Raging Dissident Podcast - RageCast 281： NO RETREATING FOOTSTEPS

00:00:00.000 Wooooo! 1.00

00:00:26.240 Wooo! 1.00

00:00:30.000 Oh, man. 0.69

00:00:40.780 Just get a copy and put your gun under me.

00:00:44.280 I'm speechless.

00:00:51.600 I am speechless.

00:00:55.900 You guys.

00:01:00.000 Let's go.

00:01:21.060 It just hit me now.

00:01:26.720 Now I'm home.

00:01:30.000 Got an average chance on the water and beach in the water.

00:01:34.060 Oh, yeah.

00:01:36.900 Oh, we're going to cause so many problems.

00:01:44.160 Oh, man.

00:01:44.980 I love you guys.

00:01:45.860 This is the best.

00:01:47.140 Thank you so much.

00:01:48.240 I appreciate it. 0.95

00:01:49.100 You guys are the fucking best ever. 0.99

00:01:52.160 Oh, man. 1.00

00:01:52.800 You're going to make me cry.

00:01:53.620 I'm proud of you guys.

00:01:59.020 Thank you so much.

00:02:01.100 Thank you so much.

00:02:05.380 Everything you guys did was amazing.

00:02:08.500 I'll never forget it.

00:02:10.760 Oh, man.

00:02:11.520 We got to get to work, Phil.

00:02:18.460 We've got a lot to do.

00:02:19.900 There's so much to do.

00:02:23.360 There's so many people to make mad and make upset.

00:02:28.580 He can't keep getting away with it.

00:02:30.760 He can't keep getting away with it.

00:02:39.520 But he can.

00:02:42.680 Maybe.

00:02:43.280 We'll see.

00:02:44.080 Thank you so much, you guys.

00:02:45.140 Holy sheesh. 0.99

00:02:46.820 This is wild.

00:02:48.140 It's been a while.

00:02:48.860 It's kind of like riding a bike, I suppose.

00:02:50.640 But I've been away.

00:02:53.540 You know, if you don't know.

00:02:55.400 I went on a little adventure.

00:02:58.500 I like to travel.

00:03:00.160 I like to travel.

00:03:01.540 The government knows I like to travel.

00:03:03.720 So they're like, hey, I would like you to travel.

00:03:07.640 And I'm like, oh, well, I don't have a choice in this, do I?

00:03:10.000 And they were like, no.

00:03:11.020 No, you don't.

00:03:12.360 We're going to send you to a spa.

00:03:14.000 We're going to send you to a resort.

00:03:16.200 It's called the Saskatchewan Correctional Center and Resort and Spa.

00:03:24.560 And you're going to go there and you're going to love it.

00:03:28.400 You're going to love it there.

00:03:30.160 There's other people to meet.

00:03:32.140 There's free exercise sometimes.

00:03:35.040 The food is, well, there's food.

00:03:38.340 They've got food there.

00:03:39.620 So there's no reason to get into it any more detail than that.

00:03:43.840 You will eat something.

00:03:45.420 You will sometimes eat something.

00:03:47.940 So moving on.

00:03:49.580 We'll take you there for free.

00:03:51.500 You know what?

00:03:52.300 We'll get the taxpayer to pay for it.

00:03:54.900 That's how much we want you to go on this trip.

00:03:56.940 The taxpayer will pay for it.

00:03:58.360 The Saskatchewan taxpayer will pay for it, actually.

00:04:01.300 We'll send our best guys to come get you on a plane.

00:04:06.760 And we'll shackle you up like Hannibal Lecter.

00:04:09.880 And we'll fly you across the country. 0.77

00:04:12.760 Just you.

00:04:13.740 A whole plane.

00:04:15.520 Just for you. 1.00

00:04:21.480 What a fucking timeline is this? 1.00

00:04:24.540 You couldn't believe it. 1.00

00:04:28.380 Even the cops were like, you know.

00:04:31.380 And the lawyers and the guards and the other people in jail.

00:04:34.340 If I had $1,000 for every time someone said, you know, I've never seen this before in my life.

00:04:40.400 I have never seen anything like this before in my life.

00:04:43.180 See something crazy new every day.

00:04:44.600 Every day someone would say something like that.

00:04:47.020 I'd be like, yeah.

00:04:48.020 Yeah, I know.

00:04:48.960 Tired of hearing about it.

00:04:49.860 But it's, you know.

00:04:53.780 But thankfully, we did escape Circulonian Prison after a little while.

00:05:01.040 We did escape.

00:05:02.740 We negotiated a prisoner exchange.

00:05:05.340 Now I'm going to tell you who they took, you know.

00:05:08.080 You don't want to know.

00:05:10.200 You guys get me back, but we had to give them someone back.

00:05:13.560 And it's...

00:05:15.680 I don't want to say anything too early,

00:05:19.460 but I think, I think, I think Greta's coming back.

00:05:22.760 I think we're going to be seeing her, a lot more of her in the future.

00:05:25.500 She's going to be back.

00:05:26.600 And so, you know, we had her.

00:05:28.440 That's why you didn't see her anymore.

00:05:30.660 She was in the custody of Diaglond this whole time.

00:05:33.320 There was no more...

00:05:33.860 There was none of that.

00:05:35.880 There was no how dare.

00:05:36.940 There was no more how dare anywhere.

00:05:38.880 Anywhere to be found.

00:05:39.800 No more how dare anywhere.

00:05:41.900 It was a Christmas miracle.

00:05:43.760 No.

00:05:44.500 No, she was ours and we had her.

00:05:45.740 But we had to give her back.

00:05:46.840 So that was part of the negotiations.

00:05:48.000 My lawyer agreed we would give back Greta to them and I would be released to you.

00:05:57.260 That was the trade.

00:05:58.860 So she's going to be back and she's going to be...

00:06:00.340 I don't know.

00:06:00.780 I'm just...

00:06:01.460 Maybe that's...

00:06:02.060 Can you imagine?

00:06:02.780 That is how the world really does work.

00:06:04.740 Okay?

00:06:05.660 I'm part of the...

00:06:06.460 I'm part of them now.

00:06:08.660 You know?

00:06:09.360 I'm a clone.

00:06:10.120 Yeah, he does seem different, doesn't he?

00:06:17.200 Yeah.

00:06:17.740 No, it's a crazy time.

00:06:20.880 What are we going to do?

00:06:22.380 Anyway, thanks to all you guys for all the support and for, you know, everything you did

00:06:26.160 was incredible and for supporting my family and Morgan and each other.

00:06:30.540 To see everybody, you know, sticking together and looking out for each other was...

00:06:33.500 It was incredible.

00:06:35.420 You know, people were giving me updates and things and sending me, you know, text messages.

00:06:40.000 Did you get tablets in jail now?

00:06:42.840 I don't know.

00:06:43.240 I guarantee most of the guys using it incriminate themselves in something.

00:06:49.020 Such as...

00:06:49.820 They get on there, they're like texting.

00:06:51.260 It's like, you know, they're reading everything, right?

00:06:53.640 Uh-uh.

00:06:57.220 So I got some updates.

00:06:58.400 I did hear, you know, little bits and pieces of what was going on and I just want to say

00:07:01.340 how proud I am of you guys and happy that what was put together could not be so easily

00:07:07.820 broken that, you know, you guys still remain friends and you still, you know, have

00:07:13.200 each other and had the whole thing was all, you know, still here and it hasn't changed

00:07:17.800 a bit.

00:07:18.340 So that's pretty great.

00:07:19.520 That's pretty cool.

00:07:20.040 Those are some solid, you know, connections you guys have made with each other and, you

00:07:24.220 know, me to you and likewise.

00:07:26.380 And thank you to all the guys, all the people that wrote to me in the slammer.

00:07:31.560 It did kill some time.

00:07:33.600 I couldn't write back to everybody because they charge you money for envelopes.

00:07:38.400 Envelopes are $1.50.

00:07:40.560 And you're only going to spend so much money a week.

00:07:43.680 So it was food or envelopes, you know, so I made a judgment call.

00:07:47.200 I had to ratio my food to envelope a budget.

00:07:50.640 So I got it back to as many as I could.

00:07:52.320 I wrote probably a hundred people.

00:07:54.560 Okay.

00:07:54.780 That's, it was like two or three a day.

00:07:58.460 My math is not good.

00:07:59.780 Okay.

00:08:00.880 If it was, I would have been a scientist or an astronaut or something.

00:08:04.200 I wouldn't be here.

00:08:05.300 I wouldn't be doing this. 0.99

00:08:06.360 I'd be rich somewhere, but I'm stupid and I can't do math. 0.99

00:08:10.440 So I'm not. 0.99

00:08:11.620 I'm in a wood pile now.

00:08:13.800 Okay.

00:08:14.860 So that's what happens when you don't, when your kids listen, make sure they learn math

00:08:18.760 because if they don't, you're going to end up like me.

00:08:20.740 You're going to be in a wood pile.

00:08:21.600 Who is calling me at this hour?

00:08:25.260 Don't they know?

00:08:27.940 I totally lost my train of thought.

00:08:29.540 Thank you guys to everybody.

00:08:31.440 I appreciate it so much.

00:08:32.980 And, you know, the lawyers as well.

00:08:35.560 Great job.

00:08:36.380 Excellent job.

00:08:38.040 You know, Karima was a big help.

00:08:39.440 And I appreciate, you know, twist of fate.

00:08:42.140 You never know who's, who's, uh, who will end up connecting and, and, you know, getting

00:08:46.420 along with each other, huh?

00:08:48.020 And, uh, Tammy as well.

00:08:50.280 Thank you very much for, for taking a chance and going out there and putting yourself on

00:08:53.520 a limb to, to maybe question if the scary terrorist guy isn't a scary terrorist after

00:08:58.660 all.

00:08:59.600 Maybe something crazy is afoot.

00:09:02.020 And it is.

00:09:02.980 And thank you very much for that support.

00:09:04.680 And finally, um, you know, my, my family, uh, you know, all my friends, all you guys,

00:09:08.780 Derek Ferry, you guys were, you know, holding it down and doing your best to, you know,

00:09:12.420 and you did a great job.

00:09:13.440 Everybody had, you know, it was awesome.

00:09:15.540 It was awesome to see all that.

00:09:16.960 Um, I appreciate you guys so much.

00:09:18.400 And, and, you know, Morgan, holy, you know, what do we say?

00:09:21.440 What do we say about her?

00:09:23.380 What can you say?

00:09:28.820 She's amazing.

00:09:29.720 Thank you so much, um, for everything, you know, and she's listening, uh, that you do

00:09:36.200 for me.

00:09:36.700 It's, it's just, uh, it's, I mean, I'm incredibly blessed and I'm very happy, um, that, uh,

00:09:44.760 you know, you guys have each other and we do and, and the whole thing exists and it's

00:09:48.140 just, uh, you know, what would life be like without it?

00:09:50.540 How crazy has the world last couple of years been that this let's play, where do you see

00:09:56.860 yourself in five years?

00:09:58.520 I, yeah, didn't say that.

00:10:00.280 No, not that one that no, no, not in a million years.

00:10:05.340 No.

00:10:06.700 No, I thought maybe like, you know, washed up alcoholic firefighter or something, but

00:10:10.460 definitely not that.

00:10:11.580 I don't know what that is.

00:10:13.280 Is that a wood, wood pile?

00:10:15.540 Am I in a wood pile talking?

00:10:17.440 What is that?

00:10:17.820 Is that a goat?

00:10:18.600 That's a brick with arms glued to the back of it.

00:10:21.600 Look at it.

00:10:23.300 It's a brick.

00:10:24.260 It's got, it's got a face.

00:10:25.900 It's got a face, Daniel.

00:10:28.220 Daniel.

00:10:28.580 Daniel's the guy that operates the, uh, the five years into the future machine.

00:10:33.220 Daniel, what is, what is, I demand you explain this.

00:10:36.960 This is a brick with arms and Billy Bob. 0.99

00:10:39.760 Have I lost my fucking mind? 1.00

00:10:43.520 I am a section commander in an infantry battalion. 1.00

00:10:48.940 I'm in charge of millions of dollars of equipment and livelihoods and lives themselves.

00:10:54.100 And I, and you're telling me that in the few, it's just, it's a very short time from now,

00:10:59.920 actually.

00:11:00.740 I'm going to be in a wood pile talking to a brick with arms. 0.90

00:11:03.960 Oh, and there's more, there's a goat too, you know?

00:11:07.580 So I, I, I, I guess this is, this is all very, it's all very out of the blue, uh, in a way,

00:11:17.060 but, uh, you know, I wouldn't trade for the world.

