Raging Dissident Podcast - 🍁RageCast 217： CARNIVAL OF CARNAGE🍁

00:00:00.000 We'll be right back.

00:00:30.000 We'll be right back.

00:01:00.000 Come on, drink up, it's a-burnin', I'll rip your heart in two, and I'll leave you lying on the bed.

00:01:10.200 I'll be out the door before you wake, nothing new to you, and I think we've seen that movie too.

00:01:22.880 We know where that goes.

00:01:25.920 We know we're good.

00:01:27.000 You don't could be mine, but you're way out of life.

00:01:35.680 We have to get creative with these bottles.

00:01:38.300 You don't stop rapping and you can't get some, you can't get some, you can't get some, I bet you could be mine.

00:01:49.000 The following presentation is a man trying to figure out how he remembers how to open a beer bottle without a bottle opener.

00:01:57.360 Do I use my teeth, my eyes?

00:01:59.940 Slave children, perhaps.

00:02:01.320 The government uses slave children to build renewable energy resources, apparently.

00:02:05.080 So maybe we can do it that way.

00:02:11.820 I have a tool somewhere in my bag, I'll have to go look for it.

00:02:16.780 What's going on, 217?

00:02:18.160 I mean, um, I can't just put it on pause and run around and look for a fucking bottle opener.

00:02:26.220 Or can I?

00:02:28.200 I've got, I've got clips.

00:02:29.760 I've got things.

00:02:31.440 How you doing, guys?

00:02:31.980 Rumble, YouTube, Dredge, Podbean, whatever, wherever you're at, it doesn't matter.

00:02:36.460 Hi, how are you?

00:02:37.240 How you doing?

00:02:37.740 You doing good?

00:02:38.180 I hope you're doing good.

00:02:39.600 We're doing good.

00:02:40.340 We're doing fine.

00:02:41.280 We're doing just fine here on Friday evening.

00:02:43.840 Fuck you, make me Friday.

00:02:45.020 It's been a while.

00:02:45.720 You can't make me, uh, make me open a bottle.

00:02:48.800 Make me open a beer bottle with no, uh, watch the chat's just going to blow up now with

00:02:51.800 suggestions on all the kinds of homemade remedies and ways to, all the alcoholics are about

00:02:56.180 to appear in the chat now with all kinds of methods and things I've just invented.

00:03:00.900 Um, yeah, you'll get up and look at my butt.

00:03:03.340 I'm not wearing pants.

00:03:04.340 That's a huge problem.

00:03:05.500 Um, you know, I didn't, uh, I didn't foresee this, um, didn't foresee this, uh, coming.

00:03:11.000 Reverend Chad, how you doing, brother?

00:03:12.080 He says, I have a lot of shit, but I'm getting more.

00:03:13.960 Make sure you get some super male vitality and nascent iodine.

00:03:17.940 I'm just, I'm planning to be directly in the mushroom cloud.

00:03:20.860 I want it to like land.

00:03:22.080 I'm so that way you don't got to worry about anything.

00:03:23.500 If you're, if you're listen, you know what you need?

00:03:25.540 If you're vaporized immediately, nothing, you don't need anything.

00:03:28.120 You don't need anything.

00:03:29.020 Look at this.

00:03:29.900 Look at this.

00:03:30.500 This is ingenuity.

00:03:32.100 Someone once upon a time built a spatula and they're like, you know what?

00:03:34.720 The spatula needs a bottle opener just in case you've got to cook, but you also need

00:03:38.140 to drink, but you forgot your can opener bottle opener while you were going to stream

00:03:41.160 on the internet and here it is spatula time.

00:03:44.100 So we're just going to go ahead and pour this into the thing.

00:03:47.260 Now I'm just going to set this down cause I don't have a mic stand.

00:03:50.160 Um, you know, I really, I really wanted the beer bottle opening sound.

00:03:53.680 And I realized after five solid rotations and my hands being sliced apart, this is not

00:03:58.180 a twist up.

00:03:59.020 I could have swore that it was, but it's not.

00:04:01.960 So we'll just, uh, we'll just put that there and put that over here for later.

00:04:06.720 There, everybody's back.

00:04:07.580 I won't stand up.

00:04:08.740 Don't tell me to stand up.

00:04:09.540 I am a sit down comedian, big at everybody knows that if I stand up, what am I then?

00:04:13.540 I'm just another guy standing up, telling bad jokes instead of sitting down.

00:04:16.580 Sitting down is what makes me, me.

00:04:18.260 It's what makes me, me.

00:04:19.140 And it's what makes you a terrorist by watching this, by the way, you're all on watch lists.

00:04:23.120 Um, it's all true.

00:04:25.400 DJ Coggle says I'm still hanging with Ryan and the others in DC.

00:04:28.160 Wish you were here.

00:04:28.640 I do too.

00:04:30.040 Triangulon is, is achieved.

00:04:31.640 I love the photos.

00:04:32.680 I posted it in my telegram.

00:04:33.640 It was pretty funny.

00:04:34.120 No, this is not a bottle opener.

00:04:37.020 Yeah, it is a bottle opener top.

00:04:38.120 Plaid Padre, you're right.

00:04:38.900 I'm versed.

00:04:41.100 I will not stand.

00:04:42.240 I am.

00:04:42.880 I am.

00:04:43.340 Okay.

00:04:43.520 I am technically wearing pants, but they're not grown up pants.

00:04:45.860 They're mighty mouse on them.

00:04:48.500 It's embarrassing.

00:04:49.200 I don't want to, I don't want to do it.

00:04:50.620 James, James R.

00:04:52.180 How are you doing, brother?

00:04:52.680 Thank you very much.

00:04:53.140 He says, for you, get a rug for your new cave.

00:04:55.320 Cheers, dude.

00:04:55.700 Did you like the cave?

00:04:56.740 Did you like my cave?

00:04:58.100 I, um, I just got out of the shower in my cave.

00:05:00.120 I got a whole cave.

00:05:01.020 Do you guys want to see it?

00:05:01.740 Do you want to see how my, uh, there's cave hygiene.

00:05:04.440 You need to be, you need to know how it goes.

00:05:05.920 Uh, here, I'll share this with you right now.

00:05:07.720 Another perk of wonderful cave is access to free shower all time.

00:05:12.700 If you are cold, you are warm, you'll just be a man.

00:05:15.860 And you, and you, you take a cave shower and, uh, it's salty.

00:05:23.000 It's probably bad for skin, but I am clean now.

00:05:26.520 And then all of the terror is, is good now.

00:05:29.440 I am, I'm going to die here.

00:05:32.060 I'm probably going, yes.

00:05:34.900 Putin upgraded my cave.

00:05:36.260 All right.

00:05:36.500 It's a decent cave.

00:05:37.540 It's got a shower.

00:05:38.900 The other one didn't.

00:05:39.660 And that was my main concern.

00:05:40.680 I just was, I wanted a shower.

00:05:42.120 He provided for me because he's a benevolent, uh, wonderful leader.

00:05:45.880 And, uh, you know, I've got free, I've got, uh, you know, you listen, you pay for your

00:05:50.400 water.

00:05:50.680 Don't you?

00:05:51.140 Don't you?

00:05:51.560 Don't you have a water bill?

00:05:52.480 I don't.

00:05:53.020 I got Siberian icicle shower.

00:05:56.340 So yeah.

00:05:59.480 Yeah.

00:06:00.020 So it's not all bad.

00:06:01.280 You know, here you get free amenities in the world of internet terror.

00:06:05.720 Yes.

00:06:06.280 Terror.

00:06:06.960 And he moved, let's just move on.

00:06:08.440 Hellbilly deluxe, the edge of the table.

00:06:10.520 Well, yeah, I know what you're saying.

00:06:12.240 Flams, how you doing, man?

00:06:13.200 He says, is it just me or does it feel like the West is being goaded and set up to draw

00:06:16.320 us into world war three?

00:06:17.160 Oh, they've started it all on their own and they're going to lose it all on their own

00:06:19.500 too.

00:06:19.680 So, and I say they, because I am not playing, I'm sitting this one out because I am not

00:06:23.740 retarded.

00:06:24.660 Uh, this is so much effing propaganda.

00:06:26.720 It's hard to tell.

00:06:27.380 It's quite a lot.

00:06:28.160 Begins to stand up.

00:06:29.000 I will.

00:06:29.400 I refuse.

00:06:30.180 I politely decline.

00:06:32.160 Anastasia says, stand up.

00:06:33.080 Pretty, pretty please.

00:06:34.300 I, I won't.

00:06:35.700 $25.

00:06:36.400 Is that what I am to you?

00:06:37.160 And what am I some kind of, this isn't a strip club.

00:06:39.220 And if it was, it would cost substantially less than that.

00:06:41.220 I think a dollar, isn't that the going rate?

00:06:42.940 I'm not sure.

00:06:44.300 They're very cheap.

00:06:44.900 They're very, I mean, they're, you know, they, they could have had lives.

00:06:47.380 They have parents.

00:06:47.920 They could have been something, you know, it's, it's, it's mean to make fun of these

00:06:51.060 people, but, uh, you know, they chose, they didn't, they didn't choose a stripper life.

00:06:55.060 The stripper life shows them, you know, it's, uh, not for everybody.

00:06:58.520 Willie Pete Barbie.

00:06:59.460 Imagine strippers in the cave strippers.

00:07:01.060 Here we go.

00:07:01.520 Cave strippers under the Siberian icicle fountain.

00:07:04.180 Now I've got a, now I've got an OnlyFans live stream.

00:07:06.640 Now I'm fucking cooking with something right now.

00:07:09.340 Willie Pete, uh, this is two, two cheeseburger.

00:07:11.620 Soul sack division reporting.

00:07:13.180 Damn.

00:07:13.400 The cave got an upgrade.

00:07:14.700 Glad to see everyone here.

00:07:15.640 Pro Patrick, DTS.

00:07:16.740 Love you all.

00:07:17.260 Thanks brother.

00:07:17.840 Thanks man.

00:07:18.420 I appreciate that.

00:07:19.060 Rumble PBC says, hi rage.

00:07:20.240 Told my friends to concentrate on the crimes of blackface Hitler, not get distracted by

00:07:24.000 the MSMs of war porn.

00:07:25.180 Your thoughts on the upcoming DC convoy will have an impact on Canadian politics.

00:07:28.220 Probably not.

00:07:29.540 Um, hopefully has an impact on American politics, which would then have an impact on Canadian

00:07:33.100 politics, but, uh, we'll see what happens.

00:07:34.620 Um, uh, how big is that DC trucker convoy?

00:07:39.400 You know, it's, it's a convoy part two.

00:07:40.920 It's the second wave hashtag second, second wave full draws here to everybody.

00:07:45.100 And he's got a new show.

00:07:46.580 Um, you know, it's on telegram.

00:07:48.900 It's, it's cannoli versus pierogi versus cannoli versus pierogi versus something like

00:07:55.200 that.

00:07:55.500 Cannoli versus pierogi.

00:07:56.500 Anyway, he and Greg Arcade argue about a cookie.

00:07:59.700 It was actually fascinating.

00:08:00.460 I was listening to it, uh, kind of stone the other night.

00:08:02.640 They were talking about what they had in their pantry and I'm like, I don't know what most

00:08:05.360 of this stuff is.

00:08:06.000 This is fascinating to me.

00:08:07.380 Normally we talk about other different stuff and I'm like, men know how to cook stuff.

00:08:10.580 What is weird?

00:08:11.140 When, when, when did this happen?

00:08:12.340 I have no idea.

00:08:13.640 I have no idea.

00:08:14.260 That's why they were married.

00:08:15.040 Okay.

00:08:15.340 Cause they can cook things.

00:08:16.120 It's important.

00:08:16.740 It's a skill to have that I do not possess.

00:08:19.260 Currently I'm planning to steal the brain of someone that does, and I will just simply

00:08:22.700 download it.

00:08:23.280 I'll eat their heart and gain their knowledge.

00:08:24.860 That's, I want orcs.

00:08:26.280 I trust the science.

00:08:27.160 I trust the ancient Aztec science.

00:08:28.840 He says, Oh, Hey, Gabagool.

00:08:30.600 I love the cave.

00:08:31.300 Wait to see the bigot mobile.

00:08:33.080 The bigot mobile is my truck.

00:08:34.520 You've seen my truck.

00:08:35.840 It's good.

00:08:36.420 It's, it's covered in salt.

00:08:37.800 It's got a hole in the tonneau cover and someone stabbed in it in the city.

00:08:41.680 It's got an, it's still got an egg.

00:08:43.300 Well, I think the egg washed off.

00:08:44.460 There was an egg on the side of the window, but for all, for, you know, could have been

00:08:48.860 worse.

00:08:49.200 It could have been the windows smashed out and full of snow and everything stolen and

00:08:51.820 so on.

00:08:52.180 So I made it up pretty well.

00:08:53.880 Uh, hail Billy's wife says, happy.

00:08:55.500 You're another day older to my hubby.

00:08:58.240 Love your cell room.

00:08:59.520 Go West, son, move West more than welcome.

00:09:02.080 Much love.

00:09:02.460 My friend, pierogies are the best.

00:09:04.080 The battle begins.

00:09:05.820 Pierogies, cannolis, pierogies are up one.

00:09:07.780 Cannoli.

00:09:08.840 Hey, Oh, you hear what they're saying about your cannolis here?

00:09:10.960 Vinnie, Donnie.

00:09:11.480 They're not going to be happy about this.

00:09:12.540 We don't mother his about this.

00:09:13.600 You know what my mom's going to say?

00:09:14.520 Mom's going to, she's going to blow a fucking top.

00:09:16.140 All right.

00:09:16.340 She's going to lose her goddamn mind.

00:09:17.740 We can't be, these guys are going to be talking about pierogies around, you know, come

00:09:20.860 on, come on, come on.

00:09:22.340 You gotta, you gotta do something about this.

00:09:23.960 Karen Kanzner says, speaking of strippers, does Pat King remind you of a guy that drives

00:09:27.260 around strippers for cash?

00:09:30.360 He's a guy that's in jail for doing basically nothing.

00:09:33.160 So, I mean, I don't really want to make fun of him.

00:09:35.200 It sucks.

00:09:36.240 It's a, he's a political prisoner is what he is.

00:09:39.600 What's his crime exactly?

00:09:40.960 Mischief.

00:09:41.480 He mischief, $5,000 fine for mischief and you get denied bail and he's, he's being treated

00:09:46.080 like a goddamn serial killer.

00:09:48.040 Um, you know, as I've said, the, the, you can be a guy that goes out and runs over four

00:09:54.120 people only, he tried to get more, you know, other people jumped out of the way in his ideal

00:09:58.920 world.

00:09:59.220 It would have been 55 people, you know, bash the fash and so on when you're not busy, uh,

00:10:03.100 touching kids as he's been convicted of doing and being a left-wing Antifa.

00:10:06.840 What is it with Antifa and kid touching?

00:10:08.940 Is it, is it a prerequisite?

00:10:10.360 Is it something they've learned?

00:10:11.360 Is there a course that they take maybe how to be a pedophile, how to groom children, you

00:10:15.100 know, how to not freak them out right away, how to create a, uh, uh, jerk, that joke started

00:10:21.420 to get a little dark.

00:10:22.640 Um, but, but they are, there are, there is a lot of, a lot of, um, uh, let's just, uh,

00:10:29.300 yeah, I just, just clear that right out of your mind.

00:10:36.460 That just, that just never happened.

00:10:37.740 All right.

00:10:38.360 Uh, but yeah, Pat King is in jail and, uh, he's, uh, fortunately, I don't know if he'll

00:10:43.060 ever get out and Tamera Litch is in jail and, and did Chris Barber ever get out of jail?

00:10:47.100 I don't know.

00:10:47.660 But, uh, you know, who's not in jail?

00:10:49.000 BJ, not in jail.

00:10:50.140 He's not in jail.

00:10:50.700 He's not even mentioned by CBC.

00:10:51.900 Not once, not now, not ever.

00:10:53.400 Isn't that weird?

00:10:54.080 Despite doing all of the airtime and all of the public face and all of the Crowder interviews

00:10:58.460 and all of the Tucker Carlson interviews, Tucker Carlson's the biggest show in the United

00:11:01.080 States, by the way, uh, behind Joe Rogan.

00:11:03.560 He's on there multiple times.

00:11:04.560 He wasn't even mentioned by the fifth estate, maybe in Jillian's advanced old age.

00:11:09.040 That's what it is.

00:11:09.960 That's what it is.

00:11:10.480 Her dementia, because she's so old and, and, you know, uh, it's not, I mean, I don't

00:11:14.720 want to make fun of her for having Alzheimer's and advanced dementia or whatever it is.

00:11:17.680 I mean, she's clearly, she believes that she's still 39 years old because she's still using

00:11:21.940 that as a profile picture, even though she's significantly older than that now.

00:11:24.820 It doesn't look anything like that now.

00:11:26.620 Um, maybe she just forgot.

00:11:28.720 Maybe she just forgot that Pat, that, that BJ Dichter did all the talking and all the media

00:11:33.780 releases and all the press interviews and, and, and so on and so forth and claimed to be

00:11:37.940 a trucker and, and, and openly admitted to organizing the whole thing.

00:11:41.600 And, and yet, uh, no one mentions his name.

00:11:45.680 Isn't that strange?

00:11:47.120 Anybody else excited by that?

00:11:48.300 I find it kind of strange.

00:11:50.380 Oh, well, oh, well.

00:11:51.760 Godzilla Unchained says the .gov shut down the RT Telegram channel in Europe and last night

00:11:55.860 in USA.

00:11:56.120 That's right.

00:11:56.700 They did.

00:11:57.320 There's audio replacement channels saying, see invite link in this post also can be found

00:12:00.720 via RT.com.

00:12:02.260 They're going to, they're going to lock them out of everything.

00:12:04.740 Um, there's all kinds of stupid nonsense going on.

00:12:07.380 Um, but before, I mean, I'm thirsty.

00:12:10.320 You know what I mean?

00:12:11.340 You guys thirsty?

00:12:12.040 I'm feeling thirsty, but for four, just for a minute, I'm going to go to, how's everybody

00:12:15.200 doing on, on rumble?

00:12:16.060 Look at them all, look at them all over there rumbling around, rumbling each other.

00:12:19.740 Everybody's rumbling, need each other's rumbles and stuff.

00:12:21.880 YouTube.

00:12:22.240 I don't even know what's happening over there.

00:12:23.660 I don't even know who any of you people are.

00:12:25.500 Who is this?

00:12:26.100 What's going on?

00:12:26.620 What about Dagny Pollack?

00:12:27.680 That's a great question.

00:12:28.560 The, uh, campaign manager for mental Marco Mendocino, who's he's, he's again, I don't

00:12:34.340 like to make fun of him.

00:12:35.120 He's mentally ill.

00:12:35.960 I don't think we should have mentally ill people running the country, but I mean, the

00:12:38.560 guy is afraid of a meme country that doesn't exist.

00:12:43.060 Marco, listen to CSIS.

00:12:45.020 Okay.

00:12:45.660 Listen to your, listen to your, the people you pay and, and spend a very, a lot of money

00:12:50.400 funding to tell you what's going on.

00:12:52.800 Don't, don't listen to, um, you know, one shirt, Kurt.

00:12:55.600 All right.

00:12:56.220 He's got, he's got a shirt.

00:12:57.320 He thinks he looks great in it and that's all he wants to wear.

00:13:00.100 You know, like the 17 year old kid that finds one shirt that thinks it looks really good

00:13:03.500 on him and he just wears it way too much and day after day.

00:13:06.000 And, and, you know, um, you know, not everybody grows up all at the same time, but, uh, you

00:13:10.800 know, uh, don't listen to one shirt, Kurt and, you know, dark arts, Evan, you know, the

00:13:15.080 dating men, I understand is probably a difficult scene, but, uh, you know, ecstasy, drugging

00:13:21.460 them on ecstasy is just not, not, not necessary, Evan.

00:13:23.820 Um, and then as for the rest, you know, ceases, they know, man, everybody knows there's a

00:13:29.260 reason they won't tell you what, uh, what's the evidence show us the intelligence report.

00:13:32.740 Oh, we can't.

00:13:33.380 It's too scary.

00:13:34.320 It's far too perilous.

00:13:35.920 You're all in a great deal of peril.

00:13:37.920 Oh, how much peril can we be?

00:13:40.060 No, it's too much peril.

00:13:41.120 It's far too much peril.

00:13:42.340 It's too perilous to show you what the peril is.

00:13:46.900 You know, as it's always been just like when we invaded, uh, Iraq and, uh, all those other

00:13:53.220 countries that we obliterated into the stone age and killed millions of people and sanctioned

00:13:56.760 them into oblivion and just untold horrors and set, you know, a large portion of the world

00:14:00.860 back, you know, a hundred years, uh, because they have the evidence.

00:14:04.520 We just can't show it to you because it's too scary.

00:14:06.840 Just trust us.

00:14:07.780 Don't worry.

00:14:08.340 When we go there, we'll find those weapons of mass destruction.

00:14:10.860 Meanwhile, it was never dealt with.

00:14:12.140 It was never addressed and never fixed.

00:14:14.320 And millions of people died.

00:14:15.960 I don't know why no one trusts them.

00:14:17.840 I just don't, I can't figure it out.

00:14:19.760 I don't understand why.

00:14:21.880 I Sir Toast.

00:14:24.320 What?

00:14:25.460 What name is this?

00:14:27.240 I Sir Toast the Second?

00:14:29.400 Yes Sir Toast the Second.

00:14:31.300 I think.

00:14:31.660 U.S. convoy is, uh, wariness.

00:14:34.720 70 miles long with six more convoys going to meet them.

00:14:37.440 And he says, I, I meant estimated, not wariness.

00:14:40.440 The auto tech's got you, didn't it?

00:14:42.600 I understand.

00:14:43.460 It happens.

00:14:44.380 It's one of those things.

00:14:45.020 I'm very thirsty.

00:14:46.420 You're very, um, anticipating me.

00:14:48.900 Like, oh, come on, get drunk and be, and make a fool of yourself.

00:14:51.280 Well, sure.

00:14:52.120 That's exactly what I'm going to, that's exactly what I'm going to do, Randy.

00:14:55.800 I'm going to do exactly what they want me to do.

00:14:57.700 What?

00:14:58.620 Because that's what they call the fucking shit switcheroo, Randers.

00:15:06.020 Mr. Lee, are you making that up?

00:15:07.820 I've never made up a thing in my goddamn life, Randy.

00:15:10.240 Welcome back to the Sanitarium.

00:15:24.260 Thanks, guys.

00:15:24.620 I appreciate it so much.

00:15:25.500 I'm going to drink this real fast.

00:15:26.860 I'm going to get an ice cream headache or a, you know, whatever it is that it's called.

00:15:30.020 And some brain cells will die.

00:15:31.380 But, um, it's necessary to continue in clown world.

00:15:33.920 You know what I mean?

00:15:34.280 It's what you got to do.

00:15:35.380 You do what you got to do.

00:15:36.320 Or you go crazy, you end up living in a cave, showering with icicles.

00:15:52.520 Oh, my God, there's gold.

00:15:53.580 I hear it's doing okay.

00:16:10.660 The shit hawks are coming, Rick.

00:16:24.320 But not from Canada, because we can't afford it.

00:16:29.660 We're a...

00:16:30.660 Be scared of Trudeau, Putin.

00:16:38.660 We're going to write a letter telling you how angry we are with you.

00:16:42.600 We may even use foul language.

00:16:46.440 Putin is not ready for the kind of heat.

00:16:49.000 The kind of heat that's coming up for Christopher.

00:16:50.860 We're a CRJ.

00:16:56.860 Take over.

00:16:57.340 I can't.

00:17:02.620 Dr. Fielker's not enough for this.

00:17:04.460 You're going to go away.

00:17:05.380 You're going to go away now, Mr. Fielker.

00:17:06.600 I can't.

00:17:12.860 Why did...

00:17:13.580 Why?

00:17:14.120 I did it to myself.

00:17:16.780 It's my own fault.

00:17:18.560 I'm glad I got my spatula opener.

00:17:21.000 It's totally...

00:17:21.620 It's the most necessary thing I've ever had.

00:17:23.840 Yeah, it is disgusting.

00:17:24.800 Anyway, let's continue.

00:17:27.580 Hellbilly says, I am the Liquor Ranger.

00:17:29.580 It's my birthday.

00:17:30.380 It's your birthday?

00:17:32.600 Happy birthday, Mr. Hellbilly.

00:17:39.260 Happy birthday.

00:17:41.560 Would you do me?

00:17:42.720 I do me.

00:17:43.820 I fucked me so hard.

00:17:45.240 Oh, I got a video for you.

00:17:47.940 It's not your birthday, but this one's for you, Mr. Hellbilly Deluxe.

00:17:52.140 It's been a ride.

00:17:53.140 Thank you very much, sir.

00:17:54.260 Would you fight tyrannical government with me?

00:17:56.880 Would you fight tyrannical government with me?

00:18:02.700 Because I'd fight tyrannical government with me.

00:18:05.100 I love that Goodbye Horses is making a rebellious comeback

00:18:15.960 as a perverse, some kind of sexual war fantasy.

00:18:23.320 Why wouldn't it?

00:18:24.840 I don't know.

00:18:26.860 Happy birthday.

00:18:27.780 I don't know.

00:18:28.160 Is that good?

00:18:28.800 Is your birthday better or worse now?

00:18:30.320 I'm afraid to ask the question, so I'm just going to go on.

00:18:33.080 So this is how you beat Russia, guys.

00:18:36.580 A lot of people have tried in the past, and in fact,

00:18:38.620 no one has ever succeeded.

00:18:40.200 Apparently, they're unbeatable.

00:18:41.920 They are the world champion at war.

00:18:43.400 They've never lost that I can recall since Napoleon.

00:18:47.560 No one has ever fought those fuckers and won.

00:18:50.740 So something to think about.

00:18:53.200 But they've never had the kind of weapons that we have today.

00:18:57.280 You know what we have today?

00:18:58.000 We have banned the International Cat Federation

00:19:04.060 has banned the Russian cats from all competitions.

00:19:08.180 Russian cats are no longer welcome

00:19:10.300 in our prestigious feline champion games of property.

00:19:17.400 What are they competing at?

00:19:20.880 Who can ignore you the best?

00:19:22.600 Who can shit on the floor the most and not give a shit?

00:19:25.680 Not care.

00:19:27.440 Who can claw your eyes while you're sleeping?

00:19:30.240 Cats are evil.

00:19:31.880 And, you know, an international cat...

00:19:34.040 I can't believe this is a real article.

00:19:36.060 An international cat and International Cat Federation

00:19:39.220 implying there's more than one.

00:19:42.460 Is it run by cats?

00:19:44.020 Is this the president of the Cat Federation?

00:19:45.960 Who is this?

00:19:47.260 And why did they choose this?

00:19:49.080 I don't know.

00:19:50.420 Anyway, it's banned all Russian-owned

00:19:52.100 and bred cats.

00:19:53.220 And bred cats!

00:19:56.400 So if you have a cat...

00:19:57.660 And it's been from...

00:19:59.080 Sorry, Mr. Johnson.

00:20:00.160 Your cat is just not permitted.

00:20:02.840 We can't allow the disgusting,

00:20:06.000 abhorrent,

00:20:07.620 vile existence of your...

00:20:10.460 That'll show them.

00:20:13.580 This is...

00:20:14.000 Dude, the Russians are...

00:20:14.920 They're finished.

00:20:16.200 They're...

00:20:16.520 How are they going to survive

00:20:17.880 if they can't send their cats to cat competitions?

00:20:19.800 The Federation International Feline...

00:20:23.780 Oh, it's French.

00:20:24.480 Of course it is.

00:20:26.640 Mmm, Ricky Booby!

00:20:30.200 I have come here to America to defeat you.

00:20:33.780 Cannot just witness these atrocities and do nothing.

00:20:37.700 This isn't real.

00:20:39.060 Please don't be real.

00:20:40.280 I'm going to hurt myself.

00:20:41.900 Daniel...

00:20:42.700 Oh, it's real.

00:20:43.880 The Federation International Feline,

00:20:46.440 one of the nine members of the World Cat Congress,

00:20:49.040 has banned all Russian-owned cats from their cat registry.

00:20:51.800 Oh, no!

00:20:57.780 No!

00:20:59.260 No, Earth!

00:21:00.940 No!

00:21:01.880 Please stop!

00:21:03.100 This is insane!

00:21:06.060 Oh!

00:21:08.080 The story attracted condemnation from China...

00:21:11.040 Chinese users of Weibo...

00:21:12.580 I don't know what that is.

00:21:13.300 ...with one asserting that animals should not have nationalities.

00:21:16.540 Did you...

00:21:17.020 Did you...

00:21:17.420 Really?

00:21:18.160 Really?

00:21:18.980 As any rational person will surely understand,

00:21:21.160 this is virtually guaranteed to send battle tanks scurrying back to Moscow.

00:21:25.140 Myself, I don't know what I would do.

00:21:27.220 You know, when we were in the battlefield in Afghanistan,

00:21:29.940 if they had said that we will no longer...

00:21:31.780 If the Taliban said we will no longer support Timbits in this country,

00:21:35.520 I would have thrown my weapons up immediately and surrendered immediately.

00:21:37.900 I would have dropped my pants and expected to be raped,

00:21:40.640 and I wouldn't even have resisted.

00:21:41.560 I would not even have fought them.

00:21:42.960 I couldn't live in a world where something like that could take place.

00:21:46.020 It's a cruel...

00:21:47.780 It's a cruel...

00:21:48.320 This is basically a war crime.

00:21:52.940 Putin is so screwed.

00:21:53.860 If that wasn't bad enough.

00:21:54.940 You think that's bad?

00:21:56.160 We're not just banning your cats.

00:21:57.280 We're going to ban you from video game sports ball, too.

00:21:59.960 EA Sports.

00:22:01.100 It's in the bullshit.

00:22:02.420 Bans Russian teams from video games.

00:22:06.780 This is how...

00:22:08.140 The Russians have spent decades playing...

00:22:13.800 You know, there's an old saying, you know, when NASA went to space,

00:22:17.020 they spent millions of dollars developing a pen that could write in space.

00:22:21.940 The Russians brought a pencil.

00:22:23.380 You see what I'm going with this?

00:22:27.140 Now, they've been working on ways to...

00:22:28.880 You know, they're technologically outpowered in some ways and financially outpowered in a lot of ways and so on and so forth.

00:22:35.360 Outnumbered.

00:22:36.060 However, they find ways around it.

00:22:37.440 They're very crafty.

00:22:38.140 They're smart and they're clever and so on.

00:22:41.220 And we're banning them from video games.

00:22:43.100 And I mean, this is like a man...

00:22:46.040 This is like Mike Tyson fighting a seven-year-old.

00:22:48.920 And he's like...

00:22:49.620 Like, he thinks, like, the home alone...

00:22:51.660 I'll go, I'm going to put thumbtacks on my stairs.

