🍁RageCast 234： THE MORE THINGS CHANGE 🍁
Episode Stats
Length
3 hours and 4 minutes
Words per Minute
179.49089
Hate Speech Sentences
207
Summary
It's the 16th day of May, and it's becoming summer! It's time to get out of the winter blues and enjoy the last of the cold weather. This episode is a little bit different than usual, but it's a good change of pace, and I think you'll enjoy it.
Transcript
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The more things change, the more retarded they stay.
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How's all you out there who I own your mind rent free forever and ever?
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I own your fucking mind, your ass, your soul, your existence.
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When you wake up, when you're trotting around your fucking dumpster of the house.
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Like all good things, patience and time tastes better in the end, doesn't it?
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He's got a little bit more to do until it's finished.
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But I was like, I'm a pretty big fan of what you got already.
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But I think it encapsulates the lunacy of what this is pretty well, as well as anybody can.
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I don't know how you would translate this in anything that makes any sense, but I think
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I did some fundraiser stuff, some rallies and things.
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Thanks to all you guys that were out and came and supported that.
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Somebody went to Blue Tonka, went to a base barbecue.
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Don't get in the pods or else you'll look like, you know, Mr. Gates, who's.
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I've been pointing down here saying it's there, but it's not.
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I'll have to get off a jump drive next time that I'm home.
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But t.me slash Raging Disson is the Telegram channel if you want to go and join that.
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There's a community page on there for most of the provinces.
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You can go in there and the administrators can post local things that are happening in
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And you guys can meet up and network and do your thing because nobody else is going to
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Canvas Key says, Ceases has a team of psycho analysts deciphering that intro.
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I want to know how much they spent on me and you guys already.
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I mean, you've got to include the RCMP as well.
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They're up to a few dozen officers into this now.
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I personally couldn't have that occupation and not kill myself.
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So I guess you really have to admire their mental endurance and strength to put on that
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uniform every day and go to work and collect a government paycheck, knowing that they're
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And, you know, like I've always said, there's no comedians in the Soviet Union or in Communist
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It reminds me of a video my friend Brevin posted recently.
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Where he's a comedian, otherwise known as Uncle Hack from Danger Cats.
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Taking the stride and trying to get across Canada and book shows in certain places and
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certain venues, there's now a list of rules that you have to deal with.
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But this is, so an anti-harassment, bullying, and non-discrimination policy.
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The policy prohibits discrimination, bullying, or harassment based on the following grounds
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So if there's an old bird that fell asleep in the front row, don't make fun of Glenda.
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Can't even make fun of criminals at this venue.
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Criminal conviction for a provincial offense or an offense for which a pardon has been received.
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Association or relationship with a person identified by one above these grounds.
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Not so you're allowed at some venues here as we're trying to book across Canada.
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They're a group of guys based in Western Canada and Alberta.
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And they're trying to, you know, do jokes, but you're not allowed to do that anymore.
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You just can't joke about the following things, which is basically everything.
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He says, ankle weights and a Columbia hiking jacket.
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Standard thesis uniform if you don't like dumpster ass jeans.
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Well, you have to form some kind of dumpster persona.
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You can't, you can't make, uh, you can't make jokes anymore.
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The thing about comedy is that it has to be sort of true.
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Something can't be funny if it's not a little bit true.
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Um, it has, there has to be some kind of truth ingrained in the joke or else it's not
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So essentially, um, it's kind of a way it's, it's an essential barometer or, um, it's an
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essential element of a free society anyway for free people because especially they can,
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you know, at least go to a place like this, which was, you know, kind of the original safe
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space where you can just blow off steam, make jokes, offensive jokes.
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So you guys heard of Richard Pryor, like some of the, uh, some of the most classic comedians
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Some of them made their entire, their entire, um, you know, cut their teeth and made all
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their money based on just being as offensive as they can.
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George Carlin was, was very offensive at times.
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There's not, there's not a single comedian in the world that didn't offend somebody somewhere.
