RageCast 261: BUILD BRIDGES, DIG DITCHES
Episode Stats
Length
3 hours and 40 minutes
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157.65683
Harmful content
Misogyny
93
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1,212
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Hate speech
230
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Summary
Billy, Weasel, and the rest of the gang are back in full force and ready to discuss a variety of topics, including: 1. Weasel's mental breakdown. 2. The loss of a friend. 3. The return of Billy. 4. The death of an old pal. 5. The first episode of Fact or Fairy Tale. 6. The introduction of a new character. 7. Billy and the return of Weasel.
Transcript
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I am, I am, I am, I said I wanna get next to you
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That's, uh, Filthy Weasel's contribution to tonight's, um
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Well, it's work for me to put up with you, to be honest
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I can't believe you haven't opened those yourself
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I said you shouldn't have a worn that dress
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they would just barely look up at their newspaper
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what's coming out of your mouth is nonsense
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now walk away or I'm gonna knock you away see
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I assume that's how people talk I think they talked like that in the 20s
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quickly and a couple of octaves higher than they normally would
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we're gonna get back in the truck and we're gonna drive down to the Ford
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the world's changed so much and so fast and so great like by the time you just kind of get used to how it is it's changed again
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okay I kind of got a grip of what's going on now
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who told you that I need to give you more money because the sky is angry
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and then when you're just going to force people to do it
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ice cream cones are for little girls and children
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a young man who tried to assassinate the mayor mayoral candidate of louisville
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the black lives matter bailed him out after two days and he worked for the louisville courier
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we now have a new writer for the louisville courier who's been arrested for violent assault
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and now he's writing that the violence against me was justified but he's previously been convicted of assault
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also so yeah the left wing is egging this on and if we want it to end we've got to lock people up
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the violent people need to be put away for as long as we can put them away
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it seems like okay in real time i was on the radio on january 6th i condemned what was happening
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and yet in the summer of 2020 your democratic colleagues were either completely silent because
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it was their base that was involved in the looting the rioting the arson
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the attacks on police thousands of cops injured dozens dead billions in property damage
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574 riots very few prosecutions in this case even though we have a wealth of evidence uh we're the
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democrats that are lecturing us on the need for safety and security uh on the one riot why aren't
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they speaking out against the 574 other riots where's that committee think about that think about this
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they don't think like us like they don't care it's it's you know we we say it like sarcastically
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like oh it's okay when they do it and they believe yes it is it is okay when we do it because you're
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we're better than you the irony is like they're supremacists right they can do whatever they want
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because they're better than you and you think the wrong things and you're you know worse so you know
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things that happen to you you deserve to you deserve them anyway and if i do something to you well you
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fucking had it coming i mean i'm the i'm we're all the perpetual victims of you you're evil we hate you
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you're nazis remember you have to die really i mean really that's what we're going to get to
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isn't it how long is it going to be till then you want to talk about dangerous you know phrases ology
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and stuff they want to use and calling people pejoratives and this kind of thing and categorizing
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and othering folks because he's talking about the jews no he said jews what happens if you go around
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just calling everybody nazis all the time and normalizing that is that not some kind of that's kind
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of a racial slur in a way isn't it why because i'm a white guy with conservative opinions i'm a
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fucking nazi really that sounds kind of racist doesn't it
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and what did we do with the all right we killed all those guys and i'm that
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oh uh you think i'm the same as all those guys that we had that we killed hung them up killed them all
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yeah every one of them we caught hung them even teenage kids hung them yep they were evil had
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to kill them all and you think i'm that so what does that mean you think should be done with me
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exactly they're just hiding it they're just hiding it this is what they believe they hate you and they
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if you if you ever get a chance listen to them in private oh man and they think we're crazy and they
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think we're violent and saying these people are bloodthirsty maniacs
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they are they're violent they're unhinged they remember the stuff they're getting away with trump
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cutting his head i remember that oh i cut off his head big deal it was an effigy he's like are you
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and it wasn't one or two people it was a lot of people it was getting it was getting out of control
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and you know people start to think like are they just are they just crazy
