RageCast 247： THEY WANT THIS
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3 hours and 28 minutes
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172.26193
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470
Summary
On today's episode of the pod, we discuss the recent events in the world, the upcoming apocalypse, and the tragic passing of a hero. We also have a special Father's Day tribute to one of our own.
Transcript
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People have got to be able to swing that far the other way, too, right?
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You'd be so close to seeing what's going on and then completely losing track
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You won't even, you'll, the lines will be blurred
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Eventually we're just going to be eating squirtles
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me you guys are always attacking me i'm america stop attacking me i'm always the victim i'm always
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cracked walnut nut says philip already had a starring role in the movie called the witch
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that you are an astute person sir that is actually true when i chose the name philip that is why
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because i just recently watched that movie that movie is fucking disturbing if you haven't seen
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the witch if you're like a horror movie like that was fucked up kind of a fan movies that make you
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go i need a shower i'm kind of just very very unsettled by what i've just watched i don't feel
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right i need to relax for a little while whoa it was what the fuck that's the one for you it's
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called the witch and there's an i don't want to spoil it for you there's a goat named black philip
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and then i was had the thing there and i'm like oh this philip is here he's become and that's
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that's where he came from just manifested out of the deep out of the blackness of hell blam says okay
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okay i'm sorry he says but this comment sees fire on another note i think we just declared world war
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three on russia cutting off kaliningrad well thank you for keeping me on topic at least because that
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was basically the entire point of whatever it was i was going to do now uh i did that i think
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i missed one here tom salerno 62 on rumble says the the war is here and we are the target
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we're going after our food and fuel here's the thing that really worries me and i've
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this is already happening like world war three is happening like we're already in it
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it's where it's this is in the opening shots like both sides have committed to fighting like
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that's fucking gonna happen the only thing that's yet to be seen is how far both sides are willing to
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go and so far no nothing's off the table that's very disturbing so think about the all the fires
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and and the farms being destroyed and whatnot how's that happening is that is that imagine if that was
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like sabbath preemptive saboteur attacks by the chinese and the russians to disable us as much as
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possible so that when the war does eventually ignite we have a massive crate we can't even
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feed our own people we're fucked we can't fight them like we're star we're fucked we're fucked from
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the inside out is that possible and is that why they're not covering it in the media because they
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don't want people to panic that they've already delivered a very very serious opening shot and now
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this has become a game of chicken like you want to fuck with us we'll do this shit to you you want you
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want more we can keep blowing up shit we'll blow up everything i mean shit is literally blowing up
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all over the united states hundreds of far like hundreds of them not one or two man and and by
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the way at the same time the oldest enemies and rivals of the united states are are this fucking
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close to fighting an actual war so i'm sure those two how fucking stupid do you need to be to not
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realize these two things are almost probably definitely connected imagine if like this is like
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there's someone there's another neighbor in your town right and and he fucking hates you and you've
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always hated him and uh for whatever reason there's just like a basically an unwritten rule that it's
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like if i ever get a chance to fucking wreck your shit i'm gonna you know get right back at you buddy
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and that was that was the deal and now they're like i think this is going down so i'm gonna take you
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out first and you get like ambushed in your parking lot like this is this didn't just happen out of the
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blue this has been leading up to for a while the proxy wars it's all connected iraq syria libya like
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we're attacking like russia the no-fly zone in syria the russian planes being shot down the soldiers
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being bombed do you think that's not related this there's been an ongoing like background war between
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the west and the east for quite a while now like the like cold war level shit assassinations
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killings things are blowing up like that's happening man a bunch of and then sometimes you see in the
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news at an oil fritery in china just exploded like what's what's happening i don't know but it seems
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like these two sides of people are fucking with each other pretty heavy aren't they
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and and that's how like the escalation of fighting goes it doesn't it's like when neither side really
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wants to do it they're just escalating a little more if you're gonna do this i'm gonna do this
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and they just go a little bit further and the next line goes a little bit further than that the next
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one goes a little bit further than that how where does it end this is how every major war has ever
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started in history so you know when i say things like it's it's i'm not i'm not talking out of my ass
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man i know what i'm talking about go study like major major like world war one and world war two
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you know the this situation of the cold war and how that works like this isn't uncommon this is how
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it works they start the pushing starts and then it gets a little out of control and then the next
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thing you know that you just you have to either submit this is how they think they either submit
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or push forward and they're like well we can't lose so they just both sides just keep going at each
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other and it just keeps getting worse and worse and worse and the only time anything like this was
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ever avoided off the top of my head anyway was was when john f kennedy was president in the cuban
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missile crisis that was nearly the end of the world like because they kept going back and forth
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back and forth and back and forth and then kennedy with the fucking brain in his head was like
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i have a listen i have a crazy idea how about i just talk to the russian president like a fucking
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human being and be like what the fuck are we doing what's going on here you know and and that's what
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they did and then they were like okay let's uh he's like listen what's like we can work this out
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this is fucking stupid what are we doing are you seriously gonna blow up the world over why i don't
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even know what we're fighting over anymore what are we what are we doing right now i know this is
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crazy i was like one day having drinks and then the next day like missiles and the truck and the
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you know their bots they can't stop their bots they're like oh boss boss you look weird the americans
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will attack and i'm like well i don't want that to happen
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well you shouldn't have put uh or uh any of those or uh soviet troops down there in cuba
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oh i didn't like that that didn't uh make any of my people very uh they weren't too uh enthusiastic
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about uh those developments my bids i i like listen i thought you were going to kill me i was right
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now i wasn't gonna but that's like that's literally what they're supposed to anyway
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teaching like police school the first the first thing you're supposed to do is d like if it looks
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like it's going to be okay confrontation is the worst thing escalation of force and and so they
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teach de-escalation the conflict is very bad like when people especially if the police around it's like
