🍁RageCast 225: WHAT REALLY SCARES THEM.. 🍁
Episode Stats
Length
3 hours and 13 minutes
Words per Minute
172.17857
Hate Speech Sentences
259
Summary
It's Friday the 8th of April and we're back at it again with another episode of Raging Distance. This week, the crew is back in action after a week long break, and we have a lot to catch up on.
Transcript
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You feel that, you better hold on, this one's not the problem to stay on.
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is it activated? Philip, is it working? Is it working? Okay. Okay, Philip. Okay, thank you.
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In the meantime, you get sober, man. And he's crazy.
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Hello, how are you? Welcome back to the most evil guy. I'm a bad guy. I'm a terrorist.
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I am all of the things that they've said, and worse. Much worse. You have no idea.
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I kicked a puppy on the way over here. No reason. I just saw it. I saw it was cute.
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A little girl had it. She was happy, and I hated it. I had to ruin that situation.
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Because that's who I am. That's the kind of person I am. Sponsored by the Canadian Anti-Hate Network.
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How are you guys doing? April the 8th. A somber day for me. A little more of that later, but
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Give me a girl. Stand up right now. And give me a hell. Give me a girl. Wherever you are.
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Stand up right now. Get ready to go. She ain't moving slow. She's taking control.
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Pushing the pedal through the floor. I will never, I will never get another haircut.
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I have to grow out the power. I have to grow out the power. Thanks guys for being here. How
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you doing? I missed you. How's it going? This is three in a row. One full week down accomplished.
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I mean, so far, so good. It's been a while since we've done that. Where is Colbert? Where
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am I? Is that the real question? I can't tell you that. I'm in an undisclosed location.
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That is redacted, sir. Or madam. Whoever it was that said that. How are you guys doing? What's going
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on? Anderson Paladin. Hey, thanks, man. Bigot break. We do need a bigot break. That needs to
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be a thing. I'm thinking about making a video, a whole commercial, and it's just going to be
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basically what I did last time. I'm just going to yell and scream over the actual commercial,
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but everyone's lazy. Go do something. If you missed the last one on Wednesday evening,
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that's what I was doing. Jerusalem's Cross. Thank you for that. Subscription. You've subscribed
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over on entropystream.live slash ragingdistance where I answer. That's the chat I watch because
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that's where all the worst people are. I'm the worst one and they're all bad too. It's kind of
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like a demilitarized zone or something. It's like a weird fenced off area where blue tacos got it.
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Where's the beer? She's working on it. She's working on it. We're in a big rush, sort of. Greg Arcade is
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here and he's fucking horrible too. He's the reason Winnipeg is the way it is.
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Winnipeg used to be a sprawling metropolis. It was all solar panels. Everyone rode horses
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everywhere. It was orange trees. The water was all just chocolate fondue fountains and all that
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stuff. But then Greg Arcade showed up and now it's Winnipeg. Now it is what you see. Where's
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the lasagna? Look, she can only get one thing at a time. We were at a little picnic, I suppose.
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They've been doing it gathering at one of the malls here in the city in Halifax every other
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Saturday or Friday, I think, for a while. And there's quite a few people there. They had the
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biggest turnout in a while. Originally, they started doing it because there was, you know,
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the meal dates. You gotta wear the mask and the meal dates. But you didn't have to wear them when
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you were sitting down eating. So everybody would go get all their food and sit down and eat and there'd
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just be a big pile of them sitting there maskless. And it was very triggering to a lot of people.
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But now they're still keeping it. Lots of people were there. A couple of political people were
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there. And, you know, it's good. So hi, and how are you to all those people in Nova Scotia? Thank you
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very much. Blonde Libertarian based ladies can take their time. You do. You have to let them take
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their time because there's so few of them. They're so rare. We can't, we can't, we can't scare them
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off. 613 Bigot. How are you, man? He says, congrats on making to 225. You just need to last eight
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more weeks to make 250. That depends on the pace. I don't always do three a week.
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I try to, but it's tough. But, you know, I'm getting better at this on the road
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As we go, Peter Crane says, I'm the worst dagelon supremacist. The worst
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or the best? What does that mean? Don't scare the idiots in the government too much. Well,
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apparently we've scared them quite a lot. Quite a lot. They're actually terrified,
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it seems. And I think I've discovered the real reason why that is. I was thinking about it last
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night and, and, uh, you know what? A couple of things they've said and have been saying to people
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is let it, let it slip a little bit. And, uh, I'll more on that later. Um, I was going to say,
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I'm going to, I got to do this and drink my, but I don't have it. I don't know. I'm going to have
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to check on, check the lock stat location status of, uh, you know, this, this last minute, uh,
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run to the, to the show. Um, where are we at here? Come on. Enhance, enhance faster. Oh,
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we're still, we're still, we're at least 20 minutes away. So we, that's, we're going to have
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to, I got to somehow fill this empty space with like sober, um, talk, which is fucking boring.
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And no one likes that or cares about any of that. Um, yeah, Ron, my client's been inebriated
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for everything he's ever said. None of this is actionable. Um, you know, I actually, I do have my,
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my oil in another room, but I forgot, I forgot to go get it. I could get that and get a head
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start. Um, I don't know if that's a good idea. I could just take a nuclear amount and just
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get ripped, just get ripped, ripped, pink eye, eyes closed, you know, hearing noises that
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aren't real. And, um, you know, time traveling level ripped, chug the bottle. She can't hear
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you, Karen. She's not here, but she's on the way. She's working on it. I might, I may do
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that. I might ask her to grab that as well. Rumble, how are you guys doing? It says, Winnipeg
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has always been a hole. That's a myth. That's a myth. We don't, we, this was before we knew
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about, uh, what Greg Arcade has done and is doing and continuing to do to this day. That's
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why the good folks over Nancy hate have written about him because he's such a threat. He's a
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very tasty. He's very tasty. He's tasty, but he's very threatening. Why did my brain
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go to tasty? That doesn't make any sense. Maybe I have some kind of suppressed feelings
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for good. I don't know. We don't want to go there right now. I haven't shared enough
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personal things this week. I don't, I don't need to be getting into this. Big Ed, how
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are you? How's everybody doing? Um, how's YouTube? Oh, bling. I need to turn that off
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right now. I hate that noise. And it, um, for some reason, some channels aren't muted when
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they're, when they're supposed to be. That one wasn't one of them. Uh, where do you get
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all your oil? I'm still living on a, on a bunch. Um, someone, uh, liquid zoo gave me
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actually months and months and months ago. I'm still only on like bottle. It lasts forever.
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It's a, it's great. Yeah. I don't like consume it, you know, ruthlessly. I'm not, you know,
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I'm not, um, I am. I'm pretty bad, but not that bad. Um, anyway, I'll, I'll, I'll get
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through it speaking moistly. Uh, just do it till you start, uh, to get colors and then stop.
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Well, see, that's the thing. I don't know. I'll take a pound. You guys are crazy. You guys
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are crazy. Um, he is tasty. Everyone admit it. We should, we should admit it. Um, what else is,
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so what's going on? What did I name this? Yes. What really scares them? That's my theory. I can't
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prove it, but I have a theory. I have a theory of what, what, why, why the D'Hagilon meme is so
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terrifying. Um, I don't know if I should get into it right now or wait till later, but they, you know,
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said some words and that I did, that didn't make much sense at the time until I really thought about
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it. And then it clicked and I was like, Oh shit. And that is an existential threat to the
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establishment. Actually, it really is. It really fucking is. And they don't want anybody thinking
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or talking about this at all ever. And, um, I don't know. I mean, it's not illegal to talk about
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yet. And, uh, I don't know. I'm just saying ceases, you know, you guys paid Omar Cotter 10 and a half
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million dollars for, for blowing up some American soldiers with hand grenades, 20,000 a month. And I
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won't talk about it. How's that? Is that fair? I mean, it'll probably happen on its own anyway,
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regardless of if my input or influence or not, it's not going to make any difference,
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but I'll, I'll agree to not mention it for the small 20,000, uh, $20,000. Um, you know,
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equivalent of in us currency, but I want to be paid in rubles because rubles is now backed by the gold
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gold currency. So that's a real money. Now, $20,000 in gold rubles and rubles every month.
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And I'll, and I'll never talk about it again. You know, the thing that you're so worried about,
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um, 20,000 more. I think that's a, I think that's a level. I think that's a level that's,
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I think they can afford this. I think this is, I think they're like, you know what? That's not
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bad. Maybe, you know, shoot for something that they, they might go for. It can't be like, I want
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a billion for failure and zillion dollars. They're never going to pay me that. They'll just kill me
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instead. But, um, they're like, Oh gee, you know, $20,000 is nothing to them. It's chump change.
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Like that's it. That's what I spend. And that's what I spend. That's what we get for raises every
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year. Well, these politicians, they got to $20,000 raises, not as, not as big as the,
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you know, the, the amount of police got a 27% or 25%. I, the number is eluding me, but it's
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substantial 20 over 20%. It's 25 or 27, uh, retroactively too. So they get that back paid
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over several years. I think going back to 2018, 19, 22, one, 22. So four years and a 27% raise
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times four years. It's basically a full year's pay at $120,000. They're getting about a hundred
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grand back pay upfront, plus an additional 27% pay on their, on their future pay. So they're
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very well looked after, very well looked after the, the, the police in this country. Um,
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and you know what? I rip on them a lot, especially the RCMP. And you know why it comes from a place
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of, I don't, I don't want to have bad. I want to have a good police force. I want to have
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trustworthy on the level guys and girls and people that are, you know, and there's good ones,
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but there's a lot of fucking bad, lazy, incompetent, um, look the other way, just doing
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my job, you know, here for the money and the good old boys and all that kind of, I mean, that's
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prevalent, that's prevalent to the degree that it's taken over the whole institution. Nobody's
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corrupt. And that sucks. I don't want that. I don't want no police. I want good ones. I want,
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you know what I mean? And, uh, you know, I, I don't, I, you know, well, it's a hard job.
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Well, yeah, of course it is. It doesn't mean it's impossible. Um, I, I refuse to believe that
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that's impossible that we could, that we could not have, um, pretty, you know, well-respected and,
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you know, by and large, there's always going to be, you know, things going sideways and corrupt
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people and this kind of thing. But I mean, it's like weeding a garden. It's going to happen.
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You're going to, these things are going to happen. You're going to get parasites and bugs and wheeze,
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this kind of thing. But there's a very big difference. I mean, between like keeping it
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to a minimum and, you know, stopping problems as they arise versus, um, the garden's basically
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just weeds now. Oh, there's a tomato. Oh no. It's being eaten by ants. Um, what else we got?
