Raging Dissident Podcast - December 23, 2021


RageCast 201: NOT BECAUSE I WANNA


Episode Stats

Length

3 hours and 17 minutes

Words per Minute

155.19844

Word Count

30,643

Sentence Count

1,802

Misogynist Sentences

75

Hate Speech Sentences

233


Summary

It's Christmas Eve and the world is on fire. Billy's got a date with Mr. Grinch, and the rest of the town is trying to keep them warm in the midst of a blizzard, but it's not as easy as it looks.


Transcript

00:00:00.000 You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch.
00:00:18.500 You really are a heel.
00:00:24.760 You're as cuddly as a cactus.
00:00:28.040 The boy is charming as an eel, Mr. Grinch.
00:00:35.820 You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel.
00:00:43.440 I can't.
00:00:44.320 I have to.
00:00:46.120 This is going to be...
00:00:47.240 Is this right?
00:00:48.820 You guys are going to have to be my eyes for me.
00:00:52.980 Oh, God, I'm scared.
00:00:54.740 I'm cheating.
00:00:55.180 I'm a monster.
00:00:56.100 Mr. Grinch.
00:01:00.860 Your heart's an empty hole.
00:01:07.360 Your brain is full of spiders.
00:01:10.820 You've got garlic in your soul, Mr. Grinch.
00:01:17.380 I wouldn't say to read the...
00:01:20.600 I'm probably going to need that later.
00:01:24.600 I fixed it, Gary.
00:01:25.900 I'm a genius.
00:01:32.100 Merry Racist Christmas.
00:01:36.600 You're a fire one.
00:01:37.600 You're a fire one.
00:01:38.220 Billy's here.
00:01:39.400 He's got a date with him.
00:01:40.600 Mr. Grinch.
00:01:41.560 Get your hands!
00:01:42.540 You've got termites in your smile.
00:01:48.660 It's cold down here.
00:01:49.700 I'm wearing another shirt.
00:01:50.900 It's winter time, and we've got cirques on the fire.
00:01:54.060 You know?
00:01:54.560 I'm a crocodile, Mr. Grinch.
00:02:00.140 Well, given the choice between the two of you, I would take the...
00:02:03.540 C-C-Crocodile!
00:02:09.040 Cheers, guys.
00:02:13.160 Is it missing, Gary?
00:02:21.260 Hello.
00:02:22.040 How are you?
00:02:22.480 Welcome back.
00:02:23.140 This is the last one before...
00:02:24.760 Boogmas.
00:02:26.820 Let's not say that.
00:02:27.940 It's Christmas time in just three days.
00:02:30.960 Christmas 2021.
00:02:32.680 Another...
00:02:33.720 Can you believe it's been two years of this?
00:02:36.780 You're a foul one.
00:02:37.820 Dear God.
00:02:39.680 Mr. Grinch.
00:02:40.760 He's going to let this coast a little bit longer.
00:02:41.980 It's so good.
00:02:42.680 Small town titans.
00:02:45.440 How can anyone...
00:02:46.960 We're going to make a dope fucking rock version of Mr. Grinch.
00:02:51.220 How high are you right now?
00:02:53.120 Very.
00:02:54.740 But it worked.
00:02:55.720 They did it.
00:02:56.100 They made it happen.
00:03:00.000 The three best words I would use to describe you are as follows, and I quote...
00:03:04.220 And I quote Doug Ford.
00:03:05.480 That...
00:03:07.480 Obese...
00:03:09.480 Butter!
00:03:18.080 He's made of butter!
00:03:21.660 Oh, yeah, yeah!
00:03:22.980 Yeah!
00:03:23.400 From his...
00:03:26.300 All right, I've ruined that enough.
00:03:30.040 How are you guys doing?
00:03:30.720 What's going on?
00:03:31.260 Colbert is lit tonight.
00:03:32.200 He is.
00:03:32.600 He's cooking cirques over the open fire inside there.
00:03:34.940 He's keeping everybody warm down here.
00:03:36.120 It's an illusion.
00:03:36.920 I look at it, and I feel like, oh, maybe it's not that bad.
00:03:39.740 It's pretty cold down here, but, you know, Billy's back there with his date.
00:03:44.280 I'm not gay!
00:03:45.520 No one said you were.
00:03:46.560 I don't know.
00:03:46.880 He keeps yelling that.
00:03:48.020 Like, he's...
00:03:48.780 I don't know.
00:03:49.780 I think he's trying to overcompensate a little bit.
00:03:51.640 I don't know.
00:03:53.100 What's her name, Billy?
00:03:55.380 What is her name?
00:03:56.400 Who cares?
00:03:57.540 Here today and gone tomorrow!
00:04:00.560 I don't know.
00:04:01.720 He's a young guy.
00:04:02.700 Let him live his life.
00:04:03.620 You know?
00:04:03.940 He's doing his thing over there.
00:04:06.140 How are you guys doing?
00:04:06.940 Welcome back.
00:04:08.720 No, he's a very...
00:04:09.760 I mean, he says he's heterosexual.
00:04:11.140 I believe him.
00:04:11.760 I believe him.
00:04:12.360 I just...
00:04:12.960 I don't know.
00:04:14.360 I think he's one of these guys that I think is just...
00:04:16.140 He just wants to be respected, you know?
00:04:18.120 Are you talking about...
00:04:19.360 He knows I'm talking about him, so I'm going to just leave it alone.
00:04:22.560 This thing is...
00:04:23.320 I don't know how fixed it is.
00:04:24.560 Maybe it's not fixed enough.
00:04:26.640 What is this?
00:04:27.380 Two...
00:04:27.680 201.
00:04:28.480 We're into the 200s now.
00:04:29.760 We did it.
00:04:30.240 I know.
00:04:30.840 I had a weird feeling.
00:04:31.780 Maybe I was going to just be killed in my sleep by the state.
00:04:34.160 You know?
00:04:34.440 That would be it.
00:04:34.920 We did 200.
00:04:35.440 But I guess maybe we're going straight through.
00:04:39.100 It's a weird...
00:04:39.980 Like, someday, it's going to be the last one, and I'm probably not going to know it.
00:04:44.540 I'm probably not going to...
00:04:45.620 I mean, what are the odds I'm going to be able to do this for like 10 years?
00:04:48.100 20 years?
00:04:48.640 Do you know what I mean?
00:04:49.440 Probably not, the way things are going.
00:04:51.640 That would be interesting, though.
00:04:53.020 That would be something.
00:04:54.300 Well, let's just hope and pray and see.
00:04:57.660 If you want to get one of these tumblers, please go.
00:04:59.560 And there's all kinds of other things.
00:05:00.380 Stickers and hoodies and shirts and things you can buy.
00:05:03.680 Unpopularopinionapparel.com.
00:05:04.680 They're on Instagram as well.
00:05:05.880 Dot between the words.
00:05:08.240 You can go get them.
00:05:09.120 There's already all you guys in the chats here, all over the internet webby things.
00:05:15.280 How are you guys?
00:05:16.180 What's going on over there?
00:05:17.840 Cheers!
00:05:18.440 Jay Dizzle says, sure.
00:05:19.580 Are you drunk?
00:05:20.420 Are you?
00:05:21.280 I don't know.
00:05:21.880 It's possible.
00:05:22.380 Anything's possible in the realm of the world of the crows.
00:05:32.480 Dude, I'm glad we cleared that up.
00:05:34.760 I'm glad everyone now knows about the crows.
00:05:36.520 It's important to know these things, especially before Christmas.
00:05:39.700 Leave something out there for them.
00:05:42.360 Just don't get on their bad side.
00:05:43.840 That's the worst thing you can do.
00:05:45.400 You don't have to give them anything, but if you upset them, that's your problem.
00:05:51.500 Does not want to boog, but will!
00:05:54.540 Says the following message.
00:05:56.600 I don't want to alarm anyone, but apparently Pfizer wasn't truthful about its own findings
00:06:01.180 about the effectiveness of the boop, but still take it anyway.
00:06:06.240 And the fourth dose may be out soon.
00:06:08.740 Well, God willing, let us pray.
00:06:12.120 Dear Lord!
00:06:13.400 Please deliver as many more doses as is necessary.
00:06:18.520 Four, five, sixteen, eleven-team, thirty-six thousand doses.
00:06:25.120 Don't care how many it takes.
00:06:26.260 What was that video that, Ferry, was that on your page?
00:06:29.060 Was it Kiefer Sutherland?
00:06:30.340 It's like, I don't care how many it takes.
00:06:31.880 Smarter people than me did this, so I'm just going to do what they tell me.
00:06:35.180 Spoken like a true, you know, man.
00:06:37.780 A manly man who just lets other men do his thinking for him.
00:06:41.560 About something that really isn't that complicated.
00:06:44.920 For example, Kiefer, did you know that Pfizer was sued in the biggest criminal lawsuit in American history?
00:06:51.140 And not for, you know, touching a lady's bum.
00:06:55.660 It was for bribing doctors and falsifying data and lying about their products and the safety of their products and this kind of thing?
00:07:02.000 That's something, you know, you don't need to be a genius to read.
00:07:05.260 Here's another thing.
00:07:06.240 I saw a meme today that I thought was pretty interesting.
00:07:08.600 Hey, Kiefer!
00:07:10.300 That should be a whole thing we're going to do.
00:07:11.920 Coming up next on Hey, Kiefer, we're going to find out how dumb Kiefer Sutherland is.
00:07:15.620 He's getting dumber and dumber by the day.
00:07:17.060 Maybe the shots are making him dumber.
00:07:18.520 He was wearing something.
00:07:19.300 He said he looks more and more like a lesbian between each other's shot.
00:07:21.600 He's got a sweater vest on.
00:07:23.180 Yeah, he does.
00:07:23.840 He's like, his upper body strength is like morphing into like this weird estrogen, you know, chamber of a body.
00:07:31.240 And he's just kind of melting into this.
00:07:33.000 I mean, he's getting old.
00:07:33.900 I understand that.
00:07:34.720 But I mean, Sylvester Sloan's old too.
00:07:37.140 So, you know, I mean, with something like, if I had three shots for polio in six months and then I got polio, I would have some questions.
00:07:50.060 I would just, minimum, bare minimum, I'd be like, hey, does this work?
00:07:55.420 Does this work at all or what's going on here?
00:07:57.900 Because one should, because I've had one polio vaccine and I'm immune to polio.
00:08:03.280 I've had a vaccine for yellow fever and I'm immune to yellow fever.
00:08:07.660 So, I mean, that used to be how it works.
00:08:10.320 It provides, you know, now it's different now, I guess.
00:08:13.780 Because they can change definitions.
00:08:15.460 It's like, oh, we can just do whatever we want, I suppose.
00:08:18.000 Bum attitude.
00:08:18.680 How are you, sir?
00:08:19.440 There are many, many salutes.
00:08:20.620 He says, Merry Christmas or she, I'm not sure.
00:08:23.120 Blessed Yule Tide, et cetera.
00:08:24.700 Many blessings to all in the coming times.
00:08:27.080 Never hesitate to reach out even when you don't believe you need to.
00:08:31.060 People, I like to talk to people sometimes.
00:08:33.060 I don't know.
00:08:34.160 My phone is a lot to handle.
00:08:38.360 But I gradually got used to it.
00:08:40.420 I think I should do this as an experiment.
00:08:42.260 Just give my phone to someone for like an hour and be like, here you go.
00:08:50.020 Go nuts.
00:08:50.920 And you'll just be like, and turn all the notifications on.
00:08:53.580 But, but I mean, you know, I gradually got used to it.
00:08:58.260 But I, yeah, I like to hear from people, you know, and you should, you guys should, you know.
00:09:03.280 Every once in a while you need some alone time to kind of stew with your thoughts.
00:09:05.720 But, you know, we're social animals and we're social creatures and we need, you can also go crazy that way.
00:09:11.000 You know, you end up living in the woods, talking to a coal furnace that, you know, you got imaginary friends or something.
00:09:19.940 You know, you're yelling at a brick and screaming into it.
00:09:21.880 But I don't, I'm not describing myself.
00:09:23.180 I just mean it could happen to other people if you don't.
00:09:25.860 But moving on.
00:09:27.680 Bushman, how are you, brother?
00:09:28.700 He says, Santa says, slash, Santa's busy delivering time delay smart bombs to Circulonian homes all across the world.
00:09:37.620 Sergeant Barry says, let's talk about the real supply shortage.
00:09:42.280 Ashtrays.
00:09:43.300 Two nights, two smoking rooms, no ashtrays.
00:09:45.680 I know Circs are behind us.
00:09:47.220 I'm putting my cigars out in the mini coffee pot.
00:09:50.320 Hashtag FAFO cheer, sir.
00:09:51.800 What is going on over there?
00:09:53.400 Ashtrays, smoking rooms, where are you?
00:09:55.600 What's going on?
00:09:56.640 Hellbilly Deluxe says, Merry Christmas all, you beautiful bigots.
00:10:01.400 F-Y-M-M-D-T-S.
00:10:03.740 Salute, salute.
00:10:04.400 Thank you, man.
00:10:04.840 Canadian Roughnecks says, Merry Christmas to all, again, from another one.
00:10:09.200 Oh, you amazing.
00:10:10.400 So you're beautiful and amazing.
00:10:11.860 That's, I mean, you guys are doing good tonight.
00:10:13.240 You're getting complimented.
00:10:14.540 Up the, up and down.
00:10:17.040 Bigots and bigettes.
00:10:18.060 Yeah, he's covering everybody.
00:10:19.300 So he's, you know, this, you know, hellbilly just likes to do.
00:10:22.440 I'm just, I'm just starting fights for no reason.
00:10:24.460 I gotta stop.
00:10:25.420 Uncle Tom, how are you, dude?
00:10:26.880 Says, keep the change, you filthy animal.
00:10:29.060 Thanks for everything.
00:10:29.720 Learned a lot about life and history because of you and gained mental fortitude.
00:10:33.240 Oof.
00:10:33.560 That's a scary thought, you know.
00:10:35.080 I'm just like, I don't, I don't really, I barely know what I'm doing.
00:10:37.840 So, you know, just be careful.
00:10:40.340 Stay based.
00:10:41.120 Thanks, Tom.
00:10:42.100 Appreciate you.
00:10:43.220 No lemons at the local Safeway yesterday.
00:10:45.280 You guys are talking about the shortages and stuff.
00:10:46.660 Now they're all yelling and fighting in the, yeah.
00:10:49.120 Fuck you all.
00:10:51.800 That's a real greeting right there.
00:10:53.240 A cream cheese shortage.
00:10:55.200 Lee says, Doug Ford's Christmas cheesecake is ruined.
00:10:58.040 No.
00:10:58.660 There's a shortage, Lee, because Doug Ford has all the cream cheese.
00:11:02.360 Don't you understand this?
00:11:03.580 I've been trying to say this forever.
00:11:05.300 That's why he has, he has all of the dairy products.
00:11:08.720 All, anything that can be made, used into butter or dairy, cheese, cream cheese, anything
00:11:13.380 like that.
00:11:13.920 He's got it all.
00:11:14.560 And, you know, he was very upset that he couldn't get into his home the other day.
00:11:20.120 Not for any reason, not because he was worried about the mob or anything like that.
00:11:22.720 He just, he was really worried about the butter and the cream cheese and the dairy and the
00:11:26.000 ice cream and, and all, all of the, all the things.
00:11:29.360 I'm not the only one.
00:11:30.920 I need every business to ask.
00:11:33.740 This isn't what I wanted.
00:11:34.700 Over the last 20 months.
00:11:35.740 No, that's not what I wanted.
00:11:36.480 How much, how many Doug Ford?
00:11:38.020 Oh my Lord.
00:11:38.880 I know it was rebel.
00:11:40.020 Where?
00:11:40.280 Okay.
00:11:40.680 Hang on.
00:11:41.000 Apparently, I don't know what I'm doing.
00:11:44.360 Where is it?
00:11:45.640 Yes, this is the one.
00:11:46.840 He's got to dig.
00:11:47.320 We all got to dig deep and Doug Ford's digging the deepest.
00:11:49.620 20 months.
00:11:50.620 We've all dug so deep and now we need to dig a little deeper.
00:12:00.920 Stuff in his face.
00:12:02.300 I haven't had one of these in years.
00:12:04.000 I haven't made one in years.
00:12:05.400 Bullshit.
00:12:05.900 Look how, look at the size of you.
00:12:07.300 I haven't lost a touch.
00:12:08.200 Over the last 20 months, we've all dug so deep and now we need to dig a little deeper.
00:12:19.560 I hate him so much.
00:12:22.780 He's such a disgusting person.
00:12:25.840 The nerve of him.
00:12:27.020 We all have to dig a little deeper.
00:12:29.040 How strong is the meme power of Dagelon that that is now becoming like the focal point of his character is just, he's just a disgusting fat mess.
00:12:37.080 Like that's what most people, even the people at Rebel News are getting like, yeah, this is an effective.
00:12:44.000 Yeah, it is.
00:12:44.620 It is.
00:12:45.900 It's kind of low hanging fruit.
00:12:48.340 But it's fruit.
00:12:49.340 And when you live on a diet of butter and you need fruit, you need cantaloupes, you need raspberries, you need apples, you need banana.
00:13:00.940 Things that Doug Ford will never eat and will always be in high supply.
00:13:05.700 There's lots of those around.
00:13:07.920 You can't get cream cheese, but have you tried to find apples?
00:13:10.800 They're goddamn everywhere.
00:13:12.660 Do you know why?
00:13:13.200 Because Doug Ford is not vacuuming those back.
00:13:16.680 Like one of those sea trawler machines that just combs the ocean floor and just takes everything.
00:13:21.820 That's what Doug Ford does to grocery stores.
00:13:23.600 He goes to dairy, goes to dairy aisle.
00:13:25.040 And one of those like harvester combines you see out in the fields and the prairies is just, just takes it all, just takes it all.
00:13:32.080 And it's gone.
00:13:32.800 And there's like orphan children and hungry women like, oh.
00:13:35.460 And he's like, what about us?
00:13:37.700 He's like, you can have what's left.
00:13:39.760 But there's never anything left.
00:13:43.320 Yeah, I ripped the joke off a family guy.
00:13:45.000 Whatever, it's funny.
00:13:46.520 It's funny.
00:13:47.860 Well, that's rude.
00:13:48.640 He shouldn't make fun of them.
00:13:49.620 He's supposed to be the representative of Ontario.
00:13:53.100 And he, you know, trusted to run the province and govern and manage everything.
00:13:57.580 Can't govern his own body.
00:13:58.660 Hey, it's, you know, I mean, it's a lot of responsibility for a guy that apparently has, can't be bothered.
00:14:07.120 Doesn't have the discipline to even take care of himself, let alone your entire life or everyone else's, managing the economy and so on and making all the decisions he does.
00:14:15.360 Good for him.
00:14:16.160 Good.
00:14:16.460 Fuck, fuck Doug Ford.
00:14:17.520 I don't, I don't care.
00:14:19.440 Apparently he's going to be on here a lot tonight.
00:14:20.820 I didn't realize how many Doug Ford things I have.
00:14:22.340 Julie, how are you?
00:14:23.100 Julie Morris says, Merry Christmas, my friend.
00:14:24.740 Right back at you.
00:14:25.720 I hope you're doing well.
00:14:26.540 So, MLC9M says, Merry myocarditis and a happy new variant, fear.
00:14:31.800 Check your Discord DMs for the Fauci Christmas card.
00:14:34.340 I haven't been on Discord in forever, but I will have to go check.
00:14:37.580 Fauci.
00:14:39.060 Full draw scops.
00:14:40.220 Oh, hey.
00:14:41.020 He starts his every, hey, oh, oh.
00:14:43.640 Oh, what's a gabagool.
00:14:45.640 Just want to wish everyone a Merry Christmas.
00:14:47.520 Don't forget, have some cannolis or penitone.
00:14:50.840 Cheers, purebloods.
00:14:51.780 Hey, thanks.
00:14:52.860 Thanks, Donnie, Vinnie.
00:14:53.840 Did you see in this?
00:14:54.560 What a nice guy.
00:14:55.260 Hey, hey.
00:14:55.880 Hey, hey, Billy.
00:14:57.680 Billy Bob.
00:14:58.540 And, you know, what's-a-face.
00:14:59.840 What the fuck are you?
00:15:00.760 Is he a nice guy or he's a nice guy or what?
00:15:03.280 I'm trying to get it in over here.
00:15:05.040 All right, all right.
00:15:05.720 Oh, hey.
00:15:06.480 It's been a while.
00:15:07.160 He's a little antsy.
00:15:08.060 He's a little fired up back there.
00:15:09.720 It's okay.
00:15:10.620 Have some gabagool.
00:15:11.720 Have some gabagool.
00:15:12.440 Calm down.
00:15:12.820 Cadillac Slim says, Merry Christmas to you and all the Diagonians out there, here, is hoping
00:15:20.660 that Santa brings a good helping of gun or rope to all of the circus far and wide.
00:15:26.540 He's right in a minute.
00:15:26.880 Circs.
00:15:27.100 Here's to 100 more.
00:15:28.380 Thank you, brother.
00:15:28.980 The boog and blue taco says, The Lord said, Let thou be saplas.
00:15:32.920 And he was blessed with Russian beauties and corrosive ammo from the far realm of the cirque.
00:15:38.060 For the boog is nigh and diagonal is the light.
00:15:41.780 Boogalations, 50 BMG.
00:15:44.700 Now, if you will turn your books, the books of Thomas, open them to page.
00:15:53.960 Is he just making this up as he goes?
00:15:56.000 Yes, that is correct.
00:15:57.100 It is a gift and a curse.
00:16:01.540 You just have voices in your head.
00:16:05.420 You just let them talk.
00:16:06.440 I just sit back like this chair and I go to sleep.
00:16:09.500 Actual me, I'm not even here.
00:16:11.220 This is just my mental illness on its own, free-for-all.
00:16:14.180 I let it out of the cage for 9 to 12 hours a week and it lets me not go on a rampage.
00:16:21.780 And it lets me fool people into pretending I'm normal for a little while.
00:16:33.120 But you have to.
00:16:34.220 You got to do it.
00:16:35.340 Please open your books to the following page.
00:16:41.560 All I want for Christmas.
00:16:43.780 Yes, we're going to sing the Diagonian hymn from...
00:16:48.980 This is blasphemy, right?
00:16:50.940 I think it is.
00:16:52.380 Am I offending the...
00:16:53.360 Well, it's not...
00:16:54.200 This isn't...
00:16:56.940 Merry Christmas, guys.
00:16:58.320 I love you.
00:16:58.660 Cheers.
00:16:58.980 Thanks for being here.
00:16:59.580 Let's go.
00:16:59.940 Okay.
00:17:00.240 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:17:06.920 Day after day.
00:17:08.320 Your whole life's correct.
00:17:09.860 The powers that be just bring down your neck.
00:17:12.600 You get no respect.
00:17:13.740 You get no relief.
00:17:15.260 You gotta speak up and yell out your dreams.
00:17:17.820 So back up your rules.
00:17:19.500 Back up your job.
00:17:20.600 Cause I'm sick and I'm in a bitch.
00:17:22.580 You stay alive.
00:17:23.840 Leave me alone.
00:17:25.300 I feel like I don't want to be controlled.
00:17:28.280 It's all I want.
00:17:31.360 It's all I want.
00:17:34.320 It's all I want.
00:17:37.080 It's all I want.
00:17:39.420 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:17:46.200 How many times is it going to take to someone around...
00:17:49.960 How many lockdowns is it going to take?
00:17:52.960 Do you hear what you say?
00:17:57.420 You try being cool.
00:17:58.320 You feel like it like you're lying.
00:17:59.840 You've played by the rules.
00:18:01.120 Now dancing and driving.
00:18:02.700 Back up your rules.
00:18:04.160 Back up your joggers.
00:18:05.500 I'm sick and I'm in a bitch.
00:18:07.100 You say alive.
00:18:08.400 Leave me alone.
00:18:09.780 I feel like I'm in a larger.
00:18:11.120 No one I've been controlled.
00:18:13.320 It's all I want.
00:18:14.020 Is this not our song?
00:18:15.480 It's all I want.
00:18:18.920 It's all I want.
00:18:20.440 You still want to be controlled.
00:18:43.980 You might as well finish it up.
00:18:57.580 Okay, thank you for that.
00:18:59.840 That's a good one.
00:19:00.760 The Boog and Blue Taco.
00:19:01.760 Thank you for that.
00:19:03.160 We're going to carry on with the sermon now.
00:19:04.880 Kieran Kanzner says,
00:19:06.840 In 2022, please publicly challenge Jerry Butts to a charity celebrity boxing match.
00:19:11.480 I'm not a celebrity.
00:19:12.220 I'm an infamous internet troll that very few people have heard about.
00:19:18.140 But you have heard of me.
00:19:20.960 Am I wearing this right?
00:19:24.400 There we go.
00:19:25.960 If all proceeds go to indigenous transgender charities, he simply can't say no.
00:19:31.640 That is a good idea.
00:19:32.540 That's a good plan.
00:19:33.280 I'd fight him.
00:19:35.280 I don't know if you'd call it a fight.
00:19:36.700 Yeah, I would definitely fight.
00:19:42.240 Yeah, sure.
00:19:42.740 Jerry, call me.
00:19:43.720 Have your people call my people.
00:19:47.580 Yes.
00:19:48.160 Yes, I want your secretary to call Philip on the phone.
00:19:50.960 Hello.
00:19:51.720 I don't know who's going to answer in some weird voice.
00:19:53.400 Where is Stacey?
00:19:54.180 No one knows.
00:19:57.020 I'm going to be honest with you.
00:19:57.880 I haven't seen Stacey around in a while.
00:19:59.500 Dennis has been moping around.
00:20:00.620 And I don't know what's burning in Colbert right now.
00:20:05.540 I'm not saying anything.
00:20:06.700 I'm not saying anything.
00:20:09.300 I'm just making observations.
00:20:11.100 If you draw connections, if you put those dots together and come up with something, that's your paranoid conspiracy brain.
00:20:17.160 Not me.
00:20:18.900 I didn't say anything.
00:20:20.300 What's going on there?
00:20:28.140 Northern Bigot, how are you, brother?
00:20:29.560 He says, all the crow talk.
00:20:30.680 Me and a buddy nursed a baby crow back to health we found last spring that was blown out of its nest, turned into our pet crow.
00:20:38.020 So smart.
00:20:39.160 So cool.
00:20:40.340 Named him Crowvid.
00:20:41.920 Ah!
00:20:42.820 That's a great story.
00:20:44.240 See?
00:20:44.660 I told you to.
00:20:46.800 Colbert's mom says he does listen to his mother.
00:20:48.900 Oh.
00:20:49.100 Oh.
00:20:49.840 Burn that whore!
00:20:51.060 No!
00:20:52.040 I'm sure Stacey's just, you know, I don't know what's going on.
00:20:55.120 I don't know what's going on with Dennis.
00:20:56.180 I don't know what's going on with any of these people now.
00:20:57.580 Based crow savers.
00:20:58.800 Crows are based.
00:21:00.280 Based and cool and awesome.
00:21:02.600 All right.
00:21:04.400 Oh, where are we going to start here?
00:21:05.960 What's going to, what are the, yeah.
00:21:08.040 I don't want to, but I will.
00:21:10.260 What are the, something like that.
00:21:11.540 Yeah.
00:21:11.760 Not because I want to.
00:21:12.620 Um, I'm going to remind myself to, to hit on that a little bit, a little bit later.
00:21:19.320 A couple of things I was interested in.
00:21:22.640 Um, where do we, you know, where, what are we, what are we doing?
00:21:27.380 Um, it's Christmas time.
00:21:30.160 Hey, QuickTub's here.