00:22:56.220 I'm going to...

00:22:57.100 I'm going to have a zipline to my tree house and I'm going to...

00:23:00.040 I'm going to find you.

00:23:01.080 I'm going to...

00:23:01.500 For wherever you are, I'm going to hold you down.

00:23:02.720 I'm going to punch your head in until it's just a soup.

00:23:04.560 Until it's just a misty little soup.

00:23:05.800 There's nothing left of you.

00:23:07.820 It's insane.

00:23:08.440 EA Sports bans Russian teams from video games, surely.

00:23:11.020 Absolutely.

00:23:13.020 Oh, and it's all in black background and white text.

00:23:15.740 So, you know, it's fucking serious now.

00:23:18.440 In solidarity with Ukrainian people.

00:23:20.460 That definitely helps Ukrainian people.

00:23:22.320 This saves the lives of countless Ukrainians by taking the Russians out of NHL 22.

00:23:27.920 That for sure is going to deal a severe blow to that entire system.

00:23:33.480 Oh, my God.

00:23:34.580 How long was it since I had that beer?

00:23:35.880 I need another one already.

00:23:38.220 Um, that's, um...

00:23:40.240 Anyway, this is what we're doing.

00:23:41.300 This is how we're fighting and defeating the Russians.

00:23:43.900 We're going to do it with cat bands on cat conventions.

00:23:48.340 And at those cat conventions, you can't even...

00:23:50.320 You can't even play as Team Russia in the...

00:23:52.280 You know, so...

00:23:52.880 Fucking take that, Putin.

00:23:54.960 Lavrov.

00:23:55.660 Let's see a...

00:23:56.240 Let's see a Russian Cossack dance your way out of that kind of diplomatic headlock buster.

00:24:02.660 Russia will launch nuclear weapons.

00:24:07.640 Oh, yeah?

00:24:08.440 Well, we'll ban your vodka.

00:24:11.480 This...

00:24:12.120 What?

00:24:12.580 This is not...

00:24:13.300 Do you hear what I've said?

00:24:14.420 We have submarines.

00:24:17.420 Tukolev missile will erase entire cities.

00:24:20.300 All landscape, farms, everything.

00:24:22.140 Destroyed.

00:24:22.800 We will ban your cats from our competitions.

00:24:27.080 Are...

00:24:27.520 Are they...

00:24:28.360 Just a moment.

00:24:31.460 I think they are insane.

00:24:34.220 I think they are mentally insane.

00:24:35.920 I don't...

00:24:36.100 I don't know what you want to...

00:24:36.880 I tell them...

00:24:37.460 But the missiles...

00:24:38.220 Nah.

00:24:38.860 I told them about the missiles.

00:24:39.700 They burned the cat.

00:24:41.660 They burned the cat.

00:24:43.080 Yes, they burned the cat.

00:24:44.120 They said no cats.

00:24:47.360 It wasn't...

00:24:48.200 Yeah.

00:24:50.300 Russia will leave the negotiations until a further time.

00:24:55.240 Until we...

00:24:55.980 Let's...

00:24:56.320 Sergei, get a briefcase.

00:24:58.180 This is crazy.

00:25:00.020 Yeah, that's right.

00:25:00.780 Run away.

00:25:01.280 Hey, Russia.

00:25:02.520 Uh-huh.

00:25:03.000 Yes.

00:25:03.780 Svedanya.

00:25:04.600 Oh, goodbye.

00:25:06.400 What the fuck are you doing?

00:25:08.740 Chicka-bliot!

00:25:10.100 Oh, my God.

00:25:12.720 Like, you understand this is a war, right?

00:25:15.380 And you're, like, banning cats from cat competitions.

00:25:17.960 I wish that's...

00:25:22.500 That's...

00:25:22.880 I wish that was the worst.

00:25:24.320 I wish it was.

00:25:25.700 But it's not.

00:25:26.960 Pilot Mike says, cheers.

00:25:28.240 Bigot's gas just hit $2 a liter in BC.

00:25:30.400 Yes!

00:25:31.520 Yes!

00:25:31.640 Yes!

00:25:31.840 Yes!

00:25:32.720 Yes!

00:25:32.780 That rules.

00:25:34.160 You know why?

00:25:34.780 That means carbon is going down.

00:25:37.080 We have got carbon coming down.

00:25:39.420 We are saving.

00:25:40.340 We are going to have so much more ice.

00:25:42.820 And polar bears and Greta Thunberg is going to grow huge tits now.

00:25:46.600 And everything's going to be fucking awesome.

00:25:48.820 And the environment, everything's going to be so green now.

00:25:52.160 So green.

00:25:53.100 The inside of your kitchen is going to be green.

00:25:55.880 There's going to be tropical plants growing out of your washing machine.

00:25:59.200 And they're going to have succulent, wonderful, free fruits to eat that will have every nutrient

00:26:04.660 you need to live.

00:26:05.600 And they'll be...

00:26:06.480 You won't even need to eat anything else.

00:26:07.920 You just eat your washing machine food that...

00:26:10.120 Because carbon...

00:26:11.520 Oh, I can't...

00:26:12.500 Everything is going so amazing right now.

00:26:14.620 I can barely contain myself.

00:26:16.080 And that's why...

00:26:16.700 You guys wonder, why am I wearing these pants?

00:26:18.140 Because I keep ruining my pants.

00:26:19.900 Because so much awesome shit keeps happening.

00:26:22.200 Every day, all day.

00:26:23.100 I can't handle it.

00:26:24.140 It never stops.

00:26:24.760 Hellbilly talks.

00:26:26.140 Comrade Kitenovsky is very upset.

00:26:28.340 He is Kitenovsky.

00:26:29.520 Very happy.

00:26:31.040 Dr. Honk.

00:26:31.960 Nice to honk you.

00:26:33.140 Thoughts and prayers for the banned kitties and digital Russian teams.

00:26:35.900 Thoughts and prayers.

00:26:36.780 Thoughts and prayers.

00:26:38.680 Kieran Kanzner says,

00:26:39.820 I barged into a liquor store and demanded they hand over the pre-mixed Moscow mules for

00:26:43.700 proper disposal.

00:26:44.660 Cheers.

00:26:45.280 That was a heroic and patriotic thing to do, sir.

00:26:47.320 I hope you dispose of them.

00:26:48.200 Down your neck as quickly as possible.

00:26:51.040 Lone Stunt Sex.

00:26:52.900 I was going in Texas.

00:26:53.880 Never forget the war propaganda about WMDs in Iraq to get us in those wars.

00:26:59.020 Saddam Hussein never enlisted children or assault mercenaries.

00:27:01.600 Zelensky did in Ukraine, though.

00:27:03.100 Oh.

00:27:03.280 Oh, yes, sir.

00:27:04.820 He did.

00:27:05.640 Yes, he very much did.

00:27:06.960 He's an evil son of a bitch.

00:27:08.280 $3.85 a gallon in Connecticut.

00:27:10.420 Dear Lord.

00:27:11.640 My God.

00:27:12.500 My God.

00:27:13.420 What kind of hell are we living in?

00:27:15.800 It's so insane.

00:27:17.540 The government's here.

00:27:18.680 And I don't know why.

00:27:20.100 I don't know why.

00:27:21.800 He doesn't talk like this.

00:27:23.080 I don't know why I associate him with Arnold Schwarzenegger.

00:27:25.400 But for some reason I do here.

00:27:26.620 And every time his name comes up, I have to do it.

00:27:28.700 We are now on the Starship Enterprise.

00:27:30.780 Except there are two Commander Rikers.

00:27:32.560 And when you point out there are two Rikers, that there are two Rikers.

00:27:36.180 They just look at you.

00:27:37.620 Why is there two Rikers?

00:27:38.760 There's only supposed to be one.

00:27:40.440 That's Picard.

00:27:41.560 Yeah, it's insane.

00:27:42.840 That's basically where we live.

00:27:43.980 It's a nightmare.

00:27:45.160 Clown planet.

00:27:46.240 Cats are banned.

00:27:47.700 Liquor stores are.

00:27:50.960 It's so insane.

00:27:51.920 Do you want to see somebody else even more ridiculous?

00:27:53.800 Oh, hey.

00:27:54.320 Did you know Trudeau did something embarrassing today?

00:27:56.440 No way.

00:27:57.380 I know what you're thinking.

00:27:59.020 No.

00:28:00.180 No.

00:28:00.620 You're sitting there in your greened out carbon free house.

00:28:04.520 Eating your succulent super fruit out of your washing machine.

00:28:07.500 Thinking there's no way that something like that happened.

00:28:10.380 Sure did.

00:28:11.540 Trudeau says Canada and NATO need to avoid all-out war with Russia.

00:28:15.500 Well, that's a department.

00:28:16.560 You said we need to stand up against Russia.

00:28:19.860 And now they called your bluff.

00:28:21.720 And they don't care about your cat bannings and liquor store pulling of vodka and so on.

00:28:26.740 Trust me.

00:28:27.260 Russia drinks enough of its own vodka.

00:28:28.880 It's not going to be hurt in the sales department anytime soon.

00:28:31.780 The Prime Minister departs for Europe on Sunday.

00:28:34.520 Oh, please, God.

00:28:36.660 Let nuclear war take that, man.

00:28:38.860 As Ukraine's security situation deteriorates.

00:28:41.100 Ukraine lost that war a week ago.

00:28:44.320 A week ago.

00:28:45.380 Their cities are encircled.

00:28:46.680 Their army is destroyed.

00:28:48.340 Their air force is obliterated already.

00:28:50.560 The Navy doesn't exist.

00:28:52.080 The Russians are literally just like, come on.

00:28:54.320 Please don't make us do this.

00:28:55.480 Please don't make us.

00:28:56.420 Come on.

00:28:57.400 Don't.

00:28:57.900 And they're like, we're going to hide in cities among women and children.

00:29:00.620 All right.

00:29:02.760 Shell the positions in the cities, then.

00:29:04.740 You killed civilians while you're hiding amongst them, you son of a bitch.

00:29:08.340 That tends to be what happens.

00:29:09.680 The Ukrainians and NATO forces are adopting the Taliban tactics of hiding amongst high residential,

00:29:14.980 high populated areas.

00:29:16.180 And then claiming the Russians are just indiscriminately bombing apartment complexes.

00:29:19.820 Filled with anti-tank missile launchers and anti-aircraft weapons and so on and so forth.

00:29:25.600 I wonder how that happened.

00:29:26.860 Anyway, moving on.

00:29:29.180 Prime Minister Justin Trudeau said Friday his government does not want to see an escalation

00:29:34.280 of the war that would pull NATO forces into direct conflict.

00:29:37.760 Because you would lose, sir.

00:29:40.040 You would lose so fucking badly.

00:29:43.160 He called your bluff.

00:29:44.360 Take a knee.

00:29:45.100 Take the L.

00:29:45.840 Say, I'm sorry for getting in your way, sir.

00:29:47.880 This won't happen again.

00:29:48.900 Turn around and walk the fuck back out the way you came.

00:29:51.580 That is the only grown-up adult thing to do.

00:29:54.080 Or unless you would rather sacrifice more of people's children to die needlessly.

00:29:57.760 I mean, we're really good at that here in the Western world.

00:30:00.240 We're real good at getting into other people's business and sending other people's children

00:30:03.620 to die.

00:30:04.240 And the people that send them are real good at making lots of money on that.

00:30:08.420 So, you know, I expect more of the same.

00:30:11.960 Oh, Defense Minister Anita.

00:30:13.960 Anita Anand.

00:30:15.420 Anita Anand.

00:30:16.260 She's a war.

00:30:17.000 I mean, just a brilliant diamond of a tactical mind.

00:30:21.940 That's why she's Defense Minister.

00:30:23.480 And not just some, you know, fat, bloated, diversity hire bureaucrat that has no fucking

00:30:27.560 idea what she's doing or talking about at all.

00:30:29.620 Anita Anand has sent rocket launchers and grenades and rifles and carbines and pistols

00:30:33.940 and body armor and 1.5 million rounds of ammunition to Ukraine's military.

00:30:37.280 Took it from ours, which didn't have enough shit as it is.

00:30:39.640 Sent it to Ukraine, which will be promptly captured and destroyed by the Russians.

00:30:42.600 And then our military will have nothing to use.

00:30:45.320 But it's fine because Anita Anand is a brilliant tactical mind that you could not possibly even

00:30:51.380 hope to comprehend.

00:30:52.260 Okay.

00:30:53.360 When you're the next time you're playing risk with your friends, just just dank baby Jesus

00:30:58.560 that Anita Anand is not there because she would have she would she's so good.

00:31:03.360 I saw her role, you know, she only needs one dice to win at risk.

00:31:08.500 All right.

00:31:08.740 That's how brilliant she is.

00:31:12.140 Oh, the thing that we have so far avoided and will continue to to need to avoid is a

00:31:17.000 situation in which NATO's forces are in direct conflict with Russian soldiers.

00:31:20.520 That would be an escalation level of escalation.

00:31:22.620 That is unfortunate.

00:31:23.560 Trudeau said.

00:31:24.140 Yeah, because they would they would destroy you because they've been training seriously

00:31:28.140 for decades and stockpiling and preparing themselves for actual war for decades.

00:31:31.960 And you've been doing high heels marches and diversity hiring and transgender story time.

00:31:36.120 And why don't why don't enough sergeants wear lipstick and we need the LGBT flag on all

00:31:40.480 of our bases and so on and so forth.

00:31:42.140 Can you I wonder how much of this Mitch mismatch has taken place?

00:31:44.820 Oh, and we're going to fire all of our unvaccinated soldiers as well.

00:31:47.180 And we're going to keep sticking them with, you know, with these things.

00:31:50.200 And you know what?

00:31:50.760 The Russians had their own special vaccine, didn't they?

00:31:52.460 They didn't use Pfizer or Moderna or AstraZeneca or any of that.

00:31:54.720 Did you know that?

00:31:55.260 You know, they have their own special one.

00:31:56.740 Do you think maybe it was saline?

00:31:58.000 Same with the Chinese, by the way, isn't that?

00:32:01.540 I mean, I'm sure.

00:32:03.640 Surely, surely you didn't just poison all of your own forces while they took a placebo.

00:32:12.440 That's a crazy conspiracy theory that only an idiot would entertain.

00:32:17.160 Only a moron.

00:32:18.300 Only a mentally ill.

00:32:19.700 Only Marco Mendocino would think of something like that.

00:32:23.800 There's no other explanation.

00:32:25.780 But this is the best part.

00:32:28.260 Zelensky, the president who says that Trudeau is who inspired him to get into politics, actually.

00:32:33.860 He inspires me to do a lot of things.

00:32:35.260 None of them positive.

00:32:37.460 Wanted to no fly zone.

00:32:38.800 And once basically is demanding that other people shoot down Russian aircraft because

00:32:42.100 all the Ukrainian Air Force would have to do it.

00:32:44.560 Oh, it was destroyed in hours.

00:32:46.240 Within two hours, it was annihilated.

00:32:47.900 And they're so desperate.

00:32:52.480 They're using propaganda literally from video.

00:32:54.220 The ghost of Kiev.

00:32:55.580 It's a fucking video game.

00:32:57.160 It's not real.

00:32:58.120 The Ukrainian Air Force is destroyed in hours, in the opening hours of the war.

00:33:01.860 Gone.

00:33:02.300 Obliterated.

00:33:03.220 They already have all their airfields marked.

00:33:04.740 They know where everything is and where every hangar is, every barracks, every aircraft.

00:33:12.040 Gone.

00:33:12.600 Gone.

00:33:13.180 Oh, bye.

00:33:14.100 The end.

00:33:14.380 Bye.

00:33:14.820 Bye.

00:33:15.020 Bye.

00:33:15.260 Bye.

00:33:15.320 It's gone.

00:33:15.820 I had no chance.

00:33:19.080 None.

00:33:19.520 Zero.

00:33:20.360 And they're like, well, other people shoot them down.

00:33:22.120 And you know what Trudeau says?

00:33:24.220 He says that Trudeau ruled out sending Canadian Armed Forces jets to Ukraine, saying military

00:33:28.580 personnel there wouldn't know how to properly use them.

00:33:31.420 He says the Ukrainian military has trained up on Soviet-style MiGs and fighter jets that Canada

00:33:41.060 simply does not have.

00:33:45.300 Justin, he wants you to use your jets.

00:33:49.020 He doesn't want you to send your pilots to...

00:33:51.480 Like, that's his cop-out?

00:33:53.620 Well, we don't know how to use your Russian jets.

00:33:55.520 Ukraine has assumed you would bring your own.

00:34:00.280 I mean, you were a NATO defense partner, right?

00:34:04.260 Weren't you, like, on the security camp?

00:34:05.620 Do you not have an...

00:34:06.620 Justin, do you not have an Air Force?

00:34:08.160 It turns out we don't, actually.

00:34:10.760 Many of our planes are falling out of the sky and disrepair.

00:34:13.280 The CF-18s are decades old and have been needing to replace a long time ago.

00:34:17.560 So, actually, we don't.

00:34:18.820 We don't have much of an Air Force anyway.

00:34:21.060 All right.

00:34:22.000 So, have fun, Zelensky.

00:34:25.760 You are absolutely going to be annihilated.

00:34:27.900 And they've got this photo, which is probably fake.

00:34:30.860 This is all the destroyed Russian vehicles.

00:34:33.740 I think the kill count is, like, five to one Russia to Ukraine.

00:34:38.500 It's insane.

00:34:39.580 Putin's irrationality.

00:34:40.700 Why don't you go listen to a speech from Putin and tell me if you think he's irrational?

00:34:43.780 Except they won't.

00:34:44.880 They'll play it on CBC and say,

00:34:46.000 Well, we don't really know what he's saying, but I assume it's evil.

00:34:48.520 Well, now, I don't speak Russian, but we know that Putin is a lying son of a bitch.

00:34:53.080 And we're going to ban everything.

00:34:55.540 We're going to ban all of the channels, all of the everything.

00:34:59.820 So, you're not even going to hear their side of it anymore.

00:35:01.820 Nothing.

00:35:02.340 Not a zero.

00:35:03.100 We're just going to delete it from the internet.

00:35:05.640 Isn't that cute?

00:35:06.860 Yeah, because it's just propaganda.

00:35:08.840 Unlike what you get here at the CNN.

00:35:11.460 The most trusted name in fake news.

00:35:14.160 The most trusted name in news.

00:35:15.660 RT news broadcasts in the UK have now been shut off by the EU, as they have been in many other places.

00:35:21.380 Comcast, DirecTV, they're just cutting it all.

00:35:24.300 Telegram has actually banned the RT channel.

00:35:27.680 And many, many more.

00:35:29.360 They're just going to pretend they don't exist.

00:35:31.320 That's the West's move.

00:35:33.900 That's their power move.

00:35:35.120 When they're getting spanked over the chair.

00:35:38.060 They're getting spanked, tied up, and somebody took their wife and is just going to town on them in the living room in front of them.

00:35:43.760 And their move is to pull the blanket over their eyes and pretend it's not happening.

00:35:48.280 That's what they're doing.

00:35:49.300 That is literally what they're doing.

00:35:51.080 That's the defense right now.

00:35:52.260 We're going to ban the cats.

00:35:53.720 We're going to ban the video games.

00:35:55.100 And we're going to pretend it's not happening.

00:35:56.540 And we're just going to turn the TV off.

00:35:57.940 And we're just not going to hear about it anymore.

00:35:59.520 How about that?

00:36:01.220 That's fine.

00:36:01.980 But Russia will still control Ukraine.

00:36:04.280 British culture secretary admits to concerted efforts and discussions to shut down Russian-owned networks immediately by circumventing broadcast regulator.

00:36:14.740 Of course.

00:36:15.920 You know, you just make up the rules as you go, right?

00:36:18.920 Just like Canada does.

00:36:20.400 If you don't like the rules, you just make up new ones.

00:36:22.840 It's very easy.

00:36:23.620 It's very easy to do.

00:36:24.560 Everyone does it.

00:36:25.280 It's wonderful.

00:36:27.280 Oh, man.

00:36:28.120 I've got to scroll down here.

00:36:29.400 Taylor Stanley.

00:36:30.500 How are you, man?

00:36:31.040 Thank you very much.

00:36:31.620 It says, China will save the Russian cat competitions.

00:36:34.240 They will grade the cats on both looks and flavor.

00:36:37.960 I like that.

00:36:39.160 I like that.

00:36:39.720 They will definitely eat the cats.

00:36:41.540 They'll do it.

00:36:42.400 Comrade Taco says, steamrolled every city and the media is making it look like they are winning and resisting.

00:36:47.640 And no one knows this.

00:36:48.320 It's hilarious.

00:36:49.320 It's not even, they're not even remotely.

00:36:51.220 And all these Reddit fools, all these idiot leftists, like, we're going to stand with Ukraine.

00:36:56.100 You're going to be dead within a day.

00:36:58.540 Do you really believe, do you think the Ukrainians are going to, like, fight beside you?

00:37:02.740 They're going to fight behind you.

00:37:04.500 You're cannon fodder.

00:37:05.800 They will use you as delaying operations so they can get the fuck to safety.

00:37:09.620 They're going to stick you in an absolutely hopeless position for the entire purpose of slowing the Russians down for five minutes.

00:37:16.900 That's what your life is worth, Reddit, neckbeard, fatty, all these people.

00:37:20.500 I'm going to, you're going to be a five-minute delaying operation before your body is turned to charcoal by Russian helicopters and artillery.

00:37:29.220 You're a moron.

00:37:30.360 I can't wait.

00:37:31.380 I hope they just dice them all.

00:37:33.660 It's so stupid, right?

00:37:35.840 I had friends of mine that spent their own money and risked their lives and had their friends killed, actually.

00:37:41.980 They smuggled themselves into Turkey on their own dime, brought, you know, their own equipment and money to buy equipment and weapons and ammunition, and then smuggled themselves from Turkey into Syria and Iraq in an effort to join the Peshmerga, you know, one Muslim group fighting another one, you know, the crazy one, ISIS, you may recall, the Islamic State.

00:38:00.500 You remember those guys?

00:38:01.680 Yeah.

00:38:02.000 And they did that.

00:38:02.760 And you know what happened when they got back?

00:38:03.760 They were investigated as terrorists and put on no-fly lists and still, to this day, are watched very closely and considered potentially war criminals and all this kind of thing.

00:38:12.060 Now, our government is encouraging people to go fight for a foreign country in the middle of nowhere in a place they don't understand and couldn't have found on a map and can't name a single person of cultural or political significance if they tried, if their gun was held to their head, and trust me, it's going to be very soon.

00:38:25.880 And it's all okay.

00:38:27.100 It's all okay because TV men say this good.

00:38:30.440 I support the current thing.

00:38:32.040 Where's ferryman when you need him?

00:38:33.220 You know, I love that.

00:38:34.080 That has gone around the world now.

00:38:36.060 I'm seeing that pop up in crazy places that don't even have nothing to do with me or us or anybody.

00:38:41.040 And people are getting the feeling, I support the current thing.

00:38:44.280 I stand with whatever the thing is now.

00:38:49.300 I bravely agree with how everyone is agreeing with the thing.

00:38:54.760 And I do, too.

00:38:55.940 I also am agreeing with the thing because of bravery.

00:38:59.840 When I, once I noticed that 10 million other people were agreeing with the thing, I knew that was my time to stand up and oppose by agreeing with all of the other people agreeing with the thing.

00:39:11.720 Because I'm a fucking hero.

00:39:14.560 Send me to Ukraine!

00:39:17.000 Where is it anyway?

00:39:18.100 Is that in, is that in Latin America or where, or where is it?

00:39:22.780 Is there a McDonald's there?

00:39:25.640 McDonald's is, uh...

00:39:27.720 Yeah, it's very, absolutely.

00:39:29.980 McDonald's, McNuggets, you bring it all.

00:39:31.720 You have, you get on plane.

00:39:32.860 Igor, why did you lie?

00:39:35.500 Because we need the bodies.

00:39:37.120 We need, we need the delaying operations so we can escape, Igor.

00:39:42.460 Listen.

00:39:43.680 These, these Antifa people, they will take longer to burn.

00:39:48.000 All of the chemicals and soy and the oils and, in, in, in poisons that is infused and the soy alone.

00:39:54.500 The Russians will take longer to burn their corpses and it will slow them as much as possible.

00:40:01.460 They do not burn quickly like strong, pure Eastern European men.

00:40:05.140 They, they burn slowly like chemical fire.

00:40:08.440 This way we can cover our escape under a dark cloud of soy smoke.

00:40:13.160 Igor, you are brilliant.

00:40:14.380 Da, I know.

00:40:16.420 This is why I am general.

00:40:20.460 Bye-bye!

00:40:21.460 Have fun on your plane!

00:40:22.700 Bye-bye!

00:40:23.040 It's just like Call of Duty, guys.

00:40:24.340 It is.

00:40:24.880 You're going to get killstreaks and you're going to get fucking cool charms for your guns.

00:40:28.180 You're going to have pink helmets.

00:40:29.220 It's going to be fucking awesome!

00:40:30.840 As you are, meh-ho!

00:40:32.680 You better hope they don't take you alive.

00:40:35.040 Ho-ho-ho-ho!

00:40:36.620 No mercy, no mercy.

00:40:38.560 Welcome to grown-up world.

00:40:40.000 You're going to get a fucking education today, son.

00:40:42.860 Oh, I wish, I can't wait.

00:40:45.380 I hope there's an internet and I hope there's not nuclear war.

00:40:48.100 And I hope, like, LiveLeak has this, you know,

00:40:50.780 I'll call it the last days of the Reddit neckbeards.

00:40:53.160 And you just see how they end.

00:40:54.740 The Russians will just be smacking them around,

00:40:56.300 hitting them with their dicks and stuff, doing all kinds of-

00:40:58.500 All of them will be like,

00:40:59.340 Mommy!

00:41:00.800 This is unfair!

00:41:01.900 Exit load!

00:41:02.580 Last save!

00:41:03.280 No, next!

00:41:08.240 Oh, excuse me, this is actually illegal and actually-

00:41:12.280 Next!

00:41:15.120 First wall.

00:41:16.240 Get in the hole.

00:41:18.940 Reducted.

00:41:19.520 They will definitely do things.

00:41:21.180 Did I just blow up my microphone?

00:41:22.740 I may have.

00:41:23.520 I may have testing, too.

00:41:24.660 Nope, nope.

00:41:25.500 I don't think I did.

00:41:26.100 That's good.

00:41:26.540 Because this is expensive.

00:41:28.080 That's expensive.

00:41:28.760 Lost Dog says,

00:41:31.260 Has Daglon been registered as a political party yet?

00:41:33.200 Tell me Ferryman is on this as an ultimate trolling opportunity.

00:41:35.980 Can we get Daglon teamed up with the WEF?

00:41:37.980 Infiltrate!

00:41:38.340 We could!

00:41:39.240 We might as well.

00:41:40.020 We could definitely get enough signatures.

00:41:41.180 I don't think you-

00:41:41.600 You only need 500, I think.

00:41:43.300 I think you need so many people in so many provinces

00:41:44.960 or something like that to get it.

00:41:49.240 Well, I'm just making sure I didn't blow this up.

00:41:50.780 I may have.

00:41:51.260 That was the sound of an entire battalion of soy people being set ablaze.

00:42:00.960 Dr. Honk says,

00:42:01.900 We need to kick Russia out of NATO.

00:42:03.700 Patricia Arquette.

00:42:05.220 Did she really say that?

00:42:06.280 I wouldn't be surprised.

00:42:08.220 Everyone who doesn't know anything has an opinion now.

00:42:11.600 Godzilla Unchained says,

00:42:12.580 Dan, the raging comrade,

00:42:14.060 had his car seized at a commie roadblock.

00:42:15.800 If anyone here has some extra carbon.

00:42:19.980 Credits.

00:42:20.420 There's a GoFundMe page to help bail it out.

00:42:22.580 See a link below.

00:42:23.800 If you're on entropy,

00:42:24.740 you can go over there and check it out.

00:42:25.740 GoFund.me

00:42:26.960 slash 6Charlie7Echo7

00:42:29.580 FoxtrotCharlieNiner

00:42:30.740 Dan the Raging Con-

00:42:32.380 Dan the Raging Con has a car seized at a commie roadblock.

00:42:34.460 That's insane.

00:42:37.680 Put it in the chat here.

00:42:38.980 I'll put it in here for you.

00:42:41.040 Dan?

00:42:41.560 How dare you?

00:42:42.220 Who stole your car?

00:42:44.040 The rule of Canadian Mounted Communists?

00:42:46.840 SquirtleNuts says,

00:42:47.460 So Russia is banned.

00:42:48.360 Gets banned from

00:42:48.980 Twatter, Facebook, Disney, etc.

00:42:51.300 And might be going back to the gold standard.

00:42:53.460 Are we winning yet?

00:42:54.320 Oh, they already are going back to the gold standard, I'm sure.

00:42:56.520 Again, as they've been proven,

00:42:57.560 Well, we're going to ban you from Swift,

00:42:59.980 and you're not going to have any money.

00:43:01.940 You're not going to have any money.

00:43:03.240 Yeah, we've been stockpiling gold for literally 15 goddamn years in an alliance with China and with India and Brazil and many other smaller countries.

00:43:14.720 We've been preparing for this exact scenario for way longer than any of you people have been in power.

00:43:20.980 But you're too fucking stupid and busy, obsessed with, you know, brony videos and people touching kids or whatever it is you're doing to know any of these things.

00:43:29.820 And you're making horrible.

00:43:30.500 And you don't listen to your intelligence agencies.

00:43:32.140 You listen to, you know, one shirt Kurt.

00:43:34.100 And that's why you're spiraling the toilet.

00:43:36.580 And you're going to be horribly, horribly, horribly destroyed.

00:43:40.820 And I'm going to smoke a huge cigar and drink scotch and watch it all burn.

00:43:44.560 And laugh at the whole thing.

00:43:46.400 And laugh at the whole thing.

00:43:47.120 Because it wasn't my, not my circus, not my monkeys, right?

00:43:49.800 What did I call this?

00:43:50.700 The carnival of carnage.

00:43:52.040 That's what this decade is going to be.

00:43:54.160 And, you know, it's not my problem.

00:43:57.660 I didn't support any of this.

00:43:58.800 I didn't want to, you know.

00:44:00.200 Well, no, I didn't vote for any of this.

00:44:02.800 You didn't ask me.

00:44:03.660 I had no opinion.

00:44:04.540 I don't have any say or stake in anything that goes on.

00:44:07.200 I wasn't asked.

00:44:08.140 I wasn't consulted.

00:44:09.280 You didn't vote on any of this.

00:44:11.280 Just like I don't consent to any of the COVID mandates or any of the shit that you did

00:44:14.960 that destroyed lives, destroyed businesses, destroyed, you know, human beings, the suicides,

00:44:19.100 the murder rates, the, you know, missed opportunities.

00:44:20.820 People are dying without their loved ones at their side.

