Raging Dissident Podcast - May 23, 2026


🍁 618 - CANADIAN HERETIC


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3 hours and 44 minutes

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Word count

32,762

Sentence count

1,845

Harmful content

Misogyny

67

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Toxicity

948

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Hate speech

455

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In this episode, I talk about meth, sex, and a bunch of other stuff. I also talk about how to make our father s oaths sacred once again, and how we all deserve the opportunity to make it.

Transcript

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00:00:00.000 Son of a bitch 1.00
00:00:01.860 God likes me 1.00
00:00:05.500 I am the best 1.00
00:00:08.580 Fuck everybody else 1.00
00:00:13.180 Suck off my dick 1.00
00:00:15.000 I'm perfect 1.00
00:00:18.580 I am the best 1.00
00:00:21.720 Fuck everybody else 1.00
00:00:27.000 God likes me, oh 1.00
00:00:29.620 I'll be a witness to my life
00:00:32.740 It wasn't this way all the time
00:00:36.120 God, buddy, God says, can't hide 0.99
00:00:39.080 Can you fucking believe it, oh 0.99
00:00:42.760 I'll be a witness to my life 0.99
00:00:45.860 It wasn't this way all the time
00:00:49.240 Nobody knows, girls, tonight 0.97
00:00:51.520 Can you fucking believe it, oh 0.99
00:00:55.800 Who needs hearing nobody needs ears 0.99
00:01:04.980 Who needs ears
00:01:25.800 Hey, how are you?
00:01:55.800 just nod
00:02:00.920 you don't gotta say anything i know what you mean
00:02:06.520 just
00:02:07.360 all right so enough with the methamphetamine music or maybe not
00:02:25.800 I've never tried meth, not on purpose.
00:02:28.300 I probably have done a little bit by accident.
00:02:31.320 How do you accidentally do meth?
00:02:33.020 Well, because you think it's cocaine.
00:02:37.740 Which I don't recommend.
00:02:39.840 But just pro tip, this is how it goes.
00:02:43.160 It goes like this.
00:02:45.000 Oh! 0.99
00:02:46.660 If you're fucked up immediately, that's meth and fit. 0.99
00:02:49.380 That's not coke, that's meth. 0.99
00:02:53.040 Pro tip.
00:02:55.800 I made a witness to my life
00:02:59.040 It wasn't this way all the time 0.99
00:03:02.420 I find all girls denied 0.99
00:03:04.860 Can you fucking believe it? 1.00
00:03:09.100 You're gonna miss. 0.98
00:03:13.040 How you guys doing? 0.99
00:03:14.780 Probably fucking horrible, right? 0.98
00:03:16.000 You're in Canada mostly, 0.99
00:03:16.960 and then some of you guys are in America, 0.99
00:03:18.320 so equally probably just as terrible.
00:03:20.160 You're alive in this nightmare, you know?
00:03:25.800 Um, yeah, I'm not even dressed.
00:03:28.920 I didn't have time because I was too busy, uh, being in between worlds of, like, it's
00:03:36.620 a good thing I don't have nuclear codes, you know?
00:03:41.420 Because it was debatable.
00:03:42.720 There was a few moments where I'm like, I, the entire existence of all things thrusters
00:03:49.300 through your mind and go, if there was a delete key, would you press it now?
00:03:52.760 and the answer is not a zero percent negative it's not it's not zero it's actually a lot higher than
00:03:59.080 zero it's tempting it becomes tempting um yeah and uh you know i tend to uh i mean this is just 0.86
00:04:17.080 this is just my fucking soapbox right sorry i'm swearing again already i'm trying not i'm trying 0.83
00:04:21.420 on to but i can't that's the infantry that's the infantry in me that's how i learned how to 0.98
00:04:25.040 communicate f-bombs constantly if i could stop i would you know your people complain i just wish
00:04:32.500 you wouldn't swear so much i just yeah well you know the people you know you're lovely uh you
00:04:37.000 know the people you guys that complain like that who you love so much and like that guy or these
00:04:41.880 people they also have child porn on their computer they also take money from epstein empire and you 0.72
00:04:47.300 know rape children and so on so there's that so you know nobody's perfect least of all me but 0.96
00:04:53.600 you know it's on balance uh you know me swearing a lot is 0.98
00:04:59.780 it's really so bad
00:05:02.860 you know i'm just uh basically just here to keep you guys company i think because uh
00:05:17.300 on the one hand there's a lot a million things i could say there's a million other things i
00:05:26.340 shouldn't and couldn't and don't care to
00:05:28.600 um i've tried to fix the audio i don't know what the problem is i've listened to it back on my phone
00:05:37.900 on the desktop on in every format and it sounds fine the levels everything looks and sounds fine
00:05:44.180 to me but multiple people say i can't hear anything i've cranked it but i don't know what
00:05:48.080 to tell you it's you need it you need an old priest a young priest a broken bottle and a dead
00:05:52.120 monkey and you know you throw salt over your shoulder on a tuesday during a full moon and
00:05:57.220 then you need to dance the macarena in the rain all those things up then maybe it'll
00:06:00.540 work maybe it'll work again i don't know what to tell you um it's literally just me in here
00:06:06.980 trying to try to do a really crappy amateur job of anything so i'm sorry this is the best i can do
00:06:18.500 um i'll just start with something you know of course you know these guys
00:06:23.940 i'll read some of these chats here i appreciate it guys thank you
00:06:28.100 old intrusive thoughts don't we all someone else says we deserve the opportunity to make
00:06:32.420 make our father's oaths sacred once again.
00:06:42.180 Deserve.
00:06:45.420 Opportunity.
00:06:52.580 I have so many competing thoughts, you know?
00:06:54.940 Sometimes it's better to just read the chat and, you know, move on.
00:06:57.340 It's like, I don't know if you guys want me to just read them.
00:06:59.880 comment on them i don't know but i'm just gonna say thank you
00:07:04.520 jenstein says for your trouble sir see this is an easy one thank you man
00:07:07.820 appreciate it um see you guys see you soon uh i'm not your guy so also for tonight's troubles
00:07:16.760 i toast you with some nose tobacco you know what that might help that's what i need i need more
00:07:20.380 stimulants uh we've got we've got a couple different kinds hmm let's see um
00:07:29.560 this one's blue and sort of an icy coated flavor it sounds more that one that one's brown and says
00:07:37.320 mulled magic i actually like that one better but you know for image purposes i better stick with
00:07:41.760 the you know this is a very have you ever seen anybody other than like british aristocrats do
00:07:47.020 this anyway i i've never even heard of it i didn't know this was a thing until i went to british
00:07:51.280 columbia i think is what they're all doing out there yeah that's probably not gonna help anything
00:07:57.200 I'm just going to get closer to having a stroke now, but that's okay.
00:08:01.040 20 books is 20 books.
00:08:02.340 Thanks, man.
00:08:02.960 Justice for fathers says, F you, Philip. 0.97
00:08:08.400 It's fair.
00:08:09.060 He's done a lot of damage.
00:08:11.860 He's done a lot of damage.
00:08:12.860 He's corrupted a lot of sons and daughters,
00:08:15.980 and he's had adulterous relationships with a lot of your wives and husbands.
00:08:22.080 You know?
00:08:24.680 Where do you think the whole prison rape thing came from?
00:08:26.820 Like, he doesn't, he's not that picky.
00:08:28.760 He just, it's about power for him.
00:08:31.760 That's all it is.
00:08:34.220 Brian says, in Scotland, in the 60s, I listened to the pirate radio stations.
00:08:39.220 They were ships, Radio Caroline and Radio Scotland, broadcasting outside the British waters.
00:08:44.580 Awesome stuff.
00:08:45.400 We should get them.
00:08:46.820 People don't even listen to the radio anymore anyway, do they?
00:08:49.140 It's so hard to know what anybody's doing anymore.
00:08:51.740 Everyone's so disconnected in a million directions.
00:08:54.120 nascar is life says if there was ever a nascar driver that has similar personality to me it
00:09:01.500 would be kyle bush drink some rebel bourbon and pop some nick pouches with some m&ms tonight
00:09:06.580 for kfb i don't know what kfb means mage in peace thanks man i never watched i never got
00:09:14.560 into racing or NASCAR and stuff. Unhinged and, you know, unpredictable, maybe lose views says
00:09:31.120 do you ever get tired of being right all the time? Yes. Because it's always about bad stuff.
00:09:36.700 You know
00:09:38.960 It's a curse
00:09:41.320 I think
00:09:43.940 And there's an old story
00:09:45.800 Family story
00:09:48.000 That we were cursed by a witch 0.98
00:09:51.220 Back in Scotland 1.00
00:09:53.520 To
00:09:54.000 Be able to see the future
00:09:57.000 But nobody will listen to you
00:09:59.400 And you know what
00:10:01.600 That is sort of a 0.99
00:10:02.400 That is sort of a fucking curse 0.99
00:10:03.960 Isn't it 0.99
00:10:04.860 it's like you're it's like that scene from interstellar where he's like
00:10:09.300 watching himself from like earlier or in the future i can't remember the plot exactly but
00:10:16.720 he's like bang on the no don't do it and he can't do anything about it it's kind of like that
00:10:22.440 i don't think i can see the future but i don't know sometimes
00:10:27.180 um a lot of weird stuff happened you know we're called the spooky mckenzie's for a reason
00:10:33.740 And I never really put that much thought into it until the last couple of years.
00:10:39.180 And there definitely is something weird going on with our bloodline, for sure.
00:10:45.460 My father's had some strange experiences, my sister, myself, recently, a couple, like enough that any other person, any one of these during their life would have been one of those times that they'd started to really question their sanity or reality.
00:11:00.380 and I have like a dozen or more
00:11:03.040 to the point where it's just something that happens.
00:11:05.920 Somebody, one of our friends was over today
00:11:07.540 asking about some of the stuff.
00:11:09.220 I was like, oh, there's this, that, but that time
00:11:10.500 and then this and then this,
00:11:11.480 oh, and that time and this and that.
00:11:14.360 It's just like,
00:11:16.220 I wish I was just schizophrenic,
00:11:19.680 but I don't think that sets on usually much earlier.
00:11:22.700 I just turned 40 in March,
00:11:23.880 so I think if I was going to be schizophrenic,
00:11:25.260 it would have happened by now.
00:11:25.700 Unless I'm a very high-functioning schizophrenic,
00:11:27.780 then I'd be doing very good by now.
00:11:30.380 um i mean i'm faking it very well nobody seems to have noticed or they have and that's why they
00:11:36.480 stay away i don't know i don't care nobody cares keegan says by god we'll have our own again thanks
00:11:41.980 for what you do thanks thanks man um i mean we already do we do and we don't it's it's complicated
00:11:51.060 um i've been you know thinking a lot and wrestling a lot internally with a lot of
00:12:00.300 different things and uh you know i might get to it which i'm just going to try to get through these 0.73
00:12:06.800 chats here and try to make sense of it uh kyle fucking bush he says nascar okay okay i believe 0.86
00:12:15.080 you nut boy says uh it's been a long week and i've got training to do in the morning i'll catch 0.93
00:12:18.040 you then brother thanks man i appreciate it yeah i think all you guys that um most of most of them
00:12:22.700 do most of the viewers most of the guys that listen the few of you that there are um you know
00:12:27.940 i appreciate you guys it's i'm very blessed and very fortunate uh to have this
00:12:34.820 it's uh i made a deliberate choice years ago i could i could turn a lot of stuff off and
00:12:40.180 it's distracting it distracts me i try to get into a thought and then it just kind of
00:12:46.740 distracts me just keep saying the same thing over again but i'll put this up here so
00:12:52.500 that's obvious 1.00
00:12:55.840 Scotian lady says 0.96
00:12:56.560 I said before
00:12:57.140 but your podcast
00:12:57.780 is a lifeline
00:12:58.240 insanity saver
00:12:59.240 your worst dream
00:13:00.860 is still the best
00:13:01.440 on the internet
00:13:01.940 I don't know about that
00:13:02.920 keep being real 1.00
00:13:05.820 fake people suck 1.00
00:13:07.420 they sure do 1.00
00:13:07.940 they're my least favorite
00:13:09.120 because
00:13:10.500 when you do it
00:13:11.660 that's a fake person
00:13:12.500 right what they're saying
00:13:16.720 so again
00:13:17.180 I'm
00:13:17.500 I
00:13:20.820 you know
00:13:21.140 I made a decision
00:13:21.820 to just not have any facade whatsoever.
00:13:31.820 You know, most people that do this kind of thing,
00:13:33.100 they're doing a character or something.
00:13:35.660 You know, I ham it up a little bit
00:13:36.980 and try to entertain and stuff over the years,
00:13:38.560 but, you know, I can't do it.
00:13:42.020 I can't lie.
00:13:44.340 I can't pretend.
00:13:45.520 I can't, you know, hide from things
00:13:48.700 like a lot of people like to do. 1.00
00:13:51.820 And to my chagrin, many of the things that I've not been hiding from and very vocal about since the beginning, before I was even on the internet doing this stuff, you know, like, you know, the left, the libtards are just figuring out about Palestine now, like recently, oh my God, yeah, I've been well aware. 1.00
00:14:09.740 That's where I first learned how to, like, really develop a visceral sort of loathing and detestation for things in the world here. 1.00
00:14:24.680 coming from a martial background in the military
00:14:29.740 to see that level of depraved
00:14:31.880 disrespect for life
00:14:34.400 and just wanton
00:14:36.300 bloodlust
00:14:38.300 and like just evil
00:14:40.700 you know 1.00
00:14:41.240 so beware libtards 1.00
00:14:44.420 you know why I'm a Nazi 1.00
00:14:46.280 because Palestine that's literally the reason 1.00
00:14:48.560 that's where it started
00:14:52.500 well it's like around that time it was 9 11 which meant me to who are these people
00:15:00.380 where do they live what are they doing oh my god oh wow i thought i i thought i knew what bad guys
00:15:08.540 were about until until i discovered that but there's a lot of people that didn't want to talk
00:15:17.040 about it yeah so you get banned from the internet i was banned i don't know how many times from
00:15:20.460 YouTube and everything else. I'm not allowed to make money. I'm not allowed to fucking have a
00:15:23.080 life or anything because I was daring to talk about it. Now you can, now that it's, now that 0.98
00:15:27.340 it's popular. Somewhat to be able to talk about. But yeah, because you can, you can choose what
00:15:45.540 you want to do. You can, everyone knows what you're expected to say. If you have half a brain,
00:15:51.200 what's going to be exact. You know where the line is. You know, when you're going to say something 0.78
00:15:58.400 or think something, you go, oh, I shouldn't say that. Or I shouldn't say, well, where's that
00:16:01.420 sense? Where's that feeling come from? It's an instinct. It's an understanding or appreciation
00:16:06.420 of the environment that you're in. And you think, oh, I don't know if I should say that or go there.
00:16:09.420 why because somebody's gonna get upset there's societal expectations and a lot of people just
00:16:16.500 self-censor because they know what will happen if you don't you'll be punished and you'll be
00:16:21.480 canceled and you'll be open man and oh you can't say that oh how dare you say that you're a bad boy
00:16:26.600 but it's happening
00:16:28.960 yeah i'm just like i'm ready to explode so i packed a bowl here i haven't had weed in like
00:16:54.400 almost it's been a while it's been well almost two weeks uh i've always said like i i'm lucky
00:17:01.880 every man is usually i think you're assigned a weakness of some kind some guys are unlucky and
00:17:08.780 have multiple ones but if they're honest and i've i'm always i've been trying to be for a long time
00:17:15.200 i haven't always been but you have to be uh if you're going to try to be a good person you have
00:17:20.100 to be honest with yourself and with everything because it's just dishonesty is a mask and it's 0.89
00:17:26.220 a cult but it's a fucking it's weak you know but if you're gonna be honest you know it's something 0.98
00:17:33.520 what is it buddy okay oh you got a gambling problem but you have a gambling problem some 0.99
00:17:39.560 guys can't be anywhere near that uh drugs nope can't handle that uh you can't have a beer oh no
00:17:47.900 They, you know, they will not be able to stop.
00:17:51.640 It will ruin and destroy their life.
00:17:52.760 It will be something, you know.
00:17:55.920 None of those things.
00:17:56.680 I've, you know, dabbled with lots of things, but I've always been able to just go.
00:18:00.420 It wasn't a fight to, like, throw it away.
00:18:03.000 It doesn't, you know, there wasn't a whole lot of a struggle there. 1.00
00:18:06.100 Mine is women. 1.00
00:18:07.100 That was my weakness and always will be. 1.00
00:18:11.840 You know, it's just everybody's got something. 1.00
00:18:14.080 Women have their own. 1.00
00:18:15.120 For women, I think it's almost always purses. 0.98
00:18:17.300 I don't know.
00:18:18.260 I'm not a female, so I don't know.
00:18:19.460 But I think it has something to do with purses and makeup.
00:18:21.840 There's something going on there with that.
00:18:24.360 They're all, like, there's whole sections of the store of, like, Shopper's Drug Mart
00:18:28.640 that is just paint for your face and pictures of clown ladies with painted faces.
00:18:33.420 And there's a sales lady, like, I don't want to paint your face. 0.99
00:18:35.780 And they're all just coming in there and show, you know, credit card, credit card, credit card.
00:18:40.800 Bags and bags of paint, face paint.
00:18:42.700 And you're like, what is happening over there?
00:18:45.320 So I don't know.
00:18:45.880 They have their own struggles.
00:18:47.300 But, you know, eating, you know, some people food, they can't, there's a way in to get
00:19:00.980 you.
00:19:02.260 Whatever you, you think you got a big castle.
00:19:03.960 Oh, no, I'm good.
00:19:04.900 I'm solid. 0.99
00:19:05.640 I've got my shit under control. 0.99
00:19:07.160 No, no. 1.00
00:19:07.620 You got a weak spot, buddy.
00:19:08.740 Everybody does.
00:19:11.780 Whatever it is, that's where they'll, that's where they'll, that's where they'll, that's
00:19:14.520 where they'll catch you snapping.
00:19:15.440 That's what will catch you sleeping, and then there you go, life ruined.
00:19:19.380 You've got to be careful.
00:19:25.620 Yeah, I'm wound up real tight today.
00:19:32.100 More so than usual, if you can believe that.
00:19:37.640 Trying to decide what to do here.
00:19:43.020 Not just tonight.
00:19:45.440 I wasn't going to do it, but I thought, you know, I didn't, it's been a busy, I'm always
00:19:49.000 busy, and it's not like, everybody is busy.
00:19:52.220 I'm not trying to complain, and it's, you know, again, I'm lucky to be busy, because
00:19:57.500 I know there are lots of people who have nothing, and no one, and they're just, and some of
00:20:06.100 them are here, some of them, that's why they're here, because I get it, I understand, and 0.86
00:20:09.340 I fucking wish I could do more.
00:20:10.560 I wish I could help you 0.98
00:20:13.160 more
00:20:14.220 or at all.
00:20:19.720 Life's not fair.
00:20:21.160 It's more than unfair.
00:20:22.980 It's cruel.
00:20:28.460 Unfair, I can accept.
00:20:31.840 Cruelty,
00:20:32.740 that's harder for me to swallow.
00:20:36.080 And there's a lot of that
00:20:36.720 unnecessary
00:20:39.040 And again, I'm honest
00:20:47.560 to a fault, to a flaw,
00:20:51.340 to the point that it's gotten me in a lot of trouble
00:20:53.100 and it's not made life easy for me.
00:20:56.780 To be honest, life was a lot easier when I wasn't honest.
00:21:01.080 A lot easier.
00:21:09.040 but yeah it's it's cruel and they'll laugh at the idea they'll be like oh you're being hysterical
00:21:17.500 I think people just don't want to look at it
00:21:24.660 but it's there like in the corner like a disgusting festering sore
00:21:32.160 wound of some sort you know that just wouldn't want to acknowledge that it's there but
00:21:36.660 I will, and do, and point right at it
00:21:41.020 and rather than
00:21:42.300 work with me or anyone on what we do about this
00:21:48.500 just shut anybody up who dares say the truth
00:21:50.700 is that this is an evil place 0.95
00:21:52.720 this is an evil country 1.00
00:21:54.540 and the world generally is ruled by very 0.99
00:22:00.440 evil and cruel people 1.00
00:22:02.640 and what's been going on in Palestine 1.00
00:22:06.580 is a taste
00:22:07.820 of what they are like
00:22:09.920 of what is permitted
00:22:11.900 of what goes on
00:22:13.140 and has been going on
00:22:14.480 and what they get away with
00:22:15.380 and continue to get away with
00:22:18.900 and
00:22:19.480 it's everywhere
00:22:26.440 and then it infuriates me
00:22:32.180 because it doesn't have to be like this
00:22:37.360 but it is
00:22:37.900 it shouldn't be like this but it is
00:22:40.720 and people
00:22:44.080 forever, for hundreds, thousands of you
00:22:46.900 have all tried to do or say something
00:22:48.900 and it's just
00:22:49.460 it ain't up to you
00:22:51.680 you're just one man
00:22:54.960 or woman or person 0.91
00:22:55.820 it's not your job, you're not God 0.98
00:22:57.740 you don't get to fix the world
00:23:02.180 and uh buddy there said you know whenever home again uh that's up that's all up to us it's up to
00:23:07.980 you to fix anything or make anything better which is really what i've all it's i just wanted to be
00:23:18.300 of service and be of good use i wanted to mean something to count for something to
00:23:22.660 i don't want to just be a passenger and float along my life and consume things and you know
00:23:27.560 that sucks but uh i wanted to you know do contribute something always looking you know
00:23:34.380 where that is it's in the mirror it's always internal that's always where it is because 0.94
00:23:39.340 the the better of a person that you can be and that doesn't mean virtue signaling 0.91
00:23:44.000 these people with all their flags and shit outside oh look you've got an israeli flag
00:23:48.980 and a trans flag and a rainbow flag and a blm flag and a ukraine flag and you're just the best 0.95
00:23:53.440 person in the whole ding-dong world, aren't you? You must be the final boss of good people. Look
00:23:58.380 how good of a person you are. That's for them. That's just a narcissist. I almost guarantee
00:24:06.440 whoever lives in that house, they need their hard drive confiscated immediately. They need their
00:24:13.080 credit card and bank statements examined and their hard drives taken and their phone.
00:24:18.820 they whoever that is that's advert that's like the neon sign uh if batman were around that would
00:24:24.860 be like i need to investigate this house that's something that's awful is going on in there almost
00:24:29.340 for sure uh what are you that's like a politician i'm all the things i'm i i love everybody i'm
00:24:35.700 wearing every costume i'm whatever it is i just what what are you hiding good actual good people
00:24:42.140 don't need to go spend go out of their way every single day to just constantly reassure everyone
00:24:48.500 how good they are that is that's like charlie sheen and his peak being like i've never been 0.88
00:24:53.760 more sober in my life man i'm fucking i'm so fucking sober right now i don't i'm for some 0.89
00:24:59.720 reason i i don't believe you and for no reason at all well maybe because i'm 40 the achilles tendon 0.98
00:25:08.560 in my left foot heel area is just screaming in pain now like all right whatever i'm all over the
00:25:17.180 place tonight, man. And I just, um, I, I mean, a lot of this has been political over the years
00:25:24.440 and I'm, I'm also, I'm doing this with the mind of this may be coming to an end soon,
00:25:28.200 at least temporarily, because the laws and everything that's being passed in this country
00:25:32.300 are absolutely bananas. And, you know, I can't stop them. I'm, I'm partially responsible for
00:25:40.620 them being passed in the first place. Uh, but if it wasn't me, it would have been somebody else.
00:25:47.180 I didn't start the convoy, but that's illegal now, right?
00:25:53.000 It doesn't matter.
00:25:54.200 Anybody who has an issue with the status quo, the punishment, the slavery, the cruelty,
00:26:03.980 you know, you're going to be dealt with.
00:26:06.720 So that's in my mind a lot.
00:26:09.640 I don't know how much longer we have with this.
00:26:11.300 and it's you know may not be a big deal to some people but this has been
00:26:16.240 my life has revolved around this and it's been a bit of a ride this isn't just oh you
00:26:20.580 sit around on the internet well it's taken me around the country into jail and to graveyards
00:26:26.940 and to funerals and to murder attempts and like a lot of this what I've been doing here with this
00:26:33.300 with my mouth has been substantially more dangerous than what I did in the military
00:26:39.240 during wartime, so, you know, and I thought it was politics in the beginning, and it is,
00:26:56.480 that's a big part of it, but that's, you know, it's more like a, like a jacket that it's
00:27:07.520 wearing that you can take off and peel off
00:27:11.240 or a layer of skin or something. It's part of it, but
00:27:15.440 it is not the source. It's not
00:27:19.320 just politics. The people that are the politics bros
00:27:22.540 don't get it.
00:27:31.580 Maybe it's part of the family curse. I don't know. For whatever reason.
00:27:34.840 And I've always been a deeply woo-woo fucking kind of spiritual person. 0.99
00:27:42.880 And I've always avoided it because it sounds clownish and it seems, you know, corny and all that stuff. 0.98
00:27:49.360 But I'm just, I'm not hiding from it anymore.
00:27:51.680 I'm too old.
00:27:52.680 I'm too tired.
00:27:53.360 I don't care, right?
00:27:54.520 I don't, I'm, why? 0.99
00:27:57.080 Who gives a shit? 0.99
00:27:57.900 I don't care. 0.99
00:27:58.400 Obviously, I don't care what too many people think of me.
00:28:00.060 If I did, I would not have done half of what I've done already.
00:28:02.540 So it is what it is.
00:28:04.500 But it's not politics.
00:28:07.300 It's more than that.
00:28:08.060 It's a lot more than that.
00:28:09.100 There's something much worse going on.
00:28:12.460 But it's a symptom of that.
00:28:13.740 It's an expression of it.
00:28:14.900 It's like a, you know, if you had a rash, skin rash,
00:28:20.460 that would be like a doctor saying,
00:28:21.960 well, your skin's bad.
00:28:23.920 Something wrong with your skin.
00:28:25.160 You got a skin problem.
00:28:28.560 A smarter doctor, a better doctor would say,
00:28:30.840 an immune system disorder.
00:28:33.100 Like, there's something else happening that's causing this.
00:28:36.660 This is a symptom of something that's wrong with you.
00:28:38.960 There is something inside you that is not functioning correctly
00:28:42.020 because healthy people don't have leprosy.
00:28:47.220 They don't have, you know, their skin melting off.
00:28:50.180 That's not supposed to happen.
00:28:52.420 So what's causing that?
00:28:54.320 And, you know, the politic bros go,
00:28:56.260 you just got to put some polysporin on it.
00:29:00.020 Vote for Pierre.
00:29:01.380 That's what you got to do.
00:29:03.100 It's an invisible problem to the naked eye, to the human eye.
00:29:20.080 It's not something you can just look at and point to.
00:29:23.360 We can only see a tiny amount of all light, a tiny sliver of it.