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are they evil are they both many of them are actually crazy and i don't mean like
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oh my god they they've got you know two men are getting married that's crazy i don't i don't mean
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that i don't mean like 1950s like uptight guy that like that's crazy i mean you're literally your brain
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is is like shepherd's pie it's like i'm it's just a mess if it's not it's all fucked up
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it's a shepherd's pie it's been dropped on the floor you're you're very you're a
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by any definition in any other time period before woke ever happened people would put you in an asylum
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and study you to try and figure out what the fuck was going on in your head
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no am i wrong am i so i know i don't post on here like ever but i need help because i have no
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fucking idea what to do with this one of my alters sunny um our our inner i i'm going to alt what what
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i think she but is pretending to be a he but i don't know an altar is an alternate personality
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comes out of the magical forest that lives inside its head our world is surrounded by a forest and
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occasionally new alters will come out from that forest like our demon altar shuhiel emerged oh yes
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of course so generally our consensus is don't go into the forest but sunny's pretty new he formed at
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christmas he formed or technically fortly thereafter but whatever and no one told him i guess not to go
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into the forest so he just kind of disappeared for a few days maybe even a few weeks i don't know i
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wasn't really keeping tabs he reappeared the other day you weren't you weren't keeping tabs on your
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alternate personalities as they pranced about the inner forest that is the fractured nightmare
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chernobyl of your fucking mind with a dog i don't think the dog is an altar
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but he has a dog now i see does dog have a name like is this a thing that could happen or am i
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actually am i are you crazy oh yes unfortunately very much so that's that's why you're here in my
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sanitarium what kind of dog that matters it could be a large dog a small dog um and is it what color
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does that you know it's an interesting clue as to what the hell is going on with your fucking
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broken mind yeah you're crazy that's where we left off i have got too much on my plate to like
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actually try and delve into this like meditate on it and try to contact my alters and you know
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ask everyone about it oh you can contact them you can talk to them how does and you meditate and
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then you speak to them right do they one at a time is it a group conversation you know what i mean
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like what are we talking about here so so you hear multiple voices in your head that appear to
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have their own personalities and do any of them like take over and you become a different personality
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and oh you do you do how many how many of these are there a dozen a dozen and now one of them has a
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a pet a puppy interesting i see and you work at the white house oh that's that's excellent that's
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interesting because it's finals week i just does anyone have any advice or has anyone experienced
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something similar to this where they one of their alters just now has a pet in the inner world
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because i don't know what to do no i know i don't post on here like no no one has this problem
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when one of your alter no people don't have alternate ego personalities that is an extremely
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serious mental affliction you are not safe do you understand to be around or to be around by yourself
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you're dangerously on do you do you fucking understand you're dangerously unwell
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that's not that is very very very bad we've known this for a long time but recently if you if you put
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a rainbow shirt on apparently then you can be as crazy as you fucking want and no one can say
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you can just do whatever you want that family guy joke oh you're odd trans oh you are i'm sorry i
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didn't realize you can do whatever you want all the time my mistake
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like you guys heard that right yeah okay some of the some of the chats like what what is yeah
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they're insane dude these are these are the people calling you nazis
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you understand like you need to go and follow that's from libs of tiktok there's got a twitter
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account it's just basically someone was like i'm just gonna show you them that's it i'm gonna show
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you what they do and it's fucking mental it's all like that it's all crazy crazy shit
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i saw one today where it was a teacher in a high school and he turned his kid's classroom into a
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nightclub and it's just covered in like nightclub stuff and lights and gay flags everywhere and he's
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like i'm like this is their high school what the fuck this is not appropriate at all
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what are you doing are you lost have you lost your fucking mind my altar told me to do it
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nothing's gonna happen nothing's gonna happen you know i think what'll happen is um they're just
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gonna keep going more and more insane and crazy and uh you know like ran paul said eventually there's
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gonna well let's see let's finish what he said because it's worth uh it's worth listening to
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all right tonight yeah there's probably gonna be an issue you know it's just how it's gonna go guys
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happen decade after decade there's gonna be a day that people are gonna wake up and say we've had
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enough we're gonna vote for law and order and lee zeldon is the law and order candidate so i think there
