🍁 618 - CANADIAN HERETIC
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3 hours and 44 minutes
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145.62614
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Summary
In this episode, I talk about meth, sex, and a bunch of other stuff. I also talk about how to make our father s oaths sacred once again, and how we all deserve the opportunity to make it.
Transcript
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you don't gotta say anything i know what you mean
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all right so enough with the methamphetamine music or maybe not
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If you're fucked up immediately, that's meth and fit.
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I didn't have time because I was too busy, uh, being in between worlds of, like, it's
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a good thing I don't have nuclear codes, you know?
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There was a few moments where I'm like, I, the entire existence of all things thrusters
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through your mind and go, if there was a delete key, would you press it now?
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and the answer is not a zero percent negative it's not it's not zero it's actually a lot higher than
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zero it's tempting it becomes tempting um yeah and uh you know i tend to uh i mean this is just
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this is just my fucking soapbox right sorry i'm swearing again already i'm trying not i'm trying
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on to but i can't that's the infantry that's the infantry in me that's how i learned how to
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communicate f-bombs constantly if i could stop i would you know your people complain i just wish
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you wouldn't swear so much i just yeah well you know the people you know you're lovely uh you
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know the people you guys that complain like that who you love so much and like that guy or these
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people they also have child porn on their computer they also take money from epstein empire and you
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know rape children and so on so there's that so you know nobody's perfect least of all me but
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you know it's on balance uh you know me swearing a lot is
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you know i'm just uh basically just here to keep you guys company i think because uh
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on the one hand there's a lot a million things i could say there's a million other things i
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um i've tried to fix the audio i don't know what the problem is i've listened to it back on my phone
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on the desktop on in every format and it sounds fine the levels everything looks and sounds fine
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to me but multiple people say i can't hear anything i've cranked it but i don't know what
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to tell you it's you need it you need an old priest a young priest a broken bottle and a dead
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monkey and you know you throw salt over your shoulder on a tuesday during a full moon and
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then you need to dance the macarena in the rain all those things up then maybe it'll
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work maybe it'll work again i don't know what to tell you um it's literally just me in here
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trying to try to do a really crappy amateur job of anything so i'm sorry this is the best i can do
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um i'll just start with something you know of course you know these guys
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i'll read some of these chats here i appreciate it guys thank you
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old intrusive thoughts don't we all someone else says we deserve the opportunity to make
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Sometimes it's better to just read the chat and, you know, move on.
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It's like, I don't know if you guys want me to just read them.
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comment on them i don't know but i'm just gonna say thank you
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jenstein says for your trouble sir see this is an easy one thank you man
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appreciate it um see you guys see you soon uh i'm not your guy so also for tonight's troubles
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i toast you with some nose tobacco you know what that might help that's what i need i need more
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stimulants uh we've got we've got a couple different kinds hmm let's see um
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this one's blue and sort of an icy coated flavor it sounds more that one that one's brown and says
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mulled magic i actually like that one better but you know for image purposes i better stick with
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the you know this is a very have you ever seen anybody other than like british aristocrats do
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this anyway i i've never even heard of it i didn't know this was a thing until i went to british
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columbia i think is what they're all doing out there yeah that's probably not gonna help anything
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I'm just going to get closer to having a stroke now, but that's okay.
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and he's had adulterous relationships with a lot of your wives and husbands.
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Where do you think the whole prison rape thing came from?
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Brian says, in Scotland, in the 60s, I listened to the pirate radio stations.
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They were ships, Radio Caroline and Radio Scotland, broadcasting outside the British waters.
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People don't even listen to the radio anymore anyway, do they?
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It's so hard to know what anybody's doing anymore.
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Everyone's so disconnected in a million directions.
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nascar is life says if there was ever a nascar driver that has similar personality to me it
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would be kyle bush drink some rebel bourbon and pop some nick pouches with some m&ms tonight
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for kfb i don't know what kfb means mage in peace thanks man i never watched i never got
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into racing or NASCAR and stuff. Unhinged and, you know, unpredictable, maybe lose views says
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do you ever get tired of being right all the time? Yes. Because it's always about bad stuff.
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it's like you're it's like that scene from interstellar where he's like
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watching himself from like earlier or in the future i can't remember the plot exactly but
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he's like bang on the no don't do it and he can't do anything about it it's kind of like that
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i don't think i can see the future but i don't know sometimes
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um a lot of weird stuff happened you know we're called the spooky mckenzie's for a reason
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And I never really put that much thought into it until the last couple of years.
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And there definitely is something weird going on with our bloodline, for sure.
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My father's had some strange experiences, my sister, myself, recently, a couple, like enough that any other person, any one of these during their life would have been one of those times that they'd started to really question their sanity or reality.
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to the point where it's just something that happens.
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I was like, oh, there's this, that, but that time
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but I don't think that sets on usually much earlier.
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Unless I'm a very high-functioning schizophrenic,
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um i mean i'm faking it very well nobody seems to have noticed or they have and that's why they
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stay away i don't know i don't care nobody cares keegan says by god we'll have our own again thanks
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for what you do thanks thanks man um i mean we already do we do and we don't it's it's complicated
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um i've been you know thinking a lot and wrestling a lot internally with a lot of
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different things and uh you know i might get to it which i'm just going to try to get through these
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chats here and try to make sense of it uh kyle fucking bush he says nascar okay okay i believe
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you nut boy says uh it's been a long week and i've got training to do in the morning i'll catch
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you then brother thanks man i appreciate it yeah i think all you guys that um most of most of them
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do most of the viewers most of the guys that listen the few of you that there are um you know
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i appreciate you guys it's i'm very blessed and very fortunate uh to have this
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it's uh i made a deliberate choice years ago i could i could turn a lot of stuff off and
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it's distracting it distracts me i try to get into a thought and then it just kind of
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distracts me just keep saying the same thing over again but i'll put this up here so
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You know, most people that do this kind of thing,
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And to my chagrin, many of the things that I've not been hiding from and very vocal about since the beginning, before I was even on the internet doing this stuff, you know, like, you know, the left, the libtards are just figuring out about Palestine now, like recently, oh my God, yeah, I've been well aware.
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That's where I first learned how to, like, really develop a visceral sort of loathing and detestation for things in the world here.
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coming from a martial background in the military
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because Palestine that's literally the reason
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well it's like around that time it was 9 11 which meant me to who are these people
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where do they live what are they doing oh my god oh wow i thought i i thought i knew what bad guys
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were about until until i discovered that but there's a lot of people that didn't want to talk
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about it yeah so you get banned from the internet i was banned i don't know how many times from
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YouTube and everything else. I'm not allowed to make money. I'm not allowed to fucking have a
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life or anything because I was daring to talk about it. Now you can, now that it's, now that
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it's popular. Somewhat to be able to talk about. But yeah, because you can, you can choose what
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you want to do. You can, everyone knows what you're expected to say. If you have half a brain,
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what's going to be exact. You know where the line is. You know, when you're going to say something
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or think something, you go, oh, I shouldn't say that. Or I shouldn't say, well, where's that
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sense? Where's that feeling come from? It's an instinct. It's an understanding or appreciation
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of the environment that you're in. And you think, oh, I don't know if I should say that or go there.
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why because somebody's gonna get upset there's societal expectations and a lot of people just
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self-censor because they know what will happen if you don't you'll be punished and you'll be
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canceled and you'll be open man and oh you can't say that oh how dare you say that you're a bad boy
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yeah i'm just like i'm ready to explode so i packed a bowl here i haven't had weed in like
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almost it's been a while it's been well almost two weeks uh i've always said like i i'm lucky
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every man is usually i think you're assigned a weakness of some kind some guys are unlucky and
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have multiple ones but if they're honest and i've i'm always i've been trying to be for a long time
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i haven't always been but you have to be uh if you're going to try to be a good person you have
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to be honest with yourself and with everything because it's just dishonesty is a mask and it's
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a cult but it's a fucking it's weak you know but if you're gonna be honest you know it's something
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what is it buddy okay oh you got a gambling problem but you have a gambling problem some
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guys can't be anywhere near that uh drugs nope can't handle that uh you can't have a beer oh no
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I've, you know, dabbled with lots of things, but I've always been able to just go.
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It doesn't, you know, there wasn't a whole lot of a struggle there.
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You know, it's just everybody's got something.
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For women, I think it's almost always purses.
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But I think it has something to do with purses and makeup.
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They're all, like, there's whole sections of the store of, like, Shopper's Drug Mart
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that is just paint for your face and pictures of clown ladies with painted faces.
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And there's a sales lady, like, I don't want to paint your face.
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And they're all just coming in there and show, you know, credit card, credit card, credit card.
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But, you know, eating, you know, some people food, they can't, there's a way in to get
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Whatever it is, that's where they'll, that's where they'll, that's where they'll, that's
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That's what will catch you sleeping, and then there you go, life ruined.
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I wasn't going to do it, but I thought, you know, I didn't, it's been a busy, I'm always
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I'm not trying to complain, and it's, you know, again, I'm lucky to be busy, because
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I know there are lots of people who have nothing, and no one, and they're just, and some of
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them are here, some of them, that's why they're here, because I get it, I understand, and
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to the point that it's gotten me in a lot of trouble
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To be honest, life was a lot easier when I wasn't honest.
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but yeah it's it's cruel and they'll laugh at the idea they'll be like oh you're being hysterical
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but it's there like in the corner like a disgusting festering sore
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wound of some sort you know that just wouldn't want to acknowledge that it's there but
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work with me or anyone on what we do about this
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and uh buddy there said you know whenever home again uh that's up that's all up to us it's up to
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you to fix anything or make anything better which is really what i've all it's i just wanted to be
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of service and be of good use i wanted to mean something to count for something to
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i don't want to just be a passenger and float along my life and consume things and you know
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that sucks but uh i wanted to you know do contribute something always looking you know
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where that is it's in the mirror it's always internal that's always where it is because
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the the better of a person that you can be and that doesn't mean virtue signaling
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these people with all their flags and shit outside oh look you've got an israeli flag
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and a trans flag and a rainbow flag and a blm flag and a ukraine flag and you're just the best
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person in the whole ding-dong world, aren't you? You must be the final boss of good people. Look
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how good of a person you are. That's for them. That's just a narcissist. I almost guarantee
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whoever lives in that house, they need their hard drive confiscated immediately. They need their
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credit card and bank statements examined and their hard drives taken and their phone.
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they whoever that is that's advert that's like the neon sign uh if batman were around that would
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be like i need to investigate this house that's something that's awful is going on in there almost
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for sure uh what are you that's like a politician i'm all the things i'm i i love everybody i'm
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wearing every costume i'm whatever it is i just what what are you hiding good actual good people
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don't need to go spend go out of their way every single day to just constantly reassure everyone
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how good they are that is that's like charlie sheen and his peak being like i've never been
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more sober in my life man i'm fucking i'm so fucking sober right now i don't i'm for some
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reason i i don't believe you and for no reason at all well maybe because i'm 40 the achilles tendon
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in my left foot heel area is just screaming in pain now like all right whatever i'm all over the
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place tonight, man. And I just, um, I, I mean, a lot of this has been political over the years
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and I'm, I'm also, I'm doing this with the mind of this may be coming to an end soon,
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at least temporarily, because the laws and everything that's being passed in this country
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are absolutely bananas. And, you know, I can't stop them. I'm, I'm partially responsible for
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them being passed in the first place. Uh, but if it wasn't me, it would have been somebody else.