00:29:29.820 We're basically blind.
00:29:30.780 In fact, most things, matter that exists in the universe that we are aware of is invisible.
00:29:37.500 Most of it is invisible.
00:29:38.640 Can you see atoms and molecules and electrons?
00:29:40.780 No, you can't see.
00:29:41.380 Can you see radiation?
00:29:42.340 Can you see gamma waves?
00:29:43.340 No, you can't see.
00:29:43.960 Can you see the radio waves? 1.00
00:29:45.000 No, you can't see any of this shit. 1.00
00:29:48.520 And there's so much more than that. 1.00
00:29:49.860 Like much more.
00:29:50.500 I know enough to know that I don't know anything, and there's a hell of a lot more there.
00:29:53.600 So like the actual physical world is very, very limited compared to what actually is happening.
00:29:58.720 So we're basically blind.
00:30:00.780 And I've learned that arrogance and ego doesn't go far.
00:30:15.800 And most people, if you're lucky, you might make it 80 years or so.
00:30:20.940 You can only learn so much and say so much and experience so much in that amount of time.
00:30:24.020 And you know what?
00:30:24.420 Everybody everywhere has all basically come to the same conclusion is that there's something going on here
00:30:29.180 where there is a pull-and-push, tug-of-war sort of situation inside everyone.
00:30:43.740 And the results and consequences of which way that goes
00:30:47.560 manifest themselves in the world.
00:30:52.660 you know it's the spiritual problem the internal problem the soul problem the tug of war 0.99
00:31:02.100 why do we have why is there massive genocide and killing why is there so much shit happening why 0.98
00:31:11.260 why is everything so cruel and twisted and awful because a lot of people are losing that fight 0.97
00:31:16.020 or not engaging in it at all and just rolling over 1.00
00:31:22.660 Why are they supporting stupid, suicidally dumb ideas and policies 1.00
00:31:32.500 and emotional reasons, hysterical reasons? 1.00
00:31:35.860 Where is it coming from, you know?
00:31:38.380 Who came up with these ideas?
00:31:39.580 Where, why?
00:31:40.020 There's a malice to it.
00:31:43.280 On the surface, it's all about being nice and being tolerant.
00:31:48.580 We need to be tolerant and nice.
00:31:50.640 Well, look where that's gotten us.
00:31:52.660 Underneath the surface, when you go down, go down, down, down, down to the engine room
00:32:05.260 to where the architects and the designers of these systems, there's nothing about nice
00:32:11.440 in there.
00:32:11.780 It's all about control and dominance and enslavement and destruction and malevolence
00:32:19.140 and evil and real hatred.
00:32:22.660 just unreasonable hate, like, why?
00:32:27.300 Destruction for the sake of itself.
00:32:29.080 Pain and suffering for the sake of itself.
00:32:34.440 And it's generational.
00:32:36.200 It seems that there's no end to it. 0.88
00:32:38.480 Plebid or destroyer.
00:32:39.960 Hail the sons.
00:32:40.620 Thank you, sir.
00:32:41.620 Indeed.
00:32:42.220 I appreciate that. 1.00
00:32:43.720 And ooh, I missed that one from the Bearded Indian. 1.00
00:32:46.700 It says, the picture of Canada's corruption 0.97
00:32:50.560 is its prime minister's residence
00:32:52.440 unlivable for 16 years,
00:32:53.740 but we ship 15 billion to other countries
00:32:55.380 in foreign aid kickback schemes
00:32:57.340 everywhere, every year.
00:32:59.080 Yeah, like, again, 1.00
00:33:00.060 the prime minister's house sucks. 1.00
00:33:02.720 Yeah, everybody's house sucks, actually. 1.00
00:33:04.820 Like, way too many people's houses suck. 0.99
00:33:06.980 And by that, 0.99
00:33:08.100 some people's houses are not houses.
00:33:10.600 They're a tent on the side 1.00
00:33:11.620 of the goddamn road. 1.00
00:33:13.100 I was in Montreal over the weekend. 1.00
00:33:15.460 And like every Canadian city,
00:33:17.960 like every, you know,
00:33:18.980 on the surface,
00:33:20.560 looked nice to me.
00:33:23.200 I didn't see anything
00:33:24.020 that you're talking about.
00:33:24.940 Where'd you go?
00:33:25.740 Did you go downtown
00:33:26.300 to all the touristy areas?
00:33:27.620 And yeah.
00:33:28.320 Yeah, the police make sure
00:33:29.200 that's cleaned up
00:33:29.900 because that's where the money is.
00:33:31.000 And that's where
00:33:31.220 the money machine,
00:33:32.320 the money must keep flowing.
00:33:33.560 The shekels must keep flowing.
00:33:35.500 The spice must flow.
00:33:37.520 But when you go out of there,
00:33:38.820 art area,
00:33:40.580 and out to, you know,
00:33:41.540 more towards the highway
00:33:42.600 and parts of town
00:33:43.540 where it's reported.
00:33:44.240 Oh, there's tents everywhere.
00:33:46.040 And burned down shacks
00:33:47.360 and like a lot of people suffering.
00:33:50.560 And no one's even trying to help them.
00:33:53.500 We have the capacity to do so.
00:33:55.020 We have a $2 trillion economy.
00:33:58.260 Everyone in this country, all of our citizens and people,
00:34:02.200 should be living in fairly comfortable, very manageable, very dignified conditions.
00:34:08.180 And instead, 80% of the population is living hand to mouth.
00:34:14.140 Half of those people are on the cusp of bankruptcy at any given day
00:34:17.660 and are one bad day away from being homeless.
00:34:20.560 and more people than ever are living on the street,
00:34:25.680 and our doctors are just giving away heroin.
00:34:30.120 Oh, did you have a toothache? Have some heroin.
00:34:37.540 We don't have health care.
00:34:39.780 We have business.
00:34:42.880 When I was a kid,
00:34:44.860 I would hear people talk about doctors, you know,
00:34:49.320 as a desirable profession.
00:34:51.320 They should be a doctor.
00:34:52.180 He's a doctor.
00:34:52.860 They're going to be a doctor.
00:34:53.660 Oh, they're going to be a doctor.
00:34:54.500 I want to be a doctor.
00:34:55.460 I'm going to go to school and be a doctor.
00:34:57.560 And every time when the discussion went any further than that,
00:35:03.420 if there was a why at all, it was, oh, well, they make so much money.
00:35:08.100 Doctors make good money.
00:35:08.960 They make good money being a doctor.
00:35:11.100 Doctors make good money.
00:35:12.820 Yes, drug dealing is very profitable.
00:35:19.320 Wasn't a whole lot of talk about, you know, curing or helping people.
00:35:23.920 It was about doing good money, you know.
00:35:26.020 That's our whole society runs on that is money.
00:35:29.680 Not honor, not, you know, what can you do?
00:35:32.240 What have you done?
00:35:34.720 You know, I want that Tinder profile, you know.
00:35:40.280 Swipe right away.
00:35:41.460 What's your profile?
00:35:42.440 How much money do you, no, no, show me your deeds.
00:35:44.560 Show me your list of deeds.
00:35:46.620 Show me who you are.
00:35:48.060 What are your achievements?
00:35:49.240 What are your accomplishments?
00:35:50.740 How many monsters have you slain?
00:35:54.460 Real or metaphorical.
00:35:55.780 What have you done?
00:35:56.580 There's so much money I make.
00:35:59.100 What a way to quantify your existence. 1.00
00:36:04.280 How much coins you can generate for the goblin people. 1.00
00:36:08.880 I'm a good slave. 1.00
00:36:11.640 Look how much I generate.
00:36:17.400 If you understand how money works,
00:36:18.800 It's all predatory.
00:36:21.400 For you to make money means someone else can't or doesn't.
00:36:25.080 It's all musical chairs.
00:36:25.980 The whole thing is an interest-based usury system.
00:36:29.920 It's all printed out of thin air.
00:36:32.600 They'll lend you $100 to do this, but you owe $120.
00:36:35.600 The $20 doesn't even exist.
00:36:37.180 How do you pay them back?
00:36:38.120 Well, you've got to go get it from somebody else somehow.
00:36:41.860 The whole thing is set up to pit people against each other
00:36:44.900 in a competition for resources, and guess what?
00:36:46.900 The people who are less fortunate, for one reason or another, they're not as intelligent, they don't have as many opportunities, whatever. 0.98
00:36:53.880 They end up on the fucking bottom, and they get stepped on. 0.96
00:36:58.920 And nobody tries to help them. 0.99
00:37:01.380 You know what George Carlin used to say with this?
00:37:02.860 You can't make money off the homeless, that's why.
00:37:05.680 You can't make money off of them.
00:37:06.800 If you could, oh, buddy, if you could find a way to make money off of homeless, poor, broke people,
00:37:12.320 that'd be a billion-dollar industry waiting to happen, but it's not.
00:37:16.600 They're what's left.
00:37:17.840 When you squeeze, and there's nothing left,
00:37:24.820 and it's just a dried-up husk, and you throw it away,
00:37:27.520 that's what a homeless encampment is.
00:37:31.380 They're all used up.
00:37:32.340 They got nothing left to offer because they're destroyed. 1.00
00:37:35.020 Well, just go die somewhere. 1.00
00:37:36.460 We don't need you anymore. 1.00
00:37:40.840 We're not even trying to.
00:37:42.060 No one's even trying to.
00:37:44.860 I mean, no.
00:37:46.060 I know I'm not blaming you guys.
00:37:47.700 I mean, the people in charge are not trying to. 0.99
00:37:51.040 You just said $400 million to a coked-up homosexual Jewish guy who is just... 0.98
00:37:58.420 Who is Zelensky? Does anybody know or care? 1.00
00:38:03.020 Where's your giant Ukraine flags?
00:38:04.920 Oh, you're such a good person.
00:38:07.380 Every $400 million you send, that's $400 more million of weapons
00:38:11.320 you can put into the hands of someone who's just being sent to their death.
00:38:14.580 we're just extending the killing
00:38:17.340 there's always more people we'll find more people for them to kill if the weapons run out though
00:38:24.780 the ukrainians would have to surrender so we're just going to keep that going
00:38:27.980 that's all that is and he's they're all stealing they're all stealing how much money would you
00:38:35.540 need to get any of these people anyway and it's not like it's impossible has there ever even been
00:38:39.820 in a tent build something like an army encampment round them up with the police make out you're
00:38:50.820 homeless huh that sucks well here we go we're going to take you to this part of town here you
00:38:55.680 go lights out at 11 30 mandatory you know uh everybody's up at seven o'clock outside mandatory 0.98
00:39:03.380 get outside or into the gym whatever it is and just at least we're gonna walk around something
00:39:07.400 And we'll have paid city workers there to, like, help you out, you know, whatever you can do.
00:39:11.580 Move your body around, and we'll feed you.
00:39:13.100 Here's some, it's not going to be a great big lavish, but it'll, you know, it'll be enough to feed you some good healthy food.
00:39:17.980 Not Wendy's, not McFlurry's, like, actual food.
00:39:24.080 And then in the afternoons, we'll give you something to do.
00:39:25.960 Maybe we'll clean up some trash.
00:39:27.220 Maybe, I don't know, we'll bust you, but we'll find you something to do.
00:39:28.980 There's got to be something.
00:39:30.260 Even if it's just next to nothing.
00:39:32.760 we'll go we'll take them to the the trans canada trails and they'll pick up acorns and they'll make
00:39:39.280 sure that there's not the there's the running trails there's not too many big rocks that you
00:39:44.160 could trip over like for any literally anything just put them to some kind of use i don't want
00:39:51.140 to do that okay well then go to prison then instead how's that but you don't get to just
00:39:55.160 lay around in the street doing crack that's not acceptable uh we're not going to allow you to do
00:40:00.160 that. That's not freedom. That's apathy.
00:40:02.180 That's hatred.
00:40:04.440 That's hatred.
00:40:06.600 That's how you know you're in an evil
00:40:08.000 country. When you can sit there and watch someone
00:40:10.040 dying in front of you
00:40:11.280 and no one even slows down.
00:40:14.740 No one even looks up from their phone. 0.99
00:40:16.360 No one could fucking care. 0.99
00:40:17.880 That's hatred. 0.98
00:40:19.920 We're not even going to try to help. We don't care.
00:40:27.660 I guarantee you
00:40:30.160 It's not going to fix everybody, but eight, nine times out of ten, you put these people in a healthy routine with some good food and a structure, and it'll at least put them in a place to begin to recalibrate themselves and get back to something resembling dignity.
00:40:51.140 How much would that cost?
00:40:52.900 Every city in this country to have a program like that every year.
00:40:56.400 How many millions of dollars?
00:40:58.640 Ten?
00:40:59.580 Five?
00:41:00.160 i don't know we said we i don't know we just sent 400 million dollars to you that was just
00:41:07.360 recently i think we're paying for abortions in haiti i think we're paying like we're just
00:41:12.980 paying for non-shit everywhere that no one asked for no one cares about it's all just money laundering
00:41:18.080 none of us asked for any of these things oh you know what we really need to do we need to 0.84
00:41:23.140 send more money to pakistan we need to make sure more girls can read in pakistan no one
00:41:27.840 No, we don't. We don't care. No one does care. 0.98
00:41:31.640 Let's stop pretending that's true.
00:41:34.980 Who's making these decisions?
00:41:36.360 Oh, the politicians. Oh, yes.
00:41:39.160 Those are the people on TV that are having sex with children, right? 0.93
00:41:43.920 Like, that's common knowledge. That's common household knowledge. 0.90
00:41:46.720 Oh, yes. The ruling elite are just pedophiles. 1.00
00:41:51.460 Engaged in genocide and whatever. 1.00
00:41:57.280 Okay.
00:41:57.840 and uh you know i was talking to another friend of mine today he said oh same guy actually he's a
00:42:10.460 very you know very dedicated uh catholic fella nice guy great guy actually and um you know he'll
00:42:17.920 say uh because stupid people would say this to me when i was younger like i would swear i'd be like 0.94
00:42:21.760 offered. Jesus fucking Christ. 1.00
00:42:23.920 You know, you get mad about that. Don't take the 1.00
00:42:25.620 Lord's name in vain. That's not what
00:42:27.600 it means. 0.53
00:42:30.760 You're just mad.
00:42:31.900 You're just pissed off. It means
00:42:33.520 don't use the name of God
00:42:35.820 to justify
00:42:37.440 some sort of insane scheme
00:42:39.880 of yours.
00:42:41.800 Like, you know,
00:42:44.000 that's unchosen.
00:42:45.780 That's my special dirt,
00:42:47.440 actually. God gave
00:42:49.440 it to me. Therefore,
00:42:51.760 I can run over your family with a tractor. 0.98
00:42:56.640 I see. 0.88
00:42:57.940 Well, they're chosen. 1.00
00:42:59.080 So the funny irony, the sick irony of it really is that the Zionist Christians 1.00
00:43:04.380 are actually some of the most evil people alive. 0.99
00:43:13.980 They're the exact opposite of everything that they're pretending to be. 0.98
00:43:21.760 And it makes sense because they're very weak people.
00:43:24.860 They're not interested in pursuing the truth of the war or anything.
00:43:28.920 I don't think they even read their own book. 0.99
00:43:30.560 I don't think they know jack shit. 0.99
00:43:32.020 But they really need to feel superior to other people. 0.99
00:43:35.920 That's what turned me off of that religion for a very long time
00:43:38.040 is those people who are just,
00:43:40.260 oh, I go to church every week. 1.00
00:43:41.720 And I go, you're a huge piece of shit, though. 1.00
00:43:45.120 There are so many who are huge pieces of shit. 1.00
00:43:48.440 And that's how they justify it. 1.00
00:43:49.860 They go, no, no, that's the old school version of online.
00:43:54.520 Oh, look at all the emojis.
00:43:55.860 Rainbow flag, BLM fist, Ukraine.
00:43:58.200 Okay, good.
00:43:58.640 They're a good person.
00:43:59.320 I see all pronouns.
00:44:00.180 They got the pronoun.
00:44:00.700 Okay, good, good, good, good.
00:44:03.380 In the 70s and the 90s, that was, oh, I go to church every Sunday.
00:44:06.480 It's the same thing.
00:44:08.120 You just want a reason to feel superior to other people.
00:44:14.240 And act like it.
00:44:15.180 But the funny thing is, is that you're actually evil. 1.00
00:44:19.860 That's the whole Zio Jesus character I used to, you know, 0.99
00:44:28.000 I've tried a lot of things over the years, you know.
00:44:30.360 Because, you know, how many times can you say the same thing
00:44:32.100 over and over and over and over again?
00:44:33.300 Sometimes you make fun of it, be serious about it,
00:44:37.500 just that or the other thing.
00:44:38.280 But at the end of the day, you're using the Lord's name in vain.
00:44:42.660 You're saying in the name of God, I get to be genocidal
00:44:49.860 And anyone who challenges me on this, well, we'll just, we'll just un-person them.
00:44:56.380 We'll just ignore them and we'll just shut them out of society.
00:44:59.900 And, you know, I drove by, there's a, well, there's churches everywhere.
00:45:02.900 I mean, the ones that haven't been burned down yet, of course. 0.95
00:45:05.980 And a lot of them have rainbow flags and all that crap. 0.68
00:45:08.720 And you know what? 0.80
00:45:09.400 And they, I saw one had, you know, the billboard, the placard at the side.
00:45:12.240 It said, oh, all are, you know, Sunday, whatever it is.
00:45:14.800 Everyone's welcome.
00:45:16.200 All welcome.
00:45:17.500 And I just laughed at him.
00:45:18.480 it's a cynical laugh
00:45:20.460 it's a pained laugh
00:45:21.360 because it's
00:45:21.980 I feel like I'm starting
00:45:26.160 I feel the pain of other people
00:45:27.760 including my own
00:45:30.240 but I'm like
00:45:30.780 everybody's not welcome
00:45:32.040 that's a lie
00:45:32.720 am I welcome at your church?
00:45:38.100 are any of these people
00:45:38.760 welcome at your church?
00:45:39.640 some of my friends
00:45:40.400 welcome
00:45:40.720 some of my friends are
00:45:42.020 great people
00:45:45.620 they're extremists
00:45:47.500 Oh, they're extremists.
00:45:49.080 And they're very alone because of that. 1.00
00:45:51.780 Because they've been unpersoned and treated like garbage. 0.99
00:45:54.620 Because they don't see things the right way. 1.00
00:45:57.680 So that made it okay to just shun them from society and ignore them and abuse them and punish them and hurt them.
00:46:07.180 Are they welcome at your church?
00:46:10.980 Somehow I feel like that wouldn't be the case.
00:46:13.640 But you got a nice rainbow flag up there and you go, oh, welcome.
00:46:16.200 Oh, I see.
00:46:17.040 You get to tell everyone how good of a person you are, though, church people.
00:46:23.340 Uh-huh.
00:46:26.360 Uh-uh.
00:46:27.100 No.
00:46:28.740 You know, the funny irony is they're actually far better than you.
00:46:32.020 They would be the first people to get in the way, actually.
00:46:35.500 Because they're the kind of people, they're looking for meaning and purpose.
00:46:38.080 And that's why they're extremists. 1.00
00:46:41.760 Because we live in a fake world of consumer bullshit. 1.00
00:46:44.440 money stuff and things and they just 0.99
00:46:47.460 they don't identify with it and they want something more
00:46:49.500 than that I mean there's something wrong with this
00:46:51.460 world and we all know that
00:46:52.600 honest people know that
00:46:54.880 and they look for it
00:46:57.540 where they look for it and they'll if you don't have to
00:46:59.440 be that smart you don't have to be that well read to find it
00:47:01.360 find some of it find pieces of it
00:47:03.860 if you dare
00:47:05.560 see it
00:47:06.600 acknowledge it and like well guess what 1.00
00:47:09.200 that makes you an extremist and then we get to destroy you 1.00
00:47:11.320 and ruin your life so
00:47:12.060 it's all versions of the same thing i know i'm probably talking in riddles to a lot of people
00:47:20.060 if you don't know very intensely exactly what i'm talking about it's all very confusing and
00:47:23.840 all over the place but i mean i don't i've been at this for seven eight years and i'm just
00:47:26.860 i understand i sound like matthew mcconaughey and true detective now i would that can i threw
00:47:31.660 it away i should be cutting it with a knife and making stick figure people while chain smoking 0.99
00:47:34.760 time is a flat circle marty what the fuck is he talking about 1.00
00:47:41.480 you know 0.99
00:47:45.520 basically if you if you
00:47:50.660 number one acknowledge you notice something something's not right with this place strike one
00:47:59.420 and then you go i don't think i want to go along like everybody's going this way that's the right
00:48:09.660 way.
00:48:12.500 It needs me.
00:48:15.200 I get the
00:48:16.180 leaves out.
00:48:18.600 Do your part. Stay home. 0.98
00:48:20.400 Do what all the TV people are
00:48:22.100 telling you. I just
00:48:24.180 don't want to. I'm just going to not participate.
00:48:26.080 Strike two.
00:48:28.600 With whatever it is.
00:48:30.960 Whatever it happens to be
00:48:32.240 right now. And it changes.
00:48:34.960 What made you an extremist
00:48:36.320 10, 15 years ago, it changes.
00:48:40.620 I remember when it was, you were encouraged to hate on the Muslims.
00:48:48.540 Then it became illegal. 0.95
00:48:52.840 Then it was like, oh, actually, no, no, now we like gay. 0.99
00:48:56.400 Now you need to be gay or you're an extreme. 1.00
00:49:00.260 Basically, if you won't put a dick in your mouth, you're an extreme. 1.00
00:49:03.780 It changes all the time. 1.00
00:49:06.280 So noticing it, strike one.
00:49:08.100 Not participating, strike two.
00:49:09.660 I'm actually going to go the other direction.
00:49:12.660 Oh, that's strike three.
00:49:13.800 Now you're an extremist. 1.00
00:49:15.080 Now you're a terrorist, actually. 0.91
00:49:18.480 Because that's not allowed. 1.00
00:49:21.920 You're a heretic. 0.94
00:49:24.800 And somebody asked me recently, you know, what are you? 0.98
00:49:29.240 And I said, it just popped in my head.
00:49:31.900 Like, that's the right word. 1.00
00:49:36.580 A heretic. 0.95
00:49:39.660 in the modern sense, because that's, that's the world we're in. The rules that it has and the 0.99
00:49:45.980 expectations that it has for everyone. I don't abide by those. I don't agree with those. I don't
00:49:52.060 like those. I don't identify with those. And I think it's all wrong. It's all wrong. It's all
00:49:56.340 backwards. And that's not enough for me. I actively say, I say so. I say, this is wrong.
00:50:01.460 That's wrong. I don't, this is not okay. And you say, oh, you have to. That's the religion now,
00:50:08.660 because you can bash actual religion all day long.
00:50:14.900 But there are certain things that if you question
00:50:16.840 or you push back on, they will ruin your life.
00:50:20.780 They'll put you in jail
00:50:22.960 and eventually it'll be the death penalty
00:50:25.460 just like it used to be.
00:50:30.820 Just like every other time period,
00:50:32.780 just like any place where there were people 1.00
00:50:34.900 and you had rotten sons of bitches in charge 1.00
00:50:38.240 anywhere in the world 1.00
00:50:39.700 at any time.
00:50:42.460 What happened if you disagreed? 1.00
00:50:46.660 You were a heretic 1.00
00:50:47.780 and you would get burned at the stake 1.00
00:50:49.020 and sawn in half, 1.00
00:50:51.300 drawn and quartered, crucified.
00:50:56.980 To know who rules over you,
00:50:58.800 what is it, you know,
00:50:59.740 find out what it is
00:51:00.900 that you cannot criticize.
00:51:02.280 guys. Hate speech. So I don't know. And then I'm going to shut this down and come back
00:51:22.260 and rebuild. I don't know what we'll do. But that's what I should have called this. That's
00:51:27.080 what I am. That's what this is all. That's what all this is. That's what all of you
00:51:29.500 are. This is all heresy. How dare you? How dare you? Say it's six million and nod aggressively
00:51:39.200 and put all of your money in this hat and give it to Ben Shapiro. Ben Shapiro. We haven't been
00:51:47.300 giving enough money to Israel. That's why Ben Shapiro can't afford to keep his eyebrows under
00:51:51.240 control anymore. It's too much heresy. It's illegal, you know. You'd better say it or we'll
00:51:58.060 put you in jail. It's illegal. You have to agree with these things or we'll hurt you.
00:52:05.360 You have to send your children to get Bill Gates' needle time. That's heresy. And we'll take your
00:52:13.160 children from you. Well, we've brainwashed your daughter into thinking she's a boy now. 1.00
00:52:22.220 Because, well, the mom is working and the dad is working and no one has time to be home to
00:52:26.980 raise their own children because it's backbreakingly impossible to keep up with the
00:52:30.320 ever-expanding taxes that we need to give to the six carillion and to keep the sky happy
00:52:36.740 because the sky's not happy. We need to pay more money because the sky's mad. So we need taxes
00:52:41.520 because the climate is changing. And the only way we can stop it from changing is put more money in
00:52:46.700 the hat. So mommy and daddy have to work all the time if they're even still together. And that's, 0.69
00:52:52.780 there's a lot of ways to make sure that doesn't happen. So a lot of children aren't being raised
00:52:56.540 and aren't around people who love them anymore.
00:52:58.380 They're in daycare.
00:52:59.080 They're in school. 1.00
00:52:59.700 Do you think the school gives a fuck? 1.00
00:53:01.040 Do you think... 0.99
00:53:01.420 Why are teachers doing their jobs?
00:53:03.780 A lot of people are teachers,
00:53:04.680 not because they want to be.
00:53:06.240 Just the same reason...
00:53:07.220 It was a way to make money.
00:53:08.600 So that's where they're at.
00:53:09.860 Seemed like a good gig.
00:53:13.080 So shockingly,
00:53:14.640 children,
00:53:15.900 confused,
00:53:16.580 lost,
00:53:17.060 alone.
00:53:20.100 People who love them are nowhere to be found.
00:53:21.920 They're just around strangers.
00:53:23.800 Hey,
00:53:24.320 do you want...
00:53:25.180 You're probably a little boy, actually.
00:53:27.560 You like to wear baseball shorts, too?
00:53:30.220 You like the Blue Jays?
00:53:32.060 That means you're a boy now.
00:53:34.140 Yeah.
00:53:35.120 Yeah. 0.98
00:53:35.720 Yeah, you need to take hormones and puberty blockers.
00:53:39.740 Yes, you do.
00:53:41.580 And don't you tell your daddy about it.
00:53:44.040 Or we'll put you in jail.
00:53:45.860 And if the parents find out, well, we put them in jail now.
00:53:51.640 Parents go to jail.
00:53:55.180 That's where we live.
00:53:56.420 That's Canada.
00:53:57.640 It's a real thing.
00:54:04.000 All they're trying to do is support their children
00:54:05.840 and keep them alive and keep them fed.
00:54:07.160 And they stress about it every day
00:54:08.260 and worry about the future every day.
00:54:09.640 And the people they trust to take care of them
00:54:11.080 look after them in the public school system. 0.99
00:54:13.240 The government school system is just fucking with their heads 0.99
00:54:16.320 and twisting them into little pill, 0.99
00:54:17.720 little nice consumer robots that are going to be sterilized.
00:54:21.940 We don't want them to kill themselves right away.
00:54:23.720 We want to make some money off of them first
00:54:25.520 Get them on some different medications
00:54:28.080 And those are very expensive
00:54:29.260 And get them into some programs
00:54:30.820 That we can make some money off of that too
00:54:32.280 And use them as examples to spread to others
00:54:34.500 We can create more customers and all that kind of stuff
00:54:36.620 And then we can dispose of them
00:54:39.420 And then we'll sell their organs 1.00
00:54:40.500 Yes, we'll let them in the maid 1.00
00:54:42.560 Made them 1.00
00:54:43.240 Made
00:54:44.220 Made
00:54:45.280 Medical assistance in death
00:54:48.960 Only Canada could cook up with something so evil and twisted as that 0.94