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So if it's against the law to be offensive, then that means you it's in reality, you can't,
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you can't do jokes anymore because somebody is offended by something.
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No matter what you say, no matter what you do, no matter what you're wearing.
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Somebody's going to have a problem with it, with the sweater I'm wearing, you know, because
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the Canadian flag triggers people and such now.
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To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you were not allowed to criticize.
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She says, good Lord, we're at the bottom of the barrel.
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But you know, we're focused on the big things here in Canada because it doesn't matter.
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We're, we're working on, you know, healing and bringing people together.
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And as Canadians, Canadians, and I'm going to keep saying Canadians over and over.
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It's become like the, the buzzword in parliament and stuff.
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We can't give you clean drinking water, but you know what we'll do?
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The Confederation Bridge, uh, is being considered to be renamed the Ipec Twicket Crossing.
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Because Confederation is probably triggering to someone somewhere and someone's feelings
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You know, they can't really do anything to help these people or make out on any of their
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pledges to, uh, you know, help the, the, the Aboriginal people of this country.
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So what they're going to do is, um, emptily, hollowly, shallowly, I'm just making up words
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now, rename inanimate objects, pat themselves on the back and say, look what we did.
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As someone who's been affected by this renaming of things, uh, much less than the person I'm
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However, um, I'm going to tell you right now that this doesn't mean anything.
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And in fact, I, we find it insulting in a lot of ways, you know, I had a roommate once,
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um, in Afghanistan, his name is Chris Danics and he was killed in 2007.
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And, um, despite having our, our memories spit on and being disrespected and the veterans
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legacy and the legacy of the Afghanistan veterans, uh, specifically.
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We had many more people being trampled on and shoved in a dumpster and pissed on and
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And we just don't, you know, it's more than we're willing to give right now.
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They named, they renamed the boat, the Dartmouth to Halifax ferry got renamed.
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So when terrorists, Taliban terrorists, the Taliban was who, you know, killed, uh, Chris Danics,
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uh, if you were going to get on the ferry and say, take that boat to Halifax to see Taliban
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terrorist, Omar Cotter speak at the Dalhousie university in front of a packed house of
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standing, ovating, you know, plotting, cheering, crying, libtards.
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You can get on the boat to do it and it'll have Stanics, his name on it.
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I feel good about the way things go on in this country.
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The Ipikituiki crossing tackling the, to tackling the, the, the big things, but you
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know, there's a, should I go to the QAnon queen next or, uh, you know, here's just a clip
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of, you know, Rogan just, just telling the truth.
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Is this true rate of taxation, but I always knew that Canada was really high and you know,
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it used to be the Canada was high, but crime was lower.
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It seems like a great system because you have socialized medicine.
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You have, you know, some people aren't friendlier in Canada.
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Americans, uh, Europeans, people watching, they think Canada's, um, Canada's unfortunately
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You know, especially when you've got, you know, rat fed snitch people, like, you know,
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So what they do is they're, they're nice to your face.
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And then when you leave, they talk shit about you immediately.
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That's generally the standard operating procedure for a lot of people in Canada.
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So America's always like, oh man, they're really nice up there.
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No, they, they immediately started talking shit about you as soon as you left.
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As I don't know how many times I witnessed this growing up in life.
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And I thought that this was kind of how things were.
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Or it's not, it's just, it's kind of a Canadian thing.
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Probably because a lot of Canadians are cowards.
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You know, you can go to a party or something and, uh, you know, somebody will leave like,
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So if you thought it was a nice country full of it, it's not, they're just, uh, they're
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A lot of them that, uh, like to talk shit about people behind their back, but not to your face.
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See though, and you know why Canadians don't like Americans is because Americans are so
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Now they just generally aren't afraid to tell you right to your face that you're a fucking
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And you know, there's the delicate sensibilities of the Canadian public, which are scared of
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shadows and clouds and mean countries and, and honking and, and, you know, these kinds
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of things that really terrify and frighten the Canadian.