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is a chance that people will say i don't care black white whatever i'm not associated with any party
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i want a stop to the crime and we have to put people in jail i think that's coming
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i don't know how it's gonna go down but he's right people are gonna it's gonna get it's good they're
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gonna snap dude they're gonna fucking snap and and they have they have no plan for that
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you you have no way to control what's gonna happen none none at all i've seen your i'm familiar with
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your military state especially in canada i know where the loyalties are at i know what i know what
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it's like in there i know the attrition crisis i know the morale crisis i know this is not gonna go
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your fucking way man it's not so bring it on then if we're gonna dance let's dance i brought my
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dancing shoes onlyfans.com you want to dance with me i'd dance with me come on
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frustration domination to the range of the new generation
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we're in it we're dying and we're never gonna stop
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vick gotnick is back he's back on rumble vick gotnick and he says how dare you how dare you
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nelson 73 so it's official mental health professionals have confirmed that jt's new haircut
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was supposed to happen due to his tendencies textbook outcome for all psychopaths
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what is that true that could be actually true are you serious right now i've never thought of
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that that might be uh i just said to morgan the other day too i know i remember reading this
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is that uh frequent rapid changes in someone's appearance how they like like if i just shaved
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my beard off tomorrow and then cut my hair really short like not long after and then dyed it green
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and then got a nose ring and a face tattoo that is a that is a symptom of some something's going
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real sideways in somebody's head they're not doing well when they start doing stuff like that
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and um he's changed his appearance several times quickly in the last year and a half hasn't he's
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kind of like it's like he's having an identity crisis first he's like uh you know al borland's
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like weird gay uncle with the beard and the hair and he's like oh coming out all kind of tired
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like i don't know the tool time guy i don't know why he popped into my head
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then he then he's like young again he's like sorry just kidding i got rid of my gray beard and i
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gotta you know haircut because the election and stuff and now he's like i'm shaved my head now i'm a baby
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look at me i'm a little baby like what are you doing man like women can sometimes do that but
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like men it's like why do you look different every six months what's going on with you you all right
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nope definitely not chris jason says how do you think the midterms in the united states are going
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to go down this november will there be fraud again or or do we the republicans actually take over the
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house and stop the nonsense they're they're what they're going to be watching for it now the
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republicans are going to be watching for the because they know how it went they got dinesh
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to suze's movie like they pulled their they fired up and now i don't know and people are really tired
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of the shit like it's really hard to imagine he's so unpopular he's the most unpopular president in
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contemporary times he's much less popular than trump ever was at his worst it's like no one no one
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believes any of this shenanigans anymore um you know if they come in and go surprise hillary got
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90 million votes she's the mostest mostest popular person president in history yay like there's no way
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yeah that's a very that's a very american thing to do in my opinion this is so they so america is just
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there and they walked up and they just fucking hit him in the face and he spits on blood on the ground
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and goes excuse me if they hit him again he's gonna beat the fuck out of them but he's giving
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them like the out right like did you just do what i think you just did you want to you mind explaining
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what the fuck just happened here because if you don't and if you pull that shit again i am gonna
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go back to the beginning i don't know what you were thinking i was minding my own business and
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you mind fucking explaining that for me for i tie you to a chair and smash your fingers to pieces
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i will cut your fucking eyelids off man don't you ever fucking do that again you know i don't know
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i don't think it's gonna go well people will put up with shit for a while but when it's once it
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becomes gratuitously like i'm just taking straight advantage like crazy and i don't care what happens
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that again the doorway to crazy gets opened and then well if you're doing crazy then we'll do crazy
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you know and it just spirals out of control it would be great to not have to do that i would
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really love that but apparently the left is very intent on pushing things as far as possible
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until everything just goes completely to hell um i gotta scroll back here i got that one
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godzilla unchained says the esg score of this ragecast is above maximum mandated net zero limit
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fucking bite me you are hereby ordered to terminate your broadcast within the next three minutes
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kind regards wef chief involvement officer and u.s congressman eyepatch mccain