00:44:22.680 They're not even given the dignity of a funeral, et cetera, et cetera.

00:44:24.840 Oh, and now I'm supposed to obey your orders and go fight a war on the other side of the

00:44:28.140 world against people that have nothing to do with me in a conflict nobody understands.

00:44:31.520 Because why?

00:44:32.300 Because reasons?

00:44:32.900 Because fuck you.

00:44:33.840 Here's why.

00:44:34.320 Here's why I'm going to go.

00:44:35.140 It's right here.

00:44:35.920 I got it real nice.

00:44:36.600 I got a target.

00:44:37.420 It was on sale.

00:44:38.060 It's real nice.

00:44:38.740 Fuck you.

00:44:39.140 I'm not doing it.

00:44:39.700 Why don't you make me do it?

00:44:40.860 Why don't you make me get on that fucking plane?

00:44:42.760 You couldn't do it.

00:44:44.360 You couldn't do it.

00:44:46.320 Send the 19 soldiers that we still have that are physically fit enough to go and they can

00:44:50.420 get fucking dusted in seconds as well.

00:44:52.420 Why not?

00:44:53.060 It's super worth it.

00:44:54.260 You know, Pierre Polly.

00:44:55.680 I stand with you, Pierre.

00:44:56.860 The Canadian forces recruits men into their fifties.

00:44:58.880 You can go join right now.

00:44:59.820 You're not too old.

00:45:00.360 You got at least a decade.

00:45:01.960 Go join the infantry.

00:45:02.700 I'm being officer, Pierre.

00:45:03.800 Put your money where your mouth is, little man.

00:45:05.240 Let's go.

00:45:06.340 You want people to go die in your war?

00:45:07.560 Why don't you go first?

00:45:08.420 Why don't you lead by example?

00:45:09.220 Why don't you go get it done?

00:45:11.460 Don't be stopping you.

00:45:12.400 Jagmeet, you're not too old either.

00:45:13.460 Justin, he's 50, 51.

00:45:15.600 He could still go.

00:45:16.280 I think he's still young enough.

00:45:18.380 Hey, those are our standards.

00:45:19.600 The Americans are like, what?

00:45:20.800 You could join the infantry in your fifties?

00:45:22.500 Yeah.

00:45:22.900 Yeah, I know.

00:45:23.440 Because Canada is a serious country.

00:45:24.940 It's dead serious.

00:45:25.800 That's why we have these rules.

00:45:27.820 Short and Long says, hey, I've been wrestling with deep personal issues on the lighter side.

00:45:32.480 Oh, I'm sorry to hear that, man.

00:45:33.700 On the lighter side, did we send pistols, Brownies, World War II to the Ukraine?

00:45:36.660 And did they actually want them?

00:45:37.820 No, no.

00:45:38.080 We kept those.

00:45:38.680 We probably sent them the new SIGs, 226s and 223s, whatever the hell the new ones are.

00:45:46.180 Beget wants a hammer.

00:45:47.040 You have one.

00:45:47.660 Do you not?

00:45:48.340 What is this?

00:45:49.560 How is this?

00:45:50.860 What?

00:45:51.100 Don't?

00:45:51.520 Listen.

00:45:51.920 No, don't ban you.

00:45:52.980 That's not what I wanted to do.

00:45:53.720 There.

00:45:54.780 There you go.

00:45:55.620 Jesus.

00:45:56.300 Jesus Christ.

00:45:56.960 What were you going to do?

00:45:57.760 Who are you banning now?

00:45:58.540 Don't be banning people.

00:46:00.540 She gets into the wine and just starts hitting people with the empty bottle.

00:46:03.820 For no reason at all.

00:46:05.780 For none.

00:46:06.440 For no reason.

00:46:11.600 I'm not going to get into it.

00:46:15.060 Zodiac says, since now it's acceptable to openly call for assassination of leaders,

00:46:19.260 is there a successful von Stauffenberg somewhere in Canada?

00:46:23.820 Careful now, fat postie.

00:46:25.400 Hellbilly Deluxe's Rage Stop with the Reddit people do their part.

00:46:29.620 They are doing their part.

00:46:30.540 They're going to be a part over here and a part over there and a part over there and parts

00:46:33.840 up there and parts in the sky and parts in the fields and in the streams and in the rivers

00:46:37.880 and on the parts of parts on the tank tracks and parts splattered on the windshields and

00:46:42.040 so on.

00:46:42.680 They're going to have parts everywhere.

00:46:43.680 They're going to do a great part.

00:46:44.740 Do their part.

00:46:45.500 Be a part.

00:46:46.780 Be a part and join Ukraine.

00:46:48.200 Be a part of the mess in Ukraine.

00:46:49.520 Anderson Paladin says, turns out the ghost of Kiev is real, but he's just a regular ghost.

00:46:53.760 You, sir, you have to urge yourself of, that's it.

00:47:02.100 Dad joke achieved.

00:47:04.280 Spatula beer open.

00:47:07.000 Spatula beer.

00:47:07.900 Things I thought I would never do, but I am doing.

00:47:10.480 Opening beers with spatulas.

00:47:12.160 Laughing about dead people.

00:47:14.320 Because I'm a terrible human being.

00:47:16.200 This beer is probably going to burn my head.

00:47:20.340 Thor.

00:47:21.860 Very cold.

00:47:24.680 Just like that.

00:47:25.500 I put my, put my mic down next to my computer and you can hear his fan blowing.

00:47:29.620 It's a soothing sound of a computer fan.

00:47:32.020 The laptop.

00:47:33.000 Karen Kanzer says, when playing Risk, you can save Ukraine attacks by yelling Cabbage

00:47:37.160 Roll before you throw the dice.

00:47:39.500 I didn't know that.

00:47:40.860 Dr. Hong says, I hope the antifemetics studied more than just dilation techniques.

00:47:44.780 I'm really good at post-traumatic stress training.

00:47:49.120 I'm really.

00:47:49.580 Yeah.

00:47:50.620 You good at tension pneumothorax?

00:47:54.040 What's that?

00:47:54.740 Don't worry.

00:47:55.180 You won't live long enough to find out.

00:47:57.480 Bigette says, I need to hammer.

00:47:58.400 Oh, we covered this.

00:47:59.340 We covered this.

00:48:00.160 She's all hammered up now.

00:48:01.460 Bigette is hammered as usual as she likes to be.

00:48:04.240 And everything's fine.

00:48:07.160 Steffi Sunshine.

00:48:08.120 Hi, how are you?

00:48:09.100 I'm on YouTube now.

00:48:09.960 What's going on there?

00:48:10.620 Eduardo says, it's good.

00:48:13.400 Why does it make me censor everything?

00:48:14.500 In Canada is a joke for the past six years.

00:48:16.060 Something has to be done soon.

00:48:18.080 Let it burn, man.

00:48:19.080 They want, they got what they want.

00:48:21.000 They get what they want.

00:48:21.940 They want to do what they want to do.

00:48:23.400 Let the, let the NPCs walk off a cliff.

00:48:26.340 It's what they want.

00:48:27.800 Right?

00:48:28.180 I believe in free will and free choice.

00:48:30.060 They want to destroy themselves.

00:48:31.220 Let them do it.

00:48:32.880 I am not an alcoholic.

00:48:34.200 Well, I am.

00:48:35.840 I am.

00:48:36.420 I certainly am.

00:48:37.500 That was already, that was only 48 minutes.

00:48:40.100 It's not bad.

00:48:40.660 That was a lot of yelling.

00:48:41.700 It's right.

00:48:41.960 Did I breathe at all?

00:48:42.680 Did anyone notice, where is the, Dr. Honk is here.

00:48:45.260 He's keeping, he's, he's my personal medic.

00:48:46.680 He's got to keep tabs on this.

00:48:48.240 A couple more things before we get, you know, no, no, no, not where I wanted to go yet.

00:48:53.960 I got to scroll through my, okay, this is a terrible person.

00:48:57.940 We know this.

00:48:58.820 We know this.

00:48:59.300 Um, I talked about that already.

00:49:03.980 See that for later.

00:49:05.640 And yeah, this is, you might as well.

00:49:08.140 There, this is how bad things are.

00:49:10.840 And I, I did an interview earlier today.

00:49:12.140 If you follow me on Telegram, I hope you do, because if you care, if you, if you enjoy

00:49:15.160 this, um, if you enjoy the nonsensical ramblings of an incoherent madman, please subscribe

00:49:19.540 to Telegram t.me slash Raging Disney for more updates, text posts, and, uh, you know, shenanigans.

00:49:25.620 You know, sometimes I post things at three in the morning that I shouldn't.

00:49:28.320 I do it anyway.

00:49:28.980 And I go, fuck it.

00:49:29.760 I don't even care.

00:49:31.020 And I post it.

00:49:31.800 And in the morning, I'm like, I shouldn't have posted that.

00:49:33.740 But it's too late.

00:49:34.840 It's out there.

00:49:35.420 And you just got to roll with it.

00:49:37.000 You know, you just got to roll with it.

00:49:38.260 Like when Jesus was like, I shouldn't have came back to this village and then he's dead.

00:49:41.820 But he's like, whatever.

00:49:43.000 I'm going with it.

00:49:45.980 You just got to, just got to roll with the punches sometimes.

00:49:49.120 Telegram is a, it was a pretty cool app, but I suspect it's almost on the way out now.

00:49:53.640 Um, it'll be taken down like everything else, especially with the censorship bills and everything

00:49:56.640 coming into Canada.

00:49:57.420 It'll be essentially wrong.

00:49:58.680 Think will be illegal.

00:49:59.600 The government will decide what is, it is not acceptable speech.

00:50:03.320 It's a very chilling thing.

00:50:04.560 It's very real.

00:50:05.180 It's in the house of commons right now.

00:50:06.620 So, and, um, once that's passed and goes to the Senate and goes to past and becomes law,

00:50:11.260 anybody like myself, I would recommend you, you very quickly arrange to find yourself in

00:50:15.800 a different country because you will be going to jail and, uh, they're going to want people

00:50:20.360 to hang, to make an example of you because that's how authoritarians go.

00:50:25.020 They don't want to debate you.

00:50:26.040 They don't want to talk to you.

00:50:26.740 They don't want to, you know, discuss ideas and have an open, free flowing forum of ideas,

00:50:31.280 you know, like universities used to be, or, you know, Greek philosophers and so on.

00:50:34.360 They just outlaw and make their political opposition illegal.

00:50:36.940 So no one can challenge their position or power ever.

00:50:39.280 And they also do things like take the guns away.

00:50:41.120 So if you can't talk, if you can't, you know, influence the culture, you can't have discussions,

00:50:44.080 you can't, you know, have any kind of free information and talk with anybody, your, your,

00:50:48.000 your last resort of fighting to defend yourself is also taken away as well.

00:50:51.920 Only good people would do such a thing.

00:50:53.440 Anyway, the point was, uh, I did an interview with, uh, not TV this morning.

00:50:56.640 I like those guys, Travis cross.

00:50:58.680 I met, uh, some of their guys downtown in Ottawa.

00:51:01.080 Good dudes.

00:51:01.800 Uh, link is on, it's on Facebook primarily.

00:51:03.500 I believe it's streamed on Facebook this afternoon and the link is on telegram.

00:51:07.020 If you want to go and watch that and everything else I post on there and, uh, Instagram is

00:51:10.860 mostly just silly shenanigans.

00:51:11.840 Like, you know, cave world stuff, no things about the cave updates on the cave.

00:51:16.000 New, I got a new cave.

00:51:17.240 Now I showed you, I have the cave shower.

00:51:18.720 It's a better cave.

00:51:19.740 It's better than the first one.

00:51:20.920 I can stand up in it.

00:51:21.840 So that's good.

00:51:22.460 It's got a skylight.

00:51:23.720 There is some significant bloodstains on the rocks, but that's the previous tenant wasn't

00:51:27.620 paying rent.

00:51:28.140 I think it's what I was told.

00:51:29.380 I'm sure it was, I mean, it's Putin, you know, he's, he's upfront, he's cruel and he's

00:51:33.560 tough and he's harsh and he's mean and he's ruthless and he's, but he's fair, but mostly

00:51:38.360 cruel and the other things.

00:51:39.720 But anyway, anyway, thousands of, of men in this country or women probably too, at least

00:51:48.700 in the thousands, um, this isn't a good thing are, are volunteering to go fight for, you

00:51:53.920 know, in Ukraine.

00:51:55.040 How bad is your life?

00:52:01.060 They didn't want to join the Canadian military.

00:52:03.820 They would rather go and probably die in a foreign battlefield in the middle of nowhere

00:52:09.020 just for the sake of adventure, primarily, and escape the hellscape that is Canada.

00:52:15.680 Your standard of living is dropping rapidly.

00:52:17.640 Your outcomes and, you know, hope for the future is diminishing by the week, by the day,

00:52:21.520 even how much is gas now?

00:52:23.580 $2 a liter.

00:52:24.700 You know, the odds of under thirties being able to own a home ever.

00:52:28.680 It's like almost nothing unless you, you know, hit a windfall or somehow come and stumble

00:52:32.780 across $75,000 for a down payment on a closet somewhere in downtown Toronto.

00:52:36.860 It costs $3 million fucking dollars on the corner of Jor, Jarvis and Bloor or some shit.

00:52:43.100 Jane and Finch.

00:52:44.180 You got a janitor closet.

00:52:45.120 We got a janitor closet here on Jane and Finch is going for $9 million.

00:52:48.080 I hear $9 million, $9 million, $10 million over here, $10 million, $20 million over here.

00:52:51.140 It's insane.

00:52:52.260 It's insane.

00:52:53.440 The, uh, drug addiction rates are out of control.

00:52:56.180 The suicide rates out of control.

00:52:57.420 The murder, like, you know, hey, you know what?

00:52:59.560 And, and, and, is it surprising then that the thousands and a little bit more than this

00:53:03.300 are just like, fuck it.

00:53:04.500 I'm just going to go fight in a random, I'm probably going to die.

00:53:06.500 I don't even care.

00:53:07.380 I don't even care.

00:53:09.040 That's where we're at.

00:53:09.800 That's not a good thing.

00:53:11.760 Um, you don't have thousands of people lining up to join the Canadian forces.

00:53:15.140 They would rather just go do this, which is terrible.

00:53:18.360 True North has learned that thousands of Canadians are volunteering to travel to Ukraine

00:53:20.700 to fight against Russia.

00:53:23.540 It's part of the country's international legion of territorial defense.

00:53:27.840 This is going to be over before they get there.

00:53:29.620 They're going to end up in Poland and, uh, the honorary consulate of Ukraine in Vancouver,

00:53:33.560 Mr. Hukulik, is told the True North they've been flooded with requests for both men and

00:53:37.740 women hoping to fight overseas.

00:53:40.280 Thousands of requests, at least 150 today.

00:53:42.880 A lot of people want to help fight for justice.

00:53:45.960 Yeah, about that.

00:53:47.020 Did you know that the Ukraine's, um, democratically elected government was overthrown in a CIA-sponsored

00:53:52.500 coup in 2014?

00:53:54.960 Did you know that?

00:53:56.200 Did you know that it was Barack Obama's, you know, little baby?

00:53:58.460 Did you know that the Joe Biden family has a lot of money invested in, in Ukraine?

00:54:01.800 Did you know that?

00:54:03.200 Did you know that NATO has been encroaching upon Russian territory for decades and still

00:54:06.960 flies nuclear armed bombers over its airspace for no reason?

00:54:10.020 Russia doesn't do that to us, but we do it to them.

00:54:11.920 Why?

00:54:12.400 No one knows.

00:54:13.620 Just simply to piss them off.

00:54:14.680 Did you know that we've shot down and killed Russian pilots, Russian soldiers, Russian,

00:54:18.460 uh, advisors in Syria and in Iraq?

00:54:21.840 Did you know that?

00:54:22.720 Um, did you know that we've been sanctioning the Russians and building military bases and

00:54:27.240 funding and helping the Ukrainians, uh, and, and going so far as trying to install a missile

00:54:31.740 battery system, I'm sorry, a missile defense system, which can coincidentally, if you really

00:54:36.140 want to get technical with it, install offensive nuclear warheads in it directly on Russia's

00:54:41.620 front door.

00:54:42.320 Did you know that?

00:54:43.700 Would you be okay with the, hey, America, would you be okay?

00:54:47.120 It's kind of like this.

00:54:48.240 Imagine if China overthrew the elected government of Canada and installed a puppet government.

00:54:55.200 Imagine, imagine something like that would happen.

00:54:57.620 And, uh, Alberta, let's say is like, no, no, no, this is no good.

00:55:02.180 Fuck you.

00:55:02.620 We're out.

00:55:03.100 We're going to join the America.

00:55:04.500 We're going to go with the States.

00:55:06.080 And then Canada responds with fuck you, you will.

00:55:08.380 And starts bombing Edmonton and Calgary and, and rounding up and killing civilians and so

00:55:12.700 on in a ruthless crackdown to try and retain control of the, of this region.

00:55:16.480 And then after years of negotiations and discourse and, you know, foreign Chinese buildup and so

00:55:22.560 on in Canada, Chinese missile bases in Canada, pointing weapons at, at, at America and putting

00:55:27.240 sanctions on America and constantly running hit pieces on America and killing American

00:55:30.620 soldiers all over the world.

00:55:31.600 And, you know, the, the attacks and the civilians in Alberta continue, continue.

00:55:35.280 And then America goes, you know what?

00:55:36.400 Fine.

00:55:36.760 You get this ends right now or we're going to fucking invade.

00:55:41.220 And then they, and then they go, what are you going to do about it?

00:55:43.480 And then America invades to protect one, number one, the people of Alberta and number two,

00:55:47.940 to, to liberate the, uh, you know, depose the regime that's been installed by foreign

00:55:51.840 powers in Canada.

00:55:54.120 Could you imagine a scenario like that?

00:55:55.920 Does that sound like anything you've heard of recently?

00:55:58.200 Does it, does something, anything jog loose?

00:55:59.920 It sounds like maybe anything, maybe you're not hearing the whole story perhaps.

00:56:03.320 Is that possible?

00:56:04.020 Does that cross your mind at all?

00:56:05.240 Or is CBC just telling you the straight dope like it always has, isn't it?

00:56:13.780 Hmm.

00:56:14.500 Yeah.

00:56:14.860 Okay.

00:56:15.640 All right.

00:56:16.380 We lied about Afghanistan and we lied about Iraq and we lied about Yemen and we lied about

00:56:23.160 Israel.

00:56:23.700 We lied about Palestine and we lied about Somalia and we lied about the bankers and we lied and

00:56:29.620 we lied and we lied and we lied.

00:56:30.540 We lied about COVID and we lied about the doctors and we lied about the science.

00:56:34.380 But we're not lying about this.

00:56:36.560 Ukraine is under a ruthless attack by Russian aggression, Russian aggression.

00:56:40.300 Let's just say Russian aggression a million times over and over and over and over again.

00:56:43.660 And we're not going to let you know what they say.

00:56:45.400 In fact, we're not even going to let you know what Putin says.

00:56:47.080 We're going to ban him from television.

00:56:48.240 We're going to delete everything.

00:56:49.360 So you'll never hear anything because it's misinformation.

00:56:51.720 He's evil.

00:56:52.220 He's wrong.

00:56:52.720 It's evil.

00:56:55.520 Nah, you know what?

00:56:56.860 I'm probably just, I'm probably just drunk.

00:56:59.060 I'm probably just a fool.

00:57:00.780 I don't know anything about anything.

00:57:02.460 Uh, it's fine.

00:57:04.620 It's, uh, it's okay.

00:57:06.000 Uh, I'm just, uh, I'm just not the same.

00:57:08.120 You know, we're just, you know, a lot of us here in Dagelon are just not built the same.

00:57:10.940 We just, uh, you know, we're crazy.

00:57:12.400 We're, we're weird like that.

00:57:13.860 We look into things and we read things.

00:57:15.280 And for some reason, probably because we're right wing black, white supremacist conspiracists

00:57:22.760 and, you know, we just don't see things the same way as everybody else.

00:57:27.040 I don't know why that is.

00:57:27.860 It must be a genetic defect of some kind.

00:57:29.520 I don't know.

00:57:29.820 What do you guys think?

00:57:30.660 I ain't like you.

00:57:32.900 And I don't want your love.

00:57:34.900 And I don't need your respect.

00:57:36.980 I just can't hate enough.

00:57:38.960 But I got no tears or regrets.

00:57:41.220 And I don't want your love.

00:57:43.340 And I don't need your respect.

00:57:45.380 I just can't hate enough.

00:57:46.460 I ain't like you.

00:57:47.400 But I got no tears or regrets.

00:57:50.740 It's so cold.

00:57:51.700 Holy shit.

00:57:52.200 I ain't like you.

00:57:55.580 Yeah.

00:57:56.800 I ain't like you.

00:57:57.980 I will never live like you.

00:57:59.920 And you will never walk the path I do.

00:58:02.160 I will never be like you.

00:58:03.820 And never be a part of your society.

00:58:05.500 It lies and fools.

00:58:06.320 You will never live like you.

00:58:08.220 Come on.

00:58:08.680 Come fight the war, guy.

00:58:10.440 I am you.

00:58:11.240 Wishing you so.

00:58:12.480 Fuck you.

00:58:13.100 And society too.

00:58:14.140 Cause my guy just ain't like you.

00:58:16.240 I got a pass on that one.

00:58:17.280 Schwartzy.

00:58:17.720 Yeah.

00:58:18.620 I'm a king of nothing.

00:58:20.080 Nothing.

00:58:20.520 Cause nothing's what I am.

00:58:21.540 And no one's where I'll be.

00:58:22.860 And I'd rather be a king of nothing than a servant than a six society.

00:58:26.520 Well, I'm not so much money.

00:58:29.000 Nah, sorry.

00:58:29.980 Pass.

00:58:30.600 I'll pass.

00:58:31.320 You never felt my pain.

00:58:33.000 And I just gotta say to your face.

00:58:34.440 I ain't like you.

00:58:35.500 I will never live like you.

00:58:37.380 And you will never walk my path.

00:58:39.340 Fuck you and your society too.

00:58:42.460 Oh yeah.

00:58:43.560 Go.

00:58:43.800 Once again, I'm a king of nothing.

00:58:45.380 Cause nothing's what I am.

00:58:46.440 I feel better now.

00:58:51.320 That's what you gotta do.

00:58:52.240 You gotta lubricate.

00:58:53.060 You gotta lubricate the brain damage with more brain damage.

00:58:56.700 It's like putting on a chemical fire.

00:58:58.860 You need the right chemicals to do it.

00:59:02.260 You mean the right chemicals to do it.

00:59:06.020 Good God.

00:59:06.720 Frank Mack.

00:59:08.340 My brother.

00:59:09.020 How's the flag sales going?

00:59:12.800 Make sure they don't show up in any RCMP hands.

00:59:14.960 But I'm kidding.

00:59:18.340 He says, as a community showing our support for our brothers, D2, during these trying times.

00:59:22.960 Yes, absolutely.

00:59:24.520 D2, Derek the second.

00:59:26.320 Hope you're doing well, sir.

00:59:27.220 And we're all with you, buddy.

00:59:28.400 I hope you're hanging in there, man.

00:59:32.160 Frank's a good dude.

00:59:32.920 He's looking out for you as we all are.

00:59:34.340 If you need anything, just holler, homie.

00:59:35.660 We got you.

00:59:36.960 Lost dog.

00:59:37.600 He says, what the fuck is climate racism?

00:59:39.440 Climate racism is when you're a non-white person and you're walking through the forest, right?

00:59:50.740 It's a fall day.

00:59:53.200 It's not...

00:59:53.740 There's still leaves on the trees, but some of them have started to fall to the ground.

00:59:58.000 And there's a crunching sound under your boots.

01:00:00.180 And there's just the sound of the trees and the woods and the wind.

01:00:08.000 And as you're walking along, you hear the trees go, hey, you stupid n***.

01:00:21.100 Those trees just say what I thought.

01:00:24.140 Yep.

01:00:24.380 So that's what it is.

01:00:25.760 So that's why we need more forest fires.

01:00:29.600 We need them to...

01:00:31.160 We need to destroy the trees.

01:00:33.220 Trees are inherently racist.

01:00:34.660 We've always known this.

01:00:36.680 Why do you think the Ku Klux Klan used trees to...

01:00:41.860 Jesus Christ.

01:00:46.560 Alright, let's just get...

01:00:47.920 Let's just get...

01:00:48.360 This one's going...

01:00:49.000 This one's going sideways.

01:00:50.000 Abort!

01:00:50.360 Abort!

01:00:52.520 Squirt!

01:00:54.380 Squirrel Nuts says, what's the official beer of the cave?

01:00:59.440 Bushlight, Keystone Pipeline?

01:01:01.200 It's whatever you can get your hands on.

01:01:05.160 When you're living in a cave, sometimes throughout the cave, you hear...

01:01:11.660 You stupid...

01:01:14.860 Listen, I didn't build this world.

01:01:42.400 I'm just telling you how it is, kids.

01:01:43.980 Well, let me tell you.

01:01:45.380 Geographical features can sometimes be very racist.

01:01:48.440 Very racist.

01:01:49.060 More racist than any man could be.

01:01:51.600 Why do you think the lumberjack was invented, you know?

01:01:54.800 There's his beard and his flannel shirt and his axe.

01:01:57.200 You know why he set to cutting down those trees, my boy?

01:01:59.460 Because he's had enough, what he's been hearing out of them, you understand?

01:02:04.900 He doesn't want to hear it anymore.

01:02:07.280 Wood burning and construction tools were a convenient side effect of bashing the fash.

01:02:13.320 So I guess lumberjacks are the original Antifa or something.

01:02:15.920 What is going on?

01:02:17.520 But this is powerful stuff, kids.

01:02:20.620 Be careful.

01:02:21.940 Be very, very careful.

01:02:25.540 Concrete is very racist, yes.

01:02:27.840 What did you miss, Vex Demines?

01:02:29.260 Everything.

01:02:30.160 Everything.

01:02:31.160 A lot.

01:02:31.720 Hellbilly says,

01:02:32.540 Wife's gone back to incoherent ramblings of a madman and ragecasts of the past 21 and 23 are missing,

01:02:37.200 but she's loving them.

01:02:37.980 Where could they be?

01:02:39.180 They may even scrub from the internet for too much trees and caves.

01:02:43.820 Lost Dog says,

01:02:44.920 Fight in Ukraine.

01:02:45.660 Get to leave Canada.

01:02:46.480 Defect to Russia.

01:02:47.060 Get to drink with Putin.

01:02:48.300 Hey, I mean, we've all thought about it, right?

01:02:50.260 We're all thinking about it.

01:02:51.720 Chelsea says,

01:02:52.620 Happy big one.

01:02:53.600 Hellbilly.

01:02:54.740 I'll hopefully see 36 on the 13th.

01:02:56.800 I'll be on the 19th.

01:02:57.680 Pisces strong.

01:02:58.480 Let's go.

01:02:58.960 Team Pisces.

01:02:59.880 It's the fucking worst.

01:03:02.060 Dah!

01:03:02.660 Oh, and buy yourself some potty favors.

01:03:04.600 Rage, thank you very much.

01:03:06.560 Thank you very much.

01:03:07.680 It's just so nice.

01:03:08.740 I had to play it twice if I could find it, and here it is again.

01:03:12.920 Would you fight tyrannical government with me?

01:03:15.120 Because I had to fight tyrannical government with me.

01:03:27.780 So disturbing.

01:03:29.040 My parents watched this.

01:03:31.120 Like, no, son.

01:03:32.780 No.

01:03:33.520 Yes.

01:03:34.100 Yes, father.

01:03:35.160 This is where the milkshakes are made.

01:03:37.240 Oh, gross.

01:03:39.060 Stop, stop, stop everything.

01:03:40.760 Stop immediately.

01:03:41.880 Lost Dog says,

01:03:43.100 Attacking Ukraine is no way to win the hearts of the...

01:03:46.000 Yes.

01:03:50.740 It was something like this.

01:03:51.740 Food may circle Kiev with tanks,

01:03:53.860 but it'll never gain the hearts and souls of the Iranian people.

01:03:57.100 I'm so happy he's completely out of his mind.

01:04:06.460 This is who they're up against.

01:04:07.740 He doesn't even know where the war is.

01:04:10.000 Like, he doesn't...

01:04:11.600 Putin's so scared, you guys.

01:04:13.220 He's so...

01:04:13.700 He can...

01:04:14.540 Putin may circle Kiev with tanks,

01:04:17.160 but it'll never gain the hearts and souls of the Iranian people.

01:04:20.240 Not with an attitude like that he won't, Joe.

01:04:22.600 You know?

01:04:23.220 And it's Kiev now.

01:04:25.020 My entire...

01:04:25.940 Literally my entire life, it was Kiev.

01:04:28.740 And now it's Kiev?

01:04:30.000 I bet you that's like...

01:04:31.080 I don't even know.

01:04:32.620 Just off the top of my head,

01:04:33.520 just because of woke nonsense,

01:04:34.660 I bet that's how the Ukrainians prefer to pronounce it.

01:04:37.300 And because it was in the Soviet Union for so long

01:04:39.560 that it was pronounced Kiev

01:04:41.960 under the Soviet rule.

01:04:43.900 So now they're like,

01:04:44.820 Got you again?

01:04:45.580 We've got woke fucking pronouns.

01:04:47.400 Yeah, that's the other thing they're going to do.

01:04:48.400 They're going to make...

01:04:49.060 They're going to use their...

01:04:50.000 They're going to sign all their diplomatic...

01:04:51.900 communiques with the Russians in pronouns,

01:04:55.680 and Putin is just going to be fucking overwhelmed.

01:04:57.740 He's not going to know what to do.

01:04:58.960 He won't know how to...

01:04:59.640 He won't know how to function.

01:05:01.580 The wokeness will defeat him.

01:05:03.660 It will.

01:05:04.240 There's no other...

01:05:04.920 There's nothing to...

01:05:07.040 Bob Cajun says,

01:05:10.020 As a homeowner, I have noticed,

01:05:11.100 as the cost of homes go up,

01:05:12.980 the less my kids ask me to stop drinking and smoking.

01:05:18.440 They understand.

01:05:19.540 Oh, I'm sorry, sir.

01:05:20.240 Bigette says,

01:05:21.100 RC23 is the chaos stream.

01:05:23.060 Best one ever.

01:05:24.000 My favorite.

01:05:24.460 Is that the six-hour one?

01:05:27.320 Jeez.

01:05:27.920 That one may be burned forever.

01:05:29.540 It might be on alt-censored,

01:05:30.500 but I'm beginning to wonder

01:05:31.740 if those guys cataloged everything forever

01:05:33.500 just so we could be prosecuted in the future.

01:05:36.280 You know?

01:05:37.320 Maybe.

01:05:38.340 I'm a suspicious boy.

01:05:40.880 Kiev is global homo nonsense.

01:05:42.640 I believe it.

01:05:44.160 It sounds less Russian that way.

01:05:45.800 Is that why?

