Raging Dissident Podcast - HOUSE ARREST 23 - Uncle Hack

00:00:00.000 Something came out of the background there.

00:00:11.400 There we go.

00:00:15.460 We're back to everything's good to go.

00:00:19.280 One of the greatest bands and the greatest songs of all time.

00:00:23.860 Every stripper's go-to. 0.81

00:00:27.660 What's going on, man?

00:00:28.740 You're not too much, dude.

00:00:30.940 How are you? 0.99

00:00:31.680 Ah, you know, just living the fucking dream. 1.00

00:00:36.360 Being an asshole. 1.00

00:00:37.980 We're alive on a lot of things, yeah. 1.00

00:00:41.180 Okay.

00:00:41.880 Why can't I see you?

00:00:43.540 Oh, is it on the...

00:00:45.140 Let's see.

00:00:45.820 Oh, yeah, that is weird.

00:00:46.700 Not sure why.

00:00:48.780 That's a good question.

00:00:51.780 That's a good question.

00:00:52.880 It's fine on my end.

00:00:53.940 It's just, yeah, the Zoom call, for some reason, didn't want to pick up the...

00:00:56.740 Yeah, it's just showing you the wrong screen.

00:01:02.260 Come on, Mousy. 1.00

00:01:04.060 Job video?

00:01:04.800 No, I don't want to.

00:01:06.740 Self-view?

00:01:07.440 I don't...

00:01:08.320 Do I?

00:01:09.620 Does anybody know how Zoom...

00:01:10.880 I don't know.

00:01:13.240 I guess we'll have to pretend.

00:01:14.600 I don't know.

00:01:15.040 Because it's...

00:01:15.700 Yeah, it's showing you the splash screen that I started with.

00:01:19.380 Yes.

00:01:19.740 But we're definitely, you know, good on this end.

00:01:22.500 Yeehaw, Terry Babernick.

00:01:23.640 Okay.

00:01:24.100 That's fun for you.

00:01:25.220 Who needs to work anyway?

00:01:26.600 Carrot, SK.

00:01:27.220 You do have to work.

00:01:27.940 Everybody needs to go to work.

00:01:29.780 Unless you're, you know, unserved money.

00:01:31.600 Just, you know, stay home.

00:01:32.620 Collect to serve money, boys.

00:01:33.800 Everything's going to be just dandy.

00:01:35.400 Who needs to work anyways when Justin's got the money for you?

00:01:42.360 It's simple economics.

00:01:43.780 You just print more.

00:01:46.420 Yeah.

00:01:47.240 Obviously.

00:01:47.720 Everybody knows that.

00:01:49.760 When you need more, you just go get...

00:01:51.720 That's how credit cards work.

00:01:53.180 You know what I mean?

00:01:54.580 Exactly.

00:01:55.340 The limit is how much you're allowed to spend each month.

00:01:57.380 And then in the next month, it's like, okay, $20,000 more.

00:02:00.680 Whatever.

00:02:01.660 I mean...

00:02:02.100 Just like Ricky on Trailer Park Boys, just throw them in the lake.

00:02:06.160 They're gone.

00:02:06.660 It disappears.

00:02:07.720 Yeah.

00:02:07.940 We're being responsible.

00:02:08.960 We're imposing limits.

00:02:09.840 And then, you know, when you don't want it anymore, you just get rid of it.

00:02:11.600 Everything's fine.

00:02:12.680 It works.

00:02:16.220 Oh, man.

00:02:16.920 So, how's everything been going on your end?

00:02:19.140 I guess if anybody don't know, Uncle Hack, do you go by...

00:02:21.740 Is that your name now?

00:02:22.720 Or do you go by Brendan anymore?

00:02:25.640 I...

00:02:26.160 You know what, man?

00:02:26.940 I feel like more people know me.

00:02:29.260 No one knows my real name.

00:02:31.060 So, it's just...

00:02:31.820 I feel the same way.

00:02:33.660 Right?

00:02:33.940 I say my name sometimes.

00:02:35.100 But they're like, hey, Rage.

00:02:36.000 I'm like, that's not my...

00:02:36.820 Whatever.

00:02:37.200 We'll just...

00:02:37.540 It's fine.

00:02:38.640 I guess.

00:02:39.420 It just makes it easier.

00:02:40.900 Yeah.

00:02:41.420 Are you still...

00:02:42.160 Making an alias is kind of nice, too.

00:02:43.980 Yeah.

00:02:44.300 That's...

00:02:44.740 Yeah, right.

00:02:45.260 Because, you know, maybe.

00:02:46.020 Yeah.

00:02:46.280 We could maybe muddle up some legal documents.

00:02:48.340 Give the state a little more time to, you know, press charges or something.

00:02:50.640 They've got to do also known as and all this other...

00:02:52.660 It's extra paperwork.

00:02:53.540 It costs them more money.

00:02:55.820 Dangercats.com.

00:02:57.020 Is that your website?

00:02:58.700 Dangercats.tv.

00:02:59.780 Uncle Hack.

00:03:00.280 Edmonton-based comedian and all around, I don't know, piss tank?

00:03:03.940 Those are your words, not mine.

00:03:08.680 Not much anymore, man.

00:03:10.180 I've been off the sauce now for quite some time.

00:03:12.520 And no more blow.

00:03:15.560 I'm off the blow now for about two years.

00:03:18.540 That's probably good.

00:03:19.100 That's a big mark.

00:03:20.360 Probably a good decision.

00:03:21.480 Yeah.

00:03:22.320 Yeah.

00:03:22.680 Oh, God.

00:03:23.720 Yeah.

00:03:24.140 No.

00:03:24.520 I was getting a little out of hand there for a while.

00:03:27.120 It was a...

00:03:27.900 It tends to do that.

00:03:29.520 It wasn't good.

00:03:29.700 It tends to do that to people.

00:03:32.480 Is it fun?

00:03:34.200 Yes.

00:03:34.640 Well, yeah.

00:03:35.380 Is it a good idea?

00:03:37.320 Not really.

00:03:38.500 No.

00:03:42.360 Not entirely.

00:03:44.080 Some of the worst decisions were made while on cocaine.

00:03:48.540 Yeah. 0.99

00:03:48.760 And I can't understand, like, how some of these business CEOs and shit like that operate at 0.97

00:03:54.000 the pace they do. 0.97

00:03:54.640 But then they also have, like, a degree backing them.

00:03:57.120 I am just a pipeline.

00:03:58.760 Yeah.

00:04:00.340 I've got nothing to fall back on here.

00:04:02.040 If I fuck this up, it's over for me. 0.53

00:04:03.700 Like, you know, I gotta get my...

00:04:05.100 Yeah.

00:04:05.240 I can't just, like, dip into the hedge fund and, you know, bail myself out and get new

00:04:09.660 interns that I didn't sexually assault or something.

00:04:11.600 Not saying that that's what you've done.

00:04:12.960 But these CEOs, like, these Wall Street guys, like, yeah, I have no idea.

00:04:18.200 I have no idea.

00:04:18.760 The pace that some of these people are.

00:04:19.860 Could you, like, I've done a shitload of hard drugs or anything crazy like that.

00:04:23.080 But I definitely drink and do, you know, I've, I'm 35.

00:04:25.780 I was in the infantry.

00:04:26.620 I've, there's some stories.

00:04:27.800 Um, I, I, for, you ever sit there and go, just imagine just being Robert Downey Jr.

00:04:34.800 for three days in the 90s.

00:04:37.280 You know?

00:04:38.860 Yeah.

00:04:39.260 How?

00:04:39.760 How?

00:04:41.320 Nicolas Cage or Charlie Sheen, you know?

00:04:45.280 Motley Crue.

00:04:46.220 How did they, like, how?

00:04:47.740 How does that work?

00:04:49.820 You know what I mean?

00:04:50.380 It almost, you need it to work, you know?

00:04:53.360 Yeah.

00:04:53.520 Like, how do you show up to a show and play that good?

00:04:56.720 Maybe it's bad.

00:04:57.560 I don't know.

00:04:58.340 You're always going off. 0.99

00:04:59.660 Everybody's fucked up in the audience. 0.99

00:05:01.160 It's like, the show is awesome. 1.00

00:05:02.780 They don't, they could have been horrible.

00:05:04.580 Yeah.

00:05:04.980 It could honestly, they sounded like Vince Neil now.

00:05:10.400 Have you heard that guy now?

00:05:11.580 Yes.

00:05:11.920 It's funny.

00:05:12.340 I was just looking on your website and I forgot about it. 0.99

00:05:14.020 Cause he does suck now. 0.99

00:05:14.940 And it look, this is a, he walked off a show. 1.00

00:05:16.900 My fucking voice is shot. 1.00

00:05:18.400 He looks like shit. 1.00

00:05:19.540 Dude, they should have stopped. 1.00

00:05:20.600 They've retired like five times now.

00:05:22.580 They keep doing it.

00:05:23.280 Like that's it.

00:05:23.800 This is the last show ever.

00:05:24.800 And then they come back and Vince put on another 20 pounds.

00:05:27.000 And you're like, please stop.

00:05:27.820 It's like, you're killing, you're killing the memories.

00:05:31.860 Yeah.

00:05:32.420 Like it's over.

00:05:33.640 Yeah.

00:05:33.840 Tom, Tommy Lee's all responsible.

00:05:36.000 You know, it's like, this isn't, you know, come on.

00:05:37.800 This is not, this isn't what I signed up.

00:05:39.740 I know. 0.86

00:05:40.580 It's so shitty to see your heroes act the way they do now. 1.00

00:05:44.300 Like he's just drunk as fuck. 1.00

00:05:45.860 His kids beat him up. 1.00

00:05:47.660 And he's like, yeah.

00:05:50.200 His son beat him up in his own house.

00:05:52.940 And this is like three or four years ago.

00:05:55.900 This is Vince Neil.

00:05:56.900 Like Brandon Lee.

00:05:58.300 No, this is Tommy Lee.

00:05:59.340 Oh God.

00:06:00.260 Yeah. 1.00

00:06:00.540 His kid beat the shit out. 0.97

00:06:03.840 So, you know, it's like, and then they're like, sorry. 0.98

00:06:09.040 I was just thinking like, imagine when he was at like his peak, he's like 27 years old

00:06:14.240 on top of the world, super famous, super millionaire, whatever. 0.85

00:06:17.820 He's probably laying in bed somewhere with like three prostitutes or something. 0.98

00:06:20.800 Right now free. 1.00

00:06:21.600 They would have just climbed in there and he'd be like, I'm the fucking best. 0.98

00:06:25.080 I'm the baddest guy in the world. 0.99

00:06:26.420 Fast forward.

00:06:27.160 Like he has no idea. 0.99

00:06:28.120 It's like, Tommy, in 40 years, you're going to get the shit kicked out of you by your own 1.00

00:06:31.260 son in your own house. 0.99

00:06:32.920 And you're going to lose your glasses and you're not going to know where they are.

00:06:35.860 And you're going to be, you know, and you're like, ah, you broke my glasses, you little 1.00

00:06:38.780 piece of shit. 1.00

00:06:39.440 Fuck you, dad. 1.00

00:06:40.260 You fucking loser. 1.00

00:06:41.260 Pushes him down the stairs. 1.00

00:06:42.240 Ah, my back.

00:06:43.200 Like, that's going to be you, Tommy.

00:06:44.880 You're not going to see this coming at all. 0.99

00:06:46.540 It just sucks watching these guys on Twitter, just being like, ah, Trump's the devil. 1.00

00:06:55.780 It's like, you guys fucking like free-based heroin, man. 1.00

00:06:59.360 Like, what? 1.00

00:07:01.700 You guys are way cooler than this guy.

00:07:03.600 And you're sitting there like, you're getting all uppity.

00:07:05.600 Like, you guys were badass.

00:07:07.420 Everybody wanted to be you. 1.00

00:07:08.860 And now you guys look like fucking losers. 1.00

00:07:11.780 Exactly. 1.00

00:07:12.640 It's so crazy.

00:07:13.440 Like, that's what made you popular.

00:07:14.460 I mean, you guys were rebels and, you know, like, Metallica was like that.

00:07:18.560 Like, they're all, and now they're all, I mean, Metallica hasn't gotten too political,

00:07:20.940 but I mean, I know what you're saying.

00:07:22.000 A lot of these bands, a lot of these people are like, oh, you know, I just want to take

00:07:25.200 a minute to say that, you know, we're living in a really divided world right now. 0.99

00:07:28.920 Like, shut the fuck up. 1.00

00:07:29.980 I want the guy that came out and, like, sculled a beer and then called somebody a faggot in 1.00

00:07:34.200 the crowd. 1.00

00:07:36.320 Yeah. 0.61

00:07:37.420 Toxic, toxic masculinity.

00:07:39.260 Like, rage against the machine.

00:07:40.120 Yeah.

00:07:40.360 Now it's rage for the machine. 0.99

00:07:41.620 I mean, it's so pathetic to see, man. 0.51

00:07:44.620 Like, and like all the new music coming up, like, I can't really get, there's like a few 0.98

00:07:49.480 rappers I don't mind, but that's about where I draw the line and it just sucks. 0.99

00:07:54.540 Like this generation coming up sucks so much. 1.00

00:07:58.520 Yeah, it really does. 0.99

00:07:59.700 And there's nothing good.

00:08:00.460 Like, that's why, like, I'm still playing all the old music a lot of times.

00:08:03.500 It's like, well, everything's basically started to suck after like 2002.

00:08:06.340 I was just laughing the other night.

00:08:07.860 I played a song that had Jacoby, whatever the hell's guy's name is, the Papa Roach guy

00:08:12.320 in it. 1.00

00:08:12.660 Still's got the same hair from the fucking, from the fucking, cut my life into pieces. 1.00

00:08:18.180 This is my only haircut. 1.00

00:08:20.440 Like, dude, it was 20 fucking years ago. 0.98

00:08:21.980 The Warped Tour was 20 years ago, man. 0.98

00:08:24.520 What are you doing?

00:08:25.360 Give it up.

00:08:26.420 Yeah.

00:08:27.760 Yeah, they're still all right.

00:08:28.900 Nobody's wearing like the black earrings, plug earrings no more.

00:08:32.940 Yeah, the goth thing.

00:08:33.840 Remember that?

00:08:35.840 They thought it would last forever.

00:08:38.180 I'm a goth, man.

00:08:40.020 Oh, no.

00:08:41.480 Good Lord.

00:08:42.300 No, it's so funny, guys.

00:08:43.740 Now that we're talking about this, I came across like Crazy Town's Instagram and the guy

00:08:48.400 still looks the same.

00:08:49.840 That's hilarious.

00:08:51.180 I remember them.

00:08:52.640 Crazy Town.

00:08:53.500 All those old like 2002 bands, like rock bands, like they were so hardcore then, but

00:08:58.520 it was like pop punk. 0.92

00:08:59.580 But even pop punk was still more hardcore than the shit that's happening now. 0.97

00:09:04.100 Yeah. 0.93

00:09:04.360 Like, you know, like, like back in the day, like in the, like at our time, we're probably

00:09:09.120 close to the same age.

00:09:10.000 I'm 35.

00:09:11.660 You're five years older than me.

00:09:13.360 Oh, God. 1.00

00:09:13.960 I'm an ancient fuck. 1.00

00:09:14.780 I'm grandpa fucking. 1.00

00:09:16.260 If you're uncle, I'm, you know, it all goes by fast. 1.00

00:09:19.240 The last five years felt like 30.

00:09:20.500 Something happens once you hit 30 and then it's like every, every, every month of normal 0.97

00:09:26.540 aging is like, let's just turn that up about 2000 fucking percent now. 0.87

00:09:30.500 Like the other day, like my leg just hurts and I have no idea why there's nothing wrong 0.95

00:09:35.420 with it.

00:09:35.980 I can still run.

00:09:36.820 I'm still doing squats at the gym and everything, but I'm like, it's still for weeks now.

00:09:40.400 I'm like, it just hurts now.

00:09:41.760 Like, it's just old.

00:09:42.960 That's just what happened.

00:09:43.680 All this gray happened in like month in like a year.

00:09:46.400 It just was like, wham.

00:09:47.980 Now you're old.

00:09:48.500 So, you know, it's, uh, yeah, it's, I feel like though, like coming into like my thirties

00:09:54.300 dude, but like my twenties were out of control.

00:09:56.800 I was like, you know, I, I did, I covered all the bases that I needed to cover and I

00:10:01.200 got everything out of my system. 0.99

00:10:02.900 I fought pro MMA and then went and started this shit show and then did the fucking, got 1.00

00:10:09.320 the drugs and the drink, the drinking all out of my system. 0.99

00:10:12.640 And now like now having that backstory and everything, like getting into comedy and having all that

00:10:18.140 like kind of life experience almost makes it easier.

00:10:22.060 And I shouldn't say easier.

00:10:23.360 It makes it more fun.

00:10:24.300 And then you're able to like, I don't know, you're a little more emotionally intelligent. 1.00

00:10:28.360 You're able to look back on yourself and be like, you're a fucking idiot. 1.00

00:10:32.220 A hundred percent. 1.00

00:10:32.920 Yeah.

00:10:33.160 You have to.

00:10:34.360 And that's the funny thing.

00:10:35.400 Like a lot of the really intellect, like mature people that I respect a lot. 1.00

00:10:39.740 And I'm like, yeah, they, they were fucking, they did some of the dumbest shit ever, you 1.00

00:10:44.200 know, like you have to be a kind of a maniac to learn how to not be one. 1.00

00:10:48.420 And then these people criticize, Oh, I can't believe that.

00:10:50.780 Oh, okay.

00:10:51.500 Calm down, Susan. 0.99

00:10:52.420 The wildest thing you ever did was change the fucking bedroom, uh, you know, paint colors 1.00

00:10:55.980 or something. 1.00

00:10:56.560 I'm good.

00:10:57.060 I'm doing it this and you'll see them do it.

00:10:58.980 I'm getting new drapes this weekend.

00:11:00.620 I'm so excited.

00:11:01.360 Like what?

00:11:04.060 I woke up in the back of somebody's pickup last night.

00:11:06.820 I don't even know who you, yeah, yeah, man.

00:11:09.900 Like it's funny.

00:11:10.620 And those people are the ones that scared of my life ending like that.

00:11:13.440 Oh, I'm talking over you.

00:11:14.700 Sorry.

00:11:15.140 Oh, it's okay, man. 0.99

00:11:15.940 No, I just, uh, you know, people that don't live at all and they think they know shit. 0.98

00:11:19.500 It's like, well, you didn't live. 0.97

00:11:20.500 So how do you know anything?

00:11:21.320 And they, and they're the ones in charge of everything, you know, the opposite, you know, 1.00

00:11:25.020 just don't, just don't put 25 year old men in charge of any, no, fuck no, man. 1.00

00:11:30.960 Like, unless it's like, I look at my grandpa, my grandpa is like the, he's the fucking 1.00

00:11:35.960 king, man. 0.99

00:11:36.820 Like he's the best.

00:11:38.020 Yeah.

00:11:38.520 And like, he lived his life.

00:11:40.180 Like, man, he was revving at nine grand all the time.

00:11:43.400 And it wasn't just like drinking drugs and all that. 1.00

00:11:45.660 He's always involved in like some fucking kind of fucked up orgy, loved hookers. 0.99

00:11:49.900 Like he tells me these stories. 0.99

00:11:51.800 He's the funniest guy I've ever fucking met, but he just like, he did it because he wanted 0.99

00:11:56.280 to do all this shit. 0.99

00:11:57.580 And he just like, every time I would always be over there, he'd be like, you gotta live 1.00

00:12:01.160 life, man.

00:12:01.780 You got it.

00:12:02.220 He'd like, yeah, grab me and like, remember when in Billy Madison, he's like, don't ever

00:12:06.920 say that again. 0.71

00:12:08.100 I can't wait till I go to high school.

00:12:09.800 Yeah.

00:12:10.600 Don't be normal.

00:12:12.900 Yeah.

00:12:13.660 I was, I was just talking about this last night.

00:12:15.500 Like, and I think that's a big part of the problem now, especially with, uh, you know,

00:12:19.480 everybody, not just dudes, but a lot, but a lot of people like everybody's afraid to do

00:12:23.260 anything. 0.96

00:12:23.500 Well, especially now safety is like the most important thing on anybody's mind all the fucking 0.98

00:12:28.020 time. 0.97

00:12:28.280 So much so that no one will even say what they think they won't fucking do what they 0.91

00:12:31.640 want to do. 0.88

00:12:32.040 They won't leave. 0.58

00:12:32.360 It's like, I'm like, you know, you could be dead tomorrow.

00:12:34.080 Right.

00:12:34.740 Like, think about that actually happening.

00:12:36.840 Like, not like in an abstract way.

00:12:38.620 Like, Oh, I could imagine. 0.98

00:12:39.480 Like I've almost died a couple of times and it was fucking scary. 0.80

00:12:41.980 I remember that once that ever happened to you, you can, you can like, remember that 0.96

00:12:45.600 feeling.

00:12:46.280 It's like, you know, you know, you can think back.

00:12:48.660 It's like, remember the first hand job you ever got?

00:12:50.300 You're like, yeah.

00:12:50.760 Yeah.

00:12:51.200 Right. 0.99

00:12:51.440 You know, remember that time you were like, I'm about to fucking die. 1.00

00:12:54.520 And you're like, Ooh, that sucks. 1.00

00:12:56.140 That's a shitty feeling. 1.00

00:12:57.020 And then all of a sudden you're like, I got shit to do. 0.98

00:12:58.760 I got to do stuff, man, because it's going to be over. 0.98

00:13:01.360 And these people are sleepwalking through their lives. 0.99

00:13:02.980 And then they're just going to check the fuck out. 1.00

00:13:05.180 And you're like, that sucks. 1.00

00:13:06.420 That's a shame. 0.95

00:13:07.540 What did Debra's greatest accomplishment was when she painted the bedroom teal color. 0.99

00:13:12.360 She'd always dreamed.

00:13:13.720 And she, you know, she was so happy about it, but I wanted to ask you about that, you

00:13:17.260 know, because we were saying, you know, back in the, like in the old, I was like, I got

00:13:21.240 sidetracked.

00:13:21.960 Limp Bizkit is like hardcore compared to today.

00:13:24.480 Back then they were like, ah, you know, they're kind of like a pop rock kind of guy.

00:13:29.560 Yeah. 0.96

00:13:29.780 They weren't like, no one was like, dude, fucking Limp Bizkit. 0.68

00:13:32.700 And you're like, okay, buddy, put the skateboard down. 0.87

00:13:35.180 You know, they're not, but these days it's like, well, I don't know.

00:13:38.140 They would be banned. 0.94

00:13:39.000 You know, like Fred Durst is too fucking extreme. 0.96

00:13:42.000 But yeah, you said you got into, you started MMA. 0.89

00:13:44.100 Um, I, I, I always wanted to, you know, do, I did a little bit like amateur stuff, but I

00:13:49.540 didn't do any, like just mostly training and through the military, these kinds of things.

00:13:52.240 Cause I mean, we weren't allowed to do like boxing, kickboxing and Muay Thai a little

00:13:57.060 bit. 1.00

00:13:57.400 You did like the most manly shit. 1.00

00:14:00.780 Well, I didn't get to fight though. 1.00

00:14:02.740 You fought in a fucking war. 1.00

00:14:03.600 Yeah, but we had guns. 1.00

00:14:06.260 You were in a gunfight.

00:14:06.940 And yeah, that's, that's like, take my, I got locked into a cage with a ref and being 1.00

00:14:13.320 like, okay, if this gets a little out of hand, I'm going to stop this. 1.00

00:14:17.640 You fucking shot at people. 1.00

00:14:21.540 I tried. 1.00

00:14:22.260 That shot back at you.

00:14:23.180 That's like, that's like the ultimate battle. 0.99

00:14:27.440 It's fucking scary. 0.99

00:14:28.420 It's pretty insane. 0.99

00:14:29.420 And that's a feeling where it's like, it's, it's not, oh man, it's not like paintball where

00:14:33.240 you're like, dude, I could, it could be like every minute, like maybe it gets better because

00:14:38.200 I haven't been in a fuckload of gunfights.

00:14:39.920 I'm not like, like later next week, there's a guy I might be getting coming on an old JTF 0.98

00:14:43.240 guy who's fucking a legend. 0.69

00:14:44.760 And I would love to ask him about this stuff. 0.98

00:14:46.820 But like, I don't know if it gets that much easier where it's just kind of routine.

00:14:50.200 I think it does.

00:14:50.920 I think a lot of the vet, like the old, the guys have done like so much.

00:14:53.380 They're just like, I didn't even bother me.

00:14:54.960 I don't even care.

00:14:55.740 Or it never goes away.

00:14:56.860 But like every, the first time I was like every second in the back of my head is like, you could just

00:15:01.400 turn and then done.

00:15:03.240 That's it.

00:15:04.420 You don't even see it coming.

00:15:05.620 You're just lights out.

00:15:06.680 Everything goes black. 1.00

00:15:07.400 And I'm like, this is fuck your heart rate. 1.00

00:15:08.700 It's like 200, man. 1.00

00:15:09.460 It's insane. 1.00

00:15:10.780 But yes, but I, but no, I love fucking that. 1.00

00:15:13.480 That's people need to do more of this shit. 1.00

00:15:14.880 I mean, men should fight. 0.99

00:15:16.440 They should not because I don't know if they should be forced to, but you should have to

00:15:20.680 embrace that part of your, how can you be a full, you know, their full potential, especially

00:15:25.780 as a man, if you've, you don't even explore that part of yourself that everybody has, it's

00:15:29.580 in there and they just hide from it or don't know.

00:15:31.980 I don't, I don't like to be violent.

00:15:33.580 I don't, well, I'm not, don't go out and attack people in the street, but it's like the hunter

00:15:36.940 killer survival part of that. 0.95

00:15:38.580 We all fucking need to have to live. 0.98

00:15:40.420 And that's been like sucked out of society somehow. 0.99

00:15:42.860 Well, that's, you know, but beaten out by media.

00:15:45.160 Yeah. 1.00

00:15:45.440 Fucking toxic masculinity. 1.00

00:15:46.940 Like they've basically all just been thrown the fuck away. 1.00

00:15:49.080 Somehow Dana white is just going strong. 1.00

00:15:50.980 People are snapping their fucking legs in half and he's like, whatever show goes on. 0.99

00:15:54.920 He's fucking wild over there, but it's a, I don't know. 0.99

00:15:57.620 I think it's important. 0.99

00:15:58.440 Gangster.

00:15:59.200 Yeah.

00:15:59.740 Yeah.

00:16:00.440 He is. 0.99

00:16:00.980 I love how he just like, doesn't marry into all this like political shit. 0.99

00:16:04.920 And they're like, are you going to celebrate pride month? 0.99

00:16:06.960 He's like, I'm not.

00:16:08.380 You want to put colors under your shorts?

00:16:10.360 Go ahead. 1.00

00:16:10.720 I don't give a fuck. 1.00

00:16:11.500 Yeah. 1.00

00:16:12.460 Yeah.

00:16:13.020 Well, I think, I think it's important. 0.99

00:16:14.100 We don't do this fucking. 0.99

00:16:15.120 Yeah. 1.00

00:16:15.400 Like he's just like, listen, we're a fucking fight organization. 0.99

00:16:18.460 We show up to fight. 1.00

00:16:19.440 I don't give a fuck. 1.00

00:16:20.120 What, whatever message you want to do. 0.99

00:16:21.380 If you, Hey, sell tickets. 0.99

00:16:22.460 I don't give a shit. 0.99

00:16:23.180 That's what I want. 1.00

00:16:23.760 I want to ask this in the seats or attention on our shit. 1.00

00:16:27.120 I don't care what you fucking do. 0.99

00:16:28.940 So how, how did you get into MMA? 0.99

00:16:30.400 Cause you seem like a hockey guy.

00:16:31.600 I feel like, like you obviously you're a big hockey fan.

00:16:33.560 I was wondering, like, I surprised you didn't, uh, or maybe was it one of those things

00:16:37.000 where you're like, listen, if you're not going to be Gretzky by the time you're 13, just 0.99

00:16:39.640 fucking pack it in. 0.99

00:16:40.560 Cause it's so goddamn competitive in Canada. 0.99

00:16:42.520 And then you just be like, I'll just, I'll just go. 0.97

00:16:44.680 I'll try cage fighting.

00:16:46.400 How did you get into that?

00:16:47.560 Yeah.

00:16:48.040 It was like, I just like, I obviously was a fan of the UFC.

00:16:52.460 I remember my buddy showing it to me when we were like 14. 0.99

00:16:55.060 He's like, have you heard of this shit? 0.99

00:16:56.520 And then we started watching it and that would became our thing. 1.00

00:16:58.840 And I just like became a fan instantly. 0.98

00:17:01.340 And obviously hockey, I was more of a shit disturber. 0.98

00:17:04.540 I wasn't that tough. 0.99

00:17:05.600 I could get beat up.

00:17:06.700 I couldn't take a hit.

00:17:08.080 You were Sean Avery.

00:17:09.880 Yeah, essentially.

00:17:11.260 And like, I would fight if I had to, like, it was my last resort.

00:17:14.900 And then I just like really got more and more into MMA.

00:17:18.140 And then like my last year of hockey, I was like, ah, I'm not going to go anywhere.

00:17:21.440 I don't want to play juniors.

00:17:22.500 I'm kind of done with this.

00:17:24.420 And, uh, junior B, there was a junior B team that just started.

00:17:28.880 And I was like, I don't even want to bother with that.

00:17:31.160 I moved to Lethbridge and I knew there was an MMA gym up the, up the street from where I was

00:17:36.160 living.

00:17:36.440 So I was just like, I'm going to go there and check it out.

00:17:38.780 And I went in there with full potential of being like, I'm going to be a fighter.

00:17:42.220 And then I went in, I trained for a week and I was like, I'm not doing that.

00:17:45.940 And I was like, yeah, it was hard.

00:17:49.180 And like, I just like, I liked it so much.

00:17:51.820 And I just kept going and going and going.

00:17:53.500 And after about a year, my coach Lee mean, just like looked and he was like, Hey, uh,

00:17:57.960 what's your weight?

00:17:58.700 And I'm like, I don't know, 165 pounds.

00:18:00.720 And he's like, okay, you can make a lightweight.

00:18:02.960 We're going to put you in an amateur fight out in Saskatoon.

00:18:05.440 And I was like, Oh, uh, okay.

00:18:08.020 Uh, uh, sure.

00:18:09.660 And he's like, yeah, why not test your skills?

00:18:11.860 And so luckily that one fell through.

00:18:14.660 And then I got on the local card, uh, rumble in the cage in Lethbridge, Alberta.

00:18:18.860 And then that was my first amateur fight.

00:18:21.040 And then the next one, uh, was in Tabor, Alberta.

00:18:24.240 And I went pro, uh, after one amateur fight and then, uh, did it for about three more years.

00:18:30.180 Wow.

00:18:30.680 The gloves and then came back in 2016, I believe, and took two more fights.

00:18:35.680 And then that was it.

00:18:36.600 Really?

00:18:37.000 That's crazy.

00:18:37.660 I didn't know you did that much.

00:18:38.560 I thought you only fought like a couple of times.

00:18:40.160 That's wild.

00:18:40.740 I didn't know that.

00:18:41.220 Great.

00:18:41.540 That's crazy.

00:18:42.060 I think a total of 10 times, 10 times, 10 professional fights or professional and amateur

00:18:48.120 and people are like, Oh, well, whatever, like 10, dude, getting in these fight, like you 0.99

00:18:51.980 can get fucked up. 0.99

00:18:53.080 Like any fight you go into, it's like you take a fucking shot the wrong way or you get 1.00

00:18:56.500 kicked in the fucking head. 1.00

00:18:57.480 It's like, your life is different now. 1.00

00:18:59.280 So, you know what I mean?