00:54:53.720 more than a 50%, more than half of these children
00:54:59.480 who end up in this circus freak show
00:55:02.280 of you're actually a little boy now or a little girl,
00:55:04.820 more than half of them try to kill themselves,
00:55:06.580 but that's good. 0.97
00:55:07.140 We should push that on them.
00:55:08.360 That's the most, if you want your child 0.97
00:55:10.660 to try to kill themselves,
00:55:11.980 then you should get them into that stuff. 0.95
00:55:14.980 So it's better than a coin toss that they'll give it a shot.
00:55:17.260 They'll try to take themselves out.
00:55:19.680 And then if you try to stop them,
00:55:20.920 We'll put you in jail for hate. 0.99
00:55:24.840 You're hateful. 0.99
00:55:27.200 Oh, are they hateful?
00:55:28.260 I thought they were working 16 hours a day for money that they can't even afford to live.
00:55:36.060 Who can afford anything anymore?
00:55:38.540 So they can take the handful of crumbs that they can take to their... 0.99
00:55:42.920 take it home to their daughter to feed her and find out actually she's not your daughter anymore
00:55:52.860 uh her name's now arnold and you're not allowed to see him anymore the court said so
00:55:59.100 if you don't like that we're going to take you to prison
00:56:01.340 and
00:56:04.460 what is that what's he supposed to do
00:56:12.920 or another father and mother.
00:56:23.320 If you don't get Bill Gates' medicine,
00:56:26.260 you can't play hockey anymore.
00:56:29.700 And then they die.
00:56:39.960 Oh, well.
00:56:40.780 Well, in other news, Slava, whatever current thing, the devastation continues.
00:56:47.780 This is what I mean by cruelty.
00:56:53.180 The people who are selling, will gaslight you.
00:56:57.120 They can't gaslight me.
00:56:58.940 I can see everything.
00:57:01.380 I'm from the spooky Mackenzie clan.
00:57:03.160 I've got, I've got abilities.
00:57:06.120 I can see it.
00:57:07.100 I see the cruelty.
00:57:07.840 I see what all you are doing.
00:57:10.780 Nobody's coming to help them.
00:57:14.380 No government programs are coming to help them. 1.00
00:57:16.960 They're showering indigenous tribes 1.00
00:57:18.820 that didn't exist until a few years ago. 0.99
00:57:22.060 I'm Chief Rubber Ducky Head.
00:57:24.420 You have green eyes and red hair.
00:57:29.020 My people were genocided.
00:57:31.000 No, they weren't. That didn't happen.
00:57:34.100 The bones and the mass graves.
00:57:35.560 There are no mass graves, actually.
00:57:37.800 But...
00:57:40.780 That's even cruelty to the indigenous people, 0.53
00:57:44.320 to feed them this line of, you know, victimhood narrative, 0.62
00:57:49.180 to, like, just selling them into this mindset of conflict.
00:57:55.300 It doesn't even, it doesn't exist.
00:57:57.160 You invented it.
00:58:00.840 Our resources are being used to create suffering and conflict
00:58:05.840 and being denied from people who need real help.
00:58:12.200 And when they ask for it, they get punished.
00:58:21.920 If only we had some kind of media company
00:58:25.040 that was paid for by the people to tell our stories
00:58:29.000 and speak up for us and hold truth to power.
00:58:32.240 Or like, oh, CBC?
00:58:34.120 Oh, no, it's busy pretending to care about RCMP veterans.
00:58:39.820 And instead, we're going to ambush them.
00:58:41.800 And we're going to make them feel bad about mass graves that don't exist.
00:58:45.420 Now they're being sued for millions of dollars.
00:58:47.540 And, I mean, geez, there's nothing new under the sun.
00:58:49.980 And there's always a new surprise.
00:58:51.700 But here I am supporting the RCMP.
00:58:53.380 I hope the RCMP sues you into oblivion.
00:58:55.820 I hope they bankrupt the CBC into nothing.
00:58:58.500 I hope they take every last penny out of that place. 0.99
00:59:00.600 as corrupt and messed up as they are. 0.98
00:59:03.320 Better than them, better than CBC. 0.97
00:59:05.740 Because CBC's not telling any of these stories.
00:59:08.480 You catching up with the Humboldt Broncos families yet, CBC?
00:59:11.420 You checking in on them?
00:59:13.680 I see you ignoring them also.
00:59:15.880 There's some more cruelty.
00:59:19.040 How many more families have suffered that say?
00:59:21.080 Oh, who knows? We don't know.
00:59:22.400 You're busy.
00:59:23.600 You're busy.
00:59:25.580 Playing gotcha.
00:59:28.300 Being cruel.
00:59:30.600 punching down, using our money 0.60
00:59:33.380 that we didn't ask to give you.
00:59:42.360 I could go on and on, and I do,
00:59:44.280 and I have been doing.
00:59:51.140 I realized something
00:59:52.500 that on the one hand
00:59:55.540 helps me
00:59:58.280 just not let it go
01:00:01.320 but let it go in a way 1.00
01:00:02.540 because I hate seeing this shit happen 0.99
01:00:14.860 and I just 0.99
01:00:15.320 I felt like
01:00:15.960 if I could just
01:00:16.740 I'll just
01:00:18.120 enough
01:00:23.680 some people will know
01:00:24.860 We'll put a stop to it, but that was never the plan.
01:00:34.820 That's never how it's going to go.
01:00:35.920 That's not how it's supposed to be.
01:00:43.940 Because there is a Bible verse that I've always really liked,
01:00:47.320 since I heard it from a movie of all places, but it is what it is.
01:00:55.640 Here am I, send me.
01:01:01.460 Old Isaiah.
01:01:02.640 And you know what Isaiah did was to, you know, tell the truth and tell everybody,
01:01:07.280 like, this is what's up.
01:01:09.800 And most of them, they just didn't listen, didn't care,
01:01:13.500 and it just kept getting worse and kept getting worse and kept getting worse.
01:01:17.180 And he says, how far does this have to go?
01:01:22.780 God? Oh, all the way.
01:01:24.860 to complete ruin and destruction
01:01:27.000 until everything is destroyed
01:01:28.360 except a stump.
01:01:32.420 He said, just a seed.
01:01:36.080 And from that,
01:01:38.100 we'll rebuild
01:01:40.260 and good things will come from that again.
01:01:45.160 But, you know, until then,
01:01:47.260 this seals their fate.
01:01:51.480 The truth is there for everyone to see.
01:01:53.440 The cruelty is there for everyone to see.
01:01:56.180 The hypocrisy is there for everyone to see.
01:01:58.360 It's not hard to find.
01:02:00.620 In fact, you have to work hard not to see it.
01:02:02.960 You have to work hard to look away from it and ignore it. 1.00
01:02:05.320 You have to work very hard to be ignorant. 0.99
01:02:10.480 It must be exhausting. 0.99
01:02:16.040 And then there's no excuses.
01:02:17.980 It's like, what did you say?
01:02:20.440 You didn't know?
01:02:20.960 You didn't notice?
01:02:21.480 and you didn't see anything wrong at any point in time.
01:02:25.140 Then you deserve what you get.
01:02:27.540 All these people deserve what they get.
01:02:30.080 You have free will.
01:02:36.260 So it's not your job.
01:02:37.420 It's not any of our job to fix any of this.
01:02:48.380 It's a very rotten place.
01:02:49.640 It's a very cruel place.
01:02:50.380 It's a very broken and nasty place, but you can control yourself and the better condition
01:03:03.320 that you are and the straighter and more upright that you are, the more of a benefit it is
01:03:08.900 to the people around you, your children, your parents, your brothers and sisters, the people
01:03:12.440 on your street, your neighbors, you're like a, your light is a little brighter and they
01:03:18.260 can see a little bit better because of that.
01:03:21.640 And then maybe
01:03:22.300 they can do the same.
01:03:24.980 That's how it starts.
01:03:28.620 That's all any of us can really do.
01:03:30.400 And worrying about all the rest of it, it's out of our hands.
01:03:33.480 Unless somebody wants to give
01:03:34.260 me billions of dollars in control of
01:03:36.060 a nuclear armed superpower, then I mean
01:03:38.200 watch what happens. I'll fucking 0.99
01:03:39.300 I'll run the gauntlet! 0.99
01:03:44.280 But other than that,
01:03:48.260 it ain't up to you
01:03:50.500 it's just war
01:03:51.500 you can't control
01:03:55.240 any of that
01:03:59.320 because that's really where the whole fight is
01:04:09.600 that's where all of it is 0.99
01:04:10.640 all the political bullshit 0.99
01:04:12.580 it's for this 0.99
01:04:13.940 it's for in here
01:04:14.860 they're trying to get at this 0.97
01:04:16.520 if they can twist, corrupt, and bend you into this slave, 0.98
01:04:20.220 into this compliant, obedient stooge. 0.96
01:04:29.080 Multiplied by however many they can get.
01:04:32.380 Just like collecting the shekels and the coins, like goblins.
01:04:35.800 How much can you get? How big is your bank account?
01:04:37.820 How many slaves have you collected?
01:04:39.300 How many souls have we broken?
01:04:40.880 How many people have we bent and twisted and made give up
01:04:45.780 yeah yeah give up give me the money and stuff and things yeah come on
01:04:55.380 it's all about me me me you know you can't do nothing about nothing just worry about number
01:05:03.560 one get a nice car 0.99
01:05:05.500 fuck all those people they wouldn't do anything for you just worry about yourself yeah 1.00
01:05:14.380 What does that produce? 1.00
01:05:17.920 That produces the world we're in right now.
01:05:19.480 Isn't that nice?
01:05:20.720 It's a nice place to be.
01:05:25.660 In the Freedom Convoy people.
01:05:27.540 Hold the line.
01:05:28.640 Hold that line.
01:05:31.460 In here.
01:05:36.820 It's not easy to do.
01:05:39.380 That's the point.
01:05:41.400 That's why so many people are...
01:05:42.700 We are weaker than we've ever been.
01:05:44.380 because there's more excuses.
01:05:47.700 There is more convenient and comfortable ways 1.00
01:05:50.500 to be weak and be shitty and be ignorant 1.00
01:05:56.240 than there's ever been. 1.00
01:05:58.720 There's more opportunity to just,
01:06:00.540 yeah, that's right, give up, come on.
01:06:03.440 Yeah, it's good.
01:06:05.660 There's more than there's ever been.
01:06:10.060 And, you know, like Isaiah said,
01:06:11.400 how far, how much worse does it have to get?
01:06:13.380 Oh, we're going all the way, buddy.
01:06:18.420 How much?
01:06:19.100 Oh, all the way to the stump.
01:06:20.920 We're going down to the root.
01:06:23.380 That's the game.
01:06:24.760 That doesn't get, you know, we don't, you don't stop that.
01:06:27.480 It's not your job.
01:06:28.400 Your job is to hold the lines in here for everybody else's sake,
01:06:38.800 because everybody else is hurting just as bad as you.
01:06:43.380 You know how bad you just want to grab onto somebody 0.99
01:06:46.300 to just, somebody get me the fuck out of here? 0.96
01:06:48.360 Can we just plead?
01:06:51.420 Like a net, you have to do that for each other,
01:06:53.560 which is what they try to break every day.
01:06:55.280 Are you ready to go?
01:06:58.160 I'm ready to go.
01:06:59.820 What you gonna do?
01:07:01.300 Baby, baby.
01:07:03.160 Are you going with me?
01:07:04.820 Cause I'm going with you.
01:07:06.520 That's the end of all time.
01:07:09.840 What is it really that motivates you?
01:07:12.920 I'm motivated by money stuff and things
01:07:18.900 Stellar J says as hard as it gets
01:07:23.220 You're well loved
01:07:24.980 Thank you man, you too
01:07:25.940 Somebody cares
01:07:28.100 Bigot bullet
01:07:32.020 How's it going man?
01:07:42.920 I kneel for no man.
01:08:00.220 They hate that.
01:08:04.740 There's no reason we can't get along, guys. 0.88
01:08:06.360 You don't need to be a Christian. 0.99
01:08:07.560 I don't care if you are or you're on. 0.99
01:08:09.020 You could be a Muslim for all I care. 1.00
01:08:10.340 I don't give a fuck. 1.00
01:08:11.000 It's all just a means to an end, but do you kneel for another man and money stuff and things, or do you not? 0.99
01:08:25.240 That's like the only question in your entire life that's ever going to fucking matter. 0.81
01:08:41.000 Big at Bullock's questions. 0.97
01:08:45.740 Rib eye or strip loin, stick or auto, RPG7 or M72, pudding or Jell-O.
01:08:50.100 Can't imagine the last six years without you.
01:08:52.800 Likewise, man.
01:09:03.780 Let's see. 1.00
01:09:05.300 Strip loin.
01:09:07.540 Stick is fun, but auto is easier and I'm lazy and I'm not a big car guy.
01:09:11.000 So it's not that I don't enjoy it.
01:09:12.760 I just, I just get where I'm going, you know, but I, you know, I like my motorcycle, which
01:09:17.140 I haven't ridden in a couple of years because it's just way too dangerous. 0.99
01:09:19.800 And it's, you know, you pussy, I've ridden it all the time. 1.00
01:09:23.000 I just, there's, I don't need to, and I don't know if you know this, but there's Indians 1.00
01:09:26.500 and trucks everywhere, just pancaking people like it's nothing. 1.00
01:09:29.400 So I drive a Silverado and that's not enough.
01:09:32.820 I think I need like an H, I need a Humvee or I need some kind of personnel carrier.
01:09:36.240 I need like an armored, you know, something that will avoid, something that can be struck
01:09:40.400 by an 18-wheeler, roll over seven or eight times
01:09:42.400 and still maintain its integrity, you know,
01:09:44.440 that you won't be crushed and killed immediately.
01:09:46.500 That's really the only way to be sure.
01:09:48.640 Fairly sure you won't get killed just going
01:09:50.500 to get groceries, but...
01:09:53.880 RPG-7 is far more destructive
01:09:56.620 than NN-72,
01:09:57.780 and you can reload those.
01:10:01.660 Pudding or Jell-O?
01:10:04.420 Pudding. My uncle told me
01:10:06.380 about what Jell-O is. He's made out of gelatin.
01:10:08.420 You know what gelatin is? I was like 10 years old.
01:10:10.280 like no what's gelatin is disgusting so it kind of ruined it forever um what's a pudding
01:10:18.560 have some pudding buddy you know um so again like i it's just the political stuff is exhausting
01:10:30.400 it's not that it's irrelevant or not that it's but i mean what's different i've been doing this
01:10:35.300 seven years.
01:10:36.740 How many other people have been
01:10:38.380 this long? And not like Tim
01:10:41.220 Poole.
01:10:43.420 These fake people that are just
01:10:44.780 mailing it in. Oh, look at me and my
01:10:47.020 beanie hat. You're ridiculous, man. 1.00
01:10:49.240 How do you respect? He doesn't respect himself. 1.00
01:10:50.960 Of course he doesn't.
01:10:53.520 I'm just picking on him.
01:10:55.260 There's a million. He's just an easy...
01:10:56.960 Like Steven Crowder. There's a million of them. They're all the same.
01:11:01.240 It's a gimmick.
01:11:02.000 It's an entertainment box.
01:11:05.300 to the racism
01:11:20.060 I can't remember
01:11:22.200 this is why I put the chat up there
01:11:24.220 so it wouldn't distract me
01:11:24.900 but I was too late
01:11:25.460 no yeah the politics
01:11:29.620 like it does matter
01:11:31.060 it is important
01:11:31.560 I'm not saying it doesn't
01:11:32.380 it just
01:11:32.660 I'm like what's
01:11:34.420 I'm trying to diagnose the problem, you know?
01:11:37.080 You can stop as many bleeds as you want,
01:11:38.760 but if they keep getting shot from somewhere,
01:11:40.280 it's like, that's the real issue, isn't it?
01:11:43.100 And, you know, that's coming from somewhere.
01:11:46.040 And there's definitely, again,
01:11:49.740 what do you kneel for?
01:11:50.940 What do you, you know, what is your master?
01:11:53.780 You can't have more than one.
01:11:55.140 There's one ultimate calling and power.
01:11:57.160 And what is that for you, for anyone?
01:11:59.200 For too many people in this way,
01:12:00.400 it's money, stuff, and things.
01:12:02.720 You're motivated by money, stuff, and things.
01:12:04.340 That's what they're here for.
01:12:05.100 So that means you will always be bendable and malleable.
01:12:07.520 You're like Clay. 1.00
01:12:08.520 You don't believe shit. 1.00
01:12:11.280 Oh, no, I would. 1.00
01:12:12.120 Okay, we'll see.
01:12:12.960 Take all your money, stuff, and things away.
01:12:14.580 Let's see how tough you are.
01:12:16.640 Because you get, you know, how tough, how hardcore do you think Joe Rogan really is?
01:12:26.220 That guy sold out a long time ago.
01:12:27.700 And again, I don't know what happened to him.
01:12:29.420 I don't know what they threatened him with.
01:12:30.320 I don't know, but he's not.
01:12:34.340 He's not playing for our team.
01:12:37.460 I saw him saying some really gross stuff about somebody.
01:12:42.000 I don't know the guy at all, but I feel like I would like him if I met him.
01:12:45.860 I think he seems like a very sweet guy.
01:12:47.460 Theo Vaughn. 0.84
01:12:48.740 And he's talking about him like he's crazy and losing his mind. 0.99
01:12:51.340 He's probably talking about like he might kill himself. 0.99
01:12:53.700 He should be on SSRIs. 0.97
01:12:56.580 Because he's talking about the genocide and the Epstein Empire
01:13:00.960 and the slurping on kids, he said. 1.00
01:13:03.240 Like, that's all true, Joe.
01:13:05.220 Why are you running smokescreen cover for that
01:13:08.060 and deferring to maybe Theo's out of his mind?
01:13:11.080 Hope he doesn't get suicide.
01:13:12.520 All right.
01:13:13.920 Old Joseph has a $500 million Spotify deal.
01:13:16.840 I forgot.
01:13:21.620 You still doing this gig with no money?
01:13:23.860 I started doing this for free,
01:13:25.300 and I still don't make very much money.
01:13:27.220 I don't really care.
01:13:28.100 As long as I have enough to cover my bills
01:13:30.460 and feed my children and family and take care of the people I love
01:13:34.620 and, you know, I don't need a lot.
01:13:37.440 It's not a lot. I don't need a lot.
01:13:38.800 It's just that everything I own is basically within 10 feet of where I'm sitting right now
01:13:44.200 and I drive a 10-year-old pickup truck.
01:13:46.220 I, you know, it's not interesting to me anyway.
01:13:53.060 Like, sometimes when Morgan and I are having alone time
01:13:58.520 being fun adults that we are.
01:14:02.280 I'll say this to some people
01:14:03.800 because I used to think this.
01:14:05.200 It's like relationship couples.
01:14:07.060 It just looks fake.
01:14:07.920 It's like, oh, nobody's that happy.
01:14:09.400 Like, we actually are.
01:14:11.260 It is a real thing if you can find it.
01:14:13.100 It's very hard to do and very rare.
01:14:14.900 And I'm not, you know,
01:14:16.260 I'm just, I'm insanely fortunate.
01:14:18.020 But it does exist.
01:14:19.660 It is, don't give up to what I'm saying.
01:14:21.600 Because it does exist.
01:14:23.360 I almost did.
01:14:26.340 Anyway,
01:14:26.700 um there's this odd combination of like sort of house music that's you know to listen to
01:14:37.000 and there'll be like super hot chicks in their underwear flopping around being
01:14:41.840 just beautiful you know and then really expensive cars for some reason like why 1.00
01:14:49.540 it's an odd comp why that i mean you could swap i mean you got to keep the women obviously 0.98
01:14:57.520 but why the cars you could do the same thing with just like rotating uh models of like 1.00
01:15:06.500 very high-end firearms would do just the same thing to me it's you know just man idiot central 1.00
01:15:14.920 Well, hey, do you like beautiful women and expensive machines? 1.00
01:15:18.020 Like, do I? 0.91
01:15:24.820 But mostly I'm like, why is there anything other than the women? 0.94
01:15:27.860 Like, why are we interrupting? 0.99
01:15:31.080 Why are we interrupting that?
01:15:32.640 Okay, it's a Lamborghini.
01:15:34.020 I don't care.
01:15:35.000 Who cares?
01:15:37.140 It's weird to me that there's people in print like, oh, I've never looked at a car or a
01:15:43.240 And when Montreal, again, we're there recently.
01:15:50.120 Great guys, great people out there.
01:15:51.640 Thanks for having us, by the way.
01:15:55.480 And there was a Ferrari, something like that.
01:15:58.940 Like, I don't care.
01:16:00.320 Walk right past it.
01:16:01.100 I'm like, whatever, a million-dollar car.
01:16:03.060 I couldn't care less. 1.00
01:16:04.420 And there were, of course, Indian guys taking pictures of it.
01:16:07.820 Like they're at the pyramids. 1.00
01:16:09.800 Like, oh, my God.
01:16:12.000 Look at that.
01:16:13.240 a marvel of a bro broseph it was mass produced in a factory by machines and got like it's just
01:16:19.540 metal and parts the only reason it costs that much is because someone decided it should
01:16:25.460 you could make the same thing but just with a different name on it it's not a lamborghini or
01:16:32.800 a ferrari it's a thompson which look at the brand new thompson the thompson the 2026 thompson
01:16:40.680 Everything else is identical would cost a fraction of the price and everyone would go. I don't care. I don't care
01:16:45.900 I want to see the Lambo. Let me see the forever. That is some fucking good. You know what?
01:16:51.180 That's goyim slave mind right there 1.00
01:17:03.000 They were Indian so I didn't care but 1.00
01:17:05.860 If they had been true native Montrealers I would have wrong with you 1.00
01:17:10.680 What's wrong with you? 1.00
01:17:17.080 You're in old Montreal.
01:17:21.120 Cobblestone streets. 1.00
01:17:24.740 And you're fascinated at this Italian machine from somewhere 0.99
01:17:30.780 because it goes fast.
01:17:35.200 Blow it up, Philip. Blow up the world.
01:17:37.800 You know? 0.86
01:17:40.680 it sucks when you realize we are so outnumbered by npcs
01:17:45.940 actually it was funny we were standing outside uh one of these places downtown
01:17:51.100 and uh there was this chick there and uh one of the guys thought she was with us and morgan and
01:17:56.880 her friends and she's like what me oh no she she literally says no no i'm just some random npc
01:18:01.800 and then walked away he's like wait what you're a random npc she's like yeah and then got some
01:18:07.400 car drove away. I was like, you know what
01:18:09.460 sucks? She was probably pretty cool.
01:18:12.240 She knows. She's just like,
01:18:13.340 no, I'm just a random NPC. She's clearly
01:18:15.060 the fact that she knows what that is and
01:18:17.300 what it could mean and then described herself as such.
01:18:19.540 Probably having a bad day, off day.
01:18:21.760 There's hope for her. 0.56
01:18:23.780 I could fix her. You probably could,
01:18:25.520 but she got away. It's too slow. Too slow.
01:18:29.100 She might 0.99
01:18:29.540 have got trafficked by Indians.
01:18:32.020 No sooner did we like, I remember 1.00
01:18:33.340 I went and laid down
01:18:34.200 in a hotel and I'm like scrolling.
01:18:37.100 like oh the deport report i like that twitter account uh here's a guy i'm pretty sure i just
01:18:42.680 saw downtown an hour ago in a habs jersey i think that's him uh drugging women in montreal and
01:18:50.820 trafficking them wanted by police like i'm pretty sure i just saw him uh downtown
01:18:56.040 like an hour and a half ago that's the guy isn't that the guy they all look the same to me i don't
01:19:02.040 pretty sure that's him
01:19:07.100 i think about weird shit i'm like walking around the city i said to one of the guys i'm like 0.98
01:19:13.480 you know how many murders and rapes and like we've probably walked past and don't even know 0.97
01:19:17.820 and all these buildings and apartment complexes and i was like there's
01:19:21.520 odds are somebody's being chopped up some in like right 10 feet away from us as we walk by
01:19:26.760 help me we can't hear them they're in a soundproof room and they can see our feet walking by that's
01:19:31.500 happening to somebody. And I know someone out there is like, Jeremy, can't you just have fun?
01:19:37.920 No, I can't because I live here in hell with you. Why are you, why are you ignoring it?
01:19:44.680 So now I need to do this. Look, I made it an hour and a half. I've been, I've been
01:19:50.000 more than California sober. Well, I've had a few drinks. We got a little, we got a little tight
01:19:56.180 a couple of times you know i don't like to drink braille i don't like it man it's just 0.63
01:20:01.860 it's a mess it just sucks but every once in a while you know for old time's sake
01:20:07.620 i haven't been eating weed in a long time so this is probably going to destroy me 0.68
01:20:11.520 uh the last time well the first time it's like you know well it was edibles
01:20:15.540 they're gonna take some edibles they can't do it it's just a little bit it's not going to do
01:20:19.480 anything i invented a meme country that destroyed canada so have fun everybody actually um we'll
01:20:29.700 do it don't be smoking the devil's lettuce it'll turn you into a hippie it'll turn you 0.95
01:20:40.100 it turned me into a nazi actually 0.85
01:20:42.860 so it made me you know what it made me do it made me go huh this is this is what happened
01:20:51.620 because i didn't smoke weed ever until i was like 32 it was like kind of transitioning on
01:20:58.400 my way out of the army they're like hey you want a medical marijuana license i'm like why not
01:21:02.020 all right i'm bored i'm you know leaving the might as well why not i'll try anything once almost 0.99
01:21:07.620 a bunch of gay guys all of a sudden 0.98
01:21:10.280 really you'll try anything no that's not what I 1.00
01:21:12.340 didn't think I'd have to explain
01:21:16.300 that but 1.00
01:21:17.140 some fucking 1.00
01:21:19.180 sitting there ripped 1.00
01:21:21.340 2 o'clock in the morning on YouTube like
01:21:23.920 2012
01:21:25.780 I'm like you know I've got time
01:21:28.340 on my hands like when was this been
01:21:30.120 2014 something like that 13
01:21:32.120 14 and back then
01:21:34.180 the old wild west YouTube everything
01:21:36.060 everything was on YouTube like the actual Kennedy assassin you could watch his head explode on you
01:21:42.240 everything was on there there were people there were videos of people being murdered on YouTube
01:21:45.540 it was whatever almost nothing was ever removed the censorship was like what are you talking
01:21:50.260 about it was still it was still a good time the internet was still a good time in the early 2012s
01:21:55.260 10s 11 teens in 2011 the internet was still a very wholesome no holds barred you can watch
01:22:01.920 President Kennedy's brain blight out of his head
01:22:04.040 right on YouTube. 0.52
01:22:05.600 It was great.
01:22:08.160 And 0.55
01:22:08.360 being a white man
01:22:12.000 with a functioning
01:22:14.280 every, you know, I have always been
01:22:16.080 fascinated by World War II, as we all should
01:22:18.120 be.
01:22:20.320 And I realized, hey, all of
01:22:21.780 Mustache's man's, everything he said,
01:22:23.920 everything that I think that everyone knows about
01:22:26.200 from the
01:22:29.900 what was the factory
01:22:31.220 all the speeches, they're all there.
01:22:35.460 They're all of them.
01:22:38.980 Some of them are like an hour and a half long.
01:22:44.660 This is probably pretty crazy.
01:22:49.660 It's probably crazy. 1.00
01:22:51.040 It's probably the craziest shit I've ever heard. 1.00
01:22:54.420 Because I'm pretty desensitized at this point, right? 1.00
01:22:56.720 I watched the beheading of Nicholas Berg
01:22:58.900 in like 2004.
01:23:01.220 right after I joined the Army in 2003,
01:23:02.920 around that time, 2002?
01:23:04.520 I mean, it was in high school still. 0.98
01:23:06.060 I remember his name, because it was fucked up. 0.98
01:23:07.820 He was an American contractor kidnapped 0.99
01:23:09.280 by Iraqi militants, whatever, the terrorists. 0.98
01:23:16.640 Well, we're blowing up their country, 1.00
01:23:18.160 so, I mean, you know. 1.00
01:23:20.540 They can't really stop F-18s,
01:23:22.720 but they can grab somebody named Nicholas Burke 0.99
01:23:24.520 and cut his head off. 1.00
01:23:25.280 Like, that's what they can do. 1.00
01:23:25.880 So they will do that, you know. 1.00
01:23:27.900 Fuck around, find out. 1.00
01:23:28.820 War is hell. 1.00
01:23:29.240 and uh it was awful that video i don't don't go look for it it's really drawn it's really shitty 0.85
01:23:34.480 and they kill him slow and it'd take a while they saw his head off with him and he's screaming it's