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They, they'd really have a hard time with someone telling them that they don't like them
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because you see hurting someone's feelings, especially in this country is, uh, is the ultimate
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Although there's a lot of complaints about that as well, your education system is, uh,
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it seems like it's more accessible to people to go to college and things like that.
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So you're contributing into this pile, which is fine.
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But then when you have what's a creepy fucking dictator for a prime minister and that's what
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he is, the way he behaves, the way he behaved during this thing and the, just the disingenuous
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I always, we have disingenuous is one way to put it.
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We had a conversation a few years ago where you were sort of more positive.
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I thought he was a handsome fellow with a good vocabulary and seems like a nice guy.
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And, you know, before he really leaned into the woke stuff, I just thought he was a kind,
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And I was like, that's probably a good, you know, disposition to be a leader, but just
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the way he labeled those truckers as racist for no reason, the people that were protesting
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against mandates, he decided they were misogynists and racists.
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It was just, but the way he did it was just like, he just cast a pejorative label on them
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It was just like, I'm going to label them this so that then I can impose laws to stop
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them from doing what is essentially a peaceful protest.
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So let me tell you about the draconian measures we've had in Quebec.
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I have friends that live in Quebec and they're fucking furious.
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I think they're removing them on May 14th, right?
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No, we, you don't know about the sixth wave, but there's a sixth wave.
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We're following the science and the science says, give all your money to giant pharmaceutical
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That sentiment, I would like to remind people, by the way.
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Canada is echoed, um, pretty much rank and file by the conservative party.
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Um, they have no balls and no guts to stand up for anything.
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They won't risk drawing the ire and the wrath of the left because they're gutless because
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They agree with the UN mass migrant compact or the US, the UN compact on migration, mass
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Many of them denounce the, you know, the convoy and all of this.
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I tried to do a video earlier today just because I'm so tired of watching this shit.
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Facebook is, it's interesting, the different social media apps.
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You can almost tell which age group is using which, uh, Instagram is kind of popular.
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I think between, you know, mid, late twenties and like mid, late thirties.
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Um, and then, you know, TikTok is like younger and then you've got, um, Facebook is basically
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Uh, and then telegram is going to hold different range of things.
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Facebook is the pretty much one-stop shop for everyone with opinions that think they
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know everything, but no, actually very little of anything.
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And everyone's just fighting with everyone all the time, no matter what you, what you
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I want to just, this is why I don't read the comments or bother engaging with the boomer
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And the same thing, and I'll, I'll have to do this video eventually anyway, just to get
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it out, just to, just a five minute, because nobody, most people don't like to sit
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But for those of you that do, please spread this message of just get the libs out.
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If we get the libs out, then the libs will be out.
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The reason the conservative party of Canada exists is so that we can't have an actual
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It's the liberal party, the communist party, and the other liberal party.
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Every single policy, every single infrastructure bill, amendment, everything they want to put
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in is exactly the same across the board with little to no meaningful difference.
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It's like choosing which kind of peanut butter you want to put in your peanut butter and
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Well, that's Kraft peanut butter and that's Skippy peanut butter.
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So therefore, nope, it's the same fucking thing.
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Except the only difference is this version is going to be far less annoying than that
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So instead of wanting to claw your own eyeballs out and, you know, stick a spoon inside your
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eardrum and just give yourself a, you know, self-imposed lobotomy to save yourself from
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the physical, mental, and spiritual psychological torture of what you're hearing coming from the
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Just a voice alone is enough to drive a man insane.
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You're going to get the same messaging, but it's going to come from someone far less irritating
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They're all tied onto the same empty suits that pander, bow down, and kiss the ring to
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giant pharmaceutical companies, corporate interests, and people like the Bronfman family.
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People like, you know, the Saudi royals and their oil money and the Chinese and all the
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It's going to make absolute Muslim brotherhood.
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And they think that because getting rid of the annoying guy, that that's going to make
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So these people are really, what they really are, they're liberals that don't understand
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that they don't, their only reason is they're going this way is because they can't stand
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They don't know what the left-right spectrum even looks like.