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There's half a, you like peppers? There's half a one that, but a dog took a big bite out of it.
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So I don't know if you want that. Like that's what we're looking at now. Come on. Come on.
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Come on. You got to do better than this. It's really bad. Um, uh, the thing about drinking
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is, is reality is still there in the morning. Hard to stop running from it. When you guys
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talking about, you guys haven't, you guys having a liquor problems over there. Your YouTube
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is asshole for sure. It shut me down already. No, not so much. How are you guys doing over
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there? Um, we all need some care around trauma. Yes. Uh, Alberta shook hands with the freedom
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protester, like the province itself. It got up off the map and formed into a human body
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and shook someone's hand. Um, no, we're going into the Freemason talk. Um, you know, I don't
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know if I really want to get into this right now. Maybe I might as well. I'm just riffing
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around and wasting time until, I mean, who's really doing this stream? Is it me or is it
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the, is it the innocent guy? I don't know. Maybe I'm possessed by some kind of, some kind
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of creature, something otherworldly, supernatural even. It could be the issue actually. Oh my
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week. We still here? Not yet. Papers, please. Little peepee, small peepee, micro peepee.
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Old micro peepee had a, um, had an event because he's such a freedom fighter. He's such a free,
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who is he talking about? Ah, well, see, here's the funny thing about the country we live in.
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Uh, part of my bail conditions are that I'm not allowed to name someone in protest,
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uh, by name. I'm not allowed to protest someone by name, which includes up to not, not, that
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doesn't mean just in the street with a sign. That means like, I can't basically talk shit
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about an elected official by name. So I can say their names. I just can't do what I'm doing
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right now by name, apparently. So, okay. So, you know, you'll have to figure it out for
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yourself, but, uh, micro peep, small peepee. He used to be big peepee. He's not anymore.
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At an event where, um, you had to be, you had to be double penetrated to attend because,
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because rights and freedoms and your charter rights and, you know, that kind of thing. You
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know, the whole thing that the, uh, the demonstrations in Ottawa were about in the first
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place that he, you know, supposedly allegedly pretended to, um, you know, support easily could
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have gotten around that as a lot of people were talking about, uh, one Twitter account
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I like, I think it's Joe Blow. Another one, these guys with your, me, with your blings.
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Uh, I think it's Joe Blow, B-L-O, um, was talking about this and, you know, easily could
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have found lots of ways around this, lots of ways of doing it. You know, um, other political
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leaders have done it. The purple guy has been doing it and saying it, and he was even arrested
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for doing it. So, you know, people want to talk about, uh, shills and, you know, paid
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debts and whatever. I don't care. Like these are, these are things that don't matter that
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much. What matters is what is, what are they doing? I don't care what any of them are saying.
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What are they doing? What is he doing? Is he doing things? Is he doing thing? Is he, is
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he, are they getting arrested? Are they like actually challenging the establishment? Are they,
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you know what I mean? Or are they pandering and saying things, but doing the same as,
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as everybody else, which is not what we need right now? I vote. I like the purple guy.
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I'm one of the purple guys. We're all a lot of purple people over here. Purple people
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leaders. Beware the purple, purple people, purple people pandering. Um, you know, there
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is, uh, and there's, and there's a, there's a, there's a, there's a,
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a tendency or, or a desire to just latch onto, to smart PP, micro PP because, because
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people think he's going to win. And I, I can't stand that they talk about, you know,
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vote splitting and this kind of thing. I would never have voted for them. I would
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never have voted for the blue people. You know, if the purple people didn't exist, I
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wouldn't have voted at all because I don't like any of the options. I don't like
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them. I'm like, Nope, Nope, Nope, Nope. Well, I guess I'm not playing. Um,
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you know, that's the thing is like, you have to vote. No, you don't. Uh, you
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have the right to vote and I've exercised my right to not vote for it. So in
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fact, I would, I would vote and it just spoiled the ballot. I would just put a
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big, I just write a bunch of nonsense on it. You technically voted, but it got
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spoiled, you know, um, which is, you know, a form of, you know, protesting in
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itself, but not many, great many, maybe most or all of the supporters of the
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purple people would have probably not voted. So it wouldn't have made, it
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wouldn't make any difference. And this, this idea that, you know, I talk with
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this all the time. We're just going to get the libs out. Just get them out.
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Get the libs out. And then it, we're just going to get the cons out. Get
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them, get the Tories out. Just get them out. Stop voting people out and
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start voting someone in. And I've, I've told so many other people I've spoken
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to that say, Oh, I really like their platform. Yeah, it's great, but they're
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not going to win. So I'm not going to, Oh, it's too much work. It's too hard.
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It's too much. I want a guaranteed victory. I don't want to get off the couch. I
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just want to win by doing nothing. So I'm going to tell myself a line of
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fantasy and I'm going to stick with these guys. Cause they, nothing's going
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to change. I'm going to feel a little bit better. It's like fast food or
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something. You can do the work. You can do more work, do harder, take the
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harder road and maybe actually accomplish something. Or you can just sit there
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and say, I'm just, I'm just going to eat a big bucket of KFC. I'm just going to
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eat the fried chicken and call it a day. I'm going to say that's my diet and
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leave it at that and blame everybody else when it doesn't work.
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I go, uh, you know, I don't, it's sad really. Um, it's a wasted vote. It
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should be a wasted vote. What are your options? You have to vote. What if every
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option is the national socialist party? Every option is, well, we've got five
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different communist parties. Those are not options. Those are five flavors of the
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same death sandwich. I choose not to vote. And I'm not saying they're all
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communist parties, but they might as well be in my opinion. Um, they're all
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weak, ineffectual, uh, selfish people that don't care. Um, really they're not
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about the people of this country or its future. They're not really interested in
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doing it. They want to take the easy road, easy decisions. They want the big
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money. They want the pulpit, the podium, the attention, the, the big salary, the,
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the pro bono hotel stays and all of this crap. They're not interested in, in, in
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actually building anything or changing anything or helping anybody because if they
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were, they would do something about it and they don't. It's, it's that simple.
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What are they doing? Nothing, pretty much nothing. Um, status quo. We're just
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going to keep tiptoeing, you know, back and forth, seesawing our way down into the
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depths of hell. Um, we're going to be teaching four-year-olds about, uh, anal
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sex and stuff. We're going to be, uh, you know, paying carbon taxes into the moon.
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We're going to be banning the use of wood stoves because it's bad for the
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environment. We're going to ban the ownership of personal vehicles. We're going to
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have central digital currency controlled by the bank so they can track every
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single penny you spend. You can, you know, every, and they'll be able to tax
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every goddamn penny all the way, you know, into oblivion. We're going to, you
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know, we're going to force everybody into cities. We're going to, oh yeah, we're
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just going to just keep doing it. It's fine. Well, but Hey, small people says
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things that I like, he doesn't do anything, but he says the things that make me
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happy. And she's, he owns the libs, bro. He's owning the libs, bro. He is
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one. It's all the same rhetoric and talk. Doesn't mean anything. If you're not
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going to do anything about it. And he, they had a great opportunity to do
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something and, and, you know, take the destiny of this country by, but right by
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the throat and, and, but they didn't, they chose not to, they sat there and, and,
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and the goddamn emergency measures act was passed because of a fake meme
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country, by the way, which is a scapegoat. They're not actually afraid of there's
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no militia. There's no, they, they know that that's not what they're concerned
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about. That's not the problem. Okay. This is a different problem that I've
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discovered because of things that they've said and they've let it slip. So I'll, so
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I'll, I'll tell you this. I've been contacted by some people and they had some
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questions. Don't worry, we're not investigating you. And I went, okay,
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you're just, you're just talking to everyone that I know and trying to dig up
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ex-girlfriends and all kinds of, to find out absolutely anything kind of dirt you
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can get on me at all. What I'm doing, where my movements are, what I'm, who I'm
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talking to, you know, why, where, what I'm doing for get to, you know, you're not
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investigating me. Okay. Oh, let's pretend that's true. Mr. Law man. Anyway, what are
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your questions? And they're asking me about some other people in, in the, some
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of them I've never met. I have no, I was like, I've never met these people. I've
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never talked to them. And they're like, really? I'm like, yes, I have no idea who
00:20:57.680
that is. One of them asked me about Corey Huron. That's the guy that, you know,
00:21:02.120
stormed Trudeau's cottage or whatever. Right. He, he drove down there and did
00:21:07.520
whatever he was doing. Ram the gate or something. And you don't remember that a
00:21:11.060
few years ago. Like, I don't, I've never met. They're like, well, you were in the
00:21:13.820
army. I'm like, well, I don't, I've never known him. Oh, okay. Like he was, he was a
00:21:20.860
reserve guy or something in Manitoba. It's like, we didn't know how many people are
00:21:23.840
in the middle. It's like 70,000 people in the military. Hey, do you know, Bob, he was in
00:21:27.460
Gagetown. Like, yeah, Gagetown is a big base. This is a lot of, you know, anyway,
00:21:32.120
one of the words that came up more than once from numerous different people was
00:21:37.980
the word separatista. It's a really, really dirty word the government doesn't
00:21:43.560
like. What about the separatista? Separatists is redacted. A separatist? I
00:21:51.000
wonder, does this work on here? Let me, let me just hang on for a second. Where's my
00:21:54.340
buttons? It does. What about this one? Okay. I just wanted to make sure I
00:22:02.100
sure it works. It was like, so do you know? I said, yes, I do. Well, you know, is this
00:22:08.760
person, uh, are they, you know, well, they're separatists, right? I said, what? What are
00:22:14.800
you, what are you talking about? I laughed. I was like, no, no, no, they're not. Those
00:22:21.300
guys are. Yeah. You know, they're separatists. Weird. Why would they ask
00:22:29.160
about that? Didn't think any of it went to bed the next day, talk to some other,
00:22:34.640
you know, and then, um, talk to some other people. And then, and then I just
00:22:38.080
realized, wait a minute, this, this joke, this meme, this, this idea is actually very
00:22:45.240
terrifying to them because the idea, could you imagine, and this is, this is a, this
00:22:52.740
is gaining a lot of popularity in Western Canada, in Alberta specifically, um, Saskatchewan's
00:22:57.700
got its own, uh, uh, party now, the Buffalo party. There's a lot of interest south of the
00:23:05.140
border. I mean, can you imagine what could happen if you had access to the, you know, oil
00:23:09.700
reserves and uranium reserves and the farming and agriculture of Alberta and Saskatchewan, plus
00:23:14.900
the refineries and, you know, manufacturing and infrastructural power of places like Texas
00:23:19.480
and the United States combined. That's a spicy meatball right there. And then you've also
00:23:26.960
got to consider that the, uh, the government has been basically cutting the necks of Western
00:23:31.720
Canada for the last decade or two, um, shipping all of the, uh, shipping all of the manufacturing
00:23:38.580
jobs, the energy jobs, the coal jobs, everything gone away, send it to China, take all the money,
00:23:43.380
give it to the, the Chinese. Right. And then you've got these taxes coming. You have
00:23:48.700
the carbon tax and the fuel tax and the taxes on the Texas. And that's absolutely murdering
00:23:53.240
the, you know, the farmers and any more of the energy industry. So in a way, if they were
00:23:58.880
to do that, you know, what solves all of their problems is to leave the country. Then they
00:24:05.140
don't have to do any of this shit. I think you can just link up with, um, you know, go 51st,
00:24:10.140
52nd state or whatever. And, uh, you know, party on and continue on, you know, like that.