01:23:39.820 horrible man but i wanted to know what we were getting into so i sat there and watched it and uh
01:23:45.020 you know i'm just like well you know what else is out there the internet was i mean good and bad
01:23:51.600 there's some terrible stuff but it was great if you're a curious person like i am and you wanted
01:23:55.480 to know things it was like what do you want to know what do you want to look at and it's like
01:23:59.400 not all of it's true not all but it's just wide open and uh sooner or later and i've been in
01:24:05.280 mustache man world and i'm like everything he's basically ever said is on there
01:24:08.620 and i go and check the subtitles back like is this accurate is this uh what does this word
01:24:15.440 being injured i started trying to learn german to have to the degree just to make sure
01:24:18.940 for example i'm gonna we're gonna we're gonna don't work guys just some of them can we get 0.92
01:24:24.760 fucking good high now? Just wait a minute. Have some discipline. Wait a minute. Yes, but wait a minute. 0.86
01:24:36.080 For example, they found Himmler, Heinrich Himmler's diary, right? I think it was a diary.
01:24:46.520 Or no, it was like letters to his wife and stuff like this. And in the media,
01:24:50.820 uh this is when i started going all right i gotta learn some german words because they're they're
01:24:56.380 they're not being 100 accurate with this stuff and the media headline was just crazy it was like
01:25:01.000 quotes out of like oh we found himler's diary the chilling context the chilling contents of
01:25:06.860 heinrich heinrich himmler's diary letters to his wife detailing their sick and twisted plans and
01:25:13.600 stuff and i'm like wow this is a bonnie and clyde supervillain shit so i'm reading it and it's like 0.98
01:25:19.160 in English, oh, I love, I love how evil we are. I love being evil and bad with you. You're so evil 0.99
01:25:26.300 and you make me want to be more evil. And I love doing evil things with you. It was just cartoonish. 1.00
01:25:31.460 I'm like, who, what did he say that? So I'm, I'm believing it at face value. I'm like, what the
01:25:37.680 fucking, okay. What? So I'm like, I got to go find this. So I go and find it. And I'm like, okay, 0.99
01:25:44.540 there's the German words and there's their translation. And I, I, I'm like, well, what does
01:25:48.500 I'll trade. Let me just double check.
01:25:51.720 And I don't remember offhand
01:25:53.080 because I'm not, like, fluent. I got to, like,
01:25:54.780 a fifth grader's appreciation of how
01:25:56.880 German works. You know what I mean?
01:26:00.160 Me havin'
01:26:00.820 ein cookie bitte? Like, that's how good I was.
01:26:03.020 Like, not very. I'm basically a four-year-old retard. 0.83
01:26:05.100 That's how good I can... But 0.59
01:26:06.380 the word they were using
01:26:08.700 for, like, bad and evil
01:26:10.540 also can mean, depending on the
01:26:12.940 context, naughty.
01:26:17.380 Ooh.
01:26:17.740 oh so what happened was and this led me to go okay now i gotta go i need to go see what mustache
01:26:25.240 man is talking about because they took 1930 and 40s sexting himmler like imagine it's the same
01:26:34.580 now because it would be no different if i spoke german and they got a hold of my phone like oh 0.75
01:26:38.740 my god did you see what mckenzie is up to him and morgan you're all tight ass i can't wait to get 0.99
01:26:44.440 home and fucking you know i'm gonna destroy you when i get home they're they're right they're 0.99
01:26:51.100 they're they're basically writing fucking sexting you know letters back and forth and they went or 1.00
01:26:56.420 we could say how they're eve like cartoon there i love being evil with you and people are it's 0.99
01:27:06.020 being reported in the news and retweeted and fucking was it you know cbc better carry this 0.95
01:27:11.000 through and i'm like at no point is anybody gonna go wait a minute no one talks like this in real 0.89
01:27:14.920 life is that actually what he said no of course not that's not what he said but then that would
01:27:25.800 make you an extremist and we might have to destroy your life though if you if you do that so at that
01:27:31.940 point i said well you know i've lived a lot of bit of a lie you know this point in my life i've 0.96
01:27:40.880 realized 9-11 is bullshit i mean i was kind of figured but now i'm very alarmed at some of the
01:27:46.480 things i've seen i watched a auschwitz documentary on netflix that was uh well it's never come back 0.72
01:27:54.540 to netflix oddly enough because of uh how amazing it was that made me ask some questions and wondered
01:28:03.500 loud some things and look into some things and uh and then i saw that and i thought uh well you know
01:28:09.620 Basically, nothing is what I thought it was.
01:28:13.920 Reality is not what I thought it was.
01:28:15.740 Everything I assumed was a certain way is not the right way.
01:28:19.940 And I was always told,
01:28:22.220 oh, don't, you don't, you don't want to,
01:28:24.340 don't smoke marijuana.
01:28:26.920 That's terrible.
01:28:27.940 It'll be terrible for you.
01:28:29.200 It'll ruin everything.
01:28:31.820 Okay.
01:28:32.780 Who's telling you that?
01:28:33.800 Who told me?
01:28:34.260 I mean, and you should, you know.
01:28:36.860 On balance, sobriety is the best way to go.
01:28:39.620 But if you can handle it, if it's not one of the vices that will ruin your life.
01:28:42.820 Because I know some guys that are like, they can't handle weed.
01:28:44.600 They'll just stay high forever.
01:28:45.640 They get nothing done.
01:28:46.460 They're just a mess.
01:28:47.160 It's like, you know, everybody's got something.
01:28:49.460 But if you can, it's a nice, decent way to relax.
01:28:52.420 It's creative.
01:28:53.000 It opens up your mind a little bit.
01:28:54.220 And you think a little differently.
01:28:55.540 And you can kind of, you know, to a point.
01:29:03.020 Well, it's 1 o'clock in the morning for the next three hours.
01:29:05.860 I'm going to sit front row and 0.95
01:29:09.220 listen to Hitler's YouTube channel 0.95
01:29:13.060 what could go wrong
01:29:19.600 so if you would
01:29:23.100 please join me
01:29:24.380 indulge
01:29:27.380 Philip and I in some heresy 0.61
01:29:29.580 it's heretic time
01:29:32.500 Did you put anything in this, Phil?
01:29:38.980 Are there drugs in this?
01:29:44.940 I did see David Cole.
01:29:47.000 Buddy, I saw it all.
01:29:48.420 I saw it all.
01:29:49.860 I saw everything.
01:29:51.040 This was...
01:29:51.880 And I didn't do it in, like...
01:29:53.660 I didn't take my time.
01:29:54.980 It's like, oh, you know, I'll check in over...
01:29:57.240 No, no.
01:29:57.920 I just...
01:29:58.480 I did this.
01:29:59.240 probably
01:30:01.560 probably in the span of three months
01:30:03.960 in three months
01:30:05.560 this is just a montage now
01:30:08.320 just imagine this is a montage
01:30:09.880 there's different screens and images
01:30:12.060 of all the different, David Cole
01:30:13.840 everybody, everything, David Irving 0.98
01:30:15.840 everything you can imagine, Hitler 0.99
01:30:17.260 it's just fading in and out 0.90
01:30:20.280 while I'm just sitting here like Matthew McConaughey
01:30:22.140 in True Detective
01:30:22.840 how many
01:30:38.140 they went to Sobibor
01:30:45.080 they must have used the radar didn't they use ground penetrating
01:30:49.360 this is just like cam loops so if cam loops no bones that means oh boy I'm not high enough for
01:31:02.400 this it's illegal if I tell anybody about this it's illegal
01:31:19.360 I'll get you, Phil.
01:31:28.220 Don't worry.
01:31:28.540 I'm gonna watch it growin' big time.
01:31:32.960 Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:31:43.260 My part is to all the big names, and I greet them.
01:31:48.580 So then they're like, okay, YouTube, we gotta shut the internet down, we can't be having this.
01:31:52.020 What happened was, like, YouTube, like, the internet was a weaponized thing for a while.
01:31:56.600 They're like, oh, who'd you leave that on, YouTube?
01:31:57.860 Well, the thing is, about visual presentations, you can combine audio, visual, like, in a very effective, efficient way. 0.92
01:32:05.240 Like, it, sorry, I mean, again, it depends on the material, depends on who put it together, and how accurate, a lot of these things, a lot of it was garbage, a lot of it is garbage, you know?
01:32:13.620 Loose change was also very popular.
01:32:17.060 Here's what loose change got right.
01:32:18.760 9-11 is a lie.
01:32:20.240 The end.
01:32:21.700 The end.
01:32:22.480 Everything after that, just throw it away, okay? 1.00
01:32:25.900 The takeaway is, yeah, that story, yeah, bullshit. 0.99
01:32:28.720 The end, move on. 0.99
01:32:30.240 So there's that element to it.
01:32:32.180 But it's like, or if you can do it in a way where the information is, you know, digestible, accurate, fair.
01:32:43.940 And it's done in a way that's, you know, faster.
01:32:46.840 A visual presentation, like visual documentary kind of sort of style.
01:32:50.320 Would you rather do that or read 50 books?
01:32:54.020 like
01:32:57.080 I'm just not that guy
01:32:59.640 clearly
01:33:00.500 I've read books
01:33:04.500 but like after 30 or 40 books
01:33:07.780 I was like this is still
01:33:08.900 can we do this on TV or something
01:33:10.900 can you guys act it
01:33:11.740 just act it out for me
01:33:12.620 put on costumes
01:33:13.320 just give me the gist of it
01:33:14.960 I'm getting ADHD
01:33:15.820 I need other
01:33:16.480 I gotta move
01:33:17.420 come on
01:33:17.700 just give me the 1.00
01:33:18.080 come on
01:33:18.840 but we took it too far
01:33:19.920 now everything's like a four second
01:33:21.100 TikTok or don't bother
01:33:23.000 Oh, a five-minute video? 0.99
01:33:24.460 People act like a five-minute video is a commitment to a fucking career. 0.99
01:33:28.540 You want me to work here for 15 years before I can... 0.99
01:33:30.900 A five-minute video?
01:33:32.300 Like, what are you going to do?
01:33:35.260 Back then, and we're all guilty of it.
01:33:37.420 It's happened to all of us. 0.99
01:33:38.300 We're all being reprogrammed by these fucking oral existential crisis rectangles. 0.99
01:33:43.360 See, now they're going to be like, yay, he's fun again. 1.00
01:33:45.120 Now he's high.
01:33:45.740 Yeah, I know.
01:33:46.540 I know.
01:33:46.920 I am more fun.
01:33:47.640 Who isn't?
01:33:49.200 Lots of people.
01:33:49.900 Some people just do this.
01:33:50.620 For whatever reason, I don't 1.00
01:33:53.160 Because my brain is fucked 1.00
01:33:54.040 It's like lubricant 1.00
01:33:56.580 It's like, you know, the good kind
01:34:01.100 Doesn't smell gross
01:34:02.920 Hey, if you accidentally get some in your mouth
01:34:06.200 It's even tasty
01:34:06.840 It tastes like strawberries
01:34:07.800 You know?
01:34:13.260 What do you think I mean?
01:34:15.300 You know exactly what I mean
01:34:16.300 Anyway
01:34:19.700 um what happened was in 2016 uh the first trump election it had nothing to do with trump it had
01:34:28.760 everything to do with uh aepstein empire otherwise known as pizzagate just 10 years ago 10 years ago
01:34:38.800 ish on or on the bones that time should we do creepy story time again is this what i need to
01:34:46.740 do should i just we all know right do we know hey does everybody do you guys all notice does
01:34:54.240 everybody like it's not a secret anymore right hey guys if i just like like can everybody just
01:34:59.620 pay attention just for a second just for one second i just want to ask one question and i'm
01:35:03.260 just gonna i just need to know this if i just say just i just give me your honest reaction 0.66
01:35:08.360 the jews what are you yeah oh oh fucking all right then okay okay so a lot of what i would 0.84
01:35:17.420 if i want to go into a lot of deep detail it's just redundant you know it's just a waste of 0.99
01:35:21.860 like they've you guys have all seen see there you don't hear those voices maybe it's just me
01:35:26.140 like there's videos of them crawling out of tunnels and then scurrying away into the night
01:35:32.120 like a villain from a Batman movie.
01:35:35.580 And Ben Shapiro would have you believe...
01:35:37.900 But that is not even a story.
01:35:39.960 Sometimes people crawl out of tunnels.
01:35:41.600 What's not crawling out of tunnels are these deals.
01:35:43.400 30% off these mattresses.
01:35:45.440 30% off these mattresses.
01:35:46.860 This is a great mattress.
01:35:47.880 I have this mattress.
01:35:49.140 I would sleep on this mattress.
01:35:49.980 I would...
01:35:50.560 My own children, I would make them sleep.
01:35:51.700 I'd make them sleep on this mattress.
01:35:55.240 Are those...
01:35:56.080 Whether or not that is the same mattress found in the tunnel
01:35:58.800 does not matter. 0.97
01:35:59.400 yeah there's there's mattresses in the tunnel too that he ran away out of what the fuck is
01:36:05.200 going on down there i don't know this isn't sorry this is not like an extremist radical thing if i
01:36:11.980 have to explain to you why crawling out of a tunnel in new york city in the middle of the night
01:36:17.840 and then running away into the darkness is strange and alarming if you don't immediately see number 0.74
01:36:26.860 one the comedic the fucking oh my god that's all one the funniest thing i've ever seen on the 0.88
01:36:32.960 internet in my life in my opinion the funniest internet video of all time because it's real 0.96
01:36:39.860 it's like comedy has to be a little bit true to be funny that actually happened combined with the
01:36:46.740 twitter uh thread of a fellow in the same neighborhood years prior also this is also real
01:36:51.980 Crock, is this true?
01:36:54.060 If you're doing that, you also don't see what's wrong with people crawling out of tunnels, probably. 0.90
01:36:59.260 Wrote, I know this is because you're crazy, but I'm pretty sure I can hear Yiddish under the floor and digging sounds.
01:37:07.420 But what are you trying to say? 0.98
01:37:09.400 I'm saying I think there are Jews digging tunnels under my apartment building. 0.99
01:37:14.280 Oh, God. 1.00
01:37:15.680 Oh, you should be banned.
01:37:17.300 How dare you?
01:37:18.900 Years later, this happens.
01:37:20.380 and that guy's same account was like it was the meme like it was the Leonardo DiCaprio meme from
01:37:27.400 the Hollywood movie whatever he sees on TV he's like oh oh and he's like I told you he's I I
01:37:36.240 nobody believed me I told you they were down there how vindicated would you feel probably ruined his
01:37:43.420 life there's a short film idea see this is what I need to do probably right guys if anybody's 1.00
01:37:48.820 listening if you're a rich guy take a chance man you guys spend money on stupid things you see what 0.96
01:37:52.840 happens i'd smoked a little bit and i'm like i'm ready to pump out 40 different cartoons that are 1.00
01:37:58.240 half an hour long that will give i don't know if it'll defeat rick and morty but it'll fucking 0.95
01:38:02.600 give her a go bud it's gonna give her the old ryan rosicky go at fucking in england versus chris 0.96
01:38:09.040 billum smith former world fucking champion in a stadium in his backyard i'm so pumped for this 0.97
01:38:15.820 I love boxing, but I love, and if you're a nationalist, if you're a Canadian, if you're a bit, whatever. 0.95
01:38:20.440 This is just, we need these things in our life to stay alive.
01:38:23.600 We can't be, you know, how terrible it is all the time.
01:38:27.280 That's what they want for you.
01:38:28.940 You need to stop this.
01:38:32.640 And I, they did it to me and I was in there for a while with you guys.
01:38:38.580 Look at how awful.
01:38:40.800 That's how a lot of us connected with each other.
01:38:42.600 Yeah.
01:38:42.820 i haven't forgotten those things
01:38:46.060 but i'm down here fighting it this is that's a that's this is a permitted area
01:38:54.000 like just oh i'm in the noticement part you're still in the jail you're still in there
01:39:02.080 you're fine you're in the yard you're outside but you're fenced in you're fine
01:39:08.120 oh oh this this is what so many people are doing right now and i'm trying to
01:39:12.740 i'm not trying to this is not honestly not easy to do it was not easy for me to do is to is to
01:39:19.500 kind of like stretch out of there i'm not saying forget about it but you know how many people are
01:39:25.700 just oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh non-stop and not that it doesn't need to happen and people don't
01:39:34.780 need to know what's going on but some of the a lot of the people doing it are like that's all
01:39:38.140 they've been doing you know it's out there like it's on it's gone you know what i mean
01:39:44.120 you're like uh you know what you guys are like and then again it's just funny to me 0.97
01:39:51.760 it's like we're fucking we're out there you know we're peeking we're popping we're peeking and 0.99
01:39:58.860 popping whack whack you know take a peek take a pop whack whack whack whack a new head comes 0.99
01:40:04.200 apart. It's great. Whack, whack. Okay, move. Never
01:40:06.080 stay in the same place twice.
01:40:08.480 But they're like, alright, we got it. And there's
01:40:10.140 you just mag dumping. Ah!
01:40:12.040 Ah! Ah! And then you just click, click, click,
01:40:14.260 click, click, click, click.
01:40:16.140 You're gonna come over and be like, bro, bro, you got him.
01:40:18.120 You got him. It's okay. Relax.
01:40:20.980 Your bolt, your bolt
01:40:22.080 check is engaged. Like, you, you're
01:40:23.980 a dry dude. You need
01:40:26.040 to breathe. You are so in the black. I've never
01:40:28.000 seen, I thought this was only in movies that
01:40:29.980 people did this. You're literally
01:40:31.960 pulling an empty trigger at a,
01:40:33.260 And the CEO of my unit from Afghanistan, he was the first man to kill anyone on the tour, right?
01:40:43.160 And it was a few weeks in.
01:40:49.680 I don't want to name names.
01:40:50.980 I don't want to...
01:40:51.760 I probably said too much already.
01:40:55.640 I'm just...
01:40:56.360 Is this any of this legally actionable?
01:40:58.660 I don't think so.
01:40:59.540 I mean, people could deduce who that man was, but...
01:41:03.260 Not who the driver was.
01:41:06.020 So the driver of the vehicle that the CO was in
01:41:08.800 was very convinced.
01:41:15.540 And I'm not judging the guy.
01:41:16.940 I mean, God love him.
01:41:17.580 He's a great guy.
01:41:19.140 He made a wrong call, though.
01:41:21.180 Thought a guy was a suicide bomber. 1.00
01:41:24.240 Had a bunch of weird shit on his body. 1.00
01:41:26.340 Was acting weird. 0.99
01:41:27.160 Was, like, in and out of the road.
01:41:30.100 And, like, kind of coming towards them 0.99
01:41:31.920 and looked fucked up. 0.96
01:41:32.760 like maybe he's terrible i don't know right so uh you're just some guy in his early 30s like um 0.99
01:41:39.040 people are asking you what's going on man it's like maybe we're about to die or not i'm not sure 0.97
01:41:44.560 figure it out very quickly please so he says yeah shoot him yeah he's got a bomb they said are you 1.00
01:41:51.660 sure yes he did not in fact he was the village idiot like this guy was mentally handicapped 1.00
01:41:58.640 like severely he was like super duper retarded not in the way that i mean retarded when i'm like 1.00
01:42:04.420 you're a fucking retard pierre paulia is a fucking retard not like that i mean mentally handicapped 1.00
01:42:08.960 like challenged like i actually in a respectful way you know he was he was not someone he was 1.00
01:42:15.040 someone who needed supervision and for whatever reason i don't know what he was caring what was
01:42:19.280 going on, but anyway, the CO did not just go, da-da-da-da-da-da, and then check. No, no. He
01:42:29.480 didn't even go, da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da. No, he
01:42:35.720 didn't do that. He went, da-da-da-da-da-da-da, until the gun stopped, and then started to reload
01:42:44.100 the gun and the gun has 200 bullets in it 200 bullet the machine gun and the pencil mount 200
01:42:50.700 round uh box magazine or not magazine a box belt chain and then started and they're like sir you
01:42:56.580 got them like stop and it probably again i wasn't there in person but the stories the times we had
01:43:04.720 together the fun we the fun we had as young men you young people will never understand we used to 0.98
01:43:12.900 get to shoot handicapped brown people in the street it was amazing ah tell tell him colonel 1.00
01:43:20.040 oh yes i i i mag dumped a retard a brat i just destroyed just wanted to see what a human body 0.99
01:43:27.500 looks like when it comes apart what a glorious day no it's not what he was probably terrified 0.93
01:43:34.040 as you do and uh if you've not been in a gunfight you don't get to have an opinion okay
01:43:40.000 first of all if you have and if you're honest you will tell everyone that there's something
01:43:45.120 weird about time when you're like in a life and death you know it's like how long was it you're
01:43:51.340 like it was either two seconds or two hours i don't i don't know like how long did you guys
01:43:56.880 lay there being bombed it was like it was um it was either 30 seconds or or an hour and a half
01:44:03.800 it's hard to say and no one's recollection is the same you ask 10 guys the same thing like what
01:44:10.840 happened and they're all like this is like wait what this guy's imagining someone who never
01:44:15.320 existed that like that didn't happen like no it was him you weren't there you know it just becomes
01:44:19.680 the memory is not reliable anyway and uh funny enough they like oh in court oh i saw this is
01:44:26.160 like no one's memory you know is shit it's well known that the human memory is not reliable at
01:44:30.560 all and uh it's funny because we have now we have tapes that we record everything body cams and 0.97
01:44:36.940 satellites and all the radio like we know exactly what happened so when 10 guys are like giving this
01:44:41.780 story like that's what that didn't happen they watch the tapes like huh look at that i guess i 0.99
01:44:47.960 did shoot him 200 times you know you're fucking in a fight for your life man and one wrong move 1.00
01:44:55.480 and not just you die, everybody dies. 1.00
01:44:58.220 And you're the boss.
01:45:00.180 Like, I actually have a lot of sympathy for him.
01:45:02.040 He was a good, the CO we had was a good man.
01:45:04.720 The battalion, he was, I believe he was a good man.
01:45:08.660 And after that, we had a briefing about how we need to watch ourselves
01:45:12.500 and maintain our ROEs and don't go overboard.
01:45:15.700 And we're all like, nobody has done anything, sir. 1.00
01:45:17.800 You, you mag-dumped the fucking village idiot with a turnaround box. 1.00
01:45:25.480 We used to call him, I used to call him Smiley, but he, I now know, at the time it creeped 1.00
01:45:32.280 me out like he was a psychopath, but I now know that was, because there was something
01:45:37.620 wrong with his smile.
01:45:41.440 He wasn't actually smiling because he wanted to be.
01:45:44.260 He was smiling because he was, like, he's this commanding officer of an infantry battalion
01:45:51.300 in a war zone. 0.99
01:45:52.440 He has to have his shit together all the time. 1.00
01:45:55.480 right? Even before we got there. Do you have any fucking idea? If you're a good person, 1.00
01:46:00.700 imagine you're a good person and that's your job. You're going to take fucking 500 of these guys 0.99
01:46:04.280 to that place and try your very best to bring them all home. And as their children and their 0.99
01:46:10.480 moms and dads, and they're all in tears waving goodbye, son. It's your job to take care of them.
01:46:15.800 First of all, you know what I mean? Then you get there and it's like,
01:46:21.140 You can't just do that job, all right?
01:46:25.920 That's where, oh, General Jenny Kerrigan,
01:46:28.180 they want her to be the chief of NATO.
01:46:32.700 They want her to run the NATO army.
01:46:35.860 Well, Jenny.
01:46:37.620 What's your greatest challenge as a military officer? 1.00
01:46:40.440 Just like being a whammon 0.96
01:46:42.060 and people not believing in powerful whammon,
01:46:44.800 but I am a most powerful whammon.
01:46:48.100 Yeah.
01:46:48.580 So I just described one singular man's one afternoon that I guarantee more difficult than General Jenny's entire life.
01:47:00.400 Guaranteed.
01:47:01.820 One day.
01:47:03.720 And unfortunately, we did not all come home alive together.
01:47:11.760 And a lot more than that are never the same.
01:47:15.280 And a lot of them have died since.
01:47:16.480 and you that's a do you want to be in charge of that it's not a this is why i hate people 0.88
01:47:24.640 like pierre i shouldn't say i hate him i really maybe i don't know depends on how shitty he is 0.56
01:47:30.200 but i really don't like i want to be in charge it's my turn he said recently he's the prime 0.52
01:47:35.640 minister and waiting as the prime minister and waiting who told you to say that i'm guys i'm
01:47:43.540 honestly starting to get to the point where I'm like, should I email them? I'm following his
01:47:49.560 campaign manager on Instagram. She has like no followers, like a thousand, 2000, like a regular
01:47:54.720 person's Instagram account. Right. And I'm not saying I'm just like, once you get 10, 20,000, 0.95
01:47:59.800 it's like, forget using DMS or like, that's all over. It's just noise. So now it's just post and
01:48:05.820 walk away. If you want to maintain your sanity at that point. But if you're still like the one,
01:48:09.220 like most people 99% of people just their friends and you know you can use it like a you know it's
01:48:15.580 just you and your friends hanging out and anybody can just pop in hello you'll they'll notice
01:48:20.760 what's going on in here people when they check their everyday notifications two new followers
01:48:26.480 i wonder who it is every day mine's like a hundred new people like you and a hundred new people want 0.56
01:48:32.660 to kill you and their messages are in your dms and another hundred people are like it's just
01:48:36.700 oh okay we're just not going to go in there anymore so i just don't go in there anymore i just 0.83
01:48:41.960 i just close that door i'm like i we just we just don't go in the spare room anymore it's a mess
01:48:47.840 here's what it is uh but i'm like so i follow her on there
01:48:53.000 interestingly enough if she like i bet she'll have heard this now because of this
01:48:58.100 what i'm doing hurry don't have to block me or something or not we don't know i'm playing this 1.00
01:49:05.120 game with i morgan was there and i was like hey should i flirt with this campaign manager like
01:49:11.440 let's just uh you know in a friendly way let's just see what this yeah let's do it i'm getting
01:49:17.700 to the point now where i'm going to be like dear jennifer i this whole started because i wanted
01:49:23.660 you know a spooky story time music that i didn't even get to dear jennifer
01:49:29.500 It is unknowns to me
01:49:33.420 I'm gonna take it I'm gonna take a chance old-timey
01:49:39.500 1800s
01:49:42.420 Letter writing music
01:49:44.800 What do you guys will YouTube deliver what do you guys think? 1.00
01:49:50.400 Oh shit 0.99
01:49:51.320 Maybe you're writing a goodbye letter. Look this. This is right mean this fucking there's no excuse anymore guys 1.00
01:50:00.080 I had just the most schizo-random stupid thought in the world. 1.00
01:50:03.700 Uh, you're writing a goodbye letter in the 19th century. 1.00
01:50:07.260 No, playlist!
01:50:08.900 46 minutes of it!
01:50:11.400 Or you're writing love letters in an ancient library during autumn.