00:11:18.540 It's been pretty, it's been a pretty wild time.

00:11:20.920 And, uh, again, thank all you guys so much for everything.

00:11:24.020 And, um, yeah, let's, let's get back to it.

00:11:27.400 I guess we already have.

00:11:30.880 Um.

00:11:33.960 And should I explain this or not?

00:11:37.040 You know, and I, listen, if you want to, if you want to drink, go ahead, do it.

00:11:41.460 Good for you.

00:11:42.080 If it makes you happy and if it works for you.

00:11:43.880 I was actually honestly wanting to ditch it for a while, like a good year.

00:11:50.620 Um, because it's, you know, it's kind of a gimmicky thing.

00:11:53.520 It's fun, but it's, it's a lot of, I mean, I lost 10 or 12 pounds just from not drinking

00:11:57.380 beer for two months.

00:11:58.520 I'm pretty sure.

00:11:59.640 And no pizza.

00:12:00.820 That was the saddest part.

00:12:02.300 Yeah, there was no pizza.

00:12:04.860 They didn't even have cheese.

00:12:06.240 That's how cheap they are.

00:12:08.020 They give you a salad. 0.91

00:12:09.280 I'm not shitting you. 0.84

00:12:10.100 A salad. 0.79

00:12:11.000 It's like six pieces of lettuce.

00:12:13.300 Like just off the, like from the dollar store, not the dollar store, the grocery store,

00:12:17.320 like the cheap, here, just lettuce.

00:12:20.140 It's like barely, there's no nutrients in it.

00:12:22.380 You can tell by looking at it.

00:12:23.200 You're like, this is air.

00:12:24.080 Why don't I just eat the air?

00:12:25.240 You get like six or seven pieces of that, like a singular tomato, a little cherry tomato

00:12:31.820 thing, and a can of ranch, a little tiny thing around.

00:12:35.120 There's your salad. 1.00

00:12:36.500 There's your salad, you piece of shit. 1.00

00:12:39.040 Eat it. 1.00

00:12:40.620 Starve. 1.00

00:12:41.100 We fucking hate you. 1.00

00:12:43.320 We're Saskatchewan and you're in our jail and we fucking hate you. 1.00

00:12:48.360 Die. 1.00

00:12:51.260 No, you can't go to the bathroom. 0.99

00:12:53.880 You will wait until I tell you it's okay. 1.00

00:12:56.240 I hope you die. 1.00

00:13:04.240 Food wasn't good, guys. 1.00

00:13:05.600 It wasn't good.

00:13:10.800 Anyway.

00:13:12.320 Anyway.

00:13:13.280 Anyway.

00:13:13.880 I didn't want to, I didn't want to drink anymore.

00:13:16.120 Anyway.

00:13:16.960 And I think this is good.

00:13:17.900 I've got as good, I've got a great excuse now.

00:13:20.800 To not do it.

00:13:22.860 You know?

00:13:23.560 And I think it's going to be good.

00:13:24.740 I think it's going to be great.

00:13:25.620 I think it's actually slowing me down, if anything.

00:13:28.560 But we'll see.

00:13:30.160 We'll see what happens.

00:13:31.380 So thank you guys so much.

00:13:34.320 You know.

00:13:35.480 What can you say?

00:13:39.600 We just got to get back to it.

00:13:42.360 That's all there is to do.

00:13:44.100 That's all there is to do, man.

00:13:50.640 Day after day, another minute's old.

00:13:53.540 Day after day, feel the fight from the wind.

00:13:56.980 Now everything is no, every, now I'm home.

00:14:00.720 Everything's not, you know.

00:14:02.580 There was something missing.

00:14:04.080 Night after night, with your head inside.

00:14:08.800 Night after night, just to die for the rest of the life.

00:14:12.680 The greatest times you've ever known.

00:14:16.200 I never scared, never gone.

00:14:17.920 So, so now what happens?

00:14:19.620 Night after night, just to the never grow closer.

00:14:23.480 Now you can do this over and over and.

00:14:26.880 Hey, won't you never break me.

00:14:30.820 Bring it all, give me your mission.

00:14:34.080 Hey, won't you never break me.

00:14:37.740 Try your hardest.

00:14:39.500 Try your hardest.

00:14:40.800 Try your hardest.

00:14:46.820 Where do I start?

00:14:48.420 Holy Jesus.

00:14:49.580 I'm going to run through these as fast as I can.

00:14:52.660 Zadiza, welcome home.

00:14:54.720 Thank you very much, sir.

00:14:55.860 BC Bigot, back at it.

00:14:57.440 Yes, ma'am.

00:14:58.420 Or sir, ma'am.

00:14:59.160 I can't remember.

00:15:00.700 Mixed you up with BC Barbie, maybe. 0.77

00:15:02.780 Thank you very much.

00:15:04.240 The Reaper Sun, welcome home.

00:15:05.740 I, uh, you, I hope you used your time inside to finish that autobiography.

00:15:11.340 I'm working on it.

00:15:12.520 I did.

00:15:13.100 I actually did write a fair amount.

00:15:14.540 I got like a good 80, 90 pages.

00:15:16.600 I could probably, uh, it'll be, it'll be a long one.

00:15:19.640 It's pretty, it's pretty, it's mostly just insanity. 0.68

00:15:21.860 It's mostly just the ramblings of an incoherent madman. 0.99

00:15:24.320 Of an odious dirtbag. 1.00

00:15:26.400 An odious disgusting. 1.00

00:15:29.180 Just die. 1.00

00:15:30.500 Just eat that fucking salad and die. 1.00

00:15:35.740 No, you can't go out of your cell. 1.00

00:15:39.220 You have to stay in there for days.

00:15:42.060 Why?

00:15:42.600 I don't know.

00:15:43.520 Nobody knows.

00:15:44.540 Nobody cares.

00:15:45.460 Nobody's ever cared. 1.00

00:15:48.240 That place is fucking insane, man. 0.99

00:15:50.960 That's just how, we would just laugh about it all day. 0.99

00:15:52.800 I'd be like, none of this, this place doesn't make any sense.

00:15:55.140 And they're like, oh yeah, we know.

00:15:58.560 The rules are literally, the rules are literally different from one side of the hallway to the other.

00:16:03.780 It's like, wait, you can do this here?

00:16:05.440 Yeah?

00:16:06.520 You can't do it over there?

00:16:07.880 I saw a guy get kicked in the face for doing that over there.

00:16:10.260 Well, that sounds like an over there problem.

00:16:12.560 Okay.

00:16:13.440 You know, the whole thing is just, it's a circus. 1.00

00:16:17.060 It's a fucking goddamn madhouse, man. 1.00

00:16:20.520 Oh, you know, I don't recommend it. 1.00

00:16:23.340 I wouldn't say, go, go try it.

00:16:26.320 Go just, just, weee, toss yourself in jail as a high profile public, you know, bad guy, villain.

00:16:32.100 And, you know, let's put the infamous, you know, neo-Nazi in, and make sure we put in the news constantly, constantly.

00:16:40.620 And we put them in a jail full of like 96% native natives. 1.00

00:16:46.680 A lot of them gang members.

00:16:51.760 How, hmm, hmm, gee, oh, I want, ooh, I wonder what'll happen.

00:16:57.660 I wonder what'll happen.

00:17:00.300 Nice try. 0.93

00:17:01.180 Oh, Wigglin' Shits, thank you very much, sir. 0.83

00:17:06.400 He says, welcome back.

00:17:07.200 Thanks for not making us wait until the beer grows back.

00:17:10.960 What do you mean?

00:17:11.740 What?

00:17:12.080 It's not?

00:17:13.040 It's not back.

00:17:14.020 He says, I'd imagine you were going to tone it down a notch now.

00:17:16.060 Absolutely not.

00:17:17.200 I'd tone it down?

00:17:18.180 What? 1.00

00:17:19.020 Are you insane, sir? 1.00

00:17:20.320 Do you know me at all? 0.99

00:17:21.900 Mr. Chow, he says he's back.

00:17:24.220 Christmas came early this year.

00:17:25.520 Thank you very much, sir.

00:17:26.480 Dude from Ontario. 0.96

00:17:27.860 Dude, this is a wobbly table.

00:17:29.140 So, Junior Dude from Ontario, thanks to Derek and Ferry.

00:17:32.060 Welcome back.

00:17:32.600 Yes, thank you to those guys very much again as well, everybody.

00:17:35.720 Appreciate it, yeah.

00:17:38.300 Full draw, Scarps.

00:17:39.640 I saw Morgan in the chat.

00:17:40.820 Says he would have done the same for me.

00:17:41.800 Yes, I would have.

00:17:43.500 Absolutely, I would have. 0.97

00:17:45.580 Fucking right. 1.00

00:17:47.000 She kicks ass. 1.00

00:17:49.320 Full draw, Scarps. 1.00

00:17:50.180 Hey, yo, Donnie.

00:17:51.000 Good to see you back, Vinnie.

00:17:52.180 Donnie, thanks.

00:17:53.360 Thank you.

00:17:53.840 I appreciate it.

00:17:55.620 Thanks for coming on.

00:17:57.980 Hey.

00:17:58.160 How you doing?

00:17:59.680 How's everybody doing over there?

00:18:00.480 You good?

00:18:01.480 Everything's all good?

00:18:03.120 All right.

00:18:03.580 All right.

00:18:03.860 I'll talk to you later, Donnie.

00:18:05.420 All right.

00:18:05.740 See you later.

00:18:08.280 We're secret Italians.

00:18:09.700 We're speaking in code.

00:18:10.820 Crack, crack that, Cesus.

00:18:12.700 Crack, crack that one. 0.79

00:18:14.500 Crack that guy in the woodpile who's definitely not Italian talking like an Italian to another 1.00

00:18:18.400 maybe fake Italian guy on the internet.

00:18:21.260 What does it mean?

00:18:22.920 What could it be?

00:18:24.220 Coming up next on the Fifth Estate.

00:18:25.740 The new language of the alt-right.

00:18:28.540 They talk in strange characters and different voices and use made-up words.

00:18:33.480 What does it mean?

00:18:34.400 Are we all at risk?

00:18:36.080 The answer is yes.

00:18:37.220 And we're all going to die if we don't put them in jail now.

00:18:40.660 Right now, as I'm saying these words. 0.51

00:18:42.520 Go and find them. 1.00

00:18:44.840 And just fucking kill them! 1.00

00:18:46.720 Just die! 1.00

00:18:47.820 Just eat the salad and die! 1.00

00:18:49.360 It's the most lovely time of the year. 0.96

00:19:02.700 Are the police back already?

00:19:04.780 Oh, good.

00:19:06.020 Oh, jeez.

00:19:06.960 There's a nickname.

00:19:07.820 Labia Liquor.

00:19:08.660 Thank you very much.

00:19:09.640 Thanks for this very family-friendly view.

00:19:12.820 Welcome, all.

00:19:13.460 Thank you.

00:19:13.800 Deanna says, glad to see you back.

00:19:16.060 We all sure missed you.

00:19:17.000 Derek did his best, but he isn't you.

00:19:18.520 Oh, well, he's Derek.

00:19:20.280 He's his own other version of entertainment.

00:19:23.560 You don't know what he's going to do.

00:19:25.980 They're the best, man.

00:19:26.960 Thanks, guys.

00:19:28.800 Al Stern, he says, looking fresh, bro.

00:19:30.320 Great to see you back in the chair.

00:19:31.380 Thank you.

00:19:31.840 It's a comfortable chair.

00:19:33.400 I sat on steel for the last couple of months.

00:19:35.960 You know, it just doesn't hit the same.

00:19:38.980 You know, especially, you know.

00:19:41.220 Sergeant Rock, thank you very much.

00:19:43.020 They can't stop us.

00:19:43.800 No, the Ferryman's Toll, season three of Dagelon, it's going to be lit.

00:19:48.180 Season three coming up.

00:19:50.100 We're just, that was the season two finale.

00:19:53.680 This is it.

00:19:54.440 This was the season two.

00:19:55.900 Fair to say, or this is season three now, right?

00:19:58.900 Do you like the new graphics by Greg Arcade, by the way?

00:20:02.420 Is he not a wizard of dark magic?

00:20:05.240 The, uh, this, too.

00:20:09.220 The, this whole thing.

00:20:13.460 This hilarious, uh, the Time Magazine cover.