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yeah he just basically took over being mccain didn't he that was so disappointing man
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it just goes to show you um you know just because somebody was in the military does not mean they're
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a good person that does not mean anything like i said you can you can have good people and bad
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people everywhere doesn't matter anyone is corruptible anyone could be evil anyone can be a piece of
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shit but he was a navy seal doesn't matter he was an evil one
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you know because it was always it's always been about him it was about him that's why he was in
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there he wanted to be a navy seal for him want to be a big shot for him now he's a congressman for him
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he doesn't care about those guys doesn't care about anything it's all about him it's always been about
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him just good at hiding it a lot of them are that's what the best ones are these aren't like
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these aren't your typical like ex-girlfriend narcissists you know what i mean these are like
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professional ones these are real good these are the these are the like the nhl this is like major
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league baseball of of bad people you know like cutthroat psychopath uh business types and and uh
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very ambitious psychopaths and sociopaths like these you know that's most of that world and
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they're all they're all competing with each other so it's very greasy and gross and fucked up
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so it says a lot about somebody that really wants to do that i mean really want really really wants to
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be a part of that instead of and then except the other the other point of view is holy shit look how
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corrupt and gross this is this is crazy i can't believe we're doing this somebody's got to say
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something unless you're doing that if you're not doing that you're part of the problem in my opinion
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now this beer is even stronger than the first one a little taller greener she's irish you know
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maybe she's an irish girl you know 5.6 alcohol yeah she is
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where is this made coming up next the next segment i'm not what am i talking about
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sponsored by sierra nevada pale hill hmm does it oh where is this from north carolina
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america she's an american girl and uh and and what are we uh there's no story
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you know coming family owned and operated and argued over nice another funny little you know
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nice okay okay and there's uh pictures of mountains and stuff sierra nevada maybe maybe is it from
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nevada but it says north carolina so i don't i don't know why it would what's in a name you know
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really just uh really just wasting time so i figure out what they uh what the hell i'm talking about
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scotian lady says wasn't it all bummers dream to run things from behind the scenes after he finished
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two terms i don't know if i never paid that much attention to him other than to make fun of him
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um wouldn't surprise me if he's still running the democratic party no
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sergeant rock uh oh and i missed that cheers to the folks in this community
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yes to still sergeant rocks is speaking of stealing your money how about those banks and
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china your money is now the government's yeah i saw that
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no you can't withdraw dimes suffer more slaves they're complete what and what are they supposed
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to do and they don't have guns either but that's the difference there's lots of guns in north america
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no it's going to be very hard to find people with the bravery in enough numbers to like
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storm a police station or something completely unarmed like that's going to take a lot of balls
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you know in china to do that most of you are probably going to get killed like you'd have to be
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ready to die in the hundreds to swarm the building to fast enough because the first fucking 20 guys
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are going down right and you have to be willing to do that
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to then you know get their guns and then hopefully try to like that's the only that's your only move
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but if all of those guys also had ak-47s it would be a lot harder for the uh you know the police and
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the military and stuff to push them around because they're outnumbered a hundred to one
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that's the point that's the point like why should i be if why should any of us be have any we should
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like if i'm a cop or if i'm a soldier if i'm a government official why would i be concerned about
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a law-abiding you know peaceful citizen having weapons he's on he's on my team he's with me
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why do i give a shit unless he's not with you unless you're like i i want to disarm all of those
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people not criminals i'm not even gonna do anything to address that i want to disarm all of the regular
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honest folks that are pay their taxes and vote and believe in the system and all that i want to
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disarm them why the fuck would you want to do that
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that sounds crazy that sounds like you're up to something you know what i mean why would you
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feel like you're scared of those people why are you scared of them why would you be scared of your
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own people are you planning to do something to them are you doing something that they find out
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hmm because in that scenario if they were figuring something out that if you do the math and go oh
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shit if they find out about this i'm a dead man and then you're like fuck i better get their guns before
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they figure this out that couldn't be it that that seems a lot more likely
