better and more
01:33:43.000 plentiful and safer and more wonderful and no it's the exact opposite of that and they
01:33:47.380 caught another pay raise they just got another pay raise and another pay raise
01:33:53.720 you don't understand how it works
01:34:00.880 I know how it works
01:34:02.440 it's crooked and broken
01:34:04.100 it's working as intended
01:34:06.620 to screw us
01:34:08.420 you idiot
01:34:17.600 that's how you know
01:34:18.740 they're slaves
01:34:19.520 is when they get upset
01:34:20.620 when people talk like this
01:34:22.160 because they are attached to the they like they like it the way it is they want to believe that
01:34:28.300 the way it is like they're fully with it they don't separate them they and these fucking
01:34:32.920 politicians and scumbags and billionaires and all they are like oh that's me that's my team
01:34:37.800 they don't give a shit about you are you kidding how many people did they shake hands with across
01:34:44.760 the country in the last 15 years alone every party every side and say don't worry we're going
01:34:49.080 to take care of it don't worry we're gonna don't worry how many of those people are dead now
01:34:52.740 it's not zero it's a lot less than so i wish it was it's a lot more than zero
01:34:59.700 do they care no they're getting a pay raise i don't feel bad
01:35:06.520 you know a quote that i love and i've it's come up a few times in the last few days
01:35:12.540 And it's
01:35:17.840 Just one of those ones I love
01:35:23.760 It's just perfect, it's so true
01:35:24.940 And it says that
01:35:26.840 It's what a man does in the end
01:35:30.040 That he intended to do all along
01:35:42.540 and what are they doing in the end are they helping anybody are they are they are they going
01:35:54.160 without like you like me like all of us are they are they going without are they canceling things
01:36:01.640 are they stopping things are they not going on vacation anymore are they not able to buy things
01:36:05.200 for their children are they not are they fucking doing that i don't think so i think they got
01:36:12.980 another pay raise i'm i'm 100 sure they did
01:36:20.900 save it on the other page
01:36:34.080 oh there it is 14th straight year in a row guys in 900 bucks to an extra 15,800 bucks the numbers
01:36:43.420 are out let me read them to you folks they're gross a backbench mp their salary is now 217,000
01:36:50.640 that's just some guy that's not the leader of the party a backbench mp is like some guy that
01:36:56.140 just got elected that nobody knows or cares who he is he comes from some town of fucking 600 people
01:37:00.260 in it 217k he doesn't even stand up and go he just shows up and claps sometimes that's what he does
01:37:11.760 for that money what do you have to do and endure every day for every dollar that you have
01:37:22.840 do you think it's harder
01:37:25.040 or easier than
01:37:27.140 some fucking guy
01:37:28.640 or Aaliyah Gazzin
01:37:31.060 or whoever to stand there once in a while
01:37:33.160 and go blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
01:37:34.880 nom nom nom nom
01:37:37.420 do you think they have it rough
01:37:39.200 gee I wonder why
01:37:42.620 they don't seem to understand what the
01:37:45.120 average person in this country is going through
01:37:46.640 do you know why that is because they aren't the average people
01:37:49.240 of this country they're the political class
01:37:51.480 they're scum they think themselves small little titles of royalty all their own
01:37:58.600 they're supposed to it's called the house of commons yes as in the common people
01:38:05.440 the common people aren't making 217 000 a year are they so why are you
01:38:14.340 this isn't the house of commons
01:38:17.600 maybe you should just rename that one to the house of lords is that what you are
01:38:23.680 so you help yourself to the coffers like a pig you go from one side to the other
01:38:31.680 willing it doesn't really matter because you're basically interchangeable parts
01:38:35.940 you lie about everything no one is ever accountable i have never ever in my life
01:38:41.000 seen any of these people get go to jail or be arrested for anything
01:38:44.900 scandal after scandal after 110 20 50 billion dollars missing oh but the average person in
01:38:52.420 this country oh man if they're on if they're texting on their phone when they're at a park
01:38:56.080 when they're at a stop sign well you better you know you get them in front of the judge
01:39:01.020 and the judge can go no you gotta listen well this shit's going on it's
01:39:05.700 yeah you need a you need a pay raise good for you 700 bucks about three times more
01:39:14.000 than the average Canadian worker's salary.
01:39:16.460 A minister's salary, now $321,300.
01:39:20.840 The prime minister's salary, $435,400.
01:39:25.340 The numbers are out.
01:39:26.800 Another big pay raise, folks.
01:39:28.900 This is their 14th year in a row taking an annual pay raise.
01:39:33.020 Now, what other job do you get a pay raise every year for 14 years
01:39:36.780 regardless of your performance?
01:39:38.700 Speaking of which, Canadians are supposed to be the boss.
01:39:42.060 Canadians overwhelmingly said no to another pay raise for MPs.
01:39:46.600 80% of Canadians oppose the MP pay raise.
01:39:50.560 The politicians, they didn't listen to you.
01:39:52.620 They took another helping of your cash.
01:39:54.400 I was going to say, who is this guy?
01:39:55.420 Is this a politician guy?
01:39:56.420 Who's talking here anyway?
01:39:57.340 It's just somebody from Juno News.
01:39:58.600 Okay.
01:40:00.100 Or are they?
01:40:01.780 Franco Terrizado.
01:40:04.620 I'm a fucking Italian, huh?
01:40:06.100 Anyways, speaking of 14 annual pay raises in a row,
01:40:10.480 No national politics
01:40:12.260 What are you doing with that paper, Tarzano, huh?
01:40:14.040 You're making me nervous, all right?
01:40:15.000 Put it in your coat or fucking don't put it in your coat
01:40:16.620 But stop waving the other round, all right?
01:40:18.080 You're making me a little squirrely
01:40:19.560 You're making me upset, son
01:40:20.420 Politicians in other G7 countries
01:40:22.140 None of them are doing that, right?
01:40:23.860 In all the other G7 countries
01:40:25.380 The national politicians, apples to apples
01:40:27.480 Either took cuts or freezes during those years
01:40:31.040 So, folks, the numbers are out
01:40:33.020 Another massive pay raise from MPs, right?
01:40:36.440 Ranging from $7,900 to an extra $15,800
01:40:40.400 bucks the base salary now is over 217 000 14th annual consecutive pay raise in a row absolutely
01:40:49.140 gross we got to fight back because when they take more money bureaucrats demand the same that's right
01:40:53.940 that's cousin frankie he's going to do a drive-by he's going to pay you a visit he's going to come
01:40:58.180 to your house he's going to knock on the door he's going to say listen listen to me i'm going
01:41:01.780 on the numbers and they don't uh they don't add up to the right the right kind of numbers
01:41:05.000 so you're going to go in the back and you're going to go in your pockets and you're going
01:41:08.740 to come back here and you got to make sure the numbers they add up to the right numbers
01:41:12.480 how fun would that be
01:41:16.900 that's what we have to do listen if it's kind of silly and absurd in like a in like a righteous
01:41:24.960 way like we can fight back with that like i wasn't trying to like diagonal on was just a
01:41:30.340 silly nonsense thing and it like you know that's crazy i didn't even feed it i didn't do hardly
01:41:34.580 anything and it didn't eight people like it's like we want to do it in reverse to them
01:41:42.340 you want to see absurd okay we'll we'll do that we'll do what needs to be done but in such an
01:41:47.540 absurd way just to just to fuck with you like people aren't just going to come investigate you
01:41:51.840 they're going to literally conduct themselves in like mafia like tactics we'll just you know
01:41:58.480 hire like russian gangsters to like shake pat down politicians they just come to your house
01:42:03.940 slapping you around where's where is money where is money you'll get you get you bring money
01:42:09.540 i don't have it i i sent it out to ukraine using ukraine then we go to ukraine get in car
01:42:17.680 and we'll just sit we'll sit in the house of you know
01:42:25.160 ejected lords which has been named back everybody's just got their feet up on
01:42:31.600 on desks and stuff everyone's just sitting in there all day eating chips throwing paper balls
01:42:37.080 back and forth hey what if we fucking did this that's a good idea shut up bobby we tried that
01:42:44.200 last summer you know a lot more would get done that'd be a great parliament
01:42:50.900 things are largely under control so it's not you know there's no rush to
01:43:01.600 this one's just terrible
01:43:04.680 270 000 when did it get that high it was i thought it was like 180 something i but i mean i
01:43:16.160 get it goes up thousands of dollars a year so i don't know i guess they fucking didn't pay
01:43:20.820 attention for a few minutes and now they're making near quarter million dollars and by the way it's
01:43:24.960 also worth mentioning that they don't pay for transportation they don't pay for places to stay
01:43:29.500 they don't pay for food they don't pay for any of this stuff when they travel on business on
01:43:33.000 official government business which is everything because you can just bill it to the taxpayer and
01:43:37.260 they do i used to work in the government it's something people look for every dollar they can
01:43:41.620 save and they'll just say shit that didn't even happen like oh i had to eat supper here no you
01:43:45.480 didn't they just pocket the money like it's going on all the time it's so they don't even don't
01:43:52.540 even make that much their living expenses are significantly less than the average person
01:43:59.500 so oh and there's a lot of like insider trading and stealing and embezzlement going on and criminal
01:44:05.720 schemes and scams and you know some of them are friends with epstein and you know what i mean
01:44:10.520 there's that whole element too so there's just there's a lot to love when you look at the canadian
01:44:15.060 politician you're just like there's so much to to love and admire and talk about
01:44:23.340 there's so much
01:44:25.860 it makes me want to throw up a little bit
01:44:29.320 how much there is
01:44:30.200 there's such great people
01:44:33.360 they're working so hard
01:44:36.860 I want to go to what
01:44:41.300 he ever said here
01:44:43.360 because it's pretty mental
01:44:44.080 but I haven't checked on this chat in a while
01:44:46.600 oh god
01:44:48.160 CRJ says
01:44:49.000 Genstein
01:44:49.800 how can he do that 12 times that doesn't make any sense
01:44:55.700 i don't want to put that on the screen maybe i should i is it too late if i go to no it's too
01:45:02.380 late people don't need to know these things the things you say
01:45:09.860 like i said there's there's got to be a limp there has to be a limit on the madness the lunacy
01:45:16.120 and like on both
01:45:17.480 you know
01:45:18.280 somebody has to
01:45:20.260 like I said a lot of them are just like 13 year olds
01:45:25.480 you know what I mean
01:45:25.920 that's why there's the beads
01:45:27.500 on that part of the video store
01:45:29.100 and they tell the kids don't go in there
01:45:31.380 like there has to be
01:45:34.340 there needs to be a separation
01:45:35.760 from you and from
01:45:37.580 almost everyone else
01:45:39.220 for them
01:45:42.320 not for you
01:45:43.400 it just would be too damaging
01:45:44.940 They couldn't
01:45:46.880 They couldn't bear it
01:45:50.300 You can't go from
01:45:54.480 I wonder if the government's lying
01:45:57.300 To just CRJ posting
01:45:58.720 It's like just throwing them into the worst parts
01:46:03.220 Of like 4chan
01:46:04.080 When they wonder like do you think George Bush was lying
01:46:07.080 Like here look at this
01:46:07.940 Why don't you just overdose them on heroin
01:46:11.380 Patents is unacceptable
01:46:14.320 Well, it is.
01:46:18.600 Say it.
01:46:19.320 This is unacceptable.
01:46:23.700 That's how we feel.
01:46:24.640 That's how everybody feels.
01:46:25.680 And I like that that's the new hate bag, by the way.
01:46:32.620 I didn't even do a commercial.
01:46:33.800 It's been a while.
01:46:34.900 I haven't done a stream like this in a while.
01:46:36.460 I'm just like, see, everything's destroyed.
01:46:38.520 It isn't in the world.
01:46:39.040 He's a fuck.
01:46:39.460 Other matters.
01:46:44.320 Is this the one?
01:46:54.380 Hi there, Diagilon.
01:46:56.040 Welcome back.
01:46:56.720 We've revived an old favorite,
01:46:59.600 an old product that sold off the shelves so fast
01:47:02.640 when everybody realized it was free
01:47:04.960 and the results are in.
01:47:07.960 It's the empire's finest favorite
01:47:09.960 fascist fast fashion item the hate bag the bag of hate has returned
01:47:20.760 this time with colorful x's and o's on it for i ironic ironic contrast
01:47:29.740 hey having one of those days in canada you know what i mean any day any day at all just being here
01:47:39.680 on purpose and you can't leave and if you could you would have by now you're doing one of those
01:47:46.180 and it just comes over you i'm gonna lose my mind that's when you bust out the hate bag and you can
01:47:53.180 just empty all of your concerns into the bag at a muffled volume anyone watching will simply find
01:47:59.180 it comical and not feel the mortal danger that they may actually be in you get it out of your
01:48:04.860 system you feel a little bit better everybody goes home alive where would we be without this
01:48:11.020 paper bag i'm telling you what a it's like the invention of the mouse trap you know what i mean
01:48:17.120 just makes me a little i like to think about it oh fuck it's happening again
01:48:25.460 no
01:48:28.320 you see good as new now i can go back to my job as an airline pilot
01:48:43.400 landing people alive at airports without going insane and i too can go back to my job as a fireman
01:48:52.920 without losing my mind and i i'll keep going to work i don't remember where i work
01:49:00.140 i'm fucking barely holding together
01:49:02.480 sponsored by the government of canada not really a message from the government of
01:49:10.820 it's cheap it's an easy you know
01:49:22.920 You won't want to do it
01:49:25.320 You'll get addicted to it at first
01:49:27.300 But then once you kind of start blowing out your vocal cords
01:49:30.080 You'll be like, alright, you know what
01:49:31.120 Maybe I'm not that angry
01:49:33.540 And just
01:49:34.580 Everybody stays alive, everything stays unbroken
01:49:37.440 You know, it's just
01:49:38.300 Let the bag take it away
01:49:40.200 Just let the bag take it away
01:49:42.240 Just let the bag take it from you
01:49:44.680 It's okay
01:49:45.920 Just
01:49:46.200 Just scream into a paper bag
01:49:50.960 As loud as you can
01:49:52.920 and just let the man take it away.