01:05:46.480 It is, isn't it?

01:05:47.640 Is that actually the reason?

01:05:51.660 It probably is actually the reason.

01:05:53.460 It's the woke way to say it.

01:05:55.380 Oh, for fuck's sakes.

01:05:56.840 It was Kiev my entire life.

01:05:58.940 My entire life.

01:06:01.260 Um, yeah.

01:06:03.320 You know,

01:06:03.780 and CBC, BBC suspend reporting from inside Russia

01:06:06.140 in face of fake news law blocking Western websites.

01:06:08.780 It's a back and forth.

01:06:09.480 The Russians are banning all of our media.

01:06:10.980 We're banning all theirs.

01:06:11.840 It's so stupid, man.

01:06:12.960 Whatever.

01:06:13.600 I don't care.

01:06:14.640 I don't care.

01:06:15.520 Bankrupt yourselves.

01:06:16.360 You know,

01:06:16.500 let's kick Russia out of the international banking thing

01:06:18.620 and they're going to,

01:06:19.480 oh, you know,

01:06:19.820 and Russia is also,

01:06:20.580 uh,

01:06:21.420 uh,

01:06:22.040 uh,

01:06:22.720 where is it here?

01:06:23.940 Food crisis.

01:06:24.680 Hey, you guys,

01:06:25.120 you guys get food, right?

01:06:26.020 Because if you thought it was bad before,

01:06:27.400 doggy wag that tail,

01:06:30.700 doggy style.

01:06:31.820 That's how badly you're about to get fucked.

01:06:33.820 Food criminous,

01:06:34.560 cring food criminous.

01:06:39.360 I might,

01:06:39.940 I might have brain.

01:06:40.620 Yeah,

01:06:40.700 I might have brain cancer,

01:06:41.620 but I just said food criminous.

01:06:43.480 That's a,

01:06:44.080 is that a word?

01:06:44.720 Can we make that a word?

01:06:46.360 We can?

01:06:47.040 Okay,

01:06:47.280 we're going to do that.

01:06:47.880 Food criminous imminent.

01:06:52.780 Food crisis imminent.

01:06:53.960 Hungary bans all grain exports effective immediately.

01:06:57.340 Um,

01:06:57.740 but before that,

01:06:58.520 the Russians were,

01:06:59.260 were banning,

01:07:00.180 uh,

01:07:00.960 halt exports,

01:07:02.200 exporting of fertilizer.

01:07:03.200 And as you can see,

01:07:03.620 natural gas has skyrocketed.

01:07:05.020 Wheat futures have skyrocketed.

01:07:06.160 You know,

01:07:06.320 you kind of need fertilizer to do something.

01:07:08.700 What is it?

01:07:09.060 Oh,

01:07:09.280 make food.

01:07:09.900 Yes.

01:07:10.120 And,

01:07:11.620 uh,

01:07:11.760 who gets most of it?

01:07:12.580 Uh,

01:07:12.700 Turkey,

01:07:13.300 Egypt,

01:07:13.660 Bangladesh,

01:07:14.480 a lot of,

01:07:15.080 uh,

01:07:15.280 Arab,

01:07:15.660 Arab,

01:07:16.600 Arab,

01:07:16.940 Arabic countries,

01:07:18.080 uh,

01:07:18.220 Israel,

01:07:18.640 Spain,

01:07:19.000 South Korea,

01:07:20.220 Morocco.

01:07:20.640 So there's going to be a run on food.

01:07:22.740 Food prices are going to skyrocket now.

01:07:24.360 And that's great.

01:07:25.160 And,

01:07:25.440 uh,

01:07:25.540 that's going to trickle down here as well.

01:07:28.160 Fantastic.

01:07:29.280 Fantastic.

01:07:30.020 Wars are just so good.

01:07:31.900 Just so good of idea.

01:07:33.500 Let's just keep banning all the things.

01:07:35.100 And we're in Canada's banned the import of Russian oil.

01:07:37.260 I don't know how much of it we even used really.

01:07:39.340 Most of it's from Saudi Arabia.

01:07:40.880 Our other war criminal,

01:07:42.300 you know,

01:07:42.560 partner.

01:07:42.840 Actually,

01:07:43.100 I would argue the,

01:07:43.780 are the Russians even war criminals?

01:07:46.840 Here's a,

01:07:47.320 here's a quiz kids.

01:07:48.340 How many wars,

01:07:49.480 how many wars have the Russians started in the past 20 years?

01:07:53.260 Do you know how many it is?

01:07:54.760 How many countries have they invaded?

01:07:55.880 Well,

01:07:55.900 they've invaded a couple,

01:07:57.140 had a couple of little,

01:07:57.980 little dust ups.

01:07:59.520 There was Georgia.

01:08:00.980 And I think there was something in Azerbaijan one time,

01:08:03.540 but it pales in comparison to the absolute decimation and destruction of humanity.

01:08:08.700 That is the Western global empire that has waged its wars,

01:08:13.380 illegal wars for money for the banking syndicate cartel all over the world since 2000,

01:08:18.100 since before that,

01:08:19.420 since Kuwait,

01:08:20.660 since 91.

01:08:22.060 Um,

01:08:22.960 you know,

01:08:23.960 the Kuwaitis were stealing oil from Iraq and Iraq didn't like it so much.

01:08:26.940 So they invaded them.

01:08:28.400 And,

01:08:28.760 uh,

01:08:28.960 you know,

01:08:29.180 Kuwait was doing it at the urging of,

01:08:30.940 you know,

01:08:31.060 the West so they could have a reason to come in there and fuck up Iraq.

01:08:34.020 And that's what they did.

01:08:34.740 And they killed a million,

01:08:35.800 some people food sanctions and,

01:08:37.740 you know,

01:08:38.120 starved quite a few people to death,

01:08:39.740 mostly civilians,

01:08:40.400 right?

01:08:40.860 Cause the military and the government and so on,

01:08:42.440 they protect themselves and they're going to get fed first.

01:08:44.500 So the people that suffer the most of economic sanctions are the people of the country.

01:08:49.460 This does nothing,

01:08:50.580 very little to nothing to,

01:08:52.120 to the actual regime itself.

01:08:53.500 It just mostly serves to destroy the people of that country that have no,

01:08:56.660 say or rhyme to have anything to do with anything.

01:08:59.180 It's a very evil thing to do.

01:09:00.940 And we love to do it.

01:09:02.200 We've been doing this since world war one.

01:09:03.900 Uh,

01:09:04.260 we killed millions of Germans that way by just starving them to death.

01:09:07.140 And they did it in world war two.

01:09:08.300 Again,

01:09:08.620 starve tons more to death,

01:09:10.120 rape them to death,

01:09:10.820 bomb them to death,

01:09:11.640 kill,

01:09:11.900 kill them to death,

01:09:13.140 firebomb entire cities.

01:09:14.240 Remember that?

01:09:15.020 It's all these people that are like,

01:09:16.000 Oh my God,

01:09:16.720 put it is bombing a city.

01:09:18.480 Hey,

01:09:18.860 you proud of the,

01:09:19.460 uh,

01:09:19.620 you proud of the air force?

01:09:20.940 You know who bomber Harris is,

01:09:22.560 you know,

01:09:23.780 you know how many medals he got for you racing entire cities of,

01:09:26.560 German women and children and,

01:09:27.820 you know,

01:09:28.180 invalids and crippled people and stuff off the face of the,

01:09:30.420 just completely destroyed them all.

01:09:32.380 They gave them medals because they won.

01:09:35.720 See,

01:09:36.140 when you win,

01:09:36.840 you can tell,

01:09:37.520 you can tell whatever kind of story you want.

01:09:39.740 And,

01:09:40.180 uh,

01:09:40.460 you know,

01:09:41.560 again,

01:09:41.980 invading countries and,

01:09:43.020 you know,

01:09:43.340 go and think,

01:09:44.000 it's bad.

01:09:46.260 But what I don't like is seeing that a lot of people seem to think we have

01:09:49.240 some kind of moral high ground.

01:09:50.480 We have this big horse to stand on this,

01:09:52.720 our big moral high horsey,

01:09:54.280 our big horsey.

01:09:55.260 We love it.

01:09:55.900 It's a big horsey.

01:09:56.940 We love to stand on it and point at people and say,

01:09:58.780 we're so much better than you.

01:09:59.900 We're so much better than you.

01:10:01.520 We would never do the things that you do,

01:10:03.460 except we have been doing them for our entire existence.

01:10:08.360 Um,

01:10:08.960 and much worse to a much worse degree.

01:10:12.380 Weapons of mass destruction that were never found.

01:10:14.760 And we killed millions of people.

01:10:20.440 If we're supposed to,

01:10:21.920 and we,

01:10:22.300 and,

01:10:22.480 and our people think we have the,

01:10:23.920 the,

01:10:24.400 the,

01:10:25.040 the balls on them to think that we have any business telling anybody else in

01:10:30.820 the world,

01:10:31.240 what to do about,

01:10:32.440 you know,

01:10:33.520 anything like this is,

01:10:35.500 um,

01:10:36.020 it's grotesque.

01:10:37.620 It's pretty grotesque.

01:10:38.820 It's like,

01:10:39.680 it's like being a serial rapist and then getting after somebody for like

01:10:44.180 getting a little handsy at a party.

01:10:46.760 It's like,

01:10:47.260 Hey,

01:10:47.560 that guy just grabbed her ass,

01:10:48.900 man.

01:10:49.100 We should fuck you up.

01:10:50.480 Didn't you rape like seven women?

01:10:52.560 Well,

01:10:53.000 that is another here and over there.

01:10:54.980 I am.

01:10:55.920 My TV people are saying,

01:10:57.080 look over there right now.

01:10:58.000 So let's fucking.

01:11:00.280 It's ridiculous.

01:11:01.720 Why would I,

01:11:02.220 why are we supposed to listen to people,

01:11:03.640 but you don't get to do that.

01:11:05.080 You don't get to tell people how,

01:11:06.400 how you are to live and conduct yourself.

01:11:07.820 I stand with the current thing.

01:11:11.040 If you're a massive hypocrite,

01:11:12.960 I don't care.

01:11:14.740 I don't care what you say.

01:11:16.080 It's at the point now that the media has lied so much in the government

01:11:19.760 lies so much that my default position now is if they,

01:11:23.440 if they're saying to like,

01:11:24.780 you know,

01:11:25.420 whatever it is,

01:11:28.220 I assume the opposite is true now,

01:11:30.500 almost by instinct because most of the time that is correct.

01:11:35.120 That has been correct.

01:11:35.900 In my,

01:11:36.240 my life experience,

01:11:37.120 my limited 35.9 years,

01:11:39.520 I will be have,

01:11:41.600 but only 10 more days until I'm into my late thirties.

01:11:45.020 It is a dark time.

01:11:46.460 It is a,

01:11:46.920 a rueful,

01:11:48.120 woeful existence.

01:11:51.520 Oh,

01:11:52.320 I don't know what I'm looking for here.

01:11:57.440 Um,

01:11:58.140 you know,

01:12:00.080 hellbilly's having a good birthday.

01:12:03.340 Mine's,

01:12:03.860 mine's in 10 days,

01:12:04.920 you know,

01:12:05.300 and

01:12:08.400 do you guys see my beard right now?

01:12:13.920 Look at it.

01:12:14.580 Look at me.

01:12:19.200 Look at me.

01:12:20.880 Look at it.

01:12:24.140 It's spreading up the sides.

01:12:26.680 I,

01:12:26.900 I find a new gray hair every day and not even just on my face.

01:12:33.400 It's falling right out of my head.

01:12:37.260 Look at my forehead.

01:12:38.260 It looks like the fucking battle of the sun.

01:12:44.640 So go ahead.

01:12:45.480 You can laugh if you want.

01:12:48.280 What if it can happen to me?

01:12:50.780 It'll happen to you.

01:12:54.040 Someday you'll be an old man.

01:12:56.220 Lamenting the days lost,

01:12:59.880 the time wasted,

01:13:01.860 the caves not investigated,

01:13:04.480 the icicle showers not bathed in,

01:13:07.720 the war crimes not committed.

01:13:09.580 That time that you

01:13:14.720 filled up your truck with premium gasoline and

01:13:17.580 decided,

01:13:19.500 fuck them.

01:13:20.480 I'm just going to drive away.

01:13:25.680 Why didn't I do that more often?

01:13:27.240 What a thrill.

01:13:30.660 If only.

01:13:31.080 It's so sad.

01:13:39.840 So sad being old.

01:13:46.740 Moving on.

01:13:48.260 Fisher.

01:13:50.380 Fisher of men says with governments like Western nations have,

01:13:53.320 who needs enemies?

01:13:55.120 Yeah,

01:13:55.740 I guess if we're the same.

01:13:57.080 More or less.

01:14:00.560 It's about the same.

01:14:02.060 Ah,

01:14:02.420 welcome to the club.

01:14:03.340 Yeah,

01:14:03.500 I know.

01:14:03.940 I started losing at 28.

01:14:05.020 You'll be okay.

01:14:05.620 Dude,

01:14:05.800 you have no idea.

01:14:06.400 It gets so much worse.

01:14:07.240 It gets so much worse.

01:14:08.040 I go to bed.

01:14:10.720 Frequently.

01:14:11.600 Now.

01:14:12.340 And wake up with injuries that I didn't have when I went to sleep.

01:14:17.860 My hip hurts now.

01:14:19.260 No idea why.

01:14:20.440 What was I doing in my sleep?

01:14:21.420 Nothing.

01:14:22.200 Sleeping.

01:14:22.960 Now it's,

01:14:23.440 now I got it.

01:14:24.160 No,

01:14:24.260 I can't.

01:14:24.840 Sorry,

01:14:25.340 son.

01:14:25.560 I can't come out today.

01:14:26.500 Daddy's hip is hurting.

01:14:28.000 What did you do,

01:14:28.800 father?

01:14:29.300 I'm old.

01:14:30.860 I'm old and I've got shitty body syndrome.

01:14:35.720 Maybe all those days in the army,

01:14:38.780 back when I was still carrying my rucksack,

01:14:40.900 I never knew that the cost would be so high.

01:14:45.380 I could never have dreamed and imagined

01:14:47.380 that I would have the body of a 77-year-old crippled man simply climbing the stairs would be a task that some days I would choose deliberately to not undertake.

01:15:09.220 And I would sleep on the goddamn floor beneath my stairs.

01:15:14.380 Sometimes I'll even pee my pants.

01:15:16.440 Because the bathroom's just too far away and my hip hurts too bad.

01:15:18.880 And that's why I have a colostomy bag.

01:15:27.100 Not because I want,

01:15:28.380 not because I need to,

01:15:30.680 but because I want to.

01:15:33.380 What the fuck is he talking about?

01:15:42.760 We live in a world of pain.

01:15:46.900 Hellbilly Deluxe says,

01:15:47.800 my hairline is marching back like a bad penalty.

01:15:50.660 And I skipped the gray.

01:15:51.700 It's going straight to white.

01:15:52.800 That's what mine does.

01:15:53.920 Mine is just white.

01:15:55.060 I swear there's new ones by the day.

01:15:56.820 It's,

01:15:56.980 I don't know,

01:15:57.340 Ottawa took some serious time off my life,

01:15:59.560 I think.

01:16:00.000 That's okay.

01:16:02.340 It's okie dokie.

01:16:04.300 Let's get back to,

01:16:05.440 let's get back to some voluntary colostomy bag.

01:16:07.320 That's right.

01:16:07.680 It keeps you,

01:16:08.180 it keeps you young.

01:16:11.820 Would you do it?

01:16:12.840 I'd do it.

01:16:14.040 Um,

01:16:15.360 oh,

01:16:15.720 where do I even,

01:16:16.520 what do I even do here?

01:16:18.420 Let me just find some stuff.

01:16:19.600 What are you guys in the mood for doing?

01:16:20.760 I'm pretty,

01:16:21.460 you know,

01:16:21.780 I'm a little stoned.

01:16:22.660 It's good.

01:16:24.520 Joe Rogan says some things.

01:16:26.220 That's the guy who says some things.

01:16:27.580 Bill Gates touches children.

01:16:29.100 Yes,

01:16:29.520 we know child slave labor.

01:16:31.900 Not surprising.

01:16:36.440 Oh yes,

01:16:37.300 that's maybe worth talking about as well.

01:16:39.700 The new world order in Australia is banning,

01:16:42.040 uh,

01:16:42.520 ATMs.

01:16:43.460 Uh,

01:16:43.760 they don't want cash.

01:16:44.680 Everybody knows they don't want that.

01:16:46.780 Um,

01:16:47.860 you know,

01:16:48.260 this is stupid.

01:16:49.760 Speaking of the,

01:16:50.500 you know,

01:16:52.020 go back to the war stuff for a minute.

01:16:53.480 Um,

01:16:54.040 I love it.

01:16:56.520 I love it.

01:16:57.720 We stand with Ukraine.

01:16:59.780 We will not abandon our allies and they are out of white.

01:17:03.640 What?

01:17:03.900 They want us to fight.

01:17:04.800 I'm not fucking doing that.

01:17:05.860 No,

01:17:06.120 no,

01:17:06.380 we don't have a military man.

01:17:07.480 This was all fake.

01:17:08.840 He'd call her blah.

01:17:09.940 Fuck.

01:17:10.380 Oh no,

01:17:11.200 no,

01:17:11.380 we're not doing that.

01:17:12.660 We are not part of this.

01:17:14.120 Says NATO as they rejected Ukraine's no flies on.

01:17:18.500 They rejected Ukraine's demand for no flies.

01:17:20.720 We are not part of this conflict.

01:17:24.260 NATO secretary general Jen's Stoltenberg told a news conference.

01:17:28.680 No,

01:17:28.860 you're not part of it.

01:17:29.520 You're only going to send money,

01:17:30.760 weapons,

01:17:31.260 troops,

01:17:31.760 guns,

01:17:32.260 bombs,

01:17:32.760 food,

01:17:33.280 uh,

01:17:33.620 ammunition,

01:17:35.020 uh,

01:17:35.400 missiles,

01:17:36.120 rockets,

01:17:36.620 night vision,

01:17:37.220 body armor,

01:17:37.780 hand grenades,

01:17:38.360 machine guns.

01:17:38.880 What else was it?

01:17:39.360 Did I miss it?

01:17:39.760 There's quite a lot of stuff there,

01:17:40.820 but you're not part of it.

01:17:42.860 No,

01:17:43.320 you're not.

01:17:43.920 You're not.

01:17:44.740 So let me get this straight.

01:17:47.640 Let me,

01:17:48.280 let me just,

01:17:49.000 I'm just going to pause it.

01:17:50.720 A little scenario for you here.

01:17:54.180 Nicholas Cage is going to do this for you.

01:17:58.160 So let me understand something.

01:18:01.820 NATO is not part of any war,

01:18:06.900 even though you've said all this,

01:18:08.360 all this stuff,

01:18:10.060 Ukraine.

01:18:14.660 But myself and many of us are involved in a,

01:18:18.760 a secret organized,

01:18:21.980 agile,

01:18:22.900 and deadly steel resolve underground militia that threatens the very fabric of society

01:18:29.360 because somebody in Coots,

01:18:31.560 Alberta had a homemade diagonal patch.

01:18:33.560 Is that right?

01:18:36.860 Is that what we're doing?

01:18:38.080 Is that,

01:18:38.480 uh,

01:18:39.880 I just want to,

01:18:40.720 I just want to make that understood with all the adults in the room.

01:18:43.320 If that's how,

01:18:44.460 you know,

01:18:44.760 that's how the double standards go.

01:18:45.840 Oh,

01:18:45.960 and those guys have to stay in jail forever.

01:18:47.980 By the way,

01:18:48.500 they can't get bail.

01:18:49.340 They can't,

01:18:49.660 they're too dangerous.

01:18:50.500 Trust us.

01:18:50.860 We've got evidence how dangerous they are,

01:18:52.340 but we can't show you.

01:18:53.300 It's,

01:18:53.460 it's perilous.

01:18:54.040 It's too perilous.

01:18:55.000 It's too much peril.

01:18:56.020 You can't have it,

01:18:56.800 but you can get in a car and run over a crowd of people in a Jeep as a sex offender,

01:19:02.200 as it can,

01:19:02.660 as you know,

01:19:03.080 a member of a left-wing terror organization,

01:19:05.380 otherwise known as Antifa,

01:19:06.640 and be able to bail the same day.

01:19:07.800 You can do that.

01:19:09.680 I'm starting to,

01:19:10.880 starting to feel like there's like a,

01:19:12.800 like a political kind of like,

01:19:14.860 like a kind of a mean kind of like something's going on,

01:19:18.600 you know,

01:19:19.200 something like maybe there's like a,

01:19:20.480 like a,

01:19:21.060 like a nefarious,

01:19:22.440 like,

01:19:22.760 like it's a,

01:19:23.380 like it's not fair,

01:19:24.020 like it's biased or something.

01:19:25.660 Do you guys feel that way?

01:19:26.600 Do you guys feel like it's anything like that?

01:19:28.880 I'm not sure.

01:19:29.900 I'm not sure how to feel about it.

01:19:30.680 I think it's kind of something like that's going on,

01:19:34.220 you know,

01:19:34.620 a little odd,

01:19:37.680 a little strange.

01:19:39.560 So NATO is not part of it.

01:19:42.200 Just like that.

01:19:44.580 It's all it takes.

01:19:48.980 Ted Cruz of all people.

01:19:50.940 Lindsey Graham called for Putin's assassination.

01:19:53.580 Now they're not part of it,

01:19:54.320 but we do want to see the leaders of other nations,

01:19:56.260 assassinated.

01:19:58.540 Another demented old man whose time has come and gone many,

01:20:02.480 many years ago and should be in a mental institution.

01:20:05.320 He,

01:20:05.940 he,

01:20:06.340 listen,

01:20:07.020 if someone else has to clean your butt for you,

01:20:11.340 you can't be in charge of things.

01:20:13.720 You just can't.

01:20:14.880 You're not even control of your own asshole anymore.

01:20:17.600 So you can't be running a country.

01:20:19.040 Lindsey,

01:20:19.340 I'm sorry.

01:20:19.780 You can't,

01:20:20.200 you're not qualified.

01:20:21.600 You're busy.

01:20:22.320 You know,

01:20:22.560 you got poopy pants syndrome.

01:20:23.620 Ted Cruz lambast Graham for calling for Putin's assassination.

01:20:26.760 That's an exceptionally bad idea.

01:20:28.720 Do you think so?

01:20:30.220 Do you suppose that would be a bad idea?

01:20:32.240 Lindsey Graham's outright call for someone in Russia to do the world of great service

01:20:35.420 and kill Vladimir Putin.

01:20:37.000 Senator Ted Cruz responded,

01:20:38.000 calling it especially bad idea.

01:20:39.720 We should not be calling for the assassination of heads of state.

01:20:42.300 Cruz noted,

01:20:42.900 adding that massive economic sanctions and a move away from dependence on Russian oil and gas

01:20:46.720 would be a more sane approach.

01:20:50.540 Graham not only tweeted the comments,

01:20:52.060 but also repeated them on Sean Hannity's show.

01:20:54.160 Hannity asking,

01:20:55.460 is there a Brutus in Russia?

01:20:58.260 Oh my God.

01:20:59.180 Graham's comments came following Joe Biden's bizarre.

01:21:01.240 Go get him.

01:21:02.060 Call to us troops at the end of a state of the union speech.

01:21:04.520 What?

01:21:05.520 What?

01:21:06.940 What?

01:21:07.540 And that was Paul Watson's comment.

01:21:09.140 And that is also mine.

01:21:10.060 What,

01:21:10.460 sir?

01:21:11.380 Come again.

01:21:14.600 Si,

01:21:15.040 vous plaît.

01:21:16.720 Can we play this?

01:21:17.440 Is this going to be,

01:21:18.080 is this legal?

01:21:18.700 Can we do this in Diagon?

01:21:20.080 We have a policy here in this nation.

01:21:23.040 It's a very aggressive nation.

01:21:25.580 If people are asking like,

01:21:26.520 how do I join?

01:21:27.160 How do I become,

01:21:27.820 you know,

01:21:28.060 head of state,

01:21:28.480 whatever you can only kill your way up.

01:21:30.800 We have a very,

01:21:31.280 very strict violence only policy.

01:21:33.600 We don't do debates.

01:21:34.680 We don't even do well.

01:21:35.360 We do,

01:21:35.580 we do fights to the death with only medieval weapons.

01:21:40.220 You can't do fist fight MMA.

01:21:41.900 That's dumb.

01:21:42.420 We don't even do that because it's like,

01:21:43.520 and guys,

01:21:43.940 there's wrestling and there's sometimes they kiss.

01:21:46.580 Like we would know we fight with medieval weapons.

01:21:49.040 Only your choice,

01:21:51.000 flail,

01:21:51.780 mace,

01:21:52.460 sword,

01:21:52.940 cross,

01:21:53.220 but whatever.

01:21:53.760 But if you get a crossbow,

01:21:54.500 you only get one shot.

01:21:55.700 So,

01:21:56.440 and,

01:21:57.700 uh,

01:21:58.060 you know,

01:21:58.520 or,

01:21:58.960 uh,

01:21:59.620 Devin Larratt will oversee an arm wrestling battle.

01:22:01.880 That's it.

01:22:02.580 Those are the only ways to advance yourself politically.

01:22:05.220 Uh,

01:22:05.680 and one of our other rules is that we don't like to play a circulonian media

01:22:09.240 because it just,

01:22:09.920 it,

01:22:10.040 it causes,

01:22:10.860 it hurts people in the head and in the soul.

01:22:13.840 And,

01:22:14.400 uh,

01:22:14.460 we try to keep the suicide rates to,

01:22:15.700 to the,

01:22:16.060 to a minimum.

01:22:17.640 However,

01:22:18.360 the earned discretion is strongly advised.

01:22:20.920 Very quiet.

01:22:26.300 God protect our troops.

01:22:35.640 Thank you.

01:22:36.040 Go get them.

01:22:36.540 And there's demented Nancy Pelosi who is also suffering from a variety of

01:22:42.040 mental illness.

01:22:42.760 There's Kamala Harris.

01:22:43.520 Just wondering whose dick she's got to suck next to get this guy's job.

01:22:46.860 Um,

01:22:47.380 probably his,

01:22:48.320 if she just,

01:22:48.800 I think honestly,

01:22:49.480 if she sucked Joe Biden's dick right now,

01:22:51.000 it would kill him.

01:22:51.600 It would probably finish him off.

01:22:53.240 Um,

01:22:53.640 so the irony there,

01:22:55.380 you know,

01:22:55.600 is,

01:22:55.820 is very,

01:22:56.380 uh,

01:22:56.900 stick,

01:22:58.560 stick,

01:22:59.660 like Kamala.

01:23:03.720 Oh my.

01:23:04.720 And there's some Twitter,

01:23:06.040 uh,

01:23:06.420 post saying,

01:23:06.860 suppose he meant take him out for a nice steak dinner.

01:23:09.500 Uh,

01:23:09.860 yes.

01:23:11.260 The only people who can fix this are the Russian people.

01:23:13.380 Easy to say,

01:23:13.820 hard to do.

01:23:14.260 They don't want to Lindsay.

01:23:15.980 Uh,

01:23:16.140 Putin remains fairly popular in Russia.

01:23:18.380 In fact,

01:23:18.940 I've yet to meet a Russian person in Canada,

01:23:21.460 actually far away from the reaches of Putin.

01:23:24.820 Uh,

01:23:25.220 and I always ask them a lot of them are taxi drivers,

01:23:27.460 uh,

01:23:27.720 workers in different kinds.

01:23:28.660 There was a lot of them out actually in Western Canada.

01:23:30.360 There's a lot of Russian and Ukrainian people there as well.

01:23:32.560 And that's another point I'd like to make that Frank Mack actually

01:23:34.560 brought up as well.

01:23:35.200 And I think it's important to,

01:23:36.220 to remind people that there's a lot of Russian people in this country,

01:23:39.100 Russian descent,

01:23:40.760 Russian cats as well.

01:23:43.140 And,

01:23:43.620 um,

01:23:44.620 you know,

01:23:44.960 the same people that were so quick to defend,

01:23:47.100 you know,

01:23:48.020 Muslims and call it Islamophobia and so on and so forth are now basically

01:23:51.380 foaming at the mouth to destroy all things.

01:23:53.360 Russia completely oblivious to the fact that their neighbor could be of

01:23:58.020 Russian descent or their parents or their family.

01:24:01.800 A lot of people fled the Soviet union's death clutches to come here to a

01:24:06.800 free country.

01:24:07.500 At least it used to be.

01:24:09.360 Um,

01:24:10.340 and now they,

01:24:10.960 and now you're,

01:24:11.440 they're hearing you talk about them this way when they've already lived

01:24:14.720 through this and escaped something like this.

01:24:16.400 And now it's happening again.

01:24:19.120 And again,

01:24:19.780 we're the bad guys,

01:24:20.560 aren't we?

01:24:20.880 We're the inconsiderate,

01:24:21.940 you know,

01:24:22.320 hateful,

01:24:23.300 hateful,

01:24:23.800 hateful.

01:24:23.860 Um,

01:24:25.720 but again,

01:24:26.120 I,

01:24:26.260 I got all the Russian people.

01:24:27.300 I've met,

01:24:27.580 you know,

01:24:27.840 probably a couple dozen in my time around here.

01:24:30.120 Not one of them has said anything bad about Putin actually.

01:24:32.300 So they must just be so,

01:24:33.300 so brainwashed.

01:24:33.940 I mean,

01:24:34.160 obviously he's not gonna be popular with everybody.

01:24:35.600 No one ever is,

01:24:36.320 but,

01:24:37.100 uh,

01:24:37.440 there's no prevailing.

01:24:38.520 They're not under the rule of a tyrannical dictator and everyone's in

01:24:41.440 fear of their existence.

01:24:43.200 That seems to be the overwhelming,

01:24:44.760 uh,

01:24:45.700 the overwhelming consensus.

01:24:46.820 A friend of mine was actually married to a Russian girl for a while.

01:24:49.340 Same thing.

01:24:50.740 Um,

01:24:51.580 he says,

01:24:51.920 unless you want to live in darkness for the rest of your life.

01:24:53.900 Oh my God.

01:24:54.540 Be isolated from the rest of the world and abject poverty and live in

01:24:56.680 darkness.

01:24:57.020 You need to step up to the plate.

01:24:57.820 Well,

01:24:57.960 Lindsay,

01:24:58.280 you're about 90 years old and you're going to be dead soon.

01:25:00.000 You're going to be living in darkness for the rest of your life,

01:25:01.700 which is probably quickly coming to an end.

01:25:04.380 Um,

01:25:05.040 whole Europe and North America is not the rest of the world.

01:25:08.260 No kidding.

01:25:08.640 They've got China also very powerful country.

01:25:10.560 If you've noticed that they're getting ready to move in on Taiwan.