00:20:16.040 He's the best. 1.00

00:20:22.160 Zelensky's such a dick. 1.00

00:20:23.980 Fuck him. 1.00

00:20:24.760 Season three! 1.00

00:20:25.620 Let's go!

00:20:26.460 Episode one.

00:20:27.660 Season three.

00:20:28.580 That's how we, we're basically, so we're building the seasons now around the peaks and valleys

00:20:35.100 of my own life's crises.

00:20:37.480 Is that how this works?

00:20:40.120 I don't, if that's how it works, do I want season three? 0.94

00:20:44.160 What in the fuck is going to be in season three? 0.99

00:20:46.540 Season three is when everything goes fucking psychotic. 0.99

00:20:54.060 You know, like every good show, like season three of The Sopranos, okay, things get, things 0.97

00:20:59.200 are, things are not, things are spiraling now.

00:21:01.820 Season three of Breaking Bad, you know, is this sustainable?

00:21:04.200 I don't know.

00:21:05.360 The wheels are, it feels getting, like, wobbly, man.

00:21:09.880 All of those shows. 0.99

00:21:11.600 Season three of Game of Thrones, you're like, oh man, shit's going down. 0.96

00:21:16.540 Season three is the, is the make or break season of all great shows that are terrifying 0.98

00:21:23.660 and we hope we never live through.

00:21:24.960 So, but we're, but we're doing it anyway.

00:21:29.880 Yay! 0.99

00:21:30.920 It's the apocalypse!

00:21:32.840 Do, do, do, do!

00:21:33.780 We're just going to pretend that everything's okay all the time, even though we know that 1.00

00:21:39.880 we're fucked. 1.00

00:21:40.400 Do, do, do, do, do, do, do! 1.00

00:21:41.580 That's the theme song.

00:21:43.380 Uh, we're in big trouble, man.

00:21:46.460 It's not good out there, boys.

00:21:47.900 It's really not.

00:21:49.360 Oh! 0.60

00:21:50.360 Two, two cent.

00:21:51.340 We're just going to ignore it.

00:21:52.300 We're just going to ignore it for a couple of minutes because it's really scary to be

00:21:55.180 alive right now.

00:21:57.220 Two cent from me and my lady.

00:21:58.980 Welcome home, homie. 0.99

00:21:59.920 Thank you very much.

00:22:00.700 Labia, thank you.

00:22:02.980 Labia liquor.

00:22:04.020 Gee, gee, gee.

00:22:05.180 LL Cool L.

00:22:06.860 That's you from now on.

00:22:09.700 Man on the Mountain, thank you very much.

00:22:11.300 Billy Bob, welcome home.

00:22:13.080 He says, good to see and hear you back on the airwaves.

00:22:15.260 Here we go.

00:22:15.940 Here, thank you.

00:22:17.400 Blams, welcome back. 0.76

00:22:19.060 DTC, thank you.

00:22:20.520 Shrinks, welcome back. 1.00

00:22:21.520 Thank you, brother.

00:22:22.220 Godzilla Unchained.

00:22:23.360 No, I, thank you.

00:22:24.240 I think you probably look good as well.

00:22:25.600 Sergeant Rock.

00:22:27.040 Kohlberg is now a Woodburn.

00:22:28.720 No, he's a Kohlberg. 0.82

00:22:30.200 He's, he's...

00:22:32.600 He's hungry for souls.

00:22:35.680 What, Kohlberg?

00:22:38.680 Hungry for souls?

00:22:41.320 You're a furnace.

00:22:43.660 How much of a stereotype...

00:22:44.820 Oh no, my flag's falling down.

00:22:46.200 How much of a stereotype do you need to be...

00:22:48.280 Not like...

00:22:49.960 You're, of course, you, you know, eat souls.

00:22:52.480 Of course you do.

00:22:53.140 What's going on here?

00:22:54.280 You're telling me this cheap dollar store tape

00:22:56.520 isn't...

00:22:58.380 isn't working?

00:23:00.580 No, no way.

00:23:01.540 No way.

00:23:02.480 I thought for sure that would hold forever.

00:23:04.320 For my whole life.

00:23:06.900 I want souls.

00:23:08.400 You'll get souls when we have souls.

00:23:11.700 We're not made of money, Kohlberg.

00:23:15.120 When we can afford some extra souls...

00:23:17.040 Ask Philip.

00:23:17.620 Philip's got tons of souls.

00:23:19.340 He's hanging on to.

00:23:20.680 Ask him.

00:23:21.700 What do I...

00:23:22.280 What do I look like?

00:23:22.980 I'm collecting...

00:23:23.800 Oh, here, have some.

00:23:24.900 Because they're so easy to come by, first of all.

00:23:27.300 They're not worth anything at all.

00:23:29.200 Souls are just cheap to... 1.00

00:23:30.340 Oh, I just have...

00:23:31.200 Look, I got 30 in my pocket.

00:23:32.480 Like, I'm the devil.

00:23:33.280 You think I'm the devil?

00:23:34.200 I just have souls laying around to give you.

00:23:38.800 Christ.

00:23:40.200 All you do is take...

00:23:41.980 All any of them do.

00:23:46.120 Billy Bob's got my back, though. 0.99

00:23:49.120 Are you doing fucking complain? 0.99

00:23:50.380 Yeah, no, maybe he doesn't. 0.99

00:23:52.220 I don't know.

00:23:53.480 I've got things to complain about, Billy Bob. 1.00

00:23:56.000 Bitch. 1.00

00:23:56.560 Oh, fuck. 1.00

00:23:57.200 All right, he's just going to fight me. 1.00

00:23:58.880 The Carpenter Chris.

00:24:00.740 I hear Saskatoon is nicest time of year.

00:24:02.460 It's a nice, balmy minus 50 bazillion all the time.

00:24:08.180 One of the ranges I was on, you could only go out...

00:24:11.160 Like, your yard time is at, like, 7.

00:24:13.320 10 after 7, something like that.

00:24:14.780 And in Saskatchewan, it gets dark.

00:24:17.600 4-7.

00:24:18.480 So, I didn't see the sun for, like, a month at one point.

00:24:22.240 It was like living on Alaska.

00:24:24.060 Anytime you had to go anywhere or you go outside, it's dark.

00:24:26.860 It's dark inside.

00:24:28.040 There's no window.

00:24:28.880 It's just dark all the time.

00:24:30.640 It's just endless night.

00:24:32.320 I'm a vampire now.

00:24:33.340 I'm a creature of the night. 0.95

00:24:34.880 You know, you start going crazy.

00:24:40.140 Oh, DJ Cogdill.

00:24:41.480 Hey, brother.

00:24:41.880 He says, there was a toast in your honor at Dawson's Texas event last month.

00:24:45.080 Cheers.

00:24:45.240 I heard about that.

00:24:46.060 Somebody sent me a picture.

00:24:47.000 That's, you know, very nice of him.

00:24:48.780 What a sweet guy.

00:24:49.860 I appreciate it.

00:24:50.460 I appreciate all you guys that stuck up for me.

00:24:51.840 And, you know, not easy.

00:24:53.700 Not an easy guy to defend.

00:24:55.220 It comes with some baggage.

00:24:58.120 Admittedly.

00:24:58.920 It comes...

00:24:59.820 There's going to be...

00:25:00.840 Hey, listen.

00:25:02.120 You're going to...

00:25:03.120 Hmm.

00:25:06.060 That's a weird feeling that now I'm one of those characters now

00:25:10.800 where it's like

00:25:11.920 you bring me up at a dinner

00:25:13.460 and everyone just stops talking

00:25:14.800 and it's just dead silence.

00:25:16.960 And the person that brought it up is like...

00:25:18.960 You know?

00:25:20.660 And everyone's dead silence

00:25:21.840 because they don't know where everyone else stands on it.

00:25:25.140 You know?

00:25:26.200 They might want to go,

00:25:27.180 Yeah, I know that...

00:25:28.100 Well, wait.

00:25:28.780 You know?

00:25:29.340 They're just like...

00:25:30.600 Are we...

00:25:31.120 Should we...

00:25:32.920 Because, I mean...

00:25:34.260 People...

00:25:35.120 There's a good chance

00:25:36.100 somebody might take a stab at me in this room

00:25:37.960 if I say I like that guy.

00:25:39.200 So I better just...

00:25:40.140 I better just keep quiet.

00:25:47.760 I appreciate you guys sticking up for me.

00:25:50.780 Thank you.

00:25:51.620 Making Gain says,

00:25:52.400 We need Raging Rocky 1-style fabric posters for gym walls. 0.53

00:25:56.660 Please execute.

00:25:57.400 I'll look into that. 0.98

00:25:58.800 That's...

00:25:59.120 Why not?

00:25:59.480 Why not?

00:26:00.000 We're an industry.

00:26:02.040 We're a very powerful terrorist empire.

00:26:04.560 We very nearly took over the country.

00:26:09.220 We were so close.

00:26:11.080 It was just within our grasp.

00:26:13.880 Blast! 0.95

00:26:15.840 And we would have gotten away with it too 0.92

00:26:17.500 if it wasn't for those meddling mounties. 1.00

00:26:19.420 Oh my god.

00:26:31.280 Canada is a...

00:26:32.180 It's a dark comedy waiting to happen. 0.99

00:26:36.780 I mean, it's insane.

00:26:39.060 If you wrote out a script...

00:26:40.640 And I mean America.

00:26:41.840 Listen.

00:26:42.540 I'm going to appeal to the world right now.

00:26:44.500 I know.

00:26:44.820 I've seen you, America.

00:26:46.260 Oh, I know.

00:26:47.280 Oh.

00:26:47.520 Oh, you don't need to tell me about you.

00:26:51.120 Everybody knows about you.

00:26:53.460 Okay?

00:26:54.320 Everybody. 0.99

00:26:55.380 Everybody fucking knows about you, America. 1.00

00:26:57.420 Alright? 1.00

00:26:57.740 So, relax.

00:26:58.680 You don't need to explain anything. 1.00

00:27:01.920 You're like a prostitute on meth 1.00

00:27:03.520 that just walked into Thanksgiving dinner 1.00

00:27:05.060 at 3 o'clock in the afternoon.

00:27:06.760 You know, with the cokehead nephew 1.00

00:27:08.900 that no one talks to.

00:27:10.820 And he's like, 0.99

00:27:11.600 Huh, this is fucking... 0.99

00:27:12.760 Yeah, we don't care. 1.00

00:27:14.220 We know.

00:27:15.420 It doesn't...

00:27:16.140 It's very obvious.

00:27:18.200 No need to explain. 1.00

00:27:21.200 The fucking sunglasses off. 1.00

00:27:22.920 You're in the house! 1.00

00:27:25.540 An embarrassment to this family.

00:27:29.340 Oh, ma.

00:27:30.700 Get out of my house.

00:27:33.800 That could happen.

00:27:34.580 That could happen to you.

00:27:38.680 Careful who you stick up for.

00:27:40.440 It could ruin your life.

00:27:42.380 Probably not.

00:27:43.320 Probably not.

00:27:44.140 But maybe.

00:27:45.260 Seriously, maybe.

00:27:46.040 Oh, my lord.

00:27:51.000 A division of helicopters being assembled

00:27:52.520 by the invasion for Pilot Mike.

00:27:53.940 Thank you very much, man.

00:27:54.920 They're good.

00:27:55.340 We could use them.

00:27:56.520 We need them.

00:27:57.260 Short and Long says,

00:27:57.840 Nice to see you back, please.

00:27:59.340 No tales of prison rapes.

00:28:00.720 I've seen some things.

00:28:03.880 I've seen some things in there, man,

00:28:05.280 that you won't go and believe.

00:28:07.740 I won't...

00:28:08.460 I ain't ready to talk about it just yet.

00:28:12.700 I've seen some things.

00:28:16.000 Seriously.

00:28:16.400 You know, it's pretty funny.

00:28:24.620 It was...

00:28:25.600 I had a recruiter when I joined the army,

00:28:28.700 when I was 17, 16, 17.

00:28:30.820 And I said, I want to be in the infantry.

00:28:35.040 I had this big romantic idea of what the infantry is, you know?

00:28:40.060 A brave warrior, you know?

00:28:42.660 Yes.

00:28:43.180 I would like to be that.

00:28:44.240 And he's like, you don't want to do that.

00:28:46.640 I was like, why?

00:28:47.620 He's like, you could...

00:28:48.360 Look, you scored, you know, whatever.

00:28:50.160 A million points.

00:28:51.060 Whatever it was.

00:28:52.400 You could be a pilot.

00:28:53.740 You want to be a pilot?

