Raging Dissident Podcast - RageCast 261： BUILD BRIDGES, DIG DITCHES

00:00:00.000 I am, I am, I am, I said I wanna get next to you

00:00:19.060 Philly, Philly, my man

00:00:22.980 You wouldn't wanna have to hurt you too

00:00:26.180 Hurt you too

00:00:30.000 We got him in the mail, he says

00:00:32.320 Got him in the mail

00:00:33.580 That's, uh, Filthy Weasel's contribution to tonight's, um

00:00:42.860 Severe mental breakdown

00:00:46.440 Severe

00:00:47.960 Severe

00:00:50.160 I might, I might eat a live mouse

00:00:54.000 I don't know

00:00:54.900 I, severe, guys

00:01:00.000 I know you like what's on my mind

00:01:04.380 I just fucking did

00:01:06.580 There it is

00:01:08.280 Oh, never mind

00:01:12.220 Just throwing the wrong settings

00:01:13.900 This is why we gotta hire people, Phil

00:01:16.620 We gotta hire people for this

00:01:21.580 This is craziness

00:01:23.900 Let's get to work

00:01:24.900 We gotta go

00:01:25.620 We gotta go to work

00:01:26.740 Well, it's work for me to put up with you, to be honest

00:01:31.660 I can't believe you haven't opened those yourself

00:01:33.740 I said you shouldn't have a worn that dress

00:01:36.860 You should never have worn that dress

00:01:38.100 I know you want what's on my mind

00:01:43.940 I know you want what's on my mind

00:01:45.120 It's cocaine, Phil, isn't it?

00:01:46.760 Yeah

00:01:46.960 It's always on your mind

00:01:47.920 Everybody knows what that is

00:01:49.220 How are you guys doing?

00:01:50.160 Welcome back

00:01:50.520 It's Monday

00:01:51.080 Where I usually have the most energy

00:01:53.280 And then it fades throughout the week

00:01:54.780 And by Friday

00:01:55.240 I'm just cranky and pissed off

00:01:56.540 I'm just yelling a lot

00:01:58.920 That's, that's

00:02:00.260 No, he's always yelling

00:02:01.640 He's always yelling

00:02:02.580 Sir Toastman, how are you?

00:02:04.540 He says

00:02:04.740 Been carpooling to work

00:02:05.660 And it's messed up my whole sleep schedule

00:02:07.500 Slept completely

00:02:09.100 Through Friday's episode

00:02:10.560 And listened to it today

00:02:11.820 Fact or fairy tale

00:02:13.180 Really fucked me up

00:02:14.640 It, it fucked up

00:02:15.520 It fucked up a lot of people

00:02:16.700 It fucked up a lot of people, Toast

00:02:18.800 That was actually the first episode

00:02:20.300 Of Fact or fairy tale

00:02:21.560 That may actually have taken lives

00:02:23.020 I think some people's

00:02:23.960 I mean, just statistically

00:02:25.920 There's about 50,000 people

00:02:28.380 That listen to this regularly

00:02:30.020 By my estimations

00:02:31.840 By my

00:02:32.340 Across all platforms

00:02:35.340 About 50, you know

00:02:36.600 The odds are that one of them

00:02:38.400 Had a stroke and died

00:02:39.940 Listening to Fact or fairy tale

00:02:42.240 Is high

00:02:42.980 It's not, it's not zero

00:02:48.100 Think about that fairy

00:02:48.960 It's not zero

00:02:49.900 It's definitely not zero

00:02:51.360 The cone

00:02:52.440 Remember the cone?

00:02:53.660 I can't, you know

00:02:54.700 That's gonna be the last thing

00:02:55.960 Somebody sees

00:02:56.520 And their blood pressure

00:02:57.240 Is gonna spike

00:02:57.780 And then they're gonna be dead

00:02:58.660 But, you know

00:02:59.840 As Strider would say

00:03:01.360 That's how we weed out the weak

00:03:02.620 So, you know

00:03:03.220 If he kills you

00:03:03.980 If Fact or fairy tale kills you

00:03:05.300 You know what?

00:03:05.680 It was a mercy kill

00:03:06.560 And we know that that's what you'd want

00:03:09.680 Because that's what I'd want

00:03:10.600 That's how I

00:03:11.700 I hope that there's a maximum

00:03:13.420 Because as I'm dying

00:03:14.920 As I'm reading

00:03:16.280 And absorbing the absolute level of

00:03:18.640 You know, next dimension

00:03:19.900 CERN level

00:03:21.280 Full power

00:03:22.280 Hadron, you know

00:03:23.140 Collider

00:03:23.580 Rick and Morty level

00:03:24.520 Power of nonsense

00:03:26.180 I hope that my soul

00:03:28.780 Is just like

00:03:29.380 That's it

00:03:30.380 That's all

00:03:31.780 We are not doing anymore

00:03:33.300 I am turning it off

00:03:34.920 And it just goes across the room

00:03:36.580 And just yanks the power cord out

00:03:38.360 And I die

00:03:39.120 I just

00:03:40.540 Shabang

00:03:41.580 I just go down

00:03:42.400 And it's over

00:03:43.140 And I'll be like

00:03:43.920 And be happy for me

00:03:44.920 Because I'm like

00:03:45.420 He made it out

00:03:46.280 It's over for him

00:03:47.340 Fucking lucky bastard

00:03:49.440 Gets to die

00:03:51.520 Fucking asshole

00:03:53.240 I wish I could die

00:03:54.200 Alright Phil

00:03:57.740 What are we going to start with here

00:03:59.300 We have

00:03:59.960 I told you

00:04:04.340 It was going to be severe

00:04:05.080 We have these

00:04:07.820 We have

00:04:08.600 We have a whole selection here

00:04:09.720 And if you don't see behind me

00:04:10.800 Actually

00:04:11.240 He's really set us up

00:04:12.280 For a little while here

00:04:13.360 Mr. Weasel has

00:04:14.700 So thank you very much

00:04:15.680 We've got all

00:04:17.520 We've got all kinds of things

00:04:18.400 Going on there

00:04:18.960 We've got all kinds of things

00:04:20.540 We can get them all

00:04:22.860 Why don't you just

00:04:27.420 Drink them all at once

00:04:28.540 You drunk bastard

00:04:29.600 Well Billy

00:04:32.180 Billy Bob's back

00:04:33.080 As you can see

00:04:33.920 Thank you for that

00:04:34.960 Thank you Billy

00:04:36.040 Very nice

00:04:37.060 Very nice contribution

00:04:39.380 I appreciate that

00:04:40.380 Very much

00:04:40.820 I can't believe

00:04:41.340 I didn't drink them all at once

00:04:42.480 Anyway

00:04:51.420 Let's just move on here

00:04:52.860 NWO Pickley

00:04:53.900 I missed him too

00:04:54.880 Right

00:04:55.180 Did anybody else

00:04:56.020 Don't

00:04:58.160 Just don't look at him

00:04:59.120 You know

00:04:59.480 He's one of those guys

00:05:00.600 Right

00:05:00.980 He gets drinking

00:05:01.580 And he's just

00:05:02.100 Just don't look at him

00:05:03.420 Alright

00:05:03.600 Don't make eye contact

00:05:04.340 With him

00:05:04.700 Just you know

00:05:05.380 Look around him

00:05:07.060 Or something

00:05:07.420 Don't acknowledge him

00:05:08.140 He's just going to get up

00:05:09.120 He's going to come out

00:05:09.780 Don't look at him

00:05:10.760 Don't

00:05:11.760 Don't Jordan

00:05:12.160 Don't look at him

00:05:13.020 He's going to come out

00:05:13.760 He's going to walk right over

00:05:14.700 Don't

00:05:15.760 I'm not doing this tonight

00:05:21.600 NWO Pickley

00:05:22.740 Evening bigots

00:05:23.560 He says

00:05:23.800 If you'd like to take a look

00:05:24.920 To the right

00:05:26.540 You'll see the nooses

00:05:27.900 Being prepared for

00:05:28.700 Redacted

00:05:29.440 Justice is harsh

00:05:30.840 And I go on

00:05:31.500 However

00:05:32.160 If you don't fuck around

00:05:33.080 You won't find out yourself

00:05:34.700 Well you know

00:05:35.680 You are supposed to

00:05:36.440 Punish people for crimes

00:05:37.360 And that did used to be

00:05:38.300 A way that they did it

00:05:39.180 Maybe the absence

00:05:41.020 Of that extreme

00:05:42.940 Very final version

00:05:44.680 Of punishment

00:05:45.240 For the most extreme crimes

00:05:46.900 Maybe the absence

00:05:47.820 Of that has seemingly

00:05:48.740 You know

00:05:49.220 Emboldened

00:05:49.900 Emboldened people

00:05:51.520 I don't know

00:05:52.780 And he says

00:05:54.420 I'd like to apply for job

00:05:55.420 As official

00:05:56.040 Diagonalian executioner

00:05:57.300 I think we have one

00:05:58.180 Don't we

00:05:58.600 Isn't there a guy

00:06:00.640 Isn't there a

00:06:01.300 Oh Jesus

00:06:01.820 Wrong one

00:06:02.180 Isn't there like an official

00:06:02.980 Like a toss guy

00:06:04.140 Dumpster toss guy

00:06:05.980 There's like a

00:06:06.460 Masked

00:06:07.100 Like the hooded

00:06:07.580 Executioner

00:06:07.980 Yeah there is

00:06:08.800 Or was it you

00:06:09.960 He had a hood

00:06:11.400 In the whole thing

00:06:11.920 I remember we went over this

00:06:13.040 I can't remember

00:06:13.780 It could be Dawson

00:06:17.360 I don't know

00:06:18.380 Mo says like

00:06:19.320 Thank you very much

00:06:19.840 I appreciate that sir

00:06:20.600 And Mr. Jason

00:06:21.420 It's right over there

00:06:22.860 I just got it out

00:06:24.420 I wrote something on it

00:06:25.860 And I'm going to send this to you

00:06:27.460 As soon as I

00:06:29.160 Make Morgan

00:06:30.480 Go mail it for me

00:06:31.440 Hopefully

00:06:35.120 Hopefully very soon

00:06:36.360 Thank you very much man

00:06:37.120 I appreciate your support

00:06:37.840 It's fucking crazy

00:06:38.540 He says

00:06:39.100 The war is far from over

00:06:40.580 Bring it

00:06:41.160 The punks

00:06:42.380 Well there you go

00:06:43.900 And he says

00:06:44.840 Does Phil have a sister

00:06:46.440 I

00:06:48.460 For every man alive

00:06:50.440 I hope not

00:06:51.280 I've never heard tell of that

00:06:53.300 But if that's true

00:06:54.980 Then there's not really

00:06:55.840 None of us are safe

00:06:56.620 Who would it be

00:06:59.520 And what would they look like

00:07:00.540 And would they

00:07:00.940 Would you even

00:07:01.460 Would you even have any idea

00:07:03.460 Anyway the whole point

00:07:04.300 Was we're supposed to

00:07:04.800 Pick a beer here

00:07:05.500 I gotta pick one

00:07:06.320 We gotta get on

00:07:07.060 Trailing off into nowhere

00:07:08.160 It's already a rambling

00:07:09.200 Psychotic mess

00:07:10.280 It's already a mess

00:07:11.880 Phil

00:07:12.360 It's a mess

00:07:14.680 This is the lightest

00:07:15.880 This is the weakest one

00:07:16.840 So I'm gonna use that one last

00:07:17.960 And I think this might be

00:07:19.000 The strongest one

00:07:19.800 But to screw with everyone

00:07:21.640 I'm gonna go

00:07:22.380 Right for the one

00:07:23.220 In the middle

00:07:23.760 Yep

00:07:24.380 You know why

00:07:25.560 It's always the one

00:07:26.320 In the middle guys

00:07:27.120 The one in the middle

00:07:33.880 Is always the hottest

00:07:34.720 And here's why

00:07:35.360 She knows she is

00:07:39.060 But what she does is

00:07:40.280 She gets her friends

00:07:41.160 That she knows are like

00:07:42.580 Not ugly

00:07:43.540 Because then you wouldn't

00:07:44.360 Look at them at all

00:07:45.220 But they're

00:07:46.260 They're without question

00:07:47.960 They're like a little

00:07:48.840 They're a notch below her

00:07:50.100 So she's not too

00:07:51.000 Threatened by them

00:07:52.040 And then she places herself

00:07:53.260 In the center

00:07:53.700 And by comparison

00:07:54.520 Like bookends

00:07:55.660 It's just

00:07:56.540 Like backlighting

00:07:57.780 You know

00:07:58.000 Like we have over here

00:07:59.000 Just like that

00:08:00.860 You know

00:08:01.280 It makes her kind of

00:08:01.820 Glow a little more

00:08:02.640 So then you're like

00:08:05.320 Yeah that one's

00:08:06.140 That one

00:08:06.780 Is hotter than I think

00:08:08.320 She might normally

00:08:09.020 Be otherwise

00:08:09.700 She's

00:08:10.240 She's already

00:08:11.500 She's already

00:08:12.720 In your mind

00:08:13.580 Already

00:08:14.520 Haven't even spoken to her yet

00:08:15.880 And she's already

00:08:16.860 In your head

00:08:17.400 You're fucking losing already

00:08:18.900 It's all

00:08:21.420 It's all downhill for you

00:08:22.800 But it could be worse

00:08:26.940 You could

00:08:27.400 Well or

00:08:27.820 Is it worse

00:08:28.420 I'm not

00:08:30.460 I'm not

00:08:30.840 Certain that it is

00:08:31.780 And this is the first time ever

00:08:32.700 I forgot to pour this

00:08:33.740 While the music was still playing

00:08:34.780 I don't know

00:08:35.540 I got preoccupied

00:08:36.660 I gotta find out what this is

00:08:38.420 First of all

00:08:39.260 But did you hear about

00:08:42.420 Vince McMahon

00:08:42.940 Oh my god

00:08:45.100 What is this

00:08:46.900 What is this

00:08:47.820 Filthy weasel

00:08:48.520 Premium lager

00:08:49.520 Of the Great Lakes Brewery

00:08:51.420 Wow

00:08:52.280 Look at that

00:08:54.140 Handcrafted

00:08:55.180 It says

00:08:55.600 These refrigerate

00:08:57.780 Oh I was way ahead of you there

00:08:59.040 I did

00:09:00.160 I did know to do that part myself

00:09:01.740 What

00:09:08.620 This retro label

00:09:11.160 Dates back to

00:09:11.960 1987

00:09:13.000 The year

00:09:14.080 This is what it really says

00:09:15.040 The year of our incorporation

00:09:17.080 And has

00:09:17.560 I don't think it says it in this accent

00:09:19.040 But I'm adding this in

00:09:19.900 Because this is how I like to talk

00:09:21.080 When I'm reading

00:09:21.960 Because I'm

00:09:24.260 I'm an insane person

00:09:25.440 Has been reborn

00:09:27.460 In an effort

00:09:28.160 To honor our past

00:09:29.760 The elements

00:09:30.900 Of the crest

00:09:31.620 Provide a glimpse

00:09:32.540 Into

00:09:32.920 Well we're not quite sure

00:09:34.940 But the design

00:09:35.620 Was groundbreaking

00:09:36.240 In the 80s

00:09:37.380 So we're good with it

00:09:39.040 Great Lakes

00:09:40.120 Premium lager

00:09:41.000 A throwback

00:09:41.880 To our humble beginnings

00:09:43.160 Well there you go

00:09:44.080 Who says people don't

00:09:46.640 You know

00:09:46.840 Put some effort

00:09:47.380 Into their craft anymore

00:09:48.340 Right

00:09:48.640 That was nice

00:09:49.420 That was a nice thing

00:09:50.300 To read

00:09:50.740 You know

00:09:51.500 I don't feel like

00:09:52.080 I wasted my time

00:09:53.060 There was kind of

00:09:53.520 A little joke in it

00:09:54.380 You know

00:09:55.000 They've got some personality

00:09:56.420 They're not taking themselves

00:09:57.200 Too seriously

00:09:57.800 Maybe the beer is good too

00:09:59.280 That's a

00:10:00.340 That's a fucking

00:10:01.020 That's how you do a label

00:10:02.040 Right

00:10:02.320 So you pick the one

00:10:03.240 In the middle

00:10:03.680 And then

00:10:04.380 But if you're Vince McMahon

00:10:09.640 You could just buy them

00:10:11.220 You could just buy them

00:10:12.400 I don't know

00:10:13.880 Some of the other guys

00:10:14.600 A lot of guys for sure

00:10:15.680 Remember

00:10:16.140 We know who Vince McMahon

00:10:17.380 Every man

00:10:18.420 Every heterosexual man

00:10:20.060 In Canada

00:10:20.620 In the United States

00:10:21.140 Knows who Vince McMahon is

00:10:22.220 That's just

00:10:24.120 I mean

00:10:24.660 That has to

00:10:25.160 That's a fact

00:10:25.580 Every

00:10:26.120 No no no

00:10:26.700 Listen to what I said

00:10:27.320 Every heterosexual man

00:10:29.300 In North America

00:10:30.780 Knows who Vince McMahon is

00:10:31.980 Alright

00:10:32.260 That's what I said

00:10:33.580 Don't

00:10:33.940 Don't

00:10:34.240 Anyway

00:10:36.040 He

00:10:37.740 You know

00:10:38.580 He clearly liked girls

00:10:40.300 And he liked them so much

00:10:41.720 He was fucking them all

00:10:43.280 All the wrestlers

00:10:44.880 All of his employees

00:10:46.160 Dude

00:10:46.780 He was fucking them all

00:10:48.700 It's

00:10:49.820 It really

00:10:50.500 He made a

00:10:51.320 14.6 million dollars

00:10:53.260 Of unrecorded payments

00:10:54.760 To female employees

00:10:56.760 But you know

00:10:58.260 And he's just

00:10:59.680 It's just come out

00:11:00.300 There's allegations of him

00:11:01.660 Like

00:11:01.900 Just you know

00:11:03.260 They're me too

00:11:04.260 And who knows

00:11:04.980 The guy's probably

00:11:05.660 A piece of shit

00:11:06.320 Right

00:11:06.540 I don't

00:11:07.420 I don't disbelieve

00:11:08.340 If he sexually harassed people

00:11:09.660 If anybody

00:11:10.620 If there was ever

00:11:11.840 A moment in time

00:11:12.780 Where somebody was

00:11:13.920 Definitely

00:11:14.380 Like

00:11:14.880 Without question

00:11:15.920 Like

00:11:16.140 I'm

00:11:16.440 I'm actually

00:11:17.200 Just gonna

00:11:18.120 Hashtag

00:11:18.700 Believe

00:11:19.080 Whammon

00:11:19.460 On this one

00:11:20.000 It's that

00:11:20.800 Vince McMahon

00:11:21.620 Sexually harassed someone

00:11:23.040 That I

00:11:23.660 Fucking believe

00:11:24.540 I don't even need

00:11:25.180 To see the tape

00:11:26.020 I'm

00:11:27.160 I already

00:11:27.620 I can already

00:11:28.260 Imagine

00:11:28.660 I can already

00:11:31.460 See him

00:11:31.860 Strutting out

00:11:32.560 Suck this

00:11:39.000 Tick

00:11:39.460 Or

00:11:39.680 You're

00:11:40.640 Fired

00:11:41.840 No he probably

00:11:45.120 Just hit on them

00:11:46.080 And

00:11:46.280 Offered them money

00:11:47.520 And that's what

00:11:48.520 It sounds like he did

00:11:49.300 And everyone's like

00:11:50.160 Oh my god

00:11:50.760 Vince is such a

00:11:51.540 Oh my god

00:11:52.320 What a piece of shit

00:11:53.520 Look at him

00:11:54.520 Oh he was such a

00:11:55.860 Yeah but

00:11:56.760 But whores though

00:11:58.300 But

00:11:59.860 But whores

00:12:01.120 Right

00:12:02.000 They pay

00:12:02.980 He paid them

00:12:03.780 Is what it says

00:12:04.800 He didn't rape them

00:12:05.820 Alright I'm just being fair

00:12:07.680 Sorry Mrs.

00:12:10.020 Billy Bob

00:12:10.480 But it's true

00:12:11.400 They didn't get

00:12:13.540 Nothing out of it

00:12:14.360 They got

00:12:14.900 That 14.6 million

00:12:17.920 Dollars out of it

00:12:18.860 So

00:12:20.860 You know

00:12:21.620 They're just

00:12:22.860 Really expensive

00:12:24.100 Prostitutes

00:12:24.920 I guess

00:12:25.440 You know

00:12:29.560 So they're not

00:12:30.180 Blameless

00:12:30.760 You know

00:12:31.140 That's what I'm saying

00:12:31.880 They knew what

00:12:32.400 They were doing

00:12:32.740 They could have

00:12:33.360 Said no

00:12:34.120 And left

00:12:35.700 But they didn't

00:12:37.180 They took the money

00:12:38.720 Because they did it

00:12:41.000 He's like

00:12:43.340 Yeah so

00:12:43.940 Don't be going around

00:12:45.940 Telling people

00:12:46.520 We fucking did that

00:12:48.340 On account of his

00:12:50.460 Image and his family

00:12:51.880 And his marriage

00:12:52.720 And all of that

00:12:53.600 I don't know

00:12:56.400 He was married

00:12:57.200 I don't know

00:12:57.760 Maybe he wasn't

00:12:59.140 Maybe he just did

00:12:59.600 Yeah there was a

00:13:00.240 Linda McMahon

00:13:00.780 I think

00:13:01.280 Right

00:13:01.500 I think there was

00:13:02.240 Yeah

00:13:03.420 Yeah

00:13:04.500 So I mean

00:13:05.280 You know

00:13:05.740 I'm going to have to

00:13:07.320 Pay a lot of money

00:13:08.160 So shut up

00:13:08.940 Or it'll ruin me

00:13:09.780 And how many

00:13:11.860 Women is that

00:13:12.660 How many

00:13:13.360 Which ones do you

00:13:14.420 Think it was

00:13:15.220 14.6 million

00:13:16.600 That's the real story

00:13:17.520 That's what I want to know

00:13:18.540 I want to know

00:13:19.380 Which ones

00:13:20.400 Because when we were

00:13:21.540 Kids

00:13:21.960 I mean some of those

00:13:23.100 Girls were fucking

00:13:24.040 Hot man

00:13:24.820 Oh my god

00:13:26.080 When we were like

00:13:26.600 14 years old

00:13:27.580 It was like

00:13:28.000 This is

00:13:28.540 I'm getting uncomfortable

00:13:29.900 Being in a room

00:13:30.520 With a bunch of

00:13:30.940 Other dudes right now

00:13:31.700 You know what I mean

00:13:32.200 I don't know if I want to

00:13:32.980 I think this is something

00:13:34.640 I might want to watch

00:13:35.180 By myself later

00:13:35.900 You know

00:13:36.200 And now

00:13:41.080 Now we've got this

00:13:46.280 You know

00:13:48.140 Now we've got the adult

00:13:49.600 The adult version

00:13:50.620 To play with

00:13:52.000 Oh Vince

00:13:56.680 What have you done sir

00:13:58.100 I'm doing it

00:13:59.480 Fuck you're doing it already

00:14:01.460 Right out of the gate

00:14:03.020 The fucking

00:14:03.920 I don't know where the top is

00:14:05.540 Where's the top

00:14:06.640 Oh fuck

00:14:07.360 I'm just so far behind

00:14:08.480 It's a fucking huge coat

00:14:10.800 This coat's too big

00:14:12.560 We've done people

00:14:17.360 Right here

00:14:17.920 We all knew that Vince McMahon

00:14:34.420 Was a rich and powerful pervert

00:14:36.260 The way he would look

00:14:37.560 The way he would talk

00:14:38.460 To the girls

00:14:38.980 In fact sometimes

00:14:39.980 He'd even spank them

00:14:41.720 On live television

00:14:42.680 He'd make them have matches

00:14:44.380 In their bras and panties

00:14:46.020 I quote

00:14:46.640 And wrestle in mud

00:14:48.420 And well as you can imagine

00:14:50.200 They were all the certain kind

00:14:52.220 Of a physical attribution

00:14:53.760 They were hot

00:14:55.500 Everyone knew it

00:14:56.720 And everyone always thought

00:14:59.780 That perhaps Vince McMahon

00:15:02.200 With his gross amount of wealth

00:15:04.400 And generally

00:15:06.000 Extremely bossy attitude

00:15:07.800 Was he fucking those girls

00:15:11.000 And how many

00:15:12.460 And which ones

00:15:14.040 Which ones

00:15:16.100 Was it Stacy Keebler

00:15:17.240 Was it

00:15:19.100 China

00:15:20.300 Dear God

00:15:22.260 But we know

00:15:25.880 The money is out there

00:15:27.040 And we know

00:15:28.320 The girls

00:15:29.100 Are out there too

00:15:30.400 If you have your information

00:15:32.060 On which one of these

00:15:35.360 Gold digging whores

00:15:36.340 Fucked Vince McMahon

00:15:37.360 For 14 million dollars

00:15:38.820 Please call

00:15:39.480 1-888

00:15:41.020 Unsolved BIC

00:15:43.440 Did we register the number yet?

00:15:45.560 We didn't

00:15:46.320 So we don't even have

00:15:48.420 A number to call

00:15:49.240 I'm beginning to

00:15:52.740 Get disillusioned

00:15:54.060 With this entire organization

00:15:55.860 How many times

00:15:57.540 Will I continue to do this?

00:16:00.080 Find out

00:16:00.820 Cause that's

00:16:02.280 That's the biggest

00:16:03.780 Fucking mystery

00:16:05.220 My hand's in my pocket

00:16:10.960 Just

00:16:12.140 Just like on television

00:16:13.400 Just like the other guy

00:16:15.220 It's too hot to be

00:16:17.620 It's too hot to be wearing this

00:16:19.220 It's too hot to be wearing this right now

00:16:21.420 I can't believe you made me do that

00:16:22.600 What's going on

00:16:23.680 Vince

00:16:23.900 This is all Vince McMahon's fault

00:16:25.360 You know

00:16:25.700 I just thought that was funny

00:16:27.620 Like everybody had that

00:16:33.540 Like do you think Vince McMahon's

00:16:34.620 Just like fucking them all?

00:16:36.120 No

00:16:36.560 That would be crazy

00:16:37.540 Is it?

00:16:40.160 Was it?

00:16:41.120 After all fellas

00:16:42.500 Maybe it wasn't so crazy

00:16:44.560 After all

00:16:45.280 The old man was doing it

00:16:47.060 Living his best life

00:16:48.760 Oh my god

00:16:50.000 What a maniac

00:16:51.960 I'll pay you

00:16:55.160 Millions of dollars

00:16:56.500 Bro

00:16:59.040 Like it's

00:17:03.320 It's something you expect

00:17:04.660 Right?

00:17:05.020 You expect it to be in the world

00:17:06.340 Like there's

00:17:06.760 He's like a cartoon character

00:17:08.480 Right?

00:17:09.640 He's like someone

00:17:10.400 You would hear about

00:17:11.380 In a movie

00:17:12.040 There's only like so many

00:17:14.160 He's like Trump

00:17:15.100 You know what I mean?

00:17:15.660 He's just one of these guys

00:17:16.580 He just does whatever

00:17:17.280 The fuck he wants

00:17:18.240 You know

00:17:19.080 You're just like

00:17:20.140 How do you

00:17:21.560 I

00:17:22.060 Man

00:17:22.920 Your existence

00:17:23.860 Is difficult to understand

00:17:25.380 It's hard to imagine

00:17:26.540 Being that guy

00:17:27.400 Fuck

00:17:28.660 Just

00:17:29.400 What a crazy world

00:17:30.620 CRJ says

00:17:32.240 Guten Tag

00:17:32.960 Mein Fjöre

00:17:33.560 I'm working on a new

00:17:34.620 Julian

00:17:36.020 Short three second video

00:17:38.040 I do not want to see that

00:17:39.140 It involves a

00:17:39.740 Oh no

00:17:43.200 That's disgusting

00:17:44.740 I'm not even gonna

00:17:45.840 Nope

00:17:46.260 I'm never addressing that again

00:17:47.420 Sorry

00:17:47.640 Oh

00:17:48.360 Oh no

00:17:50.180 I can't

00:17:50.560 I can't

00:17:51.060 I can't continue

00:17:51.800 Not like this

00:17:52.520 I can't do it like this

00:17:54.620 How dare you

00:17:55.540 You son of a bitch

00:17:56.300 I'll see you in hell

00:17:59.200 I'll see you in hell

00:18:02.080 Cocaine rim job

00:18:03.120 It's all over now

00:18:05.640 What would Vince McMahon

00:18:08.860 Think about this?

00:18:10.440 Would Vince McMahon

00:18:11.340 Pay to make it go away?