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I didn't start the convoy, but that's illegal now, right?
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Anybody who has an issue with the status quo, the punishment, the slavery, the cruelty,
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I don't know how much longer we have with this.
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and it's you know may not be a big deal to some people but this has been
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my life has revolved around this and it's been a bit of a ride this isn't just oh you
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sit around on the internet well it's taken me around the country into jail and to graveyards
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and to funerals and to murder attempts and like a lot of this what I've been doing here with this
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with my mouth has been substantially more dangerous than what I did in the military
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during wartime, so, you know, and I thought it was politics in the beginning, and it is,
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that's a big part of it, but that's, you know, it's more like a, like a jacket that it's
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or a layer of skin or something. It's part of it, but
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just politics. The people that are the politics bros
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Maybe it's part of the family curse. I don't know. For whatever reason.
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And I've always been a deeply woo-woo fucking kind of spiritual person.
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And I've always avoided it because it sounds clownish and it seems, you know, corny and all that stuff.
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Obviously, I don't care what too many people think of me.
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If I did, I would not have done half of what I've done already.
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It's like a, you know, if you had a rash, skin rash,
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Like, there's something else happening that's causing this.
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This is a symptom of something that's wrong with you.
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There is something inside you that is not functioning correctly
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They don't have, you know, their skin melting off.
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It's an invisible problem to the naked eye, to the human eye.
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It's not something you can just look at and point to.
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We can only see a tiny amount of all light, a tiny sliver of it.
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In fact, most things, matter that exists in the universe that we are aware of is invisible.
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I know enough to know that I don't know anything, and there's a hell of a lot more there.
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So like the actual physical world is very, very limited compared to what actually is happening.
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And I've learned that arrogance and ego doesn't go far.
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And most people, if you're lucky, you might make it 80 years or so.
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You can only learn so much and say so much and experience so much in that amount of time.
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Everybody everywhere has all basically come to the same conclusion is that there's something going on here
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where there is a pull-and-push, tug-of-war sort of situation inside everyone.
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And the results and consequences of which way that goes
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you know it's the spiritual problem the internal problem the soul problem the tug of war
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why do we have why is there massive genocide and killing why is there so much shit happening why
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why is everything so cruel and twisted and awful because a lot of people are losing that fight
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or not engaging in it at all and just rolling over
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Why are they supporting stupid, suicidally dumb ideas and policies
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and emotional reasons, hysterical reasons?
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On the surface, it's all about being nice and being tolerant.
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Underneath the surface, when you go down, go down, down, down, down to the engine room
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to where the architects and the designers of these systems, there's nothing about nice
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It's all about control and dominance and enslavement and destruction and malevolence
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And ooh, I missed that one from the Bearded Indian.
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It says, the picture of Canada's corruption
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Everyone in this country, all of our citizens and people,
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should be living in fairly comfortable, very manageable, very dignified conditions.
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And instead, 80% of the population is living hand to mouth.
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Half of those people are on the cusp of bankruptcy at any given day
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and more people than ever are living on the street,
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Oh, did you have a toothache? Have some heroin.
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I would hear people talk about doctors, you know,
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And every time when the discussion went any further than that,
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if there was a why at all, it was, oh, well, they make so much money.
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Wasn't a whole lot of talk about, you know, curing or helping people.
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That's our whole society runs on that is money.
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You know, I want that Tinder profile, you know.
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How much money do you, no, no, show me your deeds.
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How much coins you can generate for the goblin people.
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For you to make money means someone else can't or doesn't.
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The whole thing is an interest-based usury system.
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They'll lend you $100 to do this, but you owe $120.
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Well, you've got to go get it from somebody else somehow.
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The whole thing is set up to pit people against each other
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in a competition for resources, and guess what?
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The people who are less fortunate, for one reason or another, they're not as intelligent, they don't have as many opportunities, whatever.
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They end up on the fucking bottom, and they get stepped on.
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You know what George Carlin used to say with this?
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You can't make money off the homeless, that's why.
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If you could, oh, buddy, if you could find a way to make money off of homeless, poor, broke people,
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that'd be a billion-dollar industry waiting to happen, but it's not.
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and it's just a dried-up husk, and you throw it away,
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They got nothing left to offer because they're destroyed.
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I mean, the people in charge are not trying to.
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You just said $400 million to a coked-up homosexual Jewish guy who is just...
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Who is Zelensky? Does anybody know or care?
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Every $400 million you send, that's $400 more million of weapons
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you can put into the hands of someone who's just being sent to their death.
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there's always more people we'll find more people for them to kill if the weapons run out though
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the ukrainians would have to surrender so we're just going to keep that going
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that's all that is and he's they're all stealing they're all stealing how much money would you
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need to get any of these people anyway and it's not like it's impossible has there ever even been
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in a tent build something like an army encampment round them up with the police make out you're
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homeless huh that sucks well here we go we're going to take you to this part of town here you
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go lights out at 11 30 mandatory you know uh everybody's up at seven o'clock outside mandatory
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get outside or into the gym whatever it is and just at least we're gonna walk around something
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And we'll have paid city workers there to, like, help you out, you know, whatever you can do.
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Here's some, it's not going to be a great big lavish, but it'll, you know, it'll be enough to feed you some good healthy food.
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Not Wendy's, not McFlurry's, like, actual food.
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And then in the afternoons, we'll give you something to do.
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Maybe, I don't know, we'll bust you, but we'll find you something to do.
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we'll go we'll take them to the the trans canada trails and they'll pick up acorns and they'll make
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sure that there's not the there's the running trails there's not too many big rocks that you
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could trip over like for any literally anything just put them to some kind of use i don't want
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to do that okay well then go to prison then instead how's that but you don't get to just
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lay around in the street doing crack that's not acceptable uh we're not going to allow you to do
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country. When you can sit there and watch someone
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We're not even going to try to help. We don't care.
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It's not going to fix everybody, but eight, nine times out of ten, you put these people in a healthy routine with some good food and a structure, and it'll at least put them in a place to begin to recalibrate themselves and get back to something resembling dignity.
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Every city in this country to have a program like that every year.
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i don't know we said we i don't know we just sent 400 million dollars to you that was just
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recently i think we're paying for abortions in haiti i think we're paying like we're just
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paying for non-shit everywhere that no one asked for no one cares about it's all just money laundering
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none of us asked for any of these things oh you know what we really need to do we need to
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send more money to pakistan we need to make sure more girls can read in pakistan no one
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No, we don't. We don't care. No one does care.
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Those are the people on TV that are having sex with children, right?
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Like, that's common knowledge. That's common household knowledge.
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Oh, yes. The ruling elite are just pedophiles.
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and uh you know i was talking to another friend of mine today he said oh same guy actually he's a
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very you know very dedicated uh catholic fella nice guy great guy actually and um you know he'll
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say uh because stupid people would say this to me when i was younger like i would swear i'd be like
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You know, you get mad about that. Don't take the
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I can run over your family with a tractor.
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So the funny irony, the sick irony of it really is that the Zionist Christians
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are actually some of the most evil people alive.
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They're the exact opposite of everything that they're pretending to be.
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And it makes sense because they're very weak people.
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They're not interested in pursuing the truth of the war or anything.
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I don't think they even read their own book.
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But they really need to feel superior to other people.
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That's what turned me off of that religion for a very long time
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And I go, you're a huge piece of shit, though.
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There are so many who are huge pieces of shit.
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They go, no, no, that's the old school version of online.
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In the 70s and the 90s, that was, oh, I go to church every Sunday.
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You just want a reason to feel superior to other people.
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But the funny thing is, is that you're actually evil.
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That's the whole Zio Jesus character I used to, you know,
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I've tried a lot of things over the years, you know.
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Because, you know, how many times can you say the same thing
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Sometimes you make fun of it, be serious about it,
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But at the end of the day, you're using the Lord's name in vain.
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You're saying in the name of God, I get to be genocidal
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And anyone who challenges me on this, well, we'll just, we'll just un-person them.
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We'll just ignore them and we'll just shut them out of society.
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And, you know, I drove by, there's a, well, there's churches everywhere.
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I mean, the ones that haven't been burned down yet, of course.
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And a lot of them have rainbow flags and all that crap.
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And they, I saw one had, you know, the billboard, the placard at the side.
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It said, oh, all are, you know, Sunday, whatever it is.
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Because they've been unpersoned and treated like garbage.
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Because they don't see things the right way.
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So that made it okay to just shun them from society and ignore them and abuse them and punish them and hurt them.
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But you got a nice rainbow flag up there and you go, oh, welcome.
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You get to tell everyone how good of a person you are, though, church people.
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You know, the funny irony is they're actually far better than you.
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They would be the first people to get in the way, actually.
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Because they're the kind of people, they're looking for meaning and purpose.
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Because we live in a fake world of consumer bullshit.
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they don't identify with it and they want something more
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than that I mean there's something wrong with this
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where they look for it and they'll if you don't have to
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be that smart you don't have to be that well read to find it
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that makes you an extremist and then we get to destroy you
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it's all versions of the same thing i know i'm probably talking in riddles to a lot of people
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if you don't know very intensely exactly what i'm talking about it's all very confusing and
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all over the place but i mean i don't i've been at this for seven eight years and i'm just
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i understand i sound like matthew mcconaughey and true detective now i would that can i threw
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it away i should be cutting it with a knife and making stick figure people while chain smoking
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time is a flat circle marty what the fuck is he talking about
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number one acknowledge you notice something something's not right with this place strike one
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and then you go i don't think i want to go along like everybody's going this way that's the right
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don't want to. I'm just going to not participate.
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I remember when it was, you were encouraged to hate on the Muslims.
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Then it was like, oh, actually, no, no, now we like gay.
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Now you need to be gay or you're an extreme.
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Basically, if you won't put a dick in your mouth, you're an extreme.
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And somebody asked me recently, you know, what are you?
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in the modern sense, because that's, that's the world we're in. The rules that it has and the
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expectations that it has for everyone. I don't abide by those. I don't agree with those. I don't
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like those. I don't identify with those. And I think it's all wrong. It's all wrong. It's all
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backwards. And that's not enough for me. I actively say, I say so. I say, this is wrong.
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That's wrong. I don't, this is not okay. And you say, oh, you have to. That's the religion now,
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because you can bash actual religion all day long.