00:24:15.140
And, uh, the rest of the nation would be crippled beyond saving. That's, I mean, Western Canada
00:24:20.040
is the bank account here. I mean, not entirely, but it is, it is, it would be such a blow to
00:24:24.340
the GDP and the, and it would be, it's over. It's over. Okay. Bye-bye. Bye-bye. All the
00:24:31.300
money that that's propping up, um, you know, paying for 20% of Nova Scotia's budget entirely
00:24:36.260
is equalization payments. Um, you've got substantial amounts of money going into Quebec,
00:24:40.280
I think more than anywhere. Um, so, you know, the, and that's why they don't talk about it.
00:24:47.120
See, this is why it's a dangerous militia, neo-Nazis, white supremacists. They know that
00:24:50.460
that's true. There's no proof of any of that, but what they want to do is discredit me and
00:24:54.920
you and everyone else and make everyone look, even look at this, go evil, bad, bad, bad. And
00:24:59.960
they won't even talk about it because you know why they don't want anybody to think about
00:25:02.520
the dirty S word. Don't want anybody talking or say we don't want anybody thinking about
00:25:06.300
it because if they talk about it and keep publishing it and saying, you know what? Someone
00:25:11.040
might go, Hey, well, let's wait a minute. Let's talk about this for a minute. They don't want
00:25:16.180
that at all. That's a really bad. They really don't want that. So, I mean, I'll, I'll stop
00:25:23.920
talking. I mean, you did this, you've smashed this country, you've divided this country worse
00:25:29.800
than it's probably ever been. Crime, murder, suicide, overdoses, all of it. Decade highs,
00:25:36.360
multi-decade highs. More people are leaving the country since 1970. And not, not for vacation,
00:25:43.840
like moving away, like goodbye. And they're not coming back. They're trying to keep people
00:25:49.500
inside in the circus and people want to leave the circus. And sometimes people like me go,
00:25:55.120
Hey, there's a better circus over there. They're not even charging you to get in.
00:25:58.980
It's free. And nobody's even getting stabbed at that circus. I think we should go to that
00:26:04.660
circus. Oh, Hey, what do you guys, would you, would you go? I'd go. I'd like it there better
00:26:09.400
than this one. And that's what I think is the, I think that's what's the real problem. Did I get
00:26:14.940
it? Did I get it? Ceasus? Is that the nerve? Did I get you? Does that hurt? Is that, Oh, no.
00:26:21.060
Did I find, is it the right spot, Jimmy? Did I find you? Did I find your, uh, your, your, your sauce,
00:26:24.880
your sauce spot, $20,000 a month. That's all it'll take in us dollars equivalents. So $20,000
00:26:31.660
equivalents of us, the equivalent of 20,000 us dollars a month paid in rubles. That's what I
00:26:36.900
want. Those are my demands. Of course that will never happen, but you know, I really think that's
00:26:44.980
the, I think that's what it is because nothing else makes sense. There are no terrorists. There
00:26:49.940
are no weapons caches. There's no planning. There's no hierarchy. There's no organizations,
00:26:53.040
no code of conduct. There's no membership fees. There's no rank system. There's no way. There's
00:26:57.320
nothing. There's nothing. There's shit posters, memers, and podcasters, and streamers. Oh man,
00:27:02.560
am I making a song? Shit posters and memers and podcasters and streamers. And, um, a bunch of
00:27:09.100
people that enjoy it and, you know, participate in their own little way or big way or medium way,
00:27:13.240
or, you know, make only fans pages and, and, and send us money with the money they make being
00:27:18.520
internet porn people. I don't know. Whatever they do, that's it. That's all that's going
00:27:24.360
on. Um, and they know that. So they're just looking for anything to, you know, I think,
00:27:30.820
I think I got it. I think that's what it, I think that's the real problem. That's what
00:27:35.020
my guess is. What do you guys think? How are you guys feeling about it? Back to interview
00:27:39.100
here for a minute. Got a couple more. Chelsea, how are you? Because I'm convinced at this point
00:27:42.880
it just might kill a politician to actually do their job like my kids and changing the toilet
00:27:49.500
paper. Uh-oh. It's back. The beer has arrived. We're so close, guys. Just hang in there. Hang
00:27:56.600
in there with me. It won't be much longer. We're almost done. Um, almost done talking normal.
00:28:01.920
Uh, Squirtle Nuts. Thanks, man. It says, Rage, I missed the cave. Cost of living was low. Beer
00:28:08.200
was cheap. And the chance you ran into a fellow dag from the North American Fox unit seemed pretty
00:28:12.860
good. RIP to the Capitol Hill Sly Fox Brigade. He joins Harambe to dodge the libs in heaven.
00:28:20.480
Who is Capitol Hill Sly Fox? Oh, I've got some news about that. I want to get into that. Um,
00:28:26.100
I don't know. What do you guys think about that? People sometimes it makes sense. What do you guys
00:28:28.500
think? I think that's what it is because why would they ask these questions? Never. I mean,
00:28:33.520
I haven't even been thinking or talking about this for, I mean, not really, not since the last election,
00:28:37.860
two elections ago, I was like, all right, fuck it. Everybody's moving to Alberta. This is crazy.
00:28:41.600
I'm done with this. Let's go. Wigs it. You remember that? You know, and it was just like a,
00:28:45.980
fuck it, you know, blow it off. I wasn't, I don't have a political party. I'm not funding one. I'm not
00:28:50.420
organizing one. I'm not, I'm not, you know, staging rallies and doing speaking tours and going,
00:28:54.100
you know, so what's the problem? And why does this word keep coming up? Why does it keep coming up?
00:29:01.480
Why do people keep asking about separatists? Like, you know, it's like, uh, you know, why,
00:29:07.940
why are you so concerned about this? What's going on here? Like, what's, what, what's, what are you,
00:29:11.380
what's really on your mind? What are you really thinking about? And I think I have an idea. I
00:29:15.520
think that might be it. Um, blue talk is a thesis is in love with dagelon. They want to separate with
00:29:20.360
us together forever. Well, if they'd stop trying to set me up as a terrorist and, uh, you know,
00:29:26.760
just, you know, that would be cool. I don't know what you guys are doing. Um, it's not cool,
00:29:32.800
bro. It's not cool, bro. Mental marquees on, on there. Your boss is on TV. Telling, telling me,
00:29:38.820
you know, telling everybody that we're a bunch of terrorists and they're going to overthrow the
00:29:41.320
overthrow them with what? Like guys, like, you know, Phillip's not real, right? I mean,
00:29:46.400
I'm going to break the, I'm going to break the thing here for a minute and just let you know that
00:29:50.320
he's not, he's not real. Oh my God. She made it. Thank God. God, I was so done. I was not going to
00:29:55.600
make it. What do we got? Oh no. What are we dealing with? What is this? This is a whole
00:30:02.760
different thing. Well, these are, Oh my good Lord. We've got a whole, okay. Well, we're,
00:30:06.940
we're having fun tonight. What is this now? What is that? What are these colors? Well,
00:30:10.840
this is Irish and it's a fist. So that can't be bad, right? It's a, can I get a glass please?
00:30:21.360
They didn't have, but you know what? Um, she, you know, better, better than this than nothing.
00:30:27.000
I don't know what this is, but it's a fist. It says Jesus Murphy. That's the name of the beer.
00:30:31.400
So that's good. That's selection. Number one, this one, and you guys are, Padre, you know,
00:30:36.740
Greg, you guys are going to like this one. This was called the church. This is, this is
00:30:41.060
the church. I don't know what this is, but Oh, thank you for the best. You're going to
00:30:48.460
The maids, they traveled long distances. They could not find the innocent gun. So this was
00:30:53.900
the best that they could find. I apologize. How many did you kill?
00:31:03.500
Four maids were killed. Um, today we can't afford to kill too many because then we have
00:31:07.500
no maids, but we did four of them have been summarily executed. I mean, just don't, if
00:31:11.960
you guys would just do your jobs, this wouldn't happen. Um, but we've got, we've got the church
00:31:15.800
here. Um, I don't, I don't know. And then finally we've got some close, close to this, the new
00:31:23.560
Scotland brewing company, small batch series, working title. They didn't even, now this
00:31:28.240
I like working title. They're just like, it's fucking beer. Who cares? This beer, who gives
00:31:33.560
a shit? Just drink it. You're a booze bag. You're in the liquor store. What do you want?
00:31:37.420
What do you want? Working title. I'm not even, that's, that's fucking hilarious. What should
00:31:41.820
we, um, what are we going to do first? That's what we need to, that's what we need to settle
00:31:45.800
up right now before we do anything else. We need to select, I need a poll. I need some
00:31:50.260
kind of, um, uh, some kind of method. Uh, I wish I could build them. And actually entropy
00:31:57.080
does have a method to do that, but I have never, uh, utilized it cause I'm, I'm very
00:32:01.060
lazy. Um, but you know, I'll, I'll let you guys, uh, Oh, this is great. This is shaping
00:32:06.660
up to be a good time. I should ask for the weed oil as well. Oh, well, you know, it can't,
00:32:10.600
can't make too many demands. It's poor maids. What are we doing? Are we going church? Are
00:32:17.160
we going, you know, Irish fist beer or, um, nope. Couldn't even be bothered to name
00:32:24.060
it. Couldn't even be bothered to give it a name. We got a couple of different beers
00:32:34.480
here. We're going to come up with whatever we've got. We've got the church brewing company,
00:32:37.480
Jesus Murphy Irish red ale. That's not bad. Clocking in at 4.9% alcohol. Not bad. A little
00:32:42.720
under strength. The church is at, is it 5%? And finally the new Scholar Brewing
00:32:47.660
Company. I thought they only made clothes. This is interesting. Working title 5.5%. 5.5.