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They don't know what reactionary versus revolutionary means.
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They don't know what left-wing or socialism, what Marxism is.
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They don't know anything about right-wing politics.
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They think, you know, communists and fascists are the same thing.
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They shouldn't even be allowed to vote, to be honest.
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They don't know what the hell they're talking about.
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Everything's getting worse because the government is terrible.
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They see, you know, Sox Man on TV saying very annoying things.
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And they say these cutesy, stupid, dumbass, you know, little catchphrases.
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And they think they know what they're talking about.
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And then even worse, they succumb to, you know, conservative party messaging where they
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say things like, which is their only point, by the way, no conservatives will argue with
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the PPC platform at all, anywhere, because they can't, because it's a far superior platform
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that is based entirely on common sense, hasn't changed in three years.
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The only thing they say is, oh, you're going to split the vote.
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Neither would anyone that I know that supports the PPC.
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In fact, the PPC was founded, organized, and brought up by people that were disillusioned
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I met a woman on the weekend who was a liberal voter.
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Now she's with the PPC because it's common sense.
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But these boomers and these fools who keep perpetuating the problem and why we're stuck
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where we are is because just got to get the libs out.
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At least the liberals are up front and open about what they want to do.
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And Canadians want and Canadians expect $5 a liter for gasoline.
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Maybe not take our energy resources and our industries, sell them out, close them down,
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fire everybody, put on carbon taxes, drive them out of business, ship it all over to China,
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and then sit around with your dick in your hand and go,
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We could be paying next to nothing like the Russians are right now
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and still be a net exporter of oil to the rest of the world making piles and piles of money.
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And yet, go to the gas pump right now and let me know how you feel about that.
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And the carbon tax on top of that and the fuel price.
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And these people would know that if they paid any attention at all for the last 20 years,
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They were watching sports ball and Marvel's Avengers movies and playing fucking video games
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And these people think they know what they're talking about.
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At least have the humility and the decency to understand that what you don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
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I try to say it with some authority because I have been paying attention for the better part of 10 years now.
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It's like some kind of badge of honor that you've been ineffective and useless.
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The fact that you've been shitposting on Facebook about the government being shitty for 15 years does not impress me.
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So you're telling me that you've known this all this time and the amount of effort and energy you've put into it is relatively next to nothing.
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Cam says B.C. government is spending $800 million rebuilding the History Museum in Victoria with which, which, which, with, have, what?
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Rebuilding the History Museum in Victoria, which, with, have all its colonial influence removed.
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Deconstructing colonialism, like the decolonizing police force and all this kind of thing.
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This is just code for, you know, white people bad.
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And, by the way, Small PP is very, very much about white people bad.
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They've recently denounced Pat King and all this kind of stuff and, you know, the theory of white replacement.
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Even though it's happening, even though the population of, you know, whitey and Europeans is plummeting for the first time in ever and is projected, we're projected to be a minority in these countries and Canada, especially within the next 10 to 15 years.
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If you're a lefty that's celebrating it, that's okay.
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If you're someone else going, this, I don't know if I like this, well, now you're a racist.
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He's all about diversity is our strength and on and on and on.
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The only difference between him and them is at least he knows how money works.
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Now, I'm not allowed to say the names of some of these people.
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I'm just going to put this on the screen for a minute.
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I'm not allowed to say his name because of bail conditions.
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Just his right-hand man is a World Economic Forum alumni.
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I like to split some people's heads open like tomato cans.
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But before I do, I'm going to shift gears with you.
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Maybe a lot of the conservative voters and stuff can be salvaged.
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then you end up, you know, with a group of people.
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She's got numerous flags in some kind of strange language.
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It's probably some kind of First Nations language I don't understand.
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I can say because she's not an elected official.
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Except her followers are now facing mounting problems after being convinced that utilities are free.
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The queen of the group of people who appointed her as queen.
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The same group of people who failed to stop the election shenanigans in the United States.
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But hey, don't expect the media to ever pick it up on it.