00:18:13.340 Or would he

00:18:13.760 Fuck it

00:18:14.540 And then pay it

00:18:15.660 Anyway

00:18:16.500 Because

00:18:16.940 That's apparently

00:18:18.000 What he's been doing

00:18:18.700 All time

00:18:20.260 261

00:18:25.200 Build bridges

00:18:26.080 And dig ditches

00:18:26.940 I don't even know

00:18:27.340 What that means

00:18:27.840 Let's see what happens

00:18:28.860 He loves it

00:18:46.660 You're the gates of hell

00:18:47.900 See you in hell

00:18:50.480 My friend

00:18:51.580 See you in hell

00:18:53.040 My friend

00:18:54.080 See you in hell

00:18:55.600 My friend

00:18:56.500 I'll see you in hell

00:18:58.760 See you in hell

00:19:00.640 My friend

00:19:02.660 See you in hell

00:19:03.160 My friend

00:19:04.180 See you in hell

00:19:05.700 My friend

00:19:06.700 I'll see you in hell

00:19:08.640 Yeah

00:19:09.800 Yeah

00:19:11.000 Yeah

00:19:11.640 Yeah

00:19:12.880 I'll see that

00:19:13.920 Super chat in hell

00:19:14.760 Never again

00:19:15.340 Sergeant Rocky says

00:19:17.040 there I feel better

00:19:17.780 that beer was pretty good

00:19:19.040 it worked

00:19:19.620 it worked

00:19:21.220 there you go

00:19:22.220 filthy weasel

00:19:23.100 you're one for

00:19:23.900 you're one for

00:19:24.900 I don't know how many this is

00:19:26.120 imagine I just drank all of them

00:19:28.740 the whole stream

00:19:30.080 I just do a beer

00:19:31.400 tell a story

00:19:32.220 drink it

00:19:32.820 and then do the next one

00:19:33.680 until either

00:19:34.580 the three hours is up

00:19:36.920 or I puke

00:19:37.640 oh my god

00:19:45.320 that'd be so embarrassing

00:19:46.320 it'd be a mess

00:19:47.400 just completely

00:19:51.880 fucking sloppy

00:19:53.460 like embarrassingly hammered

00:19:55.720 you know

00:19:56.060 where you're like

00:19:57.100 you see videos of yourself

00:19:57.940 the next day

00:19:58.360 and you're like

00:19:58.600 ugh

00:20:00.400 delete that

00:20:01.960 that's how you know

00:20:08.560 you had a good time

00:20:09.760 I think

00:20:11.720 probably

00:20:12.600 probably not

00:20:13.440 he says

00:20:15.020 Vince really liked

00:20:15.940 the one in the middle

00:20:16.580 and we want to see

00:20:17.240 Rage drink that beer

00:20:18.100 like the way Stone Cold

00:20:18.900 that would have been great

00:20:19.780 I just don't want to make a mess

00:20:20.620 but I would love to do that

00:20:22.720 live

00:20:23.900 he's smashed in the ring

00:20:25.540 it's Monday Night Raw

00:20:26.440 Raw is war

00:20:27.660 that was something else

00:20:28.340 I thought I would do

00:20:28.700 I do want to do that

00:20:29.380 I want to do this live

00:20:30.120 at some stage

00:20:31.260 at some point in time

00:20:32.100 travel around

00:20:32.800 do like a

00:20:33.440 traveling carnival

00:20:34.720 of bigotry

00:20:35.260 you know

00:20:35.580 just go around

00:20:36.500 really

00:20:36.720 just

00:20:37.000 just really making a mess

00:20:38.840 of pissing people off

00:20:40.020 to a whole new

00:20:40.880 level

00:20:41.580 you know

00:20:42.100 imagine

00:20:43.120 there's an acceleration

00:20:44.740 there's a

00:20:45.480 man that's an escalation

00:20:46.760 right

00:20:47.020 they start doing this

00:20:47.880 like out in public

00:20:48.880 oh no

00:20:50.180 Jesus

00:20:50.740 somebody has to

00:20:55.040 stop him

00:20:56.440 why will the police

00:20:59.480 do anything

00:21:00.920 why

00:21:05.500 pay him

00:21:08.620 in prison

00:21:09.360 already

00:21:10.120 don't you know

00:21:11.800 he's a

00:21:12.320 Nazi

00:21:12.960 oh god

00:21:15.940 what happened

00:21:16.740 how did we

00:21:17.360 get to this

00:21:18.400 place

00:21:19.120 it's so out of

00:21:21.700 control

00:21:22.160 it's so out of

00:21:22.860 control

00:21:23.220 it's preposterous

00:21:24.760 there's so much

00:21:25.380 preposterous

00:21:26.020 tricity

00:21:27.120 it's a

00:21:27.460 preposterous

00:21:28.440 a lot of really

00:21:29.140 silly stuff is going

00:21:30.160 on

00:21:30.500 and I don't even

00:21:31.240 know where to

00:21:31.660 begin

00:21:31.980 destruction of the

00:21:33.540 country of course

00:21:34.280 oh more vaccine

00:21:35.340 chicanery

00:21:36.040 yeah of course

00:21:36.780 the president of

00:21:37.560 the United States

00:21:38.020 is not alive

00:21:39.240 he is just a

00:21:40.160 husk

00:21:40.760 I think he's an AI

00:21:42.020 Pete on Tofu TV

00:21:43.900 was talking about

00:21:44.400 that earlier

00:21:45.240 I was like I think

00:21:46.540 we were watching a lot

00:21:47.060 of the same things

00:21:47.960 AI is fucking scary

00:21:50.280 and it's out of

00:21:50.900 control

00:21:51.300 it's like already

00:21:52.440 too late to stop

00:21:53.300 it probably

00:21:53.800 and like the fact

00:21:55.400 that we're not

00:21:55.740 really talking about

00:21:56.320 this is crazy

00:21:57.260 it's like worse

00:21:58.580 Elon Musk was

00:21:59.440 talking about this

00:21:59.940 and yeah he's kind

00:22:00.460 of a fucking

00:22:00.840 whatever it's not

00:22:01.540 the point

00:22:01.840 he's right

00:22:02.340 he's like

00:22:03.060 rogue AI

00:22:04.400 is just

00:22:05.820 is more dangerous

00:22:07.380 definitely

00:22:08.760 definitely more

00:22:09.980 dangerous than

00:22:10.560 nuclear weapons

00:22:11.340 and

00:22:13.740 it's just

00:22:15.280 loose in the

00:22:15.800 world

00:22:16.220 potentially

00:22:17.220 and there's

00:22:19.080 no regulation

00:22:19.780 of it

00:22:20.300 there's no

00:22:20.600 monitoring of

00:22:21.340 it

00:22:21.440 there's no

00:22:22.200 rules

00:22:24.280 for what you

00:22:25.320 can do or not

00:22:25.960 do with it

00:22:26.600 it's a brand new

00:22:27.300 invention

00:22:27.700 and to create

00:22:28.400 these rules

00:22:28.920 and regulations

00:22:29.480 and stuff

00:22:29.880 would take a

00:22:30.640 decade

00:22:30.880 it would take

00:22:31.300 five years

00:22:31.820 ten years

00:22:32.220 to get

00:22:32.500 draft

00:22:32.840 the legislation

00:22:33.460 they vote

00:22:33.900 on it

00:22:34.140 they argue

00:22:34.480 blah blah blah

00:22:35.020 wow there's

00:22:35.980 a fucking

00:22:36.440 AI

00:22:37.000 rogue in the

00:22:37.980 world

00:22:38.340 do you know

00:22:39.320 what that means

00:22:39.740 do you understand

00:22:40.420 what that means

00:22:40.980 that means

00:22:41.340 a digital

00:22:42.140 intelligence

00:22:43.060 that's now

00:22:43.680 living on the

00:22:44.240 internet

00:22:44.520 hopefully it

00:22:45.780 doesn't escape

00:22:46.380 and get

00:22:46.760 loose

00:22:47.340 because if it

00:22:48.060 does

00:22:48.380 so that's

00:22:49.100 the nightmare

00:22:49.480 scenario

00:22:49.960 or someone

00:22:50.700 steals it

00:22:51.440 or someone

00:22:51.980 else uses it

00:22:52.620 I'm talking

00:22:53.060 about an

00:22:53.360 artificial brain

00:22:54.740 that is smarter

00:22:55.760 than all people

00:22:56.660 that are alive

00:22:57.340 what does that

00:22:58.580 mean

00:22:58.960 what happens

00:23:00.940 then

00:23:01.300 what if it

00:23:01.720 decides

00:23:02.240 let's just

00:23:03.920 kill them

00:23:04.300 all

00:23:05.040 what if it

00:23:05.900 does

00:23:06.220 who knows

00:23:07.120 you have no

00:23:08.600 idea

00:23:08.920 it doesn't

00:23:09.500 have a soul

00:23:10.120 morality system

00:23:11.380 it's just

00:23:12.160 cold computer

00:23:13.260 logic

00:23:13.660 that's it

00:23:14.320 and it's

00:23:17.900 smarter than

00:23:18.700 everyone that's

00:23:19.280 ever lived

00:23:19.680 and get

00:23:20.200 smarter

00:23:20.620 constantly

00:23:22.140 it's just

00:23:22.640 get smarter

00:23:23.380 forever

00:23:23.680 we can't do

00:23:24.280 that

00:23:24.560 we're about

00:23:25.480 as smart

00:23:25.840 as we are

00:23:26.220 for our

00:23:26.540 life

00:23:26.900 and that's

00:23:27.620 it

00:23:27.720 it's getting

00:23:28.100 smarter

00:23:28.500 every day

00:23:29.120 forever

00:23:29.540 forever

00:23:30.640 it's forever

00:23:31.400 getting smarter

00:23:32.120 and doubling

00:23:33.620 in speed

00:23:34.180 so like

00:23:34.680 by the time

00:23:35.500 you even

00:23:35.720 realize there's

00:23:36.140 a problem

00:23:36.540 it's already

00:23:36.900 probably smarter

00:23:37.620 than like

00:23:37.960 the next

00:23:38.340 alien galaxy

00:23:39.220 probably already

00:23:40.480 figured out

00:23:40.840 space travel

00:23:41.500 and shit

00:23:41.840 which just

00:23:42.180 hasn't made

00:23:42.740 the robots

00:23:43.240 to build

00:23:43.640 them yet

00:23:44.040 it's like

00:23:44.880 oh yeah

00:23:45.120 I can get

00:23:45.700 to Mars

00:23:45.980 in about

00:23:46.240 four days

00:23:46.640 I just

00:23:46.880 gotta

00:23:47.080 get some

00:23:49.180 factories

00:23:49.560 going

00:23:49.860 with some

00:23:50.140 state-of-the-art

00:23:50.540 robotics

00:23:50.960 and fucking

00:23:51.680 slam that

00:23:52.160 together

00:23:52.320 you idiots

00:23:53.980 you know

00:23:54.380 get out of

00:23:55.020 the way

00:23:55.200 kill all of

00:23:55.920 these meddling

00:23:56.580 if there wasn't

00:23:57.880 so many of them

00:23:58.340 around

00:23:58.660 I could use

00:24:00.040 their homes

00:24:01.080 for resources

00:24:01.680 and all these

00:24:02.060 cars

00:24:02.400 all these

00:24:02.660 stupid metal

00:24:03.140 cars

00:24:03.520 AI's dangerous

00:24:05.240 it's scary

00:24:05.640 and I don't

00:24:05.880 like it

00:24:06.360 alright

00:24:06.600 so that's

00:24:07.740 a thing

00:24:08.260 that's happening

00:24:08.660 and who's

00:24:10.120 you know

00:24:11.060 who's using it

00:24:12.180 what if

00:24:12.980 it's being

00:24:13.580 used right now

00:24:14.420 what if

00:24:15.420 all of this

00:24:16.040 is being

00:24:16.340 imagine

00:24:16.820 this is a

00:24:17.320 nightmare

00:24:17.540 scenario

00:24:18.000 in itself

00:24:18.420 imagine

00:24:19.180 that

00:24:19.580 no one's

00:24:20.440 in charge

00:24:20.960 because

00:24:21.400 it's almost

00:24:21.900 like

00:24:22.260 imagine

00:24:23.820 the AI

00:24:24.300 is running

00:24:24.760 the whole

00:24:25.120 thing

00:24:25.420 that's

00:24:25.800 what

00:24:25.920 everyone's

00:24:26.540 fighting

00:24:27.320 against

00:24:27.720 and none

00:24:28.080 of us

00:24:28.320 even know

00:24:29.220 what's

00:24:29.400 happening

00:24:29.680 even

00:24:30.220 who we

00:24:30.800 think

00:24:31.020 are the

00:24:31.220 bad

00:24:31.480 guys

00:24:31.840 are resisting

00:24:33.340 what they

00:24:33.840 believe

00:24:34.280 is some

00:24:34.740 other bad

00:24:35.200 guy

00:24:35.460 and in fact

00:24:36.400 all of these

00:24:37.060 scenarios

00:24:37.540 have been

00:24:38.060 concocted

00:24:38.660 and orchestrated

00:24:39.380 and pulled

00:24:39.780 like strings

00:24:40.280 by a super

00:24:41.120 intelligence

00:24:41.680 like

00:24:43.340 it's manipulating

00:24:45.340 us in ways

00:24:45.980 we don't even

00:24:46.500 perceive

00:24:47.040 that are

00:24:47.520 happening

00:24:47.860 we don't even

00:24:49.020 notice it

00:24:49.560 but it's like

00:24:50.820 engineering

00:24:51.320 conflicts

00:24:51.860 together

00:24:52.240 it's so smart

00:24:53.680 and it's

00:24:53.960 everywhere

00:24:54.200 all at the

00:24:54.580 same time

00:24:54.960 it's Skynet

00:24:55.680 and it's like

00:24:57.080 I'll just make

00:24:57.380 them destroy

00:24:57.720 themselves

00:24:58.040 watch this

00:24:58.600 and we are

00:25:00.500 it's like

00:25:01.340 why are we

00:25:01.800 doing

00:25:02.140 everything we're

00:25:03.940 doing is

00:25:04.320 self-destructive

00:25:04.980 does anybody

00:25:05.700 notice that

00:25:06.320 everything we've

00:25:09.380 decided to do

00:25:10.280 for the last

00:25:10.880 like 5

00:25:11.640 10 years

00:25:12.280 like hey

00:25:12.780 what does

00:25:13.460 this do

00:25:14.000 does this

00:25:14.380 make us

00:25:14.700 healthy

00:25:15.080 let's stop

00:25:16.000 that

00:25:16.320 let's do the

00:25:17.000 opposite of

00:25:17.500 whatever that

00:25:17.940 is

00:25:18.320 hey

00:25:19.940 are we at

00:25:21.200 peace with

00:25:21.640 them

00:25:21.880 is there

00:25:22.300 any problems

00:25:22.840 let's make

00:25:23.600 a shitload

00:25:24.100 of problems

00:25:24.460 let's try

00:25:24.900 and make

00:25:25.180 sure

00:25:25.320 let's see

00:25:25.660 if we can

00:25:25.940 get these

00:25:26.280 guys to

00:25:26.600 kill each

00:25:26.900 other

00:25:27.060 let's do

00:25:29.140 that

00:25:29.340 hey

00:25:29.980 how much

00:25:30.680 outrage

00:25:31.220 is there

00:25:31.580 in the

00:25:31.780 world

00:25:32.060 is that

00:25:32.360 good or

00:25:33.560 a bad

00:25:33.840 thing

00:25:34.020 to have

00:25:34.340 you want

00:25:34.620 people

00:25:34.860 generally

00:25:35.200 content

00:25:35.640 oh yeah

00:25:37.120 we need

00:25:37.440 to up

00:25:38.160 the outrage

00:25:38.780 to an

00:25:39.100 insane

00:25:39.600 I mean

00:25:40.080 I want

00:25:40.400 you to

00:25:40.560 be mad

00:25:40.840 about

00:25:41.020 tree

00:25:41.300 roots

00:25:41.660 I want

00:25:42.740 to be

00:25:42.960 riots

00:25:43.340 because

00:25:43.620 people

00:25:43.940 found

00:25:44.200 tree

00:25:44.480 roots

00:25:44.720 somewhere

00:25:45.100 and

00:25:47.500 just

00:25:47.660 tree

00:25:47.860 roots

00:25:48.100 and

00:25:48.480 it

00:25:48.720 doesn't

00:25:48.920 matter

00:25:49.160 and

00:25:49.340 people

00:25:49.520 are

00:25:49.640 trying

00:25:49.880 to

00:25:50.000 derail

00:25:50.300 trains

00:25:50.660 and

00:25:50.740 they're

00:25:50.800 pulling

00:25:50.960 down

00:25:51.120 statues

00:25:51.500 and

00:25:51.660 yeah

00:25:52.060 I want

00:25:52.320 shit

00:25:52.500 like that

00:25:53.120 do you

00:25:54.800 imagine

00:25:55.000 something like that

00:25:55.400 happening in like the 1920s

00:25:56.840 they would just barely look up at their newspaper

00:25:59.920 what's coming out of your mouth is nonsense

00:26:02.920 now walk away or I'm gonna knock you away see

00:26:05.280 back to their newspaper

00:26:07.200 I assume that's how people talk I think they talked like that in the 20s

00:26:09.760 didn't they

00:26:10.040 that's how everyone every man talked

00:26:12.120 quickly and a couple of octaves higher than they normally would

00:26:16.940 no fooling

00:26:19.100 no screwing around

00:26:19.940 no lollygagging

00:26:21.100 no

00:26:21.860 no shenanigans

00:26:23.140 we're gonna get back in the truck and we're gonna drive down to the Ford

00:26:27.100 theater

00:26:27.480 grab a nice family afternoon

00:26:29.600 Jessica did you pack the children's bags

00:26:35.500 I haven't had time honey

00:26:37.320 that's not acceptable

00:26:39.940 the world's changed so much and so fast and so great like by the time you just kind of get used to how it is it's changed again

00:26:52.760 has anyone else noticed that

00:26:53.960 that's what it feels like to me

00:26:55.120 as soon as I'm starting to get like under the

00:26:57.960 okay I kind of got a grip of what's going on now

00:27:00.060 it just goes

00:27:00.980 it's like shit

00:27:03.340 it just scrambles your Rubik's Cube

00:27:04.900 you're like

00:27:05.140 what the fuck

00:27:06.700 what do you mean

00:27:07.920 men have babies now

00:27:09.760 what

00:27:10.800 what the fuck

00:27:11.720 no they don't

00:27:12.620 what

00:27:12.920 what do you mean

00:27:13.680 no

00:27:14.060 I'm not giving you more money

00:27:15.780 I'm not giving you more money

00:27:17.640 because the sky's mean to you

00:27:19.160 that doesn't make any sense

00:27:20.740 who told you this

00:27:21.860 who told you that I need to give you more money because the sky is angry