00:32:54.340
Uh, I think, uh, some people are saying the fist. Some people are saying the church,
00:32:57.980
take me to church. They say. And, uh, mind unleashed says who cares? Come on down. Choose
00:33:04.660
your beer. Find out what's going to. Bus full of notices. Is operation blow her back out? Date
00:33:13.720
night occurring. You know, our families watch this show, right? Oh, Jesus. All right. Good
00:33:33.920
God. You guys. Jesus. Blonde Libertarian says working title, obviously. I guess, I guess
00:33:41.240
that's what we're doing. So we're just going to go ahead and grab that. Sorry if I was a
00:33:44.460
little late. Not too bad. Um, not too incredibly bad. Um, let's see. Where are we going with
00:33:51.280
this? I, I have a limited, uh, well, we'll just do, we'll just do the classic. Thanks for
00:34:00.440
being back, guys. 225. Two centuries in a quarter of the unhinged ramblings. What is
00:34:12.820
it? The ramblings of an incoherent madman. That's what I believe it was. And I got to do
00:34:20.800
this. Very tactically. As I prock this microphone to my armpit and pour this strange mystery bill.
00:34:28.120
Oh, that's a lot too. That's more than, that's too much. I'm in for it this time. And it's cold.
00:34:47.320
It's so cold. I'm going to get injured now. Not, I'm not going to be vaccine injured. Thank God.
00:34:58.220
But I am going to get, I'm going to get injured. I'm going to ingest something and it's going to
00:35:01.920
hurt me. All right. So is it really any different? We're all getting, we're all going to die from
00:35:07.060
something. Heart disease for most of us. Cancer for the rest. And other equally shitty things are
00:35:15.080
going to happen to whoever's left over after that. So does it, you know, just shut up. Just shut up.
00:35:25.180
I'm on the night train. Follow the sun. I'm on the night train. Fill my car. I'm on the night train.
00:35:33.140
Ready to crash and burn. I never learn. I'm on the night train. I love that stuff. I'm on the night train.
00:36:09.900
Blonde Libertarian says, let's hope they put more effort into the beer than the title.
00:36:13.700
Was it bad? A pale ale with a hint of blueberry.
00:36:17.120
I tasted some blueberry. I tasted some blueberry in there.
00:36:21.880
The working title, you should change it to shut up and drink it. Who cares? That's what it's called.
00:36:27.880
Just shut up and drink it. Who cares? Who cares? I mean, who's tasting beer anymore? It's the apocalypse.
00:36:40.020
Who cares? You know what? I'm finishing it. We're fucking around tonight.
00:36:44.680
I'm eating like a space break one more time today.
00:36:50.500
I'm on the night train. And I'm looking for some. I'm on the night train.
00:36:57.300
I'm on the night train. And I'm running and I'm crazy.
00:37:00.260
Your boy's gone crazy. I'm ready to crash and burn.
00:37:25.240
We're off to a good start. We're off to a good start.
00:37:27.140
I think I'll save the church for last as a repentance and, you know, an homage to, you know,
00:37:38.620
Jesus made wine. He liked it. He was into it. He'd approve of that. It would be okay.
00:37:49.240
Everyone wants the church next. Well, figure it out. I can't. We're good for a while.
00:37:52.800
I just slammed that whole thing. All right. And I'm taking this metal.
00:37:57.460
You know what? I haven't. I have never pushed this yet.
00:37:59.900
And I promised that I would because I wanted to test it first.
00:38:06.300
But I need to get the link first before I do anything.
00:38:14.460
And you're going to be like, oh, my God, you're fucking shilling.
00:38:18.280
But a friend of mine might a little bit gets paid a little tiny bitty percentage for being a.
00:38:28.540
Continue is for frig sakes. Oh, wait, it saved my login stuff.
00:38:34.720
All right. I think. OK, that's not the password.
00:38:41.720
You're just drinking and you can't understand your own passwords.
00:39:09.080
When you get logged out of stuff and you have to come up with new passwords all the time.
00:39:26.300
I just saw something horrible that very posted.
00:39:32.220
I was going to grab the link for the for the chat here because.
00:39:57.460
You really it's a mineral that is naturally found in nature encased in a in a water molecule.
00:40:03.020
And what it does is it pulls things like mercury, lead, aluminum, arsenic and shit like that out of your body.
00:40:09.040
And people, you know, they've tested it and they test the urine and other things for people for months.
00:40:13.580
And it's just ripping this stuff out of your body.
00:40:23.640
And I was pretty tired for the first three or four days.
00:40:28.400
Five days, maybe once, eight, nine, ten o'clock rolled around.
00:40:33.180
And, you know, four, you know, three beers felt like seven or eight.
00:40:39.900
However, after that, after first, you know, week or so, I felt great.
00:40:46.120
You know, as I've said before, I've had, you know, I'm a high functioning, like anxiety, things like that reduced by like 80 percent.
00:41:06.820
I've given it to, you know, friends and family and stuff.
00:41:10.740
And it's other people have had crazy experiences with it.
00:41:14.160
One person, she said a piece of a tattoo needle, a tiny little, you know, tiny little piece of metal that would have been stuck in her arm from a tattoo from six years ago came out of her arm.
00:41:26.380
They're, you know, all kinds of different things.
00:41:35.340
And I'm just giving you, you know, her like shop link because she put me onto it.
00:41:47.820
But if you want to get it, please, you know, try that link.
00:41:50.120
And there's a little blue bottle, little blue bottle you can buy and you spray it in your mouth.
00:42:18.520
And for, you know, try that for a month or two and see what happens to you.
00:42:37.380
But, you know, I've spent way more money on shit that did nothing.
00:42:43.660
Alex Woods says, did you know in Welsh language, Diagol means theological.
00:43:01.900
I got added some more mods there because God knows we need them.
00:43:09.020
I can't call anyone head of security or say anyone of any kind of, you know, joking, you
00:43:15.860
know, off-the-cuff title because apparently people take that very seriously.
00:43:35.040
He says, don't look up the CIRC agency in Canada, C-I-R-C.
00:43:43.860
I'm going to use my radio voice for the radio guy to show AM 9-something Mississauga soon.
00:44:02.760
He's a great guy, and thank you very much for that, Mike.
00:44:05.640
He's always looking out for his friends, and that's how you know he's a good guy.
00:44:14.360
And I'll let you know when that is or where to find it.
00:44:39.360
There's so much going on at any given time and day.
00:44:43.480
I don't fault anyone at all for just being like, I'm out.
00:44:46.240
I'm just going to play my guitar and be stoned and look at trees all day.
00:44:56.720
Jim Freedom says, I hope you get the radio voice in once during the interview.
00:45:13.740
You have to have some kind of talent or ability to entertain people and keep their attention.
00:45:19.180
If you're just, you know, being a basic, you know, early, mid-2000s kind of...
00:45:27.440
You know, I tried to play nice with the guy and he fucked me around and then he was trying to be nice again and then fucked me around more.
00:45:41.200
Plaid Padres says, playing guitar stone while looking at trees sounds all right.
00:45:46.760
I can think of worse things to talk about and we're going to do it.
00:45:52.800
This is basically on this video and it's funny because it's not happening to me.
00:46:01.060
I've got to delete all these old maps and things.
00:46:05.040
This is from the last stream I did with this laptop, which I don't even know when that was.
00:46:15.700
This is basically how I feel about everything right now.
00:46:31.540
This is pretty much how everything's going right now.
00:46:35.580
I don't know who thought it was a good idea to load a guy on a stretcher on the back of a horse,
00:47:21.220
His heart is gonna be stopped because he just bucked off a horse while in a neck brace and a stretcher.
00:47:28.760
30 miles an hour face dummied right into the dirt.
00:47:33.900
And that's why we don't use horses as ambulances anymore.
00:47:45.740
Like, oh, thank God, I'm gonna get out of here on my back.
00:47:56.220
No, fuck you! No! No! No! He can't even save him!
00:48:16.720
I feel like, I don't know, maybe somebody feels like the horse.
00:48:19.300
I don't. I feel like the guy on the horse, where it's like,
00:48:21.380
if you think it's about to get better, it just gets way, way worse.
00:48:26.220
Are you sure? Are you sure a horse should be a stretcher?
00:48:35.620
Well, I mean, he's dead now, so there's not much to worry about.
00:48:45.720
We just won't use old Seabiscuit for casualty transportation anymore.
00:48:59.640
How do you feel about trampling indigenous ladies on walkers?
00:49:11.300
So, I mean, you know, when life gives you lemonade or murder horses, you make murder horses presenting Constable Seabiscuit.
00:49:31.360
The Blue Taco says, oh, my gee, find the helicopter video where they pick up old lady and it spins her around like a top.
00:49:47.080
I mean, I feel bad for whoever that was, but man, it's funny.
00:50:38.200
You ever laugh at something so much you got COVID from it?
00:50:59.700
Says, that horse is Phillip's bud from back in the day.
00:51:04.300
Gizmas Key says, is that how Christopher Reeves got paralyzed?
00:51:24.600
Ferryman Stoll says, we've been through a lot, and I stood by you.
00:51:39.660
Just like, you know, just like Trachi said would happen.
00:51:43.700
Everyone's going to find out who I really am here.
00:51:46.200
And according to this, new evidence, shocking new evidence submitted by the Canadian Anti-Hate Network indicates Jeremy McKenzie, who is me,
00:51:52.960
and many other people in this country, unfortunately, have that name and are probably catching a lot of shit these days.
00:52:06.680
Did you know I'm the only Jeremy McKenzie to ever serve in the Canadian Armed Forces in history?
00:52:11.500
They have the records going back to, like, the fucking Boer War, you know, for your service numbers and all that stuff.
00:52:16.500
And my clerk looked up and she went, huh, you're the only one ever.
00:52:24.160
All of you, if you have my name, I fucking demand that you change it.
00:52:36.340
Or maybe I'll meme a different separatist movement.
00:53:21.360
William Lyon McKenzie King will rise from the grave and fight a second war of independence.
00:53:28.060
And America's going to be on his side this time.
00:53:36.780
You haven't heard of them yet because I haven't made a flag for them yet.
00:53:44.080
You'll be overwhelmed with meme assaults from...