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Because they're all, you know, part of the same monolithic control system.
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She told everybody that you don't have to pay water bills or power.
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She posted a series of royal decrees on Telegram.
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And do you know how many people she has on Telegram?
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Claimed that rent prices had reverted to rates from 1955.
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One of the followers pushed other believers to abide by the royal decrees.
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After she stopped paying hydro, weather, natural gas, property taxes, line of credit, and my credit cards.
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Many others who have also since posted about no longer paying their bills.
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Including many who are elderly and rely on fixed incomes.
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And are collecting thousands of dollars worth of bills.
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When will the service companies stop shutting off our services for non-payments?
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I just had my water supply shut off today in Stratford, Ontario.
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And Greg Wycliffe told her to go take her meds and everything.
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She had like some imperial guard following her around with the big flags on the sticks.
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And she'd stand there behind them like trying to act like some kind of big shot.
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And she's driving around in some RV from like 1996.
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This is the same country that declared war on a meme.
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She also recently convinced her followers that she's in contact with the president of the United States.
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Remember when she said the prime minister was being held in Guantanamo Bay for trial.
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And he's going to be executed and all this stuff.
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And the president of the United States requested for her to act as the mediator.
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She's mediating between the United States and Russia.
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Finding somehow some way to make all natural resources free.
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Or she addresses you today as the commander-in-chief.
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Of the kingdom of Canada, I address you today as your commander-in-chief and queen.
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To the Russian and American people, I address you as the mediator between the United States and Russia.
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I have been requested by the commander-in-chief of the United States Armed Forces.
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She keeps saying commander-in-chief all the time.
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...forces to act as the mediator between Russia and the United States.
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I must inform we the people of the kingdom of Canada that as part of my negotiation with
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the commander-in-chief of the United States Armed Forces, I have requested that Queen
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Romana of the kingdom of Canada be provided an aircraft.
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Bearing the flag of the kingdom of Canada and with the call sign.
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What happens when she orders people to be killed in the street?
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I'm going to guess that that's going to come soon and someone's going to go for it.
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She had people running around issuing cease and desist orders to government officials
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on orders of the Queen of Canada and all this stuff.
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Like, going to, you know, hunting down, like, teachers and government officials and so on.
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Queen Romana, for short, QR1, as we travel to Moscow or St. Petersburg, Russia.
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In addition to that, I have requested military escort from the United States and Russia
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to ensure that we, the people of the Kingdom of Canada are assured of the safety and protection
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furthermore, I have requested that my 14 or 13 staff accompany me to St.
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I'm Queen of the Universe and I'm mediating wars and I'm doing, I don't, how many people
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Petersburg, Russia, or wherever I must travel to facilitate mediation between Russia and the
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I will now lay down the concerns from both Russia and the United States.
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This is, I am addressing as the mediator, directing it to Russia.
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Number one, the discovery of mass grave in Ukraine.
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The question is the discovery of the mass grave.
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The Russian military must remain east of the port of Odessa.
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The port of Odessa must remain under the control of we the people of Ukraine.
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I am feeling kind of masochistic tonight, though.
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Number four, the exchange and facilitation of the release and exchange of...
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Now I will present to you the concerns from Russia.
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Number one, the weapons from the West delivered to Ukraine, thereby provoking World War III provocation
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Why was there just a random slide where it just...
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The Kingdom of Canada under the leadership of Queen Ramona Dudulo.
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This is what we're going to take us to the next level.
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As commander-in-chief of we, the people of the Deaglon, under the leadership and war guidance
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of Lord Philip and his trans-dimensional army of demonic telepathic animals,
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We will begin by launching preemptive attacks at exactly 1 a.m. Atlantic Standard Time on the installations and infrastructure of the Kingdom of Canada.
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There is a kill on site order for all of the 14 or 13 staff of the Queen, and the Queen herself is to be captured by the Deaglonian special forces.
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Which she will be brought back to stand trial, of which, let's be honest, she's definitely guilty, and then thrown into the waterhole in newly acquired territory in Skylon.