00:28:54.940 He was trying to sell me on all the coolest jobs. 1.00

00:28:58.400 You know, fucking fighter pilot. 0.99

00:28:59.800 I turned that down. 1.00

00:29:01.040 I could have been a fucking pilot. 1.00

00:29:03.640 I could have been a chopper pilot. 1.00

00:29:06.200 You know how fucking cool that is? 0.97

00:29:09.100 What do you do? 0.96

00:29:09.620 I'm an army helicopter pilot. 0.99

00:29:12.700 I fucking fly people and missiles flying around. 0.99

00:29:15.920 I'll cut people up with the helicopter planes if I want. 1.00

00:29:18.140 I fly a giant metal monster through the skies of war. 0.76

00:29:24.340 Like a guardian angel. 0.90

00:29:26.160 I'll just swoop out of the clouds and just massacre people. 0.98

00:29:29.300 Like a dragon. 1.00

00:29:31.260 And I will just fly the fuck away. 0.99

00:29:33.840 Like I'm God. 1.00

00:29:35.880 I just torched 50 fucking people. 1.00

00:29:38.800 No, I didn't want to do that. 1.00

00:29:40.820 I was like, infantry!

00:29:43.480 Because I watch too many movies, video games, you know?

00:29:47.680 And he said, kid, you don't want to do that.

00:29:50.020 You could be a...

00:29:50.640 All these different jobs.

00:29:51.920 All these trades.

00:29:52.580 You could be an air crew mechanic.

00:29:53.600 You could be an electrician.

00:29:55.460 You could be a doctor, for God's sakes.

00:29:57.320 I'm like, nope, infantry.

00:29:59.020 He said, it's only good practice for two things.

00:30:01.300 The infantry is only good training in real life for two things.

00:30:07.960 Being homeless and going to jail.

00:30:12.960 I'd say he's 100% on that.

00:30:14.860 I'd say that was very good advice.

00:30:16.680 However, what he didn't know was that I always knew I was going to go to jail, probably, maybe.

00:30:26.180 So I did it on purpose. 0.99

00:30:28.520 Just so I would have some fucking practice. 1.00

00:30:34.520 Everything of that, you big dumb... 1.00

00:30:36.140 No, that wasn't really what happened. 0.99

00:30:37.500 I just really wanted to be in the infantry, but...

00:30:39.140 Hey, it worked out.

00:30:40.940 It's good that I...

00:30:42.460 It was nice, you know?

00:30:46.100 You're dropped into a hellscape, and you're like, oh, this is actually fairly familiar.

00:30:50.020 Yeah, this isn't that different than...

00:30:51.780 No, honestly.

00:30:52.780 It's like demons walking around.

00:30:54.180 You're like, oh, I've seen you.

00:30:55.360 I've seen you before.

00:30:56.720 Right on.

00:30:57.160 How's it going?

00:30:59.380 Beezlebub? 0.98

00:30:59.820 Is that you?

00:31:00.120 Yeah, I remember you.

00:31:01.420 Yeah.

00:31:01.760 All right, man.

00:31:02.380 I'll see you later.

00:31:03.320 Okay.

00:31:04.240 Okay. 1.00

00:31:04.880 Stab you in the shower. 1.00

00:31:06.080 Okie dokie. 0.99

00:31:07.140 You know.

00:31:11.060 But I wouldn't recommend it if you're just like, hey, I want to try jail.

00:31:14.360 I wouldn't recommend it, especially if you're just like...

00:31:17.360 I work at the bank, and I mean, sometimes me and my wife, we get pretty crazy, you know?

00:31:24.620 Oh, yeah?

00:31:25.160 What do you guys do?

00:31:26.000 Oh, sometimes, sometimes I get, I'll drink two Coors Light, you know?

00:31:35.080 And we'll just be up giggling.

00:31:37.000 We'll just be up giggling all night, you know, for like way past our bedtime.

00:31:40.380 It's like 1035, 1040, you know?

00:31:42.680 We're up, sometimes even 11, and we're still up, you know? 0.91

00:31:46.200 It's so silly. 0.96

00:31:47.380 We're crazy people. 1.00

00:31:48.320 Yeah, you're going to die in there. 1.00

00:31:52.780 They're going to kill you. 1.00

00:31:53.740 They're going to kill you to death immediately. 1.00

00:32:00.200 Oh, so I shouldn't go to jail? 0.99

00:32:02.120 No.

00:32:03.400 Nope.

00:32:04.000 Nope.

00:32:04.300 They'll eat you. 0.94

00:32:04.980 They'll literally eat your body parts.

00:32:07.100 I've seen people eat things in there that you can't imagine.

00:32:10.640 You will live to see man-made horrors beyond your comprehension.

00:32:18.420 And I have.

00:32:20.060 I have.

00:32:21.080 And there's no time like the present.

00:32:22.560 I was like, when am I ever going to tell this story?

00:32:24.500 And to those guys, I don't know when they'll ever hear this, because they're in there for,

00:32:27.860 they'd be in there for a bit.

00:32:30.460 It's like, what are you guys charged with?

00:32:31.820 What are your records?

00:32:32.580 And I'm like, hmm, you're going to be here for a while.

00:32:34.380 You're going to be here for a long time.

00:32:35.340 Um, but some of them, you know, uh, some of them are pretty, some of them are actually

00:32:42.860 all right dudes, man.

00:32:43.800 And, uh, we got along pretty, pretty well.

00:32:45.600 It was pretty funny.

00:32:46.540 There was some pretty funny stories.

00:32:48.680 Some of them I can't, I honestly can't tell out loud because it's just too, the media would

00:32:54.840 just, can't do it.

00:32:59.900 Oh yeah.

00:33:01.780 Uh, but, um, you know, basically people are like, uh, it's mental.

00:33:12.040 So I've, again, there was some fights.

00:33:13.840 There was some things.

00:33:14.500 I bounced around a couple of ranges and that was on one. 1.00

00:33:17.820 And, uh, we did the COVID thing and I was like, fuck you. 1.00

00:33:19.860 You're not taking this stupid. 1.00

00:33:20.980 No, no. 1.00

00:33:22.500 I'm way too cool to fuck that. 1.00

00:33:24.520 And they're like, well, all right, we'll put you in fucking segregation. 1.00

00:33:27.100 We'll put you in solitary for five days. 1.00

00:33:28.800 Tough guy.

00:33:29.180 How you like that?

00:33:29.720 I like it pretty good.

00:33:30.940 Fine.

00:33:31.260 Oh, good. 1.00

00:33:32.480 You fucking send me there then, you bitch. 1.00

00:33:34.320 And I'm like, oh, okay, fine. 1.00

00:33:35.500 Send them away. 0.81

00:33:36.380 And they did.

00:33:39.180 So I'm just sitting there for five days in this box.

00:33:43.760 I'm allowed out 15 minutes, twice a day.

00:33:47.640 And that's it.

00:33:48.400 And I just sit there and stare out the window at the razor wire all day.

00:33:51.160 Like, I'm still not taking it. 1.00

00:33:55.380 Like an idiot. 0.99

00:33:56.280 You know, and then, and then at the end, at the end, the guy, the nurse comes, comes over 1.00

00:34:04.280 and he's like, Hey, so you're not like, you're not taking the test. 0.97

00:34:06.720 I'm like, no, I'm not fucking. 0.98

00:34:07.600 He's like, why not? 0.99

00:34:08.940 I was like, because it's the fucking big stick. 1.00

00:34:10.980 The brain, there's chemicals on. 1.00

00:34:12.160 I'm not fucking doing that. 0.98

00:34:12.960 And he's like, no, no, we're not doing that anymore. 0.99

00:34:14.760 I'm like, what?

00:34:16.440 That's what they told me.

00:34:17.440 And he's like, no, no, we just do this.

00:34:19.220 It's a little Q-tip.

00:34:20.060 It's this big.

00:34:20.620 It's dry.

00:34:21.160 You don't do anything.

00:34:21.620 And they just touch your nose.

00:34:22.760 And like, there you go.

00:34:23.280 That's it.

00:34:23.880 I was like, why didn't you tell me this five days ago? 0.94

00:34:28.640 Because we hate you. 1.00

00:34:29.720 Just die. 1.00

00:34:30.660 Eat the salad and die. 1.00

00:34:33.800 We hate you, you piece of shit. 1.00

00:34:35.520 That's why. 1.00

00:34:38.700 My God.

00:34:43.920 Anyway.

00:34:44.760 So I go back and I'm like, I want to go back to this spot where all the cool guys are.

00:34:48.440 And apparently that's the, that was like the dumpster of the jail.

00:34:52.520 And they're proud.

00:34:53.340 They're proud.

00:34:53.760 This is where they send like the, oh God, this guy, you know?

00:34:58.400 So there was a place they sent those people when they came in and the staff goes, oh Jesus

00:35:02.980 Christ.

00:35:04.600 Him again, you know?

00:35:06.580 They're like, put, put them, put them in there.

00:35:09.240 Put them in overflow two, three.

00:35:11.860 Put them in the jungle.

00:35:13.260 Sir, are you sure?

00:35:15.440 Yes.

00:35:15.780 I've never been more sure of anything in my life.

00:35:19.180 Some of the guards there, one of them was this chick. 1.00

00:35:21.460 Good, good for her.

00:35:22.700 She was like five feet tall.

00:35:24.380 It's like 90 pounds. 1.00

00:35:26.300 I was like, fuck your brave. 1.00

00:35:29.480 Holy shit. 1.00

00:35:30.700 You know, just walk around by herself. 1.00

00:35:33.220 Like, damn. 1.00

00:35:36.260 Fuck. 1.00

00:35:36.720 I wouldn't be, I wouldn't be into that job at, as me at my own size. 1.00

00:35:41.280 Let alone like, I'm going to go do it as a small woman.

00:35:43.380 Like, what?

00:35:46.720 Jeez, good for you. 1.00

00:35:47.820 You got some balls. 0.99

00:35:49.960 Oh man. 0.99

00:35:51.140 And so that's, yeah.

00:35:53.100 They were like, you don't, you don't want to go back there.

00:35:55.200 Like, we can put you in this unit or that one.

00:35:57.140 And these ones have more TVs.

00:35:58.580 And I'm like, eh, I liked it, you know.

00:36:01.420 I liked it there.

00:36:02.060 It was more comfortable there.

00:36:02.740 And they're like, oh, you know.

00:36:03.920 One of the staff's like, you don't want to go over there.

00:36:05.740 There are animals over there.

00:36:07.320 You can't go in there. 0.68

00:36:08.980 And a bunch of goddamn many other tobacco tanks in there. 1.00

00:36:11.960 And I was like, eh, that's, I don't mind them. 0.89

00:36:13.420 They're all right.

00:36:14.380 It's like, okie doke. 0.93

00:36:15.660 Back in.

00:36:17.220 And they're up till like 1.30 in the morning.

00:36:19.480 There's no rules in there.

00:36:21.340 The rest of the jail is like 10.30. 0.97

00:36:24.040 Everything is turned the fuck off.

00:36:26.500 You know. 1.00

00:36:26.840 And it's like, you better, you better be in your fucking bed. 1.00

00:36:30.040 You know. 1.00

00:36:31.020 It's like the military.

00:36:32.540 But in 2.3.

00:36:33.820 No, no, no.

00:36:34.440 It's Candyland.

00:36:35.720 There's just.

00:36:36.360 I'm probably getting some guards in trouble now.

00:36:45.320 They're up as long as they will.

00:36:46.780 The TV's on till 1.30 in the morning.

00:36:49.040 And it's on like full blast.

00:36:51.420 And there's guys like.

00:36:52.940 They're.

00:36:53.360 Jesus Christ in there.

00:36:55.080 On a regular day.

00:36:56.260 It's like, oh, that guy's just tattooing a guy's face.

00:36:58.420 And he's like, hey, man.

00:36:59.260 And they're just.

00:36:59.920 There you go.

00:37:00.660 Just right there.

00:37:01.420 It relates to your bed.

00:37:02.480 The guy's just tattooing his face.

00:37:03.700 I'm like, that's cool.

00:37:04.780 Good for you.

00:37:05.420 So, that's good.

00:37:07.220 You know.

00:37:07.740 Some guys are literally smoking meth.

00:37:09.940 That gets smuggled in.

00:37:10.920 They're up all night.

00:37:11.720 They're on meth.

00:37:12.420 In jail.

00:37:13.580 You know.

00:37:14.140 They're drinking all the time.

00:37:15.240 All over the jail.

00:37:15.860 They're all doing this.