00:53:53.820
New evidence suggests that I may have been the one who pushed the boy into Harambe's enclosure.
00:53:58.200
That boy kicked my shin and tried to steal my cotton candy.
00:54:02.940
And I was trying to have a nice day at the zoo.
00:54:04.820
So I threw his dumb ass into the gorilla enclosure.
00:54:10.940
You don't go into the jungle and punch a lion, okay?
00:54:15.380
You stay in your lane or you get thrown into Harambe.
00:54:20.780
You know, Harambe got shot in the face, but I mean, whatever.
00:54:27.620
The point is, little Reggie should have mined his own...
00:54:51.020
A de facto leader of right-wing militia may have been involved in the 9-11 attacks.
00:54:55.400
CTVs uncovered photographic evidence suggesting that I...
00:54:57.600
I, the leader, the neo-fascist militia known as Daglon, may have been involved in the 9-11 terrorist attacks.
00:55:21.520
If you've followed me or Derek or any of the guys for any length of time,
00:55:27.600
Who I mistakenly tried to be nice to on the last stream.
00:55:46.200
You know, talking about how smart he is, how dumb everyone else is.
00:55:51.020
Well, do you remember when you were in a mental institution a dozen, two dozen times?
00:55:57.480
And to my chagrin, he knows a lot more about me than I thought.
00:56:01.920
He is much smarter and much more resourceful than I could have ever imagined.
00:56:07.460
He says, I hold you personally responsible for the deaths of John McAfee?
00:56:27.820
And that's the exact second that I found out he was finally dead.
00:56:30.880
That stupid libertarian man with his antivirus money.
00:56:49.300
And every single Canadian and U.S. service operative.
00:56:56.940
But every single U.S. and Canadian service operative.
00:57:01.920
You know, I've been out of the military for years.
00:57:03.140
So that's probably new secret terminology I'm not privy to.
00:57:06.320
Who has and will be killed or injured from the vaccine.
00:57:15.040
And every person who dies in an armed conflict with Russia.
00:57:23.620
Who just gets killed by a stray, you know, 105 shell.
00:57:47.220
I mean to pretend country into the highest halls of power in the land.
00:57:57.620
I am the most powerful and dangerous terrorist.
00:59:07.660
I definitely contributed to his death directly.
00:59:17.620
That the government takes very fucking seriously.
00:59:48.520
You just need to shut up and listen for four straight days.
01:00:26.060
um i may i may have i may have done that i can't find it it's not important it's not important
01:00:30.880
all you need to know is i'm very very bad i'm very evil and i'm up to a lot of shit i'm never
01:00:34.380
going to be stopped i can't be stopped um because i'm an agent of all the things i'm very thoroughly
01:00:38.620
protected that's why i keep getting arrested and charged and spend a lot of money on legal fees
01:00:43.860
which reminds me uh some people brought this to my attention because we have such great people out
01:00:49.000
there um you know like like trotter the fed and and others and his friends and antifa and
01:00:54.800
in anti-hate who they you know they collaborate and they work together um have tried to flag the
01:01:00.160
account and this kind of things this this person you know is collecting money for us and it's been
01:01:04.440
sorted out but for the last uh little bit they haven't been able to take any um so if you tried
01:01:08.280
to send a uh an e-transfer to that account to support mine and morgan's uh legal bills uh you can't
01:01:15.700
because it's broken right now because somebody went people are living their lives are we and i don't
01:01:22.220
have one re i shit in a bag and if i'm a lonely old fucking middle-aged man i'm an alcoholic and a
01:01:28.140
drug addict i have no purpose but to torment others because i hate myself so much but i can't ever face
01:01:31.940
that myself in the mirror because that means i'd have to be accountable to my own actions and i
01:01:35.100
would rather torment other people to death and face my own pathetic existence re stuff like that
01:01:39.700
so anyway anyway it's flagged right now so it should be sorted out by monday tuesday uh at the best so if
01:01:47.460
you're we're trying to do that and you're you know stop just wait until wait until tuesday and it should
01:01:51.500
be okay and uh thank you very much to all of you that have have done so or sent us anything uh in
01:01:56.560
the meantime i we've you know we're appreciated we can't you know what do we what do you want us to
01:02:00.100
do what do you want us to do we're gonna make it you we're gonna make a tape for you is this what
01:02:04.860
it's gonna take i mean i don't know it's a lot of money we might have we might have to do some stuff i
01:02:10.040
i don't i don't know i don't know anymore um anyway so yeah wait till wait till tootly day
01:02:21.640
tuesday the day after monday um where do we i didn't even what is that the the news the news
01:02:31.520
the news who even i don't even want to i never want to it's always terrible but actually today i
01:02:42.040
was like oh my god thank god and she's like what is it and like i found a couple of stories that
01:02:47.520
aren't terrible they're not they're actually kind of white pilling which is rare as fuck these days
01:02:55.800
um i gotta sandwich i gotta put them somewhere i gotta save them for the end obviously right you
01:03:02.640
can't send people home depressed that's just bad business but there's there's a lot of bad shit
01:03:10.720
first though and i'm not sure we want to get into it here's my this was the official list of terrorist
01:03:16.340
demands if you remember back in the day um which uh which was a month ago or two months ago whatever it
01:03:22.800
was um anyway this is it this is i stand by these it's uploading it's uploading okay okay i'll be
01:03:28.880
back fine fine fine welcome to blad bin laden we have only several demands first end all of the
01:03:37.880
mandates all passports testing and mandates across the nation must cease i'm wearing the same clothes all
01:03:46.000
workers affected by the mandates must be reinstituted you know you're ready to beard it out
01:03:51.920
they wrote the wrong word third we want don cherry back on television on hockey night in canada but
01:04:02.420
not ron mcclain no ron mcclain we want don cherry returned demand number four we want the simpsons
01:04:10.120
back on cbc at five o'clock like it used to be and the good episodes the old ones not the new shitty
01:04:16.420
ones so help me allah the good the old one demand number five we want the tim hortons pastries to be
01:04:25.060
cooked in the stores again like they used to be and we want the old tim hortons rims cups brought back
01:04:31.560
these new absolutely that that's actually a good call your move canada i mean you can that guy he
01:04:40.260
scares me i'm worried about it i don't know what he's gonna do did you hear that accent he yelled
01:04:47.580
some stuff off screen which sounded like arabic but to the anyone with you know above room temperature
01:04:53.580
i you know iq was clearly just gibberish meant to sound as though it was arabic but i'm not well
01:04:59.540
are you willing to take that chance i'm not i'm not willing to take that chance i've already that
01:05:04.400
guy and i who are the same person that we've already done 9-11 do you want another 9-11 you
01:05:09.200
if you don't put don cherry back on tv if you don't reinstate the tim hortons cups if you don't get rid
01:05:14.820
of ron mcclain if you don't bring back the good conan o'brien written episodes the simpsons you're
01:05:19.320
going to get another 9-11 that's if that's science trust the science is that what you want i can do
01:05:26.960
anything i memed diagelon into the fucking senate i we did that we all did it okay don't test me
01:05:38.860
don't you fucking don't even try don't even think about it you have no idea what i'm capable of
01:05:44.320
i'm invincible you can kill me but you'll only make me stronger forever i'll be immortal i'll be like
01:05:53.980
obi-wan kenobi dr bluett he says i have just received word from dodecalon they stand with
01:06:02.720
diagelon as brothers united for freedom dodecalon where are they i've never heard that is that a
01:06:07.960
small independent nation state in the continent of uh um
01:06:12.980
everything has to end with on in the continent the rectangulon continent
01:06:20.880
in rectangulon there are many other there's spatulon is in rectangulon it's it's complicated
01:06:27.160
chelsea says 9-11 times a thousand you mean 911,000
01:06:39.860
that's what i mean i mean i mean picto math i mean nova scotia math
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numbers that don't even make sense because it's incalculable that's how devastating it's gonna be
01:06:58.600
oh fuck speaking of fucking around oh my god oh again i'm looking at the news i'm like i don't
01:07:08.960
want to do it anymore it's horrible it's so bad but it's like doing homework or like eating your
01:07:15.260
supper before you just dig into like seven boston cream donuts the cops know what i'm talking about
01:07:18.800
you just want to skip to the good stuff you don't want to
01:07:22.340
i might just do a rapid news thing again later just because i don't i don't want to do it's all
01:07:28.480
bad it's all very bad it's all very very bad and sad and and scary um
01:07:34.480
token spending for the new for the for the military i'm gonna i'm gonna imagine much of this money is
01:07:46.160
is redirected towards you know diversity training and inclusion and now the the uh
01:07:50.880
evaluation reports the per is the annual report card you get as you will in the military as a
01:07:57.340
soldier your professional report card every year you get it there's a numerical score there's many
01:08:00.960
categories uh you're you're judged in and critiqued on by your superiors and other you know peers and
01:08:05.920
so on uh which leads to your eventual promotion stagnation demotion execution which is we don't
01:08:12.900
actually execute any money anymore we just put them in the infantry school we send them to shiloh
01:08:17.140
the infantry school places like that um you don't physically die but your soul definitely does
01:08:23.220
your soul definitely is dead it is not coming back after that that is like a that is like a lifetime
01:08:29.740
prison sentence in alcatraz i mean you may you will eventually leave shiloh or the infantry school
01:08:35.460
but you're not gonna be the same at all you're gonna be a completely different person and not in a
01:08:40.400
good way either like a bad way like uh like you know like okay so imagine this imagine you're like
01:08:48.340
a 15 year old kid and you're like 16 and you're like oh man and you just wake up in the middle of
01:08:53.860
night it's like two in the morning and you're like i'm so thirsty i'm gonna go downstairs and get a
01:08:56.600
glass of water and you get out of the fridge your water and you pour it and you know close the door
01:09:00.840
and you turn and go back up to your room and you go oh my fuck and you're like terrified to see just
01:09:04.860
like the light of a cigarette and there's a guy sitting there and it's your dad and he's just
01:09:09.620
sitting in the corner in the dark not saying anything completely dark in the middle of night
01:09:13.920
just smoking in the kitchen and he's like go back to bed you're like okay he was at the he was
01:09:20.000
supposed to the infantry school that's what that is okay that's what we'll do to you we will do those
01:09:26.700
things to you the interim forces receives nearly a 10 billion boost in funding over many many years
01:09:32.280
which equates to next to nothing and it's all allocated into the wrong places of course it's um
01:09:37.920
a token yeah it's garbage and a lot of this money is to give is to give straight to
01:09:45.120
the ukrainians because you must stand with them you must stand with them we don't know who they are
01:09:52.880
where they are we don't speak their language no one in this country can name a single person
01:09:56.180
from the ukraine with you know any kind of social standing significance historical significance so on and so
01:10:01.660
for the except for the actor he's literally an actor um who's the president right now outside of