01:49:56.180 It's okay.
01:50:02.860 It's good lore.
01:50:04.580 How did you get through the war, Grandpa?
01:50:06.720 We screamed into paper bags a lot back in those days.
01:50:13.760 Really?
01:50:14.360 Not really, but we pretended to sometimes,
01:50:16.500 and that alone made us laugh about how realistically
01:50:18.880 we could actually be doing that right now,
01:50:21.200 and it just kept us from killing everybody.
01:50:22.920 It's a complicated time.
01:50:29.920 Is it true, Grandfather?
01:50:34.920 Is what true?
01:50:37.920 Were they real?
01:50:42.920 You mean?
01:50:44.920 Yes.
01:50:46.920 The Chosen People?
01:50:51.920 I told you to never ask me about that.
01:50:55.900 Never ask me about that!
01:50:59.180 Those dark chapters are closed forever and no human living soul should ever witness it.
01:51:03.960 It's our cross to bear, goddammit!
01:51:05.940 We did it for you!
01:51:07.260 All I ask is that you never ask me about it!
01:51:11.180 We did what we had to do.
01:51:16.540 Now let me die in peace.
01:51:21.920 Let's just ask it a question.
01:51:29.260 Yeah, you didn't have to grow up with fucking 25 years of calamity.
01:51:35.200 All right, now that you're 15, 16,
01:51:37.440 and ready to start kind of getting into the world as people,
01:51:40.060 introducing 9-11, and it just...
01:51:42.980 After that, it was just going through a funhouse
01:51:45.540 and getting punched in the face and kicked in the dick,
01:51:48.060 getting wedged, people stealing your money,
01:51:49.560 getting pushed in the mud, kicked in the face.
01:51:51.180 Now it's raining.
01:51:51.920 20 years later like is this gonna stop anytime soon no all the while there's people there being
01:51:59.220 like you deserve it you piece of shit half of them are from your own family like what are you
01:52:03.780 doing up there it gives me money if i turn on you it's best not to think about much and and they
01:52:15.660 want to do things like nationalize every like in a bad way so you're we need we need to make
01:52:20.840 to watch more Canadian content. You mean more
01:52:22.800 government propaganda. So you're going to make it like
01:52:24.600 you're going to make what? Little Mosque on the Prairie is going to be
01:52:26.900 fucking mandatory?
01:52:29.680 Except they'll be all trans
01:52:30.880 this time. I mean, Mosque will be enough.
01:52:32.820 It'll be the little MMIBBTQSPP
01:52:34.760 23458C
01:52:36.060 DC-3PO
01:52:37.540 people in their temple of fucking
01:52:40.780 another equally extreme
01:52:42.440 acronym that no human living
01:52:44.900 or dead could ever say. Not even Eminem
01:52:46.820 could do it.
01:52:48.360 Eminem couldn't even do it. He's a
01:52:50.840 Not a great president like I am.
01:52:55.940 And he was like, that wasn't the deal.
01:52:59.900 I don't know what's going to happen.
01:53:05.720 I mean, it's just, it's out of control.
01:53:07.500 You know, it's going to blow.
01:53:08.540 Like, it's too late, guys.
01:53:11.120 Just get clear at this point.
01:53:13.560 That's the president of the United States for probably the next three years,
01:53:17.600 but maybe he gets impeached or maybe we have a civil war and it gets even worse.
01:53:20.840 it's already the bricks are coming out of the wall like and everybody's slowly backing away
01:53:27.200 like you know what's happening everyone can feel this happening everyone in the world
01:53:31.520 paying attention and has like some kind of you know connection to see like you know you're a
01:53:37.300 little awake enough to kind of see you can just you can almost see everything vibrating in real
01:53:43.180 time you're like it's gonna just everybody's mad everything sucks everything's everybody's
01:53:50.740 angry about everything a lot of people have a lot of reasons to be you know the people
01:53:57.880 responsible for that they couldn't care less
01:54:00.160 yeah it's fine just keep stealing
01:54:06.180 nothing's like just classic right well nothing has happened nothing bad has happened yet so that
01:54:13.980 means nothing bad will ever happen. Hey, Philip, I figured it out. If nothing bad happens so
01:54:24.400 far, that means nothing bad will ever happen. Nothing bad's ever going to happen. If nothing
01:54:31.060 bad's happened so far, that means future proofs, past, past, proofs, future. Give me pay, pay
01:54:38.040 raise give me pay raise i'm the mr speaker give me money
01:54:45.320 what is it you say you do here
01:54:53.860 where does any of this go what do they do what is the material j alt control select all alt
01:55:05.400 control delete all politicians let's just run it for a month and see if anybody fucking notices
01:55:09.940 except all the all the political grift people like let's just turn it all off and see if anybody
01:55:17.980 notices i feel like after two weeks people be like what's uh something seems different
01:55:23.140 it's like yeah stop raining there's lots of bullshit but it's it's stopped accumulating
01:55:30.980 it has stopped it
01:55:32.740 like it seems to have stopped
01:55:34.460 now maybe we can dig our way out of here
01:55:37.220 it will never stop
01:55:39.100 as long as
01:55:40.660 shit puppets
01:55:43.260 Randy
01:55:43.640 shit puppets are puppets
01:55:47.320 of the shit masters
01:55:48.520 and he
01:55:50.060 and they do what they're told but
01:55:52.680 better believe it
01:55:56.600 and uh
01:56:00.980 they're just they're in denial man like hopefully enough people take notice of this and go
01:56:09.700 essentially what i'm saying is true this is all bullshit this is all a theater like there's no
01:56:14.320 real conviction to actually doing anything real um they're not really opposed to each other
01:56:20.620 they couldn't be it's not a it's not a sign of like oh they're just more involved and mature
01:56:25.940 No, I'm not joining
01:56:28.040 Team Epstein, okay? That's never
01:56:30.000 happening.
01:56:31.940 That would never happen. There's nothing that's worth
01:56:34.260 doing. We're fundamentally
01:56:35.740 different human beings, apparently, if you can't understand
01:56:38.000 this. And those are not
01:56:40.000 the people that should be in charge of anything. They're soulless
01:56:41.860 monsters.
01:56:49.740 But it all depends on people believing that it's all
01:56:52.040 a real show.
01:56:52.720 and they don't want to admit that it isn't because
01:56:56.320 what does that mean about the time
01:56:58.760 they've spent
01:56:59.380 fussing over all of this
01:57:03.060 oh this person lost
01:57:04.860 this seat to blah blah blah
01:57:05.980 so
01:57:07.460 you like have a magnifying glass of the grass
01:57:13.000 in the backyard like I found an ant
01:57:14.560 okay that's great there's Chinese
01:57:16.640 paratroopers coming down all over the neighborhood
01:57:18.440 okay
01:57:20.000 uh
01:57:22.720 you guys are like you guys are kind of like the uh like
01:57:25.200 like the like the uh i don't know it depends on what kind of kids i was gonna say the drama
01:57:33.980 club kids but you know just kind of weird kids that are just like they seem to think a lot of
01:57:40.420 themselves but they're really kind of shit they don't seem to notice that everyone else doesn't
01:57:44.060 like them and we just kind of you know just that's where these people should be instead
01:57:51.400 They're like, oh, no, we'll let them in charge of everything, and we'll run us into the ground.
01:57:56.580 Andrew Johnson, CTV.
01:57:59.220 How many of your own MPs do you have to lose to the Liberals before you reflect on your own political future as leader?
01:58:06.920 Well, that reflection comes from the record-smashing 8.3 million Canadians who voted Conservative in the last election,
01:58:17.300 and the 87% of grassroots conservatives who backed up my leadership less than 90%.
01:58:23.160 They voted against the Liberal Party.
01:58:26.640 Days ago to fight for an affordable...
01:58:28.420 It's not...
01:58:29.460 Hating them and supporting you are not the same thing.
01:58:34.280 And they are not mutually exclusive, as you're very clearly should be finding out,
01:58:39.660 but apparently maybe you're not.
01:58:41.260 Affordable, safe, and strong Canada.
01:58:43.640 our mandate and my leadership does not come from dirty backroom deals it comes from the
01:58:50.000 people of canada with this who is that though pierre who is the people of canada you this man
01:58:57.660 has no idea what he's doing he has no idea what he's talking about he has no answers his entire
01:59:04.620 party is being dissolved out from under him in real time because he's completely outmatched
01:59:11.900 and refuses to change anything at all.
01:59:16.160 He's just going to stick to his guns.
01:59:20.540 Like, this is, uh, what you're watching right now
01:59:23.540 is a conservative party, Stalingrad.
01:59:29.740 It's begun, it's beginning to be,
01:59:31.640 it might be too late now to turn back anyway,
01:59:33.860 and I think this could be the end of the party.
01:59:37.000 Um, because, you know, this guy's delusional.
01:59:40.660 not that it matters
01:59:42.280 I mean what would happen
01:59:43.540 because then we'd only have a one party state
01:59:46.520 really and
01:59:47.340 they're in the way I'm telling you
01:59:52.220 people don't see it but like
01:59:54.440 the end of the conservative party
01:59:56.620 would be the best thing that ever happened for us
01:59:58.360 the best thing that ever happened in this country is if they just
02:00:00.480 disintegrated
02:00:01.180 because then people are free to scramble
02:00:06.680 and pick up all the pieces and build something else
02:00:08.540 that isn't you know
02:00:10.660 working for the bad guys
02:00:14.020 and totally i mean do you think there's incompetent inept fools in there
02:00:20.020 by accident it's just there to sucker in your resources your time your money
02:00:24.980 into a dead end that they all have control it don't it doesn't matter who's in charge not in
02:00:30.020 charge he's a big time zionist this guy's always he was always going to do whatever he was taught
02:00:35.720 it doesn't matter like it whatever we were supposed to do lockdown vaccines send the troops
02:00:42.380 send the money you know make this illegal the israeli private the israeli douchebag was here
02:00:47.140 when just a couple weeks ago telling you better make better make speech illegal canada like
02:00:50.940 all the things that are important that really matter we're not in charge of any of them and
02:00:55.400 neither would he be
02:01:05.720 87 back my leadership what leadership would that be um doesn't look good and now they're saying
02:01:15.480 there's nine more potentially so that would make what like 15 16 that's
02:01:22.360 because you see like if that happens if even a couple more decide to go and say fuck it uh
02:01:31.780 it will start it will become like a tidal wave because it makes it okay for others because they
02:01:36.780 won't be the only or only two or only three people who ditched their team to join this one
02:01:43.180 and have that kind of stink of shame on them it could be 10 20 people and now it's like fucking
02:01:48.680 whatever you got your own little crew over there anyway you all know those people they're all you
02:01:53.020 know 10 becomes 20 real fast and maybe becomes 25 or 30 maybe becomes the end of the because they
02:02:00.540 all want their jobs nobody wants to be a poor peasant that has to pay 500 for macaroni do they
02:02:06.780 they want to make their 217 000 a year to go and play these stupid games that's what they want to
02:02:14.460 do so is it possible that nine more are thinking about joining i think it's possible all of them
02:02:21.280 are thinking about joining because they're the winning team and all they care about is themselves
02:02:30.140 so if the liberals are going to win and stay winning then i'll just go with them
02:02:35.760 and then the next election i'll run with them they'll still win i'll still win
02:02:40.640 i'll get a pen that's what they want they want the pension and the lifestyle they don't give a
02:02:44.800 fuck about any of this this doesn't mean anything to them they're proving it every day they prove
02:02:48.560 it every day this should be impossible but they don't they're fundamentally the same light bulb
02:02:57.520 sockets man you know and they're going to just technically actually bro this guy i'm sure he
02:03:07.640 says when a member of parliament goes back on the word they made uh constituents should be able to
02:03:12.400 petition them uh to have a by-election yeah i mean again well actually because no shut up
02:03:19.840 no one in this country uh honestly believes that it's okay to run under the false flag
02:03:26.680 banners of another gang and then get you know get your chair and then switch to the other gang
02:03:32.700 that's literally betrayal especially now people are very invested in the like
02:03:37.020 you're just proving to them that it doesn't matter
02:03:40.660 that the the the trust is broken like that is not in the spirit of what they thought they were doing
02:03:50.040 so you're a con man
02:03:52.800 you should
02:03:54.940 this should not be permitted
02:03:56.400 I don't care what he says
02:03:57.500 well this is how it works
02:03:58.940 fuck how it works
02:04:00.040 how about that
02:04:00.700 I don't care
02:04:01.680 everyone knows this is bullshit
02:04:03.440 so let's just change it right now
02:04:05.260 you're all fired right
02:04:07.200 well you can't just do that
02:04:10.120 you're a pedophile
02:04:10.960 you guys are pedophiles
02:04:11.840 you don't get to talk anymore though
02:04:12.980 remember
02:04:13.920 remember
02:04:18.240 who's got the maxwell pictures
02:04:21.460 this wasn't worth talking about was it the biggest political scandal in history of the world you
02:04:29.400 know why because they were scared to because they all know they all bend the knee they're
02:04:33.300 all zionist stooge they're not going to talk about that why didn't you know why didn't you
02:04:39.880 say anything about mark carney because he doesn't want to die
02:04:42.140 he wants their help to win that's why he kisses their ass they know exactly what they're doing
02:04:50.480 they all just bend over and grab their ankles for the jews constantly because
02:04:57.220 because they're not powerful at all and they have no influence and there's no reason to
02:05:01.220 suck up to them all no there's not they just do it because they love them so much
02:05:05.900 yes you're very related chosen people genocide yes let's destroy entire cities of people and
02:05:13.480 blow up schools full of children and all that because shut up it's just about power for them
02:05:19.500 they don't believe anything they'll say anything it doesn't matter that's why they say insane things
02:05:23.080 chosen people who gives a fuck about this it's the other side of the world he doesn't care no
02:05:28.480 one cares he just wants the money he just wants the election he just wants the pension he wants
02:05:32.780 the lifestyle he wants it for him he wants his life that he thinks he deserves where he's a big
02:05:38.640 shot and gets to wag his finger and make that's all this is about there's no point from a to b
02:05:44.400 beginning to end anywhere in the middle where he stopped and went what about everybody else
02:05:48.740 he never fucking did that one time never one time
02:06:02.780 like we come from a different planet i didn't try to get into politics when i was 20 years old
02:06:15.680 21 years old my 21st birthday was in the registran desert in afghanistan
02:06:19.740 on a combat operation that's where my 21st birthday was
02:06:24.060 and all those guys my age and younger like 18 19 there was one kid who
02:06:33.100 did his high school exam equivalency under a coleman stove and lantern in a arctic you know
02:06:40.520 tent in wainwright in like november and it was minus 50 it was crazy it was horrible
02:06:46.480 and there he is doing that so he could go
02:06:54.060 another one of my roommates quit university he was nearly done he was going to be an officer
02:07:02.100 in the air force wanted to be a pilot he was training he was doing simulators and she was
02:07:05.620 very nearly but he said no
02:07:07.900 gotta do this
02:07:12.140 nearly everyone that i talked to every one of these guys and it just somebody reminded me of
02:07:23.900 or reminded me of a few of these guys.