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But there are certain things that if you question
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just like any place where there were people
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and you had rotten sons of bitches in charge
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guys. Hate speech. So I don't know. And then I'm going to shut this down and come back
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and rebuild. I don't know what we'll do. But that's what I should have called this. That's
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what I am. That's what this is all. That's what all this is. That's what all of you
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are. This is all heresy. How dare you? How dare you? Say it's six million and nod aggressively
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and put all of your money in this hat and give it to Ben Shapiro. Ben Shapiro. We haven't been
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giving enough money to Israel. That's why Ben Shapiro can't afford to keep his eyebrows under
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control anymore. It's too much heresy. It's illegal, you know. You'd better say it or we'll
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put you in jail. It's illegal. You have to agree with these things or we'll hurt you.
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You have to send your children to get Bill Gates' needle time. That's heresy. And we'll take your
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children from you. Well, we've brainwashed your daughter into thinking she's a boy now.
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Because, well, the mom is working and the dad is working and no one has time to be home to
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raise their own children because it's backbreakingly impossible to keep up with the
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ever-expanding taxes that we need to give to the six carillion and to keep the sky happy
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because the sky's not happy. We need to pay more money because the sky's mad. So we need taxes
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because the climate is changing. And the only way we can stop it from changing is put more money in
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the hat. So mommy and daddy have to work all the time if they're even still together. And that's,
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there's a lot of ways to make sure that doesn't happen. So a lot of children aren't being raised
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and aren't around people who love them anymore.
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Yeah, you need to take hormones and puberty blockers.
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And if the parents find out, well, we put them in jail now.
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All they're trying to do is support their children
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look after them in the public school system.
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The government school system is just fucking with their heads
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little nice consumer robots that are going to be sterilized.
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We don't want them to kill themselves right away.
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We can create more customers and all that kind of stuff
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Only Canada could cook up with something so evil and twisted as that
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more than a 50%, more than half of these children
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of you're actually a little boy now or a little girl,
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So it's better than a coin toss that they'll give it a shot.
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I thought they were working 16 hours a day for money that they can't even afford to live.
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So they can take the handful of crumbs that they can take to their...
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take it home to their daughter to feed her and find out actually she's not your daughter anymore
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uh her name's now arnold and you're not allowed to see him anymore the court said so
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if you don't like that we're going to take you to prison
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Well, in other news, Slava, whatever current thing, the devastation continues.
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No government programs are coming to help them.
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That's even cruelty to the indigenous people,
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to feed them this line of, you know, victimhood narrative,
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to, like, just selling them into this mindset of conflict.
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Our resources are being used to create suffering and conflict
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and being denied from people who need real help.
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that was paid for by the people to tell our stories
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Oh, no, it's busy pretending to care about RCMP veterans.
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And we're going to make them feel bad about mass graves that don't exist.
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Now they're being sued for millions of dollars.
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And, I mean, geez, there's nothing new under the sun.
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I hope they take every last penny out of that place.
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Because CBC's not telling any of these stories.
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You catching up with the Humboldt Broncos families yet, CBC?
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We'll put a stop to it, but that was never the plan.
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Because there is a Bible verse that I've always really liked,
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since I heard it from a movie of all places, but it is what it is.
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And you know what Isaiah did was to, you know, tell the truth and tell everybody,
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And most of them, they just didn't listen, didn't care,
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and it just kept getting worse and kept getting worse and kept getting worse.
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You have to work hard to look away from it and ignore it.
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You have to work very hard to be ignorant.
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and you didn't see anything wrong at any point in time.
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It's a very broken and nasty place, but you can control yourself and the better condition
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that you are and the straighter and more upright that you are, the more of a benefit it is
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to the people around you, your children, your parents, your brothers and sisters, the people
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on your street, your neighbors, you're like a, your light is a little brighter and they
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And worrying about all the rest of it, it's out of our hands.
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if they can twist, corrupt, and bend you into this slave,
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Just like collecting the shekels and the coins, like goblins.
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How much can you get? How big is your bank account?
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How many people have we bent and twisted and made give up
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yeah yeah give up give me the money and stuff and things yeah come on
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it's all about me me me you know you can't do nothing about nothing just worry about number
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fuck all those people they wouldn't do anything for you just worry about yourself yeah
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There is more convenient and comfortable ways
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That doesn't get, you know, we don't, you don't stop that.
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Your job is to hold the lines in here for everybody else's sake,
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because everybody else is hurting just as bad as you.
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You know how bad you just want to grab onto somebody
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to just, somebody get me the fuck out of here?
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Like a net, you have to do that for each other,
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There's no reason we can't get along, guys.
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It's all just a means to an end, but do you kneel for another man and money stuff and things, or do you not?
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That's like the only question in your entire life that's ever going to fucking matter.
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Rib eye or strip loin, stick or auto, RPG7 or M72, pudding or Jell-O.
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Stick is fun, but auto is easier and I'm lazy and I'm not a big car guy.
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I just, I just get where I'm going, you know, but I, you know, I like my motorcycle, which
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I haven't ridden in a couple of years because it's just way too dangerous.
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And it's, you know, you pussy, I've ridden it all the time.
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I just, there's, I don't need to, and I don't know if you know this, but there's Indians
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and trucks everywhere, just pancaking people like it's nothing.
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I think I need like an H, I need a Humvee or I need some kind of personnel carrier.
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I need like an armored, you know, something that will avoid, something that can be struck
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by an 18-wheeler, roll over seven or eight times
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that you won't be crushed and killed immediately.
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about what Jell-O is. He's made out of gelatin.
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You know what gelatin is? I was like 10 years old.
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like no what's gelatin is disgusting so it kind of ruined it forever um what's a pudding
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have some pudding buddy you know um so again like i it's just the political stuff is exhausting
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it's not that it's irrelevant or not that it's but i mean what's different i've been doing this
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How do you respect? He doesn't respect himself.
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Like Steven Crowder. There's a million of them. They're all the same.
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So that means you will always be bendable and malleable.
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Because you get, you know, how tough, how hardcore do you think Joe Rogan really is?
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I saw him saying some really gross stuff about somebody.
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I don't know the guy at all, but I feel like I would like him if I met him.
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And he's talking about him like he's crazy and losing his mind.
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He's probably talking about like he might kill himself.
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Because he's talking about the genocide and the Epstein Empire
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and feed my children and family and take care of the people I love
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It's just that everything I own is basically within 10 feet of where I'm sitting right now
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I, you know, it's not interesting to me anyway.
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Like, sometimes when Morgan and I are having alone time
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um there's this odd combination of like sort of house music that's you know to listen to
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and there'll be like super hot chicks in their underwear flopping around being
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just beautiful you know and then really expensive cars for some reason like why
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it's an odd comp why that i mean you could swap i mean you got to keep the women obviously
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but why the cars you could do the same thing with just like rotating uh models of like
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very high-end firearms would do just the same thing to me it's you know just man idiot central
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Well, hey, do you like beautiful women and expensive machines?
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But mostly I'm like, why is there anything other than the women?
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It's weird to me that there's people in print like, oh, I've never looked at a car or a
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And when Montreal, again, we're there recently.
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And there were, of course, Indian guys taking pictures of it.
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a marvel of a bro broseph it was mass produced in a factory by machines and got like it's just
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metal and parts the only reason it costs that much is because someone decided it should
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you could make the same thing but just with a different name on it it's not a lamborghini or
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a ferrari it's a thompson which look at the brand new thompson the thompson the 2026 thompson
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Everything else is identical would cost a fraction of the price and everyone would go. I don't care. I don't care
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I want to see the Lambo. Let me see the forever. That is some fucking good. You know what?
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If they had been true native Montrealers I would have wrong with you
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And you're fascinated at this Italian machine from somewhere
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it sucks when you realize we are so outnumbered by npcs
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actually it was funny we were standing outside uh one of these places downtown
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and uh there was this chick there and uh one of the guys thought she was with us and morgan and
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her friends and she's like what me oh no she she literally says no no i'm just some random npc
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and then walked away he's like wait what you're a random npc she's like yeah and then got some
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what it could mean and then described herself as such.
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like oh the deport report i like that twitter account uh here's a guy i'm pretty sure i just
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saw downtown an hour ago in a habs jersey i think that's him uh drugging women in montreal and
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trafficking them wanted by police like i'm pretty sure i just saw him uh downtown
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like an hour and a half ago that's the guy isn't that the guy they all look the same to me i don't
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i think about weird shit i'm like walking around the city i said to one of the guys i'm like
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you know how many murders and rapes and like we've probably walked past and don't even know
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and all these buildings and apartment complexes and i was like there's
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odds are somebody's being chopped up some in like right 10 feet away from us as we walk by
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help me we can't hear them they're in a soundproof room and they can see our feet walking by that's
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happening to somebody. And I know someone out there is like, Jeremy, can't you just have fun?
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No, I can't because I live here in hell with you. Why are you, why are you ignoring it?
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So now I need to do this. Look, I made it an hour and a half. I've been, I've been
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more than California sober. Well, I've had a few drinks. We got a little, we got a little tight
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a couple of times you know i don't like to drink braille i don't like it man it's just
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it's a mess it just sucks but every once in a while you know for old time's sake
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i haven't been eating weed in a long time so this is probably going to destroy me
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uh the last time well the first time it's like you know well it was edibles
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they're gonna take some edibles they can't do it it's just a little bit it's not going to do
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anything i invented a meme country that destroyed canada so have fun everybody actually um we'll
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do it don't be smoking the devil's lettuce it'll turn you into a hippie it'll turn you
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so it made me you know what it made me do it made me go huh this is this is what happened
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because i didn't smoke weed ever until i was like 32 it was like kind of transitioning on
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my way out of the army they're like hey you want a medical marijuana license i'm like why not
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all right i'm bored i'm you know leaving the might as well why not i'll try anything once almost
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really you'll try anything no that's not what I
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everything was on YouTube like the actual Kennedy assassin you could watch his head explode on you
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everything was on there there were people there were videos of people being murdered on YouTube
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it was whatever almost nothing was ever removed the censorship was like what are you talking
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about it was still it was still a good time the internet was still a good time in the early 2012s
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10s 11 teens in 2011 the internet was still a very wholesome no holds barred you can watch
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President Kennedy's brain blight out of his head
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everything that I think that everyone knows about
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It's probably the craziest shit I've ever heard.
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Because I'm pretty desensitized at this point, right?
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I remember his name, because it was fucked up.
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by Iraqi militants, whatever, the terrorists.
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but they can grab somebody named Nicholas Burke
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and uh it was awful that video i don't don't go look for it it's really drawn it's really shitty
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and they kill him slow and it'd take a while they saw his head off with him and he's screaming it's
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horrible man but i wanted to know what we were getting into so i sat there and watched it and uh
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you know i'm just like well you know what else is out there the internet was i mean good and bad
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there's some terrible stuff but it was great if you're a curious person like i am and you wanted
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to know things it was like what do you want to know what do you want to look at and it's like
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not all of it's true not all but it's just wide open and uh sooner or later and i've been in
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mustache man world and i'm like everything he's basically ever said is on there
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and i go and check the subtitles back like is this accurate is this uh what does this word
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being injured i started trying to learn german to have to the degree just to make sure
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for example i'm gonna we're gonna we're gonna don't work guys just some of them can we get
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fucking good high now? Just wait a minute. Have some discipline. Wait a minute. Yes, but wait a minute.