01:10:07.260
that guy they don't know a fucking thing about it but they will clap they'll clap like train seals
01:10:14.440
and absolute morons to send your children off to die not theirs no smart peepee micro peepee he's not
01:10:20.720
gonna go join he's not gonna do it he's only 44 years old 43 years old you could be an officer you
01:10:27.100
can be an nco you can join the infantry until you're 55 you got 10 good years left in your pp you
01:10:39.960
this is the result and i'm just going to get another way because it came up to me now
01:10:45.640
um where's the picture this is what you do all right this isn't game this isn't game time
01:10:54.080
okay this isn't fun you get to hide behind your desk and sign your little papers and go on your
01:11:01.680
little rah-rah tours and pretend like you're something you're not you're a bureaucrat
01:11:11.720
who ignores reality and takes very much for granted to an extreme degree how much the canadian
01:11:25.020
people give and sacrifice for you the money that you get paid is their tax money which you've given
01:11:31.560
yourself a generous raise of course not to mention not least of which are the lives destroyed by your
01:11:42.340
fucking ridiculous short-sighted grandiose look at me i want to feel important to be included in
01:11:50.060
something decisions like oh i don't know joining into a war that makes no sense and sending our
01:11:55.200
troops me included and these guys on the screen included into a place we had no business being in
01:11:59.840
we were uh under equipped out undermanned patrolling an ao area of operations bigger than fucking pei
01:12:06.960
with a couple hundred guys against thousands of you know we suffered a higher casualty rate
01:12:15.180
than vietnam it was like 30 you had like a 33 or 32 we did the math 32 or 33 chance of going home in a
01:12:24.840
box or fucked up wounded shot stabbed blown up burned fucking missing an eye or a leg or something
01:12:30.960
three out of 10 that's extreme in in war time uh numbers that's that's bad that is real bad you're
01:12:39.260
getting fucking dummied canada canada uh gave a lot of fucking lives for that and why no one can even
01:12:49.640
tell you anymore and how did it end it ended with the taliban taking over the contract the country
01:12:54.560
again so ultimately pointless it was a pointless uh for us for the people of afghanistan for us
01:13:01.480
everybody that fought there it was a real great lucrative opportunity uh for you and your friends
01:13:05.780
in in lockheed martin and general dynamics and uh you know what's the what's the british one
01:13:13.060
there's so many of these fucking war companies made out like bandits and don't forget the
01:13:18.760
pharmaceutical companies in which uh you know the the hair most of the world's heroin now almost
01:13:23.180
all of it uh or until the taliban took over again exclusively came from afghanistan
01:13:27.060
which saw an explosion in opiate uh products which saw an explosion in opiate addiction which saw an
01:13:35.600
explosion in deaths and overdoses so sorry i'm gonna go out on a fucking massive limb here and say
01:13:43.300
that war was probably a big mistake big waste of time big waste of everything so you guys can get
01:13:49.620
up there and oh we have to stand against russia we have to well then you fucking go over there and
01:13:55.460
why don't you volunteer to be a face on a screen like this because to a lot of people these are
01:13:59.680
just oh yeah i remember seeing these i remember seeing the you know the portrait pictures and
01:14:02.960
whatever i knew these guys they were good friends of mine this guy in the top right that's sergeant
01:14:08.040
donny lucas i learned a lot from him i really respected and admired him he was a very smart
01:14:12.480
capable strong fucking leader he was an he was a model a sergeant infantry sergeant you could
01:14:17.560
fucking be that's the guy that's that's exactly who you want is that kind of guy this guy in the
01:14:22.200
middle down here in the bottom aaron williams was the youngest sniper to ever be a sniper in the
01:14:25.840
canadian forces this guy next to him to his left uh chris stanix was my roommate he's a good friend
01:14:32.600
of mine he was from halifax and what did halifax do well we named a fairy after him and then you put
01:14:38.380
omar cotter on a speaking door uh you know you know the taliban his little friends they killed him
01:14:42.560
they killed chris dave greenslade above him kevin kennedy next to that guy they were 19 years old 20
01:14:51.560
years old kevin was my roommate as well dave i got drunk with i don't know how many times
01:14:57.880
bottom right brent poland corporal poland older guy wanted to be an officer
01:15:08.260
first time i don't know why i was memory comes up first time i met poland
01:15:16.340
he was like how you doing and he turned around and he mooned me for no reason and then walked
01:15:22.060
away with his pants like what the fuck where what is this place that's to rcr that's what that is
01:15:26.060
you know i did i don't know how many jaeger bombs i did with with kevin kennedy but it was
01:15:33.740
an unsafe amount an unsafe amount and they they were anyway they were killed today 15 years ago 15
01:15:42.640
years ago i still think about it almost every day i'm not gonna lie and say i think about it every day
01:15:47.160
but pretty free several times a week that something reminds me of that every time these these people
01:15:54.840
someone like small people or we have to stand with ukraine they want to say shit like this i remember
01:16:02.060
things like this because this is what they're talking about this is what they want this is what
01:16:05.880
you're asking for more of this and remember these people all have families donnie had had some kids he
01:16:13.920
they all have you know parents brothers sisters and so on and their lives are fucked now
01:16:20.740
and that that's never going to be fixed or replaced i mean that's terrible
01:16:24.380
and and why well some some politicians decided we needed to some politicians decided that we fucking
01:16:33.920
needed to and now the politicians are deciding again they're deciding again so i decide that you're
01:16:42.100
young enough that you can go put one of these fucking uniforms on and you can go there yourself
01:16:47.480
you want to be so big you want to be so bad you think this is fucking something we got to do
01:16:51.340
put your money where your mouth is and put your boots on and get on the goddamn bus
01:17:00.700
i had my 21st birthday in the registran desert with these guys
01:17:05.760
chris and kevin were the last two guys i talked to and you know as we were driving away you know
01:17:15.240
what happened we switched leave blocks with them and if it wasn't for that i would very likely be dead
01:17:20.680
they took our spot in the the order of battle they took up the the number one position
01:17:26.480
in the uh in the platoon the front vehicle and they got shellacked by an ied and they're all dead
01:17:34.680
seventh guy sean feevens he got fucking pretty badly fucked up but he recovered and now he's uh i
01:17:42.880
think he's an intelligence officer he's still in to my knowledge i haven't seen him in a few years
01:17:48.220
as we were driving away you know what they did we were going on vacation and they were just giving
01:17:55.380
i just remember kevin doing this giving me the finger i was waving from the air sentry hatch he's
01:18:02.680
like from newfoundland right oh fuck off boy that was what it was fuck right off boy
01:18:08.920
it's like see you when you get back fuckers but we didn't
01:18:23.980
you want to fucking warmonger you want to beat some drums
01:18:29.300
i think it should be i i don't think unless you've done there and been that or at least at
01:18:35.440
the very minimum worn a uniform for a significant amount of time you don't you don't get to make
01:18:41.120
these kinds of just you don't even get to think or talk about shit like this you don't know what
01:18:44.300
the fuck you're talking about you don't know what you're asking of people how can you ask
01:18:49.880
to to endure something you have no idea about nothing you have no clue
01:18:58.640
i stand with ukraine and how are we going to do that oh we're going to get into a war now
01:19:05.980
we're going to give we're going to give them more money we're going to give them the more money
01:19:10.260
we're going to give them guns bombs ammunition we're going to we're going to train them too
01:19:14.100
rumors are some of the guys are already over there
01:19:17.640
trapped in some pockets really trying hard to get them out
01:19:22.380
i'm not uh you know totally anti-war sometimes that's how it's got to go
01:19:44.520
you're asking people and they call it the ultimate price for a reason and it's worse it's
01:19:49.360
worse for the family it's worse for the people that are left behind their friends and their family
01:19:52.640
primarily because they have to live with that they have to live with the horrible images one of
01:20:12.520
there's no easy way to say this the the guy that stitched his face back together
01:20:19.880
had a picture of him and did the best he could and made it look kind of like a person
01:20:28.080
imagine living with that forever i mean they're dead at least that you know
01:20:38.940
the trauma and the and the oh and then on top of that to see to see the government and the country
01:21:01.440
and that they just left them there to die and they're probably dead now
01:21:09.280
never mind the the the afghans that put their lives on the line
01:21:13.680
and believed us and said listen you help us we'll help you and if shit goes sideways we'll get
01:21:18.300
you out of here we'll bring you back to canada we'll bring out the united states we'll take care
01:21:22.960
nope we abandoned most of them too and they're all dead also
01:21:39.320
of the government when it when it thinks it's going to do shit like this like maybe it has no
01:21:44.180
fucking idea what it's talking about maybe it's totally ill prepared and this is again
01:21:48.240
like this isn't coming from a place of me trying to bash the military and you know
01:21:52.740
insult people and make them feel bad i don't want you to fucking die i don't want people to be
01:21:57.580
senselessly thrown into a meat grinder and get obliterated because somebody thinks it's
01:22:01.080
politically advantageous because it's the current political climate du jour it's what's on the menu
01:22:06.060
today to stand with ukraine and send off a bunch of people that have no fucking business being there
01:22:11.000
aren't prepared for it don't have the fucking capabilities we have no bit we would not we would
01:22:15.620
get absolutely fucking steamrolled by the russian federation by the chinese by everybody else this
01:22:20.240
military has been underfunded under trained under equipped under under everything for decades
01:22:25.600
it's it's weaker than it's ever been and they're they're worried about diversity training and quotas
01:22:31.380
and inclusiveness on their p it's like okay you fucking want to do that you want to larp you want
01:22:35.940
to play games that's that's fine don't you dare send these people to what they're gonna get
01:22:39.340
fucking massacred what are you doing are you in a mind and i'm the i'm the bad guy because i don't
01:22:44.560
want them to get fucking wasted for nothing in a war that means nothing that has nothing to do
01:22:48.780
with us has everything to do with billionaires and pharmaceutical companies and money laundering and all
01:22:52.900
kinds of all kinds of sketchy shit they want to take you away from your friends and your family
01:22:59.520
your communities of people here that love you that need you in your home that you could help
01:23:03.300
contribute to and improve and defend here at home and send you to some place you don't even know
01:23:07.620
where the fuck it is you can't even speak the language you don't know anybody over there and
01:23:10.320
you're going to die in a hole alone cold starving with fucking half your face on fire and that's it
01:23:15.240
but remember kids because i don't want that i'm the bad guy
01:23:25.640
there's another reason the government really doesn't like me i'm a i'm like a ghost for them