02:07:28.780 That's who showed up.
02:07:29.760 We were all 20 years.
02:07:30.600 We were all kids.
02:07:33.540 And everybody was there because they felt like they should be.
02:07:49.620 I mean, they see that the country is at war.
02:07:53.900 and go shit i gotta help
02:07:58.200 where fixing computers no and like where the war is where the fighting it like where their bad guys
02:08:07.840 are and the first people that fight them in real life wherever that is they want to do that
02:08:11.680 some other people decide i'm going to be a politician and try i'm going to be in charge
02:08:21.120 of all the stuff now that I just
02:08:23.360 started my life as a young man with no
02:08:25.180 experience whatsoever doing fucking anything
02:08:27.380 at all. I'm going to start
02:08:29.080 grifting at zero
02:08:30.880 when we have an entire country
02:08:39.240 full of guys
02:08:41.180 like that
02:08:41.780 who, if they legitimately believe
02:08:45.020 that you were in trouble or any of
02:08:46.560 someone, they would be right there
02:08:51.120 they're happy to do it, even if it's terrifying,
02:08:54.800 but there's some righteous justification,
02:08:57.460 and it's okay, because it has to be done.
02:09:04.460 Where would we be without those guys?
02:09:10.700 That's not who's looking out for us.
02:09:15.860 It's gremlin people who just steal
02:09:18.340 and see everything as an opportunity for them.
02:09:21.460 Everything is a way for them to get something.
02:09:25.320 They're the opposite of who should be in there.
02:09:28.280 The entire thing needs to go, all of, every one of them,
02:09:31.020 to just shut it off.
02:09:45.260 It's crazy.
02:09:46.180 It's crazy.
02:09:48.340 insanity to do the same thing over and over
02:09:51.400 and expect it to be different each time.
02:09:53.800 That's the definition.
02:09:57.560 That's what the term means.
02:09:58.800 You're insane.
02:10:00.620 You don't seem to realize...
02:10:02.300 Like, you can't solve problems.
02:10:05.100 You, like, have no memory.
02:10:07.840 You don't seem to process why it's not working.
02:10:09.960 You're just doing it over and over again,
02:10:11.880 like banging your head against a wall like a robot,
02:10:14.040 like a zombie or a, you know...
02:10:18.340 so we call those people insane they're obviously not well so they shouldn't be trusted with much
02:10:25.540 oh but they're all voters and they can just bang their head a little harder just vote harder
02:10:32.380 it'll be it'll somehow achieve this thing that is always promised but never delivered
02:10:38.340 where the people are the priority of the state's actions that's always promised but it's never
02:10:44.660 delivered not once not in my entire life have i ever seen that happen and i don't think i ever
02:10:49.080 will unless something changes dramatically but otherwise that's that's not what they're here for
02:10:54.180 it's it's piracy everything we own is being ripped up and stripped away and handed off
02:11:02.220 and 10 billion 20 billion here here of 200 million dollars here of seven billion here here here just
02:11:06.620 have everything everyone's broke and getting more broke and you're giving yourselves
02:11:14.560 pay raises it's like this is and all the while cbc's here just oh carney's question about his
02:11:23.460 mp and oh the liberal party will always support the right of women to choose and blah blah blah
02:11:28.220 gas is two dollars a liter hey how's the climate tax going what's the average price of a fucking
02:11:37.240 house now hey oh that's what's the fucking why is the life expectancy going down and the fertility
02:11:42.260 rates going down and the happiness index is going down you know what's going up crimes going up
02:11:46.800 murders going up suicides going up deaths by overdose is going up traffic accident death
02:11:51.740 going up in fact all death by all causes going up up up up up cancer way up blood disease way up
02:11:58.520 it's almost like something biologically infected all these people and made them really sick
02:12:02.560 really fast all at the same time who could possibly fucking wonder what that could be
02:12:06.880 it's a mystery of the ages ladies and gentlemen no one will ever know
02:12:10.140 some of the graphs are going up and some of them are going down what can i say it's complicated
02:12:15.000 everything's great everyone loves canon everything's fine everybody go back to sleep
02:12:18.580 everybody pretend this is all legit everybody pretended everybody on tv knows what the fuck
02:12:22.960 they're talking about and anybody gives a shit about anything but themselves let's all just
02:12:26.260 pretend forever and ever amen let's all just play make believe like this is all fucking going
02:12:31.000 anywhere but in the toilet if people respect them too much
02:12:39.280 you know they shouldn't there's nothing to respect and that's the first step to like
02:12:44.480 tell them to go fuck themselves and you know you just walk away no funding no support i don't care
02:12:50.540 imagine if everybody just walked away from the conservative party like you guys are fucking
02:12:53.300 losers goodbye see ya why am i paying you why am i giving you anything i'm not donating to
02:12:59.420 fuck all i'm not signing up for shit i'm not get away you won't go get away from me you don't need
02:13:04.080 i don't need you you need me you need me the abused conservative vooter you need me i don't
02:13:13.500 need you what do you do lose lose lose more make more excuses and then you hold your hand out for
02:13:19.620 more money another pay raise and what was the dinner what did they do in calgary the big
02:13:23.860 convention and the little fucking fortress where they all pat themselves in the back what a great
02:13:27.460 job they did was a thousand dollars a plate you know like the common people well i guess when
02:13:32.340 you're making 217 000 two grand a night is you know it's a fancy night out i guess what's not
02:13:37.620 the end of the world right isn't it exactly see now you're getting it now you're understanding you
02:13:43.520 fucks it's it's the same as pro wrestling it's just way shittier it only works if you believe
02:13:57.940 it that it's real but it's not real it can't be real because no one would do they're not
02:14:05.000 opposed to each other they have so much in common one team can join the other and the other accepts
02:14:10.500 them fully so how different can they possibly be which means you know what are the point of
02:14:17.920 these elections if it's all going to end up in the same place anyway they're doing it right in
02:14:23.180 front of you because they know that everybody's so everybody's so beat down to moral eyes nobody
02:14:28.020 cares what are they going to do to stop us let's just make all the rules let's just do everything
02:14:34.560 like but no there's there's like guys there's fucking there's like 20 million of us there is
02:14:41.900 and you know even like 55 is not old
02:14:49.620 even 60 is not that old i mean if you're alive you know and you're a long line
02:14:58.560 there's something you can be doing and it's probably a lot more than you think
02:15:11.900 if all the disaffected people
02:15:23.860 just walked away no money no financing nothing just that's it
02:15:30.620 everybody rip up your cards everybody walk away just blow it up
02:15:35.780 make them earn it
02:15:36.860 they want pay raises they want their big fancy dinner plates they want to talk about great they
02:15:43.240 are make the little commercials do the little podcast tours go on joe rogan hey you know what
02:15:47.780 would be better to you should have did that before when you were trying to win you're now
02:15:50.400 you're going around like you're on a victory tour when all you do is lose you're like we need we need
02:15:55.380 a pay raise well what if everybody else in the country like the boss needs to needs to come down
02:16:06.420 there and slap you in the mouth, I think.
02:16:36.420 It's a crazy thing playing chicken with human nature.
02:16:51.360 You know what I mean?
02:16:51.820 That's just mental to me.
02:16:52.960 No chance.
02:16:56.500 No chance at all.
02:16:59.620 Come on, come on, come and get it.
02:17:02.840 Come on.
02:17:04.620 He should have been president.
02:17:06.420 justice for father says the government of canada is like stampede wrestling in the 80s traitors
02:17:13.500 stampede wrestling that's not something i've heard of in a long time
02:17:16.940 that's an old like wrestling league i think that got did they get eaten up or i can't remember the
02:17:23.920 story there crj likes to eat
02:17:29.140 i feel like jenstein was a kid when he was a teenager i bet he like hung out and i feel like
02:17:41.460 he went to he just hung out in graveyards a lot you know what i mean he probably had a skateboard
02:17:46.260 and he was just always around a graveyard you guys have those kids in your town that's that
02:17:51.820 was what he was doing and he'd go in there with a backpack and he'd come out with a backpack and
02:17:56.400 And you're like, why is that guy always around the graveyard?
02:17:58.220 And he's just skateboarding around a graveyard all the time.
02:18:00.960 The things he says makes me think that that's a major part of his origin story.
02:18:10.940 CRJ says someone's hitting on him.
02:18:15.080 Well, at least you have somebody.
02:18:17.320 Finally.
02:18:17.900 You know what I mean?
02:18:18.280 I mean, maybe it's not what you wanted, but.
02:18:26.400 besides somebody's got to have to take care of you after this uh after this match after this
02:18:31.840 after this death match somebody will have to nurse you back to life or health
02:18:36.360 jaffe says do you think if i come to canada to work in parry sound for a few months
02:18:41.280 i want to kill myself is canada infinitely worse than spick america parry sound help me guys where's
02:18:50.640 that one there's somebody sat owen sounded perry sounded what sound what do you sound what
02:18:57.340 some of the names in this place are like
02:19:02.720 somebody was somebody was drunk don't like 50 of this country was done drunk by the way like
02:19:10.920 absolutely 100
02:19:12.900 Some version of like wasted to like a little tipsy pretty much all the time.
02:19:20.460 That was basically the standard operating procedure until very recently.
02:19:23.320 And everyone switched to like gay hormones and children, apparently.
02:19:30.940 But a few months, it's like a jail set.
02:19:35.120 Like you won't, not if you know how long you're going to be there.
02:19:38.620 If you know you're only there for three months, you can handle it.
02:19:40.620 there might be a lot of indians i don't know about parry sound i don't know which part of
02:19:46.680 ontario that is it's got to be ontario because everything in ontario is sound sound and this
02:19:50.760 is sound everything's sound sound i'm from the soundy sound sound sound okay eccentric fucking
02:19:57.600 place it could be full of it could be bad uh like if you said brampton i'd be like
02:20:04.300 i mean you won't kill your you'll just leave you'll just be like i can't do it and you'll
02:20:09.840 just leave that's what that's worst case scenario worst case scenario just go home um but if you
02:20:17.160 had to if you're like no no you have to live here for the next 10 years you'd probably start sweating
02:20:20.700 and freaking out and pacing around in your bathroom you're like oh i can't do it i can't
02:20:23.620 do it i can't do it that's yeah so i'd limit it to like six months or less because then it starts
02:20:28.400 to get cruel if you don't have the maple madness like we do like it just it's people aren't built
02:20:36.260 for it we have a way of compartmentalizing things i tried to explain this before and some of the
02:20:42.180 canadian people i mean that's largely what a lot of white people do but we're pretty we're pretty uh
02:20:46.540 i mean we're a weird frankenstein combination of four of the most
02:20:50.380 problematic people i mean the english alone and the scottish are half viking from all the raping
02:20:59.700 and cohabitating and war and all that and then the irish i mean they don't need any explanation
02:21:05.100 with the French, you know.
02:21:12.140 So we just kind of do this thing where nothing happens,
02:21:15.040 and there's another insult and nothing happens,
02:21:16.880 another slight and nothing happens,
02:21:18.420 and just nothing ever seems to happen.
02:21:20.080 Like those old British guards outside the palace
02:21:22.940 that just stood there and never did anything,
02:21:25.600 no matter what happened.
02:21:26.500 And then all of a sudden, like a grisly attack.
02:21:31.340 Now, that's just kind of how it goes.
02:21:33.180 And there's no real way to tell.
02:21:35.100 how close we are to grizzly attack.
02:21:37.840 And so far, they're just standing there.
02:21:41.380 Everybody can kind of tell.
02:21:42.540 It feels like it's...
02:21:44.180 Maybe I don't want to...
02:21:45.100 I'm going to at least get a little further away.
02:21:47.140 I don't...
02:21:49.300 I mean, they might be fast,
02:21:50.380 but I feel like I've...
02:21:51.360 If I'm at least this far away,
02:21:52.540 I'll have enough notice to get up, you know.
02:21:55.020 Everybody standing closer than this is fucking stupid.
02:21:56.960 That guy's going to freak out any second.
02:22:01.960 Am I the only one?
02:22:05.100 uh i got that one from pat and some of these don't come up for some reason i gotta get that
02:22:09.800 widget back oh wait i saw that one so wait there's some of them are at
02:22:13.280 they're at the top but also in the middle it's very strange
02:22:19.500 oh my god there's so many of these oh my god jesus christ guys all right i gotta go
02:22:26.680 Reed's fucking super chats now for the next
02:22:28.900 Let's check back in an hour
02:22:35.440 A whole bunch of $1 fucking rants
02:22:39.120 From psychos
02:22:40.060 I could have done something else
02:22:48.260 I did this to myself
02:22:49.040 I don't know what I'm complaining for
02:22:50.040 crj says i hold you personally responsible for what
02:22:58.000 you can't i'm chosen of the chosen people
02:23:01.800 god made me do it you can't if you oppose me you oppose god said a secret scroll that only i can
02:23:10.140 read in a special language that i made up okay okay anybody that disagrees is a fucking anti
02:23:17.260 Dagite and you're a fucking hate monger
02:23:19.480 and you're trying to genocide
02:23:21.020 all of my people and you hate babies
02:23:23.280 and eat babies.