01:25:13.540 In fact,

01:25:13.920 I believe they've already,

01:25:14.740 um,

01:25:16.840 asked the Russians.

01:25:17.780 This is a rumor.

01:25:18.680 I don't,

01:25:19.040 I don't know.

01:25:19.400 I'm not sitting in on their meetings or am I,

01:25:22.840 or am I one shirt?

01:25:24.700 Kurt,

01:25:25.180 I can't wait to that article comes out.

01:25:27.040 Is McKenzie a Russian agent?

01:25:29.060 Duh,

01:25:29.460 this is true.

01:25:31.000 You have uncovered my secret.

01:25:33.880 Russia will defeat you.

01:25:36.220 Um,

01:25:37.200 that the,

01:25:37.580 uh,

01:25:37.680 the Chinese actually were hoping that the Russians would delay their

01:25:40.360 offensive a little while longer.

01:25:41.700 Why would they do that?

01:25:42.800 Probably because they're planning one of their own.

01:25:45.180 Probably.

01:25:45.620 And they want as much heat as possible in Europe,

01:25:48.840 uh,

01:25:49.220 towards that and have every,

01:25:50.500 they're going to wait until everybody mobilizes their,

01:25:52.060 whatever forces they can manage,

01:25:53.260 whatever sanctions and money and,

01:25:54.520 and,

01:25:55.000 and everything they can possibly,

01:25:56.280 anything,

01:25:57.180 anybody can spare to throw at the kitchen sink.

01:25:59.620 Because again,

01:26:00.100 they're stupid.

01:26:00.880 They,

01:26:01.200 they react emotionally.

01:26:02.300 They don't think they're incapable of thinking.

01:26:04.140 Their brains are busted.

01:26:05.020 They're all got dementia.

01:26:06.200 It's all the dude.

01:26:08.640 This has to be,

01:26:09.540 there's going to be a correlation chart.

01:26:10.780 The more kids that you have sex with,

01:26:13.060 I think the dumber you get,

01:26:14.620 I think you get dumber and dumber.

01:26:16.520 So,

01:26:16.860 I mean,

01:26:17.320 Justin Trudeau is probably allegedly,

01:26:19.460 he's probably done things to a lot of children.

01:26:21.600 Joe Biden,

01:26:22.160 clearly his brain has gone out of his head.

01:26:23.540 I mean,

01:26:23.680 you've seen him smash.

01:26:24.640 He smells their brain like a zombie.

01:26:26.520 Like he wants to eat it.

01:26:28.860 Maybe he has.

01:26:29.680 You ever see that frazzled drip?

01:26:32.360 No,

01:26:32.700 no,

01:26:32.940 we're not,

01:26:33.240 no,

01:26:33.460 we're not going there.

01:26:37.440 Anyway,

01:26:38.180 anyway,

01:26:39.920 um,

01:26:41.960 imagine they,

01:26:42.540 they would wait till everybody accumulates,

01:26:44.000 accumulates all the kitchen sink resources they can kind,

01:26:46.500 and they can find in a mass and throw it at the Russians.

01:26:48.600 And then the Chinese attack Taiwan.

01:26:51.380 What are you going to do then?

01:26:53.540 Then what happens?

01:26:56.220 I stand with,

01:26:57.260 how many,

01:26:57.540 you're going to run out of things to stand with there,

01:26:59.260 kids.

01:27:00.660 They output,

01:27:01.620 dude,

01:27:02.080 I mean,

01:27:02.480 I'm just a simple peasant observer,

01:27:05.340 you know,

01:27:05.660 as a fan,

01:27:06.600 I'd say as a student of world history,

01:27:08.700 particularly war history and,

01:27:10.160 and I enjoy it.

01:27:11.100 I find it interesting.

01:27:12.320 I find it fascinating.

01:27:13.740 And I like to read,

01:27:14.960 you know,

01:27:15.240 biographies and such about different generals and how they thought and why they did things the way they do and what motivates people and so on.

01:27:21.380 And as my amateur,

01:27:22.640 you know,

01:27:23.160 layman's opinion,

01:27:24.420 uh,

01:27:24.860 the Russians and the Chinese are a fucking galactic mile ahead of everyone running the Western world right now.

01:27:30.420 And they've planned accordingly for all of these things.

01:27:32.560 And they're walking completely into their hands.

01:27:34.660 One hundred percent.

01:27:35.980 They're doing everything that they've anticipated all of these moves.

01:27:38.540 If I can anticipate pretty much basically,

01:27:40.860 and I have been pretty much everything that these governments have been doing.

01:27:44.500 What do you think those people are doing?

01:27:45.880 You know how good the Chinese aren't math?

01:27:50.340 They know,

01:27:51.100 they know what you're going to do before you do.

01:27:53.540 Um,

01:27:54.480 it's,

01:27:54.900 uh,

01:27:55.060 it's going to be a sad situation.

01:27:56.360 It's a mismatch,

01:27:57.040 right?

01:27:57.200 You've got like Macron in France,

01:27:58.700 who's like married to an old lady who keeps him on a dog leash.

01:28:01.440 Literally,

01:28:02.340 uh,

01:28:02.640 Biden is a demented old man.

01:28:04.260 His vice president is a slut who literally sucked her way up to where she is.

01:28:08.240 Uh,

01:28:08.720 Justin Trudeau.

01:28:09.420 Do I even need to explain that?

01:28:10.620 Chrystia Freeland's the number two.

01:28:11.920 Again,

01:28:12.240 another massive whore.

01:28:13.420 Apparently that article has been going around.

01:28:15.060 She's,

01:28:15.260 she likes the,

01:28:16.060 uh,

01:28:16.860 she likes the party,

01:28:17.860 you know,

01:28:19.660 Boris Johnson's on blow all the time.

01:28:21.860 These are the people running the Western empire versus very serious,

01:28:25.060 not fucking around people on the other side.

01:28:26.920 Uh,

01:28:27.240 this isn't going to end well for them.

01:28:28.340 They're,

01:28:28.660 they're way in way over their heads and they think they've got it in the bag

01:28:31.200 because they're arrogant and they're entitled and they're,

01:28:32.740 you know,

01:28:33.020 rich,

01:28:33.420 spoiled assholes.

01:28:34.820 And,

01:28:35.240 uh,

01:28:35.340 they're going to get their pee-pee slapped pretty hard.

01:28:37.000 I think.

01:28:38.360 Um,

01:28:38.760 that's my guess.

01:28:40.000 Uh,

01:28:40.360 also didn't help that they've,

01:28:41.480 uh,

01:28:41.680 you know,

01:28:42.920 torpedoed their own economies for the last two years.

01:28:45.020 You know what China's economy has been doing?

01:28:46.480 Expanding rapidly,

01:28:47.440 actually setting world records.

01:28:49.960 And they've,

01:28:50.560 they've used their own vaccine.

01:28:51.860 They didn't use any ours.

01:28:53.240 It's weird,

01:28:53.660 right?

01:28:53.900 Isn't that interesting?

01:28:54.580 Same with the Russians.

01:28:55.400 No,

01:28:55.640 we've got our own Sputnik special vaccine.

01:28:58.060 Weird.

01:28:59.340 Weird.

01:29:01.940 Imagine.

01:29:04.300 Imagine.

01:29:04.620 And where did the virus come from?

01:29:05.880 It was China,

01:29:06.540 China,

01:29:06.820 China,

01:29:07.080 China.

01:29:07.560 Huh?

01:29:07.840 Yeah.

01:29:09.280 Weird.

01:29:10.080 Weird,

01:29:10.480 huh?

01:29:12.680 And,

01:29:13.060 and do you think that billionaires and pharmaceutical companies,

01:29:15.180 they,

01:29:15.360 do they have allegiances to specific countries or nationalities?

01:29:18.100 Or do you think they just go where the money is?

01:29:20.220 Or they go where the winning hand is going to be?

01:29:25.840 Do you understand what I'm suggesting here?

01:29:28.180 I've suggested it before in the past.

01:29:29.980 And I went,

01:29:30.320 I wonder it's all a big opening move of their big chess game to just wrestle

01:29:35.340 control of the Western world out of the hands of the West and into theirs.

01:29:39.540 And it seems to be going quite well.

01:29:42.060 It seems to be working quite well for them so far.

01:29:44.000 And now they're going to blow their load on Ukraine.

01:29:46.580 It's not going to work.

01:29:48.180 And then the Chinese are going to come right in behind it.

01:29:51.180 And what do you do?

01:29:52.200 Well,

01:29:52.440 we've got a woke military.

01:29:53.500 We've got a tranny generals and,

01:29:55.480 you know,

01:29:55.620 people wearing lipstick and talking about,

01:29:57.420 you know,

01:29:57.840 woke politics and,

01:29:59.040 you know,

01:30:00.640 not building,

01:30:01.340 not building new,

01:30:02.220 you know,

01:30:02.500 missile defense systems or,

01:30:03.740 you know,

01:30:03.960 countering the hypersonic missile technology that the Eastern powers have

01:30:06.620 developed or,

01:30:07.340 you know,

01:30:08.940 anything like that,

01:30:09.800 or how they've been deliberately hardening their troops and,

01:30:12.000 you know,

01:30:12.280 making them tougher than ever.

01:30:13.520 And,

01:30:13.720 you know,

01:30:13.900 upping,

01:30:14.300 they've been raising their standards as we've been lowering ours

01:30:17.020 significantly for years because feelings are important and trauma.

01:30:21.700 And,

01:30:22.300 you know,

01:30:22.400 we need to talk and share our feelings in Russia.

01:30:25.380 They have a,

01:30:25.960 they have a very high acceptable level of people to be killed in training.

01:30:30.200 You're killed in basic training.

01:30:31.880 It's like,

01:30:32.120 that's fine.

01:30:32.640 We're allowed to kill at least so many recruits a year.

01:30:36.420 If someone dies in Canada on basic training,

01:30:38.700 the fucking country stops.

01:30:39.760 And there's like 300,000 investigations and everyone's fired.

01:30:43.560 They fired a general.

01:30:45.140 They fired one of our generals because he moved.

01:30:47.320 This is a true story.

01:30:48.540 He pulled his pants down and mooned somebody in 1989.

01:30:55.280 Or 88,

01:30:56.340 88 or 89.

01:30:57.200 When he was a cadet at RMC,

01:30:58.620 he mooned somebody 30 some years ago.

01:31:02.260 So,

01:31:03.000 you know,

01:31:03.700 it's going to be,

01:31:07.060 it's going to be just fine.

01:31:09.740 It's going to be where it's going to work out.

01:31:11.120 We're going to win.

01:31:12.300 I think so.

01:31:13.340 I think so.

01:31:15.220 Oh,

01:31:15.980 don't get involved guys.

01:31:17.720 Do not join the military for the love of God.

01:31:19.540 Whatever you do.

01:31:20.180 Let's scroll down there.

01:31:21.760 Uh,

01:31:22.300 Fisher of men.

01:31:23.180 I got that one.

01:31:24.620 Got that one.

01:31:26.080 Jacinta Fitzgerald says SBS shit body syndrome,

01:31:28.880 official disease of dagelon.

01:31:30.420 Yeah,

01:31:30.600 it is.

01:31:30.920 It is.

01:31:31.220 I have it.

01:31:32.180 You have it.

01:31:32.660 We've all got it.

01:31:33.440 It's what happens.

01:31:35.560 Zool,

01:31:35.920 how you doing brother?

01:31:36.540 He says,

01:31:36.780 every gray hair in your beard is a piece of wisdom.

01:31:39.300 That's what I tell myself anyway.

01:31:40.700 I think it's a piece of dead brain cell and stress.

01:31:43.640 Lost dogs is want land.

01:31:45.040 Rent a backhoe and dig out a comfy bigot bunker on crown land.

01:31:48.420 A whole network of bigot bunkers across Canada.

01:31:50.900 Underground bigot network.

01:31:52.800 That would be a lot of digging.

01:31:53.940 Is anybody really good at tunnels?

01:31:54.860 We should get those.

01:31:56.240 Comrade tacos is Lord of war.

01:31:57.680 There are over 550 million firearms worldwide circulation.

01:32:01.100 It's one firearm for every 12 people on this planet.

01:32:04.440 The only question is,

01:32:05.820 how do we arm the other 11?

01:32:08.700 Nicholas Cage.

01:32:09.340 I'm Nicholas Cage.

01:32:10.920 Wife to help me.

01:32:11.720 Deluxe says,

01:32:12.100 I don't give a fuck.

01:32:12.920 I'm half Ukrainian,

01:32:13.640 but I stand with Putin's stance.

01:32:15.800 I'm all about not getting involved in foreign wars because it's been the downfall and end of many,

01:32:22.500 many,

01:32:22.740 many,

01:32:23.080 many countries throughout history.

01:32:24.740 And we're just going to do it all over again.

01:32:25.940 Apparently,

01:32:26.660 post-traumatic honking order is very serious.

01:32:29.100 In fact,

01:32:29.540 we've got a PSA I want to play right now.

01:32:32.320 It's very serious,

01:32:33.180 guys.

01:32:33.460 This is no laughing matter.

01:32:34.640 I don't want anybody to laugh at this anymore.

01:32:37.620 I feel bad about this.

01:32:38.600 We did a lot of damage in Ottawa,

01:32:39.820 to be honest with you.

01:32:40.440 And a lot of people have suffered for this.

01:32:42.280 So as a result,

01:32:43.500 I'm going to have to play this for you.

01:32:44.860 And I'm going to need you to,

01:32:46.060 I'm just going to need you to,

01:32:46.960 I'm going to need you to put your listening ears on.

01:32:49.300 All right.

01:32:49.800 I'm going to need you to stop your big racist,

01:32:51.900 accelerationist,

01:32:53.080 militia,

01:32:53.940 threat to national security mouths.

01:32:56.480 And,

01:32:56.920 you know,

01:32:57.720 put your Ku Klux hand,

01:32:59.020 take your KKK hoods and put them in your mouths and just listen.

01:33:03.080 Just listen for two minutes and 25 seconds here.

01:33:05.320 Okay.

01:33:05.580 This is important stuff.

01:33:06.380 I'll be right back.

01:33:06.740 Hi,

01:33:07.780 my name is Kevin and I suffer from PTSD.

01:33:11.920 Some mock my condition.

01:33:14.640 But those did not suffer through the thousands of air horns that blared through the streets of Ottawa.

01:33:21.380 I'm Kevin.

01:33:22.780 And here's my story,

01:33:23.860 how I'm a victim of phantom honking.

01:33:27.960 The suffering never stops.

01:33:30.620 When I lay and try to rest at night,

01:33:34.040 all I have is the echoes of horns in my ears.

01:33:38.520 I live in complete agony.

01:33:40.360 I even feared when I'd go to walk my cat outside.

01:33:43.380 Okay,

01:33:43.920 Mowgli,

01:33:44.320 let's go for a walk.

01:33:46.240 Nope,

01:33:46.620 not today.

01:33:47.260 But there would be truckers there,

01:33:49.180 graciously willing to offer free coffee and bratwurst.

01:33:53.740 And we all know where bratwurst come from.

01:33:55.960 Even the sounds of a flock of geese triggers my condition.

01:34:04.740 It's becoming very difficult to live.

01:34:07.020 I'm one with the universe.

01:34:09.300 Everything will be fine.

01:34:11.240 I don't got to worry.

01:34:12.880 I'm bigger than the truck.

01:34:14.480 I'm bigger than the truck.

01:34:16.180 I'm bigger than the truck.

01:34:17.460 The truck can't hurt me.

01:34:19.680 The truck won't hurt me.

01:34:22.220 I don't like the truck.

01:34:24.200 The truck is just a figment of my imagination.

01:34:26.680 My wife's boyfriend couldn't sleep for weeks.

01:34:30.320 It caused us a lot of marital distress.

01:34:32.520 The temporary mild trauma that I've self-diagnosed myself with from WemMD may never leave my body.

01:34:39.940 Just like the fight for those who are suffering as well.

01:34:44.720 The trauma is blockading my path to happiness.

01:34:48.040 This is why I am starting honk therapy.

01:34:53.900 We ask those attending our honk therapy that they don't wear any flannel, any Canadian flags, and especially trucker hats.

01:35:03.420 As they could possibly trigger microaggressions to those attending our honk therapy.

01:35:09.240 My name is Kevin.

01:35:10.980 And I'm an advocate for phantom honking.

01:35:13.340 All by myself.

01:35:19.500 Don't want to be all by myself.

01:35:29.920 Hack, you legend.

01:35:32.680 Follow DangerCat69.

01:35:34.700 Uncle Hack, he's on Instagram.

01:35:36.780 He's an Edmonton-based comedian out of the dangerous group of danger people.

01:35:41.420 So him and Sam Walker and Brett Forte are doing very hilarious things out there.

01:35:46.900 Knight Rider 3 says the phrase, you'd have to be crazy to, what does that mean now?

01:35:51.820 I don't know.

01:35:52.320 I don't know if it means anything.

01:35:53.060 I think everybody is crazy these days now.

01:35:56.340 Honk therapy, it is real.

01:35:57.880 Phantom honk.

01:35:58.280 I said that as a joke.

01:35:59.920 My wife's boyfriend.

01:36:00.940 Did you hear that right?

01:36:01.520 Yes.

01:36:02.220 His wife's boyfriend is very upset.

01:36:07.100 It's very true.

01:36:08.940 It's very true.

01:36:09.900 Oh, what else do we want to feel like yelling about now?

01:36:13.840 Not that.

01:36:14.840 Not that.

01:36:17.080 God, I'm so sick of all this crap.

01:36:18.760 It's all the same.

01:36:20.000 It's all the same.

01:36:20.720 We'll have to get into the Canadian convoy nightmare mess here in just a second.

01:36:24.780 Bling.

01:36:25.140 No, you be quiet.

01:36:26.660 Move you away.

01:36:27.480 What did I do?

01:36:28.160 I do.

01:36:30.560 Spatula?

01:36:33.300 Spatula.

01:36:34.860 Spatula.

01:36:36.380 Spatula.

01:36:37.660 Spatula.

01:36:37.940 Are we doing it?

01:36:38.600 Spatula.

01:36:39.900 I think it's time for Spatula.

01:36:42.340 Everybody get up.

01:36:43.900 It's time to slam now.

01:36:45.280 It's an event.

01:36:46.440 We're not fucking around.

01:36:48.480 We're going to open a beer.

01:36:49.700 Open it weird.

01:36:51.120 Open it weird and creepy with things that you're not even supposed to use.

01:36:56.280 This is a new diagonal challenge.

01:36:58.200 Open a beer with something you've never done it with before.

01:37:01.100 I opened it with my dick.

01:37:04.140 I said it was something you've never used before, Patton.

01:37:07.460 Come on and slam.

01:37:08.860 You, you want to damn.

01:37:14.420 Everybody's hottest new game.

01:37:18.120 Hey, yo, what you gon' do?

01:37:20.000 Hey, yo, what you gon' do?

01:37:21.820 Hey, yo, what you gon' do?

01:37:23.640 Hey, yo, what you gon' do?

01:37:24.900 All right, there people in the house, let's go.

01:37:27.080 It's your boy, J.D.

01:37:27.960 I ain't so.

01:37:29.100 Last time they watch me flex behind me.

01:37:31.220 That was way overdramatic.

01:37:33.080 That was totally unnecessary.

01:37:38.220 Everybody, it is a lemon song.

01:37:40.160 We had to get back into it.

01:37:42.120 We gotta, we gotta, I missed the lemon days.

01:37:43.920 They were good days.

01:37:44.900 They were good days.

01:37:46.140 They all, they all are nothing days.

01:37:48.240 Wife to Hellbilly says, I'm not taking a side either way, but more concerned about my hate speech laws.

01:37:53.380 Yeah, I got a video for that, too.

01:37:55.140 Learning for Life says, fuck socialists with any implement you got.

01:37:58.180 It's time to get spanked with a spatula, homie.

01:38:00.440 Lone Star texting me to a man who says, can I get a phantom vaccine pandemic reparations now?

01:38:05.160 No kidding.

01:38:05.940 I think, I think we're all due for that.

01:38:08.440 Um, what are you guys talking about?

01:38:11.820 Space Jam.

01:38:12.640 Why not?

01:38:13.220 Wives before as a 4chan meme.

01:38:18.060 Yeah, yeah.

01:38:18.420 My wife's boyfriend.

01:38:19.380 But that is a thing.

01:38:20.540 Um, that is a thing.

01:38:22.400 I am the phantom of the honkers.

01:38:24.040 He's here!

01:38:24.780 Field Marshall Ferryman.

01:38:26.020 You've missed a good one.

01:38:26.740 Where have you been?

01:38:27.840 Where the fuck are all the night witches?

01:38:29.100 You're the last surviving one.

01:38:30.600 You're the, you're the only one.

01:38:31.740 You're the only reliable one.

01:38:33.440 Ah, Anastasia's here.

01:38:34.460 So there you got two.

01:38:35.780 Um, there she, or no, that's a different, is it one?

01:38:38.220 I don't even know if it's the same one.

01:38:39.720 What's with all the Russian girls?

01:38:41.680 We're being infiltrated here.

01:38:43.500 She says, new game.

01:38:44.420 Your band name is the last thing you ate and the last thing you ordered online.

01:38:50.320 Jesus.

01:38:56.200 Chicken wing dildos?

01:38:57.700 That's not a game.

01:38:58.660 Ooh, no, I shouldn't have answered that so fast.

01:39:00.600 Oh, I should have, fuck, I should have thought about that one.

01:39:02.660 Fuck!

01:39:08.160 Let's just pretend that didn't happen.

01:39:09.420 That's not, that's not what it, it was, I, it, I, it's okay.

01:39:16.800 We can recover.

01:39:17.560 We can, we can, we can, we can build back better.

01:39:21.840 That's the same story I have twice.

01:39:23.380 I have it built up two times.

01:39:25.600 Ground beef Swiss Navy lube.

01:39:28.400 CRJ, nice, nice.

01:39:31.160 Um, chicken wing dildo.

01:39:33.760 Yeah.

01:39:34.380 Cheese it dog sock.

01:39:35.920 Interesting.

01:39:36.460 Rice watch.

01:39:37.120 Um, I walked away for one minute and came back to chicken wing dildos.

01:39:41.300 Let that be a lesson to you, sir.

01:39:42.360 You ones never walk away from this stream.

01:39:44.620 It'll get the better of you in ways you can't imagine.

01:39:47.900 You know, one day you'll be sitting alone on a park bench as it starts to rain and you realize

01:39:54.540 just how close to death you really are.

01:39:57.360 That's when I knew that if I consumed my entire prescription, it would all be over by morning.

01:40:12.300 Morgan Freeman died by suicide today in the park at age.

01:40:15.320 Who cares how old he was?

01:40:16.940 It's just another Hollywood piece of shit.

01:40:22.680 It's nothing secret to him.

01:40:24.700 No, nope.

01:40:26.240 Not really.

01:40:27.320 I will do it.

01:40:28.400 I'll make fun of all of you.

01:40:30.040 Everyone noon is safe.

01:40:32.100 Close these windows here.

01:40:33.220 Uh, I don't care about that.

01:40:36.760 Hmm.

01:40:37.760 Belinda Gates trashes Bill.

01:40:39.200 She does.

01:40:40.000 It's weird.

01:40:40.420 I don't know.

01:40:40.860 I don't, I don't know where to go with any of these.

01:40:42.420 They don't excite me.

01:40:43.500 A lot of these things.

01:40:44.640 Morgan Freeman just gained another freckle.

01:40:47.340 Knight Rider 3 says if Patton can open a wine bottle with his junk, he wins everything.

01:40:51.060 I've heard stories, my lad.

01:40:53.120 Al Stern.

01:40:53.660 Thank you very much, brother.

01:40:54.720 Uh, I appreciate it, man.

01:40:55.980 He says, where does a guy get a spatula like that?

01:40:58.100 Pancakes and beer go good together.

01:40:59.420 That's a great question.

01:41:03.200 I, I mean, I don't know.

01:41:07.820 I don't know.

01:41:09.440 Bob Cajun says, never used just to open a beer with the end of genders, a book my daughter bought me.

01:41:17.120 Yikes.

01:41:18.380 Yikes.

01:41:19.280 I don't know if I want to go there.

01:41:21.940 Um, uh, Odyssey Sports on, uh, Rumble says just on a headline, Russian economy will be decimated.

01:41:27.600 And what about our own?

01:41:28.360 It's already decimated.

01:41:29.840 It's we've, we've got, they've got room to burn.

01:41:31.980 We are already in the toilet.

01:41:33.920 As far as that goes, I bet it's made in China.

01:41:35.800 I don't want to know.

01:41:36.960 I don't want to know, but I do.

01:41:40.740 I do want to drink this beer.

01:41:42.860 But first.

01:41:43.900 As we know, the RCMP only attract the finest and the toughest and the most robust individuals in the country.

01:42:06.540 And he, and as such, they, so, so what?

01:42:12.540 So they bungled and botched an operation so badly that it cost the lives of two dozen people in Nova Scotia.

01:42:20.740 They mag dumped into a building and they ignored complaints that this maniac had police cars and uniforms and illegal guns for years and years.

01:42:29.920 Cause he was probably selling drugs or something for them.

01:42:34.220 And he had half a million dollars in an account that he took out and was going somewhere.

01:42:40.380 And all these questions remain unanswered and blah, blah, blah.

01:42:43.260 But that doesn't mean they should have to answer these questions.

01:42:47.420 They're human beings.

01:42:49.260 Hasn't them letting your loved ones die punishment enough?

01:42:53.280 And you want them to testify at their inquiry?

01:42:57.020 What kind of monster are you?

01:43:00.120 The RCMP union argues officers should not be made to testify at the Nova Scotia shooting inquiry.

01:43:05.000 As they shouldn't.

01:43:06.680 They're heroes.

01:43:08.960 Officers who responded to the shooting spree.

01:43:11.080 Did they respond or were they busy fucking around and destroying evidence and whatnot as this maniac went on a rampage?

01:43:17.860 And did he?

01:43:18.860 No one really knows what happened yet, still do we?

01:43:21.040 Isn't that wild?

01:43:21.940 Isn't that crazy?

01:43:22.600 The most worst mass murder in history and we have no fucking idea what happened.

01:43:25.880 We don't have a motive.

01:43:26.920 We don't even have a motive.

01:43:28.380 It's been two years.

01:43:31.040 Isn't that weird?

01:43:33.640 Imagine these guys should have to testify.

01:43:35.700 That's just cruel and unusual.

01:43:38.000 Horrible.

01:43:38.860 Horrible.

01:43:39.260 You know, you can't stand the heat, don't be in the kitchen, you know, play games, win prizes.

01:43:49.220 Don't be a cop then.

01:43:52.700 How's that?

01:43:54.160 You don't get to just, you know, fuck your job up that badly and have this many people suffer as a result of it.

01:44:01.880 And just walk the fuck away and say, well, I'm suffering.

01:44:05.580 I have trauma.

01:44:06.540 What about the people that lost their families and have no answers to why?

01:44:11.060 Whatsoever.

01:44:11.940 The reason that you supposedly have this job as a fucking police officer in the first place is because you're supposed to be an exceptional person.

01:44:18.140 Supposed to be stronger, smarter, tougher, more capable than the average person.

01:44:21.960 So that you can do these kinds of things and then follow up, you know, in the aftermath and report on what happened.

01:44:28.820 And weather the storm and shoulder the load, as it were, for the herd, for the rest of the people that you're protecting.

01:44:34.440 But you can't do that.

01:44:35.400 Why?

01:44:35.740 Because you're a fucking coward.

01:44:37.060 Because you're weak and you're a goddamn liar.

01:44:39.300 That's why.

01:44:40.020 Because you're not doing it for the right reasons.

01:44:41.460 You're a goddamn criminal and you're a gangster.

01:44:43.060 That entire organization needs to be shredded, burned, destroyed, and fired into the goddamn sun.

01:44:50.120 Ashes.

01:44:50.680 Goodbye.

01:44:51.420 Bye.

01:44:52.000 Bye-bye.

01:44:52.800 That's where that whole thing needs to go.

01:44:54.760 How many more of these traumatic, horrendous nightmares, scandal after scandal after scandal after scandal, do they need to be involved in before someone goes, all right, that's enough.

01:45:05.980 That's enough.

01:45:06.740 That is enough.

01:45:07.580 Trampling people with horses, beating them with batons, shooting them with rubber bullets, tear gassing people, trampling women and innocent people in the street.

01:45:17.060 And they laughed about it.

01:45:18.680 They laughed about it.

01:45:21.080 You know those leaked screenshots you never heard about in that group chat?

01:45:24.680 I released those.

01:45:25.900 It was me.

01:45:27.440 Tell them it was me.

01:45:29.000 I loved it and I'll do it again.

01:45:32.520 Because I know people inside and you don't know who it is.

01:45:37.580 Rather than doing the adult thing, the grown-up thing, the professional thing.

01:45:43.740 You see, what I would do if it was me and this was a military unit I was in command of and I found out that some of my soldiers were doing, I don't know, raping people or beating civilians or whatever.

01:45:52.780 I would not use all of my resources to cover that up, collude with the media and hide the fact, even if it's on video, and pretend it never happened.

01:46:00.740 Because you know what that does?

01:46:01.640 It destroys trust in the professional institution.

01:46:04.080 The Canadian people see me, see my unit, see our regiment, maybe the entire army as something as less of what it should be.

01:46:09.960 You know, kind of like the Somalia problem.

01:46:11.520 When you don't hold your own men to account, when you don't hold them to the same professional standard, you don't hold yourself and everyone to the same standard, and someone breaches that standard, and you don't address that, you don't deal with that, you don't punish much more than you would a normal person.

01:46:29.020 People lose trust in the institution and it reflects poorly on everyone else.

01:46:32.660 Everyone wearing the uniform.

01:46:34.080 Because people don't remember any of these people's names.

01:46:35.940 They just remember that yellow stripe on your fucking leg.

01:46:39.760 And they remember what it means.

01:46:41.040 It means liar.

01:46:42.040 It means thug.

01:46:43.260 It means criminal.

01:46:45.460 It means maybe I'll get shot with one of your fucking clowns that doesn't know how to operate a rifle.

01:46:53.080 Maybe I'll get butt-stroked in the head, muzzle-ended, and maybe I'll get muzzle-ended in the goddamn dome with a round in the chamber and a mag attached.

01:46:59.900 Was the safety even on?

01:47:00.860 I doubt it.

01:47:01.660 I doubt it, knowing these people.

01:47:05.940 But don't ask them to testify in their own inquiry because they're just too frail.

01:47:11.960 They're too fragile, you see.

01:47:13.640 They've suffered enough.

01:47:15.640 We can arm them with C-8 carbines and 300 rounds of ammunition and, you know, high-cut Mike helmets and all kinds of tactical gear and plates and body armor and pistol belts and sidearms and extra mags and stud grenades and, you know, all of that.

01:47:27.980 Armored cars.

01:47:29.280 Drones.

01:47:29.680 Night vision.

01:47:30.100 The whole thing.