00:21:31.020 He's over in, he's over in the live chat.
00:21:32.660 Hey, I told, hey, uh, by the way, QuickTub, I told everyone I'm going to post your number
00:21:35.640 in the Telegram chat and, uh, I'm going to, uh, probably there's almost 6,000 people in
00:21:40.920 there.
00:21:41.160 So I, I would guess between 200 and 500 people will text you, uh, telling you to get on
00:21:45.720 Telegram.
00:21:46.720 Um, so you can either just do it or, um, suffer the consequences of, I'm just waiting.
00:21:59.720 Don't you dare.
00:22:01.200 I will.
00:22:02.040 I will.
00:22:02.520 I might.
00:22:03.120 I won't.
00:22:03.440 I don't know.
00:22:05.240 Oh, where are we now?
00:22:06.820 So we're doing a lockdown, I guess.
00:22:08.800 Are we?
00:22:09.380 Remember that was never going to happen again.
00:22:10.920 Well, no, we are.
00:22:11.720 Everything's all the restrictions and all the, if you saw the video, I uploaded it.
00:22:18.500 I just simply sat and watched and I don't normally do this because I don't care what
00:22:22.040 they say.
00:22:22.500 I haven't cared for quite a while.
00:22:24.700 Um, no, he's working on it.
00:22:28.320 QuickTub's working on it.
00:22:29.680 I haven't, um, cause, cause I just don't care.
00:22:33.340 I literally don't care.
00:22:34.460 I don't care what the, I don't, I don't care.
00:22:36.360 They might as well be talking complete, uh, you know, gobbledygook nonsense over there.
00:22:39.900 Some of the things they said in this press conference were absolutely flabbergastingly
00:22:45.320 insanely stupid.
00:22:47.800 Like, head turning, you're going to get whiplash.
00:22:51.160 You'll hurt yourself.
00:22:52.600 You would crash your car if you listened to this over the radio because it would just
00:22:55.680 be, the instinct to end your life rather than live in this circus anymore would just
00:22:59.900 be too strong.
00:23:01.160 That's why they don't put it on the radio.
00:23:02.560 They got it.
00:23:02.860 You have to watch it on some kind of device.
00:23:04.340 Like, you can't, you know, you can't do it while you're driving.
00:23:08.320 This thing is going to, whew, this is a warm hat.
00:23:11.260 Oh, it's itchy.
00:23:14.860 One of the things was, uh, singing.
00:23:17.640 Only one person can sing at a time, guys.
00:23:19.840 You can have a choir even, but it's only, if one person sings at a time.
00:23:23.640 So you sing, but then you stop and then you sing and then you stop and then you sing.
00:23:27.240 That's science.
00:23:28.220 That is the science.
00:23:30.300 All of you singing at the same time.
00:23:31.600 It's too many.
00:23:32.240 The droplets or whatever, right?
00:23:33.620 It's too much.
00:23:35.060 Um, everybody needs booster shots.
00:23:40.160 Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
00:23:41.760 They compared everything to the Hunger Games, uh, like six or seven times.
00:23:46.520 Um, I wasn't 13 when the Hunger Games came out, so I wasn't interested in watching those.
00:23:52.580 Um, but I do understand the premise essentially.
00:23:55.720 Um, I don't think that we're anything at all in our current situation is even remotely similar
00:24:03.380 to a science fiction movie for teenagers, for young adults about a dystopian future
00:24:10.820 where people are selected by the rich to fight to the death in the jungle.
00:24:16.860 What are you talking about?
00:24:19.880 What in the name of God are you talking about?
00:24:22.920 Oh, well, I'm just going to try to avoid a Hunger Games type situation here.
00:24:26.880 Yeah, that's, that's not, um, that's, that's not a thing.
00:24:30.940 It's absolutely, it's laughable, man.
00:24:32.640 And, uh, you know, all these people say, doesn't it ever happen?
00:24:34.580 There'll be never.
00:24:35.140 No, it is.
00:24:35.820 It's happening in its back now.
00:24:37.320 I really like this.
00:24:38.440 Um, what's going on with this face here?
00:24:41.600 I know it's almost Christmas, but, uh, your Christmas present will be, you're going to
00:24:46.580 get, you're going to go at least a week, nearly a week at least.
00:24:49.360 And you're not gonna have to listen to this guy's voice because don't turn on your TVs
00:24:52.260 and don't listen to it.
00:24:52.920 But, oh, it's bad.
00:24:55.580 Particularly when you think of how tired you are, how weary you are of having to deal with
00:25:01.240 this COVID crisis that continues to go on and on and on.
00:25:06.000 Know that there are people more tired than you.
00:25:08.160 I have nothing to say.
00:25:13.320 It's just a break.
00:25:14.100 It's like, uh, you know, if you hold your breath underwater for a long time, or if you're
00:25:17.100 like lifting weights, like you need it, you need a break or you'll die.
00:25:20.140 Um, that's how I feel about listening to him talk.
00:25:22.140 All right, I'm ready.
00:25:23.380 Know that our healthcare workers haven't had much of a break over the past two years.
00:25:28.480 Except the ones we fired.
00:25:32.020 The thousands of healthcare, healthcare workers that you fired because the, the, the health
00:25:36.280 situation is so critical.
00:25:37.540 So dangerous, so precarious that it actually threatens the integrity, stability of the
00:25:43.620 entire healthcare infrastructure.
00:25:45.600 Every, our hospitals could collapse at any time.
00:25:48.480 That's how desperate the situation is.
00:25:50.820 So that's why logically we fired thousands of nurses and doctors, right?
00:25:56.640 Okay.
00:25:57.480 Just making sure we're all fucking stupid.
00:25:59.480 Continuing.
00:25:59.820 That they've been going flat out, keeping people safe, working in long-term care homes,
00:26:05.820 working in hospitals and clinics, administering.
00:26:09.420 Are those the same long-term care homes?
00:26:10.980 Like there were senior citizens.
00:26:12.000 If they're not vaccinated, they're not allowed to leave.
00:26:13.540 Like they're prisoners now forever.
00:26:15.080 Is that those ones?
00:26:15.980 Cool.
00:26:16.380 Continuing.
00:26:16.900 Vaccines and boosters.
00:26:17.940 Except the ones, again, except the ones you fired and the EMT workers and the paramedics
00:26:30.480 and the doctors and the, you know, they're not heroes.
00:26:33.640 They're scum.
00:26:34.940 They're dirty, unvaccinated, damn scum.
00:26:38.440 Right?
00:26:38.820 Okay.
00:26:39.940 And now we need to be there for them.
00:26:44.420 Again, except the ones that you fired and everything, right?
00:26:48.000 Man, it's so transparently stupid.
00:26:51.800 And I noticed that he said,
00:26:55.220 they're going, they're going, boys, they're going so hard round the clock.
00:26:58.740 I just translate for him because I can't listen to his voice.
00:27:00.820 I'll have a stroke.
00:27:01.380 I'll die.
00:27:02.260 I will die.
00:27:03.140 Where is it?
00:27:09.680 They're going, they're working so hard to administer vaccines, do the vaccines.
00:27:13.360 How many of them died?
00:27:14.860 How many, like, shouldn't there be, again, shouldn't, I would imagine many, many, many,
00:27:20.580 many healthcare workers have died because they're the ones directly exposed to the super deadly
00:27:27.620 virus around the clock.
00:27:29.880 Right?
00:27:30.320 So, again, firing thousands of perfectly healthy, functional, wanting, willing to work,
00:27:37.800 just doesn't make a lot of sense, does it, Justin?
00:27:40.560 You didn't say that.
00:27:41.780 You didn't say, you know, we mourn the loss of all the doctors and nurses that we've lost
00:27:46.800 that bravely gave their lives to.
00:27:50.260 Why didn't he say that?
00:27:51.480 That's a pretty obvious propaganda spin, isn't it?
00:27:53.740 Because it's not true?
00:27:54.680 Because it didn't happen.
00:27:55.500 That's another just strange, so many strange, logical holes in this plot.
00:28:04.980 This thing is harder to follow than the fucking Star Wars prequels or whatever.
00:28:10.260 The new ones, the shittier, terrible, like, that doesn't even make sense.
00:28:13.100 You know, I wish I'd never seen those.
00:28:14.760 Hollywood's ruined everything for me.
00:28:20.960 It will never be okay.
00:28:22.780 It's never going to be okay.
00:28:27.540 Let me see here.
00:28:31.600 Knight Rider, how are you?
00:28:32.400 He says, Merry Christmas to the biggots.
00:28:34.580 Everyone, rightly, not supporting businesses requiring passes, should be happy to hear that
00:28:38.680 we will be supporting them indirectly, indefinitely.
00:28:42.220 Roger that.
00:28:42.780 Hailbilly Deluxe says, Tonight may be a 26-ouncer.
00:28:45.880 And none the wiser is kind of night.
00:28:49.440 Steam blow-off required.
00:28:51.420 Whatever works for you.
00:28:52.180 Everybody's got to do something.
00:28:53.360 Because bottling it up and just not a good idea.
00:28:58.080 Cormac Kerr, how are you, brother?
00:28:59.100 He says, I really want to bully Tim Houston.
00:29:01.160 Is that his name, Nova Scotia's premier?
00:29:02.820 It is.
00:29:04.180 I can't even remember the fucker's name.
00:29:05.700 But when I see his face, I know I want to shove him and slap him around.
00:29:09.520 Look at him.
00:29:10.400 Did you know that he got hit in the face with a donair the other day in Halifax?
00:29:14.320 Someone threw a donair and hit him in the face with it.
00:29:16.380 So that's pretty funny.
00:29:18.120 And he told everyone to flip him off and give him, you know, give me the finger and, you
00:29:22.620 know, get me.
00:29:23.120 What's going on with my lights here?
00:29:24.160 What are you doing?
00:29:24.840 What?
00:29:25.940 It's just, you're not, what are you, like a month old and you're already screwing around
00:29:30.020 on me?
00:29:33.420 Anyway, yeah, he got hit with a donair.
00:29:34.900 And, you know, so that's what he asked for.
00:29:37.060 He said, don't aggravate the health care workers.
00:29:38.840 And I agree with that.
00:29:39.540 I don't think you should because I think it's a waste of energy.
00:29:43.220 It's a waste of time.
00:29:44.900 And it's, it's, you're not, you're not attacking the root of the problem.
00:29:47.960 And if that's not what you're doing, then you're wasting time.
00:29:50.680 Consider this video here.
00:29:52.200 I don't know where I saw this or someone, someone sent this to me.
00:29:54.600 I forget who exactly.
00:29:56.820 Check this out for a second.
00:29:59.040 Here we are in BP petrol station.
00:30:02.460 He's not letting me pay.
00:30:03.660 He's, he's, he's got to sign in with the QR code, right?
00:30:13.620 New South Wales is Australia trying to read what it says COVID.
00:30:18.320 So basically the COVID passport to buy gasoline.
00:30:23.040 And he refuses to let him pay for it until he confirms his vaccination status.
00:30:30.120 He's requesting that I sign in before I can pay for my petrol.
00:30:35.600 Are you going to let me pay or are you giving this to me for free?
00:30:41.420 Are you going to let me pay or are you giving this to me for free?
00:30:43.780 That is the legal system.
00:30:47.580 This is ridiculous.
00:30:49.120 All right.
00:30:50.960 So you want me to bring cash from now on?
00:30:52.780 No, I know what you're doing for.
00:30:54.420 You're slaved down in the cab last time I did you a drive-on.
00:30:59.260 So are you giving me the dispatcher for free?
00:31:01.320 No, I'm not.
00:31:02.440 You're being recorded.
00:31:03.420 Everything you say and do.
00:31:04.320 You're being recorded as well.
00:31:06.060 Now, you know, why I brought this clip up specifically?
00:31:08.080 Because I watched this and I, like, oh, I see what the problem is here.
00:31:11.380 This guy here behind the counter, the cashier, he's terrified.
00:31:14.880 He's afraid.
00:31:15.440 That's why he's acting this way and behaving this way.
00:31:17.440 He's not afraid of the customer.
00:31:18.920 He's afraid of the state.
00:31:19.720 He's afraid of what's going to happen to him if he doesn't follow the rules.
00:31:22.640 So who's really to blame here?
00:31:24.200 I mean, you can get mad at him if you want.
00:31:28.700 I would say that's, again, a waste of time and effort.
00:31:31.100 It's like not everybody, not everybody can be an astronaut.
00:31:34.680 You know what I mean?
00:31:36.100 Guy's trying to run out of business and do his things.
00:31:37.780 And they shouldn't.
00:31:39.280 No one should support any of this.
00:31:41.080 And if everyone just said we're not fucking doing it, it wouldn't happen.
00:31:44.040 But, you know, that's not the world we live in.
00:31:45.700 We live in a world full of sheep people that will do what they're told.
00:31:48.500 So giving this guy a hard time and screw with it, is that going to do anything?
00:31:51.340 Not really.
00:31:52.960 Videotaping this and shaming him, is it going to happen?
00:31:54.420 Not really.
00:31:55.760 Who implemented this policy?
00:31:58.720 Someone did.
00:32:00.680 Someone signed it off and decided this was going to be how things were done now.
00:32:04.900 That's the person that should have pressure put on to them because they caused this situation where now this guy, these two guys, these two guys are fighting each other now.
00:32:15.660 When the problem is neither of them.
00:32:17.580 The problem is the state.
00:32:18.600 It's the government has gone completely out of control.
00:32:21.120 And right.
00:32:21.860 So his focus is wrong.
00:32:23.260 But anyway, let's finish this.
00:32:24.360 You're not letting me pay.
00:32:25.840 I'm not stopping you from paying.
00:32:27.180 I'm just telling you.
00:32:28.360 You are stopping me from paying.
00:32:30.080 Please enable the amount that I've been charged.
00:32:32.820 If you pay, don't ever come back in this garage.
00:32:34.760 And I'll be making sure of that.
00:32:38.200 Four fee fees will go through tonight.
00:32:41.820 I don't consent to that either, but are you going to let me pay?
00:32:44.300 You will not be served as three fees.
00:32:46.200 Let me pay.
00:32:50.600 Otherwise, you're forcing me to use cash every time I make a transaction.
00:32:53.960 You're going to come in.
00:32:56.500 Are you going to let me pay for my transaction?
00:32:58.280 This is ridiculous.
00:33:00.640 You're stopping me.
00:33:01.620 You're now restricting me from paying.
00:33:04.920 Hey, that's not very nice.
00:33:08.860 You're stopping me.
00:33:10.380 You're stopping me.
00:33:13.420 Here, did you hear that?
00:33:15.920 You're going to get a $600 fine.
00:33:17.400 I'm going to get a $6,000 fine.
00:33:19.000 So why is he really doing this?
00:33:20.220 Is he doing it because he hates this guy?
00:33:21.480 He doesn't like this guy.
00:33:22.540 He wants to persecute.
00:33:23.760 He doesn't want to get fined $6,000 because the government said so.
00:33:27.300 So they're both victims, and now they're both fighting each other,
00:33:30.080 and here we go again.
00:33:31.460 They love it.
00:33:32.060 They don't care.
00:33:34.100 Do you notice that thou dost protest too much when they go to the homes of the
00:33:40.720 people that actually made this policy?
00:33:42.720 They freak out because that's who's responsible, isn't it?
00:33:52.680 What else are they supposed to do?
00:33:55.560 That's exactly what they should do.
00:33:57.300 And in New Brunswick, you may remember.
00:34:03.500 They've actually retracted the vaccine passports for grocery stores.
00:34:08.440 And I would, oddly enough, I didn't realize that True North thinks this much of itself.
00:34:15.860 This is an odd take.
00:34:17.860 Strange.
00:34:18.300 But anyway, their own headline.
00:34:21.140 Well, what happened was they went back on it.
00:34:23.200 So now they're not letting vaccine passports for grocery stores in New Brunswick.
00:34:26.800 After a week of pretty interesting rhetoric, very sizable protests for the region, quite a lot of threats sent to the minister,
00:34:37.300 people showing up at their homes and this kind of thing.
00:34:39.500 They put pressure on them.
00:34:40.640 It was like, are you out of your goddamn mind?
00:34:43.300 Do you want a fucking serious problem?
00:34:44.700 Because we'll give you one.
00:34:45.660 And they went, oh, well, OK, maybe not.
00:34:47.640 But for some reason, True North News believes that they somehow did this.
00:34:52.440 And they opened with, after sustained pressure by True North and its readers,
00:34:56.620 the New Brunswick government has announced it no longer is allowing grocery stores.
00:35:00.420 What is going on with this thing?
00:35:01.640 Why?
00:35:02.000 Why is it like this?
00:35:03.940 Off.
00:35:05.460 On.
00:35:06.620 Why?
00:35:07.780 Why are you like this?
00:35:11.540 This light is useless.
00:35:13.860 It's already burned out?
00:35:15.160 Are you kidding me?
00:35:16.400 All right.
00:35:17.020 I guess we're doing it in the dark.
00:35:18.460 We're going dark.
00:35:19.940 Makes almost no difference because it's terrible, though.
00:35:22.840 I don't even know what it's plugged into.
00:35:28.600 I don't know.
00:35:29.260 It doesn't matter.
00:35:29.840 Let's just get whatever.
00:35:30.900 Just fight through it.
00:35:32.240 Stop commenting on your situation.
00:35:34.540 I'm talking to myself here.
00:35:36.700 It's a weird take.
00:35:38.320 I don't know why you guys are claiming like victory on this like that you somehow did.
00:35:42.200 And I'm pretty sure it was the it was the efforts of the people of New Brunswick to go out and actually do these things.
00:35:46.460 You just reported on it.
00:35:47.680 I don't know.
00:35:49.660 Anyway, an option to allowing store.
00:35:52.820 It's just a bad look.
00:35:54.040 It's a bad look.
00:35:54.920 It doesn't.
00:35:57.920 An option allowing stores to sell groceries to ask patrons 12 and over for proof of vaccination instead of implementing distancing requirements is being removed from the province's mandatory order.
00:36:06.780 And why did that happen?
00:36:08.400 I'm sure it had nothing to do with this.
00:36:10.820 Health minister complains of hate me.
00:36:13.500 Oh, there's hate over allowing grocery stores to allow vaccine passports.
00:36:18.540 Oh, you got to read hate mail.
00:36:21.440 Again, is this the health minister?
00:36:23.560 That's the health.
00:36:24.140 Oh, look, another obese old lady is a health minister.
00:36:29.300 It's wild.
00:36:30.560 What are the odds of that?
00:36:34.720 Days after reversing a decision that allowed stores to ban unvaccinated Canadians, New Brunswick health minister Dorothy Shepard is saying some of the mail she received over the policy crossed the line.
00:36:45.460 You tried to stop people from eating.
00:36:47.680 Like you tried to prevent them from eating food because they didn't want to join your needle cult.
00:36:54.000 And you think that you're the victim.
00:36:56.120 Is that is that real?
00:36:58.320 Yeah, this light is really bothering me.
00:37:00.200 I don't want to have to get up and deal with it.
00:37:02.920 It's like not even on.
00:37:03.880 What the fuck?
00:37:05.080 Thank God we've got.
00:37:06.120 I mean, there's some ambient lighting.
00:37:08.480 It's OK.
00:37:08.800 And she says, I think I have a thick skin.
00:37:13.660 It doesn't change the fact some of these emails across.
00:37:15.440 No, you don't have a thick skin.
00:37:17.220 You're lucky you have a skin.
00:37:19.020 You tried to starve people into compliance.
00:37:24.580 You psychopath.
00:37:25.340 Oh, you didn't like what you saw in your email inbox.
00:37:36.040 Families in New Brunswick were terrified they weren't going to be able to feed their children because they exercised their very understandable and sane right to decline a medical procedure that they don't feel that they need.
00:37:50.100 And your response was to try to starve them into changing their minds.
00:37:55.180 But you don't like the mail that you got.
00:37:58.400 And you're the victim.
00:38:02.160 Let's read some of these examples.
00:38:06.360 One of the emails accused Shepard of literally causing people to starve to death this winter while another advisor to sleep with one eye open.
00:38:12.180 These are reasonable.
00:38:13.180 I would expect to read things like this if I were.
00:38:15.600 People like you always get what's coming to you in other states.
00:38:18.060 Again, true, when you become a tyrannical maniac that thinks you can dictate who can eat and who can't, it doesn't end well normally.
00:38:25.760 The writer goes on to wish Shepard a slow and painful death.
00:38:28.500 Well, I mean, hoping someone dies isn't illegal.
00:38:31.340 Shepard did not mention the number of emails she'd received in total, nor the proportion of the pushback she deemed legitimate.
00:38:37.380 None.
00:38:38.080 No government official thinks any pushback is ever legitimate because they're all miniature tyrants.
00:38:43.620 True North reached out to Shepard's office but received no response.
00:38:48.060 Who says, lawyer Andre Mamari with the Justice Center for Constitutional Freedoms told True North that the minister shouldn't be surprised with the reaction given what the policy has authorized.
00:38:57.260 I agreed.
00:38:58.480 Authorizing the potential denial of access to food is a reprehensible misuse of governmental authority.
00:39:04.820 The Justice Center publicly denounced the government's order because it is unconstitutional and should it have remained in place, it would have necessitated legal proceedings.
00:39:12.980 People would have stolen food at gunpoint, they would have done whatever, I mean, you can't take food from people, you're out of your mind, you're crazy.
00:39:21.780 You're, honestly, as a person that worked, you're lucky nothing happened to you, is all I'm saying.
00:39:30.520 If I'd been in your office and you were like, I think I'm going to do this, I'd be like, don't fucking do that.
00:39:35.460 Well, I think we should ban them.
00:39:37.020 Somebody's going to murder you, that's why.
00:39:39.040 Are you crazy?
00:39:40.940 There's like 750,000 people in this province.
00:39:44.140 It takes one.
00:39:44.940 It takes one person to go, I've had enough.
00:39:47.780 Of the two years of abuse and the lying and the horse shit and all of the nonsense and now you're going to take their food away?
00:39:53.840 Yeah, there is definitely somebody who is this close to just going completely scrambled eggs and you just gave them.
00:40:00.340 But, hey, I'm just the security guy, don't listen to me, I'm just going to sit here with my goat figurine and everything else.
00:40:08.700 Idiot, you know, bananas that they think they could get away with something like that.
00:40:12.680 And odd that the True North News claims responsibility for getting this reversed.
00:40:18.100 No, they reversed it because probably these conversations did happen.
00:40:22.880 I would not have been surprised if the RCMP or CSIS even warned these people that was like, there is a security threat in your air.
00:40:32.560 I'd consider not doing that, you know, for the sake of order and stability.
00:40:39.800 Can we do that?
00:40:41.840 And again, I just want to remind everyone, this is the health minister.
00:40:44.480 This is what she looks like, Dorothy Shepard.
00:40:45.860 This is the person who's, this is the, listen to the experts, right?
00:40:49.140 That's the health expert.
00:40:52.680 She's about a meter wide, I'd say.
00:40:57.120 Expert.
00:40:57.800 Health expert.
00:40:59.220 Not a health advisor.
00:41:00.800 An expert at health.
00:41:02.520 Like, as far as people go in health, she's at the top.
00:41:05.620 She's the best at being healthy.
00:41:07.500 She knows more about being healthy than anybody else does.
00:41:10.460 And that's why she looks like that.
00:41:12.540 She's the minister of health.
00:41:13.760 She's the, oversees all of the.
00:41:16.220 I guess I'm just old fashioned in that I believe that someone, if someone's going to be in charge of a department, they should be qualified for that job in some respect.
00:41:27.980 And have some kind of, I mean, God, you're choosing your government, you know, your cabinet ministers or whatever.
00:41:33.720 Who should be the health minister?
00:41:35.340 Oh, Dorothy.
00:41:36.780 Yeah.
00:41:37.320 Dorothy, who's, you know, three fists deep into a cheesecake.
00:41:41.240 Let's give it to her.
00:41:42.180 She'll know what to do.
00:41:43.140 She, she's definitely the person to make competent, well thought out research decisions.
00:41:49.380 I want to.
00:41:51.480 Oh, I can only be so sarcastic before I just have to stop.
00:41:54.600 Right.
00:41:54.840 I hurt myself.
00:41:55.740 Becomes a, becomes a thing.
00:41:58.360 Uh, go scroll back.
00:42:00.100 I wish I could install a bookmark feature.
00:42:03.360 Um, Moe Sislak says, look more like a purge situation.
00:42:08.820 You know, Rocky says, my daughter's double vaxxed friends, family members, all forced to get tested.
00:42:16.060 No sign of symptoms.
00:42:17.680 Poor kid tested positive.
00:42:18.820 Now excluded from double jabbed Christmas.
00:42:21.360 Been hanging here this week.
00:42:23.000 He will be invited to ours.
00:42:24.480 He's not sick.
00:42:25.180 They are mentally ill.
00:42:26.060 Yes, they are.
00:42:28.320 Two shots, three shots, four shots.
00:42:30.780 Still sick.
00:42:33.760 The NHL, the NBA.
00:42:35.700 How many NHL games are canceled now?
00:42:37.340 How many teams can't play?
00:42:38.440 Quite a few.
00:42:39.260 The NBA, uh, the NFL, all of them.
00:42:42.200 They're all, they're, they're, they're all vaccinated.
00:42:44.980 Double, all of them.
00:42:46.220 And yet, like, just think for two seconds.