02:23:26.400 There.
02:23:29.220 True Core says a man of genius
02:23:31.060 can hardly be sociable. For what
02:23:33.140 dialogue? Dialogues.
02:23:35.060 Could indeed be so intelligent and entertaining as his own monologues.
02:23:38.140 Chopin.
02:23:42.460 It is nice
02:23:43.300 when you, you know, run into people who are into
02:23:45.080 the same things as you and, you know,
02:23:47.260 like you know how people like to have
02:23:50.260 peers that share their interests
02:23:51.900 you know
02:23:52.300 everyone who does that ever
02:23:55.680 it's just that we're not allowed for some reason
02:23:57.980 they get really mad when we do that
02:23:59.260 when we gang up together and group up together
02:24:00.940 they're like hey terrorism
02:24:02.240 okay well you guys are allowed to all be gay together though
02:24:06.240 you're all allowed to go have huge gang
02:24:07.540 gang bangs
02:24:08.380 that's what they keep thinking
02:24:11.140 they're all just a bunch of incels
02:24:13.060 that have sex with each other
02:24:14.700 is that what you're doing
02:24:16.300 I mean, that's a weird...
02:24:17.420 Why did your mind go there?
02:24:20.400 Mine would never have gone there, let alone instantly.
02:24:23.300 Like, I bet they're all having sex in the woods.
02:24:25.320 What?
02:24:26.360 Why?
02:24:30.580 You're not okay.
02:24:32.000 You're having sex with men in the woods and masks, aren't you?
02:24:35.540 That's every accusation is an admission.
02:24:42.360 Intrusive thoughts is the simulation will only get weirder.
02:24:44.300 I hope it doesn't because it's getting
02:24:46.360 like let's just do the aliens nothing can
02:24:48.320 be weirder than that
02:24:49.160 the medic hazards and intersecting realities
02:24:52.160 cascading into a singularity
02:24:54.660 will have that effect don't don't
02:24:56.160 don't
02:24:58.160 don't fucking
02:25:04.460 robot guy in the chair me with this
02:25:06.380 Stephen Hawking never
02:25:08.360 see that conspiracy theory
02:25:09.520 it's
02:25:12.020 incredible
02:25:12.780 um there is i don't have the videos but i saw this once it might have been own benjamin going
02:25:21.920 on about it and i just saw it and went oh my god you know what i mean that sounds crazy right did
02:25:27.400 that there could be anything fucking weird going on there but there are videos of steven hawking
02:25:32.500 where he used to talk and his brother was interpreting what steven was saying
02:25:41.180 and telling everybody what he only he could understand him see i swear this is on video
02:25:47.180 and stephen hawking is is basically doing this this is the best i can do it
02:25:52.140 um he's saying that the vastness of space is like an inside of an onion i swear to god it's like
02:26:05.080 what the fuck no way i i
02:26:11.180 like shit like that makes me just walk away and go just i don't want anything to do with this guy
02:26:16.160 like i don't care what anything is this is too stupid for me to i would here's the rule if if
02:26:22.200 the story is too gay if i like when my when we used to go get movies when we were humans when
02:26:30.440 we had blockbuster fucking video and and movie stores and you know you'd go to the theater and
02:26:38.500 there'd be like six hot girls from your school there giggling and you'd be like this fucking
02:26:43.100 rules you're all 18 you're gonna drink illegally under the bridge outside of town
02:26:48.940 shit was awesome now look at you on your phones in the dark by yourself masturbating all day
02:26:57.640 you should be angrier
02:27:02.240 what they've taken from you
02:27:08.500 what now you guys are distracting me
02:27:19.840 ah shit i was about what was i just gonna say if i lost it now you're psychos
02:27:25.980 phil you you did you you're this was your idea
02:27:30.040 blockbuster
02:27:33.080 right now thank you
02:27:38.500 you went to blockbuster you would choose the movie it would just be on display an item you'd
02:27:42.880 physically pick up and hold in your hand and you'd look at the cover art which would either be
02:27:47.140 interesting or not the title maybe you know and you'd turn it around and there would be a little
02:27:51.860 blurb on the back maybe with some other pictures and you had to make a call right there's no
02:27:55.480 fucking trailer to watch oh is there a trailer no there's the blurb in the back there's a picture
02:28:01.020 and there's who's in it and you have to fucking roll the dice on your whole weekend right there
02:28:06.440 and go, video games too.
02:28:08.580 Oh, there was no other way.
02:28:09.600 It was just, hey, does this any good?
02:28:10.720 Oh, nobody knows.
02:28:11.500 Fuck me.
02:28:12.820 It's not good.
02:28:13.700 There goes, fuck, I wasted that money.
02:28:15.700 Now I'm not going to have any more money
02:28:16.380 for another two weeks.
02:28:18.340 Stressful.
02:28:20.240 If your conspiracy theory,
02:28:21.760 like the thing you're worried about is like,
02:28:23.300 oh, if I look at that movie
02:28:25.440 and I turn around and look at the back
02:28:26.960 and I put it away instantly,
02:28:28.420 I don't care.
02:28:30.140 I don't give a shit.
02:28:31.160 It doesn't matter.
02:28:32.140 It's not important.
02:28:33.000 I don't care.
02:28:33.520 oh steven hawking's a robot in a chair i'd fucking who cares if he is good whatever i
02:28:39.260 hope he is a robot in a chair he's a cyborg his brother can he's an alien that floats and
02:28:42.540 levitate i don't give a shit it doesn't have any
02:28:44.260 i might as well could bend out of shape about the harry potter movies or something like i don't
02:28:52.300 you know
02:28:52.680 if we don't win it doesn't matter we'll never find out what steven hawking is really saying
02:28:59.820 in those videos he's a slave his brother has been setting him up the whole time help me help me
02:29:05.940 shut up steven he's saying that quantum physics uh on the levels he understands it
02:29:12.400 it was so it was play i'm like there's no way there's he no no i'm just no there's no way i
02:29:22.280 somebody's gonna go find that now and you're gonna laugh hysterically you're gonna be like this
02:29:26.740 they put this on tv and people went wow yes yes
02:29:31.800 i couldn't believe it i was like what's benjamin going on about now and it was like a stephen
02:29:39.500 hawking is a book full of shit and i was like 10 minutes into this i'm like oh my god i think he is
02:29:46.120 he has what he's really saying like what
02:29:48.960 imagine doing that we're just gonna roll him up there he doesn't even know what he's
02:29:56.580 no one knows what he's saying he's an invalid basically he's just in the chairs you know
02:29:59.880 making noises you say this and i'll say that and we'll fucking get rich and they did
02:30:05.660 right in front of everybody who would lie about such a thing oh i know people were so innocent
02:30:18.220 back then too like the average person back in the 80s 90s when i grew up when i was a kid
02:30:23.160 if they learned about something
02:30:24.760 they'd be horrified
02:30:26.820 now these days
02:30:29.080 people just blank stare
02:30:30.240 hey
02:30:32.480 Jeffrey Epstein might just be blatantly alive
02:30:35.280 and pretending to be a different guy named Pete
02:30:37.180 I don't
02:30:38.120 okay yeah
02:30:40.040 Bob Iran
02:30:42.640 everybody
02:30:43.680 here I have my money
02:30:45.020 put the needle in
02:30:46.940 give me the slop
02:30:47.920 dribbling down his face
02:30:50.680 Super Bowl.
02:30:55.300 Just run.
02:30:57.440 I tried to save you, Larry.
02:31:03.920 Leave him, dammit!
02:31:05.460 He's gone!
02:31:12.720 It's painful to leave him behind, but you have to.
02:31:15.260 You need to turn it into revenge.
02:31:16.780 Revenge fuel.
02:31:18.200 They'll have to pay what they did to Larry.
02:31:20.040 Let's pay for this!
02:31:23.200 He's a bright man with a good future.
02:31:28.760 And he went to university.
02:31:30.860 And he got off to this chick
02:31:32.240 who had turned out to be an NDP activist psycho.
02:31:35.200 And he got sucked into that whole thing.
02:31:36.800 Next thing you know, he's taking hormones.
02:31:38.300 He cut off his dick.
02:31:38.940 It was fucking a good ending.
02:31:40.660 But we tried.
02:31:45.240 We'll avenge Larry.
02:31:49.380 I'm always sure he stays avenged all the time.
02:31:56.140 Not that Larry.
02:31:57.140 That's the other Larry.
02:31:58.780 That's the Larry that charges interest on everything.
02:32:04.840 I need to get this pop-up thing back because it used to collate all of the
02:32:07.860 chats, and now I have to physically scroll up and down, and it's not ideal.
02:32:15.000 Unruly Mob says, invest in screaming back.
02:32:17.100 diagelon waffen fabrics newest edition the hate bag 2.0 bag of hate 2 it's like the apple iphone
02:32:26.700 we're going to be coming up with a new one every year it's gonna be a little bit better uh not
02:32:31.000 really it's gonna be basically the same thing we're gonna charge like a stupid amount of money
02:32:34.600 imagine we started selling these bags guys now that's a grift part of the grift shop's funny
02:32:40.600 what we were trying to was like sell stupid shit like that that like this is just dumb this is a
02:32:45.540 griff like yeah exactly that's the joke uh like greg wanted to sell like like two dollar trucker
02:32:50.560 hats for like 30 bucks like just shitty foam and i was like or rip people off he's like it's not
02:32:56.220 ripping it's it's a joke it's funny like want to buy literally trash for too much money 20 dollars
02:33:02.200 and it's like we're raising we're fundraising we're raising money but also poking fun at how
02:33:08.400 stupid all of this is in the first like everyone else is a fucking idiot so we're just that's why
02:33:12.000 don't like us you're mocking my business model yeah it's gay and dumb buy shit with my face on
02:33:18.580 it you wear it around like fucking i don't want to fucking do that they're so gay and dumb we're
02:33:23.540 gonna get your official tim cast mug today and fucking fuck off shut up gay like you know how
02:33:31.640 much we could have we did barely any grifting we sold some flags and that was so people could
02:33:36.720 identify each other and you know and stickers and stuff and that we didn't even we probably could
02:33:40.820 sell thousands more we never really were the laziest worst grifters ever
02:33:45.440 well did you guys make a bunch of money on that tour you should do that again yeah i don't really
02:33:51.820 want to what uh maybe when i get desperate again then i'll be like oh fuck i gotta go make some
02:34:00.680 money somehow i'm just i'm not very i don't know some part of my dna just doesn't find it
02:34:08.280 is stimulating like that um there and these chats are everywhere they don't make sense
02:34:16.180 patents is war boner no there'll be plenty of time for those uh scotian gentleman says thank
02:34:23.940 you for being a real one hope you got your money back at least in-store credit i don't know when
02:34:27.560 this was from but no i never get my money back for anything actually rarely i don't even know
02:34:33.160 what it was he was talking about but i'm just gonna go on bet on statistics no i didn't get
02:34:37.300 it back nine times out of ten i do not get it back i do if morgan tries to get it back for me
02:34:41.440 she has a better way of talking to people like without threatening them and screaming and them
02:34:45.440 you know grabbing them by the shirt collar and ramming them off the fucking you know
02:34:48.400 counter and everything like she doesn't do this stuff so people like to talk to her
02:34:53.500 you don't know where i've been uh scotian gentleman says tim tebow keeps sharing a map
02:35:05.800 showing 111,000 IP addresses that downloaded child abuse material
02:35:10.480 and pushing for Congress to take action.
02:35:12.520 Tebow's autos are about to go up because he'll be dead.
02:35:15.420 What? Is Tim Tebow Fed posting?
02:35:19.480 That is.
02:35:20.540 If you're exposing pedophiles, you're Fed posting.
02:35:23.440 Do you know why? Because they are protected.
02:35:25.000 Like I said, pedophiles are protected by the state.
02:35:29.580 They are given leniency and they are protected.
02:35:32.320 They are put in protected areas.
02:35:34.000 They are taken care of.
02:35:34.960 They are looked out for.
02:35:36.420 They are hidden from the public.
02:35:38.020 They try to make registries.
02:35:39.220 They go, oh, no, we don't want a register.
02:35:40.440 They give them light sentences.
02:35:41.880 They're protected.
02:35:43.300 If you're a white guy who says things,
02:35:45.040 you might go to jail for the rest of your life, though,
02:35:47.740 pretty soon in this country.
02:35:49.780 But if you rape children a couple of years,
02:35:52.620 you'll be back out, maybe, maybe less.
02:35:54.820 It depends on how sorry you are.
02:35:57.780 And if you know a guy that can help hook the judge up
02:36:00.140 with some more, you know what I mean?
02:36:01.520 It's disgusting.
02:36:02.240 oh oh dairy our country is not that bad oh it's not it's not that bad
02:36:10.340 how's the port-a-peak inquiry going huh
02:36:15.480 where all that embezzled money go that went missing and where all the tens of billions
02:36:20.760 of dollars in parliament uh money go where'd all that go anybody get the bottom of that or
02:36:24.840 what's all these missing people and kids or
02:36:27.720 how's ukraine where'd all our money go in ukraine are we still slobbing or are we done with that now
02:36:34.280 like uh it's really hard to shake the feeling that you're just full of shit and just stealing
02:36:40.460 because every time i see you every time everybody sees these fucking creeps it's another excuse to
02:36:45.540 pay you need to give us more money for shit at every time now do you when have they approached
02:36:49.560 you come on tv and show me your town go hi everybody we're here from the so-so dickhead
02:36:54.400 party of we're guess what we here have 19 million dollars municipality here we found it we made some
02:37:02.360 deals and cut some shit and like oh well this is what's left over here you go fucking build a rink
02:37:06.560 i don't know yay that when's the last time that's ever happened well it does if you're not white
02:37:11.540 that happens quite often um actually new york is going to get an experience of this you ready
02:37:18.340 america you're going to get some canadian uh leadership down there not in not in blood form
02:37:24.080 but in better form in spirit in communist spirit new york city's racial equity plan with direct
02:37:30.800 resources direct city resources direct to black and brown new yorkers just straight up
02:37:36.060 everything goes to the browns and the blacks now everything is the property of the browns
02:37:43.120 and the blacks declares chief king mayor zohan mamdani of new york
02:37:54.080 this is why it's so important not to let people,
02:38:00.560 I mean, you have to control yourself.