00:19:00.560 Yeah.

00:19:00.900 You got problems now.

00:19:02.240 I had a, it's not of a straw.

00:19:03.560 Dude.

00:19:03.980 I had a storybook. 0.99

00:19:05.140 It was the storybook ending to fucking put a bow on it. 0.99

00:19:09.020 I came back. 0.99

00:19:09.840 I got choked out in like under a minute.

00:19:11.820 So I was pissed. 0.94

00:19:13.060 And then, uh, I started, I just like, I fucking trained really hard for my next one. 0.93

00:19:17.900 And then my next fight after that was a head kick knockout. 0.90

00:19:21.020 It was just like out.

00:19:22.460 And then I just, all right, we're out.

00:19:24.420 And then I just said, okay, that's enough.

00:19:26.320 Like you, you got my body up really bad.

00:19:29.580 No, I knocked him out with a head kick.

00:19:32.220 Yeah.

00:19:32.360 I think I saw that on your Instagram.

00:19:34.940 I think there was a, I don't know if it was a picture or a video, but yeah, it looked

00:19:37.780 good and clean right to the, there's a short blurb.

00:19:40.820 That's you getting knocked out.

00:19:41.940 Yeah.

00:19:42.100 That was this one.

00:19:43.800 You're like, the time I got slept, I was like, Ooh, that's nasty.

00:19:47.740 There was, there is, it is on here somewhere.

00:19:49.160 Uh, at uncle is an uncle hack 69.

00:19:51.720 I think on, uh, uh, Instagram.

00:19:54.000 Yeah.

00:19:54.400 There's a dude, you guys got to follow this guy. 0.90

00:19:56.100 It's fucking hilarious. 1.00

00:19:56.820 There's the fuck. 1.00

00:19:57.440 I always get a crack at it. 1.00

00:19:58.720 Every time you upload anything, I'm like, this is bare minimum is going to get me go.

00:20:01.900 Yeah.

00:20:02.620 You know, minimum.

00:20:04.160 It's always, it's always fake rigging. 1.00

00:20:06.440 Like there's so much shit. 0.99

00:20:07.660 I love the Western Canada culture angle of the, of the whole thing. 0.99

00:20:10.680 And the, it's just the, the piss tank 3000.

00:20:12.980 I'm going to play that later.

00:20:13.800 That's hilarious.

00:20:14.940 Um, you've kept, you've kept the mullet though.

00:20:17.500 I see it.

00:20:17.940 You're just going to keep that.

00:20:19.560 Uh, no, it's more so.

00:20:20.780 I'm just balding.

00:20:23.520 It distracts from the top.

00:20:25.240 I'm in the same boat.

00:20:26.200 I think mine's starting to thin out. 1.00

00:20:27.440 I'm like, ah, shit, man. 0.99

00:20:28.620 I don't know. 0.99

00:20:29.140 I like where this is going.

00:20:30.200 It's over.

00:20:31.440 I don't know if I can.

00:20:35.420 It's over.

00:20:37.300 I've accepted my face.

00:20:38.480 It's over.

00:20:39.580 I don't know if I could put, oh yeah.

00:20:42.760 Hats, I guess I'll be a hat guy soon.

00:20:45.100 You know?

00:20:45.920 Oh, I'm going to hold out of this.

00:20:47.860 Once it goes.

00:20:49.260 Yeah.

00:20:49.780 Brother.

00:20:51.420 Oh, wow.

00:20:52.200 Yeah.

00:20:52.560 Like I'm, I'm married into the, like,

00:20:56.200 I'm, I'm going, you know, I, I look the way I look.

00:20:59.900 I know how I look. 0.94

00:21:00.940 I fucking, it's just, it's, it's all a joke now from here on out. 0.98

00:21:04.940 I've made it. 0.99

00:21:05.860 My twenties were fun.

00:21:06.900 I had a riot.

00:21:08.000 Uh, you know, uh, anything for a laugh now till I hit the grave.

00:21:13.040 Pretty much.

00:21:13.760 I mean, my model. 0.99

00:21:14.760 I mean, I'm, I'm obviously very political and I, but I mean, I care about this shit and 1.00

00:21:18.180 it pisses me off. 0.99

00:21:18.900 And, but I mean, I started, I just wanted to have, I just wanted to make people laugh

00:21:22.000 man and have fun.

00:21:23.440 And you know what I mean?

00:21:24.100 Like it's, it's fun.

00:21:25.160 I mean, you're a comedian.

00:21:25.980 I wanted to be a comedian.

00:21:26.840 Like that was kind of where I was going and what I wanted to do.

00:21:29.880 And everybody always, my whole life, I don't know if it was like that for you.

00:21:32.160 It was like, dude, you should have been a comedian. 0.94

00:21:33.600 I'm like, I don't know how many fucking times people had to tell me this before. 0.96

00:21:36.040 I was like, all right, fine. 0.95

00:21:36.740 Maybe I should try entertaining people for something to do, but I enjoy, I like it.

00:21:40.740 It makes me feel good to see when people laugh and have a, you know, they feel better and

00:21:44.160 they're like, Oh, you know, it was great.

00:21:45.340 That makes me feel good. 0.99

00:21:46.180 You know, it's a fucking, it's a win-win. 0.99

00:21:47.860 It's a great fucking gig. 1.00

00:21:49.020 It's a great thing to be. 1.00

00:21:50.260 It's not like a fucking shark tank, fucking hedge fund banker where you're just ruining 1.00

00:21:55.080 lives and fucking sucking up people's savings. 1.00

00:21:58.260 Like, please, mister, I can't afford it. 1.00

00:22:00.100 Shut up, bitch. 1.00

00:22:00.880 And pay the bank. 1.00

00:22:01.820 You know what I mean? 0.96

00:22:02.300 Like of all the things to be, I'm pretty like, Oh, I'm a clown. 0.91

00:22:05.280 Yeah. 0.87

00:22:05.380 There's way worse things to be.

00:22:06.480 Trust me.

00:22:08.160 A hundred percent.

00:22:09.260 Yeah.

00:22:09.480 This all started by like accident.

00:22:11.560 I've like, I used to send video, I'd make dumb videos and like send them to group chats 0.99

00:22:15.940 and shit like that and stupid snap chats. 0.97

00:22:18.020 And then, uh, one, I don't know. 1.00

00:22:21.160 I, I, I would put things on like my Facebook profile of me being a jackass and shit like 0.99

00:22:26.080 that. 0.98

00:22:26.380 And it made me laugh because other people, you'd get a reaction out of people.

00:22:30.120 And I thought it was funny.

00:22:31.300 It was, I love seeing, yeah, you know?

00:22:32.900 Yeah. 1.00

00:22:33.320 I love seeing people react to the shit. 1.00

00:22:35.100 You know what I mean? 1.00

00:22:35.400 And that's the funnest part is to see other people be like, this is hilarious, you know,

00:22:39.200 or ridiculous or like, that's the fun part, you know?

00:22:42.060 Yeah.

00:22:42.540 And now I get to do everything I've ever wanted to do.

00:22:45.060 I've always wanted to do like my own clothing line and like things I think are cool, I guess.

00:22:51.000 And then, uh, I tried at three other clothing lines.

00:22:54.920 I failed at them. 0.99

00:22:55.940 They all fucking tanked. 1.00

00:22:57.260 And it's like, uh, the video shit. 1.00

00:23:00.900 When we were younger, we always did like the skateboarding films and like the jackass type 0.99

00:23:04.920 content and like never put it anywhere.

00:23:06.840 We just kind of did it for us to film and show our buddies. 1.00

00:23:09.820 And then later down the line, once I hit like 25, 26, I started just doing stupid shit on 1.00

00:23:15.680 like Instagram and Facebook and making these videos, like the oil patch shit. 0.99

00:23:19.920 And it just, I don't know, it took off. 0.98

00:23:22.640 And now I'm here.

00:23:24.020 Now I get to do like, it took that amount of time to get me to do standup. 0.99

00:23:28.840 I've always wanted to do standup and I was just a pussy about it. 1.00

00:23:32.840 Never knew how to go about it. 0.99

00:23:34.280 And then once I got into this and built like all this shit, it was almost better that I 0.96

00:23:38.860 went the other way, like started with the online content and then went to standup because 0.97

00:23:44.220 now I have like an audience.

00:23:46.080 It makes me have to stay sharp.

00:23:47.980 And now with standup and all that, uh, I like the fact that like my back's against the

00:23:53.140 wall a little bit. 0.95

00:23:53.960 Like, I don't want to show up to these shows and be fucked up and, and, you know, like before 0.96

00:23:58.280 when we go on the road, I was always the one having the best time. 0.98

00:24:01.560 I was always like the drunkest one in the bar and like doing rips in the bathroom with

00:24:05.580 people.

00:24:06.260 Yeah. 0.99

00:24:06.740 And it wasn't, you know, like you kind of look at that and be like, this guy's a fucking 1.00

00:24:11.180 idiot. 1.00

00:24:12.000 This guy's an animal or, or that, you know, like, Oh God, like how does, I don't know 1.00

00:24:16.460 how you're walking right now. 0.99

00:24:18.180 Like, man, we used to fuck my 20, like in the early days in the infantry, man, it was like 0.96

00:24:23.360 we would, I, and I still, at the time it was normal to me. 0.97

00:24:26.600 It wasn't a big deal.

00:24:27.680 It was like, yeah, Oh, everybody's doing the, you know, it wasn't a big deal that I

00:24:31.460 was drunk almost every day for years, like years of my life.

00:24:36.460 I was drunk for most of it.

00:24:38.660 Like we would show up to work.

00:24:40.000 PT starts at like 6am, 6, 630. 0.99

00:24:42.400 You're out there getting yelled at and fucking go faster. 1.00

00:24:45.020 You fuck, you know, running up some hill and guys are throwing up. 1.00

00:24:47.760 Cause we stopped drinking at four o'clock. 1.00

00:24:50.700 Like I basically didn't sleep for a week.

00:24:52.440 Like we'd sleep a couple hours in the morning, maybe.

00:24:54.240 And then you'd be like halfway through the day. 1.00

00:24:56.120 Like guys are passed out on rucksacks and the QM, like, you know, they're all fucked 0.91

00:25:00.200 up or hiding, like passed out. 0.74

00:25:01.980 And then you'd get, and then you'd go out, you get off work at five, six, and then we'd

00:25:05.040 go downtown, get supper.

00:25:06.180 And way we go again, you know?

00:25:07.840 And then I'd go home for the weekend.

00:25:10.220 It's Friday.

00:25:10.960 You get Friday off.

00:25:11.600 All right. 0.99

00:25:11.820 Well, I'm going back home to Nova Scotia to fucking party down there. 0.99

00:25:15.660 And I did that for years. 0.99

00:25:16.720 And it was, you know, like, that's crazy.

00:25:19.720 That's insane.

00:25:20.700 I probably partied $30,000 away at least, you know? 1.00

00:25:24.520 And I was living in the shacks and the barracks and I didn't have to pay for shit. 0.99

00:25:27.740 I had nothing to pay. 0.99

00:25:28.760 My house was free.

00:25:29.700 The army fed me for free.

00:25:30.980 I had nothing. 0.99

00:25:31.560 I had this SS Impala that I bought fucking brand new for like $40,000. 0.98

00:25:35.960 I was driving like a knucklehead, $165,000 everywhere. 0.99

00:25:39.260 Woo! 0.99

00:25:39.860 You know, just full retard all the time. 1.00

00:25:41.900 And it's like, that's guys in their 20s. 0.61

00:25:44.080 And that's why they shouldn't be in charge of anything.

00:25:48.020 Yeah, absolutely, man.

00:25:50.620 Absolutely.

00:25:52.560 Yeah, it's crazy.

00:25:54.240 Like, well, if you didn't go through that, you wouldn't be here today.

00:25:57.700 Now you get it.

00:25:58.500 Like, you should.

00:25:59.480 I don't know, man. 0.99

00:26:00.460 I think what you're doing is fucking rad as shit. 0.99

00:26:02.560 It's very unique. 0.99

00:26:03.400 I mean, I fucking tune in as much as I possibly can. 0.87

00:26:06.940 I see you in there sometimes. 0.97

00:26:08.540 You know, like, yeah, man. 0.89

00:26:10.680 It's fucking hilarious. 1.00

00:26:12.000 Like, your shit is so funny. 1.00

00:26:13.760 Like, what you're going on is almost like an Opie and Anthony, but more your style. 1.00

00:26:19.240 Or like, you know, like those old shows that were really fucking good.

00:26:22.860 Because this kind of content, people are starving for. 0.83

00:26:26.480 Yeah.

00:26:27.160 And as it grows and gets bigger and bigger.

00:26:29.480 Yeah.

00:26:29.680 I think that's, like, what's helped with the, oh, sorry.

00:26:33.620 No, go ahead. 0.99

00:26:34.200 I was just going to say, I think people like authenticity and they like real shit, which 0.99

00:26:37.060 doesn't exist anymore. 1.00

00:26:38.180 It's all mass-produced Hollywood, you know, garbage. 1.00

00:26:41.560 And the shit that's on TV is because it's allowed to be on TV because it fits in this 1.00

00:26:44.460 tiny fucking box of what's allowable, which isn't real. 1.00

00:26:47.940 And no one's like, ugh, you know? 1.00

00:26:49.600 And so I was like, I'm just going to fuck it. 1.00

00:26:51.580 I'm just going to do whatever I want. 1.00

00:26:52.920 Pathetic. 1.00

00:26:53.500 Yeah. 1.00

00:26:54.500 Yeah.

00:26:54.740 And you, yourself, you know yourself better than anybody, right? 0.99

00:27:00.400 So, like, for you just to go and be yourself and entertain people, that's like a fucking 0.99

00:27:04.200 gift, man. 0.99

00:27:05.100 So, it's sick that, you know, people are getting the opportunity to do that.

00:27:09.840 Yeah, it is. 0.54

00:27:10.720 I'm like, I've, every day, I'm like, I can't fucking believe this is what I do now.

00:27:14.240 Like, this is crazy to me. 1.00

00:27:16.600 It's like, what do you do for, like, oh, well, I sit in my house and I act like an asshole 0.99

00:27:22.440 on the internet, that's, yeah, it's pretty cool, actually. 0.98

00:27:27.100 It's awesome. 0.99

00:27:27.420 I get to talk to thousands of fucking people, man. 0.99

00:27:29.620 There's this whole big community now. 0.99

00:27:30.940 It's hilarious. 0.99

00:27:32.180 I'm like, that's, this definitely beats working this fucking job that I hate. 0.97

00:27:36.280 I wanted to ask you about this, too, because, you know, I was in the military a long time 0.98

00:27:39.500 and I was just enamored with it since I was a kid.

00:27:41.860 I always loved it and I was just obsessed with it.

00:27:43.440 Once I understood that, like, being in the infantry was a thing, I was, like, obsessed with

00:27:48.600 that.

00:27:48.740 I was like, nothing else matters.

00:27:50.040 It's like, that's all I need to do.

00:27:51.360 So, like, from, like, 13, 12, basically.

00:27:54.700 And then I got in at, like, 16, 17.

00:27:56.600 And then, but at the end, towards the end of it, it was like, I, what I really wanted

00:28:03.640 was I'm trying to turn myself into a different version.

00:28:06.300 I didn't like who I was.

00:28:08.020 I was, like, weak and soft.

00:28:09.680 And I knew these things about myself, right?

00:28:11.320 I was like, I'm not, you know, I have an idea in my head of who I want to be and this 0.94

00:28:14.280 isn't fucking it. 0.68

00:28:15.600 This is a way to get there, maybe. 0.99

00:28:17.400 And I got so obsessed with the idea of, like, I need to be a fucking special forces commando. 0.97

00:28:23.760 That's all that I want to do, you know?

00:28:25.480 And it was, like, a friend of mine, a guy, a roommate I had once who, in one of these special

00:28:29.940 forces units, was like, maybe you just like the idea of this more than, because I didn't

00:28:35.120 like this. 1.00

00:28:35.840 Who the fuck? 1.00

00:28:36.780 Some of these guys literally love it. 1.00

00:28:38.200 They love it. 0.98

00:28:39.060 They're out in the fucking pouring rain in November and nobody's eating in two days. 0.99

00:28:42.640 They're just looking at him. 1.00

00:28:43.300 He's like, this sucks so bad. 1.00

00:28:44.400 And I love shit. 1.00

00:28:45.240 They're just animals. 1.00

00:28:46.220 They're fucking killing machines. 1.00

00:28:47.320 These guys are like, man, you're a psycho. 1.00

00:28:48.740 I never really fully fit it. 0.99

00:28:50.320 You know what I mean?

00:28:50.680 I was like, I just wanted to do it so bad. 0.67

00:28:52.680 And I was so fucking stubborn that I couldn't be like, I don't think I like this.

00:28:56.280 I mean, I don't. 0.97

00:28:57.200 And this was 14 years of my life.

00:28:58.740 So it's like, I don't think this is what I'm supposed to do.

00:29:01.820 Like, I'm pretty good at it.

00:29:02.980 I'm not bad, but I'm not like, I'm not stopping any trucks, you know, like, whoa, look at that

00:29:08.340 guy. 0.98

00:29:08.680 That's never going to be me in this fucking world, you know? 0.98

00:29:10.640 And, um, I was just so upset and then I was like, maybe I should do something else, you 0.98

00:29:14.480 know?

00:29:14.700 And, uh, it's, I, I much more comfortable at home to it.

00:29:17.400 Like, this doesn't feel like anything to me.

00:29:18.740 This is very easy to me because this is just, this is what I do.

00:29:21.920 This is what I am. 1.00

00:29:22.780 You know, I'm a fucking clown. 1.00

00:29:23.880 So yeah, I know. 1.00

00:29:25.160 I don't know.

00:29:25.480 I appreciate that.

00:29:26.040 I like what you're doing too.

00:29:26.760 I love the standup comedy stuff. 0.93

00:29:27.920 It's fucking hilarious. 0.92

00:29:28.980 I wanted to ask it. 0.86

00:29:29.680 So did that ever happen to you?

00:29:30.740 Like with the MMA, like, was it, was it a moment where you were like, you know, cause you said

00:29:35.380 you wanted to do it right.

00:29:36.240 Is there must've been a point where you were like, this is, I'm going to be a fighter. 0.98

00:29:38.760 How was that difficult to be like, fuck, you know, maybe I'm not doing this anymore.

00:29:44.720 I never went into the gym with the idea of like, I'm going to be the UFC's lightweight 0.98

00:29:48.760 champion.

00:29:49.480 I just always wanted to do it.

00:29:50.980 I just wanted it under my belt.

00:29:52.480 And like, that was it.

00:29:53.620 I didn't want to be in a regional champ.

00:29:56.360 I had an opportunity to fight for a title.

00:29:58.560 And I, I was like, no man, like, because if I get that strap, uh, you know, the off chance

00:30:04.500 that I do win and like the guy that they were setting up with me, it would have murked me. 0.96

00:30:10.040 He was, he's really fucking good.

00:30:12.120 Like a serious guy who does want to, he does want to be UFC champion. 0.85

00:30:15.740 Yeah.

00:30:15.980 That's another thing.

00:30:16.740 It would have been a barn burner. 0.98

00:30:19.200 It would have been two guys standing in the middle and fucking throw until one of us 0.98

00:30:23.420 fell because this guy was a standup guy. 0.98

00:30:25.760 I was a standup guy.

00:30:26.860 It would have been a full on war.

00:30:28.520 And like, there's the puncher's chance in my court.

00:30:31.980 Yeah, man.

00:30:32.520 And like said, I was like, look, man, like I'm, I'm not doing this because the reason

00:30:37.600 I came back, back to fight again, it's because I lost a bet.

00:30:41.620 I would, I went back training.

00:30:42.980 Cause I really liked the training of it.

00:30:44.840 And then there was a kid in the gym and he bet me if he went three, uh, fights undefeated

00:30:50.040 that I have to come out of retirement and take a fight.

00:30:52.720 And he did that.

00:30:53.880 So then I came out, I fought, I lost in under a minute and I was pissed. 0.63

00:30:57.320 I'm like, there's no way I'm fucking leaving on that.

00:31:00.220 And then I trained even harder for the next one. 0.93

00:31:03.460 And then I was helping my buddy train for his pro debut and I corkscrewed my knee.

00:31:08.900 So then it was like, I was out for like four or five months and like, it was awful.

00:31:14.440 I could barely walk. 0.98

00:31:15.500 And in the, in the midst of that happening, this danger cat shit was popping off and I 0.98

00:31:20.120 was doing the videos and all that. 0.98

00:31:21.360 And so I seen a different path.

00:31:23.540 So I always looked at MMA as like something I've always wanted to do. 0.96

00:31:27.600 I just wanted to fucking feel that. 0.99

00:31:29.820 What did I, what the fuck are those guys doing? 0.99

00:31:32.360 I wanted to do that too. 0.98

00:31:33.260 Yeah.

00:31:33.460 I wanted, I just, I still, I don't know.

00:31:35.080 I'm getting old now.

00:31:36.340 This was like five or six years ago.

00:31:37.560 Right.

00:31:37.720 When I got out of the army, I was, I started going back to boxing and stuff and I was like,

00:31:40.360 I want to do just one like real fight, you know, like one professional fight, like a real 0.92

00:31:44.940 fight, not like an amateur, like, Oh, like I want to go fucking, you know, bang away with 0.77

00:31:48.720 some guy just to, just to do it once, you know, just to have that experience and know 0.95

00:31:52.260 what that's like.

00:31:53.140 And I didn't do it that.

00:31:54.220 I mean, I don't know.

00:31:55.180 I've done other things. 0.99

00:31:55.940 And I've, I've done similar, like they made us fight each other in the fucking military. 0.97

00:31:59.780 It was, um, you know, uh, in some of these units, they're like, yeah, you two kill each 0.98

00:32:04.460 other.

00:32:04.720 You're like, what?

00:32:05.920 It just, it's way bigger than me.

00:32:08.140 And they're like, too bad.

00:32:08.840 It's war. 1.00

00:32:09.440 You know, it happens, you know, like, fuck me, man. 1.00

00:32:12.100 Yeah. 1.00

00:32:12.400 Um, but, uh, yeah, you know, it was the fun part about a gym in Lethbridge is like, there

00:32:18.380 was like, it was just animals in there.

00:32:21.640 So it was just like, it was a group of guys all the way from like featherweights to heavyweights.

00:32:26.480 And there was no, like you, if you were a lightweight, you sparred the heavy.

00:32:30.100 So there was no duck in anybody. 1.00

00:32:31.780 Like it, it made you a, like a fucking tough motherfucker in there. 1.00

00:32:36.460 Yeah. 1.00

00:32:36.900 Fuck. 1.00

00:32:37.320 Yeah. 1.00

00:32:37.460 I've, it physically and all that, like I can take a fucking beating in like, but man, I 1.00

00:32:43.940 would fuck myself over mentally. 0.99

00:32:45.920 If I could got over the sports psychology of it, I think I could have done something, 0.99

00:32:50.220 but I was always like in my head and, uh, I, I just couldn't like at the moment I thought

00:32:56.380 I was going to lose.

00:32:57.260 If I put that thought in my head, I was done.

00:32:59.540 Yeah.

00:32:59.720 And those were the fights.

00:33:00.520 Like, again, I, I'd get choked out and like, that's the only part I had a difficult time

00:33:05.160 overcoming.

00:33:05.920 Yeah.

00:33:06.320 That's the mental aspect of it.

00:33:08.980 That is definitely a thing.

00:33:10.380 Oh, this thing keeps moving around.

00:33:12.180 I was talking about that the other day too.

00:33:13.300 Like the mental aspect of this is like, if you believe you're going to lose, you are going

00:33:16.280 to lose.

00:33:16.760 If you believe you can't win, you literally can't.

00:33:18.560 You already lost.

00:33:19.500 If you think you can win, you might, that's the best you're going to get. 1.00

00:33:22.480 You know, you're not ever going to get fucking, uh, uh, any guaranteed shit. 0.99

00:33:26.500 You know what I mean? 0.99

00:33:26.860 Life is fucking pretty wild. 0.93

00:33:27.980 And it's like, well, so, you know, a lot of these people, a lot of people are struggling 0.98

00:33:30.680 with everything that's fucking going on now. 0.96

00:33:31.940 And it's like, if you don't, if you don't think that it, you can come out of this and, 0.98

00:33:36.420 and, you know, win at whatever it is, whatever your goal is, if it's just to fucking survive, 0.77

00:33:40.600 if it's to not go bankrupt, if it's to move out of the fucking country, I don't know what 0.97

00:33:44.140 it is. 0.99

00:33:44.380 But if you don't believe that you can do it, you're not fucking going anywhere. 0.61

00:33:47.400 Um, you have to believe that you can't, you're, you're going to get it done. 0.85

00:33:50.580 And then you're, you will, you'll act accordingly.

00:33:52.920 Like everything starts and ends basically in your head. 1.00

00:33:55.060 And if you don't, if that's not under control, you're fucked, man. 1.00

00:33:57.580 If you don't have that mental thing. 0.99

00:33:59.620 But, um, I wanted to ask, so that, so you weren't down to Texas.

00:34:02.100 So we were talking about that. 0.96

00:34:03.120 You had a, you had a nice fucking good time down there. 0.84

00:34:05.760 How much different is it there or similar? 0.97

00:34:08.120 Is it there?

00:34:09.480 Um, you know, and, and comedy wise, like, uh, I don't know how much, how hard it is.

00:34:13.800 I mean, I thought about doing that recently too, last couple of years, once this started

00:34:16.560 taking off, I was like, well, now I've got a little bit of something to work with.

00:34:18.680 So I won't be going in with nothing, you know, cold, you know, whatever. 0.96

00:34:22.460 Nobody has any fucking idea who I am. 0.63

00:34:24.080 You know, I could probably get some people to show up or something. 0.98

00:34:26.460 Right.

00:34:27.160 But I'm like, how, I mean, Canada is so hostile to like anything.

00:34:30.920 I was like, I could probably go to like red deer, but, uh, most of the country is like 0.98

00:34:36.300 off limits, you know, they come at your fucking, but then again, I don't know how bad it is 0.98

00:34:40.380 out there. 0.99

00:34:40.720 My buddy, Greg Wycliffe is a comedian in Toronto and he's like, actually, you know, there's pockets

00:34:43.860 of people everywhere that are, that are into this kind of stuff.

00:34:45.960 But how, how much different was it down there and, uh, you know, what, what do they, how

00:34:49.840 do, what do they think about Canada?

00:34:51.060 Actually, I'm more interested in.

00:34:55.380 Uh, they definitely know what's going on up here.

00:34:58.240 I, I didn't expect them to really know what's happening up here, but a lot of Texans knew

00:35:03.280 that like we were under lockdown still. 1.00

00:35:05.660 They knew like going through and they're like, that is fucking pathetic. 1.00

00:35:09.920 You guys are fucking pathetic up there. 1.00

00:35:12.420 It's just like, basically I got called a fag to my face and be like, you're personally 1.00

00:35:18.920 responsible somehow. 0.98

00:35:20.500 Yeah.

00:35:20.960 I'm like, what do you mean, dude?

00:35:22.300 I'm down here.

00:35:23.260 I can, I'm not up there.

00:35:25.280 I'm down here. 1.00

00:35:26.280 Why the fuck? 1.00

00:35:26.860 Like, fuck that place. 1.00

00:35:28.020 I'm, I'm here. 1.00

00:35:28.960 I'm here to do comedy. 0.96

00:35:30.360 And they're like, yeah, but they're like, yeah, it seems like it's a fucking complete 1.00

00:35:34.800 shit show. 1.00

00:35:35.260 And I was like, it is, it's, it's, we're just in Alberta opening up and they're like, 0.99

00:35:41.020 what? 1.00

00:35:41.840 Like, they couldn't wrap their head around that, uh, people are just allowing this shit 1.00

00:35:46.720 to happen. 1.00

00:35:47.460 Yeah.

00:35:47.860 I mean, and I've been saying that forever.

00:35:49.620 Like, it's like the Florida has been open for over a year now, like well over a year.

00:35:53.780 And it's like, if this was, I mean, how are they not all dead guys?

00:35:56.660 Obviously somebody is very wrong here.

00:35:58.640 Either there's only two versions of reality.

00:36:00.780 They can't both be correct.

00:36:01.760 And I'm pretty sure I know which one it is, um, because there's like 40, 50, 60 million

00:36:06.440 people.

00:36:06.680 I think I added it up, Texas, Florida, Georgia, North, South Dakota, Montana, all these places

00:36:10.860 like, yeah, no restrictions.

00:36:11.700 No.

00:36:12.420 And it's like, that's double the size of Canada. 0.99

00:36:14.300 Shouldn't it be like a fucking natural disaster by now? 0.95

00:36:17.180 Shouldn't there be, you know, no, it didn't, it didn't happen. 0.98

00:36:19.940 It didn't happen.

00:36:20.640 There's a lot of Texas, quite a few people from Texas have watched this too.

00:36:23.680 I think they're just Texas.

00:36:25.240 And I think this just hasn't come.

00:36:26.820 That's what the whole, the flag, the whole diagonal meme is it's like Alaska down to

00:36:31.800 basically Texas and Florida.

00:36:33.040 Like that's the stripe.

00:36:34.180 That diagonal line is where all the sanity resides in North America.

00:36:37.200 For some reason it was right down through Northern BC, Alberta, Saskatchewan, Montana,

00:36:41.540 South Dakota, Utah, you know, Alabama, Texas, or, you know, Oklahoma.

00:36:44.840 And then all the, it's like, why is that?

00:36:47.160 It's weird.

00:36:48.060 It's like people, if they live too close to water, they go crazy or something.

00:36:53.100 Maybe.

00:36:53.660 Yeah.

00:36:54.100 And the cities in Texas, like isn't Austin and Dallas, I think there might be a little

00:36:58.040 too close to the Gulf of Mexico.

00:36:59.280 That might be the problem.

00:37:02.380 You know what, man?

00:37:03.360 Like the people in Austin were really rad.

00:37:05.940 Like they were super cool.

00:37:07.360 I, everybody I ran into anyways, but like, I don't know.

00:37:12.500 I fucking fell in love with that place.

00:37:14.180 Like the first 48 hours I was there, like the people were cool. 0.98

00:37:18.240 There's live venues, man. 0.96

00:37:19.500 The food is fucking unreal. 0.99

00:37:21.400 But the comedy shows, dude, I was being so fucking racist, sexist. 0.99

00:37:27.320 I just went for it. 0.99

00:37:28.780 I left nothing on the fucking table. 0.99

00:37:31.260 I just took everything. 1.00

00:37:32.560 I'm going to say what is in my fucking head. 1.00

00:37:35.080 I went and I shat on fucking Americans. 1.00

00:37:38.000 I was like, I like the one show I just went up and I'm like, listen, I just had to listen 1.00

00:37:42.720 to seven comedians fucking make fun of Canada. 1.00

00:37:44.840 I'm going to shit on America for 10 fucking minutes. 1.00

00:37:48.540 This is going to be Columbine for words. 1.00

00:37:51.300 We're done.

00:37:52.200 And I just went in on it.

00:37:53.840 And like, they were howling.

00:37:55.360 They were busting their gut.

00:37:56.540 There was nothing that I could possibly say that could offend people down there.