01:47:31.140 They need all of that because they're so fragile.

01:47:33.840 Because people were, hmm, hmm, that happened.

01:47:37.460 So we needed a fucking SWAT team.

01:47:39.160 They shouldn't have to, they shouldn't have to be made to testify.

01:47:46.360 They should, they should all be forced to testify.

01:47:53.220 Forced.

01:47:55.160 That entire organization needs to be investigated top to bottom.

01:47:57.800 It's rotten from the top down.

01:47:59.440 You know, shit rolls downhill, Brenda.

01:48:01.320 Why don't you stress eat some more?

01:48:04.160 If you put on enough weight, you're disgusting.

01:48:08.480 You're supposed to represent our national police force.

01:48:10.820 You can't even be fucking bothered to be in shape.

01:48:15.440 How hard is that?

01:48:17.760 I want to be responsible for tens of thousands of people.

01:48:20.900 Well, let's start with one, Brenda.

01:48:22.460 Can you start with one?

01:48:23.600 Let's start with the one person you can be responsible for.

01:48:26.420 Yourself.

01:48:26.820 Why are you a fat mess?

01:48:29.880 Why?

01:48:31.040 You're not just some person on the street.

01:48:32.520 You're the commissioner of the Royal Canadian Mounted Police.

01:48:34.600 And you can't even be bothered to police your own body.

01:48:38.560 And yet you're one to police the entire country and all of the members of its police force.

01:48:43.920 Gee.

01:48:45.080 I wonder if the RCMP isn't quite what it used to be.

01:48:49.120 It's on the minds of a lot of people these days.

01:48:52.660 Wonder if that's the case.

01:48:53.820 I'm just a guy yelling on the internet.

01:48:56.480 Don't listen to me.

01:48:56.980 What would I know?

01:48:57.720 I don't know anything about professional standards.

01:49:00.260 I don't know anything about accountability.

01:49:01.760 I only carried a fucking machine gun around a war zone.

01:49:04.440 I was barely out of my teenage years.

01:49:06.540 You know how many people I shot I wasn't supposed to?

01:49:08.080 Fucking zero.

01:49:08.800 You know how many buildings I mag-dummed into?

01:49:11.080 Zero times.

01:49:12.600 You know how many people I beat down with weapons and civilians I roughed up for no reason?

01:49:17.420 Zero.

01:49:17.880 That many.

01:49:20.440 It was only a war.

01:49:22.300 It was only a war.

01:49:22.940 I'm sorry.

01:49:23.820 It was only a war.

01:49:24.600 It wasn't something super scary like truck drivers in bouncy castles.

01:49:28.540 Sorry.

01:49:30.200 It wasn't something super, super fucking scary.

01:49:32.900 You wouldn't know anything about chasing a 56-year-old denturist around Colchester County.

01:49:37.800 Oh, no.

01:49:39.240 Is there an old man with a rifle?

01:49:41.040 I wish.

01:49:41.640 That would have been the easiest day we had.

01:49:43.400 Come back to me when your warning order, your frag order is we're going into a village.

01:49:50.860 It's got 60 guys dug in with small arms, automatic weapons, armored, armored, anti-tank, anti-armor weapons, landmines, and IEDs.

01:50:00.320 Everywhere.

01:50:00.960 Snipers, the whole thing.

01:50:02.000 Yeah.

01:50:02.360 They're going to try and kill us all.

01:50:03.580 We'll see.

01:50:04.080 We'll see what happens.

01:50:04.900 Anyway, we'll be there in 10 minutes.

01:50:06.020 Oh, and it's dark out, by the way.

01:50:12.060 But Gabriel Wattman was so scary.

01:50:14.340 Oh, let me cry a single tear of people.

01:50:16.440 Oh, no.

01:50:17.520 Was he?

01:50:18.000 Was he?

01:50:18.540 Oh, wow.

01:50:19.320 Was he really?

01:50:20.460 Was he fucking really?

01:50:22.300 Was he really?

01:50:22.960 Oh, I don't get to make these comparisons, these criticisms.

01:50:25.180 Then why the fuck are you dressed like soldiers then?

01:50:27.280 You want to dress and act like soldiers, but you don't want the responsibility and accountability and the task and purpose that comes with being a soldier, do you?

01:50:38.380 You guys make me so fucking sick.

01:50:41.820 Disgusting.

01:50:48.900 I'm going to wait until most of the veterans clear off of the memorial, and then I'm going to beat the shit out of the smallest guy.

01:50:53.740 Yeah.

01:50:54.320 Fuck yeah.

01:50:56.140 Police.

01:50:56.860 Let's go.

01:50:57.680 You guys disgrace the entire.

01:51:01.360 Never mind.

01:51:02.120 It would take.

01:51:03.060 I don't know what it would take to restore the image of the Canadian police officer.

01:51:06.900 Now, after that, after that display of cowardice, man.

01:51:12.920 And the media covered for them.

01:51:15.340 Covered for them.

01:51:16.160 They used the video of the horses trampling the people, and they cut it right at the end, right before anything happened.

01:51:20.940 They used it on the Fifth Estate to make people like me look bad.

01:51:23.880 They didn't do a very good job of.

01:51:24.880 Um, because they're stupid, you know, and they're old, and I think, I think Jillian's got dementia.

01:51:30.000 We need wellness checks on a lot of these people.

01:51:31.840 Regardless.

01:51:33.360 That's the, that's the real, that's where we're really at.

01:51:35.580 That should scare the shit out of you, that the state can deploy its police forces.

01:51:40.980 And a lot of these guys didn't have name tags or badges or fuck all on.

01:51:43.940 They removed them all.

01:51:44.600 Isn't that convenient?

01:51:45.200 I'm pretty sure it's illegal.

01:51:45.980 I mean, they have name tags or whatever, not regiments, but whatever.

01:51:51.460 Identifying patches and so on for a reason so that you can identify them in the, you know, you know, occurrence of, oh, I don't know, police misconduct.

01:51:59.720 We can't do that now, can we?

01:52:01.340 Isn't that convenient?

01:52:03.360 If that wasn't bad enough, the media, the impartial and fair media, refused to do its job.

01:52:08.920 It knows those videos exist.

01:52:10.240 It played part of one and cut it out on purpose.

01:52:13.660 Fuck it.

01:52:20.340 I will show you this text right now.

01:52:24.380 Where is this asshole?

01:52:29.360 I sent him the goat meme just to be a dick.

01:52:33.440 But there, here it is.

01:52:36.340 You can see it.

01:52:37.320 This is Ivan Angeloski from the CBC's Fifth Estate.

01:52:39.960 If you have any more of those internal RCMP screenshots or anything similar, send it over.

01:52:44.020 Send it over.

01:52:44.580 He knows it exists.

01:52:49.700 They know, they know that they exist.

01:52:51.220 Why didn't they put them in the show?

01:52:55.540 They asked me if I got more.

01:52:57.420 Why?

01:52:57.860 So you can not cover it?

01:53:00.200 So you can use it to try and find out who sent them and then punish that person, that hero, for exposing the rot of your organization to the rest of the country?

01:53:09.040 Is that what you want to do?

01:53:10.100 No.

01:53:13.660 Call me the bad guy some more, you motherfucker.

01:53:21.500 Oh, let's try and read through this drivel and hope I don't have a fucking aneurysm.

01:53:24.800 The officers wish to be helpful.

01:53:27.340 I'm sure they do.

01:53:28.880 In fact, they wish so much to be helpful that they may be willing to extend themselves beyond what's appropriate for their own wellness.

01:53:35.220 Oh, their wellness?

01:53:36.980 Oh, their wellness?

01:53:37.840 22 fucking people are dead.

01:53:39.700 I give about your wellness, dude.

01:53:42.500 Shut the fuck up and stand up there and explain yourself immediately.

01:53:46.500 Immediately.

01:53:47.240 If 18-year-old kids can go fight and die in wars in this country, you constable fucking big balls, you can get the fuck up there and explain yourself.

01:53:54.740 Shut your goddamn mouth.

01:53:56.220 You disgust me.

01:53:57.060 So it would be our submission that you should not ask them to do too much.

01:54:03.200 You should ask them to do what is necessary.

01:54:05.360 Oh, they're so fragile.

01:54:08.320 Of course, it would be best if everyone could explain in their own first-person voice what they experienced.

01:54:12.260 But at what cost?

01:54:14.080 At what cost?

01:54:15.040 Their fifis might get hurt.

01:54:17.140 Oh, I understand your mother's dead and your family is shattered forever.

01:54:20.520 But what about constable fuckface's feelings?

01:54:24.380 He might get triggered.

01:54:25.520 This is a dis...

01:54:29.300 This is insult...

01:54:30.480 I feel so bad for these families, man.

01:54:38.600 It's expected the Inquirer will discuss an expert report Thursday submitted by the police union that explains why officers shouldn't be made to give live testimony.

01:54:46.500 Right.

01:54:50.140 Maybe they'll be busy killing another Polish immigrant at an airport.

01:54:53.680 Do you remember Robert Dysansky?

01:54:55.220 Dysansky?

01:54:55.600 How do you say his name?

01:54:56.520 Guy didn't speak English.

01:54:57.460 He got agitated.

01:54:58.140 He was held in an airport for like six, seven, eight hours.

01:55:00.420 Started freaking the fuck out because they wouldn't let him go anywhere.

01:55:02.600 As any normal man would.

01:55:03.760 So the police showed up.

01:55:04.720 Four of them.

01:55:05.160 The RCMP.

01:55:05.940 And they tasered and they held him down.

01:55:07.260 They beat him and he died.

01:55:09.380 You know who's responsible for that?

01:55:10.660 No one, apparently.

01:55:11.860 Apparently it was nobody's fault.

01:55:12.920 Because their feelings were hurt.

01:55:17.220 Their feelings were fucking hurt.

01:55:19.100 Oh my God, their feelings.

01:55:28.020 It's a song I frequently like to use when I get into moods like this.

01:55:30.960 And it goes a little something like this.

01:55:32.200 You can't handle a fucking job.

01:55:40.560 Quit!

01:55:46.580 It wasn't me.

01:55:47.500 I wasn't there.

01:55:48.100 I had nothing to do with it.

01:55:49.980 I'm just doing my job.

01:55:52.380 You're wearing the uniform.

01:55:53.980 You're helping the machine.

01:55:56.760 Why aren't you saying anything?

01:55:57.880 The problem is not that Danny Bulford isn't perfect.

01:56:02.180 He can't get enough done.

01:56:03.380 He can't do whatever.

01:56:04.040 The problem is there's not 25,000 Danny Bulfords.

01:56:09.160 That's the problem.

01:56:10.400 I say fuck authority.

01:56:13.680 The silent majority.

01:56:16.120 Raised by the system.

01:56:18.240 Now there's nothing right against them.

01:56:20.620 We're sick of a treason.

01:56:23.140 Sick of your lies.

01:56:25.320 Fuck no, we won't listen.

01:56:26.640 We're gonna open your eyes.

01:56:30.780 Frustration.

01:56:31.980 Domination.

01:56:32.980 Feel the rage of a new generation.

01:56:35.380 We're leading it.

01:56:36.500 We're dying.

01:56:37.440 And we're never gonna stop.

01:56:39.100 Stop dying.

01:56:41.360 Stop dying.

01:56:43.800 Stop dying.

01:56:46.260 Stop dying.

01:56:50.200 You know the time is right to take control.

01:56:53.860 We gotta take a...

01:56:54.660 Don't make fun of my dancing.

01:56:55.960 I'm white.

01:56:56.640 BGB still teaching me some stuff.

01:56:59.660 No way.

01:57:00.940 I couldn't stand for it today.

01:57:03.420 Fight for your rights.

01:57:04.760 It's time we had our say.

01:57:07.860 Lost days, fuck authority.

01:57:10.700 Silent majority.

01:57:13.140 Raised by the system.

01:57:15.360 I knew I had one more good fuck the police rant in there.

01:57:19.900 Sick of your lies.

01:57:22.220 Fuck no, we won't listen.

01:57:24.420 We're gonna open your eyes.

01:57:26.060 Frustration.

01:57:27.740 Frustration.

01:57:28.780 Domination.

01:57:29.780 To the range of a new generation.

01:57:32.140 We're leading it.

01:57:32.980 Nathan Bedford Ferryman.

01:57:35.440 Says gas is too expensive.

01:57:36.880 Going from armor to cavalry.

01:57:38.600 Need another malinois to pull my chariot.

01:57:41.520 My ferriot.

01:57:42.660 Teal the wrath.

01:57:45.040 The wrath of hell.

01:57:53.200 Oh no.

01:57:53.580 Oh no, my hair.

01:57:55.060 I gotta be careful because if it goes down a certain way, I become gingeler.

01:57:57.900 No one wants that.

01:57:59.840 We can't have that.

01:58:01.340 Gingeler is far too extreme for these parts.

01:58:04.240 They must be held accountable for what they've done.

01:58:11.620 I screamed an earplug right out of my head.

01:58:16.620 Oh my god.

01:58:17.960 Oh my god.

01:58:18.560 Oh okay.

01:58:27.940 Lost Dog says thanks for Rage and QCast.

01:58:29.340 Thank you, ma'am.

01:58:30.500 Oh my god.

01:58:32.160 How did Hitler is screaming?

01:58:34.660 That's hard.

01:58:36.420 That's another talent.

01:58:37.100 Oh my god.

01:58:42.900 Anyway, honk for ginsler.

01:58:44.980 Honk honk is code for HH, which we all know means Heil Hitler.

01:58:50.820 It was said in the House of Goblins.

01:58:54.700 Oh my god.

01:58:55.620 I don't even want to play that stuff.

01:58:56.920 It makes me so...

01:58:57.600 There's a news story coming out.

01:59:02.460 Well, we're working on it.

01:59:04.660 And I've got an appointment in a couple of days.

01:59:07.100 I don't expect it'll go anywhere, but it's going to be on the public record and the people

01:59:17.300 will know just how stupid you are.

01:59:22.580 And interestingly enough, CSIS has been actually talking to some of the guys.

01:59:30.000 Because they tell me.

01:59:31.360 Because they're good dudes.

01:59:32.480 And that's what we do.

01:59:34.780 And you know what they said?

01:59:37.100 They agree with us!

01:59:42.260 They don't have legislative power.

01:59:43.640 They can't make anything happen.

01:59:44.320 All they can do is write reports and gather intelligence and present it to their political

01:59:49.080 masters.

01:59:49.460 And what they do with it is up to them.

01:59:53.280 But they know what's going on.

01:59:54.560 They read everything.

01:59:55.480 They get everybody's emails, texts.

01:59:56.940 Dude, they got it all.

01:59:57.760 They know what the truth is.

02:00:02.300 And it's not with anti-hate.ca.

02:00:05.960 I'll put it that way.

02:00:09.040 Do you feel the walls closing in, Elizabeth?

02:00:14.620 Where's my hand?

02:00:15.400 Let me just put it on your shoulder.

02:00:17.260 Do you feel in charge?

02:00:19.140 How much money do I owe her, do you think, for living in her head for free for so long?

02:00:26.680 I take up a lot of room.

02:00:28.260 I'm a terrible roommate.

02:00:29.360 I'm loud.

02:00:30.140 I snore.

02:00:31.880 It's bad.

02:00:33.380 It's bad.

02:00:33.980 I rarely clean up after myself.

02:00:37.520 I'm frequently yelling three or more times a week.

02:00:40.620 And I, and in her head, I mean, my God, my God, she should write a book on how to not

02:00:50.760 kill yourself.

02:00:51.560 It'd probably be best.

02:00:52.360 She's got some serious good coping mechanisms and, you know, one shirt, Kurt.

02:00:56.120 I mean, damn.

02:01:00.180 I've never seen anyone try that hard since I was in high school to appear like intimidating

02:01:06.040 and fail so fucking bad at the same time.

02:01:10.620 It's like a 14-year-old.

02:01:13.780 It's so, it's cute.

02:01:14.840 It really is.

02:01:16.460 It really is.

02:01:18.120 Oh.

02:01:19.840 Yeah, so, kind of interesting.

02:01:22.340 You know, CSIS is on the ball, actually.

02:01:24.840 They know what's going on.

02:01:27.560 Maybe I should email them.

02:01:28.640 What do you guys think?

02:01:29.180 Should I do it?

02:01:30.640 Do I dare?

02:01:32.220 Do I dare dance with the devil?

02:01:34.280 You know?

02:01:35.200 See what, see what they, see what they want to do, you know?

02:01:38.800 I'll go to jail so fast.

02:01:40.840 I don't trust you, CSIS.

02:01:42.440 I'm sorry, but I don't.

02:01:44.100 I don't.

02:01:44.660 You work for the government.

02:01:45.640 You work for mental Marco Mendocino and I don't trust you.

02:01:49.060 I wish I could, but I don't.

02:01:51.760 Dan, the raging comrade, says, do it!

02:01:53.780 I could.

02:01:55.260 I could.

02:01:55.860 Do you imagine?

02:01:56.320 I should do it live on the stream right now.

02:01:58.040 Dear CSIS,

02:01:59.480 These are the words of the leader of Diaglorn, your nemesis, who you've been chasing around

02:02:08.740 this country and following all of our people.

02:02:11.540 I am inviting you to a formal parley on an island in the Caribbean in international waters.

02:02:20.300 You must come alone and bring no weapons.

02:02:22.560 You will meet me on the USS Pinochet.

02:02:27.020 No, the DSS Pinochet.

02:02:29.480 It is a decommissioned aircraft carrier from the Second World War that we've, uh, in any

02:02:34.160 way.

02:02:34.540 That would be funny as fuck.

02:02:43.080 Maybe I will.

02:02:43.840 That would be funny.

02:02:44.840 Just, I mean, not only because I could do it, I mean, probably people email CSIS all the

02:02:48.940 time, but I bet they'd answer me.

02:02:54.820 They'd be like, dude, we know.

02:02:56.220 Stop it.

02:02:56.820 Just, just shut up.

02:02:58.220 Just don't be an idiot.

02:02:59.320 All right?

02:02:59.640 Just leave us alone.

02:03:00.380 We've got, we're trying to find actual terrorists.

02:03:02.440 We know.

02:03:02.880 They're like, well, do you know your boss is mentally ill?

02:03:05.820 Yes.

02:03:06.480 Yes.

02:03:06.860 We know mental Marco doesn't take his, doesn't take his meds.

02:03:13.700 On the other hand, as much as I know they love to, and you know, you know, what's funny

02:03:18.620 when they told one of the guys, my podcasts are too long.

02:03:25.340 CSIS can't be bothered to watch them all.

02:03:27.560 That's too much.

02:03:28.700 I've, I've drank the milkshake.

02:03:30.740 I've overwhelmed you.

02:03:32.120 I've overwhelmed.

02:03:33.620 My resolve is, is more infinite than CSIS.

02:03:36.780 I will.

02:03:38.340 This is true.

02:03:39.040 I swear to God.

02:03:39.820 This is what he told him.

02:03:41.260 Like, it's too much.

02:03:42.200 We can't, you know, just give us a gist of it.

02:03:44.020 Like, we don't have time.

02:03:48.560 Oh, oh my God.

02:03:51.720 Four hour podcast of defeated CSIS.

02:03:53.680 Three hours, really?

02:03:54.560 Oh my God.

02:03:57.300 It's too much.

02:03:58.100 Like, can you just tell us, like, is he a terrorist or not?

02:03:59.820 I've got things to do.

02:04:00.640 I've got to pick up my kids, you know?

02:04:02.300 Oh, man.

02:04:12.860 It'd be funny.

02:04:13.760 But on a serious note, though, because their job is to, their job is to identify threats

02:04:22.060 to national security.

02:04:22.700 Like, I, I, you know, to be honest, I had considered getting a job there once by a time

02:04:25.940 when I was getting out of the military.

02:04:26.720 But you need to have a fucking degree in basket weaving or liberal arts or blue haired, you

02:04:30.780 know, white people, bad degree or something, right?

02:04:33.260 To, to even apply.

02:04:34.520 It's one of those jobs.

02:04:35.440 I was like, nah, I'm not doing it.

02:04:37.800 I don't care.

02:04:38.620 You know, CSIS should be on the lookout for Philip if they're looking for anybody.

02:04:40.980 All right, listen, I'll tell you whatever you want to know about him.

02:04:42.960 Whatever you want to know, I will tell you because he fucking scares the shit out of me, too.

02:04:47.240 Okay?

02:04:49.900 He sleeps with his eyes open.

02:04:51.920 Or, or he's pretending to, I don't know if he sleeps at all.

02:04:57.780 I don't, I mean, I'm particularly, it's unsettling when someone can, can like project

02:05:02.160 their voice into your head without speaking.

02:05:04.460 That's not, not really a, really a desirable thing.

02:05:08.320 You don't want this to happen to you.

02:05:09.400 It's very off-putting.

02:05:12.880 Like you're, you're just minding your own business, driving somewhere.

02:05:15.480 You're like, oh, I gotta get gas.

02:05:16.500 I gotta go to the post office.

02:05:17.880 Get more drugs.

02:05:19.480 You're like, what the fuck was that?

02:05:20.800 That was Phillips.

02:05:22.060 She's, that's how he texts me.

02:05:24.200 He just blasts it into my brain.

02:05:29.400 And this is why the nation of Daglon is, is so, I mean, we, we put up a good front.

02:05:32.620 We're very organized, steel resolve and so on and so forth.

02:05:34.640 But our, our, okay.

02:05:37.400 It's like this, all right?

02:05:38.740 This is like a George Bush, Dick Cheney relationship, right?

02:05:41.640 I'm like the fun, you know, boozy kind of fucking fun president.

02:05:45.700 Hey, you know, we're all going to have a good time.

02:05:47.260 And you've got this dark, sinister psychopath in the background kind of lurking and just creepy.

02:05:52.020 That's Phillip.

02:05:52.780 And he's really the president.

02:05:53.960 I mean, he's really in charge.

02:05:54.840 Everybody knows it.

02:05:55.940 And, um, but he's got a serious drug addiction.

02:05:57.860 So no one really gets, gets much done.

02:06:00.420 Um, it's the problem.

02:06:01.980 It's, you know, I don't know.

02:06:04.000 I don't know.

02:06:04.520 I don't know if I want to even sort it out, but I will answer any questions you have about Phillip.

02:06:08.980 I would like to know his whereabouts as well.

02:06:10.460 I'm concerned for, for many of the people in the world, really.

02:06:12.680 Cause I don't know what he's doing.

02:06:14.120 Uh, Colbert's mom is worried about it.

02:06:15.560 She says, I hope Phil isn't making my son do drugs with him.

02:06:17.800 Well, I mean, listen, I mean, Colbert's a big boy.

02:06:23.020 Now he's out of the house.

02:06:24.260 He's 19 hundred years old.

02:06:28.360 He makes his own decisions.

02:06:29.600 Now I'm not going to confirm or deny anything, but I'm just preparing you for the idea that

02:06:33.600 he's, he's, he's not a baby coal furnace anymore.

02:06:36.060 He's a big grown womanizing coal furnace now.

02:06:40.980 So that's something you need to, you need to understand.

02:06:44.260 Mika Shrednik says, uh, stop holding back.

02:06:46.460 Now tell us what you really think about the RCMP.

02:06:48.620 Oh, I'll fucking tell you right now.

02:06:50.200 I'm going to go on a fucking.

02:07:02.200 Fuck him.

02:07:03.300 Fuck him.

02:07:06.120 Is that better?

02:07:08.920 I think that's a, that sums it up.

02:07:10.580 That's a, that sums it up.

02:07:11.520 Big Ed says, can confirm loud roommate.

02:07:16.700 Oh, stop it.

02:07:18.520 Stop it.

02:07:19.900 How dare you?

02:07:20.900 How dare you?

02:07:21.540 Rumble Pete.

02:07:22.440 You guys are loud too.

02:07:23.800 You know what I mean?

02:07:25.620 Thin walls.

02:07:27.460 Know what I'm saying?

02:07:29.940 Sometimes.

02:07:31.600 Think people are sleeping and they're not.

02:07:34.300 They hear some things.

02:07:35.380 Right.

02:07:39.040 Just, uh, letting you know, letting you know, not everybody.

02:07:45.660 Maybe some other people are a little bit loud in that house.

02:07:48.640 You want to go fucking.

02:07:49.300 She's so mad now.

02:08:01.300 She's so mad.

02:08:03.900 I can never go back to Saskatchewan.

02:08:05.400 My life is in danger.

02:08:06.480 Rumble PPC.

02:08:07.440 I love you guys.

02:08:08.260 Hi.

02:08:10.760 Hey, he's laughing.

02:08:11.760 I'm sure he is.

02:08:12.340 He's like, God damn right.

02:08:14.580 Rumble PPC.

02:08:15.320 He says, Canadian MSM have caused so much division and suffering among Canadians for their blatant biased reporting.

02:08:38.920 They've made friends, become enemies, split apart families, and ruin relationships.

02:08:41.760 They are guilty as sin.

02:08:43.400 I agree with that entirely.

02:08:45.640 They're one of the most, they're one of the biggest problems.

02:08:47.600 In fact, if it wasn't for their, uh, cooperation, their collaboration, none of this would have been possible.

02:08:59.640 In fact, you might say they were the critical component and without their cooperation, this never would have gotten anywhere.

02:09:06.160 Would have had no legs.

02:09:08.740 What they could have done was nothing.

02:09:11.120 They could have just not report.

02:09:12.400 They could have just not done anything.

02:09:13.900 They were, you know, led or instructed to do.

02:09:18.580 I'm not even asking them to do their job and just tell the truth.

02:09:22.060 You don't even have to do that.

02:09:23.240 You don't even, you don't even have to do that.

02:09:24.780 Just don't lie.

02:09:26.400 And they couldn't even do that.

02:09:27.580 And now the truth is coming out.

02:09:30.800 See the Pfizer's, uh, Pfizer, uh, documents come out.

02:09:34.080 They wanted to wait 75 years or 77 years or something.

02:09:37.120 And then it was 55 years.

02:09:38.760 They're coming out now.

02:09:39.800 And the pages of side effects are, you know, I said that pages in small print, by the way, in small print.

02:09:48.600 And, and then, oh, and then there's this little interesting, uh, clip.

02:09:53.100 See if I can find this here.

02:09:54.700 Uh, where we, this is Stefan Ulrich from, uh, Bayer Monsanto.

02:09:59.300 He's one of the, involved in one of the pharmaceutical companies, uh, that produce a lot of these vaccines.

02:10:02.680 So let's just listen to what he has to say for a second here.

02:10:04.420 It's very intriguing and very, very, very awesome.

02:10:06.980 Very, you know, very boner inducing.

02:10:09.320 Uh, we're really taking that leap, uh, us as a company buyer, uh, in cell and gene therapy,

02:10:15.180 which to me is one of these examples where really we're going to make a difference, hopefully, uh, moving forward.

02:10:21.240 There are some, uh, uh, ultimately the, uh, the mRNA vaccines, uh, are an example for that, uh, cell and gene therapy.

02:10:27.640 I always like to say, if we had surveyed two years ago, uh, in the public, would you be willing to take, uh, uh, uh, gene, gene or cell therapy

02:10:36.060 and inject it into your body, we would have probably had a 95% refusal rate.

02:10:40.860 I think, uh, this pandemic has also opened many people's eyes to, to innovation in the way that, uh, was maybe not possible before.

02:10:50.120 Huh.

02:10:50.560 Well, isn't that convenient?

02:10:54.520 If it wasn't for the pandemic, 95% of people would have said no to gene modification.

02:11:02.960 But thankfully they were scared into doing what Mr. Ulrich wanted them to do.

02:11:10.400 Gene modification.

02:11:11.760 That was like a couple of days ago.

02:11:16.520 They're just admitting it now because you know what?

02:11:18.200 It's done.

02:11:18.680 It's too late.

02:11:19.960 You can't un-inject yourself.

02:11:22.660 No one can.

02:11:25.360 They've got what they wanted.

02:11:26.900 They got pretty much everybody injected.

02:11:29.020 They made trillions of dollars.

02:11:32.320 And that's it.

02:11:33.200 And there's another, another, uh, little birdie has been telling people Doug Ford didn't get vaccinated.

02:11:40.880 It was fake.

02:11:41.840 He hasn't gotten any.

02:11:44.320 Well, who would even say that?

02:11:45.740 His own daughter, evidently, is telling people.

02:11:51.460 Now, where do you suppose that lands on the boogie board for Doug Ford?

02:11:59.900 Considering, oh, I mean, oh, geez.

02:12:01.800 I mean, oh, he's like Rodney Dangerfield melted into a stick.

02:12:05.540 I finally figured it out.

02:12:07.500 I knew there was a missing component to Doug Ford.

02:12:09.520 I knew because I could look at him.

02:12:13.200 I can taste it through the screen.

02:12:14.880 He is butter.

02:12:15.660 He's a butter stick with a suit.

02:12:18.800 Greased up.

02:12:20.860 Partially melted from the heat.

02:12:24.060 Produced by Christopher.

02:12:29.980 Push it down, push it down, push it down.

02:12:31.940 But he's, he's, he's also part Rodney Dangerfield.

02:12:38.400 Oh, geez.

02:12:39.120 I mean, oh, I mean, buddy, oh, guy.

02:12:41.200 I was, I was just being butter here.

02:12:42.740 And I was just, oh, tough crowd.

02:12:44.500 Oh, tough crowd.

02:12:45.400 You, you fucking coerced and forced and intimidated people into doing this.

02:12:49.600 You even went so far as to conduct your own charade.

02:12:52.080 Oh, I did it too.

02:12:53.080 When you did it, you lied.

02:12:54.460 You lied about it.

02:12:58.180 The destruction and the misery that that's caused is incalculable.

02:13:03.040 You would need an alien space force from another galaxy to come here and tally up that, that, that, that toll.

02:13:11.960 Financially, emotionally, spiritually, the destroyed families, all the stuff that, you know, the, uh, was just talking about there.

02:13:17.020 And you didn't, and you knew the whole time and you didn't even buy into it yourself.

02:13:23.340 That is, um, that, that's, that's, that's a, that is a crime of a proportion that I'm not even prepared to, uh, I mean, execution without a doubt.

02:13:42.720 Right.

02:13:43.320 I mean, that ends in swinging.

02:13:44.760 You get convicted of something like that.

02:13:48.440 I mean, they prove that and they go, yep, that's what he did.

02:13:51.540 That's the proof.

02:13:52.360 What do you think should happen?

02:13:53.360 Death.

02:13:55.500 Definitely.

02:13:56.200 Are you kidding me?

02:13:57.440 And how many other ones are, are guilty of this?

02:14:02.340 But they got what they wanted.

02:14:04.100 Everybody did what they were told.

02:14:05.980 And now it's too late.

02:14:08.060 Now we're going to, now we're going to fight a war with the Russians and the Chinese.

02:14:11.000 Oh, goody.

02:14:13.060 Oh, goody, good.

02:14:14.760 We never would have gotten people to, to submit to, to gene therapy before.