02:38:01.760 You can't go around blowing up fucking buildings
02:38:04.860 or doing crazy shit willy-nilly without some really...
02:38:10.540 Yeah, I shouldn't...
02:38:17.860 but um they beat people down and the people give up and get tired and go whatever and then they
02:38:26.020 they win then the window moves a little further the ball moves up a little further another
02:38:34.520 outrageous thing happens they wear you down they beat you down they outlast you and then they move
02:38:39.200 on people get old they get tired they go fucking i don't care and we went from
02:38:43.380 2011
02:38:46.860 9-11
02:38:48.340 New York
02:38:49.960 strongest city in the world
02:38:52.160 everybody's rallied together
02:38:54.080 now New York is run by a communist
02:38:56.540 Muslim mayor directing
02:38:58.360 all of his city resources
02:38:59.840 to confront racism by giving it to
02:39:02.360 black and brown people
02:39:03.400 so
02:39:05.000 that happened in my lifetime
02:39:07.340 that happened within
02:39:09.180 25 years
02:39:10.940 that's not very long
02:39:13.060 that's you know if you're 20 now you'll be 45 like that's not very long it's a good piece of
02:39:20.740 your life good quarter of it but it goes faster than you think it's it's not like oh well it took
02:39:26.840 700 years it was just the passage of time no this was this is a radical change very fast
02:39:32.040 unprecedentedly fast in fact in history nothing like this has ever happened in canada right now
02:39:36.520 is changing demographically faster than any country ever has in history in any history
02:39:42.220 anywhere outside of being conquered
02:39:44.400 in a war by Genghis Khan.
02:39:45.900 That's a fact.
02:39:48.000 The only way that the core demographics
02:39:50.860 of a country have ever changed
02:39:52.640 faster than Canada's is changing right now
02:39:54.780 is because Genghis Khan conquered them
02:39:57.580 and then killed nearly everyone
02:40:00.400 or enslaved all the women
02:40:01.520 and kept them as like breeding material.
02:40:05.120 That's the only way we could be getting wiped out faster
02:40:09.780 as if Genghis Khan was in charge.
02:40:12.220 that took a few decades not 2 000 years
02:40:19.280 a couple decades like somebody's life's work like 20 30 40 50 years
02:40:27.240 somebody started working on something 40 50 years later
02:40:32.320 and they had say like international global influence and power
02:40:39.540 and had this uncanny ability to remain unaccountable to the law,
02:40:44.760 to investigation, to persecution, to prosecution,
02:40:47.460 despite public accusations, public evidence,
02:40:54.540 people pointing, confirming, but yet still always seems to,
02:41:03.200 I think they got a cheat code or something,
02:41:05.420 almost like something corrupt might be going on.
02:41:07.160 and they set about let's just destroy these people
02:41:10.960 how much do you think could happen in 40 or 50 years
02:41:14.420 saying that the pattern of all of these radical political decisions
02:41:25.200 through the last few decades yes they're all part of the same
02:41:28.160 look at it
02:41:28.780 you can follow the yellow brick road all the way home
02:41:33.560 one leads to the next to the next to the next to the next
02:41:36.760 it's a project
02:41:38.540 it's what a man does in the end
02:41:43.460 he intended to do all alone
02:41:44.600 how are we doing
02:41:45.840 if you're wondering
02:41:49.640 did they intend for Canada
02:41:51.940 Australia, England, America
02:41:54.220 did they intend
02:41:55.340 for it to become like this
02:41:58.060 yes
02:41:59.640 no one accidentally
02:42:05.300 enforces an agenda or a project for 60 years whoops
02:42:13.140 look at the greater israel project
02:42:19.080 whoops that's just accidentally has been going on for 60 70 80 years 100 years
02:42:27.180 this is how things are done they're not we live in the day-to-day right now monday to friday
02:42:37.600 what are we doing this summer like that's it they're living in like we can do this and in
02:42:43.780 20 30 years then we can do that and then we can grab this and these are big huge move it's
02:42:49.040 monumental it's like the gears of the earth turn and things change forever that doesn't happen
02:42:53.220 overnight if you're going to make an enormous change it's going to take an enormous effort
02:42:59.520 time resources like but it's getting them and they're getting results and we're living in
02:43:06.060 the results right now who's having fun who's pumped to leave this for their children
02:43:23.220 because they didn't deserve any of this.
02:43:32.700 They don't even fundamentally understand us as people
02:43:35.300 because their enemies aren't even really people.
02:43:41.220 But we know where this is going.
02:43:43.040 We know how bad this is now,
02:43:45.120 despite us having nothing to do with it.
02:43:47.040 We walked into this.
02:43:47.980 I walked into this and started getting knifed and attacked
02:43:51.060 and hit over the head from all, you know,
02:43:53.220 What did I do?
02:43:54.320 Why the fuck?
02:43:55.320 Oh, you're a privileged white male war veteran
02:43:57.820 and a colonial fucking, like, whoa.
02:44:01.400 Right?
02:44:02.460 And behind me and behind a lot of it are kids
02:44:05.960 who in 20 years will be grown men
02:44:11.100 and what are they going to be walking into?
02:44:15.080 Maybe not metaphorical knives and bricks
02:44:18.100 and slings and arrows, but real ones.
02:44:23.220 Maybe.
02:44:30.800 And all you can think to do is to villainize us while we
02:44:33.800 work to try to salvage some sort of dignified
02:44:40.560 piece of reality for our own children's sake.
02:44:48.500 So we don't feel like we've abdicated our responsibilities as
02:44:51.620 mothers and fathers and adult humans with souls.
02:44:58.900 We'd love to sit around and play sports ball all day,
02:45:03.040 but unfortunately, a lot of us are very concerned.
02:45:09.060 And stuff like this doesn't help
02:45:10.820 because that was never going to happen, bro.
02:45:13.800 This was never going to happen, bro, but look, there it is.
02:45:17.880 That's just the latest example.
02:45:19.340 This is going on everywhere all the time.
02:45:21.620 And in Ireland, I said the protesters, nobody knows what's going on over there.
02:45:25.440 They're basically locked down the internet.
02:45:26.840 Well, it's getting worse.
02:45:27.480 Now the army's involved.
02:45:30.400 The protesters are pulling a convoy and they're blocking.
02:45:33.080 Guess what?
02:45:33.560 Ireland is an island.
02:45:37.640 And as a tiny, small island that it is, cannot produce most of the things that it has,
02:45:45.580 it's going to need to import a lot of its goods from other countries.
02:45:49.500 You think it has a lot of computer factories, car factories,
02:45:52.960 micro-ship processing plant, you know, energy industry.
02:45:56.620 Like, do they have a lot of oil?
02:45:57.840 You know what I mean?
02:45:58.480 A lot of stuff has to come in.
02:45:59.820 So protesters are just saying, no, we're just going to pull the old convoy trick
02:46:05.800 and just block everything.
02:46:08.120 But Ireland is sending the military now because tractors and trucks, right?
02:46:14.400 Hong Kong, Godspeed, gentlemen.
02:46:15.760 uh snarling a key limerick port and cork oil refinery are top priorities for army removal
02:46:21.900 crews central dublin and key motorways have been blocked this tuesday so this is the beginning of
02:46:25.500 the civil war um these these people are blocking these things because they know it's going to hurt
02:46:33.360 the government they're going to it's forcing a confrontation if they're not pro they're not
02:46:38.360 blocking access to an abortion clinic they're blocking the fucking oil refinery at a time like
02:46:44.560 this so now comes the army now we're gonna have a standoff isn't that great that'll never happen
02:46:53.340 bro well yeah it is and the army's coming to remove our army luckily said no they wouldn't
02:46:59.200 do it but that's because we don't we don't have anyone to do it and everyone was quite busy
02:47:02.840 uh overseas helping people die in ukraine for no reason
02:47:07.640 millions dead how many how many ukrainians did we kill guys three million
02:47:14.560 that is a like
02:47:20.300 but they're white though right they're white people so fuck them right
02:47:26.640 fuck them it's only three million in some now we have to sit here and listen about
02:47:36.200 patent pending trademark incorporated the holocaust every minute of every day all the time
02:47:42.200 oh wow this is three million fucking people
02:47:47.500 if i told you when this war and i did i said this is going to kill millions of people
02:47:57.060 and then people said oh this isn't worldwide people i argue these things fucking with me
02:48:02.620 like they know anything oh this isn't world war ii they're not going to kill millions of people
02:48:06.620 yeah what's the death toll it's like four million now maybe more it's three million some casualties
02:48:12.420 in ukraine and the russians probably lost 250 000 a lot of civilians dead on the one the border
02:48:17.260 really both sides like yeah it's could have been a lot worse too oh well let's not talk about it
02:48:22.880 we love them so much we bring the refugee women over here so they can get knifed in the neck on
02:48:28.580 a bus by some random savage uh who's apparently not fit to stand trial so he's it's not his fault
02:48:35.360 so he's gonna they're gonna let him go basically he's not gonna be punished because he's just
02:48:39.400 he's just a dumb animal so i mean how can you be how can you be hurt on him you know
02:48:45.480 this all started to go south when when the guy shot harambe that gorilla and then uh the the
02:48:56.780 racial protesters started freaking out saying it was white supremacy because the guy's he shot the
02:49:00.980 gorilla because it was like in
02:49:02.740 it was in contact with a human child who had fallen
02:49:04.980 and gotten into the pen and all the gorilla
02:49:07.080 has to do is and the kid is dead
02:49:09.120 instantly that thing
02:49:11.020 is immensely like you don't take any chance
02:49:13.080 that guy should have been given a medal
02:49:14.620 for being that quick
02:49:17.120 and that accurate under pressure under
02:49:19.020 you know just saw it knew immediately what to do
02:49:21.020 and didn't ask any questions just went nope
02:49:22.780 ba bang and dummied that fucking gorilla
02:49:24.920 I'd be like fucking
02:49:26.960 let's go
02:49:27.840 oh poor gorilla yeah we should have just let him probably kill the child
02:49:37.120 there's a very high probability that could have happened we should have did that that was a whole
02:49:41.500 thing again the the levels of the descent into absurdity over the years has just been
02:49:45.820 it's like we've been falling down stairs you guys ever fall down stairs or like a hill or
02:49:50.700 something in your dream and it just goes on or it's like a family guy episode it just goes on
02:49:55.520 and on and on and on and on like how much further down can we get we can get wwiq2 ipps2 plus ussr
02:50:03.280 cia alphabet agency blah blah q2 plus people and we can get the president you have a terrible
02:50:09.720 podcast and nobody likes you and i'm the president and i like that's how fucking bad it can get and
02:50:15.100 we're still tumbling down the stairs we're not even done we're not even done a lot of ireland's
02:50:19.580 be like well i irish minister for justice with his fucking gay purple tie gay dumb look at him
02:50:29.680 oh that's the worst haircut why do they all look like shit they're all shitheads that look like
02:50:37.440 shit what kind of picture is that um excuse me excuse me i believe you've eaten my danish
02:50:44.440 my eyes are quite close together
02:50:46.500 he's Irish
02:50:48.080 no no he's not he probably yeah I'm giving him a shitty ass
02:50:50.460 British accent to insult him even more
02:50:52.600 you sell out fuck
02:50:54.040 you know what the Irish people did
02:50:56.380 was fight the British forever
02:50:58.580 in a ruthless bloody
02:51:00.460 civil war type fucking massacre
02:51:02.420 they did that
02:51:03.480 so this fucking guy
02:51:05.920 could say now listen
02:51:08.480 you could have a bunch of Africans
02:51:10.820 replace you in your own
02:51:12.660 fucking oh okay buddy
02:51:14.320 okay well good luck in the civil war against the irish patriots i think it's very obvious where
02:51:20.260 this is going grassroots and apparently leaderless protests who are coordinating their actions on
02:51:26.800 social media platforms yeah it's the convoy say they'll keep snarling key roads until the
02:51:31.220 government agrees to increase existing emergency tax cuts on petrol diesel oh is that the only
02:51:35.580 reason they're just doing this because gas prices are high uh there's a lot going on over there
02:51:40.400 though and what's shin fein what are they doing blah blah blah politics blah blah blah that place
02:51:47.880 is gonna blow up here it is get ready to see this this is in ireland just send it in the uh send it
02:51:56.680 in the armored fucking infantry i guess send the light send the mechanized infantry in to deal with
02:52:03.160 those protesters philip philip send in the mechanized infantry send send those pesky
02:52:09.440 send the military what's the military for guys the military is for killing a shitload of fucking
02:52:16.340 people if you need like 10 000 people just fucking murdered the military does that that's what they're
02:52:22.320 for they're for fighting other big groups of people and just killing them all killing everybody
02:52:28.100 machine guns grenade launchers landmines artillery guns fucking satellites with laser designators
02:52:34.240 that bring in fucking laser-guided bombs
02:52:37.060 from near-space altitude.
02:52:39.260 C-130 flying massive fortress gunships
02:52:42.580 that have artillery guns in them, in the sky,
02:52:45.940 just punching your fucking dick in from fucking...
02:52:48.840 Oh, they're coming to deal with the protest.
02:52:54.720 Oh, what do you think?
02:53:00.960 There was a tweet earlier that made me think of this.