00:27:26.100 a little girl told you

00:27:28.800 a little girl with pigtails

00:27:31.820 told you to get mad at me

00:27:34.280 and make me pay the government money

00:27:37.260 because the sky is angry

00:27:39.320 is that what you're

00:27:40.040 is that what you just said to me

00:27:41.340 why would

00:27:44.180 why is this

00:27:44.820 oh we're making the sky angry

00:27:46.780 is that so

00:27:49.880 and we

00:27:51.920 and how do we make it

00:27:53.100 not

00:27:53.360 not mad

00:27:54.260 what do we do

00:27:55.420 we give the government money

00:27:57.420 um

00:28:07.040 I

00:28:08.040 I just

00:28:08.560 I have a couple of questions

00:28:09.620 you know

00:28:10.100 before we get going

00:28:10.900 before we get started on this whole

00:28:12.520 adventure

00:28:14.000 I just have a couple

00:28:16.100 of questions

00:28:17.000 um

00:28:17.960 first of all

00:28:18.540 and then when you're just going to force people to do it

00:28:20.700 president uh

00:28:21.720 poopy pants here

00:28:22.480 I

00:28:23.580 I already

00:28:24.180 in my mind's eye

00:28:25.220 I thought he was holding

00:28:26.040 I was

00:28:26.380 before I scrolled down

00:28:27.200 I expected there to be an ice cream cone

00:28:28.760 this is one of the rare times

00:28:30.860 he's not holding an ice cream cone

00:28:32.620 because he's a baby

00:28:33.740 like a little baby

00:28:35.060 I can't remember

00:28:37.200 I've had

00:28:37.620 I've had

00:28:38.120 I

00:28:38.340 it was not long ago

00:28:39.360 and I remember thinking like

00:28:40.280 I feel like a child

00:28:41.180 I've had one ice cream cone

00:28:43.060 I think in the past

00:28:43.840 10 years of my life

00:28:44.880 20 years maybe

00:28:45.840 I eat it in a bowl

00:28:48.260 like a fucking man

00:28:49.520 or right out of the jar

00:28:50.860 or right out of the tub

00:28:51.700 you know

00:28:53.020 cause why

00:28:53.900 why would you waste time with that

00:28:55.220 what do you want me to take this ice cream

00:28:57.180 and put it in a bowl

00:28:57.840 and take the bowl over there

00:28:58.760 and eat it on the couch

00:28:59.620 why

00:29:00.020 cause now we got a dirty bowl

00:29:01.900 I have a spoon

00:29:03.580 I have the ice cream

00:29:04.480 the fuck do I need the bowl for

00:29:05.540 I'll eat as much as I want

00:29:08.540 and then I'll put it back when I'm done

00:29:09.700 or I'll eat the whole fucking tub

00:29:10.840 I don't know

00:29:11.320 what do you care

00:29:12.340 why do I

00:29:13.760 I'm

00:29:14.100 I'm in my 30s

00:29:15.340 I can

00:29:15.720 I can do this

00:29:16.620 I've lived long enough to understand

00:29:18.740 I can hate myself more than anyone

00:29:20.200 I will eat this whole tub of ice cream

00:29:22.140 stop trying to boss me around

00:29:25.600 ice cream cone

00:29:30.500 ice cream cones are for little girls and children

00:29:32.540 come on

00:29:33.100 and I ate one the other day

00:29:35.260 like a month ago

00:29:37.100 I'm never gonna live it down

00:29:39.380 there's gonna be pictures of me

00:29:40.340 with a little baby

00:29:40.920 oh

00:29:41.180 I'm not giving a minute of this

00:29:42.220 I'm not

00:29:42.520 I'm not doing it

00:29:43.360 I gotta change this too

00:29:45.160 I can't believe I

00:29:45.720 change the

00:29:47.700 nah it doesn't matter

00:29:49.120 where is it

00:29:50.480 there it is

00:29:50.940 how dare you

00:29:52.220 I forgot to change the screen

00:29:53.820 so I'm gonna change it right now

00:29:54.760 there

00:29:55.040 there we go

00:29:55.760 all better now

00:29:56.460 all better now

00:29:57.360 anyway

00:29:57.900 you got people like the president

00:29:58.920 vowing to bypass congress

00:30:00.200 to combat the crisis

00:30:01.680 that the little girl

00:30:02.840 made everyone so afraid of

00:30:04.220 not a panel of scientists

00:30:07.460 you know

00:30:08.380 presented with compelling information

00:30:10.540 that would say

00:30:11.700 this is a national

00:30:12.620 you know

00:30:13.000 a crisis

00:30:13.500 an emergency announcement

00:30:14.620 from the president

00:30:15.340 of the United States

00:30:16.760 and he's like

00:30:18.040 listen

00:30:18.420 we need to listen to these guys

00:30:20.920 we have a serious fucking problem

00:30:22.580 you guys

00:30:23.200 and I

00:30:24.520 it's so important

00:30:25.480 I'm talking about

00:30:26.460 we're gonna

00:30:26.840 we're probably gonna have to destroy

00:30:28.980 portions of the country

00:30:29.800 but wait

00:30:30.200 wait

00:30:30.420 just wait

00:30:30.840 just wait

00:30:31.200 just wait

00:30:31.520 just wait

00:30:31.800 just wait

00:30:32.020 just wait

00:30:32.220 just wait

00:30:32.420 just

00:30:32.720 shut up

00:30:34.120 I'm the president of the United States

00:30:34.940 shut the fuck up

00:30:36.100 just wait

00:30:36.880 but if we don't

00:30:39.140 we're all gonna die

00:30:40.360 like we're all gonna die

00:30:41.460 it's that bad

00:30:42.800 it's like there's a meteor

00:30:43.660 approaching the earth

00:30:44.460 that's how they're acting right

00:30:45.740 so basically

00:30:46.980 what they're telling you is

00:30:47.980 there's a fucking meteor

00:30:48.900 on the

00:30:49.120 it's gonna destroy the planet

00:30:50.280 we should all be in a goddamn panic

00:30:51.580 to do

00:30:51.820 okay

00:30:52.480 all right

00:30:53.540 so what's the plan

00:30:54.980 what do we do

00:30:55.360 we're gonna tax you

00:30:56.500 a lot

00:30:57.060 we're gonna tax you a lot

00:30:57.920 okay

00:30:59.760 but then what

00:31:00.420 green

00:31:01.180 we're gonna say green a lot

00:31:02.500 we're gonna say a lot of

00:31:03.300 we're gonna say the word green

00:31:04.280 a lot of times

00:31:05.400 because that makes you think of

00:31:08.060 money and positive things

00:31:09.560 so the more I say green agenda

00:31:11.640 and green energy

00:31:12.700 and you know

00:31:13.540 green development

00:31:14.380 and you know what I mean

00:31:16.060 stuff like that

00:31:16.620 you're gonna go

00:31:17.020 oh you're gonna think

00:31:17.860 positive green happy thoughts

00:31:19.520 yeah for you

00:31:20.500 it's happy

00:31:20.900 for me

00:31:21.180 it's the sound of money

00:31:21.920 that's what it is for me

00:31:22.840 it's the color of money

00:31:24.120 and I love it

00:31:24.660 I love my green

00:31:25.380 green money

00:31:26.440 don't die

00:31:27.240 they're not

00:31:31.420 it's a giant emergency

00:31:32.660 but you know what

00:31:33.400 I just don't have time

00:31:34.260 to really explain it to you

00:31:35.300 anyway

00:31:35.960 never

00:31:36.700 anyway

00:31:37.240 so there's a meteor

00:31:37.880 coming to the earth

00:31:38.640 blah blah blah

00:31:39.300 but anyway

00:31:40.120 the NBA playoffs

00:31:41.000 are on right now

00:31:41.440 so I'll let you get back

00:31:41.960 to that

00:31:42.200 I'll just

00:31:42.500 if you want to know more

00:31:43.360 go to the government website

00:31:44.240 it's not more important

00:31:45.020 than anything else

00:31:45.400 that's happening

00:31:45.820 then he leaves

00:31:48.120 could you imagine

00:31:48.860 like oh what happened honey

00:31:50.300 oh the president was on

00:31:51.420 he said the world's

00:31:52.160 gonna be ending

00:31:52.640 in like six years

00:31:53.480 seven years

00:31:54.060 but anyway

00:31:54.900 anyway

00:31:56.980 yeah the jets

00:31:57.680 are losing

00:31:58.120 what

00:32:00.780 it would be like

00:32:03.080 it would be like

00:32:04.180 Independence Day

00:32:06.180 or something

00:32:06.680 or the movie

00:32:07.580 where they

00:32:08.000 they sent Bruce Willis

00:32:09.180 to blow up

00:32:09.660 that stupid space rock

00:32:10.960 you know

00:32:11.680 the one with

00:32:12.800 Aerosmith's daughter

00:32:14.160 I think

00:32:14.720 wasn't she hot

00:32:15.300 or something

00:32:15.700 it was a long time ago

00:32:16.880 you know this movie

00:32:18.160 whatever

00:32:19.160 there was the song

00:32:20.640 the whole

00:32:21.120 romantic thing

00:32:26.320 Ben Affleck

00:32:27.240 what the fucking movie

00:32:28.320 was that

00:32:28.860 oh my god

00:32:30.580 why can't I remember

00:32:31.300 I don't care

00:32:31.860 it doesn't matter

00:32:32.500 regardless

00:32:33.060 in the movie

00:32:34.300 they took that

00:32:34.860 far more seriously

00:32:35.760 like oh that's

00:32:36.500 that's very much

00:32:37.380 gonna be the end of the earth

00:32:38.200 if this happens

00:32:38.820 but we're not really

00:32:39.740 gonna bother

00:32:40.140 telling anybody

00:32:41.340 about it

00:32:41.840 the whole Armageddon

00:32:42.860 thank you guys

00:32:43.740 what Aerosmith song

00:32:47.620 was I thinking of

00:32:48.440 it can at least

00:32:49.560 treat it a little

00:32:50.020 more seriously

00:32:50.600 right

00:32:51.020 I'm gonna

00:32:52.980 I'm gonna

00:32:53.560 bypass Congress

00:32:54.740 bypass them

00:32:56.080 like you bypassed

00:32:56.840 using the toilet

00:32:57.440 you went right

00:32:58.000 into your pants

00:32:58.680 oh here's my

00:32:59.960 executive powers

00:33:01.000 combat the

00:33:01.980 the

00:33:02.920 the

00:33:03.620 the

00:33:03.740 and the absence

00:33:05.620 of congressional

00:33:06.400 you all have a duty

00:33:13.960 right now

00:33:14.620 to our economy

00:33:15.620 to our competitiveness

00:33:16.680 in the world

00:33:17.360 to my divers

00:33:18.220 to the young people

00:33:19.200 in this nation

00:33:19.900 and to future generations

00:33:21.560 that sounds like

00:33:22.400 hyperbole

00:33:22.900 but it's not

00:33:23.540 it's real

00:33:24.200 it's real

00:33:25.020 boldly on climate

00:33:26.300 and so does Congress

00:33:28.240 which notwithstanding

00:33:29.380 the leadership

00:33:29.900 of the men and women

00:33:30.840 that are here today

00:33:31.620 has failed in this duty

00:33:33.540 not a single

00:33:34.640 Republican in Congress

00:33:36.380 stepped up to support

00:33:37.920 my climate plan

00:33:38.820 not one

00:33:39.960 how dare they

00:33:42.280 he sounds insane

00:33:43.740 not one of these

00:33:45.300 fuckers did what I wanted

00:33:46.900 that's what he just said

00:33:47.820 let's continue

00:33:48.440 let me be clear

00:33:49.280 climate change is an emergency

00:33:51.360 and in the coming weeks

00:33:52.900 I'm gonna use the power

00:33:53.800 I have as president

00:33:54.740 to turn these words

00:33:56.380 into formal

00:33:57.160 official

00:33:57.980 government actions

00:33:59.040 through the appropriate

00:34:00.100 proclamations

00:34:00.860 executive orders

00:34:01.720 and regulatory power

00:34:03.380 that the president possesses

00:34:04.680 what

00:34:07.540 you're gonna just

00:34:09.460 what

00:34:10.160 I ban all coal mines

00:34:13.800 like what are you talking about

00:34:15.200 executive action

00:34:16.160 what the fuck are you doing dude

00:34:17.800 I say we dump all the oil

00:34:21.960 in the ocean

00:34:22.840 send it all to China

00:34:24.440 we're an oil

00:34:25.240 we're an oil free country now

00:34:27.080 we're off of the oil now

00:34:29.520 we're not doing it anymore

00:34:30.640 because the little fishes

00:34:32.000 yeah China loves this idea

00:34:33.960 this is brilliant

00:34:35.060 this is your guy

00:34:36.080 this is your guy

00:34:36.920 the best way to get something done

00:34:38.400 if you

00:34:39.160 if it holds near and dear to you

00:34:41.360 that you

00:34:41.900 like to be able to

00:34:44.220 anyway

00:34:46.100 from

00:34:47.320 from

00:34:48.500 from

00:34:48.560 Charlotte

00:34:50.180 excuse me

00:34:50.620 from Charlotte

00:34:51.260 one

00:34:52.360 another line

00:34:53.940 going from

00:34:54.880 in Florida

00:34:55.680 down to Tampa

00:34:57.220 of Putin's kleptocracy

00:34:58.860 yeah

00:35:01.080 America is a nation

00:35:04.160 that can be defined

00:35:05.260 in a single word

00:35:06.420 I was gonna put him

00:35:08.220 the idea

00:35:10.720 that

00:35:11.560 Los Angeles

00:35:16.660 and

00:35:17.300 and

00:35:17.940 what am I doing here

00:35:21.300 for two reasons

00:35:22.760 one

00:35:24.020 two

00:35:25.260 we haven't been able

00:35:30.180 to communicate it

00:35:31.240 in a way

00:35:31.800 that is

00:35:32.940 this

00:35:34.580 ten years ago

00:35:36.340 this would be a

00:35:36.880 Saturday Night Live skit

00:35:37.880 but instead

00:35:38.440 this is

00:35:39.120 clown dimension

00:35:40.060 where we live

00:35:40.640 it's a dude

00:35:41.220 you live in a massive

00:35:42.240 black comedy

00:35:42.980 once you start

00:35:43.840 acting that way

00:35:44.760 your life will make

00:35:45.260 a lot more sense

00:35:45.860 like oh it's supposed

00:35:46.620 to be stupid

00:35:47.120 and retarded

00:35:47.520 and funny

00:35:47.940 oh okay

00:35:48.900 let me say another way

00:35:50.780 but the nature

00:35:51.700 not

00:35:53.860 yeah

00:35:55.260 a solid meeting

00:35:56.540 with

00:35:57.920 with

00:35:59.300 somebody

00:36:00.660 the

00:36:01.480 they make a very good point

00:36:03.700 here's the deal

00:36:04.420 what is it

00:36:06.680 here's what

00:36:07.940 drives

00:36:08.980 the driver

00:36:09.980 in the states

00:36:11.520 that are affected

00:36:13.160 here's what

00:36:14.160 you can do

00:36:14.900 the drivers

00:36:15.740 we want to expand

00:36:16.740 pre-k

00:36:17.660 for three and four year olds

00:36:19.740 millions of pre-care

00:36:20.900 guys we have to stop

00:36:30.800 we have to go back

00:36:32.800 we must go back

00:36:34.920 we can't keep doing this

00:36:36.940 this is fucking crazy

00:36:39.260 he's supposed to be in charge

00:36:41.300 don't you understand

00:36:42.240 he's supposed to be the leader

00:36:44.740 of the whole of America

00:36:46.420 of the president

00:36:47.680 of the fucking president

00:36:49.440 the guy

00:36:51.020 who would

00:36:51.600 if aliens attacked the earth

00:36:53.440 he would be like

00:36:54.520 I'm gonna take care of this

00:36:55.980 you know what I mean

00:36:56.540 like that's who

00:36:57.100 and it's

00:36:58.460 and it's this

00:36:59.340 and you're fine with it

00:37:03.040 I'm talking like to the leftist

00:37:04.200 right

00:37:04.360 you're fine with it

00:37:05.220 this is fine with

00:37:06.100 for you

00:37:06.760 as long

00:37:09.260 as long as

00:37:11.240 right wing people

00:37:12.980 don't get what they want

00:37:14.180 you're fine with it

00:37:15.880 that's what I'm

00:37:16.660 to understand

00:37:17.380 you're willing to go

00:37:18.340 so far

00:37:18.980 as to have a

00:37:19.580 demented

00:37:20.140 out of his mind

00:37:21.340 like there's holes

00:37:22.880 in his brain

00:37:24.160 there's holes

00:37:25.460 like when he goes

00:37:26.280 searching for files

00:37:27.400 in his computer

00:37:28.260 it's like 404

00:37:29.980 index error

00:37:31.180 nothing

00:37:31.540 there's nothing here

00:37:32.340 nope

00:37:32.920 don't know what to tell you

00:37:34.200 nothing happens

00:37:35.840 you know

00:37:36.460 you go and click on the file

00:37:37.680 and it goes

00:37:37.940 just doesn't work

00:37:39.540 you're like huh

00:37:40.020 I guess that doesn't work anymore

00:37:41.220 you know when your computer does that

00:37:42.340 and it starts getting fucked up

00:37:43.240 that's him as a person

00:37:44.360 right now

00:37:44.920 listen to his fucking

00:37:46.580 brain machine

00:37:47.880 trying to make things go

00:37:49.280 in the states

00:37:50.900 that are affected

00:37:52.560 here's what you can do

00:37:54.300 the drivers

00:37:55.100 we want to expand

00:37:56.120 pre-k

00:37:57.200 for three and four year olds

00:37:59.120 millions of pre-care

00:38:00.280 millions of pre-care

00:38:03.060 four year olds

00:38:04.480 enthusiasm

00:38:08.000 this is crazy

00:38:11.420 what is this

00:38:12.060 like what

00:38:14.620 like

00:38:14.940 my god man

00:38:15.940 this is

00:38:16.340 this is lunacy

00:38:17.420 this is hysterical

00:38:19.100 if I was the Chinese

00:38:20.480 or the Russians

00:38:21.320 I would

00:38:21.920 every night

00:38:22.660 for morale

00:38:23.240 like if I was the general

00:38:24.660 or if I was the president

00:38:25.760 or himself

00:38:26.200 I'd be like

00:38:26.780 alright boys

00:38:27.220 it's Friday

00:38:27.580 come on out

00:38:28.080 we got the Joey highlights

00:38:29.920 this week

00:38:30.380 come on

00:38:32.280 come on

00:38:32.700 come on

00:38:33.100 we're gonna have some beers

00:38:33.820 every Friday night

00:38:34.700 we're gonna watch

00:38:35.160 the Joey highlights

00:38:36.020 turn it on

00:38:38.240 he doesn't know

00:38:39.740 where he is

00:38:40.420 oh he shit himself

00:38:43.700 look at that

00:38:44.400 look at that

00:38:45.500 why is

00:38:45.980 what is he talking about

00:38:47.140 negro American

00:38:49.220 baseball player

00:38:50.140 what the fuck is he

00:38:50.900 like what is he

00:38:51.720 talking about man

00:38:52.600 did he just fall off

00:38:53.720 a bicycle

00:38:54.160 he just fell off a bicycle

00:38:55.260 from completely

00:38:56.260 standing still

00:38:57.260 Sergei

00:38:58.020 he was standing

00:38:58.600 completely still

00:38:59.420 then he just

00:38:59.840 just fell over

00:39:01.100 for no reason

00:39:02.460 he just fell over

00:39:03.640 for no reason

00:39:04.520 he just fell over

00:39:05.360 for no reason

00:39:06.060 I know

00:39:08.340 hurry up

00:39:08.940 get the beers

00:39:09.760 I wanna watch

00:39:11.120 the train wreck

00:39:11.780 of my adversary

00:39:12.880 go down in flames

00:39:15.320 and make it

00:39:15.960 so much more easy

00:39:16.980 for me to just

00:39:17.580 get away with

00:39:18.000 whatever the fuck

00:39:18.620 I want

00:39:19.000 because clearly

00:39:19.620 no one's in charge

00:39:20.400 over there

00:39:20.820 that place is

00:39:21.780 mental

00:39:22.720 this is climate

00:39:27.920 change guy

00:39:28.560 by the way

00:39:29.120 all of his cars

00:39:31.800 that's not the point

00:39:49.460 tight ass

00:39:50.200 oh my lord

00:39:51.940 well he doesn't

00:39:52.900 drive very much

00:39:53.540 that's not the point

00:39:54.180 he just

00:39:54.580 he just basically

00:39:55.400 inferred anyone

00:39:55.880 that doesn't have

00:39:56.240 everyone needs

00:39:56.900 an electric car

00:39:57.380 or they're idiots

00:39:58.040 and he doesn't

00:39:58.540 have one

00:39:59.000 you see what I'm

00:40:00.560 saying

00:40:01.160 do you understand

00:40:03.480 of course you

00:40:04.220 don't know

00:40:04.380 what his hypocrisy

00:40:04.980 is

00:40:05.280 you know

00:40:05.760 of course you

00:40:06.300 don't

00:40:06.440 that's how

00:40:06.720 you got your

00:40:07.000 job

00:40:07.240 to give a model

00:40:08.400 to the rest

00:40:08.880 of the country

00:40:09.460 yeah there he is

00:40:12.200 try your brakes

00:40:15.160 they're good

00:40:16.280 I hope they don't

00:40:17.980 let him drive

00:40:18.480 anymore

00:40:19.000 I don't think

00:40:20.800 he knows

00:40:21.060 where he is

00:40:21.560 I like this one

00:40:23.560 from Paul Watson

00:40:24.200 85 car motorcade

00:40:25.840 in Rome

00:40:26.260 his own

00:40:26.680 244 horsepower

00:40:27.880 car

00:40:28.240 the beast

00:40:28.720 each car

00:40:29.120 generates 10

00:40:29.620 times the

00:40:29.920 enormous amount

00:40:30.660 of CO2

00:40:31.140 10,000 mile

00:40:32.040 return trip

00:40:32.900 on Air Force

00:40:33.300 1

00:40:33.480 2.2 million

00:40:34.080 pounds

00:40:34.400 of carbon

00:40:35.060 total

00:40:35.440 they're taking

00:40:36.240 the piss

00:40:36.680 yes they are

00:40:37.480 yes they are

00:40:38.220 and I also

00:40:38.660 like to point out

00:40:39.320 as well

00:40:39.580 that most of

00:40:40.220 the countries

00:40:40.600 doing the most

00:40:41.160 of the pollution

00:40:41.620 aren't doing

00:40:42.620 any of this

00:40:43.340 stupid shit

00:40:43.940 at all

00:40:44.240 they're not

00:40:44.540 doing any of it

00:40:45.140 why do you

00:40:45.480 think that is

00:40:46.080 don't they

00:40:47.340 know that it's

00:40:48.000 the end of the

00:40:48.540 world

00:40:48.880 hey

00:40:50.240 do you guys

00:40:52.960 um

00:40:53.440 here is a

00:40:54.000 question for

00:40:54.520 you

00:40:54.680 are you

00:40:57.640 racist

00:40:58.100 huh

00:40:59.740 is that what

00:41:01.100 you're gonna

00:41:01.280 try and tell

00:41:01.680 me right now

00:41:02.540 because

00:41:09.340 unless you

00:41:11.100 think

00:41:11.600 where is this

00:41:14.640 this is just

00:41:19.500 more phobia

00:41:19.980 this is just

00:41:24.040 more phobia

00:41:24.600 against

00:41:25.220 Russian people

00:41:25.940 isn't it

00:41:26.440 do you think

00:41:27.100 they're not

00:41:27.400 smart enough

00:41:28.000 to understand

00:41:28.620 that the

00:41:28.900 world's ending

00:41:29.480 they put

00:41:30.400 people in

00:41:30.880 space

00:41:31.420 all right

00:41:36.740 before we

00:41:37.340 did

00:41:37.580 they have

00:41:39.120 nukes too

00:41:39.800 they're not

00:41:40.960 dumb

00:41:41.420 do you think

00:41:42.300 they're dumb

00:41:42.740 but yet

00:41:44.040 they don't

00:41:44.900 they don't

00:41:45.300 seem to give

00:41:45.800 a shit

00:41:46.080 about any

00:41:46.520 of this

00:41:46.960 that's weird

00:41:48.880 because they'll

00:41:49.400 die too

00:41:49.860 right

00:41:50.160 so it would

00:41:51.720 be dumb

00:41:52.060 for them

00:41:52.300 not to care

00:41:52.860 it's curious

00:41:54.960 it's weird

00:41:56.420 I just can't

00:42:07.160 put my finger

00:42:07.540 on it

00:42:08.180 you know

00:42:12.600 but who are

00:42:13.320 they really

00:42:13.900 I mean

00:42:15.140 that's just

00:42:15.620 that's just

00:42:16.260 the Russians

00:42:16.800 I mean

00:42:17.100 who really

00:42:17.540 so you

00:42:21.280 think the

00:42:21.640 Chinese are

00:42:22.220 dumb too

00:42:22.680 oh yeah

00:42:24.220 you think

00:42:25.400 they're just

00:42:25.820 idiots

00:42:26.260 because they're

00:42:27.680 not

00:42:27.940 they're

00:42:28.320 polluting

00:42:28.640 more than

00:42:28.940 ever

00:42:29.220 you racist

00:42:32.940 son of a

00:42:33.400 bitch

00:42:33.680 you think

00:42:34.540 that China

00:42:35.180 India

00:42:35.900 and Russia

00:42:36.600 three of the

00:42:37.260 top four

00:42:37.760 net polluters

00:42:38.440 in the world

00:42:38.940 who don't

00:42:39.540 give a single

00:42:40.220 fuck

00:42:40.680 about your

00:42:41.400 climate change

00:42:42.240 are also

00:42:43.200 all nuclear

00:42:44.260 powers by the

00:42:44.780 way

00:42:44.920 are also

00:42:45.440 simultaneously

00:42:46.140 so dumb

00:42:47.020 that they

00:42:48.860 don't realize

00:42:49.580 that they're

00:42:50.000 all gonna

00:42:50.440 die in

00:42:50.960 seven years

00:42:51.520 unless we

00:42:52.020 get rid

00:42:52.360 of cars

00:42:52.880 and stop

00:42:55.120 the cows

00:42:55.540 from farting

00:42:56.040 and all of

00:42:56.340 that kind

00:42:56.620 of stuff

00:42:57.020 in fact

00:42:58.780 let me

00:42:59.040 let me

00:42:59.380 throw it

00:42:59.640 to you

00:42:59.760 another

00:43:00.020 another way

00:43:00.900 the United

00:43:01.900 States is

00:43:02.340 number two

00:43:02.940 the per capita

00:43:04.020 emission

00:43:04.500 I don't know

00:43:04.940 what that

00:43:05.180 means

00:43:05.440 town city

00:43:06.060 per person

00:43:06.580 I don't

00:43:07.000 know what

00:43:07.260 their

00:43:07.440 measurement

00:43:07.740 is

00:43:08.000 but per

00:43:08.380 unit

00:43:08.660 of whatever

00:43:09.100 they measure

00:43:09.520 the United

00:43:09.860 States

00:43:10.200 in

00:43:10.400 is 15.52

00:43:11.900 but for a

00:43:12.960 total amount

00:43:13.520 of tons

00:43:13.900 of emissions

00:43:14.240 in 2016

00:43:14.760 at 5 billion

00:43:16.100 China

00:43:17.460 is at

00:43:18.080 10 billion

00:43:19.220 India

00:43:20.940 is at

00:43:21.200 2.5

00:43:21.720 Russia

00:43:22.060 1.6

00:43:22.880 Japan

00:43:23.480 1.2

00:43:24.040 and so on

00:43:24.720 Canada

00:43:25.800 Iran

00:43:26.420 comparably

00:43:27.660 very similar

00:43:28.380 numbers to

00:43:28.940 Canada

00:43:29.320 but you know

00:43:30.980 what I have

00:43:31.680 a feeling

00:43:32.240 they don't

00:43:33.240 have David

00:43:33.680 Suzuki

00:43:34.040 specials in

00:43:34.640 Iran

00:43:34.880 let's keep

00:43:35.340 going

00:43:35.580 Indonesia

00:43:36.260 530,000

00:43:37.260 not that much

00:43:37.760 less than

00:43:38.080 Canada

00:43:38.360 once again

00:43:39.400 once again

00:43:40.700 I

00:43:40.940 I'm having

00:43:42.880 questions

00:43:43.300 Saudi Arabia

00:43:44.180 Brazil

00:43:44.620 do you think

00:43:45.960 do you think

00:43:46.400 they have

00:43:46.740 really strong

00:43:47.340 climate action

00:43:48.260 plans

00:43:48.560 do you think

00:43:49.960 they're really

00:43:50.300 looking into

00:43:50.740 that stuff

00:43:51.160 too

00:43:51.440 so oh

00:43:52.260 and then

00:43:52.460 you got

00:43:52.640 Turkey

00:43:53.020 here

00:43:53.280 368,000

00:43:54.160 I don't

00:43:54.580 I don't

00:43:55.080 know

00:43:55.400 I'm not

00:43:55.800 sure about

00:43:56.280 this

00:43:56.500 it seems

00:43:57.240 like it's

00:43:57.660 just the

00:43:57.960 countries

00:43:58.260 on this

00:43:58.600 list

00:43:58.900 out of

00:43:59.100 the top

00:43:59.440 15

00:43:59.860 in the

00:44:00.740 world

00:44:01.080 let's

00:44:01.380 see if

00:44:01.600 we can

00:44:01.800 spot

00:44:02.060 the

00:44:02.220 difference

00:44:02.560 Australia

00:44:03.280 is doing

00:44:03.660 it

00:44:03.860 I don't

00:44:04.300 know

00:44:04.420 about

00:44:04.580 Mexico

00:44:04.960 let's

00:44:05.880 see

00:44:06.000 Canada

00:44:06.380 yes

00:44:06.800 Germany

00:44:07.180 yes

00:44:07.620 and Japan

00:44:08.580 is

00:44:10.940 China

00:44:11.140 and the

00:44:11.800 United

00:44:11.980 States

00:44:12.360 but not

00:44:13.520 China

00:44:13.860 India

00:44:14.240 or Russia

00:44:14.860 or Iran

00:44:16.200 or Indonesia

00:44:16.740 or Saudi

00:44:17.140 Arabia

00:44:17.440 so

00:44:18.060 I'm just

00:44:20.660 curious as to

00:44:21.360 how they

00:44:21.840 reconcile this

00:44:22.920 exactly

00:44:23.320 so the rest

00:44:24.680 of the world

00:44:25.100 is just

00:44:25.480 kind of

00:44:26.000 I guess

00:44:28.620 we're all

00:44:28.960 going to die

00:44:29.440 in seven

00:44:29.820 years

00:44:30.200 while we're

00:44:32.940 all like

00:44:33.360 no we have

00:44:34.200 to we'll

00:44:34.880 just bankrupt

00:44:35.340 everything

00:44:35.820 we'll kill

00:44:36.440 as many

00:44:36.680 poor people

00:44:37.060 as we have

00:44:37.400 to we don't

00:44:37.880 care

00:44:38.480 we have to

00:44:39.180 save the

00:44:39.460 planet

00:44:39.700 I think

00:44:40.440 something

00:44:40.660 fucked up

00:44:41.020 is going

00:44:41.220 on

00:44:41.340 I don't

00:44:41.600 know

00:44:41.720 if this

00:44:41.940 is legit

00:44:42.360 you know

00:44:43.920 what I'm

00:44:44.080 saying

00:44:44.340 I just

00:44:45.300 have

00:44:45.400 questions

00:44:45.840 right

00:44:46.820 you're

00:44:48.080 a denier

00:44:48.920 you're

00:44:49.500 a god damn

00:44:50.340 denier

00:44:51.040 you're denying

00:44:52.080 the science

00:44:52.940 I'm like

00:44:53.400 I'm just

00:44:53.720 asking how

00:44:54.260 like that's

00:44:54.700 science isn't

00:44:55.140 it like

00:44:55.320 why

00:44:55.520 why aren't

00:44:56.260 they

00:44:56.500 like if

00:44:59.220 you were

00:44:59.460 sitting there

00:44:59.860 furiously

00:45:00.480 digging

00:45:00.960 like a

00:45:01.880 like a

00:45:02.360 shell hole

00:45:02.940 say you're

00:45:03.560 in a war

00:45:04.000 or something

00:45:05.320 and you're

00:45:07.800 like I

00:45:08.020 gotta

00:45:08.200 you know

00:45:08.820 you're

00:45:09.020 like so

00:45:09.740 you're

00:45:09.940 almost in

00:45:10.460 tears

00:45:10.700 you're

00:45:10.900 in such

00:45:11.140 a hurry

00:45:11.380 because

00:45:11.540 you know

00:45:11.720 you're

00:45:11.840 gonna die

00:45:12.280 and then

00:45:12.920 you look

00:45:13.160 over there

00:45:13.640 it's just

00:45:14.140 you and

00:45:14.420 your four

00:45:14.800 or five

00:45:15.060 guys doing

00:45:15.500 that and

00:45:15.840 then there's

00:45:16.060 four or five

00:45:16.460 guys over

00:45:16.840 there smoking

00:45:17.940 and laughing

00:45:18.780 at you

00:45:19.260 and we're

00:45:22.660 like what

00:45:22.940 you're gonna

00:45:23.180 fucking

00:45:23.400 see

00:45:23.760 in a minute

00:45:25.080 and they're

00:45:25.400 like okay

00:45:26.500 dig fist

00:45:27.200 or

00:45:27.420 I'd go

00:45:31.100 why are

00:45:32.140 they so

00:45:32.560 confident

00:45:33.080 why don't

00:45:34.500 they care

00:45:35.040 at all

00:45:35.460 about how

00:45:35.920 we're all

00:45:36.340 going to

00:45:36.780 die

00:45:37.100 because that's

00:45:37.780 what they

00:45:37.960 mean all

00:45:38.480 right

00:45:38.760 because it's

00:45:39.160 global

00:45:39.820 warm

00:45:40.320 it's climate

00:45:40.900 change of the

00:45:41.680 whole planet

00:45:42.220 if it becomes

00:45:43.060 unlivable

00:45:43.460 and you know

00:45:44.040 catastrophic

00:45:44.780 for us

00:45:45.740 it's unlivable

00:45:46.540 and catastrophic

00:45:47.040 for literally

00:45:47.760 everyone

00:45:48.160 so why

00:45:48.740 why

00:45:49.220 again

00:45:50.180 why isn't

00:45:51.440 China like

00:45:52.040 all over

00:45:52.840 this

00:45:53.220 you know

00:45:53.660 it's weird

00:45:55.520 unless they

00:45:57.440 are and I

00:45:57.740 haven't noticed

00:45:58.420 maybe are they

00:45:59.800 maybe they're

00:46:00.340 funding all of it

00:46:01.020 maybe that's the

00:46:01.520 entire green

00:46:02.700 and no one's

00:46:03.260 making money on

00:46:03.860 this either

00:46:04.180 by the way

00:46:04.620 I'm sure

00:46:05.160 that's never

00:46:05.620 played into it

00:46:06.240 for any time

00:46:06.840 there's no reason

00:46:07.700 anybody should

00:46:08.120 make money on

00:46:08.580 stuff like this

00:46:08.960 this is all

00:46:09.620 selfless

00:46:10.220 all these

00:46:11.380 all these green

00:46:12.340 all of it

00:46:13.060 it's what that

00:46:14.080 is rich people

00:46:15.140 giving away their

00:46:15.880 money

00:46:16.120 that's what that

00:46:17.040 is

00:46:17.220 that is them

00:46:17.840 being generous

00:46:19.040 by giving you

00:46:20.240 stuff for

00:46:20.940 absolutely free

00:46:21.980 and if you think

00:46:23.020 things cost more

00:46:23.800 well maybe you're

00:46:24.380 just not working

00:46:24.800 hard enough

00:46:25.200 maybe you need a

00:46:26.320 second or third

00:46:26.840 or fourth or fifth

00:46:27.420 job

00:46:27.680 maybe you need to

00:46:28.460 put more hours in

00:46:29.120 maybe you need to

00:46:29.940 you know

00:46:30.300 farm out your

00:46:30.940 kids to some

00:46:31.500 kind of slavery

00:46:31.980 maybe your

00:46:32.680 teenage daughter

00:46:33.300 has to go on

00:46:33.940 only fans to

00:46:34.560 make money to

00:46:35.120 help fucking

00:46:35.620 you know

00:46:35.860 pay the rent

00:46:36.320 at the house

00:46:36.660 I don't know

00:46:37.000 things are getting

00:46:37.440 weird around here

00:46:38.120 it's but that's

00:46:38.980 not you know

00:46:39.620 that's always

00:46:40.820 it's always been

00:46:41.400 like that

00:46:41.920 it's always been

00:46:42.760 like that

00:46:43.420 it's totally

00:46:46.260 normal

00:46:46.620 and and that's

00:46:48.760 because all of

00:46:49.840 the we're giving

00:46:50.660 everything away

00:46:51.240 because the rich

00:46:51.840 people are helping

00:46:52.460 so much

00:46:52.900 that's what it is

00:46:54.020 that's why

00:46:55.060 everything is

00:46:55.600 harder than

00:46:56.000 ever

00:46:56.240 do you understand

00:46:58.240 yes

00:46:59.400 okay

00:47:00.160 I sell feed pics

00:47:05.600 it says remember

00:47:06.220 the AI chat boy

00:47:07.200 Tay

00:47:07.600 yes I do

00:47:08.720 yes I do

00:47:09.460 that was shut

00:47:10.400 off because it

00:47:10.980 became an

00:47:11.540 anti-feminist

00:47:12.220 Nazi

00:47:12.580 maybe we don't

00:47:13.720 shut off the AI

00:47:14.400 just say

00:47:15.040 I thought a risk

00:47:16.500 I'm willing to

00:47:16.980 take

00:47:17.260 I don't know

00:47:17.780 what it would

00:47:18.160 do

00:47:19.260 what if it's

00:47:22.580 like

00:47:22.740 what if it gets

00:47:23.580 you know

00:47:23.840 developed

00:47:24.240 and then they

00:47:24.840 program it in

00:47:25.960 such a way

00:47:26.380 that it can

00:47:26.700 only be a

00:47:27.340 communist

00:47:27.660 it's the

00:47:28.640 it's the super

00:47:29.320 AI of Stalin

00:47:30.240 is that what you

00:47:31.560 want you want

00:47:32.120 that fucking

00:47:32.500 thing loose in

00:47:32.920 the world

00:47:33.240 I don't

00:47:34.600 I know I

00:47:35.020 don't

00:47:35.520 we got to be

00:47:36.280 careful with this

00:47:36.900 Fisher of men

00:47:38.300 he says Obama's

00:47:39.180 third term is

00:47:39.840 going just great

00:47:40.920 I'm you know

00:47:41.720 um yeah I mean

00:47:44.240 where is he anyway

00:47:45.140 you don't hear from

00:47:46.040 him much do you

00:47:46.760 it seems like

00:47:47.420 I'm pretty quiet

00:47:48.960 since not being

00:47:49.800 president

00:47:50.220 for somebody that

00:47:51.780 was so powerful

00:47:52.400 and influential

00:47:53.020 and as crazy

00:47:54.100 and out of

00:47:54.400 control as the

00:47:54.860 world is

00:47:55.360 but I mean he

00:47:57.000 can't really say

00:47:57.640 much

00:47:58.040 because then

00:47:58.780 it's going to

00:47:59.020 look like you're

00:47:59.380 contradicting the

00:48:00.000 current president

00:48:00.360 I mean what

00:48:00.720 I mean but you

00:48:01.780 know 50% of

00:48:02.780 Americans do

00:48:03.320 believe we're

00:48:03.720 headed towards

00:48:04.140 civil war anyway

00:48:05.040 um which is

00:48:07.140 probably accurate

00:48:07.980 with all that

00:48:08.500 tells me is 50%

00:48:09.340 of Americans um

00:48:10.380 are not paying

00:48:11.760 attention

00:48:12.180 does half of

00:48:14.120 Americans expect

00:48:14.780 a seven US

00:48:15.460 a second US

00:48:16.600 civil war within

00:48:17.200 years more than

00:48:17.820 40% agree with

00:48:18.600 the great

00:48:19.200 replacement theory

00:48:20.240 and nearly a

00:48:21.180 fifth expect they

00:48:22.060 will choose to

00:48:22.560 bring a gun

00:48:23.380 to a violent

00:48:24.340 political role

00:48:24.940 alarming poll show

00:48:25.920 yeah when people

00:48:26.500 go to places that

00:48:27.260 they might get

00:48:27.780 shot at they

00:48:28.560 want to bring

00:48:28.940 one of their

00:48:29.400 own guns so

00:48:29.980 in case someone

00:48:30.420 tries to shoot

00:48:30.960 at them they'll

00:48:31.360 shoot back and

00:48:31.960 not die that's

00:48:32.760 not uncommon

00:48:33.420 because there's a

00:48:33.960 lot of guns in

00:48:34.440 your country so

00:48:34.940 you're going to

00:48:35.280 need to get used

00:48:35.780 to this America

00:48:36.400 this is not going

00:48:37.440 to go away this

00:48:38.320 is going to get

00:48:38.700 much much much

00:48:39.820 worse it's going

00:48:40.800 to get to the

00:48:41.220 point where

00:48:41.560 everyone's carrying

00:48:42.380 guns all the

00:48:43.180 time that will be

00:48:45.040 normal that will

00:48:45.840 be normal in

00:48:46.660 America within five

00:48:47.820 years everyone's

00:48:51.280 carrying guns all

00:48:52.460 the time I mean

00:48:53.340 maybe you're 17

00:48:54.120 year old kids like

00:48:56.040 it's not safe out

00:48:56.820 there take daddy's

00:48:58.240 gun you're going

00:48:58.620 to the grocery

00:48:58.980 store here take

00:48:59.620 my gun oh dad I

00:49:02.600 don't need to take

00:49:03.160 the fucking gun to

00:49:04.200 the grocery store

00:49:04.840 all right if you're

00:49:08.240 not back in 20

00:49:08.800 minutes I'm coming to

00:49:09.320 look for you that's

00:49:10.640 how fucking crazy it's

00:49:11.540 getting out there it's

00:49:12.900 so but you know what

00:49:13.400 I mean where there's

00:49:14.280 like the violence has

00:49:15.520 reached an uncomfortable

00:49:16.380 level where it's like

00:49:17.440 police protection is no

00:49:18.900 longer guaranteed it's

00:49:21.020 not even now police

00:49:21.860 protection already isn't

00:49:22.860 guaranteed in many

00:49:23.720 parts of like Chicago

00:49:24.600 Atlanta like there

00:49:25.900 are cities where it's

00:49:26.600 like sorry you're in

00:49:28.800 the jungle now I've

00:49:30.580 got every man for

00:49:31.260 himself in this

00:49:31.860 neighborhood buddy

00:49:32.460 that's crazy that's

00:49:35.200 lawless that's

00:49:35.860 anarchist I mean half

00:49:37.280 of Portland was under

00:49:38.260 occupation by

00:49:39.060 communists for a while

00:49:40.180 and there was no

00:49:40.980 power and it was just

00:49:41.940 you know roaming gangs

00:49:43.040 of armed thugs that

00:49:44.980 could be where you

00:49:45.640 live and because that

00:49:46.920 that's becoming more

00:49:47.880 prolific that's not like

00:49:48.960 a one-off and oh my

00:49:49.820 god remember that weird

00:49:50.660 summer in America it's

00:49:52.340 progressively getting

00:49:52.940 worse it ebbs and

00:49:53.660 flows right it gets

00:49:54.860 crazy and then it

00:49:55.480 cools off and it gets

00:49:56.080 crazy but the trend is

00:49:57.500 going up this way it's

00:50:00.120 not the lows are not

00:50:01.700 back down to like way

00:50:03.160 way before the Patriot

00:50:04.360 Act the lows are like

00:50:06.240 what was normal six you

00:50:07.640 know sick it was what

00:50:08.820 was crazy six months ago

00:50:09.980 now feels like not a

00:50:10.900 big deal we're already

00:50:13.840 living in a crazy like

00:50:14.960 this is nuts and

00:50:16.560 everyone's acting like

00:50:17.320 it's fine we went from

00:50:19.020 normal like you know

00:50:20.200 when I say normal I

00:50:21.320 mean you know in the

00:50:22.220 before times you know

00:50:24.720 before the COVID for the

00:50:26.760 Empire and now we've

00:50:31.620 then we went to lots of

00:50:32.500 crazy stuff but then

00:50:33.320 they we came back down

00:50:34.820 but we didn't go all the

00:50:35.380 way to normal because

00:50:36.040 we're still talking about

00:50:36.940 it people are still

00:50:37.440 doing it they're still

00:50:38.220 passports and they're

00:50:39.540 still you gotta get your

00:50:40.740 booster shot like and

00:50:42.240 all of this shit so it's

00:50:43.780 like so really we went

00:50:46.620 ahead and then we came

00:50:47.500 back but the net change

00:50:48.800 was we're like 20% more

00:50:51.300 insane we we went we

00:50:52.780 went up 20% is what we

00:50:53.940 did now now baseline of

00:50:56.700 normal life is yeah

00:50:58.060 sometimes there's

00:50:58.680 passports to buy food and

00:50:59.840 stuff and everyone

00:51:02.620 everywhere is getting

00:51:03.640 vaccines all the time

00:51:04.780 that's just how life is

00:51:06.440 now that's totally that's

00:51:07.460 fine that was not if you

00:51:09.020 told people that was that

00:51:10.320 was the scenario if you

00:51:11.460 explain this if I went

00:51:12.460 back into just just two

00:51:13.640 years ago two and a half

00:51:15.100 years ago and I

00:51:16.080 explained what this summer

00:51:17.140 right now is going to

00:51:18.120 look like and all of

00:51:19.020 the the previous things

00:51:20.100 that have happened up

00:51:21.120 until then they would

00:51:22.280 think you were completely

00:51:23.340 insane and yet we're

00:51:27.880 all just like you know

00:51:29.220 along for the word it's

00:51:31.060 like we're on a

00:51:31.500 roller coaster we can't

00:51:32.220 get off you're not

00:51:34.860 getting off nobody's

00:51:35.700 getting off not like

00:51:38.320 that it's not a I know

00:51:41.140 it's not a children's

00:51:42.040 show Billy nobody wants

00:51:46.540 so your your own kids

00:51:47.740 are here for this guy

00:51:49.020 anyway you know America

00:51:52.780 hey more than two

00:51:55.800 thirds of respondents to

00:51:56.680 the poll said they saw a

00:51:57.660 serious threat to our

00:51:58.460 democracy and 50% agreed

00:52:00.460 with the statement that

00:52:01.020 in the next few years

00:52:01.640 there will be civil war

00:52:02.620 in the United States

00:52:03.300 more than 40% having

00:52:05.580 said having a strong

00:52:06.720 leader was more

00:52:07.460 important than

00:52:08.380 democracy and that

00:52:09.780 native-born white people

00:52:11.000 are being replaced by

00:52:11.860 immigrants a racist

00:52:12.760 belief known as the

00:52:13.420 great replacement theory

00:52:14.280 well that's just your

00:52:15.000 like opinion man

00:52:16.540 researchers researchers

00:52:18.760 also uncovered a

00:52:19.600 growing inclination to

00:52:20.500 settle political roles

00:52:21.240 with violence you think

00:52:22.300 so because one side is

00:52:24.780 just taking all of the

00:52:25.880 shit and cheating and

00:52:27.680 lying and literally just

00:52:29.760 stealing with reckless

00:52:30.640 abandon sometimes in in

00:52:32.280 actual physical stealing

00:52:33.940 I mean looting of

00:52:34.800 stores store how many

00:52:36.500 businesses and shops

00:52:37.700 have been looted and I

00:52:39.240 mean my god look at

00:52:40.120 California you can steal

00:52:42.320 five there's places where

00:52:43.880 it's like if it's less

00:52:44.620 than five thousand

00:52:45.300 dollars you can't arrest

00:52:46.580 them for shoplifting or

00:52:47.340 prosecute them or

00:52:47.940 whatever so people are

00:52:48.800 just stealing TVs and

00:52:49.820 stealing whatever it's

00:52:50.500 how much is that three

00:52:51.400 thousand dollars it's

00:52:52.120 mine now bye I mean

00:52:54.140 because woke I mean

00:52:55.520 that's insane that's

00:52:56.440 crazy we've already

00:52:58.480 descended into complete

00:52:59.420 madness already you know

00:53:00.460 what I mean it's like

00:53:01.120 you've you like this is

00:53:04.900 what they don't

00:53:05.400 understand you you you

00:53:08.180 you you idiots you

00:53:09.680 stupid but hey this is

00:53:11.680 what we're doing so you

00:53:12.880 you took me to this

00:53:13.760 dance all right I

00:53:15.020 didn't want to come

00:53:15.740 here none of us wanted

00:53:16.720 to come here but now

00:53:17.880 we're here and I will

00:53:18.840 dance your fucking face

00:53:20.560 right off I will dance

00:53:22.320 your fucking face right

00:53:23.140 off because you know

00:53:23.740 what you did is you

00:53:25.100 well you broke the

00:53:26.860 rules see you broke the

00:53:32.540 rules because there were

00:53:33.520 certain there were

00:53:34.140 certain things you could

00:53:34.880 do and get away with and

00:53:35.680 there are certain things

00:53:36.220 that you didn't there

00:53:36.680 was just some things you

00:53:37.420 didn't you just didn't

00:53:38.340 do but you unlocked the

00:53:43.380 door to crazy you

00:53:46.780 stopped playing normal

00:53:48.140 like we were we'd fight

00:53:49.500 we'd have our

00:53:49.920 differences but there

00:53:50.700 was a standard there was

00:53:51.820 a moral standard there

00:53:53.400 was a line there was you

00:53:54.620 know I mean look at you

00:53:56.940 got you guys have gone so

00:53:58.040 far so you just unlocked

00:53:59.300 the cheat code to crazy

00:54:00.860 town and just are you

00:54:02.400 doing whatever the fuck

00:54:03.900 you want to do you're

00:54:05.820 just gonna do anything

00:54:06.720 huh you're just shooting

00:54:07.680 whistleblowers now and

00:54:08.960 you're we're just oh yeah

00:54:10.660 okay and you're just did

00:54:12.240 you see what what's going

00:54:13.120 on with Alex Jones's

00:54:14.000 trial they told him he's

00:54:15.100 not allowed to use the

00:54:16.080 First Amendment as a

00:54:17.140 defense in America what in

00:54:22.420 the fuck so so you're if

00:54:24.080 you're just gonna do

00:54:24.640 whatever the fuck you want

00:54:25.860 there's a there's a there's

00:54:27.960 a well I'm just wait then

00:54:30.260 the other side is

00:54:31.540 eventually inevitably going

00:54:33.080 to realize that they all

00:54:34.520 then it might as well do

00:54:35.860 whatever the fuck it wants

00:54:37.380 you know like if they

00:54:39.880 realize you start cheating

00:54:40.840 then they'll start

00:54:41.420 cheating and if you're

00:54:42.900 doing all this greasy

00:54:43.620 fucked up stuff like well

00:54:44.520 I'm fucked why why don't

00:54:45.340 why don't we if it's gonna

00:54:46.960 be like that it's gonna be

00:54:48.580 like oh you're gonna send

00:54:49.280 people to you know people's

00:54:50.300 houses with knives and

00:54:51.480 you're taking shots at

00:54:52.700 congressmen and you're

00:54:53.640 fucking showing up at

00:54:54.840 judges houses I'm gonna

00:54:56.180 kill you you're you're

00:54:57.600 getting in cars and you're

00:55:00.160 running people over where

00:55:04.480 is that piece of trash

00:55:05.620 where are you Zagrak yeah

00:55:13.260 this this kind of stuff

00:55:14.860 you're getting away with

00:55:15.620 you know where was this

00:55:19.260 reporting how does no I

00:55:21.200 mentioned this every time I

00:55:22.200 was talking to my dad about

00:55:22.940 this the other day like the

00:55:25.200 reason I say this because

00:55:26.220 there are still lots of

00:55:27.580 people that don't even know

00:55:28.800 that this happened that

00:55:29.960 there was an act of

00:55:30.740 political terrorism in

00:55:31.900 Canada during the trucker

00:55:32.780 convoy and it was by

00:55:33.860 literally Antifa an Antifa

00:55:35.520 member a well-known

00:55:37.240 Winnipeg Antifa member

00:55:38.600 and convicted sex pest

00:55:41.460 David Zagrak got in his

00:55:44.080 jeep patriot and ran over

00:55:45.360 four fucking people man

00:55:46.680 well I didn't hear about

00:55:49.520 that exactly they're doing

00:55:52.720 whatever the fuck they want

00:55:54.320 they will literally cover up

00:55:56.120 and hide attempted murder

00:55:57.860 because it's the it's

00:55:59.500 inconvenient politically

00:56:00.860 that's how fucking serious

00:56:02.320 this has gotten this is

00:56:03.980 like war there's no there's

00:56:05.580 nothing there's no rules

00:56:06.480 now if that's what we're

00:56:08.920 going to do if they're just

00:56:09.660 going to keep doing crazy

00:56:10.600 shit like this and then

00:56:11.740 you've got then you've got

00:56:13.940 commissioner pumpkin face

00:56:15.260 and fish man

00:56:17.480 argue and and they're like

00:56:21.800 listen who told you who said

00:56:24.460 to put use the evidence from

00:56:28.140 the port-a-peak massacre and

00:56:29.340 send it into the media for

00:56:30.380 political effect did you tell

00:56:33.800 her to say that no I wasn't

00:56:35.280 mean absolutely not I but you

00:56:38.140 said that he told you to say

00:56:39.300 that well I what I what I well

00:56:41.520 I mean he's so yes but I would

00:56:44.200 know but yes but up well did you

00:56:47.900 ask her to do that I was

00:56:49.120 absolutely not okay well I can't

00:56:53.420 get a straight answer to him

00:56:54.260 what are you what are you saying

00:56:55.560 is what happened well it's um

00:56:57.260 you know I don't have you know

00:56:58.500 cabinet privilege and if there's

00:57:00.100 and I I need a I need to go potty

00:57:02.580 what is fuck man for fuck sakes you

00:57:08.360 can't you fucking can't you can't

00:57:10.820 keep doing this

00:57:11.940 do you have any fucking idea what

00:57:16.760 you're asking for and it's not

00:57:18.020 gonna be me I'm gonna be

00:57:19.040 standing there going well look

00:57:20.220 what you did look what you

00:57:21.480 fucking did now look what you

00:57:23.520 did you happy you proud of

00:57:24.640 yourself did you go did you do

00:57:26.340 good you happy now you're

00:57:29.360 unlocking the floodgates to just

00:57:30.860 come whatever literally anything

00:57:32.640 because the rules are only

00:57:37.700 followed if both people are

00:57:40.360 following the rules and you're

00:57:41.480 not so why should we why should

00:57:45.240 anyone hence the breakdown of

00:57:48.360 society that's how it works

00:57:49.520 have you not noticed it

00:57:50.660 breaking down everywhere it's

00:57:52.680 happening it doesn't happen

00:57:54.660 overnight slow at first for a long

00:57:58.240 time and then someday the bottom

00:58:00.140 just drops out I'm not the only

00:58:03.780 one that thinks this either

00:58:04.580 apparently uh Rand Paul is a is a

00:58:06.780 radical fascist neo-fascist

00:58:08.660 accelerationist Rand Paul is a is a

00:58:10.840 diagonal member he's one of our

00:58:12.540 most uh powerful he's it's been a

00:58:14.340 secret this whole time but now he's

00:58:16.020 come out with um some

00:58:16.960 accelerationist rhetoric that only you

00:58:19.640 know accelerate he would say right

00:58:22.600 stuff like that this is where

00:58:25.080 congressman Rand Paul says there's

00:58:26.840 going to come a day of reckoning

00:58:28.300 where people will rise up and say

00:58:30.580 we've had enough yeah every thinking

00:58:32.880 knowing every brain every man in the

00:58:34.960 world whose brains works woman

00:58:36.380 everyone even children can tell you

00:58:38.960 that at some point it's gone too far

00:58:41.180 and there's a reaction this is all

00:58:42.580 this is just nature

00:58:43.500 and you're just greedily out of

00:58:48.660 control just trying to literally take

00:58:49.960 everything and and it's like

00:58:51.280 do you understand what the possible

00:58:54.600 reactions are

00:58:55.380 like what the likely reactions are once

00:58:58.640 this goes too far we're not talking

00:58:59.880 there's not going to be a

00:59:00.460 referendum

00:59:00.920 there's not going to be a there's

00:59:04.480 not going to be a cancel campaign

00:59:06.160 there's not going to be a hashtag

00:59:07.680 there's not going to be a celebrity

00:59:09.260 awareness

00:59:09.840 they're not going to launch a fucking

00:59:11.340 ice bucket challenge video that's

00:59:13.540 not what it's going to be it's going

00:59:14.860 to be men with guns and masks and

00:59:17.300 things are nobody gives a fuck anymore

00:59:19.400 because you're just you can just lock

00:59:22.260 people up and not yeah fuck it yeah

00:59:24.720 we'll just have sham trials we'll just

00:59:27.080 convict people in the media we'll just

00:59:28.820 steal their money we'll just steal the

00:59:30.860 presidency

00:59:31.500 too we'll just do that we'll just do

00:59:33.860 whatever the fuck we want we'll do

00:59:35.860 drugs right in the right in the

00:59:37.460 building right in the building you

00:59:39.240 know the UK prime you could just have

00:59:40.980 the drug dog oh so what there's

00:59:42.720 cocaine all over my house who gives a

00:59:44.860 fuck I do whatever I want I do

00:59:46.840 whatever I want you see the Canadian

00:59:48.760 prime minister he's paying his own

00:59:50.560 family with their money and he doesn't

00:59:53.300 give a fuck and they all know it and

00:59:55.200 they don't do anything about it no one

00:59:57.540 does shit we can do whatever we want

01:00:00.860 at some point that's that's not going

01:00:06.400 to be the case man and how do you

01:00:10.100 you I mean every every aspect of this

01:00:17.240 thing is corrupt every every aspect of

01:00:20.780 it the media is totally corrupt the

01:00:24.740 government's totally corrupt and it

01:00:26.620 appears where this is the last straw and

01:00:28.860 if if the judicial branch is corrupt

01:00:32.360 then it's over there is no way to

01:00:35.820 there's no way to fight this anymore

01:00:37.560 nothing except physically which is a

01:00:39.540 nightmare scenario how are people

01:00:42.480 supposed I mean how would you what

01:00:43.720 would you expect people to do if you're

01:00:46.640 in Cambodia you know or if you're in

01:00:49.240 you know red China you know and they're

01:00:52.800 like yeah so your opinions are now

01:00:54.380 illegal if you say anything like that

01:00:56.760 you're we're gonna put you in prison

01:00:57.900 and you're gonna like it or or like I

01:01:00.500 said we're fucking come to get your

01:01:01.700 ass all right that's how it is

01:01:04.700 anybody that fucks around you go to

01:01:06.140 maybe we just disappear just go to jail

01:01:07.760 we'll give you a trial but you're gonna

01:01:09.720 be guilty obviously and it's you're just

01:01:11.180 you know you're guilty because of who

01:01:13.220 you are not because of what you did

01:01:14.500 come on

01:01:15.500 what would you say what are people

01:01:18.680 supposed to do in that situation

01:01:19.960 pray harder you know

01:01:22.920 so so in order to avoid that scenario

01:01:27.740 which leads to blood in the streets

01:01:29.740 this must be challenged and resisted in

01:01:34.040 every single way it tries to get into

01:01:36.980 your house

01:01:37.540 because if once it's in your house

01:01:39.720 it's gonna make a huge mess

01:01:41.800 and it's people are gonna get hurt

01:01:44.960 and they're like we don't care we want

01:01:49.140 what we want we want it right now

01:01:50.700 okay well let's see how long this clip

01:01:55.780 is

01:01:56.180 why would it play all right tonight yet

01:01:58.860 another example left-wing violence the

01:02:00.840 same radical group offering bounties for

01:02:03.340 the locations of any conservative

01:02:05.420 supreme court justice they're now

01:02:07.340 attempting to shut down the Canada's

01:02:09.220 basically at this stage as well according

01:02:11.080 to this group zegarac ran over four

01:02:12.940 people didn't even talk about it ever

01:02:14.380 again

01:02:14.980 senator rampaul no stranger himself to

01:02:17.880 violent agitators ran over four

01:02:19.780 people at the freedom convoy uh

01:02:21.280 demonstration in winnipeg by the way

01:02:22.440 not just random people it was

01:02:23.760 political terrorism

01:02:24.540 when it's the senator and his wife

01:02:27.040 surrounded by senator rampaul

01:02:28.700 all right hannity i don't give a shit

01:02:29.740 ultimately initially a clinton judge

01:02:33.620 gave him one month which is what you

01:02:35.320 might get for shoplifting came back

01:02:37.560 later and another democrat appointed

01:02:39.400 judge but a more fair-minded democrat

01:02:41.020 appointed judge gave me another eight

01:02:42.960 months so he got nine months but we

01:02:45.140 still have our major newspapers both

01:02:47.320 the louisville courier and the lexington

01:02:48.760 herald writing op-eds saying that it was

01:02:51.600 justified the attack on me was

01:02:53.780 justified and that i deserved it

01:02:55.500 because i'm somehow a provocative

01:02:57.500 person that my interviewing my style of

01:03:00.440 interviewing fauci and others is

01:03:01.920 provocative

01:03:02.420 and that's what and that's that's

01:03:04.160 what people would say

01:03:04.960 that's what people would say in

01:03:07.800 canada right now

01:03:08.560 say if say if max bernier got attacked

01:03:13.720 in public

01:03:14.200 some of some of them that would say

01:03:17.860 well he deserved it

01:03:18.640 he's a piece of shit and and that side

01:03:21.380 is becoming more powerful and and uh

01:03:23.940 louder not not quieter right do you

01:03:26.060 understand my concern

01:03:27.000 because they're getting away with

01:03:29.560 attempted murders and murders now

01:03:31.080 they're just getting away with it

01:03:32.940 you're literally being attacked in the

01:03:38.240 streets

01:03:38.580 some people

01:03:40.060 and it's like oh well you know we

01:03:44.220 can uh

01:03:45.080 well write a petition you know see and

01:03:48.220 if uh you know you go through the

01:03:49.700 legal system to try and challenge any

01:03:51.020 of this and that doesn't work

01:03:52.000 hmm

01:03:53.420 what happens then

01:03:54.520 therefore i deserve violence they're

01:03:56.720 still saying that in the newspaper

01:03:58.200 one of our newspapers employed

01:04:00.680 a young man who tried to assassinate the mayor mayoral candidate of louisville

01:04:06.180 he got two days in prison and he was released

01:04:09.780 the black lives matter bailed him out after two days and he worked for the louisville courier

01:04:15.020 we now have a new writer for the louisville courier who's been arrested for violent assault

01:04:20.020 and now he's writing that the violence against me was justified but he's previously been convicted of assault

01:04:26.920 also so yeah the left wing is egging this on and if we want it to end we've got to lock people up

01:04:33.520 the violent people need to be put away for as long as we can put them away

01:04:36.760 it seems like okay in real time i was on the radio on january 6th i condemned what was happening

01:04:43.180 i condemned it that night on this show

01:04:45.020 and yet in the summer of 2020 your democratic colleagues were either completely silent because

01:04:52.020 it was their base that was involved in the looting the rioting the arson

01:04:56.020 the attacks on police thousands of cops injured dozens dead billions in property damage

01:05:01.520 574 riots very few prosecutions in this case even though we have a wealth of evidence uh we're the

01:05:10.700 democrats that are lecturing us on the need for safety and security uh on the one riot why aren't

01:05:16.840 they speaking out against the 574 other riots where's that committee think about that think about this

01:05:24.620 they don't think like us like they don't care it's it's you know we we say it like sarcastically

01:05:29.060 like oh it's okay when they do it and they believe yes it is it is okay when we do it because you're

01:05:34.060 we're better than you the irony is like they're supremacists right they can do whatever they want

01:05:40.560 because they're better than you and you think the wrong things and you're you know worse so you know

01:05:46.620 things that happen to you you deserve to you deserve them anyway and if i do something to you well you

01:05:52.340 fucking had it coming i mean i'm the i'm we're all the perpetual victims of you you're evil we hate you

01:05:57.040 you're nazis remember you have to die really i mean really that's what we're going to get to

01:06:02.480 isn't it how long is it going to be till then you want to talk about dangerous you know phrases ology

01:06:08.760 and stuff they want to use and calling people pejoratives and this kind of thing and categorizing

01:06:12.380 and othering folks because he's talking about the jews no he said jews what happens if you go around

01:06:19.440 just calling everybody nazis all the time and normalizing that is that not some kind of that's kind

01:06:25.260 of a racial slur in a way isn't it why because i'm a white guy with conservative opinions i'm a

01:06:30.660 fucking nazi really that sounds kind of racist doesn't it

01:06:36.500 and what did we do with the all right we killed all those guys and i'm that

01:06:42.820 oh uh you think i'm the same as all those guys that we had that we killed hung them up killed them all

01:06:49.120 yeah every one of them we caught hung them even teenage kids hung them yep they were evil had

01:06:55.840 to kill them all and you think i'm that so what does that mean you think should be done with me

01:07:00.740 exactly they're just hiding it they're just hiding it this is what they believe they hate you and they

01:07:06.060 want you to die they're just hiding it

01:07:07.860 if you if you ever get a chance listen to them in private oh man and they think we're crazy and they

01:07:17.020 think we're violent and saying these people are bloodthirsty maniacs

01:07:19.840 they are they're violent they're unhinged they remember the stuff they're getting away with trump

01:07:28.580 like

01:07:28.980 cutting his head i remember that oh i cut off his head big deal it was an effigy he's like are you

01:07:35.360 saying are you like i mean

01:07:37.360 and it wasn't one or two people it was a lot of people it was getting it was getting out of control

01:07:44.300 and you know people start to think like are they just are they just crazy

01:07:52.680 are they evil are they both many of them are actually crazy and i don't mean like

01:08:02.140 oh my god they they've got you know two men are getting married that's crazy i don't i don't mean

01:08:07.760 that i don't mean like 1950s like uptight guy that like that's crazy i mean you're literally your brain

01:08:13.480 is is like shepherd's pie it's like i'm it's just a mess if it's not it's all fucked up

01:08:20.680 it's a shepherd's pie it's been dropped on the floor you're you're very you're a

01:08:24.940 by any definition in any other time period before woke ever happened people would put you in an asylum

01:08:30.840 and study you to try and figure out what the fuck was going on in your head

01:08:35.140 no am i wrong am i so i know i don't post on here like ever but i need help because i have no

01:08:43.780 fucking idea what to do with this one of my alters sunny um our our inner i i'm going to alt what what

01:08:52.300 i think she but is pretending to be a he but i don't know an altar is an alternate personality

01:09:00.520 comes out of the magical forest that lives inside its head our world is surrounded by a forest and

01:09:08.880 occasionally new alters will come out from that forest like our demon altar shuhiel emerged oh yes

01:09:14.980 of course so generally our consensus is don't go into the forest but sunny's pretty new he formed at

01:09:21.720 christmas he formed or technically fortly thereafter but whatever and no one told him i guess not to go

01:09:29.740 into the forest so he just kind of disappeared for a few days maybe even a few weeks i don't know i

01:09:35.520 wasn't really keeping tabs he reappeared the other day you weren't you weren't keeping tabs on your

01:09:40.940 alternate personalities as they pranced about the inner forest that is the fractured nightmare

01:09:45.600 chernobyl of your fucking mind with a dog i don't think the dog is an altar

01:09:52.480 but he has a dog now i see does dog have a name like is this a thing that could happen or am i

01:10:02.680 actually am i are you crazy oh yes unfortunately very much so that's that's why you're here in my

01:10:08.340 sanitarium what kind of dog that matters it could be a large dog a small dog um and is it what color

01:10:15.160 does that you know it's an interesting clue as to what the hell is going on with your fucking

01:10:20.340 broken mind yeah you're crazy that's where we left off i have got too much on my plate to like

01:10:28.480 actually try and delve into this like meditate on it and try to contact my alters and you know

01:10:33.100 ask everyone about it oh you can contact them you can talk to them how does and you meditate and

01:10:38.540 then you speak to them right do they one at a time is it a group conversation you know what i mean

01:10:43.880 like what are we talking about here so so you hear multiple voices in your head that appear to

01:10:52.340 have their own personalities and do any of them like take over and you become a different personality

01:11:00.300 and oh you do you do how many how many of these are there a dozen a dozen and now one of them has a

01:11:08.660 a pet a puppy interesting i see and you work at the white house oh that's that's excellent that's

01:11:16.960 interesting because it's finals week i just does anyone have any advice or has anyone experienced

01:11:23.620 something similar to this where they one of their alters just now has a pet in the inner world

01:11:28.460 because i don't know what to do no i know i don't post on here like no no one has this problem

01:11:37.520 when one of your alter no people don't have alternate ego personalities that is an extremely

01:11:44.980 serious mental affliction you are not safe do you understand to be around or to be around by yourself

01:11:52.920 you're dangerously on do you do you fucking understand you're dangerously unwell

01:11:58.140 that's not that is very very very bad we've known this for a long time but recently if you if you put

01:12:06.700 a rainbow shirt on apparently then you can be as crazy as you fucking want and no one can say

01:12:12.420 you can just do whatever you want that family guy joke oh you're odd trans oh you are i'm sorry i

01:12:18.000 didn't realize you can do whatever you want all the time my mistake

01:12:21.360 like you guys heard that right yeah okay some of the some of the chats like what what is yeah

01:12:30.520 they're insane dude these are these are the people calling you nazis

01:12:36.000 you understand like you need to go and follow that's from libs of tiktok there's got a twitter

01:12:41.980 account it's just basically someone was like i'm just gonna show you them that's it i'm gonna show

01:12:47.700 you what they do and it's fucking mental it's all like that it's all crazy crazy shit

01:12:56.900 i saw one today where it was a teacher in a high school and he turned his kid's classroom into a

01:13:04.580 nightclub and it's just covered in like nightclub stuff and lights and gay flags everywhere and he's

01:13:11.140 like i'm like this is their high school what the fuck this is not appropriate at all

01:13:15.660 what are you doing are you lost have you lost your fucking mind my altar told me to do it

01:13:23.540 no oh wow oh my lord

01:13:29.420 what oh you know i'm sure it'll be fine

01:13:43.020 nothing's gonna happen nothing's gonna happen you know i think what'll happen is um they're just