00:38:00.320 Meanwhile, up here, if I said like even a portion of what I said, man, I'd be kicked

00:38:04.800 out of clubs. 0.99

00:38:05.500 I'd be fucking probably charged like Mike Ward for fuck's sakes. 1.00

00:38:09.060 Yeah. 1.00

00:38:09.400 You might get arrested.

00:38:10.040 I hate it so much.

00:38:11.640 Yeah.

00:38:12.440 Yeah.

00:38:12.820 That's this.

00:38:13.560 That's it's insane. 0.99

00:38:14.840 It's fucking insane. 1.00

00:38:16.180 And that was the, that was the, I mean, I had a big fuck. 1.00

00:38:18.160 I was not freaking out, but I'm like, I'm yelling for a reason because I'm trying to 0.99

00:38:21.820 get people to fucking pay attention. 0.94

00:38:23.100 Like the government's trying to be like, Hey, we think we should control all that you 0.99

00:38:27.800 see in here all the time.

00:38:28.840 What do you think about that?

00:38:30.600 And everyone's like, Oh, cool.

00:38:31.880 Whatever.

00:38:32.120 I'm like, no, not, no, no, no, no, no.

00:38:34.680 What man? 0.98

00:38:35.520 Oh, are you fucking kidding me? 0.99

00:38:37.240 These people, these SJW people, they want to control it. 0.99

00:38:40.040 They want to control all the things. 1.00

00:38:41.460 Are you fucking out of your mind? 1.00

00:38:43.100 And, uh, you know, people are just like, whatever, bro, the fucking hub, the fucking 1.00

00:38:46.220 heads is on the playoffs, the heads is playing the lightning fuck. 1.00

00:38:49.300 You know, like that doesn't matter right now. 1.00

00:38:52.160 You know, like there's, there's seriously scary shit going on, man. 0.98

00:38:55.160 It would, it would be great if you at least acknowledged it or paid attention, you know, 0.99

00:38:58.560 but they don't, uh, yeah.

00:39:00.160 And it's, you know, that's why I love America, but like, and that attitude, um, it's an American

00:39:04.760 attitude.

00:39:05.120 That's what it, you know, uh, we're grownups, you know, it's just words, you know, um, big

00:39:10.400 deal.

00:39:10.720 You know, we're just making jokes or we're saying whatever.

00:39:12.780 It's not, uh, we're not out here.

00:39:14.260 They've turned it into like, you know, if you have the wrong attitude or you're toxic masculinity, 0.98

00:39:18.640 whatever it is, like, you might as well be stabbing people in the neck. 0.91

00:39:21.240 Like it's that dangerous. 0.64

00:39:22.300 They think it's like literally, uh, in like, obviously, like, I guess with it, when I first 0.99

00:39:29.080 started with this content shit, I came out and I was shitting on Trudeau and doing all 0.96

00:39:32.360 that, then like the political stuff, like, I don't follow it as tightly as like you would 0.99

00:39:38.060 like, I, you could name off a list of people and I'd be like, I don't even know who the 0.99

00:39:42.620 fuck that is. 0.98

00:39:43.380 And I'll be honest with it. 1.00

00:39:44.680 And then like, yeah, like, uh, I'd wish I didn't know who they were.

00:39:48.880 Oh man.

00:39:49.620 Well, we need people like you and like, you do it in an entertaining way where like, if

00:39:54.540 I do it, it's, it's, it's not authentic.

00:39:57.280 Like you would like, you're, you're well-versed in it and for me to bitch and whine about it 1.00

00:40:01.860 is it would be pathetic and you'd be able to see right through it, which is why, like, 0.92

00:40:06.340 I kind of got away from it, you know, I think it works because like societal problems is

00:40:10.800 what I like going after is freedom of speech is, is it very important to, especially for

00:40:16.080 now, like, uh, what we've been doing in the past five years, uh, revolves around freedom

00:40:21.420 of speech and being able to use like a comedic fashion to get your point across. 0.74

00:40:25.520 And there's nothing fucking wrong with it. 0.87

00:40:27.720 Nope. 0.94

00:40:28.940 Not, you know, and it's hate speech.

00:40:31.160 It's hate online harm was the name of the bill, you know?

00:40:34.080 And I think I try, I try to, and you know, you're doing the same thing, like the social

00:40:37.440 issues and stuff.

00:40:37.980 I mean, you stick to what, you know, I'm not going to get out here and, you know, scream

00:40:41.300 about like, so the free speech thing, like the gun stuff that they're doing, uh, you know

00:40:46.340 what I mean?

00:40:46.620 Like these kinds of stuff, or if it's something that pertains to the military or what's being 0.88

00:40:49.620 done with that or the troops or the fucking PTSD, whatever it is like, I know, but this 0.99

00:40:52.760 is my fucking backyard. 0.99

00:40:53.620 I can go, I can things that I really care about and get me really fired up. 0.99

00:40:57.040 Like I'm really fucking pissed about this or like the, um, the fucking shooting there in 0.99

00:41:00.980 Nova Scotia. 0.99

00:41:01.560 That was a big video too.

00:41:02.360 But like, that's literally my home.

00:41:03.600 Like it was like right next door to where I'm like grew up.

00:41:06.280 You know what I mean?

00:41:06.840 So I was like, and they, oh yeah, I was like, that's right.

00:41:08.840 Like my parents could have been on the highway that day easily. 0.99

00:41:10.920 And this guy could have fucking smoked them. 1.00

00:41:12.440 Like, and I was just like, what in the living fuck is going on over there? 1.00

00:41:15.400 Because I have questions. 0.99

00:41:16.320 You're not answering any of them.

00:41:17.640 Like as a per, as a concern said, like, what about this? 0.98

00:41:20.260 And they're like, shut up.

00:41:21.280 So like, no, that's not, I don't like that. 0.99

00:41:23.440 That's not a good fucking answer. 0.97

00:41:24.960 So that sucks, you know, but I'm not going to get the same kind of, you know, about something 0.99

00:41:30.000 that like in France or something, like I mentioned it and I talk about it, but I'm not going to 0.78

00:41:33.500 go on a big, try and make a big rant to get clicks and views.

00:41:35.780 Cause it's not real.

00:41:36.540 Like I don't care that much. 0.95

00:41:38.260 It has to be where I'm like, I'm really fucking pissed.

00:41:40.740 Like I'm really upset about this, you know, then it, then it works.

00:41:43.900 Otherwise it's a, if you're not, if you don't know what you're talking about, or if you don't

00:41:46.280 have any kind of connection to it, you can't really fake that.

00:41:48.940 Like we were saying like authenticity is important.

00:41:50.900 So I think it probably translates in comedy too. 0.99

00:41:53.540 You can't really make jokes about shit. 0.99

00:41:54.720 You don't know anything about it. 0.99

00:41:56.280 And it has to be kind of true.

00:41:57.380 And that's, that's why I was talking to Wycliffe about this.

00:42:00.740 Authoritarians hate comedians. 0.99

00:42:01.960 There's no fucking comedians in the Soviet union or in communist China or North Korea 0.99

00:42:06.840 or Cuba or anything like that, because for jokes to be funny, they have to be true. 0.97

00:42:11.460 And if you can't tell the truth, you, you know, to some extent, there has to be something

00:42:15.600 in there that makes people connect to it.

00:42:17.320 But if it's just nonsense, it's not funny. 0.96

00:42:19.320 You know, it's just a shitty adult swim commercial that is like, why is this at show? 0.99

00:42:23.460 It's terrible. 0.91

00:42:27.320 You ever see some of those?

00:42:29.900 I'm like, God, what is this?

00:42:31.380 I'm like, this is terrible, man.

00:42:34.100 Right.

00:42:34.640 Oh, man. 1.00

00:42:35.560 There's so much garbage. 0.99

00:42:36.660 You get pumped out. 1.00

00:42:37.380 Like you watch CTV or CBC or fucking even just for laughs, man. 0.98

00:42:41.580 And I think I'm probably going to shoot myself in the foot by saying, but my intentions with 0.99

00:42:46.080 comedy aren't to get on those fucking watered down shitty shows talking about peanuts on airplanes. 1.00

00:42:52.120 You know what I mean? 0.99

00:42:52.640 Like I want to go out and I want to do my own thing.

00:42:56.100 I mean, obviously he's a master and he's, you know, very good at what he does, but I've never 0.89

00:43:00.560 once wanted to be fucking Jerry Seinfeld. 0.96

00:43:02.880 Okay. 0.99

00:43:03.440 You know, no, the guys are fucking obsessed with money, loves himself and just does really 0.98

00:43:07.980 safe. 0.98

00:43:09.060 What's the deal?

00:43:10.060 Everybody's eating so many cookies.

00:43:11.700 Like, oh, that's great.

00:43:12.800 Cherry.

00:43:13.160 That's really, um, what's the deal with me?

00:43:15.620 Like, what's the deal?

00:43:19.140 Like, yeah, that's really going to make you think, you know, like it's funny, but I mean,

00:43:22.820 I, I don't know.

00:43:23.560 It's just, uh, I don't, I liked, uh, the guys I really looked up to was like Bill Hicks,

00:43:28.900 George Carlin.

00:43:29.860 Yeah.

00:43:30.080 You know, like Bill Burr, the Bill Burr, the, the Philadelphia takedown incident.

00:43:34.320 Have you ever heard of this?

00:43:35.060 You bust up.

00:43:35.840 Oh, that was beautiful.

00:43:37.980 People don't know about this. 1.00

00:43:39.360 You're stupid. 1.00

00:43:40.180 Fucking statue of Rocky Balboa. 1.00

00:43:43.080 You fuck the Eagles. 1.00

00:43:44.280 Fuck the Flyers. 1.00

00:43:45.460 Fuck you. 1.00

00:43:46.140 You fucking, I hope you all get fucking AIDS and die. 1.00

00:43:49.340 I hope your fucking mothers get hit by buses. 1.00

00:43:51.900 You fucking goddamn fat fucks. 1.00

00:43:53.680 You fuck your stupid city and fucking, and they start loving it. 1.00

00:43:56.880 So what happened was there was a comedy festival or something. 1.00

00:43:59.420 And like the previous it's Philadelphia is apparently a notoriously brutal city.

00:44:03.180 Like they just hate everyone and everything.

00:44:04.900 Boo. 1.00

00:44:05.280 Fuck you asshole. 1.00

00:44:06.360 They hate everybody. 1.00

00:44:07.700 They booed everybody.

00:44:08.900 And Bill Burr got pissed.

00:44:10.020 So he's like, whatever.

00:44:11.060 And it's turned to come on. 1.00

00:44:11.860 He goes, you know what you motherfucker. 1.00

00:44:13.240 And he just cuts the city up for 15 straight minutes. 1.00

00:44:16.000 And he's like, I got, it's like, he's got a 15 minute set and he's like rips into them.

00:44:20.300 He's like 14 more minutes, 12 more minutes.

00:44:22.480 I got six more minutes. 1.00

00:44:23.480 Are you fuck? 1.00

00:44:24.180 And it's hilarious. 1.00

00:44:24.940 And they just, they're loving it.

00:44:26.180 And they're like, he leaves to a standing ovation.

00:44:29.020 It's amazing.

00:44:31.100 And then Bob Saget pulled him aside and he goes, I don't think you know what you just

00:44:34.840 did there, but you just, you did it.

00:44:38.820 You just won the world series of like, dude, you took the most hostile crowd in the world

00:44:44.880 where everyone was bombing.

00:44:46.560 And then like, how did you, are you, you're like a Picasso.

00:44:51.080 Like you're, I don't even know anything about arts.

00:44:53.280 That makes no sense.

00:44:53.840 You're like the Jimi Hendrix of comedy. 0.99

00:44:55.680 How the fuck did you do that? 1.00

00:44:57.360 That's a man. 1.00

00:44:57.900 Like that's, um, that's brilliant.

00:45:00.680 Yeah, man.

00:45:01.820 And I don't know.

00:45:02.580 I wonder if he planned that.

00:45:03.980 Like if I've ever talked to that guy, I would love to ask him about that.

00:45:06.020 Like what was going through your head when you're like, I think he was genuinely just

00:45:08.940 pissed.

00:45:09.280 And I think again, because the people like, they like legend off the stage.

00:45:14.440 Yeah.

00:45:14.900 What happened? 1.00

00:45:16.160 They booed like a fucking comedy legend. 0.99

00:45:18.580 And he was like, the fact that they just disrespected this guy pissed me off so much that I went 1.00

00:45:23.600 up there and let them fucking have it. 0.98

00:45:25.800 I think they liked it. 0.98

00:45:27.220 I think that it was his authenticity and he's like, just straight up, like, doesn't give 0.99

00:45:30.860 a fuck. 0.99

00:45:31.240 And they're like, I like this guy. 1.00

00:45:32.480 You know what I mean? 0.99

00:45:33.240 He's just not giving a fuck. 0.99

00:45:35.280 And that's what Philadelphia likes. 1.00

00:45:37.220 People that don't give a fuck apparently. 0.99

00:45:39.460 So what a great, like the planets aligned for that situation. 0.99

00:45:43.300 Yeah.

00:45:43.500 I remember hearing that story.

00:45:44.380 Bob Saget was like blown away.

00:45:46.440 Who's been a professional comedian forever.

00:45:48.180 Like his whole life.

00:45:49.700 I saw, I actually saw Pauly Shore once.

00:45:51.720 He's like, you just did it.

00:45:53.460 He was actually way funnier than you.

00:45:55.040 Oh, I thought.

00:45:56.000 The Whistle.

00:45:58.180 The Whistle.

00:45:59.460 I saw him in New York and it was like a tiny like club of like a hundred people, you

00:46:03.580 know?

00:46:03.780 And it was, it was actually really, I was like, that guy was really funny and he had

00:46:07.220 the, and the place was just, dude, anybody could have got up there and kept it going.

00:46:11.940 It was like, no, but everybody was half drunk.

00:46:13.900 It was like, and then this chick gets up there. 1.00

00:46:16.740 I want to ask you about this because this is kind of, this is controversial for some

00:46:20.580 people.

00:46:21.440 And, um, I don't know what it is, but like the amount of female comedians that I think 1.00

00:46:25.640 are funny, I can count on one hand and using only two fingers, you know, like they're just,

00:46:30.280 it doesn't work for me.

00:46:31.320 I don't find a lot of them, you know, I don't know what it is, but they all talk about the 0.99

00:46:35.640 same shit. 0.99

00:46:36.140 They're not that funny. 1.00

00:46:36.600 This woman gets up there and it just killed the whole room. 1.00

00:46:39.060 I couldn't believe it.

00:46:39.980 It was the opposite of what Bill Burr did.

00:46:42.060 It was like, the place was like a, you could have put anything up there and you would have 0.99

00:46:45.500 and nope, brought it right back down to fucking suicide within minutes. 0.97

00:46:49.840 Um, what do you think? 0.99

00:46:50.960 I don't know.

00:46:51.380 Like, do, what do you, do you like, uh, do you follow a lot of female comedians or? 1.00

00:46:55.900 There's a few.

00:46:56.760 I like, there's a really funny girl that's coming up right now and she's super funny.

00:47:00.780 Her name is Heather Shaw and she looks identical to Jim Carrey, man.

00:47:03.840 And she's like.

00:47:06.600 Nope.

00:47:07.920 I lose you.

00:47:08.440 Really funny.

00:47:09.000 Yeah, it's like.

00:47:11.000 It's still there?

00:47:12.220 Yeah.

00:47:12.480 Yeah.

00:47:12.620 Just clip there for a second.

00:47:13.620 You're talking about Heather Shaw.

00:47:14.800 Looks like Jim Carrey.

00:47:16.080 Yeah.

00:47:17.060 Yeah, dude.

00:47:17.780 She's super funny.

00:47:19.180 I got to meet her when I was down in Texas and watch her perform. 1.00

00:47:22.160 And like, her shit was really good. 0.98

00:47:24.920 But like, I think there's like a, there's like a, a distrust between like good looking 0.99

00:47:29.840 women and them trying to be funny. 1.00

00:47:31.200 Cause you're just like, you kind of got life on easy mode.

00:47:34.300 You're already good looking. 0.83

00:47:35.280 Like ugly dudes are always funny or it's just how it goes. 0.83

00:47:38.140 You know what I mean? 0.92

00:47:38.840 Like there's, I, I, I need to be funny to get laid.

00:47:42.960 Like it just, it has to happen. 1.00

00:47:44.720 If I'm not funny, I'm fucked. 1.00

00:47:46.080 I'm just jerking off. 1.00

00:47:47.380 That's all I'm doing. 0.99

00:47:48.120 I'm in a base. 0.99

00:47:48.620 I'm, I'm one of these incels on fucking Reddit. 1.00

00:47:51.420 Like women are fucking awful. 1.00

00:47:53.720 It's a survival mechanism too, with like other dudes. 1.00

00:47:57.020 Cause it's like, well, I can't, you know, like I got to, I was like that as a kid.

00:48:00.440 Like I was tiny, man.

00:48:01.380 I was a tiny kid.

00:48:02.720 I was like, when I joined the military, I was like 118 pounds or something.

00:48:05.720 And I was just, you know, and I was like, well, uh, I make these guys laugh.

00:48:09.560 So they look out for me.

00:48:11.040 Like, this is my survival mechanism. 0.99

00:48:12.820 I can't beat the shit out of anybody. 0.99

00:48:14.480 I can't throw a football. 1.00

00:48:15.640 I can't do shit. 0.99

00:48:16.620 I can't even play. 0.99

00:48:17.260 I couldn't do anything, but I can make these. 1.00

00:48:18.460 Assholes laugh. 0.99

00:48:19.700 Uh, so there I have friends, you know, it's funny. 1.00

00:48:22.920 It's like, that's my only, that's my only move.

00:48:24.720 That's all I got at the end of the day.

00:48:26.280 Cause we're, I'm eventually just going to be this frail characteristic to have.

00:48:29.320 Yeah.

00:48:29.580 I think that's the, how I'm going to survive in the nursing home.

00:48:31.840 If I make it that far, that's why the nurses, cause I'm pretty sure they just euthanize 1.00

00:48:34.840 people after a while. 1.00

00:48:35.600 Like fuck this old man. 1.00

00:48:37.100 He has a dickhead. 1.00

00:48:38.060 They just smother him with a pillow or something. 1.00

00:48:39.360 You know, nobody's going to know, you know, so it's like, I'll just make them laugh and

00:48:44.440 then they won't murder me.

00:48:45.440 You know, that's my whole, I'm just going to hopefully, unless I

00:48:48.440 end up in like a liberal hospital where it's like, I'm dead immediately.

00:48:52.140 I'll go to one of those today.

00:48:53.360 And they'll be like, he died of old age. 0.98

00:48:55.280 I'll be like, no, they'll, they'll murder me.

00:48:58.260 Yeah.

00:48:59.640 So maybe in Texas, I need to go to one of these places.

00:49:05.240 Absolutely.

00:49:06.020 Yeah. 0.99

00:49:06.260 That place was fucking unreal. 0.96

00:49:07.740 I can't wait to go back there. 0.96

00:49:09.380 It was so much fun.

00:49:10.720 It was so refreshing.

00:49:11.640 The comedy crowds there are awesome too.

00:49:13.980 Like I was saying before, if like I came out, I opened with like me being completely racist

00:49:18.820 towards an Asian couple.

00:49:20.160 And like, even the Asian couple was being like, they were in on it.

00:49:24.460 I was also making fun of myself in the bit.

00:49:26.960 So it was like, yeah, I, I'm also knocking myself down.

00:49:30.420 I'm not trying to put myself on a pedestal and be like, Oh, look at the Asians. 1.00

00:49:33.320 I like, it made it a lot of fun.

00:49:38.000 You do this a lot.

00:49:38.980 And I like that.

00:49:39.860 I think all the best comedians do this.

00:49:41.900 It's like a self-deprecating humor type of, I mean, you're not, not just like Jeremy

00:49:45.380 hots level where you're just nuking yourself for 45 minutes, but it's like a, an appreciation 0.95

00:49:50.700 that like, I'm not, none of us are fucking perfect dudes. 1.00

00:49:53.380 We're all idiots. 1.00

00:49:54.180 We all know if you're honest with yourself and you're a mature adult man, you're like, 1.00

00:49:57.400 I'm, I'm pretty retarded. 1.00

00:49:59.320 Like I'm pretty, I do a lot of dumb shit, you know? 1.00

00:50:01.820 And you can make fun of that and laugh at it. 0.99

00:50:03.880 And people like it because they're like, yeah, I am too. 1.00

00:50:05.760 We're all idiots. 1.00

00:50:06.420 We're all just people. 1.00

00:50:07.080 Right. 0.88

00:50:07.440 So people that take themselves too fucking seriously are like that too. 0.92

00:50:10.640 Yeah. 0.94

00:50:11.020 You know, it's like, whatever.

00:50:12.220 Like I love the, so yeah.

00:50:13.660 A lot of the comedy stuff you do is, you know, just two guys with short dongs looking at each

00:50:18.520 other.

00:50:21.980 Yeah. 0.97

00:50:22.300 Cause that's the, that's the shit I find funny is like, uh, I don't know. 0.98

00:50:27.060 Making fun of yourself is kind of like, I think it, it makes it, you're, you come 0.98

00:50:31.700 you become trustworthy almost because you're like, oh, this guy doesn't, he's honest ego.

00:50:36.360 I don't.

00:50:37.000 Yeah.

00:50:37.340 And then like, I don't walk around because of a, like anybody's capable of making videos

00:50:42.320 on the internet.

00:50:42.940 And like, I'm, I'm very aware that there, there are other people that are doing it way

00:50:47.700 better than I could probably ever do.

00:50:50.080 Yeah.

00:50:50.500 And I'm very aware of that.

00:50:51.860 And I love making fun of the fact that I'm just a shitty version of somebody, you know, 0.83

00:50:56.880 I think it's hilarious.

00:50:58.200 Yeah.

00:50:59.040 You know, I'm like, I'm literally drunk. 0.92

00:51:00.780 I mean, I'm just like, I'm retarded.

00:51:02.240 Like I look, I have a, this guy is my assistant, you know, he's always on blow.

00:51:05.720 I'm, I mean, I'm fine. 0.87

00:51:06.600 I'm retarded.

00:51:07.160 I'm here drinking. 0.98

00:51:07.840 Like, I don't know what I'm doing.

00:51:08.920 Like the other day, me and Phillip know each other very well from a couple handicap bathroom

00:51:14.780 stall.

00:51:15.320 I bet, I bet you do.

00:51:18.300 Phillip, you never, that's what you were doing at Edmonton.

00:51:20.700 Oh, like this, my, I was telling a story the other day, like I just got this brand new

00:51:24.440 microphone.

00:51:25.000 I got a new audio.

00:51:25.820 Yeah.

00:51:25.980 Yeah.

00:51:26.220 You, I put it on Instagram and you were like, good choice, man. 0.99

00:51:29.700 Um, with the fucking interface and stuff. 0.96

00:51:31.560 And I was, I was fucking with it for hours and I'm like, it sounds weird. 0.98

00:51:34.880 Like I'm not a tech guy. 0.89

00:51:36.000 I'm not, I'm like, I don't know what I'm doing. 1.00

00:51:37.400 I'm an idiot. 0.99

00:51:38.020 I don't know anything about microphones. 1.00

00:51:39.660 I didn't even know there was like 16,000 different kinds.

00:51:42.100 It was like, well, you don't want a ribbon microphone.

00:51:43.720 You can get a denser microphone or a dynamic microphone.

00:51:46.100 It depends on what kind of, I'm like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, what?

00:51:48.340 I don't, what, what is this?

00:51:49.840 So I'm like winging this whole thing and I'm like fucking talking, my old one, it didn't 0.96

00:51:53.740 matter. 0.98

00:51:54.040 You could come at it from wherever.

00:51:55.060 It basically sounded the same.

00:51:55.920 But this one, I was like, it just sounds something's, it doesn't sound good.

00:51:59.240 It sounds worse.

00:51:59.880 And I'm going through it with my buddy, Greg.

00:52:01.260 And he's like, well, I don't know.

00:52:02.820 We tried everything.

00:52:03.480 And he's like, is it plugged in?

00:52:05.020 I'm like, yes, it's plugged in, Greg. 0.97

00:52:06.480 Like, I was like, it probably is going to be something really dumb like that.

00:52:09.380 So I was like, well, I guess I'm just going to have to return it. 0.81

00:52:11.160 I don't know.

00:52:11.440 I started twisting it like this.

00:52:12.620 And then it started all of a sudden sound better.

00:52:14.380 And I was like, oh, you know what?

00:52:16.820 I, I had it backwards for like three hours. 1.00

00:52:22.520 I'm like, what's wrong with this piece of shit? 0.99

00:52:24.160 I'm like, it's backwards. 1.00

00:52:25.060 You idiot. 1.00

00:52:28.460 I used to have this most ghetto set up with like an old school mixer and everything like 1.00

00:52:32.820 that. 0.82

00:52:33.080 And I could, I would fuck up the cords all the time.

00:52:35.920 And then I'd have a USB import and all this.

00:52:38.560 And dude, it was a nightmare.

00:52:40.120 Then I switched to like the interface, like what you're running.

00:52:43.160 Yeah.

00:52:43.680 Oh God.

00:52:44.640 Night and day.

00:52:45.840 Yeah.

00:52:46.340 Like, I'm like just savvy enough where I can figure it out.

00:52:50.440 Kind of.

00:52:51.120 If somebody can like run me through the steps, then I'm like, okay, then I'll watch a YouTube 0.94

00:52:55.320 video and start fucking with things and see what's going on. 0.99

00:52:58.140 But like, man, holy fuck, it is a lot. 0.99

00:53:04.220 And guys are trying to tell me like, oh, you got to do this and that. 1.00

00:53:06.520 Like sending me like a, like pages of shit. 0.98

00:53:08.960 I'm like, I don't, yeah. 0.99

00:53:11.080 I'm like, I don't understand any of this.

00:53:12.660 Um, I'm like, I'm an infantry guy.

00:53:14.840 You know what I mean?

00:53:16.840 I'm basically a mouth breathing bad guys.

00:53:20.080 Yeah. 0.98

00:53:20.220 I'm a mouth breathing piss tank.

00:53:21.720 You know, that like, it's like when, when a bus load of these guys shows up to a bar,

00:53:26.960 everyone goes, oh no, you know, it's like worse than a football, way worse than like

00:53:30.960 a football team or something. 1.00

00:53:32.280 You're just like, oh, these fucking dickheads, especially if they're like in their twenties, 1.00

00:53:34.920 you know, not as much better if they're older, they just fight each other instead. 1.00

00:53:38.600 And yeah, it's like, I'm not a fucking intellectual. 0.98

00:53:41.820 I didn't go to broadcast school. 1.00

00:53:43.260 I don't know how to do any of this shit. 0.99

00:53:44.580 I'm just winging the whole thing. 0.99

00:53:45.820 But I mean, that's kind of the fun part of it.

00:53:47.320 I never really, I never intended to do any of this.

00:53:50.680 It just happened.

00:53:51.520 You know, I was like, I'm just going to make a YouTube video or two and then three.

00:53:54.400 And I was like, oh, these are fun.

00:53:55.440 And I started making, they were kind of funny and people liked them.

00:53:57.460 And then I was like watching people do live streams.

00:53:59.740 I'm like, look, I could do that.

00:54:01.020 You know, I was watching Owen Benjamin do this.

00:54:02.680 He's like, he's talking to 5,000 people and he's just on his laptop in the backyard.

00:54:07.260 I'm like, this guy's talking to 5,000 people with a laptop. 0.99

00:54:10.760 I was like, fuck, he's not doing anything I couldn't do. 0.99

00:54:13.140 I mean, I think I'll try, I'll give it a shot. 0.99

00:54:15.120 I mean, how, you know, it's fucking harder than it looks, but he's good at it. 0.83

00:54:17.820 And I was, you know, and here we go. 0.96

00:54:19.840 And then I started doing this regularly and it became like a scheduled thing.

00:54:22.620 You know, it's just now, you know, it's monitors. 0.98

00:54:25.120 It's a whole fucking thing now. 0.95

00:54:26.440 You know, I didn't intend, I didn't sit down and plan it out. 0.99

00:54:28.940 Like by this, you know, this is what I need. 0.99

00:54:31.360 And this, I just did shit as it happened. 0.99

00:54:32.840 And it's only more fun that way. 0.99

00:54:34.300 Because you never know what the fuck's going to happen. 0.88

00:54:37.620 You never know the people you come in contact. 0.99

00:54:39.020 Yeah, it's just, dude, I fucking, if you would have told me five years ago before I started 0.99

00:54:46.560 this shit that I would have, you know, been like, this is a humble brag, but I got to fucking 0.99

00:54:52.720 perform on the same stage in the same night as Brian Redman and Tony Hinchcliffe, two guys 1.00

00:54:57.120 that I respect highly.

00:54:59.260 Yeah.

00:54:59.400 Yeah.

00:54:59.680 I know Redman.

00:55:00.280 Yeah, we were on his secret show on the back half as like the Canadians for Canada Day.

00:55:06.760 Yeah.

00:55:07.140 And we got to perform on the same stage with guys from the comedy store in LA, Brian Redman,

00:55:13.680 Tony Hinchcliffe.

00:55:14.680 If you would have told me five years ago, if you stick with this, you will be there.

00:55:18.640 I would have looked at you and be like, what? 1.00

00:55:20.580 Not a fucking chance. 0.99

00:55:21.820 Like, there's no way I would have, I could have imagined myself in Austin, Texas performing 0.99

00:55:27.380 standup.

00:55:28.020 And like, and on top of it, I started a month before the shutdown.

00:55:32.580 So it was just like, it tested me to see if I really wanted to do this because there

00:55:38.740 was no mics. 0.98

00:55:39.560 There was limited mics, limited mic space, limited fucking crowd. 0.99

00:55:43.720 And then it was just a dog eat dog for a while there. 0.98

00:55:47.100 And I got a few opportunities that put me in a position where I got to perform in front

00:55:51.960 of a guy that was a 25 year veteran from Hamilton, who was in LA at the time and moving

00:55:58.060 to Austin and me and him hit it off.

00:56:00.180 And he goes, well, you want to come down here?

00:56:02.760 I was like, dude, I've only, I, I, I just started this.

00:56:05.880 And he was like, I'm brand new.

00:56:07.340 You want to come down here?

00:56:08.660 Yeah.

00:56:09.240 Well, that's like, you're coming down here to fail.

00:56:12.000 It's, it's literally a test to see if you have the nuts to sack up and come down here.

00:56:16.180 I want to see if you have like, after he told me this, but like, I was like, yeah, dude, 0.94

00:56:20.480 I'm not going to fucking piss away an opportunity. 0.99

00:56:22.500 I almost pissed this all away by being a fucking shithead and high out of my mind and drunk 1.00

00:56:26.800 all the time. 0.99

00:56:27.440 So I'm not going to fucking let these small and big opportunities fucking ever slip through 0.98

00:56:33.160 my fingers again. 0.98

00:56:34.300 A hundred percent.

00:56:35.340 That was like a real, I, yeah, it was like, I came off of like a three day Coke binge and 0.85

00:56:40.040 I was laying on my couch, just like fucking sweating, looking at the roof and being like, 0.96

00:56:44.140 what the fuck am I doing? 0.99

00:56:45.260 I'm so tired, but I'm so awake. 0.99

00:56:47.300 And I'm like, yeah. 0.98

00:56:48.840 And I'm like, fucking, you know, like I'm depressed. 0.99

00:56:51.760 I'm like, Oh God, this is awful. 0.99

00:56:53.660 It's like, just life was throwing me hard balls and I was striking out. 0.99

00:56:57.440 And then finally like something, it was like, dude, you got to get this shit together. 0.99

00:57:01.660 Yeah. 1.00

00:57:01.960 You're going to fuck this up. 0.98

00:57:03.360 Yeah. 0.97

00:57:03.520 You can't not only Motley Crue can be Motley Crue and you know, yeah, I guess.