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this could go bad this could go bad so ideally you want it to not have that happen because that's
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the worst case scenario so listen we don't want to nobody wants to get shot or stabbed or fucking
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anything right let's just chill the fuck out here what's the problem what do we you know and you try
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to open a dialogue and de-escalate and you know calm okay everybody calm down nobody has to die we can
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you know figure this out that's what you're supposed to be doing and instead the geniuses
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um decide hey you know what we should do let's blockade kaliningrad so here's a picture of
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kaliningrad so this is a territory held over from world war ii that was previously um uh like prussia
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a north western german kind of province which was much bigger and then it got stole a bunch of it got
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taken away in world war one and then world war two and now the russians kept it as they occupied
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uh europe was it when they when they went from um obviously russia to the berlin war anyway um nato
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was like hey you know what we should do starve their fucking citizens let's let's block this whole
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place off so they can't get anything in well no imports ha ha ha how you like that you like that
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no yet this is not a nice thing to do i'm not starving europe fuck you you blew up my uh my
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fucking chicken factory no no no no no you blew up our fucking chicken factories i've seen all i've
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seen all that so we're gonna fucking starve your listen lease allegations like what is actually going
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on does anybody really fucking know for sure but we know something is it's pretty obvious that's the
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scariest part that no one's willing to tell the truth really so it's like what is actually going on
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then there's a lot of turmoil happening and that's crazy because like this is a it's like it feels
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like giants are fighting you know what i mean and the earth is just getting fucking smashed around
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in the wake of it everybody's like what's going on i don't i don't know i have no fucking idea
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why are we doing these lockdowns i don't i don't know is there a war over there why yeah i don't know
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i have no idea are they spending our money on purpose yes i think we're occupied by some enemy
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force and there's the really opening stages of some kind of massive galactic fucking insane insane
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you know massive epic struggle i'm not quite sure whose team we're on or who's on i don't not know
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what's going on and it's very confusing and crazy is that really where we're at pretty much yeah
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what's on the news pretty much all lies no idea they're not saying shit oh my god yep yeah you want
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a drink i kind of yeah it helps it helps that's not the way to do it that's what you do if you want
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people to fight you oh you know what i should do fuck with them even more who is oh man
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and the crazy thing is the whole provocation the whole lead-up to this was entirely our fault
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entirely like no beyond question there were so many treaties and things in place with the
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russians and the soviets and everything that was like we promise we won't do this we promise we
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won't do that or this or this or that okay and they signed the deal like you keep up your end of
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it oh we will scout charter don't you worry about that ivan we're yeah we're we're we're nato we're
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trustworthy and they're like okay and then we broke every single fucking one of them
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kept encroaching building bigger armies incorporating more countries in the alliance
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that previously had nothing to do with it like um excuse me why are you having um what is bulgaria
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doing in the alliance excuse me a bulgaria why you have joined bulgaria oh he's uh he's with me now
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what i don't even know is bulgaria even in the un i don't know you know they started adding all
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these peripheral countries like wait wait wait a minute wait a minute latvia like that's right on
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the i don't think latvia's in either but there's a bunch of these little states and they kept
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encroaching and they kept building more and more missiles and they built bases closer and closer
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and flying bombers closer like they're being it's pretty obvious to see why they'd be a little hairy
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like what the fuck are you doing exactly like we're not the good guys in this scenario i don't care
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what your excuses are that's what happened like we'll just keep you know trying to get them
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like why what are you doing what the fuck are you doing seriously this is crazy
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it's nuts and then for a little while it looked like it was gonna go away
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and it was like maybe this guy finally figured and then they shot him in the face
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then his head exploded all over television and you know the radio the newspaper and everything so
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everybody's pretty like holy shit about that and then they're like well his brother's pretty good
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he could be he could be even better really and he's gonna run oh he's running for president now
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hey fuck yeah right on he's not he's probably gonna win oh fuck they shot him in the head too
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damn it frig somebody really hates these guys two of them i mean for fuck's sakes america
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are you fucking joking man use a fucking any amount of a brain cell
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oh it was just a cool oh yes yes coincidentally two men who had set out to you know they're just both
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dead there's there's no higher power than than the president no of course not president is like the
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emperor and i wouldn't challenge the president the guy's fucking middle management he's kept
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stepping out of line so somebody fucking shellacked him his brother's like i'll take over big brother
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it's like game of thrones this is literally game of thrones they were the starks gone it's like oh my
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god is that poppy kennedy's head on a on a you know a headless body on a yes it is yes it is holy
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shit i'm so fucking traumatized yes you are america now do what we fucking tell you to do
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huh okay like that must have been a scary time to live through
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it's it's kind of fucked up as everything is now i was talking uh somebody was talking about that the
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other day where they were when uh kennedy was assassinated i'm like that must have been crazy
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that would have been insane like imagine just like it doesn't matter what side you're on that just like
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holy shit somebody went that far what happened the president's dead what yeah he's dead what do you
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what do you mean he's dead they somebody fucking shot him in the face just in the middle of the day
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bang blew his fucking head right off the president oh yeah it's on tv go look that would be fucking crazy
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that's a big move you know that's like killing a king you don't just fucking blow away a president
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and it was like i was just this crazy guy man hey you know they're crazy hams all the time
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crazy crazy crazy and and that guy was like hey i'm a patsy i'm a patsy there's last words i'm a
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patsy i'm a patsy do you not know that lee rv oswald who worked for the cia his last words were i'm a
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patsy i'm a patsy and then jack ruby blows him away and goes i was just i was so mad about what he did
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to the president like what the fuck are you talking about random gangster all of a sudden gives a shit
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about what do you mean and then that oh it's so stupid all the witnesses are fucking killed like
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okay so obviously this wasn't the work of one guy because there's obviously an entity at play here
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that's really really really wants to keep this story from going anywhere and going away fast
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oh well brother shows up my turn same fucking thing bang bang bang a whole bunch of things don't
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make sense well his gun only has six shots but there's nine shots in the room that's pretty weird
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isn't it yes oh well no not oh well that means there's two guns