00:42:50.440 And then like that idiot, was it even Kiefer Sutherland?
00:42:52.440 Maybe I'm being meaned.
00:42:53.060 I thought it was him.
00:42:53.860 If I'm wrong, I'm wrong.
00:42:54.720 I don't know.
00:42:54.980 Um, it's not complicated.
00:42:59.580 He simply refuses to think for himself.
00:43:02.240 He doesn't have, and, and, and what is the fear?
00:43:07.180 How weak are you of a human being?
00:43:10.400 How weak are you of a man that to consider thinking for yourself and, and disagreeing with the official, you know, seemingly popular opinion?
00:43:22.460 It's, it's getting way closer to 50-50 now.
00:43:25.500 The boat's tilting the other way, if you know what I mean.
00:43:28.200 He can't even go, you know what?
00:43:29.480 I don't think that's correct.
00:43:30.720 I disagree.
00:43:31.660 He can't do that.
00:43:32.380 That's too scary for him.
00:43:33.400 So he refuses to even think about it.
00:43:34.800 He's not even going to entertain it.
00:43:37.540 It's people smarter than me said the things.
00:43:40.900 So we should do that.
00:43:42.340 Otherwise, you're stupid.
00:43:44.620 Um, no.
00:43:46.280 See, uh, what's supposed to happen is if someone disagrees, they go, I don't, I don't think I agree with what you're saying.
00:43:51.760 And you go, okay, well, what's the, what's your issue?
00:43:53.560 What are your questions?
00:43:55.880 And then they raise those questions.
00:43:57.800 And then you should have sufficient answers to them.
00:44:01.380 They go, oh, well, yeah, okay, that makes sense.
00:44:03.960 Sorry.
00:44:04.900 They go, no, no problem.
00:44:05.740 There's no such thing as a stupid question.
00:44:07.180 Remember that?
00:44:07.760 Remember that cold whole mentality?
00:44:08.940 Where'd that go?
00:44:09.400 That just kind of went away, huh?
00:44:12.340 Now there is such a thing as stupid questions.
00:44:14.080 In fact, asking any questions at all is simply wrong.
00:44:16.680 It's, it's just not allowed.
00:44:17.780 I'm going to turn this off.
00:44:18.540 Maybe it needs to just power up or something.
00:44:21.760 This is really odd.
00:44:24.740 Why do you do this?
00:44:27.280 He's obsessed with the lights.
00:44:28.740 Well, I fucking paid for it and I want it to work.
00:44:31.080 Jesus, mother of God.
00:44:32.220 I don't know.
00:44:32.620 Whatever.
00:44:34.180 Right?
00:44:35.720 You can't even ask questions like, um, hey, uh, where's, can I see the, well, the data suggests.
00:44:42.460 What data?
00:44:43.060 Can I see the data?
00:44:43.920 Not for 75 years.
00:44:45.280 You're not allowed to see the Pfizer test data for 75 years.
00:44:47.640 Um, uh, but, uh, is this really necessary?
00:44:55.960 Why, why, why are so many people sick?
00:44:57.640 Why, why, why is, why is there record numbers?
00:45:00.060 Guys, this is just a simple, logical exercise.
00:45:03.500 Canada sets a new single day record for infections.
00:45:06.580 Infections.
00:45:08.820 Again, no mention of, uh, hospitalizations, death, severity of the symptoms, anything.
00:45:14.060 Just little sticks coming up with the line on it.
00:45:16.840 We've had more of those than ever before.
00:45:18.460 Probably because you've terrorized people into doing it so much.
00:45:21.140 And I've seen Coca-Cola test positive.
00:45:23.640 I've seen a dead mouse test positive.
00:45:26.100 I've seen, um, there was a fruit.
00:45:28.220 Was it a cantaloupe or a kiwi or something test positive?
00:45:30.580 Anything.
00:45:30.880 Who knows?
00:45:32.960 Um, how is it that this is now the record number?
00:45:40.500 There's more people infected than ever before.
00:45:43.580 And that's why we need more vaccines that work.
00:45:46.800 Awesome.
00:45:49.540 What?
00:45:50.580 Shouldn't they be basically, shouldn't there be less than ever?
00:45:54.600 Because 80 to 90% of the population has already, has already participated in this nonsense.
00:45:59.040 Right?
00:46:02.100 Is that not, like, shut up.
00:46:04.400 Hate speech.
00:46:05.200 Don't, don't talk.
00:46:06.540 Medical misinformation.
00:46:07.880 Banned.
00:46:08.440 Banned!
00:46:12.240 These aren't, these aren't crazy opinions, guys.
00:46:14.300 This is just basic.
00:46:15.180 This is day one.
00:46:16.140 This is a grade three level question and answer period.
00:46:18.500 And they, and they can't do it.
00:46:19.720 I'm going to turn this off.
00:46:22.720 No one, no one finds that strange?
00:46:24.300 I find it strange.
00:46:25.280 I think it should be the opposite.
00:46:26.260 I think, um, less people than ever.
00:46:27.740 But, because it just works.
00:46:30.140 It works so well, you have no idea.
00:46:32.300 You have no idea.
00:46:32.880 And that's why your family can't come to Christmas.
00:46:34.660 Because it's, you know, from Dr. Fauci.
00:46:37.680 Dr. Fauci says.
00:46:39.900 And, uh, he, he, he's now telling you to, uh, exclude your own family.
00:46:50.640 They divide up your, your own family.
00:46:53.800 Your mother, your father, your children, your, whatever it is.
00:46:56.500 Your brother, your sister, your cousins.
00:46:57.780 Tell them, tell them not to show up.
00:47:01.300 Because Omicron will find you because you're unvaccinated.
00:47:03.540 Well, that doesn't, the numbers don't make sense though, do they?
00:47:06.080 Because the vast majority of people in hospital are, are actually, uh, already all stickled up.
00:47:13.700 Uh, aren't they?
00:47:17.420 Uh, that scandal is, uh, in Germany now.
00:47:20.580 Um, I don't know how long this is.
00:47:22.120 I don't want to play the whole, yeah, it's a little, only a couple minutes from Paul Watson.
00:47:24.620 But the left-wing mayor of Hamburg, Hamburg, Germany, uh, was claiming.
00:47:30.280 I've heard this thrown around quite a lot in Saskatchewan, especially.
00:47:34.580 That the unvaccinated represented 95% of COVID cases.
00:47:38.580 Well, actually, it turns out after a Senate investigation, the actual figure was 14%.
00:47:43.080 And there's riots all over Germany now.
00:47:46.220 And, you know, anyway, let's take it away, Paul.
00:47:48.440 Scandal in Germany where the left-wing mayor of Hamburg is facing calls for his resignation.
00:47:53.180 Peter Chencher is charged with deliberately misleading the public in order to scapegoat and discriminate against the unvaccinated.
00:47:59.640 Here's what happened.
00:48:00.580 Chencher gave a press conference back on November 16th claiming that 95% of new corona cases were amongst the unjabbed.
00:48:08.060 He then used this figure to impose so-called 2G rules.
00:48:11.440 Which banned the unvaccinated from a long list of venues including bars, cafes, restaurants, gyms and cultural venues.
00:48:17.720 The same policy was then rolled out across the rest of the country.
00:48:20.780 And even led to unvaccinated Germans being banned from outdoor Christmas markets.
00:48:25.760 But you see, there was a slight problem with that 95% unvaccinated corona case figure.
00:48:31.520 It was completely incorrect.
00:48:33.460 Anna Elisabeth von Trauenfels-Frohwein, a lawmaker for the Free Democratic Party, submitted an information request to the Hamburg Senate.
00:48:40.320 And it turns out that Chencher had been counting people whose vaccination status was unknown in the unvaccinated category.
00:48:47.740 Thereby vastly overstating the number of unvaccinated people who were infected with the virus.
00:48:53.180 As Remix highlights, actual data from week 45 when Chencher gave the press conference shows that
00:49:00.220 63.2% of patients infected with COVID-19 had an unknown vaccination status, 22.5% were vaccinated, and 14.3% were unvaccinated.
00:49:12.840 Meaning that from a known number of just 14.3% of corona cases being unvaccinated,
00:49:19.420 Chencher falsely inflated this figure to a whopping 95%.
00:49:24.240 Yeah, pretty big difference.
00:49:25.600 Responding to the scandal, Chencher told Bild newspaper, quote,
00:49:28.740 I regret it very much, before he went on to blame IT systems for the error.
00:49:34.000 FDP vice chairman and member of Germany's federal parliament, Wolfgang Kubicki,
00:49:38.700 accuses Chencher of deliberately misleading the public.
00:49:42.200 It is unbelievable and a disaster for trust in the integrity of state action when a state government
00:49:47.480 clearly presents manipulated figures, he said.
00:49:51.000 Mayor Chencher will have to explain himself to parliament and should say why the Hamburg Senate
00:49:54.860 considers it necessary to deceive its citizens with such tricks.
00:49:59.300 Troenfelskrowein said Chencher was legally responsible for interfering with the fundamental rights of Germans.
00:50:05.800 Will this massive act of manipulation lead to the reversal of 2G policies that discriminate against the unjabbed in Germany?
00:50:13.440 No, not at all.
00:50:14.700 And now they're about to pass a mandatory vaccination law on top of it.
00:50:18.860 Yeah, I fixed it, by the way.
00:50:24.140 I plugged it into a different USB port and we're good to go.
00:50:27.660 Do you think that's happening anywhere else?
00:50:29.000 Do you think it's possible that the government is lying in other areas of the world?
00:50:32.300 Because the government doesn't lie, guys.
00:50:33.800 There's no evidence of that ever being the case.
00:50:37.040 I can never recall a time when a government lied.
00:50:45.300 Well, the numbers say and the figures say that based on the data, that's all they have to say.
00:50:50.980 Well, judging by the data, what data?
00:50:54.440 What are you talking about?
00:50:56.860 Only one person can sing at a time.
00:50:59.220 We're going to need to cancel Christmas Prime and no children can go answer the things.
00:51:05.940 It was so insane.
00:51:08.020 It might as well, as I was listening to it, I was just hearing the most absolutely insane cult.
00:51:15.660 Like, none of this makes any logical sense whatsoever.
00:51:19.480 We're going to need to wear two masks when you're home with your children.
00:51:25.320 There will be absolutely no allowance of anyone to read books between the hours of 7 and 9 p.m.
00:51:35.940 And only magazines, no actual hardcover books, as we know that the surfaces carry the disease.
00:51:44.300 Only cold water can be used in bathtubs, but showers can use hot water, but not in a bathtub.
00:51:51.020 If you're filling a tub, it must be cold water.
00:51:53.080 When you're eating cheese, if it's cut vertically, that is fine.
00:51:58.320 But horizontal slices, that will have to be on restriction until later.
00:52:05.000 What the fuck are you talking about, man?
00:52:06.960 This is crazy!
00:52:08.640 What?!
00:52:10.020 I dare...
00:52:11.360 I thought I was going to need it there for a second, but I didn't.
00:52:22.660 I'm just...
00:52:23.360 I'm just...
00:52:24.020 It's difficult to sit here and listen to an obese man who clearly...
00:52:28.560 Who confuses day surgery with elective surgery as if it's the same thing.
00:52:32.900 And is supposedly not just a doctor, but the top doctor.
00:52:38.020 He's the chief medical officer.
00:52:40.640 Implying there are many medical officers.
00:52:43.460 Apparently there are officers of medicine.
00:52:46.120 Now, not doctors.
00:52:47.600 Officers of medicine.
00:52:49.060 And he is the chief of all of the other officers.
00:52:51.640 Apparently some kind of apparatus of medical officers all over the country.
00:52:56.120 And he is the...
00:52:56.940 He is their king.
00:52:58.360 He is the...
00:52:58.900 I...
00:52:59.460 I can't fuck off the other!
00:53:05.080 Every time he talks...
00:53:06.900 It's fine.
00:53:08.580 I'm not gonna...
00:53:08.980 Oh my god!
00:53:11.200 Oh my god!
00:53:11.740 Oh my god!
00:53:20.120 It's never been harder to be a sane person than it is right now.
00:53:23.580 I don't know how to do it.
00:53:24.640 I don't know how to do it much longer.
00:53:26.400 Said the man with the goat.
00:53:27.840 And the...
00:53:28.780 And the...
00:53:29.540 What?
00:53:33.300 You cope how you can.
00:53:35.240 You know what I mean?
00:53:35.860 The power of the supernatural is something that isn't supposed to happen.
00:53:38.060 This...
00:53:38.460 This...
00:53:39.140 That this is being allowed is supernatural.
00:53:46.000 This is supernatural levels of stupidity now!
00:53:48.520 This...
00:54:02.980 Did you see that?
00:54:26.200 Oh, God, it got me right in the eye, the ball thing from the hat, oh, right in the eyeball.
00:54:37.680 Oh, I'm blind, I'm blind as a bat.
00:54:47.180 Oh, suck it up.
00:54:48.860 You're okay.
00:54:53.960 Oh.
00:54:56.200 I literally can't, I'm just going to not look at that eye for a while.
00:55:04.440 All I want for Christmas is my other eye back.
00:55:08.360 Aw, Cocaine Rimjobs says, Donaire Toss, that's a salt with a missile.
00:55:13.780 Hail Billy Deluxe says, Waste Donaire for a great cause.
00:55:16.460 The Donaire sacrifice will not be in vain.
00:55:18.380 This really burns.
00:55:20.240 Oh, my God.
00:55:21.060 Oh, my God.
00:55:26.620 Oh, my God.
00:55:28.620 Oh, my God.
00:55:32.840 Seriously, good God.
00:55:34.260 That wasn't, that wasn't, that wasn't, that was, that was real.
00:55:59.300 Oh, I'm not, I'm not joking right now.
00:56:02.060 That thing got me good.
00:56:03.280 Oh, my God.
00:56:04.220 Right in the open eye, like, whipped me with this.
00:56:08.560 How dare you, plaid Santa hat.
00:56:11.660 Who sent you?
00:56:12.720 My sister gave me this hat, but you know what?
00:56:19.700 I don't know who gave it to her.
00:56:20.900 I'm starting to think it was ceases.
00:56:22.900 Oh, Lord.
00:56:24.420 Anyway, I'm just going to, we're just going to take a break from the hat for a little while.
00:56:27.300 It's apparently a very dangerous thing to have on your head.
00:56:29.900 Oh, my, it still hurts.
00:56:32.280 Oh.
00:56:33.740 Oh.
00:56:34.860 Oh, my God.
00:56:35.740 This is like, you ever bang your elbow, and it just goes, it just hums for, like, minutes.
00:56:41.200 You're like, is this seriously still going on?
00:56:43.120 Or, like, when you take a, you get, like, an ice cream headache, or you have a cold drink,
00:56:47.920 and you threw a straw, and you drink, like, a milkshake, you drank too fast, maybe.
00:56:51.560 And it's just stunning how long it still hurts.
00:56:54.160 Like, this is, you know, soon.
00:56:57.220 I mean, this has got to, this has got to be over soon.
00:56:59.720 I'm not going to talk about it anymore.
00:57:00.740 I'm just going to complain in silence like a man.
00:57:04.060 Um, if I'm making wild, I'm allowed to make stupid faces, and I'm going to, this is going
00:57:09.300 to be hard to see for a little while.
00:57:10.560 Hell, Billy, the waist is on air.
00:57:12.320 Well, not, yeah.
00:57:14.360 Cormac Kerr says, my wife can't listen to Justin Trudeau's voice at all.
00:57:19.700 If I'm reading these wrong, let me know, because I'm fucking blind now.
00:57:22.360 She seriously has a gag reflex.
00:57:24.960 How'd you find that out?
00:57:27.020 Shut up, Billy.
00:57:28.580 What?
00:57:28.940 Billy doesn't like dirty jokes.
00:57:30.520 It's hilarious, but no guff.
00:57:32.020 The sound of that voice causes her to wretch.
00:57:34.240 It hurts, it hurts me.
00:57:36.440 I, his, yeah, it is, it is like nails on a chalkboard.
00:57:40.340 It's like getting a pom-pom in the eye from a, whatever that thing's called.
00:57:43.920 That's how, oh my God.
00:57:46.680 I might have done permanent damage.
00:57:48.200 I might be, I might be blind.
00:57:49.820 Knight Rider 3 says, poll, who would support a GoFundMe for the frontline COVID worker casualty
00:57:54.320 memorial cemetery?
00:57:55.480 That's a great idea.
00:57:56.700 Let's, I do need a pirate patch.
00:57:59.520 Oh, I'm like Jeremy Hots now.
00:58:01.460 Oh, this is awful.
00:58:05.500 There's nothing worse than a Santa hat.
00:58:07.880 Think you're having fun?
00:58:09.980 Hitch you in your own eye?
00:58:12.160 You know.
00:58:13.360 Oh, he was funny back in the day.
00:58:14.660 Dirtbag Welder, thank you very much, man.
00:58:16.360 I appreciate it.
00:58:17.000 It almost makes my eye not hurt as much.
00:58:19.600 Almost.
00:58:20.300 Then he says, thank you, Rage.
00:58:21.540 Merry Christmas to you and everyone.
00:58:22.720 Keep on digging in.
00:58:24.040 Happy 201.
00:58:24.700 Thank you very much, sir.
00:58:25.420 Throw the hat in the boiler.
00:58:26.400 Now, James says, Merry Christmas, everyone.
00:58:29.900 Still holding the front lines.
00:58:31.300 Fuck you.
00:58:31.820 Make me.
00:58:32.260 Oh, my.
00:58:34.220 Hell, Billy.
00:58:35.140 Is my eye like red or what?
00:58:36.840 It really hurts.
00:58:38.160 Hell, Billy Deluxe says, met a guy in my work travels today.
00:58:42.340 But since he got the jabs, now gets baseball-sized hives all over.
00:58:46.600 Baseball-sized hives all over his body.
00:58:50.000 And is now on some strong steroids to keep them at bay.
00:58:54.380 Another victim on our side.
00:58:57.300 Yeah, there's going to be a lot more of those.
00:58:58.420 And there's more and more of them every day.
00:58:59.780 They don't seem to understand that.
00:59:01.140 Or maybe they do and they don't care.
00:59:02.380 Dave Davidson says, it's so easy to manipulate people.
00:59:04.600 Their best trick to get more people to want to get vaccinated is to just show them fake numbers about the people of already vaccinated.
00:59:11.660 Sheep will follow the movement.
00:59:12.920 They do the same trick every time.
00:59:14.180 But it's becoming less and less effective.
00:59:16.020 You can't keep going back to the same watering hole over and over again.
00:59:22.360 You're going to have to change something up here soon.
00:59:24.280 And that is Will Boog.
00:59:25.800 What is that?
00:59:26.240 That's Billy's girlfriend.
00:59:28.380 I guess.
00:59:30.200 It's nothing serious!
00:59:31.780 They're not serious.
00:59:34.080 Is that Betty the Brick?
00:59:35.220 I don't know.
00:59:35.760 But he brought her.
00:59:36.540 They're just, I don't know.
00:59:37.680 It's not a serious thing.
00:59:39.160 It's just a casual.
00:59:40.500 He didn't want to come alone.
00:59:41.760 You know, so he's really, he really wants to make sure everybody knows he's not gay for some reason.
00:59:46.460 I don't know.
00:59:47.340 I think it's, I think it's a little over the top.
00:59:49.320 I think he's, anyway.
00:59:54.280 Tazaniko, how are you, dude?
00:59:55.240 He says, have tried, have to try unplugging and plugging it back in.
00:59:59.380 That is what I did with the light.
01:00:00.600 Yeah, that's exactly what I did.
01:00:01.600 And I plugged it into another port and it works great.
01:00:03.980 Mary Bukmus, you jolly banging claws.
01:00:07.120 Thank you, sir.
01:00:07.540 Hellbilly says, Dr. Fauci about to get an ouchie.
01:00:10.520 I would be worried.
01:00:12.180 P.W. says, hashtag every fucking one of them.
01:00:14.720 Scott Baker, thank you very much, sir.
01:00:16.080 He says, Rage Knight and being in these chants is the only time I don't feel like I'm fist fighting the entire world all at once.
01:00:21.580 Thanks for this.
01:00:22.100 I need it too, man, or I go crazy.
01:00:25.200 It's just, I've been doing it for so long now, it would be weird not to.
01:00:28.320 I don't know.
01:00:28.880 I'm stuck.
01:00:29.040 I'm trapped.
01:00:29.680 I'm stuck doing this now, probably forever.
01:00:32.260 Until they kill me.
01:00:35.380 What?
01:00:35.740 It's going to be soon?
01:00:36.580 Oh, good.
01:00:37.040 They're going to finish me off soon.
01:00:37.960 So, Knight Rider 3 says, they changed the definition of a positive test.
01:00:40.780 Instead of three markers, Omicron needs only two.
01:00:42.980 Oh, good.
01:00:44.720 Which would previously have been a negative.
01:00:46.600 Test is now positive.
01:00:47.460 Hence the case is we are living in a clown world.
01:00:50.180 Yep.
01:00:50.800 Dan, the raging Canadian says, breathe into the bigot bag of hate.
01:00:53.800 I don't, I think the bag is what caused this problem in the first place, wasn't it?
01:00:57.460 I got too fired up.
01:00:58.280 I got too fired up.
01:00:59.500 And then, you know, you put your eye out.
01:01:03.080 And I did.
01:01:03.780 I got too fired up and I put my eye out.
01:01:05.540 Just like the old witch told me what happened.
01:01:09.280 I should never have listened.
01:01:10.320 I should have listened.
01:01:11.340 Scott McClain says, could be worse.
01:01:12.680 Balgord had other types of balls swinging.
01:01:15.100 Jeez.
01:01:16.960 Bus full of nuns says, well, guys, we all know how rage handles balls in the eye.
01:01:20.640 Okay.
01:01:21.260 Okay.
01:01:21.740 Okay.
01:01:22.840 Yeah.
01:01:23.800 Not a fan.
01:01:24.720 I'll put it that way.
01:01:26.280 Hellbilly says, you only need one.
01:01:28.020 Been doing this for 35 years.
01:01:29.780 Huh?
01:01:29.980 See, geez.
01:01:30.560 With the ball.
01:01:30.880 How many?
01:01:31.280 Is there how many?
01:01:31.840 I'm just going to scroll up until the ball jokes are done.
01:01:33.760 No, there's another one.
01:01:35.800 There's another one.
01:01:36.880 There's another one.
01:01:38.400 Another one.
01:01:40.320 Anderson Paladin says, that hat was made in China.
01:01:43.720 In China.
01:01:44.660 Bus full of nuns.
01:01:45.660 Balls in the...
01:01:46.120 Oh, my God.
01:01:48.080 I'm not reading it.
01:01:48.940 No, this is not the barracks.
01:01:51.240 Gary Shill says, if you had two masks and a shield, you would be safe.
01:01:54.940 If I had the face shield, that would never have happened.
01:01:57.280 You're right.
01:01:58.200 Liquid Boog, thank you very much.
01:01:59.480 Says, somebody send rage an eyepatch with a slash on it.
01:02:02.180 And I think I'm going to be okay, but I mean, I'm not sure.
01:02:06.540 I'm not positive.
01:02:07.300 We'll see how the recovery goes.
01:02:08.940 I'll keep you guys updated on rehab and all the rest of it.
01:02:11.840 I've suffered a grievous, serious injury here.
01:02:14.740 This is the first time I've ever been harmed doing this.
01:02:17.220 I guess this is a pretty dangerous job, you could say.
01:02:19.820 You don't know what's going to happen.
01:02:21.780 I nearly went blind for the cause.
01:02:23.640 What the fuck have you done?
01:02:24.800 What have you even done?
01:02:26.180 I almost went blind!
01:02:28.720 You're not blind, Ron Burgundy.
01:02:30.220 I am blind!
01:02:34.160 I baked an entire tray of pennies thinking they were cookies.
01:02:39.280 Right?
01:02:40.120 Here's the Anchorman 2.
01:02:42.300 He's like eating ketchup thinking it's something else.
01:02:44.360 And they're like, but didn't you taste how...
01:02:47.340 What part of being blind don't you understand?
01:02:53.160 It's underrated.
01:02:54.100 It's pretty good.
01:02:54.620 Anchorman 2 is actually not bad.
01:02:55.700 Black Guy Bigot, how are you?
01:02:58.540 He says, Merry, fuck, you make me Christmas.
01:03:00.140 Right back at you.
01:03:00.940 Sovereign Human, Merry Christmas.
01:03:02.800 There's a lot of these now.
01:03:03.820 Thanks for keeping us all sane in this dystopian nightmare of a world.
01:03:05.880 Hubby and I have been hanging out with some most excellent bigots in the hammer.
01:03:11.220 I assume that's Hamilton, which is making life more bearable.
01:03:14.580 That's great to hear.
01:03:15.260 I like to see it.
01:03:15.900 And it's just on its own now.
01:03:18.560 There doesn't really need to be much else done or said.
01:03:20.460 Like everybody's kind of doing their thing and, you know, people will find each other now.
01:03:25.020 It's the, it's, it's, it's a, it's a way.
01:03:26.500 It's the fire.
01:03:27.380 The fire has begun.
01:03:28.580 It's already begun to burn.
01:03:30.520 The fire is lit.
01:03:32.200 Gotham will burn.
01:03:34.180 Um, fuck you, make me death to stall.
01:03:36.700 Thank you very, very much.
01:03:37.780 Fire Pixie.
01:03:38.460 Greetings from Southern.
01:03:39.620 Dagalon.
01:03:40.080 That is all.
01:03:40.660 Carry on, bigots.
01:03:42.160 Rainbow Frog.
01:03:43.100 Of course.
01:03:44.820 Regards.
01:03:45.340 Regards.
01:03:45.800 Regards.
01:03:46.360 The Dawson.
01:03:46.980 Carrot.
01:03:47.240 This is a lot.
01:03:49.320 I got to hurry up here.
01:03:50.460 The new restrictions in Alberta limit or reduce access to many places that were only accessed
01:03:54.520 to the Vaxxed and Q-Coders only.
01:03:57.400 When will they, when will they catch on a happy Christmas to all?
01:04:01.160 Zabek's demise.
01:04:02.300 Man goes to war.
01:04:03.240 Come back intact.
01:04:04.140 Almost kills himself with a hat.
01:04:06.380 Dude, you know.
01:04:11.420 That reminded me of a really sad story, but I don't want to talk about it right now because
01:04:14.820 it's, well, I just said it's sad.
01:04:17.100 Fuck, I don't want to be sad right now.
01:04:18.640 How about the Deluxe?
01:04:19.260 It wasn't a ball joke.
01:04:20.240 I only got, I only got one bloody eye.
01:04:22.560 He only has one eye.
01:04:23.760 See, now, see, now I'm a dickhead.
01:04:25.940 Just made fun of, you know, he's like, I literally actually only have one eye.
01:04:28.740 Stop complaining.
01:04:29.340 I, I, he's like, I wish I had another eye to get a, whatever this thing is popped into
01:04:35.360 it.
01:04:36.540 Oh, he's sniffling.
01:04:38.480 He has COVID.
01:04:38.960 No, my, my nose got stuffed up from that, that whole thing that this was an episode.
01:04:42.960 Apparently I'm very fragile now.
01:04:44.160 I don't know what's going on.