00:57:08.980 Yeah, exactly.

00:57:10.020 But you got to, I mean.

00:57:11.300 Somebody did it way bigger and better.

00:57:13.080 Yeah.

00:57:13.440 And that's, I don't think people appreciate, I'm like, you have to spend a lot of time

00:57:17.680 and energy and effort to make anything work like this.

00:57:20.560 You can't just like upload a video once a week. 0.99

00:57:23.120 It takes you 10 minutes and like, no man, this is a fucking round the clock fucking gig. 1.00

00:57:27.400 You have to like be on top of this shit. 1.00

00:57:29.240 Yeah. 1.00

00:57:29.720 And if you disappear for like a couple months, you might as well start all over again. 0.99

00:57:33.800 Like once you're out of the fucking, it's over. 0.99

00:57:36.500 Like you can't stop really. 0.99

00:57:37.860 Or cause everything is so fast paced, especially with the internet and social media now that 0.92

00:57:41.140 it's like people get bored and fucking move on real fast. 0.88

00:57:43.740 And it's like, you know, it's difficult just to get attention, to get the attention of people. 0.92

00:57:48.720 If you're trying to like entertain them or tell them something or whatever.

00:57:51.680 And like, it's never been harder to do because everybody is trying to do, there's so much 0.89

00:57:56.760 shit to look at on these phones and these computers that it's like everybody you get, you should 0.99

00:58:01.340 be thankful for because it's like out of the billions of fucking shit things to watch and 1.00

00:58:05.740 the net, literally endless hours of porn there is, they're watching you right now. 0.99

00:58:09.760 So that's, that's pretty interesting.

00:58:12.000 You know what I mean?

00:58:12.440 That's exactly.

00:58:13.520 Yeah.

00:58:13.860 That's pretty cool.

00:58:15.900 So, you know, I appreciate this wild, man. 0.98

00:58:19.120 It's no shit. 0.98

00:58:21.080 It's like, and it's crazy. 1.00

00:58:25.400 It's so like, I've learned like not to take this shit for granted ever a fuck again, because 1.00

00:58:30.220 it could go away tomorrow. 1.00

00:58:31.920 Exactly.

00:58:32.560 I was saying that last night.

00:58:33.340 And like, now I, I, I'm a dude.

00:58:35.100 I'm yeah.

00:58:36.940 Like every day I don't, I'm not a realistic person, so I don't get off on like wearing 0.97

00:58:42.000 a Gucci bag or any of that shit. 0.85

00:58:44.200 Like this is cool to me. 0.99

00:58:46.460 If I end up in a big house, I ended up in a big house, but that's not the fucking end 0.98

00:58:50.700 goal. 0.90

00:58:51.100 The end goal is like for me to just continue down this path and hopefully get really good

00:58:56.420 at standup and, and get the respect of like these like higher ups that have been doing

00:59:00.680 it for a long time.

00:59:01.760 And you get the nod like that to me, it would mean a lot more than a million dollars in

00:59:05.620 my bank.

00:59:06.080 A hundred percent.

00:59:06.900 And I, I, I know exactly what you mean.

00:59:08.240 Like there's people I respect comedians too, but other people that do this kind of similar

00:59:11.600 stuff.

00:59:11.880 And it's like, I've talked to talk to some of them that I'm just like, really?

00:59:15.200 Like, wow.

00:59:15.840 It's crazy to even just be talking to these people, but that's, I don't really give a 0.99

00:59:19.700 shit. 0.98

00:59:19.840 Like how much money I make or don't make it really isn't as long as I've got food in 1.00

00:59:23.700 the fridge, you know?

00:59:24.400 And I really does.

00:59:25.400 I drive a 2006 Ford 500, you know what I mean? 0.99

00:59:28.540 Like I really, I really don't give a shit, man. 0.98

00:59:30.520 Like whatever. 0.98

00:59:31.680 Um, no, I do want to get a pickup, but it makes it cooler.

00:59:34.680 Yeah. 0.99

00:59:35.020 It's like, I don't really give a shit. 0.98

00:59:36.440 Cause I'm focused. 0.98

00:59:37.220 I would, I would rather have the respect of people.

00:59:39.120 And, you know, uh, like, like you said that, that, the nod of, you know, that, that's way

00:59:44.660 more valuable. 0.95

00:59:45.720 It's way more long, long lasting than like, Oh, you fucking sold a book to Joe. 0.93

00:59:50.540 You want a book tour big wheel. 0.92

00:59:51.980 That's that's, that's nice.

00:59:53.600 Um, it's not worth it.

00:59:55.320 If you don't have the, and your overall mood is probably.

00:59:58.820 Yeah.

00:59:59.260 Like, yeah.

00:59:59.900 Cause you're living for like the better reasons than just, you know, getting stuff, which is

01:00:04.640 pretty empty.

01:00:05.980 And it's like drugs in a way, you know, like if you go, like I've done this where it's 0.98

01:00:10.460 like, I've just bought shit for no reason. 0.95

01:00:12.860 Like not a lot, but like not, you know how women are, but like when they always do that 1.00

01:00:15.980 and they always buy things, they don't sometimes guys do it too. 0.96

01:00:19.960 Or I'm like, I bought a fucking, uh, you know, I don't know, a fucking TV or something. 0.96

01:00:24.620 And then you're like, yeah, you're like, this is great for a few hours. 0.99

01:00:27.300 And then you're like, yeah, do I really need to spend that much money?

01:00:31.600 It's just a TV, isn't it? 0.99

01:00:33.120 I mean, whoopty fuck do. 0.99

01:00:34.480 Uh, I don't know. 0.99

01:00:35.760 Oh, well, there's two grand.

01:00:36.720 I'll never see again.

01:00:37.380 You know, it, uh, yeah.

01:00:39.660 Yeah.

01:00:39.900 Like waking up and having meeting is like, it's so much more, it feels better.

01:00:43.840 Like I've, I've never been like more motivated.

01:00:47.040 I've never had more fun with this brand than this past in a pandemic. 0.78

01:00:51.640 Like that's such the fucked up part is like in a pandemic, I've never been like more happy. 0.95

01:00:56.340 Like that. 0.99

01:00:57.120 I'm glad it's fucking over, over here. 0.96

01:00:59.440 Don't get me wrong. 0.79

01:01:00.080 I was getting quite depressed, like waking up coming here, but like, and just doing the 0.97

01:01:04.320 same shit over again. 0.90

01:01:05.620 But like those, those opportunities that came, like I lied. 0.99

01:01:10.040 And I said that, uh, at this, uh, at Yuck Yucks in Calgary, the one comic, Brett Forte

01:01:16.820 asked me if I'd like to be on.

01:01:18.640 He's like, do you have 10 minutes?

01:01:19.800 And I said, yes, which I did not.

01:01:23.480 And it was a showcase, two comics versus one another.

01:01:26.780 I didn't have 10 minutes at all.

01:01:28.720 I just said, yeah, no, I'm not going to, I'm not going to let somebody else take that 0.99

01:01:31.780 fucking spot. 0.99

01:01:32.620 So they put me against Sam Walker. 1.00

01:01:34.740 Yeah.

01:01:35.180 Yeah.

01:01:35.480 Oh no.

01:01:36.220 Five year, five, six years.

01:01:37.560 I think he's been, yeah.

01:01:38.600 So I had him and the roast champion.

01:01:41.420 Yeah, dude. 0.99

01:01:42.360 They set you up to die. 0.93

01:01:43.620 And I ended up beating him in the showcase.

01:01:46.040 Yeah.

01:01:46.340 They literally did. 0.87

01:01:47.500 It was fucking awesome. 0.89

01:01:48.660 And you won. 0.98

01:01:49.260 I beat him in the showcase.

01:01:50.800 That's amazing. 1.00

01:01:51.760 And, uh, yeah, I fucking pulled a rabbit out of my ass there. 0.99

01:01:55.480 I didn't really, I, I tried to promote it as best as possible. 0.99

01:01:59.320 And I just went up there and, and, uh, just tried to, I had some bits wrote, but I like

01:02:04.320 the crowd work.

01:02:05.060 I like getting people involved.

01:02:07.140 That's another thing.

01:02:08.020 Cause you've done this a few times now.

01:02:09.300 So I never really, I've, this is the first time I've ever talked to anybody that's done

01:02:11.720 standup.

01:02:12.260 Well, I guess Greg has.

01:02:13.560 Um, but like, that's my biggest, like, I don't know.

01:02:16.780 I can't, I'm not good with the, the pre-written. 0.98

01:02:20.100 Polished fucking product joke. 0.98

01:02:22.300 Do you know what I mean? 0.99

01:02:23.360 Um, I do a lot of my best, like where I'm having the most fun.

01:02:26.680 And I think that's what people enjoy the most.

01:02:27.880 Like if you're having a good time, if you don't think it's funny, then nobody else is

01:02:31.780 going to think it's funny.

01:02:32.680 You know what I mean?

01:02:32.980 You can't sell a joke.

01:02:33.880 Like that you don't even think is funny.

01:02:35.680 It's like, well, obviously, you know, but I like the, the, just the random off the wall 0.98

01:02:39.740 shit. 0.96

01:02:39.920 Like sometimes some of these chats come in and have the most, I end up going on these 0.99

01:02:43.200 tirades about like hilarious.

01:02:44.540 Not like last night we were talking about the States. 0.98

01:02:46.500 Like when you were ripping on them, like just some of the shit that like Bill Clinton, 0.99

01:02:50.360 like, that's the joke. 0.99

01:02:51.740 Just say Bill Clinton.

01:02:53.500 Okay.

01:02:54.020 Like this guy was like, he was the president of the United States.

01:02:57.500 I was like, imagine everybody knows this guy. 1.00

01:02:59.260 We know as a sex crazed, degenerate maniac, probably doing blow on planes and like fucking 1.00

01:03:05.380 15 year olds. 1.00

01:03:06.340 And like, this guy's just, and he was the president of your country.

01:03:09.440 Okay.

01:03:10.220 Like, so don't be getting uppity about all kind of like you, you Bill Clinton for eight

01:03:15.700 years, not for a week, not by accident on purpose for nearly a decade, you know?

01:03:20.280 And then his wife was nearly, you know, hilarious. 0.99

01:03:22.440 The fucking it's wild. 1.00

01:03:24.180 But I don't know. 0.99

01:03:25.640 Like that just came out of a whole, it's harder for me to, I don't know how to

01:03:29.240 write jokes, I guess.

01:03:30.260 I don't know how to do, and then write it down and keep it for later and still have

01:03:33.160 the same kind of energy towards it.

01:03:34.500 So I don't know.

01:03:35.660 Like do you, yeah.

01:03:36.480 And you said you like doing the crowd work.

01:03:37.600 So is it the same for you or.

01:03:41.460 Again, I'm like still really new and I'm learning a lot in like having these guys,

01:03:45.600 these five-year guys and then a 25 year guy kind of like help, help me navigate it.

01:03:50.520 I'm like, I'm in a very, very lucrative spot in like a very, uh, uh, I don't, I don't

01:03:58.220 know how to fucking phrase that, but I'm, I'm very like, I'm putting it in a position 0.99

01:04:02.660 where if I'm just not a fucking idiot, I can learn a lot in a very short amount of time. 0.99

01:04:08.940 And these guys are willing to take all this knowledge and information and just hand it 1.00

01:04:12.660 over and be like, look, man, I've done the fucking grind this here's, don't do this, 0.94

01:04:16.840 do this. 0.97

01:04:17.480 You're rich with opportunities.

01:04:19.440 Yeah, exactly.

01:04:20.540 So it's like, I'm learning a lot in a short amount of time of like how to write.

01:04:24.620 And then, uh, you know, okay. 0.99

01:04:26.820 You know, like you have something here, you've got the gift, the gab, uh, just have some shit 0.98

01:04:31.660 lined up and go to the crowd when you want and have fun with it. 0.98

01:04:35.720 Cause the main thing, if you're up there not having fun, they'll see that.

01:04:39.620 And then they helped me with like little tips.

01:04:41.180 They're like, make sure when you're, as soon as you grab the mic, make sure you take the

01:04:45.780 stand and put it to the side because it acts almost as like a barrier.

01:04:48.860 Or people tend to think of that as a barrier between you and them to make sure that's out

01:04:53.840 of the way.

01:04:54.640 Yeah. 0.96

01:04:55.140 And then I was fucking up and I was always out of the light from some reason. 0.90

01:04:59.240 So they're like, always make sure you feel the beam of light on your forehead. 0.91

01:05:03.100 And so these like little tips just like make your show that much better.

01:05:07.980 Stagemanship.

01:05:08.960 Yeah.

01:05:10.080 Yeah.

01:05:10.880 And they, uh, it's like anything, man, you can't just get up there.

01:05:13.460 It's a whole other arena.

01:05:14.440 It's like, if it's not something you've done a lot, you're not going to be good at it. 1.00

01:05:17.040 Um, like this kind of shit too. 0.99

01:05:19.520 It's like, you can't just sit down and go or do anything. 1.00

01:05:21.840 I don't care what it is, but it's, yeah, you have to know how to work the fucking, just 0.99

01:05:24.920 little things about how to work your own goddamn equipment. 0.99

01:05:27.640 It's the same. 0.98

01:05:28.500 Uh, you know, these are the same kind of skills that I learned in the military with like,

01:05:31.800 it might seem simple.

01:05:32.880 It's like, oh, it's the infantry.

01:05:33.940 You just pick up a gun and go like, no, man, that's like saying, oh, you're a mechanic.

01:05:37.420 I put gas in a car once.

01:05:38.560 I know how to run a car.

01:05:39.440 No, you don't. 0.99

01:05:40.500 There's so many little fucking things you'd never even think of that, that matter so much. 0.99

01:05:45.520 It wouldn't even occur to you. 0.98

01:05:46.960 And that's why I like, you have a bunch of like civilians going up against like a trained 0.99

01:05:50.360 for, it's like, this is going to be a goddamn bloodbath. 0.97

01:05:52.660 This is like an infant's coming in to fight Mike Tyson. 0.99

01:05:55.200 It's like, you guys don't even know what you don't know.

01:05:57.200 Like you've no idea what you like the little things that you're never even going to think 0.87

01:06:00.560 of that these guys all have fucking tied down because they've got the experience and 0.94

01:06:03.540 the, the old guys that knew what they were doing. 0.98

01:06:06.360 Yeah.

01:06:06.800 Never do this.

01:06:07.700 Always do that.

01:06:08.620 Always make sure you do this.

01:06:09.820 And you're just like, okay, okay, okay, okay.

01:06:11.360 And like, that's basically training.

01:06:13.120 So you need, you know, a few years in that environment to get good at it. 0.99

01:06:15.860 Like nobody comes out of battle school, like a fucking, I'm a killing machine. 0.99

01:06:19.300 You know, they're like babies, like these brand new privates show up and you're just 1.00

01:06:22.340 like, let's see what we can do with this fucking guy. 0.99

01:06:25.500 You know, he's hacking hats on backwards. 1.00

01:06:27.000 And, uh, you know, he's, you know, his uniform's fucked. 0.98

01:06:29.760 And it's like, dude, what are you doing? 0.97

01:06:30.780 You know, why is your ammo, you know, wrapped up that way?

01:06:33.140 It's going to fall out, man.

01:06:34.700 Is it?

01:06:35.280 Yes.

01:06:35.640 Put it over here.

01:06:36.420 Like they don't know.

01:06:37.120 And I didn't either.

01:06:38.260 So how is it any different with, you know, anything else with comedy or with any, anything

01:06:42.040 you want to, you know, you want to do, especially if you want to do well.

01:06:45.980 Um, and I was talking about that the last little while, like you have to accept that 0.94

01:06:49.580 you don't know what the fuck you're doing and then find people that are good at it, 0.95

01:06:52.760 that know what they're doing and then learn from them. 1.00

01:06:56.100 Like, how do I not suck or at least just observe what they're doing? 0.99

01:07:00.280 I did that in the, cause I, again, I was a frail, tiny fucking, I barely survived my 0.99

01:07:04.300 infantry training. 0.96

01:07:05.040 I was so small and I was like, I really want to be good at this.

01:07:08.580 So it was like, well, who, who is good?

01:07:10.080 Who's like, everybody's like, that guy's awesome.

01:07:12.680 You know, I'm like, I want to be friends with him then, or I'm going to follow that

01:07:15.740 guy around and see what he does. 0.95

01:07:16.920 And how does he fucking rock his day? 0.88

01:07:18.700 What's his routine like? 0.98

01:07:19.660 And what does he think and feel about things?

01:07:21.200 And, and that's just, I mean, that just makes sense.

01:07:23.940 I don't know how that doesn't apply to everything else in life.

01:07:25.800 I think it does.

01:07:27.480 Yeah.

01:07:28.240 And like the online content to help earn the respect of some of these guys of like what I

01:07:34.140 put out there, especially behind the brand.

01:07:35.960 And even what I put out, like personally, it, uh, I earned a little bit of respect from

01:07:41.020 these fellas and they were more willing to work with me to know like, okay, this guy's

01:07:45.140 got like a set of balls and he kind of speaks his mind and he's not going to cater into like

01:07:49.560 this, I don't know, woke culture, I guess to say. 0.93

01:07:52.660 So, uh, by earning that respect, it also helped me like kind of further myself.

01:07:58.180 Uh, I, I leapfrogged a lot of stages, I guess to say is like what the one guy was telling

01:08:03.180 me by, um, already doing the road work of, yeah, I'm not being a bitch and then like 0.96

01:08:09.840 going and saying the things that I've said in the past and, uh, it's like, um, building

01:08:15.240 an audience already, probably similar to fighting.

01:08:18.040 It's like some guys, it's like, Oh, I've, I've got 17 amateur fights or whatever.

01:08:21.340 And it's like, that guy's only got two and you're, but you're like, yeah, but he's, he's

01:08:24.540 got something you don't, you know what I mean? 0.99

01:08:25.980 This guy's a killer. 1.00

01:08:26.740 I can tell he's, he's got some fucking something going on there. 1.00

01:08:29.780 This guy's ready to fucking go. 0.98

01:08:30.980 Like you're just, you know, some people aren't, people aren't cut out for it. 0.98

01:08:33.700 And some people, you know, they have a talent for whatever thing, which is, everybody's

01:08:37.160 got something.

01:08:37.720 I mean, most people do. 0.98

01:08:38.600 Some people are useless like Justin Trudeau, but mostly everybody else. 0.99

01:08:42.560 Most everybody else. 0.99

01:08:43.500 Yeah.

01:08:44.020 Yeah.

01:08:44.180 He's got, look at my wonderful socks. 1.00

01:08:46.420 I definitely don't get fucked by men. 1.00

01:08:48.720 Yeah. 1.00

01:08:48.960 Yes, you do.

01:08:49.620 Yes, you do.

01:08:50.040 Justin.

01:08:50.940 Um, you know, so that twink for sure.

01:08:55.980 I can't stand that guy.

01:08:58.160 You know, but like, uh, yeah, I think, um, that's probably an element to it too.

01:09:02.820 Or you're just like this guy, you know, he's, um, like, and you were saying before, like,

01:09:06.220 I would be 10 times, like if it were me and I still might do this someday.

01:09:09.200 I mean, who knows?

01:09:10.220 Like, imagine, I doubt it that everything kind of winds down and goes back to normal.

01:09:14.300 That could happen. 0.88

01:09:15.280 I fucking doubt it, but you never know. 0.99

01:09:17.000 Maybe in the future where it's like, well, if I don't have shit to be really pissed off 0.99

01:09:20.960 about all the time, what am I going to do? 0.97

01:09:22.700 You know, it was like, I could do that.

01:09:23.860 I could do, you know, just tell jokes and just be funny about whatever, man. 1.00

01:09:26.520 Um, cause there's never a shortage of stupid people doing stupid shit. 1.00

01:09:30.020 I mean, every day, every day, I was just the other day downtown riding by a guy goes 1.00

01:09:34.880 on the other guy on a bicycle, peddling a bike, physically peddling the mask on.

01:09:41.180 I was like, go get them here. 0.99

01:09:43.320 Oh, you're a fucking brave, bro. 0.99

01:09:45.060 Like what is wrong with, you know, my grandma. 0.99

01:09:48.140 Yeah. 1.00

01:09:48.340 There's never going to be a shortage of stupid shit like that, you know? 1.00

01:09:51.040 Um, so that's possible, but I would way rather have, if you could pick, it's like, you can 1.00

01:09:56.620 be in the, in the league of like, uh, you know, Seinfeld or, or fucking, uh, Kevin Hart

01:10:01.860 or something, or Chris Tucker was like, Oh, you'll, and you'll have all this money and

01:10:04.880 you know, it was like, yeah, but I'd rather, I would rather hang out with the guys that were

01:10:09.320 like Bill Hicks.

01:10:10.060 And you know, those, I would rather those guys think that I'm cool. 0.99

01:10:12.960 And like, yeah, we, you know, I would rather that be my tribe of people than these fucking 0.99

01:10:16.960 Hollywood. 0.99

01:10:17.700 You know what I mean?

01:10:18.140 I don't, it doesn't appeal to me.

01:10:20.200 I would much rather that.

01:10:21.220 Legion of Skanks. 1.00

01:10:21.660 I respect the fuck of those guys. 1.00

01:10:23.500 Yeah. 1.00

01:10:23.920 That kind of stuff, man.

01:10:25.120 Yeah.

01:10:25.920 The Legion of Skanks. 0.93

01:10:28.280 Yeah. 1.00

01:10:28.780 Have you, uh, do you ever listen to their shit? 1.00

01:10:31.040 That's the first time I heard that. 1.00

01:10:32.240 I think I know what you're talking about now, but that's a fucking, that name's hilarious. 0.98

01:10:34.840 It's like Big Jay Oakerson. 0.98

01:10:36.320 I don't know who that is.

01:10:37.120 It's Big, okay.

01:10:38.500 Uh, Big Jay Oakerson, uh, Louis J Gomez, Ari Shaffir, like Shane Gillis.

01:10:45.000 Those guys.

01:10:45.720 Nick Mullen is in like Tim Dillon.

01:10:48.260 Those, like those guys right there and are like, yeah, like they just have, they have

01:10:54.020 it and they like, yeah, uh, I don't know what it is about them.

01:10:57.960 They just kind of like, they, they beat their own path.

01:11:00.320 Like they don't, they're, they're a group of comedians, but they all have their own style

01:11:04.720 and kind of own way of doing things.

01:11:06.400 Yeah. 0.99

01:11:06.720 They say what they fucking want. 0.99

01:11:08.820 They do what they want. 1.00

01:11:09.740 They don't have to cater to the fucking big networks and do all that fucking who's the 0.99

01:11:14.600 Masked Singer. 0.99

01:11:16.020 Hello.

01:11:16.760 Wow.

01:11:17.200 That's crazy.

01:11:18.560 Couldn't, there's no way I could have predicted that was Christina Aguilera.

01:11:21.900 Wow.

01:11:22.460 What a crazy show.

01:11:24.220 Oh, geez.

01:11:26.420 I support Caitlyn Jenner.

01:11:28.320 Absolutely.

01:11:28.760 Here at, uh, one Oh, one Oh four, four.

01:11:31.040 We're big supporters of the trans community.

01:11:33.140 It's the most important thing in the world. 1.00

01:11:34.620 So important that if you don't mutilate your own children, cut off their penises early, 1.00

01:11:38.820 you're committing genocide. 1.00

01:11:39.960 You're killing the earth.

01:11:41.560 So, uh, coming up next, we've got some free tickets to the Foo Fighters for caller number

01:11:45.040 10, but also remember you have to be boo.

01:11:50.100 And we got Billie Eilish's next big hit coming up next for you. 1.00

01:11:58.940 Billie Eilish with, um, yeah, with her new single, my pussy tastes like Pepsi. 1.00

01:12:07.820 How does she think? 1.00

01:12:08.900 How does she make that happen? 1.00

01:12:09.720 You think like that?

01:12:10.660 So that's another thing.

01:12:11.540 It's like the things I say and talk about is too. 1.00

01:12:14.220 No, we can't talk about that shit, but you've got prostitutes everywhere. 1.00

01:12:17.940 Like Cardi B exists. 1.00

01:12:20.460 Like, that's it.

01:12:21.320 I don't need to say anything else.

01:12:22.260 Cardi B exists and is famous and is on like talk shows, daytime TV, talking to little children.

01:12:28.400 That's fine.

01:12:30.020 Are you sure?

01:12:31.440 Like, why, why is Nicki Minaj hanging out with like eight year olds?

01:12:35.360 They're like, I love Nicki Minaj.

01:12:36.740 Like, are you what?

01:12:38.020 Who are your parents? 1.00

01:12:39.460 What the fuck is going on? 1.00

01:12:40.780 Like, it's so stupid. 1.00

01:12:41.840 Like mainstream, everything is just, it's so insincere and fake and garbage. 1.00

01:12:46.640 It's just shit. 1.00

01:12:47.560 Like who wants that? 1.00

01:12:48.980 Who wants that? 1.00

01:12:49.820 The success of, of fake, you know, it's like, oh, you could be really big if you do this.

01:12:55.240 I miss the anger of the nineties.

01:12:56.980 Yeah.

01:12:57.740 Bill Hicks.

01:12:58.520 We need more Bill Hicks.

01:13:00.820 Yeah.

01:13:01.720 They're out there, man.

01:13:02.900 They're just like, they don't, they don't get that TV time.

01:13:06.100 Like those guys are out there, man. 0.96

01:13:08.620 One of the funniest fucking podcasts that I listened to is called the come town. 0.99

01:13:12.140 And it is so fucking funny. 0.99

01:13:14.100 Uh, Nick Mullen is, is like the head dude kind of with it. 0.96

01:13:18.400 And then there's like two other guys on there, but man, like they are, it's easily some of 0.98

01:13:24.460 the funniest shit I've ever heard. 1.00

01:13:25.880 And it's all them just being like gay and racist and fucking it's so fucking funny. 1.00

01:13:31.940 And like, you'll never, ever, ever hear that shit on anything mainstream. 1.00

01:13:37.400 And it's almost better. 0.99

01:13:38.640 You're fucking like, I like the internet now because you have the freedom of doing whatever 0.98

01:13:43.240 you want. 0.99

01:13:43.740 You like, look at you, you're building a platform off of this. 0.93

01:13:46.640 And even what fucking knocked off everything at least nine times, but you still keep coming 0.84

01:13:51.280 back stronger. 0.88

01:13:52.100 Somebody was like, how is this YouTube channel so small?

01:13:54.280 I was like, this is literally the fourth one, uh, you know, a fan from D live.

01:13:58.420 I had at the peak there, I was getting 2,500 live viewers for a while, which was crazy. 0.99

01:14:03.300 I was like, that's what Joe Biden had on his fucking white house, fucking July 4th street. 0.98

01:14:08.280 Or he had like 10,000 or something. 0.99

01:14:09.640 I was like, that's fucking why 2,500 people's a lot, man. 0.91

01:14:12.440 That's pretty, when you picture it in your head, like that's a lot of people, especially 0.95

01:14:15.240 if you're doing this kind of thing, like that's, that's not bad.

01:14:17.180 Those are pretty decent numbers.

01:14:18.180 And then they, you know, you cut down and cut down and cut down.

01:14:20.480 He has to keep coming back.

01:14:21.320 I keep trying to draw people.

01:14:22.220 The website got taken down, had to move that. 0.96

01:14:24.420 And then it's like, well, we'll try fucking telegram now. 0.67

01:14:26.640 I got a few thousand people in there. 0.97

01:14:27.800 It just, it's, um, but it's almost better.

01:14:31.040 It's like, I, if it wasn't hard, it wouldn't be real. 0.95

01:14:34.420 Cause like how much of a fucking, are you really doing anything? 0.97

01:14:37.660 Are you really rebelling at all? 0.99

01:14:39.420 If you're like succeeding super easily, I wouldn't imagine, you know what I mean? 1.00

01:14:44.360 It's like, this is all bullshit. 0.98

01:14:46.500 I'm like, well, if it is, or if it's, why are you, why are you succeeding so well? 1.00

01:14:50.480 Like that doesn't make sense. 0.99

01:14:52.220 Um, but yeah, you're doing something better than every fucking retarded dad that hops 1.00

01:14:56.820 on Tik TOK live. 0.97

01:14:58.520 You know, I was on Tik TOK, uh, the, the, yeah, but, but, uh, one of the people ran it

01:15:05.360 for, cause I'm like, I can't, that's another great thing.

01:15:07.340 I've got people helping me do everything.

01:15:08.500 Like Greg arcade makes and runs the website, manages that whole thing.

01:15:11.520 Uh, Rocky has the Tik TOK channel and just takes clips that they think is funny and put

01:15:15.580 it up there.

01:15:15.960 It got to like 30, fucking 30, 35,000 people in like two months. 0.95

01:15:19.820 And then just, that's it. 0.97

01:15:21.140 No more.

01:15:21.820 Not moving ever again. 0.99

01:15:22.980 So it's like, fuck, you know, but it's like, you can like get in and cause damage. 0.99

01:15:27.080 I like, I sneak into platforms and just start swinging away and flipping tables until someone's 0.99

01:15:30.880 like, Hey, he's back.

01:15:32.400 Get him out of here. 1.00

01:15:32.960 And then it's like, fuck, you know, well, we'll try again. 1.00

01:15:35.160 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 1.00

01:15:36.380 Yeah.

01:15:36.760 Hold on here.

01:15:37.800 Somebody, Captain, I detect people are having fun and such as destroy them immediately.

01:15:44.220 You know, and I've been banned for life from Twitter and banned from D-Liber. 0.51

01:15:46.940 Somebody poisoned the water well.

01:15:49.520 Yeah.

01:15:50.040 Facebook, everything.

01:15:51.280 I don't know. 0.99

01:15:51.960 It's, um, it sucks, but I mean, you know, we're all fighting the same kind of shit against 0.99

01:15:56.020 these people. 0.99

01:15:56.560 It's, uh, I don't know.

01:15:59.220 We, you know, if it wasn't, if it was easier, if it was really easy.

01:16:02.900 I don't think it, it wouldn't feel real.

01:16:04.580 It's like, this is, what are you really doing?

01:16:06.660 You're just, you know, it's, it's confirmation that you're people don't like the people that

01:16:11.560 don't like me or the people that I hate.

01:16:13.440 Right.

01:16:13.840 So it's like, good.

01:16:15.400 Yeah.

01:16:15.640 That's exactly who I want to not like me.

01:16:17.660 That means I'm, it's working because if they didn't, they care enough to go this far.

01:16:22.280 So I'm really, I'm really pissing them off.

01:16:24.760 Good.

01:16:25.360 You know, and the people that I respect and like, and if they like me, I'm like, I'm doing the

01:16:28.860 right thing then. 0.98

01:16:29.540 And that's how you know you're living true to your own fucking, you know, who you are. 0.97

01:16:32.900 If you're like the people you like and respect are on, you know, yeah, we, you know, and 0.99

01:16:36.880 the people you hate, hate you.

01:16:38.200 Like, well, that's what's supposed to happen.

01:16:39.420 I really can't stand people.

01:16:41.640 Not that I can't stand them, but I know a lot of people like this is frustrating that

01:16:44.720 they're like fence sitters.

01:16:45.900 They won't pick a side.

01:16:47.280 They won't say something because they're like, well, I don't want to make anybody mad.

01:16:50.260 And I don't want, I want everybody to like me.