01:23:35.520
i don't let them forget shit i keep reminding people of things like hey remember how they're
01:23:41.560
fucked and they're liars and they're scum and remember all the horrible shit they've done and
01:23:47.020
you need people like me you need people like me so you can point and say that's the bad guy
01:23:55.700
that's a bad guy right there he's a bad guy he's all right he's an all right neo-fascist accelerationist
01:24:04.140
misogynistic neo-nazi racist bigot phobic everything so don't listen to him just watch cbc
01:24:14.680
get your blue and yellow tape on your street on your street poles
01:24:19.320
clap for the establishment and support the current thing
01:24:24.960
i'm just weathering a rough bitch i'm not fulfilling with an inch to scratch
01:24:39.300
denial is the darkest when you live in a hole why does the hell make you feel so cold
01:24:44.220
make a move and you pay for it pick up lord and you pray to it
01:24:48.780
you're still demanding when you want the truth but you're still in no brain for me
01:24:52.960
i miss joey jorgensen almost as much as i miss those guys
01:24:59.800
one more for the boys tutu bravo it's second battalion rcr hotel company killed in action
01:25:37.640
you're fucking scumbags but i have so much stuff i just bought so many stock options in lockheed
01:25:43.900
martin and general dynamics i bet you did wouldn't surprise me wouldn't surprise me at all uh let's
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scroll down here uh sean m since when since when did the canadian armed forces start issuing
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fucking toques as berets the fuck is that toques as berets what i hope that's not a thing
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plat padre says new scotland brewing the beer you drank originated in picto it did
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i didn't know they had a brewery they're just doing everything they made shirts and things
01:26:14.400
i played at a big event they did back in 2000 during the picto lobster carnival
01:26:18.200
the old carny we even wrote a song in their brew room wow that's crazy
01:26:26.040
it used to be it's basically that this is where i'm from the whole town town of picto is just
01:26:32.460
from thursday to sunday uh drunk everyone's drunk the cops are drunk everyone's drunk it's
01:26:39.440
fucked it used to be epic it used to be amazing uh but then you know but covid and even before that
01:26:45.060
the town's kind of getting old a lot of people are moving away but people are starting to come
01:26:47.880
back because they've realized cities are fucking gay cities are terrible you know you don't want to
01:26:53.000
live in a city yes so a lot of them are moving back so you never know but uh yeah and then there's
01:26:58.100
so we call it carny carny fucking drinking for carny and then there's but then there's pre-carny
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drinking right so you gotta warm up you gotta get ready so tuesday wednesday basically for a full week
01:27:08.500
the whole town is just fucking lit up and it's a nightmare the old picto carnival oh my god i remember
01:27:16.620
like puking off of somebody's deck at two o'clock in the afternoon on a i don't know ah fuck
01:27:20.620
small town small fishing town nova scotia maritime it's all the same if you're from a small town of
01:27:27.460
under three four thousand people in the maritimes you know exactly what i'm talking about it's the
01:27:32.980
same everywhere everybody knows everybody there's always kind of gossip and drama there's always
01:27:37.660
fighting everybody's drunk you know there's vigilante justice there's
01:27:40.960
it's you know every town has the boys and it's like everybody knows who they are and they'll
01:27:48.640
fuck go fuck the boys come get you boy you don't want that you don't want that dr blit oh i missed
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sean again he says i'm not i'm not talking about your brothers i'm talking about those eme pogues
01:27:58.420
and their lids man i didn't see that i must have missed that oh and the uh story eme pogues this
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those are armor guys the black beret of the armored brigade of the tank battalion that's going to be
01:28:12.620
absolutely shellackity dude but uh by all means guys go go go have fun go enjoy the wasteland the
01:28:19.880
ukraine has claimed so many people have died that place must be haunted as fuck just on world war ii
01:28:25.560
alone you know how many people died in ukraine oh boy tazanigo on youtube says you need to come to
01:28:31.160
alberta for the testicle festival if this is where people are eating uh you know cow testicles and stuff
01:28:38.100
i'm not into that i won't do it c max is growing knives with the shit that's picto for you buddy
01:28:42.940
we got a big knife goes right the knives are so sharp it goes right to a brick building it's got a
01:28:47.020
great big knife right to the building right to the building um canadian military look a lot like a
01:28:53.860
bunch of nerdy sjw's that's essentially what it's becoming uh shamefully and unfortunately so um
01:28:59.200
dr blit says they never truly die as long as we remember them i toast their memory and for all our
01:29:04.780
fallen brothers and sisters thanks man i appreciate it and and so would they i'm sure
01:29:08.820
secret asian man secret asian man says i was gonna send pilot mike to get you and phil pilot mike has
01:29:16.240
an epic uh terrible ex-girlfriend story but he wouldn't tell he was so terrible he couldn't he
01:29:21.440
couldn't tell you know i need to know what this is i've been up for days i can't sleep i need to
01:29:26.100
know if pilot mike's gonna be okay he says uh to get you and phil but turns out you need a vax pass
01:29:31.120
for a slipknot concert even though mandates are done in bc as of today sort of bro back to the
01:29:35.360
beach we go slipknot well the foo fighters did that right you have to get a vaccine to be here
01:29:42.000
drummer just died what i said the drummer died oh he did he did
01:29:48.760
oh well i wonder what happened probably not related to anything sean ems is okay my bad oh yeah they
01:29:55.900
some of them are weird like they basically they're so tight to their head i know what you're saying
01:30:00.200
yeah they're technically berets but they're just weird uh lean six thank you very much man i
01:30:04.560
appreciate that you're very generous rolling thunder ottawa will be giving back dignity to
01:30:08.680
our cenotaph i'm neil from the hill neil from did we meet did i did i meet you rolling thunder
01:30:14.680
ottawa that's the uh the biker is that what's going on here at the end of the month bill job says the n
01:30:19.860
word your buddy sam hyde i get it every time sam uploads something say if you don't know who he is
01:30:27.160
you need to he's you know internet famous all right and you know he's hilarious and he he's
01:30:33.020
done some serious trolling he's responsible according to cnn and the news by for many
01:30:36.520
different mass shootings and things so i'm waiting and i i played this all wrong i fucked up i had a
01:30:42.860
huge opportunity and i was i'm an amateur i didn't know what to do um what i should have did when all
01:30:48.940
these people were like asking me about dagel you know ctv reuters the uh daily mail united kingdom
01:30:54.420
cbc all these people i should have said well i'm just a surrogate sam hyde is the leader i learned
01:31:00.340
everything i know from him i should have just been a joke out of every interview i should have talked
01:31:06.600
in an accent that i don't have and refused to break character and just talked in a different
01:31:11.400
accent to each person and just consistently and refused to say anything other than it was sam hyde
01:31:18.080
the reuters lady was british so i should have countered her in an american accent just because it
01:31:24.000
would make her mad because you know the british and americans have a rivalry obviously they're not
01:31:27.100
you know impressed with their little brother country fucking stealing a little spotlight and
01:31:30.760
smashing their empire and becoming a bigger superpower than the united kingdom ever was
01:31:34.280
i'm sorry guys but you never had nuclear hegemony over the world did you okay so tell me about dagelon
01:31:42.480
well um i'm just a uh i'm just a i'm just a simple boy from uh you know west texas that uh really i was
01:31:49.940
inspired by the work of uh you know you know samuel heidstein it was really his uh his teachings that
01:31:57.900
bled me i should have and you know what i talked to him once on instagram before they banned my other
01:32:05.400
account and uh we were just shooting the shit about whatever and i said uh i said listen man because he
01:32:10.460
was like i was like it was like oh we're talking about how crazy canada is i'm like i was like i'm
01:32:14.000
probably gonna go to jail soon prophecy fulfilled and he's like oh i was like hey just so you know i'm
01:32:18.540
gonna just blame everything on you samuel l haid that's one of yeah he also known as he's many
01:32:23.980
aka samuel l haid um i'm just gonna blame it on you i'm gonna say it was all your fault he said
01:32:29.480
fucking go for it so i should have i should have done that i should have said it was him
01:32:32.360
it was him in the dark corners of the internet the the meme of dagelon and the militia was really
01:32:42.500
shit but then i'm in a lost credit i don't know but i mean i wish that the thought had occurred to
01:32:50.540
me as i'm watching senators of this country talk about my pretend meme country in the highest halls
01:32:56.000
of power in the land as if it's a serious threat to national security i spit my cereal out
01:33:00.220
whatever i was eating at the time i was like what the fuck what
01:33:04.120
canada's not a serious country guys it's not samuel haydinsko i think he has he's also the ghost of
01:33:13.400
i love it i love everything he does it's so i just like i just do this like well well played sir
01:33:23.100
but have you ever memed an entire federal government into thinking a pretend
01:33:27.560
uh militia movement exists and there's a threat
01:33:30.560
we need to join forces we can take over the world lean sixes yeah we did me you and ferryman
01:33:41.160
oh did we meet you neil from the hill cool man cool all right sorry i just it's um i'm not trying
01:33:46.980
to be a dick you know but i'm like oh people i meet so many people i do i fucking it's crazy it's
01:33:52.260
beyond my ability to remember everything but i tried my best um i probably might have a memory of
01:33:57.340
whatever if you're more specific but um yeah i'm glad i was cool that was that was a cool that was
01:34:01.600
one of the coolest things about that i met somebody every 50 feet it was wild it was so fun
01:34:07.320
it was a fun time just high fives and hug people all day it was great it's good for the soul
01:34:12.900
um so there that's good that's that's i'm glad we got that out of this sam haydinski
01:34:18.740
um somebody said on on rumble broken pipe says foo fighters drummer heart the heart of the drummer
01:34:25.920
was double the normal size i'm sure that has that's just a coincidence i don't think it's worried
01:34:30.940
but i don't think that's uh i don't think we need to talk or worry about any of that i don't think we
01:34:36.140
should i think we should avoid that at all costs because as we know they save lives they're safe and
01:34:41.400
effective they are safe and effective they're fucking shut up they're fucking safe and effective
01:34:48.280
if you if you object to me saying they're safe and effective one more time i'm gonna freeze your
01:34:53.900
bank account you're gonna lose your job i'm gonna take your house i'll take your house away what do
01:34:58.100
you think about that that's how that's how benevolent i am because i'm the government open
01:35:03.620
uh for business act may be narrow and noble to prevent trucks from impeding critical infrastructure
01:35:08.880
and trade routes unfortunately goes much further the powers confirmed allow for the seizure of all
01:35:14.500