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For example, they found Himmler, Heinrich Himmler's diary, right? I think it was a diary.
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Or no, it was like letters to his wife and stuff like this. And in the media,
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uh this is when i started going all right i gotta learn some german words because they're they're
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they're not being 100 accurate with this stuff and the media headline was just crazy it was like
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quotes out of like oh we found himler's diary the chilling context the chilling contents of
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heinrich heinrich himmler's diary letters to his wife detailing their sick and twisted plans and
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stuff and i'm like wow this is a bonnie and clyde supervillain shit so i'm reading it and it's like
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in English, oh, I love, I love how evil we are. I love being evil and bad with you. You're so evil
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and you make me want to be more evil. And I love doing evil things with you. It was just cartoonish.
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I'm like, who, what did he say that? So I'm, I'm believing it at face value. I'm like, what the
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fucking, okay. What? So I'm like, I got to go find this. So I go and find it. And I'm like, okay,
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there's the German words and there's their translation. And I, I, I'm like, well, what does
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Like, not very. I'm basically a four-year-old retard.
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oh so what happened was and this led me to go okay now i gotta go i need to go see what mustache
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man is talking about because they took 1930 and 40s sexting himmler like imagine it's the same
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now because it would be no different if i spoke german and they got a hold of my phone like oh
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my god did you see what mckenzie is up to him and morgan you're all tight ass i can't wait to get
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home and fucking you know i'm gonna destroy you when i get home they're they're right they're
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they're they're basically writing fucking sexting you know letters back and forth and they went or
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we could say how they're eve like cartoon there i love being evil with you and people are it's
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being reported in the news and retweeted and fucking was it you know cbc better carry this
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through and i'm like at no point is anybody gonna go wait a minute no one talks like this in real
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life is that actually what he said no of course not that's not what he said but then that would
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make you an extremist and we might have to destroy your life though if you if you do that so at that
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point i said well you know i've lived a lot of bit of a lie you know this point in my life i've
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realized 9-11 is bullshit i mean i was kind of figured but now i'm very alarmed at some of the
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things i've seen i watched a auschwitz documentary on netflix that was uh well it's never come back
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to netflix oddly enough because of uh how amazing it was that made me ask some questions and wondered
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loud some things and look into some things and uh and then i saw that and i thought uh well you know
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Everything I assumed was a certain way is not the right way.
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But if you can handle it, if it's not one of the vices that will ruin your life.
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Because I know some guys that are like, they can't handle weed.
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It's like, you know, everybody's got something.
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But if you can, it's a nice, decent way to relax.
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Well, it's 1 o'clock in the morning for the next three hours.
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while I'm just sitting here like Matthew McConaughey
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they must have used the radar didn't they use ground penetrating
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this is just like cam loops so if cam loops no bones that means oh boy I'm not high enough for
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this it's illegal if I tell anybody about this it's illegal
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My part is to all the big names, and I greet them.
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So then they're like, okay, YouTube, we gotta shut the internet down, we can't be having this.
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What happened was, like, YouTube, like, the internet was a weaponized thing for a while.
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They're like, oh, who'd you leave that on, YouTube?
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Well, the thing is, about visual presentations, you can combine audio, visual, like, in a very effective, efficient way.
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Like, it, sorry, I mean, again, it depends on the material, depends on who put it together, and how accurate, a lot of these things, a lot of it was garbage, a lot of it is garbage, you know?
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Everything after that, just throw it away, okay?
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The takeaway is, yeah, that story, yeah, bullshit.
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But it's like, or if you can do it in a way where the information is, you know, digestible, accurate, fair.
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And it's done in a way that's, you know, faster.
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A visual presentation, like visual documentary kind of sort of style.
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People act like a five-minute video is a commitment to a fucking career.
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You want me to work here for 15 years before I can...
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We're all being reprogrammed by these fucking oral existential crisis rectangles.
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See, now they're going to be like, yay, he's fun again.
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Hey, if you accidentally get some in your mouth
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um what happened was in 2016 uh the first trump election it had nothing to do with trump it had
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everything to do with uh aepstein empire otherwise known as pizzagate just 10 years ago 10 years ago
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ish on or on the bones that time should we do creepy story time again is this what i need to
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do should i just we all know right do we know hey does everybody do you guys all notice does
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everybody like it's not a secret anymore right hey guys if i just like like can everybody just
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pay attention just for a second just for one second i just want to ask one question and i'm
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just gonna i just need to know this if i just say just i just give me your honest reaction
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the jews what are you yeah oh oh fucking all right then okay okay so a lot of what i would
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if i want to go into a lot of deep detail it's just redundant you know it's just a waste of
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like they've you guys have all seen see there you don't hear those voices maybe it's just me
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like there's videos of them crawling out of tunnels and then scurrying away into the night
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What's not crawling out of tunnels are these deals.
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Whether or not that is the same mattress found in the tunnel
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yeah there's there's mattresses in the tunnel too that he ran away out of what the fuck is
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going on down there i don't know this isn't sorry this is not like an extremist radical thing if i
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have to explain to you why crawling out of a tunnel in new york city in the middle of the night
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and then running away into the darkness is strange and alarming if you don't immediately see number
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one the comedic the fucking oh my god that's all one the funniest thing i've ever seen on the
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internet in my life in my opinion the funniest internet video of all time because it's real
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it's like comedy has to be a little bit true to be funny that actually happened combined with the
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twitter uh thread of a fellow in the same neighborhood years prior also this is also real
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If you're doing that, you also don't see what's wrong with people crawling out of tunnels, probably.
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Wrote, I know this is because you're crazy, but I'm pretty sure I can hear Yiddish under the floor and digging sounds.
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I'm saying I think there are Jews digging tunnels under my apartment building.
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and that guy's same account was like it was the meme like it was the Leonardo DiCaprio meme from
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the Hollywood movie whatever he sees on TV he's like oh oh and he's like I told you he's I I
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nobody believed me I told you they were down there how vindicated would you feel probably ruined his
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life there's a short film idea see this is what I need to do probably right guys if anybody's
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listening if you're a rich guy take a chance man you guys spend money on stupid things you see what
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happens i'd smoked a little bit and i'm like i'm ready to pump out 40 different cartoons that are
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half an hour long that will give i don't know if it'll defeat rick and morty but it'll fucking
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give her a go bud it's gonna give her the old ryan rosicky go at fucking in england versus chris
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billum smith former world fucking champion in a stadium in his backyard i'm so pumped for this
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I love boxing, but I love, and if you're a nationalist, if you're a Canadian, if you're a bit, whatever.
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This is just, we need these things in our life to stay alive.
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We can't be, you know, how terrible it is all the time.
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And I, they did it to me and I was in there for a while with you guys.
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That's how a lot of us connected with each other.
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but i'm down here fighting it this is that's a that's this is a permitted area
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like just oh i'm in the noticement part you're still in the jail you're still in there
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you're fine you're in the yard you're outside but you're fenced in you're fine
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oh oh this this is what so many people are doing right now and i'm trying to
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i'm not trying to this is not honestly not easy to do it was not easy for me to do is to is to
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kind of like stretch out of there i'm not saying forget about it but you know how many people are
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just oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh non-stop and not that it doesn't need to happen and people don't
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need to know what's going on but some of the a lot of the people doing it are like that's all
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they've been doing you know it's out there like it's on it's gone you know what i mean
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you're like uh you know what you guys are like and then again it's just funny to me
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it's like we're fucking we're out there you know we're peeking we're popping we're peeking and
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popping whack whack you know take a peek take a pop whack whack whack whack a new head comes
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apart. It's great. Whack, whack. Okay, move. Never
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But they're like, alright, we got it. And there's
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You're gonna come over and be like, bro, bro, you got him.
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to breathe. You are so in the black. I've never
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And the CEO of my unit from Afghanistan, he was the first man to kill anyone on the tour, right?
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I mean, people could deduce who that man was, but...
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So the driver of the vehicle that the CO was in
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like maybe he's terrible i don't know right so uh you're just some guy in his early 30s like um
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people are asking you what's going on man it's like maybe we're about to die or not i'm not sure
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figure it out very quickly please so he says yeah shoot him yeah he's got a bomb they said are you
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sure yes he did not in fact he was the village idiot like this guy was mentally handicapped
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like severely he was like super duper retarded not in the way that i mean retarded when i'm like
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you're a fucking retard pierre paulia is a fucking retard not like that i mean mentally handicapped
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like challenged like i actually in a respectful way you know he was he was not someone he was
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someone who needed supervision and for whatever reason i don't know what he was caring what was
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going on, but anyway, the CO did not just go, da-da-da-da-da-da, and then check. No, no. He
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didn't even go, da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da. No, he
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didn't do that. He went, da-da-da-da-da-da-da, until the gun stopped, and then started to reload
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the gun and the gun has 200 bullets in it 200 bullet the machine gun and the pencil mount 200
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round uh box magazine or not magazine a box belt chain and then started and they're like sir you
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got them like stop and it probably again i wasn't there in person but the stories the times we had
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together the fun we the fun we had as young men you young people will never understand we used to
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get to shoot handicapped brown people in the street it was amazing ah tell tell him colonel
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oh yes i i i mag dumped a retard a brat i just destroyed just wanted to see what a human body
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looks like when it comes apart what a glorious day no it's not what he was probably terrified
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as you do and uh if you've not been in a gunfight you don't get to have an opinion okay
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first of all if you have and if you're honest you will tell everyone that there's something
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weird about time when you're like in a life and death you know it's like how long was it you're
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like it was either two seconds or two hours i don't i don't know like how long did you guys
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lay there being bombed it was like it was um it was either 30 seconds or or an hour and a half
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it's hard to say and no one's recollection is the same you ask 10 guys the same thing like what
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happened and they're all like this is like wait what this guy's imagining someone who never
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existed that like that didn't happen like no it was him you weren't there you know it just becomes
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the memory is not reliable anyway and uh funny enough they like oh in court oh i saw this is
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like no one's memory you know is shit it's well known that the human memory is not reliable at
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all and uh it's funny because we have now we have tapes that we record everything body cams and
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satellites and all the radio like we know exactly what happened so when 10 guys are like giving this
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story like that's what that didn't happen they watch the tapes like huh look at that i guess i
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did shoot him 200 times you know you're fucking in a fight for your life man and one wrong move
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Like, I actually have a lot of sympathy for him.
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The battalion, he was, I believe he was a good man.
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And after that, we had a briefing about how we need to watch ourselves
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And we're all like, nobody has done anything, sir.
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You, you mag-dumped the fucking village idiot with a turnaround box.
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We used to call him, I used to call him Smiley, but he, I now know, at the time it creeped
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me out like he was a psychopath, but I now know that was, because there was something
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He wasn't actually smiling because he wanted to be.
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He was smiling because he was, like, he's this commanding officer of an infantry battalion
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He has to have his shit together all the time.