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May the Dark Lord Philip bless all of our mighty soldiers, suicide birds, and water vessels of pontoons as they depart this evening at exactly 1 a.m.
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Atlantic Standard Time on their heroic and courageous mission to rid the world of this strange, strange, small lady with purple flags.
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That is official. I expect an anti-hate network, uh, um...
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They gotta cover this. Deaglon's at war with the Kingdom of Canada now, guys.
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We don't have nuclear weapons tonight or today, so I expect a long, protracted, drawn-out battle, but, um, I think our numbers...
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What we lack in numbers, we make up for in ruthless memeology.
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If we take down four to every one of ours, we can beat them.
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And they generally seem to be consuming a lot of drugs.
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Oh, and I almost forgot the most important part.
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The first target, the first person we gotta take down is their field marshal, General Zog.
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Great guy, in spite of his rampant white supremacist tendencies.
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Hope to meet more of you next month when the Toppenator storms Ottawa.
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He'd be like, I'm voting NDP strategically to get her libs out.
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The way to vote out communists is to vote in other communists.
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Time to get myself a combat concubine as a war trophy on behalf of Dagelon.
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And, well, I don't think I want to do that, having seen some of the women in the Kingdom
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There's only room in this country for one meme country.
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Canada, the actual country, or meme, we're not sure.
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It didn't declare war on the Kingdom of Canada and Queen Ramona de Dulo.
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How dare you try and step on our toes like this?
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You don't even know how many people work for you.
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Not for any moral or ethical reasons, just because we don't have the infrastructure to
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What do you think we acquired the water hole for?
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It would be raging dildos if the meme countries...
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We're going to conquer and pillage and take everything of value, which I suspect is virtually nothing.
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We could use some of those flags, maybe, for, you know, fire-starting kits to the most accomplished conquerors.
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But outside of that, I don't anticipate a lot of help with much.
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Maybe not, because it turns out it could be the amount of bots on Twitter is so unknown that it's so much that it may actually nix the deal.
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Musk seems to suggest it was unless he can buy the company for a lower price in light of Botgate, which erupted over the weekend.
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Musk said that a viable deal for Twitter is not out of the question, but at a lower price.
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He also challenged the truth and accuracy of Twitter's public filings, really.
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If it comes to light that it's like, yeah, it's actually, because they're gonna have to reveal this if they want this to go through,
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and they are not going to be able to, or they're not gonna provide it, or, you know, the speculation is out there now,
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and it probably very likely is 25% to 45% bots.
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The thing is, Twitter is the number one propaganda flagship of the machine.
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That's where people go to, you know, it's the most used social media app,
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and it's got manipulated opinions, and everything is being manufactured, and guided, and steered, and coached in a certain way.
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And it's done by these bots, and bot engagement, and fake engagement, and fake narratives, and fake consensus.
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You know, all the screenshots and stuff we've used over the years, and over the streams,
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where it's like 50 accounts saying exactly the same thing, and they seem like they're real people, but they're not.
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They're bots, and it could be as much as half of the platform.
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It's over. It's gonna be over for that whole platform.
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So, you know, consolation prize, it's just gonna go into the toilet.
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But Musk will, you know, if he does get a hold of it, he's gonna have all that data to mind for his AI research,
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How do advertisers know what they're getting for their money?
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This is fundamental to the financial health of Twitter, and that's why it will explode, and implode, really.
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If it turns out, even 5% of their users being bots is a substantial hit to their valuation.
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That's a lot of users that all of a sudden are not getting...
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You can't sell things to bots, so advertisers are gonna, you know, have to renegotiate their deal.
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I don't know, but it just potentially could sink the entire company, which is pretty funny to me.
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Camus Key says, Skylon, Spatulon, Skubalon have pledged support in our war against the Queen.
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The sheer amount of copium that GTLO crowd has to take to internally justify their position is...
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The GTLO crowd has to take to justify their position is staggering.