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why does the secret servants agent have gunpowder burns on his hands
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i don't know man there's a lot of cocaine around have you heard about this philip show
00:50:01.740
two prominent popular figures just killed like in a short span of time fuck me that's a scary like
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that's crazy if you're like paying attention to shit like whoa i guess there's new leadership guys
00:50:18.220
guess there's new owners at mcdonald's that's like they're like whoever these people are it's like
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they're the gustavo fring of breaking bad or something it's like he's very rarely even seen
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or like one of these mexican cartel leaders nobody even knows if he's real it's like a code name
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like is there is there even is there even a lord mojito i don't know i can't i have no idea what a
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badass like spanish sounding name would be so i just said mojito which is probably not a good one
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um you know is he even real is he is he a concoction is he a myth created by a much less powerful but
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many people and they're all working together to run this fucking scam killing people that get
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anywhere near their little scam maybe maybe world's fucking crazy and scary i don't care what you say
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you're not paying attention it's fucking weird out here it's some weird stuff um so yeah let's not
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have world war three but we're we're probably probably gonna we're probably gonna it looks that way
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oh yeah cutting off their food and stuff is not a good idea julian's back and he says to be fair they can't harvest
00:51:35.720
why did you have to bring milkshakes you're not fucking ruining milkshakes for me
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i'll start drinking them like a cat just to piss you off
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i have an iron mind you can't get to me anymore they're all just toughening me up
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okay moving on sir toast says apparently there's a bank run going on in china
00:52:12.540
philip's only fear is the cocaine plate being empty
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and yeah he is scared of that but he's only scared of that because he's scared for you really he's like
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i'd be worried if i were you so he's you know he's scared about that
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maybe he's like i like you but not enough not to kill you you know what i mean he's just that kind
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of guy he's not he's not a good guy i mean real careful around him it's crazy he's a psychopath
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gamski says america and the ussr fought via proxy wars for years that's exactly that's what you know
00:52:51.240
the korean war was against the communists people don't really understand how the you know these
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greater ideologies and these little alliances work they just think it was america versus korea what
00:52:59.460
are you talking about like no man that was the that was where they chose to fight each other
00:53:04.000
they chose to both get involved in this con like yeah okay we're gonna tell you we're gonna have a
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little fucking skirmish here a little crazy vietnam's another one
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that was when they you know people would try to take and they'd be like no no no no
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yeah they've been doing this for a long time and then uh and then you know
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it's hard to it's hard to say what really went on like did they really just
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and this is probably the truth in my opinion this is what i think is probably happening
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and these you know elite people are just taking advantage of the situation like they always do
00:53:47.420
and they like pulling the strings probably even it's like yeah that's a good idea let's do that
00:53:50.420
and then they're fine they're gonna be rich and powerful no matter what happens they own everybody
00:54:00.280
that the enemies that we like you know the united states was a unipower
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no one can stand there's no one that has a fucking hope in hell
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not a chance like if it was 1999 and you're the united states you're like darth vader
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nobody would even dream of it you're fucking with little tiny countries just because like like
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grenada oh hi grenada you heard you was fucking around well guess what america's here now like
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what the fuck i'm grenada what are you for what am i gonna do to you nothing as soon as i'm done
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with you motherfucker and then they would just fucking do shit like that nobody was fucking
00:54:40.520
with america man not back then and then to what the 2000 99 2000 it was still a unipower but then
00:54:47.860
they started to like it's almost as if that book unrestricted warfare written by that chinese general
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was true and their master plan to win the long game was to then in bypass the military side of the
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fight we're not going to fight you with militaries we're going to fight you with uh culture
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we're going to subvert you to the point that you're so fucked up and destroyed and poisoned
00:55:09.880
on your own nonsense that we'll just steamroll you you won't you know you'll be putting you'll
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be putting uh making people admirals because just because they're like hey it's a transgender person
00:55:19.640
let's make them an admiral because that'll look really good like that is that is the dumbest like
00:55:24.720
are you insane why would you make that decision then it's like self-defeat that's like sabotage
00:55:42.760
like all the idea all all the stuff that we're doing is self-destructive
00:55:48.380
have you noticed like it's like it's none of it's good and you wonder like is it on purpose did
00:55:53.600
somebody make it this way on purpose they had it laid out they're like in 50 years we'll have
00:55:58.500
conquered the united states and here's how we're going to do it and i'm like that's appears to be
00:56:03.300
exactly what they're doing and now they're like come on fight us come on come on come on i dare
00:56:10.700
you to fight me come on you know but both sides think they have one on over the other and it's
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like i really i'm it's very scary that i really think that nato and the western countries are playing
00:56:20.640
way above their weight class like they're walking into like this is like rocky this is like oh no
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oh no guys you don't want to want listen guys don't cry about everything but every once in a while
00:56:39.560
there's something that you're just like you son of a bitch how could you this is this is how i fear
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if i could sum up our situation dude i would have been the most hilarious like general
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imagine how fucked up your army is if i'm in a if i'm in a fucking state like that
00:56:58.420
i'm like one of the like i want they want my take on the situation i'm just like high as fuck like
00:57:02.720
play that uh play that scene from uh play the scene from rocky they're like what
00:57:08.620
like dude that's how i that's how i interpret putin right now whenever they talk about putin
00:57:34.100
and put him on and like let's see what the russian guy think he he appears extremely confident and
00:57:39.620
everything he says is like that that seems he fucking means it man i uh he seems oddly in control
00:57:47.980
of the situation you on the other hand are falling off your bicycle in the street there's an old man
00:57:54.760
with dementia falling off a bicycle in the street and doesn't know where he is talks to no one the
00:58:00.720
vice president is just basically there for the optics and the ratings and the you know get them
00:58:05.280
elected she doesn't know what the fuck's going on uh everybody else is like drunken out of control
00:58:13.360
yeah so okay so obviously the rush you know and you know apollo creed is uh is us overconfident not
00:58:25.420
taking it seriously not seeing the obvious danger around him as he's walking into it
00:58:30.120
the bad blood between these two can be felt all over this i can't get over the size of this russian
00:58:36.760
we're ready for the show time it's show time it's show time did you forget something
00:58:45.880
come on and apollo seems to being great spirit not taking it seriously at all
00:59:05.000
come on come on come on neither fighter ready to throw a punch a left jab there a left jab once again
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the fights were so bad like for realism like they weren't very good they were pretty
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they were pretty ridiculous but still a great movie
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like is this what we're doing right now this is america thinking it's winning right now like oh don't worry it's under control
00:59:59.640
what are we in the middle of right now jesus christ
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oh no oh i've destroyed your military your fucking everything's
01:00:16.340
oh shit oh your attrition rate how's that going
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did you like that oh yeah that really fucked things up didn't it how's the healthier children by the way
01:00:37.100
oh it doesn't feel very good yeah it doesn't bet that not you better you best
01:00:51.980
uh-oh okay we're in trouble now this is way over our head
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like what's to be gained here just total destruction like what are you you've already lost man
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it'll be a cool story your kids miss you though
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it did inspire rocky to go on and fight the battle though and win in the end
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what this metaphor even is besides a weird excuse and reason to watch this epic scene from rocky 4
01:02:10.780
I've never seen a Pato take so much punishment.