02:53:03.260 the united states is uh getting ready for the draft turns out
02:53:09.980 where is that at yeah here it is automatic registration for u.s military draft to begin
02:53:16.660 in december here we go here we go i saw somebody last time because i was talking about this like
02:53:20.820 they're doing it like you're not drafting people yet they're just getting ready for the draft like
02:53:24.380 oh okay i said like um oh i'm just i'm just building a boat because i love to build a boat
02:53:34.800 i love to build boat i am never gonna sail it or it's never gonna go in the water that's stupid
02:53:40.140 why would that happen you're crazy to say that i would put this boat in the water and sail it
02:53:46.300 i'm just building it you idiot i'm just i'm just enabling all the things i need to draft a bunch
02:53:54.180 of people for a mega war i'm not doing it i'm just getting ready to do the thing i'm not gonna do
02:53:59.880 idiot like i fucking don't don't you just don't you just want to crush those people
02:54:05.580 like just connect with like the perfect knuckle right into the fucking
02:54:10.460 right on the jaw hinge and just feel it separate and just
02:54:14.480 you fucking idiot i'm just i'm just doing all the things you do before a giant mega war for jews
02:54:22.060 i'm not actually gonna oh you know just the perfect follow through the perfect everything
02:54:27.440 just corkscrewed that right out of the fucking
02:54:30.040 like base you know like the anthony joshua ko of jake paul like that clean that just
02:54:37.460 just a howitzer to the mouth and that's it
02:54:39.920 that's those people vote and they're you know here's what i think mr speaker sometimes they
02:54:48.480 run for parliament just because yeah there was never going to be a lockdown there was never
02:54:54.560 going to be a vaccine i heard it all you're always right you're a fucking retard though
02:54:58.640 you're all you're not you're always wrong you've always been wrong and it's amazing
02:55:01.780 that you just keep going oh and 506 and you're just i'm gonna tell you you've never been right
02:55:11.940 about anything who are you telling anything go watch your stories go stay on facebook just stay
02:55:20.360 on facebook the most heavily curated adult daycare space in existence where everything on everything
02:55:28.180 on there is nonsense every nothing on there is worth anyone's time it's a it's garbage it's
02:55:34.240 complete slop i just advertise on there and and unfortunately have to see things and go mother
02:55:39.620 are a fuck unbelievable levels of stupidity on there it's it's the dumpster of the internet it's
02:55:49.080 like it's the it's like oh it's like when like the free dating apps first hit and it was just
02:55:59.080 or maybe now i don't know maybe worse now
02:56:05.440 i don't envy anyone there's it's a cesspool out there you know
02:56:12.320 it's like wading through waist-high garbage in a river in india to look for somebody you're like
02:56:17.840 oh my god you know good luck i'm glad i'm not doing it i'm never getting in that muck
02:56:25.320 never never ever we're just we're not doing a draft we're just getting ready to do a draft
02:56:32.040 that we're not going to do.
02:56:33.480 Okay, idiot.
02:56:36.600 Now Trump's spurringing online.
02:56:38.180 That's not what we said we were going to do.
02:56:42.540 The Ayatollah.
02:56:43.960 Get it?
02:56:44.780 Toll, you have to pay the toll.
02:56:48.220 You must pay the Ayatollah toll.
02:56:50.260 They're like charging ships in Bitcoin
02:56:52.280 to go through the channel.
02:56:54.880 I don't know.
02:56:56.500 It's not going to hold.
02:56:57.280 This is a shit show.
02:56:58.140 it would be very dumb also for iran to agree to anything it would be very stupid of them to do
02:57:06.100 that i think and he just keeps uh saying these things to manipulate headlines to get the fucking
02:57:14.300 markets up like he's just desperate it's terrible and now oh you better not or you're better or what
02:57:20.200 you're gonna go back to doing what you're already doing when you demanded the ceasefire because you
02:57:23.640 couldn't hit fucking handle it anymore shut up so you know
02:57:27.660 i i ran wants this to continue i think
02:57:33.940 because they're gonna win anyway and get everything they want they trump said they had a deal and then
02:57:42.080 iran said yeah they surrendered and here's all the things they agreed to they didn't have to say
02:57:45.340 that and humiliate him but they did and so now we're back at it because the terms were not good
02:57:52.620 The terms were reparations for Iran, withdrawal of U.S. forces from the region, allowing Iran to continue its nuclear program, like everything they wanted.
02:58:03.780 Total humiliation for the Americans.
02:58:07.040 And it sounded like Trump was ready to cave and say, fine, you win.
02:58:12.180 No, not so fast.
02:58:14.200 And then every time there almost is a resolution, Israel starts blowing stuff up and killing people, which reignites the fighting.
02:58:19.880 So, like, I don't think this is going to be allowed to stop, but, you know, we'll see.
02:58:25.500 If it does, I would expect a few months of a ceasefire at most.
02:58:29.780 This has gone way too far to come back now.
02:58:32.920 I wouldn't trust anything.
02:58:35.620 They've broken every ceasefire they've ever done, by the way.
02:58:37.920 The Israelis have broken every single one they've ever had anything to do with.
02:58:41.680 So, you know, as long as America is fighting in the name of Israel, which is exactly what's happening...
02:58:49.880 You know, there's no way in the world Iran can deal with them,
02:58:53.580 and I don't think they mean to.
02:58:55.460 I think this is all a game.
02:58:58.160 They also, just to put it in perspective, because it's like,
02:59:01.280 oh, I don't know, I think it's great now.
02:59:02.560 Everything's doing really good.
02:59:03.740 They open it up, and they're letting people go through.
02:59:06.940 It's all going to be packed adorable.
02:59:08.600 It's all going to be.
02:59:09.200 Well, here's today.
02:59:10.680 If you look at the chart here, here's the average traffic,
02:59:13.640 historical crossings.
02:59:14.620 This is about 135, 140 a day.
02:59:18.040 140 a day is kind of ebb and flow.
02:59:19.880 standard of the shipping going in and out of there and then the war starts and now it's down to about
02:59:25.280 six average of about four to six per day today as as it's ceasefire we've over three went through
02:59:33.980 today and all this last week was 10 11 during the heaviest amounts of bombing and fighting
02:59:38.900 but a tiny fraction of what the actual shipping is so nothing has changed this is the critical
02:59:45.200 point. This is what the air hose I'm telling
02:59:47.120 you about that's strangling the Americans to death.
02:59:49.440 It's this. This is their...
02:59:51.180 This is alive here? This
02:59:53.160 is not alive. Oh, no air.
02:59:55.180 This is lots of air.
02:59:57.760 Nice day out there. This
02:59:59.120 is no air.
03:00:01.700 This is being choked to death.
03:00:03.800 Choked to death by coked out
03:00:05.120 Billy Bob Thornton in a hotel. Like, that's what this is.
03:00:07.380 This is not...
03:00:10.180 And as of today,
03:00:11.460 no improvement, so...
03:00:15.200 I don't know. The Iranians are crafty and they're smart.
03:00:17.380 I wouldn't be surprised. They know it's bullshit.
03:00:19.120 They'll be like, oh yeah, sure, we'll do your ceasefire and we're going to take full
03:00:21.200 advantage of it and fuck you over and lie.
03:00:22.940 This is to the death. This is already...
03:00:27.200 We'll see.
03:00:30.460 I'm just glad
03:00:31.080 Trump told everybody how he really feels.
03:00:33.140 He's not out of his mind at all.
03:00:40.220 Oh man, I wish I could
03:00:41.260 sort out this chat.
03:00:45.200 Justice for Fathers says BDR is a pretty...
03:00:48.940 What?
03:00:54.340 Tomahawk says...
03:00:56.260 Hitler was an Austrian who took over Germany.
03:00:58.980 Will you please be the Canadian who takes over America?
03:01:02.620 Look, that's a scary place down there.
03:01:04.440 You guys got a lot of fucking...
03:01:06.660 I don't know.
03:01:07.680 You got some heavy hitters down there.
03:01:09.200 That's a big boy playpen down there.
03:01:11.040 Canada is a circus of, you know...
03:01:15.200 nerds and like weird reject drama school people and and just feminist retard like they're all
03:01:23.180 everyone's just get letting them everyone's just letting them live this fantasy world
03:01:27.380 i'm not saying the pronouns i'm not gonna bloody say it like that's where it started and it just
03:01:40.080 no now you have to believe full-on crazy delusions about fake genocides it didn't happen
03:01:44.460 that's why we're paying all this money by the way we have to it was a ploy um this came up years ago
03:01:50.100 it's part of the un drip thing i think um but the plan was because you need to destroy the middle
03:01:55.340 classes and the the native populations of these countries not the indigenous people like the
03:01:59.580 canadian people the american people the british people the australian you got to destroy them
03:02:02.860 you got to ruin them you got to bankrupt them you got to take away their ability to provide for
03:02:06.360 themselves and take it they can't have this freedom of the middle class to make their own
03:02:10.180 decisions and work together because they can just fuck us anytime they want so that's got to be
03:02:13.240 taken away so we need to bankrupt them so we're taking all that what do we do with it well we
03:02:17.340 gotta we give it to you know people who are going to treat them horribly we're going to treat them
03:02:21.100 to uh racial strangers ethnic strangers foreign nationals we're just going to take all the money
03:02:25.660 create reasons to give it in canada it's like oh genocide natives and stuff so all of your money
03:02:30.420 has to go to them now and we're going to feed them stories about how all you did was genocide
03:02:34.200 and murder them while we give them all your money and we're going to give it to indian people and
03:02:38.340 african people and muslim people and all these people and again remember white man bad very very
03:02:43.240 bad very bad while giving them all your money and uh and your jobs and all and you'll see where this
03:02:48.900 goes and you'll still just the police start changing into them and the politicians and
03:02:52.820 everybody starts and next thing you know it's not your country anymore it's theirs and you're just
03:02:56.860 in the way and maybe they just start killing everybody uh historically that is what happens
03:03:00.680 historically once they reach a certain level of um majority status they just start killing
03:03:05.480 killing us and killing everybody um that's why that's why there's tens of thousands of people
03:03:10.700 fleeing south africa and that's why rhodesia doesn't exist and that's why europe looks the
03:03:14.820 way that it is with all the murdering and killing and raping and destruction it wasn't like that you
03:03:18.620 put the third world in there now it's like that and everybody knew that's what would happen
03:03:22.600 that's why you did it these are the results what you intended all along on full display
03:03:29.100 why the climate agenda oh we gotta say it's not about saving the climate it's about ruining you
03:03:36.020 it's about de-industrializing your society you know why we were rich you know why we had
03:03:39.800 all these amazing things and power and technology and other because of our industry because of the
03:03:44.600 our work and it's take it's all gone now because it's not very green for the planet so we got rid
03:03:49.480 of the oil industry we got rid of our production our industrial capacity we can't even rebuild any
03:03:54.180 of this shit it's all gone and uh they took all that money sold everything off gave it to
03:03:58.720 themselves and again turned around gave it to other countries gave it to ukraine gave it to
03:04:02.640 china gave it away everything's being stripped it's on purpose every method available to make
03:04:08.340 to ruin you the canadian person the american person wherever you are the australian whatever
03:04:13.540 can be done to make it more likely that you're going to be destroyed is being done and pursued
03:04:18.420 rapidly, aggressively, right now,
03:04:20.900 every day, all the time.
03:04:23.780 Everybody can see it.
03:04:27.500 Not a lot of runway left
03:04:28.760 before, you know, this just
03:04:30.720 comes apart.
03:04:32.680 And, you know, money and food
03:04:34.640 and all that being the key thing, that's where people
03:04:36.660 start to get nervous. Instincts
03:04:38.640 are going to kick in then.
03:04:40.580 As long as they can still feed themselves and house
03:04:42.560 themselves and have a reasonable amount of entertainment
03:04:44.760 and bullshit, like, they'll be fine.
03:04:47.020 But
03:04:47.200 But the pain of doing nothing, again,
03:04:50.840 is going to be overwhelmingly worse
03:04:53.500 than the pain of doing anything
03:04:54.700 because this will just become unbearable.
03:04:55.980 There'll be no distractions in the world
03:04:57.260 that'll be good enough.
03:04:58.560 There'll be no video games or porn robots
03:05:00.480 or sex fucking machines or drugs or anything.
03:05:02.780 There'll be nothing good enough
03:05:04.040 to distract you long enough
03:05:07.440 from how wrong all of this is.
03:05:12.020 And that's what they're betting on.
03:05:13.060 They're betting on, yeah, we can.
03:05:15.320 We can keep you distracted and...
03:05:17.200 ignoring it forever.
03:05:19.260 Because nothing's ever happened so far,
03:05:21.240 so nothing ever will.
03:05:23.760 Right?
03:05:25.140 Like other things that only happened
03:05:26.800 a couple times in history ever.
03:05:29.220 They rarely ever happen,
03:05:30.980 so they never will happen ever again.
03:05:33.620 Right?
03:05:38.140 In those moments and times when people,
03:05:40.760 crazy turns of events,
03:05:42.720 miraculous, unprecedented,
03:05:44.440 this never happens.
03:05:45.420 but sometimes they do
03:05:47.740 so if they can well then why not try
03:05:52.540 just start living in that situation let's start living in that scenario that start expecting that
03:06:00.640 to happen start expecting it don't wish and hope and like no that's what is going to happen
03:06:07.180 because of what's look you know looking at everybody right in the face
03:06:15.420 it's better for them if everyone just stays paralyzed and dumb
03:06:18.780 and just
03:06:19.100 that's fine
03:06:22.100 if you can
03:06:24.560 step out of the bullshit
03:06:26.760 and see it for what it is
03:06:27.900 it feels like they're just going for it
03:06:36.720 there's empty in the drawers and everybody's pockets
03:06:38.540 and just get everything while you can
03:06:40.740 because there's not much juice left in this grift
03:06:42.980 and they know it
03:06:44.200 and uh hey that was that's always that's been said lots of times over the years that if it ever got
03:06:50.580 bad enough that they'll just do world war three they've done it before the people that you know
03:06:56.960 manage and pull the strings around here in the world i mentioned earlier like we're kind of in
03:07:01.420 the shadow of the u.s and who runs the u.s not the american people that's a problem um these people
03:07:07.000 have done this before both of the other world wars were more or less engineered and
03:07:14.200 how could that be?