00:37:16.680 Drinking. 1.00

00:37:17.300 They're making homemade fucking hooch out of fruit and sugar. 1.00

00:37:22.020 And it's mixing it in another bed. 1.00

00:37:23.920 Like some kind of.

00:37:24.840 Some kind of despicable. 0.67

00:37:26.700 Horrendous, wretched brew of death.

00:37:29.720 And you can smell it from the other side of the room.

00:37:34.180 It is so.

00:37:35.140 It is like a bomb goes off. 1.00

00:37:36.760 And you're like, fuck. 1.00

00:37:37.580 There's some liquor around. 1.00

00:37:39.200 You know.

00:37:40.420 Yes.

00:37:41.640 I was like, listen. 0.99

00:37:42.560 You guys have got to get the fuck out of jail. 0.99

00:37:44.200 You got to sober up. 1.00

00:37:45.020 You got to get out of here.

00:37:46.960 They're snorting nicotine.

00:37:48.260 The little Thrive nicotine tablets.

00:37:50.660 You know.

00:37:51.080 You can buy those.

00:37:51.860 Those are like currency in there. 1.00

00:37:52.980 They're fucking snorting them. 1.00

00:37:54.480 They're snorting each other's pills. 1.00

00:37:56.040 I'm just like.

00:37:56.800 Mother of God.

00:37:58.560 No one's even trying in here. 1.00

00:38:00.960 It's like, fuck it. 1.00

00:38:02.100 It's this anarchy. 1.00

00:38:03.440 And sometimes there's just like fights.

00:38:05.680 I was.

00:38:06.040 I woke up.

00:38:06.700 I had earplugs in.

00:38:07.920 Into my skull.

00:38:09.720 Woke up in the morning. 0.99

00:38:11.320 And the place is fucking destroyed. 1.00

00:38:13.860 I mean, there's shit everywhere. 1.00

00:38:15.340 Toilet paper. 0.99

00:38:16.500 Boxes.

00:38:17.120 And, you know.

00:38:17.500 Pieces of sheets.

00:38:18.520 And there's men on the floor.

00:38:19.980 Like, what is going on?

00:38:21.140 Like, oh yeah.

00:38:21.840 The guys.

00:38:22.140 They got into some meth.

00:38:23.220 They were up all night.

00:38:23.780 Having a fight.

00:38:24.400 Having a.

00:38:24.960 Fighting with.

00:38:26.560 What?

00:38:27.260 What are you talking about?

00:38:28.700 And this is just all.

00:38:30.240 This is just one day.

00:38:31.800 You know.

00:38:33.200 It's chaos.

00:38:35.520 Another time.

00:38:36.160 And this is probably.

00:38:38.120 The most.

00:38:39.940 Insane.

00:38:42.420 I mean, I'm desensitized.

00:38:44.080 So, I'm just kind of.

00:38:44.960 Especially when here.

00:38:45.620 I'm trying to remember.

00:38:46.440 Like, to relate to normal people.

00:38:47.800 That aren't crazy like me.

00:38:48.820 And to them.

00:38:50.780 They're like, yes.

00:38:51.380 This is a very insane thing to witness.

00:38:53.280 To me.

00:38:53.660 I was like.

00:38:54.000 This is up there.

00:38:54.800 Top.

00:38:55.060 Top ten.

00:38:55.980 Top ten. 0.99

00:38:56.460 One of the most fucked up things I've ever seen. 0.99

00:38:58.440 You know. 0.99

00:38:58.900 They're trying to shock me.

00:39:00.520 Have you ever seen anything in the army like this?

00:39:02.180 And I'm like, yep.

00:39:03.400 Really?

00:39:03.840 Oh yeah.

00:39:05.300 Some of those guys are scared.

00:39:06.260 There's no privacy.

00:39:06.980 There's no walls on anything.

00:39:08.020 The showers.

00:39:08.500 Everything's wide open.

00:39:09.580 And some of these guys are like.

00:39:10.700 You know.

00:39:11.060 Big tough guys.

00:39:11.940 But they're like.

00:39:12.360 They won't shower in front of the other men. 0.73

00:39:14.140 So, they just don't shower. 0.90

00:39:15.440 It's gross.

00:39:17.220 And I'm like. 0.74

00:39:17.660 I don't want them to see my pee-pee.

00:39:19.040 No, no.

00:39:19.500 You know.

00:39:19.800 They're like.

00:39:20.040 Oh.

00:39:20.280 Big tough man.

00:39:21.340 You know.

00:39:22.060 Some guys are just like. 1.00

00:39:23.500 Taking a shit. 1.00

00:39:24.300 Like. 0.99

00:39:24.420 Hey.

00:39:24.720 What's going on?

00:39:25.380 What you reading there?

00:39:26.300 You know.

00:39:26.580 You're like.

00:39:26.860 Okay.

00:39:31.440 So, you know.

00:39:32.100 I've seen a lot of it already.

00:39:33.440 You know.

00:39:33.840 None of this is.

00:39:34.840 None of this is shocking.

00:39:36.960 But.

00:39:37.720 There was one day.

00:39:39.720 I mean.

00:39:40.460 This deserves.

00:39:41.760 And they asked me.

00:39:42.620 They're like.

00:39:42.820 Are you going to.

00:39:43.280 You got to talk about this on your podcast.

00:39:44.560 I was like.

00:39:44.860 I have to.

00:39:45.820 I have to for therapy.

00:39:49.300 I have to.

00:39:53.740 I typed in ominous story time music.

00:39:57.520 So, that's what's coming up.

00:40:05.320 This works.

00:40:06.520 I guess.

00:40:10.100 Jail.

00:40:12.060 Interior.

00:40:17.460 This guy.

00:40:22.180 No.

00:40:22.660 This is.

00:40:23.140 This is too creepy.

00:40:24.160 I need like.

00:40:25.220 I need like.

00:40:25.900 Just regular.

00:40:26.720 You know.

00:40:29.880 He didn't kill him or anything.

00:40:31.400 That music's way over the top.

00:40:32.720 Is this good?

00:40:37.480 Maybe.

00:40:37.920 Maybe this will be.

00:40:43.860 Perfect.

00:40:46.680 So.

00:40:47.200 Once upon a time.

00:40:49.120 There was a guy.

00:40:50.560 Sleeping next to me.

00:40:51.440 And he was.

00:40:52.180 He was.

00:40:52.960 This was his first rodeo.

00:40:54.760 This was his first rodeo.

00:40:56.120 Old Cody.

00:40:58.180 And.

00:40:59.100 You know.

00:40:59.560 He was going to be alright.

00:41:00.420 He had money.

00:41:01.040 He had lawyers.

00:41:01.580 This wasn't.

00:41:03.460 He didn't care.

00:41:04.380 He didn't care.

00:41:05.040 Nobody ever cared.

00:41:06.180 Nobody cares.

00:41:09.140 But.

00:41:09.600 You know.

00:41:10.760 Cody knows all the tricks.

00:41:12.760 He knows how to cheat at gambling.

00:41:15.600 All the jail games.

00:41:16.860 The dice.

00:41:17.520 He knows it all.

00:41:19.840 So he's.

00:41:20.720 Already won.

00:41:21.680 Basically everything there is to win.

00:41:23.060 You know.

00:41:23.260 He's got a pile of other people's food.

00:41:26.620 An endless supply of nicotine tabs.

00:41:28.980 What did.

00:41:29.540 What does a man do?

00:41:30.660 What do.

00:41:35.860 When you're.

00:41:36.640 When you're.

00:41:36.980 What do you do?

00:41:38.760 So he has an idea.

00:41:40.480 Once upon a time.

00:41:42.960 Cody decides.

00:41:44.180 Hey.

00:41:45.180 These guys are desperate.

00:41:46.800 For these nicotine tabs.

00:41:48.560 They're snorting them.

00:41:50.840 Amazing.

00:41:52.760 I want to play a game.

00:41:53.960 I'm going to.

00:41:56.900 I'm going to see what I can make people do.

00:41:59.440 For nicotine.

00:42:00.720 Let's.

00:42:01.120 Let's play that game.

00:42:02.000 In jail.

00:42:03.240 Important disclaimer.

00:42:05.320 Not like normal people.

00:42:06.820 Weird games.

00:42:07.380 I mean.

00:42:08.500 There is nothing else going on.

00:42:10.460 So he's like.

00:42:17.780 Hey.

00:42:17.860 You know what people like is drugs.

00:42:19.140 This is new guy.

00:42:20.180 New guy comes in.

00:42:22.000 He's cross-eyed.

00:42:22.900 I'm not making any of this up.

00:42:23.880 This is a.

00:42:24.300 This is a.

00:42:24.800 This is 100% accurate.

00:42:26.140 What I'm going to tell you.

00:42:27.480 It's cross-eyed.

00:42:28.220 He's like 22.

00:42:31.580 Young kid.

00:42:34.900 And he says.

00:42:35.980 Cody says to him.

00:42:37.820 Hey.

00:42:38.560 We're getting.

00:42:39.300 We're going to get searched.

00:42:40.820 We're going to search it.

00:42:41.460 I need you to hide this.

00:42:44.600 Yeah.

00:42:45.760 Except this.

00:42:47.160 Is.

00:42:47.660 Is several sausages.

00:42:48.860 From breakfast.

00:42:50.100 That's been wrapped up.

00:42:51.780 The package.

00:42:57.260 I hope he doesn't get.

00:42:58.220 Trouble for this.

00:43:02.880 It's a pseudonym.

00:43:03.840 There's a lot of people named Cody.

00:43:04.940 You don't know.

00:43:05.540 You don't know.

00:43:05.980 You can't prove anything.

00:43:08.420 So the kid does it.

00:43:09.820 Oh.

00:43:10.180 He does it.

00:43:10.880 And he's got this.

00:43:12.180 Uh.

00:43:12.600 Mystery drug package.

00:43:13.760 What he thinks. 1.00

00:43:15.320 Up his ass. 1.00

00:43:16.340 For about four hours. 1.00

00:43:18.660 About four hours.

00:43:20.500 Because he wants.

00:43:21.460 You know.

00:43:21.800 He's doing it.

00:43:22.280 He's going to get some nicotine tabs.

00:43:23.680 And maybe he'll even.

00:43:24.600 Get a little bit of drugs out of it.

00:43:25.860 So.

00:43:28.220 Gets the package back.

00:43:31.760 And it's.

00:43:32.500 Nope.

00:43:33.000 It's breakfast sausages.

00:43:33.880 And the people rejoiced.

00:43:40.040 And everyone laughed.

00:43:42.300 Oh.

00:43:42.820 How they laughed.

00:43:45.040 Some even cried.

00:43:46.080 At the magnificence.

00:43:46.920 Of this jail prank.

00:43:48.940 Never before.

00:43:49.840 Has anyone seen.

00:43:51.620 Such an own.

00:43:54.100 The man's soul.

00:43:55.820 Was destroyed.

00:43:56.800 His eyes even went straight.

00:43:59.280 For a moment.

00:44:01.040 As his soul.

00:44:01.960 Rearranged itself.

00:44:02.820 And his now.

00:44:04.040 Destroyed.

00:44:04.560 Cavernous body.

00:44:05.460 Of having been.

00:44:06.620 Humiliated.

00:44:07.480 So horribly.

00:44:09.440 In a rude.

00:44:10.000 Like is that sexual assault?

00:44:11.740 I don't know what that is. 1.00

00:44:12.880 But it's fucked up. 0.99

00:44:13.740 And it gets better. 0.99

00:44:18.760 There's another character.

00:44:20.840 Who enters the scene.

00:44:22.040 Around this time.

00:44:23.400 His name.

00:44:24.340 Is Benjamin.

00:44:25.080 Now Benjamin.

00:44:27.720 Comes into the.

00:44:29.020 The jungle.

00:44:30.640 And the first thing he does.

00:44:32.680 Is steal.

00:44:33.760 Someone's Pepsi.

00:44:37.880 Not a very good idea.

00:44:39.620 Benjamin.

00:44:40.420 Not at all.

00:44:44.080 People were very mad.

00:44:46.000 At Benjamin.

00:44:47.520 And when they went.

00:44:48.600 To confront him.

00:44:49.620 They found him.

00:44:50.300 In the oddest of places.

00:44:52.320 They found him.

00:44:53.560 In the one and only.

00:44:55.920 Bathtub.

00:44:57.440 That everyone showers in.

00:45:00.340 And in a room full of men.

00:45:01.760 With no privacy.

00:45:02.680 But this little tiny corner.

00:45:04.400 Where you can take a shower.