01:50:14.920 Um, ooh, this one looks promising.
01:50:16.580 You're writing letters in a cherry wood and candlelit 1800s library.
01:50:19.620 That sounds like what I'm going for.
01:50:24.320 Skip a little ahead. Let's get into it.
01:50:29.500 hmm
01:50:32.000 I need something a little bit
01:50:33.480 a little faster
01:50:34.400 oh no this will work
01:50:36.840 let me ask
01:50:40.080 dear Jennifer
01:50:41.780 in the truest sense of sincerity
01:50:47.880 it is I
01:50:48.560 the one who shall not be named
01:50:50.520 the odious
01:50:51.180 it has occurred to me
01:50:55.300 in many late evenings
01:50:58.180 such as thus
01:50:59.680 that our mutual
01:51:02.660 campaigns of destruction
01:51:04.920 though amusing for me
01:51:08.960 troubling for you
01:51:10.120 ultimately lead nowhere
01:51:13.200 and thus
01:51:16.800 a more amusing
01:51:19.020 arrangement
01:51:19.620 Miss Jennifer 1.00
01:51:21.140 would be that I propose my goat friend 1.00
01:51:26.820 and I
01:51:27.320 here. His name is
01:51:29.720 Philip. You've heard of him. Say hello.
01:51:31.920 Yes. Yes, he's the one. He's
01:51:33.560 defeated the liberals before, you see.
01:51:36.280 Believe it or not, Jennifer.
01:51:38.440 Ooh, the weather's changing.
01:51:39.980 I must hurry.
01:51:42.380 It occurs to me
01:51:43.580 that
01:51:43.780 though
01:51:47.080 like a renovation
01:51:49.680 or an
01:51:51.700 old vehicle you want to hand off to your
01:51:53.620 son,
01:51:55.120 it's a nice gesture, but it needs 1.00
01:51:56.860 Jennifer Redd needs a lot of work 1.00
01:52:00.040 A lot of work 1.00
01:52:01.760 But it's not impossible
01:52:04.780 So perhaps if you'd
01:52:09.820 We are getting desperate here
01:52:13.960 Things are getting bad
01:52:15.960 Do I
01:52:17.960 See now the music is changing appropriately
01:52:20.040 This is just the soundtrack to the stream from now on
01:52:21.980 I'm just gonna put on random ambient Victorian music
01:52:24.080 And it'll take us wherever we need to go
01:52:25.420 Now we've got concerned piano music, Jennifer.
01:52:30.380 Time is running out.
01:52:35.120 Now I'm gonna switch personalities entirely.
01:52:39.140 That's right, Jennifer.
01:52:41.800 As we speak, the walls, they close in.
01:52:46.180 The roof seems to lower.
01:52:48.060 The light of the sun itself seems to dim.
01:52:52.740 The hour is late.
01:52:54.020 and like the brittle bones of an old body
01:52:57.720 failing a once great warrior, you know.
01:53:02.500 The calendar does end for us all.
01:53:07.440 Nothing is forever.
01:53:09.680 Time is of the essence.
01:53:11.740 Youth is wasted on the young.
01:53:16.740 And Jennifer, 1.00
01:53:17.620 we have to get the libs out.
01:53:24.020 If we don't, people will die. More and more.
01:53:35.020 In the end, there will be nowhere to hide. And you'll rue the day that we should have taken a chance with the goat people. 1.00
01:53:44.020 And it's true. 1.00
01:53:49.020 There's a lot of halls in your game.
01:53:51.020 But Jennifer, we're extremists.
01:53:58.140 We never give up.
01:54:00.200 We'll do what you won't.
01:54:02.080 We'll go where you can't.
01:54:05.800 And we dare to say and be what you can only dream.
01:54:21.020 Victory is not in opposition, dear Jennifer, but it is in cooperation.
01:54:26.680 You must confront and absorb your inner darkness.
01:54:29.900 Carl Jung wrote extensively of me, Jennifer!
01:54:37.340 Without your shadow, you are nothing.
01:54:42.540 This is why you lose.
01:54:45.560 This is why you continue to lose.
01:54:47.920 because you refuse to look
01:54:50.360 in the mirror, Jennifer, and see
01:54:51.840 that your face
01:54:54.480 has a mustache
01:54:55.920 after all.
01:55:07.320 Think about it.
01:55:08.220 P.S. Love you. Bye. Send.
01:55:14.740 Why not?
01:55:15.620 Yes, I'm serious
01:55:18.140 For something to do at this point
01:55:22.020 Oh, I'm sorry
01:55:23.100 Oh, are you guys winning?
01:55:24.780 Hey, who's winning, guys? Is it me winning?
01:55:26.600 Oh, no one's winning anywhere? 1.00
01:55:27.840 Oh, okay, shit, well I guess I'll just keep doing 0.99
01:55:29.920 We'll just keep doing whatever 0.99
01:55:31.080 No, I'm gonna make deranged love letter videos like that
01:55:34.240 In multiple split personality characters
01:55:35.980 And in dead seriously
01:55:38.040 Someone send it to her
01:55:39.300 I saw she's a Habs fan 1.00
01:55:44.240 We can start there
01:55:45.420 we'll start there
01:55:47.960 it's like imagine if they actually wanted to win you know if if the cpc was actually full of 0.70
01:56:00.360 you know anybody so it becomes are they all are they all that useless or are they all just
01:56:09.520 that in common they just can't this is i'm starting to feel like watching a seven-year-old 0.99
01:56:17.880 i'm really i'm just beating the shit out of handicapped people tonight a seven-year-old 0.95
01:56:23.120 it very very like not a little bit it was bad you know they were like oh no 1.00
01:56:32.280 this kid's oh no who's gonna tell her you know it's trying to do a rubik's cube and drooling
01:56:40.560 like i'm like ah we do look what do we do with this at this point 0.98
01:56:46.480 are you pretending or are you this are you cannot you don't know how to did you poop your pants 0.99
01:56:52.360 oh god 0.99
01:57:00.360 oh
01:57:02.280 it's so wide open.
01:57:05.120 Like, if you dropped a spoonful of testosterone in there,
01:57:11.220 it would cause like an atomic reaction, I think.
01:57:16.800 I think it would...
01:57:18.000 Which should tell you something.
01:57:26.520 You're basically run by a bunch of librarians
01:57:28.680 telling you to keep it down.
01:57:30.660 could you keep it down please
01:57:32.540 this you know what
01:57:34.520 what's the energy of the conservative party of Canada
01:57:36.520 I'll show you right now uh excuse me
01:57:38.200 excuse me hi
01:57:39.680 could you keep it down please
01:57:41.460 could you please keep it down
01:57:43.340 oh I'm sorry yeah all the dead people 0.99
01:57:46.540 oh fuck sorry but the piles of dead 1.00
01:57:48.540 people sorry 1.00
01:57:49.980 nice haircut did a
01:57:52.560 did a what happened were you 1.00
01:57:54.460 chained were you in your lesbian lumberjack 1.00
01:57:56.700 costume chainsaw and trees down 1.00
01:57:58.600 and whoops took half your
01:58:00.140 Oh, look, I shaved off half my head.
01:58:02.000 Look at me.
01:58:02.740 I'm Melissa Lansman. 1.00
01:58:05.680 I'm helping run this fucking party into the ground. 1.00
01:58:09.720 What is going on? 1.00
01:58:13.060 Are you serious? 1.00
01:58:14.620 I can't believe, I cannot believe Canadians are like, 0.98
01:58:17.120 they're going to, come on, come on, cons. 0.53
01:58:19.800 We're going to get the libs out.
01:58:21.140 Are you high?
01:58:22.240 I'm high. 1.00
01:58:23.000 I'm high as fuck right now. 0.99
01:58:26.780 This is, the more, it just becomes hilarious. 0.99
01:58:30.140 which is kind of the superpower.
01:58:32.760 If you can laugh at them, you can't die.
01:58:35.980 I'm not kidding. 1.00
01:58:38.600 This is real shit, okay? 0.99
01:58:40.260 I've been to war, and it wasn't a nice one. 1.00
01:58:41.960 It was a bad time, and there's a lot of...
01:58:43.620 Jail, listen, if you can laugh,
01:58:46.320 if you can find a way to laugh,
01:58:47.820 you will not die.
01:58:48.960 You will never die until you actually die,
01:58:51.680 but your spirit will not...
01:58:53.340 If you can find a way to laugh at anything,
01:58:57.920 if it's horrible, there's something about...
01:59:00.080 It's absurd then.
01:59:01.160 It's an absurd level of horror.
01:59:15.460 It's like doing surgery.
01:59:16.820 Like, you've got to find a way sometimes.
01:59:20.020 But it's so important.
01:59:20.940 You need to be able to laugh.
01:59:21.820 Because, like, it's like art.
01:59:23.640 Like, we need to be able to dance.
01:59:27.040 We need to be able to sing.
01:59:28.620 We need to be able to be human beings.
01:59:31.980 We need that to be healthy and alive.
01:59:35.660 And isn't any surprise to anyone that the claw is like,
01:59:38.420 no, I'm taking all of these things that make you human at all.
01:59:41.060 Actually, I'm going to take them away.
01:59:43.180 There'll be no more singing, no more dancing, none of that.
01:59:46.240 No more laughing.
01:59:47.400 No, no, no, no, no, no.
01:59:48.920 That's all for now.
01:59:50.560 What are you doing?
01:59:51.080 Are you making art?
01:59:52.020 No, no, no.
01:59:52.380 Give me that.
01:59:52.920 Give me that too.
01:59:54.080 No, AI makes the art now, okay?
01:59:56.380 AI makes the art now.
01:59:57.500 and Gary's going to need to see your whole phone, okay?
02:00:00.120 And could you please keep it down?
02:00:01.880 Excuse me, could you keep it down, please?
02:00:04.380 Could you, a little bit, okay?
02:00:06.040 The climate is so loud right now, okay?
02:00:08.880 And I noticed you seem to have shoes on your feet still,
02:00:11.320 so you're not really giving all that you can.
02:00:14.880 Okay, the sky's getting very, it's going to be very hot soon, okay?
02:00:18.040 So we're going to need to, you're going to need to work a little bit harder, okay?
02:00:22.280 Now I'm going to get back on my Ferrari
02:00:23.560 and go back to the spaceship with Gary.
02:00:28.640 Gary on us on Gary.
02:00:30.120 And we're going to do some bumps.
02:00:37.320 Now, that's funny to me
02:00:38.580 because that's not super far away
02:00:40.360 from where we actually live
02:00:41.600 and it makes what we're dealing with kind of,
02:00:43.820 and it just, you know,
02:00:45.700 it's the battery, dude.
02:00:46.580 You got to stay alive.
02:00:49.020 We did this in war, okay? 1.00
02:00:51.220 It's not, I'm not just talking to my ass. 1.00
02:00:52.940 This works. 0.99
02:00:53.360 It's a real thing.
02:00:55.420 I just recently realized I can be that guy for people, 0.96
02:00:59.880 and why the fuck am I not doing that? 0.96
02:01:02.080 That's awful of me. 0.98
02:01:04.640 Because I remember a time where I was like, 0.94
02:01:06.580 I wish I fucking knew a guy who was like a 40-year-old war veteran 0.94
02:01:09.920 or something right now who has been like just, you know, 0.98
02:01:13.920 how is he alive?
02:01:15.020 You know what I mean? 0.99
02:01:15.520 Like, what the fuck? 1.00
02:01:17.140 He looks 54. 1.00
02:01:18.720 You know what I mean?
02:01:19.360 You know what I'm saying?
02:01:19.940 If I was 30 or 20, just young, a kid, 0.99
02:01:22.420 I would have fucking loved that. 0.98
02:01:26.320 Just anything. 0.98
02:01:28.680 Help!
02:01:29.480 You know what I mean?
02:01:34.700 If you can laugh,
02:01:37.460 you can breathe.
02:01:41.420 If you can breathe, you're alive.
02:01:42.900 If you're alive, you can fight.
02:01:44.520 And if you can fight, you can win. 0.99
02:01:50.360 I fucking guarantee you 0.98
02:01:51.940 that everybody ever on every kind of, you know, group suicide mission 0.99
02:01:56.600 in the last couple of minutes, somebody cracked a joke.
02:01:59.560 I guarantee it.
02:02:01.040 And everybody kind of giggled.
02:02:08.320 I'll tell you this for a fact.
02:02:13.300 That is not something that comes from the bad guys.
02:02:16.000 Nobody ever had a good belly laugh
02:02:21.700 And then went oh I can't 0.98
02:02:23.320 I'm going to rape everybody to death 0.99
02:02:25.440 That doesn't happen 1.00
02:02:26.660 Put a big smile on your face and go that's so funny
02:02:33.900 I'm going to just 0.94
02:02:35.560 I'm going to genocide 1.00
02:02:36.380 I'm going to make an island of child rape 1.00
02:02:38.700 And I'm going to blackmail everybody 1.00
02:02:41.220 And use it to just drink blood 0.88
02:02:43.620 All day
02:02:44.380 Because I'm a vampire
02:02:45.980 like that kind of the real funny like real life they don't have that quality if you haven't
02:02:57.320 noticed they don't have a very good sense of humor do they do you ever notice that
02:03:02.720 they don't get it like they don't get it or they do they get it and they hate it like why wait a
02:03:12.520 minute we think it's funny why do you hate it we're we're making fun of like like do you see
02:03:18.700 that thing you see what's going on out there why are you taking it's side what the what is wrong
02:03:25.900 with you notice that pattern a lot of these terrible human beings seem to have like they
02:03:40.320 think they, like what's funny to them 0.98
02:03:42.660 is ridiculous. So at the end of this 0.87
02:03:44.300 TV show, I used to watch, oh my
02:03:46.560 God, this thing. I will
02:03:48.440 you will not defeat me.
02:03:53.840 Guys, this is actually
02:03:54.760 I sat down in a terrible mood and this is the most fun
02:03:56.760 I've had doing a stream in a while. So
02:03:58.020 if you guys just want to pay me, I'll just get
02:04:00.740 high every once or twice a week
02:04:02.740 and sit here and just do this for hours. 1.00
02:04:06.660 And we'll just recharge the fucking batteries 1.00
02:04:08.400 for a little while. 1.00
02:04:10.320 because that I can do.
02:04:13.500 I can do that. 1.00
02:04:15.120 I can't fucking kill that thing by myself, 1.00
02:04:17.140 but I can do that. 0.99
02:04:21.260 And to be honest, I wish now,
02:04:23.560 I wish I knew a 64-year-old war veteran
02:04:26.960 who had done twice as much as me,
02:04:30.580 five, ten, you know what I mean,
02:04:32.180 who I was close to.
02:04:32.980 I would love that.
02:04:40.320 So when I talked about the CO there, you think you might know.
02:04:59.080 It's harder than it sounds.
02:05:00.420 It's harder than you think.
02:05:01.040 and
02:05:02.740 it cannot be said
02:05:06.640 how valuable it is
02:05:08.300 to have what they call old heads
02:05:10.680 because there's always a time when something
02:05:15.040 happens that nobody has ever
02:05:17.000 anticipated or could
02:05:18.540 everybody is caught by it
02:05:20.920 everybody eats that
02:05:23.080 liver shot
02:05:24.680 except the old guy
02:05:26.840 and he goes
02:05:29.040 has some has some has some idea has some to helping to steady the ship it's it's it's amazing
02:05:38.220 we always had that in the army like that was just you know a thing
02:05:42.180 and a lot of people don't have that at all to me and it just occurred to me recently that like
02:05:48.040 wait a minute like i just took that for granted i guess i've always known this but i never really
02:05:54.600 thought a lot about it but a lot of people are just they didn't let you know we only really 0.98
02:05:58.980 have our own life uh to compare anybody else's to but this place fucking sucks right now like i'm 1.00
02:06:04.460 telling you you're not crazy you're not a pussy you're not there's nothing wrong with you you're 1.00
02:06:08.880 you're not weak this is this is fucked okay so if i can do that for like to validate that 0.99
02:06:18.480 and you know someone else i just met recently thank you for you know it's that card there 1.00
02:06:24.100 thank fuck for you it says and i'm like you know what thank fuck for you too 0.96
02:06:28.460 any strength i've ever had has always you know help other people have helped me get it 0.99
02:06:36.220 and it's like oh that's something we can all do like reciprocally that's a
02:06:40.640 that's a good thing that's the whole folk you know people power
02:06:44.240 the thing that they're that they talk about 0.97
02:06:49.920 when we just when we like when we listen when we group up like we fucking huddle up 0.98
02:06:59.420 like a team and go all right let's fucking what do you need what do you got i'll help what you 0.97
02:07:05.140 help okay let's let's all just 0.97
02:07:06.540 let's deliberately make that part of what we're doing all the time now because that's the situation
02:07:16.140 we're just going to gas each other up we're you know we're going to pump each other's tires we
02:07:19.120 It all collectively empowers everyone.
02:07:24.340 Way less people get left behind that way.
02:07:27.980 Collective efforts are so much faster.
02:07:30.320 Communication is so much quicker.
02:07:31.980 Everything is so much easier.
02:07:36.980 It's so simple.
02:07:41.420 And it's also so opposed.
02:07:44.620 Don't you dare collectivize.
02:07:47.400 How dare you?
02:07:48.120 they're all they're all talking in a group over there and they need to keep it down please you
02:07:54.520 know what i mean what do you what so what oh they better not be talking in groups all right that's
02:08:00.920 all it takes for people to like what hey hey what are you doing over there it's cops at your door 0.99
02:08:06.360 with guns are you talking to groups what are you doing over there what the fuck man oh we were 0.99
02:08:12.160 just talking about uh well some of the people in the house were saying no no the people on 1.00
02:08:16.040 outside aren't crazy maniacs and then you showed up with an assault rifle so i'm like well
02:08:21.160 did i show up at your house with an assault rifle not yet but have i no they have been
02:08:30.100 frequently and now much soon much more than this much more way more because they're gonna have 0.99
02:08:38.200 the fucking online's fucking herms's act buddy fucking herman online days are fucking over bud 1.00
02:08:45.060 we're gonna fucking bring some law and order to this fucking place finally these scum like that's 1.00
02:08:50.820 this is no no no you're right i'm not crazy they're all this is normal i'm a maniac what 1.00
02:08:56.820 they're doing is totally normal anybody from any time period if we're all being completely honest
02:09:01.220 we could go back to 1975 18th any time period in human history and you show them this everyone
02:09:06.340 would be jealous everyone would go i wish i lived in that i wish i lived in that i wish that was
02:09:11.260 living in me i wish i was being sodomized by that i love it so much just by looking at it you're
02:09:15.600 right no i'm crazy that's correct you're right you're right i'll just bill burr that's right
02:09:22.280 you're right you're always right whatever you know
02:09:28.600 and uh you know it's you do whatever position you're in in life it's like that's it doesn't
02:09:43.040 matter what it is um all of them are important all of them need we're all a machine like i don't
02:09:50.640 care what it is it's you and your son and you milk cows or something and that's it somebody's
02:09:57.020 drinking that that's going somewhere like some of these like small family businesses or whatever
02:10:01.400 it's like do you the follow-on effects of what you provide and do is not nothing um then the
02:10:08.460 more responsibility that you take for what around you like it does it is harder it is heavier but
02:10:14.680 like lifting weights like you you also get can get stronger and then can lift more things
02:10:19.680 they all want you to be very disempowered like no no no don't you be getting together in groups 0.97
02:10:26.080 if you are fucking wearing matching shirts 1.00
02:10:28.300 I will fucking kill you 1.00
02:10:29.660 I will put your home 1.00
02:10:31.340 I will put your house on the news
02:10:34.340 are you wearing matching shirts
02:10:36.660 I will put your 1.00
02:10:38.540 fucking home 1.00
02:10:39.980 address on the news 1.00
02:10:42.060 and tell everyone to kill you 1.00
02:10:44.560 I'm gonna call you 1.00
02:10:46.360 a terrorist on national television 0.99
02:10:48.720 and put you on the news 1.00
02:10:50.180 if you fucking wear matching shirts 1.00
02:10:52.580 in the park 0.99
02:10:56.080 uh phil can we talk over here for a second i just want
02:11:01.200 that's like the good old days it does they don't like it when you laugh at them
02:11:21.520 No, they get really mad and then they then they're like, we'll make it illegal
02:11:41.400 Everything is normal
02:11:46.000 Everything is normal
02:11:50.560 Citizens go back to your domicile. Everything's under control.
02:11:59.560 Do not listen to that man. That man is insane. 1.00
02:12:03.560 He is smoking the devil's lettuce right now. 1.00
02:12:07.560 Everything he's saying is...
02:12:09.560 Well, it's true. It is happening, but it's all good.
02:12:13.560 He's humorously trying to convey that these are bad things happening, but they're not.
02:12:19.560 They're not.
02:12:20.060 They're all very good things.
02:12:35.060 This was standard music when I was a kid.
02:12:37.760 This is what we were listening to when we were 14 years old.
02:12:40.900 Now you have Bruno Mars. 1.00
02:12:42.940 And you're like, why is everybody gay and pathetic? 1.00
02:12:45.160 Oh, I don't know. 1.00
02:12:49.560 Why is everybody gay? Like, what happened? 1.00
02:13:15.560 Patton and Big Bullet!
02:13:19.560 I'm the one that you wanted.
02:13:21.600 Hey, yeah.
02:13:22.800 I'm a super beast.
02:13:24.680 Hey, yeah.
02:13:25.900 I'm the one that you wanted.
02:13:27.840 Hey, yeah.
02:13:28.980 I'm a super beast.
02:13:38.060 We talked about this.
02:13:40.120 We already talked about this, guys. 1.00
02:13:41.520 No, no, shut up. 0.99
02:13:42.260 No, no. 0.99
02:13:42.580 I literally started a long time ago and said,
02:13:44.860 nobody needs ears. 0.99
02:13:45.960 Nobody fucking cares. 1.00
02:13:47.040 What do you need ears for? 0.99
02:13:48.020 No.
02:13:48.980 No.
02:13:49.560 i only have one i'm fine i know lots of guys that have none like they have them but they don't work
02:13:57.680 like oh yeah you have no idea what i said h4 both sides they just smile and nod a lot like
02:14:06.980 ah yes sir do you know how fast you were going okay they don't know it's just
02:14:15.220 all the time that's all they hear all the time and they're just trying to read lips like 0.92
02:14:20.680 i fucking hate this i have one ear like that so it's kind of if i don't hear things of the right 0.86
02:14:29.240 this area if it comes from over there it can actually sound like it came from over here 0.99
02:14:34.940 because this one is so fucked up that my direct it was like what the fuck i'm like a bird now 0.97
02:14:39.160 i didn't used to be a bird i used to be a boy i used to be a boy named jeremy now i'm a bird 0.99
02:14:46.020 i'm a bird person i'm bird that's why the crows love me everywhere i go i'm just like fucking 0.61
02:14:52.860 what's up and you know what else crows don't like israeli flags neither do the ravens beavers do not 0.94
02:15:00.140 like the indians neither do bears why bears are killing them bear a bear has eaten one he just 0.96
02:15:04.420 was like fucking yeah i'm done and a bear killed an indian the other day killed him 0.98
02:15:10.360 and a beaver attacked a whole family 0.99
02:15:14.440 i'm telling you like i'm on nature's side i'm on god's side
02:15:21.440 you have ai and pedophiles i have actual bears eating people just killing people now and beavers
02:15:31.600 And a beaver is not even a big animal. 1.00
02:15:33.400 It's like, I'll fucking off-bite everyone in your family. 1.00
02:15:37.120 They're so vicious, dude. 1.00
02:15:40.040 They're all bastards. 1.00
02:15:41.080 They're like honey badgers. 1.00
02:15:42.020 Did you not know this about beavers? 1.00
02:15:43.220 I just always took them like, ha-ha, silly, stupid brown thing. 1.00
02:15:47.380 It's probably not even... 1.00
02:15:49.140 There was a trail behind my house in Oromocto when I was in Gagetown.
02:15:53.520 I was in 2nd Metallica.
02:15:54.760 And there's a trail everybody runs on.
02:15:56.800 It's downtown right by the river, by the Oromocto River. 0.68
02:15:59.580 he goes all the way out to like the airport and you can fucking uh what kind of went past my house
02:16:04.800 so it was very cool i would just go on there and run for a while and it would go there's like a 0.96
02:16:08.320 swampy area and there's there's some beavers out there and i ran past and they fucking freaked out 0.99
02:16:14.020 like i was gonna fight the town they were like charging like one of them was like you fucking 0.99
02:16:19.700 want to go i'm like holy shit i couldn't believe this little fucker he's like smacking the water 1.00
02:16:24.740 with his tail like i will fucking murder you i was like that is the fucking angriest animal i've 1.00
02:16:29.900 ever seen to this day that beaver is the angriest animal i've ever seen in my life i've seen wolves 0.99
02:16:36.220 at the zoo and they're like i don't care this beaver was like coked up conor mcgregor
02:16:43.100 so i used to always kind of think it was funny like for years i'm like ah we had beavers on our
02:16:48.160 collar pins in the second battalion like in the canadians like oh the beaver he's so industrious 0.99
02:16:52.820 that's not the fucking beaver 0.99
02:16:57.520 fucking Jenny write this down too 1.00
02:17:00.620 we gotta rehab the beaver 1.00
02:17:01.780 the beaver is not some dork 0.92
02:17:03.400 you make the beaver sound like Mark Slipinski 0.93
02:17:06.780 that's why nobody cares 0.92
02:17:08.020 no the beaver is an unhinged 0.92
02:17:10.920 like paranoid 0.93
02:17:12.420 delusional war veteran 0.63
02:17:14.360 who lives in the woods with a shaggy that he built 0.71
02:17:16.720 and like sudden movements 0.99
02:17:18.680 will like I will fight to the death 0.99
02:17:20.360 do not fucking come anywhere near me 0.99
02:17:22.740 beavers are not friendly they're not cuddly they don't want to see you they don't want you to 1.00
02:17:28.440 they'll kill they were like if i was big enough i would rip your fucking head off 1.00
02:17:32.800 you can feel it off them i live as i ran by i ran faster because i was like jesus it might 1.00
02:17:40.540 it kind of freaked me out a bit i and i could feel it the beaver was so mad i remember yelling
02:17:46.720 at it going i said dude chill out let's calm down like i
02:17:52.740 I took it that seriously that I addressed it physically.
02:17:55.580 Like, I acknowledged its presence in the world as a potential...
02:17:59.840 Like, this could hurt me.
02:18:02.040 Oh, my goodness.
02:18:04.840 I'm gonna...
02:18:05.500 I'm just gonna leave.
02:18:06.620 I don't...
02:18:07.920 I mean, it chews trees down.
02:18:11.780 I would like to keep all of my toes, preferably.
02:18:14.660 I don't know, man.
02:18:16.020 It's the honey badger effect.
02:18:17.740 It's just like, I'll just...
02:18:18.580 I don't care.
02:18:19.100 I'm like the Irish. 0.93
02:18:20.540 I'll fight to the death over the... 1.00
02:18:21.960 I don't care.
02:18:22.740 everything is 110% all the time 0.88
02:18:26.340 because I'm a psycho
02:18:27.020 put that beaver in the heritage commercial instead
02:18:32.140 all of a sudden 0.74
02:18:33.500 18 to 25 year olds are like
02:18:35.220 getting beaver tattoos 0.83
02:18:36.900 the beaver's chain smoking cigarettes 1.00
02:18:38.820 it's riding fucking motorcycles 1.00
02:18:40.180 it's got seven beaver ladies 1.00
02:18:42.420 you know what I mean 1.00
02:18:44.080 that's a way cooler beaver 1.00
02:18:45.880 and you're like no it's fucking 1.00
02:18:47.060 he's so industrious 0.99
02:18:48.680 he works so hard
02:18:49.980 yeah he works so hard 1.00
02:18:51.320 and where's his fucking mansion 1.00
02:18:52.340 You probably taxed it and gave it to fucking Israel. 1.00
02:18:55.400 Why don't you go interview the beaver? 1.00
02:18:56.660 Hey, no, come interview the beaver.
02:18:58.120 No, no, come here.
02:18:59.020 Let's ask him.
02:19:00.060 Hey, beaver.
02:19:00.880 No, no, come here.
02:19:01.520 Have you ever seen him?
02:19:02.300 Come here.
02:19:02.540 I've met one.
02:19:03.040 I know one.
02:19:03.480 Come here.
02:19:03.920 Let me see you.
02:19:04.660 Come here.
02:19:06.900 Hey, beaver. 1.00
02:19:08.060 I'll kill everybody. 1.00
02:19:10.080 Leave me alone. 1.00
02:19:11.180 You know? 1.00
02:19:11.620 Oh, shit. 1.00
02:19:12.260 You see what I mean? 1.00
02:19:13.000 Maybe you don't know what he's talking about. 1.00
02:19:14.840 Maybe you're a liar. 0.99
02:19:15.560 at least every beaver i've ever met 0.99
02:19:21.800 uh they were game they were they were for it they were they're like 0.99