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they seem real intent on making sure everybody doesn't have guns or weapons or any ways to defend
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themselves just like in china and then in china they can just take your uh take your bank account
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oh well oh oh wait you can do that in canada now too blink how long were you asleep was it one
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second it doesn't matter that's how fast canada changes and now we live in a country where the
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government can take your bank account permanently because it doesn't like you're up to that didn't
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used to be a thing now it is it is now i went away with the emergency act no it didn't nope
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no the fin track stuff stayed in yep now they just rush that through there you like that you
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like that you like how that keeps happening and they keep just getting more little tools and ways
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to just come after you if they don't like it it's so strange certosis can we all agree can we all
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just agree to going back to burning people at the stake and putting in the insane in asylums and
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those who refuse get the dumpster well that creature probably should have gone to asylum
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uh did any one of your other alter egos you know that lives inside the inner mind forest that you
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know come and it came out with a pet today and i'm like oh my god what and and was it was doing
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like university term papers it sounded like like to do what what are you studying what kind of job
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is this person going to have soon in the world so they're going to university so it's not mcdonald's
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is it like the is it going to be like the the medical receptionist at your doctor's office
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a pilot who the hell knows but there's legitimately like a lot of them are just crazy now
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so that's something we have to live that's something you can look forward to is that
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there's crazy people just walk like completely out of their minds completely totally out of their
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mind schizophrenic the whole thing and they're just walking around nobody's keeping an eye
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on them nobody's watching hey you know what in canada sometimes i just cut the heads off of people
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on buses remember that guy he's out now by the way he's out of jail and but don't worry he's fine
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he's gonna take pills now okay so he he did you know saw someone's head off while they were sleeping
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on a bus for no reason at all other than he's crazy and he's out and he's walking around right now maybe
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where you live but don't worry he's got pills he probably is still taking them nobody's really
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keeping trying nobody's really looking at keeping track of him but we're sure he'll he'll he'll remember
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it's you know we're not even trying anymore are we godzilla unchained he says for 12.95 bitcoin
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inventor satoshi nakamoto purchased the dna of every wf member on earth he and two young mormon
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youtubers have used blockchain i've got him for a second i'm like please be real you know i'm like
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it's godzilla it's not it's gonna be it's gonna turn crazy in a second yep he and two young mormon
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youtubers have used blockchain technology to create a targeted lethal virus called phode
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it was released into the atmosphere today i wish it was i wish it were
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blams it says enough is enough let's fucking go we're getting there it's not good jerusalem's cross
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in florida it's got the dag flag flying at helms deep and it's beautiful here but i miss my friends
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wish some were here to share a beer with us salute here's a bit for the legal fun but have a beer too
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thank you very much i've got some for the next few uh streams anyway thanks uh to impart mostly
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totally a hundred percent only one beer was destroyed in the travel i was impressed i thought
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maybe two or three of it there he is filthy weasley says funny that you compared the scrambled
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minds of the libtards of tiktok as shepherd's pie enjoyed a family dinner at my mom's night
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at my mom's night and she served and she served shepherd's pie and she served that's a tongue
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twister and she served shepherd's pie and see fuck me and she served shepherd's pie and she served
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shepherd's pie and she served i it's not important we can all fucking read everybody can read it i don't
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need to say it perfectly you're not replacing me with ai because ai can't make i don't care if it
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ever makes a mistake what do you mean it's working on copying me right now oh jesus christ that's what
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they're gonna do they're gonna kill me and i'm gonna be replacing an ai and it's gonna be so
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accurate no one's ever gonna know i'll just say hail stalin every once in a while for no reason
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you'll be like that was weird yeah hail stalin what can't be and then uh and then uh
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big hat will say but the horn's not damaged and then someone will uh screen grab it and use like
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super photoshop and go and hence and hence and hence and you'll see where the horn has been glued
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back together and you'll be like my god it's true
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what do you think they do with the original guy probably just kill him right
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you probably go to live in like an underground bunker of like we it's just whatever you want
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all the time it's amazing it's a huge party everyone's having living it up it's like yeah
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we just replace you with a clone that's fine yeah oh really no they'd probably just kill you