02:14:20.900 Hey, Tony!

02:14:21.960 Why aren't you triple-vaxxed Tony yet?

02:14:24.720 Did you, you saw the Bayer's guy?

02:14:27.100 You like your gene therapy, Tony, huh?

02:14:30.100 You like it, huh?

02:14:31.220 Where's your third vaccine, Tony?

02:14:32.860 Why aren't you triple-vaxxed Tony yet?

02:14:34.680 Why aren't you quadruple-vaxxed Tony yet?

02:14:37.140 Why aren't you, uh, rest in peace Tony yet?

02:14:39.920 Brave soldier of Antifa, the Twitter commando who bravely posted things anonymously, bravely virtue-signaled about his vaccine status, and then stopped for some reason.

02:14:56.080 Why aren't you triple-vaxxed Tony?

02:15:01.040 Tony.

02:15:01.420 Show me the papers.

02:15:08.560 Hellbilly says, is it possible you have made CESA see the light?

02:15:11.720 I mean, dude, they, they, they see everything.

02:15:14.900 Like, you can't hide.

02:15:16.520 I mean, I have a, I have enough insight into, like, telecommunications and OPSEC and how things work in the military and the special forces and so on.

02:15:24.840 And I know what we have, and I can only fucking imagine what's, and what's available to them.

02:15:31.940 And their partners in other, you know, MI6 and CIA and whatever.

02:15:36.220 Like, people are like, well, what's like, what's secure?

02:15:38.900 Like, can I use, like, we should use, we should use Signal, we should use.

02:15:42.360 No, there's no such thing.

02:15:43.460 If it uses electricity, they got you.

02:15:46.700 They got it all.

02:15:48.560 Everything.

02:15:49.260 If you're even near, you don't even own any devices.

02:15:51.900 If you're near someone else's, they will know your voice by, by algorithm.

02:15:56.340 Like, it's that bad.

02:15:57.860 They can tell your fucking eye color from space if they're looking for you that hard.

02:16:00.860 They will find you.

02:16:01.960 There's no point.

02:16:04.120 You literally cannot hide anymore.

02:16:06.560 Learning devices, they can see through walls.

02:16:07.820 Yes, they actually can.

02:16:09.240 They, there's lasers they can, they can shoot onto panes of glass.

02:16:12.960 That can pick up sound in the entire house.

02:16:15.780 I mean, people will go, oh, I'm going to go and get a bug scanner.

02:16:21.800 Dude, that was 20 years ago.

02:16:23.860 They're way beyond that now.

02:16:25.360 Like, it's pointless.

02:16:29.520 You can't.

02:16:30.400 But the beautiful thing is, you know, when all this was going on, like, oh my God, CSIS is watching the scenario.

02:16:36.480 I was like, I don't, good.

02:16:37.320 I'm glad they are.

02:16:38.740 Because you know what they're going to find?

02:16:39.820 Nothing.

02:16:41.220 Nothing.

02:16:42.460 They're going to find some shit posters and some comedians and memers and people trying to have fun on the internet and use each other for, you know, peer support and camaraderie and community.

02:16:50.980 And to try to do what they can to survive and thrive, if possible, during a very difficult national time, international time, really.

02:17:01.380 That's it.

02:17:02.300 And they know that.

02:17:03.880 That's why I'm not in jail.

02:17:05.580 That's why none of us are in jail.

02:17:06.600 Well, almost none of us are in jail.

02:17:09.980 And as for the ones that are, we've got no evidence, do we?

02:17:12.800 We don't know what the hell happened there.

02:17:15.520 There's a publication ban.

02:17:16.660 So my point is, this is long, rambling, winded nonsense.

02:17:31.840 My point is, if you have that kind of knowledge, if you're aware of this, and the country you serve is preparing to eliminate,

02:17:46.660 eliminate, you know, in all but name, destroy free speech, and outlaw its political opposition, and give it the legal tools to egregiously punish political and dissenting, you know, populations.

02:18:03.640 Based on ridiculous criteria that you know are based on non-existent threats.

02:18:10.120 Are you not morally obligated to stop that from happening?

02:18:12.920 Because you're the only ones that know, for sure.

02:18:18.800 You can prove it.

02:18:26.000 I mean, what are you going to do?

02:18:28.860 What are you going to tell your kids?

02:18:34.940 Because someday, you can even be one of these people that, I agree with everything.

02:18:40.040 I think everything the government does is amazing all the time.

02:18:42.600 It's fantastic.

02:18:43.400 That's, that's, that's nice.

02:18:44.600 Good for you.

02:18:45.600 Glad for you.

02:18:46.080 I'm happy for you.

02:18:46.820 Congratulations.

02:18:47.940 Someday.

02:18:50.060 Maybe tomorrow.

02:18:51.460 Maybe next year's, maybe five years.

02:18:53.220 Maybe, actually.

02:18:54.960 Maybe in, think about this.

02:18:56.860 Maybe it's in 15 years.

02:18:58.320 When your five-year-old boy you love so much gets involved in the, you know, the wrong thing.

02:19:06.020 And he goes to fucking jail for 10 years.

02:19:08.980 And you helped make that happen.

02:19:11.100 You helped cultivate, and you allowed that kind of environment to manifest itself.

02:19:16.040 That your own children are going to live in an environment where they can be jailed arbitrarily for the wrong opinions.

02:19:21.260 Then what?

02:19:26.280 Do you, do you go, uh, convertible or hatchback?

02:19:29.800 Like, which way do you point the gun when you, when you shoot yourself in the fucking brain?

02:19:35.500 It's not a joke.

02:19:37.140 This is, this is scary shit that's happening.

02:19:39.680 And, uh, I'm doing all I can do.

02:19:43.040 I will take all your guns.

02:19:44.320 I don't need guns.

02:19:45.180 I don't need anything.

02:19:46.060 I have this.

02:19:46.560 I have this big, stupid mouth that's going to do way more damage than anything else I could ever do.

02:19:49.780 And that's all I ever intended to do is as with, as is everyone else's.

02:19:53.580 These guys have several power.

02:19:55.180 You've got access to a lot of information and they, and they know what's going on.

02:20:00.000 And we have an embarrassing country where senators think that a meme country is in threat to national security.

02:20:05.680 You, I mean, guys, like, do I need to email CSIS and have a sit down?

02:20:12.240 Is that what has to happen now?

02:20:14.340 I will.

02:20:15.320 I fucking will.

02:20:18.540 Because I'm not a criminal.

02:20:19.780 And they know that.

02:20:24.340 And they know you guys aren't criminals either.

02:20:26.800 Because they deal with actual seriously dangerous people all the time.

02:20:30.480 They know the difference.

02:20:32.060 You know?

02:20:32.280 And like I said on the last one, it's sad, man.

02:20:39.800 It's very sad that when the Canadian forces, D&D, I don't know whoever they called, received over hundreds of requests to protect the truck drivers from the police.

02:20:52.960 So that shows you why the police hate veterans so much.

02:20:57.060 Because the public respects veterans to a level that is drastically beyond what they, what they do to police officers.

02:21:04.020 And they're jealous.

02:21:05.100 They have dick fear.

02:21:06.040 That's what it is.

02:21:06.540 They don't like the big dicks in the army.

02:21:10.460 They just, it bothers them.

02:21:12.360 You know?

02:21:13.180 Ours hang and, you know, there's just point.

02:21:15.360 Because they're little.

02:21:20.620 You know?

02:21:21.120 Again, the problem isn't that there's not enough Danny Bulfords.

02:21:26.780 Where are the Danny Bulfords in the military?

02:21:28.380 Where are these, I mean, we've got heroic, is he at James Topp?

02:21:32.260 He's going to march all the way to Ottawa from Vancouver, from Vancouver Island?

02:21:35.320 Is that where he rucked from?

02:21:36.740 Is he insane?

02:21:37.440 That's crazy.

02:21:38.640 That is, if he pulls this off, I mean, fuck Terry Fox at that point.

02:21:44.700 All right?

02:21:44.980 This is so much, well, he doesn't have cancer.

02:21:47.260 And he does have both his legs.

02:21:48.180 It would be quite a feat.

02:21:52.580 I'll tell you that right now.

02:21:58.960 Everyone knows this is wrong.

02:22:02.060 On some level or not.

02:22:03.320 It's just who's courageous enough to do anything about it.

02:22:05.440 And for some reason, the only people that are willing to stand up are the ones, you know,

02:22:09.120 on the bottom or in the middle.

02:22:10.300 Where is, where, you want to, you want to sit there and call yourself a general?

02:22:13.840 You want to call yourself some kind of whatever?

02:22:15.880 And you can't even, you can't even do what privates and corporals and sergeants and just

02:22:22.800 constable police officers and, I don't know what Bulford's rank was, a sergeant probably

02:22:26.520 or something like that.

02:22:27.840 You can't even match their level of, of courage and righteousness as, you know, because why?

02:22:34.680 Because you're going to lose my job and my pension on my stuff, my million dollar house.

02:22:39.360 Well, that just tells me you were never, you were never right for that job in the first

02:22:44.640 place.

02:22:48.820 I saw them, uh, gloating on Reddit or whatever the fuck about, uh, some, some Russian paratrooper

02:22:53.420 general was killed the other day.

02:22:55.760 I was like, you know what?

02:22:58.100 If that guy, from what I've read about him and his career, that guy would have wanted it

02:23:02.700 that way because a real general, a real leader, a real fucking, you know, a champion of his

02:23:07.020 men would be the, would want to go down before any one of them.

02:23:09.540 You know, he's in his fifties.

02:23:10.660 He's had a good, good run.

02:23:11.700 He's like, take me before you take any one of my 18 year old boys, you motherfucker.

02:23:15.500 You know, I'll take a boat for them any day of the week.

02:23:18.500 That's a general.

02:23:20.000 That's the fucking man you want right there.

02:23:21.720 Where are those guys in the Canadian forces?

02:23:23.200 Where are those guys in the government?

02:23:24.280 Where are those guys in the police?

02:23:25.280 Where are those guys?

02:23:27.020 Do they, do we have them?

02:23:28.020 Sad state of affairs, boys.

02:23:38.580 Country's in rough shape.

02:23:42.760 Fisher of Men says, Cesus, guys and gals need to catch that 3 p.m. bus back to Orleans

02:23:46.860 or Bar Haven, just like all the other government workers in Ottawa.

02:23:51.200 Deanna01 says, if you ignore it, it'll go away.

02:23:53.920 I love this community and all our bigots and night witches.

02:23:56.340 Thank you very much.

02:23:58.460 Thank you very much, Deanna.

02:23:59.980 I appreciate that.

02:24:00.580 Lost Dog says, as more of the Pfizer papers come out, I'm thinking of walking about public

02:24:04.360 in a hazmat suit with an AM radio blasting static while I scan people at random.

02:24:09.120 All the better if I get five buddies to join.

02:24:11.060 That would be hilarious.

02:24:12.420 John M says, sure thing, Mr. Handprints on the truck.

02:24:21.100 Shambo, how you doing, man?

02:24:22.220 Thank you very much.

02:24:22.840 Says, maybe Phillip can help you get your truck out of the ditch next time.

02:24:25.340 Hey, come on.

02:24:28.140 To be fair, that ditch came out of, listen, who told?

02:24:36.600 That was a very narrow road.

02:24:39.840 And the snow was, you couldn't, you had, you know, and you know, I was told that happens

02:24:44.640 all the time.

02:24:45.400 All right.

02:24:45.840 I'm not going to sit here and have my truckmanship judged like this.

02:24:52.180 This is outrageous.

02:24:54.760 This is outrageous.

02:24:55.700 This is egregious.

02:24:56.520 This is offensive.

02:24:58.780 Hellbilly says, I got no reason to hide.

02:25:00.720 Come get it.

02:25:01.220 You're right.

02:25:02.320 Like your beard.

02:25:03.120 Oh, for, okay.

02:25:04.360 All right.

02:25:04.760 All right.

02:25:18.360 I took the liberty of opening another spatula beer.

02:25:23.240 Like really my, it's coming in quite, you know, a lot whiter than it was, but it's there.

02:25:28.580 All right.

02:25:33.120 Can't believe you guys thought we were friends.

02:25:44.260 What next?

02:25:45.320 What are you going to do next?

02:25:49.100 Unbelievable.

02:25:49.840 Unbelievable.

02:25:51.200 It's, it really is.

02:25:52.080 It's you're not sorry.

02:25:54.440 You're not sorry at all.

02:25:55.880 You're laughing your ass off.

02:25:59.160 At least the government's back.

02:26:00.700 The government, the only way to beat the Commander Rikers is to get them to fight each

02:26:05.140 other.

02:26:05.920 Life in the nebula.

02:26:07.360 Star Trek did rule.

02:26:09.400 The two Rikers must fight each other to defy or find who is the best Riker.

02:26:14.700 We haven't done a movie in forever.

02:26:17.420 We haven't done a movie in forever or an unsolved mystery in forever.

02:26:22.040 We got to do something.

02:26:22.960 We got to, we got to find something.

02:26:24.960 If it makes you feel better, my wife is laughing too.

02:26:27.700 Well, Comrade Taco, I can't tell you how much it, how wet, I love it when women laugh

02:26:32.520 at me.

02:26:32.860 I've gotten so used to it.

02:26:33.980 You know what?

02:26:34.400 I've learned to embrace it.

02:26:35.620 I've made it part of my personality.

02:26:37.340 You know, it's fine.

02:26:39.120 It's fine.

02:26:39.720 I like it.

02:26:41.500 Laugh it up.

02:26:46.960 The honking movie.

02:26:48.660 I got, maybe.

02:26:49.700 What?

02:26:49.900 I don't know.

02:26:50.320 I got to have more like, I don't know.

02:26:52.960 I need, oh, Jesus.

02:26:58.660 Oh, Jesus.

02:27:01.380 Senior Bean is back.

02:27:02.700 Senior Bean has returned.

02:27:03.940 He has returned from his aides.

02:27:05.560 He's, Senior Bean has returned from his sayesta.

02:27:08.860 He says, oh, shit, rage is life.

02:27:10.460 Good to see you, mijo hermano.

02:27:11.600 I'm glad you are back, Senior Bean.

02:27:14.700 And I want to tell you, I want to, I have a message for you to give to all of the chat

02:27:18.840 members who are making fun of my beard and my truckmanship, okay?

02:27:22.960 You see, I need you to relay the message.

02:27:24.800 Plata o plomo.

02:27:28.640 Love you, man.

02:27:29.760 Lost Dog says, got your pension and benefits?

02:27:31.560 You'll owe nothing and be happy.

02:27:33.120 Yeah, not for much longer.

02:27:33.920 Some Weekends and Tuesdays says, my Jewish ass is just here to curry favor with all the

02:27:39.740 violent supremacists.

02:27:42.660 Emphasis on sarcastic quotation marks.

02:27:44.260 Hey, this tactic worked for George Soros during the 40s.

02:27:46.960 Don't judge me, Mazel Tov.

02:27:49.440 You're a crafty bastard, you know.

02:27:52.540 I'm keeping my eye on you.

02:27:54.720 Some Weekends and Tuesdays.

02:27:56.720 We did some Weekends and Thursdays.

02:27:59.040 Why are they doing on Tuesday, not Thursday?

02:28:01.540 Oh, they're over here.

02:28:02.540 I can reach the whole time.

02:28:04.320 I thought this was in the fridge, and it was right there.

02:28:07.380 It was right there.

02:28:09.180 Well, there you go.

02:28:11.560 This has been a weird street.

02:28:12.960 No more Beard Wars.

02:28:14.140 Yes, no more Brother Beard Wars.

02:28:15.860 That's what we need.

02:28:20.780 You guys, you guys.

02:28:27.940 And once my beard had been shaved too short, I...

02:28:31.100 I knew that my power as a man had been significantly reduced.

02:28:37.520 Because I always knew, even as a young boy.

02:28:42.000 No one took a man with bad facial hair seriously.

02:28:44.880 No one.

02:28:45.260 My father had a deadly mustache my entire life.

02:28:50.680 Not a beard, but a quite magnificent mustache.

02:28:55.020 He was respected.

02:28:56.920 He was listened to.

02:29:03.300 Chuck Norris.

02:29:05.320 Glorious beard.

02:29:07.120 And glorious martial ability.

02:29:09.460 And there I was.

02:29:12.540 With a shitty beard.

02:29:16.500 Not even...

02:29:18.840 Five-year-old boy would listen to me.

02:29:22.200 I had my wallet stolen by a toddler.

02:29:25.240 I did not have the strength to pick myself up from the mud puddle he shoved me into.

02:29:30.520 As he took my wallet...

02:29:32.460 And my manhood that day.

02:29:34.020 On the side of a...

02:29:35.940 On the side of a...

02:29:36.940 On the side of a busy streets...

02:29:45.940 I was...

02:29:48.740 I was raped by a gang of...

02:29:51.000 Coming this summer.

02:29:57.360 What I'm trying to say is...

02:30:05.280 Take care of your beards and your facial hair, fellas.

02:30:08.960 If it can happen to me, it can happen to you.

02:30:11.660 One day, I'm...

02:30:12.920 Bigger than life itself.

02:30:14.960 You can do anything.

02:30:17.460 The next day...

02:30:19.400 You got a five-year-old...

02:30:21.240 Making you suck his thumb.

02:30:23.800 Well, he takes your wallet.

02:30:25.120 And your wife.

02:30:29.640 There's nothing you can do about it.

02:30:32.040 You're just a beardless baby.

02:30:36.280 It really is that dramatic.

02:30:37.680 It really is.

02:30:40.520 Be careful.

02:30:41.800 Be careful out there.

02:30:43.340 Beard injections.

02:30:44.240 We need beer steroids.

02:30:46.460 Beard...

02:30:46.820 Oh, Jesus Christ.

02:30:47.940 Let's just get this out.

02:30:49.440 We're almost done.

02:30:50.580 We're almost done.

02:30:51.220 Let's just get out of here.

02:30:51.860 Hellbilly says,

02:30:53.680 I got three years on you.

02:30:54.800 Wife's got six years on me.

02:30:56.340 And the gray is thick all around.

02:30:58.360 I'm not sure what that means.

02:30:59.300 I'm just hoping it's no more insults.

02:31:00.700 Because I'm really...

02:31:01.480 I'm this close to having a nervous breakdown, guys.

02:31:03.540 I don't...

02:31:03.900 The amount of abuse I take from you...

02:31:06.420 So much worse than I could anyone else.

02:31:09.500 Not the kind of abuse that Melinda Gates took at the hands of...

02:31:12.860 You know...

02:31:13.320 Jeffrey Epstein.

02:31:15.660 Ferry is just ruthlessly posting here.

02:31:18.400 He supports the current thing.

02:31:19.800 I'm pretty sure that came from him.

02:31:21.860 Poor Melinda Gates, who looks like a man.

02:31:27.500 And then we've got child slave labor camps.

02:31:30.220 You know, the renewable green energy that people love so much.

02:31:33.160 Lithium mines.

02:31:35.180 And so on.

02:31:36.840 Do you know where that stuff comes from?

02:31:40.720 Greta, your tits are going to shrink back down to shitty again.

02:31:44.560 Because, you know, you had them for a little while.

02:31:46.920 When you had your car...

02:31:47.800 And the washing machine, sink fruit, and all of that.

02:31:50.660 We had a good run.

02:31:52.820 But as it turns out, as reported by Black Lock's reporter,

02:31:54.980 statements to the Senate Human Rights Committee revealed that even forced child labor

02:31:58.880 sometimes contributes to the electric battery and wind turbine supply chains.

02:32:04.240 Mmm.

02:32:04.880 Hmm.

02:32:05.920 Mmm.

02:32:07.640 Mmm.

02:32:08.400 Good old child slave labor.

02:32:10.340 We need to go green.

02:32:14.460 We need to have secure our future.

02:32:17.400 We need to protect the environment.

02:32:18.980 And by doing so, we need to whip these children into shape.

02:32:23.200 We need the lithium mines and the batteries for our green electric cars on the backs of these dead children

02:32:29.800 so we can protect the environment and so on.

02:32:35.720 Gretler, Gretler, Gretler.

02:32:37.100 Gretler, she's a scary person.

02:32:40.260 She's scary.

02:32:42.300 Anyway.

02:32:44.580 I was going to talk about the anti-hate bill here for a second,

02:32:47.020 but instead I'm just going to look at this beer as I'm going to let my good friend

02:32:50.440 and brave Canadian patriot that he is.

02:32:59.740 And very underrated!

02:33:01.840 Greg Wycliffe, explain this to you.

02:33:03.100 He did get a lot of attention, actually, you know, down in a, he was in Ottawa and Toronto

02:33:06.700 and so on, doing his thing.

02:33:07.920 Glad to see him getting some success, finally.

02:33:10.380 Greg's an undiscovered gem.

02:33:11.580 Check this out.

02:33:12.240 Be right back.

02:33:14.300 Hey Canadians, have you heard of Bill C-36?

02:33:17.080 This bill was just put on the table by the liberals,

02:33:19.260 and they say it's going to stop hate speech.

02:33:21.780 Let me tell you why that's total nonsense.

02:33:24.240 First of all, we already have hate speech laws in this country.

02:33:27.020 They're well defined, and they're already in our criminal code.

02:33:29.500 Second of all, they say this bill is going to stop online harms and hate speech

02:33:34.560 that leads to real-world violence.

02:33:36.880 This is the exact same argument like video games.

02:33:40.900 Video games cause violence.

02:33:42.500 It's the same argument, okay?

02:33:45.200 Third of all, is there a new expanded definition of hate speech that they want to include?

02:33:50.260 What they're adding is if you detest or if you vilify something,

02:33:54.880 that is now going to be called hate speech.

02:33:56.680 I detest and vilify Justin Trudeau.

02:33:59.240 I detest and vilify dishonest fake people.

02:34:02.280 I detest and vilify evil.

02:34:04.480 Am I allowed to hate evil anymore?

02:34:06.400 I mean, the Bible says to hate evil, so how are we going to square that?

02:34:09.620 They mentioned the Bible!

02:34:10.320 Justin Trudeau, you detest and vilify conservatives, bud.

02:34:16.300 No, we're not allowed to do that, Greg, you see.

02:34:18.760 There's a lot of reasons and things we can't do.

02:34:21.120 But it's really quite complicated.

02:34:25.580 But, you know, sorry to say, I really don't like evil people.

02:34:33.340 I'm sorry I'm going to do it in Canadian fashion.

02:34:35.960 I'm sorry you're such a pedophile.

02:34:38.440 I'm sorry you're such a lying, thieving bastard.

02:34:41.780 I'm sorry you're such a communist, power-hungry, bloodthirsty, crazy psychopath.

02:34:48.080 I'm sorry you can't be reasoned with.

02:34:50.180 I'm sorry you can't be talked to like a normal fucking human being.

02:34:55.180 And I'm sorry that I will never shut the fuck up about it.

02:34:59.260 And there's nothing you can do with all your media.

02:35:02.720 And all your fancy whistles and toys.

02:35:05.560 And all your anchorman.

02:35:06.920 And all your police.

02:35:08.000 And there's nothing you can do.

02:35:09.480 You'll never get me.

02:35:14.220 You'll never get us.

02:35:16.700 You want, they want this.

02:35:18.140 They want this more than anything.

02:35:20.680 And they can't get it.

02:35:22.000 And it drives them fucking crazy.

02:35:25.120 And I love it.

02:35:26.380 I touch myself to it.

02:35:27.700 I love it.

02:35:28.160 Let it go!

02:35:38.240 I'm just weathering a rough patch.

02:35:41.120 Indestructible.

02:35:42.020 It's the scratch.

02:35:43.080 Denial is the duck is when you live in a hole.

02:35:45.420 Why does the hell make you feel so cold?

02:35:47.720 Make a move and you pay for it.

02:35:50.220 Pick a word and you pray to it.

02:35:52.640 You're so demanding when you want the truth.

02:35:54.700 But you're still in the way for me.

02:35:57.380 Oh.

02:35:59.540 I'll never kill myself to save my soul.

02:36:02.660 I was coming and I was out of love.

02:36:09.040 I didn't come this far to sing so low.

02:36:13.480 I'm finally only going to let it go.

02:36:16.700 All right, Corey, it's fine.

02:36:26.360 You'll get another song here.

02:36:27.600 We're almost done.

02:36:28.160 We're almost done, Corey.

02:36:29.280 I just wanted to get that last one in there.

02:36:31.860 I hope you guys had fun.

02:36:33.140 I hope you guys had a good time.

02:36:34.080 I hope you feel better.

02:36:35.540 I hope you feel angrier and, you know, more motivated.

02:36:39.900 There's a lot of people that held on tonight.

02:36:42.000 I love these numbers.

02:36:43.220 This is crazy.

02:36:44.700 Pulling well over 1,500 people a night now.

02:36:46.920 Isn't that nasty?

02:36:50.740 Dude, picture 1,500 people in your mind every night.

02:36:54.600 Well, the Fifth Estate gets a lot more viewers than your Facebook page.

02:37:03.400 Actually, Jillian, the guys crunched the numbers on that.

02:37:05.920 And between my Telegram page, the live streams, the podcast, Instagram,

02:37:11.100 I'm sorry to say, it's actually a lot closer than you might think.

02:37:18.080 But, you know, it's quality is what counts, you know.

02:37:22.480 Who is listening to who?

02:37:23.700 You have the 65-up boomer crowd.

02:37:29.140 We have everybody else.

02:37:32.360 So, oh, and they're all, you know, you can get your booster and so on.

02:37:36.780 So, I'm very comfortable with where we're at right now.

02:37:40.040 I wouldn't get too comfortable.

02:37:43.640 Hailbilly says, to the abuse of the raging ginger wife's reply, muffin.

02:37:48.800 Oh, for fuck, woman, I swear to God!

02:37:53.700 I have feelings, too.

02:38:06.020 I have a mommy that loves me very much.

02:38:08.260 What is this on my screen?

02:38:10.000 If I stand just the right way, there's a weird...

02:38:12.640 Some kind of reflection?

02:38:14.060 What is this?

02:38:15.140 Is this a ghost?

02:38:15.940 Is there a ghost orb?

02:38:16.920 What is that?

02:38:17.520 Right in front of the microphone.

02:38:18.120 Like, if I go...

02:38:19.160 Disappears.

02:38:19.860 It comes back?

02:38:21.860 Disappears.

02:38:22.420 It comes back.

02:38:23.080 It disappears.

02:38:25.080 Disappears and comes back.

02:38:26.780 No one knows.

02:38:29.100 But I'm a man of my word.

02:38:31.040 And I did promise something.

02:38:33.380 That I must now find.

02:38:35.320 In this desktop.

02:38:36.300 What do we want to do?

02:38:46.580 Okay, I'm ready.

02:38:47.420 I think I'm ready.

02:38:48.140 I think it's been a while.

02:38:51.520 It's time for a movie.

02:38:54.220 Fairy one at the honking.

02:38:55.140 I don't know.

02:38:59.520 I'm not feeling it, though.

02:39:00.700 I mean, I got to get the feelings from it, you know?

02:39:03.040 I got to feel, you know, just a certain way, you know?

02:39:10.140 Like when a man sees yoga pants, you just...

02:39:12.080 Something comes over you.

02:39:13.660 Just gets you...

02:39:14.540 There's nothing you can do, you know?

02:39:18.660 And it just...

02:39:19.660 It sets you on a path to something that...

02:39:22.300 It's like a runaway train.

02:39:23.640 And it just takes care of itself.

02:39:26.520 You guys know what I'm talking about.

02:39:28.540 So do you, you whores.

02:39:29.620 You know exactly what you're doing.

02:39:31.300 Don't act like...

02:39:32.320 He's insulting everybody in his own audience.

02:39:37.540 I am an equal opportunity insult.

02:39:41.540 Lost Dog says, I'm fucking dying laughing.

02:39:43.520 The beard is coming in nicely.

02:39:44.720 Good.

02:39:45.080 Excellent.

02:39:45.480 Thank you.

02:39:46.080 We all have those bad shaving days.

02:39:47.840 Well, not me.

02:39:48.660 But surely many others have.

02:39:50.480 Well, thank you, Lost Dog.

02:39:52.200 You're not my...

02:39:52.840 You're the only person in the audience I don't...

02:39:56.480 I am not going to throw a live trout at.

02:40:00.720 We're going to line up one at a time outside the building, and I'm going to throw one at you.

02:40:04.640 It's alive.

02:40:05.320 It might hit you.

02:40:05.780 It might not.

02:40:07.000 That's not the point.

02:40:07.620 The point is I threw a fish at you.

02:40:10.300 I fished it out of the cave earlier.

02:40:12.500 I have ants...

02:40:13.200 And there's crabs.

02:40:13.980 Do you want me to throw crabs?

02:40:14.760 I can throw crabs.

02:40:15.900 They can pinch and do all kinds of things.

02:40:17.440 And I don't...

02:40:18.080 Honestly, I'm not throwing them because I'm kind of scared of them myself.

02:40:21.940 But fish, you can grab and throw.

02:40:23.460 It's fine.

02:40:25.140 Coming up next on the Games of Dakal.

02:40:30.340 Mama Bear Shannon says, yoga pants, really?

02:40:33.120 Dude, what year are you in?

02:40:35.040 Yes!

02:40:35.500 Are you kidding me?

02:40:37.380 Those were invented by fucking porn stars, I'm convinced.

02:40:40.820 Some weekends and Tuesdays, that Jewish bastard, he's baked.

02:40:46.960 He says, all this Bible talk makes me feel less guilty about this bacon sandwich that I'm eating.

02:40:54.260 I like this guy.

02:40:55.120 He can stay.

02:40:55.860 He says, happy birthday, Hellbilly.

02:40:57.340 I still have a canteen cup older than you, but it's an old fucking cup now.

02:41:01.420 Ooh, shit.

02:41:02.520 Hellbilly says, you ever come find us, she will roll you away from a table fed and happy.

02:41:08.560 I do like to eat.

02:41:09.620 I'm a big boy.

02:41:11.500 My big, fat belly is...

02:41:13.080 I actually lost weight.

02:41:15.140 All the walking I was doing in Ottawa, I think I lost about five pounds.

02:41:17.880 Hellbilly again says, there's shampoos for crap.

02:41:19.720 No, like ocean...

02:41:20.760 Did you not see the cave, man?

02:41:23.620 You didn't know about the cave?

02:41:25.800 Dude, I live in a cave.

02:41:26.960 As soon as this is over, Putin's guys are outside.

02:41:29.220 They're waiting in a van.

02:41:29.920 I got to be done at midnight sharp, and they're taking me right back to the fucking cave.

02:41:33.280 This is only reserved for the most special, you know, people.

02:41:37.900 Um, look, did you not know about any of this, man?

02:41:40.660 I had to traverse treacherous terrain, but Putin did provide me with new cave.

02:41:46.460 It has fresh water.

02:41:49.120 That's my shower.

02:41:49.900 That's very nice.

02:41:50.720 The sea is close by, so I can have all kinds of nice things.