01:16:52.040 I have a family member that's like, just like changes the opinion depending on whoever's

01:16:56.140 in the room.

01:16:57.080 And it's like that you don't, you stand for nothing. 0.83

01:16:59.920 You're literally an empty, nothing, meaningless person.

01:17:03.040 You're just trying to please everybody all the time. 0.99

01:17:05.360 And it's so weak.

01:17:06.240 And it's so like, oh, it's so fake.

01:17:09.400 I don't know. 0.99

01:17:11.780 I had a guy, this is fucking Walt. 0.98

01:17:15.000 Me and the old lady went out for like a couple of drinks there last weekend, I believe. 0.98

01:17:19.540 And we were grabbing like some French fries at like a don't air shop and some dude like 0.95

01:17:23.960 came up and he's like, man, what you're doing is fucking a breath of fresh air. 0.86

01:17:29.780 You know, our work sites are getting to the point, man, where we can't even like work is 0.99

01:17:35.080 miserable now because you can't joke because there's some eight fucking losers standing 1.00

01:17:39.120 around. 1.00

01:17:39.660 And if you call some guy a fag for swinging a hammer a certain way, then I get wrote up 0.96

01:17:44.960 and I could possibly be suspended from my job. 1.00

01:17:47.740 So just letting you know, a lot of dudes listen to your shit while they're working with 1.00

01:17:52.940 headphones in just so they can have a fucking laugh. 1.00

01:17:55.700 So don't quit. 0.99

01:17:56.880 Please don't quit.

01:17:58.160 And that's awesome.

01:17:59.460 I am the most, me and you are the most unhirable people in Canada.

01:18:04.280 I can't quit.

01:18:05.600 So we don't have an option.

01:18:08.880 This is literally the last stop for me after this.

01:18:11.660 It's all gun in the mouth again.

01:18:13.240 And, you know, like Moses lack, I looks like it's suicide again for me.

01:18:19.700 Yeah, but I get, I get a lot of the same thing.

01:18:21.660 And it's like that that's, I mean, it's needed. 0.97

01:18:24.220 Like we need people like you to do this because it's like the entire fucking thing is against 0.94

01:18:28.960 everybody, especially if you're like a, like out this way, the way people, the attitudes 0.97

01:18:33.480 are different.

01:18:33.860 Like we just, they have different values.

01:18:35.080 They want to live a different way, whatever. 1.00

01:18:36.580 Leave them the fuck alone though. 0.99

01:18:38.560 You know, if you don't like it, then whatever. 1.00

01:18:40.400 Yes.

01:18:40.740 We're not telling people, you know, you have to live this way and you have to think that

01:18:44.700 and you can't say this. 0.99

01:18:45.700 You can't, I'm like, just fucking leave me. 0.99

01:18:47.480 I'm not fucking bothering you. 1.00

01:18:48.640 Don't fucking come over here and bother me. 1.00

01:18:49.980 Leave me the hell alone. 1.00

01:18:50.820 Leave us alone.

01:18:52.000 And they won't let them. 0.99

01:18:52.880 And now it's like, everybody's fucking depressed and miserable. 0.94

01:18:54.980 And it's like, I'm just happened to be lucky that I'm in a position where I don't 0.98

01:18:59.920 have to.

01:19:00.480 I mean, what am I going to get fired from? 1.00

01:19:03.520 Bring the blow or you're a dead man. 0.99

01:19:05.560 Yeah. 0.99

01:19:05.800 I'm sorry.

01:19:06.360 Like, that's my only boss.

01:19:07.460 This guy's all I got to worry about. 0.99

01:19:09.260 So I'm like, I can say whatever the fuck. 0.99

01:19:10.880 And it's, I'm cognizant of that because not every, very few people can do that. 0.99

01:19:14.620 Cause like, it's my job.

01:19:15.560 I can't, I got kids to feed, whatever.

01:19:17.220 So it's like, I have a responsibility in a way to keep doing it.

01:19:20.700 Like I can't like, cause there's a lot of people that are like, I wish I could say

01:19:23.160 this.

01:19:23.420 I've had cops tell me that people like a ton of people and they're like, I can't say it,

01:19:27.560 but I wish I could.

01:19:28.480 And I appreciate that you guys are doing this because it's good for my mental health 0.86

01:19:32.640 to know that I'm not in the fucking fishbowl of lunacy that they want me to think that I'm 0.96

01:19:36.900 in. 0.98

01:19:37.320 So it's more than just entertainment. 0.98

01:19:39.180 It's like a fucking, you know, and I, for me too, I'm not so much talking about myself, 0.98

01:19:43.440 but there's other people I listen to. 0.98

01:19:44.820 Like, I like your stuff and other people where it's like, if you guys didn't exist and it

01:19:49.140 was just me, I'd be like, Oh, I don't know every day.

01:19:53.780 I'd be like, today might be rope day.

01:19:55.320 I don't know, man. 0.89

01:19:56.160 It's fucking hard to be the last of the Mohicans, you know, but knowing that there's, and that's 1.00

01:20:00.240 why I like, I like doing this. 0.97

01:20:01.380 I just started doing this last week.

01:20:02.840 I had Adam Skelly on here and Sean Zimmer on here and, and, uh, Ty Nicholson was at

01:20:07.780 like, these are all just like community, you know, uh, there's, they're doing their activism 0.97

01:20:11.320 and whatever, but it's like, I'm trying to, there's a lot of these fucking people out 0.94

01:20:15.120 here that, that, that think this and agree with the stuff that we're saying and the, and 0.98

01:20:18.580 you know, our values and the, and it's not real.

01:20:21.300 The illusion is not real where it's like, you guys are a tiny minority. 0.99

01:20:24.380 No, we're not actually.

01:20:26.260 Whereas a lot of us everywhere, you guys just control everything and the media and they

01:20:30.000 want more control and they want to, you know, I'll be people.

01:20:33.100 So, and you know, and I got more guys coming next.

01:20:35.000 So it's, uh, yeah. 0.99

01:20:36.000 I mean, this is, um, if you guys didn't exist, I'd be fucked. 0.99

01:20:39.100 Cause I, I don't know. 0.93

01:20:40.040 So it's, uh, it's every, but it's just as helps me just as much as what he needs, their 0.93

01:20:45.040 fucking sanity outlet, I guess, whatever that is. 0.90

01:20:47.280 Yeah. 0.98

01:20:49.300 And even if it's just listening to something, if it's helping somebody get through, it's,

01:20:54.660 it's pretty cool watching it grow too, isn't it?

01:20:57.140 Like it's, it's, it's, it's, uh, it's rather humbling. 0.97

01:21:00.300 The other day I'm walking to go get a coffee and some kid fucking on a construction site 0.98

01:21:05.760 was like helping back this fucking forklift up. 0.99

01:21:08.580 And once they dropped it and the obvious, like there was a quick interaction. 1.00

01:21:11.880 He goes, they like, look, he goes, dude, I'm listening to your shit right now. 0.98

01:21:14.340 And showed me his phone and was like listening to an episode. 0.99

01:21:17.180 I'm like, I just like looked at my girl at the girl, like what, what the fuck is happening? 0.97

01:21:23.040 Isn't that weird? 0.93

01:21:23.920 It was just like, it was so cool.

01:21:25.300 It's so weird.

01:21:26.380 It's, it's like, I don't know how to wrap my head.

01:21:29.080 It's so bizarre.

01:21:30.000 Like people that follow you, you know?

01:21:32.000 Yeah.

01:21:32.520 It's so weird to accept that and acknowledge that.

01:21:34.900 Cause for a while I was just like, no, no, no.

01:21:36.720 Like I'm just in denial.

01:21:38.300 You know what I mean? 1.00

01:21:38.980 I'm like, no, I'm just an idiot. 1.00

01:21:40.300 You're in the constant state of it. 1.00

01:21:41.940 Yeah.

01:21:42.380 And then I like a couple of times, like not a lot. 0.52

01:21:45.440 I mean, I'm not a huge fucking, you know, but every once in a while, I've probably had

01:21:48.940 this happen four times now where somebody's like stopped me at a Tim Hortons or a liquor 0.94

01:21:52.160 store.

01:21:52.580 I was in a liquor store with a chick one time. 0.92

01:21:54.160 So I was like, thanks a lot, dude. 0.95

01:21:55.500 You fucking helped out big time for that, for that, for that evening. 0.94

01:21:59.380 And we were looking at something and I was like, I don't want to drink that. 1.00

01:22:01.740 This, you know, shit. 0.99

01:22:02.420 And this guy stopped and he's got a work vest on. 1.00

01:22:04.240 Right.

01:22:04.480 So he's clearly coming home from work, getting beers and he stopped.

01:22:06.820 Yeah.

01:22:07.080 He turns and goes, I know that voice.

01:22:08.880 I was like, Oh, for always when someone goes, wait a minute, I think I know I'm, I'm getting 0.97

01:22:13.700 ready to get beat up every time I'm always assuming somebody's going to fucking come after 0.84

01:22:17.440 me, but it's always positive. 0.96

01:22:18.820 And they're always like, Hey, you know, and I'm like, that's so bizarre to me.

01:22:22.280 And to see like other people, I had one guy who I've been following forever.

01:22:26.360 He was like famous in the military and I might be getting them in here next week.

01:22:29.500 So that's, I'm like, they'll like, I'd be actually like, don't fuck this up.

01:22:32.820 This guy's amazing.

01:22:33.520 Uh, he was like a career special forces guy.

01:22:35.880 He's the world arm wrestling champion, like of all time. 1.00

01:22:38.820 He's a fucking beast, uh, Devin, the rat. 0.99

01:22:40.900 And I was like, and he like started following me on the, on the internet. 1.00

01:22:43.700 And I'm like, what the fuck is going on? 0.70

01:22:46.040 And then he played, like, it was a video of him watching me laughing about it. 0.99

01:22:50.480 And I was like, this is surreal.

01:22:52.260 This is wild.

01:22:53.440 You know, it's so weird to watch other people watching it.

01:22:56.760 Like, it's very strange.

01:22:58.680 It's a very strange feeling.

01:22:59.680 And I think it should be healthy if, if you don't feel that way, if you're like, yeah,

01:23:04.680 this rules, like you might be a psychopath. 0.96

01:23:07.640 You might be a narcissist. 1.00

01:23:08.660 It's like, yeah, you're enjoying it too much.

01:23:11.420 Yeah.

01:23:11.940 There's yeah.

01:23:13.580 You're a bit of a sociopath and like a little bit of every path. 0.97

01:23:19.640 It's not normal. 1.00

01:23:20.600 A few mental diseases.

01:23:22.420 It shouldn't feel normal.

01:23:23.840 Yeah. 0.97

01:23:24.040 It should feel weird as fuck. 0.77

01:23:25.220 Yeah. 0.97

01:23:25.560 It is.

01:23:25.920 And yeah, I appreciate the, you know, it's, it's wild.

01:23:28.760 It's crazy.

01:23:29.240 And it's like I said, you almost feel like a responsibility is, I mean, it's, we're all

01:23:34.680 just people.

01:23:35.300 We're all just dudes. 0.98

01:23:35.940 And they're like, I get fucking depressed. 0.99

01:23:37.180 And I mean, I've got fucking all kinds of brain injuries and head problems. 0.99

01:23:39.940 I'm just like, that happens all the time. 1.00

01:23:41.400 I'm just like, fuck, you know, you beat yourself up and you're like, this sucks. 0.99

01:23:44.780 I don't want to, but it keeps you going, honestly. 1.00

01:23:46.700 Cause I don't know what, if I wasn't doing this, I have no fucking idea.

01:23:49.640 I was not in good shape when I got out of the military. 0.73

01:23:52.560 I was like, yeah, I'm just going to all figure it out.

01:23:54.820 And then I basically sat home on the couch and just drank like for a year. 0.93

01:23:58.980 I'm like, I have no fucking idea what to do with myself at all. 0.69

01:24:02.680 Like nothing is interesting to me. 0.92

01:24:04.560 And they're like, just do this or just do that.

01:24:06.400 I'm like, the idea of going to school is like someone being like, Hey, have you ever thought

01:24:11.320 about just cutting your eyelids off?

01:24:13.220 And I'm like, no, I've never considered doing that.

01:24:15.520 That is never something I'm going to do.

01:24:16.880 Like, it's physically painful to think of.

01:24:18.620 Like, I can't go in that environment with these people, the safe space.

01:24:21.980 You know what I mean?

01:24:22.300 I know who I am and I know what I can do. 0.98

01:24:24.040 And that's not one of those fucking things. 0.99

01:24:25.740 I can't go to fucking school, man. 0.99

01:24:27.360 I can't, I can't, you know, can't sit there in a class all day. 1.00

01:24:30.380 I'm just not that kind of guy. 0.99

01:24:32.220 And, uh, so I didn't know what the fuck. 0.98

01:24:33.740 And then this just kind of happened. 0.97

01:24:34.960 The thought of like.

01:24:37.300 Yeah, go ahead.

01:24:38.020 Yeah.

01:24:38.540 Like working a regular job.

01:24:39.940 Like I can't.

01:24:41.740 Yeah.

01:24:42.020 Like the thought of that, just like, Oh God, I couldn't imagine.

01:24:46.160 I couldn't go back.

01:24:47.040 And like, do you ever get like, go work a real job.

01:24:51.080 Go work a real job.

01:24:51.700 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:24:52.380 It's like, man, I can't.

01:24:53.680 I literally can't.

01:24:54.900 I, it'll be over.

01:24:56.100 It'd be done with. 0.99

01:24:56.840 I can't fucking. 0.99

01:24:58.200 I'd have to tap out. 0.99

01:24:59.640 And you know what?

01:25:00.500 I mean, like the old lady said before too, it's like, um.

01:25:03.460 Yeah.

01:25:03.600 Like, good, good.

01:25:04.120 And I think that about myself.

01:25:05.780 It's like, dude, what am I doing?

01:25:06.880 Like, you know what I mean?

01:25:07.380 Everybody has those self-doubt moments.

01:25:08.840 The important thing is that you don't succumb to them.

01:25:11.340 They pop in there and then you got to go. 1.00

01:25:12.740 Fuck you, loser. 1.00

01:25:14.960 And then you throw that stupid shit out of your head and carry on. 1.00

01:25:17.840 You know, it comes in there and it's like, you don't even like, dude, you're a clown on the internet. 1.00

01:25:21.060 That's ridiculous. 1.00

01:25:22.000 Like, this is stupid. 1.00

01:25:22.940 Get a fucking real job. 1.00

01:25:24.020 Because I've had offers to go do like military contracting work in Africa and shit. 1.00

01:25:27.700 I'll just go be a mercenary and smash people. 0.99

01:25:30.300 Like, and it's well paying. 0.91

01:25:31.520 It's like 12 grand a month.

01:25:32.660 So I'm like, you know.

01:25:34.980 And, but you know, it's not, it's like, this is a real job.

01:25:37.380 I do this.

01:25:38.200 I get to make people feel better.

01:25:39.280 They're entertained.

01:25:39.860 They're happy.

01:25:40.400 I get paid. 1.00

01:25:41.180 The fucking food's in the fridge. 1.00

01:25:42.280 Like, that is a job. 1.00

01:25:44.240 I do a thing and I get paid.

01:25:46.880 And that is a job. 0.99

01:25:48.600 What the fuck is a real job? 0.99

01:25:50.060 You know, what the fuck is a real job? 1.00

01:25:52.600 Is there, like, do you have to wake up pissed off at the world every fucking day? 1.00

01:25:56.200 Do you got to put on work boots and go and listen to some old cunt that's going to sit there and tell you what to do? 1.00

01:26:00.940 Like, what is a real job? 1.00

01:26:02.980 Quite honestly.

01:26:03.780 You know what it is?

01:26:04.500 If somebody could explain that.

01:26:06.400 It's like, I'll explain it.

01:26:08.120 I'll explain it right now. 1.00

01:26:09.360 It's like the fucking guy that got out of prison and he's outside the gates, like eating donuts and like, you know, this old lady's there jerking them off. 0.99

01:26:17.660 And he's like, how's it going, boys? 1.00

01:26:19.240 And they're just pissed off that you got out and they didn't.

01:26:22.000 Like, I'm having a great time.

01:26:23.420 Like, my life is pretty good.

01:26:24.660 Like, I'm doing what I want.

01:26:26.320 You know, I'm fulfilled and satisfied.

01:26:28.120 I like, I have a purpose.

01:26:29.160 I'm doing all the things. 0.99

01:26:29.820 And they're slaving away at some shit office job or whatever that they hate themselves. 1.00

01:26:34.120 They go home, drink. 0.99

01:26:35.600 Their wife sleeps in a different bedroom and they're just like, get a real job. 0.92

01:26:39.100 Yeah, thanks, big wheel.

01:26:40.160 I'll be sure to take your advice.

01:26:41.640 You know, you're clearly doing awesome.

01:26:43.200 Yeah.

01:26:45.120 They're just mad.

01:26:46.180 They're just jealous. 0.91

01:26:46.900 I like it.

01:26:48.420 A hundred percent.

01:26:49.340 That's all it is. 0.98

01:26:50.000 Because for a moment there, it was like really bugging me to like get over the fact of like whatever the fuck it is you're doing. 0.97

01:26:56.560 Is it right? 0.97

01:26:58.020 Is it wrong?

01:26:58.740 I don't know.

01:26:59.600 And I question myself way too much.

01:27:02.360 Yeah.

01:27:03.200 Like, while you're working in like me going on the internet, I was a contract operator.

01:27:08.800 So, like, I'm liable at any moment to get fired.

01:27:12.800 So, what I'm doing is like literally setting myself up for failure on both ends. 0.98

01:27:18.320 Because if this doesn't work and I get fired and I have that shit on the internet, what company is going to want to hire that guy? 1.00

01:27:24.740 You know, there's probably a small company that'd be like, we got the guy that said, fuck you, no. 0.99

01:27:29.480 It's interesting that, and you said this earlier about like the back being against the wall kind of thing. 0.99

01:27:34.420 It's like an old fate.

01:27:35.620 Like, that's a real thing that I can't remember where it's from.

01:27:38.600 I know they like represented a little bit in that Batman movie with, I was born in the dark, molded by it.

01:27:44.700 You know, I was never offended until I was nearly a man, you know.

01:27:49.280 And so, like, for him to escape the cave, he has to jump with no safety harness because he's got no choice.

01:27:56.120 You know, it's like you either make this jump or you die.

01:27:58.460 You know, like, that's the motivation to succeed.

01:28:00.960 I can't remember.

01:28:01.600 It was somebody else.

01:28:02.200 I don't know if it was David Goggins or whoever it was.

01:28:03.720 Basically talking about, don't have a plan B.

01:28:06.160 Like, this is what I'm doing and I must succeed at all costs.

01:28:09.920 You know what I mean?

01:28:10.620 That's the attitude you have to have because if you're like, if you leave yourself a safe – and at the time, I was like, that's crazy.

01:28:15.440 Everybody should have, you know, a backup plan or something.

01:28:18.120 But when you really think about it, it's like your mind, as soon as it gets hard, you're going to go, well, I'll just go to my backup plan.

01:28:26.880 You know, like, as soon as you start – that's going to be in your head as an option.

01:28:30.540 And you're going to be tempted to quit and give up and do something else.

01:28:33.020 So it's like, no, no, no, no. 1.00

01:28:34.060 Throw the fucking safety net away entirely and be like, let's Ric Flair this bitch, you know. 1.00

01:28:39.340 We're going or we're not – you know, this is going to happen one way or another or I'm a dead man. 1.00

01:28:43.660 You know, it's like necessity is the mother of invention.

01:28:46.100 And it's like, I've got no choice.

01:28:47.560 This is what I have to do.

01:28:48.960 So I'm all in.

01:28:52.660 100%.

01:28:53.060 100%.

01:28:54.420 Yeah, like, because there's never been an option of going back.

01:28:57.640 I thought about it and then, like, I was humming and hawing when I got laid off and this was, like, my job kind of, you know, we lost our contract.

01:29:09.220 So it got handed over to somebody else and then it was kind of taking off.

01:29:13.400 And then, like, we were generating income with it and everything.

01:29:16.740 So then it was like, well, what's the worst that's going to happen? 0.99

01:29:20.200 I can always just go back to fucking work. 0.98

01:29:22.500 It's not like construction or pipelines or any of this is going anywhere. 0.98

01:29:25.880 This is, like, something very new, unique.

01:29:28.800 It's fun.

01:29:29.900 I enjoy doing it.

01:29:31.160 I'm having a time, dude.

01:29:32.640 Mine as well.

01:29:33.700 And then once you bury into the idea, like, yeah, you can fucking do this for a living and you can start, like –

01:29:40.040 and then once your head starts spinning of, like, oh, I can do stand-up now and with the brand and then I can do more clothing designs and, like, you can keep yourself busy. 1.00

01:29:48.000 So I've never burnt the fucking bridge of ever going back to, like, that shit. 1.00

01:29:52.100 Like, I don't ever want to go back to that shit. 1.00

01:29:54.480 Me too. 1.00

01:29:54.700 I can easily get up at any time, any fucking day and wake up and do this shit for 12 hours, 14 hours, 4 hours. 0.99

01:30:03.220 I can put the time in and I don't mind doing it. 0.99

01:30:06.320 I actually enjoy doing it. 0.96

01:30:08.120 It's – and I do – I mean, it's a lot of work and I'm always like, fuck, I got so much shit to do, like, to get these streams and stuff ready. 0.98

01:30:13.440 You can't just sit down. 0.98

01:30:14.380 Like, I got to read so much shit and then think of – sometimes a lot of the jokes, sometimes I think of them ahead of time. 0.98

01:30:19.080 I'll make, like, a little note, like, that's funny. 0.99

01:30:20.320 Or I'll play this music and I'll do, like, fake game shows. 1.00

01:30:23.100 Just stupid shit that I think of. 1.00

01:30:24.460 But you have to do the work. 1.00

01:30:25.760 You can't just – that doesn't just happen. 0.99

01:30:27.680 You have to fucking get all this shit together and organize it and set all this fucking shit up and then, you know, get it ready and get yourself in the fucking right headspace and everything. 0.99

01:30:34.540 But I don't hate it at all. 1.00

01:30:35.840 It's not like the army where I'm like, every step with this rucksack on my back makes me want to shoot myself.

01:30:41.140 You know what I mean?

01:30:41.640 Like, this is awful.

01:30:43.140 I'm tired of sleeping in the mud and getting rained on and screamed. 0.98

01:30:47.400 Like, this sucks, man. 0.99

01:30:48.500 And this is the shitty part. 1.00

01:30:50.360 The best part of the – the best part of the infantry job is doing it for real where people try to fucking kill you. 0.99

01:30:56.080 So I'm like, this is maybe not the best career. 0.99

01:30:59.280 I really enjoyed it before I was in there.

01:31:01.160 But, I mean, I kind of outgrew it.

01:31:02.480 And, I mean, I don't want to ever have to go back to that. 0.97

01:31:04.720 I fucking will, though, Canada, Ottawa. 0.98

01:31:06.600 I fucking will if I have to. 0.99

01:31:08.140 I just want to get crazy? 1.00

01:31:09.120 You want to get nuts? 0.98

01:31:09.900 Let's get nuts.

01:31:10.600 But, I mean, that's not what I want to do.

01:31:12.500 I like doing this.

01:31:13.800 And it's like, you know, if you enjoy what you're doing, you'll never work a day in your life or something like that.

01:31:18.540 Or do what you love and you'll never – you know, it's fun.

01:31:22.300 I enjoy doing this.

01:31:23.040 And I could literally do this all day.

01:31:24.240 I do do it all day now, right?

01:31:26.600 And, like, it's harder when you're not succeeding when you're first starting out.

01:31:30.420 And it's like, is this going to work? 0.99

01:31:31.960 Do I look – am I an idiot, you know? 1.00

01:31:33.960 And I can't – what am I going to do? 0.98

01:31:35.940 Like, Google my name and the stuff that comes up is like, oof.

01:31:38.840 You know what I mean?

01:31:39.620 And it's like, oh, man, no.

01:31:41.260 I'm never going to get – what am I going to do?

01:31:43.120 Like, I can't – I'm not going to be a politician. 0.99

01:31:44.860 I've said too much shit that's true. 0.98

01:31:46.360 So I can't do that. 1.00

01:31:47.320 You have to lie for a living to be a politician and tell people what they want to hear.

01:31:51.360 That bridge is long gone. 0.99

01:31:53.420 You know, I can't fucking – 0.98

01:31:54.840 Oh, yes. 0.95

01:31:55.320 Probably can't do anything in mainstream media ever because, again, same reasons.

01:31:59.180 I've talked too much about too many people that are – and anything else.

01:32:04.100 It's like, who's going to hire – and what would I even do?

01:32:05.820 Like, I was thinking that. 0.92

01:32:06.920 Like, what the fuck am I going to do if I don't do this? 0.99

01:32:09.660 Am I going to work at fucking Staples Business Depot? 0.99

01:32:12.300 Like, I can't – it's not – I need to do something like this. 0.98

01:32:16.300 So at least they'll – they'll always be, you know, comedy and shit like that.

01:32:21.400 So, yeah, I'm just lucky to –

01:32:23.260 I want to still be here doing this a couple years.

01:32:28.460 It's a weird life.

01:32:30.600 But, you know, I can't believe it exists.

01:32:32.740 It is strange.

01:32:34.080 Yeah.

01:32:35.340 And we're living in the best era of it.

01:32:37.800 It almost – like, the climate is perfect for it, for people like you and I.

01:32:43.440 The –

01:32:44.800 It wouldn't work if it was –

01:32:46.280 The technology that we –

01:32:48.100 Like, it wouldn't work if it was, like, the 70s where it's –

01:32:51.260 Everyone agrees with you.

01:32:52.560 No.

01:32:52.740 Like, you know what's terrible? 1.00

01:32:54.140 He's fucking liberals. 1.00

01:32:55.120 And, like, everyone's like, yeah, we know. 1.00

01:32:57.120 Like, you have an enemy to fight.

01:33:00.100 You know what I mean?

01:33:00.440 That's what makes it – there's something to do.

01:33:02.960 Otherwise, it's like, I don't know.

01:33:04.360 What would we talk about?

01:33:06.660 Like, if you're that kind of –

01:33:08.800 You know what I mean?

01:33:09.280 You need to have something to, you know, to struggle against or there's nothing to do.

01:33:14.360 And that's why there's no comedians in authoritarian countries.

01:33:16.960 I don't like people that tell the truth.

01:33:20.860 And that's basically the essence of what that is.

01:33:22.680 Like, and you're saying, like, racist jokes.

01:33:24.040 Like, I was being racist to these people.

01:33:25.640 It's a joke.

01:33:26.540 Like, we're – and we're all very aware that we're different racists.

01:33:29.580 You know what I mean?

01:33:30.020 Like, everyone is – I'm pretty sure the Asians are aware they look different and we look different. 0.99

01:33:34.180 And there's different cultures and different things.

01:33:36.260 But that's what makes people interesting.

01:33:38.240 That's what makes them cool.

01:33:40.220 That's what – I mean, I was talking to a guy.

01:33:42.840 Believe it or not, I do know black people, right?

01:33:45.180 And this guy was – he was talking about a – I don't know if it was a joke or a comedian.

01:33:48.760 Yeah, I know, right? 0.82

01:33:49.680 Some of the followers are even black. 0.99

01:33:51.160 It's insane for as racist as I am. 0.99

01:33:53.300 So they must just not have gotten the memo.

01:33:54.800 Are you sure?

01:33:55.720 I know.

01:33:56.800 Well, I haven't checked.

01:33:58.040 But, you know.

01:33:58.780 But they're like, you know what I hate? 0.93

01:34:01.380 And it's like when people – like a black dude will go hang out with a bunch of white people and try to act like them. 0.95

01:34:08.040 You know, or a white guy will come hang out with these dudes and then act like he's black. 0.75

01:34:11.880 It's like, dude, what are you doing? 0.96

01:34:13.080 Like, stop – just be you.

01:34:14.400 That's why we like you and that's why it's interesting.

01:34:16.600 Do you know what I mean?

01:34:16.980 I don't want to see this weird, you know, show you're putting on.

01:34:21.220 You know, it's interesting and fun that everybody's different, has their own way of doing things and their own way of talking.

01:34:25.880 Like, whatever.

01:34:26.920 It's not – like, making fun of that isn't like, you know, like, ha-ha, they did this.

01:34:31.380 It's funny because it's different. 0.99

01:34:32.640 And then they go, ha-ha, yeah, and you're stupid too because of this. 0.99

01:34:34.920 And you're like, yeah, it's all – it's weird. 1.00

01:34:36.600 Life is weird, you know.

01:34:37.840 And they're like, that's genocide.

01:34:39.160 That's basically genocide.

01:34:40.280 No, it's not.

01:34:40.900 Genocide is genocide.

01:34:41.900 We're just making jokes, okay?

01:34:43.600 It's not violence.

01:34:44.640 I'm not hurting anybody.

01:34:45.720 And it's funny.

01:34:46.500 Everybody laughs at it.

01:34:47.360 There's good nature in comedy.

01:34:48.800 It's different when it's like – what's the – Richardson, right?

01:34:52.220 Kramer.

01:34:52.880 Remember the infamous incident where somebody was heckling him and then he went on this big racist tirade?

01:34:56.880 Like, he was just trying to insult the guy and hurt his feelings.

01:34:59.540 That's different, you know.

01:35:00.420 That's being actually racist.

01:35:01.820 You're just trying to attack somebody and harm them in some way. 0.99

01:35:04.560 And you got nothing, so I'm just going to attack them. 0.99

01:35:06.980 They're physically, physical appearance.

01:35:08.520 It's like the bottom of the barrel, you know. 1.00

01:35:10.460 The one word that I know that's going to fucking set this bitch off. 1.00

01:35:14.700 Yeah, and what is that? 1.00

01:35:15.540 That's a low-hanging fruit fucking weak thing to do anyway, right? 0.94

01:35:18.540 That's not a very – that's not a very talented comedian. 0.97

01:35:21.860 It's like, I know. 0.99

01:35:23.560 I'll call him a fucking – 0.99

01:35:25.160 It was sweet, man. 1.00

01:35:27.300 Oh, sorry.

01:35:28.560 No, what was it?

01:35:29.380 It must be just, like, off by a millisecond.

01:35:32.640 But it was sweet down there, dude.

01:35:35.600 All the black guys liked me.

01:35:37.420 I didn't – and, like, then afterwards is because it's, like, just your attitude. 0.99

01:35:41.600 You're Canadian and, like, your attitude is, like – it matches, like, you don't give a fuck. 1.00

01:35:45.680 They don't give a fuck. 1.00

01:35:46.620 So it's like – 0.99

01:35:47.280 Yeah.

01:35:47.340 And wrestling.

01:35:48.280 I'm a huge wrestling fan.

01:35:49.320 Oh, dude.

01:35:50.160 You look like Ryan Dawson is, too.

01:35:51.640 We talk wrestling all the time. 1.00

01:35:53.480 Oh, fuck yeah, man. 1.00

01:35:55.160 What? 1.00

01:35:56.180 I mean –

01:35:56.700 What?

01:35:58.820 Two beers.

01:36:00.260 What?

01:36:01.020 Yeah.

01:36:01.960 Like, I'd end up talking wrestling with all these guys after because I'm wearing, like, a Heartbreak Kid t-shirt.

01:36:08.460 Yeah.

01:36:08.600 It'd be, like, a quick little, like, eh?

01:36:11.100 Yeah.

01:36:11.840 Was that your guy, Shawn Michaels?

01:36:13.080 They'd have a Ross.

01:36:14.340 The one – him and Stone Cold.