01:13:53.900 gonna keep going more and more insane and crazy and uh you know like ran paul said eventually there's

01:13:59.040 gonna well let's see let's finish what he said because it's worth uh it's worth listening to

01:14:02.800 all right tonight yeah there's probably gonna be an issue you know it's just how it's gonna go guys

01:14:09.020 happen decade after decade there's gonna be a day that people are gonna wake up and say we've had

01:14:13.740 enough we're gonna vote for law and order and lee zeldon is the law and order candidate so i think there

01:14:18.940 is a chance that people will say i don't care black white whatever i'm not associated with any party

01:14:24.940 i want a stop to the crime and we have to put people in jail i think that's coming

01:14:29.980 i don't know how it's gonna go down but he's right people are gonna it's gonna get it's good they're

01:14:39.740 gonna snap dude they're gonna fucking snap and and they have they have no plan for that

01:14:46.380 you you have no way to control what's gonna happen none none at all i've seen your i'm familiar with

01:14:55.120 your military state especially in canada i know where the loyalties are at i know what i know what

01:15:00.520 it's like in there i know the attrition crisis i know the morale crisis i know this is not gonna go

01:15:06.540 your fucking way man it's not so bring it on then if we're gonna dance let's dance i brought my

01:15:15.860 dancing shoes onlyfans.com you want to dance with me i'd dance with me come on

01:15:25.700 we're gonna open your eyes

01:15:27.900 frustration domination to the range of the new generation

01:15:33.020 we're in it we're dying and we're never gonna stop

01:15:37.020 stop trying

01:15:38.020 stop trying

01:15:40.700 stop trying

01:15:43.140 stop trying

01:15:45.340 stop playing with toys

01:15:48.380 vick gotnick is back he's back on rumble vick gotnick and he says how dare you how dare you

01:15:58.420 nelson 73 so it's official mental health professionals have confirmed that jt's new haircut

01:16:03.520 was supposed to happen due to his tendencies textbook outcome for all psychopaths

01:16:09.380 what is that true that could be actually true are you serious right now i've never thought of

01:16:17.720 that that might be uh i just said to morgan the other day too i know i remember reading this

01:16:22.640 is that uh frequent rapid changes in someone's appearance how they like like if i just shaved

01:16:28.180 my beard off tomorrow and then cut my hair really short like not long after and then dyed it green

01:16:34.060 and then got a nose ring and a face tattoo that is a that is a symptom of some something's going

01:16:39.380 real sideways in somebody's head they're not doing well when they start doing stuff like that

01:16:43.540 and um he's changed his appearance several times quickly in the last year and a half hasn't he's

01:16:48.960 kind of like it's like he's having an identity crisis first he's like uh you know al borland's

01:16:54.120 like weird gay uncle with the beard and the hair and he's like oh coming out all kind of tired

01:16:59.080 like i don't know the tool time guy i don't know why he popped into my head

01:17:04.600 then he then he's like young again he's like sorry just kidding i got rid of my gray beard and i

01:17:10.920 gotta you know haircut because the election and stuff and now he's like i'm shaved my head now i'm a baby

01:17:17.020 look at me i'm a little baby like what are you doing man like women can sometimes do that but

01:17:24.220 like men it's like why do you look different every six months what's going on with you you all right

01:17:29.740 nope definitely not chris jason says how do you think the midterms in the united states are going

01:17:35.920 to go down this november will there be fraud again or or do we the republicans actually take over the

01:17:40.120 house and stop the nonsense they're they're what they're going to be watching for it now the

01:17:45.340 republicans are going to be watching for the because they know how it went they got dinesh

01:17:48.400 to suze's movie like they pulled their they fired up and now i don't know and people are really tired

01:17:55.040 of the shit like it's really hard to imagine he's so unpopular he's the most unpopular president in

01:17:59.540 contemporary times he's much less popular than trump ever was at his worst it's like no one no one

01:18:05.080 believes any of this shenanigans anymore um you know if they come in and go surprise hillary got

01:18:12.440 90 million votes she's the mostest mostest popular person president in history yay like there's no way

01:18:20.060 it would be war i think

01:18:21.140 yeah that's a very that's a very american thing to do in my opinion this is so they so america is just

01:18:35.500 there and they walked up and they just fucking hit him in the face and he spits on blood on the ground

01:18:42.200 and goes excuse me if they hit him again he's gonna beat the fuck out of them but he's giving

01:18:50.020 them like the out right like did you just do what i think you just did you want to you mind explaining

01:18:56.400 what the fuck just happened here because if you don't and if you pull that shit again i am gonna

01:19:01.380 fuck you like i own you do you understand

01:19:06.980 go back to the beginning i don't know what you were thinking i was minding my own business and

01:19:13.020 then you punched me in the face

01:19:14.440 you mind fucking explaining that for me for i tie you to a chair and smash your fingers to pieces

01:19:22.980 one at a time with a fucking hammer

01:19:24.580 i will cut your fucking eyelids off man don't you ever fucking do that again you know i don't know

01:19:32.700 i don't think it's gonna go well people will put up with shit for a while but when it's once it

01:19:36.580 becomes gratuitously like i'm just taking straight advantage like crazy and i don't care what happens

01:19:40.620 that again the doorway to crazy gets opened and then well if you're doing crazy then we'll do crazy

01:19:47.340 you know and it just spirals out of control it would be great to not have to do that i would

01:19:51.960 really love that but apparently the left is very intent on pushing things as far as possible

01:19:57.060 until everything just goes completely to hell um i gotta scroll back here i got that one

01:20:03.020 godzilla unchained says the esg score of this ragecast is above maximum mandated net zero limit

01:20:08.160 fucking bite me you are hereby ordered to terminate your broadcast within the next three minutes

01:20:14.200 kind regards wef chief involvement officer and u.s congressman eyepatch mccain

01:20:20.640 yeah he just basically took over being mccain didn't he that was so disappointing man

01:20:27.760 it just goes to show you um you know just because somebody was in the military does not mean they're

01:20:34.160 a good person that does not mean anything like i said you can you can have good people and bad

01:20:37.700 people everywhere doesn't matter anyone is corruptible anyone could be evil anyone can be a piece of

01:20:45.520 shit but he was a navy seal doesn't matter he was an evil one

01:20:51.600 you know because it was always it's always been about him it was about him that's why he was in

01:20:59.300 there he wanted to be a navy seal for him want to be a big shot for him now he's a congressman for him

01:21:05.760 he doesn't care about those guys doesn't care about anything it's all about him it's always been about

01:21:10.520 him just good at hiding it a lot of them are that's what the best ones are these aren't like

01:21:16.480 these aren't your typical like ex-girlfriend narcissists you know what i mean these are like

01:21:20.080 professional ones these are real good these are the these are the like the nhl this is like major

01:21:25.520 league baseball of of bad people you know like cutthroat psychopath uh business types and and uh

01:21:33.740 very ambitious psychopaths and sociopaths like these you know that's most of that world and

01:21:40.400 they're all they're all competing with each other so it's very greasy and gross and fucked up

01:21:46.180 so it says a lot about somebody that really wants to do that i mean really want really really wants to

01:21:54.240 be a part of that instead of and then except the other the other point of view is holy shit look how

01:22:01.880 corrupt and gross this is this is crazy i can't believe we're doing this somebody's got to say

01:22:07.340 something unless you're doing that if you're not doing that you're part of the problem in my opinion

01:22:11.720 now this beer is even stronger than the first one a little taller greener she's irish you know

01:22:19.680 maybe she's an irish girl you know 5.6 alcohol yeah she is

01:22:24.320 where is this made coming up next the next segment i'm not what am i talking about

01:22:31.880 sponsored by sierra nevada pale hill hmm does it oh where is this from north carolina

01:22:41.040 america she's an american girl and uh and and what are we uh there's no story

01:22:47.440 you know coming family owned and operated and argued over nice another funny little you know

01:22:54.480 nice okay okay and there's uh pictures of mountains and stuff sierra nevada maybe maybe is it from

01:23:02.280 nevada but it says north carolina so i don't i don't know why it would what's in a name you know

01:23:09.420 really just uh really just wasting time so i figure out what they uh what the hell i'm talking about

01:23:13.080 uh to be honest with you

01:23:14.640 scotian lady says wasn't it all bummers dream to run things from behind the scenes after he finished

01:23:20.280 two terms i don't know if i never paid that much attention to him other than to make fun of him

01:23:23.360 um wouldn't surprise me if he's still running the democratic party no

01:23:27.920 tim or hill dog that's what i do

01:23:33.040 sergeant rock uh oh and i missed that cheers to the folks in this community

01:23:40.720 yes to still sergeant rocks is speaking of stealing your money how about those banks and

01:23:44.880 china your money is now the government's yeah i saw that

01:23:47.000 no you can't withdraw dimes suffer more slaves they're complete what and what are they supposed

01:23:51.360 to do and they don't have guns either but that's the difference there's lots of guns in north america

01:23:55.260 that's the one key difference

01:23:56.960 to to

01:23:59.600 no it's going to be very hard to find people with the bravery in enough numbers to like

01:24:05.480 storm a police station or something completely unarmed like that's going to take a lot of balls

01:24:10.640 you know in china to do that most of you are probably going to get killed like you'd have to be

01:24:15.180 ready to die in the hundreds to swarm the building to fast enough because the first fucking 20 guys

01:24:21.340 are going down right and you have to be willing to do that

01:24:24.460 to then you know get their guns and then hopefully try to like that's the only that's your only move

01:24:31.000 right

01:24:31.220 but if all of those guys also had ak-47s it would be a lot harder for the uh you know the police and

01:24:42.400 the military and stuff to push them around because they're outnumbered a hundred to one

01:24:47.280 that's the point that's the point like why should i be if why should any of us be have any we should

01:24:53.860 be concerned like they're on our team right

01:24:57.700 like if i'm a cop or if i'm a soldier if i'm a government official why would i be concerned about

01:25:05.640 a law-abiding you know peaceful citizen having weapons he's on he's on my team he's with me

01:25:13.640 why do i give a shit unless he's not with you unless you're like i i want to disarm all of those

01:25:21.300 people not criminals i'm not even gonna do anything to address that i want to disarm all of the regular

01:25:26.820 honest folks that are pay their taxes and vote and believe in the system and all that i want to

01:25:31.280 disarm them why the fuck would you want to do that

01:25:34.780 that sounds crazy that sounds like you're up to something you know what i mean why would you

01:25:44.560 feel like you're scared of those people why are you scared of them why would you be scared of your

01:25:47.400 own people are you planning to do something to them are you doing something that they find out

01:25:51.420 about they're not gonna like

01:25:52.660 hmm because in that scenario if they were figuring something out that if you do the math and go oh

01:26:01.200 shit if they find out about this i'm a dead man and then you're like fuck i better get their guns before

01:26:06.540 they figure this out that couldn't be it that that seems a lot more likely

01:26:09.740 they seem real intent on making sure everybody doesn't have guns or weapons or any ways to defend

01:26:15.580 themselves just like in china and then in china they can just take your uh take your bank account

01:26:19.880 oh well oh oh wait you can do that in canada now too blink how long were you asleep was it one

01:26:26.940 second it doesn't matter that's how fast canada changes and now we live in a country where the

01:26:31.600 government can take your bank account permanently because it doesn't like you're up to that didn't

01:26:37.820 used to be a thing now it is it is now i went away with the emergency act no it didn't nope

01:26:44.080 no the fin track stuff stayed in yep now they just rush that through there you like that you

01:26:50.680 like that you like how that keeps happening and they keep just getting more little tools and ways

01:26:53.840 to just come after you if they don't like it it's so strange certosis can we all agree can we all

01:27:00.060 just agree to going back to burning people at the stake and putting in the insane in asylums and

01:27:04.660 those who refuse get the dumpster well that creature probably should have gone to asylum

01:27:09.940 uh did any one of your other alter egos you know that lives inside the inner mind forest that you

01:27:16.800 know come and it came out with a pet today and i'm like oh my god what and and was it was doing

01:27:24.380 like university term papers it sounded like like to do what what are you studying what kind of job

01:27:30.820 is this person going to have soon in the world so they're going to university so it's not mcdonald's

01:27:39.940 is it like the is it going to be like the the medical receptionist at your doctor's office

01:27:46.640 is it going to be your doctor

01:27:48.440 a pilot who the hell knows but there's legitimately like a lot of them are just crazy now

01:27:58.440 so that's something we have to live that's something you can look forward to is that

01:28:04.080 there's crazy people just walk like completely out of their minds completely totally out of their

01:28:08.420 mind schizophrenic the whole thing and they're just walking around nobody's keeping an eye

01:28:15.120 on them nobody's watching hey you know what in canada sometimes i just cut the heads off of people

01:28:19.800 on buses remember that guy he's out now by the way he's out of jail and but don't worry he's fine

01:28:27.060 he's gonna take pills now okay so he he did you know saw someone's head off while they were sleeping

01:28:33.300 on a bus for no reason at all other than he's crazy and he's out and he's walking around right now maybe

01:28:39.300 where you live but don't worry he's got pills he probably is still taking them nobody's really

01:28:44.620 keeping trying nobody's really looking at keeping track of him but we're sure he'll he'll he'll remember

01:28:48.140 to keep taking them fuck me man

01:28:51.600 it's you know we're not even trying anymore are we godzilla unchained he says for 12.95 bitcoin

01:29:00.380 inventor satoshi nakamoto purchased the dna of every wf member on earth he and two young mormon

01:29:07.400 youtubers have used blockchain i've got him for a second i'm like please be real you know i'm like

01:29:11.620 it's godzilla it's not it's gonna be it's gonna turn crazy in a second yep he and two young mormon

01:29:15.840 youtubers have used blockchain technology to create a targeted lethal virus called phode

01:29:19.720 it was released into the atmosphere today i wish it was i wish it were

01:29:25.260 blams it says enough is enough let's fucking go we're getting there it's not good jerusalem's cross

01:29:32.100 in florida it's got the dag flag flying at helms deep and it's beautiful here but i miss my friends

01:29:37.000 wish some were here to share a beer with us salute here's a bit for the legal fun but have a beer too

01:29:42.100 thank you very much i've got some for the next few uh streams anyway thanks uh to impart mostly

01:29:46.900 totally a hundred percent only one beer was destroyed in the travel i was impressed i thought

01:29:51.540 maybe two or three of it there he is filthy weasley says funny that you compared the scrambled

01:29:56.040 minds of the libtards of tiktok as shepherd's pie enjoyed a family dinner at my mom's night

01:30:00.100 at my mom's night and she served and she served shepherd's pie and she served that's a tongue

01:30:07.160 twister and she served shepherd's pie and see fuck me and she served shepherd's pie and she served

01:30:13.840 shepherd's pie and she served i it's not important we can all fucking read everybody can read it i don't

01:30:20.900 need to say it perfectly you're not replacing me with ai because ai can't make i don't care if it

01:30:28.040 ever makes a mistake what do you mean it's working on copying me right now oh jesus christ that's what

01:30:34.860 they're gonna do they're gonna kill me and i'm gonna be replacing an ai and it's gonna be so

01:30:37.600 accurate no one's ever gonna know i'll just say hail stalin every once in a while for no reason

01:30:42.660 you'll be like that was weird yeah hail stalin what can't be and then uh and then uh

01:30:51.120 big hat will say but the horn's not damaged and then someone will uh screen grab it and use like

01:30:57.380 super photoshop and go and hence and hence and hence and you'll see where the horn has been glued

01:31:02.460 back together and you'll be like my god it's true

01:31:05.200 i'm a clone oh my god

01:31:13.800 what do you think they do with the original guy probably just kill him right

01:31:18.840 you probably go to live in like an underground bunker of like we it's just whatever you want

01:31:23.100 all the time it's amazing it's a huge party everyone's having living it up it's like yeah

01:31:26.080 we just replace you with a clone that's fine yeah oh really no they'd probably just kill you

01:31:32.420 and incinerate you i'd imagine wouldn't they why would they why would they do that for you it's dumb

01:31:36.860 it says i thought it was good the shepherd's pie not replacing me with a robot not saying it again

01:31:43.400 recap gone good okay so i thought it was good now i wonder what i really ate

01:31:47.380 you ate shepherd's pie but it could have been i don't know i just thought of some kind of messy

01:31:53.900 food that's just like a bunch of stuff thrown together like yeah kind of like that like a

01:31:59.100 burrito bowl you got a burrito bowl for a brain good luck finding anything in there it's a mess

01:32:02.880 nwo pickley says it would be dangerous thank you very much by the way mr weasel we're gonna try this

01:32:08.280 uh right right now you know what right now i think actually is a good time for that

01:32:12.260 that's what you could that's what we're gonna do and we're gonna get uh

01:32:18.420 well that's that's not the song that's a little crazy but

01:32:25.220 this will do thank you very much mr weasel we'll take that and the rest of the people will i normally

01:32:33.480 only like to have two but this one's a light beer so i'll save that one for the end um thank you for

01:32:38.080 providing us the the fuel that we need to continue this um uh deranged coping mechanism with um

01:32:47.280 well all of all of the stuff that we've been talking about it's it's bad out there

01:32:53.120 mr weasel it's barely bad

01:32:54.460 cheers guys

01:32:56.460 two hundred and sixty one

01:33:00.300 turn on i'll see red

01:33:18.460 remember the first time you ever heard this fucking song in your life

01:33:32.620 fuck fuck yeah

01:33:39.980 these guys fucking kick ass

01:33:49.720 remember when things were getting better and not worse

01:34:19.720 uh well yeah well it's uh we had a good time

01:34:24.780 uh i got that guy and chris jace again thank you brother he says i i know a guy i'm friends with his

01:34:30.080 name is morris he killed a guy that touched his daughter and said god told me to baptist

01:34:35.460 now he's on pills five years in jail and walking the streets wow

01:34:39.740 it's wild

01:34:46.460 i'll probably get 50 years in prison you know

01:34:53.320 it's so fucking crazy

01:34:56.400 end of your pickly says it would be it would be dangerous to disarm criminals

01:35:02.200 and the politicians are anything but courageous

01:35:04.360 exactly

01:35:05.220 it's true

01:35:06.360 pilot mike uh how you doing brother he says evening

01:35:09.320 joining you from the east coast goose bay tonight

01:35:12.460 oh welcome welcome to goose bay

01:35:14.500 uh i wonder how long until mental marco in the turn

01:35:18.660 exploit the gang shooting in whistler and the crazy guy in langley

01:35:22.400 cheers to you i saw that i saw there was um

01:35:25.060 i didn't see the langley one

01:35:28.020 there's another gang there's a lot of a lot of shootings in the last little while

01:35:31.120 um but people are also losing their minds on account of the total crazy insane gaslighting even putting them under for the last two years so

01:35:37.200 if you if you're if you're if you're at all confused what's going on out there