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right? Even before we got there. Do you have any fucking idea? If you're a good person,
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imagine you're a good person and that's your job. You're going to take fucking 500 of these guys
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to that place and try your very best to bring them all home. And as their children and their
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moms and dads, and they're all in tears waving goodbye, son. It's your job to take care of them.
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First of all, you know what I mean? Then you get there and it's like,
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What's your greatest challenge as a military officer?
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So I just described one singular man's one afternoon that I guarantee more difficult than General Jenny's entire life.
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And unfortunately, we did not all come home alive together.
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and you that's a do you want to be in charge of that it's not a this is why i hate people
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like pierre i shouldn't say i hate him i really maybe i don't know depends on how shitty he is
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but i really don't like i want to be in charge it's my turn he said recently he's the prime
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minister and waiting as the prime minister and waiting who told you to say that i'm guys i'm
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honestly starting to get to the point where I'm like, should I email them? I'm following his
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campaign manager on Instagram. She has like no followers, like a thousand, 2000, like a regular
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person's Instagram account. Right. And I'm not saying I'm just like, once you get 10, 20,000,
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it's like, forget using DMS or like, that's all over. It's just noise. So now it's just post and
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walk away. If you want to maintain your sanity at that point. But if you're still like the one,
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like most people 99% of people just their friends and you know you can use it like a you know it's
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just you and your friends hanging out and anybody can just pop in hello you'll they'll notice
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what's going on in here people when they check their everyday notifications two new followers
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i wonder who it is every day mine's like a hundred new people like you and a hundred new people want
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to kill you and their messages are in your dms and another hundred people are like it's just
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oh okay we're just not going to go in there anymore so i just don't go in there anymore i just
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i just close that door i'm like i we just we just don't go in the spare room anymore it's a mess
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here's what it is uh but i'm like so i follow her on there
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interestingly enough if she like i bet she'll have heard this now because of this
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what i'm doing hurry don't have to block me or something or not we don't know i'm playing this
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game with i morgan was there and i was like hey should i flirt with this campaign manager like
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let's just uh you know in a friendly way let's just see what this yeah let's do it i'm getting
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to the point now where i'm going to be like dear jennifer i this whole started because i wanted
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you know a spooky story time music that i didn't even get to dear jennifer
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I'm gonna take it I'm gonna take a chance old-timey
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What do you guys will YouTube deliver what do you guys think?
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Maybe you're writing a goodbye letter. Look this. This is right mean this fucking there's no excuse anymore guys
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I had just the most schizo-random stupid thought in the world.
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Uh, you're writing a goodbye letter in the 19th century.
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Or you're writing love letters in an ancient library during autumn.
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You're writing letters in a cherry wood and candlelit 1800s library.
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This is just the soundtrack to the stream from now on
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I'm just gonna put on random ambient Victorian music
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In the end, there will be nowhere to hide. And you'll rue the day that we should have taken a chance with the goat people.
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And we dare to say and be what you can only dream.
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Victory is not in opposition, dear Jennifer, but it is in cooperation.
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You must confront and absorb your inner darkness.
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Oh, okay, shit, well I guess I'll just keep doing
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No, I'm gonna make deranged love letter videos like that
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it's like imagine if they actually wanted to win you know if if the cpc was actually full of
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you know anybody so it becomes are they all are they all that useless or are they all just
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that in common they just can't this is i'm starting to feel like watching a seven-year-old
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i'm really i'm just beating the shit out of handicapped people tonight a seven-year-old
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it very very like not a little bit it was bad you know they were like oh no
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this kid's oh no who's gonna tell her you know it's trying to do a rubik's cube and drooling
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like i'm like ah we do look what do we do with this at this point
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are you pretending or are you this are you cannot you don't know how to did you poop your pants
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Like, if you dropped a spoonful of testosterone in there,
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it would cause like an atomic reaction, I think.
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what's the energy of the conservative party of Canada
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chained were you in your lesbian lumberjack
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I'm helping run this fucking party into the ground.
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I can't believe, I cannot believe Canadians are like,
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This is, the more, it just becomes hilarious.
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I've been to war, and it wasn't a nice one.
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And isn't any surprise to anyone that the claw is like,
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no, I'm taking all of these things that make you human at all.
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There'll be no more singing, no more dancing, none of that.
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and Gary's going to need to see your whole phone, okay?
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And I noticed you seem to have shoes on your feet still,
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Okay, the sky's getting very, it's going to be very hot soon, okay?
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So we're going to need to, you're going to need to work a little bit harder, okay?
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I just recently realized I can be that guy for people,
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Because I remember a time where I was like,
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I wish I fucking knew a guy who was like a 40-year-old war veteran
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or something right now who has been like just, you know,
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that everybody ever on every kind of, you know, group suicide mission
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in the last couple of minutes, somebody cracked a joke.
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That is not something that comes from the bad guys.
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Put a big smile on your face and go that's so funny
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like that kind of the real funny like real life they don't have that quality if you haven't
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noticed they don't have a very good sense of humor do they do you ever notice that
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they don't get it like they don't get it or they do they get it and they hate it like why wait a
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minute we think it's funny why do you hate it we're we're making fun of like like do you see
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that thing you see what's going on out there why are you taking it's side what the what is wrong
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with you notice that pattern a lot of these terrible human beings seem to have like they
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I sat down in a terrible mood and this is the most fun
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And we'll just recharge the fucking batteries
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I can't fucking kill that thing by myself,
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So when I talked about the CO there, you think you might know.
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has some has some has some idea has some to helping to steady the ship it's it's it's amazing
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we always had that in the army like that was just you know a thing
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and a lot of people don't have that at all to me and it just occurred to me recently that like
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wait a minute like i just took that for granted i guess i've always known this but i never really
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thought a lot about it but a lot of people are just they didn't let you know we only really
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have our own life uh to compare anybody else's to but this place fucking sucks right now like i'm
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telling you you're not crazy you're not a pussy you're not there's nothing wrong with you you're
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you're not weak this is this is fucked okay so if i can do that for like to validate that
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and you know someone else i just met recently thank you for you know it's that card there
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thank fuck for you it says and i'm like you know what thank fuck for you too
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any strength i've ever had has always you know help other people have helped me get it
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and it's like oh that's something we can all do like reciprocally that's a
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that's a good thing that's the whole folk you know people power
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the thing that they're that they talk about
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when we just when we like when we listen when we group up like we fucking huddle up
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like a team and go all right let's fucking what do you need what do you got i'll help what you
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let's deliberately make that part of what we're doing all the time now because that's the situation
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we're just going to gas each other up we're you know we're going to pump each other's tires we
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they're all they're all talking in a group over there and they need to keep it down please you
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know what i mean what do you what so what oh they better not be talking in groups all right that's
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all it takes for people to like what hey hey what are you doing over there it's cops at your door
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with guns are you talking to groups what are you doing over there what the fuck man oh we were
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just talking about uh well some of the people in the house were saying no no the people on
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outside aren't crazy maniacs and then you showed up with an assault rifle so i'm like well
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did i show up at your house with an assault rifle not yet but have i no they have been
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frequently and now much soon much more than this much more way more because they're gonna have
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the fucking online's fucking herms's act buddy fucking herman online days are fucking over bud
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we're gonna fucking bring some law and order to this fucking place finally these scum like that's
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this is no no no you're right i'm not crazy they're all this is normal i'm a maniac what
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they're doing is totally normal anybody from any time period if we're all being completely honest
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we could go back to 1975 18th any time period in human history and you show them this everyone
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would be jealous everyone would go i wish i lived in that i wish i lived in that i wish that was
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living in me i wish i was being sodomized by that i love it so much just by looking at it you're
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right no i'm crazy that's correct you're right you're right i'll just bill burr that's right
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you're right you're always right whatever you know
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and uh you know it's you do whatever position you're in in life it's like that's it doesn't
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matter what it is um all of them are important all of them need we're all a machine like i don't
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care what it is it's you and your son and you milk cows or something and that's it somebody's
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drinking that that's going somewhere like some of these like small family businesses or whatever
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it's like do you the follow-on effects of what you provide and do is not nothing um then the
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more responsibility that you take for what around you like it does it is harder it is heavier but
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like lifting weights like you you also get can get stronger and then can lift more things
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they all want you to be very disempowered like no no no don't you be getting together in groups
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if you are fucking wearing matching shirts
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uh phil can we talk over here for a second i just want
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that's like the good old days it does they don't like it when you laugh at them
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No, they get really mad and then they then they're like, we'll make it illegal
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Citizens go back to your domicile. Everything's under control.
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Do not listen to that man. That man is insane.
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He is smoking the devil's lettuce right now.
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Well, it's true. It is happening, but it's all good.
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He's humorously trying to convey that these are bad things happening, but they're not.
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This is what we were listening to when we were 14 years old.
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And you're like, why is everybody gay and pathetic?
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Why is everybody gay? Like, what happened?
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i only have one i'm fine i know lots of guys that have none like they have them but they don't work
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like oh yeah you have no idea what i said h4 both sides they just smile and nod a lot like
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ah yes sir do you know how fast you were going okay they don't know it's just
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all the time that's all they hear all the time and they're just trying to read lips like
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i fucking hate this i have one ear like that so it's kind of if i don't hear things of the right
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this area if it comes from over there it can actually sound like it came from over here
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because this one is so fucked up that my direct it was like what the fuck i'm like a bird now
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i didn't used to be a bird i used to be a boy i used to be a boy named jeremy now i'm a bird
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i'm a bird person i'm bird that's why the crows love me everywhere i go i'm just like fucking
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what's up and you know what else crows don't like israeli flags neither do the ravens beavers do not
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like the indians neither do bears why bears are killing them bear a bear has eaten one he just
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was like fucking yeah i'm done and a bear killed an indian the other day killed him
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i'm telling you like i'm on nature's side i'm on god's side
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you have ai and pedophiles i have actual bears eating people just killing people now and beavers
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It's like, I'll fucking off-bite everyone in your family.
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I just always took them like, ha-ha, silly, stupid brown thing.
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There was a trail behind my house in Oromocto when I was in Gagetown.
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It's downtown right by the river, by the Oromocto River.
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he goes all the way out to like the airport and you can fucking uh what kind of went past my house
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so it was very cool i would just go on there and run for a while and it would go there's like a
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swampy area and there's there's some beavers out there and i ran past and they fucking freaked out
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like i was gonna fight the town they were like charging like one of them was like you fucking
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want to go i'm like holy shit i couldn't believe this little fucker he's like smacking the water
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with his tail like i will fucking murder you i was like that is the fucking angriest animal i've
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ever seen to this day that beaver is the angriest animal i've ever seen in my life i've seen wolves
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at the zoo and they're like i don't care this beaver was like coked up conor mcgregor
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so i used to always kind of think it was funny like for years i'm like ah we had beavers on our
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collar pins in the second battalion like in the canadians like oh the beaver he's so industrious
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you make the beaver sound like Mark Slipinski
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who lives in the woods with a shaggy that he built
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beavers are not friendly they're not cuddly they don't want to see you they don't want you to
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they'll kill they were like if i was big enough i would rip your fucking head off
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you can feel it off them i live as i ran by i ran faster because i was like jesus it might
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it kind of freaked me out a bit i and i could feel it the beaver was so mad i remember yelling
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at it going i said dude chill out let's calm down like i
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I took it that seriously that I addressed it physically.