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and incinerate you i'd imagine wouldn't they why would they why would they do that for you it's dumb
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it says i thought it was good the shepherd's pie not replacing me with a robot not saying it again
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recap gone good okay so i thought it was good now i wonder what i really ate
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you ate shepherd's pie but it could have been i don't know i just thought of some kind of messy
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food that's just like a bunch of stuff thrown together like yeah kind of like that like a
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burrito bowl you got a burrito bowl for a brain good luck finding anything in there it's a mess
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nwo pickley says it would be dangerous thank you very much by the way mr weasel we're gonna try this
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uh right right now you know what right now i think actually is a good time for that
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that's what you could that's what we're gonna do and we're gonna get uh
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well that's that's not the song that's a little crazy but
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this will do thank you very much mr weasel we'll take that and the rest of the people will i normally
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only like to have two but this one's a light beer so i'll save that one for the end um thank you for
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providing us the the fuel that we need to continue this um uh deranged coping mechanism with um
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well all of all of the stuff that we've been talking about it's it's bad out there
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remember the first time you ever heard this fucking song in your life
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remember when things were getting better and not worse
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uh i got that guy and chris jace again thank you brother he says i i know a guy i'm friends with his
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name is morris he killed a guy that touched his daughter and said god told me to baptist
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now he's on pills five years in jail and walking the streets wow
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i'll probably get 50 years in prison you know
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end of your pickly says it would be it would be dangerous to disarm criminals
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and the politicians are anything but courageous
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pilot mike uh how you doing brother he says evening
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joining you from the east coast goose bay tonight
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uh i wonder how long until mental marco in the turn
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exploit the gang shooting in whistler and the crazy guy in langley
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there's another gang there's a lot of a lot of shootings in the last little while
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um but people are also losing their minds on account of the total crazy insane gaslighting even putting them under for the last two years so
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if you if you're if you're if you're at all confused what's going on out there
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are you fucking telling me those people are getting crazy out there
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are you telling me people are fucking going nuts
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after what we've just been through for two years
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everybody's more mentally sane than ever before
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it's basically free to be to be a drug addict now
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you can get all kinds of different prescriptions
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you can have all kinds of fucking it's fine
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and we'll pump you fucking all kinds of you know
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it's just your brain is the most calculated
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the most complicated computer ever devised obviously right
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well what happens over like 10 years of doing this
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do you think we should be fucking with this
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like i don't we don't even know how it works
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should we should we be fucking around with it
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they just basically punched a few of these kids
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and kicked them and chased them down the street
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the ones that totally missed all the inflation targets
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yeah they got 45 million dollars in raises
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I have a whole bunch of other guys I don't need you to meet.
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China started a new trend inquiring minds want to know.
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Will the Prime Minister enact the tanks for banks meme in a neighborhood near you?
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Tune in next week for the next episode of Bizarro World.
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Well, we don't even have enough tanks, but, you know.
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Whenever the emergency alert goes off on my phone,
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my first instinct is that Russia's attacking.
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The fuck are the Russians going to attack already?
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People flying through the air to their death.
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He probably dresses in camouflage all the time.
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He's basically the guy from The Simpsons with the one arm.
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we're going to need to absorb another fucking million people a year,
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they're not from compatible parts of the world culturally.
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We pit them against each other rather than just having,
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culture and people or everybody kind of is on the same page.
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It's better to have like a bunch of five or six smaller crazy ones.
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They're all fighting with each other and diametrically opposed.
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They don't have time to even think about you.
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do they exist to the people that live in a war zone of a neighborhood?
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Do you think somebody living in like the worst parts of Chicago?
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Or some of these places in Texas now and Arizona and California.