01:04:46.920 Zodiac says, perhaps a real definition of insanity is being the only sane one in a bunch
01:04:50.680 listening to people talk or the news makes me feel like I'm taking crazy pills.
01:04:54.980 Aurora Borealis vision disruptions are a symptom.
01:04:57.780 Go get your anal swab.
01:04:59.660 You first.
01:05:02.280 Sick Semperfaktaris.
01:05:02.960 I'm trapped in a boog dungeon of emotion.
01:05:06.860 That is where I am.
01:05:07.780 Philip's Disciple says, Odin lost an eye for wisdom.
01:05:10.160 Things to think on.
01:05:11.960 Ooh, that's a good point.
01:05:14.880 I can see now.
01:05:16.540 I can see clearly now.
01:05:19.460 My eye still works.
01:05:21.240 That was horrible.
01:05:21.980 That was a terrible.
01:05:22.640 What were we even doing?
01:05:24.120 I'm so distracted now.
01:05:26.520 It doesn't usually happen, but it's happening now.
01:05:31.360 Anyway, we were talking about this kind of stuff.
01:05:34.280 Triple penetrated, or as we like to call airtight, four and a half times more likely to test positive
01:05:43.120 for Omicron than the unvaccinated people.
01:05:47.640 It's a pandemic of the vaccinated.
01:05:49.660 Isn't that interesting?
01:05:51.400 According to figures released by the United Kingdom government via the Office for National Statistics,
01:05:55.060 people who are triple vaccinated are four and a half times more likely to test positive.
01:05:59.280 Huh, I wonder if their immune systems are suffering.
01:06:02.320 Kind of like all those doctors said that they would.
01:06:05.080 You know, all the ones you're not allowed to talk about?
01:06:07.260 The numbers also illustrate how the double vaccinated are 2.3 times more likely to be infected.
01:06:14.140 The data, which is summarized by the Daily Skeptic's Will Jones in this article,
01:06:19.160 which I can click on if I want to, but this is on Summit News,
01:06:23.200 bolsters assertions that the Omicron variant is effective at evading vaccines.
01:06:26.200 Oh, no.
01:06:37.200 UK scientists will today present evidence that the Omicron variant is milder than previous strains,
01:06:42.420 something health experts in South Africa have been saying for weeks.
01:06:46.280 They don't even listen.
01:06:47.220 They don't even care.
01:06:48.280 They just hear about a variant, and they just say things.
01:06:50.580 They just say things and do things.
01:06:52.160 And, you know, the government gets away with whatever the hell it wants.
01:06:57.180 That's the problem.
01:06:58.500 It's a pretty big problem.
01:07:01.340 That's not what I want.
01:07:04.140 Got that one.
01:07:04.980 Delete this.
01:07:08.000 Based Elon Musk.
01:07:09.320 We'll go to that.
01:07:12.900 And here's another.
01:07:13.980 Oh, there was the meme.
01:07:16.940 That was what I was talking about earlier.
01:07:18.740 You know.
01:07:19.860 I would have some questions.
01:07:22.180 Three polio vaccines in nine months, and then still got polioed.
01:07:24.720 I'd have some serious questions.
01:07:26.060 Who wouldn't?
01:07:30.960 And, you know, hopefully people have detached from their cult-like following of this guy,
01:07:38.340 because it's really – how bad is my eye?
01:07:41.100 I'm just looking at it.
01:07:43.360 It's Candace Owens with Donald Trump here.
01:07:44.920 In terms of big pharma, which is a huge topic on the minds of mothers especially.
01:07:49.080 Regeneron.
01:07:49.720 Get Regeneron.
01:07:51.120 I own stock in Regeneron.
01:07:52.960 And obviously I know that you are pro-vaccine.
01:07:55.200 Obviously you did everything you could to get this vaccine now.
01:07:57.360 I know where you stand on the vaccine.
01:07:57.760 It was one of the greatest achievements.
01:07:59.220 We did it in less than nine months.
01:08:00.840 To be able to do that.
01:08:01.880 But now it's taken a twist, right?
01:08:04.000 It's gotten – now we went from –
01:08:06.160 Candace Owens talking over Donald Trump.
01:08:08.600 Look at her go.
01:08:09.200 This is a good thing, and people should have this option.
01:08:11.620 To military men, you're going to have to resign because you're not getting this vaccine.
01:08:16.680 Where do you stand on that?
01:08:17.480 Well, I stand on – forget about the mandates.
01:08:19.640 People have to have their freedom.
01:08:20.800 But at the same time, the vaccine is one of the greatest achievements of mankind.
01:08:26.360 We would have had a 1917 – remember the Spanish flu?
01:08:30.580 Killed perhaps 100 million people.
01:08:32.820 Actually, it ended the First World War because the soldiers were –
01:08:35.380 A lot of people don't know that.
01:08:36.500 The soldiers got so sick.
01:08:38.160 Donald, that is – oh my –
01:08:41.580 Did Spanish flu do not end world –
01:08:44.060 Did he just say World War II?
01:08:45.620 He didn't say that, did he?
01:08:46.660 Actually, it ended the First World War because the soldiers were –
01:08:49.220 A lot of people don't know that.
01:08:50.380 The soldiers got so sick.
01:08:52.040 It was a terrible thing.
01:08:53.300 There were no vaccines.
01:08:54.180 There were no anything.
01:08:54.840 I came up with a –
01:08:56.280 Yes, soldiers getting the Spanish flu ended the war.
01:08:59.420 Not the millions being killed – like tens of thousands of men were killed a day.
01:09:03.860 That was fine.
01:09:04.800 But – oh my – what the – how does he get away with saying – I mean that –
01:09:12.100 With three vaccines, all are very, very good.
01:09:16.400 Came up with three of them in less than nine months.
01:09:18.740 It was supposed to take five to 12 years.
01:09:21.440 And yet more people have died under –
01:09:22.900 Imagine if Trump was like trolling and he's like, they hate me so much.
01:09:26.100 You know what I'm going to do?
01:09:27.000 I'm going to come out and say – talk about how much I love the vaccine and then they're
01:09:30.060 going to be like – they're going to want to not take it because Trump loves it so much.
01:09:33.660 Could you imagine?
01:09:35.360 I'm pretty sure it's not happening because I think he is personally getting very wealthy
01:09:39.000 on it.
01:09:40.020 So we're a lot of people that I – I've heard some things.
01:09:45.140 I've read some things and it's – they're making money, guys.
01:09:48.980 COVID this year, by the way, under Joe Biden than under you.
01:09:52.660 And more people took the vaccine this year.
01:09:54.220 So people are questioning how –
01:09:56.100 Well, no, the vaccine worked, but some people aren't taking it.
01:09:58.480 The ones – the ones that get very sick and go to the hospital are the ones that don't
01:10:02.380 take their vaccine.
01:10:03.460 But it's still their choice.
01:10:05.680 And if you take the vaccine, you're protected.
01:10:08.100 Look, the results of the vaccine are very good.
01:10:10.260 And if you do get it, it's a very minor form.
01:10:13.740 People aren't dying when they take the vaccine.
01:10:15.820 What about the masking of children?
01:10:17.460 They're not, huh?
01:10:19.740 People aren't – remember?
01:10:20.820 Oh, okay.
01:10:21.240 Well, Donald Trump said it, so it must be true, guys.
01:10:24.120 This is horrifying.
01:10:25.200 What am I going to show you right now?
01:10:29.500 It's beginning to look a lot like genocide.
01:10:34.700 Everywhere you go.
01:10:38.140 Listen to what they said.
01:10:40.080 Your government wants you dead.
01:10:41.880 With booster jabs that last forevermore.
01:10:44.740 It's beginning to look a lot like genocide.
01:10:50.620 With every jab you take.
01:10:53.920 But the only thing you'll see if you're watching BBC is that the shit's all fake.
01:11:02.360 Boris has said that he'd rather you dead as soon as you possibly can.
01:11:06.080 If you don't comply, he'll give you a fine and drag you away in a van.
01:11:09.880 He'll make sure you won't be spending Christmas with your man.
01:11:17.840 It's beginning to look a lot like genocide.
01:11:22.760 In every hospital.
01:11:24.560 But the nurses dance all day, while the doctors count their pay.
01:11:30.700 And there's no one there to take your call.
01:11:34.320 It's beginning to look a lot like genocide.
01:11:38.900 They're jabbing kids in school.
01:11:42.420 But if you're out of luck, Big Pharma doesn't give a fuck.
01:11:46.440 And it's all your fault.
01:11:49.320 Billy has said that he wants you all dead by jabbing the shit in your arm.
01:12:10.720 Roll over your sleeve and we'll make you believe that a shit will do you no harm.
01:12:14.560 We'll keep making booster sheds until you buy the farm.
01:12:18.200 It's beginning to look a lot like genocide.
01:12:26.680 When you turn on TV.
01:12:30.180 They're dropping down like flies.
01:12:32.500 Because the government lies.
01:12:34.020 One day we'll see.
01:12:36.000 These bastards swing.
01:12:44.480 See?
01:12:45.240 You fall off the horse, you get right back on.
01:12:47.260 Put the hat back on.
01:12:50.060 I don't care.
01:12:52.540 For the record, I'm not convinced that it's genocide.
01:12:58.020 I don't, I'm not convinced that is the scheme, the plan or whatever.
01:13:03.860 Because, well, we're just going to have to see.
01:13:07.300 However, I'm also not even remotely convinced.
01:13:12.320 In fact, I'm very much convinced the opposite.
01:13:15.940 That these are not safe to take.
01:13:18.280 Clearly.
01:13:18.900 You just watch the montage of people dropping dead all over the world.
01:13:22.220 Many of them athletes who should be statistically the least likely people to just collapse.
01:13:28.700 You know, and have heart conditions and heart attacks.
01:13:30.660 And, you know, all the soccer players, the basketball players.
01:13:32.260 You know, we've been talking about it and seeing it the whole time.
01:13:34.860 So, never mind.
01:13:36.820 And the safety data they won't show you and all this kind of stuff.
01:13:39.140 So, I'm pretty convinced there's not a negligible risk there.
01:13:47.700 And considering the alternative is like, well, then you're going to have to deal with it.
01:13:51.800 I've already had, you know, gotten sick with whatever.
01:13:55.020 And I was fine in a day.
01:13:59.240 I'm fairly, I'm pretty healthy.
01:14:01.180 And I'm only 35.
01:14:02.700 I don't have any reason to fear something that is barely able to kill 70-year-olds.
01:14:08.820 Right?
01:14:09.280 I mean, it's, I, I, hmm.
01:14:11.620 Yeah, I don't know.
01:14:12.800 I'm not taking experiment, you know, brand new, untested.
01:14:16.420 No, I'm not doing it.
01:14:17.280 I don't care.
01:14:17.840 I don't need to.
01:14:18.540 It's not necessary.
01:14:21.460 Those guys are going down.
01:14:22.880 I could, too.
01:14:23.600 I run.
01:14:24.260 I like to exercise, lift weights and things.
01:14:26.280 Like, I'm going to go take that.
01:14:27.060 Maybe your heart fucking explodes.
01:14:28.340 I don't know.
01:14:29.520 Seems to be happening.
01:14:30.880 I don't recall this happening in the past.
01:14:33.880 I used to watch a lot of sports.
01:14:36.340 If someone just collapsed dead on a field, that would be on the, that would be an ESPN store.
01:14:42.660 That would, TSN would open with that.
01:14:45.260 Now it's like, they'll tell you the scores.
01:14:49.740 They'll tell you the games that are canceled.
01:14:50.940 And then here's the, all right, coming up next to TSN.
01:14:53.020 We got the Leafs and the Rangers at 8 p.m.
01:14:56.040 The Flames and Senators game has been postponed because everyone is having serious health problems
01:15:02.440 and issues.
01:15:02.900 Testing positive for the disease is supposedly vaccinated against.
01:15:05.120 And after the hour, we're going to give you an update on all the players who have died this year.
01:15:09.560 Suddenly, unexpectedly, not vaccine related, of course.
01:15:13.260 But as we know, Christmas tree syndrome is killing people.
01:15:16.840 We know that climate change is causing a lot of people's hearts to explode.
01:15:20.880 And freedom, too much freedom, as we've covered in previous broadcasts, is causing people to die.
01:15:25.020 The stress of having too much freedom is causing them to die.
01:15:27.180 Anyway, these are all real things that they're trying to tell you, right?
01:15:31.520 Post-pandemic stress disorder has been very hard on a lot of people.
01:15:33.400 That's right.
01:15:33.880 I have a post-pandemic stress disorder.
01:15:37.140 Really, really serious.
01:15:38.340 Really dangerous.
01:15:40.360 People are, you know, their hearts just can't take it.
01:15:44.320 All right.
01:15:44.680 Coming up next, Leafs and the Rangers.
01:15:49.220 Wait, what?
01:15:50.300 What do you mean, a bunch of people?
01:15:51.920 What do you mean a bunch of athletes have died?
01:15:53.440 Are you kidding?
01:15:55.680 That's insane.
01:15:57.480 No, we're not going to talk about it.
01:15:58.880 It's just too crazy.
01:16:03.040 Oh, and by the way, just to highlight that these people aren't insane.
01:16:08.040 Because, I mean, they're not, right?
01:16:09.600 They're not, guys.
01:16:10.080 Speaking of, here we are in the Rogers Center.
01:16:12.680 Actually, the Leafs are playing right now.
01:16:14.340 Actually, what is it?
01:16:14.980 How many Rogers?
01:16:15.920 Oh, this is Rogers Arena.
01:16:17.080 I'm sorry.
01:16:17.960 I mean, he's owned by Banks and shit.
01:16:18.900 Look at this wild, totally sane behavior.
01:16:24.080 This is the masked kiss camp.
01:16:27.780 Where people are kissing with masks on.
01:16:29.780 Are they real?
01:16:31.040 Are they coming?
01:16:33.020 Oh, my goodness.
01:16:34.920 Congratulations.
01:16:35.860 You're our winner.
01:16:37.000 You have won two seconds to see right out of zero.
01:16:39.860 You're not a winner.
01:16:40.980 You already lost.
01:16:42.140 The moment you put a Trevor Linden jersey on your body,
01:16:45.800 you should have been shot dead in the street.
01:16:47.620 No one should ever have let you walk that.
01:16:49.660 Leave the house.
01:16:51.180 Trevor Linden.
01:16:55.340 You can also see this on Global News tomorrow.
01:16:59.060 And this woman is like, what is she, like 27?
01:17:03.020 I barely remember who Trevor Linden is.
01:17:04.780 There's no fucking way this woman knows who it is.
01:17:06.500 And she's wearing the old vintage Canucks jerseys.
01:17:08.540 She's just one of these chicks.
01:17:09.620 It's like, I'm so like one of the guys.
01:17:11.500 I like fucking love sports.
01:17:12.740 I've got one of the Vancouver Canucks jerseys.
01:17:16.700 The what?
01:17:17.080 The Vancouver Canuck.
01:17:19.900 Do you even know who that is?
01:17:21.180 Do you even?
01:17:21.940 No.
01:17:22.560 She has no idea.
01:17:24.360 Boyfriend probably bought it for her.
01:17:25.640 Who knows, right?
01:17:27.560 The Masked Kiss Camp, everybody.
01:17:30.260 Everything exists.
01:17:30.760 This is the world we're in now.
01:17:32.640 This is what's happening now.
01:17:34.860 Oh, Lord.
01:17:38.200 Hank Bangor in Maine says, Merry Christmas to you, Rage, and all the beautiful bigots.
01:17:42.440 But that fire behind you hasn't flickered or changed in an hour.
01:17:45.380 Can you poke that thing or something?
01:17:46.400 Because it's tripping me out.
01:17:49.180 The fires of the burning cirques are pure and constant.
01:17:54.760 How dare you question the efficacy of Colbert's fire?
01:18:01.020 I don't know what you think you're doing, but I would not ask any more questions.
01:18:03.720 You're going to end up in there yourself.
01:18:06.840 Hank.
01:18:09.160 Hellbilly Deluxe says, the wife blames my vision problems for our marriage.
01:18:13.580 Blames my vision problems for our...
01:18:17.720 But you only have one eye.
01:18:24.800 So, dude, are you telling me she took an eye?
01:18:27.920 Did she take one of your eyes?
01:18:30.300 She's blaming the vision problems you have for the...
01:18:32.760 Basically, a Hellbilly Deluxe's wife took an eye from him, is what I'm...
01:18:39.360 Unless I'm reading it wrong, we're going to have to get an update maybe another time, but...
01:18:43.680 That's disturbing.
01:18:45.040 Merry Christmas.
01:18:46.120 Don't take my other eye.
01:18:47.780 Knight Rider 3...
01:18:48.240 He glanced at another woman.
01:18:49.680 She just pulled it right out of his fucking head.
01:18:51.200 She's like, that's one.
01:18:52.520 He's like, oh my God.
01:18:53.880 If I can kill Bill.
01:18:55.140 Yeah!
01:18:55.420 That's one.
01:18:58.580 Knight Rider 3 says, how many unvaxxed are waiting in their cars at a testing station?
01:19:03.340 Probably zero.
01:19:04.380 Probably exactly this many.
01:19:06.600 I hope.
01:19:07.560 R.N. Gizmas says, he still doesn't realize they played him.
01:19:11.480 Donnie, you failed us all.
01:19:13.140 I think he doesn't care.
01:19:14.220 I think he's just there to make money.
01:19:15.300 I don't really...
01:19:18.460 Or maybe he does...
01:19:19.220 I don't...
01:19:19.540 Who the hell knows?
01:19:20.420 But it doesn't matter.
01:19:21.460 Like, he's not...
01:19:22.180 He doesn't matter anymore.
01:19:23.360 He's not anything.
01:19:24.740 He's not the...
01:19:25.540 Doesn't matter.
01:19:26.300 We need to, you know, get on with our lives.
01:19:29.860 Does not want to boog, but will.
01:19:31.340 Says, hey, look, he's done whining about his eye.
01:19:33.180 Oh, shut up!
01:19:34.220 You didn't get...
01:19:35.200 I'm not...
01:19:36.300 I don't know how to shut you up.
01:19:39.340 I'm going to do it in a second.
01:19:42.580 A10 says, I feel like I'm on work up again.
01:19:45.120 Oh, God.
01:19:45.780 That's not good.
01:19:47.800 Feathernot.
01:19:48.220 Thank you, man.
01:19:48.920 Feathernot.
01:19:49.240 Says, the greater achievement was somehow physically producing the millions of doses in the time
01:19:53.420 frame.
01:19:53.640 Yes, that also is very peculiar, isn't it?
01:19:56.020 Just a lot of strange questions that simply can't be answered.
01:19:59.820 If you do the math, it seems almost impossible.
01:20:02.080 If you do the math, it is impossible.
01:20:04.720 Merry Christmas, brother.
01:20:06.280 They would have had to be producing vaccines for at least the last five years.
01:20:10.460 Around the clock.
01:20:11.940 For five years.
01:20:15.120 How did you make billions of doses in this amount of time?
01:20:19.320 Because people did do the math with how many factories, how many companies, the speed at
01:20:23.960 which they can be researched, developed, produced, administered, shipped.
01:20:28.160 It doesn't make sense unless you were sitting on a huge stockpile already.
01:20:32.440 And how is that possible for something that has only been discovered just in 2019?
01:20:37.080 And it wasn't even...
01:20:38.240 And it was bat soup, you guys.
01:20:40.040 Oh, wait.
01:20:40.580 It was a lab leak.
01:20:42.020 Remember, that was a conspiracy theory.
01:20:45.400 When this first happened, we're like, they did this on purpose.
01:20:47.960 This is a deployed...
01:20:48.880 No.
01:20:50.380 No.
01:20:51.000 That would get you banned and deplatformed and your family would ridicule you and make
01:20:54.880 funny because...
01:20:55.480 Oh, my God.
01:20:56.180 No.
01:20:56.480 Guy.
01:20:57.820 No.
01:20:58.660 It's not what happened.
01:20:59.620 Okay.
01:20:59.880 It's fake news.
01:21:00.940 Okay.
01:21:01.840 You should pay attention to the real news.
01:21:03.760 Have you heard about the Trump-Russiagate thing?
01:21:05.880 Okay.
01:21:06.580 I watch CNN, bud.
01:21:07.960 You don't know what you're talking about.
01:21:10.100 Oh, my goodness.
01:21:15.060 And in saying that, I had a little conversation with a friend of mine earlier.
01:21:20.840 And I was trying to kind of touch on this.
01:21:24.400 Yes, Monday...
01:21:26.600 What day is it?
01:21:27.600 I don't know.
01:21:28.080 My eye is where I keep my sense of time, and it's horribly damaged now.
01:21:32.180 Monday.
01:21:41.200 That...
01:21:41.680 You can't win...
01:21:45.960 You're going to have to swallow your pride to win here, guys.
01:21:50.100 And that's what's more important.
01:21:50.880 Do you want to win or do you not want to win?
01:21:55.180 A lot of people are figuring this out now that they got played.
01:21:58.080 They got tricked.
01:21:58.540 They got fooled.
01:21:59.200 And as much as, you know, maybe some of you want to go, ha, ha, idiot.
01:22:02.000 I told you.
01:22:03.000 I told you.
01:22:03.800 That's not going to help anything.
01:22:05.140 And they're not going to want to...
01:22:06.180 That's only going to scare them away more and make them hate you.
01:22:09.440 It takes more strength and, you know, maturity to just swallow that and, you know, let them
01:22:18.080 humbly, you know, be like, yeah, so I think this might be a little bit fucked up.
01:22:22.360 Maybe, you know...
01:22:23.440 Yes.
01:22:24.560 Yes, it is.
01:22:25.100 And like this meme here says, I know you are this way because you were brainwashed.
01:22:29.460 I knew that there's somebody deep down there inside that husk you call a mind and I wish
01:22:33.480 I knew how to bring you back.
01:22:34.880 And it's the sympathy.
01:22:36.280 It's the empathy that will encourage them to, you know, get out of Circulon.
01:22:40.880 And as that happens, it just becomes a tidal wave of people that realize they got fucked
01:22:48.040 over.
01:22:48.460 And then the people that did this will hang.
01:22:51.520 What's more important to you?
01:22:52.600 Your pride and your gloating and your, ha, I was right and you're stupid.
01:22:56.560 Is that more important to you than winning the war?
01:22:59.280 I hope it's an obvious answer to you.
01:23:01.200 And, you know, who I was talking to as well is like, these are, you know, people, friends
01:23:05.700 of mine, people I love that I, that I had to basically, our, our lives were set, we were
01:23:10.120 cut off because we didn't agree on, on this, on this craziness.
01:23:15.040 And if you have an opportunity to bring those people back into your life in whatever, you
01:23:18.100 know, capacity, then you should.
01:23:20.020 Keep in mind that they seem to have a weakness to, to be lied to, to fall for nonsense.
01:23:29.960 But I mean, you know, everybody comes along and figures things out at different paces,
01:23:34.280 right?
01:23:34.520 Some people figure this shit out when they're 20, other people, not till they're 50.
01:23:38.480 You know, it is what it is.
01:23:42.000 But if you don't leave the door open for them, at least a little bit to let them back in and
01:23:46.280 know that they're going to be accepted and, you know, treated like the way that they should
01:23:51.060 be, like as victims, because it is what they are.
01:23:54.220 They're not, you know, this is just going to continue because that divide is what's causing
01:23:58.440 this to continue.
01:23:59.400 Their successful efforts to pit everybody against each other is what's, what's drag,
01:24:04.920 is this what's really dragging this out?
01:24:06.720 Once everyone understands that the real enemy and the real culprit here is the state, the
01:24:10.120 media, and their financiers, and their, you know, these scheming, plotting, scumbag billionaires
01:24:14.980 and these pharmaceutical companies and all that, they know exactly what they're doing.
01:24:18.140 The politicians have a pretty good idea, but don't really care.
01:24:20.960 They're just, you know, too afraid.
01:24:23.060 And, you know, like the cashier guy at the store, right?
01:24:26.060 He's afraid, doesn't want to buck the narrative or whatever, because you're going to get fined
01:24:28.960 $6,000.
01:24:30.520 The stakes are higher for politicians and stuff, right?
01:24:33.800 Because it's going to be a lot more than $6,000 on the line if they step out and step into
01:24:37.060 the, step into the train tracks.
01:24:38.680 They might get killed.
01:24:39.500 They don't know.
01:24:40.420 But I don't have sympathy for those people because the guy at the cash, the guy just wanted to
01:24:44.680 run his gas station.
01:24:46.000 He didn't put his hand up and say, hey, I should be in charge of all the things.
01:24:50.520 You should vote for me so I can be in charge of everything.
01:24:53.740 So they gave you that responsibility and that trust.
01:24:56.340 And what did you do with it?
01:24:58.720 That's not the time to be a coward and not ask questions.
01:25:01.460 That's the exact opposite of that time.
01:25:03.620 And you fucking failed miserably.
01:25:05.300 And because you failed miserably, you see that montage we just saw?
01:25:07.900 All kinds of people have died.
01:25:09.380 People will continue to die.
01:25:11.340 You know, whatever the numbers are, it's not like everybody that takes this is dead.
01:25:14.980 Right away.
01:25:15.560 But there's a lot of people with heart conditions.
01:25:17.720 A lot of people with blood clotting and strokes and Bell palsy and all this stuff.
01:25:21.760 People are just dropping.
01:25:22.740 You're right.
01:25:23.280 This all could have been avoided.
01:25:24.980 This all could have been, you know, dealt with in a much more sane manner.
01:25:32.440 But it was too hard for you.
01:25:34.940 I don't care.
01:25:35.680 I don't care.
01:25:36.900 I don't care.
01:25:37.540 You're not a victim.
01:25:38.300 See, that's the difference.
01:25:39.260 The guy running to trying to run his business and live his life.
01:25:42.000 He's, you know, they shouldn't support this.
01:25:44.800 But he is basically a victim of abuse.
01:25:48.100 Politicians are not victims.
01:25:49.460 Journalists are not victims.
01:25:52.120 Because they signed up to do that job.