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It's easier to just think that you can get the libs out and just get rid of that guy.
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Get rid of that guy and everything's gonna be fine.
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Because the reality is it's much more difficult than that.
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The fact that the, you know, and they have to admit that they're wrong.
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They have to admit that supporting the conservative party has actually been the wrong thing to do this entire time.
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And they've been working against the greater interests of the country, you and yours, and our future for quite some time.
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And they don't want to admit that they were wrong about everything else.
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Typical Canadian bitch attitude from a bitch country.
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if you can't just click a button and have it delivered to you by Amazon Prime,
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there's not gonna be an election for like two or three years, at least, right?
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They're gonna pass all the legislation they want.
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And it's gonna be them that has to call an election.
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You have to come up with nearly a half a million dollars
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just to run for the leadership of the Conservative Party.
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And a number of other people did submit leadership bids.
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They said, oh, you know, actually, technically...
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and they don't want to screw with their system.
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People are having their bank accounts terminated
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You're probably never even going to get a decent job.
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They thought there was always going to be tomorrow.
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or doing whatever the fuck stupid shit I was doing.
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I'd like to eat a chocolate cake sometime this week.
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jabbed but she never had to worry because she did it right away
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no critical thought they trust these people and she said before they're putting defibrillators in schools all of a sudden and they're trying to pretend it's normal oh it's always normal people have always had a heart attack
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especially kids kids have always had heart attacks guys that's totally normal it's always been that way you don't remember
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when i was a young boy when i was a young boy in ninth grade we had we started the school we started the school year in my class we had 41 kids we only we only go into grade 10 with 29 we had 11 heart attacks which happens all the time it's totally normal nothing weird about it at all nothing weird about this either
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ceases the cia of canada they're they're they're really man they have got their finger on the pulse so bad they're busy hunting philip in a pretend meme country and all of that
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uh conservative mp grilled officials from the canadian security intelligence service
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and public safety canada for ignoring the torching of nearly 30 churches in the summer of 2021 alone
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a lot more than 30 that were burned i think it was over 100 but um ceases didn't know anything about
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that oh we're not really following that because that's not your ideology you're fucking ideologically
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your your reaction should be what the fuck are you talking about how do i not know about this
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excuse me i'll be right back i'm sorry minister i can we take a break i need to talk to someone
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everyone get in my office right now what in the fuck is going on i look like a fucking asshole out there
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well uh uh we're sorry it's just that the liberal memo i don't the liberal memo
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motherfucker your job is security and intelligence if somebody's if there is a rampant arson campaign
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happening across religious institutions in this country i need to know about that okay billy
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okay okay so why don't you put down your copy of white fragility and do your fucking job billy
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susan i'll get to you next you sit the fuck down you sit down yeah i'm calling you susan just because
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i don't want to fight about something else i know your name used to be richard you're not fooling
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anybody with those linebacker shoulders your name is fucking written what sit down susan i don't care
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how many skirts you wear you're always going to be richard to me in my head and in my heart i'm
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just pretending right now because i want to fight about something else all right i've already got a
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sexual harassment lawsuit on me because i mooned a guy in 1989 and i don't need another one from you
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with your gisier bull ah fuck you know what i don't care richard shut the fuck down billy go find out
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what's going on with the churches susan what the fuck are we doing are we chasing a meme country
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because i'm out there you told me this was a white supremacist terror cell and i'm out there reading
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these fucking reports that i trusted you assholes to write it turns out the guy's a fucking goat
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figurine there is no philip it's a goat figurine that somebody bought at winters a few years ago
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no i'm very fucking certain they're laughing at me out there i'm not happy about this
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that's right so maybe you should spend less time focusing on your fucking gender identity
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and doing your fucking job you know what you're all fired every single one not roy you can stay
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you can stay roy you're the only one that's ever you know i know you're late and you're drunk a lot
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of the time but i understand now it's because you've been with ceases since the since the late
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90s and you've seen it degenerate and you're just drunk because i would be too and you know what you're