03:07:17.280 It's not that complicated.
03:07:20.220 It's just a different version on a bigger scale
03:07:22.640 of something you've probably already seen
03:07:24.380 or witnessed in your own life,
03:07:25.740 because people are people.
03:07:27.260 You ever seen somebody pick a fight
03:07:28.440 with somebody else on purpose?
03:07:30.980 Or say something about somebody
03:07:32.500 or tell somebody something,
03:07:33.560 knowing that they're going to go
03:07:34.720 and cause a problem with someone else?
03:07:37.400 You ever seen that happen?
03:07:38.580 I've seen, of course we have.
03:07:41.200 That's how.
03:07:42.400 When you have that level of influence
03:07:44.020 and power and money, and you can own people,
03:07:46.040 buy people, blackmail people. You can make all kinds
03:07:47.960 of shit happen. You can go, hey, start printing this in your newspapers.
03:07:49.980 You start saying this on TV.
03:07:52.280 And you know how these people are going to react.
03:07:54.100 That's what you wanted to have happen. And then you just
03:07:55.800 can fucking start pressing the gas, fan in the fire.
03:07:58.000 Maybe go to the other side, help them
03:07:59.920 out, give them some shit to throw
03:08:01.800 in the other direction. It just escalates.
03:08:07.040 And everybody in the
03:08:08.040 news and on TV saying, we have to stand
03:08:10.000 up to Iran! All have a strange
03:08:11.900 passport that, uh,
03:08:14.020 It's not a maple leaf that's on that thing.
03:08:17.420 That's not a star on the American flag, you know?
03:08:22.560 That's who's all like, yeah, fight, fight, fight, everybody, everybody fight.
03:08:26.100 Okay.
03:08:31.800 Suspicious.
03:08:37.640 But if Canada gets loose, we'll just have, like,
03:08:40.100 an underground railroad for Americans to escape.
03:08:42.080 up here
03:08:44.240 and then we'll slowly start
03:08:49.880 we'll just gaslight
03:08:52.140 this is what we'll do, this is my plan
03:08:54.280 and I think it will work, but I learned it from the Jews
03:08:56.700 so this is why I think it's probably going to work
03:09:00.060 it'll probably take
03:09:02.200 like maybe a hundred years
03:09:04.400 if you guys want
03:09:05.820 I'll lay this out for you right now
03:09:07.780 but you're just you're gonna pull i'm gonna call this operation rug pull
03:09:18.660 you guys are gonna be like reverse mexicans and jump the border into canada
03:09:27.780 now once you've arrived in canada you will need to help reinforce and bolster the native canadian
03:09:35.460 population against the outside forces working to subvert and destroy it in return for this shelter
03:09:46.660 cooperation and camaraderie once the situation has been stabilized using the
03:09:54.820 leftover free american manpower we will begin to slowly adjust the border on the map
03:10:00.900 Michigan no now it's here no now it's here and every time that they complain
03:10:10.080 and say Canada is moving the border that's when we're gonna pull out our
03:10:17.520 version of Benjamin Netanyahu we're gonna pull out Rick Mercer and he's
03:10:21.300 gonna have a map of Canada's chosen land promised territory and he's gonna say
03:10:25.700 this has been the map of Canada since 1967 everyone knows that it's always
03:10:30.360 looked like that look and we'll have already replaced all the world almanacs all of the
03:10:35.800 wikipedia everything when they everyone go that's not true when they google it it's gonna be true
03:10:41.560 because ai will have helped us do it because elon has multiple passports and one of them's ours
03:10:49.320 and i know nobody trusts elon nobody no none of us do but we know his weakness crazy hot
03:10:56.920 chicks and we got lots of those and we lured him in and we got him on videotape he didn't really
03:11:01.880 care but we just said it and tied him up like he's capped he's captured he's a captive
03:11:11.480 we let him play video games all day he's actually perfectly happy
03:11:14.520 he doesn't miss it at all he says anyway we're just gonna gaslight and uh
03:11:20.840 40 50 years of that you'll have more than half of the continental us
03:11:23.560 and then you can just knock the rest of them over.
03:11:31.240 They'll make memes.
03:11:32.280 They'll make memes about, like, Canada eating America
03:11:34.140 and you'll just be like, that never happened.
03:11:38.500 Pennsylvania was always fucking Canadian, man.
03:11:41.080 What are you fucking talking about, man?
03:11:43.500 Fucking Pittsburgh's as Canadian as Calgary, buddy.
03:11:47.220 Fucking Sidney Crosby, man.
03:11:48.840 Are you fucking high?
03:11:50.900 You're fucking high, man?
03:11:52.040 wait till all the americans figure out how many of like famous people in america are canadian
03:11:56.180 you know ryan reynolds is ours too right the guy that everyone looks up to is like the proto-american
03:12:02.580 fucking white guy perfect dude the fucking what's his name he's in all the fucking memes
03:12:06.720 handsome fella with the hair i don't remember he was ken in the fucking movie yeah he's ours also
03:12:14.760 ken is ours ken's gay deep cover he's a deep cover doing ken stuff you wouldn't understand
03:12:22.040 i'm just saying don't fight them there they expect you to just slip around behind them
03:12:27.860 and they'll be like they're gone we win the americans are good and by the time they turn
03:12:31.660 around the border is like you know in south dakota they're like wait a minute you're like
03:12:35.760 no it was always like this man
03:12:37.120 fucking dion fanuff and chris pronger are there for some reason like yeah it's fucking always
03:12:45.240 been like this man oh okay we'll just gaslight them just lie repeatedly and then when the rest
03:12:52.660 of the world condemns you you just stand at the un and you go six million canadians died in the
03:13:01.400 maid chambers before anybody said anything six million canadians were mated to death
03:13:07.620 before anybody said anything
03:13:10.500 i don't want to hear it you know what in fact i'm going to make a slideshow i'm going to make a
03:13:19.040 slideshow and i'm going to make it in black and white and i'm going to have steven spielberg come
03:13:25.160 up here and explain to you what happened while you all sat there and the world said nothing
03:13:32.000 six million maid cases
03:13:37.680 so if we want to gaslight and take over america by lying and bullying using old hockey player
03:13:47.980 enforcers we're going to anybody who doesn't like that well i'm going to play this song and black
03:13:54.640 and white music's going to appear and women are going to cry and a little kid's going to go why
03:13:59.500 mister why and then you're going to go to jail for the rest of your life for anti-maple speech
03:14:05.880 don't fight it
03:14:11.640 right on the screen here we have a live look of uh beirut this is the latest this is the last
03:14:19.140 the war is still going on by the way i just want to do that and of course um attacks have
03:14:23.400 continued there yesterday was the deadliest day in attacks that we've seen in the latest
03:14:27.520 ceasefire israel hezbollah uh war you're one of the few jewish members of congress
03:14:32.960 staunch supporter of israel one of the few oh bless his heart it's right to defend itself of
03:14:39.320 course of course their continued deadly strikes on lebanon and do you support the mass murdering
03:14:44.880 random civilians just blowing up beirut and flattening neighborhoods do you like it when
03:14:50.300 jews just mass murder people and say they're allowed to because a book said so that they made
03:14:55.600 up with a fake language and all that like do you do you think that's okay what do you think
03:14:59.940 random congressman bloodthirsty maniac pedophile enabling psycho facts that we've seen in the
03:15:05.060 latest what do you think hezbollah uh war you're one of the few jewish members of congress staunch
03:15:10.420 supporter of israel it's right to defend itself of course do you support their continued deadly
03:15:15.080 strikes on lebanon and their argument that the ceasefire doesn't apply there and do you think
03:15:20.040 it risks a fracture with the white house during this war there's a lot of questions there the
03:15:25.300 key question is does it risk a fracture with the white house i would say no the president has been
03:15:29.340 very clear the ceasefire with iran did not include hezbollah so so no i don't think it fractures that
03:15:36.100 at all but israel is not attacking lebanon israel is attacking hezbollah to deal with hezbollah to
03:15:43.920 control them and to stop them from firing rockets at israel which by the way includes 700 000
03:15:51.020 americans lebanon has failed to do that hezbollah has failed to disarm and so israel is doing what
03:15:56.880 necessary to not only protect israelis but the americans who live there looking ahead
03:16:01.680 it's true what he says you know once you start to notice and see it
03:16:06.720 what a thing to say see that that right there that's a very jewish thing to say
03:16:13.560 what we're not attacking lebanon we're attacking hezbollah we're not killing canadians we're
03:16:20.700 killing the second battalion of the royal canadian regiment oh oh you're just killing
03:16:26.340 lebanese people in lebanon but they're not you're not killing
03:16:31.260 you're not bombing the lebanese people you're just killing lebanese people in lebanon
03:16:37.320 who you know have a have a bunch of matching shirts
03:16:41.740 exactly oh okay well case dismissed then your honor we played some semantics and you know
03:16:50.220 confused everyone and made everyone, you know,
03:16:52.380 head hurt, and then we all went away and
03:16:54.120 nobody did anything. This is another
03:16:56.380 story I just wanted to point out because we love
03:16:58.280 the glyphosate in Canada. The companies
03:17:00.480 here use it and poison everybody with it, and
03:17:02.320 it's horrible. It's one of the worst.
03:17:04.560 Like, this is made to kill people, basically.
03:17:06.520 It's so bad, and
03:17:08.120 this was a couple of months ago
03:17:10.160 in February. Israel
03:17:12.440 was spraying glyphosate on
03:17:14.360 their crops on purpose
03:17:15.660 to sabotage them.
03:17:18.540 That's how bad it is.
03:17:20.220 it's like let's dump this poison on them and in canada like no it's good for you it's good for
03:17:24.220 the crops eat fucking eat glyphosate crops it's fine so you know all kinds of war israeli like
03:17:34.220 it they'll poison your food they'll shoot your kids they'll just do whatever they'll spray cancer
03:17:39.300 causing chemicals on all your food your crop your your animals they'll fucking do whatever
03:17:43.240 they'll shoot your mother they don't care
03:17:45.880 yeah i gotta i'm gonna check the chat one more time before i take one more
03:17:56.420 one more drive by over canada i gotta get out of here
03:18:00.540 gotta get out of here
03:18:04.640 what is this thing flood says much love from down south thanks man
03:18:10.880 we'll let we'll let that one live
03:18:14.520 i don't know i mean you know everybody's partial to their own team and their own people and shit
03:18:23.720 right it's like you know canada's not super pound for pound though people like we punch pretty high
03:18:29.780 above our weight i will say that and it's too bad there wasn't a hundred million of us if we
03:18:34.120 had 200 million 200 300 million canadians you have any fucking idea we would be running the world
03:18:38.260 of course how many ryan goslings is that that's who it was ryan gosling how many ken dolls
03:18:46.400 would that be we produce all these guys with like nothing there's less people in canada than like
03:18:52.720 all of california and yet somehow just dominating your he's not the jews you're gonna be worried
03:18:57.600 about canada's the one that's taking over all your fucking institutions
03:19:00.080 now we're too we'd only we'd only do that if we thought it was revenge
03:19:12.640 like we're we're really we're big grudge holders you know if there's a score to settle we'll get
03:19:18.680 it you know so unless unless that happens unless something unspeakable happens but
03:19:23.400 otherwise we'll we'll i'm sure we'll be friends and we'll be fine
03:19:27.980 Dude, I loved working with the Marines.
03:19:29.600 It was so fun.
03:19:31.860 I always wanted to, like, I wish I'd...
03:19:33.620 If I was American, I would have, you know, joined the Marine Corps.
03:19:36.180 It was just...
03:19:37.900 That was the...
03:19:39.680 That was the standard, you know?
03:19:42.820 Canada was all right, though.
03:19:44.520 Our ship was pretty good.
03:19:45.840 Used to be.
03:19:48.200 But, again, pound for pound, our guys were as good as anybody else's.
03:19:50.580 And especially our top-level, like, special operations guys.
03:19:54.020 It's not just me saying shit.
03:19:56.040 That's...
03:19:56.980 they're as good as anybody else's in the world um like of the you know big boy clubs like delta
03:20:05.480 and the sas and everything that's it's not easy to do as an independent like they didn't give us
03:20:09.880 that we had to develop our own program and create our own top level guy and they're as good as
03:20:17.920 anybody else's we're totally we're capable of anything uh build build me a super duper
03:20:22.880 interceptor uh jet out of nothing with nothing okay canada did that too and then america's like
03:20:28.860 nope not allowed give me that stole the scientists
03:20:31.860 there's nobody here like let's just stretch all the way to the pacific ocean
03:20:39.780 through the mountains through everything we'll do all that with like small communities littered
03:20:44.960 here and there we'll just live here in this fucking weather for like
03:20:50.540 and in World War I
03:20:53.860 we contributed an insane amount like hundreds
03:20:55.920 of thousands of troops and the population of the country
03:20:57.800 was like 7 million people
03:20:58.980 all of like
03:21:02.000 basically every man in Newfoundland was killed
03:21:03.860 almost all of them were killed like
03:21:05.560 every able-bodied young man in Newfoundland was almost
03:21:07.940 wiped out in the First World War
03:21:09.740 in one battle
03:21:11.800 we had the third largest
03:21:15.960 Navy in the world at one point it was mostly
03:21:17.860 smaller shit but like
03:21:20.540 Listen, a shitload of frigates and Corvettes is a problem.
03:21:24.800 I mean, at that time, oh, we don't have any battleships.
03:21:27.160 We used to have an aircraft carrier.
03:21:28.440 We might have two.
03:21:29.780 We had an aircraft carrier, for fuck's sakes.
03:21:32.180 Like, we were, where did it all go?
03:21:37.820 We're still here, so where's our stuff?
03:21:44.060 Like, I can go through these books and see all these pictures
03:21:47.400 and talk to people who were there.
03:21:49.020 Like, a lot of them are still alive.