01:25:55.020 Journalists, you're supposed to tell the truth.
01:25:56.480 And you're not doing it.
01:25:57.840 You're being paid, actively encouraged to not talk to certain people, ask certain questions.
01:26:03.320 That's not journalism.
01:26:04.100 It's propaganda.
01:26:05.120 You should know that.
01:26:06.480 That's your fault.
01:26:07.440 Fuck you.
01:26:08.840 Politicians, same thing.
01:26:10.120 You're supposed to be the leader.
01:26:11.020 You're supposed to be the, you know, and you're not.
01:26:13.080 You're looking out for number one.
01:26:14.180 You're looking out for yourself.
01:26:15.740 So that's why I'm willing to swallow my pride and my, you know, it's not, that's not nearly as important to me.
01:26:24.600 Me being, you know, gloating and making fun of people.
01:26:27.020 I don't care for that.
01:26:28.840 I don't, that doesn't do anything for me.
01:26:30.420 That doesn't help me, that doesn't help me secure a better future for my children at all, in any shape or form at all.
01:26:37.100 Swallowing that childish propensity or urge to make fun of people and act like I'm better than them or smarter than them and, you know, craftier than them.
01:26:44.320 And ha, ha, ha.
01:26:45.520 Swallow that down and, you know, let that just sit.
01:26:48.960 If you could think it fine, feel it fine, but you don't have to say it.
01:26:52.240 Be a grown man.
01:26:53.380 Be a man.
01:26:54.060 Be an adult.
01:26:54.580 And when that, that break starts to happen and you go, oh, fuck, there's so, there might be somebody in there still.
01:27:01.600 That's potentially somebody else, you know, and then you'd pull them out.
01:27:04.480 Now they're on our side and that's one less for them.
01:27:08.800 And, and then they're going to go, oh my God, like, are you guys right?
01:27:12.320 Like, what is happening?
01:27:13.500 This shit isn't working.
01:27:15.000 Like, that's right.
01:27:16.140 Well, what's really going on here?
01:27:17.500 Well, here's what we think is going on.
01:27:19.720 Oh my God, that's awful.
01:27:21.060 Yes.
01:27:21.360 And who's, who's, who's, who's responsible for this?
01:27:24.580 And what are we going to do about it?
01:27:29.680 Well, these are questions I, I can't wait to talk about.
01:27:35.400 Can you?
01:27:35.980 Little figure dog, if you don't give a fuck, I'm sick to death, I'm swallowing every single thing I think.
01:27:45.120 Little figure dog, if you don't give a fuck, you think you're changing anything, question everything.
01:27:51.980 The world is a shit if your children are full.
01:27:55.080 The world is a shit if you don't give a fuck.
01:28:00.220 I'm washed out with stains
01:28:02.280 But what exactly do you think you're gonna do?
01:28:05.940 United will fail
01:28:07.500 So Biden will fall
01:28:09.520 We're far, but you're making
01:28:11.720 Windsor 519 says 60 times increase in athletes dropping on sports fields
01:28:16.760 It's just a fluke according to Twitter
01:28:18.760 It's just a fluke, it's just a bad year
01:28:20.280 It's climate change
01:28:21.940 CRJ says Carrie Price is my daddy
01:28:24.920 Yeah, yeah
01:28:26.220 Hellbilly Deluxe says she thinks I can't see her
01:28:29.680 So she's always beautiful
01:28:31.220 Beauty is in the eye of the beholder
01:28:34.060 Well, if you're blind, your wife is always hot, right?
01:28:39.340 That was her plan
01:28:40.540 Jesus Christ
01:28:43.120 You have a strange relationship, sir
01:28:45.180 Cormac Curtis says I played red hockey and varsity football
01:28:48.700 And I never wore another man's name on my back and I never will
01:28:53.140 What's wrong with all these cuck sportsball homos and their jerseys?
01:28:56.380 Now we know, don't we?
01:28:59.680 The war with the blood
01:29:02.220 Stoon Shred says I'd buy you a beer
01:29:05.480 But bars are clearly too dangerous because of the croons and shit
01:29:08.640 So this crisp, digital, $11 bill we'll have to do
01:29:12.760 There are no brakes on this train
01:29:14.560 It's not
01:29:15.720 You just, it only, you can only go faster
01:29:17.980 Just accelerate
01:29:18.940 We're coming over to the cliff now?
01:29:21.680 We're gonna go in
01:29:22.540 Faster
01:29:23.480 Accelerate, go faster
01:29:25.280 Maybe we can jump it
01:29:26.440 Right?
01:29:28.680 Todd Salerno says paramedics wheel a woman
01:29:31.360 Wheel in a woman struggling for breath
01:29:34.000 Doctor, what's wrong?
01:29:34.960 Paramedic says vaccine reaction
01:29:36.580 Doctor says
01:29:37.200 How the hell do you know?
01:29:40.020 And the paramedic says
01:29:40.800 Because I just brought her from the fucking pharmacy
01:29:43.000 That's another thing
01:29:46.120 Derek interviewed a guy
01:29:47.920 What was his name now?
01:29:49.300 Fuck, I can't remember now
01:29:50.400 Jesus
01:29:50.760 And he's like
01:29:51.800 I'm getting called
01:29:52.360 Now I'm getting contacted by all kinds of doctors
01:29:55.120 Because no one will let them talk
01:29:56.380 No one will let these doctors speak to you
01:30:00.120 And what's actually going on
01:30:02.920 According to many of these doctors now
01:30:04.860 And we're all hearing from
01:30:05.760 Is that it's the
01:30:07.180 What's it called?
01:30:11.640 College of
01:30:12.420 Or the collegiate
01:30:13.320 Basically the governing body
01:30:17.620 That issues
01:30:18.600 And can sanction
01:30:20.140 Take away licenses
01:30:21.200 Licensing of doctors
01:30:23.040 Is threatening these guys
01:30:25.200 If they go out of line
01:30:26.320 It's gone
01:30:27.500 Your license is gone
01:30:28.740 College of Physicians
01:30:29.560 Right
01:30:29.820 So they don't want to
01:30:33.480 They are literally going to lose their job
01:30:36.400 Their license
01:30:37.000 And they're done being a doctor
01:30:38.200 Like
01:30:38.720 Which is not an easy job to get
01:30:40.360 It takes quite a long time of education
01:30:42.540 And you know
01:30:43.420 Student loan debt
01:30:45.200 And you know
01:30:45.680 You can't just replace that
01:30:46.980 What do you go
01:30:47.340 Just go to Walmart
01:30:48.040 Just go work at Starbucks
01:30:48.920 It's fine
01:30:49.300 Go get a job washing cars
01:30:50.800 Right
01:30:51.960 So they're too afraid to
01:30:57.020 Some of them try to
01:30:59.560 Sneak it out there
01:31:00.700 You know
01:31:01.120 It's
01:31:01.500 Dude
01:31:02.240 Gary Schill says
01:31:04.180 About as useful
01:31:04.860 As the Bar Association
01:31:05.780 Right
01:31:06.060 It's like a union
01:31:07.060 It's the
01:31:07.680 You know
01:31:07.960 So the college of physicians
01:31:10.180 Is who we should be
01:31:11.160 Putting pressure on then
01:31:12.160 Because the individual doctors
01:31:14.220 Are handcuffed
01:31:15.780 Gagged
01:31:16.600 By these people
01:31:18.060 So you just go up the chain
01:31:19.340 Like pretend
01:31:21.480 Pretend you're
01:31:22.280 Pretend you're a cop
01:31:23.300 Right
01:31:23.580 Pretend you're an investigator
01:31:26.720 Of some kind
01:31:27.480 And your job is to
01:31:29.400 Is to find Pablo
01:31:30.600 You're gonna get
01:31:31.300 I'm gonna get Pablo Escobar
01:31:32.460 That motherfucker
01:31:33.100 Phil would love to do it
01:31:34.200 Because that was
01:31:34.580 They were competing
01:31:35.440 At one time
01:31:36.380 You don't
01:31:41.980 Grab a hold
01:31:43.300 Of the street dealer
01:31:44.260 And then shoot him
01:31:45.220 In the face
01:31:45.740 And go
01:31:46.000 I win
01:31:46.680 That doesn't make
01:31:47.640 Any sense
01:31:48.240 And he can be
01:31:50.020 Replaced tomorrow
01:31:50.700 He'll be
01:31:52.420 There'll be another guy
01:31:53.280 With his gig
01:31:53.980 Literally the same day
01:31:55.220 You could kill
01:31:56.000 All the street dealers
01:31:56.880 And by the end of the week
01:31:58.080 There's a new guy
01:31:58.920 Ready to take that spot already
01:32:00.200 And you gotta go up
01:32:01.080 The next level
01:32:01.640 Well somebody's
01:32:02.360 Distributing to all
01:32:03.200 These street dealers
01:32:03.860 You can get them
01:32:04.660 And it's like
01:32:04.920 Well that's better
01:32:05.700 But it's still not
01:32:06.500 Gonna end the operation
01:32:07.400 You gotta go all the way
01:32:08.560 You gotta go to the source
01:32:09.580 Where is this coming from
01:32:11.100 What is the operating
01:32:12.460 And you know
01:32:13.140 That's much higher
01:32:14.700 Up the ladder
01:32:15.220 If you can get a hold
01:32:16.120 Of those people
01:32:16.540 Put pressure on them
01:32:17.140 To stop doing
01:32:17.620 What they're doing
01:32:18.220 Or get them to change
01:32:19.220 Their mind
01:32:19.660 Or get them to tell
01:32:20.200 The goddamn truth
01:32:21.120 At least
01:32:21.660 Well now we're
01:32:23.360 Getting somewhere
01:32:23.940 So
01:32:26.020 I mean
01:32:27.220 It sucks
01:32:27.860 And it's irritating
01:32:28.460 These people
01:32:29.020 You know
01:32:29.440 These business owners
01:32:30.860 And stuff
01:32:31.280 And I'm not gonna
01:32:32.440 Support them
01:32:33.000 Right
01:32:33.320 But I'm also not gonna
01:32:34.300 Go argue with them
01:32:35.040 And give them grief
01:32:35.680 And fuck with them
01:32:36.440 Because it's
01:32:36.820 I mean really
01:32:37.300 What is that gonna do
01:32:37.900 It's not gonna do anything
01:32:38.660 You wanna get a viral video
01:32:40.100 I guess
01:32:40.960 If that's what your goal
01:32:41.900 In life is
01:32:42.520 But I don't really
01:32:43.580 See the point of that
01:32:44.900 All these business
01:32:47.220 Well I have to
01:32:48.240 Or I'll be fined
01:32:49.100 Who's gonna
01:32:49.480 That's what you should have said
01:32:50.540 Who's gonna fine you
01:32:51.380 You'll be fined
01:32:51.940 $6,000
01:32:52.540 Yeah
01:32:53.400 From who
01:32:54.040 From these people
01:32:55.200 Okay
01:32:56.140 Well let's go talk to them
01:32:57.640 Right
01:32:58.660 Well we have to find them
01:33:00.840 Why do you have to find them
01:33:02.120 Well because these people
01:33:03.240 Told me I had to
01:33:04.120 Okay
01:33:04.840 Then you go to them
01:33:05.660 Why are you telling people
01:33:07.400 You're gonna fine them
01:33:08.080 If you
01:33:08.240 And then you know
01:33:11.240 The higher up
01:33:13.000 The higher up
01:33:13.780 The chain of accountability
01:33:14.640 You go
01:33:15.160 The excuses become less
01:33:16.700 And less
01:33:17.340 And less
01:33:17.960 And less
01:33:18.480 And eventually
01:33:19.120 Once you get to a certain stage
01:33:20.680 There is no more excuses
01:33:21.840 There's none
01:33:22.360 You're just fucking guilty
01:33:23.540 You're just guilty
01:33:24.840 So and
01:33:26.920 And that's what
01:33:27.360 They don't want people to do
01:33:28.080 They want people to
01:33:28.860 You know
01:33:29.600 Fight with the common man
01:33:30.880 And the petty people
01:33:31.600 On the street
01:33:32.120 Blame the cops
01:33:33.180 Blame the shop owner
01:33:34.220 Blame
01:33:34.920 You know
01:33:35.600 When it
01:33:36.880 Like we all just
01:33:37.740 Would you just leave us alone
01:33:39.080 No no no no no no no
01:33:40.400 Who's really making the
01:33:42.620 Making the moves here
01:33:43.500 Up there
01:33:45.420 Up the
01:33:45.880 Up the mountain
01:33:46.720 Up the ladder
01:33:48.900 Where the king lives
01:33:50.420 With all his money
01:33:51.440 And all his court jesters
01:33:52.820 And all his pals
01:33:53.760 Shoddy Dan
01:33:56.600 How are you
01:33:57.160 Brother
01:33:57.380 It's been a while
01:33:57.980 He's wishing you
01:33:58.640 And the bigots
01:33:59.100 A wonderful Christmas
01:33:59.940 Thanks for everything
01:34:00.880 You do
01:34:01.300 And for helping
01:34:01.940 To bring people together
01:34:02.840 Our ranks grow
01:34:03.540 Every day
01:34:04.080 That is great
01:34:05.140 You know
01:34:05.640 This is our third
01:34:06.580 Christmas I think
01:34:07.840 Isn't it
01:34:08.240 Something like that guys
01:34:09.680 Is this the third one
01:34:10.940 I've done
01:34:11.260 The third Christmas
01:34:12.000 You know
01:34:13.400 I'm not gonna
01:34:13.800 There's another one
01:34:14.480 Friday is Christmas Eve
01:34:15.700 I'm not going to be
01:34:17.140 Streaming that day
01:34:17.820 I have
01:34:18.420 Three young children
01:34:19.700 Who are very much
01:34:20.380 Looking forward to
01:34:21.180 Christmas and Christmas Eve
01:34:22.820 And so
01:34:23.480 Obviously
01:34:24.480 Obviously
01:34:25.180 I hope I don't need to explain
01:34:26.380 Obviously
01:34:27.960 I'm looking forward to it
01:34:29.900 And you should too
01:34:30.720 If you have anything
01:34:31.520 And if you don't have anybody
01:34:33.180 Then find somebody
01:34:34.120 You know
01:34:35.900 And
01:34:37.620 And
01:34:38.120 You know what
01:34:39.000 And I know there's people
01:34:39.700 Out there that don't
01:34:40.520 They're fans
01:34:41.420 They just
01:34:41.800 They're like
01:34:42.400 Fuck I'm literally by myself
01:34:43.540 On Christmas
01:34:44.020 You're probably not the only one
01:34:45.880 And this community
01:34:47.040 Is literally big enough now
01:34:48.180 That
01:34:48.460 You know
01:34:50.000 There's definitely more out there
01:34:54.520 And why don't you guys
01:34:55.680 Hang out
01:34:56.400 If you're too far to hang out
01:34:57.580 Video chat each other
01:34:58.640 Just
01:35:00.100 Anything
01:35:00.620 Anything
01:35:01.660 Is better than just
01:35:02.500 Sitting there by yourself
01:35:03.520 Sucking back a bottle of Bailey's
01:35:05.860 And staring out the window
01:35:07.020 At the neighbor kids
01:35:08.420 Playing with their parents
01:35:09.320 You know
01:35:09.640 Don't do that
01:35:11.380 I guarantee there's people
01:35:14.920 And you know
01:35:15.260 Maybe we should set something up
01:35:16.280 Or find something
01:35:16.820 Like hey
01:35:17.640 For all the losers
01:35:20.520 I'm kidding
01:35:21.320 I'm joking
01:35:22.240 You know
01:35:23.000 People that
01:35:23.720 You know
01:35:24.980 There's definitely
01:35:26.140 Some of you guys out there
01:35:27.120 Right
01:35:27.300 Like why don't you get
01:35:27.800 A group call going
01:35:28.400 Sit around and
01:35:29.100 You know
01:35:29.340 Just
01:35:29.580 Get a telegram page
01:35:31.960 Set it up
01:35:32.720 Go hang out in there
01:35:33.760 Turn it on
01:35:34.440 And just
01:35:34.880 Hang out in there
01:35:36.040 All the fucking day
01:35:36.620 Day drink with these people
01:35:37.860 And talk about
01:35:38.780 Talk about how
01:35:39.400 You know
01:35:39.920 Shitty
01:35:40.320 Fucking
01:35:40.920 I'm sitting here by myself
01:35:42.480 In this goddamn apartment
01:35:43.680 Blah blah blah
01:35:44.280 That's
01:35:45.700 To me
01:35:46.440 I would
01:35:47.340 Way rather do that
01:35:49.120 Than sit there
01:35:49.880 And stare at the window
01:35:50.600 And be depressed and sad
01:35:51.640 That I got nobody
01:35:52.360 Because I mean
01:35:53.320 That's a great thing
01:35:54.520 You know
01:35:54.800 Use it
01:35:55.140 Use it for
01:35:55.660 Use it for good
01:35:56.420 Use the evil for good
01:35:57.880 That we have all this technology
01:35:59.200 And so much reach
01:36:00.460 To
01:36:01.000 Human
01:36:01.940 You need human connection
01:36:02.880 And human contact
01:36:03.620 You don't have it
01:36:04.980 It's not good for your brain
01:36:07.040 Or your soul
01:36:08.500 So
01:36:09.020 Yes
01:36:10.180 It does get bigger
01:36:10.860 Every day
01:36:11.140 Thanks Dan
01:36:11.780 And
01:36:11.960 Anyway
01:36:14.000 We're all with you
01:36:15.200 We're all behind you
01:36:15.800 We don't want to lose
01:36:16.360 Any of you
01:36:16.700 We'd hate to
01:36:17.560 Have to
01:36:18.740 Deal with that
01:36:20.740 Or see that
01:36:21.200 Right
01:36:21.380 I've also noticed
01:36:23.860 That
01:36:24.200 I'm not even going to go there
01:36:28.480 It doesn't matter
01:36:29.720 I don't want to jinx it
01:36:30.620 So I'm not even going to say that
01:36:31.360 Liquid Boog says
01:36:32.040 Maybe a Christmas movie
01:36:33.240 Die hard
01:36:34.220 On the bigot carnival
01:36:35.120 On television
01:36:35.500 Right
01:36:36.240 So there's telegram channels
01:36:38.280 If you don't know
01:36:39.860 Where is it
01:36:40.760 It's down here
01:36:41.280 I think somewhere
01:36:41.880 And
01:36:43.780 But it's hard for other people
01:36:45.440 To find the groups
01:36:46.480 There's a pinned message
01:36:47.480 There's a good start for you
01:36:48.820 There's a pinned message
01:36:50.320 On my telegram page
01:36:51.920 Where there's all kinds of
01:36:52.780 Regional groups and stuff
01:36:53.620 You can get into
01:36:54.040 Maybe I should add a couple more
01:36:55.060 Bigot carnival
01:36:58.040 I should add that one
01:36:58.840 Maybe on there
01:36:59.480 And
01:37:00.240 You know
01:37:00.940 Just go pop in there
01:37:01.800 And be like
01:37:02.120 Hey
01:37:02.400 Where is everybody
01:37:04.060 And you can
01:37:04.720 You know
01:37:05.060 Do that
01:37:05.460 Something to do
01:37:07.640 Something to do
01:37:08.260 Some people
01:37:08.720 Sometimes they
01:37:09.220 But they watch movies
01:37:09.900 In there together
01:37:10.340 Right
01:37:10.540 It's something to do
01:37:11.220 East Coast Canadian
01:37:15.280 What's up brother
01:37:15.700 He says
01:37:15.920 I have the
01:37:16.480 I have the Christmas movie
01:37:17.540 Tomorrow
01:37:17.880 A pure blooded
01:37:19.160 Christmas carol
01:37:20.020 So tomorrow
01:37:21.180 East Coast Canadian
01:37:22.060 It's Thursday right
01:37:23.020 Every
01:37:23.320 Every Thursday
01:37:24.200 Pretty much
01:37:24.880 Super conspiracy Thursday
01:37:26.340 Wait
01:37:27.300 I haven't done this
01:37:30.840 In a while
01:37:31.260 And these guys
01:37:32.160 Deserve one
01:37:32.760 I think
01:37:33.200 For sure
01:37:33.960 For sure
01:37:35.040 They do
01:37:35.480 A couple of my
01:37:36.960 Friends here
01:37:37.340 That do this
01:37:37.980 Where's my
01:37:38.760 Where's the one
01:37:39.400 That I want here
01:37:39.980 Yeah
01:37:42.040 Which
01:37:42.700 Which
01:37:42.980 Which one
01:37:43.360 Do we want here
01:37:43.920 You guys like
01:37:44.620 Welcome to the party
01:37:45.840 Pal
01:37:46.300 Let's go
01:37:47.200 Let's go
01:37:47.880 In a world
01:37:57.060 Divided
01:38:00.360 By communist nonsense
01:38:03.900 Confusing
01:38:09.080 Where even the genders
01:38:10.580 Are unknown
01:38:11.560 How many fucking genders
01:38:15.480 Are there now
01:38:16.120 75
01:38:16.800 Murray don't swear
01:38:20.340 In front of the kids
01:38:21.400 While I'm fucking saying
01:38:23.560 I'm just saying
01:38:24.220 Irene
01:38:24.760 Murray
01:38:30.000 Copes with
01:38:30.940 Copes with
01:38:32.900 Indigenous cigarettes
01:38:34.120 Phil Brown
01:38:43.020 Laughs his way
01:38:44.120 Into madness
01:38:45.160 And this Thursday
01:38:52.120 And every Thursday
01:38:54.420 Listen we're just trying to figure out
01:39:01.220 What the fuck is going on
01:39:02.320 Doesn't make any fucking sense
01:39:03.860 Two men
01:39:11.080 Wear tinfoil hats
01:39:15.000 Literally
01:39:15.580 On the internet
01:39:16.900 And talk about all the things
01:39:19.720 You're not supposed to talk about
01:39:21.400 East Coast Canadian
01:39:26.140 And Phil Brown
01:39:27.060 Thursdays
01:39:28.400 On Super Conspiracy Thursday
01:39:30.300 YouTube
01:39:31.960 Telegram
01:39:33.100 It's action packed
01:39:47.040 I can't fucking do this sober boys
01:39:50.760 This Christmas
01:39:56.040 If you don't have tinfoil
01:39:59.220 The government
01:40:03.200 Will read
01:40:04.860 Your mind
01:40:06.800 Rated R
01:40:21.540 Because Phil
01:40:22.620 Has channel taken down
01:40:23.940 For nudity
01:40:25.400 Once
01:40:25.920 Because
01:40:26.260 What was it
01:40:27.660 It was like a calendar
01:40:28.900 In the back
01:40:29.580 That had like
01:40:30.880 Like a swimsuit calendar
01:40:32.720 Or something
01:40:33.280 And they're like
01:40:33.860 Porn
01:40:34.380 Take it
01:40:34.780 And they
01:40:35.200 Anyway
01:40:37.340 Go check those guys out
01:40:38.500 Love you guys
01:40:40.560 Hope you're doing well
01:40:41.540 That was long overdue
01:40:43.620 I think
01:40:44.040 I didn't even
01:40:45.960 Nudie
01:40:46.340 Yeah it was the
01:40:47.000 Nudie poster
01:40:47.880 Right right
01:40:48.380 Alright
01:40:49.420 Camiskey says
01:40:50.240 T.me
01:40:51.160 Slash
01:40:51.680 Bigot Carnival
01:40:52.720 Is on the list
01:40:53.740 It is
01:40:54.400 Well jeez
01:40:55.020 I don't know man
01:40:55.900 How blind are you
01:40:57.000 50% cam
01:40:59.340 I'm just faking it now
01:41:00.920 I'm just trying to get over the fact
01:41:02.260 That I can't see out of my left eye anymore
01:41:03.800 Aluminum is not tinfoil
01:41:05.680 Don't
01:41:06.500 Don't get particular with me
01:41:08.780 Jeez you guys
01:41:11.100 Freak off
01:41:12.780 Sergeant Bear
01:41:14.180 Says
01:41:14.920 The Maine and New Hampshire bigots
01:41:16.720 Are working on meet up
01:41:18.140 In
01:41:18.780 Around the holidays
01:41:19.740 If anyone's interested
01:41:20.780 In the American bigots
01:41:23.020 Telegram for details
01:41:24.060 Maine and New Hampshire
01:41:25.300 Look we're spreading now
01:41:26.700 Camiskey says
01:41:27.980 Wait it's on the ferryman's list
01:41:29.400 Well see
01:41:29.840 Oh well
01:41:30.260 Yeah
01:41:31.120 Haha
01:41:32.140 Who's stupid now
01:41:33.320 Who's stupid now
01:41:34.660 You stupid
01:41:35.480 Yeah
01:41:43.020 Yeah
01:41:43.920 All of that
01:41:45.200 And more
01:41:45.820 That's what you get
01:41:46.880 Oh where'd I go
01:41:51.100 I fucked it up
01:41:52.020 Oh I'm so stupid
01:41:53.200 Learning from life
01:41:54.660 Says
01:41:54.800 What news
01:41:55.640 Yes
01:41:55.880 Oh I didn't add
01:41:57.020 What news
01:41:57.660 I didn't get that in the trailer
01:41:58.740 That's Murray's catchphrase
01:42:00.140 What news
01:42:01.260 Climate change causes your heart to explode
01:42:07.580 What news
01:42:08.440 What news
01:42:09.800 Merc 306
01:42:11.200 Where's the coat
01:42:12.100 We need an unsolved bigot
01:42:13.400 Oh it's upstairs
01:42:14.280 I had to wear
01:42:14.860 I was down here
01:42:15.620 Working on something
01:42:16.160 One night
01:42:16.500 And it got so cold
01:42:17.460 I put the fucking coat on
01:42:18.580 And wore it to bed
01:42:19.680 I wore it up
01:42:20.620 I do have it though
01:42:23.140 It's upstairs
01:42:23.600 I gotta wash it
01:42:24.380 There's a number of beer stains
01:42:26.220 On that
01:42:27.900 But you gotta give the people
01:42:29.860 What they want
01:42:30.740 You gotta do it
01:42:32.440 Every once in a while
01:42:33.840 You ask
01:42:34.920 You can sense it
01:42:35.920 From the crowd
01:42:36.660 There's a
01:42:37.140 There's a
01:42:37.980 There's a
01:42:38.740 A reason
01:42:39.940 There's something
01:42:40.840 They want
01:42:41.760 And they're
01:42:42.820 They're never gonna stop
01:42:43.740 Ever
01:42:44.220 Not ever
01:42:46.320 Before
01:42:46.840 They get
01:42:47.560 What they came for
01:42:49.180 If you don't give it to them
01:42:50.640 They'll pull your eye
01:42:52.880 Out of your head
01:42:53.940 Out of your face
01:42:54.860 Right now
01:42:56.380 They want it
01:42:57.280 They want Phil
01:42:59.080 They don't want Phil Brown
01:43:00.740 They don't want Phil
01:43:01.680 The goat
01:43:02.260 They want Phil and Selmo
01:43:03.620 So give it to them
01:43:05.320 Merry Christmas
01:43:06.120 And we'll take your fucking eye
01:43:07.760 Out of your head
01:43:09.940 Oh come on
01:43:39.940 You guys think I don't see
01:43:46.440 What you're saying in there
01:43:47.320 You guys think I don't see
01:44:02.340 You see us coming
01:44:04.800 Camera's key says
01:44:18.640 Diehard Christmas Eve
01:44:19.920 8 p.m. Eastern
01:44:20.800 T.me
01:44:21.380 Slash
01:44:21.680 Pick a Carnival
01:44:22.220 Please add it to the list
01:44:23.600 Fine
01:44:24.040 Remind me after
01:44:24.960 Don't you dare say
01:44:26.400 I'm muted
01:44:26.720 You guys torment me so much
01:44:35.860 I literally had a dream
01:44:37.320 Where I
01:44:38.220 This
01:44:38.640 I shouldn't have said anything
01:44:42.160 Because now you're just gonna make it worse
01:44:43.320 I had a dream I was doing this
01:44:46.620 And I was muted for like
01:44:47.720 An insane amount of time
01:44:48.840 And I was so fucking mad
01:44:50.280 Like an hour
01:44:51.520 An hour
01:44:52.420 And for whatever reason
01:44:53.580 I didn't notice
01:44:54.520 And I was like
01:44:54.980 Did I just talk for an hour
01:44:55.980 And it
01:44:56.240 I was like
01:44:58.420 Never mind
01:44:59.180 I
01:44:59.460 Never
01:45:00.280 Never mind
01:45:01.340 And I just turned it all off
01:45:02.680 And I was like
01:45:03.300 Get out of my brain
01:45:10.520 You've got no right
01:45:12.280 You people
01:45:13.080 I think I should be
01:45:15.240 Yeah
01:45:15.760 At least do
01:45:16.160 He says
01:45:16.380 It was a nightmare
01:45:17.480 These are the nightmares I have
01:45:19.340 What a stupid thing
01:45:20.760 To have a nightmare about
01:45:21.440 There's people in like
01:45:23.000 Egypt that are like
01:45:23.780 I hope we have food
01:45:25.020 You know
01:45:26.420 In Yemen
01:45:27.120 It's like
01:45:27.500 I hope
01:45:27.900 I hope
01:45:29.080 I hope
01:45:29.860 I hope
01:45:30.180 The Israelis
01:45:30.780 Do not bomb my house
01:45:32.220 So many of my brothers and sisters
01:45:35.300 Have been killed by Israel
01:45:36.640 I hope that tonight
01:45:38.760 I do not dream
01:45:39.480 That the mother is killed