01:36:17.500 Yeah.

01:36:17.900 I liked Triple H and The Rock for some reason.

01:36:20.420 The Rock.

01:36:20.860 I kind of got old with him.

01:36:22.120 I like Triple H, the bad guy.

01:36:23.940 That was my favorite.

01:36:25.440 Oh.

01:36:26.040 Just mean, you know.

01:36:27.160 When he was, like, part of DX.

01:36:28.680 The game.

01:36:29.480 Yeah.

01:36:29.920 You know, when he was doing that whole thing? 0.97

01:36:31.800 He was the game and was fucking – 0.98

01:36:33.240 I'm ready to play the game. 1.00

01:36:36.020 Cerebral Assassin.

01:36:36.960 He was just jacked. 0.99

01:36:38.000 He was just – and he was just a monster.

01:36:39.700 I just – the motorhead angle, the – you know, he'd come out with the leather jackets 0.58

01:36:42.900 and he's just dummying people with sledgehammers.

01:36:44.900 I'm like, this guy rules. 1.00

01:36:46.260 Fuck you guys. 1.00

01:36:47.100 He rules. 1.00

01:36:47.700 Yeah. 1.00

01:36:48.860 Like, Triple H is such an asshole. 1.00

01:36:50.500 I'm like, no, he rules. 1.00

01:36:51.300 Triple H is awesome.

01:36:52.180 So, you know, there was, like – wrestling was great.

01:36:55.420 The Kurt Angle stuff.

01:36:56.840 But, yeah, like, it brings people together and that's all I've ever cared about.

01:37:00.560 I mean, so you've got these people that are super obsessed with, you know, race and this

01:37:04.000 kind of thing.

01:37:04.440 And it's like, if you're – you know, look, that's how you get a good society.

01:37:08.240 If everybody is, you know – well, that doesn't really – if everybody is just not a piece 0.98

01:37:13.420 of shit, right, and you just value people – and if these guys are right, like, well, 0.98

01:37:17.180 our race is better than whatever – well, if that's true, then if you just judge people 0.99

01:37:20.540 based on, you know, their virtues and being a good person, it'll sort itself out anyway,

01:37:24.700 won't it? 0.97

01:37:25.700 Won't all the shitty people be the same people you hate anyway? 0.99

01:37:28.340 Or – you know what I mean? 0.99

01:37:29.780 Wouldn't that work? 0.99

01:37:30.380 I really don't give a shit. 0.99

01:37:31.440 I don't care. 0.99

01:37:31.960 I think there's all kinds of people that follow this and it's like, are you a piece 1.00

01:37:34.740 of shit or not? 1.00

01:37:35.380 That's really all I care about. 1.00

01:37:36.860 Like, are we on the same page here with, like, how fucked everything is? 1.00

01:37:39.680 And, like, these people are bad and evil. 1.00

01:37:41.400 Like, you understand that, right?

01:37:42.600 Are we on the same – okay, good, roger that.

01:37:44.360 I really don't care otherwise. 1.00

01:37:45.420 As long as they're not trying to, you know, fuck with me or, you know, lie or – you 1.00

01:37:48.920 know what I mean? 0.99

01:37:50.060 If they're – sincerely, you know, then cool.

01:37:53.320 Like, I don't care.

01:37:54.460 It doesn't matter to me at all.

01:37:56.320 Well, you know, some people are obsessed with this.

01:37:58.820 I got a couple of messages here.

01:38:00.020 Dude from Ontario says, thanks for all you do and all rocked up.

01:38:02.680 This is in Texas.

01:38:03.540 This guy's down in Texas. 0.99

01:38:05.380 It says, America appreciates you both for what you are being real in such fake-ass clown world. 0.95

01:38:09.840 Thanks for being the voices and loudspeakers for our entertainment. 0.92

01:38:12.840 The laughs and sanity are priceless.

01:38:15.520 I was joking last night.

01:38:17.160 Like, here's a joke.

01:38:18.000 Go long, homers.

01:38:19.140 Yeah, hell yeah.

01:38:20.360 Go Texans.

01:38:21.480 Go Texans.

01:38:22.300 If you're George Bush.

01:38:23.340 Hey, I'm more of a baseball guy.

01:38:26.180 I was, like, again, like a joke that just – Texas, I don't know.

01:38:29.080 It just popped in.

01:38:29.900 And it's, like, maybe I should write these down and then refine them later as jokes.

01:38:33.180 But when am I ever going to be in Texas?

01:38:34.300 I don't know.

01:38:35.260 But it was, like, the Texas voice.

01:38:37.800 And I was talking about how I'm so loud and angry.

01:38:40.080 Like, I'm an – it was, like, when a man is really angry, when you really need to be worried is when it's, like, Texas angry. 0.98

01:38:46.200 Where you're, like, doing something fucked up. 0.93

01:38:48.140 And he's just got, like, this huge belt buckle and a Stetson on. 0.99

01:38:51.500 And he just got, like, one hand in his fucking jeans and a big chew on his lip. 0.98

01:38:55.840 And he's just, like, me and you are going to have to have a little problem here. 1.00

01:39:00.620 Like, that guy's about to kill you.

01:39:02.460 He's not – they're, like, like, oh, he's in a tire and a rage.

01:39:06.180 Like, I'm just blowing off steam.

01:39:07.520 If the guy's, like, just – listen, man.

01:39:10.120 Like, you're in trouble.

01:39:11.520 He's going to hurt you.

01:39:12.920 When he goes quiet and stops moving around, that's a bad sign.

01:39:17.180 That's, like, a rattlesnake that's about to attack you. 0.99

01:39:19.840 Goddamn rattlesnake. 0.99

01:39:21.020 Yeah, when somebody – 1.00

01:39:21.940 Texas rattlesnake.

01:39:23.160 When they talk in that, like, calm voice, it's, like, all right.

01:39:26.120 Yeah, it's creepy.

01:39:26.960 Yeah.

01:39:27.380 We have an issue. 1.00

01:39:28.960 Yeah, it's, like, oh, fuck. 1.00

01:39:30.520 This guy – 1.00

01:39:30.780 Listen, fella, me and you –

01:39:31.940 Me and you are going to have to go outside.

01:39:33.860 We're going to have to have a little chit-chat, me and you.

01:39:36.700 Know what I'm saying?

01:39:37.920 Behind –

01:39:38.680 Behind the pickup.

01:39:41.740 Behind the shed.

01:39:44.220 Oh, no.

01:39:45.420 He's serious.

01:39:46.200 Like, the guy – it's, like, the guy's all hooting and hollering and putting on a big show.

01:39:48.980 He's, like, he's not serious.

01:39:49.940 Like, I'd be way more concerned with the quiet guy who's just, like, says four words all night.

01:39:54.580 Like, oh, no. 0.91

01:39:55.580 He's going to kill me. 0.86

01:39:56.600 Oh, no. 0.60

01:39:57.820 Yeah, the loud guy's all, like, that's an act.

01:40:01.260 Yeah, he's Texas angry now.

01:40:03.880 Yeah.

01:40:05.860 Once they get Texas angry, you're in trouble.

01:40:07.660 Once they stop talking.

01:40:08.960 Oh, I keep losing to you.

01:40:12.660 Oh, there we go.

01:40:16.120 Back –

01:40:17.040 I always got to move the screen around.

01:40:19.080 Are you going back there anytime soon, or was you – like, yeah, so I was curious how you got there.

01:40:22.980 It was one of the guys that you met on the road was just, like, come to Texas and bomb.

01:40:27.820 That was the whole plan.

01:40:28.880 They were trying to set you up to see if you would do it.

01:40:33.640 Yeah, I think it was kind of –

01:40:37.160 The one dude knew about all my stuff online and shit like that.

01:40:42.060 And then I met – Jason Rouse is his name.

01:40:46.400 And Jason then – we talked in January.

01:40:51.800 I had him on the podcast and stuff like that and got to know him.

01:40:56.300 Me and him got along well.

01:40:57.400 And then he put – I was also in contact with one guy.

01:41:02.220 Sam Walker toured with him.

01:41:04.020 And then Forte knew him as well.

01:41:05.840 So they were kind of all – they knew one another.

01:41:08.520 And then I kind of started to get to know those fellas.

01:41:11.580 And then Rouse asked me if I'd be interested in coming down there. 0.99

01:41:16.620 And I'm like, fuck, yeah. 0.99

01:41:18.160 Like, I'm just letting you know. 0.99

01:41:20.040 Like, I'm really new to this.

01:41:21.600 And like I said before, and he's like, well, either you're in or out.

01:41:25.780 So make a decision.

01:41:27.660 I was like, yeah, I'm in.

01:41:28.920 I'll do anything to get down there.

01:41:30.380 So then dude went out of his way to kind of get us intertwined with the Texas –

01:41:38.560 or the Austin comedy scene.

01:41:40.360 And one guy that went down a little earlier and was crushing all the open mics,

01:41:44.180 got to know people, did like the – you know, oh, I got some guys coming down.

01:41:47.960 I got some guys coming down. 0.73

01:41:49.560 And like helps kind of open up some doors for us, which was fucking phenomenal

01:41:54.660 because we just walked in and we got to do these open mics and guest spots

01:41:59.760 all across the city. 0.97

01:42:01.160 And it was fucking phenomenal. 0.99

01:42:02.860 Like, it was such a unique experience to be this early into the fucking game, man. 0.99

01:42:10.340 Like, it's like insane. 0.99

01:42:13.740 It's surreal, to be honest, as like a year into doing stand-up

01:42:18.440 and I get opportunities presented to me like that is just like, I don't know.

01:42:22.940 Yeah.

01:42:23.120 It's tough to wrap your head around because then like the possibilities now become

01:42:26.820 endless for these next coming years.

01:42:28.860 You could go anywhere.

01:42:29.700 As long as you stick to it and you're like – yeah. 0.99

01:42:33.000 And really like put your fucking mind into this and try. 0.99

01:42:39.540 Like don't just be a dickhead and just think that you can walk in there. 1.00

01:42:43.040 It's funny that it's such a cliche – 0.99

01:42:45.760 Get up there.

01:42:47.340 It's such a cliche thing to say, but it's like people are afraid to try

01:42:51.700 because they might fail, you know?

01:42:54.240 It's like I don't want to be seen to be clearly trying hard to do something

01:42:57.660 and it doesn't succeed. 1.00

01:42:58.720 I'm going to look like a fucking idiot. 1.00

01:43:00.500 So it's almost – it's like I'm just barely – like I was doing that for a little while. 1.00

01:43:04.260 I'm just like, oh, this is – I wasn't really trying because I don't want to – 0.99

01:43:07.040 I won't want to try and it's shit. 0.97

01:43:10.220 I look – you know what I mean? 0.97

01:43:11.280 But eventually at some point you've got to be like, are you doing this or not?

01:43:14.720 You know?

01:43:15.140 Like if you're going to do it, do it.

01:43:16.640 You know?

01:43:16.960 Spend the money. 1.00

01:43:17.820 Get the fucking, you know, work done. 1.00

01:43:19.260 Hire people. 1.00

01:43:19.880 You've got to do it. 0.99

01:43:20.540 Do what the fuck – whatever you think you need to do, do it. 1.00

01:43:23.080 Don't fucking sit there and be like half-assing anything 0.99

01:43:25.780 because nobody ever succeeded at fucking anything being half-assing it like that, right? 0.99

01:43:29.880 So, you know. 0.97

01:43:31.040 No, man.

01:43:32.040 Just do the – like whatever it is.

01:43:33.360 And I sat down and really – it all – oh.

01:43:36.040 No, go ahead.

01:43:37.040 Sorry.

01:43:37.380 I sat down and I thought it all through and I'm like, what's the worst possible thing that could happen?

01:43:42.680 Okay.

01:43:43.700 You go down there, which I expected that.

01:43:47.480 That was the worst.

01:43:48.540 What's the best?

01:43:49.320 Oh, you go down there. 0.97

01:43:50.560 I'm fucking – I didn't notice that. 0.99

01:43:54.220 What's that? 1.00

01:43:55.020 I'm a jerk-off over here. 1.00

01:43:56.860 I'm sitting over here doing the fucking jerk-off and be like, oh, this one, this one. 1.00

01:44:00.700 But anyway, like the worst possible thing that can fucking happen is me go bomb on every guest spot 0.99

01:44:07.780 that they're going to present to me. 0.99

01:44:09.560 The best possible thing is I go down there and I murder for fucking the whole time. 0.99

01:44:15.060 And, you know, anywhere in between is fucking great, especially up here. 0.99

01:44:19.080 Even if I bomb for eight shows, it shows that I'm serious enough to fucking pack my bags 0.97

01:44:24.860 when the government is telling us that, no, you can't go here, you can't do this, 0.95

01:44:29.300 and put all these hoops to get just down there. 0.98

01:44:33.360 And it kind of showed like, okay, this fucking kid really wants to get down here and try this. 0.98

01:44:41.760 And he's willing to spend some cash and take all the risks that are involved, you know, 0.99

01:44:47.420 all these fucking – 0.99

01:44:48.540 Yeah, you got to try. 1.00

01:44:50.180 You might get charged $750,000.

01:44:52.140 Yeah, you got to try.

01:44:53.740 But I just ignored all that and just looked at Texas and been like, yeah, 0.99

01:44:57.080 get the fuck down there and give it. 1.00

01:44:59.520 No safety net. 1.00

01:45:00.180 Give it everything you got.

01:45:00.780 Go up.

01:45:01.420 Have your – no, nothing.

01:45:03.500 No way out.

01:45:04.560 Only one way out, and that's forward.

01:45:05.860 And you know what?

01:45:07.380 Yeah.

01:45:08.000 And it couldn't have went any better.

01:45:12.060 It could not have went any better. 0.99

01:45:13.760 And it was like fucking – I don't know. 0.99

01:45:15.600 It was really weird. 0.99

01:45:17.000 Like, every show – I wouldn't say, like, I killed the whole fucking room, 0.97

01:45:21.820 but I definitely was doing a lot better than I thought I was. 0.97

01:45:25.660 And the guys the one night at the one theater where we were at, they were like,

01:45:28.900 dude, you had set of the night. 0.99

01:45:30.600 Like, you fucking killed tonight. 1.00

01:45:32.940 That's great. 1.00

01:45:33.600 You were the best guy up there.

01:45:34.880 So it was just like – yeah, it was like – and you're hearing this from guys that have –

01:45:39.040 That you respect.

01:45:39.620 Like, doing this for quite some time.

01:45:42.380 Yeah.

01:45:42.680 Like, I respect the fuck out of these guys.

01:45:44.760 They've, like, opened their arms and let me into their circle and, you know,

01:45:49.760 giving me pointers, giving me tips.

01:45:51.640 And in return, it's like we're helping one another and be like, listen, man, 0.98

01:45:55.320 with this online shit, I'm not saying I'm the greatest at it, 0.99

01:45:58.600 but I've put enough time in that I've got it fucking pretty well figured out 0.99

01:46:01.780 and started helping them. 0.95

01:46:03.120 And we kind of just collab forces, and it's just been fucking since. 0.97

01:46:08.420 Yeah. 0.99

01:46:09.220 That's fucking great, man. 0.98

01:46:10.340 I mean, I'm happy. 0.99

01:46:11.160 It's fun to watch people win, too.

01:46:14.580 Do you know what I mean?

01:46:15.680 Oh, I love it, man.

01:46:17.420 I think it was Derek put me on to you, like, a year and a half ago or so maybe.

01:46:21.380 And it's just been fun to, like, man, he's doing well.

01:46:24.260 This is good.

01:46:24.960 I like this.

01:46:25.640 You know, it's fun.

01:46:26.360 And that's a difference.

01:46:27.020 I mean, there's people that are jealous of everybody. 0.99

01:46:29.280 Like, who the fuck? 0.99

01:46:30.300 What kind of – who does that? 1.00

01:46:31.400 You know, like, fuck him. 1.00

01:46:32.340 Like, are you just mad at people that are doing – like, why? 1.00

01:46:35.380 That doesn't have anything to do with you.

01:46:36.920 It doesn't affect you at all. 1.00

01:46:37.760 It's not like he's – you know, there's only so much people – like, he's stealing my fucking – like, that's just dumb. 1.00

01:46:44.400 You know, people are immature like that. 1.00

01:46:46.280 It's definitely fun to watch.

01:46:47.260 And your podcast is doing well, I guess, you've been saying.

01:46:50.180 Oh, man, it's crazy. 0.98

01:46:53.580 Like, every week, you know, I'm getting more messages and be like, dude, your podcast is on the fucking toe, my buddy. 0.96

01:47:01.220 And then, like, the charts. 0.66

01:47:02.700 Like, seeing it on the charts along the side of, like, these podcasts that I listen to.

01:47:07.440 And it's in the Canada comedy rankings. 0.96

01:47:10.800 But I'm getting ranked with these guys that, like, I fucking look up to. 1.00

01:47:15.340 And it's like, holy shit. 1.00

01:47:16.860 This is fucking crazy. 1.00

01:47:18.580 Yeah. 1.00

01:47:18.760 You know?

01:47:19.160 And, like, it's growing over time.

01:47:21.580 People are – 1.00

01:47:23.800 Fucking flip power and just, like, think of, like, the dumbest shit I could possibly think of and blow situations out of the water. 1.00

01:47:31.960 And it's, like, it's so much fun now. 1.00

01:47:36.200 It's fun again.

01:47:37.340 Yeah. 0.97

01:47:37.480 And probably because I'm fucking sober and I can process thoughts. 0.90

01:47:41.960 But, like – 0.95

01:47:42.600 Yeah.

01:47:43.200 That's another big part of it, too.

01:47:44.860 For the most part.

01:47:45.560 But, like, it's insane to –

01:47:47.680 No, go ahead.

01:47:49.360 I just keep cutting you out.

01:47:50.200 There's a delay, so it's, like –

01:47:52.960 Oh.

01:47:56.220 No, I was just going to say it's a lot of fun just to, like – 1.00

01:48:00.240 Yeah, fuck. 0.99

01:48:00.880 Like, I'll hop on and just be an idiot again and do what I did in the beginning and just, like, reinvent the whole outlook and, like, what we're doing and just, like, this – 1.00

01:48:14.380 I love the idea of, like, this toxic masculinity and just, like, being a fucking piece of shit basically in the eyes of, like, suburban white women. 1.00

01:48:23.140 I think it's so fun. 1.00

01:48:24.580 Dude, it's so –

01:48:25.540 It is so fun to be, like, the – 0.99

01:48:27.140 It's, like, yeah, I don't give a fuck. 0.97

01:48:28.800 It's so freeing, I think, is why it's – 0.99

01:48:31.680 Because it's the opposite of what they want.

01:48:33.820 Hand so deep.

01:48:34.860 Yeah, it's –

01:48:35.360 I'm just doing the opposite. 0.99

01:48:36.360 And I remember seeing, like, I hate how this shit is. 1.00

01:48:38.220 Everybody's getting weaker and dumber and stupider and everything. 1.00

01:48:40.740 So it's, like, I'm going to – 1.00

01:48:41.800 I'm going to consciously, on purpose, go in the other direction.

01:48:46.700 I'm going to get a motorcycle. 0.99

01:48:48.500 I'm going to fucking – 0.99

01:48:49.720 You know what I mean? 0.98

01:48:50.420 I'm, like, deliberately, like, I'm just going to be that guy now. 0.90

01:48:52.880 Because nobody else fucking wants to, and they have to exist, so whatever. 0.84

01:48:57.120 I guess I'll try. 0.97

01:48:58.700 Because it's –

01:48:59.180 And it's more – 0.99

01:48:59.740 Yeah, you get to be the fucking, you know, you're pissing off these people who you don't like anyway. 0.98

01:49:04.760 You know, watching them get all upset is really fun. 0.99

01:49:08.380 They think it's, like, we're going to write these articles about you.

01:49:11.260 I literally laugh my ass off.

01:49:12.920 I'm, like, yes, they're so mad.

01:49:15.100 It's working. 0.99

01:49:16.240 It's fucking great. 0.95

01:49:17.120 Like, this is a picture of you and Ghislaine Maxwell here. 0.99

01:49:20.020 That's probably –

01:49:21.120 I don't know if you can see my screen, but I'm just scrolling your Instagram.

01:49:24.840 We had a great time.

01:49:25.280 We went to the ballroom together.

01:49:26.940 Nice.

01:49:27.500 Okay.

01:49:28.020 I'm still on, like, your starting soon.

01:49:29.900 Yeah, I know.

01:49:30.600 I don't know why it's doing that, but it's being weird.

01:49:33.400 But I've just been scrolling your Instagram and stuff while you were talking.

01:49:35.940 I'm going to play this piece. 0.98

01:49:38.020 Yeah, some of the photos and shit. 0.99

01:49:39.860 There's so much good shit on there. 0.99

01:49:41.020 At UncleHack69 on Instagram. 1.00

01:49:43.480 It's fucking – it's funny. 0.99

01:49:44.820 It's a good time. 0.99

01:49:45.560 And there's little clips of podcasts and stuff. 0.97

01:49:48.320 Like, you're doing all the shit you should do for it to work. 0.90

01:49:51.340 I mean, I'm – it's a lot of work. 0.99

01:49:53.960 People don't understand.

01:49:54.600 Like, to get a clip of something, and then you've got to cut it up,

01:49:56.680 and then you've got to put it up, and you've got to do the subtitles,

01:49:58.560 and you've got to add these tags.

01:50:00.340 And you can't just put it in one place. 0.96

01:50:01.340 You've got to put it in five fucking places. 0.99

01:50:02.680 And it's like, this is an afternoon. 0.99

01:50:04.660 Do you understand?

01:50:05.400 Like, this isn't, like, two seconds. 1.00

01:50:06.760 Like, this is four hours of my day to, like, to do this kind of shit. 0.99

01:50:10.040 So it's a lot of work. 0.99

01:50:11.980 But that's what you have to do, especially if you want to do something like this

01:50:14.720 and have any kind of success, you've got to be in – 0.95

01:50:16.520 like, you've got a link tree here with a – you know, fucking – 0.93

01:50:19.860 like, if there's – everybody's trying, obviously, right? 0.70

01:50:21.800 You've got – yeah, you're on Spotify, YouTube, iTunes.

01:50:23.920 You've got all your merch and your clothes and stuff you're selling.

01:50:27.000 Patreon-exclusive episodes plus Titty Tuesday, 18-plus only.

01:50:30.880 What's going on in there?

01:50:32.260 I might have to get in on some of this. 0.99

01:50:37.720 We kind of – like, there's strippers in the city and shit like that, 0.70

01:50:41.700 so we, like, cross-promote with them. 0.79

01:50:43.560 And then, like, I don't charge anybody for shout-outs.

01:50:46.500 I just sort of be like, hey, listen, like, give me an example.

01:50:49.520 Like, don't give me your best content.

01:50:52.420 Just, like, something topless.

01:50:54.100 And then I'll put your OnlyFans link on it, and then we'll cross-promote.

01:50:58.960 And, like, that's all I ask for in return.

01:51:00.980 And they were like, yeah, okay.

01:51:02.220 So, like, you know, so we got a good rapport with all the dancers here in the city.

01:51:07.800 And so they're like, yeah, they're more than happy.

01:51:09.900 Like, I was like, and then we'll shout you across all our platforms.

01:51:13.300 Make sure, like, we're trying to get you some subs. 0.98

01:51:16.200 I just – I need, like, something else in our – you know, like, something I can promote on my end.

01:51:21.440 Just full-blown toxic masculinity, like, to the – you know what I mean?

01:51:25.900 Like, they're strippers. 1.00

01:51:26.780 I love it.

01:51:27.440 It's so funny.

01:51:28.680 It's so great.

01:51:29.520 Like, it's just – this is – because it doesn't exist, and now it does.

01:51:33.700 And you know what, man?

01:51:34.520 It didn't exist, and now it does.

01:51:35.700 Yeah, and the girls love it. 1.00

01:51:37.720 Like, the dancers all love this brand.

01:51:41.300 Like, well, I shouldn't say all of them. 1.00

01:51:42.620 There's some that are just like, fuck that guy. 0.99

01:51:44.880 But for the most part, like, we're definitely, like, we're behind it. 1.00

01:51:49.480 We're like, dude, I'm pro fucking sex work. 0.99

01:51:51.760 Go for it. 1.00

01:51:52.340 I don't care.

01:51:52.840 It's your body. 1.00

01:51:53.460 Do whatever the fuck you want with it. 1.00

01:51:55.060 I like strip clubs. 1.00

01:51:57.700 I like going to them. 0.99

01:51:59.220 I'm going to fucking go to them regardless. 0.97

01:52:01.800 If I can do something with them, I'm going to do it. 0.98

01:52:05.700 But, I mean, you're honest.

01:52:08.200 That's what's awesome.

01:52:09.320 I'm not faking it.

01:52:09.680 Yeah, 100%.

01:52:10.600 That's why it works.

01:52:12.660 It has to be real or it won't work.

01:52:15.760 Yeah, man.

01:52:16.780 Like, and it's sweet because, like, now you go in there.

01:52:20.520 It's awesome because, like, most of the girls now know about, like, the brand and all this.

01:52:25.200 And, like, you get, like, this – you're like Norm from Cheers walking into a strip club.

01:52:31.420 There's nothing cooler than that. 0.99

01:52:32.860 My grandpa fucking died laughing. 1.00

01:52:34.660 He's like, wait a minute. 1.00

01:52:35.780 So, you go to strip clubs and they pay you to show up.

01:52:39.140 Like, yes.

01:52:40.220 So, guys are paying money to go see you.

01:52:43.400 I was like, yes.

01:52:44.000 At strip clubs. 1.00

01:52:44.380 That's the most retarded thing I've ever fucking done. 1.00

01:52:47.200 Yeah. 1.00

01:52:47.860 On stage as well when you're there.

01:52:49.380 I'm like, yes.

01:52:50.000 And they want to hang out with you. 1.00

01:52:52.160 They fucking, what the fuck is going on? 1.00

01:52:54.660 He's like, you figured it out. 1.00

01:52:55.980 You figured it out.

01:52:57.040 You won.

01:52:57.960 You did it.

01:52:58.320 You're my grandson.

01:52:59.360 Yeah.

01:53:01.120 You're awesome.

01:53:02.260 It's like the ceremony scene from Star Wars.

01:53:04.780 He comes and gives you his favorite beer mug.

01:53:06.420 He's like, you did it.

01:53:08.200 Congratulations.

01:53:09.180 You made it.

01:53:10.480 You win.

01:53:12.420 You figured out the secret, the code.

01:53:15.740 Oh.

01:53:16.360 Mika Shrednik.

01:53:17.160 Thank you very much.

01:53:17.900 She says, you're a complete package.

01:53:19.760 I don't know how I'm a – well, I'm a complete package or something.

01:53:23.100 We don't mind supporting you. 0.92

01:53:24.500 Heck, it's a pleasure and privilege to have you in our crazy lives in the clown world. 0.95

01:53:27.200 Cheers from Okanagan. 0.95

01:53:29.180 Okanagan, I think, is Ontario.

01:53:30.600 Deep, deep behind enemy lines there.

01:53:32.840 Have you ever done any work down there?

01:53:35.100 What's your – I'm curious about this, too, because I'm surprised how many followers I have from – well, not really, from Ontario.

01:53:40.080 But there's a lot more people there that hate me than don't, I'm sure.

01:53:43.220 But most of it is Western – the second biggest pocket is in Alberta, for sure.

01:53:47.040 Like, so per capita, this was way more popular in Alberta.

01:53:50.340 BC, I was surprised to see a lot of them.

01:53:51.980 It's Saskatchewan. 0.98

01:53:52.420 You know, you can see all the numbers and the breakdown, like the analytics and shit, where everybody's coming from. 0.99

01:53:55.740 And in the States, it's in Texas, it's in Florida, it's in – it's the fucking Diagilon countries. 1.00

01:54:00.520 It's a real thing. 0.98

01:54:01.540 I don't know why.

01:54:02.600 But people in these regions, for some whatever reason, I mean, that's just – that's your people, I guess.

01:54:07.800 And that's fine.

01:54:09.260 You know, if you're a liberal – 0.98

01:54:10.740 I watched a video you had where it was, like, the accents across Canada, and you're like, listen, if you like going to drum circles and talking about, you know, hey, man, like, whatever – then Vancouver is your fucking go there. 0.94

01:54:21.560 You'll understand them.

01:54:22.480 They'll love you there. 0.99

01:54:23.480 It's – you know, like, if that's what you want to do, fucking go there. 0.98

01:54:26.800 But, like, don't tell me I have to do – like, that's what – that's my whole problem with it. 0.96

01:54:30.940 It's, like, it's become this – there's no – there's no room for anybody that doesn't color inside the lines anymore.

01:54:37.580 It has to be this way or else. 0.99

01:54:39.800 And, like, that's fucked up. 0.99

01:54:41.140 And that's authoritarianism. 1.00

01:54:43.180 And, you know, this is how bad shit happens. 0.99

01:54:45.640 When people are just all of a sudden think they can tell everybody what to do, that never fucking ends well. 0.99

01:54:50.320 No, no, it never does because then motherfuckers like me and you get kind of – we go from being angry. 0.98

01:54:59.800 And you have – you have a set of skills that I would probably have to hop under your wing and learn very quickly. 0.98

01:55:07.880 I do not want to do that at all. 0.99

01:55:09.780 Like, that's my worst – that's literally – like, these people are like, they're fucking right-wing accelerationists. 0.99

01:55:14.780 They're fucking this and that. 1.00

01:55:15.660 It's like, that is literally my worst nightmare. 1.00

01:55:17.740 That is the worst possible outcome, that this devolves into, like, a violent fucking nightmare where there's, like, warlords and everybody – you know, like, that's – no. 0.96

01:55:26.180 That is the absolute – I've been to places like that in the world. 0.96

01:55:30.160 Yeah, outside's done.

01:55:31.040 Yeah, I've been to places in the world where it's like that, and it is not an enjoyable time.

01:55:36.180 That's not for any way for anyone to live. 0.95

01:55:39.320 I can't fucking wait. 0.95

01:55:40.860 We'll see. 0.99

01:55:41.920 You'll be fucking wishing you hadn't said that when it's like, man, I haven't eaten in two days. 0.99

01:55:46.180 What happened to Susie? 0.99

01:55:46.860 Those are the guys that have never been in a kiss fight.

01:55:48.900 Oh, she's dead.

01:55:49.840 You know, she went out for a, you know, a food run, and then she got, you know, picked up by the other gang from across town. 0.98

01:55:55.040 They raped her and killed her, but yeah, she's gone. 0.92

01:55:57.120 You know, no cops. 1.00

01:55:58.180 You know, it's just society implodes.

01:56:00.540 You know, like, that would be awful. 0.99

01:56:01.620 That would be fucking awful. 0.95

01:56:03.880 But, yeah, I don't know. 0.99

01:56:05.680 At least be prepared, I suppose.

01:56:09.040 I don't like where it's going, but hopefully we can – I really think it's starting to lose steam, though.

01:56:13.180 So, you probably have some insight on your – like, I mean, it's not – I'm not, like, taken over over here, but it is still definitely expanding, and the reaction I get from most of the people I get exposed to is positive.

01:56:26.940 Like, 90% of the people that listen to it are, like, agree – you know what I mean? 0.68

01:56:30.220 You get some pushback, but I mean – and it's probably similar your way, so it's, like, it's hard to – because the harder they squeeze, and they've made it so – yeah, what did something with Fendron there in the chat was, like, it's that bad that, like, Uncle Hack is contraband entertainment on the fucking job site now. 0.86

01:56:46.320 Do you know what I mean?