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Like, I acknowledged its presence in the world as a potential...
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I would like to keep all of my toes, preferably.
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put that beaver in the heritage commercial instead
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You probably taxed it and gave it to fucking Israel.
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Maybe you don't know what he's talking about.
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uh they were game they were they were for it they were they're like
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full fucking blow down right now i don't care if you're a human or a dragon or a fucking ghost
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i'm a beaver i don't give a fuck like how else am i supposed to survive i have to be the irish
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i have to be the new irish in america i have to be crazier than everyone or i'm gonna die
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it's still like if the rules were no no it has to still be fucked it has to be fucked like okay
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but i can make it more fun you'll be more fun fucked up like we don't have to if we're doing
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this we can at least have a good time what white well we're gonna fucking end the world whatever
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then i'm gonna party then i'm gonna fucking have a good time while i fuck you up i guess because
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what's the point otherwise you're not taking fun from me you fuck you i'll play with sticks i don't
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give a fuck you know those kind of people are like they're always indestructible man i've met
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so many of them in the military and i admire them so much i'm just like you're just not
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you know and i don't some of them are just born that way but the more interesting ones
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are people that i know who have like earned it you know they're not just born like some people
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I don't know, this is terrible. It's just a pop culture reference
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and a lot of people may have seen it, so it'll make sense.
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Like, most people, I don't fucking barely even know what that is.
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Alright, if everybody's fucking seen Batman
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They're literally killing people with beavers and bags
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And somehow it leaked pictures that are fake of me
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You don't want them to, do you want them to be competent?
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like oh man we are up against some scary people dude they are the
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it's a circus it's just zoo it's barely it's barely alive it's fight it's amazing and it's
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even intact i honestly can't believe some days how the country has not fallen apart yet
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it's that like this is pretty funny actually this is crazy it's crazy we're on the verge
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of collapse i'm not kidding any this any strong wind the whole thing could come apart a bunch of
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people in trucks a few years ago near the country exploded that was four years ago
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here's how i know you're wrong because four years ago there was like oh i don't know
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for some reason after everybody was like hey we should do medical experiment let's we're so drunk
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and fucked up and we're so let's hey do you guys want to go down to bill gates's house and do
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experiments hey let's go get experiments done on us by bill gates hey do you want to be an experiment
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The Sackler family is a plague upon which this earth must be cleansed.
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There was that understanding, and then all of a sudden,
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they were like, hey, have you ever heard of the flu?
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Well, there's a new one, and it's fucking a tiny bit worse, maybe.
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Yeah, and if you don't destroy your whole life and do everything I say,
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I'll put your house on the news, and I'll tell everybody to kill you.
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If you tell anybody I fucking hit you, I swear to God, I'll fucking murder you.
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That's the Canadian government to its own citizens.
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If anybody's watching, I know the CIA's watching.
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People are like all the time, how's Canada doing?
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It seems as though the government hates its own people.
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They seem to be hell-bent on killing everybody, actually.
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We're trying, we're trying to figure something out
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Because again, until the super weapons are complete
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i'm hanging out with you guys that's funny to me they're literally trying to kill us and we're like
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so do you they've been after me for like seven years
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seven years ago people were like oh no you better be careful like any moment i'll be dead
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they hate it they hate all of it why are there so many still alive i don't know they don't know
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do we do the aliens i guess fuck some of them think it's funny the canadians are calling them
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galeans no yes go away told you they're calling them galeans they're calling them galeans
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40 little guys out there being like alright
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handful of guys I don't know what they were doing they had a potato
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we tried to flag them down we tried to do you know alien stuff but anyway
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watch the tape hey get the fuck out of here you fucking galeans man oh look at me and my
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fucking little special spaceship flying around they're fucking plowing little kids and you're
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fucking floating around like a you're fucking gay you're a fucking galien man why don't you
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fucking beat it oh the aliens are so offended they fly out with like oh my god everyone else
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in the world went fucking bananas and freaked out some of them had panic attacks we landed in
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canada and they bullied us ruthlessly larry got hit in the face with a rock hey fuck off you
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fucking galen but we coming this starts bleeding from the eye let's get out of here
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yeah thanks for the fucking free energy man i'm working the fucking patch
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i'm fucking deaf and but here man you've oh look energy is just free you're just a fucking slave
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for no reason i guess for my fucking gay alien entertainment then i guess go fuck yourself man
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fucking fuck up go that that is the official canadian opinion on the galeans they're calling
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that's the actual word they use like oh is it french yes it's french canadian
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you have to say it that way you're being very disrespectful of our french people
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you know what the french are in canada this is like again everybody has a everybody is something
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right and i've never really done this for the french because i've always i haven't spent a ton
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of time there but everybody's a little everybody's got their own kind of little character and little
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attitude and the and like this is just and i mean this in the most loving way because it's like i
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love that guy this guy i have in mind like yeah he's a little scary but he's the best
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and he's like the guy you call when it's like oh no it's like we'll get we'll get
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sebastian and they're like no no we don't we don't need to go there we don't need angry
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listen no volatile tense situation if you want it to be resolved quietly you don't add angry
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frenchmen that's what are you insane hey what happens when i pour these chemicals together
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in front of my own face mustard gas are you what are you even a scientist
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they're a little one you know they are intent when they go man they go and it's like fuck
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they got that they still got that old europe like they get passionate about stuff
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and it's like it can be intimidating to some people
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like you don't get it like that's awesome like they just go hard so who cares good they're on
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our side right like don't make us get jacques are you fucked do you want that okay fine
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one of them comes out with a hammer and no shirt you're like yeah a big huge mustache
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like walked right out of the 1700s like yeah you remember them again you want to lie to us and say
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Oh, beavers are just stupid little nerdy animals.
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Oh, and the French are always running away and hiding,
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Have you read, do you know who Napoleon Bonaparte is?
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Have you read about anything that went on, like, back then?
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but he's not ruling off in a satisfying fashion.
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because axes to heads were not good enough for the French.
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they're like no i want a fucking spectacle of this i'm gonna invent a giant blade and its only
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reason is just to saw off heads so they'll roll delightfully into this basket for me
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and then like candidate canadians should we should be a superpower honestly that's why we weren't
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allowed to mass reproduce, because then you have the
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being to your destruction, sir, from this point
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actually i'll wake up every fucking day and i wish to god someone fucking try it i'm going right now
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i don't fucking care i've had it i'm 40 years old my knee and then the irish
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they invented whiskey that's how much they like it they invented it you know when people are like
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oh there's a bunch of insane people on whiskey who are just they'll fight a horse
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ah you know what they invented that they invented that that was their invention
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people that get half in the bag and will fight the entire planet okay now it's like it it's you
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know you guys love your superhero movies so much the bane is very powerful but it comes to cost
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he injects himself with poison it shortens his life he won't live long but you know
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i think primarily because of like uh access the british empire is a lot a lot of them and not so
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many of the uh the german countries in norway and sweden so on but there was a lot of them
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uh in every like success like every army in that time period that was like man they were hard to
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beat they fucking there was a big chunk even in napoleons there was like 20 a very large
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over-representation of them were northern european guys and like british scottish irish
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there's like gingers basically and they're like there's something wrong with those people
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they're just there they're always there like you know
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they're never absent when there's a good fight happening like man what is going on over there
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Like, they're half of the bag on whiskey, and they're fighting
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because they're sadistic and insane. They're very well
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seem to have no fear of death, because life is punishment
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What the fuck are we supposed to do with that?
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oh and we added some of the vikings into spanish a little bit and some italians also just to really
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just to make sure there's a good full spectrum now of unhinged like fucking capacity
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it always seems to attract like the genetic like none of the same none of the comfortable
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people of our ancestors ever came here because they were like everything's so awesome
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everything's so awesome i think i'll go across the entire fucking world
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into some where there's a shanty in the snow because everything's going so well right now
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that's basically everybody's grandparents eventually from somewhere like
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These are the guys who are like, there's no way.
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And they're like, let's climb up the fucking rock
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We climb up the rock when they're not looking
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And just fucking cut their necks while they're sleeping, man
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Hey, let's put fucking playing cards on their dead bodies, man.
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You ever do a fucking winter in Saskatchewan, man?
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Have you ever fucking been to Newfoundland, man?
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What's it like being comfortable every minute of the day?
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You don't have grizzly bears eating people there?
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But if you can just find a way to fucking, you can do a lot.
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and what you can do is kind of uh you know you get different modes and you can kind of
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compartmentalize things and you can process that and grieve when you have to and deal with it but
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you you know it doesn't have to destroy you and this provides a way to just kind of you know
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you're still going to get hit but you're not going to get hit by everything
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it's the difference between getting your ass beat to death and you're still in it a lot you're still
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alive that's what that's what that is you can laugh if you can have a good time that's what
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that is you're either going in there i'm a retard and can't even it's coming right at your face
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you're just like oh fucking i guess i'll just fucking be this which i've done
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i have a cut lip i got a little fucking mouse under my eye those french guys beat the shit out
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of me. Not really, but a little bit. Punched in the fucking liver. I was like, God damn
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it. Spent 20 seconds trying not to throw up. Oh my God, that fucking hurt a lot. Just
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oh my entire body wants to stop you being alive yeah it's awful it's like getting kicked in the
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balls arguably maybe worse so there's that everybody should experience that at least
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once you know i've had that happen at least three or four times now it's fucking horrible
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i hate it stop doing it to me i'll fucking do it back i swear to god i'll i'm fast i'll get you
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and they hate that too they hate it like it's yeah i'm being silly on purpose
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because i'm obviously i'm ripped and i started like we had to we had to listen to mustache man
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videos i think we're fucking crazy i what did i do all i did was listen to shit that already was
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real and happened you're running around telling everybody about galions you're blowing up half
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the world. You're like, everybody needs to be under AI
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It's fucking scary to the rest of us, actually.
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Do you not know? Do you not see yourselves?
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really mad, because I think they know. They're like, oh my god,
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think I wanted it to be like oh this is what I wanted yes oh yeah do you think this is what
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oh you know what I hope happens I hope this I hope this world we're in right now is what happened
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when I was 15 years old I was like you know what I fucking hope happens this is what we all hoped
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for i remember all back in 1994 oh shit the cover the canadian government's coming back
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sorry america we gotta fucking we gotta keep it down we gotta keep it down over here
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no i'm not i'm not kidding man she's crazy
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you're keeping it down over there yep yes yes yes mother yes mother do you
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If I fucking want, I will take you with me,
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I'll fucking burn Washington again, I swear to God.
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or you can just stay the fuck out of the way.