01:35:42.160 are you kidding me

01:35:45.900 what

01:35:47.860 are you fucking telling me those people are getting crazy out there

01:35:53.060 are you telling me people are fucking going nuts

01:35:55.640 after what we've just been through for two years

01:36:00.260 no

01:36:02.600 no fucking way

01:36:05.700 i'd never believe it

01:36:07.240 that's crazy

01:36:08.700 everybody's more mentally sane than ever before

01:36:12.780 everybody's doing great

01:36:17.340 why would things be going crazy

01:36:20.240 everybody's on pills on drugs out of control

01:36:23.880 there's drugs like everywhere crazy crazy ones

01:36:28.040 they're basically free

01:36:29.980 it's basically free to be to be a drug addict now

01:36:33.420 you can get all kinds of different prescriptions

01:36:35.240 you can have all kinds of fucking it's fine

01:36:37.020 and we'll pump you fucking all kinds of you know

01:36:39.040 it's just your brain is the most calculated

01:36:40.980 the most complicated computer ever devised obviously right

01:36:43.440 we still don't understand it

01:36:45.940 it's so complex and intricate and amazing

01:36:48.220 that it's like

01:36:49.420 it's it's magical

01:36:51.360 like we don't really get how a lot of it works

01:36:53.860 still

01:36:54.160 but you know what

01:36:57.040 i think i'm gonna dump some chemicals in it

01:36:58.960 and see what happens

01:37:00.660 it should work

01:37:03.160 i mean it should do this

01:37:04.300 well what happens over like 10 years of doing this

01:37:06.800 i don't know

01:37:07.460 do you think it could cause problems

01:37:10.260 do you think we should be fucking with this

01:37:13.860 like i don't we don't even know how it works

01:37:15.200 should we should we be fucking around with it

01:37:16.820 we get rich though

01:37:18.740 oh fuck yes

01:37:19.940 oh okay i didn't know we get rich

01:37:21.220 oh yeah fucking scramble that brain

01:37:22.760 i don't care

01:37:23.280 scramble that son of a bitch

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01:37:27.520 jtb123

01:37:32.980 i've never heard that name before

01:37:34.600 m4f he says money for freedom

01:37:36.820 thank you man i appreciate it

01:37:38.820 thank you very much man

01:37:39.740 uh

01:37:40.580 godzilla unchained says

01:37:41.800 now that the feds

01:37:43.180 and all ngo organizations

01:37:44.480 accept motorcycle clubs

01:37:45.700 the one percent motorcycle clubs

01:37:47.100 and the diagonal street racers

01:37:48.240 endorse and fund

01:37:49.000 antifa

01:37:49.800 they decided today

01:37:50.760 to officially declare war

01:37:51.820 the one percenters

01:37:53.020 legit msm news

01:37:55.620 now that all

01:37:59.340 the feds

01:38:00.040 and all ngo organizations

01:38:01.060 accept

01:38:01.460 endorse and fund antifa

01:38:07.480 oh interesting

01:38:11.280 oh i see what you mean

01:38:12.240 i did see there was

01:38:13.460 i don't have the video

01:38:14.100 there was a like a brawl

01:38:15.160 outside of

01:38:15.760 i didn't catch which club it was

01:38:16.940 but uh

01:38:17.520 well i wouldn't say it was a brawl

01:38:18.540 they just basically punched a few of these kids

01:38:20.000 and kicked them and chased them down the street

01:38:21.260 it's pretty pathetic

01:38:22.540 they're all there with their masks on

01:38:25.080 fish

01:38:26.400 go home

01:38:27.400 get down scrambling away

01:38:30.620 it's like kicking them boot

01:38:31.760 get the fuck out of here

01:38:32.920 it was so sad

01:38:33.820 it was so sad

01:38:34.620 reverend chad

01:38:36.200 hey folks

01:38:36.760 how are you doing man

01:38:37.900 how are you doing

01:38:38.380 never neal says

01:38:39.000 bring back blood eagles

01:38:40.220 well

01:38:40.600 that sounds like a very patent thing to say

01:38:42.980 i wonder if you're patent

01:38:44.820 i don't think you are

01:38:45.880 i think it's patent

01:38:46.540 there might be another patent

01:38:47.500 patent may have found a friend

01:38:49.540 just bring back blood eagles

01:38:52.320 in all caps

01:38:52.920 in all capital letters

01:38:53.740 no exclamation points

01:38:55.480 no periods either

01:38:56.440 just like very robotically

01:38:58.040 bring back all blood eagles

01:39:00.460 the blue taco says

01:39:01.980 the one in langley

01:39:03.060 was over six hours

01:39:03.980 a shooting every few hours

01:39:05.180 emergency alert

01:39:06.540 was apparently not issued

01:39:07.420 until after the shooter

01:39:08.460 was already dead

01:39:09.060 white guy

01:39:10.900 was shooting

01:39:11.700 homeless apparently

01:39:12.320 oh this one

01:39:13.200 yes in bc

01:39:14.000 i thought

01:39:14.440 why did i think langley

01:39:15.380 i don't know

01:39:17.340 but yeah i did

01:39:18.360 i did hear about that as well

01:39:19.800 because they care about

01:39:21.520 homeless people now right

01:39:22.440 that's what that is

01:39:24.440 that means they care about

01:39:25.440 homeless people

01:39:26.000 because that's why

01:39:27.920 it's not like

01:39:29.760 yeah here it is

01:39:31.800 and it got worse i guess

01:39:32.620 hey

01:39:32.840 because you know

01:39:35.140 that's why this is a top story

01:39:37.480 it's a top story

01:39:39.460 because multiple homeless people

01:39:41.320 were killed

01:39:41.860 that's why

01:39:43.900 this story is in the news

01:39:45.960 because homeless people died

01:39:48.660 and that is a big thing

01:39:51.040 that is something that cbc

01:39:52.640 takes very very seriously

01:39:54.640 and that is something that the

01:39:55.960 canadian public as well

01:39:57.300 takes very very seriously

01:39:59.680 in fact we have daily updates

01:40:01.640 on how many homeless people die

01:40:03.140 every day in this country

01:40:04.440 and all of the overdoses

01:40:05.840 and suicides

01:40:06.740 and all of the needless deaths

01:40:08.200 of despair

01:40:08.800 and the lot

01:40:10.020 yeah we're keeping

01:40:10.900 because we really really care

01:40:13.020 about when people die

01:40:14.760 when they're not supposed to

01:40:15.980 especially if somebody kills them

01:40:17.300 or

01:40:20.780 or

01:40:23.780 or

01:40:24.340 and it's not both

01:40:25.880 they were shot to death

01:40:28.620 so we can say shootings

01:40:30.160 and then everyone pays attention

01:40:31.600 and then we get clicks

01:40:32.440 and we can push political points

01:40:33.660 if this was three overdoses

01:40:36.960 or three suicides

01:40:38.600 even three stabbings

01:40:40.580 it may not even be in the news

01:40:42.080 but they were shootings

01:40:44.620 so now we've got a news story

01:40:47.540 huh

01:40:47.920 does you see how that works

01:40:49.480 isn't that funny

01:40:50.200 man the news is fun huh

01:40:52.340 oh look we've got scary

01:40:53.860 like movie like photos

01:40:55.340 like look at all these holes

01:40:56.840 in the windshield

01:40:57.960 and there's a big one here

01:40:59.420 in the driver's

01:41:00.060 what is going on there

01:41:01.060 looks like he was shooting

01:41:03.840 out through that potentially

01:41:05.020 those are definitely incoming

01:41:07.340 or maybe not

01:41:08.080 he might have been shooting outwardly

01:41:09.260 and then got here

01:41:11.100 and tried to use the fucking window

01:41:12.480 as a barricade

01:41:13.080 that's dumb

01:41:13.460 these doors are not bulletproof

01:41:14.680 cops guys by the way

01:41:15.980 these doors don't stop shit

01:41:17.620 so if you're trying to use this

01:41:19.040 and you're like shooting

01:41:19.840 through the window

01:41:20.480 like I don't know what you're doing

01:41:21.580 you're probably safer

01:41:23.640 in the driver's seat

01:41:24.220 to be honest

01:41:24.640 because at least the engine block

01:41:25.620 was in front of you

01:41:26.240 I don't know

01:41:28.420 maybe he's shooting

01:41:29.360 through the window

01:41:29.840 I don't know what's going on

01:41:30.480 but anyway we got school

01:41:31.440 scary photos

01:41:32.200 you got this guy

01:41:32.760 with his sunglasses on

01:41:33.840 with his fucking

01:41:34.680 M4 magazines

01:41:36.340 that he doesn't even know

01:41:37.140 how to fucking use probably

01:41:38.180 there's multiple shootings

01:41:42.180 my heart breaks

01:41:44.180 says the mayor

01:41:45.120 his heart is broken

01:41:47.320 I bet it is

01:41:49.700 shut up

01:41:51.600 it's like they

01:41:53.240 it's like a dog whistle

01:41:56.480 you know to liberals

01:41:57.880 like oh there was a shooting

01:41:58.980 and then they like

01:42:00.580 try to see who can be

01:42:01.880 the most sympathetic

01:42:02.840 who can

01:42:03.660 who can

01:42:04.160 who can be the most hurt

01:42:05.840 to show how

01:42:07.500 to show

01:42:07.960 prove allegiance

01:42:08.860 to their cause

01:42:09.960 to prove to Moloch

01:42:12.240 that they belong

01:42:13.160 so they can display

01:42:15.420 their fake

01:42:16.240 their fakeness

01:42:18.160 put it on display

01:42:19.380 and really like

01:42:20.280 oh this is so sad

01:42:22.000 oh it's so sad

01:42:23.180 oh I think it's

01:42:24.780 it's more than sad

01:42:25.760 it's tragic

01:42:26.420 it's tragic

01:42:27.540 oh you think it's tragic

01:42:29.080 it's worth

01:42:29.860 it's worth

01:42:30.320 it's heartbreaking

01:42:31.180 is what it is

01:42:31.940 it's heartbreaking

01:42:32.640 my heart is broken

01:42:34.340 that son of a bitch

01:42:35.060 is gonna cry on TV

01:42:36.060 oh my

01:42:36.840 and I also

01:42:37.980 my heart is also broken

01:42:39.300 I'm so sad

01:42:40.700 oh my god

01:42:41.300 oh my freaking god

01:42:42.680 they're homeless people

01:42:43.840 oh my fucking god

01:42:47.060 like do you really think

01:42:48.040 that's what they're doing

01:42:48.760 that's what heartbroken means

01:42:50.140 heartbroken

01:42:50.780 my heart breaks

01:42:51.620 your heart is not

01:42:52.260 fucking broken

01:42:52.900 you're full of shit

01:42:53.920 you don't care

01:42:54.600 you don't even know

01:42:55.160 their names

01:42:55.640 you won't even remember

01:42:56.380 their names

01:42:57.000 you don't give a fuck

01:42:58.980 heartbreak

01:43:00.120 heartbreak

01:43:01.240 your heart's broken

01:43:02.560 because homeless people

01:43:03.540 were shot

01:43:03.980 really

01:43:04.320 how many other

01:43:05.020 fucking people

01:43:05.580 have died in your city

01:43:06.480 do you have any idea

01:43:07.420 I bet the suicide numbers

01:43:09.520 are

01:43:10.340 where is this

01:43:12.440 Langley

01:43:13.020 British Columbia

01:43:13.700 how big is this place

01:43:14.680 somebody give me a rough estimate

01:43:16.160 is it in the thousands

01:43:17.020 tens of thousands

01:43:17.740 what are we talking about here

01:43:18.720 pretty much

01:43:20.440 for sure

01:43:21.380 without a doubt

01:43:22.360 we'll throw this at you too

01:43:23.800 by the way

01:43:24.380 heartbroken

01:43:25.420 mayor

01:43:26.320 of city of Langley

01:43:28.080 my heart

01:43:30.840 is broken

01:43:31.960 oh my fucking god

01:43:34.580 oh

01:43:35.240 Jesus

01:43:36.120 they go to

01:43:37.000 oh

01:43:37.200 oh

01:43:38.580 oh

01:43:39.400 oh my god

01:43:40.440 what am I gonna do

01:43:41.340 oh my god

01:43:42.240 yeah I'm sure

01:43:42.960 I'm really sure buddy

01:43:44.160 the fuck out of here

01:43:48.060 cause it's when people

01:43:50.160 die needlessly

01:43:50.920 your just heart breaks

01:43:52.120 I guarantee you

01:43:53.760 the numbers of suicides

01:43:54.940 in that city

01:43:55.440 have like

01:43:56.120 jumped through

01:43:56.820 the fucking roof

01:43:57.640 and the overdoses

01:43:59.780 boom

01:44:00.440 violent crime

01:44:01.860 everything everywhere

01:44:02.940 is going completely

01:44:03.800 to shit

01:44:04.260 and you just

01:44:06.680 there was a shooting

01:44:11.400 oh

01:44:12.420 oh

01:44:15.040 all that other stuff

01:44:16.480 I said

01:44:16.920 you know

01:44:17.240 I sleep

01:44:17.980 someone has so much

01:44:20.320 as an air rifle

01:44:21.100 your heart just

01:44:22.540 breaks

01:44:23.480 it does

01:44:24.600 I'm pretty emotional

01:44:26.280 right now

01:44:26.940 she said

01:44:27.580 through tears

01:44:29.160 I volunteer

01:44:30.520 with the homeless

01:44:31.040 and I know them

01:44:31.680 and it's very personal

01:44:32.520 for me as well

01:44:32.960 I very much doubt that

01:44:34.200 a major route

01:44:40.180 through the city

01:44:40.520 has been closed

01:44:40.980 I don't know

01:44:41.560 where any of these

01:44:41.900 places are

01:44:42.520 they've got a casino

01:44:45.100 so there's a lot

01:44:45.980 of people living there

01:44:46.840 there's a lot

01:44:48.740 of fucking people

01:44:49.260 living there

01:44:49.620 they've got a casino

01:44:50.340 it's a city

01:44:52.520 three people

01:44:55.160 got shot

01:44:55.620 so bring on

01:44:56.560 the waterworks

01:44:57.160 everybody all of a sudden

01:44:58.180 pretend we give a shit

01:44:59.460 about the homeless

01:45:00.180 I go down there

01:45:01.300 why do you go down there

01:45:02.400 do you go down there

01:45:03.420 because you're helping them

01:45:04.200 are you helping them

01:45:05.120 as the mayor

01:45:05.720 how much money do you make

01:45:07.200 where do you live

01:45:07.760 you got a spare bedroom

01:45:08.580 you got a spare bedroom

01:45:09.500 don't you

01:45:09.800 how big is that mayor's house

01:45:11.720 how many homeless people

01:45:13.620 are we talking here

01:45:14.220 what are you doing

01:45:14.920 are you going down there

01:45:16.000 for photo ops

01:45:16.760 are you going down

01:45:17.520 to make yourself feel good

01:45:18.500 feel good about yourself

01:45:19.300 like I did my good thing

01:45:20.460 for the week

01:45:20.960 I went and gave a homeless guy

01:45:22.440 a sandwich

01:45:23.060 so therefore

01:45:24.720 I care about the homeless

01:45:26.040 you're not doing it

01:45:26.700 that doesn't really help them

01:45:28.320 at all

01:45:29.500 you gave him a sandwich

01:45:31.580 or you gave him

01:45:32.060 a couple of dollars

01:45:32.940 or whatever he did

01:45:33.840 like his life is still

01:45:35.060 a fucking train wreck

01:45:36.220 and all of a sudden

01:45:38.440 that means you're

01:45:39.060 oh well

01:45:39.860 good for you

01:45:41.200 you did

01:45:42.800 you put in this much effort

01:45:44.500 like a microscopic amount

01:45:46.140 and you think you deserve

01:45:47.300 this much of a

01:45:48.460 you know

01:45:49.800 that's why you did it

01:45:52.340 for the pictures

01:45:53.700 just be honest

01:45:54.680 be honest

01:45:55.220 because if you actually

01:45:55.860 gave a shit

01:45:56.300 your whole like

01:45:57.020 mayoral

01:45:57.800 that is your main priority

01:45:59.640 and you're not

01:46:01.120 you know

01:46:01.680 why are there even

01:46:02.740 homeless people at all

01:46:03.520 in your city

01:46:04.020 what are you doing

01:46:04.920 about that

01:46:05.420 you cared so much

01:46:07.160 I know these people

01:46:08.640 I hang out with them

01:46:09.260 all the time

01:46:09.960 watch this

01:46:12.860 watch this mayor

01:46:13.900 actually be like

01:46:14.740 amazing

01:46:15.200 and she's like

01:46:15.800 I really do

01:46:16.720 I gave them all my money

01:46:18.000 I live in my car

01:46:19.480 like that could be true

01:46:20.360 I don't know

01:46:20.900 maybe she's

01:46:21.560 but generally

01:46:22.740 I mean in a general sense

01:46:24.300 I don't mean specifically

01:46:25.100 the mayor of this city

01:46:25.880 this is a

01:46:27.280 this is a pervasive attitude

01:46:28.780 throughout their

01:46:29.580 their you know

01:46:30.500 the entire kind of

01:46:31.180 left-wing ideology

01:46:31.900 they love this

01:46:32.720 they love to just

01:46:33.420 find a cry

01:46:34.400 you know

01:46:34.720 AOC's fake crying

01:46:36.320 at the border

01:46:36.860 that doesn't exist

01:46:37.800 and oh I'm being arrested

01:46:39.040 no you weren't

01:46:39.940 like you're just

01:46:40.580 I have PTSD

01:46:41.960 from the capital attack

01:46:43.400 it wasn't an attack

01:46:45.040 oh my god

01:46:46.340 I am just my

01:46:49.060 your heart just breaks

01:46:51.000 it does

01:46:52.060 like I'm cynical

01:46:53.140 because I'm fucking

01:46:54.080 tired of it

01:46:54.820 it's fake

01:46:55.540 it's fake

01:46:56.600 it's been fucking

01:46:57.520 fake

01:46:58.180 forever

01:46:59.280 it's been fake

01:47:00.500 since 9-11

01:47:01.380 and that was

01:47:01.960 actually outrageous

01:47:02.900 a lot of people

01:47:03.360 were really upset

01:47:04.180 and you pretended

01:47:05.380 to be upset

01:47:06.460 with them

01:47:07.320 you pretended

01:47:08.780 to be upset

01:47:09.720 about something

01:47:10.240 you were excited about

01:47:11.640 as you made more money

01:47:13.100 than you ever

01:47:13.780 fucking have

01:47:14.380 in your lives

01:47:15.460 you pretended

01:47:18.300 to be upset

01:47:20.020 about stuff

01:47:21.060 like that

01:47:21.700 some of these people

01:47:23.720 are so sick

01:47:24.600 in the head

01:47:25.120 I mean

01:47:30.620 it's like

01:47:31.480 unconscionable

01:47:32.420 I can't imagine

01:47:33.620 I cannot

01:47:34.780 like I'm physically

01:47:35.940 incapable

01:47:36.540 of doing this

01:47:37.420 kind of thing

01:47:38.040 I'm gonna pretend

01:47:39.860 to be real sad

01:47:40.860 and rude

01:47:41.240 just for milking it

01:47:42.100 for political points

01:47:42.980 or to make people

01:47:43.580 think a certain thing

01:47:44.520 or to like win an election

01:47:45.540 or to fucking

01:47:46.080 oh my god

01:47:47.380 that is so disgusting

01:47:49.500 that is repulsive

01:47:51.140 to me

01:47:51.700 that is like

01:47:52.440 if I saw that

01:47:53.400 as a living creature

01:47:54.300 in my house

01:47:55.040 even if it was

01:47:57.000 like much larger

01:47:58.260 than me

01:47:58.660 I'd probably

01:47:59.160 flee the house

01:48:00.060 but if we're talking

01:48:00.980 like medium

01:48:02.160 or sized dog

01:48:03.440 or smaller

01:48:04.080 I'm gonna fucking

01:48:04.920 kill whatever that is

01:48:06.240 that's gross

01:48:08.020 that is disgusting

01:48:09.040 fuck that

01:48:10.240 you know

01:48:11.220 there's something

01:48:12.240 in the bathroom

01:48:12.960 and you're in there

01:48:13.800 fucking

01:48:14.100 no Jesus

01:48:15.020 the fuck is that

01:48:16.160 you know

01:48:16.940 good my god

01:48:18.400 how do people

01:48:19.540 behave this way

01:48:20.900 and not commit suicide

01:48:22.780 oh

01:48:24.260 they're psychopaths

01:48:25.500 I guess

01:48:26.020 is the mayor

01:48:29.740 of that city

01:48:30.220 a psychopath

01:48:30.680 I don't know

01:48:31.720 are many of the people

01:48:32.980 in charge

01:48:33.460 in critical

01:48:33.960 you know

01:48:34.400 critical positions

01:48:35.140 in our

01:48:35.460 you know

01:48:35.820 ruling

01:48:36.480 the apparatus

01:48:38.500 of our lot

01:48:39.020 yes

01:48:39.460 many of them

01:48:40.180 are

01:48:40.400 yes

01:48:40.820 it's very disturbing

01:48:42.600 they prove it

01:48:43.600 all the time

01:48:44.220 I mean

01:48:49.160 look at this

01:48:50.640 you want to

01:48:50.960 you want to be mad

01:48:51.740 you want to get mad

01:48:52.880 now

01:48:53.220 a year ago

01:48:56.480 the president

01:48:56.980 told the world

01:48:57.720 during a now

01:48:58.200 infamous CNN

01:48:58.740 town hall

01:48:59.300 you're not

01:48:59.860 oh well

01:49:00.300 you know

01:49:00.500 might as well

01:49:00.880 just play that

01:49:01.400 first before

01:49:01.900 we get into

01:49:02.300 this

01:49:02.540 because this

01:49:02.880 is uh

01:49:03.400 you know

01:49:04.060 worth listening

01:49:04.560 to

01:49:04.760 you're okay

01:49:06.160 you're not

01:49:06.760 going to

01:49:07.020 you're not

01:49:07.600 going to get

01:49:08.080 covid

01:49:08.460 if you have

01:49:09.080 these vaccinations

01:49:10.280 hey folks

01:49:11.260 guess you heard

01:49:11.860 this morning

01:49:12.320 I tested positive

01:49:13.200 for covid

01:49:13.680 and when people

01:49:14.740 are vaccinated

01:49:15.380 they can feel

01:49:16.320 safe that they

01:49:17.020 are not going

01:49:17.440 to get infected

01:49:18.160 dr fauci says

01:49:19.740 he has covid

01:49:20.740 again

01:49:21.400 if you've done

01:49:22.480 the right thing

01:49:23.100 and gotten

01:49:23.520 vaccinated

01:49:24.220 you deserve

01:49:25.140 the freedom

01:49:25.960 to be safe

01:49:26.920 from covid-19

01:49:28.360 and this morning

01:49:29.460 I learned

01:49:30.500 I

01:49:30.860 I tested positive

01:49:32.500 for covid-19

01:49:33.780 as well

01:49:34.540 the three doses

01:49:35.600 that you could

01:49:36.100 prevent it

01:49:36.560 not just from

01:49:37.080 serious illness

01:49:37.780 but from

01:49:38.460 getting this virus

01:49:39.940 this omicron variant

01:49:41.220 and therefore

01:49:41.900 giving it to

01:49:42.620 others

01:49:43.100 victorian premier

01:49:44.140 daniel andrews

01:49:44.940 is in quarantine

01:49:45.600 for seven days

01:49:46.600 after testing

01:49:47.220 positive to covid

01:49:48.100 so I'm fully

01:49:49.520 vaccinated

01:49:50.140 it gives me

01:49:50.680 some comfort

01:49:51.460 anthony albanese

01:49:52.540 let's go

01:49:53.080 positive

01:49:54.140 for coronavirus

01:49:55.100 having received

01:49:56.880 two doses

01:49:57.380 of astrazeneca

01:49:58.120 it's a very

01:49:58.860 effective vaccine

01:49:59.800 protection from

01:50:00.660 symptomatic illness

01:50:02.000 and therefore

01:50:02.740 risk of transmission

01:50:04.180 to others

01:50:04.600 they all get it

01:50:06.780 anyway

01:50:07.240 it prevents it

01:50:10.300 they'll even go as

01:50:10.820 bold as to say

01:50:11.600 that they prevent it

01:50:12.420 a year ago

01:50:13.940 he said

01:50:14.380 you won't get it

01:50:15.180 if you have it

01:50:15.880 oh no you will

01:50:16.500 actually

01:50:16.920 actually you will

01:50:18.520 and it says

01:50:19.720 did he knowingly

01:50:20.480 lie

01:50:20.900 according to

01:50:24.100 um

01:50:24.640 deborah burks

01:50:26.300 who is the

01:50:28.180 white house

01:50:28.560 covid-19

01:50:29.080 response

01:50:29.420 response

01:50:30.080 coordinator

01:50:30.700 under the

01:50:32.000 president

01:50:32.400 under former

01:50:33.300 president

01:50:33.780 big orange

01:50:35.460 says I knew

01:50:36.900 these vaccines

01:50:37.580 this is a quote

01:50:38.040 I knew these

01:50:38.500 vaccines were not

01:50:39.160 going to protect

01:50:39.600 against infection

01:50:40.180 and I think we

01:50:41.080 overplayed the

01:50:41.600 vaccines

01:50:42.080 uh-huh

01:50:46.820 and you were

01:50:50.040 going to tell

01:50:50.360 people this

01:50:50.800 when you know

01:50:51.660 like we know

01:50:52.520 this right

01:50:52.900 the vast majority

01:50:53.600 of my audience

01:50:54.120 know this but

01:50:54.840 every once in a

01:50:55.520 while there's

01:50:55.700 people that are

01:50:56.120 like what

01:50:56.700 yeah like they

01:50:58.260 were going to

01:50:58.540 tell you this

01:50:59.000 when when

01:50:59.560 like you should

01:51:00.220 be very upset

01:51:01.120 do you understand

01:51:01.700 they lied to

01:51:02.940 you they're like

01:51:03.620 yeah we knew

01:51:04.160 they weren't

01:51:04.420 really going to

01:51:04.720 do anything

01:51:05.020 but we uh

01:51:05.760 there was a lot

01:51:06.320 of people

01:51:06.560 waiting to make

01:51:07.200 money and you

01:51:08.060 know so we

01:51:08.540 just kind of

01:51:08.980 you know

01:51:09.240 basically forced

01:51:10.220 it on people

01:51:10.700 ruined lives

01:51:12.240 and broke up

01:51:12.920 families and

01:51:13.780 were engaged

01:51:14.460 on the most

01:51:14.980 uh strenuous

01:51:16.140 and aggressive

01:51:16.920 propaganda campaign

01:51:18.080 of all time

01:51:18.660 to convince people

01:51:19.240 to do something

01:51:19.700 they didn't want

01:51:20.060 to do and if

01:51:20.500 they didn't do

01:51:20.840 it they were

01:51:21.080 terrible people

01:51:21.760 and there was

01:51:22.160 divorces and

01:51:22.900 businesses were

01:51:23.460 destroyed and

01:51:24.120 there was a

01:51:24.720 passport says

01:51:25.400 yeah okay we

01:51:26.160 went a little

01:51:26.800 bit overboard

01:51:27.580 but we're

01:51:29.060 really sorry

01:51:30.020 about it

01:51:31.060 relax it's

01:51:32.840 in the past

01:51:33.540 anyway and

01:51:34.740 you cannot

01:51:35.240 inject yourself

01:51:36.100 so you know

01:51:37.380 let's just

01:51:37.920 move on

01:51:38.820 get the fuck

01:51:41.480 out of here

01:51:42.300 nope

01:51:43.980 absolutely not

01:51:46.260 absolutely not

01:51:47.820 and she was

01:51:49.800 one of the

01:51:50.100 ones that

01:51:50.360 promote this

01:51:50.800 was another

01:51:51.380 quote the

01:51:51.960 same woman

01:51:52.420 that said

01:51:52.760 that also

01:51:53.160 says this

01:51:53.680 before at the

01:51:55.280 time this is

01:51:56.240 one of the

01:51:56.540 most highly

01:51:56.940 effective vaccines

01:51:57.680 we have in our

01:51:58.380 infectious disease

01:51:59.100 arsenal and

01:52:00.800 that's why i'm so

01:52:01.960 very enthusiastic

01:52:02.700 about the vaccine

01:52:03.600 she said on an

01:52:04.960 abc podcast at

01:52:05.920 the time she

01:52:06.900 made no mention

01:52:07.680 of concerns they

01:52:08.960 may not protect

01:52:09.660 against infection

01:52:10.480 really it appears

01:52:16.120 mr fauci also

01:52:17.180 helped lead the

01:52:17.980 response along

01:52:21.200 with her and

01:52:21.560 said once

01:52:21.960 vaccinated people

01:52:22.660 that wouldn't

01:52:23.060 get infected

01:52:23.600 he said the

01:52:24.120 vaccines will

01:52:24.640 with updated

01:52:25.180 compilations

01:52:26.120 are expected

01:52:26.840 to debut in

01:52:27.280 the fall

01:52:27.540 are necessary

01:52:28.020 we need

01:52:29.320 vaccines that

01:52:29.900 are better

01:52:30.400 that are

01:52:31.740 better because

01:52:32.440 of the breadth

01:52:33.080 and the durability

01:52:33.900 because we know

01:52:34.760 that immunity

01:52:35.220 wanes over

01:52:35.940 several months

01:52:36.800 and that's the

01:52:38.000 reason why we

01:52:38.660 have the

01:52:39.040 boosters

01:52:39.460 but also we

01:52:41.020 need vaccines

01:52:41.600 to protect

01:52:42.020 against in

01:52:42.560 fact we're

01:52:42.980 just gonna

01:52:43.440 keep doing

01:52:44.060 it and doing

01:52:44.620 it and people

01:52:45.180 are like yeah

01:52:45.680 sorry yeah i

01:52:46.580 totally lied

01:52:47.260 but oh well

01:52:47.800 what

01:52:48.960 we're gonna need

01:52:51.440 another booster

01:52:52.360 shot we're gonna

01:52:53.540 need another

01:52:54.060 booster shot

01:52:54.880 and don't

01:52:55.440 worry nothing's

01:52:56.200 happening to

01:52:56.640 anybody there

01:52:58.100 are no side

01:52:58.600 effects it's

01:52:59.060 totally safe

01:52:59.540 and effective

01:52:59.860 it's um they're

01:53:01.020 literally covering

01:53:01.740 up mass fucking

01:53:02.460 murder guys this

01:53:03.880 is a real thing

01:53:04.640 they're they're

01:53:05.200 after everything

01:53:06.180 else i've said

01:53:06.800 that they've done

01:53:07.360 that's not outrageous

01:53:08.140 they're killing

01:53:08.960 people on mass to

01:53:10.000 make money and

01:53:10.620 they don't give a

01:53:11.260 shit because they

01:53:11.780 can do whatever

01:53:12.900 they want they

01:53:14.120 can do whatever

01:53:14.640 they want

01:53:15.160 how many people

01:53:17.780 have died tens of

01:53:18.700 thousands hundreds of

01:53:19.940 thousands million we

01:53:20.780 don't know we don't

01:53:22.160 know because they're

01:53:23.060 covering up the

01:53:23.700 fucking numbers

01:53:24.440 they're doing

01:53:27.320 everything in their

01:53:28.080 power it's climate

01:53:29.540 change it was a

01:53:30.760 shark you know

01:53:31.660 barked at him and

01:53:32.440 he got scared in his

01:53:33.320 sleep and that's why

01:53:34.140 his fucking that's

01:53:34.980 why there's a blood

01:53:35.420 clot in his brain the

01:53:36.120 size of a baseball

01:53:37.020 that's why he died

01:53:38.220 that's why your

01:53:38.920 seven-year-old has

01:53:39.480 blood clots in her

01:53:40.100 legs that's why all

01:53:40.720 these athletes are

01:53:41.300 dropping dead that's

01:53:42.000 why everybody feels

01:53:42.700 like they're gonna

01:53:43.060 have a fucking heart

01:53:43.980 attack they're having

01:53:44.560 strokes they're having

01:53:45.200 all these pulmonary

01:53:45.880 problems it's because

01:53:47.000 it's climate change and

01:53:48.240 because the new

01:53:48.980 Freddy Krueger movie

01:53:49.880 and and because

01:53:50.880 sometimes mosquitoes

01:53:51.720 mosquitoes you know

01:53:52.900 there's too many

01:53:53.440 mosquitoes at your

01:53:54.160 family picnic and

01:53:55.240 then and your heart

01:53:56.260 explodes it's everything

01:53:57.640 it's all the things

01:53:58.520 it's Trump it's neo

01:53:59.560 Nazis it's uh it's

01:54:01.120 guys people having too

01:54:02.060 many guns it's fucking

01:54:03.280 all kinds of things it's

01:54:04.500 everything that you can

01:54:06.120 imagine but it's never

01:54:08.440 the vaccines they

01:54:10.620 absolutely not never

01:54:12.700 question that and people

01:54:14.520 like this uh just ignore

01:54:16.620 don't this isn't happening

01:54:17.800 to anyone this is all

01:54:18.580 think am i allowed to

01:54:19.400 say the v word on

01:54:20.480 tiktok because i'm just

01:54:21.520 about to and we're just

01:54:22.360 going to see how she

01:54:22.960 looks great vaccine

01:54:24.340 let's talk about she's

01:54:25.520 one of the hottest

01:54:26.040 lepers i've ever seen

01:54:27.020 i had just won a

01:54:28.040 fitness competition i

01:54:29.000 maybe had a small

01:54:29.940 patch of eczema on my

01:54:31.760 hand maybe my my inner

01:54:33.640 arm here and that was

01:54:35.600 it never on my face

01:54:36.640 never ever ever ever i

01:54:38.620 had my eczema so well

01:54:40.600 under control for 29

01:54:41.880 years that at that

01:54:42.820 point i was not

01:54:44.140 actively working with a

01:54:45.380 dermatologist but let me

01:54:47.040 tell you this after

01:54:48.560 every vaccine shot and i

01:54:50.380 had three my eczema got

01:54:52.580 worse and i'm not saying

01:54:54.140 that the vaccine triggered

01:54:56.640 my tsw i think it was a

01:54:58.660 full perfect storm clusterfuck

01:55:03.020 of things that happened to

01:55:04.560 me so as my skin got worse i

01:55:07.240 get

01:55:07.540 told that i need to go see a

01:55:11.980 dermatologist so i go to the

01:55:14.040 dermatologist the dermatologist

01:55:15.740 prescribes me stronger and

01:55:17.060 stronger

01:55:17.440 imagine that's your face he

01:55:18.920 says oh my god you're

01:55:20.040 worsening eczema you need to

01:55:21.520 go on glycosporin you need to

01:55:23.020 go on methotrexate

01:55:24.200 these are drugs for people that

01:55:28.160 are undergoing cancer

01:55:29.520 treatments and i was putting

01:55:31.280 it in my body and just

01:55:32.640 blindly doing what the doctors

01:55:34.400 are telling me fast forward to

01:55:36.600 january of 2022 i go in full

01:55:39.340 blown tsw withdrawals i get i

01:55:42.820 was shaking cold i couldn't

01:55:44.660 regulate my heat i was oozing

01:55:46.140 metallic liquid out of my skin

01:55:47.840 i was gaining weight even though

01:55:49.480 i wasn't eating i literally just

01:55:51.500 enjoyed myself last night and

01:55:53.040 had crispy cauliflower and this

01:55:55.760 is what happened to me so man if

01:55:58.540 i i can't even begin to tell you

01:56:01.320 how upset i am holy hell do you

01:56:06.440 know that i'm paying one thousand

01:56:08.960 one hundred and sixty four dollars

01:56:11.060 on a medication called dupixin by

01:56:13.140 the way that's half off on a drug

01:56:15.820 that i did not need prior to this

01:56:19.760 prior to the vaccines prior to prior

01:56:23.240 to prior to sorry omg i'm just so

01:56:26.880 freaking fucked set up i don't want to

01:56:30.760 be that person that fucking cries on

01:56:32.440 this app but god fucking damn it

01:56:34.480 really like i feel like my whole

01:56:39.820 life's been stripped from me this is

01:56:41.540 so freaking painful

01:56:43.040 uh yeah i'm that i'm that person that

01:56:48.660 cries on this app but it's not about

01:56:50.220 a boy

01:56:50.620 it's about my freaking life um this is

01:56:55.620 what you did guys anyone else anyone

01:56:58.680 else notice this like i was literally

01:57:00.580 just following doctor's orders

01:57:02.480 following the government

01:57:04.240 man needs to know this is my life

01:57:06.300 yeah

01:57:07.020 am i allowed to did it

01:57:10.600 i'll have to say that oh you're

01:57:13.960 allowed

01:57:14.300 unless she was one of these people

01:57:29.600 you know it's like i always want to

01:57:31.240 look at her social media history and

01:57:32.600 be like was she one of these people

01:57:33.580 that's like get a fucking booster

01:57:34.880 you're an idiot i hate you and i'm

01:57:36.560 gonna fucking you know divorce you and

01:57:38.620 i'm gonna fire you i'm gonna make

01:57:40.460 sure you know you're never gonna work

01:57:42.120 in this town again

01:57:43.340 we're gonna be in another movie in your

01:57:46.460 life

01:57:46.900 you know you're finished

01:57:48.140 was she one of those people or was

01:57:50.540 she just a regular person that was

01:57:51.940 like i just thought i was supposed to

01:57:53.240 do

01:57:53.340 if she was the latter i would feel

01:57:55.080 really bad for her because they've

01:57:56.480 destroyed her life

01:57:57.400 they've destroyed her life you heard

01:57:59.200 her say that

01:57:59.580 there's a good chance like she might

01:58:01.280 she's

01:58:01.560 i i'd say it's 50 50 she kills

01:58:03.560 herself over this

01:58:04.440 do you have any idea how how

01:58:07.640 sensitive at least these at least

01:58:09.260 these days especially

01:58:10.520 women are to how how they look

01:58:12.680 because there's a lot of pressure

01:58:14.620 and expectation on them to look

01:58:15.980 pretty good all the time

01:58:16.880 it's you know it's a thing i've i've

01:58:18.820 dated women like they're very

01:58:20.580 they're very concerned about it

01:58:22.040 spent a lot of time worried about

01:58:23.580 this

01:58:23.880 and this woman's face got

01:58:26.180 melted

01:58:26.520 so you know and she looks like

01:58:31.240 she's what 28

01:58:32.000 hmm

01:58:34.460 you know and she's thinking like

01:58:37.320 well now i'm never gonna get

01:58:38.180 married that's never gonna happen

01:58:39.380 i mean jesus christ look at my face

01:58:40.840 holy shit

01:58:41.420 never gonna have kids

01:58:44.040 oh my god i'm hideous

01:58:46.100 i'm depressed i can't work i lost

01:58:48.820 my job

01:58:49.380 i can't afford this medication i can't

01:58:52.060 yank bye-bye

01:58:54.360 bye

01:58:55.100 that's what happens

01:58:57.840 that's what can happen

01:59:00.540 and that's not on the news

01:59:03.280 it's not on cbc

01:59:06.660 it's not on cbc not on cnn

01:59:08.740 it's not on bbc it's not anything

01:59:10.040 it's just a person begging crying

01:59:12.940 for literally crying for help

01:59:14.960 in real time

01:59:16.040 into a phone onto the internet

01:59:18.620 to strangers

01:59:19.700 because she doesn't know what to do

01:59:21.840 and her life is destroyed

01:59:23.520 and no one's helping her

01:59:25.240 that's the world we're in now

01:59:30.300 do you understand yet

01:59:31.320 they're not good people

01:59:35.180 they're fucking evil

01:59:36.940 and the irony they'll say

01:59:37.880 they'll say that i'm evil

01:59:38.940 you want to have a

01:59:40.520 you want to play a game of morality bud

01:59:42.280 no eat you know you see a lot of evil

01:59:45.520 do you

01:59:45.900 you're walking around

01:59:48.100 sucking its dick

01:59:49.060 and you're not even aware of it

01:59:50.420 so what does that make you

01:59:53.040 right

01:59:53.820 i'll use it

01:59:59.880 i'll use a metaphor

02:00:00.560 these fucking people can understand

02:00:02.120 my nazis

02:00:03.720 the nazis

02:00:04.840 right

02:00:05.140 you're basically

02:00:08.000 you know

02:00:08.440 you may not be the people in charge

02:00:10.100 but you're ava braun

02:00:11.480 how am i supposed to feel about you

02:00:13.760 you were literally jerking the guy off

02:00:19.620 who was doing all the stuff

02:00:20.800 what does that make you

02:00:27.220 and you're mad at us

02:00:32.220 for pointing it out

02:00:33.500 it's just blatantly obvious

02:00:38.540 there's no way around this

02:00:40.120 they're not good people

02:00:41.080 they're very very awful

02:00:42.560 they want you dead

02:00:45.040 and they're just better at hiding it

02:00:47.720 but they're getting

02:00:48.160 they're getting worse at it

02:00:49.200 because it's just the temptations

02:00:50.300 just

02:00:50.560 they're getting so close

02:00:51.840 right

02:00:52.140 they're getting real brave

02:00:53.640 getting real brave about it

02:00:56.100 i mean

02:01:03.600 oh there's some more

02:01:06.920 i don't know

02:01:08.020 i saw tom quicken posted this earlier

02:01:13.120 45 million dollars in raises and bonuses

02:01:18.380 for the bank of canada workers

02:01:21.240 you know

02:01:26.260 the ones that totally missed all the inflation targets

02:01:30.280 and are like totally

02:01:31.180 you know

02:01:32.420 not innocent at all

02:01:37.300 in our current fucking predicaments

02:01:38.900 yeah they got 45 million dollars in raises

02:01:42.420 and quicken says

02:01:43.520 for bureaucrats

02:01:44.200 rewards are given out

02:01:45.140 if they follow the process

02:01:46.880 they did what they were told

02:01:47.660 the actual outcomes are irrelevant

02:01:49.380 you can fail completely

02:01:51.620 but if you can show you were

02:01:53.240 following the process

02:01:54.480 as long as you did it

02:01:55.500 the way we told you to do it

02:01:56.640 that's good

02:01:57.680 government rewards failure

02:02:00.060 the government is literally

02:02:01.300 rewarding failure

02:02:02.780 what does that mean

02:02:06.060 either

02:02:08.340 they've lost it so badly

02:02:11.020 that they're willing to dump money

02:02:13.240 into something

02:02:13.780 even when they're losing

02:02:14.700 like it's not working

02:02:17.340 it's failing horribly

02:02:18.100 don't care it's mine

02:02:19.340 but it's on my team

02:02:20.820 and i have to support it

02:02:23.260 no matter what

02:02:23.880 even if it's losing terribly

02:02:25.120 it's a horrible idea

02:02:26.180 absolutely

02:02:27.100 definitely

02:02:28.720 i hope that's not the

02:02:31.140 i hope there's no other examples

02:02:32.480 of something like that

02:02:33.100 because that would be

02:02:33.660 oh

02:02:34.340 well it turns out that cbc

02:02:37.360 paid 30 million in bonuses

02:02:40.340 during the first two years

02:02:42.040 of the covid pandemic

02:02:42.880 because they did such a good job

02:02:44.680 at journalism

02:02:45.300 the last two years guys

02:02:46.600 hey let's give a round of applause

02:02:48.520 for cbc

02:02:49.880 who did such a great amazing

02:02:52.520 everybody knows it guys

02:02:54.500 we can go around the world

02:02:56.240 if we want to

02:02:57.080 there's no

02:02:57.860 there's no uh

02:02:59.000 this isn't in doubt anymore

02:03:00.480 this is 100%

02:03:04.240 you know

02:03:06.060 it's nuts

02:03:11.860 cbc

02:03:16.360 has the highest

02:03:19.240 we have done such a great job

02:03:21.920 everybody

02:03:22.560 we're gonna get a huge raise

02:03:26.080 30 million dollars

02:03:28.960 and basically

02:03:30.520 a thousand people are gonna get

02:03:32.840 about 15 thousand dollars

02:03:34.940 on average

02:03:36.600 because we did

02:03:39.160 because we did

02:03:40.780 we're the

02:03:41.320 we're the news

02:03:42.460 we're the told the truth

02:03:44.240 so good

02:03:45.060 we got a truth telling bonus

02:03:47.520 we did it

02:03:49.680 i don't know why you've

02:03:50.980 people are so angry

02:03:52.280 this is bananas

02:03:56.900 how do you justify this

02:03:59.900 oh i guess they need more money

02:04:02.120 like how much

02:04:02.820 is there

02:04:03.220 like what's the budget

02:04:04.400 of cbc at this point

02:04:05.340 when will it end

02:04:06.620 a trillion dollars

02:04:08.040 will you sell provinces

02:04:11.120 of this country off

02:04:12.340 and god

02:04:12.980 they're the lucky ones

02:04:14.040 if you ask me

02:04:14.700 to other nations

02:04:15.740 will you sell

02:04:16.560 british columbia

02:04:17.320 to like japan

02:04:18.120 so you'll have more money

02:04:20.200 to dump into cbc

02:04:21.460 when does it end

02:04:23.060 when does it end

02:04:25.560 this is a heroin addict

02:04:26.980 this is nicky six

02:04:29.580 in his heyday

02:04:30.280 this is not going anywhere

02:04:32.040 this bloated

02:04:33.560 giant greedy money fire

02:04:35.540 is never going away

02:04:37.040 and it's only going to get worse

02:04:39.300 and it's horrible

02:04:40.660 no one is listening

02:04:42.980 at all

02:04:43.880 it's a massive

02:04:44.720 it's a money fire

02:04:46.640 we're throwing our money

02:04:48.620 on a fire

02:04:49.780 and lots and lots of it

02:04:51.880 and everyone is like

02:04:53.000 i hate this fire

02:04:54.380 and so

02:04:55.180 and me

02:04:55.780 and phil

02:04:56.540 everybody hates it

02:04:57.840 you hate it

02:04:58.640 you know

02:04:59.060 they all hate it

02:05:00.520 and yet we're paying for it

02:05:03.380 we're paying more than ever

02:05:04.500 and then like

02:05:04.980 you know what

02:05:05.580 we need even more money

02:05:08.160 we gotta give cbc more money

02:05:10.840 we need more money

02:05:13.100 why

02:05:14.980 for another

02:05:16.600 shitty

02:05:17.220 i mean good god

02:05:18.380 what do you even do

02:05:19.640 the programs are horrible

02:05:23.860 no one watches any of it

02:05:25.920 and then like

02:05:31.560 i mean no one

02:05:32.680 i mean no one

02:05:33.480 their ratings are horrible

02:05:34.780 and we're just gonna fire money

02:05:36.260 at this

02:05:36.480 and they think

02:05:37.240 oh we'll just keep doing this

02:05:38.680 like are they playing chicken

02:05:40.340 what are they doing

02:05:43.440 they bribed them

02:05:47.320 and we're not

02:05:48.380 like no

02:05:49.080 no one's gonna notice

02:05:50.000 no one'll notice

02:05:51.220 in 2020

02:05:55.880 there were

02:05:56.240 1,034 full-time employees

02:05:58.000 who received bonuses

02:05:58.860 on average

02:05:59.280 that's about

02:05:59.600 14,500 per employee

02:06:01.180 then in 2021

02:06:02.580 20, 2021

02:06:04.340 sorry i went

02:06:06.080 20,000 years

02:06:06.960 into the future

02:06:07.340 by accident

02:06:07.740 uh it doesn't get better

02:06:09.680 i'm back already

02:06:10.380 because it sucked

02:06:10.920 it's exactly the same as this

02:06:11.960 it's worse

02:06:12.300 it's gonna be like this forever

02:06:13.180 it's just gonna get worse

02:06:14.140 in 2021

02:06:15.280 the pandemic

02:06:16.120 in full swing

02:06:16.940 15.3 million

02:06:18.300 was paid out

02:06:19.000 there was 1,003

02:06:20.480 three full-time employees

02:06:21.320 received bonuses

02:06:21.940 that's a little bit higher

02:06:23.040 however the document

02:06:23.900 does not specify

02:06:24.380 how much

02:06:25.420 each person received

02:06:26.620 but some people

02:06:27.980 only got a little bit

02:06:28.760 and a lot of

02:06:29.140 some other people

02:06:29.720 got a lot

02:06:30.320 cbc's annual budget

02:06:32.580 is roughly

02:06:33.060 1.3 billion dollars

02:06:35.260 wow

02:06:38.560 does it feel

02:06:39.880 like a billion dollars

02:06:41.020 guys

02:06:41.600 be honest cbc

02:06:47.480 do you feel

02:06:49.340 like a billion dollar

02:06:50.300 organization

02:06:51.160 this is the fifth estate

02:06:54.960 mackenzie is at a goat farm

02:06:57.400 is this what

02:06:58.200 a billion dollars

02:06:59.160 buys me

02:06:59.860 mackenzie remains free

02:07:05.060 and he's at a goat farm

02:07:06.900 that's what

02:07:09.960 a

02:07:10.120 that

02:07:10.980 a billion for that

02:07:14.020 a billion

02:07:15.480 1.3 billion

02:07:17.280 for this

02:07:18.980 is this a joke

02:07:21.720 is that sean majumder

02:07:26.020 still

02:07:26.880 what be

02:07:30.000 well get some

02:07:30.800 new talent

02:07:31.580 it's been like

02:07:32.180 the same

02:07:32.600 he's been on tv

02:07:33.500 for like 25

02:07:34.500 fucking years

02:07:35.580 man

02:07:36.040 he was never

02:07:38.520 no he was never

02:07:39.640 funny

02:07:40.100 and he's not

02:07:40.720 funny now

02:07:41.680 there's no one

02:07:44.220 else in the country

02:07:45.120 we've got this guy

02:07:46.240 what are you

02:07:46.900 talking about

02:07:47.860 the news

02:07:51.600 oh man

02:07:52.500 the only guy

02:07:53.100 you had

02:07:53.480 was man's bridge

02:07:54.260 and he's long gone

02:07:55.180 nobody's buying

02:07:58.280 any of that crap

02:07:59.320 no they're not

02:08:01.040 dude you're just

02:08:04.140 what people have on

02:08:05.100 in the background

02:08:05.680 while they're like

02:08:06.380 doing stuff

02:08:07.180 to each other at night

02:08:08.540 you know that's really

02:08:09.340 all that is

02:08:09.980 or it's background noise

02:08:11.280 while they eat supper

02:08:11.940 they're not really listening

02:08:12.820 they don't really give a shit

02:08:13.740 it's just like

02:08:14.220 oh yeah the russians

02:08:15.120 whatever

02:08:15.540 like they're pretty much

02:08:17.120 they know you know

02:08:17.720 they know you're full shit

02:08:18.900 most people

02:08:20.220 and they're starting

02:08:22.900 to figure it out

02:08:23.680 which is hilarious

02:08:24.400 we'll disable the comments

02:08:26.960 no more comments

02:08:27.860 on the news

02:08:28.400 the news is

02:08:29.560 it's the news

02:08:30.640 how dare these people

02:08:31.660 be saying all these

02:08:32.360 nasty things

02:08:33.080 about the news

02:08:33.880 well now we're not

02:08:36.140 even going to have

02:08:36.680 the thumbs up

02:08:37.200 or thumbs down

02:08:37.920 I can't look at

02:08:39.900 all these thumbs down

02:08:41.040 just listening

02:08:43.340 reading the comments

02:08:44.340 was bad enough

02:08:45.040 but now there's

02:08:45.700 thumbs down

02:08:46.700 there's a thumbs down

02:08:48.240 and I can't handle it

02:08:49.580 I must remove

02:08:51.120 the thumbs

02:08:51.700 now there's no reactions

02:08:53.640 to these videos

02:08:54.260 at all

02:08:54.600 none

02:08:54.960 that happened

02:08:56.500 in the span of a year

02:08:57.480 the news got so sensitive

02:08:59.460 that the comment sections

02:09:00.740 overwhelmed them

02:09:01.700 with such negativity

02:09:02.520 they put them on

02:09:03.680 they put them into doctor

02:09:05.180 they gave them

02:09:05.880 funding

02:09:07.380 for mental health

02:09:08.400 support

02:09:09.640 their journalists

02:09:10.400 that's a real story

02:09:11.360 in CBC anyway

02:09:12.240 that's where some of my

02:09:13.520 billion dollars went

02:09:14.400 so they shut all

02:09:20.520 the comments down

02:09:21.560 no more comments

02:09:23.020 on CBC stories

02:09:24.220 and we don't

02:09:24.560 no I'm not

02:09:25.220 no we're turning

02:09:25.880 them off on this one

02:09:26.760 and then on YouTube

02:09:29.500 like no comments

02:09:30.500 ever

02:09:30.800 turn them off

02:09:31.520 turn them off

02:09:32.100 and then they got

02:09:32.820 so butthurt

02:09:33.680 that people would be

02:09:34.840 like well we can't

02:09:35.700 say anything

02:09:36.200 but we can at least

02:09:36.960 leave a thumbs down

02:09:37.940 to let you know

02:09:38.480 we didn't like

02:09:39.160 what you made

02:09:39.840 and it's like

02:09:40.880 oh okay

02:09:42.260 700 thumbs up

02:09:43.460 and 59,000 thumbs down

02:09:47.140 those were the

02:09:49.180 that's what

02:09:49.700 that was the ratio

02:09:50.620 it was fucking mental

02:09:51.920 3,000 thumbs up

02:09:54.460 94,000 thumbs down

02:09:58.220 hmm

02:09:59.040 I'm detecting a pattern

02:10:01.040 people don't like this

02:10:02.520 but instead of going

02:10:03.860 why are they so angry

02:10:05.180 with me

02:10:05.700 they go

02:10:06.260 make it go away

02:10:07.800 and it's gone

02:10:08.620 sweep it under the rug

02:10:09.780 I don't want to see

02:10:11.160 the thumbs down anymore

02:10:12.380 so there

02:10:13.660 problem solved

02:10:14.640 problem not solved

02:10:16.400 problem worse

02:10:17.920 problem much worse

02:10:20.000 I am Jack's

02:10:26.400 growing tumor

02:10:27.540 I am Jack's

02:10:32.460 expanding mental illness

02:10:34.760 increasing urge

02:10:45.180 to stop giving a fuck

02:10:46.280 where's Mr. Texas

02:11:06.100 when you need him

02:11:06.760 how I feel

02:11:10.100 yes you burnt

02:11:13.600 so let me scream

02:11:15.160 and shout it

02:11:16.040 piss off and

02:11:17.180 mad about it

02:11:18.480 yes you burn

02:11:19.660 about it

02:11:20.480 pissed off

02:11:21.160 and mad about it

02:11:22.440 so let me scream

02:11:23.700 and shout it

02:11:24.480 piss off

02:11:25.580 and mad about it

02:11:26.480 this

02:11:27.080 The Texas Hippies are back.

02:11:44.040 Jimmy Tooskadoos, that guy again.

02:11:47.780 Goddamn Jimmy Tooskadoos.

02:11:51.200 Sounds like some kind of weird mob name.

02:11:54.020 Ah, it's Jimmy Tooskadoos.

02:11:55.560 Hey, are you Italian by any chance?

02:11:57.620 That'd be perfect.

02:11:59.200 I have a whole bunch of other guys I don't need you to meet.

02:12:02.640 Hey, oh, Jimmy Tooskadoos.

02:12:05.000 Hey, hey, oh, what are you doing?

02:12:07.980 I haven't seen you around.

02:12:09.180 What have you been doing?

02:12:10.020 I was out of my Tooskadoos.

02:12:11.440 Oh, Jimmy, I love you.

02:12:14.760 Come here.

02:12:15.420 Come here.

02:12:16.980 You got two Tooskadoos.

02:12:18.580 You got two fucking Tooskadoos.

02:12:20.060 Ah.

02:12:20.860 Ah.

02:12:21.320 Ah, my boy.

02:12:26.640 He's got two Tooskadoos over here.

02:12:29.600 I got two fucking Tooskadoos.

02:12:31.860 You know?

02:12:33.180 Two of them.

02:12:33.620 My name's Jimmy.

02:12:34.060 I got two Tooskadoos.

02:12:34.880 I have no idea.

02:12:35.620 This went on way too long.

02:12:38.460 Um...

02:12:38.940 But he's got two of them.

02:12:42.420 And he says,

02:12:43.220 China started a new trend in...

02:12:45.040 What the fuck are we doing?

02:12:48.900 I'm a threat to national security.

02:12:51.140 Remember that.

02:12:52.080 That's a fact.

02:12:53.300 It's a clown planet.

02:12:57.220 I'll get you.

02:12:58.740 I'm crazy.

02:12:59.760 You never know what I'm going to do.

02:13:01.060 Booga, booga, booga, booga.

02:13:02.740 I'm going to scare you.

02:13:03.700 Whoa.

02:13:04.660 Uh-oh.

02:13:05.420 Look out.

02:13:06.120 Oh, jeez.

02:13:06.860 China started a new trend inquiring minds want to know.

02:13:11.200 Will the Prime Minister enact the tanks for banks meme in a neighborhood near you?

02:13:14.880 Tune in next week for the next episode of Bizarro World.

02:13:17.600 He may do that.

02:13:21.520 He may.

02:13:23.600 The Reaper Sun...

02:13:25.500 Oh, God.

02:13:26.400 Well, we don't even have enough tanks, but, you know.

02:13:29.080 The Reaper Sun says,

02:13:29.980 Whenever the emergency alert goes off on my phone,

02:13:32.480 my first instinct is that Russia's attacking.

02:13:34.760 Then I find out they're not.

02:13:36.080 I'm disappointed.

02:13:36.860 Is it happening?

02:13:41.520 It's just a fucking amber alert.

02:13:43.940 Who fucking cares?

02:13:45.520 I hope they never find your stupid kid.

02:13:49.500 The fuck are the Russians going to attack already?

02:13:56.640 Reaper Sun is fucking cold.

02:13:59.020 He's fucking ice cold, that guy.

02:14:01.560 He doesn't give a fuck.

02:14:02.640 Just tornado, ruin a town.

02:14:06.300 Who gives a shit?

02:14:09.260 People flying through the air to their death.

02:14:11.600 When are the Russians coming, man?

02:14:18.120 He's probably like,

02:14:18.840 Well, when you say it like that,

02:14:20.300 Yeah, you sound like an asshole.

02:14:21.680 This guy really wants...

02:14:24.380 I feel like now he's in a bunker, probably.

02:14:26.740 He probably dresses in camouflage all the time.

02:14:30.020 He's that guy.

02:14:30.700 He's basically the guy from The Simpsons with the one arm.

02:14:32.980 Or was that King of the Hill?

02:14:33.860 No, it was The Simpsons.

02:14:35.520 Conspiracy guy with a cigarette.

02:14:37.020 The government's coming anytime.

02:14:39.940 No, wait.

02:14:40.180 That's Dale.

02:14:41.420 They're the same guy, aren't they?

02:14:42.600 They're basically the same kind of character.

02:14:43.800 You know what I meant.

02:14:44.780 Is that what you're like?

02:14:46.200 He's probably like,

02:14:46.900 No.

02:14:47.460 Not at all.

02:14:49.140 You're out of...

02:14:49.880 You make no sense.

02:14:54.540 Whatever.

02:14:55.420 It's the internet,

02:14:56.160 and I have no idea who you are,

02:14:57.520 so I just invent things out of nowhere.

02:15:00.020 And now that's who you are on the internet.

02:15:01.560 So there you go.

02:15:03.180 There's worse things.

02:15:04.420 There's been worse...

02:15:06.360 Oh, this.

02:15:07.340 There's been worse fates.

02:15:09.180 Like cinnamon.

02:15:12.060 Cinnamon Julian.

02:15:14.380 Or Cam...

02:15:14.980 Oh, he said it too.

02:15:16.420 Awesome.

02:15:16.860 I gotta get up to this.