02:19:26.440 full fucking blow down right now i don't care if you're a human or a dragon or a fucking ghost 0.99
02:19:30.400 i'm a beaver i don't give a fuck like how else am i supposed to survive i have to be the irish 1.00
02:19:35.840 i have to be the new irish in america i have to be crazier than everyone or i'm gonna die 0.99
02:19:41.580 I have a big tail that I hit with stuff 0.95
02:19:43.780 and like giant, like dinosaur teeth.
02:19:46.560 And that's pretty much it.
02:19:47.540 So I have to have an attitude, man.
02:19:52.620 Respect.
02:19:54.280 You know, we're not that different.
02:19:56.700 You and I, Beaver, we could work together.
02:20:00.940 Imagine throwing and getting a beaver in a bag
02:20:03.720 and like pissing it off
02:20:04.740 and then kicking open a politician's door
02:20:06.700 and go, ha!
02:20:07.620 And throwing an angry beaver,
02:20:09.100 literally a live angry beaver
02:20:10.960 at Gary on a sundry.
02:20:14.380 Hey, Gary on a sundry.
02:20:16.360 I don't talk like that.
02:20:17.980 You'll have a delivery.
02:20:21.460 Beaver of doom just flies in.
02:20:35.020 I want control.
02:20:36.140 If I had control of the CERN reactor,
02:20:37.840 it would be way more fun.
02:20:39.020 This whole timeline would be, 1.00
02:20:40.000 it's still like if the rules were no no it has to still be fucked it has to be fucked like okay 0.99
02:20:44.460 but i can make it more fun you'll be more fun fucked up like we don't have to if we're doing 1.00
02:20:50.900 this we can at least have a good time what white well we're gonna fucking end the world whatever 1.00
02:20:56.600 then i'm gonna party then i'm gonna fucking have a good time while i fuck you up i guess because 1.00
02:21:00.500 what's the point otherwise you're not taking fun from me you fuck you i'll play with sticks i don't 1.00
02:21:09.140 give a fuck you know those kind of people are like they're always indestructible man i've met 1.00
02:21:18.340 so many of them in the military and i admire them so much i'm just like you're just not 1.00
02:21:21.620 you know and i don't some of them are just born that way but the more interesting ones
02:21:28.360 are people that i know who have like earned it you know they're not just born like some people
02:21:34.400 are just, like, mental from, like, age
02:21:36.420 two. You're just like, geez, that's an intense
02:21:38.340 kid. You know what I mean?
02:21:40.720 Other people can earn it, and it's like
02:21:42.360 you're choosing to be a little
02:21:44.340 like the jump in,
02:21:52.260 I don't know, this is terrible. It's just a pop culture reference
02:21:54.360 and a lot of people may have seen it, so it'll make sense.
02:21:56.280 Otherwise, it's not like,
02:21:57.940 you're not gonna quote the Iliad? 0.85
02:22:00.180 Like, most people, I don't fucking barely even know what that is.
02:22:02.800 No, I'm gonna quote Batman. 0.98
02:22:03.940 Alright, if everybody's fucking seen Batman 1.00
02:22:05.780 So shut the fuck up 1.00
02:22:06.900 This is my show, alright 1.00
02:22:09.300 Here, have a beaver
02:22:10.120 Dead
02:22:12.220 Diagon is killing people with beavers
02:22:15.780 We all knew it would come to this
02:22:17.700 Rachel Gilmore has more 1.00
02:22:19.540 They're literally killing people with beavers and bags 1.00
02:22:24.720 They came into my house
02:22:27.760 And they threw a bag of beavers in my hand
02:22:30.480 And somehow it leaked pictures that are fake of me
02:22:37.240 Those are fake
02:22:38.240 Things that matter, more at 11 1.00
02:22:43.500 Yay, they're retarded 0.98
02:22:49.480 Yay 1.00
02:22:52.900 Oh, good, good
02:22:55.980 You don't want them to, do you want them to be competent?
02:22:58.020 like oh man we are up against some scary people dude they are the
02:23:02.900 it's a circus it's just zoo it's barely it's barely alive it's fight it's amazing and it's
02:23:12.880 even intact i honestly can't believe some days how the country has not fallen apart yet
02:23:17.980 it's that like this is pretty funny actually this is crazy it's crazy we're on the verge
02:23:24.280 of collapse i'm not kidding any this any strong wind the whole thing could come apart a bunch of
02:23:32.740 people in trucks a few years ago near the country exploded that was four years ago
02:23:38.060 things are not better at all oh are they
02:23:44.680 here's how i know you're wrong because four years ago there was like oh i don't know
02:23:52.780 250,000 more people
02:23:55.420 alive than
02:23:57.260 there should be, but they're
02:23:59.460 not alive now, just
02:24:01.400 in the last five, seven years.
02:24:04.220 Yeah, like 110,000
02:24:06.040 of those are people who just decided,
02:24:07.840 yeah, can I get suicided, please?
02:24:09.420 I want to die now.
02:24:11.380 It's pretty severe. 0.96
02:24:14.360 It's pretty severe.
02:24:15.960 Crime, it's getting, it's quite
02:24:17.540 hmm.
02:24:20.460 Yeah, and
02:24:21.480 for some reason after everybody was like hey we should do medical experiment let's we're so drunk 0.61
02:24:26.700 and fucked up and we're so let's hey do you guys want to go down to bill gates's house and do 0.84
02:24:32.080 experiments hey let's go get experiments done on us by bill gates hey do you want to be an experiment 0.99
02:24:40.460 for Bill Gates
02:24:45.940 Bill Gates 0.99
02:24:48.960 oh fucking right away please 0.98
02:24:51.860 oh I immediately 0.99
02:24:53.120 it was crazy
02:24:54.580 I watched it happen in disbelief
02:24:56.760 like there's no way
02:24:57.320 one minute
02:24:58.240 everyone in the world knows
02:25:00.540 oh who's terrible
02:25:01.700 pharmaceutical companies are awful 0.52
02:25:03.200 Big Pharma
02:25:04.960 are you kidding me
02:25:05.960 Big Pharma is the purest of evils
02:25:09.260 They have started the opioid crisis.
02:25:11.380 The Sackler family is a plague upon which this earth must be cleansed. 0.99
02:25:15.180 We cannot coexist in the realms of...
02:25:17.260 There was that understanding, and then all of a sudden,
02:25:21.300 they were like, hey, have you ever heard of the flu?
02:25:23.740 You're like, yeah. 0.97
02:25:24.920 Well, there's a new one, and it's fucking a tiny bit worse, maybe. 0.98
02:25:29.380 Yeah, and if you don't destroy your whole life and do everything I say, 1.00
02:25:34.160 I'll fucking ruin you. 1.00
02:25:35.640 I'll put your house on the news, and I'll tell everybody to kill you. 1.00
02:25:39.840 Oh, my God. 1.00
02:25:41.320 Yeah.
02:25:42.540 You better tell everybody that I'm sane. 1.00
02:25:44.640 If you tell anybody I fucking hit you, I swear to God, I'll fucking murder you. 1.00
02:25:49.000 That's the Canadian government to its own citizens. 1.00
02:25:51.160 If anybody's watching, I know the CIA's watching.
02:25:53.820 Are you guys having fun?
02:25:54.760 We're all having fun. 1.00
02:25:56.940 If you fucking tell anybody. 0.99
02:25:59.160 That's what it's like up here. 0.99
02:26:02.100 Oh, Canada's doing just great.
02:26:05.300 Hey, all of the world.
02:26:07.140 Hey, entire world.
02:26:09.340 People are like all the time, how's Canada doing?
02:26:12.080 What is going on?
02:26:12.540 Tucker Carlson.
02:26:13.640 What's going on in Canada?
02:26:15.860 It seems as though the government hates its own people.
02:26:17.900 Nobody can really understand why. 0.92
02:26:20.960 They seem to be hell-bent on killing everybody, actually.
02:26:30.260 Any time now.
02:26:31.540 Like, oh, what's going on up there?
02:26:32.620 We're basically, listen, well he's gone
02:26:34.940 Listen
02:26:36.020 We're trying, we're trying to figure something out 1.00
02:26:38.860 But he's, he's lost his fucking mind 1.00
02:26:43.140 Do I have that song? 1.00
02:26:50.080 I used to do shit like this all the time 0.98
02:26:51.580 It was more fun, you know 0.93
02:26:53.740 Because again, until the super weapons are complete
02:26:56.300 I can't really, you know
02:26:59.980 The bat signal will go out 0.72
02:27:02.000 and then everyone will know 1.00
02:27:06.140 trust the plan
02:27:07.240 QAnon will happen
02:27:09.360 it's like 1.00
02:27:17.820 it's honestly crazy again I tell
02:27:20.140 you're not nuts
02:27:21.480 yes I'm ripped
02:27:24.460 but that's awesome
02:27:26.940 I'm having it like look at me
02:27:29.480 do I look I feel great right now
02:27:31.380 i'm hanging out with you guys that's funny to me they're literally trying to kill us and we're like
02:27:37.740 so do you they've been after me for like seven years
02:27:43.960 seven years ago people were like oh no you better be careful like any moment i'll be dead
02:27:52.440 i'm just like surfing the caliuga
02:27:55.620 they hate it they hate all of it why are there so many still alive i don't know they don't know 0.99
02:28:03.840 do we do the aliens i guess fuck some of them think it's funny the canadians are calling them 1.00
02:28:12.120 galeans no yes go away told you they're calling them galeans they're calling them galeans 1.00
02:28:20.720 look at look at this
02:28:23.080 we landed an entire
02:28:25.760 fleet
02:28:26.220 on the right outside Lloyd
02:28:29.500 Minster
02:28:30.060 Saskatchewan
02:28:33.200 the Alberta side 0.99
02:28:34.460 float it down we had fucking 0.98
02:28:39.400 40 little guys out there being like alright 0.98
02:28:41.320 nobody freak out and there was just a
02:28:43.520 handful of guys I don't know what they were doing they had a potato
02:28:45.520 gun or something they were all hammered
02:28:47.760 all of them were hammered there's no like
02:28:49.280 this is two o'clock in the afternoon
02:28:52.080 we tried to flag them down we tried to do you know alien stuff but anyway 1.00
02:28:58.640 watch the tape hey get the fuck out of here you fucking galeans man oh look at me and my 1.00
02:29:06.700 fucking little special spaceship flying around they're fucking plowing little kids and you're 1.00
02:29:12.920 fucking floating around like a you're fucking gay you're a fucking galien man why don't you 1.00
02:29:19.460 fucking beat it oh the aliens are so offended they fly out with like oh my god everyone else 1.00
02:29:27.620 in the world went fucking bananas and freaked out some of them had panic attacks we landed in 1.00
02:29:32.380 canada and they bullied us ruthlessly larry got hit in the face with a rock hey fuck off you 1.00
02:29:38.620 fucking galen but we coming this starts bleeding from the eye let's get out of here 1.00
02:29:43.900 yeah thanks for the fucking free energy man i'm working the fucking patch 1.00
02:29:50.260 i'm fucking deaf and but here man you've oh look energy is just free you're just a fucking slave 1.00
02:29:57.280 for no reason i guess for my fucking gay alien entertainment then i guess go fuck yourself man 1.00
02:30:05.220 fucking fuck up go that that is the official canadian opinion on the galeans they're calling 1.00
02:30:13.560 that's the actual word they use like oh is it french yes it's french canadian 0.99
02:30:18.060 you have to say it that way you're being very disrespectful of our french people
02:30:25.080 you know what the french are in canada this is like again everybody has a everybody is something
02:30:32.060 right and i've never really done this for the french because i've always i haven't spent a ton
02:30:36.620 of time there but everybody's a little everybody's got their own kind of little character and little
02:30:41.000 attitude and the and like this is just and i mean this in the most loving way because it's like i
02:30:47.600 love that guy this guy i have in mind like yeah he's a little scary but he's the best
02:30:54.220 and he's like the guy you call when it's like oh no it's like we'll get we'll get
02:31:01.620 sebastian and they're like no no we don't we don't need to go there we don't need angry
02:31:07.840 listen no volatile tense situation if you want it to be resolved quietly you don't add angry
02:31:16.240 frenchmen that's what are you insane hey what happens when i pour these chemicals together 0.97
02:31:23.760 in front of my own face mustard gas are you what are you even a scientist 1.00
02:31:30.300 they're a little one you know they are intent when they go man they go and it's like fuck 1.00
02:31:38.900 they got that they still got that old europe like they get passionate about stuff 0.99
02:31:46.280 and it's like it can be intimidating to some people
02:31:49.220 like you don't get it like that's awesome like they just go hard so who cares good they're on 0.99
02:31:55.960 our side right like don't make us get jacques are you fucked do you want that okay fine 0.99
02:32:01.500 one of them comes out with a hammer and no shirt you're like yeah a big huge mustache 0.99
02:32:13.500 like walked right out of the 1700s like yeah you remember them again you want to lie to us and say 1.00
02:32:18.980 Oh, beavers are just stupid little nerdy animals. 1.00
02:32:21.360 They just, they're very angry. 1.00
02:32:22.820 Oh, and the French are always running away and hiding, 1.00
02:32:24.800 and they're such pansy. 1.00
02:32:25.740 Have you read, do you know who Napoleon Bonaparte is?
02:32:27.980 Have you read about anything that went on, like, back then? 0.91
02:32:32.160 The French invented, they're like, 1.00
02:32:33.940 well, we want to sever the head, 1.00
02:32:35.940 but he's not ruling off in a satisfying fashion. 0.79
02:32:40.440 Like, they invented the guillotine
02:32:42.220 because axes to heads were not good enough for the French. 0.97
02:32:45.580 they're like no i want a fucking spectacle of this i'm gonna invent a giant blade and its only 0.99
02:32:52.300 reason is just to saw off heads so they'll roll delightfully into this basket for me 0.99
02:32:57.300 yeah
02:33:02.360 and then like candidate canadians should we should be a superpower honestly that's why we weren't
02:33:11.620 allowed to mass reproduce, because then you have the
02:33:13.620 they've got that, and then you've got 1.00
02:33:15.520 the British 0.98
02:33:16.440 are going to take a very
02:33:19.440 professionally organized
02:33:21.040 and tenfold
02:33:23.200 measured stalk of myself
02:33:25.760 and dedicate every moment and fiber of my
02:33:27.580 being to your destruction, sir, from this point
02:33:29.520 forward. Oh my.
02:33:34.160 Mixed with the 0.97
02:33:35.440 Scottish and the Irish? 0.85
02:33:37.240 On top of that? 1.00
02:33:39.800 I'm looking for a fucking reason 0.99
02:33:41.600 actually i'll wake up every fucking day and i wish to god someone fucking try it i'm going right now 0.99
02:33:52.900 i don't fucking care i've had it i'm 40 years old my knee and then the irish 0.98
02:33:59.660 they invented whiskey that's how much they like it they invented it you know when people are like 0.99
02:34:05.940 oh there's a bunch of insane people on whiskey who are just they'll fight a horse
02:34:10.680 ah you know what they invented that they invented that that was their invention
02:34:18.960 people that get half in the bag and will fight the entire planet okay now it's like it it's you
02:34:28.120 know you guys love your superhero movies so much the bane is very powerful but it comes to cost
02:34:32.480 he injects himself with poison it shortens his life he won't live long but you know
02:34:36.280 for a minute they kind of have that superpower
02:34:39.780 and uh interestingly
02:34:43.900 i think primarily because of like uh access the british empire is a lot a lot of them and not so
02:34:53.500 many of the uh the german countries in norway and sweden so on but there was a lot of them
02:34:57.420 uh in every like success like every army in that time period that was like man they were hard to
02:35:03.600 beat they fucking there was a big chunk even in napoleons there was like 20 a very large
02:35:11.180 over-representation of them were northern european guys and like british scottish irish 0.99
02:35:16.100 there's like gingers basically and they're like there's something wrong with those people
02:35:20.200 they're just there they're always there like you know
02:35:24.760 they're never absent when there's a good fight happening like man what is going on over there
02:35:30.980 Major war. Huge war. Really?
02:35:33.060 Oh, yeah. Mega.
02:35:35.300 Mega? Yeah, like global, dude?
02:35:38.260 Like, oh, they're
02:35:38.940 those guys again.
02:35:40.700 Like, they're half of the bag on whiskey, and they're fighting
02:35:42.980 the entire world.
02:35:45.280 And they've got broad guillotines, 0.99
02:35:46.940 because they're sadistic and insane. They're very well 0.86
02:35:49.040 organized, because of the British. And they
02:35:50.960 seem to have no fear of death, because life is punishment 0.99
02:35:53.160 in and of itself, because they're Scottish
02:35:55.120 on top of that. 1.00
02:35:56.600 What the fuck are we supposed to do with that? 0.99
02:36:00.980 that's fucking terrifying actually 0.99
02:36:06.660 oh and we added some of the vikings into spanish a little bit and some italians also just to really 0.99
02:36:13.920 just to make sure there's a good full spectrum now of unhinged like fucking capacity 0.99
02:36:18.800 it always seems to attract like the genetic like none of the same none of the comfortable 0.93
02:36:30.540 people of our ancestors ever came here because they were like everything's so awesome 0.92
02:36:37.020 everything's so awesome i think i'll go across the entire fucking world 0.86
02:36:42.160 into some where there's a shanty in the snow because everything's going so well right now 0.86
02:36:47.060 that's basically everybody's grandparents eventually from somewhere like
02:37:00.540 Oh, no, ever hear the Devil's Brigade, though?
02:37:22.060 These are the guys who are like, there's no way.
02:37:26.280 Massive fortress, what are we supposed to do?
02:37:27.980 It's all protected on all sides
02:37:31.160 And the back is just a sheer rock cliff
02:37:33.240 For like two kilometers 0.99
02:37:34.220 And they're like, let's climb up the fucking rock 0.99
02:37:37.060 What? 1.00
02:37:40.400 Yeah, fuck, buddy 1.00
02:37:41.400 We climb up the rock when they're not looking 1.00
02:37:43.240 And just fucking cut their necks while they're sleeping, man 1.00
02:37:45.660 Have you seen the rock this too? 1.00
02:37:48.940 They've already left
02:37:49.540 They're already climbing the rock 0.99
02:37:50.740 I fucking, I'm not in here, man 1.00
02:37:57.980 Hey, let's put fucking playing cards on their dead bodies, man. 1.00
02:38:11.080 I got a lot of pent-up anger, man. 1.00
02:38:13.560 You ever do a fucking winter in Saskatchewan, man? 0.99
02:38:18.740 Have you ever lived? 1.00
02:38:19.900 Have you ever fucking been to Newfoundland, man? 1.00
02:38:25.460 You can go outside and just die, man. 1.00
02:38:27.980 Oh, what happened to Billy? 1.00
02:38:29.900 He fucking went outside in February. 0.99
02:38:31.740 He's a little drunk. 1.00
02:38:32.400 He's dead. 1.00
02:38:32.980 He fucking died. 1.00
02:38:36.100 Oh, where are you? 1.00
02:38:37.060 Came from fucking California. 1.00
02:38:38.580 What's it like being comfortable every minute of the day? 1.00
02:38:43.660 You don't have grizzly bears eating people there?
02:38:47.280 Oh, we had wolves. 0.77
02:38:48.600 We just killed most of them. 0.97
02:38:49.700 We're gonna open your eyes. 1.00
02:38:54.180 Frustration.
02:38:55.260 Domination.
02:38:56.400 To the rage of the new generation. 0.94
02:38:57.980 It's way more fun to be insane. 0.99
02:39:09.300 Just be unhinged. 0.87
02:39:12.080 They have more fun, don't they?
02:39:18.100 It's not, you can't do it all the time.
02:39:19.760 It doesn't work every day.
02:39:20.700 It's not a superpower.
02:39:21.580 You know what I mean? 0.98
02:39:21.980 But if you can just find a way to fucking, you can do a lot. 0.95
02:39:27.980 and what you can do is kind of uh you know you get different modes and you can kind of 0.96
02:39:34.080 compartmentalize things and you can process that and grieve when you have to and deal with it but
02:39:38.280 you you know it doesn't have to destroy you and this provides a way to just kind of you know
02:39:44.920 you're still going to get hit but you're not going to get hit by everything 0.98
02:39:48.480 it's the difference between getting your ass beat to death and you're still in it a lot you're still 0.99
02:39:56.120 alive that's what that's what that is you can laugh if you can have a good time that's what 1.00
02:40:01.040 that is you're either going in there i'm a retard and can't even it's coming right at your face 0.99
02:40:06.640 you're just like oh fucking i guess i'll just fucking be this which i've done 1.00
02:40:11.520 i have a cut lip i got a little fucking mouse under my eye those french guys beat the shit out 1.00
02:40:16.740 of me. Not really, but a little bit. Punched in the fucking liver. I was like, God damn 0.99
02:40:26.740 it. Spent 20 seconds trying not to throw up. Oh my God, that fucking hurt a lot. Just 0.99
02:40:38.540 was, you know,
02:40:39.640 we didn't even put
02:40:40.380 his whole weight into it.
02:40:41.100 I would have died probably. 1.00
02:40:43.600 Fucking 1.00
02:40:43.960 people, you know. 1.00
02:40:47.160 That's one of the first things
02:40:48.420 about, because I've only ever
02:40:49.740 really trained fighting
02:40:50.680 like in like the last
02:40:51.760 couple of years.
02:40:53.120 In the army, 0.99
02:40:53.820 they give you some basic shit, 0.99
02:40:54.720 but it's not like a sustained, 0.99
02:40:56.080 you know.
02:40:56.940 You ever get punched
02:40:57.940 or kicked in the liver? 0.62
02:41:00.980 You know, 0.72
02:41:01.600 there's guys out there
02:41:02.240 that are like,
02:41:02.620 I don't care. 0.99
02:41:03.180 I'm so fucking tough. 0.98
02:41:04.260 And you're like, 0.99
02:41:04.800 we'll see in a minute. 0.90
02:41:05.780 oh my entire body wants to stop you being alive yeah it's awful it's like getting kicked in the 0.99
02:41:13.760 balls arguably maybe worse so there's that everybody should experience that at least 1.00
02:41:19.400 once you know i've had that happen at least three or four times now it's fucking horrible 0.99
02:41:22.780 i hate it stop doing it to me i'll fucking do it back i swear to god i'll i'm fast i'll get you 0.99
02:41:31.480 dickheads you know 1.00
02:41:36.080 it's a good time 0.98
02:41:39.980 and they hate that too they hate it like it's yeah i'm being silly on purpose
02:41:48.060 because i'm obviously i'm ripped and i started like we had to we had to listen to mustache man 0.99
02:41:51.580 videos i think we're fucking crazy i what did i do all i did was listen to shit that already was 0.98
02:41:56.300 real and happened you're running around telling everybody about galions you're blowing up half 0.99
02:42:01.300 the world. You're like, everybody needs to be under AI
02:42:03.400 supervision. You fucking lost your 1.00
02:42:05.440 mind. 1.00
02:42:07.920 We're not the crazy ones.
02:42:09.540 You are in a... You can't even
02:42:11.380 see how much of a nightmare you're in. 0.99
02:42:13.320 It's fucking scary to the rest of us, actually. 0.99
02:42:19.140 Do you not know? Do you not see yourselves? 0.99
02:42:23.960 That's why I make some of them
02:42:25.340 really mad, because I think they know. They're like, oh my god,
02:42:27.340 that can't be true. Sorry.
02:42:31.300 think I wanted it to be like oh this is what I wanted yes oh yeah do you think this is what
02:42:43.140 oh you know what I hope happens I hope this I hope this world we're in right now is what happened
02:42:49.500 when I was 15 years old I was like you know what I fucking hope happens this is what we all hoped 0.98
02:42:54.900 for i remember all back in 1994 oh shit the cover the canadian government's coming back 0.99
02:43:03.140 sorry america we gotta fucking we gotta keep it down we gotta keep it down over here 1.00
02:43:08.900 no i'm not i'm not kidding man she's crazy 0.99
02:43:13.140 you're keeping it down over there yep yes yes yes mother yes mother do you
02:43:19.060 Did you ever see Bates Motel?
02:43:22.860 Did you ever see Psycho?
02:43:28.400 It's not okay.
02:43:29.340 I don't care what he says about his elbows.
02:43:31.840 Listen, you gotta...
02:43:33.660 Don't... 0.99
02:43:35.740 Listen, don't make me fucking beg you. 0.99
02:43:38.540 I... 1.00
02:43:39.060 If I fucking want, I will take you with me, 1.00
02:43:41.860 you fucking idiot. 1.00
02:43:43.820 Ooh, you can't... 1.00
02:43:44.760 I'll fucking burn Washington again, I swear to God. 1.00
02:43:47.100 You will not see it coming. 1.00
02:43:47.940 we have nothing to lose.
02:43:50.920 Do you understand? 1.00
02:43:51.960 We're fucking insane. 0.98
02:43:53.060 We don't want to be like this, 1.00
02:43:54.240 but you fucking made us like this. 1.00
02:43:57.000 I live with a fucking lunatic. 1.00
02:43:59.780 They're selling body parts. 1.00
02:44:01.660 They're selling body parts 1.00
02:44:02.920 like it's a fucking Walmart's, buddy. 1.00
02:44:07.780 So don't ask me how far I'm willing to go 0.99
02:44:10.180 because I don't want to talk about it anymore.
02:44:15.180 So you can either help us 0.97
02:44:17.120 or you can just stay the fuck out of the way. 0.98
02:44:26.480 I'm telling you. 0.98
02:44:30.400 Oh, my God, no, he sees you.
02:44:31.740 No, you got to go.
02:44:32.280 You got to leave.
02:44:32.700 You got to leave right now.
02:44:33.460 You got to go.
02:44:34.920 Yes.
02:44:35.760 Yes, government.
02:44:36.860 Yes, go, go. 1.00
02:44:37.680 Fucking tell the others. 1.00
02:44:38.600 Run. 1.00
02:44:39.580 Run.
02:44:40.200 Before it's down now.
02:44:47.120 What happened to him, Dad?
02:44:54.100 That didn't make it.
02:44:56.700 Was it?
02:44:58.200 Was it?
02:44:59.460 Yeah.
02:45:04.900 That's right.
02:45:05.640 They, uh, they tried to take the highway home.
02:45:14.480 Yeah.
02:45:14.960 They were all the way to tell the Marines
02:45:17.020 and then a Mississauga missile, 1.00
02:45:18.660 and it just was a crying shit. 0.99
02:45:26.280 Accidents happen. 1.00
02:45:30.440 We are governed by psychopaths. 0.97
02:45:33.480 You don't understand. 0.98
02:45:35.860 I'm only partly kidding.
02:45:38.420 I might be all that's left.
02:45:39.760 We might be all that's left.
02:45:42.520 I'm not even joking anymore.
02:45:44.060 like we might be all that's left everybody's lost their i'm not i'm only half kidding like
02:45:50.460 it's sad man do you have any idea what it's like up here
02:45:54.140 our own families have lost their minds everybody like
02:46:01.420 an insane amount of people have died like this
02:46:08.540 no one should afford to live anywhere like it's not good and everybody's pretending like it's fine
02:46:14.060 I can see it on there. It's not fine. Nothing is fucking fine at all actually and
02:46:21.120 Nope like it's 0.84
02:46:39.120 Then once again Hans Zimmer can be the soundtrack to your own life
02:46:42.060 this is the part where you go but
02:46:44.480 it is kind of my reputation 0.99
02:46:51.240 to be the hardest to kill 0.99
02:46:53.440 people ever 0.99
02:46:54.380 like I'm the progenesis
02:46:56.760 of the people who
02:46:58.780 like were just the hardest to kill in all of history
02:47:01.240 made a baby that's literally us
02:47:02.920 so I also feel like
02:47:04.620 part of my instincts feels like
02:47:08.560 I should shouldn't I honey badger
02:47:10.300 shouldn't i beaver attack them to death or something like sometimes part of me feels like
02:47:15.340 i'm i'm genetically obligated to at some stage become a completely out of control menace
02:47:25.980 and i don't it's not like i can't stop it like i feel it like it's like a wolfman thing
02:47:30.780 like i can i don't i don't like where this is going i'm not in control anymore like we're 0.99
02:47:34.780 we might like you're dealing with you're dealing with the fucking 0.98
02:47:40.940 oh what's fucking count i'm gonna do honestly no no no no the canadians you know about that 0.99
02:47:47.540 you're allowed to know about that are like oh look at that's fucking those certain 0.98
02:47:50.880 that is not an accurate representation of what's going on up here at all 0.93