03:21:50.540 but all the stuff we had and when you look around it's all gone so um you know just if i could ask
03:21:59.480 auto why anything i'd be like where's our where's our fucking stuff man before you go ahead and give
03:22:06.600 yourself that extra pay raise can you just tell me uh where's our stuff let me see what's in your
03:22:14.320 pockets just just turn it just show me your pockets just show me your pockets real quick
03:22:19.180 you can tell me i won't be mad i don't i just want to i just want
03:22:23.640 this is a sam hyde sketch i love that one just show me what's in your pockets
03:22:31.220 i saw you i saw you put something in there i saw you put it he was interesting whatever it was
03:22:35.980 whatever you put in there must have been you know so why not why don't you tell me what it is why
03:22:39.680 Show me what it is.
03:22:41.220 Sugar chicken pie.
03:22:45.240 Creepy.
03:22:45.700 It was pretty good.
03:22:48.480 Anyway, are we all caught up?
03:22:49.880 I don't know.
03:22:50.080 There's so many of these.
03:22:50.740 It's hard.
03:22:51.240 I don't like to scroll.
03:22:53.300 We did invest in trimming bag core.
03:22:55.000 I got that one.
03:22:56.040 We got that one.
03:22:57.460 Oh, there's some more here.
03:22:59.460 Jensen says, it would be cool to meet you.
03:23:01.720 You have met me.
03:23:02.780 Maybe hang out and eat some mushrooms.
03:23:04.340 Didn't we do that?
03:23:04.980 i think i think we're gonna head back out that way soon blah sheep says i tried making an
03:23:13.560 application two seconds sounds but didn't work if you got mine let me in let me in uh if that's
03:23:19.880 how you phrased it i don't know i think people like we're barely protective of like psychopaths
03:23:23.520 and unhinged lunatics like it's like there's a no tolerance policy so if your application
03:23:29.900 was just screaming noises you know like if i walked into the office and i just and i was
03:23:40.220 just listening like what is this this is someone's audio application file this is unacceptable
03:23:46.600 they'd just be like yeah we're probably just gonna pass on that one i'd be like yeah that's
03:23:51.700 totally that's fine that's totally fine um yeah duh what it was just seven minutes of screaming
03:24:00.460 Wow.
03:24:03.120 Was it like AI?
03:24:05.120 No, it was a...
03:24:06.040 You'd stop and take a breath every little bit
03:24:08.280 and just kept...
03:24:10.600 It was really weird.
03:24:12.200 You listen to the whole thing?
03:24:13.080 Every second of it.
03:24:14.060 I listen to every second of it.
03:24:23.080 There's some good stories.
03:24:24.360 There's been some good stories already.
03:24:27.900 It's only been, what are we, a little over a year now.
03:24:30.280 We're having fun.
03:24:32.240 We've got a lot to try and do here in the next few months.
03:24:36.540 Scotian Jones says, I thought Nick Fuentes said the U.S. gave up and the war is over.
03:24:41.320 Well, they did.
03:24:42.520 Trump is trying to give up, it sounds like.
03:24:45.400 Gen Z says, violence therapy against CRJ praises Israel and USA.
03:24:48.900 Okay.
03:24:49.800 He's just trying to make him upset now.
03:24:52.460 Right, that was fun.
03:24:53.300 Are we almost done?
03:24:54.640 Come on.
03:24:56.560 Keep scrolling.
03:24:57.040 Oh.
03:24:57.900 Justin for father says BDR infiltrates
03:25:00.720 to the gay core
03:25:01.660 oh the
03:25:03.480 is he still going
03:25:06.900 my god man
03:25:09.180 it's a good thing my dick
03:25:12.880 is so big because I wouldn't be able to carry all of you
03:25:14.760 fucking people on it otherwise if it were any smaller
03:25:16.720 hey how would all of you
03:25:18.660 ride on my dick like this if it
03:25:20.720 wasn't as huge as it is
03:25:22.160 good thing
03:25:24.420 hey are you comfortable
03:25:26.940 no no no you can stop anytime you want you can get a life anytime i'm sure you can you can put
03:25:37.620 the crack pipe down anytime you want to of any minute now i'm gonna go on a diet yeah you are
03:25:45.060 yeah you are you're gonna soon many minutes
03:25:50.840 hail the queen that's right all right let me uh take one last yeah we're getting late here i want
03:25:58.980 to get out of here so yeah war is uh war is probably not going anywhere meanwhile this
03:26:06.760 place is falling apart we got the mps are crossing for it it should it should be a conversation that
03:26:12.500 people have because it's again what legitimacy does any of this have if people can just switch
03:26:16.680 from one team to the other who are supposed to be so diametrically
03:26:18.880 opposed. They're so... I mean,
03:26:20.400 the reason to have elections is so there's
03:26:22.480 options, but apparently there's not.
03:26:25.180 You know? And those people
03:26:26.660 run the country
03:26:30.700 in this way.
03:26:32.960 So our immigration officers
03:26:34.440 don't have the power,
03:26:36.780 don't have the latitude to
03:26:38.660 probe refugee claims, experts say.
03:26:40.940 Oh, the experts?
03:26:43.440 Well,
03:26:43.880 well,
03:26:46.680 current rules prevent officers from probing the truth of asylum seekers story a person can show
03:26:54.340 up at the border give a written story prepared with ai and the officer is instructed to not
03:26:58.080 ask questions that will verify the credibility of the story even if officers want to question
03:27:03.600 and ask permission to do so they can't immigration lawyer richard curland says so you're not you're
03:27:11.580 literally not allowed to do we don't have border enforcement they're not allowed to they're not
03:27:17.460 allowed to ask questions from the top move voting who are you what are you talking about
03:27:25.440 the people who are using the military to spy on you canadian military members use personal
03:27:33.080 social media to spy on other canadians covet opinions military spied on citizens using their
03:27:38.680 own personal social media accounts to test out new propaganda techniques oh good is that one
03:27:42.680 of them right there nice bracelets retard fucking what kind of haircut is that what are you doing
03:27:53.200 what a what a dweeb look up look you're fat i can tell i can see no muscle in your neck
03:28:00.480 or in your hands your hands are fat and soft you're a fat dumb what are you doing spying on
03:28:07.280 people nice are you logged into all of these laptops at once what do you think this guy's name
03:28:15.740 is i'm a hero he's changing his facebook profile right now to not all heroes have visible wounds
03:28:27.500 not all wounds are visible ptsd awareness month that's what this guy's logging into right now
03:28:33.100 you've got a friend while he's spying on your fucking girlfriend's titty pictures
03:28:38.060 not all wounds are visible ptsd awareness month i had to read the emails of people making
03:28:47.120 decisions about people with what to do with people who were killed in combat you wouldn't
03:28:50.760 understand you wouldn't understand the mental toll the mental toll
03:28:56.220 do you like warcraft i like warcraft do you like my haircut do you like my
03:29:04.540 terrible poor person looking mohawk and my
03:29:07.640 and my support beads on my wrists they're my emotional support beads
03:29:26.220 look at me you're the one working for team pedophile epstein
03:29:30.520 fuck you that's a recent photo
03:29:37.560 you know the military tasked multiple units without giving any prior training
03:29:43.780 in intelligence gathering to aggregate data on fellow canadians regarding their public opinions
03:29:49.800 about the military's domestic response to the pandemic to influence their future decisions
03:29:53.140 cool that's good that's good i mean we knew that right how else is it going hey small businesses
03:30:02.780 are seeing a rise in crime how could canadians respond oh i don't know probably stopped listening
03:30:09.800 to you fucking morons you know everything's been getting worse every decade for my entire life and
03:30:16.520 before all through my parents lives and like it you can kind of pin down when the wings started
03:30:22.560 to come apart and we're just in a full-blown tailspin now how should they respond gee well
03:30:29.000 i don't think you want me to answer that question um shoplifting's incidents involving the five
03:30:36.840 thousand dollars or less rose 14 in 2024 and 66 since 2014 well everybody's poor and nobody can
03:30:43.740 afford things and you're all gouging everybody the landlords the fucking fuel company everybody
03:30:48.360 is taking everything they possibly can so yeah uh i mean you could oh this is written by tammy
03:30:53.640 ibrahim poor by the way that's a typical uh that's ibrahim poor that's quebec that's french i think
03:31:00.280 that's actually that's much that's a montreal name um you know people can't afford anything
03:31:06.140 and they're gonna steal to get by because people can't afford they literally can't afford food
03:31:13.960 yeah that's happened a lot uh there's tons of people like guarding the lines now and like
03:31:20.540 walmarts and they're trying to things are getting chained up now it's getting you know around here
03:31:24.660 it's not because it's because people are broke and can't afford to live and can't afford food
03:31:30.440 all the food banks are going under right you know why well because a lot of people are stealing
03:31:36.360 from the food primarily a lot of migrants are stealing and just eating everything because
03:31:39.600 it's like oh it's free why would i buy food when i can just get that the concept of like
03:31:43.380 not taking advantage of other people
03:31:46.060 does not seem to exist in their minds at all.
03:31:48.020 They just go, oh, look, free food. You're stupid for not
03:31:49.980 taking the free food. No, idiot.
03:31:55.000 You don't belong
03:31:55.920 here. You are not one of us.
03:31:59.820 A lot of people are too afraid
03:32:01.860 to say it, but I'm not too afraid to say it
03:32:03.900 because it's true. You're not one of us and you
03:32:05.920 don't belong here.
03:32:08.200 No one asked for this. No one
03:32:09.860 said, hey, let's bring all of these people
03:32:11.940 that was never we were never consulted nobody ever asked us it was just done and now anyone
03:32:16.980 that has a problem with this very radical unprecedented thing that's happening this
03:32:20.960 has never been done before so don't gaslight people into saying that they're upset about
03:32:25.240 some kind of you know little nothing burger no the country is being fundamentally ripped out
03:32:30.380 of our hands and given away in in the shattered thousands of pieces to many other domestic
03:32:35.080 foreign ethnic groups that are go and are in the process of displacing all of us in our own homes
03:32:40.620 while our resources are siphoned away
03:32:42.680 by you, the treason estate, and given to them
03:32:44.880 we are being set up
03:32:46.620 to be annihilated by you
03:32:48.340 on purpose
03:32:49.040 that's not what you meant to do
03:32:54.380 but
03:32:54.640 it's been what
03:32:57.820 you've been doing
03:33:00.580 this whole time
03:33:02.880 I don't believe you
03:33:10.260 everyone should just call bullshit on the whole thing like the iris like everybody like i don't
03:33:18.780 believe you we're working hard for kit no you're not i don't believe you
03:33:23.940 we are going to get to the bottom of it no you're not i don't believe you
03:33:29.360 our country has never been stronger no it's not i don't believe you
03:33:37.340 nobody
03:33:41.260 believes you
03:33:43.460 do you guys believe them
03:33:44.980 hey do you guys believe them
03:33:47.040 the gang slashy gang
03:33:51.240 sign time
03:33:51.860 the same cause we don't see the change she thinks i'm insane so send in the clowns as tonight we
03:34:01.400 are going to rage all that remains don't be so down it's just feelings that we can't escape
03:34:11.800 She thinks I'm insane
03:34:15.000 So send in the clouds
03:34:17.360 So send in the clouds
03:34:19.460 What am I doing?
03:34:20.980 What am I doing with my life?
03:34:22.880 What am I doing with my life?
03:34:27.380 Thank you very much, guys.
03:34:28.200 I appreciate it.
03:34:29.860 If you want to help us out,
03:34:30.860 you can go to fymms.ca at the bottom.
03:34:34.180 We're at the center of what we need
03:34:36.560 I'm just saying, if everybody that listened to this
03:34:39.700 gave me like five bucks a month,
03:34:41.800 I could probably take over the country in three years.
03:34:45.900 I'm economical.
03:34:48.560 And there's a few weak points.
03:34:49.780 It wouldn't be that hard.
03:34:51.920 You just need to, like...
03:34:58.260 I mean, is there any other rogue intelligence agencies in the country?
03:35:01.200 Like, listen, guys, $20 million, we could probably do this.
03:35:06.160 That's cheap. That's cheap.
03:35:11.800 let's get them come on let's get them they're weak let's get them have you guys ever
03:35:20.360 tell me you guys you know you've played risk before
03:35:24.140 you know i mean years ago you wouldn't dare a couple hours ago in this game but like look
03:35:35.360 if we team up we can take it let's get it
03:35:38.840 you want to get him let's get him come on let's get him before he comes back from the bathroom
03:35:42.800 packed packed let's get him
03:35:44.760 people eventually join the winning team don't they they flee the ship don't they
03:35:58.220 i think there's a lot more of that to happen in the days ahead so
03:36:08.840 don't change the channel we're uh testing the very limits of human sanity
03:36:14.360 and seeing if we can make the entire world just spontaneously combust
03:36:20.680 in an all or nothing populist revolution for the future of all of our civilizations no big deal
03:36:28.780 it's kind of boring it's kind of boring but if not you're kind of into that i would keep an eye
03:36:35.140 on it. It's cooking a little bit.
03:36:38.620 Six, seven,
03:36:39.160 torrentis, pro patria!
03:36:43.380 I'll see you at the gangbang.
03:36:46.760 Gun bomb knife,
03:36:47.440 knife bomb gun, mustard gas,
03:36:49.000 IEDs, flamethrowers,
03:36:51.060 and I'm kind of horrible.
03:36:52.840 Horrible shit!
03:37:05.140 I'm afraid he's quite lost his mind
03:37:27.760 and America was
03:37:29.260 never the same
03:37:30.960 many people suffered
03:37:33.040 death by humiliation on a scale not galactically seen any time in any previous point in history
03:37:42.920 but if you come right this way we've got christia freeland over here she's actually
03:37:46.360 we've got her in a vat full of pastries and sauces and creams and oils we're trying to see
03:37:52.500 if she can uh survive purely upon the facts of which her own existence
03:37:56.980 It's quite astonishing, really, what you say.
03:38:00.980 Come, Krista, show the man what you can do.