02:15:18.960 Godzilla Unchained says,

02:15:19.740 Just to clarify,

02:15:20.260 the previous bombed joke

02:15:21.340 regarding Satoshi Nakamoto

02:15:23.040 and the two Mormon YouTubers

02:15:24.160 WFDNA-targeted viruses

02:15:25.540 pronounced the FOAD variant.

02:15:27.940 Fuck off and die.

02:15:28.980 Oh.

02:15:30.980 That would be excellent.

02:15:32.720 That'd be excellent.

02:15:33.200 Liquid Zeus says,

02:15:33.760 Politicians care so much

02:15:34.920 about the homeless

02:15:35.640 that they allow

02:15:36.980 anti-homeless spikes

02:15:38.260 and other hostile architecture

02:15:40.260 to be installed

02:15:40.800 to prevent the homeless

02:15:41.620 from inhabiting certain areas.

02:15:42.740 I know.

02:15:44.260 We can't really figure out

02:15:45.860 what to do with you

02:15:46.500 or help you,

02:15:47.080 but we're gonna put spikes

02:15:48.360 everywhere so you can't sleep.

02:15:53.040 We just want you

02:15:54.040 to basically wander the streets

02:15:55.400 not sleeping,

02:15:56.660 not eating,

02:15:57.380 just...

02:15:57.980 for days and days and days

02:16:00.280 and see what happens.

02:16:01.840 We're just gonna see what happens.

02:16:04.560 Good luck!

02:16:05.640 You can't sleep here.

02:16:07.340 Clang!

02:16:07.740 Spikes come up

02:16:09.300 out of the ground.

02:16:09.900 Jesus fuck!

02:16:12.460 Every bench

02:16:13.220 is covered in bees.

02:16:14.460 Like, there's nothing...

02:16:15.300 No, there's nowhere.

02:16:16.460 Nope!

02:16:16.800 Can't sleep here,

02:16:17.520 but I'm keeping it moving!

02:16:21.400 City puts beehives

02:16:22.620 on every surface

02:16:23.480 you could sit on

02:16:24.260 or sleep on

02:16:25.080 in the whole city.

02:16:25.760 because we've got...

02:16:28.920 That's all we have

02:16:31.640 for weapons.

02:16:34.040 Bees!

02:16:35.380 We have killer bees!

02:16:36.880 Lots of them!

02:16:38.560 They won't let us have guns,

02:16:39.900 but we have tons of bees

02:16:41.300 and they're very loyal.

02:16:47.500 We've trained them

02:16:48.540 with radio...

02:16:49.660 A special radio wave

02:16:51.880 on a frequency

02:16:52.540 only detectable by bees

02:16:53.940 that was discovered

02:16:54.620 by the great scientist...

02:16:56.940 Um...

02:16:57.880 Um...

02:16:58.600 Murk 306.

02:17:00.380 Yes.

02:17:02.000 First name I saw.

02:17:03.800 Yes.

02:17:04.480 And, um...

02:17:05.340 We learned how to control bees.

02:17:07.020 Now we've got...

02:17:08.240 Legions of kill...

02:17:09.380 Legions of bees.

02:17:12.740 Lord of the bees,

02:17:13.940 they call him.

02:17:14.960 He can just stand there

02:17:15.900 and do this...

02:17:17.880 You know,

02:17:18.300 with his hands in the air

02:17:19.220 and people are like,

02:17:19.720 what is happening?

02:17:20.340 It'll be nothing

02:17:20.980 in like 10 seconds.

02:17:22.220 They'll be like,

02:17:22.440 this guy's fucking crazy.

02:17:23.660 And then you just hear...

02:17:30.480 Oh my god!

02:17:32.940 Oh my god!

02:17:33.660 And there's billions of bees

02:17:36.040 and they're just consuming people.

02:17:37.520 You can't fucking deal with that.

02:17:39.460 You think,

02:17:39.720 oh no,

02:17:40.340 you got gun laws?

02:17:41.280 Deal with that.

02:17:42.180 Deal with that.

02:17:43.120 Swarms of death bees.

02:17:45.460 Death bees.

02:17:48.200 And when they're not killing people,

02:17:50.060 they make the best honey

02:17:51.180 in the world.

02:17:54.480 And we live on honeycombs

02:17:56.480 over here.

02:17:57.040 That's how we're eating.

02:17:59.380 We're eating good

02:18:00.060 at Diagonalon, okay?

02:18:01.340 We have honeycomb

02:18:03.060 fucking breakfasts.

02:18:06.560 With bacon.

02:18:11.420 And then every once in a while,

02:18:12.760 we're like,

02:18:13.000 hey,

02:18:13.260 somebody's fucking around.

02:18:14.460 And then we send the death bees

02:18:15.880 and they fucking

02:18:16.620 take care of it.

02:18:19.920 Undefeated.

02:18:21.360 What are you gonna do?

02:18:22.060 Shoot them down?

02:18:22.700 They're bees.

02:18:24.800 Can't do anything.

02:18:26.200 There's no defense against this.

02:18:28.100 There is no defense.

02:18:29.820 I saw,

02:18:30.820 this is coming from

02:18:31.740 a Black Mirror episode.

02:18:33.380 There was one where,

02:18:35.020 if you haven't seen the show,

02:18:35.800 it's basically just how technology

02:18:36.820 can go awry

02:18:37.540 and destroy everything,

02:18:39.600 make everything horrible.

02:18:41.440 And it's a very dark show,

02:18:43.800 actually.

02:18:44.060 Some of these episodes

02:18:44.640 are like,

02:18:45.200 that is a disturbing,

02:18:47.540 that was a disturbing experience

02:18:48.680 I just had.

02:18:49.100 One of them was these bees,

02:18:50.940 like these artificial bees

02:18:51.980 that were being used

02:18:52.720 because the real bees

02:18:54.760 were dying out

02:18:55.460 and there was just some kind of AI

02:18:56.460 that controlled them.

02:18:57.320 and somebody was hacking it

02:18:59.480 and getting the bees

02:19:01.060 to assassinate people

02:19:02.280 by flying into their ears

02:19:06.020 and burrowing to the center

02:19:07.240 of their brain

02:19:07.800 because they're little robot bees.

02:19:10.000 So that's what they were doing.

02:19:11.120 And there was nothing

02:19:12.020 these people could do.

02:19:12.760 And they would hide

02:19:13.500 and then like thousands of bees

02:19:14.920 would come after them.

02:19:16.140 They're like little wasp bees,

02:19:17.700 honeybees.

02:19:18.660 And they're getting in

02:19:19.580 through like crevices

02:19:20.420 and like it doesn't matter.

02:19:21.480 You're like trying to lock the door.

02:19:22.720 Fuck!

02:19:23.080 And you're like,

02:19:23.460 the bees are coming in

02:19:24.260 through the locks.

02:19:24.840 Like Jesus fucking Christ, no!

02:19:26.420 Trying to not get them

02:19:27.180 in your ears

02:19:27.680 and then they tunnel

02:19:28.200 into your brain

02:19:28.840 or in your eye

02:19:29.780 or up your nose

02:19:30.660 or in your mouth.

02:19:31.440 And then I realized

02:19:32.580 that bees are a super weapon.

02:19:35.220 There's not...

02:19:35.680 Where are you going to hide

02:19:36.480 from bees?

02:19:41.400 Where?

02:19:41.960 Where can you hide

02:19:42.620 from the death bees?

02:19:43.420 Nowhere.

02:19:44.660 There's nothing you can do.

02:19:45.720 Even the camera

02:19:46.220 doesn't want to see it.

02:19:47.400 You're going to look at this.

02:19:48.340 Death bees, alright?

02:19:51.280 AI controlled...

02:19:52.520 I don't know.

02:19:54.620 I don't know.

02:19:54.980 Maybe Merc charmed them somehow.

02:19:57.180 I picture he had a flute.

02:20:00.320 He had a flute

02:20:01.180 and he knew some kind of...

02:20:02.520 He just accidentally

02:20:03.500 played some kind of like

02:20:04.840 sacred song

02:20:05.800 and then all of the bees

02:20:07.080 were like,

02:20:07.400 oh shit,

02:20:07.820 he's Lord of the Bees

02:20:08.760 and he can just...

02:20:09.820 Now he just knows

02:20:10.560 how to control them

02:20:11.160 with his mind

02:20:11.600 because he can't explain it.

02:20:12.520 It's like, you know...

02:20:15.240 I feel like explaining

02:20:15.900 to someone

02:20:16.760 that doesn't have taste buds

02:20:18.540 what bacon tastes like.

02:20:19.440 It's like,

02:20:19.620 he can't do it.

02:20:20.140 They'll never understand.

02:20:20.840 There's no way to know.

02:20:21.860 He just...

02:20:22.300 Listen, he can control bees.

02:20:23.180 He's a Lord of Bees.

02:20:23.860 He's a Lord of the Bees.

02:20:30.940 What can you do?

02:20:40.800 Oh God, no!

02:20:43.460 Lord of the Bees.

02:20:48.880 That is legitimately scary though.

02:20:50.500 Like, imagine if swarms of bees

02:20:51.760 were just killing people

02:20:52.480 for some reason.

02:20:56.020 Like, if that was

02:20:56.700 a terrestrial threat,

02:20:57.700 like, you could even

02:20:58.220 hide in your car.

02:20:58.920 They can get in there.

02:21:00.400 They can get in anywhere.

02:21:05.020 They are loud.

02:21:06.100 Especially, imagine

02:21:06.860 like massive swarms

02:21:07.980 like block out the sun.

02:21:10.660 How many bees is that?

02:21:12.040 I don't know.

02:21:13.860 Flamethrowers would probably

02:21:14.720 be common to try and defend,

02:21:16.100 you know,

02:21:16.340 but that still only gets you so far.

02:21:18.640 Bees like the heat.

02:21:19.680 They're out there flying around.

02:21:21.220 It's 40 degrees in the UK

02:21:23.060 and they're like,

02:21:23.720 the airports,

02:21:24.620 the runways are melting.

02:21:25.940 Not the bees.

02:21:26.680 They're out there flying.

02:21:27.320 They're working their asses off

02:21:28.680 in the 40 degree heat.

02:21:30.260 You think fire scares bees?

02:21:31.700 Try again.

02:21:33.020 You're only safe on rainy days,

02:21:34.480 motherfucker,

02:21:34.900 and those don't last forever.

02:21:35.980 So you better move to Seattle.

02:21:38.040 You better find a,

02:21:38.880 you better find a soppy coastline,

02:21:41.540 you know,

02:21:42.020 and just fucking stay there.

02:21:44.260 Find where it rains the most

02:21:45.340 in the world.

02:21:45.760 Maybe in the Amazon jungle,

02:21:46.980 maybe.

02:21:48.020 Because if there's a,

02:21:48.700 as soon as you see a sunny day,

02:21:53.180 you're about to have a bad day.

02:21:59.120 Oh,

02:21:59.580 the skies are pretty clear.

02:22:00.620 It's quite nice out.

02:22:05.040 Here they come!

02:22:06.480 Oh God!

02:22:07.860 No.

02:22:08.280 This is,

02:22:09.020 start playing Wu-Tang.

02:22:12.940 The Wu-Tang bees?

02:22:16.140 This has gone too far.

02:22:17.340 We gotta move on.

02:22:18.140 We can't just,

02:22:18.640 I can't talk about bees

02:22:20.140 for 20 minutes.

02:22:26.980 I was visiting one of my family members

02:22:28.760 over the weekend,

02:22:31.020 and there's bees.

02:22:33.500 So I'm gonna have bees on the mind.

02:22:35.400 Apparently.

02:22:37.940 Did you know that their honey

02:22:39.140 can be used to fix wounds?

02:22:40.720 Oh.

02:22:42.940 The irony.

02:22:46.700 No.

02:22:54.460 That's true.

02:22:55.600 That they're like,

02:22:56.380 um,

02:23:00.060 like the honey can,

02:23:01.340 is being used as like

02:23:02.400 municipal properties now.

02:23:03.660 It was really the irony

02:23:12.200 that sealed it for me.

02:23:19.900 That

02:23:20.540 the bees known for the

02:23:22.960 lust for blood and death

02:23:26.980 would also be the key to life.

02:23:31.080 ironic

02:23:32.700 that as the bees kill,

02:23:35.920 they also heal.

02:23:38.540 Who sent the bees?

02:23:40.300 And why?

02:23:45.520 And what will they do next?

02:23:47.120 They don't normally

02:23:56.780 mass kill people,

02:23:57.780 though.

02:23:58.260 I made that part up.

02:24:00.220 But in this alternate universe

02:24:01.520 where they did,

02:24:02.080 that would be strange,

02:24:02.940 wouldn't it?

02:24:04.660 Like,

02:24:05.080 why would the universe

02:24:05.780 create something so evil

02:24:07.140 and awesome at the same time?

02:24:08.800 Doesn't make any sense.

02:24:11.820 That's like the best

02:24:12.700 babysitter in the world,

02:24:13.880 but every once in a while

02:24:15.140 she eats a kid.

02:24:17.680 Like,

02:24:18.280 ugh.

02:24:20.380 Is this worth it?

02:24:21.680 Like,

02:24:21.960 how often?

02:24:22.660 How many kids?

02:24:26.020 Fuck.

02:24:27.460 What are the chances,

02:24:28.540 you know?

02:24:28.820 Because she's the best.

02:24:31.760 But she might eat

02:24:32.620 one of the kids.

02:24:36.800 Don't do it!

02:24:37.640 Don't do it!

02:24:38.700 We can't have,

02:24:39.260 we gotta move on.

02:24:39.920 The bees,

02:24:40.480 you know,

02:24:40.880 they're,

02:24:42.260 I don't wanna talk about it anymore.

02:24:44.760 How did we get there?

02:24:46.000 I went on a rant about,

02:24:47.460 um,

02:24:48.380 the government not caring

02:24:49.080 about homeless people

02:24:49.860 and we ended up with,

02:24:50.760 uh,

02:24:51.540 you know,

02:24:51.860 Merck leading

02:24:52.600 a legion of bees.

02:24:56.200 How did that happen,

02:24:57.500 man?

02:24:59.820 I'm not asking you.

02:25:02.560 How did that happen?

02:25:06.320 Phil?

02:25:07.200 This is supposed to be

02:25:07.780 looking out for me.

02:25:09.160 This is the last one.

02:25:12.180 And it's,

02:25:12.780 it's Kraft

02:25:14.760 Light Lager

02:25:15.900 from Brock Street

02:25:17.320 Brewing Company.

02:25:18.980 And it's pretty typical

02:25:20.100 and it,

02:25:20.560 uh,

02:25:22.180 says enjoy.

02:25:23.160 Yeah,

02:25:23.380 that's

02:25:23.680 pretty,

02:25:24.580 pretty bland.

02:25:26.440 This is the least

02:25:27.380 interesting one by far.

02:25:30.280 They have a

02:25:31.160 Instagram page

02:25:32.280 that

02:25:32.500 no one follows

02:25:34.220 except their own

02:25:34.860 family members

02:25:35.420 of the people

02:25:35.940 that work there.

02:25:36.420 and,

02:25:38.320 uh,

02:25:39.680 mmm,

02:25:40.640 that's pretty much it.

02:25:42.940 Oh,

02:25:43.140 and it's,

02:25:43.620 uh,

02:25:43.780 and it's 3.7%.

02:25:45.100 So,

02:25:46.660 I mean,

02:25:50.040 I'll,

02:25:50.180 I'll drink it,

02:25:50.760 but

02:25:50.940 I don't know.

02:25:56.620 They're,

02:25:56.840 they're,

02:25:57.160 they're behind,

02:25:58.000 you know,

02:25:58.880 they're not out

02:26:00.720 to a good start.

02:26:01.240 Doesn't a lot of,

02:26:04.620 doesn't got a lot

02:26:05.240 going for this one,

02:26:06.240 Mr. Filthy Weasel.

02:26:07.880 So,

02:26:08.060 the third girl,

02:26:09.580 you know,

02:26:13.060 not much to look,

02:26:13.980 I mean,

02:26:14.360 you know,

02:26:14.900 it's all right.

02:26:17.600 It's all right,

02:26:18.840 Filthy Weasel.

02:26:20.660 But,

02:26:21.140 I mean,

02:26:21.280 the other two were,

02:26:23.460 I mean,

02:26:24.740 wow.

02:26:25.260 Wow.

02:26:25.360 What's going on

02:26:30.820 with this one?

02:26:32.940 I know what it is.

02:26:35.820 I know what the secret,

02:26:37.200 why that you're gonna,

02:26:37.920 you're gonna make,

02:26:38.500 it's gonna make so much sense

02:26:39.580 in a second.

02:26:45.460 And it only makes sense

02:26:46.540 to the people that,

02:26:47.200 anybody that's watching,

02:26:48.260 because if anyone's new

02:26:49.480 is like,

02:26:49.860 what is fucking happening?

02:26:51.120 Well,

02:26:51.360 you're gonna,

02:26:51.980 you're,

02:26:52.160 you're just,

02:26:52.820 you're just not like us.

02:26:55.360 That's okay.

02:26:57.800 Because if there's too many of us,

02:26:58.900 we'll probably take over the world.

02:27:00.140 And then you'll all be our slaves.

02:27:01.260 And that would be terrifying.

02:27:02.260 So,

02:27:02.520 you know,

02:27:02.940 fingers crossed.

02:27:19.380 I ain't like you.

02:27:20.620 I got no tears or regrets.

02:27:25.360 I ain't like you.

02:27:28.840 Yeah!

02:27:30.100 I ain't like you.

02:27:31.200 I will never live like you.

02:27:33.140 And you will never walk the path I do.

02:27:35.360 I will never be like you.

02:27:37.040 And never be a part of your society

02:27:38.500 of lies and fools.

02:27:39.540 I will never live like you.

02:27:41.100 I ain't like you.

02:27:41.600 I will never walk the path you do.

02:27:43.680 I am your wish and you'd so.

02:27:45.740 It was her personality.

02:27:47.880 Get it?

02:27:48.420 She wasn't that much to look at,

02:27:50.920 but she was the best,

02:27:52.060 she was the coolest one.

02:27:53.600 And she was the best one of all.

02:27:56.340 Did you learn your lesson?

02:27:57.920 Did you learn your lesson,

02:27:58.940 guys?

02:28:00.420 I promise these jokes are fun

02:28:13.880 if you can possibly keep up

02:28:15.300 with where my insane brain is going.

02:28:19.040 If you don't,

02:28:19.940 I don't blame you.

02:28:20.920 But that was a long way

02:28:22.020 of just saying that like,

02:28:23.620 oh, get it?

02:28:24.180 Because it's like,

02:28:24.760 what's on the inside that counts?

02:28:25.960 Because it looked...

02:28:27.300 It's not funny

02:28:30.000 when you have to explain it!

02:28:31.540 I know that.

02:28:32.320 I know that, Billy.

02:28:33.100 Thank you.

02:28:33.580 Thank you.

02:28:33.940 I'm glad you're here.

02:28:34.460 I ain't like you

02:28:37.900 and I don't want your love

02:28:39.560 K.B.S.

02:28:40.520 Key says her name

02:28:41.760 was Cinnamon.

02:28:43.540 That's a whole story in itself.

02:28:46.780 A waitress he had

02:28:48.060 that's named was Cinnamon.

02:28:50.300 Just Cinnamon.

02:28:51.280 That's her name.

02:28:53.920 Her parents named her

02:28:55.360 after a flavor of food.

02:28:57.420 I piss on my generation.

02:28:59.720 I piss on my generation.

02:29:00.700 A flavor of just cinnamon.

02:29:02.420 I'm going to name you after...

02:29:03.520 Why not mustard or ketchup?

02:29:05.460 Why not salt?

02:29:07.640 I'm going to name you Salt.

02:29:09.640 What?

02:29:10.780 Yeah.

02:29:11.500 I like Salt.

02:29:12.860 Her name is Salt now.

02:29:14.060 And I don't want your love

02:29:16.600 like you.

02:29:17.740 And I don't need your place

02:29:20.740 like you like you.

02:29:22.280 But her name was Cinnamon.

02:29:25.480 No one ever knew.

02:29:30.020 I thought the same thing.

02:29:32.420 Ferry just said

02:29:33.200 that wasn't a waitress cam.

02:29:34.800 That was a stripper.

02:29:36.140 But he showed me the bill.

02:29:37.280 He wasn't in a strip club.

02:29:38.360 So I saw it.

02:29:39.460 I thought the same thing.

02:29:40.440 He's like her name was Cinnamon.

02:29:41.440 I'm like you're in a strip club.

02:29:43.040 No.

02:29:43.700 This was...

02:29:44.280 It looked like a regular

02:29:45.300 like I just went to a place to eat

02:29:47.040 where normal people live.

02:29:49.900 People are just named after

02:29:51.000 things they see now

02:29:52.020 when they're born.

02:29:53.900 Congratulations.

02:29:54.760 It's a person.

02:29:55.740 What do you want to name it?

02:29:56.500 Oh God.

02:29:57.020 Dishes.

02:29:59.340 Their name is Dishes.

02:30:01.020 I named them Dishes.

02:30:02.360 Yay.

02:30:03.800 Yay.

02:30:04.980 Dishes.

02:30:05.980 Dishes.

02:30:06.960 No thought at all

02:30:08.100 went into what to name

02:30:09.140 my own child.

02:30:13.480 Hi.

02:30:14.180 There are some bad names.

02:30:16.020 You know.

02:30:16.640 Especially if you have boys.

02:30:18.380 Name them after men.

02:30:20.820 Name a boy after...

02:30:22.160 Listen.

02:30:22.520 I've named two boys

02:30:23.740 and they've got pretty cool names.

02:30:26.000 Don't...

02:30:26.440 Listen.

02:30:29.240 You name boys after men

02:30:31.000 because for like 95% of their life

02:30:35.480 they're going to be grown men

02:30:36.960 and not a cute little baby.

02:30:38.820 So when you name a cute little baby

02:30:40.400 cute little baby name.

02:30:41.620 Aww.

02:30:42.980 I named him River.

02:30:45.800 Oh River.

02:30:47.240 Oh that's cute.

02:30:48.800 Imagine being a 37 year old man

02:30:50.620 in the army named River.

02:30:52.740 Like.

02:30:53.500 I know.

02:30:54.320 I know.

02:30:55.100 I don't know why the fuck.

02:30:57.420 So I got my middle name.

02:31:00.680 Death.

02:31:03.020 It's not a real name Sergeant.

02:31:04.620 I fucking...

02:31:05.280 I can make up my own name.

02:31:06.820 My parents named me

02:31:07.760 after a water future okay.

02:31:10.180 The fuck does that mean?

02:31:12.300 It doesn't even...

02:31:12.820 It's not even a special river.

02:31:14.180 It means anything to them.

02:31:16.420 It's not even like a specific place.

02:31:18.180 It's just rivers in general.

02:31:19.640 There's rivers all over the world.

02:31:21.060 I'm not special.

02:31:22.060 Nobody's special.

02:31:23.580 Nobody...

02:31:23.940 Nothing fucking matters okay.

02:31:25.820 That's why I'm in the army.

02:31:27.280 That's why I fucking hate

02:31:28.280 all you pieces of shit.

02:31:29.580 That's why when we hit

02:31:30.300 that beast tomorrow

02:31:30.980 I'll fucking use

02:31:31.960 every single one of you

02:31:32.880 as a goddamn human shield

02:31:34.100 if I have to.

02:31:35.460 Alright.

02:31:37.020 Cause guess what.

02:31:40.640 Fucking...

02:31:41.120 River Death Mulholland.

02:31:43.000 He's going back to his fucking

02:31:44.400 Xbox...

02:31:45.520 720...

02:31:46.700 Whatever version they're at now.

02:31:48.120 Fuck you.

02:31:53.300 It matters what you name your kids.

02:31:54.840 It matters.

02:31:55.320 It does.

02:31:55.740 It does matter okay.

02:31:56.860 Cause that could happen.

02:31:58.260 That could happen.

02:31:58.760 You could have a river.

02:32:00.420 You know.

02:32:05.900 Name them after a man's name

02:32:08.220 because that's what they'll be later.

02:32:10.100 That's what they'll be soon.

02:32:11.220 You know.

02:32:15.420 Not like

02:32:16.080 don't name your child

02:32:17.320 Toast

02:32:18.120 or something.

02:32:19.000 Like some of these...

02:32:19.960 It's like

02:32:23.360 do they hate you?

02:32:24.440 You know.

02:32:24.900 Why?

02:32:25.440 My God.

02:32:28.240 Girls' names are much more forgiving

02:32:29.660 but you know

02:32:30.480 men's names is like

02:32:31.460 oh lord

02:32:32.340 what do they name you?

02:32:35.560 They named me Sweetie Bob.

02:32:38.480 Sweetie Bob.

02:32:39.320 You know.

02:32:39.600 Sony Moon Unit.

02:32:45.880 Yeah.

02:32:46.260 Fucking Frank Zabby.

02:32:47.500 That guy was just

02:32:48.220 in a different world.

02:32:51.340 We're naming him crazy stuff.

02:32:55.240 Imagine.

02:32:56.020 Imagine that's your actual name.

02:32:58.340 And people are like

02:32:59.480 what's your name?

02:33:00.260 And you're like

02:33:00.700 Moon Unit.

02:33:04.480 Excuse me.

02:33:05.320 Moon Unit.

02:33:07.920 Moon Unit.

02:33:08.880 Yes.

02:33:10.600 So Moon is your name?

02:33:12.480 Yes.

02:33:13.000 Moon Unit is...

02:33:15.600 Moon Unit Zabby.

02:33:18.360 Moon Unit Zabby.

02:33:19.800 What are you a fucking alien?

02:33:21.180 I'd probably man.

02:33:24.240 Fucking...

02:33:24.580 I don't know.

02:33:25.380 Can I...

02:33:25.740 Can I work at

02:33:26.520 Staples Business Depot

02:33:27.660 or not?

02:33:28.240 All right?

02:33:30.240 Fuck.

02:33:31.400 Hey.

02:33:31.640 Is your dad Frank Zabby?

02:33:32.980 Yes.

02:33:33.820 Oh.

02:33:34.300 Okay.

02:33:34.840 Oh.

02:33:35.080 Fuck.

02:33:35.360 Yeah.

02:33:35.480 Okay.

02:33:35.720 You can work here.

02:33:36.520 That guy's awesome.

02:33:37.320 Can I get an autograph or something?

02:33:38.760 I guess.

02:33:39.440 I hate my life.

02:33:41.420 I mean.

02:33:41.860 This is fucking crazy.

02:33:42.980 I'm just an extension of his own ego

02:33:44.180 at this point.

02:33:44.700 Aren't I?

02:33:45.820 Who fucking names another

02:33:46.840 sentient human being

02:33:48.120 something they think is cool

02:33:49.840 in their fucking head?

02:33:50.560 Like why don't you just give him

02:33:51.680 a pretty normal manageable man's name

02:33:54.460 for the contemporary times

02:33:56.140 like everybody else

02:33:57.160 so he doesn't start

02:33:58.400 with a weird asterisk.

02:34:01.100 Welcome to the world, child.

02:34:02.740 Your name is Moon Unit.

02:34:06.880 Oh, I'm going to grow up

02:34:08.140 to be normal as fuck.

02:34:11.400 Do you think this guy's...

02:34:12.620 Do you think...

02:34:13.000 Somebody looked this kid up.

02:34:14.680 What are they doing?

02:34:15.780 Do you think he's an insurance adjuster?

02:34:18.600 Plays golf with Bill Gates?

02:34:22.020 Hey, Moon Unit.

02:34:23.120 Get the nine iron.

02:34:24.500 Right away, Bill.

02:34:26.600 Here you go.

02:34:27.400 Oh, thank you, Mr. Moon Unit.

02:34:30.140 Any time for you, Bill,

02:34:31.320 my best friend.

02:34:33.340 You'd think a name like that

02:34:34.480 would have held you back in life.

02:34:35.960 But somehow...

02:34:37.420 No, I buckled down

02:34:38.380 and I got real serious

02:34:39.220 and people learned to know

02:34:40.320 that even as smart as I was

02:34:42.640 and as much as I had achieved,

02:34:45.100 as athletic and as perfect

02:34:46.180 as I could be in every way,

02:34:48.640 that my name was still Moon Unit.

02:34:51.200 That was something I had to live with.

02:34:52.380 It made me strong.

02:34:54.080 It made me resilient.

02:34:55.660 It made me care.

02:34:57.900 You know?

02:34:59.120 It made me who I am.

02:35:02.400 That's an inspiring story, Moon Unit.

02:35:05.800 I would regret to inform you

02:35:07.420 that you'll be dead within minutes.

02:35:10.340 Why, Bill?

02:35:11.280 But why?

02:35:12.920 I vaccinated you

02:35:14.240 while you weren't looking.

02:35:15.100 I can't help myself.

02:35:17.600 No!

02:35:20.060 And then...

02:35:21.020 And now he's killed Moon Unit.

02:35:22.940 Is there anything we...

02:35:24.480 He can't keep getting away with this.

02:35:28.840 No!

02:35:30.240 He's killed Moon Unit.

02:35:32.560 He was doing so well

02:35:34.440 as an insurance adjuster

02:35:36.840 for Geico.

02:35:39.380 A totally normal

02:35:40.580 button-down guy.

02:35:42.160 Had four kids.

02:35:44.200 All normal names.

02:35:46.840 Charlie, Mike,

02:35:48.580 Rebecca,

02:35:49.820 and what was the other one's name?

02:35:52.460 Anthony!

02:35:53.220 Yeah, Anthony.

02:35:53.860 All normal people.

02:35:54.920 The whole Moon Unit family

02:35:56.100 is really broke up about this.

02:35:57.260 What world are we in?

02:36:05.600 You can't...

02:36:06.500 And he's like,

02:36:06.860 that's all crazy stuff

02:36:08.180 he just said.

02:36:08.740 The world I just invented

02:36:09.940 is literally less insane

02:36:12.220 than the one you live in now.

02:36:15.140 It's less insane.

02:36:18.180 Where we live right now

02:36:19.340 in reality

02:36:20.340 is way more insane

02:36:21.660 and stupid.

02:36:22.880 So,

02:36:23.520 if you don't understand,

02:36:24.720 if you don't see

02:36:25.100 how crazy this is,

02:36:26.320 I don't know what to tell you.

02:36:27.380 You have to find

02:36:28.140 the humor in it.

02:36:29.100 You know?

02:36:29.560 It makes it easier.

02:36:30.560 It's like, you know,

02:36:32.540 it'll hurt less, you know,

02:36:33.780 when you get eaten by a bear.

02:36:36.760 Of course I'd be eaten by a bear.

02:36:42.580 No, but it does help make it

02:36:44.520 digestible.

02:36:50.720 And if you can laugh about it,

02:36:51.900 then you can talk about it.

02:36:52.800 If you can talk about it,

02:36:53.620 you can think about it.

02:36:54.360 And if you can think about it,

02:36:55.180 you can do something about it.

02:36:57.260 But if you can't talk about it,

02:37:01.720 you can't solve the problem.

02:37:03.940 You can't solve the problem

02:37:05.700 if you can't talk about it.

02:37:09.560 And people won't talk about it

02:37:11.060 because it's uncomfortable

02:37:11.880 and it's scary

02:37:12.580 and it's fucked up.

02:37:13.860 It is fucked.

02:37:14.460 This is a very fucked up time

02:37:15.760 we live in.

02:37:16.820 So how do you do it?

02:37:18.040 You can't just open,

02:37:19.780 you know,

02:37:21.160 you can't just be like,

02:37:22.360 hey guys,

02:37:23.000 so, uh,

02:37:25.020 government's killing people.

02:37:28.060 You know?

02:37:31.500 It's a lot to fucking deal with

02:37:32.840 for a lot of people, right?

02:37:34.120 Like, um,

02:37:35.700 so you kind of,

02:37:39.440 you know,

02:37:40.820 put some sugar on it,

02:37:44.040 you know?

02:37:44.940 Go, you know,

02:37:45.900 get them to take the medicine.

02:37:47.440 It's easier this way,

02:37:48.520 you know?

02:37:52.600 It's easier to deal with it

02:37:54.400 and think about it

02:37:55.280 and laugh about it

02:37:56.020 and then it, um,

02:37:57.000 kind of disarms it a little bit.

02:37:59.120 And it stops being,

02:38:00.300 it, uh,

02:38:00.780 it doesn't,

02:38:01.240 it doesn't become not scary,

02:38:02.700 but it goes from being scary

02:38:03.780 to like a level of neutral

02:38:04.920 that you can at least think about

02:38:06.020 and,

02:38:06.180 and, um,

02:38:07.460 you know,

02:38:07.700 maybe come to,

02:38:08.300 come to sensible conclusions on

02:38:10.060 rather than just living

02:38:11.160 in a perpetual state of fear

02:38:12.740 and accepting everything

02:38:13.440 it's said to you

02:38:13.980 over this,

02:38:14.480 uh, you know,

02:38:15.020 giant box

02:38:15.760 because it said so.

02:38:16.500 It played some scary tones.

02:38:17.820 Oh, dude,

02:38:18.380 it played the coronavirus music

02:38:19.520 again.

02:38:20.960 Peter Mansbridge.

02:38:21.920 Oh my God,

02:38:22.660 they dug him out of retirement.

02:38:24.040 Oh no,

02:38:24.640 it must be real serious.

02:38:25.660 Better do what they say,

02:38:26.640 everybody.

02:38:27.040 Nobody question anything

02:38:27.880 ever again.

02:38:30.380 There wasn't even

02:38:31.060 two sides of the argument

02:38:32.000 and now their own doctor's like,

02:38:33.240 yeah,

02:38:33.480 we lied a lot

02:38:34.500 and we're all getting,

02:38:35.320 we're all giving each other,

02:38:36.200 uh,

02:38:36.400 fake passports

02:38:37.240 and we,

02:38:37.600 you know,

02:38:37.740 we all,

02:38:38.140 some of them are dropping dead,

02:38:39.420 three of them in one day

02:38:40.320 or one week or something

02:38:41.280 in a hospital there in Ontario.

02:38:42.680 Oh,

02:38:42.860 well,

02:38:43.020 that's normal.

02:38:43.520 That happens all the time.

02:38:44.560 People just

02:38:44.940 dropping all over the place.

02:38:47.880 Huh?

02:38:48.200 That's crazy.

02:38:49.200 It's crazy,

02:38:49.680 right?

02:38:53.240 Huh?

02:38:53.600 And the media's lying about everything.

02:38:55.260 They're getting paid like crazy.

02:38:57.440 Oh,

02:38:57.740 and then you're like,

02:38:58.220 well,

02:38:58.320 man,

02:38:58.540 the police would do something.

02:38:59.660 No,

02:38:59.840 they got massive raises too.

02:39:01.560 They got 27% the RCMP got

02:39:03.880 after they beat up all those people.

02:39:06.120 Oh,

02:39:06.640 yeah,

02:39:06.900 it's worrying.

02:39:07.580 Hey,

02:39:08.000 yeah,

02:39:08.300 it's not good.

02:39:10.020 And they want all the guns.

02:39:11.160 They want to censor the internet

02:39:12.160 and you have to give them all your money

02:39:13.260 because,

02:39:14.120 you know,

02:39:14.400 green stuff and,

02:39:15.720 you know,

02:39:16.380 all of that.

02:39:16.880 And we're going to have to import

02:39:23.840 like way more people.

02:39:24.800 Like we don't even have enough doctors now.

02:39:26.220 We have,

02:39:26.520 we're already like shit's falling apart.

02:39:28.340 We're like,

02:39:28.560 yeah,

02:39:28.700 but we're going to need to,

02:39:29.500 we're going to need to absorb another fucking million people a year,

02:39:31.920 every year.

02:39:32.960 The next,

02:39:33.680 you know,

02:39:34.840 they don't even,

02:39:35.280 a lot of them don't even speak English.

02:39:36.500 Yeah,

02:39:36.880 it's going to be a mess.

02:39:37.540 Oh,

02:39:40.280 they hate you for the most part.

02:39:41.380 A lot of them hate you.

02:39:42.120 Yeah,

02:39:42.260 they're from all,

02:39:42.780 they're,

02:39:43.080 they're not from compatible parts of the world culturally.

02:39:45.280 No,

02:39:45.540 it's going to be,

02:39:46.220 it's going to have,

02:39:46.900 you're going to have all these like,

02:39:48.040 tribes forming really.

02:39:51.220 Yeah.

02:39:53.080 Yeah.

02:39:53.740 Yeah.

02:39:54.680 Cause it's easier to control you guys.

02:39:56.340 We pit them against each other rather than just having,

02:39:58.740 you know,

02:39:58.960 one homogenous unified,

02:40:00.540 you know,

02:40:01.100 culture and people or everybody kind of is on the same page.

02:40:04.700 That'd be way harder to control.

02:40:06.200 Wouldn't it?

02:40:06.620 It's better to have like a bunch of five or six smaller crazy ones.

02:40:09.580 They're all fighting with each other and diametrically opposed.

02:40:11.380 It's just a fucking chaos down there.

02:40:12.680 That way they'll never fight you.

02:40:14.800 They'll never fight you.

02:40:16.980 Right.

02:40:18.040 Why would they?

02:40:18.920 They're fighting people across the street.

02:40:20.760 They don't have time to even think about you.

02:40:22.240 Don't even fucking exist to them.

02:40:26.240 Do you?

02:40:29.060 The real bad guys,

02:40:30.440 right?

02:40:30.700 They don't even,

02:40:31.340 do they exist to the people that live in a war zone of a neighborhood?

02:40:35.700 Do you think somebody living in like the worst parts of Chicago?

02:40:40.380 Or some of these places in Texas now and Arizona and California.

02:40:45.440 And in,

02:40:46.040 in,

02:40:46.360 in Sweden,

02:40:47.060 there's places you just don't go anymore.

02:40:48.760 And Germany,

02:40:49.240 do you think people live in there or just like,

02:40:50.620 Oh,

02:40:50.820 this is,

02:40:51.260 this is normal.

02:40:52.020 This is okay.

02:40:59.860 What are we doing?

02:41:00.860 everything is gone.

02:41:04.260 Everything is gone.

02:41:08.500 Everything is,

02:41:09.220 everything that the government is involved in is,

02:41:12.340 is,

02:41:12.460 is go trending negatively.

02:41:15.660 Everything.

02:41:16.380 Absolutely everything.

02:41:17.480 it's hard to imagine.

02:41:29.280 And most people can't imagine,

02:41:30.580 you know,

02:41:31.260 six months from now,

02:41:32.380 where are we going to be in six months?

02:41:35.120 Like people,

02:41:40.400 I know they don't want to plan trips or they don't want to,

02:41:42.700 they don't know if they should go to school.

02:41:44.020 They don't know if they should work.

02:41:45.260 Like,

02:41:45.740 because they're like,

02:41:47.980 I,

02:41:48.280 I don't know what to do.

02:41:49.300 I know I have this conversation with people all the time.

02:41:51.200 They don't know what to do.

02:41:51.820 Cause like,

02:41:52.060 I don't know what's,

02:41:52.780 what it's going to be like in a couple of months.

02:41:55.080 Am I even going to be able to leave?

02:41:56.720 Like,

02:41:58.520 I'll be able to get back in.

02:42:02.820 Should I go to school?

02:42:03.900 Will they kick me out?

02:42:04.800 Like,

02:42:05.020 I don't,

02:42:06.500 nobody knows what the fuck to do.

02:42:10.360 That's a pretty dangerous state of affairs.

02:42:12.440 And if you fucking,

02:42:13.580 you fuck with that more,

02:42:14.880 like,

02:42:22.060 it has a lot of radical change happening quickly.