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He couldn't accept that he wasn't as good as he used to be
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so he remained prideful and said no i'm fucking and now he's dead that's the lesson
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oh good times let's not do that i think we should probably take these people very seriously
01:03:04.340
and try and figure this out but what would i know no let's just let's just keep going for it i mean
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what what's the worst could happen what's the worst that could really happen guys i mean so big deal
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maybe the ukrainian war gets a little out of control and like border countries get involved
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there's an escalation of like nato involvement and it becomes like a runaway train that eventually
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reaches terminal fucking velocity and then cannot be stopped anymore because it's just gotten too
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out of control that's how giant wars happen because eventually you reach a point where too much has been
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done like in a fight for it's like no now you're gonna die no it's gone too far now you burned down
01:03:45.000
my house like there's no this doesn't end until one of us is dead like let's avoid getting that far
01:03:51.160
because there's a very good possibility that not just we'll both be dead we'll both be dead
01:03:56.980
pretty good chance almost for sure so i'd really rather not do that because i remember i'm the insane
01:04:04.760
person remember always remember that the media says i am the insane person okay let's keep
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i'm just weathering a rough bitch i'm not fulfilling with an instant scratch denial is the darkest when you live in a hole
01:04:28.240
why does the hell make you feel so cold make a move and you pay for it pick up lord and you pray to it
01:04:35.420
you're so demanding when you want the truth but you're still in no way for me
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giant words are not a good time for anyone guys it's to be avoided at all costs i mean literally
01:05:01.420
all costs it's not good it's the worst it's the worst thing that can possibly happen you understand
01:05:06.800
that's that's why like i i hate these idiot leftists that think
01:05:13.120
like being alarmed about this situation is stupid that's like being alarmed that there may be a serial
01:05:20.400
killer in the community and you you've chosen to go that's fucking stupid you're an idiot
01:05:26.200
my question is are you are you fucking serious are you sure
01:05:32.260
let's make sure that's definitely not the case because otherwise we're in a lot of danger if we don't
01:05:38.760
if we ignore this and he's and it's true it's a very serious allegation
01:05:42.940
we should investigate we really should investigate this
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nah what are you fucking see fucking kidding we can all be killed oh well
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yeah maybe he's in on it uh sean m says uh russia we're putting
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yeah we're putting missiles in cuba response to the united states having missiles in turkey
01:06:10.200
seems like history does rhyme exactly like these things don't just happen in a vacuum there's
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escalate like there's there's and thankfully in the past this is my concern so like like it's
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crazy for me to be worried about the absolute worst possible scenario like don't you want someone
01:06:26.020
to worry about that just in case and and they'll say and they'd say like oh don't worry if something
01:06:33.440
like that was happening someone would tell would tell me i'm telling you i'm someone i'm someone
01:06:38.400
that's telling you this is a fucking dangerous situation someone needs to like be an adult here and
01:06:43.040
figure this out because this isn't good yeah i can't drag queens story hour doesn't win wars no
01:06:51.400
and you're and you're you're really this is incredibly dangerous what are we doing what the
01:06:59.300
fuck are you doing man why for what well ukraine fuck ukraine who cares what
01:07:04.840
it's dude ukraine has been basically their country this entire time anyway let them leave them alone
01:07:11.280
let them fucking sort out their shit what and just let this happen yes it's their fucking problem
01:07:18.380
let them deal with it i can't stand by let this happen man i gotta save lives if you go in there
01:07:24.140
you will kill astronomically more lives you think you're gonna save a million people you're gonna kill
01:07:31.000
80 million fucking people if you go in there that's like for sure are you fucking retarded do the math
01:07:37.900
man no they won't they wouldn't dare oh yes they would oh fuck yeah they will man if you start
01:07:44.900
killing people they get real mad and they kill you back and they've got a lot of guns i've noticed
01:07:49.960
like a lot they seem really prepared to fight you is what i'm saying you should really rethink this
01:07:56.760
fuck that fuck that i stand with ukraine i'm fucking standing you guys i'm standing with ukraine
01:08:03.920
yeah and then and then the next textbook about world war three says the time when 90 million
01:08:08.140
people were killed and uh most parts of europe are now an irradiated inhabitable wasteland
01:08:14.040
along with a couple of cities and you know what i mean
01:08:18.860
this has a potential to go extremely fucking badly and they're approaching it like no we're not even
01:08:27.280
gonna talk about it it's just you know it's you know it's fine we're just you know it's not like
01:08:31.880
there's uh where's this fucking stupid story ukraine yeah there it is it's not like one of the second
01:08:42.600
biggest military power in in our on our team this is like the assistant captain i'll have you say you
01:08:49.640
know of nato right well nato's gonna well yeah the assistant captain just said british troops must
01:08:56.100
prepare to fight in europe once again says new head of the army that's not good that's really bad
01:09:04.340
news guys general sir patrick sanders took over from general sir mark carlton smith smith mark
01:09:13.340
carlton smith monday and wrote to his charges about the challenges they face russia's invasion of
01:09:19.320
ukraine underlines our core purpose to protect the anointed kingdom by being ready to fight and win
01:09:24.720
wars on land okay that's not so bad i understand you want to be ready just in case there's nothing
01:09:30.440
wrong with being ready go on there is now a burning imperative to forge an army capable of fighting
01:09:36.160
alongside our allies and defeating russia in battle whoa that seems strong i i don't know if you should
01:09:44.320
go there we are the generation that must prepare the army to fight in europe once again oh fuck me are
01:09:51.040
you what are you whoa somebody stop him stop shut shut him up right now shut the fuck up dude what are
01:09:55.820
you talking about did you fuck are you fucking retarded you i mean for fuck's sakes you're a general
01:10:03.440
you remember like you know about world war ii yeah you you do right do you have any fucking idea what
01:10:11.120
that was you know how the entire world the entire fucking planet went insane at the same time and it
01:10:20.720