02:47:56.460 there's a very considerable amount of people who are
02:48:00.140 Are capable of quite a lot
02:48:05.540 And I don't know 0.99
02:48:08.660 This place is fucking crazy 0.99
02:48:10.320 It's gonna go bad 1.00
02:48:16.260 There's no choice, you know
02:48:17.880 Necessity is the mother of invention
02:48:23.900 I just
02:48:28.080 I don't
02:48:28.480 The entire world
02:48:29.920 is just going to pop.
02:48:31.120 Like, there's no way around it.
02:48:33.580 It just is what it is.
02:48:36.680 There's no reason to worry.
02:48:37.680 Like, why you can worry about it, yeah,
02:48:39.320 but it's like we can't do anything about it.
02:48:43.840 Like, there might as well be a meteor,
02:48:46.720 is what I'm saying.
02:48:48.300 There might as well be.
02:48:54.860 This is not, I mean, if we're going to be delusional, 0.83
02:48:57.360 oh no it'll fucking we're at the stage now where we've had a weekend long
02:49:03.580 thursday to like sunday night house party in when you know 0.96
02:49:10.060 no mom and dad are not supposed to be home and they're home way earlier than they're supposed
02:49:17.500 to be and this place is annihilated like it's destroyed it's like oh if we if we like if we
02:49:23.580 what it's over like what do you do why are you even get just wait for them the beating to come
02:49:30.960 because like there's nothing you have some dignity man sit down we've done what we've done now just 0.99
02:49:41.180 take it like a man what are you gonna do like a fool you oh hi i was just oh he spilled some 1.00
02:49:46.860 fucking oh stop it you fool do you think oh we're oh i'm gonna write on some paper and then all of 1.00
02:49:57.880 the bad things that gaudy on us hungry has done it will just all go away everything went away 1.00
02:50:03.040 because we got the libs out and everything went back to you know like we're fucking into it we're 0.89
02:50:08.060 into her now hey we'll put everyone in jail for talking oh good this is going exactly where i 0.86
02:50:15.460 thought it was going to go good stuff i bet it won't keep going exactly where i think it's going
02:50:19.340 to go i said that earlier i'm tired of being white all the time just about bad things that seems to
02:50:26.200 be common or like you know troubling things at the very least hey what's going on they're doing
02:50:32.700 something weird with this virus stuff everyone called me insane it's like something's so strange 1.00
02:50:38.620 is going on like the chinese are known for their propaganda and they're producing very disturbing 0.99
02:50:44.780 images seemingly on purpose why would they do this why would they allow this what's happening 0.99
02:50:49.660 what's going on fucking fucking a couple months later coronavirus everybody fucking stop everything 0.98
02:50:56.940 forever and i'm like yeah see and they're like shut up you scientist like this has been playing 0.99
02:51:02.760 out for a while actually this has been going on for a minute you've just painted it this can't 0.99
02:51:07.120 stop the spread oh fuck everyone's lost their mind already they jingled some key they played 0.99
02:51:12.200 some scary music on tv and everybody freaked out shit you know in my time in my in my fucking day 1.00
02:51:21.360 boy they used to at least show up and fucking smash some shit they knocked out skyscrapers 0.99
02:51:27.460 full of thousands of people we watched them die live on television now these days these kids man 1.00
02:51:33.760 they go oh do do do do do do do rape me just fucking stick it in my butt 1.00
02:51:39.400 it's because all the music is the bruno mars it's not cool none of it's cool it's there's no 1.00
02:51:46.960 there's no energy there's no life in anything if there is it's all very keep it down you better
02:51:51.900 keep it down you better go listen to some i don't even know you better listen to some joel plaskett
02:51:59.560 no offense but it's like joel plaskett that's your that's about enough anything more anything
02:52:06.200 more intense than Joel Plaskett
02:52:08.600 is probably going to be illegal. 1.00
02:52:11.220 We'll kill you. 1.00
02:52:12.940 We will put your house 1.00
02:52:14.640 on television
02:52:15.860 and tell everybody 1.00
02:52:18.920 to kill you. 1.00
02:52:26.180 Well, we're finished investigating what's going on in Canada 0.99
02:52:28.780 and it's awful.
02:52:32.760 It's every bit as bad as they say
02:52:34.860 that it is and worse.
02:52:36.200 And quite frankly, I'm not sure that there is a God anymore.
02:52:44.040 I hope Tucker never comes here because they wouldn't let him leave. 0.80
02:52:48.460 I'm as crazy as, I don't know.
02:52:50.460 Like, people sleep on, this place is legitimately disturbing. 1.00
02:52:53.380 This government is legitimately, like, they're mental.
02:52:58.580 I don't have all, I mean, I've been talking for a while and I probably won't let me anymore,
02:53:03.140 which is in a couple months or you're going to go to jail forever. 0.99
02:53:06.200 But they're fucked up, man. 1.00
02:53:10.020 Like, the entire fucking police were, like, trying to get me. 1.00
02:53:13.420 The entire federal, the assistant commissioner of the RCMP is like, 1.00
02:53:16.320 why isn't this guy fucking, why is his life destroyed? 0.97
02:53:20.180 What's, explain the meaning of this. 0.99
02:53:23.400 Wow.
02:53:25.600 Oh, yeah, things are, they're okay.
02:53:27.300 They're totally, they're on track, man.
02:53:28.840 They know what's going on.
02:53:29.800 They got their priorities straight.
02:53:31.420 Everything's fine.
02:53:32.300 We're in fine hands.
02:53:33.340 That's why I've, that's why I just went, oh, you know what?
02:53:35.540 everything's under control i think i'll just shut up forever now never mind never mind i surmised
02:53:41.080 i was like hey guys you think everything's out of control i think these guys might be completely
02:53:44.340 out of their minds and out of control and then you went and did a bunch of things that only
02:53:48.020 someone who was out of their mind and out of control would do and i went well you know and 0.97
02:53:52.940 and they're like well we'll just band in no one's allowed to talk anymore okay that's a fucking good 0.97
02:53:59.540 idea. Yep. I want you to do it. Pass it. Please do it. They're just waiting for the Senate to 0.98
02:54:09.840 rubber stamp it. No, no, do it. Go ahead. I want you to see what happens. I know what happens,
02:54:23.020 but I want you to see what happens.
02:54:27.100 Are you even thinking anymore?
02:54:30.440 Do you guys think they're even thinking any thoughts?
02:54:34.140 The things that they do are just, they're like automatons
02:54:37.260 to the point where some of them, like,
02:54:39.900 now with the galeons thing, like,
02:54:42.280 are some of these people not human?
02:54:43.980 Are they just, like, is Christia Freeland an alien?
02:54:49.420 Like, that would explain some things.
02:54:53.020 Well, I just think that, like, murder is good.
02:54:58.320 Unlock your savings. 0.99
02:55:00.240 What the fuck is going on up there? 0.99
02:55:07.020 Justin Trudeau is like, I'm straight. 0.99
02:55:10.320 Hey, hey, everyone, I'm heterosexual, just so you remember. 1.00
02:55:14.720 Here, look, I'll grab Katy Perry's butt like I'm touching a fucking hot oven. 1.00
02:55:20.360 Like a straight man would. 1.00
02:55:22.060 like a straight man would grab katie perry's ass he would do this oh there i like this this is a 1.00
02:55:30.100 yup that's how every straight man would grab would grab if given the chance hey you want to 1.00
02:55:35.040 grab katie perry's ass yep i want to just flatten my i just want to kind of you know don't want to 0.99
02:55:42.140 touch it too much have you ever seen someone try harder to pretend to be straight in your life 1.00
02:55:53.060 it's a tv show he's a fucking tv cbc do your fucking job everyone wants to watch that show 1.00
02:56:01.520 how gay is justin i'm not gay oh you're gay no i'm not y'all you're pretty fucking gay buddy 1.00
02:56:08.940 through the roof ratings boom 1.00
02:56:12.820 that's all you'd have to do but no no no no no no no what are we gonna do now we're gonna make
02:56:21.400 we're gonna prank rcmp veterans we're gonna attack we're gonna track um lindsey shepard
02:56:28.020 and we're gonna invent fake tv shows just to try to humiliate our political opponents 0.97
02:56:33.900 hey why don't you just spit hey why don't you be like come here peasants and spit in their eye 0.65
02:56:43.060 why don't you do that next everybody's so behind it all man it's all going so well 0.99
02:56:52.020 why don't you just start stabbing people why don't you do that good idea yes do that also 1.00
02:57:03.140 It's like watching an idiot that no one likes 1.00
02:57:08.900 Just poking a tiger 1.00
02:57:10.500 And you're like, please continue doing that
02:57:12.060 You're from a safe distance
02:57:14.040 You're like, oh yeah, please
02:57:16.160 Okay
02:57:20.040 Nothing will happen anywhere, you're right
02:57:25.580 It will cause nothing
02:57:26.980 Nothing
02:57:27.760 It will cause nothing
02:57:29.040 give these people 1.00
02:57:33.500 a Soviet Union
02:57:35.920 mentality
02:57:38.100 Stasi surveillance
02:57:39.620 attitude, but with
02:57:41.620 modern means.
02:57:43.940 Huh?
02:57:45.440 Huh?
02:57:47.120 Hey, we all remember the original.
02:57:49.540 Hey.
02:57:51.040 Don't you guys want to see that movie?
02:57:52.940 I do.
02:57:56.480 Think of the potential, because, again, 1.00
02:57:58.660 Canadians are, even the bad Canadians 1.00
02:58:00.660 are also insane. 1.00
02:58:04.260 Right? Like that intense
02:58:06.300 lunatic, like they're also, they also 0.99
02:58:08.480 have that. They're just traitors, but 0.98
02:58:10.440 like they're also kind of 1.00
02:58:11.520 they're kind of demented and ruthless 0.95
02:58:18.160 also. 0.96
02:58:28.660 So we get to have
02:58:34.100 Does this have music or is it just noise
02:58:44.900 It's just noise I think
02:58:50.460 Hilarious 1.00
02:58:54.900 Dark stormy night in Soviet apartment 0.99
02:58:57.060 It's like you're just contemplating you have no future at all 1.00
02:59:06.660 No, what the fuck is there not like 0.98
02:59:12.240 This is actually happening they're letting us down finally 0.99
02:59:19.400 YouTube is bailed
02:59:21.400 i just want it to be russian jesus christ
02:59:29.080 it's the other world guys relax
02:59:34.080 you know
02:59:36.500 we're just giving the government of canada remember the one that smashed the trucker
02:59:43.600 convoy and put all these people in jail for no reason i was one of them uh canceled their
02:59:48.080 bank accounts and mighty mighty I mean we don't we gotta be careful what we say
02:59:53.060 actually about it
02:59:59.660 like that there's a smile but it's not the smile I described earlier of old
03:00:06.320 smiley it wasn't the smile of a pained man who's doing what he must and trying
03:00:10.760 to bear it it's literally called grin and bear it it's literally what he was
03:00:13.880 that's not that kind of a smile it's it's more like
03:00:19.240 like a hungry predator can't wait to eat you kind of a smile
03:00:26.980 and they like to hurt people they're getting a taste for it
03:00:42.960 They like the power that they got and they're what they want more now 0.99
03:00:47.460 The same people who did all that other crazy shit. They're like, you know, we need is we need way more power even than we have already 0.98
03:00:57.440 So I just want America especially to be on notice like
03:01:03.640 That's where it's at right now up here
03:01:08.020 If we go dark
03:01:12.140 Watch for the beacons of God door
03:01:15.780 Because I
03:01:20.560 I don't know. There has to be. There's a lot of guys who just
03:01:25.960 I do not want to live like that. Do you?
03:01:33.540 I am not okay with this
03:01:35.060 How many of you guys have kids?
03:01:42.080 How many of you guys have kids?
03:01:42.920 Are we okay with this?
03:01:44.940 I am not okay with this.
03:01:53.300 We're going to be grabbing people out of their houses at night now next?
03:01:56.340 We're going to be disappearing people next?
03:01:57.940 Like, what's next on the...
03:01:59.220 Because you're doing all the other things.
03:02:02.160 We're just going...
03:02:03.080 You're literally doing the same dance.
03:02:04.640 This is a choreographed dance that I've seen before.
03:02:07.840 It's called Bloodthirsty Totalitarian Nightmare.
03:02:11.080 And you're doing that dance right now.
03:02:13.500 And pretty soon is...
03:02:16.640 Yeah.
03:02:18.100 When we come to take your neighbor, you look away.
03:02:40.820 They always look that way.
03:02:48.160 That's true.
03:02:48.900 That's a dark story.
03:02:50.100 Now, ignore that at your peril.
03:02:53.040 Then if you do, the suffering of those people was for nothing. 0.98
03:03:00.240 A lot of people already paid a fucking horrible price for this behavior. 0.84
03:03:06.380 Like, we've been through this already. 0.99
03:03:08.200 Is this is not this is fucking not good. Everybody know what are we doing? What the this is fucking ridiculous now 0.98
03:03:16.240 We need 300,000 migrant soldiers. Oh boy 1.00
03:03:19.760 Give us all your guns, oh they drive all three at once, huh?
03:03:42.380 Wow, I'm just hydrating up there since it's very, you know, I want to stay 0.97
03:03:47.080 ready to go since you're clearly trying to kill 0.84
03:03:50.180 us all. 0.98
03:03:53.560 These are the things that people do 1.00
03:03:55.980 before they go, now let's kill everybody. 1.00
03:03:59.100 All the things 1.00
03:04:00.120 that the government of Canada is doing right now
03:04:02.100 are all of the things
03:04:03.640 that everyone in history has ever
03:04:05.960 done before
03:04:07.780 they said, 1.00
03:04:09.240 let's just start killing people. 1.00
03:04:12.180 Let's just kill them. 1.00
03:04:13.820 We can. 1.00
03:04:15.560 We don't even know. We don't even care.
03:04:17.080 good yeah they'll say good that's we're very close to that soon
03:04:21.860 or all of human history is just an accident and this is the one time they're actually really good
03:04:35.540 people and everything is any second now about to become amazing any minute now everything's
03:04:41.080 about to become amazing you just see you trust the lib you trust that plan
03:04:44.860 you trust
03:04:47.820 no no the government's
03:04:48.860 they're the 0.99
03:04:49.500 they're the fucking best 0.99
03:04:50.820 they're the best 0.98
03:04:52.460 and so is the media
03:04:53.500 I trust everything
03:04:54.540 I tune into the nightly news
03:04:55.880 and I feel well informed
03:04:56.900 everything is
03:04:57.480 totally under control
03:04:58.720 can't wait to sleep soundly at night
03:05:03.880 knowing the future is in good hands 0.97
03:05:05.060 everything is fucking 0.98
03:05:05.880 talking to my friend of mine 0.98
03:05:09.300 the other day
03:05:09.640 he's like I ignore it on purpose
03:05:10.820 I was afraid to ask
03:05:13.320 I was just like
03:05:14.180 why seriously why why is let me guess the guy why is gas a million dollars
03:05:19.060 and i said why do you think and he's like are we doing the war again i was like yeah it's like
03:05:23.300 oh for christ
03:05:31.380 great this again
03:05:33.940 it's not that i mean it is sort of complicated but it's like a bank robber or a serial killer
03:05:47.260 or any other criminal um i think this is an interesting job i i wouldn't want to i don't
03:05:54.320 think i would have wanted to do it but i would respect it and i would if i knew any i would be
03:05:58.760 interested that'd be an interesting conversation to have some around like that like a criminal
03:06:02.560 psychologists, people who, like, understand
03:06:04.260 specifically, because the psychology
03:06:06.500 of a criminal is different than an honest
03:06:08.520 person. They don't think, like, that's what
03:06:10.440 honest people don't think. Who would do
03:06:12.500 such a thing? A lot of people, man.
03:06:14.940 You don't understand.
03:06:16.580 That's why you're a victim. 1.00
03:06:18.560 It's not because you're a bad person or that you're stupid 1.00
03:06:20.740 or that you made any mistakes. 1.00
03:06:22.840 That's not, that's very likely
03:06:24.520 not at all what happened. It may not be
03:06:26.280 any of your fault at all.
03:06:29.500 The only
03:06:30.340 mistake you may have made is that thinking
03:06:32.460 that everybody else thinks like you do.
03:06:36.800 That's not true.
03:06:37.900 A lot of them think insane things
03:06:40.400 and don't give a... at all.
03:06:43.720 They will lie to your face 1.00
03:06:45.960 and smile while they try to kill you 1.00
03:06:49.260 and ruin your life at the same time. 0.99
03:06:50.580 And then they'll laugh about it later.
03:06:52.000 I've seen it.
03:06:54.660 And it's not rare.
03:06:56.060 There's a lot of them.
03:07:02.460 weak people when given the opportunity to wield out and execute power always go crazy with it 0.94
03:07:12.120 because oftentimes uh you know they didn't they don't they're weak they're psycho they didn't 0.56
03:07:20.240 earn that power they usurped it or they were given it they bestowed upon nobody's voted for
03:07:24.700 any of this craziness but it's happening anyway somehow money rules the world and they're being
03:07:29.260 installed. They didn't
03:07:31.380 earn their... None of these people in Parliament
03:07:33.300 or very few in Congress.
03:07:35.760 Nice job. You got rid of the only one
03:07:37.340 of the only ones. Hey, Thomas Massey
03:07:39.400 doesn't like giving all of our money to Israel.
03:07:41.480 Thomas Massey doesn't like World War III.
03:07:43.560 Boom, boom, boom, Thomas Massey.
03:07:45.640 So they spent more money than ever in 0.99
03:07:47.320 the history of a congressional fucking whatever it is. 0.99
03:07:50.080 100 million, some 0.99
03:07:51.180 crazy amount of money. We barely
03:07:53.300 beat him. Like, oh my God.
03:07:54.820 like some people a lot of people are very simple and they'll just vote for whoever they see the
03:08:01.940 most good stuff about like that's it that's as far as they go and they have unlimited money so
03:08:07.420 they're just they're just gonna buy every you're if you're oh they fall for that they're why why
03:08:12.460 do you think they call them that the sheep the great they all are them are it's very easy 0.99
03:08:16.960 you just keep pumping the same shit at them and they'll nod along 0.91
03:08:20.800 it's almost like uh like in the earlier days for me when i was still kind of like it can't be as 0.99
03:08:48.460 bad as I think it is you know it's almost like having a friend that you thought was a good
03:08:53.160 person or you know a good friend and then they start doing something that you're like you're not
03:08:56.640 are you doing what you better not be doing what oh my god oh no right
03:09:02.240 you kind of want to where are you going um
03:09:09.120 nowhere actually oh that's kind of what that uh it's a bad situation you could say
03:09:21.360 i do like that they've decided to just try to mock and ridicule like as mad as the rcmp
03:09:33.440 i can't believe how mad they were at me for justifiably criticizing them for a terrible 0.53
03:09:37.920 Like, what the hell were you doing?
03:09:42.800 I'm sorry, that was one of my original crimes
03:09:44.600 because I was like, hey, Portapique, 0.97
03:09:45.820 what the fuck was that supposed to be? 0.99
03:09:47.520 Are you serious? 0.99
03:09:49.180 Well, you know, it was literally my job
03:09:51.340 to have armed, you know, to the death gunfights
03:09:54.020 with other armed men in big groups, actually.
03:09:57.680 Like, organized mass murder was, like, literally my job.
03:10:01.280 So if anybody would know about, 0.99
03:10:03.880 let's kill everybody, I would. 0.98
03:10:05.860 and you know there's ways to contain and you know mitigate it and they did none of those things 0.99
03:10:11.060 like let's just do fucking all the opposite of things the way you're supposed to do and i said 0.68
03:10:15.160 that's fucking strange isn't it that's that's weird because normally like everyone knows that 0.96
03:10:20.880 you don't do you do these things you close the highways you put inner cordon outer cordon you 0.99
03:10:25.020 fucking lock that all down you do public alert you fuck everybody stay where you're at you didn't do 0.98
03:10:29.060 any of that at all for almost two day a day and something how many buildings were on fire like 1.00
03:10:35.400 there's a rampage going on and it's like oh yeah fuck me for asking i'm sorry fuck you 1.00
03:10:42.280 well we threw a bunch of charges at you how'd that go fuck you i'm right you suck 1.00
03:10:52.260 you know it now you're fucking precious how'd that you like that you like cbc now what do you 1.00
03:11:01.440 of that who told you i was the bad guy in the first place they fucking did didn't they yep how 0.99
03:11:07.140 you how you like them now how you like cbc now how's that going for you you're you're they're 0.98
03:11:12.120 making mockeries out of like this is like red china now they're having public humiliation 0.63
03:11:17.320 demonstrations of you their most loyal servants are being trotted out to be humiliated in front 0.99
03:11:25.380 of the entire country and you look at me and go get that guy are you fucking how how broken are 0.99
03:11:33.820 you is it all the way in there like how how bad is it i guess we'll find out if you have any dignity 1.00
03:11:47.740 at all I guess I know you're listening I've got a lot of pages of shit like this is preposterous 0.99
03:11:58.160 everybody knows it oh well 0.99
03:12:03.900 you're proposing we just drive it right off the cliff guys I'm like okay like I can't stop it
03:12:11.880 from happening i'm just telling people what's going on
03:12:14.060 maybe you should go check out the driver have you ever thought of that
03:12:20.380 like you can do that i can't you actually could that's actually your job did you know that hey 0.77
03:12:27.820 did you know that's actually your job well about the paper fuck the paper you look instinctively 0.85
03:12:33.860 we know consciously what your role is supposed to be what the the role the archetype of society who 0.97
03:12:40.300 you've chosen to be which we've always had
03:12:42.180 is this sort of warrior class of
03:12:44.280 protectors that you know they
03:12:46.240 made sure the rules were followed but also they kept everybody
03:12:48.420 like if anybody came to fight us they would
03:12:50.240 show up and they were our guys they were good guys 1.00
03:12:52.380 they're just you know don't fuck them around 1.00
03:12:53.980 when did that change 1.00
03:12:55.540 now it's like fucking you better stay 1.00
03:13:00.440 in line citizen when did you turn into that 1.00
03:13:02.560 I'm sorry I missed that
03:13:04.160 was that on the weekend
03:13:05.360 I must have been drunk that year
03:13:08.180 was I drunk that whole year I mean I was
03:13:10.160 once i don't know how fast it happened but i there was a time when it wasn't come here we 1.00
03:13:16.160 got papers for that you better not be skating without a permit you little punk fucking it 0.99
03:13:20.440 wasn't robocop i remember when it wasn't robocop now it's very robocopy we're gonna fucking get 0.99
03:13:27.740 some justice we can't wait to kick some doors in for some facebook posts like really interesting 0.84
03:13:34.420 i'm just wondering i'm just curious because as a human again i am
03:13:41.860 one i don't know you guys are you could fool me i don't know what's going on because any
03:13:48.180 human being could see this situation and go what are you doing and you just seem oblivious
03:13:55.640 how awful this is
03:14:03.100 and unnecessary
03:14:03.600 like how
03:14:04.160 of how
03:14:04.840 like
03:14:05.300 complicit you are
03:14:07.020 I would
03:14:17.380 if I
03:14:17.940 I couldn't do
03:14:18.600 I would have 0.97
03:14:19.080 fucking absolutely 0.99
03:14:19.800 I would have quit 0.99
03:14:20.240 a long time ago
03:14:20.900 I couldn't lay there
03:14:22.080 at night and go
03:14:22.760 I'm
03:14:25.640 You know, I mean, you can go anytime.
03:14:28.220 Anything can happen.
03:14:29.260 Is there any threat? 1.00
03:14:30.440 Jesus, fucking sit down. 1.00
03:14:32.580 You fucking spurg. 1.00
03:14:34.300 Anybody could die anytime from anything. 1.00
03:14:36.600 Just that's it.
03:14:37.240 You're done.
03:14:38.140 And like, are you good with that balance sheet? 0.99
03:14:41.640 I'm just basically fucking, you know, I'm going to go be the Stasi. 0.98
03:14:45.940 I'm going to be like Stalin. 0.99
03:14:47.060 I'm going to be Stalin's top guy. 0.65
03:14:49.280 Yeah, I'm going to be Stalin's top guy. 0.59
03:14:51.940 That's, you're okay with that?
03:14:53.140 I'm just asking.
03:14:55.640 that's wild
03:14:57.980 and you know
03:15:01.500 in every one of these countries
03:15:02.760 let's destroy England 0.84
03:15:04.100 let's tear up the constitution of the United States of America 0.93
03:15:07.620 yeah wow 0.99
03:15:09.260 you went crazy
03:15:17.540 what's going on up there
03:15:19.160 what's that
03:15:21.860 uh oh she found my energy drink 0.97
03:15:23.920 jessica gave that to me
03:15:26.560 yeah you better watch it
03:15:32.480 you better keep a good attitude 1.00
03:15:34.160 other women are bribing me with energy drinks 1.00
03:15:37.960 it's all it takes 1.00
03:15:39.760 i'm cheap
03:15:44.460 all right i gotta wrap this up
03:15:46.800 this is crazy i was trying to tell a story a long time ago
03:15:49.720 i was like who cares let's just get wrecked
03:15:51.960 Jenstein says,
03:15:53.480 Toysa Tam. 0.97
03:15:54.520 Use tampons.
03:15:55.820 Have a bittersweet taste. 0.78
03:15:57.160 That's disgusting. 1.00
03:15:59.240 You know damn well 0.98
03:16:00.180 what that may or may not mean. 0.61
03:16:02.820 Jitterroot.
03:16:03.420 Thank you very much, man.
03:16:04.820 Weed fun.
03:16:05.620 Stumbled on during
03:16:06.700 a drive across country.
03:16:07.740 Thanks for keeping
03:16:08.840 the highway hypnosis at bay. 0.99
03:16:10.600 It's fucking scary out there, dude. 0.99
03:16:11.940 Good luck. 0.99
03:16:15.420 Like, I don't like driving normally. 1.00
03:16:18.960 Afghanistan probably 1.00
03:16:19.740 has something to do with it. 0.99
03:16:21.960 Oh, why don't you like being on the highway and just driving?
03:16:24.680 Because sometimes, you know, when I was a kid, it doesn't happen anymore.
03:16:27.120 But sometimes when you used to when I was a kid, you'd be driving along and then everything would just blow up and everyone would be dead.
03:16:33.940 So you're like, you know, every time, every once in a while you're in the car, like, oh, I'm going to die.
03:16:38.660 No, maybe not. 0.99
03:16:39.320 It's fucking, you know, people would drive into you on purpose to blow up and murder you. 0.99
03:16:43.860 It was just something you had to worry about all the time. 0.99
03:16:46.980 And it got a lot of people.
03:16:48.500 It was like, you know, people used to have, oh, there's a werewolf out there.
03:16:51.800 There literally was.
03:16:52.820 It was just, it blows up all the time.
03:16:54.960 You know, a toilet, a patch of dirt, a rubber ducky,
03:16:57.780 an actual live animal, a goat packed. 1.00
03:16:59.840 Yeah, right up its ass all kinds of, kaboom, goat bomb. 1.00
03:17:02.840 I'm not kidding. 1.00
03:17:03.900 Fruit cart bomb.
03:17:04.920 Every kind of bomb you can imagine.
03:17:07.840 Bombs on bombs.
03:17:08.600 Bombs made of bombs.
03:17:09.260 A rock's a bomb. 0.95
03:17:10.120 That snake is a bomb.
03:17:11.380 Everything's, the air is a bomb. 1.00
03:17:13.180 It was fucking insane. 0.98
03:17:14.140 like what a tightrope walk that was 0.99
03:17:22.620 i don't know i wasn't in uh i mean every war is different you know
03:17:29.940 they all have their own terrors because sometimes i bet i mean i mean the scale of a lot of a lot