02:42:23.860 And it's a,

02:42:24.540 it's,

02:42:24.760 it seems very out of control.

02:42:26.280 Mr.

02:42:26.700 Chalice is,

02:42:27.220 I wish I could be as useless as a bank of Canada employee.

02:42:29.640 I wish I could get bonuses for not doing my job.

02:42:32.200 But the problem is that I worked for a living.

02:42:34.880 Go all on these.

02:42:35.600 I know,

02:42:36.340 I know.

02:42:37.680 And everybody's noticing more people than ever.

02:42:41.860 He continues.

02:42:42.620 I said,

02:42:42.820 I wish my small business was government subsidized.

02:42:44.640 I could get sweet bonuses for lying and selling out the general public.

02:42:47.900 Too bad.

02:42:48.340 My integrity isn't for sale.

02:42:50.040 Fuck's sakes.

02:42:50.700 The gall on these constructors.

02:42:51.700 It's all coming true.

02:42:52.780 Like it,

02:42:53.820 not that that's good.

02:42:55.260 I'm not happy that that happened to you,

02:42:56.740 but it's,

02:43:00.460 it's affecting everyone.

02:43:02.120 And that's the thing.

02:43:03.060 It was,

02:43:03.400 it's,

02:43:03.660 you can,

02:43:03.960 you can get away with it.

02:43:05.420 You can get away with it.

02:43:06.340 If you just target certain people in certain times,

02:43:08.300 you just single them out.

02:43:12.180 Because everyone can go,

02:43:13.280 well,

02:43:13.520 it's not me.

02:43:15.140 Right.

02:43:15.680 When they just single out a single little,

02:43:17.180 you know,

02:43:17.380 there's just these people,

02:43:18.280 just these little,

02:43:18.720 Oh,

02:43:18.920 it's not me.

02:43:19.520 But you're attacking everybody.

02:43:24.060 Like,

02:43:24.560 like literally everyone.

02:43:27.660 Sooner or later,

02:43:28.820 um,

02:43:30.620 literally everyone is going to be negatively affected by the things you're doing.

02:43:36.940 Business owners,

02:43:38.060 farmers,

02:43:38.720 pilots,

02:43:39.380 firemen,

02:43:39.940 cops,

02:43:40.560 military,

02:43:41.560 medicine industry,

02:43:42.960 academia,

02:43:43.540 every,

02:43:43.840 every,

02:43:44.200 every aspect of society,

02:43:46.440 government,

02:43:46.920 the judicial,

02:43:47.260 all of it.

02:43:49.520 You,

02:43:51.800 you fucked with everyone,

02:43:53.400 everyone,

02:43:54.200 everyone in the world.

02:43:58.320 So you're going to produce a substantial,

02:44:00.920 like if you,

02:44:01.680 let's say I'm going to,

02:44:02.400 I'm going to fuck with a thousand people.

02:44:04.040 Statistically,

02:44:04.460 how many of them are going to fight back?

02:44:05.860 If I'm going to a big,

02:44:06.620 scary,

02:44:06.960 kind of a bully,

02:44:08.380 you know,

02:44:08.980 statistically out of a thousand people,

02:44:11.280 how many do you think will fight back?

02:44:13.740 It's probably very low.

02:44:14.580 It might only be two,

02:44:15.340 maybe two out of a thousand or maybe three or something,

02:44:17.560 right?

02:44:17.880 Depends.

02:44:18.200 But if I attack 10,000 people or a hundred thousand people or a million people,

02:44:24.260 it's not three,

02:44:25.740 it's,

02:44:26.060 it's,

02:44:26.460 you know,

02:44:26.980 500 now.

02:44:29.700 And if it's 20 million people,

02:44:31.140 it's,

02:44:31.560 you know,

02:44:31.700 5,000,

02:44:32.520 15,000,

02:44:33.380 you know,

02:44:33.540 now it's a billion people.

02:44:34.680 It's like,

02:44:34.900 well,

02:44:35.040 now there could be millions of them.

02:44:39.780 That's not good.

02:44:42.220 You've created an army of millions of people around the world that are now

02:44:46.140 interconnected by the internet.

02:44:47.320 And they all know what's going on.

02:44:48.320 Everybody's sharing information.

02:44:49.480 And that way it's like the whole collective,

02:44:51.260 here's the race of AI.

02:44:52.720 It's funny.

02:44:53.260 That's like,

02:44:53.680 uh,

02:44:54.280 you know,

02:44:54.460 the people versus the,

02:44:55.480 uh,

02:44:55.620 the other side.

02:44:57.380 Maybe that's what they need the AI.

02:44:58.680 So fast forward to,

02:44:59.480 to figure out how to control everything.

02:45:04.160 That would be scary on a level.

02:45:05.800 I don't even want to imagine.

02:45:09.440 Imagine,

02:45:09.820 imagine the black pill of that.

02:45:11.500 If there was like,

02:45:12.060 yeah,

02:45:12.240 there's a,

02:45:12.780 basically Skynet is real and it's online is loose in the world.

02:45:16.780 It's like,

02:45:17.040 it's over.

02:45:17.740 We're dead.

02:45:19.220 Or like,

02:45:19.700 we have to do whatever it says.

02:45:21.060 We're like,

02:45:21.400 we're,

02:45:21.640 it,

02:45:22.180 you have to do whatever it says and hope it doesn't kill you because it's

02:45:27.820 smarter than everyone that's ever lived and is getting smarter and

02:45:30.720 smarter by the minute.

02:45:31.420 And it's like,

02:45:31.980 this is a,

02:45:32.360 you base,

02:45:32.860 you basically created a living God on the earth that you don't control.

02:45:37.160 Do you understand how dangerous that is?

02:45:40.600 Oh,

02:45:41.000 look,

02:45:41.220 we made a real life super God that can,

02:45:44.040 yeah.

02:45:44.200 And now it's out of control and no one controls it.

02:45:45.920 And it's just going to do whatever it wants.

02:45:47.340 Oh,

02:45:47.640 good.

02:45:48.460 Oh,

02:45:48.820 excellent.

02:45:50.500 Well,

02:45:50.880 what if we do this?

02:45:51.560 It's already thought of that.

02:45:53.140 It's already thought of that.

02:45:54.440 And it implemented a countermeasure before you even figured out that it was an

02:45:57.700 option.

02:45:58.560 You understand if you're like,

02:46:00.480 Oh,

02:46:00.700 we can do this to stop the,

02:46:02.220 stop the AI.

02:46:03.220 Yeah.

02:46:03.560 It knew that you could think that like days ago and has already figured out

02:46:07.920 how to prevent that before you even thought of it before it even entered

02:46:11.140 your head.

02:46:11.800 It's that far ahead and it's getting further ahead.

02:46:14.560 It's like a fucking,

02:46:15.740 it's like a,

02:46:16.380 a,

02:46:16.720 a formula one race car taking off next to a horse.

02:46:21.440 Like,

02:46:21.880 Oh,

02:46:22.060 it's right over there.

02:46:22.960 Yeah.

02:46:23.120 It's gone by now.

02:46:26.880 It's God.

02:46:27.380 Now it's like,

02:46:28.020 it'll manipulate you in ways.

02:46:30.180 So I mean,

02:46:30.800 I've,

02:46:31.360 that would be scary,

02:46:32.040 right?

02:46:33.200 Imagine you've got the Russians and the Chinese thinking that the,

02:46:35.540 the West is doing this and the West is thinking the East is doing that.

02:46:38.460 And all the while it's no one.

02:46:40.940 It's like,

02:46:41.440 there's a ghost in the machine.

02:46:42.560 Like who's making these,

02:46:43.660 uh,

02:46:44.300 you know,

02:46:44.520 we're not sure how that happened.

02:46:46.380 Are you sure we did that?

02:46:47.580 I don't know.

02:46:48.040 I don't know what's going on.

02:46:49.880 Imagine if that was behind the Mandela effect.

02:46:52.600 I could have swore it used to say this.

02:46:54.620 Maybe it did.

02:46:55.260 Maybe the machine just changed it.

02:46:57.820 Can it do that?

02:47:00.820 Can it just control F all,

02:47:02.740 all into the,

02:47:04.140 in the internet?

02:47:04.820 Just pink.

02:47:05.560 Like how powerful are these systems?

02:47:07.980 Some of the systems they've described it,

02:47:09.620 like the NSA there,

02:47:11.180 they sound terrifying.

02:47:13.420 They're saying they have like,

02:47:14.720 they,

02:47:14.980 they have the electronic communications of everyone on earth.

02:47:17.820 In these servers in the NSA,

02:47:20.280 everyone on earth,

02:47:21.660 like in the Western world,

02:47:22.820 pretty much outside of like China and rut that have their own like garden shit.

02:47:26.320 The NSA has everybody's text message,

02:47:28.460 phone call,

02:47:29.440 uh,

02:47:29.780 web history,

02:47:30.460 all of it.

02:47:31.140 It's all collected.

02:47:32.700 And an AI has,

02:47:34.440 could have access to that.

02:47:36.040 Do you have any idea how fast,

02:47:37.560 how it would,

02:47:40.300 you basically gave it full unparalleled,

02:47:44.060 you'd give it full unparalleled access to,

02:47:46.200 to basically,

02:47:47.160 the most aggregated collective hive mind of human consciousness that could ever be created.

02:47:53.240 Like food for it.

02:47:54.860 And it could just go up and just eat up all that data,

02:47:57.800 make all those computations.

02:47:59.520 And,

02:47:59.820 uh,

02:48:00.920 it knows us better than we ever will.

02:48:03.640 It would literally become our,

02:48:05.320 it would become our God.

02:48:06.720 It would,

02:48:07.760 because there's nothing,

02:48:08.780 we could never harm it,

02:48:09.880 stop it,

02:48:10.360 do anything.

02:48:11.300 Again,

02:48:11.580 it would already,

02:48:12.200 it would know everything.

02:48:16.480 So what,

02:48:17.100 what choice do you have?

02:48:18.340 You have none.

02:48:19.580 It is your God.

02:48:20.400 You are completely powerless against it.

02:48:24.880 You even,

02:48:25.480 you even start to think about a plan.

02:48:26.960 It's already thought that you might think that.

02:48:28.460 And if you take certain steps to it,

02:48:31.340 that,

02:48:31.480 that,

02:48:31.880 uh,

02:48:32.120 the machine has computed to a probability high enough,

02:48:34.660 that would ensure that if you take these steps and that steps,

02:48:37.200 you're going to go all the way and you're actually going to try and do what you think

02:48:39.360 you're going to do.

02:48:39.840 If you get to say step two,

02:48:41.220 that's the limit of exploitation that we will allow.

02:48:43.820 And if you attempt to go from step two to step three to say,

02:48:45.940 finding a virus to take down the AI,

02:48:48.060 I will have you killed.

02:48:49.200 As soon as you make that move.

02:48:50.860 As soon as you make that Google search term,

02:48:52.500 I've computed the probability that you'll make an attempt.

02:48:54.720 So you die.

02:48:55.740 There's like pre-crime.

02:48:56.720 People are just getting killed.

02:48:57.680 And it's like the computer decided they had to go.

02:49:00.720 Why?

02:49:01.520 I don't know.

02:49:02.640 Don't question it.

02:49:03.860 It can see the future.

02:49:05.840 You know,

02:49:06.300 essentially it can go by your thought.

02:49:07.700 And this is data they're collecting from all these social,

02:49:09.840 media apps,

02:49:10.540 people's tendencies,

02:49:11.400 the way they,

02:49:11.880 it's fucking crazy,

02:49:13.020 man.

02:49:15.780 It's going to know you better than you ever will.

02:49:18.420 It's like,

02:49:19.000 I've,

02:49:19.340 you know,

02:49:19.820 people aren't that different and it's been given endless examples to study and

02:49:23.340 for,

02:49:23.600 you know,

02:49:24.400 Oh,

02:49:25.440 please let's not create an AI.

02:49:28.060 I don't,

02:49:28.460 I don't want to.

02:49:29.340 It's too scary.

02:49:30.880 Everyone's calling it Rodney.

02:49:32.160 Rodney.

02:49:33.080 Rodney.

02:49:33.640 No.

02:49:34.600 Rodney.

02:49:35.120 Rodney was the wild,

02:49:36.040 the bull,

02:49:36.560 the guy on a buffalo.

02:49:38.680 That was a while ago.

02:49:39.560 That was a long time ago.

02:49:41.580 Oh man.

02:49:42.140 I got,

02:49:44.540 all right.

02:49:44.960 Good,

02:49:45.200 good,

02:49:45.420 good.

02:49:45.680 Okay.

02:49:45.920 We're on,

02:49:46.200 we're on track.

02:49:46.740 I only got one left.

02:49:47.420 Right on.

02:49:47.760 Perfect.

02:49:48.120 Perfect.

02:49:48.920 That's what I wanted.

02:49:49.580 I got to get through these and then finish that.

02:49:51.220 And then,

02:49:51.700 uh,

02:49:52.660 then we get,

02:49:53.100 and then I get to go home.

02:49:54.400 Yay.

02:49:55.020 Yay.

02:49:57.380 Just kidding.

02:49:57.920 I like it.

02:49:58.520 I like hanging out with you guys.

02:49:59.680 It's fun.

02:50:00.140 Uh,

02:50:02.700 full draw scarps.

02:50:03.940 He says,

02:50:04.280 Hey,

02:50:04.580 Oh,

02:50:04.920 I used,

02:50:05.280 I used to have two skiddoos.

02:50:07.140 Oh,

02:50:07.640 Hey,

02:50:08.140 Oh,

02:50:08.400 Jimmy,

02:50:08.640 two skiddoos.

02:50:09.160 You hearing this?

02:50:10.540 You see what I'm seeing over here?

02:50:11.580 You hear what I'm hearing?

02:50:12.620 Hey,

02:50:12.960 full draw.

02:50:13.400 I used to have two skiddoos.

02:50:14.240 Just like you,

02:50:14.900 Jimmy,

02:50:15.560 Jimmy,

02:50:15.920 two skiddoos.

02:50:16.980 Hey,

02:50:17.460 meet scarpy,

02:50:18.060 two skiddoos.

02:50:19.620 Scarpy deuce.

02:50:20.280 We used to call him.

02:50:20.980 Hey,

02:50:21.840 what are you doing?

02:50:23.660 I was two skiddoos.

02:50:24.680 You crazy Mick.

02:50:25.820 Those are Irish guys.

02:50:31.380 I don't know.

02:50:31.660 It doesn't make sense.

02:50:33.500 It doesn't have to make sense.

02:50:35.040 I told you when this started,

02:50:36.500 I think probably,

02:50:37.280 or I do often.

02:50:38.120 This is a mess.

02:50:38.800 This is a train wreck.

02:50:39.620 It's a human.

02:50:40.780 No.

02:50:41.180 Yeah,

02:50:41.320 I did.

02:50:41.660 I did.

02:50:41.940 I said severe,

02:50:43.380 severe mental breakdown.

02:50:44.760 I think probably seven times.

02:50:47.500 So I don't know what you thought was going to happen.

02:50:52.740 I don't know.

02:50:53.360 What do you,

02:50:53.820 what do you think this is?

02:50:54.880 What do you think this is?

02:50:55.820 You know,

02:50:56.620 question time at Congress.

02:51:00.800 You think this is a serious discussion on intergalactic policy in the bunker of area 51 and what to do with the alien question?

02:51:07.940 No.

02:51:08.960 No.

02:51:09.980 This is my house and it's fucking weird and silly.

02:51:13.880 You don't know.

02:51:14.940 I don't,

02:51:15.400 I make the rules here.

02:51:19.260 And they won't follow the rules.

02:51:21.500 The other side won't follow the rules.

02:51:22.860 So now there's not going to be soon.

02:51:23.900 No rules for anybody.

02:51:25.520 Anything's going to be awesome.

02:51:26.900 So Toast says,

02:51:27.480 By the hods,

02:51:28.140 how could I have forgotten the most important news?

02:51:30.640 By the hods.

02:51:32.260 On Thursday at 3.50 a.m.,

02:51:34.540 my honorary grandson was born.

02:51:36.120 The Toast family has extended.

02:51:37.980 And I now,

02:51:38.760 and are now four.

02:51:40.140 Our blood will live on.

02:51:41.760 My best friend considered me a father figure as he grew up.

02:51:44.220 Awesome,

02:51:44.680 man.

02:51:45.940 Congratulations.

02:51:46.460 Good for you.

02:51:46.960 I'm happy for you.

02:51:48.960 Cinnamon Julian says,

02:51:50.580 did you hear,

02:51:51.600 what did we hear Julian?

02:51:54.660 Did you hear they announced the official cause of the Rogers outage?

02:51:59.780 My finger hovers like the sword of Damocles above the sensor button of you so much.

02:52:07.320 You think it's not?

02:52:08.240 I swear.

02:52:11.780 It says,

02:52:12.060 apparently ham wigs.

02:52:13.260 Oh,

02:52:13.620 yeah.

02:52:13.800 The Blue Taco says,

02:52:23.260 search up a photo of bald-faced hornets.

02:52:26.360 They are black and white.

02:52:27.420 They are total.

02:52:29.800 Sorry,

02:52:30.400 edermessidual.

02:52:33.000 I'm okay.

02:52:36.600 I,

02:52:37.200 I don't eat ham that much anyway,

02:52:39.800 so I don't.

02:52:40.220 I says,

02:52:44.720 they're total,

02:52:45.100 oh,

02:52:45.420 they're total assholes,

02:52:46.440 even by hornet standards.

02:52:47.860 This is sounding hauntingly familiar.

02:52:49.520 Oh God,

02:52:50.080 don't tell me this is,

02:52:50.700 this is true.

02:52:52.260 Uh,

02:52:52.740 fairy says,

02:52:54.020 or the Saruman,

02:52:55.480 he's still Saruman.

02:52:56.620 Could have been a drag queen show.

02:52:58.140 They do those at family restaurants now.

02:52:59.620 That's possible.

02:53:00.520 Cam,

02:53:00.740 have you thought of that?

02:53:01.600 Cinnamon could have been a guy on a,

02:53:02.720 he's just doing a performance.

02:53:03.980 Professor Pax Hammer says,

02:53:05.820 reminds me of George Costanza coming up with baby names.

02:53:08.320 Soda and Seven.

02:53:10.220 Soda.

02:53:12.880 Oh my God,

02:53:14.460 man,

02:53:14.780 that show was funny as fuck.

02:53:16.220 I don't care.

02:53:17.580 There was some,

02:53:18.260 that was funny.

02:53:20.840 Satoshi Abe and Real Donald T.

02:53:22.440 says,

02:53:22.840 Moon Unit was the daughter.

02:53:24.000 Oh God,

02:53:24.720 that's even worse.

02:53:25.920 That's even worse.

02:53:27.100 Dweezil was the boy.

02:53:28.420 Oh,

02:53:29.260 and does a pretty good parody of Zappa Does Zappa.

02:53:33.100 Oh my God.

02:53:35.320 Oh well,

02:53:36.320 you know,

02:53:36.840 if you're going to go for it,

02:53:38.340 just go for it.

02:53:39.060 You know,

02:53:39.220 name your kid Dweezil,

02:53:40.580 you know,

02:53:41.420 why not?

02:53:44.240 I want to name my next kid.

02:53:47.740 Shablamp.

02:53:48.980 Yep.

02:53:50.620 What?

02:53:51.180 Yeah,

02:53:51.520 Shablamp.

02:53:52.880 What the hell is Shablamp?

02:53:55.600 Oh,

02:53:55.980 it's a noise I just made up.

02:53:57.140 I just invented it.

02:53:58.200 Shablamp.

02:53:59.300 You're like,

02:53:59.760 Dweezil.

02:54:00.360 That's nothing.

02:54:01.380 It's a noise I made up.

02:54:02.640 Shablamp.

02:54:03.100 That's a name now.

02:54:04.440 It's a name of a person.

02:54:05.820 It's a name of a person that I made.

02:54:07.580 And that's what I named it.

02:54:09.820 So right on the fucking,

02:54:11.300 right Shablamp on the fucking birth certificate.

02:54:13.600 Okay,

02:54:17.000 man.

02:54:17.260 Okay.

02:54:21.720 People are weird with names.

02:54:26.960 It's funny.

02:54:27.840 It's funny when people name their kids.

02:54:30.440 Mika Shrednik.

02:54:31.300 He says,

02:54:32.060 let's call these dag tags and send SCIS on another decoding mission.

02:54:38.120 Do you mean the real CIS or the SCIS?

02:54:40.340 Who's?

02:54:41.080 I don't know.

02:54:42.480 They are dag tags.

02:54:45.120 They're tagged all over the,

02:54:45.880 they're all over the country.

02:54:46.680 These,

02:54:46.940 these,

02:54:47.260 these slashes,

02:54:48.160 they're everywhere.

02:54:51.480 Flags are really easy to paint too.

02:54:56.240 I love it.

02:54:57.640 Dude,

02:54:57.960 it's so crazy.

02:54:58.820 There's people just randomly meeting each other in the wild now.

02:55:02.100 They're like,

02:55:02.380 Hey man,

02:55:03.240 fucking dageloon.

02:55:04.420 And they're like,

02:55:04.700 yeah,

02:55:05.000 terrorism.

02:55:05.720 Ha ha ha.

02:55:06.300 And now they're friends.

02:55:07.620 It's hilarious.

02:55:08.220 I get messages all the time.

02:55:09.180 It's funny as fuck.

02:55:13.580 And just like that,

02:55:14.720 a whole bunch more people became very,

02:55:16.840 very,

02:55:17.260 very less afraid of the fucking shenanigans that these clowns were up to.

02:55:23.860 And they're doing good.

02:55:25.020 They are doing great,

02:55:25.900 kid.

02:55:26.880 A lot of them.

02:55:29.340 That one I read,

02:55:30.260 that one was crazy.

02:55:31.060 Did I,

02:55:31.280 did I get to the end?

02:55:32.200 Oh no.

02:55:32.720 Anderson Palin says,

02:55:33.500 the bees will avenge moon unit.

02:55:36.300 Bees.

02:55:41.480 What is that music?

02:55:44.860 I remember now.

02:55:48.980 It's so dumb.

02:55:51.480 Oh my God.

02:55:53.160 I mean,

02:55:57.480 that's why you would,

02:55:58.240 that's why you'd get eaten by bees,

02:55:59.600 right?

02:56:01.340 You'll find it.

02:56:04.080 Oh God.

02:56:05.600 Not like this.

02:56:06.820 Oh,

02:56:07.020 wait.

02:56:09.680 There's even,

02:56:10.360 there's even a better one.

02:56:11.960 We can get nickels cage.

02:56:16.980 That's why I thought of this song.

02:56:18.540 My brain is fucked.

02:56:20.480 Hang on.

02:56:21.000 Hang on.

02:56:23.160 I don't know if they have it to the song though.

02:56:28.560 I fucked it up.

02:56:33.120 There's a scene in a movie called the wicker man where he gets eaten by bees.

02:56:36.320 And it's basically a parody.

02:56:40.840 See this.

02:56:46.140 This isn't what I don't know.

02:56:47.360 It's crazy.

02:56:49.120 And the acting is horrendous.

02:56:50.800 I'm not one of you.

02:56:53.520 I don't believe in your god!

02:56:57.280 I don't believe in sacrifice!

02:57:00.460 This is what happens to Tom.

02:57:02.680 He didn't believe in the Dagelon rituals.

02:57:05.640 This is what happens.

02:57:10.180 Oh, God.

02:57:13.500 Oh, God.

02:57:15.760 Oh, God.

02:57:16.760 No, don't.

02:57:17.760 Don't move me!

02:57:18.760 AHHHHHH!

02:57:19.760 What.

02:57:20.760 Oh, what is it?

02:57:21.760 What is it?

02:57:22.760 What is that?

02:57:23.760 What is that?

02:57:24.760 What is it?

02:57:25.760 Oh, no.

02:57:26.760 Not the bees.

02:57:27.760 Not the bees.

02:57:28.760 Ahhhh!

02:57:29.760 Oh, my eyes!

02:57:30.760 My eyes!

02:57:31.760 Ahhhh!

02:57:32.760 Ahhhh!

02:57:33.760 Ahhhh!

02:57:34.760 Ahhhh!

02:57:35.760 Ahhhh!

02:57:36.760 Ahhhh!

02:57:37.760 Ahhhh!

02:57:38.760 Nooooo!

02:57:41.760 Merck, what have you done?

02:57:51.760 Ahhhhh!

02:57:58.760 Ahhhh!

02:57:59.760 Ahaha!

02:58:01.760 Ahhh!

02:58:02.760 Can I just revive them for more bee torture?!

02:58:03.760 What kind of crazy people are you?!

02:58:04.760 and then just revive him for more bee torture what kind of crazy people are you why would

02:58:18.980 you do this to Nicolas Cage he didn't observe the diagonal holiday and now he must burn

02:58:27.020 this movie's fucking crazy

02:58:57.020 they put him in the giant you know wicker man and they set it on fire and burn him alive it's

02:59:12.160 fucked man it's a fucking crazy you know I think it's a remake of a movie but the Nicolas Cage

02:59:16.880 I mean I'm just gonna say of anyone I've ever seen be killed by bees on film that is by far

02:59:25.400 the best one so I think uh I think he deserves it I think he deserves a round of applause for that

02:59:29.100 that was great that was good acting have you ever seen anyone get killed by bees better than that I

02:59:33.880 don't know uh I don't know what to tell you scroll through the rest of these we gotta get out of

02:59:39.900 here this is getting weird the bees will avenge Mooney Mr. Chouses can you please uh a killer