01:56:46.920 Like, they can't keep doing this, and when it gets – you know, pushing – and eventually, it's, like, you're just driving people into our arms.

01:56:53.920 So, you know, it's, like, you're sowing the seeds of your own destruction here by trying to just command everybody around and tell them what they're allowed to look at, what they're not allowed to – like, you're just – you're making –

01:57:04.420 You're doing my leg would work for me.

01:57:07.000 Yeah.

01:57:07.640 You know?

01:57:08.080 It's, like, all they would have to do, like, to – like, fine, free speech for everybody, away you go. 0.95

01:57:12.340 But that wouldn't work either, because then if they said – if they didn't censor us, we would fucking take over. 0.88

01:57:17.580 CBC would be over. 0.93

01:57:18.920 No one would listen to it.

01:57:20.340 Yeah.

01:57:20.520 Because everyone's forced to listen to it as it is, and no one listens to it.

01:57:23.820 So, you know, I don't know.

01:57:25.240 It means hell, man, because, like, the opposite has happened with our brand in high schools.

01:57:31.340 They started banning our brand in some high schools, I've heard, in, like, smaller towns of Alberta.

01:57:36.640 And it just made us cooler because, you know, like, it's like when you were – I remember getting into skateboarding and, like, some of those brands, once they were banned, they became cooler.

01:57:49.080 And then – not that I'm catering to a high school audience.

01:57:53.880 I think my audience is more like 25 to 35.

01:57:56.760 Yeah, yeah. 0.97

01:57:57.500 But those kids look up to, you know, older cousins, older brothers, and shit like that. 0.98

01:58:02.080 And if they're into our shit, then more than likely these younger guys are going to look at that and be like, oh, the older guys – it's just natural progression. 0.99

01:58:08.920 It's the Rob Zombie effect. 0.99

01:58:10.380 Do you remember in high school – well, I guess you're a little younger, but, like, when Rob Zombie became a thing – like, this is how old I am now.

01:58:18.300 This is how crazy things are. 0.99

01:58:19.780 Rob Zombie was, like, offensive and, like, what the – like, parents would flip the fuck out if they caught their kids with that shit, you know? 1.00

01:58:27.100 And it was popular with older people. 1.00

01:58:28.600 But, like, the cover art, like, the guy looks insane. 0.99

01:58:30.580 He's, like, acting like a Satanist fucking psycho. 1.00

01:58:32.600 And, you know, there's music about fucking whatever. 0.99

01:58:34.280 So people were, like – parents were like, no, this is when parents still had some kind of morality back then. 0.98

01:58:39.440 They weren't sending their kids to watch, you know, twerking videos of Cardi B.

01:58:43.260 I mean, they at least still cared a little bit back in the 90s.

01:58:45.360 But it was – but that just made him cooler. 0.98

01:58:48.700 People were like, what's this evil fucking we're not allowed to listen to guy? 0.99

01:58:52.940 And they're like, oh, I fucking – my buddy Dan had a CD, and he's like, I got the fucking Rob Zombie CD. 0.99

01:58:57.620 I was like, cool. 0.98

01:58:58.780 Like, we – and it was, like, exciting to listen to.

01:59:01.300 It made it more fun.

01:59:02.000 And it's, like, had they just been, like, let him do it, it would have been nearly as interesting. 0.78

01:59:05.500 Because they're making it so fucking – 0.92

01:59:07.460 No. 0.98

01:59:07.840 You can't do it. 0.99

01:59:08.740 People are always going to want to do shit you tell them you can't do. 0.96

01:59:11.440 That's just human nature. 0.98

01:59:13.220 So it's like, don't listen to them.

01:59:15.280 And they're like, I'm going to – when I was in – you're going to like this story.

01:59:18.460 When I was in Cyprus when we were leaving Afghanistan, it's a little island outside of Greece.

01:59:23.300 And it's, like, basically just a party island. 0.99

01:59:26.040 It's a lot of tourists and this kind of shit. 0.99

01:59:28.280 And we're there for three or four days. 1.00

01:59:30.220 The whole point is they know we're going to get drunk and go crazy and blow off steam and probably fight – break shit. 0.99

01:59:34.980 Like, it happens. 0.99

01:59:36.020 So we've been – we're on, like, the fifth hotel.

01:59:38.380 And they're like, don't get kicked – don't get as kicked out of this hotel.

01:59:40.520 This is the last hotel on the island that's acceptable, that the Canadian forces is allowed to be at. 1.00

01:59:45.400 That we haven't been banned from because of you fucking animals. 0.99

01:59:47.860 The Western guys had just come through. 1.00

01:59:50.000 The Princess Patricia's guys.

01:59:51.400 And they were throwing couches out the window into the pool and floating around and, like, yelling at the women.

01:59:56.220 It's, like, there's families there trying to vacation.

01:59:57.940 Like, what's going on, ladies? 1.00

01:59:59.440 And they're, like, naked in the pool with, like, fucking 26-hour whiskey, like, floating on a couch he threw from his balcony. 0.99

02:00:05.760 Just chaos, right? 0.98

02:00:06.860 One guy's, like, pissing on the floor in the lobby completely naked at, like, 2 o'clock in the afternoon.

02:00:11.360 It's pandemonium, right? 0.91

02:00:12.520 So we fucking get there, and they just left, and they're like, please don't – please don't make this worse. 0.94

02:00:18.200 And they're like, all right, troops, here's a zone. 0.95

02:00:20.020 And it was, like, a map of the city of Cyprus.

02:00:21.780 It was, like, here's the places you're allowed to go.

02:00:24.280 You're allowed to go in these green areas.

02:00:25.960 The red zones here are out of limits. 0.99

02:00:27.920 These are all owned by the Russian mafia, and it's full of strip clubs and prostitutes. 1.00

02:00:32.120 So everyone immediately fucking went there. 1.00

02:00:35.080 Immediately. 0.99

02:00:35.900 It's where everybody went.

02:00:37.700 We're like, red zone.

02:00:39.100 Like, we went to these Russian mob bars. 0.99

02:00:41.040 It was fucking wild. 0.98

02:00:43.440 We were in this strip club that these Russian guys – apparently, I didn't see any – there was just a woman there behind the thing and the dancers or whatever. 0.99

02:00:50.340 And then we were racking – like, some of the guys were just, like – they weren't charging you for anything.

02:00:56.020 You were just, like, more drinks, and it wasn't, like, a regular place where you paid for it, and they left.

02:00:59.520 They would just bring you more and bring you more, and I was like, dude, how much are these?

02:01:02.760 And they're like, I don't know.

02:01:05.700 And then eventually these Russian dudes come over.

02:01:08.840 Huge.

02:01:09.580 Huge. 0.99

02:01:09.900 And, like, this guy – and they're in their, like, late 40s maybe, and this one – and he's got a fucking Uzi submachine gun. 0.99

02:01:18.220 Like, just strapped to him. 0.98

02:01:19.080 Like, in a James Bond movie, like, he looked like that guy out of a movie.

02:01:22.500 He's wearing, like, a super tight – like, worse than I'm wearing.

02:01:25.540 Like, I'm not full douchebag mode, but you know what I mean? 0.99

02:01:27.540 Like, these guys that wear, like, skin-tight fucking black tees, and they're just jacked. 0.99

02:01:31.940 It's like – it looks like it's cutting off circulation to his arms. 1.00

02:01:34.300 He's got a fucking Uzi strapped to him. 0.99

02:01:36.200 Like, just like that. 1.00

02:01:37.380 And we're like, okay.

02:01:38.680 And he's like, you know, basically, you'll pay this.

02:01:42.380 Like, they were worried we were going to take off and not pay the bill.

02:01:44.840 We're like, oh, we'll pay credit cards.

02:01:46.360 And it was a lot.

02:01:46.840 It was – they were charging, like, 20 bucks a drink or something.

02:01:48.720 And we had, like, 15 drinks each.

02:01:50.780 So we were there for a while.

02:01:52.100 And then – but it was funny.

02:01:54.100 He was, like, you know, asking what we were doing. 0.99

02:01:55.800 And we were like, we were in fucking Afghanistan, bro. 0.99

02:01:57.880 We were fucking – and he, like, bangs the table angrily. 0.98

02:02:01.180 This guy's name is, like, Igor, I think. 0.98

02:02:02.440 And he's like, boom.

02:02:03.520 And we're like – he's like, Afghanistan.

02:02:06.420 I was in Afghanistan.

02:02:08.180 I was there. 1.00

02:02:08.920 And he goes on this big fucking tirade about how much he hates these people. 0.99

02:02:11.540 He was there in, like, 85 with the Russian military. 1.00

02:02:14.260 And, like, his whole platoon got fucking wasted. 0.88

02:02:16.320 And he's like – I was like, this is – it was one of the best times I ever had. 0.96

02:02:21.020 So I spent – you know, we were there with this Russian guy who was an old Russian army paratrooper or something.

02:02:26.660 I think – or he was a tank guy.

02:02:27.740 There were the other – they were – yeah.

02:02:29.320 And he – it was great.

02:02:31.080 And it was like, don't go there.

02:02:32.300 So immediately we went there. 1.00

02:02:33.620 You know, you can't tell people not to do shit. 0.99

02:02:36.020 They're just going to do – especially the dudes, you know. 0.99

02:02:38.080 Oh, boy.

02:02:40.320 Yeah.

02:02:40.980 Any – yeah.

02:02:42.320 Hears that and he's fun.

02:02:44.980 A boy hears that, he's fear.

02:02:47.540 Yeah. 1.00

02:02:47.760 Hears that and feels, oh, fuck. 1.00

02:02:49.620 Yeah, no. 1.00

02:02:50.260 No, that's some dude shit. 0.99

02:02:52.300 I'm not going to – I know what happens when they want something. 1.00

02:02:57.140 That's action.

02:02:58.740 Yeah, that's –

02:02:59.220 That's the progression.

02:03:00.300 That's grown-up stuff.

02:03:01.300 I'm not ready for that kind of – yeah, yeah.

02:03:03.100 We're like, let's go there immediately.

02:03:04.540 No, I'm never going to be – yeah. 0.97

02:03:06.580 I have, like, this fucking theory in my head that, like, a dude is a man and a boy mixed together. 0.89

02:03:12.340 And, like, the decisions that are made are based upon, like, I don't know, whatever you – yeah, you present something like that. 0.99

02:03:18.960 Yeah, of course, when dudes like me and you hear that, you're like, the no-go zone has strip clubs, prostitution, liquor, drugs, everything that I like in this world, and you're telling me not to go there? 1.00

02:03:29.900 Are you fucking insane? 0.99

02:03:31.240 If I were you, I would tell me the complete opposite. 1.00

02:03:34.140 Yeah.

02:03:34.700 Don't go there.

02:03:35.560 There's nothing fun.

02:03:36.640 It was – in retrospect, though, you learn a lot – it was, like, these guys were hardcore gangsters.

02:03:40.880 Like, they were Russian mafia.

02:03:42.000 Like, this guy was covered in tattoos.

02:03:43.260 Yeah.

02:03:43.480 It was terrifying looking, right?

02:03:44.800 And they were like, don't go there. 1.00

02:03:45.760 They'll fucking kill you, essentially. 0.99

02:03:47.280 And it was like – they were like, as long as you pay for everything, it was cool. 1.00

02:03:50.840 Like, they didn't care.

02:03:51.820 They were super cool. 1.00

02:03:52.820 Very reasonable, normal guys that were just like, oh, yeah, fuck. 1.00

02:03:56.040 They spoke English. 0.99

02:03:57.220 They're like, cool, man.

02:03:58.200 You guys having fun?

02:03:58.940 We're like, yeah.

02:03:59.360 They're like, cool.

02:04:00.500 Right on.

02:04:00.980 Okay.

02:04:01.800 Have a goki-doki.

02:04:02.940 You know?

02:04:03.260 And it was whatever.

02:04:04.820 You like this one?

02:04:05.620 I bring her over here. 0.92

02:04:06.760 You like her?

02:04:07.340 I get her for you.

02:04:08.140 I do this.

02:04:08.600 You sit here.

02:04:09.380 I bring the lady. 0.86

02:04:10.260 Okay?

02:04:11.020 Yeah.

02:04:11.360 Not a problem.

02:04:12.280 You like – you know? 0.98

02:04:13.000 It was fucking – they were awesome guys. 0.94

02:04:14.660 So it's like, oh, you know, that – so there you learned, like, there that myth is broke. 0.99

02:04:18.800 Oh, well, they're these people, so they're evil.

02:04:20.360 Like, well, that's not really true.

02:04:22.120 That's not how life works.

02:04:23.340 You know what I mean?

02:04:24.000 You don't know that.

02:04:25.360 Yeah.

02:04:25.540 But, you know, we also easily could have gotten killed.

02:04:28.100 Did we – and basically it's man world.

02:04:31.040 This is big boy rules where you conduct yourself a certain way, and if you don't, there's going 0.91

02:04:34.440 to be serious fucking consequences, unlike other places where it's like – 0.96

02:04:37.840 Yes. 1.00

02:04:38.200 They'll throw you out and put you in the drunk tank. 0.88

02:04:39.920 You know what I mean? 0.99

02:04:40.480 Where it's like, all right, dummy, you know? 0.86

02:04:44.000 Where you were smarter than to understand that world, you know? 0.94

02:04:47.340 Yeah.

02:04:47.560 Like, just don't be – 1.00

02:04:48.680 Where any other, like, you throw some – yeah, just don't be a fucking moron, and you can 1.00

02:04:52.900 have a good time. 1.00

02:04:53.980 You can be a moron, just be a smarter. 1.00

02:04:56.200 Yeah, there's a line that, you know, the men will know, like, that's too far. 1.00

02:04:59.580 You know what I mean?

02:05:00.160 There's having fun, and then there's – you know, you've gone too far now. 1.00

02:05:02.620 You've done something stupid or whatever. 0.99

02:05:04.860 Yeah, I thought that was a fun story. 1.00

02:05:07.340 It was a fun – I haven't thought about that in a long time. 0.97

02:05:08.880 That was a wild fucking – we were there for, like, four or five days. 0.97

02:05:11.080 It was insane. 0.99

02:05:11.620 I spent so much money. 0.94

02:05:12.940 Guys were just getting fucked up on, like, absinthe and weird drugs. 0.92

02:05:15.540 It was crazy. 0.97

02:05:16.260 It was like, I don't know how anyone didn't get killed.

02:05:18.620 It didn't wound up winding dead, like, nuts. 1.00

02:05:21.500 It was fucking insane. 0.99

02:05:23.580 Oh, but yeah, I like that theory. 0.99

02:05:24.980 That's true.

02:05:25.940 It's like, yeah, you've got a man and a boy mixed together, and it's like –

02:05:29.440 A Barricade Garage is another guy I follow on YouTube.

02:05:31.900 He's in the States, a super-based black dude. 1.00

02:05:34.400 He's fucking hilarious. 0.99

02:05:35.060 He's trying to get into comedy as well. 0.99

02:05:36.600 He's fucking – dude, check him out. 0.98

02:05:38.040 He's hilarious. 1.00

02:05:38.720 His channel's fucking hilarious. 0.95

02:05:39.900 And I think he was – he's really good. 0.94

02:05:41.800 Anyway, I think he'd be a great at stand-up.

02:05:44.460 And he was like – a man is – or, you know, a boy does what he wants to do,

02:05:48.800 and a man does what he has to do.

02:05:50.220 There's a big difference.

02:05:52.780 Yeah.

02:05:53.400 You know what I mean?

02:05:53.700 It's like, there's something I've got to do, even though I don't want to do it,

02:05:55.960 but it has to be done, you know?

02:05:57.560 That's a big – people that are like, I'm just going to do what I want all the time.

02:06:00.920 It's like, well, that's for children.

02:06:01.820 That's not – you're not a serious person. 0.99

02:06:04.520 A guy that's like, well, you know, do shit he doesn't want to do, 0.99

02:06:07.720 which is often awful, the worst shit that you really don't want to do 0.99

02:06:12.180 or have to say or something about yourself you don't want to have to face 1.00

02:06:15.180 or something, that's what man shit is, you know? 0.99

02:06:18.480 Like, that's how you level up. 1.00

02:06:19.720 And otherwise – you've got this society of infant man babies 1.00

02:06:23.760 that just hide from everything, blame everybody else.

02:06:26.320 Everything is everybody else's problem.

02:06:27.880 If they didn't succeed, it's somebody else's fault.

02:06:29.620 They're oppressed.

02:06:30.140 They're a victim.

02:06:30.720 They're this.

02:06:31.040 They're that. 1.00

02:06:31.380 They're fucking – we've got a society of children. 1.00

02:06:34.280 That's where all of our problems are coming from. 1.00

02:06:36.320 There's not too much toxic masculinity.

02:06:39.300 There's no masculinity.

02:06:40.660 It's been sucked out of the culture, and now look what we have.

02:06:44.140 That's a huge part of the problem.

02:06:45.820 So that's why I'm consciously, like, I'm intentionally, you know,

02:06:48.720 trying to help do my – I'm doing my part to, like, bring it back.

02:06:53.860 I remember one of the first streams I did, I was like, from now on,

02:06:56.800 I'm just going to pretend in my mind that it's, like, 1984, 85,

02:07:00.840 and I'm just going to act that way all the time.

02:07:02.640 Like, whatever was okay to do then, I'm doing it now. 1.00

02:07:05.880 Fuck you. 1.00

02:07:06.620 Like, it was fine with my parents' day. 1.00

02:07:08.380 It's fucking fine now. 0.96

02:07:09.520 Like, the world didn't end. 0.97

02:07:10.480 Everybody had a great time.

02:07:11.580 I mean, the 80s was basically peak civilization.

02:07:13.860 It's all downhill from there anyway.

02:07:15.000 Then we moved into jean jackets, and, you know, it was like, oh.

02:07:18.460 I think Barenaked Ladies came out, the band, and it was like,

02:07:20.880 things are getting weird now.

02:07:25.220 Yeah.

02:07:26.740 Boy bands, it started happening.

02:07:28.240 Yeah, that.

02:07:29.280 Yeah.

02:07:29.580 Oh, God, yeah.

02:07:30.780 Yeah, and the Spice Girls.

02:07:31.760 I mean, come on, let's face it.

02:07:33.960 We've all spent some time alone with the Spice Girls, I'm sure, but, you know,

02:07:37.340 mentally.

02:07:37.700 But, you know, like, things just got weird in the 90s. 0.95

02:07:42.620 It's the feminization of the culture has really made a fucking a lot of issues, I think.

02:07:47.660 But I think you're doing a good job. 0.67

02:07:50.200 There's one of these videos.

02:07:51.380 I'll probably play it here towards the end or after.

02:07:53.600 It's, where is it?

02:07:54.780 Stay toxic, my dudes.

02:07:57.160 Never tell a woman she looks good. 1.00

02:07:59.180 Tell her she looks terrible.

02:08:00.340 Keep her self-esteem down, and she'll never leave.

02:08:02.380 It's obviously a joke, but it's funny.

02:08:08.340 I love this stuff, you know?

02:08:10.000 And the best part about a lot of these dudes, I think it's misinterpreted,

02:08:14.100 and I think a lot of these, like, these old school, that mentality,

02:08:17.080 like, these guys were never like that, though. 1.00

02:08:18.700 They weren't, like, pieces of shit. 0.99

02:08:20.060 They just, like, it's kind of a bravado, like, behind closed in private, 1.00

02:08:24.980 because I grew up with guys like this. 1.00

02:08:26.180 They weren't pieces of shit. 1.00

02:08:27.120 They didn't beat their wives and be assholes that cheated on their wives, 1.00

02:08:30.440 and you know what I mean? 0.99

02:08:31.100 They were just, you know, they acted a certain way, and it is what it is,

02:08:34.600 but at the end of the day, they were always going to protect their family.

02:08:37.120 They were always going to keep going to work and always put food on the table

02:08:39.840 and always look out for their kids and always do the right thing.

02:08:43.040 You know what I mean?

02:08:43.700 Like, those guys ruled, and that's why Western civilization was as awesome as it was, 0.99

02:08:47.700 because those guys fucking ruled, and now they're gone. 0.99

02:08:51.860 Now everything sucks. 1.00

02:08:53.320 So it's like, I think I've identified the problem. 0.96

02:08:56.000 I think I might know what's going on here. 1.00

02:08:57.860 Yeah, man, and, like, fuck, all my friends that are, like, super masculine and all this shit, 1.00

02:09:03.880 they talk so vulgar, and the way they speak and how they act is very ooh. 1.00

02:09:08.680 But, like, dude, when they are dating a chick, that chick is, like, number one. 1.00

02:09:13.960 Like, the things that they'll be like, oh, look, I've, fuck, babe, 1.00

02:09:17.780 I can't wait to have that snizz on my fucking face tonight. 1.00

02:09:20.720 Like, fuck, you're looking good. 1.00

02:09:22.000 Like, they say, like, I'm going to fucking destroy you later. 1.00

02:09:25.680 Yeah. 1.00

02:09:25.980 Yeah.

02:09:26.420 And you can see, like, their chick just kind of, like, spruce up a little bit and be like,

02:09:32.200 all right, maybe I do look good. 1.00

02:09:33.820 And their confidence is through the roof, and this guy's just like, that's my bitch. 1.00

02:09:37.440 Yeah. 1.00

02:09:38.180 Yeah.

02:09:38.420 Like, ramped up, and, like, they, like, I've never once ever seen him hit them.

02:09:43.520 Like, sure, they talk vulnerable women and all that, but they, like, 1.00

02:09:46.440 they're not out hitting them or fucking, you know, like, look at that ass. 1.00

02:09:51.460 You're putting it on display. 1.00

02:09:53.640 If I walk by Nike and they put the best shoes on the fucking rack in the window, 0.99

02:09:58.120 I can be able to look at them. 0.99

02:09:59.560 Yeah.

02:10:00.240 Yeah. 0.98

02:10:00.440 If you're going to put titties on display, I'm going to look. 0.94

02:10:03.440 I'm sorry.

02:10:04.000 It's just the way I'm designed. 1.00

02:10:05.380 I'm a fucking pervert. 1.00

02:10:06.820 Yeah. 1.00

02:10:07.100 I keep making this joke.

02:10:08.520 I can't help it.

02:10:09.760 It keeps coming back to me.

02:10:11.040 You've probably seen Terminator 1 before, right?

02:10:14.460 Yeah.

02:10:14.860 And there's the part where Kyle Reese, the guy, he's in the police station,

02:10:18.560 and they're, like, grilling him about the time machine,

02:10:20.680 and why couldn't you bring back guns and weapons and this kind of stuff?

02:10:22.920 And he goes, he just gets frustrated.

02:10:24.140 I just love this scene because it seems so real. 0.99

02:10:26.400 He's like, I didn't build the fucking thing, you know? 0.95

02:10:29.500 Like, I don't know why it doesn't work. 0.98

02:10:31.400 It's like, why are you looking at this?

02:10:33.060 It's like, I didn't make this.

02:10:35.540 I just exist. 1.00

02:10:36.520 I didn't build this fucking place. 0.99

02:10:37.880 I don't make the rules here. 1.00

02:10:39.480 But God damn it, you know? 0.98

02:10:41.880 I'm just an animal, you know? 0.98

02:10:43.740 Well, we're not animals, but you know what I mean. 0.99

02:10:46.320 I mean, we're all fucking. 0.99

02:10:48.100 Yeah, you know? 0.99

02:10:49.400 I didn't fucking, I didn't kill a man. 0.98

02:10:52.620 I'm doing the crazy. 0.99

02:10:54.600 Yeah.

02:10:55.080 I'm not selling meth to kids.

02:10:56.500 Jesus Christ.

02:10:57.120 I'm not holding a woman down and forcibly having, yeah.

02:10:59.960 Yeah. 0.98

02:11:00.720 I'm not fucking vaping people, okay? 0.99

02:11:02.060 I'm not ISIS. 0.99

02:11:03.660 If I'm using my eyes, no.

02:11:06.120 God.

02:11:07.520 Jesus Christ.

02:11:08.560 I'm just taking a boo.

02:11:09.700 And they act like, you know.

02:11:11.560 I'm not like oogling.

02:11:13.520 Yeah.

02:11:14.120 Yeah.

02:11:14.460 Yeah.

02:11:14.700 Right.

02:11:15.100 There's a different, you know. 0.99

02:11:15.820 And they act like, a lot of these women too act like they don't fucking do that. 1.00

02:11:18.400 They don't fucking check dudes out and shit, you know? 0.99

02:11:20.880 They're just better at it. 0.99

02:11:21.640 They don't get caught, you know?

02:11:23.040 They pretend like, you know.

02:11:24.280 That would never happen.

02:11:25.280 It's like a myth if they don't do it, you know?

02:11:28.820 But yeah, like, those guys.

02:11:30.180 There's a lot more to look at on a woman than there is a man. 1.00

02:11:33.380 A hundred percent.

02:11:34.640 Especially these days.

02:11:35.740 Have you seen a lot of these dudes walking around? 1.00

02:11:37.960 Fuck. 1.00

02:11:38.940 It's like, how many Popeye's chickens do we need? 1.00

02:11:42.560 Do we need this much fast food?

02:11:44.260 I think we want too far, guys. 1.00

02:11:45.880 Like, take care of yourselves for fuck's sakes. 0.99

02:11:48.600 You know? 1.00

02:11:49.260 And like, those guys.

02:11:50.360 Those toxic guys.

02:11:52.000 That the, you know, the normies.

02:11:53.980 Those guys are really rough around the edges.

02:11:56.440 Those, and I met a ton of them in the infantry, obviously, in the military.

02:12:00.720 I'm still friends with them. 0.98

02:12:02.040 They're some of the best fucking human beings in the world. 0.99

02:12:04.740 They're just, those guys will fucking die for each other. 1.00

02:12:07.520 You know what I mean? 0.99

02:12:08.280 That's hard to come by. 0.98

02:12:09.300 Those guys are fucking solid. 0.97

02:12:10.880 Those are the people you want. 0.99

02:12:11.960 Like, oh, they drink and they smoke and they swear and he's got tattoos. 1.00

02:12:14.820 Yeah, but if fucking wolves come to your town to eat the kids, he's going to be there 1.00

02:12:18.640 bare chested with a broken bottle. 1.00

02:12:20.580 Half in the bag. 1.00

02:12:21.440 Like, I fucking hate dogs. 0.99

02:12:23.440 You know? 1.00

02:12:23.800 Ready to fucking go to town. 0.99

02:12:25.240 And you'll be like, that guy. 1.00

02:12:26.700 And you'll be like, that guy fucking rules. 0.99

02:12:29.840 You know? 1.00

02:12:30.200 They just don't.

02:12:30.840 I think we just have a society where that's not needed anymore for now.

02:12:35.540 You know?

02:12:35.860 And it's like, they love you until they don't need you anymore.

02:12:38.180 It's common, you know?

02:12:38.860 Yeah. 0.92

02:12:39.160 And if things get fucking crazy, I mean, look at Europe. 0.75

02:12:42.540 Oh. 0.94

02:12:43.300 Yeah.

02:12:44.400 You're seeing it now, too, with, like, pop culture.

02:12:46.780 Or not pop culture.

02:12:47.780 Sorry. 0.96

02:12:48.060 Like, social media and shit like that. 0.97

02:12:50.340 I see more of it where females are, like, begging for, like, this masculine energy back. 1.00

02:12:56.840 Like, it's neat.

02:12:59.620 Well, who's... 0.99

02:13:00.340 Dude is walking around with his chest out and, like, fucking, you know? 0.99

02:13:03.740 Like, I don't see it. 1.00

02:13:04.980 Like, it doesn't need to be, like, fucking raging idiot or anything like that. 1.00

02:13:09.140 And, like... 1.00

02:13:10.740 But, like, you can tell. 0.99

02:13:12.920 Like, when somebody has that type of fucking aura around them, you can be like, that guy, he gets it. 0.98

02:13:18.900 Just a, yeah, just a natural confidence. 0.99

02:13:21.180 Like, the guy knows who he is in the world.

02:13:22.860 He understands what's going on. 0.99

02:13:23.940 He's not fucking around. 0.99

02:13:24.860 He's not playing games, you know? 0.99

02:13:26.240 Oh.

02:13:27.000 Those guys rule. 0.98

02:13:27.840 And that's who I want to be friends with and talk to.

02:13:29.560 And, you know, they say you're the sum of the five people you spend your most time with, right?

02:13:33.040 So...

02:13:33.800 And even if it's online or whatever. 0.99

02:13:35.280 And, you know, if you spend all your time consuming fucking Japanese cartoons, you know, and video games and Marvel movies and shit, it's like, what's going on in your brain? 0.99

02:13:44.480 Like, what is happening in there? 0.99

02:13:45.680 Like, this is all going in, you know?

02:13:48.900 Yeah.

02:13:49.260 I mean, you can see the results, right?

02:13:51.420 And so I'm like, go outside. 0.99

02:13:52.580 Go fucking learn to hunt or something. 0.99

02:13:54.200 Go to the gym. 1.00

02:13:55.020 Learn how to use a gun. 1.00

02:13:56.260 Like, fucking fix a truck. 1.00

02:13:58.160 I don't... 1.00

02:13:58.420 Do things. 0.99

02:13:59.600 Do things that are good and confidence building and, you know, positive and stop fucking... 0.98

02:14:03.720 Like, it's like weaponized, right? 0.99

02:14:05.980 Society's been weaponized against to destroy men, essentially, and turn us into these fucking, you know, babies, which are everywhere. 0.99

02:14:12.400 They're all wearing skinny jeans and fucking talking about their feelings and... 0.98

02:14:16.160 Not that we don't have feelings, but, like, I'm an ally of the pronoun people. 0.99

02:14:20.980 I'm like, oh, dude, of all the fucking... 0.99

02:14:22.760 You know there's, like, rape gangs in your city, right? 1.00

02:14:25.000 But this is your problem? 0.83

02:14:26.360 This is what you're like...

02:14:27.220 This is you're gonna...

02:14:28.000 You got up today and you're like, I can't wait to virtue signal today. 0.99

02:14:30.920 Oh, man, I'm gonna fucking... 0.96

02:14:32.340 I'm gonna be so virtuous. 0.99

02:14:34.120 Stacey is gonna be so impressed with me.

02:14:36.100 No, she's not. 1.00

02:14:36.880 She's gonna fuck the black dude from the football team, though. 1.00

02:14:39.220 She's not going anywhere near you. 1.00

02:14:40.480 She doesn't matter.

02:14:41.680 No.

02:14:42.200 You guys need to stop this.

02:14:43.180 You think she's gonna... 0.99

02:14:44.280 Yeah, because she keeps liking your posts, but that's not your...

02:14:47.460 You know, it's like the friend zone has become worldwide.

02:14:50.500 It's become a global problem.

02:14:53.220 It has.

02:14:54.180 They've friend zoned too many of them.

02:14:55.620 There's too many...

02:14:56.580 Yeah, I don't know.

02:14:57.540 Again, I'm just beating a dead horse here, but I think it's...

02:15:00.120 Yeah, the masculinity thing is a big problem. 0.99

02:15:03.400 Big time.

02:15:04.280 I think it's contagious, too, though.

02:15:05.880 I think...

02:15:06.720 I think...

02:15:07.300 And that's why they keep showing these pitiful examples.

02:15:09.940 Like... 0.99

02:15:10.580 Like the TV show, what the fuck is it? 0.99

02:15:12.080 The Big Bang Theory? 0.98

02:15:13.120 Like, how that was a hit show, I have no idea.

02:15:15.560 I'm just like, these guys drive me nuts. 1.00

02:15:17.920 There are these nerdy, frail, weak, pathetic, loser, like... 1.00

02:15:20.620 Eh, they're scared of everything. 1.00

02:15:21.840 I'm like, this isn't...