03:17:37.680 huger but there's comparative there's spots where you don't you know it's not a shitload
03:17:43.460 of violence there's there's enough though you know and it's like like in world war one it really
03:17:47.540 depends on where you're at it would be the worst it could be hell on earth but every one of them
03:17:51.660 are like i don't has there ever been one like that where they're like there's literally nowhere
03:17:57.500 to relax ever now especially now with the drones like that's all gone forever there used to be a
03:18:06.460 battlefield. It was like this kind of scary place in between life and death. It was almost
03:18:13.840 fictional. It was almost like another realm in your imagination. You would imagine it and think
03:18:20.380 about it because it was a real place that you would be going to. It's somewhere else. You're
03:18:25.480 marching there. All through history, every man alive who's ever done this, sailed away on a boat,
03:18:30.800 whatever it was, you're going somewhere
03:18:32.820 to a place
03:18:34.600 a specific place
03:18:36.480 a city, a whatever
03:18:37.660 and I might die there
03:18:40.160 and you start to, you know, read about it
03:18:45.120 and learn about it, like it's a, you know, this could be the end of you
03:18:47.120 like this is important what's happening
03:18:48.720 you better pay attention
03:18:49.340 and it's like, where's that place?
03:18:52.360 oh, it's everywhere actually
03:18:53.400 you don't even get to sleep
03:18:56.900 like nothing, no, no, all the time 0.72
03:19:00.800 Jesus Christ, even Vietnam, they'd, like, rotate them out for a few... 1.00
03:19:04.480 Oh, go back to fucking Hawaii for a few weeks and shit. 0.99
03:19:08.420 I mean, we kind of did that, too, but there was, like... 1.00
03:19:10.060 There was no rear area.
03:19:11.300 There was no, like... 0.99
03:19:13.140 If you were out of the fucking airfield and the fucking... 0.99
03:19:17.300 The Ford Fobbs and shit, if you were, like, out there in the wilderness, 1.00
03:19:20.920 like, literally any time, dude. 0.96
03:19:25.400 It was, like...
03:19:26.600 It was, like, it was surreal.
03:19:30.800 It was like being on another planet
03:19:32.380 because it is so bizarre
03:19:34.980 and alien and strange looking
03:19:36.400 and it's like things just blow
03:19:38.840 like it's so unlike
03:19:40.540 life here is so 0.99
03:19:42.020 it was like a fucking another 0.99
03:19:43.360 it was like being on an alien planet 0.99
03:19:45.720 with the space marines.
03:19:49.760 Like thank God I don't have to worry about that anymore
03:19:51.400 but there's like
03:19:51.820 hey remember that time guys
03:19:53.340 where you're like
03:19:53.840 I remember I walked to the shower truck one day
03:19:57.040 at MSG
03:19:58.820 and I thought I was going to the shower truck.
03:20:03.620 I was like, it'd been weeks. 0.98
03:20:04.920 I'm like, thank fucking God. 0.98
03:20:06.260 I want, I leave the shower. 0.99
03:20:08.100 I hate it. 0.72
03:20:09.240 I hate being dirty. 1.00
03:20:10.340 Fucking. 1.00
03:20:12.160 So I'm like, thank God. 0.99
03:20:15.320 Two of our vehicles had to go in there for repairs.
03:20:17.760 And I'm like, we have like six hours or something.
03:20:20.000 I'm like, I'm going to the shower truck.
03:20:21.460 And I'm on my way to over there.
03:20:23.520 There's a guy in there.
03:20:24.480 It's one of the interpreters.
03:20:25.860 i'm like 150 meters away towel over my shoulder flip flops and my shorts
03:20:32.120 rifle because you gotta carry your weapon all over the place except there but sometimes
03:20:36.740 i'd look along but it just blows up shower truck explodes like oh never mind blew up
03:20:44.860 guess i'm not having a shower now because it exploded for no it just blew up out of nowhere
03:20:48.960 no warning whatsoever so you're not safe anywhere wherever you're sleeping that could
03:20:55.300 just blow up anything all the time nope i watched the guy walking along one second and then it just
03:21:03.400 didn't exist another just vaporized poof this place is interesting this is a wild place so
03:21:08.860 when do you relax like when do you oh no no we just coil you right up like the tightest spring 0.81
03:21:12.620 of all time and then fucking now there's drones on top of that so that's a high stress environment 0.98
03:21:22.340 how's ukraine i bet awful i bet really scary i bet fucking beyond like 0.95
03:21:27.160 and why are we doing it nobody knows they don't really have an explanation 0.92
03:21:34.860 so you know most people will say oh well no there is one i just just because i don't understand it
03:21:42.200 doesn't mean like it i'm sure it does make sense no i'm telling you it doesn't it promise you it
03:21:46.400 doesn't no no they're good they're doing the right thing it just i just because we don't
03:21:50.400 understand it. It's confusing.
03:21:52.480 No, no, no. Trust me. They're bad.
03:21:54.900 It is worse than you think it is.
03:22:01.740 And they laugh
03:22:02.540 about it.
03:22:03.700 They're not very shy
03:22:06.460 about it.
03:22:12.620 They think it's funny.
03:22:15.700 The people in charge
03:22:16.660 of what's happening to us, they think it's funny.
03:22:20.400 So, like, it's not going to get bad.
03:22:22.620 It's.
03:22:30.580 Oh, it's a bad metaphor.
03:22:31.940 I don't want to say that one.
03:22:34.060 I can only do it now.
03:22:36.160 No, it's awful. 1.00
03:22:43.740 It was like from a female perspective. 1.00
03:22:45.400 I'll just leave it at that. 0.95
03:22:46.240 But from, like, let's say a man standpoint, which is more realistic.
03:22:49.500 It's like, imagine all of a sudden, you're like, wait a minute.
03:22:54.940 And then all of a sudden, a guy's like pulled a gun on, like you're getting robbed at gunpoint by like a man, like that's happening to you right now. 1.00
03:23:01.080 Like, it's almost like as this is unfolding, you're like, oh, fuck. 0.98
03:23:05.800 But in slow, kind of in slow motion, but it's a huge thing that's happening. 0.99
03:23:09.580 It's not one guy in your face.
03:23:10.880 It's an entire country, an entire world really in a lot of ways is just going into its jacket right in front of us.
03:23:19.020 And we're like, oh, we'll just get the libs out.
03:23:22.340 I think, oh, don't worry.
03:23:23.980 Pierre's got it out of control.
03:23:25.100 We're going to just, you know, we're just going to trust the plan. 0.99
03:23:28.420 We're going to just fucking, oh, no, fucking give me, you know. 0.99
03:23:35.400 I don't know what else we need. 1.00
03:23:37.420 Like, literally, the Epstein shit came out. 0.99
03:23:39.460 It's amazing. 1.00
03:23:40.200 Jeffrey Epstein is a household name.
03:23:41.900 they're like if there's not if nothing comes of any of this
03:23:48.220 that means it's the end of the world because there's nowhere else to go like it there's only
03:23:56.960 decay now they can't build anything they can only destroy things and if we've reached the end of the
03:24:03.680 distraction like what they're talking about there's there's all kinds of different aliens 0.98
03:24:07.700 actually is a galactic federation of the are you fucking out are you serious we just caught you 0.99
03:24:14.080 mass raping children to death and mass murdering people and you're like hey look galians i don't 1.00
03:24:18.940 care good i hope they should if we know what they're either helping you or don't give a shit 0.99
03:24:24.780 i don't care about the galians actually i don't care because what the i mean whatever 0.70
03:24:31.320 clearly not help nobody's helping if anything they're helping the bad guys i don't know
03:24:37.700 What's my interest in that?
03:24:39.620 Oh, the people who lie about everything 0.99
03:24:41.180 and make excuses for the people who rape children to death. 0.99
03:24:44.560 They're like, hey, look, alien.
03:24:45.840 No, I don't really care what you think, actually.
03:24:48.420 About anything.
03:24:50.860 You're like, off.
03:24:51.800 I thought we established that. 1.00
03:24:53.020 You're horrible. 1.00
03:24:54.560 Like, oh, my God. 1.00
03:24:56.400 Like, you stink. 0.86
03:24:57.500 Like, there's an odor, even. 0.76
03:25:00.860 There's an odor.
03:25:02.040 It's a fishy smell.
03:25:03.980 It's a sulfuric.
03:25:05.380 It's, you know, nobody wants to say what it smells like,
03:25:07.620 but we're like, oh.
03:25:13.400 The way you're acting.
03:25:24.480 I mean,
03:25:26.080 I think a lot of this stuff
03:25:28.340 is going to blow up in their face.
03:25:30.380 I think a lot of people
03:25:31.140 are going to freak out.
03:25:32.340 Again, justifiably. 1.00
03:25:33.740 I think the Americans
03:25:34.640 are going to take it in.
03:25:35.360 It's going to start getting mad.
03:25:36.320 It's going to be
03:25:36.940 so Canada's being abused, right?
03:25:44.400 You know, eventually 1.00
03:25:46.260 we're like, oh, fuck, he's coming back. Everybody's elbows 0.99
03:25:50.220 had better be up still.
03:25:53.740 Hey, is he bothering you?
03:25:56.420 You mind your own business, buddy.
03:25:59.780 That kind of feels like where we're at with Washington.
03:26:01.860 in Canada's like oh see that's good they're coming to save us not exactly 0.98
03:26:08.340 see to Washington you're just a hot drunk chick
03:26:12.380 like he's looking for a potential you don't know who this guy is this could be a two-in-one 1.00
03:26:17.740 he's like I could easily take this guy this would be hilarious and she's hot this would be 1.00
03:26:23.840 the best night ever please do please do what I want you to do because look at the way she's 1.00
03:26:28.960 looking at me. This is going to, this will be
03:26:30.940 the worst. You might kill yourself when this is 0.98
03:26:32.900 over. If it goes away, I think 0.99
03:26:35.020 it's going to, oh, please.
03:26:37.880 That all, that could be
03:26:38.940 the America you're negotiating with. Like,
03:26:40.640 it's like, what? No.
03:26:42.920 Like, it throws money at you. Go, Lee.
03:26:44.980 I don't give a fuck. Get out of here. Walk 1.00
03:26:46.920 home. Put your shoes. Fuck your shoes. I don't care.
03:26:48.960 Slam.
03:26:50.680 This may not go the way you want. 1.00
03:26:56.520 Oh, shit. 1.00
03:26:57.000 He's coming back. Shut up. Shut up. 1.00
03:26:58.960 who are you excuse me that's my girlfriend 1.00
03:27:05.200 is it
03:27:08.160 are you sure
03:27:11.900 i don't see your name on it anymore 1.00
03:27:15.840 we have trillions of dollars of shit we have trillions and tri we have a oh we are drowning 1.00
03:27:27.020 in money. We should be. Diamonds, uranium, potash, oil, fish, egg, what do you want? Lumber, 1.00
03:27:34.040 everything in the fucking imaginable. You want some oil, son? Oh, here, all of China can have 1.00
03:27:40.980 oil. The pipeline's like, yeah, we'll just feed all of Asia. We'll just casually feed Asia with
03:27:45.140 some oil we have. Like, this country is the hottest chick you've ever seen in your life. 0.89
03:27:53.660 like it's just if you're you go for it you'll never there's never going to be another one 0.97
03:28:00.620 like this again you'll kill yourself you don't go what are you doing and that's who's that's
03:28:04.700 that's what's happening that's who's that's who owns it excuse me my elbows are up sir 0.94
03:28:11.760 Like, oh, who are they?
03:28:14.320 Good.
03:28:16.140 You'd rather them be in front of your face. 1.00
03:28:17.500 Ha-ha!
03:28:21.680 You know, so you can say I'm worried the CIA may absorb us.
03:28:24.120 You know, that's a totally possibility.
03:28:27.220 Is the United States of America going to tolerate
03:28:29.740 an out-of-control, totally...
03:28:32.500 Like, they're already talking about it
03:28:33.440 in mainstream news in the United States.
03:28:34.920 It's already reached Tucker Carlson level,
03:28:36.700 like, very regularly, like, they're painted.
03:28:39.020 And it doesn't matter what you think about him or not.
03:28:40.780 He has a massive audience, and a ton of people listen to what he says.
03:28:44.080 He's, I think, the biggest show in the world, or number two, him and Rogan.
03:28:47.520 Both of them are like, Canada's out of control.
03:28:50.180 Mm-hmm.
03:28:50.860 So that means most Americans are hearing that it's,
03:28:54.340 what you doing down there, America?
03:28:58.800 We're going to start having a freedom conversation soon?
03:29:02.220 Because have you not noticed that America's like, hey, you need some freedom?
03:29:06.920 Venezuela looks like it could use a little bit of freedom, actually.
03:29:09.760 It looks like it could be a little more free.
03:29:12.660 You could have a little bit more than you've got right now.
03:29:15.280 It looks like the people want it.
03:29:17.800 They think they do.
03:29:19.500 You think they don't, but they do.
03:29:21.460 Trust me.
03:29:22.580 They've DM'd me.
03:29:23.740 There's a whole list.
03:29:24.860 There's pictures.
03:29:25.560 You don't want to see them.
03:29:26.440 Maybe you do want to see them.
03:29:28.360 I wouldn't.
03:29:28.900 Well, I did like to see them, but you would not like to see these pictures.
03:29:33.140 A lot of people are saying, don't show the picture.
03:29:35.040 But you know what?
03:29:35.700 I think I might. 0.96
03:29:36.460 I might just, I might just do it to humiliate you.
03:29:43.120 You know, they're getting a little feisty. 0.99
03:29:45.960 They're kind of just fucking doing whatever now, right? 0.94
03:29:52.200 I'm not, like, I'm justifiably, we're all justifiably like, well, things fucking get pretty wild. 0.96
03:29:59.760 He's talking about invading Cuba. 0.84
03:30:03.780 Cuba's not being very nice. 1.00
03:30:05.340 Oh, great, good.
03:30:06.460 Yeah, we already sent an aircraft carrier to Cuba.
03:30:10.640 You're going to steal them too?
03:30:12.120 Probably.
03:30:13.200 I'm going to build a little museum.
03:30:14.960 I'm going to put it underground.
03:30:16.220 I'm going to call it My Little Dollhouse.
03:30:18.720 And everybody's got a, Maduro's got a sale.
03:30:20.700 And you can have a sale.
03:30:21.620 And everybody can have their own special sale.
03:30:24.200 And it's going to say,
03:30:25.500 I'm the greatest fisherman of human beings in the world.
03:30:32.640 He's collecting people who defy him
03:30:34.620 and putting them in little cages.
03:30:36.460 I think he's covering them in wax to make them wax statues,
03:30:39.960 but you die that way.
03:30:42.160 That's where Maduro is right now.
03:30:43.920 No, senor!
03:30:46.020 And he's being covered in a wax coat.
03:30:49.240 And you just say, that's better.
03:30:50.880 I like it better when you don't talk back.
03:30:53.260 That could easily be going on.
03:30:54.580 What do you think the ballroom fund is for? 0.70
03:30:56.200 I need $400 bajillion for a new ballroom.
03:30:59.780 Oh, yeah?
03:31:00.480 Yeah, it's the most important thing.
03:31:02.000 I know the world is falling apart,
03:31:03.720 But I need a place to dance.
03:31:05.860 As an 80-year-old man, I need a ballroom.
03:31:09.300 80 years old is when they say, you get to be 80, you can't stop, can't stop dancing.
03:31:17.680 You get to be 80, and it's all gravy. 1.00
03:31:21.000 There is unbelievable amount of widows, and you can just grab all the 80-year-old pussy you want to. 1.00
03:31:27.660 yeah but what's what's the money really for you know like what the fuck did you know there's aliens 1.00
03:31:40.020 oh is there cool i think with a does that where epstein is or no that's palm beach peace 1.00
03:31:49.260 there's so there's so it's fucking it's a fucking madhouse 0.98
03:31:58.560 no no normal sane person could even try to just oh let's see how things are going whoa 0.99
03:32:07.960 immediately fucking exit window it's like you accidentally stumbled stumbled on the worst kind 0.96
03:32:12.780 of wrong porn in your life you're like no that's let's just all ignore it until it becomes out of 0.99
03:32:17.640 control entirely.
03:32:19.240 Canada's doing really good.
03:32:21.280 You're doing great, son.
03:32:26.400 Keep it up.
03:32:30.240 I think we should start 1.00
03:32:31.520 killing people for money. 0.99
03:32:33.380 I think we should mass meter 1.00
03:32:35.040 like 200,000 people 0.99
03:32:36.560 and chop them up 1.00
03:32:37.320 in their body parts 1.00
03:32:38.140 and sell them
03:32:38.700 on the body part market.
03:32:40.380 You know, they're worth
03:32:40.860 a lot of money.
03:32:42.620 Yeah, the MAID program.
03:32:44.100 We just half of it
03:32:44.600 in the organs, really. 0.99
03:32:45.660 It's really fucking 0.98
03:32:46.380 lucrative, it turns out. 0.98
03:32:47.380 Oh, my God.
03:32:48.980 Oh, my God.
03:32:49.920 Yeah, that's not exaggeration that's happening.
03:32:53.220 Oh, well.
03:32:55.360 Oh, well, right, Canada?
03:32:56.880 Oh, well.
03:32:58.440 Everything's oh, well.
03:33:00.480 Oh, well.
03:33:02.580 Everything.
03:33:05.540 So, you know, like a criminal psychologist.
03:33:08.320 They have a certain methods, techniques.
03:33:11.900 They have their own unique kind of, like an animal.
03:33:15.400 certain animals do certain things
03:33:18.160 and have certain trademarks
03:33:19.700 they leave certain clues
03:33:20.620 oh I know that's a leopard
03:33:22.520 because
03:33:23.040 this is a grizzly bear
03:33:25.740 because
03:33:26.540 these kinds of people don't
03:33:36.900 they don't do good things
03:33:40.120 when you give them
03:33:42.440 they feel that the
03:33:44.100 especially the Uyghur people. 1.00
03:33:50.260 They're getting revenge on the world. 1.00
03:33:57.120 They're very small on the inside and pathetic. 1.00
03:34:00.260 And they know that. 1.00
03:34:02.160 I'll show them.
03:34:03.180 I'll make sure they, you know,
03:34:06.220 they'll see me. 0.94
03:34:08.080 You're out of your mind.
03:34:10.720 It never goes well.
03:34:12.400 So they all think they're the good.
03:34:13.440 go talk to them. They all believe sincerely
03:34:15.320 they're the good guys. That's always
03:34:17.480 how it's been. They'll have you
03:34:19.360 believe. No, no. That's why you must
03:34:21.320 believe the whole Nazi story as well. 0.73
03:34:23.460 Oh, yes. Cartoonishly 0.91
03:34:25.820 bad. It's just everything. There's just
03:34:27.380 good guys and Nazis. 0.95
03:34:29.360 That's all it is.
03:34:33.360 We're totally normal and we're not bad at all.
03:34:35.540 We would never. This is never.
03:34:37.160 Nothing like this.
03:34:40.100 If we were bad, you'd know.
03:34:41.480 We'd have matching shirts
03:34:43.740 That's how you know that we'd be better
03:34:45.660 We're not doing anything awful at all
03:34:48.400 A lot of fentanyl out there
03:34:50.340 A lot of dead people
03:34:51.300 Man, there's a lot of drug money in this country
03:34:54.260 All of a sudden
03:34:54.740 I mean, there's a price
03:34:58.180 Like, are we going to go
03:34:59.360 Like, how much do we like Mexico?
03:35:01.460 Are we going to be Mexico?
03:35:04.320 Like, are we going to become a cartel hub?
03:35:06.740 Are we going to be known as like
03:35:08.540 Ooh, careful in Canada
03:35:10.720 Are we going to be the new Bolivia?
03:35:12.340 Like, what are we doing here, guys?
03:35:14.960 Is it going to be just dangerous to, you know, see the wrong thing?
03:35:18.020 It's not like, at what point?
03:35:20.840 Oh, what happened to Murphy?
03:35:22.680 Oh, he saw the wrong thing once and got shot down.
03:35:25.460 They killed him immediately. 1.00
03:35:27.460 Because there's a serious fucking heavy-hitting criminal cartels and shit going on, 1.00
03:35:31.620 and they just don't give a fuck. 0.99
03:35:33.340 Like, it's, you know, like in South America. 0.99
03:35:35.540 Yeah, they live in Edmonton now.
03:35:36.780 They're everywhere.
03:35:37.620 All kinds of, like, how far is this going to go?
03:35:39.960 that's just one part there's a lot of these there's a lot of little 0.98
03:35:47.280 like packs of hungry little shithead like uh like hyenas 0.98
03:35:51.900 who group together in big numbers and then attack wounded other animals 0.98
03:36:00.900 like they'll they'll fight a lion but only if there's 20 of them and only if it's tired and
03:36:06.500 old and maybe got a broken leg, then they'll show you how tough they are.
03:36:13.100 It's very important that you don't, you know, let them think you've got broken legs and 0.90
03:36:17.720 you're easy to kill, because if they think you're easy to kill, they'll definitely kill 0.99
03:36:21.780 you. 1.00
03:36:26.180 They're afraid of things.
03:36:27.600 They're small.
03:36:28.440 In here, they're small.
03:36:30.140 Everything scares them.
03:36:31.500 Everything is frightening.
03:36:32.320 everything. They will only attack if they feel
03:36:34.360 certain they're definitely
03:36:36.120 you know
03:36:36.720 so the people who are like
03:36:40.480 oh I'll just do whatever, I'll just bend over 0.98
03:36:42.220 and I'll be like, you are definitely dead. 0.99
03:36:45.680 They're gonna 1.00
03:36:46.280 get you.
03:36:48.100 Those are the animals that lag behind
03:36:50.280 to go, if I'm just really nice to them they'll be
03:36:51.980 nope, they'll eat you first actually is what happens.
03:36:58.480 You can only give
03:37:00.000 all they want is more power and you can only give
03:37:02.280 power to be there's only so much power in the power pie
03:37:05.160 before i go i'm gonna type with the power pies i want to make sure i miss any of these
03:37:16.240 chance he says rape knife kill bomb jew rope well i mean we got to get that cc printer going
03:37:23.740 patent thank you for the subscription sir jitterroot thank you very much man
03:37:32.280 I forgot what I was gonna say again. Something bomb. What was I gonna say?
03:37:39.140 I hate when I do that.
03:37:41.080 That's the downside, see?
03:37:43.000 It's harder for me to hold multiple thoughts in my head at once.
03:37:45.820 One of them I just make really funny, and the other one's like,
03:37:47.520 I'll remember this in a second, and then I don't. 0.99
03:37:49.720 And then it vanishes, and then I'm sitting here looking like an idiot. 1.00
03:37:52.580 Is this really what you do, or you're embarrassing? 1.00
03:37:54.720 I know, but I live in Canada, you know what I mean?
03:37:58.120 Have you been here?
03:38:00.020 It's crazy.
03:38:03.240 it's like uh it's like tattooing in star wars maybe it's like the people are sad and just
03:38:10.200 you know hopefully i die soon like that's kind of their best hope at this point like i hope i
03:38:14.760 i hope it's not too terrible in the way i
03:38:21.400 i just love it i love the scene those right karen are you okay memes no no are you
03:38:32.280 I don't know if you've noticed, you have some serious problems.
03:38:34.880 Like, everything is going very badly everywhere.
03:38:36.820 Like, I don't know.
03:38:38.400 You better not talk about it or we'll get you.
03:38:40.180 I wish I could remember what I was going to say.
03:38:41.420 What, what, I had some kind of, it was a, what ball?
03:38:44.940 I can't remember now.
03:38:45.900 Oh, the pie, the power pie.
03:38:47.240 Thank you. 1.00
03:38:48.100 Fucking Pat nerdy. 0.99
03:38:49.240 Sorry. 0.99
03:38:50.160 See, he's just grifting for that dollar.
03:38:52.820 No, it was not the dollar, but there's the power pie.
03:38:55.660 Thank you, guys.
03:38:56.200 I appreciate it.
03:38:56.760 I got to wrap this up and go over here.
03:38:59.840 There's only so much of the power pie.
03:39:02.280 to make, like, for life.
03:39:08.160 And sometimes it has to be realigned
03:39:10.400 and, like, more here and less there,
03:39:12.940 like, just to balance it out,
03:39:14.080 because it's, everybody's not the same.
03:39:16.600 Everybody has a different reason, purpose.
03:39:18.400 We're all different.
03:39:19.320 We're all have different,
03:39:20.560 we're not light bulbs.
03:39:26.540 But it's a responsibility.
03:39:28.900 It's a duty.
03:39:29.620 It's a heaviness.
03:39:30.280 You grin and bear it because you must.
03:39:33.180 It's not for you to wield like a superpower to hurt people because you feel small.
03:39:39.960 Those people cannot have more and more and more of the pie because it's less and less for you.
03:39:46.220 There's only so much power to do anything, to make decisions, to think, to build, to create, to destroy, to make any important decision, like all of it.
03:39:58.200 Now it's getting to the point of what you think and dream about
03:40:02.480 better be on point or else.
03:40:05.900 How much...
03:40:07.400 You hear the drums?
03:40:11.560 You know, this cannot...
03:40:13.060 Everybody knows. 1.00
03:40:28.200 So roll, roll, you bastard, you never can tell 1.00
03:40:34.200 Over water like bass, above a briny howl 1.00
03:40:39.980 So roll, roll, holler, come give her all you can
03:40:45.200 O'er the sea, she will best us, we'll never see the land 0.99
03:40:58.200 So fucking be it then. 0.97
03:41:28.200 Thank you very much, guys. 0.97
03:41:38.120 I appreciate it.
03:41:38.740 I got to go to bed.
03:41:44.020 They don't win by forcing you to do anything.
03:41:46.440 They win by making you become who they want you to become.
03:41:51.400 And you fight it and them and everything by being who you should be.
03:41:58.200 There's too many of us, and we've got nothing to lose.
03:42:14.500 We'll probably figure something out.
03:42:20.380 Thank you for the support.
03:42:21.360 I appreciate it.
03:42:22.400 Take care of each other.
03:42:23.540 And be like the Joker.
03:42:26.620 he laughs because he has to not because he wants to and the show must go on you never want to
03:42:34.580 disappoint a good crowd
03:42:35.820 see you at the party
03:42:56.620 Well, I'll tell you what happened.
03:43:10.540 We tried to invade Canada, actually, is what we tried to do,
03:43:14.220 but it was like kicking a hornet's nest.
03:43:18.060 It turns out everybody in that country is very, very short-fused.
03:43:21.720 It's all a lie. It's a big lie.
03:43:24.660 Oh, they're so polite. They're so nice.
03:43:26.620 Not at all.
03:43:28.160 Very short views.
03:43:29.280 Very unpleasant.
03:43:31.660 It just was like everybody just needed a reason.
03:43:34.440 And after that was big, big.
03:43:36.460 It's like Mad Max.
03:43:37.680 You don't want to go there.
03:43:39.600 Netflix, they tried to send a documentary there.
03:43:41.780 They never came back.
03:43:43.420 We don't know where they are.
03:43:45.060 Netflix doesn't know where Netflix is.
03:43:48.380 They texted it.
03:43:49.460 They said, you owe us $10 billion bajillion, Netflix.
03:43:53.760 It's the online streaming app.
03:43:55.440 You owe us a bajillion dollars.
03:43:56.680 We don't know where their employees went.
03:43:58.220 They started kidnapping people, actually.
03:44:07.840 Do you know what I learned?
03:44:08.880 I learned.
03:44:09.340 I almost learned.
03:44:10.000 I got away just in time.
03:44:11.240 I got a black-eyed helicopter, and I flew away.
03:44:14.060 Just me.
03:44:14.800 Everybody else very bravely, very wisely sacrificed themselves for me.
03:44:19.120 But you know what I learned?
03:44:19.980 I learned. 1.00
03:44:20.560 I learned in Canada what a brairie fuck is. 1.00
03:44:23.940 I didn't have ever heard of this. 0.99
03:44:25.000 I've never heard of this before, but it's when you're in the prairies
03:44:27.720 and then you get surrounded by pickup trucks with men 0.99
03:44:31.060 with semi-automatic weapons and you're fucked. 1.00
03:44:33.800 You've got nowhere to go. 1.00
03:44:35.080 There's nothing at all to hide behind.
03:44:37.560 Thank God for the helicopter.
03:44:41.780 I needed to get rid of that SEAL team anyway.
03:44:43.960 They did some things for me.
03:44:47.900 They knew a lot of things, though.
03:44:49.560 The things they knew, they couldn't.
03:44:51.000 It was not good.
03:44:51.860 We could not have that happen.
03:44:52.920 Dr. Jeffrey.
03:44:55.000 I figured what it would have done to Jeffrey if they said anything would have been so bad.