00:45:05.720 In a bathtub.

00:45:06.960 You can imagine.

00:45:08.800 What goes on.

00:45:11.040 In that bathtub.

00:45:13.180 Old Benjamin.

00:45:13.900 Benjamin was taking a bath.

00:45:15.240 Not a care in the world.

00:45:17.020 In this bathtub.

00:45:17.780 The people were disgusted.

00:45:23.040 The people were.

00:45:24.380 Confused.

00:45:25.500 The people didn't.

00:45:26.220 Didn't know what to do.

00:45:27.000 With young Benjamin.

00:45:28.840 So they retreated.

00:45:30.240 Back to their. 0.95

00:45:31.020 Back to their respective.

00:45:32.820 Goblin holes. 1.00

00:45:36.000 Was he taking a fucking bath in there? 1.00

00:45:38.320 Are you. 1.00

00:45:38.640 Was he fucking crazy? 1.00

00:45:39.660 Who the fuck takes baths? 1.00

00:45:41.160 Who the fuck is a grown man. 1.00

00:45:42.760 Taking a bath in the bath. 1.00

00:45:43.700 Are you seeing this right now? 1.00

00:45:45.360 What the fuck is wrong with this guy? 0.99

00:45:48.460 And he did it. 1.00

00:45:49.620 Several more times.

00:45:50.660 Why?

00:45:51.120 He's been taking baths.

00:45:52.320 All day. 1.00

00:45:53.400 What the fuck? 1.00

00:45:54.340 Is he fucked in the head? 1.00

00:45:57.260 Turns out old Benjamin was. 1.00

00:45:59.560 In the strangest of places.

00:46:00.640 He found himself in jail.

00:46:01.700 With violent criminals.

00:46:03.900 What was Benjamin's crime?

00:46:06.640 You ask?

00:46:08.280 Well he.

00:46:09.480 Allegedly.

00:46:11.020 Broke into someone's house.

00:46:14.260 Chased.

00:46:14.660 Out their children. 0.59

00:46:16.600 Locked them outside.

00:46:18.680 And then proceeded.

00:46:21.240 To take a bath.

00:46:23.040 In their bathtub.

00:46:25.540 Because he just needed a bath.

00:46:28.960 Allegedly.

00:46:33.240 So we're sitting around.

00:46:34.340 Talking about this.

00:46:35.100 And you know.

00:46:35.660 The guy next to me is like.

00:46:36.400 He's going to eat our skin.

00:46:37.480 We got to get.

00:46:38.060 We got to do something with this.

00:46:39.080 This guy can't stay here. 0.99

00:46:39.940 He's crazy. 1.00

00:46:40.360 He's going to eat our skin. 1.00

00:46:41.860 Taking a bath. 1.00

00:46:43.380 He's fucking crazy. 1.00

00:46:44.840 You know he's crazy. 1.00

00:46:46.100 Look at him over there. 0.97

00:46:50.960 After.

00:46:52.940 Mr. Man's sausage.

00:46:54.360 You know.

00:46:55.000 It's a thing to waste food.

00:46:57.040 You don't waste food.

00:46:58.980 Never.

00:46:59.340 And Mr. Benjamin.

00:47:02.960 Had also gone around.

00:47:04.340 Taking things from people.

00:47:05.620 Collecting a massive debt.

00:47:06.880 Which he could never pay.

00:47:08.160 You know.

00:47:09.140 Can I have this?

00:47:09.760 Can I have that?

00:47:10.200 Just bumming things from people all day.

00:47:11.720 And everyone's like. 1.00

00:47:12.120 This fucking guy. 1.00

00:47:13.620 So like. 1.00

00:47:13.920 I got a meal idea.

00:47:14.820 They're like.

00:47:15.360 It wasn't my idea.

00:47:17.240 This is happening around me.

00:47:19.260 Like.

00:47:19.560 I have a meal idea. 1.00

00:47:21.160 Let's feed him the fucking sausages. 1.00

00:47:23.460 Out of this ass. 1.00

00:47:28.520 And they did. 1.00

00:47:30.980 And did old Benjamin eat them?

00:47:33.560 At first.

00:47:34.800 He was.

00:47:35.800 Skeptical.

00:47:37.500 He knew something was wrong.

00:47:40.700 Couldn't quite put his finger on it.

00:47:43.100 His instincts were true.

00:47:45.100 But unfortunately.

00:47:46.580 His greed.

00:47:47.480 His lust for food.

00:47:50.780 Overpowered his brain.

00:47:53.080 And he ate.

00:47:54.860 The bum sausages.

00:47:56.960 All three of them.

00:48:01.740 They even went in the trash first.

00:48:04.340 Before he ate them.

00:48:08.360 So.

00:48:11.260 That was just one day.

00:48:14.820 In that place.

00:48:15.780 That was Tuesday.

00:48:18.700 That was what I was doing.

00:48:20.360 Like three weeks ago.

00:48:23.200 How have you guys been?

00:48:28.700 This has been another story time production of.

00:48:31.080 I don't know what that was.

00:48:32.980 It is gross.

00:48:35.360 It's insane.

00:48:39.080 Oh.

00:48:39.640 Everything about it is just like.

00:48:41.180 Okay.

00:48:41.420 He's out of his mind.

00:48:42.540 He shouldn't even be in here.

00:48:43.800 He's still.

00:48:44.180 Why are you fe- 1.00

00:48:45.200 Why were they up your ass? 1.00

00:48:47.000 For what? 1.00

00:48:47.580 For what?

00:48:48.000 For those.

00:48:48.840 You're snorting them.

00:48:50.320 I was like.

00:48:50.560 Do you even get anything out of that?

00:48:51.760 And they're like.

00:48:51.940 Not really.

00:48:52.760 Like.

00:48:52.940 Well.

00:48:53.140 What the? 1.00

00:48:58.820 It's a fucking madhouse. 1.00

00:49:00.240 One night they're up having a native drum circle. 1.00

00:49:08.060 And they're banging on the trash cans.

00:49:09.780 The guards are like. 1.00

00:49:10.240 You're fucking mad. 1.00

00:49:11.020 And I'm like. 1.00

00:49:11.280 Fuck you. 1.00

00:49:12.160 Straight up. 1.00

00:49:12.920 Fucking die. 1.00

00:49:14.060 Fucking suck our dicks. 1.00

00:49:15.380 You know. 1.00

00:49:16.260 Then he comes in there. 1.00

00:49:17.460 And they're fucking. 1.00

00:49:18.060 And he takes the trash can. 1.00

00:49:19.360 He throws it.

00:49:19.900 And he's like.

00:49:20.460 Quickly like.

00:49:21.080 It's out of the air.

00:49:21.620 He's like.

00:49:21.720 I'll show him.

00:49:22.280 No.

00:49:22.480 They go right back to doing it.

00:49:24.540 They start talking about bringing in like.

00:49:26.280 Like the squad to like.

00:49:27.360 Put us down.

00:49:28.220 Like as a rebellion.

00:49:29.220 It's like one in the morning.

00:49:30.280 You know.

00:49:32.420 Like we might.

00:49:33.720 It was just lawless.

00:49:35.320 It was like.

00:49:39.800 The inmates are running the asylum in that part of the jail.

00:49:47.240 They can't go over there. 0.93

00:49:48.220 They're animals over there. 0.99

00:49:49.400 They're a bunch of odious dirt. 0.99

00:49:50.600 I told them what that was. 0.96

00:49:51.800 I was like.

00:49:52.200 Odious.

00:49:52.580 What does that mean?

00:49:53.100 I'm like.

00:49:53.260 I had to look it up too.

00:49:54.420 I wasn't sure.

00:49:55.640 And they're like.

00:49:55.980 That is the best insult ever. 0.99

00:49:58.020 Like he called you an odious dirt bag. 1.00

00:50:00.160 That is fucking hilarious. 1.00

00:50:01.820 I'm like. 0.99

00:50:01.980 I know.

00:50:03.320 It's a great insult.

00:50:05.000 Odious.

00:50:05.460 The odious dirt bags.

00:50:06.740 I like the sound of that.

00:50:08.200 Very odious.

00:50:09.800 Making gains.

00:50:10.920 I read that one already.

00:50:11.820 Thank you.

00:50:13.280 And that one.

00:50:13.900 And that one.

00:50:14.420 And that one.

00:50:15.560 Dude from Ontario says.

00:50:16.520 You should marry that woman. 1.00

00:50:18.040 She won't let me. 0.98

00:50:19.300 She's slippery. 0.98

00:50:22.040 Sir Toast.

00:50:23.260 He says.

00:50:23.780 You still taking mail.

00:50:25.080 Is the address the same as Morgan posted?

00:50:26.640 Well.

00:50:27.740 I don't know.

00:50:28.700 It depends on which one she posted.

00:50:30.260 He says.

00:50:30.420 What do I do with this handwritten letter?

00:50:32.340 Good year out.

00:50:32.980 What was your favorite food in there?

00:50:35.000 Just eat the lettuce.

00:50:36.200 Lettuce. 0.99

00:50:37.640 Just die. 1.00

00:50:38.520 Eat the lettuce and die. 1.00

00:50:39.940 It's all bread. 1.00

00:50:41.040 Every meal is like fucking three or four slices of bread. 0.99

00:50:45.580 I mean like Ben's. 1.00

00:50:47.040 You know like the shitty mass produced. 0.97

00:50:50.460 Vitaminless spread that you get at the grocery store. 0.98

00:50:53.160 That's half your diet.

00:50:54.460 And then you get the couple pieces of lettuce.

00:50:57.020 Maybe a.

00:50:57.840 Like here you want some soup. 0.99

00:50:59.140 This soup looks like fucking dish water. 0.99

00:51:01.100 And there's like two peas and a carrot floating around in it. 0.99

00:51:03.860 I'm like this isn't soup.

00:51:04.780 This is dish water.

00:51:06.300 And he's like.

00:51:06.860 It might be.

00:51:07.520 Yeah.

00:51:08.640 I'm like.

00:51:10.060 How is this legal?

00:51:11.620 This is crazy.

00:51:12.940 We fed POWs better than this.

00:51:14.600 They're like.

00:51:15.060 No.

00:51:15.320 Probably.

00:51:15.860 Like they don't care. 1.00

00:51:17.160 They don't give a fuck. 1.00

00:51:19.540 It's like. 1.00

00:51:19.900 You guys are being treated really bad.

00:51:21.880 This is not food. 1.00

00:51:24.800 I shit you not. 0.98

00:51:26.040 The one of the only things we have. 1.00

00:51:27.400 You go outside.

00:51:28.480 This was pretty badass actually.

00:51:30.300 You can lift weights outside.

00:51:32.080 And it's like snow.

00:51:32.940 It's Saskatchewan.

00:51:33.780 It's like minus 30.

00:51:35.140 You know.

00:51:35.860 And we're out there just.

00:51:36.860 Da.

00:51:37.440 Da.

00:51:37.880 Just get after it. 0.91

00:51:41.000 This place is mental.

00:51:42.500 And in the dark.

00:51:43.440 You know.

00:51:48.340 Oh my lord. 1.00

00:51:49.300 It was so stupid. 1.00

00:51:50.180 The whole thing was so crazy. 1.00

00:51:52.460 Favorite food.

00:51:54.060 I basically lived on Mr. Noodles.

00:51:56.140 Because you could buy those in the little canteen.

00:51:57.900 You get that once a week.

00:51:58.740 But you can only spend so much money.

00:52:00.300 You can't spend enough that you'll ever have enough.

00:52:02.820 So you got to really economize what you buy.

00:52:06.280 Oh you like beef jerky?

00:52:07.180 Well that's $10 a bag big fella.

00:52:09.260 That's 10% of your budget right there.

00:52:11.900 You willing to waste 10% of your budget on a bag?

00:52:13.600 I don't think so.

00:52:14.660 I don't think that's smart.

00:52:15.760 Look at that.

00:52:16.300 Oatmeal.

00:52:16.960 39 cents a package.

00:52:19.140 How many calories?

00:52:19.960 Look at that.

00:52:20.520 90 calories a package.

00:52:22.400 You know.

00:52:22.860 Four of those.

00:52:23.700 For $2.

00:52:25.480 That's a meal.

00:52:26.480 That's a meal right there.

00:52:27.700 And you're wanting to spend $10. 1.00

00:52:28.960 You're an idiot. 1.00

00:52:29.720 Give me that. 1.00

00:52:30.220 Let me take over.

00:52:34.860 Other than that.