02:15:23.180 Like, is this...

02:15:24.540 Like, are kids watching this and going,

02:15:25.960 Oh, I guess that's what men are like.

02:15:27.540 Like, if they're nine years old.

02:15:28.700 You know what I mean?

02:15:29.060 Because you kind of get cues from how to act socially

02:15:31.800 from the people around you.

02:15:33.100 And if there isn't any, it's whatever's on TV.

02:15:34.840 And if that's what's on TV, what's it doing to kids?

02:15:36.720 And what's it teaching them?

02:15:38.020 And it's like, John Wayne's not on TV anymore.

02:15:40.500 Or Clint Eastwood or any... 0.99

02:15:41.780 Or Rambo or any of that shit. 0.99

02:15:43.120 That's all gone. 0.99

02:15:43.700 I don't think that's by accident.

02:15:47.340 No.

02:15:48.080 No.

02:15:48.640 God, no.

02:15:49.980 And even like...

02:15:50.960 Like, I remember even like hit movies when I was younger was always...

02:15:54.160 Or even just like television was always...

02:15:56.620 It was wrestling.

02:15:58.540 It was always wrestling.

02:15:59.880 That's what I was into.

02:16:01.000 It was just like, would you stop dudes just being like, 0.99

02:16:03.840 I'm gonna whoop your ass Saturday night SummerSlam. 1.00

02:16:07.160 I'm gonna beat you up and down this goddamn fucking Titan truck. 1.00

02:16:10.480 And it was like, yeah, that's fucking awesome. 1.00

02:16:14.080 God, fucking... 0.99

02:16:15.040 I'm gonna come down there. 1.00

02:16:16.340 I'm gonna stab a mud hole in your ass and walk it dry. 1.00

02:16:19.200 And that's the bottom line. 1.00

02:16:20.960 Cause Stone Cold...

02:16:22.580 And then glass breaks and there's an explosion.

02:16:25.520 And then this huge dude is like...

02:16:27.460 And you're like, this is amazing. 1.00

02:16:29.180 Like, we loved that shit. 0.99

02:16:30.440 Like, the boys, like... 1.00

02:16:31.700 We all wanted to be these guys who were like basically superheroes.

02:16:35.960 You know?

02:16:36.840 But they were real men, though.

02:16:38.740 They're not on TV, literally.

02:16:40.080 But I've got superpowers.

02:16:41.240 I'm like, Steve Austin's a real man who's got his neck broken a hundred times. 1.00

02:16:44.860 And his back is fucked and destroyed. 0.99

02:16:46.220 And he did it all to entertain people and to bring happiness into their lives. 0.99

02:16:48.940 And this kind of...

02:16:49.540 So it's like...

02:16:50.680 His image of what he is to entertain people and who he is as a person are completely different things. 0.99

02:16:55.060 And he fucking rules. 0.99

02:16:57.020 You know? 1.00

02:16:57.520 Triple H rules. 0.97

02:16:58.520 Kurt Angle.

02:16:58.980 All these guys. 0.96

02:16:59.680 He's so fucking awesome.

02:17:00.260 It was... 0.84

02:17:00.700 You know?

02:17:01.000 It was amazing.

02:17:01.720 And they didn't even get paid that much.

02:17:02.860 You'd think they did.

02:17:03.600 But not really.

02:17:04.560 Like, unless you're Hogan or The Rock or something.

02:17:06.620 They made a pile of money. 0.99

02:17:07.440 Now they had a decent living, but now they're fucking destroyed. 0.99

02:17:11.320 You know? 0.99

02:17:11.500 Like, The Undertaker.

02:17:12.320 Some of these podcasts I listen to are just fascinating.

02:17:14.820 Nick Foley talk about...

02:17:15.740 I'll get the health problems they have and the brain injuries.

02:17:18.240 Or you could go... 1.00

02:17:19.140 Your brain can turn to mush and you go crazy and murder your family like Chris Benoit. 1.00

02:17:22.700 Because this fucking... 1.00

02:17:23.600 Yeah. 1.00

02:17:24.160 They did an autopsy on him.

02:17:25.440 It was like he suffered so much head trauma that he had the brain of a 90-year-old dementia patient.

02:17:31.280 Like...

02:17:31.900 That's insane.

02:17:33.120 Yeah.

02:17:33.600 That's insane, man.

02:17:34.580 One of his moves was the flying headbutt.

02:17:36.360 Remember, he'd jump off the turnbuckle and headbutt a guy.

02:17:38.660 He did that every night for like 30 years. 1.00

02:17:40.860 It's like, no wonder his fucking brain's destroyed. 1.00

02:17:44.140 Oh. 1.00

02:17:44.540 And then he went fucking crazy. 0.99

02:17:48.100 Yeah. 0.99

02:17:49.760 Yeah.

02:17:50.160 Yeah.

02:17:51.580 So I had a little dead air there for everybody.

02:17:54.220 Yeah. 1.00

02:17:54.660 There's a reason why we still talk about that shit today, man. 1.00

02:17:57.780 Like, it's just so... 1.00

02:17:59.020 And, like, I can sit back and, like, that was my childhood. 0.99

02:18:02.620 But Monday Night Raw, Thursday Night Smack, every fucking week. 0.97

02:18:06.640 And then in between that was, like, hockey. 0.99

02:18:09.080 Yeah. 0.88

02:18:09.300 And you're watching grown, giant men skate up the ice, brutally attack one another, beat the shit out of one another.

02:18:15.700 It was, like, MMA, boxing.

02:18:17.720 And I remember, like, my old man, like, would rent the tapes of, like, UFC 1 way back in the day.

02:18:24.740 We'd watch him when I'd be at his place.

02:18:28.680 And they were insane.

02:18:30.680 It was just, like, an eight-man tournament.

02:18:32.680 No rules.

02:18:33.040 And it was, like, whoever can last is basically the winner.

02:18:35.400 Yeah.

02:18:35.680 No weight classes.

02:18:36.620 No rules.

02:18:37.240 You can soccer.

02:18:38.360 No, nothing.

02:18:39.600 It was, like, who has the best martial art?

02:18:41.780 We're going to find out tonight.

02:18:43.080 And basically a death match.

02:18:45.100 We're filming this out in Alabama because they have no rules and they don't care about anything.

02:18:51.640 Who will die tonight?

02:18:53.220 It was, though.

02:18:54.140 It was insane.

02:18:54.680 It's so crazy.

02:18:55.520 It's so crazy.

02:18:56.600 And, again, it's, like. 0.99

02:18:57.240 The first match ever in the USC was, like, that French guy kicked that fucking, was it the sumo wrestler in the face while he was dancing in the fucking front row? 1.00

02:19:07.420 Like, what the fuck is this? 1.00

02:19:09.820 And it's funny. 0.99

02:19:10.480 It's, like, all that has to happen is authority, whatever it is, just tell people that it's okay and then it's okay.

02:19:17.040 Like, oh, you can't say that on the internet.

02:19:18.760 That's online harm.

02:19:19.700 It's, like, I just watched a guy get kicked in the face.

02:19:21.960 There's blood everywhere. 0.99

02:19:24.280 You know, people are cheering on, like, literally, like, barbaric fucking, like, Roman-time gladiators. 1.00

02:19:30.100 They're going to come out and just beat the fucking piss out of each other. 0.99

02:19:32.320 There's broken bones everywhere. 1.00

02:19:34.200 You know, it's crazy.

02:19:35.660 That's fine.

02:19:36.260 But don't say mean words on the internet.

02:19:38.380 Like, that doesn't make sense.

02:19:39.880 You know, but that's, it's a big business.

02:19:41.460 It makes a lot of money, so it's allowed to do that.

02:19:43.180 But we just have to become billionaires.

02:19:44.660 And then they won't want to, you know, well, the ad space will be too valuable to cancel us.

02:19:48.480 Don't do it.

02:19:49.700 Absolutely. 0.99

02:19:51.240 That are, what we're going to start doing with, like, the whole stand-up thing is just book our own fucking venues. 0.96

02:19:57.040 And I'm just going to go with those three dudes. 0.96

02:19:59.800 And you can't stop that from happening. 0.97

02:20:04.020 As long as the venue is willing to rent me the space, I can fucking go in there. 0.97

02:20:07.960 And I can say and do it. 0.93

02:20:09.220 Like, as long as, like, you know, I'm not breaking any laws or anything like that. 0.98

02:20:14.300 Which I'm probably, like, the shit that we say is definitely considered hate speech. 0.99

02:20:19.080 Which is pathetic because these people know what they're fucking coming into. 0.99

02:20:23.340 And, like, they're jokes. 1.00

02:20:24.560 These people are coming to fucking for a night of comedy. 0.99

02:20:26.740 So that's what we said. 0.99

02:20:27.700 We're fucking, I don't want to deal with, like, anybody that's going to possibly tell me, oh, we can't have you at the comedy club. 0.98

02:20:35.780 That's fine. 0.99

02:20:36.320 I'll book the venue up the street and we'll fucking pack the joint. 0.99

02:20:38.980 I don't care. 0.95

02:20:39.560 I'm just basically telling people, you know, like, find your friends and, like, find your own. 0.98

02:20:43.820 Like, if they don't want us in their fucking societies and communities and, like, you're not a welcome here. 0.98

02:20:48.480 That's fine. 0.99

02:20:49.060 I'll fucking make my own. 0.98

02:20:50.080 Yeah. 1.00

02:20:50.500 I'll find my own fucking people. 0.99

02:20:51.840 I didn't want to be part of it to begin with. 1.00

02:20:54.240 Exactly.

02:20:54.720 And, like, you know, guys, because all these people are like, man, my family hates me or whatever. 0.86

02:20:58.200 Because it's fucking everything's so polarized now. 0.99

02:20:59.840 Everybody's fighting with everybody, especially over all this virus shit. 0.99

02:21:02.480 And it's like, well, then fucking make new friends, you know? 0.99

02:21:04.920 Because there's people out there that are definitely, you know, they're like you and they think and they want to be around other people like that. 0.96

02:21:09.040 So go find them and your life is going to be so much better, you know, being, you know, part of a group. 0.96

02:21:13.660 And, like, yeah, like, fucking, oh, you don't want us to, oh, we're not booking you here. 1.00

02:21:18.320 You people are degenerate. 1.00

02:21:19.260 Well, then we'll fucking make our own and everybody's going to come there anyway. 1.00

02:21:22.840 We don't need you. 0.99

02:21:24.000 We don't fucking need you. 1.00

02:21:26.020 Period. 1.00

02:21:26.480 It's that easy.

02:21:27.540 It's not like, you know, it's great.

02:21:29.400 No, you don't.

02:21:33.160 Oh, did I lose you?

02:21:34.900 No, no.

02:21:35.280 I'm still here.

02:21:35.800 I just thought you were going to say something.

02:21:38.140 Oh, no.

02:21:39.500 It just, like, glitched for a second.

02:21:41.580 Oh, okay.

02:21:42.260 But, yeah, no, no, that's exactly it.

02:21:43.920 It's like, you know, we spent the past four years pounding some pain and creating this thing online that, you know, seems to be not going anywhere anytime soon, I hope, anyways.

02:21:56.740 That's my, but if we can bring live events to people that are actually fun and you want to go and attend instead of, you know, oh, especially, like, small-town Canada.

02:22:07.560 Small-town Canada gets, like, what?

02:22:09.260 You fucking get Streetheart playing at your local festival? 0.99

02:22:11.720 Oh, ooh, that's exciting. 1.00

02:22:13.200 Those fucking guys were done and over with in 80-fucking-6. 1.00

02:22:16.820 No one wants to see that shit anymore. 1.00

02:22:18.980 April Wine just toured there, like, literally two years ago. 1.00

02:22:22.640 You know?

02:22:23.580 Like, wow, 30 years later, you guys are still around.

02:22:27.140 Okay, that's it.

02:22:28.640 Well, we're playing with Pictou County Lobster Carnival this summer.

02:22:31.700 Like, oh.

02:22:33.380 Trooper's coming, too.

02:22:34.560 Like, Trooper?

02:22:35.520 This is 1978?

02:22:36.840 Yeah.

02:22:37.680 You know?

02:22:38.240 Yeah.

02:22:38.960 That's exactly it, you know?

02:22:40.600 And, like, that's my move going forward is, like, taking something fun, exciting that small-town Canada doesn't get in a fun event. 0.94

02:22:52.340 And, you know, are we going to fucking probably offend some people? 0.96

02:22:54.760 More than likely. 0.99

02:22:55.920 But for the most part, it's similar-minded people that are going to come there to listen to some fucked-up jokes and have a good time, drink some beer. 0.71

02:23:03.280 And then we're going to have a band that's really good close it out. 0.99

02:23:06.340 And, like, it's fucking, I hate, like, I know I live in a big city, but I hate the big city mentality and everything that's around it. 0.85

02:23:17.080 But, unfortunately, for me to do what I'm doing, a center like this is, like, crucial to, you know, open mics, all that stuff to, like, hone my craft. 0.99

02:23:25.640 And if I can take that to smaller venues of small towns or wherever it may be across the country, then, fuck, yeah, I'm going to do that. 0.99

02:23:34.680 Fuck, that's a great idea. 0.99

02:23:35.880 I mean, I've thought about doing something, you know, similar. 0.99

02:23:37.960 Like, with this, I wanted, because I was like, what if I, like, just think outside the box. 1.00

02:23:42.560 Like, you don't have to play by the rules of this fucking stupid system. 0.99

02:23:45.720 Like, there's no, there's literally, do whatever you can think of. 1.00

02:23:48.260 I was like, what if I just did, I want to do this.

02:23:50.100 Like, well, not so much that, like, the streams that I do, the three-hour maniac ones.

02:23:54.000 Maybe I'll shorten it a bit.

02:23:55.280 But I thought it would be cool. 0.97

02:23:56.020 Like, I'll just travel around places where there's, like, pockets of people that are into it, and I'll just fucking do it live. 0.59

02:24:02.180 Like, a live, live, you know, with Pete, with an audience, but also do, you know what I mean? 0.62

02:24:05.620 That would be cool. 0.99

02:24:06.640 That would be fun to do shit like that. 0.99

02:24:07.640 Yeah, man. 0.99

02:24:09.240 Oh.

02:24:09.980 But I don't know.

02:24:10.420 But it's like, and people would respect the shit out of it. 0.98

02:24:12.820 Yeah, some guys were like, yeah, you can use my fucking, like, there's guys, there's a guy with a theater in Winnipeg. 0.99

02:24:17.120 He's like, anytime you want. 0.99

02:24:18.140 I'm like, really?

02:24:20.300 Winnipeg's behind enemy lines, too.

02:24:21.540 But there's a bunch of great guys out there, too, that, again, with the telegram boards and stuff, we're networking everybody.

02:24:27.020 And they're, like, people coming in every day, like, where is this?

02:24:29.280 And I just put it out there.

02:24:30.200 I'm like, find your, they're out there.

02:24:31.480 I promise you.

02:24:32.600 You don't want to use mine, whatever, but you can.

02:24:34.560 It's there.

02:24:35.120 Go find it.

02:24:35.620 And there's a message pin there.

02:24:36.560 Every province, there's, like, five groups in Ontario.

02:24:38.420 And just be like, hi, I'm from, you know, here. 0.97

02:24:41.380 And somebody will be like, I fucking live 10 blocks away from you. 0.82

02:24:43.680 Or I'm 10 minutes away. 0.99

02:24:44.860 Like, do you guys want to get coffee and fucking hang out? 0.97

02:24:46.780 Do you know what I mean? 0.99

02:24:47.240 Like, if this is what it takes to make friends now, fucking so be it. 0.96

02:24:50.680 But the best part about the last two years is that everybody's really showing their true colors now. 0.99

02:24:55.880 And you can make real fucking connections with real people that give a shit about the things they care about. 0.99

02:25:01.280 And that's, you know, that's cool. 0.99

02:25:04.500 Yeah.

02:25:04.860 How about that?

02:25:05.420 Yeah.

02:25:06.100 That's up with two guys going down to Texas.

02:25:08.500 It's like, those guys were, you know, those were literature understood is, like, the only two dudes that were willing to fucking make the jump, make the fight, or take the risk of going down there. 0.94

02:25:22.720 And possibly, you know, we'll see what fucking happens. 0.65

02:25:25.460 And then that right there kind of bunched us together. 0.99

02:25:28.300 And it's like, hey, do you guys want to keep kind of fucking doing this? 0.98

02:25:30.980 Because I've been trying to, like, put a team together of, like, comics and shit. 0.97

02:25:36.120 And it's like, you know, some guys don't like the way I look at this way, that way. 0.95

02:25:40.720 And, like, these guys were fucking cool about it.

02:25:42.520 And they just, like, they're just there to be funny.

02:25:44.640 They're just funny guys. 0.98

02:25:45.480 And if we can do some shit together, like, we're planning a roast battle here in Edmonton. 0.98

02:25:52.760 We don't have a date locked in, but it's going to be fucking going down in the middle of August, I'm hoping. 0.99

02:25:58.700 And then, like, these guys, they're fucking all on board. 0.92

02:26:02.840 And, like, the first one I was on with them was fucking awesome. 1.00

02:26:05.820 It's no holds barred and just, like, the most gruesome fucking shit you can say to another person to, like, make them look like an idiot. 1.00

02:26:12.640 And these guys understand that. 1.00

02:26:14.160 And it's so much fucking fun. 1.00

02:26:15.780 You go for the throat every fucking time. 1.00

02:26:18.520 And it was, like, it was fucking so much fun. 1.00

02:26:22.400 And they're like, did you like that? 0.97

02:26:23.580 I'm like, dude, that was so much fun.

02:26:24.920 I lost in the finals to Walker.

02:26:26.960 But it was, dude, he's, there's a reason he's the roast champ, man. 0.98

02:26:33.080 He fucking diced me up. 0.99

02:26:35.760 He chopped me up like an Italian making tomatoes. 1.00

02:26:39.080 Yeah.

02:26:39.420 Yeah. 1.00

02:26:40.760 Yeah, he better not get comfortable with that fucking title. 1.00

02:26:43.760 I'll tell him that. 0.99

02:26:44.820 Coming after.

02:26:45.640 We're throwing down here.

02:26:46.840 You heard it first here at Bigot 104.4 FM Radio.

02:26:49.720 Uncle Hack has thrown down the gut.

02:26:51.720 He's coming for you, Sam Walker.

02:26:53.380 And he's coming, coming real soon.

02:26:55.820 Anyway, man, I should probably let you go.

02:26:57.300 It's been a good two hours, well over two hours.

02:26:59.160 This is a long one.

02:26:59.920 This is great. 0.99

02:27:01.140 This is an awesome fucking time. 0.99

02:27:02.400 Yeah, I always, I always have fun chatting with you, man. 0.99

02:27:06.140 It's a fucking pleasure to be on your show. 0.92

02:27:07.880 And thanks for having me on. 0.99

02:27:09.080 Absolutely.

02:27:09.660 Do you have anything you want to plug at all?

02:27:11.160 Or I have had your website and stuff up here.

02:27:12.760 And I'm going to sell you some shirts.

02:27:16.840 Anything you got coming up?

02:27:17.820 You mentioned the little tours and stuff you're doing.

02:27:19.400 Yeah, it's not locked in, but I'm going to leak it here first.

02:27:25.440 Well, it's pretty much locked in.

02:27:27.000 But August 21st, we will be in Fort McMurray doing a comedy show up there.

02:27:33.260 So that's the first one that's really locked in.

02:27:36.040 I'll leak it here.

02:27:37.620 Dope.

02:27:38.060 But yeah, that's the first one we're doing.

02:27:41.740 And then we got a couple other dates we're lining up that we'll be releasing. 0.95

02:27:44.660 If you follow me on Instagram or Danger Cats on Instagram, Facebook, all that shit.

02:27:50.680 We'll be promoting it on there. 0.99

02:27:52.520 Other than that, my podcast comes out in a fucking half an hour. 0.97

02:27:57.080 If you're bored. 0.99

02:27:58.360 There you go.

02:27:59.140 We need more.

02:27:59.980 They want more.

02:28:00.480 The premiere will be live on YouTube.

02:28:02.860 They want more.

02:28:05.020 Give us more.

02:28:06.200 Other than that, man, that's pretty much it. 0.98

02:28:11.340 Just, yeah, we're going to keep fucking doing what we do. 0.87

02:28:15.040 Let me know if you come out this way or come close. 0.98

02:28:16.740 Maybe I'll go out there.

02:28:17.560 I don't know.

02:28:17.880 I'd love to see that.

02:28:18.580 That'd be fun.

02:28:19.200 I'd like to go check you guys out.

02:28:21.000 Yeah, come out for the roast battle. 0.99

02:28:23.180 That'll be fun.

02:28:23.820 I'll text you afterwards and let you.

02:28:27.720 I'll just do the Jay Baruchel from the Goon movie.

02:28:31.180 I've seen that before.

02:28:32.340 69!

02:28:33.340 It's hilarious!

02:28:36.200 It goes, yeah.

02:28:39.620 Halifax!

02:28:40.760 Halifax! 0.99

02:28:43.660 Douchebag.

02:28:44.800 That was a good movie.

02:28:45.920 The first Goon movie.

02:28:46.640 I think they were both okay. 0.96

02:28:48.560 First one was pretty fucking good. 0.96

02:28:49.780 Yeah, the first one trumps the second one. 0.97

02:28:52.400 Yeah, the first one was great.

02:28:53.560 Liev Schreiber was amazing.

02:28:54.860 I played a clip on this show once and I was like, this is the only known example of a Canadian

02:28:59.660 with it using a Canadian, he's not even Canadian, but a guy using a Canadian accent in a scary

02:29:04.740 way.

02:29:05.620 The only known example of all time where someone heard a Canadian accent and went, I better 1.00

02:29:09.420 leave the room.

02:29:10.480 Where he was in the bar with Sean William Scott's character and he's in the bar and he's like

02:29:14.160 smoking there and he's all creepy looking. 0.99

02:29:15.620 And he's like, if it comes down to it, I will lay you the fuck out. 0.99

02:29:19.580 You know? 0.99

02:29:20.100 You're like, woo, man, he's mad, you know?

02:29:24.260 He did a good job. 0.99

02:29:25.460 He basically reminded me of like, fuck, he reminded me of an NHL player, like an actual 0.99

02:29:30.640 guy. 1.00

02:29:31.220 Like, kind of like, who was the fucking Red Wings guy that overdosed there or had a heart 0.99

02:29:35.420 attack? 1.00

02:29:36.320 Oh, fuck. 1.00

02:29:37.000 Name escapes me. 1.00

02:29:38.640 Bob Probert.

02:29:39.900 Probert.

02:29:40.380 He reminded me of Bob Probert of it, you know?

02:29:42.860 That guy right there. 0.99

02:29:44.180 A fucking Bob Probert tattoo. 1.00

02:29:46.160 Isn't this amazing? 1.00

02:29:49.260 This stream was meant to happen, clearly. 0.98

02:29:51.640 That's fucking hilarious. 0.99

02:29:52.660 He's got a Bob Probert tattoo. 0.99

02:29:54.200 Amazing.

02:29:55.160 All right, man.

02:29:55.760 Well, thanks.

02:29:56.180 I'll let you go.

02:29:56.660 I should probably go do something today or else I'll get in trouble.

02:29:59.540 You know, your video there about, you know, never tell her when you're going to be

02:30:03.560 home or when you're going to be done because then it leaves you open to chores that you

02:30:06.260 can't do and, you know, you're going to get in trouble.

02:30:08.820 Dude knowledge, you know?

02:30:10.020 Never.

02:30:12.660 Dude tips.

02:30:14.420 Absolutely.

02:30:15.040 Yeah.

02:30:15.420 Uncle at UncleHack69 on Instagram. 0.99

02:30:18.940 DangerCatsShop.com for all the sweet fucking milf. 1.00

02:30:23.660 Sweets and sweaters. 0.99

02:30:25.060 The Danger Cats.

02:30:25.700 Some of the old 80s graphics there.

02:30:28.560 And what was it?

02:30:29.300 And DangerCats.TV, I believe.

02:30:32.020 And on Instagram and everywhere else.

02:30:33.300 The Linktree, all that stuff is there.

02:30:35.240 Thanks, man.

02:30:35.660 I appreciate it.

02:30:36.300 And we have to do this again soon.

02:30:37.820 This is funny.

02:30:39.020 Anytime.

02:30:40.240 Roger, man.

02:30:40.900 Thanks a lot.

02:30:41.480 I'm just going to.

02:30:42.040 I'll talk to you after.

02:30:43.060 I'll probably give you a call or something here if you want a bit. 0.94

02:30:45.020 I'm just going to end this off here and get my life to fucking get my life together. 0.90

02:30:48.480 You know what I mean? 0.98

02:30:49.280 Okay.

02:30:49.900 That's the bottom line.

02:30:51.400 Because the old lady said so. 0.98

02:30:55.200 Yeah.

02:30:55.580 I'll give you a shout later tonight. 0.80

02:30:56.880 I got up on another call.

02:30:58.940 And then.

02:30:59.360 Perfect.

02:30:59.860 Yeah.

02:31:00.080 We'll chat later.

02:31:01.160 Roger that, man.

02:31:01.740 Good luck with the podcast.

02:31:03.640 Thank you.

02:31:04.180 Take care.

02:31:04.920 You too, man.

02:31:08.680 Great time.

02:31:09.400 Great guy.

02:31:09.820 I enjoy that a lot.

02:31:11.380 And just get the hell out of here.

02:31:13.140 If you don't like it, then I don't care.

02:31:15.220 You can leave.

02:31:15.720 But if you did, linktree, linktr.ee slash unclehack69.

02:31:23.140 He's got all of his stuff is up there.

02:31:25.820 Always enjoy talking to that guy.

02:31:27.200 And I, you know, I was, I do believe that.

02:31:30.140 I think the problem is a lack of masculinity. 1.00

02:31:32.280 Not a toxic amount where you're just a massive fucking douchebag. 1.00

02:31:35.400 But, you know, it's been sucked out of society to a large degree. 0.99

02:31:40.980 And it's a part of, it's a part of our experience as people that we need.

02:31:44.520 You can't just have none of it.

02:31:46.160 You know, there needs to be a balance.

02:31:47.680 And they've gone way too far the other way.

02:31:50.200 And I think that's caused a, you know, a big problem.

02:31:53.000 I think it's caused a lot of problems.

02:31:55.100 You know.

02:31:56.240 I wanted to play something here.

02:31:58.080 We made, I lost the link.

02:31:59.300 See, all right.

02:32:00.300 Edit layer here.

02:32:01.020 Is this the one?

02:32:01.800 No, that's just the giveaway.

02:32:03.940 It's too late to get the giveaway now.

02:32:05.280 But he does funny stuff like this.

02:32:06.620 If you wanted to, if you did, if you wanted to try getting your hands on a device like this.

02:32:13.140 You know, go ahead and follow his stuff here.

02:32:15.600 I'm going to play this out.

02:32:16.460 And then we'll get out of here.

02:32:17.780 Thanks, guys, for being here.

02:32:18.720 Thanks for, you know, enjoying the House of Rest podcast on Spotify, Apple, Podbean, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, YouTube.

02:32:24.780 And we're all the other places that I haven't been banned from lately.

02:32:27.260 But they'll be there.

02:32:28.260 RagingDistant.com and all the regular places.

02:32:30.280 Gab.

02:32:31.000 Try Gab.

02:32:31.640 Gab's not bad. 0.57

02:32:32.280 I probably won't get banned from that one.

02:32:33.520 I'd have to do something really crazy to get banned from Gab.

02:32:35.680 Telegram, TikTok, Instagram, and all the rest of it.

02:32:37.940 Days Without Mass Death.

02:32:38.980 I think we're on number 11.

02:32:40.080 Has it been 11 days now?

02:32:41.880 We'll see and find out.

02:32:43.360 Thanks, guys.

02:32:43.860 Cheers.

02:32:44.220 I'll see you next time tomorrow for Friday night. 1.00

02:32:47.200 Fuck you. 1.00

02:32:47.740 Make me a RageCast. 1.00

02:32:50.140 154.

02:32:50.660 These take years off.

02:32:51.720 I feel 154 years old now.

02:32:54.140 I don't know how much more of this I can do, but I'll see.

02:32:56.620 Cheers, guys.

02:32:57.580 You ever been too hammered to walk?

02:32:59.900 Then you need the Piss Wheelie Wagon 3000, brother.

02:33:03.280 Cha-cha! 1.00

02:33:04.040 You want to be me right now?

02:33:05.760 You just got to buy some Danger Cats merch at DangerCatsShop.com.

02:33:09.940 Got a DUI?

02:33:11.260 No problem.

02:33:12.520 49 cc's.

02:33:14.420 All you got to do is buy some clothes. 0.98

02:33:16.520 Probably asking yourself, does this sucker run on liberal tears? 0.99

02:33:19.520 No. 0.99

02:33:23.200 91 octane.

02:33:25.240 Every purchase on the store equals one entry to get this bad boy right here. 0.98

02:33:31.740 That sucker right there, four-stroke. 0.99

02:33:34.480 Just like you, buddy. 0.99

02:33:37.020 Holds 69 beers.

02:33:39.660 Look at all this merch I got to get rid of.

02:33:42.020 We got all sizes, skinny to fat.

02:33:44.000 We got gloves, flags, hats.

02:33:47.920 We got to get rid of it all.

02:33:49.880 Oh, you like girls?

02:33:51.960 Girls like this. 1.00

02:33:53.460 Girls like guys that drive this. 0.79

02:33:56.020 All you got to do is buy some merch.

02:33:58.460 Quick facts.

02:33:59.900 Disc brakes to stop on a dime.

02:34:02.180 But that don't mean you have to stop partying.

02:34:04.780 Four-inch rims to make you look big. 0.99

02:34:07.400 Looks like all those years of jerking off in your parents' basement paid off 0.99

02:34:11.780 because this puppy's a pull start. 0.99

02:34:13.560 That's right.

02:34:14.340 One hat.

02:34:15.280 Entry.

02:34:16.040 One t-shirt.

02:34:17.200 Two entries.

02:34:18.320 A hoodie.

02:34:19.120 Another entry.

02:34:20.540 The only thing you're going to ride harder than this bad boy is your stepsister.

02:34:25.360 What can I say?

02:34:26.160 I'm overstocked.

02:34:27.260 I'm a given man.

02:34:28.700 Throttle.

02:34:29.740 Always wide open.

02:34:31.760 Chain driven.

02:34:32.540 Just like slavery in the 1800s.

02:34:34.900 You like this bad boy?

02:34:36.020 You want to own it?

02:34:38.340 You want to own this thing?

02:34:39.980 You just got to buy something off DangerCatShop.com.

02:34:44.480 All season tread to get even through the most moist conditions.

02:34:50.000 Every item purchased at DangerCatShop.com will be entered to win this bad boy.

02:34:53.200 Don't miss on the opportunity today.

02:34:54.720 Contest ends May 15, 2021.

02:34:58.220 DangerCatShop.com.

02:35:03.040 You ever been too hammered to walk?

02:35:06.020 Forgot the names.

02:35:08.300 Remember romance.

02:35:09.980 I got the photos of the nausea.

02:35:12.760 Wow.

02:35:13.760 Mustard broke.

02:35:15.140 Double bridge is lost with those girls.

02:35:18.120 Girls, girls, girls.

02:35:19.980 But the bomb...

02:35:20.940 Thank you.

Raging Dissident Podcast - July 22, 2021

HOUSE ARREST 23 - Uncle Hack

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