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like we might be all that's left everybody's lost their i'm not i'm only half kidding like
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it's sad man do you have any idea what it's like up here
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our own families have lost their minds everybody like
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no one should afford to live anywhere like it's not good and everybody's pretending like it's fine
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I can see it on there. It's not fine. Nothing is fucking fine at all actually and
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Then once again Hans Zimmer can be the soundtrack to your own life
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like were just the hardest to kill in all of history
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shouldn't i beaver attack them to death or something like sometimes part of me feels like
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i'm i'm genetically obligated to at some stage become a completely out of control menace
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and i don't it's not like i can't stop it like i feel it like it's like a wolfman thing
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like i can i don't i don't like where this is going i'm not in control anymore like we're
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we might like you're dealing with you're dealing with the fucking
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oh what's fucking count i'm gonna do honestly no no no no the canadians you know about that
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you're allowed to know about that are like oh look at that's fucking those certain
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that is not an accurate representation of what's going on up here at all
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there's a very considerable amount of people who are
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This is not, I mean, if we're going to be delusional,
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oh no it'll fucking we're at the stage now where we've had a weekend long
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thursday to like sunday night house party in when you know
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no mom and dad are not supposed to be home and they're home way earlier than they're supposed
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to be and this place is annihilated like it's destroyed it's like oh if we if we like if we
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what it's over like what do you do why are you even get just wait for them the beating to come
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because like there's nothing you have some dignity man sit down we've done what we've done now just
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take it like a man what are you gonna do like a fool you oh hi i was just oh he spilled some
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fucking oh stop it you fool do you think oh we're oh i'm gonna write on some paper and then all of
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the bad things that gaudy on us hungry has done it will just all go away everything went away
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because we got the libs out and everything went back to you know like we're fucking into it we're
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into her now hey we'll put everyone in jail for talking oh good this is going exactly where i
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thought it was going to go good stuff i bet it won't keep going exactly where i think it's going
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to go i said that earlier i'm tired of being white all the time just about bad things that seems to
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be common or like you know troubling things at the very least hey what's going on they're doing
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something weird with this virus stuff everyone called me insane it's like something's so strange
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is going on like the chinese are known for their propaganda and they're producing very disturbing
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images seemingly on purpose why would they do this why would they allow this what's happening
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what's going on fucking fucking a couple months later coronavirus everybody fucking stop everything
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forever and i'm like yeah see and they're like shut up you scientist like this has been playing
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out for a while actually this has been going on for a minute you've just painted it this can't
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stop the spread oh fuck everyone's lost their mind already they jingled some key they played
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some scary music on tv and everybody freaked out shit you know in my time in my in my fucking day
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boy they used to at least show up and fucking smash some shit they knocked out skyscrapers
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full of thousands of people we watched them die live on television now these days these kids man
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they go oh do do do do do do do rape me just fucking stick it in my butt
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it's because all the music is the bruno mars it's not cool none of it's cool it's there's no
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there's no energy there's no life in anything if there is it's all very keep it down you better
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keep it down you better go listen to some i don't even know you better listen to some joel plaskett
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no offense but it's like joel plaskett that's your that's about enough anything more anything
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Well, we're finished investigating what's going on in Canada
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And quite frankly, I'm not sure that there is a God anymore.
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I hope Tucker never comes here because they wouldn't let him leave.
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Like, people sleep on, this place is legitimately disturbing.
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This government is legitimately, like, they're mental.
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I don't have all, I mean, I've been talking for a while and I probably won't let me anymore,
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which is in a couple months or you're going to go to jail forever.
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Like, the entire fucking police were, like, trying to get me.
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The entire federal, the assistant commissioner of the RCMP is like,
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why isn't this guy fucking, why is his life destroyed?
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That's why I've, that's why I just went, oh, you know what?
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everything's under control i think i'll just shut up forever now never mind never mind i surmised
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i was like hey guys you think everything's out of control i think these guys might be completely
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out of their minds and out of control and then you went and did a bunch of things that only
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someone who was out of their mind and out of control would do and i went well you know and
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and they're like well we'll just band in no one's allowed to talk anymore okay that's a fucking good
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idea. Yep. I want you to do it. Pass it. Please do it. They're just waiting for the Senate to
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rubber stamp it. No, no, do it. Go ahead. I want you to see what happens. I know what happens,
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Do you guys think they're even thinking any thoughts?
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The things that they do are just, they're like automatons
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Are they just, like, is Christia Freeland an alien?
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Hey, hey, everyone, I'm heterosexual, just so you remember.
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Here, look, I'll grab Katy Perry's butt like I'm touching a fucking hot oven.
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like a straight man would grab katie perry's ass he would do this oh there i like this this is a
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yup that's how every straight man would grab would grab if given the chance hey you want to
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grab katie perry's ass yep i want to just flatten my i just want to kind of you know don't want to
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touch it too much have you ever seen someone try harder to pretend to be straight in your life
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it's a tv show he's a fucking tv cbc do your fucking job everyone wants to watch that show
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how gay is justin i'm not gay oh you're gay no i'm not y'all you're pretty fucking gay buddy
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that's all you'd have to do but no no no no no no no what are we gonna do now we're gonna make
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we're gonna prank rcmp veterans we're gonna attack we're gonna track um lindsey shepard
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and we're gonna invent fake tv shows just to try to humiliate our political opponents
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hey why don't you just spit hey why don't you be like come here peasants and spit in their eye
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why don't you do that next everybody's so behind it all man it's all going so well
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why don't you just start stabbing people why don't you do that good idea yes do that also
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It's like watching an idiot that no one likes
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It's like you're just contemplating you have no future at all
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This is actually happening they're letting us down finally
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we're just giving the government of canada remember the one that smashed the trucker
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convoy and put all these people in jail for no reason i was one of them uh canceled their
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bank accounts and mighty mighty I mean we don't we gotta be careful what we say
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like that there's a smile but it's not the smile I described earlier of old
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smiley it wasn't the smile of a pained man who's doing what he must and trying
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to bear it it's literally called grin and bear it it's literally what he was
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that's not that kind of a smile it's it's more like
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like a hungry predator can't wait to eat you kind of a smile
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and they like to hurt people they're getting a taste for it
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They like the power that they got and they're what they want more now
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The same people who did all that other crazy shit. They're like, you know, we need is we need way more power even than we have already
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So I just want America especially to be on notice like
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I don't know. There has to be. There's a lot of guys who just
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We're going to be grabbing people out of their houses at night now next?
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This is a choreographed dance that I've seen before.
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It's called Bloodthirsty Totalitarian Nightmare.
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When we come to take your neighbor, you look away.
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Then if you do, the suffering of those people was for nothing.
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A lot of people already paid a fucking horrible price for this behavior.
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Is this is not this is fucking not good. Everybody know what are we doing? What the this is fucking ridiculous now
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Give us all your guns, oh they drive all three at once, huh?
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Wow, I'm just hydrating up there since it's very, you know, I want to stay
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ready to go since you're clearly trying to kill
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that the government of Canada is doing right now
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good yeah they'll say good that's we're very close to that soon
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or all of human history is just an accident and this is the one time they're actually really good
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people and everything is any second now about to become amazing any minute now everything's
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about to become amazing you just see you trust the lib you trust that plan
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why seriously why why is let me guess the guy why is gas a million dollars
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and i said why do you think and he's like are we doing the war again i was like yeah it's like
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it's not that i mean it is sort of complicated but it's like a bank robber or a serial killer
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or any other criminal um i think this is an interesting job i i wouldn't want to i don't
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think i would have wanted to do it but i would respect it and i would if i knew any i would be
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interested that'd be an interesting conversation to have some around like that like a criminal
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It's not because you're a bad person or that you're stupid
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weak people when given the opportunity to wield out and execute power always go crazy with it
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because oftentimes uh you know they didn't they don't they're weak they're psycho they didn't
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earn that power they usurped it or they were given it they bestowed upon nobody's voted for
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any of this craziness but it's happening anyway somehow money rules the world and they're being
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earn their... None of these people in Parliament
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doesn't like giving all of our money to Israel.
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the history of a congressional fucking whatever it is.
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like some people a lot of people are very simple and they'll just vote for whoever they see the
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most good stuff about like that's it that's as far as they go and they have unlimited money so
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they're just they're just gonna buy every you're if you're oh they fall for that they're why why
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do you think they call them that the sheep the great they all are them are it's very easy
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you just keep pumping the same shit at them and they'll nod along
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it's almost like uh like in the earlier days for me when i was still kind of like it can't be as
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bad as I think it is you know it's almost like having a friend that you thought was a good
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person or you know a good friend and then they start doing something that you're like you're not
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are you doing what you better not be doing what oh my god oh no right
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nowhere actually oh that's kind of what that uh it's a bad situation you could say
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i do like that they've decided to just try to mock and ridicule like as mad as the rcmp
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i can't believe how mad they were at me for justifiably criticizing them for a terrible
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to have armed, you know, to the death gunfights
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Like, organized mass murder was, like, literally my job.
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and you know there's ways to contain and you know mitigate it and they did none of those things
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like let's just do fucking all the opposite of things the way you're supposed to do and i said
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that's fucking strange isn't it that's that's weird because normally like everyone knows that
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you don't do you do these things you close the highways you put inner cordon outer cordon you
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fucking lock that all down you do public alert you fuck everybody stay where you're at you didn't do
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any of that at all for almost two day a day and something how many buildings were on fire like
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there's a rampage going on and it's like oh yeah fuck me for asking i'm sorry fuck you
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well we threw a bunch of charges at you how'd that go fuck you i'm right you suck
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you know it now you're fucking precious how'd that you like that you like cbc now what do you
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of that who told you i was the bad guy in the first place they fucking did didn't they yep how
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you how you like them now how you like cbc now how's that going for you you're you're they're
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making mockeries out of like this is like red china now they're having public humiliation
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demonstrations of you their most loyal servants are being trotted out to be humiliated in front
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of the entire country and you look at me and go get that guy are you fucking how how broken are
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you is it all the way in there like how how bad is it i guess we'll find out if you have any dignity
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at all I guess I know you're listening I've got a lot of pages of shit like this is preposterous
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you're proposing we just drive it right off the cliff guys I'm like okay like I can't stop it
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from happening i'm just telling people what's going on
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maybe you should go check out the driver have you ever thought of that
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like you can do that i can't you actually could that's actually your job did you know that hey
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did you know that's actually your job well about the paper fuck the paper you look instinctively
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we know consciously what your role is supposed to be what the the role the archetype of society who
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made sure the rules were followed but also they kept everybody
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show up and they were our guys they were good guys
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they're just you know don't fuck them around
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in line citizen when did you turn into that
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once i don't know how fast it happened but i there was a time when it wasn't come here we
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got papers for that you better not be skating without a permit you little punk fucking it
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wasn't robocop i remember when it wasn't robocop now it's very robocopy we're gonna fucking get
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some justice we can't wait to kick some doors in for some facebook posts like really interesting
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i'm just wondering i'm just curious because as a human again i am
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one i don't know you guys are you could fool me i don't know what's going on because any
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human being could see this situation and go what are you doing and you just seem oblivious
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And like, are you good with that balance sheet?