00:52:35.800 There wasn't really. 0.99

00:52:36.760 The food was fucking awful. 0.99

00:52:38.140 Awful. 1.00

00:52:38.640 Somebody saw it and said.

00:52:39.600 Do they serve quiche?

00:52:40.460 Yeah they did. 1.00

00:52:41.140 Like every fucking week. 1.00

00:52:43.180 Every week. 0.99

00:52:43.920 There was like a four day stretch.

00:52:45.860 Where it was just slop and eggs.

00:52:48.060 Every meal.

00:52:48.780 Here's some slop.

00:52:49.560 Here's some. 0.99

00:52:50.240 Some form of shitty. 0.99

00:52:51.920 I hate eggs. 0.99

00:52:52.860 Long story.

00:52:53.660 Some.

00:52:53.940 Some form of.

00:52:55.220 And you know.

00:52:57.400 I just like.

00:52:58.040 Just take it.

00:52:58.560 Just eat it.

00:52:59.160 And they're like.

00:52:59.360 You don't want it.

00:52:59.820 I'm like.

00:52:59.980 No.

00:53:00.780 Look at it.

00:53:02.240 Is that a.

00:53:02.700 That's an eyeball.

00:53:03.700 That's a human eyeball. 0.67

00:53:04.980 Like.

00:53:05.420 I don't care.

00:53:06.520 The company.

00:53:07.920 That was providing.

00:53:09.660 The food.

00:53:09.920 I believe.

00:53:10.700 Allegedly.

00:53:11.340 What I heard.

00:53:12.580 Had already been caught.

00:53:14.640 In the past.

00:53:16.160 It's a.

00:53:16.540 It's a big.

00:53:17.620 Multinational corporation.

00:53:18.700 That does what it does.

00:53:19.320 It feeds prisons. 0.92

00:53:20.280 Feed prisoners and stuff.

00:53:21.460 Got caught feeding people.

00:53:22.940 Horses.

00:53:24.280 And dogs and stuff.

00:53:26.340 In like.

00:53:26.720 In like.

00:53:27.080 Other countries.

00:53:28.580 Like.

00:53:29.040 This is the level.

00:53:29.840 I'm talking about.

00:53:30.420 This isn't like.

00:53:31.680 This isn't like.

00:53:32.580 Bad fast food.

00:53:33.680 In North America.

00:53:34.420 Where you're like.

00:53:34.700 Oh my McDonald's.

00:53:35.440 Is a little bit shittier than usual.

00:53:36.820 This is like.

00:53:37.440 Are these people just.

00:53:39.160 Crushing up bugs.

00:53:40.320 And saying. 1.00

00:53:40.760 Fuck it. 1.00

00:53:41.140 Say it's hamburger. 1.00

00:53:41.900 Like.

00:53:42.080 There's no rules.

00:53:42.820 Where these people are working.

00:53:44.060 Apparently.

00:53:45.580 Just whatever.

00:53:46.600 They don't care.

00:53:47.320 They don't know.

00:53:47.760 Nobody cares.

00:53:48.880 Nobody's ever cared.

00:53:52.560 Food was terrible.

00:53:55.080 Oh man.

00:53:57.120 That's really bad.

00:53:58.500 Really bad.

00:53:59.400 I mean.

00:53:59.760 Just unhealthy as all. 1.00

00:54:01.720 Fuck. 1.00

00:54:02.060 The cheapest. 1.00

00:54:02.920 Everything.

00:54:04.700 Like if there's off-brand dollar store level of crackers.

00:54:08.080 That's what it was.

00:54:08.980 It was like.

00:54:10.420 Every penny.

00:54:11.520 Every penny was pinched out of that place a long time ago.

00:54:16.000 Oh.

00:54:16.640 Man on the mountain says.

00:54:17.420 Morgan split a lot of wood while you were gone.

00:54:19.340 Yeah.

00:54:19.600 I know.

00:54:20.320 I know.

00:54:20.560 She did.

00:54:21.440 She just keeps.

00:54:22.000 Keeps the.

00:54:22.740 Just got to keep.

00:54:23.440 Get the rage out.

00:54:24.980 Just got to get it.

00:54:25.580 Got to go somewhere.

00:54:26.320 Some weekends and Tuesdays.

00:54:28.040 I just got back from Kibitz.

00:54:29.320 Been offline for a bit.

00:54:30.200 Did I miss anything?

00:54:30.940 Not really.

00:54:31.660 No.

00:54:33.260 There's been some developments in the world of.

00:54:38.980 We'll get to that.

00:54:39.780 But.

00:54:40.780 It says.

00:54:41.200 Wish I had more shekels to throw in the fund.

00:54:43.540 But my kids' Hanukkah and Christmas presents broke me.

00:54:45.960 Little mixed.

00:54:46.480 Yeah.

00:54:46.740 It's not a good time of year.

00:54:47.660 People are.

00:54:48.160 People are broke.

00:54:49.000 Little mixed. 0.98

00:54:49.780 Bastards feel entitled to two holidays worth of presents. 0.97

00:54:52.500 Insert stereotype here. 1.00

00:54:53.960 And watch Bernie flip out. 1.00

00:54:57.400 And bastards feel entitled to two holidays. 1.00

00:55:01.460 I'm not made of money. 1.00

00:55:02.780 Why would I get you a second Christmas?

00:55:06.280 You've already got one Christmas.

00:55:08.100 Why am I paying for a second Christmas? 1.00

00:55:12.200 It's just another day for you to get shit. 1.00

00:55:14.960 I'm not made of money. 1.00

00:55:18.220 You get one day of commercial bullshit. 0.99

00:55:21.380 And that's. 0.99

00:55:21.860 And you're lucky you get it at all.

00:55:25.540 You're out of control.

00:55:26.880 Your mother's worried sick. 0.97

00:55:29.540 Call your mother.

00:55:32.780 He's just too fun of a character.

00:55:39.240 Deanna 01 says.

00:55:40.600 Yes.

00:55:40.860 Definitely a shout out to Derek and Ferryman for helping our withdrawal.

00:55:44.340 They did great.

00:55:44.840 Yes, they did.

00:55:45.280 Thank you very much.

00:55:46.000 Mark.

00:55:46.260 Good to see you back in your natural habitat.

00:55:47.880 Love you, brother.

00:55:48.280 Thank you for picking me up, by the way.

00:55:49.980 It was cold and I was walking.

00:55:52.080 I was walking home.

00:55:53.420 And I.

00:55:54.020 You know.

00:55:54.640 Good thing.

00:55:55.240 Good thing you showed up to pick me up.

00:55:57.280 Thanks, guys.

00:55:58.360 The carpenter Chris.

00:55:59.700 Did they serve.

00:56:00.320 That's.

00:56:00.720 Yes.

00:56:01.020 The quiche.

00:56:01.540 Oh, yes.

00:56:02.040 They served it.

00:56:03.100 Did I eat it?

00:56:03.720 Not one bite.

00:56:04.840 Not one bite.

00:56:06.320 But they served it.

00:56:07.260 They tried.

00:56:07.700 They tried to corner me.

00:56:08.760 They tried to make me eat that human quiche. 0.98

00:56:10.980 That quiche was chopped up.

00:56:12.160 That's a human thigh in there. 1.00

00:56:13.560 Those are the. 1.00

00:56:14.120 Those are the 4,000 Qatari workers that died making those fucking stadiums for the World Cup. 1.00

00:56:19.680 That's what's in that quiche. 1.00

00:56:21.160 Look at the hue.

00:56:22.400 Look at the texture of that ham.

00:56:23.900 Are you telling me that's ham? 1.00

00:56:25.840 That's a fucking human leg, bro. 1.00

00:56:28.760 I am telling you. 1.00

00:56:31.020 I can see.

00:56:31.920 I can feel it in my bones instinctively.

00:56:33.980 I'm feeling physically repulsed by the plate.

00:56:36.380 I've got to say.

00:56:37.040 I think it's haunted.

00:56:39.080 I think it's haunted. 0.99

00:56:40.160 That jail was haunted as fuck, by the way. 1.00

00:56:43.780 Crazy. 1.00

00:56:44.620 Crazy shit went on in there. 1.00

00:56:46.160 Like. 1.00

00:56:46.960 You know.

00:56:47.340 And the guys are all watching these ghost shows.

00:56:48.980 And they're like.

00:56:49.220 That's not even crazy. 1.00

00:56:50.160 This shit happens here. 1.00

00:56:51.480 I'm like. 1.00

00:56:52.120 Yeah.

00:56:52.420 That's kind of weird. 1.00

00:56:53.840 Shit's just turning on and off. 0.99

00:56:55.180 There's people walking around that don't exist. 0.99

00:56:57.120 People are having conversations in the bathroom.

00:56:58.920 No one's in there.

00:56:59.760 You're like.

00:57:00.020 Okay.

00:57:00.440 Cool. 0.99

00:57:00.780 It's haunted as shit. 1.00

00:57:03.180 Right on. 1.00

00:57:04.020 Right on, man.

00:57:05.660 Toilet paper just rolls across the floor somehow on its own.

00:57:08.000 It's like.

00:57:08.280 Well, we're all here. 1.00

00:57:09.640 Who the fuck? 0.99

00:57:10.620 Looking around like. 1.00

00:57:11.540 Oh, the wind.

00:57:12.640 The wind in jail.

00:57:13.980 Let's just be blowing things around. 0.99

00:57:15.460 It was fucking weird, dude. 0.97

00:57:17.700 All the guys like is haunted. 0.98

00:57:19.500 You know. 1.00

00:57:21.940 It was fucked. 1.00

00:57:23.060 There's some weird shit going on. 1.00

00:57:24.960 We gotta hide, man. 0.99

00:57:26.760 Some of them are seriously putting up like the Dreamcatcher stuff around their beds.

00:57:29.920 I'm like.

00:57:31.280 I don't like this place.

00:57:32.380 Do you want to train me bunks?

00:57:33.160 I don't want to be close to this door.

00:57:34.540 I feel weird over here.

00:57:36.060 Like.

00:57:36.200 Oh, you stay over there. 1.00

00:57:37.260 You stay over there in the fucking Phantom of the Opera bed. 1.00

00:57:39.960 I'm not fucking going over there. 1.00

00:57:42.220 I saw somebody standing over there last night. 0.98

00:57:44.860 When I turned around, he was gone.

00:57:46.380 There was no one.

00:57:47.380 Nope.

00:57:48.800 No, you live over there. 0.99

00:57:49.720 You live over there with the devil. 0.98

00:57:53.460 You stay on your haunted part of the jail. 0.97

00:57:55.700 I'm not going over there.

00:57:59.040 Whew.

00:58:00.280 They served geese.

00:58:01.640 So.

00:58:02.740 Was it haunted?

00:58:03.500 I can't prove that.

00:58:07.620 I can't say for certain.

00:58:09.460 All I'm saying is I'm very suspicious.

00:58:12.540 It looked like people.

00:58:14.100 I imagined it how chopped up human legs would look.

00:58:17.020 Like the thigh.

00:58:17.720 Like the upper leg. 0.75

00:58:18.560 Like just a chunk.

00:58:19.360 Right out of somebody's leg.

00:58:20.780 Of just fleshy.

00:58:21.660 I'm like.

00:58:21.900 That's a person.

00:58:23.480 That's not a ham.

00:58:25.080 Something's wrong.

00:58:26.040 Something's wrong.

00:58:26.660 Take it away.

00:58:27.800 Take it away from me.

00:58:28.680 I don't want to eat that.

00:58:29.860 I'm not risking it.

00:58:31.280 I am not risking eating dead Qatari slave workers. 1.00

00:58:34.500 You know.

00:58:34.780 The thousands that were worked to death to build the World Cup stadiums.

00:58:37.880 That no one talks about.

00:58:41.360 I didn't know about it either.

00:58:42.960 I was talking to one of the guys on the phone.

00:58:44.040 He told me that.

00:58:44.540 And I'm like.

00:58:44.780 What's the World Cup?

00:58:45.360 I'm like.

00:58:45.700 Oh.

00:58:45.900 Well.

00:58:46.080 This just became depressing to watch.

00:58:50.380 Oh.

00:58:50.780 That's not.

00:58:51.160 That's something to distract myself.

00:58:52.660 You know.

00:58:52.880 Tons of people dead making those.

00:58:54.700 Oh.

00:58:55.720 All right.

00:58:56.300 I guess I can't enjoy that now.

00:59:01.260 Seriously.

00:59:01.700 That's funny.

00:59:02.140 They did.

00:59:02.880 They did work to people to death.

00:59:04.540 Good times.