killed like i don't a hundred million people or something and that was with like bolt action guns
01:10:25.740
and steamboats and you know hot air balloons and shit like that was the level of technology at the time
01:10:31.260
and you want to do that again but with all of this shit that we have now have you completely lost your
01:10:38.120
fucking mind what are you doing why are you encouraging this
01:10:43.660
and and by the way again they have a lot of guns and they seem really prepared for they seem really
01:10:51.140
they're toying with you it seems like almost or they're playing the best game of poker i've ever seen
01:10:57.000
i don't know i guess the intelligence agency is no better and it's all going to be fine and some
01:11:04.800
they're just going to get one over on the russians at the last minute and they're just going to give up
01:11:08.680
and allow them to be fucking surrounded and disarmed and completely subjugated by the entire
01:11:17.460
you know the parts of the world that hates it yeah that makes sense yeah they'll probably do that
01:11:23.700
i would wouldn't you if you were at x if you're in an existential crisis like this was
01:11:29.540
this was like the battlefield existence because it really is like they're not going to go they're
01:11:34.720
never going to leave the russians alone they're not going to be like and that's how it got to this
01:11:40.220
point they started pushing and fucking with them and very soon like i said earlier this kind of
01:11:46.220
ambush or this you know first chance uh contact scenario it's like they're going to see you and
01:11:51.600
understand that like this is this has to happen now i've got no choice you're right there i don't
01:11:55.680
have time there's no it's who's who's gonna shoot first that's it whoever shoots first wins almost
01:12:02.340
every time that's a very important thing to have in a gunfight shoot first always be the guy that
01:12:10.380
shoots first if you can because if you're not shooting first that's very fucking bad that means
01:12:15.040
you didn't know it was coming you don't know where it is really but they know where you are and
01:12:19.800
they've been waiting for you that's not good bad that means that you that means they've picked the
01:12:25.800
spot to fight you and you're fighting on their turf now that sucks that's shit that's scary
01:12:30.100
because you're like oh no this isn't this wasn't supposed to happen yep no it wasn't oh shit did
01:12:37.120
that lav blow up sure did that's bad isn't it yep this fucking scary shit boys people are trying
01:12:43.100
to kill us and they're not doing a bad job of it oh my god yeah i'm i don't know my life choices
01:12:48.220
are a little bit this might have been a bad one i don't know let's just let's just let's just hang
01:12:52.920
out here for a minute all right let's uh let's go over to where the killing is all right let's go
01:13:00.920
it's a fucking insane job it's fucking mental it's fucking crazy like i can't explain it any better
01:13:08.240
it's insane it's fucking it's an insane environment let's go to where hey guys let's go where all the
01:13:13.480
murdering is we're gonna have a murder fight let's see let's see if me and my friends can
01:13:18.860
murder yours better than you can murder mine okay see you there it's fucked it's fucking crazy it's
01:13:25.920
not like being in a car crash or a plane crash it's like it's like predator the movie how it's
01:13:31.200
like unsettling it's like there is something in the jungle trying to fucking literally murder me yes
01:13:36.060
it's a bunch of angry guys with guns and bombs and all kinds of fucking stuff
01:13:41.660
oh this is really shitty yeah it's not fun i mean in an extreme kind of way i mean some people are
01:13:49.680
like i love it like okay she's pretty intense i get i get fucking like just thinking about it
01:13:56.840
it just it comes back to you you can feel that feeling like a one-tenth of it or something
01:14:01.580
it's not the same level of like because that would be crazy imagine you just think about it
01:14:07.540
and you're having a full-blown like that would be crazy that must like severe severe severe ptsd or
01:14:12.660
something but you can still if you think about it it gives you a little bit of that like oof
01:14:16.360
oh it's like a really strong memory like if you lived in a house that burned down or something it's
01:14:21.980
like when you think about it like i can still smell the smoke if i think about it you know there's
01:14:25.260
that kind of stuff really serious crazy traumatic i guess events they stay with you for a long time
01:14:31.120
so maybe those are the people that we should talk to about why this is fucking crazy
01:14:36.800
because they know what it is if anybody should be having a voice on what not to fucking be doing
01:14:44.600
right now it it should be retired you know veterans that had served in combat
01:14:48.360
because those are the people of your of your people that know what they're talking about because
01:14:54.680
they were there and they did it and they can appreciate the gravity of what trust me like
01:14:59.100
most military guys kind of follow this kind of world event shit to know what's going on it's
01:15:02.760
our business it concerns us so we keep an eye on shit and um you know it's like you guys don't know
01:15:12.400
what you're getting into oh no it's gonna be fun we're gonna have a crazy war it's gonna be awesome
01:15:15.580
no it's not gonna be awesome man it's gonna be terrible like it's so many people are gonna die
01:15:22.160
like of so many like more than ever maybe in history just just by the opening shots alone it's
01:15:29.140
like they have limited nuclear first strike policy where it's just like we'll just wipe out a few
01:15:34.380
cities at first and see what happens like what what what are you talking about like yeah that's just
01:15:39.060
that's the next on the list defcon one it's fucking goats what the fuck are you talking about
01:15:43.300
they've already planned all this out it's like a it's like a self-fulfilling mechanism
01:15:46.540
if a happens we go to b if b happens c and c and it's just do do do do do do do they've already
01:15:50.780
planned out every one of these scenarios so it's like tit for tat and if the other guy keeps
01:15:54.840
returning the ball it's like well we've escalated again and then just we're just gonna keep doing
01:15:58.260
this the first one to stop loses because the other guy was willing to go further than you
01:16:02.900
so whatever they're fucking fighting over it must be goddamn important i suppose
01:16:06.380
because um seems like the powers that be in the world are fine with entertaining the prospect
01:16:14.020
and frightening scenario of thermonuclear war that's all this is the craziest shit that's
01:16:22.480
happened since the cuban missile crisis you understand that but they're not really talking
01:16:25.580
about it this could fuck this shit could kick off any time and now the russians are it seem to be
01:16:31.680
like they're threatening lithuania as like a retaliation for them trying to cut off clean like what
01:16:38.080
like world war ii didn't just happen guys neither did the first world war events escalations push
01:16:45.480
push tit for tat back and forth went on for decades just like this one and and as the pushing intensified
01:16:51.340
it became bigger and harder shoves back and forth until eventually they were fighting to the death
01:16:56.680
in the parking lot and someone was killed that's why people and bouncers and stuff people they're
01:17:03.860
supposed to break up fights because it's like this could ask this if someone doesn't intervene
01:17:08.120