01:45:40.580 And I'm like
01:45:41.420 I dreamed
01:45:42.020 I didn't have a mute button
01:45:43.380 Turned off
01:45:44.140 I was so awful scary
01:45:46.300 The comfort of your life
01:45:51.880 Angers me
01:45:52.900 I'm sorry Mahmood
01:45:57.380 It's just
01:45:57.720 I'm dealing with
01:45:58.260 What I'm dealing with
01:45:58.920 Alright
01:45:59.160 I sympathize
01:46:00.520 I don't want you
01:46:01.720 To be bombed
01:46:02.360 Into oblivion
01:46:03.020 In Yemen either
01:46:03.920 At least I'm talking about it
01:46:08.100 Hey
01:46:08.600 At least I'm talking about it
01:46:10.760 Alright
01:46:11.000 People know about it
01:46:11.960 Mahmood
01:46:13.320 No one would even
01:46:13.980 Fucking knew who you were
01:46:15.060 If it wasn't for me
01:46:15.680 So why don't you
01:46:16.080 Just be grateful
01:46:16.760 That is that white privilege again
01:46:19.480 Do you want to fucking
01:46:20.060 Do you want to fight me
01:46:21.220 Do you want
01:46:21.920 Do you want to fight me
01:46:23.400 I will hold you down
01:46:25.620 By that beard
01:46:26.260 And I will make you
01:46:27.020 Suck my thumb
01:46:27.960 And there is not
01:46:28.480 A fucking thing
01:46:29.240 You can do about it
01:46:30.320 Alright
01:46:30.900 You're six foot six
01:46:35.180 Well that changes things
01:46:36.380 A little bit
01:46:36.940 I didn't know that
01:46:38.940 That you're quite
01:46:39.800 That you're a big size
01:46:41.900 For a person
01:46:42.360 From that part of the world
01:46:43.100 That's traditionally
01:46:44.100 Undernourished
01:46:44.820 And afraid
01:46:45.440 And bombed
01:46:46.020 And at war
01:46:46.640 Constantly
01:46:47.160 Forever
01:46:47.660 I didn't know that
01:46:49.420 But still
01:46:50.140 I'm
01:46:50.740 Cut to commercial
01:46:52.840 I'm overusing that
01:46:57.480 Fucking
01:46:57.760 Gary says
01:47:00.340 We have any Muslims in here
01:47:01.140 There's a few
01:47:01.620 There's a couple Muslim guys around
01:47:03.640 You know
01:47:04.700 As long as they're based
01:47:06.080 As long as they're on team
01:47:07.200 Fucking
01:47:07.560 End globo homo
01:47:10.520 I don't give a
01:47:11.820 I don't give a
01:47:15.300 Fruity
01:47:15.780 Flippity
01:47:16.260 Flappity
01:47:16.720 F
01:47:17.020 F
01:47:17.360 F
01:47:18.480 F
01:47:18.760 I don't give a fuck
01:47:22.160 Right
01:47:22.540 I was just trying to
01:47:23.440 Say it in a more creative way
01:47:24.400 But it is weird
01:47:25.000 Liquid Boog says
01:47:26.200 I do what I want
01:47:27.360 I don't know why
01:47:27.880 That has to do with anything
01:47:28.980 I don't know why
01:47:29.240 You're yelling at me
01:47:30.240 Jerusalem's crosses
01:47:32.940 As my grandma would say
01:47:34.460 We tease you because we love you
01:47:36.400 Alright
01:47:36.760 Fine
01:47:38.160 I guess I suppose
01:47:39.060 We can do that
01:47:39.840 What are we doing now
01:47:42.460 Alright
01:47:43.300 Just making sure nobody
01:47:44.220 I'm not missing anybody on Rumble
01:47:45.260 How are you guys over there
01:47:46.320 How are you doing over there
01:47:47.380 I don't even know who these want
01:47:48.940 Oh
01:47:49.300 Okay
01:47:50.120 A lot
01:47:51.960 Where are we going next
01:47:53.420 Can't see the time
01:47:55.020 There we go
01:47:55.560 We got an hour to go
01:47:56.380 Oh my god
01:47:58.360 Another hour of this
01:47:59.240 Jesus Christ
01:48:00.040 God help me
01:48:00.780 Where to go now
01:48:05.640 Let me search my brain
01:48:07.680 Alright
01:48:10.300 Nope
01:48:12.060 I'm going to save that for the end
01:48:13.180 I'm really lazy
01:48:18.240 Some people that do this kind of
01:48:22.200 I guess it's a job
01:48:23.440 I don't
01:48:23.760 I mean
01:48:24.100 This is what I do
01:48:25.400 So
01:48:26.160 Whatever you call it
01:48:27.000 Whatever you want
01:48:27.440 Some people put a lot of effort into it
01:48:29.540 There's like a script
01:48:30.720 I have a lot of respect for
01:48:32.480 Like what Henrik and Lana do at Red Ice
01:48:34.300 I've worked with him a couple of times
01:48:36.280 And he does like
01:48:37.840 Dude he's got it fucking
01:48:38.900 Organized to fuck
01:48:40.700 He's got it all
01:48:41.340 You know
01:48:41.720 Each fucking
01:48:43.700 His story schedule
01:48:45.220 Is pretty tight
01:48:46.160 And he's got
01:48:46.480 You know
01:48:46.940 He's got a
01:48:47.720 You know
01:48:48.060 What's the Google Drive thing
01:48:49.820 You can see it and edit it
01:48:51.260 And add things in
01:48:51.880 And it's all
01:48:52.400 Man
01:48:52.720 The guy's not screwing around
01:48:53.620 I pretty much
01:48:55.420 I'm like
01:48:55.740 Um
01:48:56.380 Only one or maybe two thoughts
01:48:59.120 I feel like I should say
01:49:00.280 And the rest is like
01:49:01.060 I'll figure it out when I get there
01:49:02.320 I'm like the Babe Ruth of like
01:49:04.760 This
01:49:05.680 And not that I'm good at it
01:49:07.800 I'm like
01:49:08.200 I just show up
01:49:09.120 I'm fat
01:49:09.780 Like I don't even try
01:49:10.760 I'm not even gonna try to be in shape
01:49:12.240 I'm just there
01:49:12.940 And they're like
01:49:13.960 Oh
01:49:14.340 You know
01:49:15.980 You could be a lot better
01:49:17.000 I'm like
01:49:17.240 Oh I know
01:49:17.760 I know
01:49:18.300 I just
01:49:18.840 But you know
01:49:20.920 Babe Ruth
01:49:21.860 I'm drunk a lot
01:49:22.520 So
01:49:22.800 It is what it is
01:49:24.060 Well if you want
01:49:28.780 If you want me to be more like Kobe Bryant
01:49:30.560 Well why don't you be more like Kobe Bryant
01:49:32.240 I've got a goat figurine
01:49:33.820 Mike
01:49:34.420 And you know what
01:49:35.320 This is the first time that Billy hasn't been crying to me
01:49:38.000 And yelling at me
01:49:38.980 You know
01:49:40.060 All these people around
01:49:41.080 There's women everywhere
01:49:42.040 Where's mine
01:49:42.800 Why I can't get one
01:49:44.040 Well
01:49:44.340 Finally
01:49:45.560 You know
01:49:46.200 They're having a nice time
01:49:47.680 I don't know why he's been quiet this whole time
01:49:51.500 She's got his
01:49:51.940 There's
01:49:55.980 There's something going on back there
01:49:57.180 I don't wanna
01:49:57.560 I'm just gonna
01:49:58.100 Can you still see them
01:49:59.200 I don't wanna
01:50:00.360 Yeah
01:50:02.720 This is a kid's show
01:50:04.680 I don't want you to see
01:50:05.700 Brick porn
01:50:07.960 You know
01:50:08.340 There's weird stuff going on over there
01:50:09.780 Anyway
01:50:11.500 I don't know what I'm talking about
01:50:12.580 Boreal
01:50:14.700 Lemon tree farmer
01:50:15.900 That's a
01:50:16.320 Specifically
01:50:17.000 Odd
01:50:17.740 I don't know if that's even a thing
01:50:19.220 Merry Christmas
01:50:20.220 Jeremy and all the bigots everywhere
01:50:21.620 Thank you very much sir
01:50:22.620 Polly Booging
01:50:23.860 Says
01:50:24.620 You've stopped the Cowboys
01:50:25.780 From taking over a town
01:50:26.800 For now
01:50:27.340 You can't keep us at bay
01:50:29.220 With Pantera
01:50:29.840 Forever
01:50:30.300 Coach
01:50:31.620 Coach
01:50:31.960 Coach
01:50:32.280 Coach
01:50:32.560 I don't
01:50:33.000 I'd have to go get it
01:50:34.180 And it's like
01:50:34.940 Do I have to
01:50:39.520 Oh no
01:50:41.080 You don't
01:50:41.540 No
01:50:41.800 I'm not
01:50:42.280 I'm not
01:50:42.700 I'm not a slot
01:50:43.940 For these
01:50:44.460 I'm not doing whatever you want
01:50:46.600 Because
01:50:46.920 He sent me
01:50:47.920 No
01:50:49.340 No Anderson
01:50:50.580 This is Christmas
01:50:51.800 Alright
01:50:53.020 Not
01:50:54.700 You know
01:50:55.720 Throw a shekel
01:50:56.840 And make the monkey dance time
01:50:58.240 You jerks
01:50:59.840 We got other
01:51:00.480 There's other things to talk about
01:51:01.800 That are more important
01:51:02.980 Like
01:51:03.280 You guys heard of
01:51:05.460 McCroon
01:51:06.660 This doesn't matter
01:51:10.900 What's this one
01:51:11.860 Got that one
01:51:13.520 That's insane
01:51:16.100 This is insane also
01:51:17.440 And this is where
01:51:22.020 I was
01:51:22.500 I was worried
01:51:23.180 It would go
01:51:23.760 I don't know
01:51:24.900 How close we are
01:51:25.660 To this in Canada
01:51:26.340 Or
01:51:26.640 I don't know
01:51:28.040 But
01:51:29.960 Austria
01:51:31.600 Has gone
01:51:32.280 Fully insane
01:51:33.540 And there's a guy
01:51:34.160 That listens to this
01:51:34.900 Who's from Austria
01:51:35.660 Or he's not from
01:51:36.460 He's from Canada
01:51:37.140 But he's been living in Austria
01:51:37.960 For quite some time
01:51:38.600 And I've been
01:51:38.960 Talking back and forth
01:51:39.940 And been over email
01:51:41.020 And I would like to talk
01:51:42.600 I would like to just hear
01:51:43.400 About what's it like
01:51:44.640 What's going on over there
01:51:45.520 Pretty messed up
01:51:48.900 Maybe one of these
01:51:50.560 The daytime ones
01:51:51.340 I like to do
01:51:51.960 House arrest
01:51:53.940 You know
01:51:54.280 I've still got to get
01:51:55.080 A hold of
01:51:55.380 I've got a lot to do
01:51:56.980 Let me see
01:51:58.380 Austria is hiring people
01:52:00.880 To hunt down
01:52:01.580 The unvaccinated
01:52:02.300 Yes
01:52:02.820 They are
01:52:04.620 In light of the decision
01:52:06.180 To impose fines
01:52:07.020 In jail
01:52:07.640 People are going to go to jail
01:52:08.600 For not being
01:52:09.000 You know
01:52:09.660 The ultimate fear
01:52:10.600 That like
01:52:10.980 We'll just make it the law
01:52:12.140 That if you don't get it
01:52:13.480 We'll put you in prison
01:52:14.120 That's crazy
01:52:15.520 That's insane
01:52:16.320 Maybe I should save this
01:52:19.300 For more towards the end
01:52:20.000 Because that's kind of
01:52:20.720 Where I was really going
01:52:21.520 With that earlier
01:52:22.080 You know what I will
01:52:26.620 I just
01:52:27.260 Yeah
01:52:30.620 We'll do that later
01:52:32.000 It's pretty
01:52:32.800 It's pretty mental
01:52:33.500 How fat is Doug Ford
01:52:37.740 Though really
01:52:38.200 Like
01:52:38.900 I'm not kidding
01:52:40.980 At all
01:52:41.860 When I say
01:52:42.420 That like
01:52:42.980 I can't stop
01:52:44.340 Looking at his
01:52:45.180 What's the word
01:52:46.420 Gullet
01:52:47.020 Is it a gullet
01:52:48.440 Bobby Juan Kenobi
01:52:49.840 Thank you very much
01:52:50.380 On Rumble
01:52:50.720 He says
01:52:51.040 For those about to boog
01:52:52.200 We salute you
01:52:53.580 I can't stop looking at it
01:52:57.740 When he talks
01:52:58.700 Like I look at his face
01:52:59.480 But then my eyes
01:53:00.100 Always drift down
01:53:00.800 Like he's got a
01:53:01.440 Like a spectacular set
01:53:02.780 Of you know
01:53:03.980 Like I just
01:53:04.840 I got
01:53:05.360 Jesus
01:53:06.540 Wow
01:53:07.440 His
01:53:09.220 His
01:53:09.940 It's like
01:53:11.840 It's like
01:53:12.600 An inflated balloon
01:53:13.640 It's like it's talking to me
01:53:14.880 I can't not look at
01:53:15.540 Look
01:53:15.780 Look at it now
01:53:16.420 Look at it right now
01:53:17.220 And tell me
01:53:17.900 You can't look at anything else
01:53:19.040 Other than that
01:53:19.500 Gelatinous
01:53:20.200 I think it's called a gullet
01:53:22.200 Look at it
01:53:23.860 Bounce around
01:53:24.800 He needs like a brassiere
01:53:29.300 For his neck
01:53:30.220 He needs some kind of
01:53:31.760 Device or apparatus
01:53:32.800 To keep all of this
01:53:34.100 Excess flesh
01:53:35.220 From like
01:53:36.460 Just
01:53:36.900 Doing what it's doing
01:53:39.720 You know
01:53:39.980 It's very distracting
01:53:40.840 That being said
01:53:42.300 I'm going to listen to
01:53:42.800 Whatever he has to say
01:53:43.480 Oh my god
01:53:44.160 Thank you
01:53:46.200 Thank you very much
01:53:46.920 Dennis
01:53:47.240 Dennis brought the coat
01:53:48.180 For me
01:53:48.580 Oh
01:53:52.240 Now we have
01:53:54.720 Oh
01:53:55.240 Damn it
01:53:56.180 I don't want to
01:53:56.860 Oh
01:53:57.540 You guys are lucky
01:53:59.740 You know
01:54:00.500 Or very unlucky
01:54:01.560 Now the fact that
01:54:02.540 You're here listening to me
01:54:03.400 On purpose
01:54:03.760 You've chosen this
01:54:04.760 You're not lucky
01:54:05.460 You're very unlucky
01:54:06.180 Actually
01:54:06.600 Dennis
01:54:10.640 Or Stacy
01:54:12.040 Whatever
01:54:12.380 Where is it
01:54:15.020 Alright
01:54:16.120 So I mean
01:54:17.060 Doug Ford's neck
01:54:17.780 I mean it's
01:54:18.280 It just lined up perfectly
01:54:19.760 It just happened
01:54:20.600 Look at that
01:54:22.900 Look at it
01:54:24.140 Don't you love it
01:54:25.580 When I
01:54:25.780 Where's Greg Arcade
01:54:28.100 Is he out there
01:54:28.680 Don't you just love it
01:54:30.500 When a plan comes together
01:54:32.020 During the pandemic
01:54:56.060 In Canada
01:54:56.780 One premier of a province
01:54:59.360 Stood above
01:55:01.640 Head and shoulders
01:55:03.140 You might even say
01:55:03.940 Necks
01:55:04.540 Above the rest
01:55:06.140 Doug Ford of Ontario
01:55:09.040 Had gained so much weight
01:55:11.460 In such a small amount of time
01:55:13.600 Combined with the
01:55:15.780 Dairy and butter shortage
01:55:17.320 Of said province
01:55:18.640 Led many to wonder
01:55:20.260 Was his weight gain
01:55:23.120 And shortage of dairy
01:55:25.000 Fat cholesterol
01:55:25.820 And otherwise fattening products
01:55:27.800 Related
01:55:29.320 Correlated
01:55:30.540 Could it be possible
01:55:32.820 That Doug Ford
01:55:34.180 Was eating an entire province
01:55:36.140 Which comprises over half
01:55:38.940 Of the country of Canada
01:55:39.900 Almost
01:55:40.400 Eating almost all
01:55:43.560 Of the dairy products
01:55:45.240 To himself
01:55:45.840 Could it be possible
01:55:46.840 That every butter
01:55:48.720 Stick
01:55:49.800 Tub
01:55:50.660 And even those little tiny ones
01:55:55.200 You open in a restaurant
01:55:56.320 Could all belong
01:55:58.360 To Doug Ford
01:55:59.100 Tonight we will examine
01:56:01.760 The gullet
01:56:02.480 Its origins
01:56:04.040 What it means
01:56:05.380 And what it could do
01:56:06.840 To us in the future
01:56:07.760 What will happen
01:56:10.020 If Doug Ford
01:56:10.600 Is eating all the butter
01:56:11.720 Will he continue
01:56:12.380 And what will his plans be
01:56:13.940 For when that butter runs out
01:56:16.140 We can only quiver in fear
01:56:20.820 At tonight's
01:56:22.980 Unsolved mystery
01:56:25.020 If you have any information
01:56:38.460 On the whereabouts
01:56:39.180 Or location of any dairy products
01:56:41.120 Especially butter related
01:56:42.540 Please call 1-888
01:56:44.280 Unsolved Bigotries
01:56:46.220 Perhaps you
01:56:46.880 Are the key
01:56:48.080 To unlocking this
01:56:49.780 Unsolved mystery
01:56:51.120 There
01:56:55.160 Are you happy now
01:56:56.500 It's
01:56:57.420 God damn Christmas
01:56:58.980 Making me
01:57:00.160 I'm going to keep wearing this
01:57:02.780 It's cold
01:57:03.200 It's cold down here
01:57:05.000 Don't carry
01:57:07.020 Don't hit your eye out
01:57:08.940 Shut up
01:57:09.820 The dairy cartel
01:57:12.640 That's
01:57:13.240 He is
01:57:13.740 He's part of it
01:57:14.460 There's no other explanation
01:57:16.180 Oh my goodness
01:57:18.520 KMSG says
01:57:19.060 Mortarandmortar.com
01:57:20.880 I'm not even going to
01:57:22.900 I don't even need to ask
01:57:23.600 Helby Deluxe says
01:57:25.020 It's a waddle
01:57:25.780 Under butternet
01:57:27.540 Forge
01:57:28.260 A waddle
01:57:29.560 I'm going with gullet
01:57:31.040 It just sounds
01:57:31.720 It sounds grosser
01:57:33.000 Waddle does sound gross
01:57:34.660 As well
01:57:35.340 Krisby says
01:57:36.520 Merry Christmas to you
01:57:37.220 I was going to try
01:57:37.960 And send some Christmas booze
01:57:39.500 But I realize
01:57:40.000 I have no idea
01:57:40.720 Where the new bunker is
01:57:41.660 What's your upcoming schedule
01:57:42.580 Are you off next week
01:57:43.460 Friday
01:57:44.980 I'm not doing anything Friday
01:57:45.700 Monday's iffy
01:57:46.500 Probably Wednesday
01:57:47.300 So a week-ish
01:57:48.480 I'll say a week
01:57:49.060 Maybe Monday
01:57:49.800 Wednesday probably for sure
01:57:50.960 And then
01:57:52.020 We'll continue on
01:57:53.320 Into the next year
01:57:54.500 I love the meme
01:57:55.580 Where it's like 2022
01:57:56.500 It's not 2022
01:57:58.560 It's 2022
01:58:00.260 Like 20
01:58:02.880 Also
01:58:03.360 We're doing 2020
01:58:04.720 Again
01:58:05.380 We're going to do it all again
01:58:06.360 Every last two years
01:58:07.860 We're going to do it all again
01:58:08.840 Continuing
01:58:09.340 I'm just never going to
01:58:10.120 The Boog and Blue Taco
01:58:14.420 Says
01:58:14.680 Jabba the Cirque
01:58:15.560 Nice
01:58:16.120 Well played
01:58:18.360 A.K.A. Butterball
01:58:19.860 Douglas Ford
01:58:21.380 Hailbilly Deluxe
01:58:23.600 Says
01:58:23.800 This tells me that
01:58:24.860 Rage's mom is watching
01:58:25.960 It wasn't my mom
01:58:27.000 I promise
01:58:27.940 But yes
01:58:30.320 They do watch the show
01:58:31.240 Johnson666
01:58:32.860 Says
01:58:33.060 Merry Christmas sir
01:58:34.080 What you say about
01:58:35.540 Not gloating at the vaxxed ones
01:58:37.080 When they start to open
01:58:38.200 Their eyes and ears
01:58:38.860 The reality of the lies
01:58:40.060 Is essential for us
01:58:40.800 To all move forward
01:58:41.620 To strengthen numbers
01:58:42.320 Exactly
01:58:42.800 Like do you want to win
01:58:43.580 Or do you not want to
01:58:44.380 That's
01:58:45.360 It's just
01:58:46.080 You got to adapt
01:58:46.860 And change
01:58:47.220 As the circumstances change
01:58:48.140 And it is changing
01:58:48.860 People are getting angrier
01:58:50.020 Than ever
01:58:50.540 Again
01:58:53.020 And what I
01:58:53.760 What I didn't mention earlier
01:58:54.920 I mean as hilarious
01:58:55.680 As that live stream was
01:58:56.840 It was a Nova Scotia
01:59:00.460 Press conference
01:59:01.080 About the cases
01:59:01.800 And the whole
01:59:02.340 And all of the crap
01:59:03.320 Right
01:59:03.560 And the don't sing
01:59:04.360 And you know
01:59:04.800 Everybody make sure
01:59:05.820 Your butter goes to Ontario
01:59:07.100 And all just stupid nonsense
01:59:08.280 What they don't tell you
01:59:10.520 Is that that chat box
01:59:11.900 Was on fire
01:59:13.540 With hatred
01:59:14.380 Like people were so mad
01:59:16.160 It was crazy
01:59:18.100 It was like
01:59:18.820 I'd say 90%
01:59:21.080 Super negative comments
01:59:22.420 Towards the premier
01:59:23.300 Towards Strang
01:59:25.220 The doctor
01:59:25.740 Towards everybody
01:59:26.240 It was just
01:59:26.740 There was 25,000 people
01:59:28.020 In the chat
01:59:28.460 Probably
01:59:30.460 It's always a fraction
01:59:31.440 Of the people watching
01:59:32.120 Actually are chatting
01:59:33.520 But it was
01:59:34.140 It was overwhelmingly bad
01:59:36.200 And it wasn't like
01:59:36.700 A brigading thing
01:59:37.660 It wasn't like a raid
01:59:38.640 It wasn't like
01:59:39.300 Oh it was just a bunch
01:59:40.320 Of organized trolling
01:59:41.520 It was just
01:59:42.640 They're too dumb
01:59:43.960 To turn it off
01:59:44.800 They didn't realize
01:59:46.160 That it was on
01:59:47.240 They couldn't figure out
01:59:48.380 How to turn it off
01:59:49.060 It was pretty funny
01:59:49.780 And
01:59:50.800 They eventually did get
01:59:52.460 The chat turned off
01:59:53.220 And disabled
01:59:53.660 So you can't even go back
01:59:54.300 And watch like
01:59:54.820 What was said
01:59:55.320 But it was pretty bad
01:59:56.620 It was real interesting
01:59:57.500 And this was just
01:59:58.640 People taking advantage
01:59:59.540 Of like
01:59:59.960 Oh my god
02:00:00.440 They can hear us
02:00:01.080 And they freaked out
02:00:02.020 Why do you think
02:00:02.660 They disable all the
02:00:03.420 Comments on Facebook
02:00:04.220 Why do you think
02:00:04.660 They disable the
02:00:05.240 Thumbs down feature
02:00:05.980 Why do you think
02:00:06.320 They disable
02:00:06.760 All of these things
02:00:08.220 So you can't have
02:00:09.120 Your voice heard
02:00:09.740 Because
02:00:10.820 Then they can't control
02:00:13.000 The perception
02:00:13.740 And the perception
02:00:14.380 Needs to be
02:00:14.940 That the majority
02:00:15.660 Agrees with the government
02:00:16.980 The majority
02:00:17.540 Agrees with the state
02:00:19.020 But it doesn't
02:00:21.600 If it did
02:00:22.960 Why shut it down
02:00:24.500 If there wasn't
02:00:25.500 An incredibly huge minority
02:00:27.020 And at this stage
02:00:27.940 I'm willing to bet
02:00:28.800 It's a majority
02:00:29.320 Of people that are like
02:00:30.220 I've had enough of this
02:00:31.180 Including the
02:00:32.160 Vaccinated people
02:00:33.640 Because again
02:00:34.640 A lot of the comments
02:00:35.380 I was seeing was
02:00:36.040 I've already done
02:00:36.960 Two of these
02:00:37.520 Now I have to get
02:00:38.120 A fucking third one
02:00:39.060 Are you insane
02:00:40.300 I am not doing this
02:00:41.280 Go fuck yourself
02:00:42.120 That was basically
02:00:43.120 The reaction
02:00:44.660 Imagine if that was
02:00:46.100 In every comment section
02:00:47.060 Everywhere all the time
02:00:47.840 And anyone that was
02:00:48.540 On the fence
02:00:49.020 Or unsure
02:00:49.460 Or just had no idea
02:00:50.360 I clicked that
02:00:50.880 And went whoa
02:00:51.400 Yeah people aren't
02:00:52.640 Oh 500 thumbs up
02:00:54.340 And 16,000 thumbs down
02:00:56.240 Interesting
02:00:56.760 What does that do
02:00:59.540 To public perception
02:01:00.400 And obviously
02:01:01.180 Not good for them
02:01:01.980 So they just
02:01:02.520 Deleted it
02:01:03.300 They just shut it down
02:01:04.060 They just don't show you
02:01:04.880 What it is at all anymore
02:01:05.820 Isn't that nice
02:01:06.840 Because they're honest
02:01:08.580 And transparent right
02:01:09.340 They got to protect
02:01:10.080 People's feelings
02:01:10.740 They started doing this
02:01:13.280 Last year with CBC
02:01:14.480 If you remember
02:01:15.040 Because their
02:01:17.540 Journalists were
02:01:18.440 They were getting
02:01:19.400 PTSD they were saying
02:01:20.520 Because the comments
02:01:21.600 Were too mean
02:01:22.280 Because it's like
02:01:22.760 Well you keep lying
02:01:23.540 To people
02:01:24.060 And that's what's
02:01:25.280 Going to happen
02:01:25.800 So maybe stop lying
02:01:27.640 And people won't
02:01:28.160 Be so angry at you
02:01:29.300 The attitudes
02:01:30.840 Are definitely shifting
02:01:31.980 And we need to
02:01:32.860 Take advantage of that
02:01:33.620 And welcome these people
02:01:37.100 To back to sanity
02:01:38.680 Hope that they are healthy
02:01:41.060 And remain healthy
02:01:42.080 And I mean
02:01:43.080 The damage is done
02:01:43.820 Right
02:01:43.980 You can never
02:01:44.400 Uninject yourself
02:01:45.180 Can you
02:01:45.540 But you know
02:01:48.240 If they're
02:01:48.860 Better late than never
02:01:50.600 As the saying goes
02:01:51.520 Does not want to boog
02:01:53.840 But Will says
02:01:54.380 Dance monkey
02:01:55.360 Dance
02:01:56.200 The things I do
02:01:57.980 For three dollars
02:01:58.640 Merry Christmas
02:01:59.380 Thank you very much
02:02:00.220 Chelsea says
02:02:01.040 Buddy I used to
02:02:01.840 Bartend with
02:02:02.460 Scotty McNutt
02:02:03.320 Canceled his holiday
02:02:04.660 Visit to Nova Scotia
02:02:05.460 Because he thinks
02:02:05.940 He's doing the right thing
02:02:07.520 By not going to
02:02:08.580 Infect anyone
02:02:09.260 Cirque
02:02:10.160 Who's Scotty McNutt
02:02:11.400 I don't know who that is
02:02:12.820 But he is a Cirque
02:02:14.680 Infect anyone
02:02:15.740 Shut the hell up
02:02:16.880 Hellbilly
02:02:19.720 Omicron's going to
02:02:20.880 Get you buddy
02:02:21.420 No it's not
02:02:22.000 It's not going to
02:02:22.540 Get anyone
02:02:23.300 Relax
02:02:24.080 Hellbilly Deluxe
02:02:25.180 His wife is off to work
02:02:26.180 Just me and the hound
02:02:27.100 Fucking around
02:02:27.820 Oh she missed it
02:02:28.720 She's working
02:02:29.680 You'll have to tell her
02:02:30.260 About it
02:02:30.680 We're now
02:02:31.900 Both
02:02:32.340 We're both blind
02:02:33.160 I can't see out of my
02:02:33.800 Left eye
02:02:34.200 Or hear it in my
02:02:34.860 Left ear
02:02:35.240 I'm like Two-Face
02:02:36.360 From Batman now
02:02:37.180 Except he had both
02:02:38.820 Eyes didn't he
02:02:39.280 But one was all
02:02:39.680 Like burned up
02:02:40.340 And yeah
02:02:41.420 It's not quite the
02:02:41.940 Same thing
02:02:42.420 Then there's this
02:02:45.640 This is just
02:02:47.960 Germany
02:02:48.500 Like I said
02:02:50.320 It came out
02:02:51.320 That like
02:02:51.780 Oh okay
02:02:52.480 I'm sorry
02:02:53.620 Apparently
02:02:54.340 It has come
02:02:55.000 That the state
02:02:55.620 Has been
02:02:56.080 Lying to you
02:02:57.780 About the numbers
02:02:58.880 Quite significantly
02:03:00.780 It would appear
02:03:01.640 To the degree
02:03:02.760 Of a factor
02:03:04.460 Of ten
02:03:05.080 At least
02:03:06.320 I know
02:03:08.760 We told you
02:03:09.420 That there was
02:03:10.040 Nin
02:03:10.380 Nin
02:03:10.680 Nin
02:03:11.660 Ninety-five percent
02:03:12.980 Of the occupants
02:03:14.360 In the hospital
02:03:14.960 Were
02:03:15.280 Unvaccinated
02:03:16.900 When in reality
02:03:17.900 It was
02:03:18.240 Fourteen percent
02:03:19.380 And all of
02:03:21.120 The restrictions
02:03:21.820 And stress
02:03:22.760 And things
02:03:23.400 We've been doing
02:03:24.000 To use the public