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my new number two roy thanks for being you i am dead fuck i'm dead fucking serious no you're you're
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fucking fired go go get go roy you stay take all their no burn their papers it's worthless we gotta
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start over from scratch start over from scratch i gotta think of something to say oh god i gotta be
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back when's the zoom call five minutes i got five minutes to come up with some kind of fucking
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excuse uh oh my god oh my god how much money do we waste on this meme country please tell me
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27 million can we false flag this guy is there anything we can do please please roy tell me we
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can do something because i can't go out there with nothing i can't go out there and say we spent 27
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million dollars chasing a goat figurine and a bunch of shit posting comedians on the internet i can't do it
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roy i can't do it i i knew things were wrong when susan slash richard slash gg or gender equality
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white fragility fucking when this crew showed up i knew something was wrong the purple hair was weird
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the half shaved heads the nose periods all of that it was getting weird and i should have said
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something then that's when i should have said something when i thought you know pension paychecks
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promotions and i just i sat on it i didn't do it you know what i'm gonna resign i'm gonna resign but
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before i do i'm gonna go back right there on the zoom call and i'm gonna tell every single one of
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these weak motherfuckers what i think of them what do you think of that roy you're gonna get my job
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that's right you went from number 12 to the director and uh in three minutes i am having
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a nervous breakdown you're right because i don't want to live like this anymore roy i'm living a lie
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that should be the internal dialogue of that that's i assume that's where cesus is right now
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i would hope that would make that would make way more sense and way more honest uh you know dialogue
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than what's actually happening michael the conqueror's back again he says when i'm elected
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primer mister will head up my special teams propaganda induced mental retardation
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chelsea says triple jab sister with less than a month to go in her pregnancy is having major anxiety
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now from the pfizer docs oh all 80 pages of them
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it's the only way to view it the only way you can get through this reality is to realize that this is a joke
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safe and effective safe and effective safe and effective sponsored by pfizer
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uh pfizer you're being subpoenaed we're gonna need uh we're gonna need these pages
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i mean i expect normal stuff like uh what are we talking headaches
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nausea sleeplessness you know irritability you know bowel irregularity that kind of stuff right
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this is i'm gonna be the i'm the guy responsible for the decision i'm being briefed by the pfizer guy
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that's a big binder you got there i'm just gonna pour a drink here while you uh
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what is this that section is just that's just 27,000 pages of adverse effects on pregnancy
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corneas are just detaching from people's from people's eyes
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what is that leprosy is that leprosy leprosy is a side effect
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jesus christ why are there they had to amputate limbs from blood
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oh hang on okay i'm just gonna stop right there i've seen enough i'm gonna make a quick call to the cia we need another mass shooting
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we need a mass shooting right now we need to flood the fucking news cycle before this gets out
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i don't want to hear about biden's laptops i don't want to hear about any of it
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we're doing the mass shooting we're doing the fucking mass shooting
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i got an ocean of drug money i've been laundering through the ukraine motherfucker okay
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oh man we're in it we're in it we're in a weird world now things are really not good
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um you know this is what i'm talking about there's an investigation being launched
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after a mystery surge in the deaths of newborn babies health authorities say it's not due to
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covet infections a report by the herald newspaper in scotland highlights a very unusual spike in the
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deaths of babies with the alarming raise after 18 infants died within four weeks of birth in march
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same control limit was also breached in september last year when 21
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deaths were reported the first time this has occurred since the records began
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oh so it's four times high four to five times higher than normal
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i wonder what dramatic shift or change in the public health situation
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you know the acting uh national institute of health director admits
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an appearance of conflict of interest in secret royalty payments
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nih lawrence taback testifies during a hearing before the labor health and human services education
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and related agency of house appropriations committee at rayburn house of office building on capitol hill
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you think they're making money of course they're fucking making money they're all making money
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this is the biggest power grab money making scheme in the history of the human race
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and we all knew it and we all yelled about it for years and years and years
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people who push the idea of universal vaccination
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they're oblivious to all other national security