this could escalate to tragic consequences nobody wants to be killing any like this is fucking stupid
01:17:14.620
what are you doing and then and somebody's dead it's like fuck we probably should have stopped that
01:17:20.000
yep probably that wasn't good now he's dead oh well you know except they're doing that with the whole
01:17:28.660
you know hundreds of millions of lives or billions of lives fuck with the chinese too we're gonna tell
01:17:33.440
them we're not we're gonna oppose all their like fuck i don't know they seem they seem pretty they
01:17:39.920
seem pretty confident about this stuff russia demands that lithuania uh lift the openly hostile
01:17:46.000
blockade panic buying ensues imagine like just think about think about how crazy this is you have to
01:17:52.540
put yourself in the other people's shoes think about being in kaliningrad let's pretend you're in uh
01:17:56.400
let's pretend you're in newfoundland or victoria island victoria is probably a better example
01:18:00.100
pretend you're on victoria island and russia has just decided as punishment we're going to
01:18:06.260
encircle your island and nothing comes in or out and if you starve i don't give a shit fuck you
01:18:12.460
deal with it and and that's your town where you live you're like what the fuck and like no one's
01:18:18.900
coming to help you um and who's and who's responsible for those people that are trapped there
01:18:24.700
they're gonna feel pretty compelled to do something about that i imagine right those are your friends
01:18:28.580
and family and it's like they just took a bunch they just took part of your family fucking hostage
01:18:32.500
do you understand that's what happened someone took a member of your family hostage that's how
01:18:39.880
serious this has become now what in the fuck have you done are you out of your mind
01:18:45.300
what do you think they're gonna do i mean obviously what are you what are they gonna do
01:18:51.580
nothing you think they're really gonna do nothing about this his sister is tied up in a basement
01:18:58.580
with a ball gag in her mouth and he knows about it and you think he's not gonna do anything
01:19:07.840
you know what's gonna happen maybe they do maybe they know exactly what's gonna happen and that's why
01:19:14.720
they're doing it oh they're gonna retaliate yep i know
01:19:21.300
there's been all kinds of little things like the uh the russians killed in syria
01:19:27.120
they shot down a bunch of planes of theirs and it was like oops sorry about that they killed a bunch
01:19:32.340
of them in iraq i think some some uh contractors or something they're like sorry accidents happen you
01:19:37.560
know like come on like trying to get them trying to get them to you know it's crazy to me anyway it
01:19:42.600
looks like provocation then there was a whole business with turkey it was like they're just
01:19:48.060
and then they're like oh don't worry they're they're they're they're fucking with all our stuff
01:19:54.220
everything i'm me especially and all of you we're all russian agents it's all russian disinformation
01:19:59.360
that was what the convoy was it was russian the russians did it really
01:20:06.460
who's implementing all these policies anyway who do you it's so fucked to think about
01:20:13.400
they do stuff like that like they vilified i think ferry made this which is epic they're
01:20:20.140
trying to vilify veterans for freedom as well and uh you know act like they're terrorists and
01:20:25.280
they're they're building an encampment outside the city and people think and up top here it says
01:20:30.720
v4f ottawa base camp according to the media looks like an artillery firing position
01:20:35.240
in uh it looks like afghanistan i believe yeah that looks like it and on the bottom it says a v4f
01:20:43.000
at the base camp this is their actual campsite it's a fucking three guys four guys laying around a fire
01:20:47.600
by a tent that's literally what they're doing they're just camping out they've got this big like
01:20:53.700
they probably do picture something this is ridiculous there's a bunch of angry veterans in
01:20:57.400
the woods they're all face painted and shit we're all like drinking and just like hitting each
01:21:01.000
other's chest like fuck yeah fucking let's go just retarded like that's what they think we are
01:21:06.780
they're so disrespectful and ignorant it's really fucking offensive on behalf of all veterans
01:21:13.140
the fact that you think that's what we're like is extremely extremely fucking offensive like extremely
01:21:19.040
how dare you these fucking guys died for your fucking uh you know ability to live in this
01:21:31.000
that's what they believe going is like well i'm gonna you know risk it all for fucking
01:21:34.820
because that's the kind of person they are and you and you consider them to be like just pieces
01:21:39.940
of shit evil holy fuck are you twisted upside down
01:21:43.940
these are these are some of the best people i've ever met
01:21:49.000
they're rock solid individual human beings and they take great care of each other and their friends
01:21:57.580
and their families they do their best every and they deal with a lot of fucking bullshit too
01:22:01.460
they're incredibly strong you know impressive i love these people and for you to talk about them
01:22:13.400
like it's funny because and i think it's effective because in a way deep down i'll conceal i'll be honest
01:22:27.360
that kind of is what we're like when we're like 20 years old
01:22:30.620
you know what i mean do you remember being in the shacks this was a tv show i had for the shacks
01:22:35.060
and it was fucking i mean it's a bunch of killers that's your job your government paid killing machines
01:22:40.240
your whole fucking purpose is to like show up where somebody wants to fight you and fucking murder their asses
01:22:46.200
professionally that's what the infantry is i consider what that's your job that's what your purpose is
01:22:51.360
what do you do for work i'm in the army like you don't really want to get into it
01:22:55.120
i'm in the army you know oh yeah my dad's in the army
01:22:58.400
oh cool what did he do he was an electrician oh yeah
01:23:01.960
you know every once in a while like he was a paratrooper in korea and you go really
01:23:07.960
oh fuck that's intense he knows about he knows about shit is he around like could i see could i
01:23:15.160
meet him you know like nobody loves those guys more than we do nobody and their families obviously
01:23:21.380
right like even ones i don't know every time i see one i'm just like damn like the the medals on
01:23:25.880
him and it's like you can tell he was in italy and africa and he's a fucking he's probably the
01:23:29.100
devil's brigade are you the devil's brigade yes i was holy shit holy fuck you're a legend
01:23:35.240
you're literally a human legend like you're one of the most impressive people that's ever lived in
01:23:40.160
the history and you're fucking standing there in front of me that's crazy you know how much i read
01:23:43.940
about you guys you guys are mental you're fucked in the head i would have been like nope you guys
01:23:49.280
are on your own i'm gonna climb this cliff with a knife in my mouth with no safety harness
01:23:53.860
what are you gonna do when you get to the top danny i'm gonna knife germans in the neck while
01:23:59.360
they're asleep and they fucking literally did that oh and it's raining some of them fell like
01:24:07.480
horribly injuring themselves that's some fucking craziest shit in the world and this guy's there
01:24:14.060
drinking a coffee in front of me like he's he's 90 but i'm still kind of scared of him you know
01:24:20.420