02:03:25.240 Is completely
02:03:27.040 Unnecessary
02:03:27.760 So we are
02:03:30.940 Very sorry
02:03:31.620 It's toot me light
02:03:32.500 Is it
02:03:34.120 We are good
02:03:35.060 Yeah
02:03:35.300 Everything is
02:03:36.060 Okay
02:03:36.760 Yeah
02:03:51.120 That was the police
02:03:51.840 Being overwhelmed
02:03:52.580 By protesters
02:03:53.240 They completely
02:03:54.000 Shoved them
02:03:54.620 Out of the way
02:03:55.180 And there's more
02:03:55.900 That's just one of them
02:03:56.880 Here's another one
02:03:57.620 Everything is definitely
02:03:58.480 Not okay in Germany
02:03:59.500 Just give up
02:04:11.400 Cops
02:04:11.800 It's over
02:04:12.320 It's over
02:04:13.100 You lost
02:04:14.800 It's over
02:04:15.780 Right up against the wall
02:04:24.240 You see now it's the
02:04:35.120 Now it's the population
02:04:36.600 Pushing the police away
02:04:38.600 And hurting them up
02:04:39.580 Against the wall
02:04:40.300 And they're entirely
02:04:41.540 At their mercy
02:04:42.220 You better fucking
02:04:44.140 You better fucking chill dude
02:04:45.740 You're outnumbered
02:04:46.440 Like fifty to one
02:04:47.280 If they just
02:04:47.860 Fully lose their shit
02:04:49.260 And decide they're gonna
02:04:49.920 Kill you
02:04:50.440 They can
02:04:51.140 And there's nothing
02:04:51.680 You can do about that
02:04:52.580 Do you understand
02:04:53.680 The serious danger
02:04:54.720 That you're in
02:04:55.220 This is what you get
02:04:56.800 You've been supporting
02:04:57.440 A tyrannical regime
02:04:58.300 This whole time
02:04:58.940 I don't know
02:05:01.540 And you know
02:05:02.720 I don't know
02:05:04.660 I'm just watching
02:05:05.780 This was Doug Ford's house
02:05:07.320 Apparently
02:05:07.680 Speaking of the
02:05:08.440 Butta man
02:05:08.880 Can you guys explain to us
02:05:11.360 What the tickets are for
02:05:12.580 For standing here
02:05:14.280 Standing up for the children
02:05:15.540 You guys are gonna
02:05:16.120 Give us tickets
02:05:16.900 You gonna arrest us all
02:05:18.880 Six years
02:05:19.660 All six years
02:05:23.660 Are you gonna arrest
02:05:24.500 Everybody
02:05:24.980 I love the nervous
02:05:26.540 Body language
02:05:27.300 Of this cop
02:05:28.020 It's so
02:05:28.560 It's such a tell bro
02:05:29.780 I'm just telling you
02:05:30.660 Right now
02:05:31.060 You're not inspiring
02:05:32.040 Confidence
02:05:32.560 If I saw that
02:05:33.360 From the crowd
02:05:34.000 I'd be like
02:05:34.260 Let's go
02:05:34.720 I just
02:05:35.700 He just submitted
02:05:36.480 Watch this guy
02:05:37.300 In the
02:05:38.000 Right here
02:05:38.780 With my mouse
02:05:39.340 He's gonna do
02:05:40.480 The casual
02:05:41.180 Like I'm so not
02:05:42.540 Bothered by what's
02:05:43.240 Going on
02:05:43.640 I'm just like
02:05:44.120 Rocking back and
02:05:44.860 Forth on my feet
02:05:45.580 You know
02:05:45.920 Kind of like
02:05:46.320 Do do do do
02:05:47.260 Nothing
02:05:47.860 Like he's waiting
02:05:48.740 In line for a
02:05:49.420 Fucking hot dog
02:05:50.200 And there's not
02:05:50.540 An angry mob
02:05:51.260 In his face
02:05:51.820 And he does this
02:05:53.280 Cause he's trying
02:05:54.020 To tell you
02:05:54.760 And himself
02:05:55.680 That he's not
02:05:56.280 Nearly as
02:05:56.760 Fucking scared
02:05:57.320 As he is
02:05:57.820 Watch him
02:05:58.620 You gonna arrest us all
02:06:00.260 Six years
02:06:01.060 All six years
02:06:05.180 Are you gonna arrest
02:06:05.900 Everybody
02:06:06.400 You're gonna arrest
02:06:07.320 Everybody
02:06:07.960 To sustain
02:06:08.680 You can't even
02:06:10.620 Say anything
02:06:11.300 Right
02:06:11.620 Shame on you
02:06:12.500 Guys
02:06:12.840 We pay taxes
02:06:15.060 That pay you guys
02:06:16.100 To treat us
02:06:16.660 Like this
02:06:17.160 That's the real
02:06:18.540 Thing
02:06:18.840 Right
02:06:19.080 Big bad
02:06:20.180 Behind your
02:06:20.600 Masks
02:06:21.080 Do you know
02:06:23.300 The reason
02:06:23.760 Why this is
02:06:24.400 Like the way
02:06:24.840 It is
02:06:25.120 Here in
02:06:25.420 Canada
02:06:25.720 Because you
02:06:26.280 Cops are
02:06:26.680 Not quite
02:06:27.520 The same
02:06:27.900 As the
02:06:28.180 Hockey games
02:06:28.800 That were
02:06:29.080 Happening
02:06:29.460 Outside of
02:06:29.940 Doug Ford's
02:06:30.460 House a few
02:06:30.860 Months ago
02:06:31.280 Is it
02:06:31.700 Things seem
02:06:32.360 To be
02:06:32.580 Escalating
02:06:33.120 Almost like
02:06:33.700 I told you
02:06:34.340 It would
02:06:34.760 Almost like
02:06:35.320 If I said
02:06:35.740 You didn't
02:06:36.140 Stop what
02:06:36.580 You're doing
02:06:37.000 And you
02:06:37.260 Keep
02:06:37.460 They're gonna
02:06:38.020 Get angrier
02:06:38.640 And angrier
02:06:39.140 There's gonna
02:06:39.440 Be more
02:06:39.780 Of them
02:06:39.980 And more
02:06:40.280 Of them
02:06:40.520 And they're
02:06:40.760 Gonna
02:06:40.900 Eventually
02:06:41.480 You're
02:06:46.660 This is my
02:06:47.300 Advice
02:06:47.820 As a
02:06:49.080 You know
02:06:49.420 Amateur
02:06:50.480 Security
02:06:51.140 Analyst
02:06:51.660 You know
02:06:54.620 If they
02:06:56.280 Don't stop
02:06:56.680 What they're
02:06:56.860 Doing
02:06:57.160 Somebody
02:06:57.740 Is gonna
02:06:58.160 Get killed
02:06:58.720 For Doug
02:06:59.320 Ford
02:06:59.740 Are you
02:07:01.480 Fucking
02:07:01.760 Kidding me
02:07:02.400 Like are
02:07:02.720 You really
02:07:03.020 You're gonna
02:07:03.780 Lay your
02:07:04.140 You're gonna
02:07:04.380 Put your
02:07:04.580 Life on
02:07:05.080 The line
02:07:05.540 For this
02:07:06.280 Guy
02:07:06.640 Like
02:07:09.100 Dude
02:07:09.820 What next
02:07:11.640 What are
02:07:13.040 They gonna
02:07:13.260 Do next
02:07:13.740 They protested
02:07:16.440 You didn't
02:07:16.680 Listen
02:07:16.940 Then they
02:07:17.280 Started protesting
02:07:17.760 At your
02:07:17.900 House
02:07:18.120 You didn't
02:07:18.300 Listen
02:07:18.500 They're
02:07:18.680 Playing
02:07:18.880 Their
02:07:19.020 Hockey
02:07:19.240 Games
02:07:19.480 And stuff
02:07:19.700 Now there's
02:07:20.300 An angry
02:07:20.740 Mob
02:07:21.140 Outside
02:07:21.460 Your
02:07:21.660 House
02:07:21.880 Still not
02:07:22.460 Listening
02:07:22.800 Oh you
02:07:23.720 Yahoo's
02:07:24.260 You buddy
02:07:24.740 You better
02:07:25.160 Out there
02:07:25.600 And then
02:07:26.080 He's
02:07:26.240 Thrown
02:07:26.420 These
02:07:26.600 Cops
02:07:26.960 In the
02:07:27.140 Way
02:07:27.320 And they're
02:07:27.600 Gonna bear
02:07:27.960 The brunt
02:07:28.360 Of whatever
02:07:28.640 The fuck
02:07:28.980 Happens
02:07:29.340 You know
02:07:29.820 Not
02:07:30.380 Doug
02:07:30.640 Ford
02:07:31.000 Because
02:07:31.780 Doug
02:07:31.980 Ford
02:07:32.180 Is too
02:07:32.380 Important
02:07:32.840 Doug
02:07:33.260 I mean
02:07:33.860 That's
02:07:34.080 Doug
02:07:34.280 Ford
02:07:34.620 He has
02:07:35.600 A lot
02:07:35.940 Of butter
02:07:36.320 To think
02:07:36.640 About
02:07:36.780 He has
02:07:46.440 He's worth
02:07:46.860 Dying
02:07:47.220 For
02:07:47.580 So the
02:07:49.680 Next time
02:07:50.180 An angry
02:07:50.640 Violent
02:07:51.140 Mob
02:07:51.440 Shows up
02:07:52.000 You stand
02:07:52.580 Your ground
02:07:53.080 And you
02:07:53.440 Fight
02:07:54.540 160 people
02:07:55.900 All five
02:07:56.400 Is
02:07:56.620 You know
02:07:59.180 That right
02:07:59.680 You know
02:08:01.000 That
02:08:01.240 You see
02:08:01.520 France
02:08:02.420 You see
02:08:02.740 Germany
02:08:03.160 See what's
02:08:03.980 Happening
02:08:04.340 Down there
02:08:04.840 Italy
02:08:05.180 See what's
02:08:06.400 Happening
02:08:06.700 When the
02:08:06.920 Cops
02:08:07.140 Don't
02:08:07.280 Have
02:08:07.380 The
02:08:07.500 Guns
02:08:07.740 On
02:08:07.840 Their
02:08:07.940 Side
02:08:08.160 Guys
02:08:08.440 You
02:08:08.600 See
02:08:08.740 What's
02:08:08.940 Happening
02:08:09.260 In
02:08:09.360 Those
02:08:09.540 Countries
02:08:09.920 They're
02:08:10.100 Fighting
02:08:10.360 Back
02:08:10.600 You're
02:08:11.600 Just
02:08:11.700 Gonna
02:08:11.820 Stand
02:08:12.080 Here
02:08:12.220 And
02:08:12.320 Allow
02:08:12.500 This
02:08:12.680 To
02:08:12.920 Happen
02:08:13.240 Until
02:08:13.420 What
02:08:16.440 Tick
02:08:17.680 Tock
02:08:17.980 Guys
02:08:18.340 Happens
02:08:18.920 The
02:08:19.320 People
02:08:19.540 Have
02:08:19.740 No
02:08:19.900 Jobs
02:08:20.280 No
02:08:20.460 Livelihoods
02:08:21.080 Kids
02:08:21.540 Are
02:08:21.700 Fucking
02:08:22.000 Dying
02:08:22.480 And
02:08:23.140 Then
02:08:23.280 What
02:08:23.440 Happens
02:08:23.860 When
02:08:24.000 We
02:08:24.120 Revealed
02:08:24.480 Are
02:08:24.600 We
02:08:24.680 The
02:08:24.780 Bad
02:08:25.020 Guys
02:08:25.380 Fucking
02:08:27.100 Cowards
02:08:27.560 You
02:08:27.680 Guys
02:08:27.840 Can't
02:08:28.080 Even
02:08:28.200 Speak
02:08:28.560 To
02:08:28.780 Us
02:08:29.060 You're
02:08:30.000 Going
02:08:30.080 To
02:08:30.180 Stand
02:08:30.400 On
02:08:30.520 The
02:08:30.620 Wrong
02:08:30.820 Side
02:08:31.060 Of
02:08:31.160 History
02:08:31.380 Till
02:08:31.600 It's
02:08:31.780 Too
02:08:31.960 Late
02:08:32.180 And
02:08:36.520 That's
02:08:36.980 Just
02:08:37.120 Unfortunately
02:08:38.140 The
02:08:38.360 Truth
02:08:38.600 There
02:08:39.040 Are
02:08:39.220 Going
02:08:39.420 To
02:08:39.540 Be
02:08:39.660 People
02:08:39.940 That
02:08:40.140 Stand
02:08:40.400 On
02:08:40.500 The
02:08:40.620 Wrong
02:08:40.820 Side
02:08:41.100 Until
02:08:41.400 It's
02:08:41.580 Too
02:08:41.740 Late
02:08:41.960 And
02:08:42.160 Right
02:08:42.400 As
02:08:42.560 They're
02:08:42.740 Dying
02:08:43.220 Go
02:08:43.600 Oh
02:08:44.260 What
02:08:44.560 Have
02:08:44.680 I
02:08:44.820 Done
02:08:45.000 Too
02:08:45.200 Late
02:08:45.440 Man
02:08:45.740 Like
02:08:46.440 You're
02:08:46.580 Not
02:08:47.020 Going
02:08:47.200 To
02:08:47.260 Get
02:08:47.380 A
02:08:47.520 Notice
02:08:47.860 In
02:08:48.040 The
02:08:48.160 Mail
02:08:48.440 You're
02:08:48.640 Not
02:08:48.780 Going
02:08:48.900 To
02:08:48.940 Get
02:08:49.060 A
02:08:49.160 Telegram
02:08:49.640 Nobody's
02:08:49.940 Going
02:08:50.040 To
02:08:50.080 Come
02:08:50.300 Hey
02:08:51.220 Just
02:08:51.460 So
02:08:51.480 You know
02:08:51.900 Today
02:08:52.160 At
02:08:52.320 Three
02:08:52.460 O'clock
02:08:52.800 Is
02:08:52.920 When
02:08:53.060 Everything
02:08:53.280 Goes
02:08:53.480 Bunkers
02:08:54.220 And
02:08:54.340 If
02:08:54.460 You're
02:08:54.580 Still
02:08:54.760 On
02:08:54.900 The
02:08:55.000 Wrong
02:08:55.180 Side
02:08:55.540 Look
02:08:55.880 The
02:08:56.040 Out
02:08:56.380 They
02:08:56.580 They're
02:08:56.660 Not
02:08:56.940 Ready
02:08:57.240 To
02:08:57.440 They
02:08:57.840 Don't
02:08:57.980 Want
02:08:58.120 To
02:08:58.180 Hear
02:08:58.320 It
02:08:58.440 Anymore
02:08:58.740 And
02:08:58.900 You're
02:08:59.160 You're
02:08:59.480 In
02:08:59.580 Danger
02:08:59.880 That
02:09:01.140 Could
02:09:01.360 Happen
02:09:01.740 It's
02:09:01.960 Happening
02:09:02.240 In
02:09:02.360 Other
02:09:02.500 Countries
02:09:02.840 Why
02:09:03.060 Wouldn't
02:09:03.260 It
02:09:03.360 We're
02:09:03.540 Not
02:09:03.660 Special
02:09:04.080 Right
02:09:04.380 No
02:09:06.560 One's
02:09:06.720 Going
02:09:06.820 To
02:09:06.900 Warn
02:09:07.200 You
02:09:07.400 No
02:09:07.640 One's
02:09:07.820 Going
02:09:07.920 To
02:09:08.000 Give
02:09:08.200 You
02:09:08.320 A
02:09:08.460 Heads
02:09:08.860 Up
02:09:09.240 I
02:09:10.900 Think
02:09:11.100 You've
02:09:11.320 Given
02:09:11.500 Quite
02:09:12.440 A few
02:09:12.660 Warnings
02:09:13.100 Actually
02:09:13.400 That
02:09:13.720 People
02:09:14.860 Are
02:09:14.980 Getting
02:09:15.120 Quite
02:09:15.500 Fed
02:09:15.800 Up
02:09:15.960 With
02:09:16.080 The
02:09:16.220 State
02:09:16.460 Things
02:09:16.880 In
02:09:17.220 Not
02:09:17.960 Just
02:09:18.160 Here
02:09:18.400 All
02:09:18.620 Over
02:09:18.780 The
02:09:40.960 World
02:09:42.080 Just
02:09:44.580 Doing
02:09:46.960 The
02:09:47.140 Nervous
02:09:47.640 Pacing
02:09:48.140 Back
02:09:48.460 And
02:09:48.620 Look
02:09:48.980 At
02:09:49.060 Them
02:09:49.180 Just
02:09:49.800 Rocking
02:09:50.600 Back
02:09:50.820 And
02:09:50.980 Forth
02:09:51.360 Oh
02:09:51.660 I'm
02:09:51.840 Definitely
02:09:52.080 Not
02:09:52.420 I'm
02:09:53.200 Not
02:09:53.380 Super
02:09:53.680 Concert
02:09:54.080 Oh
02:09:54.320 Man
02:09:54.740 That's
02:09:55.000 Just
02:09:55.140 Science
02:09:55.620 That's
02:09:56.020 Just
02:09:56.180 Truth
02:09:56.600 Right
02:09:57.400 We're
02:09:57.640 Going
02:09:57.720 Ignore
02:09:58.080 This
02:09:58.340 Continuously
02:09:59.100 There's
02:09:59.860 Nurses
02:10:00.460 That
02:10:04.560 Are
02:10:04.660 Standing
02:10:05.080 Here
02:10:05.360 Right
02:10:05.620 Now
02:10:05.900 That
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02:22:17.740 Where
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02:22:19.020 People
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02:22:20.080 Over
02:22:20.380 On
02:22:20.600 The
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02:22:22.320 The
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02:22:29.220 People
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02:22:37.520 Fucking
02:22:37.820 Literally
02:22:38.240 Retarded
02:22:38.860 And
02:22:40.000 That
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02:22:41.760 Evidence
02:22:42.380 That
02:22:43.580 Was
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02:22:44.960 Data
02:22:45.680 And
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02:22:58.120 To
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02:22:58.540 Science
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02:23:03.820 You
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02:23:04.880 Look
02:23:05.260 At
02:23:05.380 That
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02:23:06.020 High
02:23:06.640 Risk
02:23:07.000 Low
02:23:07.340 Risk
02:23:07.720 Fully
02:23:08.580 Oh
02:23:08.820 So
02:23:09.140 Fully
02:23:09.400 Vaccinated
02:23:09.880 Is
02:23:10.080 Better
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02:23:11.560 Blue
02:23:12.160 Which
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02:44:05.780 Know
02:44:06.080 About
02:44:06.280 This
02:44:06.480 But
02:44:06.720 Lori
02:44:07.400 Lightfoot
02:44:07.860 The
02:44:08.180 Insect
02:44:10.140 Creature
02:44:10.540 Currently
02:44:10.920 In
02:44:11.080 Charge
02:44:11.320 Of
02:44:11.460 Running
02:44:11.700 All
02:44:11.980 Of
02:44:12.100 Chicago
02:44:12.460 That
02:44:14.160 Is
02:44:14.580 I
02:44:14.860 Understand
02:44:15.480 Allegedly
02:44:16.600 A
02:44:16.820 Human
02:44:17.100 Woman
02:44:17.480 I'm
02:44:19.000 Gonna
02:44:19.120 Have
02:44:19.300 To
02:44:19.420 Phone
02:44:21.320 A
02:44:21.520 Friend
02:44:21.720 I'm
02:44:21.880 Gonna
02:44:21.940 Use
02:44:22.100 A
02:44:22.220 Lifeline
02:44:22.720 On
02:44:22.880 That
02:44:23.080 One
02:44:23.340 I'm
02:44:24.940 Gonna
02:44:25.040 Have
02:44:25.220 To
02:44:25.320 Look
02:44:25.500 Into
02:44:25.680 This
02:44:25.880 More
02:44:26.200 I'm
02:44:26.420 Not
02:44:26.580 Convinced
02:44:27.080 Simply
02:44:27.600 On
02:44:27.740 The
02:44:27.820 Picture
02:44:28.080 Alone
02:44:28.480 Hopefully
02:44:29.840 For
02:44:30.140 Obvious
02:44:30.500 Reasons
02:44:31.140 Anyway
02:44:33.060 The
02:44:34.180 Allegedly
02:44:34.720 Human
02:44:35.100 Female
02:44:35.680 Lori
02:44:36.680 Lightfoot
02:44:37.160 And
02:44:37.380 Not
02:44:37.620 An
02:44:37.760 Alien
02:44:38.120 Imposter
02:44:38.740 Pretending
02:44:39.860 To
02:44:40.060 Be
02:44:40.200 A
02:44:40.320 Human
02:44:40.520 Female
02:44:40.900 But
02:44:41.100 Is
02:44:41.220 Actually
02:44:41.580 Some
02:44:42.120 Kind
02:44:42.340 Of
02:44:42.460 Beetle
02:44:42.920 Alien
02:44:43.300 Creature
02:44:43.840 From
02:44:45.420 The
02:44:45.580 Necron
02:44:45.980 Galaxy
02:44:46.440 Is
02:44:48.820 Threatening
02:44:49.360 People
02:44:49.980 Threatening
02:44:50.900 Her
02:44:51.060 Own
02:44:51.260 People
02:44:52.760 Says
02:44:54.580 To
02:44:54.720 Put
02:44:54.880 It
02:44:55.020 Simply
02:44:55.320 If
02:44:55.620 You
02:44:55.760 Have
02:44:55.880 Been
02:44:55.980 Living
02:44:56.200 Vaccine
02:44:56.700 Free
02:44:56.980 Your
02:44:57.500 Time
02:44:57.900 Is
02:44:58.080 Up
02:44:58.360 If
02:44:59.160 You
02:44:59.240 Wish
02:44:59.380 To
02:44:59.560 Live
02:44:59.960 Life
02:45:02.080 As
02:45:02.880 With
02:45:03.060 The
02:45:03.240 Ease
02:45:03.600 To
02:45:03.720 Do
02:45:03.800 The
02:45:03.920 Things
02:45:04.100 You
02:45:04.220 Love
02:45:04.460 You
02:45:04.640 Must
02:45:05.220 Be
02:45:05.480 Vaxed
02:45:06.160 That's
02:45:08.080 Very
02:45:08.440 Dictatorish
02:45:11.140 Of
02:45:11.320 You
02:45:11.460 Isn't
02:45:11.780 It
02:45:12.040 Exempt
02:45:13.680 The
02:45:27.420 spaces this is a rope okay i may have made a mistake i don't think it's a beetle creature
02:45:31.520 i'm almost convinced it's a fucking a cyborg now listen to its voice shouldn't themselves
02:45:36.980 affirmatively take precautions but for now this order doesn't cover those why is its forehead
02:45:44.620 that big like you see where my mouse is the hairline is it should be down here no that's
02:45:51.420 where your hair is supposed to start you know on on humans on earth alien cyborg whatever the
02:45:58.860 fuck you are at least can you at least create like less insulting versions of us on earth
02:46:04.740 so that we're not i mean how did you did you think we were gonna this insults my intelligence that you
02:46:09.240 thought i was not gonna notice that this wasn't a human being why and why is its head shaped it's
02:46:15.560 like a it's like a deformed pita or some kind of football or something that's not the head of a
02:46:20.140 human being and it's like does she shave it why is it why does it do that like look why is there
02:46:27.640 no hair here either it's is it a wig is it a bad wig that would be an explanation but then that being
02:46:34.980 the case now i'm looking at uh i'm looking at ray lewis or something like i don't know what i don't
02:46:40.560 know what is going on with this person i'm just gonna finish the clip because the visuals alone the
02:46:44.580 visual never mind what she says the visual of looking at this thing alone is disturbing enough
02:46:49.160 venues also exempt are any individuals entering an establishment for less than 10 minutes for the
02:46:56.080 purpose of merely ordering food or drink so if you're going in that coffee shop to pick up and go
02:47:02.940 you don't need to show proof but if you're going to linger you're going to eat that muffin you're going
02:47:08.520 to sit down with your laptop you got to show proof of vaccination
02:47:12.760 yeah and here's one of the charts that's really interesting and it's real fun
02:47:23.580 this is the uh this is from south africa this is the umukroon the kate look the spike right they like
02:47:30.040 to show you the really scary spike but oh look deaths none so it's super infectious thing that
02:47:36.040 doesn't hurt you guys be very afraid and get um it's time to get vaccinated
02:47:42.660 i've armored i've ordered fema oh to stand up new pop-up vaccination clinics all across the country
02:47:51.680 where you can get that booster shot biden opened he coughed into his hand again for continuing
02:47:57.160 excuse me we've opened fema vaccination sites in washington state and new mexico which used to be
02:48:05.840 old mexico and not not a lot of people know this but when i when i was a mexican baby in in the movie
02:48:12.220 uh fargo uh we would often go to the coffee shop me and my other baby mexican friends
02:48:20.400 and we would stand there and and look out into the into the arabian sun and wonder if if if muhammad
02:48:28.420 had a flying carpet that maybe we too one day could be uh able to soar on the wings of dragon birds
02:48:35.400 all right so uh yes thank you that's more or less that was what he said that's the quote right there
02:48:44.140 um president of united states everybody very inspiring definitely not a clown planet bobby
02:48:52.040 won kenobi says merry christmas thanks for all that you do for us bigots merry christmas wish is
02:48:57.920 for fat fuck ford to choke on his cheesecake hail slashy fuck you make me
02:49:03.560 i wouldn't want him to just die because he escapes justice right that's no good you want him to you
02:49:10.200 want him to be exposed and then like apprehended forced to face these accusations you know and
02:49:18.400 evidence and of which there's a lot and then oh guilty and then everyone goes well fire up old
02:49:26.240 covert we just proved in front of everybody how much of a piece of shit you are and what should the
02:49:32.860 people do for peewee herman i say we let him go shut up doug
02:49:39.300 they're not gonna let you go not gonna happen uh let's see we rolled in
02:49:49.500 dougly swagger america i got that one colbert's mom there she is merry christmas thankful to have
02:49:56.980 found this community and my blessed son yes colbert's very loyally burning away there
02:50:03.100 all evening keeping me warm or at least pretending rob baker says hey rage i can't find anything on the
02:50:08.280 houston getting nailed the donair in the face no i don't this is just like someone who knows
02:50:12.260 someone like saw it happen and somebody did it to him and you know what i mean things happen quick
02:50:15.760 it wasn't the news or anything but um if it maybe it will come out i think this was just like
02:50:20.460 literally yesterday or something um i'll let you know if i find out more i heard a story about strang
02:50:26.740 bill and that uh he um i heard a story about allegedly a rumor who knows that a certain
02:50:38.100 lady of the night let's call her um happens to provide
02:50:46.140 friendly exchanges of um
02:50:53.940 time with strang allegedly and in that time some very embarrassing things potentially are happening
02:51:08.080 it's what i heard it's what i heard and i don't think i'm i don't think i said anything that can
02:51:15.700 get me sued i could be wrong walking that balance beam every day i'm gonna fuck myself one of these
02:51:24.600 doug ryder doug t ryder okay good says we're all done now has liquid doug been screened for anomalies
02:51:32.620 he's a very scary has a very scary ant vibe what chelsea says beetlejuice is definitely a man you'd
02:51:40.840 have to have balls to threaten citizens of a murder capital well played that was joke of the night well
02:51:46.320 done canvas key says if it if it bleeds we can kill it if it bleeds come on crj he says
02:51:53.060 man chicago money mayor the chicago mayor has a lizard slit eyes too someone message david ike
02:51:59.680 and then we go up here the back's doug he says burn it with fire which you can
02:52:05.180 burning it would probably be the best way to kill it hell billy deluxe he says she's got a forehead
02:52:10.940 like a buffalo bill yes she does you have a giant forehead here and what the hell's supposed to be
02:52:19.080 it's all the way back there's like a would you fuck me i'd fuck me oh it's gross it's so horrifying
02:52:26.460 professor max hammer says who's the guy throwing up gang signs behind miss cyborg what is that has
02:52:32.840 anyone honestly no one's ever really told me what that is yet every single like power if it is this
02:52:40.440 some kind of power move is it psychology i don't know i'm sure there's an official reason but that's
02:52:45.460 bullshit we know that's a fucking bullshit reason what is the
02:52:48.840 what is the i wish i was quicker
02:52:55.540 what is the official reason that every time there's a government official talking and like
02:53:02.240 standing up there and like there's an authority figure and they're trying to do something and tell
02:53:05.840 you something but there's always a guy who's like just next to them like
02:53:10.420 what what is that why what do can deaf people not read uh subtitles anymore why is there someone there
02:53:23.440 like are they doing some kind of mind trick like why is it is it does it make it
02:53:31.600 is it more authoritative is it like
02:53:33.820 surely surely people that are that deaf that can only read subtitles on tv anyway when they're at home watching tv
02:53:45.600 have the subtitles turned on surely but yet everyone
02:53:53.600 merry christmas
02:54:10.220 where's my lipstick
02:54:19.180 would you do me i'd do me do me so fucking hard
02:54:26.460 uh no no i never heard of her i've never seen her before okay buffalo bill's so creepy
02:54:37.920 you guys did this to yourselves i saw you talking about in the chat that's what you get
02:54:42.800 that's what you fucking get
02:54:44.620 that's good time the press conference is muted no it oh he's fucking with me isn't he i don't know
02:54:54.180 i don't know if it was or it wasn't was it muted i don't fucking want to know i don't care you son of a
02:54:58.000 bitch
02:55:05.000 it puts the butter in the basket or else it gets the home
02:55:08.460 precious
02:55:09.060 don't listen to him precious
02:55:12.560 don't listen to them
02:55:14.320 i'm gonna make a skin suit out of them
02:55:17.640 cam is gonna feel so good on my skin
02:55:21.080 officer i've never seen him before
02:55:26.620 yeah we're looking for a guy cam is key
02:55:28.740 we can't um
02:55:29.780 he was sending a lot of messages saying you were muted all the time
02:55:32.400 no
02:55:33.220 i've seen him before