02:41:57.060 And look.

02:42:00.940 Cozy.

02:42:01.680 Those are bloodstains for sure.

02:42:03.740 That's for sure.

02:42:04.320 You can't pay for these kinds of rocks.

02:42:05.600 That's blood for sure.

02:42:06.460 And that's, I mean, this is just, keeps the trooters out.

02:42:09.240 And, you know you've got good stuff when you've got a skylight in your cave.

02:42:16.460 You've got a built-in chimney and everything.

02:42:19.180 Uh, I think, well, I don't go back there.

02:42:22.100 There's something alive back there, but this is a good cave.

02:42:25.520 Executive sweet cave.

02:42:27.660 And, uh, I just wanted to make YouTube videos.

02:42:32.240 I'm in a fucking cave, guys.

02:42:38.180 I'm in a cave!

02:42:40.400 It, right?

02:42:43.020 It ended with me in a cave.

02:42:45.780 That's where, do you have any fuck?

02:42:47.180 I started this in my own house.

02:42:49.720 In my very comfortable, nice basement.

02:42:51.900 Gary remembers.

02:42:53.640 I am going to make YouTube.

02:42:54.600 Guys, YouTube videos is a gateway drug to terrorism.

02:42:57.080 One minute, you're making videos in a basement.

02:42:59.580 Next thing you know, you're in a fucking cave.

02:43:02.040 I'm in a cave!

02:43:05.260 Anyway.

02:43:07.080 I don't know.

02:43:07.760 I wanted movie ideas.

02:43:08.860 I don't know if I got anything.

02:43:10.660 We'll see.

02:43:11.520 We'll see what we got.

02:43:14.300 Sean M. says, he was talking to me.

02:43:16.300 Was he now?

02:43:16.920 Deanna says, I'd like to thank the truckers and everyone who supported the insurrection.

02:43:20.580 I'm back to work.

02:43:21.340 Thanks to y'all.

02:43:21.940 Edible kicked in.

02:43:22.860 Excellent.

02:43:23.320 Yes, absolutely.

02:43:24.400 Those guys are heroes.

02:43:25.200 And if we wouldn't, we wouldn't be anywhere without any of that.

02:43:27.220 But if nothing else, the opportunity to have that national experience and reignite national

02:43:34.120 unity and have that many people come together and network and see the, oh my God, it's foamy!

02:43:39.180 Miller, no!

02:43:40.540 No!

02:43:40.860 Oh, I did it!

02:43:42.200 I'm a fucking genius!

02:43:43.340 It's all that yoga I never did!

02:43:45.140 There we go.

02:43:46.860 That was all because of them.

02:43:48.180 And, you know, having those experiences and a lot of people got to see what still exists

02:43:53.240 in Canada and what it has used to be and what it could still be.

02:43:56.360 And that's because of them and their sacrifice.

02:43:57.860 And they literally should have a statue.

02:44:01.540 Um, we're just, we're just getting started, right?

02:44:08.780 These people aren't going away.

02:44:12.500 What the government and the state and the media did was radicalize 100,000 people.

02:44:16.420 And by radicalize, I mean their version of radicalized, meaning now we know you're lying.

02:44:21.860 Now I know you're lying.

02:44:23.460 I saw people that I consider, you know, very close friends now, great people that I would,

02:44:28.580 you know, take a bullet for if it came down to it.

02:44:30.280 And you trampled them with, with thugs and you beat them and you hurt them as they pleaded

02:44:37.340 with you to not do that.

02:44:40.060 And, uh, came, came armed with nothing but compassion and camaraderie and national pride

02:44:45.180 and you beat them.

02:44:47.980 Now they all know, they all know what I knew going in there and I told them this was going

02:44:51.880 to happen and they said, no, they couldn't, they won't do that.

02:44:54.960 They can't do that because we haven't committed any crimes.

02:44:57.620 We haven't committed any crimes.

02:44:58.680 We're not bad people.

02:44:59.540 So the police will not just attack us for no reason.

02:45:03.960 And I take no joy in being correct about that, but it was necessary.

02:45:09.100 And now they know, now they know.

02:45:11.140 And they live streamed, some of the live streams, some of these people were doing were 10,000

02:45:13.860 people were watching.

02:45:15.840 10,000 people tell 10 people on one live stream is a hundred thousand people.

02:45:22.920 And how many live streams were there?

02:45:26.300 And how many people told more than 10 people?

02:45:28.860 And how many people did those 10 people tell?

02:45:31.400 I think it's fair to say that millions of Canadians have now just have a sour taste in

02:45:36.240 their mouth for authoritarianism that they do not like and do not recognize and do not

02:45:39.840 want anything to do with.

02:45:40.860 And now they know.

02:45:41.540 And all that was made possible because of all the hard work and the sacrifice that these

02:45:47.120 people did.

02:45:48.580 And they might think of that as a victory.

02:45:52.900 You know, they, well, we beat the truckers.

02:45:54.280 You didn't beat shit.

02:45:55.680 All you did was invest in your own destruction.

02:45:58.720 You just invested in the collective resistance of this country.

02:46:03.860 That's what you did.

02:46:05.900 All you had to do was talk to them.

02:46:09.400 That's it.

02:46:09.700 That's how you're going to pretend you're going to drop all these mandates anyway.

02:46:16.600 All you had to do was talk to them.

02:46:24.080 And you sent people to beat them instead.

02:46:27.080 But yeah, we're the bad guys.

02:46:29.040 Sure.

02:46:31.140 Chelsea says, when you're living in a cave down by the river, it's the ocean.

02:46:35.560 Actually, Chelsea, I've got some fucking whole ocean.

02:46:38.820 Okay.

02:46:39.360 It's not just a river.

02:46:41.100 Fisher of men says, order of Canada for the inventor of yoga pants.

02:46:44.280 The order, the slash of diagonal.

02:46:47.100 It's a metal with just a, it's the highest honor we have.

02:46:51.220 And I agree.

02:46:52.780 That man deserves a surprise.

02:46:55.800 Hellbilly deluxe.

02:46:57.120 So we don't know what kind of horny Sam's quench is back there.

02:46:59.480 It sounded like some kind of legged creature, like a, like a large, I mean, it couldn't

02:47:07.520 be a crab.

02:47:08.040 It sounded large, heavy, like a man, but with multiple modes of bipedal train.

02:47:14.040 I think it was, I think it was some kind of alien crab man creature.

02:47:17.500 I don't know.

02:47:17.840 I don't know.

02:47:18.280 I'm not going to, I didn't even dare shine a light that way.

02:47:20.020 I didn't want to see anything that I couldn't unsee.

02:47:21.580 So I just walked the fuck away.

02:47:23.340 I stacked it with rocks.

02:47:24.420 It can't get me.

02:47:25.320 I can't get it.

02:47:26.100 It likes it in there in the dark.

02:47:27.380 I like not being there.

02:47:28.840 Everything's fine.

02:47:29.400 We're just going to leave it alone.

02:47:30.640 It's going to leave it at that.

02:47:31.400 All right.

02:47:32.060 Bob Cajun says, to be of Dagonalon, you must endure the fish crab bombardment.

02:47:36.660 Jesus Gretzky, hey to him, man.

02:47:37.900 He says, whoever invented yoga pants deserves a Nobel Peace Prize.

02:47:40.800 Much more than Barack Obama.

02:47:42.720 Barack, I'll bomb you.

02:47:44.420 Found that offensive.

02:47:45.920 I only bombed a bunch of countries.

02:47:48.500 I mean, they did call me the drum king.

02:47:50.740 I was really good at it.

02:47:53.200 I bombed a lot of people.

02:47:55.280 I would do it again.

02:47:57.300 And I sleep at night like a baby on a pile of money.

02:48:04.060 Fuck him.

02:48:04.800 He's a horrible human being.

02:48:06.160 Anderson Palinus says, RT just posted that the Russian cats that were banned from competing

02:48:09.640 were turned into Chinese food.

02:48:16.960 Well, I got to go back to it now.

02:48:20.740 They got, they got snuggles.

02:48:27.800 And Mr. Puffy Feet.

02:48:31.740 And Gizmo.

02:48:40.620 They can't, they can't, they got all the cats.

02:48:43.360 This can't go unpunished.

02:48:44.760 There must be a way.

02:48:45.800 Learning for life is a spicy summer, 2022.

02:48:50.240 This summer will be really spicy.

02:48:52.360 Anastasia says, is anyone joining the freedom chain on the Trans Canada Highway tomorrow?

02:48:56.260 Get a hold of her.

02:48:58.060 Senor Bean says, I'm late.

02:49:00.120 I just saw Randy Hilliard's announcement.

02:49:01.760 I guess there's no political solutions out of this shit.

02:49:04.300 What did he say?

02:49:05.280 What did Randy say?

02:49:06.500 I'm afraid to ask.

02:49:08.500 Randy's hardcore.

02:49:09.820 Glitcherful says, the ladies in here want to see your sexy yoga pants.

02:49:13.180 Sean needs the nightmares.

02:49:14.260 I'm not wearing yoga pants.

02:49:16.040 I'm not wearing any kind of pants.

02:49:19.560 That's the problem.

02:49:22.020 Do I even have this song?

02:49:25.040 No, I don't.

02:49:25.860 But I bet it's on YouTube.

02:49:30.480 It's not important.

02:49:31.440 I was supposed to be doing a music, I was supposed to be doing a fucking movie trailer, you know?

02:49:35.920 But I'm not wearing pants.

02:49:41.720 The key to defeating tyrannical government is to not wear pants.

02:49:45.900 Don't get excited, Sean.

02:50:11.540 That's enough.

02:50:12.140 All right?

02:50:12.480 Don't, listen.

02:50:13.760 Somebody take him home.

02:50:15.580 Take him home.

02:50:16.120 Gary, take him home.

02:50:18.720 Well, he's masturbating in public, all right?

02:50:21.700 We've got to draw the line somewhere.

02:50:25.560 Well, where is it then?

02:50:28.400 No, I'm making an exact, just take it, we'll deal with it tomorrow.

02:50:31.440 He won't even remember it.

02:50:32.440 Just for his own, so he doesn't get embarrassed.

02:50:34.040 Well, we saw it, and they saw it, and she definitely almost saw it, so let's just, come on.

02:50:41.820 Jesus Christ.

02:50:42.720 That song is too creepy.

02:50:49.960 I love it.

02:50:50.760 I love it.

02:50:52.000 I love it so much.

02:50:53.900 Some Weekend and Tuesday, he says, I bought some yoga pants when I lost 90 pounds after

02:50:57.820 my divorce.

02:50:59.220 Except for all the gay dudes who started hitting on me when I wore them.

02:51:03.280 I didn't mind my Lulu's.

02:51:04.860 Are you, well, I mean, I'm just gonna, I'm just gonna, I'm just gonna leave that alone.

02:51:13.020 Goodbye, horses.

02:51:15.520 I'm dying over you.

02:51:21.900 Al Stern says, beer opening spatula in one hand, lit candelabra in the other.

02:51:26.280 Let's fucking go.

02:51:27.400 I miss the candelabra.

02:51:28.700 We need a candelabra in this world.

02:51:30.820 Lost Dog says, rage in yoga pants.

02:51:32.180 I would pay not to see that.

02:51:33.800 Pay me now.

02:51:35.220 $100 and I'll never wear, I was never gonna wear them.

02:51:38.300 I can't.

02:51:38.760 I'm disingenuous.

02:51:39.840 Senior Bean says, now I can't get rants dancing out of my head.

02:51:51.400 There's things I want to say, but I can't because.

02:51:55.440 Derek's a beautiful man.

02:51:56.360 All right, I'll just leave it at that.

02:51:57.360 I'm just gonna leave it there.

02:51:58.240 We're gonna leave it there.

02:51:58.880 We're not gonna touch it ever again.

02:52:00.140 And that's all we're gonna say about it.

02:52:01.620 All right.

02:52:03.720 It's a beautiful man.

02:52:04.980 He's my friend.

02:52:06.160 And I love him.

02:52:07.200 Okay.

02:52:08.360 That's how it's gonna be.

02:52:09.880 That's how it's gonna be.

02:52:11.920 We need a movie.

02:52:12.660 I can't leave.

02:52:13.360 We gotta do the movie and then I can leave.

02:52:16.200 I got a beer.

02:52:17.080 Come on.

02:52:17.760 Come on.

02:52:18.060 Spatulon is with us.

02:52:24.280 Hellbilly says, uh, Lululemons played a whole rugby game in a tutu.

02:52:27.960 It was rugby fest.

02:52:28.860 What?

02:52:29.620 What in the world?

02:52:30.480 What happens in Ottawa stays in Ottawa?

02:52:32.140 Not exactly.

02:52:33.400 You'd be surprised.

02:52:37.940 Um, I don't know, guys.

02:52:40.620 We're, ah, Ferryman wanted the honking.

02:52:44.040 I stand with candelabra.

02:52:47.820 I gotta, I gotta get inspired here.

02:52:49.980 Gotta get inspired.

02:52:50.780 I gotta, I gotta, I gotta get inspired.

02:52:53.580 I gotta, I don't know what to do.

02:52:54.840 Ow.

02:52:55.320 This just doesn't stay in my head very long.

02:52:57.360 We could do an unsolved mystery, but I don't have my coat.

02:52:59.540 It's at home, which I, I should be back shortly.

02:53:02.640 Soon.

02:53:03.300 Uh, is the spatula the new Billy?

02:53:05.100 Where's the, listen, Philip is lost.

02:53:07.980 Or is he?

02:53:09.120 He disappeared when, when the Ukraine crisis kicked off.

02:53:11.940 Maybe he started it.

02:53:13.520 Where is COVID?

02:53:14.200 That's a great point.

02:53:14.900 I don't want to mention this before we get out of here.

02:53:16.340 This is the first time in years, in at least two years, that I could go on the CBC News

02:53:24.880 website and go through the first two, and I didn't, actually the entire page, there wasn't

02:53:29.560 one single story about COVID anywhere for the first time in two years.

02:53:39.700 Is that something?

02:53:42.720 Yeah, we could do that.

02:53:43.900 Fuck it.

02:53:44.380 We might as well.

02:53:45.020 I mean, the spatula has been the star of the show.

02:53:47.000 It makes, it only makes sense.

02:53:48.360 It's just, this is going to be horrible.

02:53:49.740 So just don't, just don't get your hopes up.

02:53:51.300 It's all right.

02:53:53.420 It's just, I mean, you can't win them all, guys.

02:54:01.740 This is going to get real crazy.

02:54:03.560 I already know this is too much.

02:54:05.020 I already know this has gone too far.

02:54:10.440 In a world.

02:54:15.020 Where there are no more bottle openers.

02:54:20.680 And everyone can only exclusively eat pancakes.

02:54:24.360 I just want to have fan gigs, but I can't drink my beers at the same time.

02:54:35.080 It's annoying that it's madness.

02:54:36.580 One man would seek a solution that would free a nation, but send an entire world into war.

02:54:51.860 Russian Federation requires beer opening spatula.

02:54:57.480 If you refuse to relent and receive us in the spatula, we will send submarines to New York City and we will lay waste to your world.

02:55:10.360 Do it!

02:55:11.560 You'll never get in the spatula!

02:55:13.080 A global conflict.

02:55:20.620 Billions dead.

02:55:24.180 Cities in ruins.

02:55:27.800 The ocean.

02:55:29.340 Filled with dolphins.

02:55:31.320 Armed with nuclear warheads.

02:55:33.920 Trains to fight other enemy legions of dolphins at sea.

02:55:37.820 Spatulon!

02:55:43.480 For Spatulon!

02:55:45.740 Spatulon!

02:55:55.280 Spatulon!

02:55:56.480 Starring random Eastern European guy as Vladimir Putin.

02:56:01.200 You'll have only 10 minutes to reply.

02:56:03.720 and Arnold Schwarzenegger as everyone in the entire movie.

02:56:09.720 Get down! There's no one to hide from nuclear weapons.

02:56:12.720 This is pointless.

02:56:13.720 Just close your eyes and get ready to burn.

02:56:18.720 Spatron.

02:56:21.720 End of the species.

02:56:28.720 Never underestimate what a bottle opener can do.

02:56:34.720 That was really bad.

02:56:36.720 That was really stupid.

02:56:38.720 That might have been the stupidest one I've ever done.

02:56:43.720 That is top ten.

02:56:45.720 Top ten, the dumbest one?

02:56:48.720 Pretty dumb.

02:56:49.720 That was...

02:56:50.720 SPATULON! SPATULON!

02:56:52.720 No! An entire country formed spatulas.

02:56:57.720 Top five of the worst ones I've ever done?

02:56:59.720 That's up there. It was really bad.

02:57:00.720 That was really bad.

02:57:03.720 All right, it's time to go home.

02:57:05.720 We've got things to do.

02:57:07.720 I think.

02:57:08.720 Something like that.

02:57:09.720 But before we go, we've got to do Jerry's final bigot thoughts.

02:57:14.720 We've got to tell him there was something I wanted to say.

02:57:18.720 Flip me, Jerry!

02:57:21.720 Starring Arnold Schwarzenegger as everybody in the movie.

02:57:24.720 Daddy, when are we going to be killed by nuclear weapons?

02:57:27.720 I don't know! I'm only a single mother!

02:57:29.720 I'm trying to drive you to soccer practice here!

02:57:32.720 Everyone is Arnold Schwarzenegger except the Russians.

02:57:37.720 Nothing. It doesn't matter.

02:57:38.720 Grab my hand.

02:57:39.720 Come on, let's go!

02:57:41.720 It's stupid.

02:57:42.720 It's the dumber the better.

02:57:43.720 That's what I say.

02:57:44.720 Hey, that's the government's motto too.

02:57:46.720 The dumber the better.

02:57:47.720 The dumber the better.

02:57:48.720 The way I see it, you know, I try not to stress about it too much.

02:57:58.720 And I don't do a great job at it because it sucks seeing the kind of things.

02:58:03.720 It sucks feeling like you don't have control over your world and the things that are happening in it and around you and so on.

02:58:07.720 But, you know, try and do what you can to help people and change, you know, the world for the better as much as you can.

02:58:13.720 But at the end of the day, none of us are presidents and none of us are billion dollar, you know, corporate executives.

02:58:18.720 We don't have a lot of power.

02:58:19.720 We're just people.

02:58:22.720 And to spend too much energy worrying about the things you can't control or change is a waste.

02:58:27.720 This is energy and time and, you know, currency, really, that you could be investing in your friends and your family and your loved ones and improving, you know, their lives.

02:58:37.720 And making them feel better and having just, you know, as much of a good, positive life experience as you can, because that's really the reason you're here anyway.

02:58:44.720 Right. And the way I see it, this this world, this this corrupt, evil, psychotic fucking nightmare of a world wants to destroy itself and burn itself down and, you know, spiral into insanity and fight wars and live.

02:58:56.720 You know, it's crazy.

02:59:00.720 There is there is some mental solace and peace to be found in just putting your hand up and go, I'm out.

02:59:05.720 I'm not playing.

02:59:06.720 I'm not doing it.

02:59:08.720 I don't care.

02:59:09.720 And you can't make me care.

02:59:10.720 You know, what?

02:59:11.720 You don't care about Ukraine?

02:59:12.720 No, I literally don't.

02:59:14.720 What about COVID?

02:59:15.720 I don't care about that either.

02:59:16.720 I don't care about any of the things that you're that this this fucking screen over here told you to care about.

02:59:20.720 I don't care about any of it.

02:59:22.720 I don't care about sports ball.

02:59:23.720 I don't care about your celebrities.

02:59:25.720 None of it.

02:59:26.720 None of it means anything to me.

02:59:28.720 I care about my friends and my family and my children.

02:59:30.720 And that's it.

02:59:31.720 And the people close to me, the people I love.

02:59:32.720 That's all.

02:59:33.720 And we will navigate this together as best we can and enjoy each other's company and make the most of the life that we've been given because, you know, you don't get to choose what cars that you get dealt to you.

02:59:44.720 You just get them and you make the most of them.

02:59:46.720 And that's it.

02:59:47.720 That's all you do.

02:59:48.720 And if somebody tries to fuck with you, you tell them to go fuck themselves right back.

02:59:58.720 And the pods is part of a part of what makes this so exciting and so fun.

03:00:02.720 You could have lived in the 1800s and been an onion farmer and had nothing to do but farm onions.

03:00:07.720 And the most exciting thing that ever happened was a dog from someone else's property you never saw before ran through yours you don't know what to do.

03:00:14.720 Whose dog was it?

03:00:15.720 Where'd it come from?

03:00:16.720 Is it coming back?

03:00:17.720 No one knows.

03:00:18.720 And you've got this instead.

03:00:19.720 It ain't boring.

03:00:21.720 And it's not, it's not meaningless.

03:00:24.720 It's a gift in a lot of ways.

03:00:26.720 Ooh, a storm is threatening My very love today

03:00:34.720 If I don't get some shelter Oh yeah, I'm gonna fade away

03:00:42.720 Watch and run It's just a shot away, it's just a shot away

03:00:51.720 Watch and run It's just a shot away, it's just a shot away

03:00:58.720 We'll make it shake and hear me.

03:00:59.720 Some weekends and Tuesdays, Senor Bean, Glitcherful, Hellbilly Deluxe, Lost Dog, Al Stern, Anastasia, Learning for Life, Anderson Paladin, Jason Skretzky, Bob Cajun, Fisher of Men, Chelsea, Deanna, All One, Sean M.

03:01:16.720 I thank you so much.

03:01:19.720 Lost Dog, who's my favorite person now.

03:01:22.720 All the rest of you suck, Only Lost Dog Matters.

03:01:25.720 Hashtag Only Lost Dog's Lives Matter!

03:01:27.720 It's just a shot away, it's just a shot away

03:01:29.720 The government's, uh, the government's, uh, shambo, um,

03:01:35.720 Fisher of Men, Rumble, PBC, uh, Big At, she's a noisy girl.

03:01:41.720 Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, you started it!

03:01:46.720 You started it!

03:01:47.720 It's his fault and you started it!

03:01:50.720 Mika Shrednik, uh, uh,

03:01:51.720 I am gonna get beat up!

03:01:54.720 Uh, Nathan Bedford Ferryman, thanks, brother, I love you, man.

03:01:57.720 Bob Cage and Al Starr

03:02:00.020 Knight Riders the third

03:02:01.280 Lone Star Fitz

03:02:02.880 Learning for Life

03:02:03.820 Wife to Hellbilly

03:02:04.700 Knight Riders 3

03:02:05.580 Comrade to Taco

03:02:06.720 Zool Jacinta

03:02:08.080 Fitzgerald

03:02:08.840 Jeez, I'm going to back this up

03:02:12.740 because I'm running out of time already

03:02:14.440 There's a lot of you guys

03:02:16.580 Squirtle Nuts

03:02:18.380 Frank Mack

03:02:19.340 Dr. Honk

03:02:20.580 Karen Kanser

03:02:21.240 Anderson

03:02:21.600 Paladin

03:02:22.140 Zodiac

03:02:23.100 Zed 34

03:02:24.100 Short and Long

03:02:25.140 I hope you're doing well, man

03:02:26.720 Squirtle Nuts

03:02:27.600 A Godzilla Unchained

03:02:28.800 It's just a shot away

03:02:31.400 Taylor Stanley

03:02:32.700 It's just a shot away

03:02:35.500 Pilot Mike

03:02:36.840 He's a pilot

03:02:37.540 He's going to hit me

03:02:38.320 Throw people out of the helicopter

03:02:39.660 He's going to throw

03:02:40.380 Mannequins

03:02:41.280 Mannequins

03:02:41.680 Let's throw mannequins out

03:02:42.560 Jesus

03:02:43.700 Legal

03:02:44.240 I am in so much trouble

03:02:46.280 I need a lot more warriors

03:02:47.840 I don't have enough

03:02:48.740 Not enough

03:02:49.240 They're expensive

03:02:50.020 Isotos II

03:02:52.700 Full draw scuffs

03:02:55.960 Hey

03:02:56.340 You know

03:02:56.760 Donnie Vinnie

03:02:57.420 Keep an eye on this guy

03:02:58.400 He's out of control

03:02:59.100 He's even on a gabbagool

03:03:00.060 You're on my gabbagool

03:03:01.080 You're on my gabbagool

03:03:02.220 Everybody's gabbagool

03:03:03.020 Willie Pete

03:03:03.760 BBQ

03:03:04.420 Blams

03:03:06.840 James R

03:03:08.060 DJ Coggle

03:03:08.840 And Reverend Chad

03:03:09.440 Thank you guys so much

03:03:10.320 I appreciate you

03:03:10.920 Thanks for being here

03:03:11.620 Welcome to the

03:03:12.300 Welcome to the carnage

03:03:13.600 Carnival of carnage

03:03:15.120 It's a nightmare

03:03:15.700 But uh

03:03:16.700 You know

03:03:17.120 Have fun with it

03:03:18.220 I guess

03:03:18.660 Might as well

03:03:20.580 We don't get to

03:03:21.200 We don't get to exit load

03:03:22.300 Last save

03:03:22.820 And play in another game

03:03:23.700 Do we

03:03:24.040 We got what we got

03:03:24.800 It is what it is

03:03:26.480 Ah I said it

03:03:27.460 I hate it

03:03:28.040 Ragingdistant.com

03:03:29.160 All my social links

03:03:29.880 And stuff are there

03:03:30.440 Please join the

03:03:31.020 Telegram channel

03:03:31.540 T.me

03:03:31.960 Ragingdistant

03:03:33.140 For all kinds of updates

03:03:34.120 And you know

03:03:34.580 Drunk posts

03:03:35.180 And things I'm not

03:03:35.760 Supposed to do

03:03:36.220 Maybe I'll post myself

03:03:37.520 In yoga pants

03:03:38.320 Maybe I'm wearing

03:03:39.220 No pants

03:03:39.860 Maybe

03:03:40.380 Maybe other things

03:03:41.860 Maybe

03:03:42.860 Maybe cave sex

03:03:44.260 Maybe I eat a raw crab

03:03:46.060 Maybe

03:03:46.740 Maybe

03:03:47.640 It's got a

03:03:48.400 It bites my dick

03:03:49.420 I don't know

03:03:50.080 I don't know

03:03:50.900 I'm living in a cave

03:03:51.880 On the seat of my pants

03:03:53.660 It's crazy

03:03:55.140 And all the other

03:03:58.340 Social media links

03:03:59.100 Are on there

03:03:59.540 To all the rest

03:04:00.340 Of the things

03:04:00.760 YouTube

03:04:01.120 Instagram

03:04:01.620 Etc

03:04:01.960 Until it's banned

03:04:02.660 Forever

03:04:02.920 And I go to jail

03:04:03.420 For one thing

03:04:03.980 Because of

03:04:04.440 The anti-hate bill

03:04:06.120 Because this is hate

03:04:07.720 What we're doing here

03:04:08.480 Is hate

03:04:09.000 Etc

03:04:09.500 Hate

03:04:11.220 And vilifying

03:04:12.300 And detesting

03:04:12.900 The police

03:04:13.600 And the government

03:04:14.180 And so on

03:04:14.940 Jail for you sir

03:04:16.720 Whatever man

03:04:19.520 Whatever man

03:04:20.640 I don't fucking care

03:04:22.180 Man

03:04:22.860 Thank you so much guys

03:04:25.740 Paul Patcher

03:04:26.260 Sixth Ember Tyrannus

03:04:27.220 RagingGister.com

03:04:28.360 All this stuff is there

03:04:29.300 I love you guys

03:04:29.840 I appreciate you

03:04:30.400 And I'll see you next time

03:04:31.540 Hopefully Monday

03:04:32.280 I missed Wednesday

03:04:33.680 Because

03:04:34.080 I slipped in

03:04:36.360 You know

03:04:37.060 I slipped in

03:04:38.600 I was eating crackers

03:04:39.320 It got weird

03:04:40.220 So I just didn't do it

03:04:41.640 I'll be back Monday

03:04:44.020 Monday, Wednesday, Friday

03:04:45.120 R.B. and Apple, Spotify

03:04:46.520 All the links are on the website

03:04:47.520 Again

03:04:47.900 Monday, Wednesday, Friday

03:04:48.820 8pm Eastern

03:04:49.460 EntryBestream.live

03:04:50.480 It is what it is

03:04:51.860 Damn it

03:04:52.300 It keeps happening

03:04:53.040 Cam is key

03:04:53.760 It lives in my brain

03:04:54.640 CRJ

03:04:55.220 They're working together

03:04:55.940 It's on my mind

03:04:56.680 I will fight you

03:04:58.240 The spatulas

03:04:58.780 And you'll never defeat me

03:04:59.700 I've got the spatula now

03:05:01.060 I have the spatula's power

03:05:02.400 And you don't

03:05:03.080 And you don't

03:05:04.100 I'll see you next time guys

03:05:06.240 Cheers

03:05:06.500 Dagnalon never dies

03:05:08.960 Here's to another year

03:05:11.380 Of terrorizing the government

03:05:13.300 See you soon Marco

03:05:16.980 Take your pills buddy

03:05:19.020 Take your pills man

03:05:20.720 Kiss away

03:05:41.480 Kiss away

03:05:43.180 Kiss away

03:05:43.500 Kiss away

03:05:44.540 Kiss away

03:05:45.560 Kiss away

03:05:46.280 Kiss away

03:05:46.880 Kiss away

03:05:47.440 Kiss away

03:05:47.900 Kiss away

03:05:48.040 Kiss away

03:05:49.060 Kiss away

03:05:49.680 Kiss away

03:05:50.060 We'll be right back.

03:06:20.060 We'll be right back.

03:06:50.060 That was on fire.

03:06:50.720 Please tell me you had nothing to do with that.

03:06:54.720 A smile emoji is not a sufficient answer, Philip.

03:06:59.520 People are looking for you, man.

03:07:02.000 CSIS is here.

03:07:02.840 No, they can't.

03:07:05.660 No, they're not a joke.

03:07:08.620 Dude, I'm taking all the heat here.

03:07:10.800 The Senate thinks I'm you.

03:07:12.920 They think I'm you, Phil.

03:07:14.800 What do you mean roll with it?

03:07:19.120 Dude, I'm on the fucking border right now.

03:07:21.220 I'm considering it in the trunk of a car and fly.

03:07:24.880 I'm going to be Belize, man.

03:07:27.900 Hello?

03:07:30.420 He hung up.

03:07:31.540 He fucking hung up on me.

03:07:32.560 I need to rethink it.

03:07:38.820 I seriously need to rethink this relationship.

03:07:40.360 I need to behave.

03:07:40.940 Let meander it.

03:07:41.240 Let meander it.

03:07:41.420 Let meander it.

03:07:41.940 Let meander it.

03:07:42.000 Let meander it.

03:07:42.220 Let meander it.

03:07:43.240 Let meander it.

03:07:44.100 Let meander it.

03:07:45.060 Let meander it.

Raging Dissident Podcast - March 05, 2022

🍁RageCast 217： CARNIVAL OF CARNAGE🍁

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