what i mean but they think that like that's all we are as human beings like that that side of us
01:24:25.680
that that serves a purpose that's not who we are as people that's not what we're like all the time
01:24:29.360
especially when you know when they're younger you know it gets a little bit crazy and you live in the
01:24:33.080
shacks and basically and it's what you would expect they're young guys they're they're 18 generally brand
01:24:41.300
new the troops you know you know the problem we've and and the worst problem about the troops is that
01:24:49.240
we've all been one so it's like we know how horrible you are and you haven't grown out of
01:24:55.480
that fate you don't even know how much of a horrible person you are you're a mess you're fucked up we will
01:25:02.380
fix you but it will take time i once was you young man the troops that's what people think there's a
01:25:08.800
bunch of veterans in the woods it's 18 to 24 year old privates and corporals in the shacks on any
01:25:13.320
infantry base in the country the friday after they got out of the field for two weeks
01:25:17.040
it's not and then and your worst nightmare is the media showing up this is episode two of troops
01:25:27.320
another long can't believe that exercise though oh what the fuck is that
01:25:34.320
there goes melanson in most of his section the three of them don't have shirts on for some
01:25:45.640
reason and they're just openly drinking and driving down the highway playing the song and you're like
01:26:03.840
i know so many officers right now they're like melanson they've already they've all had a
01:26:23.640
phone's ringing at three o'clock in the morning on a sunday morning you're like fucking melanson and
01:26:37.140
but at the same time melanson always had the best stories didn't he
01:26:49.320
like some pretty crazy stories that people write books about like literally motley crew level
01:27:05.700
i fucking love this community i love you guys so much and the veteran guys as well we all you know
01:27:17.720
it's a it's a great speed to be on and i love um it's so funny because i get this pleasure every
01:27:23.360
once in a while i get to meet uh somebody that i haven't seen in like 10 years 15 years
01:27:26.740
like from 07 we're on the same deployment i haven't seen him since or something or i've seen
01:27:30.780
him like one time or whatever uh and you're like holy shit man like you it's like that scene from
01:27:35.560
jarhead it's so weird where they look so different but it's like fucking no time has passed at all
01:27:39.760
it's like fuck yeah and it's like underneath it's like that guy's still in there that crazy
01:27:44.640
fucking maniac he's still in there it's so cool it's it's a it's a cool thing it's why you guys
01:27:50.940
gonna talk to each other it's um it's very important that's the isolation will will destroy you
01:27:56.320
and uh not if you're just a veteran or it's anybody anybody that anybody that gets you
01:28:00.520
those are the people those are your friends those are the people you want
01:28:03.380
um let's see russia yeah that's scary i don't want to talk about that anymore for a little while
01:28:09.880
um let's see godzilla in chains as we interrupt the broadcast to bring this breaking news this
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outstandingly funny telegram channel retards of tiktok just blew past 2900 subscribers
01:28:22.140
now back to our regularly scheduled program well that's definitely gonna get you you're
01:28:29.320
gonna laugh you're gonna be really mad watching that channel and um to be honest that sounds like
01:28:35.700
that's right up our alley because that's pretty much what i'm doing you're either gonna watch
01:28:40.900
this you're either gonna laugh you're gonna be really mad it's one or the other um so you know
01:28:46.160
sounds like sounds like our people matt says uh thank you man he says maybe they're not telling
01:28:54.180
uh the people about the targeting of food processing plants and other soft targets because they don't
01:28:58.260
want a hot war right now and the people would demand it if they knew that's possible too
01:29:01.480
maybe it's this western satanic pedo cults doing it to their own people to bring on the great reset
01:29:08.360
either way it's fucked up it is it does coincide with the great reset people go well if we did
01:29:14.060
if we did get a good sized war going that would that would help because in the in the aftermath we'd
01:29:20.400
be able to build the one world government right because there would be no governments left there'd be
01:29:23.260
complete fucking chaos the whole world would be fucked i mean nothing would be working properly it'd
01:29:27.560
be every man for himself let's let's be honest united states crippled china crippled russia crippled
01:29:32.380
great britain like all the major countries that make the world go you know all the top employees
01:29:37.500
of planet earth are just like fucked up on the ground like choking to death the rest of us are
01:29:42.620
gonna be like oh fuck oh boy this is gonna be fucked up now who's in charge now i am like oh great i
01:29:49.640
got gremlins in my house and you're gonna just have a fucking that could happen man like why are we
01:29:54.540
playing with fire here this is fucking mental and then maybe the only people that have influence
01:29:59.780
left are the ones conveniently not destroyed and they go well i guess all this shit is ours now
01:30:04.880
you all belong to us now congratulations now enter your fucking slave pods and eat your crickets
01:30:15.840
some of you will be shipped to space station pfizer to work the broccoli mines that we're making in
01:30:24.220
others will be going to uh subterranean base walmart
01:30:31.140
where you will be a test you'll be tested upon by um by scientists and horrible shit's gonna be done
01:30:38.480
to you uh you're just basically there to be fucked with and just to see you know do weird stuff they're
01:30:42.920
gonna attach robot parts to you they're gonna sew the top half of you onto a horse you're gonna be
01:30:46.780
a centaur maybe like crazy dude you don't want to know what's going on down there well i guess you'll
01:30:50.220
find out okay all right bye and the really hot ones yeah all of you guys um yep we're all abducted
01:30:59.580
and you guys are going to be the slave class for sex we're going to use you as sex toys until you get
01:31:03.980
to be like 27 28 then we're just going to kill you and throw you away and get new ones so that's the
01:31:08.960
new world that we're in and uh okay all right everybody understand their roles now okay carry
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on space broccoli farmer sex slave or fucking scientific experiment in the bunker walmart
01:31:25.820
it's all owned by these fucking tame people they own it all they just why not what's to stop them
01:31:33.460
it's fucking crazy thing to think about it won't get that far no it's just two weeks to flatten the
01:31:39.960
curve imagine that's a saying imagine in the the the wreckage like world war three has been over for
01:31:45.300
10 years like there's just destruction still everywhere it's basically like people are eating
01:31:49.540
you know squirrels still um chris jason hasn't changed at all he's like i've been eating squirrels
01:31:54.580
the whole time like we're good for you you know oh there he says um another one he says there uh
01:32:03.160
chris jason speaking of they're redoing our defense systems in canada they said today the government
01:32:06.800
knows what's coming they're spending yeah they're spending 8.9 billion dollars or something like that
01:32:10.560