property including homes oh we're far less than another convoy or blockade cars and trucks may be
01:35:20.960
seized with no hearing or trial oh same with one's license and plates no hearing no trial no presumption
01:35:29.160
of innocence when is guilty until proven innocent and there is no incentive or practicable way for one to
01:35:35.760
be proven innocent summary arrests what are the warrant are also contained in section 13 the powers are
01:35:42.100
all non-emergency measures the act lasts forever there is no sunset clause so whatever happened to
01:35:49.320
innocent until proven guilty so my so speaker my question to the solicitor general is why is your
01:35:55.400
ministry taking a strong-arm approach with the aim of stopping people from conducting peaceful protests
01:36:00.480
in the name of democracy yes good question you know the member opposite coming from a community
01:36:06.780
that um frankly this person redacted is now going to i'm just going to translate quickly for you
01:36:17.800
um everything she says basically uh translates to but what about the billionaires have you thought of
01:36:24.220
them he is very directly impacted when our borders are blocked by illegal blockades i would have thought
01:36:32.920
would have a better appreciation of what that impact has on our economy you know the literally millions of
01:36:40.440
dollars of trade were not able what about the irvings and the bronchman family and you know what
01:36:48.100
about our powerful wealthy who are losing money every day every day you know the same people that are
01:36:56.880
absolutely crushing underfoot with no mercy the the middle class and under with rising cost of living
01:37:05.140
inflation taxes to the moon and on top of that we're going to take your fucking jobs away if you don't
01:37:12.480
succumb and admit and submit to our medical experimentation program fuck those people
01:37:21.120
what about the bronchman family honorable member have you thought of them
01:37:25.240
dumpster dumpster dumpster i'm bringing crushed by a dumpster is coming back it's coming back in a big
01:37:34.080
way daglone's apparently going to be a thing the government's so afraid of it it must be coming true so
01:37:39.180
stay tuned for that in the future we're going to be pushing dumpsters off of buildings onto people
01:37:44.640
onto people that's a preferred method of execution now if you miss with the dumpster they go free
01:37:54.460
that's the game so they're tied to a post and they can run a certain amount of distance like it like
01:38:01.160
like uh like uh like there's a post i envision and they're tied around the neck with a chain and they
01:38:06.100
can like uh try to guess where it's gonna you know but it's only a limited space it's like
01:38:11.740
like 70 chance that dumpster's gonna hit you but but hey you know you never know i think i think
01:38:18.760
that's fair i think i think the threat i think honestly the threat of having you know trademark
01:38:24.680
copyright patent pending crushed by a dumpster pay-per-views narrated by don cherry
01:38:28.860
who you know will probably not be alive by the time this comes to fruition and it will
01:38:34.840
um i think we'll get an ai we'll we'll generate something and you want to be able to know the
01:38:42.340
difference i mean we're pretty good at it right now right justin bieber's not even a real person
01:38:45.480
he's a robot you know that he's ai the whole thing's fake it's not it's not real birds aren't
01:38:49.760
real he's not real right i don't think about birds i forgot about a joke i was right i was high when i
01:38:55.840
wrote this joke down but i still think it's funny anyway just the threat of like i could do this
01:39:03.200
but if i'm found guilty of some kind of treasonous act against the people i might get crushed by a
01:39:08.140
dumpster after i saw what happened to small pp i don't i don't uh i'm just not going to get
01:39:15.160
involved you know that that could solve a lot of problems but until we get these dumpster crushings
01:39:20.840
colonel's just going to run wild guys to pass through as a result of the blockade of the
01:39:28.300
ambassador bridge uh kudos and credit to opp rcmp the windsor police and many others
01:39:35.060
especially sea biscuits kudos that when you trampled on that old lady's face i was like
01:39:40.780
oh i i have never orgasmed so hard in my life when i saw that indigenous first nations disabled lady
01:39:48.240
in her mobility scooter get trampled by a fucking war horse
01:39:57.900
i was like kudos that's what i want to see that's the shit that gets me off i fucking love this this
01:40:08.900
woman is just just nailing all the i want to vote for who is this she should be in charge of everything
01:40:13.860
i love her so much uh police departments that work together to ensure that that blockade was
01:40:19.540
dealt with as quickly as possible but bill 100 will actually give those uh police officers
01:40:26.140
the ability to act faster we cannot afford as a province to have our economy come to a standstill
01:40:34.280
again and what bill what the economy came to a standstill do you do oh my god
01:40:46.820
so let me get this straight so you're worried so the economy concerns you damage the economy is is
01:41:06.240
very you know very much high on your on your list of concerns yeah
01:41:09.620
okay let's continue how about the fact that you set you know your idiotic insane reckless spending
01:41:20.220
and lockdown and enforcement and firing policy that you've enacted over the past two years
01:41:26.420
has set the the gdp of the country back a decade that we've almost tripled our national debt
01:41:34.060
that's that's that's not an issue because you see the people you're talking about that that's what
01:41:40.880
that's what they were that's what they were protesting against was the destruction of the
01:41:44.420
economy and our way of life and so on so i'm gonna go out on a limb very thin limb of a tree that is sick
01:41:56.280
with beetles from another country that came in on some lumber like from china that's not supposed to be
01:42:02.740
here and they're just eating away at it you know and so the tree's sick and it's dying and there's an
01:42:07.580
infestation old forest is dying really i'm gonna get out on a limb of that tree on one of the smallest
01:42:12.180
ones with my full body weight 200 pounds and i've got boots on i'm gonna go i'm gonna go out on that limb
01:42:30.320
it's it's almost like you're just saying what you think certain people want you to say
01:42:38.820
you know it's almost it's almost like it's almost like you're just you're just you're you're you're
01:42:44.240
defending some other entity or or special interest in some kind you know it's it's almost like you
01:42:53.340
have no fucking clue what the average canadian person citizen immigrant refugee fucking anybody
01:43:00.760
on the street anybody who isn't driving a fucking bmw is going through on a daily basis it's almost like
01:43:09.800
you're just fucking uh you know in in it for yourself and self-interested and finding some
01:43:15.680
kind of angle to win the argument rather than actually address the context and substance
01:43:21.580
of what this person is talking about and saying you would rather it's all i'm not saying that i'm
01:43:27.840
saying it's almost like it's almost as though it's almost like you are willing to stand by and and let
01:43:33.580
the economy be destroyed people suffer and die and every one percent in unemployment equals a certain
01:43:38.020
amount of percentage and in death mortality addiction abuse everything everything that's
01:43:43.300
awful as unemployment goes up everything awful goes up with it exponentially it's almost like you're
01:43:48.800
willing to ignore all of these things that are very very uh demonstrably true and obvious and easy
01:43:54.680
to prove and easy to know if you gave a shit to read and find out how anything in reality works
01:44:03.340
it's almost like you're more interested in your in your shitty vice principal haircut and your little
01:44:10.800
and your your fake pretend position and playing this game like you're some kind of person who gives a
01:44:19.900
than the people in this country who suffer and are dying to pay you an exorbitant
01:44:28.340
grossly inappropriate salary it's almost but i mean that can't be it i'm just saying it's almost
01:44:36.560
like that potentially let's continue 100 will do is ensure that that is in place so that we can act
01:44:43.140
quickly and they they can remove those illegal blockades as quickly as possible it's really
01:44:49.560
important and frankly i'm a little disappointed that as a member who represents a community that is
01:44:54.840
directly um impacted um impacted with the blockades and the borders through our international partners uh doesn't see the value
01:45:01.840
uh no i do understand uh that particular aspect minister and uh i i also went on record in saying that i didn't agree
01:45:09.840
with full blockade of the ambassador bridge i was also grateful that they allowed traffic to go back and forth because of
01:45:16.840
international trade but the amendments to the civil uh remedies act legislation that has been used to seize houses is unconscious
01:45:23.840
she's saying what about the billionaires and he's saying people are gonna lose their lives and homes and property
01:45:30.840
and everything because you're scared of protesting that is insane that is an insane over the top and this is the
01:45:37.620
ontario legislature as i as i believe queens park i think i might be wrong i don't i'm pretty sure this isn't
01:45:45.900
this is strictly pertaining to ontario however uh yeah and completely unwarranted everyone is shocked the
01:45:55.100
lightning pace of this bill is being uh ran through the legislature bill 100 authorizes the seizure of
01:46:01.100
property including one's home all law enforcement is also made immune to civil litigation unless bad
01:46:06.620
faith can be proven oh good is any of this right fair or just bill 100 does not affect a virtually
01:46:11.720
permanent state of emergency it's business as usual tyranny will literally become the new norm with no end
01:46:17.560
in sight minister those charged with an offense are entitled to make full answer in defense have the
01:46:22.820
right to cross-examination of their accuser or accusers and the right to be convicted beyond a reasonable
01:46:28.300
doubt so my question to the solicitor general is is this what anyone voted for or would ever vote for
01:46:33.500
is this where you want to take us as an elected representative and a member of the current majority party
01:46:38.080
and uh solicitor general thank you speaker i'm going to make it real for the member opposite
01:46:43.900
you know the interior green oh are you going to make it real karen you're going to make it real
01:46:49.860
okay house growers uh grow and use approximately 3 000 acres in his community and around the the area
01:47:00.260
70 percent of that product goes south when there are blockades and this was happening that produce
01:47:09.120
is literally rotting in the uh the tractors so if you do not see the value of what bill 100 will do
01:47:17.580
to make sure that we can clear these illegal i'm going to save you some time so basically rich people
01:47:22.000
might lose money if the poor people keep uh you know acting up so in an in an effort to defend the rich
01:47:28.160
people we're going to take your fucking house you try and pull this shit again we're going to take
01:47:32.040
everything we're going to take your house your job everything you own we're just going to take it all
01:47:34.500
there's nothing you can do about it you can't sue you can't do anything you can't even sue the police
01:47:38.800
you can't do anything about it and it's forever no trial nada that's ontario it's ontario now
01:48:03.460
they're out of control they're completely out of control
01:48:10.680
and they're tone deaf and they are never going to stop
01:48:13.980
we're all going to hell never forget who drove you there
01:48:33.220
it's like falling asleep on the bus to montreal
01:48:55.180
obviously the bus driver made some very big errors along the way
01:49:44.620
it's the only thing you need to remember from these streams