02:55:34.580 okay bye
02:55:36.580 no no no no more hey cam the police were just here looking for you
02:55:51.740 never gonna find your body
02:56:00.680 make sure you steal third base
02:56:11.440 what is with the sign
02:56:14.740 i i still don't know i'm still not satisfied with the sign language explanation i'd
02:56:19.660 i'd love to i'm you know i'm waiting if anybody wants to tell me what it is
02:56:25.120 uh i'll be here patiently awaiting my super rational and obviously face palming my god
02:56:37.640 why didn't we think of this before of course every single government official and person we want you to listen to
02:56:46.060 has to have someone standing right next to them or perhaps obstructing a large portion of the screen
02:56:50.840 doing aggressive sign language because people that are deaf can't hear and people that are deaf
02:56:57.280 have had tvs this entire time and enjoy and use the tvs
02:57:01.400 remember that thing called closed captioning we've had since the 90s that they've always used because they're deaf and they can't hear
02:57:07.140 so they read the subtitles to try and enjoy the program
02:57:09.500 they can't read anymore
02:57:11.840 that's why we have to do it
02:57:13.520 makes sense
02:57:14.240 makes total sense
02:57:15.220 i'm
02:57:15.820 that is perhaps the most perplexing and insulting and anger-inducing thing of this whole pandemic
02:57:20.960 why the fuck are you up there
02:57:22.840 story sorry
02:57:24.040 i'm so sorry
02:57:25.340 i just i can't i can't do this anymore guys
02:57:27.540 no i'm sorry i'm interrupting you
02:57:28.940 but no no i will
02:57:29.620 i i i have only one question
02:57:31.180 it's just yeah yeah
02:57:32.040 yeah dagelon news
02:57:33.320 i'm sorry i'm sorry
02:57:34.520 i'm sorry
02:57:35.140 dagelon dispatch
02:57:35.820 yes my credentials are
02:57:37.100 i don't know i snuck in
02:57:38.000 i broke in
02:57:38.780 i broke in
02:57:39.940 but just let me see
02:57:40.620 no he'll be fine
02:57:41.600 i just hit him over the head with a brick
02:57:42.760 it wasn't even a fool
02:57:43.560 it was
02:57:43.780 why
02:57:45.000 why is she
02:57:45.740 why are they here
02:57:46.400 can anyone answer this
02:57:47.400 you don't know
02:57:49.140 that no
02:57:49.760 nobody else has asked this question
02:57:52.020 am i the only person
02:57:53.140 that went
02:57:53.520 wait what
02:57:54.220 some fat guy
02:57:55.700 is just there dancing
02:57:56.780 and no one cares why
02:57:58.480 all of a sudden
02:57:59.120 after all this time
02:58:00.180 since all the news broadcast
02:58:01.680 we've watched
02:58:02.320 9-11
02:58:02.880 till now
02:58:03.460 the vietnam war
02:58:04.400 go for all of it
02:58:05.260 you know what this needs
02:58:06.680 this needs
02:58:07.360 this needs someone doing sign language
02:58:09.060 all the time
02:58:09.760 since when
02:58:10.700 why
02:58:11.040 no one's even asked a question
02:58:12.140 sigh
02:58:14.140 that's all
02:58:16.840 i just want to know why
02:58:17.840 that's all
02:58:18.460 when's that anti-hate article coming out
02:58:21.760 alt-right neo-nazi
02:58:24.900 hates deaf people
02:58:26.320 once
02:58:27.420 once the translator's taken off the air
02:58:29.960 in a
02:58:30.660 in a 15 minute tirade
02:58:32.860 while he dances to a
02:58:34.540 a transsexual
02:58:35.940 serial killing murderer
02:58:37.700 from the 1990 movie
02:58:39.720 silence of the lambs
02:58:41.460 there's your headline evan
02:58:43.080 use that one
02:58:43.840 that will get some clicks
02:58:45.160 for sure
02:58:45.960 and it's true
02:58:46.780 literally everything i said is true
02:58:48.160 please write it
02:58:51.040 oh
02:58:52.080 okay
02:58:53.240 hail billy deluxe says
02:58:54.700 what did i do
02:58:55.300 silence of the lambs
02:58:56.140 kind of creep
02:58:56.560 i know
02:58:56.980 you guys asked for this shit
02:58:58.120 professor max hammer said
02:58:59.700 you should have a gang sign person
02:59:00.980 when you do your rage
02:59:01.720 yes
02:59:02.420 billy should be there
02:59:04.680 with his pipe cleaner arms
02:59:05.720 shut up and look at me
02:59:07.360 i know he's talking
02:59:09.540 but i'm doing this too
02:59:10.900 what the fuck
02:59:13.160 that's horrible sign language
02:59:14.400 if i signed anything
02:59:15.560 by accident
02:59:16.160 someone please let me know
02:59:17.100 i'm pretty sure it was just
02:59:18.520 autistic flailing
02:59:19.520 oh
02:59:21.380 scotian ladies
02:59:22.500 merry christmas dag
02:59:23.360 thank you for all
02:59:24.000 for making this clown show
02:59:25.000 hilarious and far more bearable
02:59:26.260 enjoy time with your loved ones
02:59:27.460 this christmas daglon
02:59:28.280 has brought together
02:59:28.920 many awesome people
02:59:30.340 thanks rage
02:59:30.820 thank you
02:59:31.480 and that is a great note
02:59:33.520 to get out of here on
02:59:35.280 but i did promise this
02:59:36.280 in the end
02:59:36.680 and this is what i meant
02:59:37.880 austria is hiring people
02:59:39.260 to hunt down the unvaccinated
02:59:40.480 the worst has happened
02:59:41.340 do it or else
02:59:42.100 we'll put you in jail
02:59:43.240 like a criminal
02:59:44.020 simply for not wanting
02:59:45.500 to participate in this nonsense
02:59:46.860 and that's how far
02:59:47.620 they're willing to go
02:59:48.200 and when you go to jail
02:59:49.020 do you think they'll
02:59:50.260 they'll dose you in jail
02:59:51.520 how long are you gonna be in jail
02:59:52.660 if you get out of jail
02:59:53.660 and you say no again
02:59:54.560 do you go back in jail
02:59:55.520 where does this
02:59:56.180 where does this carnival ride
02:59:57.380 of harsh horror end
02:59:58.960 austria
03:00:00.480 careful now
03:00:01.700 you have kind of a history
03:00:03.000 austria
03:00:04.140 i mean
03:00:05.340 i'm just saying
03:00:07.020 people from your neck
03:00:08.840 of the woods
03:00:09.420 seem to really like
03:00:11.520 locking people up
03:00:12.580 i'm just pointing that out
03:00:15.400 and it
03:00:15.840 you know
03:00:16.240 previously
03:00:16.760 it didn't end well
03:00:18.180 for you
03:00:18.640 so don't
03:00:20.220 you know
03:00:20.720 i'm just asking
03:00:21.520 i'm just wondering
03:00:22.300 because uh
03:00:24.920 you know
03:00:25.260 i don't want to do
03:00:27.040 any of this
03:00:27.700 i don't want to do
03:00:28.800 i just want to fuck around
03:00:29.800 and make jokes
03:00:30.400 and you know
03:00:30.920 and that's it
03:00:31.540 that's all
03:00:31.900 you know
03:00:32.200 i like to entertain people
03:00:33.040 and have a good time
03:00:33.480 that's it
03:00:33.880 you know
03:00:35.580 the cashier
03:00:36.240 he just wants to run
03:00:37.080 his gas station
03:00:38.080 all right
03:00:39.080 and and the people
03:00:39.960 outside of
03:00:40.480 you know
03:00:40.820 one of them
03:00:41.320 was a nurse
03:00:41.900 she just wanted
03:00:42.600 to be a nurse
03:00:43.420 like none of us
03:00:45.600 wanted any of this man
03:00:47.260 not one person
03:00:48.240 no one was sitting here
03:00:49.300 going man
03:00:49.740 i hope society
03:00:50.880 starts to collapse
03:00:51.780 and and that we get
03:00:52.720 a tyrannical government
03:00:53.700 so then i can
03:00:54.300 you know
03:00:54.940 be stressed out
03:00:56.040 and anxious
03:00:56.540 and not know
03:00:57.100 how the future
03:00:57.980 is going to unfold
03:00:58.700 and how i'm going
03:00:59.140 to protect my children
03:01:00.020 and what kind of situation
03:01:01.120 i'm going to find myself in
03:01:02.240 and then i'm going to be
03:01:02.980 financially stressed
03:01:03.880 and burdened
03:01:04.460 yeah
03:01:04.720 lose my job
03:01:05.620 yeah
03:01:06.100 yeah
03:01:06.680 i'm going to have to
03:01:07.340 move in with my parents
03:01:08.320 and then
03:01:08.880 yeah
03:01:09.220 and then
03:01:09.600 we're going to
03:01:10.700 right
03:01:11.020 no one wants
03:01:12.020 any of these things
03:01:12.840 and and and worse
03:01:18.300 where it's like
03:01:19.100 you're you're pushing
03:01:20.040 these people
03:01:20.600 into a situation
03:01:21.640 where it's like
03:01:22.300 the amount
03:01:23.100 the amount of ways
03:01:23.980 this resolves itself
03:01:25.180 without a horror show
03:01:26.720 is rapidly diminishing
03:01:28.060 and you know
03:01:37.480 as far as that's
03:01:38.940 concerned
03:01:39.280 and you know
03:01:39.680 what people are
03:01:40.080 going to do
03:01:40.320 with their jobs
03:01:40.860 and their kids
03:01:41.300 and everything else
03:01:41.940 what are you going
03:01:49.220 to run forever
03:01:49.940 you're going to
03:01:50.440 you know
03:01:51.180 i was watching
03:01:53.440 just a random stream
03:01:54.600 one day
03:01:54.860 and if you don't
03:01:55.160 you don't know
03:01:55.480 who this guy is
03:01:55.980 barricade garage
03:01:57.160 on youtube
03:01:58.320 ray is his name
03:02:00.200 tell him i sent you
03:02:00.900 we're pals
03:02:02.160 internet homies
03:02:04.240 and um
03:02:07.080 he said
03:02:07.620 you know
03:02:10.040 it's not about
03:02:10.680 what you
03:02:11.040 what you want to do
03:02:11.980 it's about
03:02:12.200 what you have to do
03:02:13.260 and he said
03:02:17.260 uh he said
03:02:17.800 a boy does
03:02:18.420 what he wants to do
03:02:19.240 a man does
03:02:19.820 what he has to do
03:02:20.480 and i was like
03:02:21.680 oh
03:02:22.200 i don't know
03:02:23.140 where he heard that
03:02:23.860 or if he came up
03:02:24.320 with it himself
03:02:24.740 i'm like damn
03:02:25.420 that is so true
03:02:26.700 isn't it
03:02:27.660 all the real big decisions
03:02:29.620 all the things that like
03:02:30.420 this could change my life
03:02:31.360 or this could do that
03:02:32.000 or that
03:02:32.260 and you're like
03:02:32.480 i don't fucking
03:02:33.100 want to do that
03:02:33.860 i don't want to have
03:02:37.700 to do this
03:02:38.560 fuck
03:02:39.920 you don't want to
03:02:42.520 but maybe you have to
03:02:43.420 and i just want
03:02:45.540 uh
03:02:46.540 them to know
03:02:47.260 or well
03:02:48.040 everybody else
03:02:48.520 i suppose
03:02:48.940 and i you know
03:02:52.220 i don't want to
03:02:56.120 but i if i have to
03:02:57.920 i will
03:03:00.100 we all will
03:03:07.600 and uh
03:03:10.660 you know
03:03:11.440 it's going to end
03:03:13.220 in total victory
03:03:14.040 i don't want to have
03:03:14.960 to fight anybody
03:03:15.720 i don't want to have
03:03:16.340 to do any of this stuff
03:03:17.140 but if i'm attacked
03:03:18.680 i will fight you
03:03:20.220 i will fucking
03:03:20.940 annihilate you
03:03:21.840 i will fucking
03:03:23.240 erase you
03:03:23.940 i'll do everything
03:03:25.940 in my power
03:03:26.480 to fight that
03:03:27.520 all the way
03:03:27.980 to the finish line
03:03:28.760 and make sure that
03:03:29.440 that never happens again
03:03:30.880 but not because
03:03:34.080 i fucking wanted to
03:03:35.480 i'll be right here
03:03:41.960 i suggest you uh
03:03:44.820 calm down
03:03:46.020 merry christmas
03:03:51.820 scotian lady
03:04:06.900 professor max hammer
03:04:08.000 hellbilly deluxe
03:04:08.680 cam is key
03:04:09.500 zemex
03:04:11.580 doug
03:04:12.080 crj
03:04:13.320 chelsea
03:04:14.300 doug t nightrider
03:04:15.620 doug t writer
03:04:16.540 nightrider
03:04:17.080 rob baker
03:04:19.400 culbert's mom
03:04:20.500 doug lee swagger
03:04:22.040 full draw scarves
03:04:24.040 winds are 519
03:04:24.760 the boog and blue taco
03:04:25.580 zuil mcboog
03:04:26.380 liquid boog
03:04:27.060 jake powell
03:04:28.040 frank mac
03:04:30.380 love you homie
03:04:31.840 truefx
03:04:32.880 thank you very very much
03:04:33.760 lost death
03:04:34.400 boog dog
03:04:35.140 jerusalem's cross
03:04:36.280 hellbilly
03:04:37.120 deluxe
03:04:38.160 turn it all around
03:04:40.540 let's be all
03:04:42.800 does not want to
03:04:44.100 boog but will
03:04:45.320 johnson triple six
03:04:47.260 crispy
03:04:48.740 oh
03:04:49.740 polly booging
03:04:52.220 boreal lemon tree
03:04:53.480 let's be all
03:04:55.560 merc 306
03:04:56.880 learning for life
03:04:58.320 sergeant bear
03:04:59.060 shoddy dan
03:05:00.580 todd salerno
03:05:01.700 stuontread
03:05:02.320 cormac kerf
03:05:03.540 a10 feather
03:05:07.620 not dot
03:05:08.340 rn gizmas
03:05:09.500 hank bangor
03:05:10.940 in maine
03:05:11.940 watching you
03:05:12.860 phillips
03:05:15.060 disciples
03:05:15.520 six emper
03:05:16.020 fructares
03:05:16.540 aurora
03:05:16.940 borealis
03:05:17.740 zodiac
03:05:19.180 zabex
03:05:21.180 demise
03:05:21.420 carrot
03:05:21.720 200
03:05:22.060 fire pixie
03:05:22.680 sovereign
03:05:23.000 human
03:05:23.360 black guy
03:05:23.940 bigot
03:05:24.360 gary
03:05:25.060 shill
03:05:25.720 anderson
03:05:29.020 paladin
03:05:29.520 bus
03:05:34.120 full of
03:05:34.540 nuns
03:05:34.920 scott mcclain
03:05:35.520 dan the
03:05:35.880 raging
03:05:36.140 canadian
03:05:36.680 pw
03:05:37.960 tazeniko
03:05:38.980 dave
03:05:39.760 davidson
03:05:40.320 james r
03:05:42.040 dirtbag
03:05:43.380 welder
03:05:44.260 night rider
03:05:44.800 three
03:05:45.100 cormac
03:05:45.620 kerf
03:05:46.140 hellbilly
03:05:46.680 rocky
03:05:48.400 mo
03:05:48.860 sislak
03:05:49.420 oh my
03:05:49.880 goodness
03:05:50.240 you guys
03:05:50.500 northern
03:05:50.860 bigot
03:05:51.200 kieran
03:05:51.520 kanzner
03:05:52.080 cadillac
03:05:53.200 slim
03:05:53.540 julie
03:05:54.580 mora
03:05:54.900 mc
03:05:55.340 9m
03:05:55.660 uncle
03:05:55.880 tom
03:05:56.140 canadian
03:05:56.500 roughnecks
03:05:57.080 bushman
03:05:58.160 bum
03:05:58.460 attitude
03:05:58.900 thank you
03:05:59.780 guys
03:06:00.040 very so
03:06:00.920 so much
03:06:01.400 raging
03:06:01.660 distant
03:06:01.900 dot com
03:06:02.360 gab
03:06:02.600 telegram
03:06:03.080 instagram
03:06:04.060 tiktok
03:06:04.700 i'm on
03:06:04.960 there
03:06:05.080 all those
03:06:05.360 places
03:06:05.580 somewhere
03:06:05.960 raging
03:06:06.340 distant
03:06:06.760 t.me
03:06:08.100 slash
03:06:08.400 ranger
03:06:08.620 distant
03:06:08.840 join the
03:06:09.280 telegram
03:06:09.700 page
03:06:10.100 and uh
03:06:10.520 come hang
03:06:11.280 out and
03:06:11.660 do all
03:06:12.260 the stuff
03:06:12.920 with all
03:06:13.220 the links
03:06:13.940 and everything
03:06:14.320 are all
03:06:14.660 on there
03:06:15.120 uh
03:06:17.240 super
03:06:18.520 conspiracy
03:06:18.960 thursday
03:06:19.440 tomorrow
03:06:20.160 hey
03:06:21.200 have a good
03:06:24.820 christmas
03:06:25.220 enjoy it
03:06:25.760 with your
03:06:26.020 friends and
03:06:26.400 family
03:06:26.780 um
03:06:27.260 you could
03:06:28.300 be gone
03:06:28.700 anytime
03:06:29.280 anything
03:06:30.180 can happen
03:06:30.640 to any
03:06:30.980 of us
03:06:31.200 at any
03:06:31.500 time
03:06:31.900 and to
03:06:32.660 not take
03:06:33.140 not to
03:06:34.280 we don't
03:06:37.140 get this
03:06:37.620 many times
03:06:38.360 dedicated
03:06:39.360 in our
03:06:39.980 lives to
03:06:40.480 spending it
03:06:41.020 entirely with
03:06:41.720 your friends
03:06:42.060 and family
03:06:42.460 the people
03:06:42.760 that you
03:06:43.420 love and
03:06:43.720 mean most
03:06:44.080 to you
03:06:44.400 don't let
03:06:45.220 them take
03:06:45.560 that away
03:06:45.920 from you
03:06:46.300 don't you
03:06:46.960 dare
03:06:47.280 if your
03:06:49.500 life isn't
03:06:49.940 about the
03:06:50.280 people you
03:06:50.680 love and
03:06:51.040 the people
03:06:51.360 that are
03:06:51.660 in it
03:06:51.860 that you
03:06:52.080 share it
03:06:52.400 with
03:06:52.580 it's
03:06:52.880 not about
03:06:53.240 anything
03:06:53.560 don't you
03:06:54.480 dare let
03:06:54.900 them take
03:06:55.260 this stuff
03:06:56.720 away from
03:06:57.100 you
03:06:57.240 fight
03:07:00.180 phil
03:07:00.420 up above
03:07:01.740 this
03:07:02.300 the flames
03:07:03.360 and the ashes
03:07:05.180 lift me up
03:07:07.420 and help me
03:07:08.860 to fly away
03:07:10.740 lift me up
03:07:14.000 above this
03:07:15.200 the broken
03:07:16.300 the empty
03:07:18.040 lift me up
03:07:20.220 and help me
03:07:21.640 to fly away
03:07:23.500 lift me up
03:07:25.360 I want me
03:07:26.480 above this
03:07:38.960 the end
03:07:39.120 and help me
03:07:39.140 help me
03:07:39.800 hi
03:07:40.240 take care place
03:07:40.880 I won't be broken
03:07:51.960 I won't be tortured
03:07:53.580 I won't be beaten down
03:07:55.780 I'll have the answer
03:07:58.420 I'll take the pressure
03:08:00.000 I'll turn it all around
03:08:02.720 Lift me up above it
03:08:06.460 The flames and the ashes
03:08:09.200 Lift me up and help me
03:08:12.760 To fly away
03:08:14.760 Lift me up above it
03:08:19.240 The broken, the empty
03:08:22.040 Lift me up and help me
03:08:25.600 To fly away
03:08:27.880 Lift me up
03:08:29.160 To fly away
03:08:30.780 Lift me up
03:08:32.320 To fly away
03:08:33.960 Lift me up
03:08:39.200 To fly away
03:08:44.760 Lift me up and help me
03:08:58.600 Winter, 1984
03:09:02.040 The Scorpions, no one like you, plays quietly over the speakers of a stolen, cherry-red 1980 Camaro.
03:09:11.880 Phil sits behind the wheel, settling into the rush of a freshly vacuumed-up, middle-finger-sized line of Colombian cocaine from the dashboard.
03:09:21.280 He needed that.
03:09:23.320 Gazing out the window at a failing neon sign above a gas station, he curses the cold night chill of a January in a northwestern Ontario town.
03:09:32.480 Where was he? Sudbury? North Bay? He can't remember. Not that it matters. He's going west. And fast.
03:09:42.360 The snow falls slowly onto the windshield.
03:09:45.860 Hurry the fuck up. He grumbles to himself as he waits for the car to heat up and the ice to thaw on the glass.
03:09:52.700 I bet they wrote this song about a stripper.
03:09:56.200 Suddenly someone is shouting something from outside.
03:09:58.980 Hey! What the fuck? Hey!
03:10:02.380 A man is approaching from the car.
03:10:04.880 From behind...
03:10:05.780 From under the neon sign.
03:10:08.080 Behind the car in the dark. Holding something in his hand. He looks pissed.
03:10:11.960 Get the fuck out of my car!
03:10:14.400 Oh, right.
03:10:15.240 I probably should have just gotten out of here first.
03:10:18.460 He thinks to himself.
03:10:19.880 This wouldn't be the first or last time his insatiable drug habit would nearly derail his plans.
03:10:25.400 Nearly.
03:10:26.680 As the 40-something man approaches sporting a mullet and a racing jacket, Phil doesn't like the look of the golf club in his left hand.
03:10:33.620 Whatever.
03:10:34.740 Hope he has insurance.
03:10:36.700 Life and auto.
03:10:37.840 No time to dilly-dally. He throws the car into reverse and nearly hits him as the shop owner dimes out of the way.
03:10:46.220 Phil was going north.
03:10:47.940 Or was it west?
03:10:49.120 Not sure that matters.
03:10:51.280 He was a wanted criminal and after nearly a century of mayhem, he was running out of places to hide.
03:10:57.380 The man's screaming fades as the noise of the engine and cranked up scorpion song fills his ears.
03:11:02.420 This was more like it.
03:11:03.500 A few months earlier, he had been in Grenada, hiding out in the utility closet of a mental hospital.
03:11:10.820 When he heard the helicopters and gunfire and saw the Cubans gathering their weapons, he knew it was time to leave.
03:11:17.300 The Americans had found him again.
03:11:21.120 The hospital was vaporized by the U.S. Air Force in an official accidental bombing and collateral damage.
03:11:28.820 The lengths they would go to in order to keep covering up and denying his existence amused him.
03:11:34.500 To think people are still talking on the news about the invasion as if it had anything to do with anything but him.
03:11:40.060 Oh well.
03:11:41.040 People die every day.
03:11:42.440 Judging by the state of that hospital, U.S. Air Force Major whoever the hell did the people of Grenada a huge favor.
03:11:49.780 This is the longest he's been on the run for a while, but it's been weeks since anyone seemed to be following him.
03:11:54.200 It's time to find a new place to lay low for a while.
03:11:56.940 Find something new.
03:11:57.740 After all the chaos he'd caused, it actually started to bore him.
03:12:01.380 Helping John Wilkes Booth fake his own death was a rush at the time, but it had all become so routine.
03:12:06.700 So predictable.
03:12:09.120 I started to wonder deep down if maybe it was soon time to focus his efforts on undoing the evil he helped create.
03:12:15.160 After all, he'd helped handcraft this nightmare world and was only getting worse.
03:12:19.520 What he really wanted was a challenge.
03:12:23.820 Someday.
03:12:25.160 Soon, maybe.
03:12:26.940 Not yet.
03:12:28.680 There was still more to do.
03:12:30.060 Balancing the scales would be a different endeavor for him.
03:12:32.860 As a deity from a dimension of chaos, the novelty of suddenly turning on the evil he came to represent, the thought of it amused him.
03:12:41.000 Imagine the look on Clinton's face.
03:12:42.580 That smug prick in Arkansas thought he was quite something with his drug smuggling operation under everyone's nose.
03:12:48.780 It was the worst kept secret in the state.
03:12:51.300 Pfft.
03:12:51.820 Amateur.
03:12:53.000 If the guy wasn't so laser focused on pussy all the time, he could really do some damage.
03:12:57.080 Who am I to talk?
03:12:58.820 Phil was talking to himself again, and it was rare he could find anyone worthy of conversing with anyway.
03:13:04.520 Billy and I had some pretty wild times.
03:13:07.080 Doesn't make him my friend.
03:13:08.200 And once he started gazing towards the under-18 crowd, I mean, there were some lines, very few, but some lines, that not even Philip would cross or snort.
03:13:21.920 Humans are fucked, he lamented.
03:13:24.620 It was an ambitious gig setting these people up to deserve the ultimate destruction he envisioned, imagining the pain and horror cementing itself into their hearts and black souls.
03:13:34.640 As from the jaws of victory, they are destroyed.
03:13:38.200 It was too exciting to ignore.
03:13:41.680 Soon.
03:13:45.100 Come on, feel the noise, follows the scorpions.
03:13:48.420 It was just after midnight on a Saturday.
03:13:50.180 Up ahead, funny enough, there's another Camaro.
03:13:52.780 He signals to pass.
03:13:54.180 The other car speeds up.
03:13:56.000 Finally, something to do.
03:13:57.800 Philip lived for excitement.
03:13:59.780 He floors the accelerator and pushes the vehicle to its limit to catch the other car.
03:14:03.880 He manages over the thin layer of snow.
03:14:05.600 On the single lane highway.
03:14:09.960 To pull alongside the other driver, who flipped him off immediately in his Canadian tuxedo.
03:14:15.400 Glancing down at the speedometer, they were both traveling at well over 160 kilometers an hour at night towards Thunder Bay.
03:14:21.820 Someone would have to blink first if there was a truck coming in the opposite direction.
03:14:27.920 He snapped his head over at the other driver, who brazenly was still flipping him off and seemed to not even be looking at the road as they careened like banshees through the rocky highway in an extreme display of reckless love of danger.
03:14:40.900 This motherfucker!
03:14:44.200 He could barely believe it.
03:14:45.620 Not since he was on a bender with Ozzy has he witnessed any mortal have this blatant disregard for their own life.
03:14:51.440 The truck was almost on top of them and Phil was in the wrong lane.
03:14:55.280 He dips back down on the dashboard quickly for a snowstorm of a different kind.
03:14:59.800 He needed to reload his senses.
03:15:03.800 Unbelievable.
03:15:04.120 Forced to brake and swerve out of the way, the other car pulls away into the night, honking in victory.
03:15:10.820 Frustrated, Phil pulls over.
03:15:13.180 He had to relieve himself anyway.
03:15:18.920 Standing there, ears buzzing from the near fatal amount of narcotics coursing through his brain as he urinated into the snow.
03:15:25.900 He felt a certain respect and admiration for whoever was driving that other car.
03:15:34.120 If it wasn't for his current predicament and risk of being discovered by the Americans again, he would have wrecked all three vehicles just to prove a point.
03:15:45.480 At least that's what he told himself.
03:15:50.060 He opens the driver's side door and sits back down, still plenty of fuel.
03:15:53.720 Didn't know where he was going to end up before sunrise, but the people there would do well to steer clear.
03:15:59.200 Who was that guy?
03:16:02.080 In the jean jacket, grinning up in the distance.
03:16:07.480 It was Gary Schill.
03:16:08.860 Come on, feel the noise.
03:16:16.060 Girls, rock your voice.
03:16:18.820 We'll get wild, wild, wild.
03:16:22.820 Wild, wild, wild.
03:16:26.140 So you think I got an evil mind?
03:16:29.320 I tell you, honey.
03:16:30.680 I don't know why.
03:16:35.500 I don't know why.
03:16:39.200 So you think my singing's all in time.
03:16:42.600 It makes me money.
03:16:45.720 I don't know why.
03:16:49.080 I don't know why.
03:16:52.560 Anymore.
03:16:53.800 I know.
03:16:55.680 So come on, feel the noise.
03:16:58.160 Merry Christmas.
03:16:58.920 We'll get wild, wild, wild.
03:17:05.800 Wild, wild, wild.
03:17:08.880 Come on, feel the noise.
03:17:12.560 Girls, rock your voice.
03:17:15.140 We'll get wild, wild, wild.
03:17:18.660 Let it grow.
03:17:22.440 So you say I got a funny face.
03:17:25.600 I got no way.