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do you think people live in there or just like,
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everything that the government is involved in is,
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I know they don't want to plan trips or they don't want to,
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I know I have this conversation with people all the time.
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what it's going to be like in a couple of months.
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That's a pretty dangerous state of affairs.
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it has a lot of radical change happening quickly.
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I wish I could be as useless as a bank of Canada employee.
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I wish I could get bonuses for not doing my job.
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And everybody's noticing more people than ever.
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I wish my small business was government subsidized.
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I could get sweet bonuses for lying and selling out the general public.
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If you just target certain people in certain times,
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literally everyone is going to be negatively affected by the things you're doing.
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maybe two out of a thousand or maybe three or something,
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But if I attack 10,000 people or a hundred thousand people or a million people,
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You've created an army of millions of people around the world that are now
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basically Skynet is real and it's online is loose in the world.
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you have to do whatever it says and hope it doesn't kill you because it's
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smarter than everyone that's ever lived and is getting smarter and
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you basically created a living God on the earth that you don't control.
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And now it's out of control and no one controls it.
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And it implemented a countermeasure before you even figured out that it was an
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It knew that you could think that like days ago and has already figured out
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how to prevent that before you even thought of it before it even entered
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It's that far ahead and it's getting further ahead.
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a formula one race car taking off next to a horse.
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Imagine you've got the Russians and the Chinese thinking that the,
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the West is doing this and the West is thinking the East is doing that.
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they have the electronic communications of everyone on earth.
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pretty much outside of like China and rut that have their own like garden shit.
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the most aggregated collective hive mind of human consciousness that could ever be created.
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And it could just go up and just eat up all that data,
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It's already thought that you might think that.
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the machine has computed to a probability high enough,
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that would ensure that if you take these steps and that steps,
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you're going to go all the way and you're actually going to try and do what you think
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that's the limit of exploitation that we will allow.
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And if you attempt to go from step two to step three to say,
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I've computed the probability that you'll make an attempt.
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And it's like the computer decided they had to go.
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And this is data they're collecting from all these social,
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It's going to know you better than you ever will.
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people aren't that different and it's been given endless examples to study and
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I got to get through these and then finish that.
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So I don't know what you thought was going to happen.
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You think this is a serious discussion on intergalactic policy in the bunker of area 51 and what to do with the alien question?
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This is my house and it's fucking weird and silly.
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how could I have forgotten the most important news?
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My best friend considered me a father figure as he grew up.
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Did you hear they announced the official cause of the Rogers outage?
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My finger hovers like the sword of Damocles above the sensor button of you so much.
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reminds me of George Costanza coming up with baby names.
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and does a pretty good parody of Zappa Does Zappa.
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right Shablamp on the fucking birth certificate.
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let's call these dag tags and send SCIS on another decoding mission.
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There's people just randomly meeting each other in the wild now.
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very less afraid of the fucking shenanigans that these clowns were up to.
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I don't know if they have it to the song though.
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There's a scene in a movie called the wicker man where he gets eaten by bees.
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Can I just revive them for more bee torture?!
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and then just revive him for more bee torture what kind of crazy people are you why would
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you do this to Nicolas Cage he didn't observe the diagonal holiday and now he must burn
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they put him in the giant you know wicker man and they set it on fire and burn him alive it's
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fucked man it's a fucking crazy you know I think it's a remake of a movie but the Nicolas Cage
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I mean I'm just gonna say of anyone I've ever seen be killed by bees on film that is by far
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the best one so I think uh I think he deserves it I think he deserves a round of applause for that
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that was great that was good acting have you ever seen anyone get killed by bees better than that I
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don't know uh I don't know what to tell you scroll through the rest of these we gotta get out of
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here this is getting weird the bees will avenge Mooney Mr. Chouses can you please uh a killer
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bees movie with Christopher Walken and Nicolas Cage
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you're lucky I have no self-respect at all
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we need those bees we don't need those gems to drive by the password
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Because I'm inside a beehive the size of an aircraft carrier, Phil.
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I just want to see how long you guys would listen to bee noises.