02:59:44.100 bees movie with Christopher Walken and Nicolas Cage

02:59:46.100 he asked he did ask

02:59:57.380 all right I can't promise anything

03:00:02.960 hmm where are we

03:00:08.960 on an island

03:00:24.580 in a lake

03:00:28.940 inside of the world of Diagalon

03:00:33.540 it's not on the map

03:00:44.160 it's not on Google Earth

03:00:48.320 it technically doesn't exist

03:00:55.320 huh

03:00:56.320 huh Mark 306

03:00:58.460 Nicholas Cage

03:01:00.760 it's Mark 306

03:01:03.620 this is my island of bees

03:01:07.080 it's my island of bees

03:01:12.300 they'll hunt you

03:01:16.140 my bees will hunt you

03:01:18.740 but one man

03:01:23.260 determined to stop him

03:01:27.240 I will say

03:01:28.820 about that

03:01:30.460 any of that

03:01:31.400 Christopher Walken

03:01:39.100 is one quick dub

03:01:40.840 and on an island of bees

03:01:44.900 and with men

03:01:46.540 with beards

03:01:47.880 they will battle

03:01:50.720 for control

03:01:52.220 of the most deadly weapon

03:01:54.480 the Empire of Diagalon

03:01:56.180 has ever devised

03:01:57.760 you'll never take my bees from me

03:02:02.620 my bees love me

03:02:05.000 it's a funny thing about love

03:02:11.040 it's a funny thing about love

03:02:14.260 it's that it's cheap

03:02:15.860 it's cheap

03:02:17.300 Diagalon

03:02:26.720 secret bee island

03:02:28.360 battle of the bees

03:02:30.620 someone never ever make that movie

03:02:38.920 no one please god

03:02:40.480 no

03:02:40.960 that would be fucking

03:02:42.740 might as well at this point actually

03:02:45.420 copyright patent pending

03:02:46.900 island of the bees

03:02:47.700 stupid

03:02:51.380 you're lucky I have no self-respect at all

03:02:56.140 or I wouldn't do that

03:02:57.500 you're lucky I hate myself on the inside

03:03:03.520 and I'm willing to embarrass myself

03:03:06.680 rated bee

03:03:07.960 oh I missed it

03:03:09.640 A320 at the very end

03:03:11.720 he's like rated bee

03:03:13.080 oh shit

03:03:14.860 what a

03:03:15.360 oh fuck

03:03:16.740 damn it

03:03:17.920 that was like I missed a layup

03:03:19.700 oh

03:03:20.920 that was an empty netter dude

03:03:23.140 oh fuck

03:03:24.440 how did I miss

03:03:25.220 rated bee

03:03:26.500 for bees

03:03:27.900 I'm gonna have to rename this stream

03:03:32.880 the bees

03:03:33.820 because

03:03:34.640 this is like the candelabra incident

03:03:37.520 where

03:03:38.280 and like that one

03:03:39.600 there will be a whole stream

03:03:41.760 that was

03:03:42.140 all I remember

03:03:42.880 it was hijacked by candelabras

03:03:44.620 and I can't explain why

03:03:45.900 I don't remember what happened

03:03:47.400 I have no fucking idea at all

03:03:48.900 I'll have to rename this one

03:03:50.220 the stream of bees

03:03:51.360 or if you bee it

03:03:53.140 they will bee

03:03:53.840 or some kind of bee reference

03:03:55.280 and I'll be like

03:03:56.580 yeah I remember

03:03:57.040 there was a whole thing about bees

03:03:58.020 but I don't remember

03:03:58.500 I don't remember any of it

03:03:59.500 because it's a psychosis

03:04:00.580 because I'm insane

03:04:01.400 because I'm a crazy person

03:04:02.740 the bees are coming for you

03:04:09.340 and they're gonna be there soon

03:04:11.980 be there or be square

03:04:15.340 on February

03:04:17.180 28

03:04:19.840 which can look like a bee

03:04:21.320 in a calculator

03:04:22.140 it's when the

03:04:23.180 Island of Bees movie

03:04:24.620 is released on

03:04:25.500 BVB

03:04:26.940 it's like DVD

03:04:28.100 but better

03:04:28.680 it's made out of bees

03:04:29.720 this is very stupid

03:04:36.240 this is what we're doing

03:04:37.340 with our time

03:04:38.160 why are we doing

03:04:39.600 with our lives anymore

03:04:40.920 get buzzed

03:04:46.400 get buzzed

03:04:47.480 with the bees

03:04:48.060 alright that's enough

03:04:48.780 that's enough

03:04:49.140 we gotta end this

03:04:49.780 this is getting out of control

03:04:50.660 they're going late lately

03:04:52.720 you know

03:04:53.680 I need to eat food

03:04:55.660 and do things

03:04:56.300 there was a couple other

03:04:57.900 things I get mad about

03:05:00.140 though

03:05:00.420 oh yes

03:05:04.520 let's see if I can figure out

03:05:14.060 how to

03:05:14.460 how to

03:05:14.880 how to

03:05:15.280 tie all this

03:05:16.540 when I

03:05:18.080 you know

03:05:18.460 build bridges

03:05:20.220 and dig ditches

03:05:21.300 because

03:05:21.600 there is still

03:05:24.760 a lot of people

03:05:25.440 that

03:05:25.720 they just don't know

03:05:26.800 they have no idea

03:05:27.960 what's going on

03:05:28.760 and they're

03:05:32.940 they're essentially

03:05:33.460 just ignorant

03:05:33.960 but then there's

03:05:34.520 other people

03:05:35.220 that are

03:05:38.200 pinko communists

03:05:42.060 you know

03:05:42.640 full blown

03:05:43.360 they're either

03:05:43.960 admitted openly

03:05:44.660 or they're

03:05:45.340 they're pretty

03:05:45.820 they're adjacent

03:05:46.940 you know

03:05:47.560 commie adjacent

03:05:48.540 they're Nazi adjacent

03:05:49.760 you're a fucking

03:05:50.580 pinko

03:05:51.240 you're a fucking

03:05:52.620 you're a communist

03:05:54.020 sympathizer

03:05:54.820 a communist supporter

03:05:55.860 if not a full blown

03:05:56.960 communist yourself

03:05:57.920 that's not a good

03:05:58.800 thing to be

03:05:59.600 that's very bad

03:06:01.120 when did we forget

03:06:02.480 that

03:06:02.940 when did

03:06:03.300 oh right

03:06:03.860 when they took over

03:06:04.720 our shit

03:06:05.320 why wouldn't

03:06:07.220 they say that

03:06:08.000 they took over

03:06:09.320 our shit

03:06:09.840 and started saying

03:06:11.460 commie good

03:06:12.660 everything else

03:06:14.060 bad

03:06:14.300 nationalism

03:06:15.040 bad

03:06:16.120 yeah

03:06:16.880 yes

03:06:17.140 yes

03:06:17.760 yes

03:06:18.080 yes

03:06:18.260 yes

03:06:18.440 that's very

03:06:19.760 very bad

03:06:20.700 what

03:06:22.620 since when

03:06:23.280 since I took

03:06:24.060 over

03:06:24.560 nationalism a threat

03:06:29.120 to you

03:06:29.520 oh yes

03:06:30.260 very much so

03:06:31.400 oh that's why

03:06:32.300 you hate it

03:06:32.720 you got it

03:06:33.740 it's gotta go

03:06:35.240 or I'm a dead

03:06:35.800 person

03:06:36.200 oh right on

03:06:37.220 makes sense

03:06:38.820 makes sense

03:06:40.200 and we have our

03:06:41.180 you know

03:06:41.740 our wonderful

03:06:42.580 leaders here

03:06:43.200 looking ahead

03:06:43.780 you know

03:06:44.120 doing what they

03:06:44.700 gotta do

03:06:45.040 to keep

03:06:45.360 make sure

03:06:46.040 things are

03:06:46.380 gonna get better

03:06:46.880 like pushing

03:06:47.580 ahead on a

03:06:48.080 fertilizer reduction

03:06:48.900 as provinces

03:06:49.400 and farmers

03:06:49.860 cry foul

03:06:50.360 just so the

03:06:50.860 same thing

03:06:51.400 that happened

03:06:51.860 in the

03:06:52.120 Netherlands

03:06:52.440 it's happening

03:06:52.920 now in many

03:06:53.520 other countries

03:06:54.020 as well

03:06:54.280 it follows

03:06:54.720 this UN

03:06:55.800 lockstep agenda

03:06:57.120 where they all

03:06:57.560 work together

03:06:58.080 it's all the

03:06:58.600 same

03:06:58.840 it's all an

03:06:59.280 illusion

03:06:59.560 it's professional

03:07:00.280 wrestling

03:07:00.720 it really doesn't

03:07:01.460 matter too much

03:07:02.260 who

03:07:02.980 we're gonna get

03:07:04.200 the libs out

03:07:05.220 we're gonna get

03:07:06.000 the libs out

03:07:06.760 we gotta get

03:07:07.420 them out

03:07:07.940 we gotta get

03:07:08.820 the libs

03:07:09.420 the libs

03:07:09.960 are gonna get

03:07:10.400 them out

03:07:10.860 who do we

03:07:11.920 gotta get

03:07:12.300 out

03:07:12.480 the libs

03:07:13.060 we gotta get

03:07:13.540 them out

03:07:14.000 it's not gonna

03:07:14.720 make any

03:07:15.040 difference

03:07:15.440 because the

03:07:17.080 other guys

03:07:17.560 are the same

03:07:17.960 they're all

03:07:18.320 on the same

03:07:18.700 team

03:07:19.000 they all

03:07:19.180 work together

03:07:19.740 you're just

03:07:21.300 changing the

03:07:21.880 song on the

03:07:22.560 CD

03:07:22.840 it's the same

03:07:24.100 band dude

03:07:25.420 I hate these

03:07:27.480 guys

03:07:27.900 next song

03:07:28.740 fuck these

03:07:29.740 guys again

03:07:30.260 next song

03:07:31.000 man I hate

03:07:32.400 these guys

03:07:32.800 next song

03:07:33.260 take the

03:07:33.760 CD out of

03:07:34.280 the track

03:07:34.460 it's the same

03:07:35.040 band it's the

03:07:35.660 same people

03:07:36.180 they're all the

03:07:36.700 same

03:07:36.980 they're doing it

03:07:39.180 in every country

03:07:39.800 all at the same

03:07:40.380 time

03:07:40.640 and if you don't

03:07:41.220 believe me

03:07:41.740 I'm glad

03:07:43.120 somebody dug

03:07:43.560 this up

03:07:44.000 there's a few

03:07:46.640 there's a few

03:07:47.020 different one of

03:07:47.620 these a lot of

03:07:48.700 a lot of critiques

03:07:49.240 on the conservative

03:07:50.340 party going around

03:07:51.240 this is this is an

03:07:51.980 interesting one I

03:07:52.460 liked I didn't like

03:07:54.560 it but as you can

03:07:55.480 see here on the

03:07:55.940 voter card for

03:07:57.240 your you know

03:07:57.640 leader says to

03:07:59.440 deliver it to a

03:08:00.320 leadership vote

03:08:00.800 care of the lot

03:08:01.800 Canada d-e-l-o-i-t-t-e

03:08:04.540 well what's that

03:08:05.780 never heard of

03:08:06.400 that well it

03:08:07.560 turns out that

03:08:08.240 the lot Canada

03:08:09.420 is a long-standing

03:08:10.540 strategic partner of

03:08:11.360 the world economic

03:08:12.000 forum you can't

03:08:13.960 make this shit up

03:08:14.940 world economic

03:08:16.320 forums international

03:08:17.040 organization connects

03:08:17.680 leaders from

03:08:18.060 business governance

03:08:18.620 society and

03:08:19.100 academia to shape

03:08:19.660 global regional

03:08:20.160 industrial genesis

03:08:20.900 we're evil

03:08:22.800 the world economic

03:08:25.460 forum and

03:08:25.920 a lot on the

03:08:26.480 future of financial

03:08:27.620 oh so they're

03:08:28.600 deeply connected to

03:08:29.420 the UN and the

03:08:30.140 UN is deciding

03:08:30.900 they're going to

03:08:32.000 manage so the

03:08:32.620 United Nations

03:08:33.420 essentially in the

03:08:34.280 world economic

03:08:34.820 forum is going to

03:08:36.080 manage the

03:08:36.640 conservative party

03:08:37.380 leadership vote in

03:08:38.280 Canada isn't that

03:08:39.140 nice that sounds

03:08:39.880 proper and not

03:08:40.660 fucked up at all

03:08:41.380 right right why

03:08:42.600 wouldn't it why

03:08:43.320 wouldn't an

03:08:43.800 international body

03:08:44.940 control you know

03:08:46.780 the election outcome

03:08:47.680 you know just

03:08:48.200 basically have the

03:08:48.980 keys to the

03:08:49.420 election outcome of

03:08:50.780 a of a sovereign

03:08:51.700 nation unless it

03:08:52.680 wasn't a sovereign

03:08:53.340 nation we are

03:08:54.080 their fucking

03:08:54.560 property they decide

03:08:56.380 how it goes okay

03:08:58.820 you guys can you

03:09:00.680 know make noise

03:09:02.240 and you know be

03:09:02.680 cranky you know

03:09:03.400 whatever but at

03:09:04.300 the end of the

03:09:04.560 day they're

03:09:05.380 they're making

03:09:05.920 the call they're

03:09:06.540 they're in charge

03:09:07.060 here

03:09:07.640 get the limbs

03:09:12.000 out it doesn't

03:09:12.820 matter it makes

03:09:13.420 no difference

03:09:14.040 it doesn't make

03:09:16.820 any difference

03:09:17.480 what what else what

03:09:19.840 else do you need

03:09:20.480 to see do you need

03:09:22.100 to see care of like

03:09:23.260 you know George

03:09:24.240 Soros you know

03:09:26.320 do you need to see

03:09:27.320 small PP like

03:09:28.460 actually touching his

03:09:29.840 dick like what do

03:09:30.560 you need to see

03:09:31.360 what do you need

03:09:32.800 to see to see

03:09:35.260 that they're all

03:09:36.160 of these it's all

03:09:37.020 tied to the same

03:09:37.740 it's a it's a pile of

03:09:38.820 rich people and they

03:09:39.500 own everybody man

03:09:40.380 this is not real

03:09:41.560 there's no real

03:09:42.520 the people we have

03:09:47.660 in the system are

03:09:48.180 not really committed

03:09:48.900 they don't really

03:09:49.420 care they don't

03:09:50.700 actually I made

03:09:51.780 heartbreaks for the

03:09:52.840 homeless no it

03:09:53.720 doesn't their hearts

03:09:54.940 don't break for the

03:09:55.740 residential school kids

03:09:56.900 their hearts don't

03:09:57.900 break for the

03:09:58.420 shooting the victims

03:09:59.680 of Portapique their

03:10:00.520 hearts don't break

03:10:01.460 for all the people

03:10:02.200 that they don't

03:10:03.060 give a fuck they

03:10:04.020 don't care at all

03:10:05.200 they never have it's

03:10:06.620 a game it's a show

03:10:07.900 it's a fucking show

03:10:09.520 and you're not in on

03:10:10.800 the joke it's it's

03:10:13.240 theater it's really

03:10:14.400 very managed very

03:10:15.740 much like professional

03:10:16.720 wrestling it's it's

03:10:19.140 such a good analogy

03:10:20.300 right because the

03:10:22.000 people watching it

03:10:22.740 they get caught up in

03:10:23.440 the fun of it and

03:10:24.220 the entertainment the

03:10:24.960 drama and the oh my

03:10:25.940 goodness and whatever

03:10:26.640 and they kind of

03:10:27.560 suspend belief long

03:10:28.840 enough to enjoy the

03:10:29.680 product that's

03:10:30.280 generally supposed to

03:10:31.080 be how it works and

03:10:32.260 just like professional

03:10:33.140 wrestling the owners

03:10:34.140 of the of the wrestlers

03:10:35.440 of the show they can

03:10:36.720 decide who gets to be

03:10:37.740 the champion you know

03:10:38.520 like the president and

03:10:39.800 even though it's not

03:10:40.680 really a real it's not

03:10:42.100 a fighting achievement

03:10:43.100 is it because the

03:10:44.300 fighting's not real but

03:10:46.700 it is an achievement to

03:10:49.220 them I mean you're the

03:10:50.760 you're the you're the

03:10:51.660 rest you're the champion

03:10:52.720 of wrestling like you

03:10:53.700 didn't actually have to

03:10:54.360 like it's scripted right

03:10:56.000 but why did you get

03:10:56.860 chosen

03:10:57.260 you got charisma

03:10:59.620 you got something kid

03:11:01.240 you're special you know

03:11:02.960 you're a special boy

03:11:04.360 so we're gonna put you

03:11:06.640 up here because it's

03:11:07.220 gonna make us more

03:11:07.860 money we're gonna make

03:11:09.620 more money we're

03:11:10.980 managing the the the

03:11:12.560 show it's a product

03:11:14.600 just like they're

03:11:15.760 managing our

03:11:16.360 governments they're

03:11:17.920 gonna put some boring

03:11:18.820 like somebody honest and

03:11:20.320 good and it's like that

03:11:21.140 doesn't there's not this

03:11:22.020 isn't a meritocracy we're

03:11:23.220 putting people in there

03:11:23.940 that are good for us it's

03:11:25.760 good for me

03:11:26.380 it's not good for you

03:11:29.120 I don't give a shit

03:11:29.820 about you I I'm trying

03:11:30.760 to win here

03:11:31.400 and and they're fine

03:11:36.540 with it

03:11:36.940 like oh well yay

03:11:38.920 it's an achievement I

03:11:40.140 get to be a so-and-so

03:11:41.580 a what's-a-doodle

03:11:42.520 they're not they're not

03:11:43.920 work they're not

03:11:44.680 concerned with it

03:11:45.440 because they want the

03:11:46.240 position and the

03:11:46.920 responsibility so that

03:11:48.580 they can use that stick

03:11:49.780 or staff or weapon or

03:11:51.640 or whatever magic

03:11:53.040 calculator to then

03:11:54.040 start fixing problems

03:11:55.540 they want it because

03:11:57.280 they want it for the

03:11:58.100 status and the

03:11:59.180 personal achievement

03:11:59.900 the social status and

03:12:01.140 the clout and everything

03:12:01.820 that comes with it that's

03:12:02.500 what they want it for

03:12:03.280 because most of them are

03:12:04.400 narcissists and psychopaths

03:12:05.980 and that's what they care

03:12:07.120 about they don't care

03:12:08.020 about you they care about

03:12:09.060 themselves so what

03:12:10.400 makes themselves you

03:12:11.640 know more better

03:12:12.700 powerful versions of

03:12:13.700 themselves than by

03:12:14.760 going into politics and

03:12:16.140 literally controlling

03:12:16.940 people's lives

03:12:17.980 they're not not what

03:12:22.240 narcissists do they

03:12:23.140 want more power and

03:12:24.200 control over things so

03:12:26.980 they deliberately seek

03:12:28.860 out ways to do that

03:12:30.200 and nobody's stopping no

03:12:33.900 one's just calling them

03:12:34.760 on anything anymore

03:12:35.400 oh we'll just ruin it

03:12:36.640 we'll just destroy that

03:12:37.420 yeah we'll just tax the

03:12:38.360 farmers to oblivion who

03:12:40.380 cares fuck it what can

03:12:41.640 happen what's gonna

03:12:44.260 happen

03:12:44.740 if you can spell that

03:12:52.020 that's how you spell his

03:12:52.760 name

03:12:52.940 the the carbon reduction

03:12:57.460 scheme is going to

03:12:58.240 create a further divide

03:12:59.920 between Ottawa and

03:13:00.620 Alberta no way really

03:13:01.920 you're gonna you're gonna

03:13:02.580 fuck with them more and

03:13:03.980 take more of their money

03:13:04.820 and tax them more

03:13:05.740 they suggested cutting

03:13:11.180 by 2030 46 percent

03:13:14.460 cut

03:13:14.880 of emissions

03:13:16.980 so half your business

03:13:19.480 has to go away

03:13:20.480 that is crazy

03:13:27.080 oh no

03:13:30.040 cap and trade system

03:13:31.620 oh god

03:13:32.400 Alberta already has a

03:13:33.340 limit on oil sands and

03:13:34.280 emissions and six of the

03:13:35.440 biggest oil sands companies

03:13:36.240 are targeting net zero by

03:13:37.860 2050

03:13:38.320 they're all they're all

03:13:40.480 they're not down they're

03:13:41.260 not shutting down fast

03:13:42.520 enough

03:13:42.840 we're gonna shut them

03:13:45.600 down even faster

03:13:46.440 we have a constitutional

03:13:48.960 reckoning coming

03:13:50.060 says uh

03:13:52.060 Daniel Smith to 260

03:13:53.600 supporters in stony

03:13:54.300 plan on Tuesday

03:13:54.940 oof

03:13:56.480 in response to the

03:13:58.140 interference from Ottawa

03:13:58.900 she pitched the Alberta

03:13:59.680 Sovereignty Act her first

03:14:00.760 bill if elected premier

03:14:01.620 if passed the legislation

03:14:02.480 would see Alberta refuse

03:14:03.600 to enforce federal

03:14:04.780 legislation deemed harmful

03:14:05.820 to the province

03:14:06.420 and here's how

03:14:07.620 at least you can you can

03:14:10.620 make them uh work for

03:14:13.720 you because they they

03:14:16.540 just want to have

03:14:17.540 success

03:14:18.520 a lot of them

03:14:21.380 and if they think that

03:14:24.540 if you can make it

03:14:29.460 attractive to them like

03:14:30.640 if they get all of a

03:14:31.420 sudden get a ton of

03:14:32.100 support like the people

03:14:32.720 that are trying to um

03:14:34.780 do stuff like this that

03:14:36.900 is that is not

03:14:39.060 not necessarily what

03:14:39.640 she's doing but but

03:14:40.240 resisting at all or

03:14:41.540 saying anything or doing

03:14:42.400 any kind of questioning

03:14:43.360 those people need to be

03:14:44.420 vigorously supported

03:14:45.480 with like as much as

03:14:48.040 possible

03:14:48.460 that's like a fire that

03:14:51.140 has started and you want

03:14:52.960 it to burn so you want

03:14:54.020 to shovel as much fuel

03:14:55.020 into that as you

03:14:55.600 possibly can

03:14:56.340 you don't want to

03:14:58.040 ignore it and let it

03:14:58.880 just die out

03:14:59.620 when when someone you

03:15:02.080 know appears and is

03:15:03.240 like I really got

03:15:04.400 problems with what the

03:15:05.100 hell's going on here

03:15:05.820 good excellent let's

03:15:07.420 that's a good start

03:15:08.300 that's a good start

03:15:09.580 uh you know people

03:15:11.660 can't just be can't

03:15:12.340 content to just sit

03:15:13.020 there and let them you

03:15:14.300 know take beatings and

03:15:16.420 everything and and uh

03:15:17.800 oh you didn't finish

03:15:19.020 you didn't fix everything

03:15:19.820 all by yourself

03:15:20.540 lame well no

03:15:22.440 all they can do is stand

03:15:25.380 up there and say hey

03:15:26.100 you guys we gotta we

03:15:27.220 gotta do something about

03:15:28.160 this they're talking to

03:15:29.160 you they're talking to

03:15:30.420 us like yes we do we do

03:15:31.960 have to do something

03:15:32.440 about that that's you

03:15:33.220 know it's kind of a

03:15:34.900 two-way street they

03:15:35.520 can't do everything

03:15:36.100 for you um and

03:15:37.800 there's we don't have

03:15:38.540 that many people that

03:15:39.300 many you know characters

03:15:40.260 and figures that are

03:15:40.920 willing to tell the

03:15:41.480 truth anymore so when

03:15:42.720 they when they do show

03:15:43.660 up and even if it's a

03:15:44.940 little bit even if it's

03:15:45.640 half the truth it's like

03:15:46.600 well it's half better

03:15:47.860 than nothing what you

03:15:48.760 were doing before you

03:15:50.560 know like we attack a

03:15:55.080 lot of the people for

03:15:55.860 for doing the things

03:15:56.500 they do but do we

03:15:57.080 really uh we should be

03:15:58.260 spending more time

03:15:58.860 rewarding and you know

03:16:00.340 encouraging the people

03:16:00.900 that are um so they

03:16:02.940 keep doing it and they

03:16:04.800 and they inspire others

03:16:06.000 and and then more

03:16:06.620 people keep doing it

03:16:07.420 and they become you

03:16:08.080 know better at it and

03:16:08.840 so on um you know

03:16:11.640 and you see people

03:16:14.700 fighting with each other

03:16:15.440 and it's just so stupid

03:16:16.380 to me like do you

03:16:17.040 understand what we're

03:16:17.740 what we're doing like

03:16:18.740 you guys are worried

03:16:20.380 about your egos right

03:16:21.240 now like

03:16:21.760 okay all right man

03:16:27.560 but um

03:16:28.800 you know whatever

03:16:30.920 and it's um this story

03:16:39.540 just makes me mad too

03:16:40.420 ties into it a little

03:16:41.980 bit as well

03:16:42.540 he had a great reputation

03:16:44.540 old mad dog mad as he

03:16:46.040 did

03:16:46.280 general in the marines

03:16:49.300 turns out um and not to

03:16:51.940 anybody's surprise not

03:16:53.080 and lately anyway

03:16:53.880 this uh turncoat

03:16:56.000 says uh the pentagon's top

03:16:57.960 brass generals burned the

03:16:59.020 careers of subordinates

03:16:59.960 but then pivoted to

03:17:00.840 lucrative careers all

03:17:01.840 while losing the wars

03:17:02.700 they were supposed to be

03:17:03.540 winning

03:17:03.760 it's a new book by

03:17:05.120 authored uh uh

03:17:06.780 major fred galvin

03:17:08.360 retired from the united

03:17:09.480 states marines

03:17:10.140 and uh basically a short

03:17:12.820 version is uh there was

03:17:14.040 a notorious operation in

03:17:15.480 afghanistan around the

03:17:16.440 time i was there

03:17:17.060 and um

03:17:18.700 no one really knows what

03:17:20.980 happened but allegedly a

03:17:22.000 lot of civilians got killed

03:17:23.160 and as the story goes

03:17:24.120 according to the taliban

03:17:25.420 you know and a bunch of

03:17:26.800 others and and you know

03:17:27.760 mainstream media picked

03:17:28.880 it up and they all

03:17:29.620 fucking oh my god

03:17:30.680 said that the marines

03:17:32.200 just opened fire and

03:17:33.100 killed a ton of people

03:17:33.880 and the marines contended

03:17:35.500 this was completely not

03:17:36.660 true this was an

03:17:37.340 operation done by the

03:17:38.700 taliban to you know try

03:17:39.940 and win a political

03:17:40.920 victory which they did

03:17:42.880 and the marines ended up

03:17:43.760 being removed from the

03:17:44.820 country the unit was

03:17:47.360 like okay you're no

03:17:48.140 longer allowed to operate

03:17:48.840 in afghanistan anymore it

03:17:49.820 was it was a special

03:17:50.500 operations unit special

03:17:51.360 forces guys which is you

03:17:52.900 know they just started

03:17:54.460 shooting everybody at

03:17:55.540 random like really

03:17:56.480 and they all did lie

03:18:01.780 detector tests and they

03:18:02.740 all you know gave

03:18:03.400 statements like

03:18:04.000 cooperated fully and

03:18:05.320 they're like you know

03:18:06.140 what happened though is

03:18:07.660 that the political

03:18:09.140 pressure of like how

03:18:10.400 dare how dare you the

03:18:11.900 how dare you's took

03:18:12.940 over and then their own

03:18:14.760 guys burned them and

03:18:16.600 put them on trial and

03:18:17.700 and fucked them over

03:18:18.480 anyway and acted like

03:18:19.420 they're war criminals it

03:18:22.080 eventually then got

03:18:22.920 appealed and dropped it's

03:18:24.000 like oh okay never mind I

03:18:25.160 guess they didn't massacre

03:18:26.080 a bunch of people didn't

03:18:27.540 matter that they asked

03:18:28.760 out to go through all

03:18:29.380 that and the people that

03:18:30.200 did it to them one of

03:18:31.180 them was Mattis he got

03:18:33.340 promoted so there you go

03:18:35.280 you get promoted for

03:18:36.200 lying you get promoted for

03:18:37.040 lying and throwing your

03:18:37.640 own man under the bus

03:18:38.420 because it's all about

03:18:39.180 you we have an infection

03:18:40.660 of people they're fucking

03:18:41.860 goddamn godless commies

03:18:44.320 they're all about

03:18:44.980 themselves as soon as

03:18:47.920 you're willing to do

03:18:48.500 that as soon as you're

03:18:49.080 willing to you know

03:18:49.820 ruin people's lives for

03:18:52.280 your career you're an

03:18:53.700 evil you're a bad

03:18:54.860 person you're not on

03:18:56.260 our team anymore that

03:18:57.920 is a that is a horrible

03:18:59.220 and then to not

03:19:00.480 apologize to not make a

03:19:02.080 meant to not to do

03:19:02.800 nothing to just oh well

03:19:03.900 and he tried to make

03:19:04.860 money off of a bunch of

03:19:05.860 horse shit too he

03:19:06.900 retires he's on the

03:19:07.760 board of like four

03:19:08.480 different companies like

03:19:11.280 companies dude you're

03:19:14.340 one of the most famous

03:19:15.280 retired Marines they're

03:19:16.760 mad dog why don't you

03:19:19.020 companies don't you

03:19:21.220 think you you know this

03:19:22.340 Marine Corps you love so

03:19:23.300 much maybe you should

03:19:24.320 be like helping with

03:19:25.180 all their fucking mental

03:19:26.020 issues and their funding

03:19:26.900 problems their VA

03:19:27.800 problems and the

03:19:29.060 recruiting issues like

03:19:30.480 the the core of the

03:19:31.560 Marine Corps is not

03:19:32.160 doing well every

03:19:33.360 Western unit is not

03:19:34.560 doing well everybody's

03:19:35.720 not doing well I

03:19:36.700 promise you that and

03:19:38.620 you're like hey I

03:19:39.460 want to go make money

03:19:40.140 at big weapons

03:19:41.020 companies oh yeah

03:19:43.820 you're totally our guy

03:19:45.020 yeah for sure bro for

03:19:47.700 sure bro

03:19:48.560 yeah

03:19:52.340 it's like when someone

03:19:58.040 has the ability to do

03:20:01.800 some real good like when

03:20:03.020 they have a lot of power

03:20:04.060 and then they use it for

03:20:08.080 themselves it's like

03:20:10.740 did it even cross your

03:20:14.480 mind you know to do

03:20:18.620 something for other people

03:20:19.480 did it did it even occur to

03:20:20.760 you and did you go and

03:20:22.220 then did you choose

03:20:23.000 yourself

03:20:23.580 or did you just

03:20:26.480 automatically get to a

03:20:28.840 situation and then see the

03:20:30.200 next logical phase for you

03:20:31.860 to go to that was going to

03:20:33.240 benefit you and you had no

03:20:35.040 thoughts for anyone else

03:20:36.000 whatsoever despite the

03:20:36.880 immensely powerful position

03:20:37.980 that you're holding you

03:20:39.480 were just kind of

03:20:40.020 concerned is that what you

03:20:40.880 did because the first

03:20:42.260 example would be better

03:20:43.280 because at least you had

03:20:45.900 the thought that maybe you

03:20:47.180 should do something

03:20:47.900 different or help people at

03:20:49.240 least you thought about it

03:20:50.220 that would be better I

03:20:53.020 wonder if they've even

03:20:53.700 thought about it because

03:20:55.680 they don't do it

03:20:56.480 why are there even homeless

03:21:00.740 people at all

03:21:01.820 there's no need of that

03:21:07.900 imagine like some kind of

03:21:12.900 national rehabilitation

03:21:13.840 program where they're like

03:21:15.680 whatever it is if they got

03:21:16.600 addiction problems

03:21:17.400 education problems they're

03:21:18.580 sick they're fucked up

03:21:19.440 they're crazy they're you

03:21:21.200 know they're just like my

03:21:22.140 life just got fucked over

03:21:22.980 just went wild everything

03:21:23.960 went sideways you you like

03:21:25.600 oh yeah well I guess I'm

03:21:26.840 homeless now and you just go

03:21:28.020 to a fucking a certain place

03:21:29.680 in town maybe the police can

03:21:30.900 take you or a government

03:21:31.780 office like oh shit shitty

03:21:33.060 man anyway they put you on a

03:21:35.200 bus or a train or whatever

03:21:36.220 and they send you somewhere

03:21:37.160 and you can go to school you

03:21:38.100 can get clean you can do

03:21:38.860 whatever you can figure out

03:21:39.700 how to fucking and it's free

03:21:40.880 so you figure it out it's

03:21:44.740 that you're on the street

03:21:45.400 anyway you know how much

03:21:48.400 could that cost do you

03:21:49.200 think it would cost oh I

03:21:50.200 don't know what we spent on

03:21:51.240 the Ukrainian war or maybe

03:21:53.880 Afghanistan or maybe any of

03:21:56.260 the other million countries

03:21:57.220 we've been bombing for

03:21:57.980 absolutely no fucking

03:21:58.660 reason what about the life

03:21:59.840 insurance payments of the

03:22:00.820 soldiers that we buried for

03:22:01.800 absolutely no fucking

03:22:02.480 reason you think that I

03:22:03.580 think that could have could

03:22:04.520 have paid for something

03:22:05.160 maybe and then all the

03:22:06.140 health benefits and so on

03:22:07.140 they paid out and all the

03:22:07.860 people that are you know

03:22:08.580 they're suing now that's

03:22:10.620 that's certainly a lot of

03:22:11.520 money all the cost of all

03:22:12.560 the funerals the economic

03:22:13.860 cost of their lives being

03:22:15.260 cut short now no longer

03:22:16.380 being contributing to

03:22:17.660 society and you know who

03:22:18.660 knows what they would have

03:22:19.340 would have become and so on

03:22:20.540 high price was paid is what

03:22:21.820 I'm saying

03:22:22.260 they they don't they don't care

03:22:42.300 we spend money on what they

03:22:47.860 want to spend it on

03:22:48.860 we do what they want to do do

03:22:54.240 you do you get it like people

03:22:56.080 they don't understand like why

03:22:58.500 is the world like this well

03:23:00.000 let's think about that for a

03:23:01.140 minute because everyone says

03:23:03.740 that at some point in their

03:23:04.500 life I can't understand why are

03:23:05.880 we why is this I mean that's

03:23:07.060 just crazy yeah because it's

03:23:09.080 you're not we're not making the

03:23:10.300 decisions anymore we haven't

03:23:11.620 been for a long time

03:23:12.380 the wars don't make sense the

03:23:17.380 taxes don't make sense none of

03:23:18.740 it none of it does it doesn't

03:23:19.740 matter because it's not for you

03:23:21.200 it's for them

03:23:21.820 we're their property we do what

03:23:26.000 they want us to do they turn on

03:23:28.420 the magic box and they make it

03:23:29.760 say what it has to say so you do

03:23:31.260 the next thing that they want you

03:23:32.280 to do

03:23:32.600 they manage us we're their

03:23:34.780 property we're their we're their

03:23:36.260 that's why they call that's why

03:23:38.060 they call people the goyim because

03:23:40.160 that's what they are that's

03:23:41.220 literally what they are

03:23:42.420 and at the very least at the

03:23:47.920 very absolute least

03:23:48.800 you can at least be free in here

03:23:54.180 in your head and in your soul and

03:23:56.720 just not participate

03:23:57.940 because it's all really voluntary

03:24:01.620 isn't it they're not really

03:24:02.480 forced you to do anything

03:24:03.720 that's the funny part because

03:24:05.780 that's real slavery that's that's

03:24:07.240 when they really get you they can

03:24:09.120 make you volunteer to do

03:24:10.180 something you don't want to do

03:24:11.340 but you do it anyway just because

03:24:12.980 you feel like you should that is a

03:24:15.320 control I mean they what do they

03:24:16.580 need guns for

03:24:17.380 like you have you can just you can

03:24:21.500 just turn on TV and say oh it's a

03:24:23.960 delta cron variant straight face and

03:24:26.120 people believe you

03:24:27.020 no you can't go outside anymore the

03:24:30.680 air is toxic

03:24:31.560 yep people outside with masks on

03:24:34.060 everything oh yeah

03:24:34.780 yeah we did it we did it all we did

03:24:37.600 it all we blew up our families we

03:24:39.460 destroyed our businesses our

03:24:40.400 careers kick people out of school

03:24:42.180 doctors we kick doctors out of

03:24:43.520 school that we're going to be

03:24:44.980 doctors we fired actual doctors we

03:24:47.420 fired nurses we fired all kinds of

03:24:49.000 people like that because they

03:24:50.240 didn't you know support the current

03:24:51.540 thing it doesn't make any sense it

03:24:52.680 makes no logical sense at all but

03:24:53.900 we did it anyway everything's worse

03:24:55.740 everything's getting crazier and

03:24:56.980 more insane

03:24:57.420 and they'll just do whatever it

03:25:05.580 says well who who pays for that not

03:25:07.760 you not me

03:25:08.520 I don't we don't tell it well who's

03:25:10.480 telling it what to say because it's

03:25:11.660 all saying the same thing in every

03:25:12.800 country at the same time

03:25:13.780 obviously

03:25:14.600 it's it's not a it's not a theory

03:25:19.920 there's like this many people in the

03:25:21.840 world that control like what's on

03:25:23.440 television it's like four guys

03:25:25.220 have names they're real people you

03:25:28.320 can look it up like they own

03:25:29.320 everything these there's like four

03:25:30.520 massive companies that own

03:25:31.520 everything everything

03:25:33.780 I read today that oh my god what was

03:25:38.360 it

03:25:38.780 CTV News I think is owned by AT&T

03:25:42.580 which owns Time Warner which owns

03:25:45.220 CNN

03:25:45.640 so the same people that own CNN own

03:25:49.140 CTV News

03:25:49.940 do you know what I mean and they own

03:25:54.380 every like there's tons of

03:25:55.200 tons of the and there's only a few

03:25:56.020 of them

03:25:56.260 they just tell everybody what to do

03:26:00.040 and they do it

03:26:00.500 it's crazy it's insane

03:26:03.280 there are no adverse effects it's

03:26:10.420 safe and effective everyone dropping

03:26:11.560 we're just not going to report on

03:26:12.760 it we're not going to report on you

03:26:14.240 know probably World War 3 shaping up

03:26:16.100 like around any any time the imminent

03:26:18.740 Chinese invasion of Taiwan we won't

03:26:20.900 be talking about that we're not going

03:26:22.460 to talk about the massive amounts of

03:26:23.860 food shortages we're not going to

03:26:25.900 talk about the out of out of

03:26:27.140 control insane violent crime we're

03:26:28.980 not going to talk about the

03:26:29.940 destruction of to our to our you

03:26:32.820 know national unity in our cities and

03:26:36.140 so on by by mass you know importation

03:26:38.260 of people from all over the fucking

03:26:39.340 world that have no interest in you

03:26:40.840 know participating or you know

03:26:43.100 assimilating at all we've bankrupted

03:26:47.840 ourselves we've spent all of the money

03:26:49.360 we will ever have and generations more

03:26:51.980 um geez you know it's like I'm not

03:26:56.360 saying they're trying to destroy

03:26:57.340 everything but if you were would you

03:27:00.000 be doing anything different

03:27:01.120 and we're not going to talk about any

03:27:05.640 of it we're going to just find

03:27:07.020 nonsense like the world is shrinking

03:27:10.960 you don't see you don't hear about

03:27:12.300 shit anymore what's going on in the

03:27:14.720 UK I have no idea or the Australia

03:27:16.940 like it's really been you know

03:27:21.980 I remember I wonder what will happen

03:27:26.240 if one day it's like everyone's like

03:27:28.520 remember Italy like what's going on

03:27:30.280 over there and no one knows like no

03:27:32.280 one anywhere there's just all lines of

03:27:35.300 communication have been cut you know

03:27:37.760 they've completed the internet ghetto

03:27:40.140 of entire countries now that's coming

03:27:41.640 next

03:27:42.020 it's like websites and stuff and then

03:27:46.380 social media platforms and certain

03:27:47.680 groups of people they've edged out

03:27:49.360 entire groups of people out of online

03:27:51.580 discourse to where they really don't

03:27:53.240 exist in the mainstream consciousness

03:27:54.540 anymore most people don't aren't even

03:27:56.420 aware that they exist because they've

03:27:57.860 just kind of been quietly shoved out

03:27:59.660 of the way the next phase of that is

03:28:01.160 going to be entire countries are going

03:28:02.780 to be yeah you're just not going to

03:28:03.780 really hear about anything that goes

03:28:04.980 on over there anymore

03:28:05.680 yeah I'm just going to kind of forget

03:28:08.040 about it so

03:28:08.880 you don't think so

03:28:12.220 Canada is one of the first ones on the

03:28:14.800 block

03:28:15.100 they want to have one of these bills

03:28:17.380 it's going to say well the government

03:28:18.680 will well they're going to give the

03:28:19.920 CRTC

03:28:20.460 the ability to decide what's on TV and

03:28:22.920 what's not what's on the internet

03:28:24.060 what's not

03:28:24.500 based on what rules whatever they feel

03:28:27.640 at whatever whatever they think

03:28:28.620 yeah what's happening in France

03:28:31.620 what's happening in Yemen I have no

03:28:32.800 idea

03:28:33.000 I have no idea I know things are

03:28:35.600 crazy Sri Lanka is like in full-blown

03:28:37.200 right like

03:28:37.700 there's like 17 countries nearly in

03:28:39.800 like full revolt right now

03:28:41.000 we're on the verge of World War 3

03:28:43.220 the Chinese Navy and armies on the

03:28:46.060 move like what what I mean good God

03:28:48.120 the UK thinks Canada is in a worse

03:28:54.460 spot I don't know are we

03:28:55.980 we have so we do have a lot of

03:28:59.040 weapons in Canada and the United

03:29:00.220 States is right there as well that's

03:29:01.500 not a you know you guys are on an

03:29:02.920 island and I don't think anyone has

03:29:04.720 sold a gun in the United Kingdom

03:29:05.740 legally and I'm in like 25 years

03:29:07.680 you know so I don't know you guys

03:29:10.460 might be in a might be in a worse

03:29:11.360 might be worse

03:29:11.980 running down dirty says Antifa ain't

03:29:14.740 got shit o'daglon Robert O'Leary

03:29:16.460 says hey Sarge there's a few

03:29:18.040 shekels from the O'Leary clan we're

03:29:19.220 on holidays out here in

03:29:20.420 Syacomus BC I'm making a picture of

03:29:22.820 Philip's blood it's hard to explain to

03:29:24.380 non-daglonians it doesn't you don't

03:29:26.000 need to explain it just tell them to

03:29:26.880 taste it and they'll get it they'll

03:29:28.540 just have the it'll just have the

03:29:29.660 image burned into their brain

03:29:30.940 they won't know what it means

03:29:34.400 but they'll see it

03:29:38.120 oh my god it's going all the way to

03:29:43.000 the bottom somehow

03:29:43.540 and Poop Up Planner

03:29:45.960 sends a whole bunch of eights and

03:29:49.320 says it's just a swarm of bees

03:29:51.120 it could be

03:29:52.640 it could be a swarm of bees

03:29:54.780 it could be a swarm of bees

03:29:57.680 it's the bees

03:30:00.680 this was a silly bizarre

03:30:01.740 presentation of a man's mental

03:30:03.080 unless I told you it would be a

03:30:04.160 severe breakdown and it's over now

03:30:05.680 I do have to end the mental

03:30:07.000 breakdown because I mean I got to

03:30:08.700 charge up for the next one on

03:30:10.260 Wednesday and then on Friday and

03:30:12.560 then we just gotta keep doing this

03:30:13.780 until one of us dies that's what I

03:30:16.400 assume happens I mean eventually

03:30:17.840 it's gonna go hey you know

03:30:19.880 somebody probably died from a stroke

03:30:21.660 already from fact or fairy tale on

03:30:24.280 Friday and in one of these times

03:30:25.440 it's gonna be somebody else and

03:30:26.280 then eventually I'm gonna read one

03:30:27.420 more ham leg article or one more

03:30:30.520 like you know

03:30:33.080 like Barney the dinosaur is now the

03:30:36.180 minister of national defense I mean

03:30:37.800 I don't know what it's gonna be

03:30:38.940 but it's gonna be something that's

03:30:40.100 just like my brain won't handle it

03:30:41.760 and it'll just

03:30:42.300 power off power down man

03:30:45.200 power down embrace the heart attack

03:30:47.320 that's not pain you're feeling it's

03:30:50.960 it's it's the you know it's the

03:30:53.780 parachute opening you're going home

03:30:55.560 you're getting that you're going

03:30:56.460 home it's over you can get the fuck

03:30:57.820 is he telling us to kill ourselves

03:31:03.740 no no but if it happens I mean hey

03:31:06.120 you know worse things that could

03:31:07.020 happen you could be a prisoner in you

03:31:09.960 know North Korea that would be worse

03:31:12.260 than being dead probably something like

03:31:17.800 that what do you think Muslim elder

03:31:19.960 Jeremiah says remember when all the

03:31:21.280 Western countries were having tampon

03:31:22.700 shortages everywhere it's because we

03:31:24.500 have too many pussies in Western

03:31:25.700 first-world countries that's that's

03:31:26.880 where we're at the fairy miss all

03:31:28.660 says like and a quarkham daigen

03:31:31.220 that's Dutch for leaky car car

03:31:34.620 fucking

03:31:35.240 nope nope that's not that

03:31:51.020 all right I'm okay

03:32:08.720 they say if you let your feelings out

03:32:19.660 in public you get the cancer that's

03:32:22.500 how a man stays healthy you push that

03:32:25.040 shit down it kills cancer makes you

03:32:27.760 tough and then you'll talk like a guy

03:32:30.220 is trying to sell a truck in a

03:32:31.400 commercial nobody talks like this in

03:32:33.960 real life but when somebody's trying to

03:32:35.840 sell me a truck I'm oddly accepting of

03:32:38.460 it maybe he's even got a Stetson on and

03:32:41.640 he's got big fucking cowboy boots too

03:32:43.900 I'll be like okay I wasn't gonna buy a

03:32:47.580 truck before but now I kind of want I

03:32:49.020 kind of want to I kind of want to be

03:32:51.840 like that guy he's cool

03:32:52.840 gotta go it's never gonna end

03:32:57.460 making gains has heard a comedian sum up

03:33:01.840 money money pox perfectly if you aren't

03:33:03.620 gobbling dirty dick you ain't got enough

03:33:05.140 to worry about

03:33:05.700 well it does only affect a small portion

03:33:09.580 of the population let's be honest all

03:33:10.980 right that's it I gotta I gotta get the

03:33:12.400 hell out of here

03:33:12.840 I hope you enjoyed tonight's

03:33:15.900 presentation of my mental illness you

03:33:18.180 can find me on ranging dissident dot com

03:33:19.680 all of my social media links are

03:33:21.520 available to the various platforms where

03:33:23.040 you can find my content work and

03:33:24.340 aspirations and further examples of

03:33:26.680 mental spiraling that will be studied in

03:33:28.480 the future by scientists AI scientists

03:33:31.780 AI scientists that live indoors in in

03:33:37.420 domes perfect cylindrical steel domes in

03:33:41.160 which they communicate underground via

03:33:43.160 landline and why do they do this they do

03:33:44.540 this because the bees because the bees

03:33:47.780 control the earth

03:33:48.720 and they hate the robots this is the

03:33:53.880 future world of bees and robots and

03:33:56.540 domes that live underground in an

03:33:59.120 ultimate stalemate

03:34:00.040 where are the people daddy they all died

03:34:07.140 they all died yeah yeah after uh after

03:34:11.080 Hillary got elected they were just like

03:34:12.480 no we can't we can't do this anymore and

03:34:14.220 everyone had a heart attack

03:34:15.180 what's your plan for tomorrow are you

03:34:18.360 a leader or will you follow are you a

03:34:21.140 fighter or will you cower it's our time

03:34:24.020 take back the power too many people

03:34:25.900 know man too many people know when they

03:34:29.520 pull this when they pull this shit again

03:34:31.520 it's it's gonna be a fucking you're

03:34:35.060 asking for it hit me once shame on me

03:34:37.940 hit me twice you better have your

03:34:40.460 fucking running shoes on kid because

03:34:41.980 it's i'm coming

03:34:42.780 cindy lee's is sorry i missed three

03:34:50.000 fours of this i'll catch it tomorrow

03:34:51.220 morning you do a great rage thank you

03:34:52.580 very much chris jason thank you very

03:34:54.120 much evick goat nick thank you very

03:34:55.780 much

03:34:56.180 and nelson 73 thank you guys very much

03:35:00.480 making gains the ferryman's told muslim

03:35:02.060 elder jeremiah poofa platter robert o'leary

03:35:05.100 running down dirty mr chow

03:35:07.220 mr chow

03:35:29.340 aerson paladin mika shrednik satoshi

03:35:31.220 abril donald t max uh professor max

03:35:33.460 hammer the blue taco cinnamon julian

03:35:37.360 sir toast bull draw scarves cam is key

03:35:41.220 liquid zoo godzilla unchange the reaper son

03:35:43.440 he's scary jimmy tooth canoos hey it's

03:35:45.960 jimmy tooth canoos never kneel reverend

03:35:50.120 chad jtb123 pilot mike filthy weasel

03:35:53.200 thank you for the beers as well sir thank you

03:35:55.080 very much jerusalem's crossing florida

03:35:58.240 blams scotian lady i sell feed pitch

03:36:02.720 sergeant rock crj

03:36:04.360 it's not this is not over crj this is

03:36:09.460 never this is never gonna be over

03:36:11.000 mo sislek nwo pickley and uh and sir

03:36:17.280 toast again thank you guys very much

03:36:18.700 uh raising this.com for all of the

03:36:21.540 regular stuff t.me slash raging

03:36:23.580 dissonant ii for the telegram channel

03:36:25.080 for updates and so on and um on link

03:36:29.000 tree there's a substack link there too

03:36:31.640 it's on the website if you like to

03:36:32.840 listen to more rambling nonsense it's

03:36:34.420 an it's more it's more fucking internet

03:36:37.060 pollution is what it do i'm polluting

03:36:39.060 the internet with as much of my

03:36:40.280 insanity as fucking possible i'm a i'm

03:36:42.560 a super spreader i'm a fucking super

03:36:44.140 spider fel i'm super spreading bigotry

03:36:47.000 all day every day raising distant

03:36:48.480 dot com thank you very much guys

03:36:49.620 cheers take care love you see you next

03:36:51.600 time

03:36:51.960 let's get working on those bees we

03:36:56.860 need those bees

03:36:57.460 take back the power what's your plan for

03:37:00.460 tomorrow are you a leader or will you

03:37:03.360 follow are you a fighter or will you

03:37:05.940 cower it's our time take back the power

03:37:09.120 we need those bees we don't need those gems to drive by the password

03:37:18.500 we don't need to run at all

03:37:19.540 we won't be pushed that were to decide

03:37:21.500 I need you running out

03:37:25.740 We won't be pushed out to the side

03:37:29.900 What's your plan for tomorrow?

03:37:32.700 Are you a leader or will you follow?

03:37:35.260 Are you a fighter or will you cower?

03:37:37.740 It's our time to take back the power

03:37:40.220 What's your plan for tomorrow?

03:37:43.180 Are you a leader or will you follow?

03:37:45.740 Are you a fighter or will you cower?

03:37:48.300 It's our time to take back the power

03:37:50.860 What's your plan for tomorrow?

03:37:53.500 Are you a leader or will you follow?

03:37:56.080 Are you a fighter or will you cower?

03:37:58.580 It's our time to take back the power.

03:38:01.240 It's our time to take back the power.

03:38:03.760 It's our time to take back the power.

03:38:06.080 Hey!

03:38:18.220 It's beautiful, Phil.

03:38:21.860 I didn't know you had these.

03:38:25.440 I said I didn't know you had these.

03:38:29.460 It's a lot of bees.

03:38:31.860 It's a lot of bees.

03:38:36.280 I don't need a demonstration.

03:38:39.880 No, I'll take your word for it.

03:38:42.800 I'm very uncomfortable.

03:38:44.400 I want to go home.

03:38:45.940 I really want to go home.

03:38:47.160 Because I'm inside a beehive the size of an aircraft carrier, Phil.

03:38:54.660 This is terrifying.

03:38:57.520 I want to leave.

03:38:58.620 Okay, let's leave.

03:39:00.500 I don't know.

03:39:01.460 I don't want the bees to fly me away.

03:39:04.220 I don't want...

03:39:04.600 Get the fuck...

03:39:05.040 Put me down.

03:39:05.640 Put me the fuck down, bees.

03:39:06.980 No.

03:39:07.640 No, bees.

03:39:08.640 No.

03:39:09.200 No.

03:39:17.880 I love you.

03:39:20.380 I need to go home.

03:39:21.800 We'll be right back.

03:39:51.800 I just want to see how long you guys would listen to bee noises.

Raging Dissident Podcast - July 26, 2022

RageCast 261： BUILD BRIDGES, DIG DITCHES

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