on some kind of defensive uh package of some kind not a good sign you know everybody's kind of
01:32:17.420
when they when they gear up to go fight there's a pretty good chance they're going to fight and
01:32:22.520
that's scary the consequences of this are very very extreme and the fact that there's no one no
01:32:26.500
one's offering that as an alternative no one's saying like hey maybe we don't fight and maybe
01:32:31.620
we just figure out a different way to go about this because i'm not comfortable risking western
01:32:35.860
civilization for the sake of your fucking ego i don't think that's a good idea i really think
01:32:40.720
that's incredibly dumb that might be the dumbest thing anyone's ever done and when people in the
01:32:44.580
future are like how the fuck do they destroy their civilization that's crazy they must have been
01:32:48.180
incredibly dumb the answer will be yes they were they were incredibly dumb and they blew
01:32:52.380
up their whole civilization because they're fucking retards huh so that's what happened to people
01:32:58.320
that's what happened to people and that's why that's why we hate people we're alien people now
01:33:03.200
we're a little bit different we're genetically modified we're not the same as them they're fucking awful
01:33:18.100
it's dark humor man it's a scary fucking time we're living in it really is
01:33:29.520
fisher of men says here's a buck for every kilometer i'm going to walk with james top
01:33:35.100
what can i say i'm a mirror mortal awesome man good for you good for you go do that i encourage you to do
01:33:40.740
that check that guy and and here's this is my advice okay if you guys are going to go to ottawa you're
01:33:45.920
going to get involved in any i'm not telling you what to do you know i'm not telling anybody what
01:33:51.160
to do it's not this isn't this isn't a real you know if i wanted you to do something i would tell
01:33:56.840
you if it was really important it's like if we don't do this like millions will die and i really
01:34:02.080
believed it you know what i mean we we must vote on this thing and we must fucking i don't want to i
01:34:06.920
don't know i don't know god forbid if you're gonna go there um stick with the uh stick with
01:34:14.160
the james top and and veterans for freedom crew those guys are the only literally the only ones
01:34:18.060
i really trust and um i don't there's a lot of weird stuff going on there's a lot of weird things
01:34:24.000
being said and there's a different feeling around this upcoming obvious confrontation than there was
01:34:30.120
the last time the last time i felt really good about this one feels like b i don't know what's
01:34:35.420
gonna happen but it feels it feels pertinent to say be very fucking careful while you're there
01:34:39.120
be very careful there's been a lot of threats and a lot of weird shit said
01:34:42.200
um on both sides so it's like be very careful this is a dangerous situation i'm not kidding do not do
01:34:48.960
not do not fucking bring your kids do not do that uh this isn't a joke like people could get hurt i
01:34:55.260
don't know what's gonna happen it's it's getting enough weird shit's going on out there and it would
01:34:58.580
be in the government's interest or something like that to happen wouldn't it
01:35:00.700
you see these people are violent we gotta we gotta control them more you know you see how crazy they
01:35:06.400
get they get ideas into their heads they start hurting people they gotta be saved for their own
01:35:11.340
protection so that could be good that's a worry so again veterans for freedom james top go just to
01:35:19.080
stay with those guys are definitely i mean if my word means anything to you i know some of these
01:35:22.920
people personally like don't they're definitely not working for the government they're not some
01:35:26.660
kind of plant like i'm fucking i'm telling you just stay with them and you'll probably be okay
01:35:31.320
if they say we're fucking leaving leave with them like we gotta get the fuck out of here
01:35:37.880
heed their advice i'm begging you okay you're in no better hands in the fucking world than those guys
01:35:46.760
and that's a fact like out of everyone that's around that's involved that's on the ground like to to
01:35:53.140
be in a in a kind of a tense situation like this where there's a lot of people you know what i mean
01:35:57.380
those are the fucking guys i want to be around on nine times out of seven okay so if that means
01:36:05.460
anything to you don't you know no come with me and my fucking secret army of q anon agents no no no no
01:36:12.140
no nope no don't go any fucking where near those people stay stay with the adults please stay with them
01:36:19.040
they will not fuck you over they're not gonna fuck you over and if something weird's going on
01:36:23.780
they will fucking tell you and they will help you that's the best i can do for you do what you want
01:36:35.580
um let's see oh the julian is back and he says are you also going to
01:36:43.360
i would never i would never i would never drink it julian that's fucking disgusting
01:36:56.140
i was trying to make funny you're not you're not fuck you
01:37:03.340
i'll buy you a shawarma to make up for the trauma that's not enough a shawarma because you know what's
01:37:10.560
going to be in the shawarma god knows what what you're going to say about it as i about to eat
01:37:14.460
the fucking thing and it's going to be ruined anyway i'm not falling for this you're just trying
01:37:18.980
to sucker me into a shawarma and then a bigger troll and then maybe i puke and you get it on video
01:37:23.520
and then you just spam the internet with it constantly and this just if this just gets out
01:37:28.360
see what i'm saying de-escalation i'm not i'm not going any further with this because i'm not this
01:37:32.500
is not going to go anywhere good for either of us it's going to be horrible there's going to be
01:37:35.180
life-ruining consequences here julian need to stop
01:37:39.180
godzilla unchained says after years of investigation into the notorious internet
01:37:45.340
deepfake meme artist the ferryman stole authorities have concluded even he is a deepfake
01:37:51.020
and may actually be bitcoin investor satoshi nakamoto
01:38:04.620
years after the collapse of civilization and the city of ottawa
01:38:17.020
was destroyed by the so-called freedom protesters authorities have
01:38:23.760
afford is investigating the new deepfake artificial intelligence technology have applied it
01:38:29.520
to past video footage located conveniently on instagram and all social media
01:38:35.240
and our current analysis based upon our expert opinions from across
01:38:42.760
well experts in the united states we have concluded
01:38:46.040
that the ferryman's toll is actually bitcoin inventor satoshi nakamoto how did he create this deception and why
01:38:58.080
and what was the ultimate goal of satoshiman's toll
01:39:29.720
of satoshiman's toll nakamoto bitcoin inventor ferryman guy
01:39:35.360
we've got a lot of he's you know who i mean you know who i mean
01:40:00.060
it's not it's not the real number don't call that number
01:40:03.640
69 69 i bet you think you're pretty clever over there
01:40:16.920
they do they train cats i could get a trained cat to do your job
01:40:39.840
i hope that i hope ferry is not satoshi nakamoto
01:40:42.140
and he's been hiding he's been hoarding all these billions this whole time
01:40:51.060
i'll be like guess how much i spent on this whole ordeal
01:41:08.080
two new huge fans of the show that were converted by threats and intimidation
01:41:17.260
you gotta threaten and intimidate your fucking friends
01:41:26.360
and duct tape all their hands together in a circle