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I'm just basically fucking, you know, I'm going to go be the Stasi.
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let's tear up the constitution of the United States of America
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other women are bribing me with energy drinks
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this is crazy i was trying to tell a story a long time ago
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Oh, why don't you like being on the highway and just driving?
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Because sometimes, you know, when I was a kid, it doesn't happen anymore.
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But sometimes when you used to when I was a kid, you'd be driving along and then everything would just blow up and everyone would be dead.
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So you're like, you know, every time, every once in a while you're in the car, like, oh, I'm going to die.
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It's fucking, you know, people would drive into you on purpose to blow up and murder you.
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It was just something you had to worry about all the time.
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It was like, you know, people used to have, oh, there's a werewolf out there.
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You know, a toilet, a patch of dirt, a rubber ducky,
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Yeah, right up its ass all kinds of, kaboom, goat bomb.
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i don't know i wasn't in uh i mean every war is different you know
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they all have their own terrors because sometimes i bet i mean i mean the scale of a lot of a lot
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huger but there's comparative there's spots where you don't you know it's not a shitload
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of violence there's there's enough though you know and it's like like in world war one it really
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depends on where you're at it would be the worst it could be hell on earth but every one of them
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are like i don't has there ever been one like that where they're like there's literally nowhere
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to relax ever now especially now with the drones like that's all gone forever there used to be a
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battlefield. It was like this kind of scary place in between life and death. It was almost
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fictional. It was almost like another realm in your imagination. You would imagine it and think
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about it because it was a real place that you would be going to. It's somewhere else. You're
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marching there. All through history, every man alive who's ever done this, sailed away on a boat,
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and learn about it, like it's a, you know, this could be the end of you
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Jesus Christ, even Vietnam, they'd, like, rotate them out for a few...
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Oh, go back to fucking Hawaii for a few weeks and shit.
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I mean, we kind of did that, too, but there was, like...
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If you were out of the fucking airfield and the fucking...
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The Ford Fobbs and shit, if you were, like, out there in the wilderness,
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Like thank God I don't have to worry about that anymore
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I remember I walked to the shower truck one day
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Two of our vehicles had to go in there for repairs.
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And I'm like, we have like six hours or something.
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i'm like 150 meters away towel over my shoulder flip flops and my shorts
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rifle because you gotta carry your weapon all over the place except there but sometimes
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i'd look along but it just blows up shower truck explodes like oh never mind blew up
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guess i'm not having a shower now because it exploded for no it just blew up out of nowhere
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no warning whatsoever so you're not safe anywhere wherever you're sleeping that could
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just blow up anything all the time nope i watched the guy walking along one second and then it just
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didn't exist another just vaporized poof this place is interesting this is a wild place so
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when do you relax like when do you oh no no we just coil you right up like the tightest spring
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of all time and then fucking now there's drones on top of that so that's a high stress environment
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how's ukraine i bet awful i bet really scary i bet fucking beyond like
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and why are we doing it nobody knows they don't really have an explanation
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so you know most people will say oh well no there is one i just just because i don't understand it
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doesn't mean like it i'm sure it does make sense no i'm telling you it doesn't it promise you it
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doesn't no no they're good they're doing the right thing it just i just because we don't
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of what's happening to us, they think it's funny.
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But from, like, let's say a man standpoint, which is more realistic.
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It's like, imagine all of a sudden, you're like, wait a minute.
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And then all of a sudden, a guy's like pulled a gun on, like you're getting robbed at gunpoint by like a man, like that's happening to you right now.
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Like, it's almost like as this is unfolding, you're like, oh, fuck.
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But in slow, kind of in slow motion, but it's a huge thing that's happening.
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It's an entire country, an entire world really in a lot of ways is just going into its jacket right in front of us.
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And we're like, oh, we'll just get the libs out.
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We're going to just, you know, we're just going to trust the plan.
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We're going to just fucking, oh, no, fucking give me, you know.
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Like, literally, the Epstein shit came out.
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they're like if there's not if nothing comes of any of this
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that means it's the end of the world because there's nowhere else to go like it there's only
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decay now they can't build anything they can only destroy things and if we've reached the end of the
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distraction like what they're talking about there's there's all kinds of different aliens
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actually is a galactic federation of the are you fucking out are you serious we just caught you
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mass raping children to death and mass murdering people and you're like hey look galians i don't
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care good i hope they should if we know what they're either helping you or don't give a shit
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i don't care about the galians actually i don't care because what the i mean whatever
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clearly not help nobody's helping if anything they're helping the bad guys i don't know
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and make excuses for the people who rape children to death.
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No, I don't really care what you think, actually.
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It's, you know, nobody wants to say what it smells like,
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we're like, oh, fuck, he's coming back. Everybody's elbows
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That kind of feels like where we're at with Washington.
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in Canada's like oh see that's good they're coming to save us not exactly
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see to Washington you're just a hot drunk chick
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like he's looking for a potential you don't know who this guy is this could be a two-in-one
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he's like I could easily take this guy this would be hilarious and she's hot this would be
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the best night ever please do please do what I want you to do because look at the way she's
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the worst. You might kill yourself when this is
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I don't give a fuck. Get out of here. Walk
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home. Put your shoes. Fuck your shoes. I don't care.
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who are you excuse me that's my girlfriend
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we have trillions of dollars of shit we have trillions and tri we have a oh we are drowning
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in money. We should be. Diamonds, uranium, potash, oil, fish, egg, what do you want? Lumber,
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everything in the fucking imaginable. You want some oil, son? Oh, here, all of China can have
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oil. The pipeline's like, yeah, we'll just feed all of Asia. We'll just casually feed Asia with
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some oil we have. Like, this country is the hottest chick you've ever seen in your life.
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like it's just if you're you go for it you'll never there's never going to be another one
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like this again you'll kill yourself you don't go what are you doing and that's who's that's
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that's what's happening that's who's that's who owns it excuse me my elbows are up sir
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You'd rather them be in front of your face.
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You know, so you can say I'm worried the CIA may absorb us.
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Is the United States of America going to tolerate
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And it doesn't matter what you think about him or not.
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He has a massive audience, and a ton of people listen to what he says.
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He's, I think, the biggest show in the world, or number two, him and Rogan.
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Both of them are like, Canada's out of control.
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So that means most Americans are hearing that it's,
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We're going to start having a freedom conversation soon?
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Because have you not noticed that America's like, hey, you need some freedom?
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Venezuela looks like it could use a little bit of freedom, actually.
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You could have a little bit more than you've got right now.
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Well, I did like to see them, but you would not like to see these pictures.
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A lot of people are saying, don't show the picture.
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I might just, I might just do it to humiliate you.
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You know, they're getting a little feisty.
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They're kind of just fucking doing whatever now, right?
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I'm not, like, I'm justifiably, we're all justifiably like, well, things fucking get pretty wild.
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Yeah, we already sent an aircraft carrier to Cuba.
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I'm the greatest fisherman of human beings in the world.
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I think he's covering them in wax to make them wax statues,
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What do you think the ballroom fund is for?
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80 years old is when they say, you get to be 80, you can't stop, can't stop dancing.
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There is unbelievable amount of widows, and you can just grab all the 80-year-old pussy you want to.
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yeah but what's what's the money really for you know like what the fuck did you know there's aliens
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oh is there cool i think with a does that where epstein is or no that's palm beach peace
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there's so there's so it's fucking it's a fucking madhouse
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no no normal sane person could even try to just oh let's see how things are going whoa
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immediately fucking exit window it's like you accidentally stumbled stumbled on the worst kind
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of wrong porn in your life you're like no that's let's just all ignore it until it becomes out of
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Yeah, that's not exaggeration that's happening.
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They have their own unique kind of, like an animal.
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They're very small on the inside and pathetic.
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Man, there's a lot of drug money in this country
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Is it going to be just dangerous to, you know, see the wrong thing?
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Oh, he saw the wrong thing once and got shot down.
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Because there's a serious fucking heavy-hitting criminal cartels and shit going on,
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Like, it's, you know, like in South America.
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All kinds of, like, how far is this going to go?
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that's just one part there's a lot of these there's a lot of little
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like packs of hungry little shithead like uh like hyenas
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who group together in big numbers and then attack wounded other animals
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like they'll they'll fight a lion but only if there's 20 of them and only if it's tired and
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old and maybe got a broken leg, then they'll show you how tough they are.
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It's very important that you don't, you know, let them think you've got broken legs and
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you're easy to kill, because if they think you're easy to kill, they'll definitely kill
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oh I'll just do whatever, I'll just bend over
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and I'll be like, you are definitely dead.
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to go, if I'm just really nice to them they'll be
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nope, they'll eat you first actually is what happens.
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all they want is more power and you can only give
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power to be there's only so much power in the power pie
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before i go i'm gonna type with the power pies i want to make sure i miss any of these
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chance he says rape knife kill bomb jew rope well i mean we got to get that cc printer going
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patent thank you for the subscription sir jitterroot thank you very much man
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I forgot what I was gonna say again. Something bomb. What was I gonna say?
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It's harder for me to hold multiple thoughts in my head at once.
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One of them I just make really funny, and the other one's like,
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I'll remember this in a second, and then I don't.
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And then it vanishes, and then I'm sitting here looking like an idiot.
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Is this really what you do, or you're embarrassing?
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I know, but I live in Canada, you know what I mean?
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it's like uh it's like tattooing in star wars maybe it's like the people are sad and just
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you know hopefully i die soon like that's kind of their best hope at this point like i hope i
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i just love it i love the scene those right karen are you okay memes no no are you
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I don't know if you've noticed, you have some serious problems.
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Like, everything is going very badly everywhere.
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I wish I could remember what I was going to say.
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What, what, I had some kind of, it was a, what ball?
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No, it was not the dollar, but there's the power pie.
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It's not for you to wield like a superpower to hurt people because you feel small.
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Those people cannot have more and more and more of the pie because it's less and less for you.
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There's only so much power to do anything, to make decisions, to think, to build, to create, to destroy, to make any important decision, like all of it.
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Now it's getting to the point of what you think and dream about
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So roll, roll, you bastard, you never can tell
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So roll, roll, holler, come give her all you can
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O'er the sea, she will best us, we'll never see the land
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They win by making you become who they want you to become.
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And you fight it and them and everything by being who you should be.
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There's too many of us, and we've got nothing to lose.
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he laughs because he has to not because he wants to and the show must go on you never want to
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We tried to invade Canada, actually, is what we tried to do,
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It turns out everybody in that country is very, very short-fused.
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It just was like everybody just needed a reason.
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Netflix, they tried to send a documentary there.
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They said, you owe us $10 billion bajillion, Netflix.
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I got a black-eyed helicopter, and I flew away.
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Everybody else very bravely, very wisely sacrificed themselves for me.
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I learned in Canada what a brairie fuck is.
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I've never heard of this before, but it's when you're in the prairies
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and then you get surrounded by pickup trucks with men
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with semi-automatic weapons and you're fucked.
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I figured what it would have done to Jeffrey if they said anything would have been so bad.