00:59:05.560 Good times.

00:59:06.820 As long as everybody's making money though.

00:59:08.020 Hey.

00:59:08.620 As long as we're all making money.

00:59:09.980 There's nothing to worry about.

00:59:10.920 No one's saying anything.

00:59:12.420 Pear.

00:59:12.980 She's happy to see you back.

00:59:13.880 But you should have kept.

00:59:15.740 Greta.

00:59:16.400 We don't want her back in Sweden. 1.00

00:59:18.160 I don't know if she's going to Sweden.

00:59:19.400 I don't know where she's going.

00:59:20.260 I don't know what she's up to.

00:59:21.000 All I know is she's loose.

00:59:23.220 We don't know when she'll return.

00:59:24.660 Or in what form.

00:59:27.580 What.

00:59:28.600 What.

00:59:29.920 Ethereal form.

00:59:31.500 Will she arrive at.

00:59:32.480 She's like Gozer. 0.80

00:59:33.640 She's just going to show up. 0.99

00:59:34.680 And take the form of whatever scares you the most.

00:59:38.500 It's a giant flying June bug.

00:59:41.100 It's the size of an aircraft carrier.

00:59:43.880 Coming over.

00:59:44.840 That's the scariest thing you can think of.

00:59:46.640 And that's.

00:59:47.080 That's actually Greta. 0.98

00:59:49.000 She's Gozer. 0.97

00:59:49.820 She's come in the form of your biggest nightmares.

00:59:52.440 To destroy the city as a giant.

00:59:54.200 Giant June bug.

00:59:56.800 So be careful.

00:59:58.180 We'll know.

00:59:59.020 When it's the end times.

01:00:00.300 We'll know that Greta is back.

01:00:01.680 And we should have never made this trade.

01:00:04.500 This is a terrible trade.

01:00:08.260 Hank Bangor.

01:00:09.040 Thank you very much.

01:00:09.840 Karen SK.

01:00:10.240 He's no longer muted.

01:00:11.680 No.

01:00:12.200 No.

01:00:12.600 Not this time.

01:00:13.700 Not anymore.

01:00:15.080 Man on the mountain.

01:00:16.280 Chris says welcome back.

01:00:17.380 Thank you very much man.

01:00:18.860 Hope you guys are doing alright.

01:00:20.880 Colbert's mommy.

01:00:21.820 Hi.

01:00:22.200 Colbert.

01:00:22.640 I got you Colbert.

01:00:23.500 Colbert.

01:00:24.300 You know.

01:00:26.400 He's like.

01:00:26.840 You know what I crave.

01:00:28.200 I know.

01:00:29.840 Soul.

01:00:30.620 I'm not.

01:00:31.200 I don't have.

01:00:32.300 I'm not getting into this again.

01:00:34.340 Souls.

01:00:34.780 No souls.

01:00:36.620 Little bit of souls.

01:00:37.600 No.

01:00:37.880 Not a little bit.

01:00:38.720 You know.

01:00:39.520 They're not candy bars.

01:00:40.640 Colbert.

01:00:41.020 You can't break off a little bit of a soul.

01:00:43.920 What?

01:00:46.060 Jesus.

01:00:46.620 It's not a.

01:00:46.960 It's not a.

01:00:47.400 It's not a steak.

01:00:48.060 Not a ham.

01:00:49.340 We're not chopping up souls.

01:00:50.740 And giving them off piecemeal to people.

01:00:52.300 What does that even do?

01:00:53.460 So.

01:00:53.980 Where would the soul be.

01:00:55.200 If it's in two places at once.

01:00:56.960 Do you hear yourself Colbert? 1.00

01:00:58.640 Your hunger has made you stupid. 1.00

01:01:00.700 You need to eat. 1.00

01:01:01.680 I agree.

01:01:02.060 We'll get you something.

01:01:02.940 We'll feed you something.

01:01:03.640 We'll get you some Antifa to throw in there.

01:01:09.200 And that's.

01:01:09.700 That should be at least a tenth of a soul.

01:01:11.860 What like four of them?

01:01:12.740 If we get four of them.

01:01:13.900 That's a tenth of a soul.

01:01:14.880 Right?

01:01:16.280 I mean it's not going to fill the tank or anything.

01:01:18.040 But it will.

01:01:18.380 It'll get you home.

01:01:19.100 Or at least until.

01:01:19.660 Right?

01:01:19.940 Okay.

01:01:20.660 Everybody get on that.

01:01:22.500 We've got to feed them.

01:01:24.180 It's getting cranky.

01:01:26.540 Ed My Mind says.

01:01:27.400 Great to see you in the bigot bunker again.

01:01:29.080 Thank you sir.

01:01:29.780 And you from Ontario.

01:01:30.460 You should go on A&C Report with Ryan Dawson.

01:01:32.040 I will.

01:01:33.200 I will.

01:01:33.820 I'm just.

01:01:34.220 This is my first day back.

01:01:35.320 I'm just.

01:01:36.080 Just.

01:01:37.640 Just.

01:01:38.460 Getting back to it.

01:01:39.560 Filthy Fiesel. 0.53

01:01:40.620 Welcome back.

01:01:41.060 Good sir.

01:01:41.300 Your loud voice.

01:01:42.620 It's like soothing music to my ears.

01:01:44.540 Feels a little like things are returning to normal.

01:01:46.740 What a triumph.

01:01:47.620 This shouldn't be normal.

01:01:48.860 This is not.

01:01:49.480 This is crazy that this is normal to anyone.

01:01:51.920 We're living in a nightmare.

01:01:53.580 Oh my goodness.

01:01:54.340 I missed.

01:01:54.680 I got rumble as well.

01:01:55.520 There's a ton of.

01:01:56.120 Thanks guys.

01:01:56.840 This is quite a few people showed up to see if I'd lost my mind or not.

01:02:00.680 And the answer is yes.

01:02:02.860 Oh yeah.

01:02:03.400 Oh yes.

01:02:04.760 Oh yes.

01:02:05.900 I've quite lost my marbles I'm afraid.

01:02:09.280 Can't seem to find them anywhere.

01:02:10.860 Could I come over to your house and check for my marbles?

01:02:16.540 Perhaps they've rolled under your back door.

01:02:18.920 He's lost it. 0.99

01:02:22.760 He's crazy. 0.98

01:02:23.520 Send them. 0.96

01:02:24.040 Send them out.

01:02:24.820 Send all the police.

01:02:26.220 That's scary.

01:02:27.500 That I don't know.

01:02:28.320 I feel weird about what I just heard and watched.

01:02:30.840 So I don't know what to do.

01:02:31.680 So I'm calling the police.

01:02:36.600 You say that every time.

01:02:38.420 Well I'm scared often.

01:02:40.040 I'm often scared and calling the police.

01:02:42.100 It's what I do.

01:02:43.140 Chris Jason.

01:02:43.880 Thank you very much sir.

01:02:44.960 I appreciate it.

01:02:45.660 I missed you guys.

01:02:46.700 I missed a lot of these names. 0.99

01:02:47.700 He says oh shit I pushed 300. 0.99

01:02:49.020 It says 100. 0.99

01:02:49.700 So here it is.

01:02:51.060 Thanks.

01:02:51.840 Thank you brother.

01:02:52.580 I appreciate you.

01:02:53.400 Jaded Mandarin.

01:02:54.040 Thank you very very much.

01:02:55.680 Buzzy double O payment for using your line on AM 960 last weekend.

01:02:59.960 What did you do on AM 960 last weekend?

01:03:02.880 What did you do?

01:03:03.400 Concrete boots and the politicians who love them.

01:03:06.640 That's quite the name.

01:03:07.740 Dressed like every dude getting out on paper after eight years.

01:03:10.400 Welcome home Mr. Quiche.

01:03:11.780 Good no more Quiche talk.

01:03:13.940 I forbid it.

01:03:15.640 It must be banished.

01:03:16.820 Roddy Sue.

01:03:17.520 Welcome home.

01:03:18.420 We missed you so much.

01:03:19.360 Been on our minds daily.

01:03:20.240 You're the epitome of San Ami.

01:03:22.220 Epitome.

01:03:22.700 I did it again.

01:03:23.940 Epitome.

01:03:25.500 Epitome.

01:03:26.280 It looks like tome.

01:03:27.900 I read too fast and my brain starts to say the word.

01:03:30.540 Anyway.

01:03:32.820 You happy now?

01:03:33.940 I can't do math.

01:03:35.220 I can't read. 0.99

01:03:36.400 I'm retarded. 0.99

01:03:38.200 I'm in a wood pile. 0.96

01:03:40.060 And my friend is a, you know.

01:03:43.460 Everybody's afraid.

01:03:44.320 Everybody's real afraid of what happens.

01:03:46.040 What's going on over here.

01:03:47.220 Real scary.

01:03:48.460 We gotta get them.

01:03:53.740 Anastasia 411 says, can't tell y'all how much joy is in my heart to have the whole family

01:03:57.780 together again.

01:03:58.580 Isn't it great?

01:04:00.100 Love, peace, and blessings on you all.

01:04:02.000 Bearded dad calendar 2024 or night witches will ride.

01:04:05.040 I don't need a year to grow.

01:04:06.340 This will be back in a week.

01:04:08.080 This will be fine.

01:04:08.600 This is a week.

01:04:09.480 I haven't shaved in a week.

01:04:11.200 Don't worry.

01:04:12.180 Don't worry.

01:04:12.540 This is a joke.

01:04:13.660 Growing a beard is a joke to me.

01:04:15.840 I can do it whenever I want.

01:04:18.420 It's like a superpower. 0.98

01:04:20.120 I can just decide I'm gonna have a beard now and one just fucking appears on my face. 0.99

01:04:26.360 Is that what you want to screw around with? 0.99

01:04:28.560 That kind of power?

01:04:29.980 Huh?

01:04:30.860 You ask any man.

01:04:31.880 Not everyone can just have a beard whenever they want.

01:04:35.040 Right?

01:04:35.500 This is a significant ability.

01:04:38.960 This is worth it.

01:04:39.760 We need to tell CSIS now.

01:04:44.960 Right now.

01:04:46.420 I think he might be inspiring other people to grow beards.

01:04:49.320 Next thing you know, we're gonna have a bunch of guys in beards. 0.99

01:04:52.880 And I'm gonna tell you right now, that fucking scares the shit out of me. 0.98

01:04:55.820 The most extreme thing I watch is that Big Bang show. 0.99

01:05:03.420 That's about all the excitement I can take.

01:05:05.880 This stuff is scary.

01:05:07.200 This is scaring me.

01:05:07.920 Oh my lord.

01:05:12.000 Where, what are, says the guy without a beard.

01:05:16.360 Listen, I just started.

01:05:18.860 I'm gonna, I'm growing, you can't even tell, because you don't even know about this, but 0.96

01:05:21.780 I'm growing it right fucking now. 0.86

01:05:24.080 It's already longer than when I started. 0.97

01:05:26.640 And when I'm done, it's gonna be even longer than that, Derek.

01:05:30.640 Look, every second that goes by, every second, every day, it's getting closer.

01:05:41.840 Thank you very much.

01:05:42.640 I, Coyote, I truly hope that one day you'll be able to sue the government of Canada into

01:05:48.820 Alex Jones proportions such that the cost of paying your lawsuit increases the Canadian

01:05:53.180 deficit.

01:05:53.600 That would be nice.

01:05:56.820 You never know.

01:05:57.680 Mama Bear Shannon, welcome back.

01:05:58.840 The fort was held down nicely, but happy you're back.

01:06:00.920 Thank you.

01:06:01.480 Our Mackie, welcome home.

01:06:02.820 Thank you very much.

01:06:03.420 Slippin' Lizard, hey brother, bring back the bag of hate.

01:06:05.880 I don't have that around me.

01:06:07.420 That's, was it the bag of hate or the hate bag?

01:06:09.320 Something like that.

01:06:10.220 You need one, especially at times like these.

01:06:13.460 Dayef says, 12 pounds lighter is overrated.

01:06:15.460 Have a beer for bigot's sake.

01:06:16.840 Legend.

01:06:17.240 Thank you, man.

01:06:20.100 Saba Rocket Neuroscribe says, who the F is this guy?

01:06:23.940 Where's my Wednesday Rancecast?

01:06:25.920 Seriously, welcome back.

01:06:27.180 Thank you, bro.

01:06:28.320 Thank you.

01:06:29.340 Der Berg says, welcome back, my friend.

01:06:31.800 My friendo.

01:06:32.760 My friendo.

01:06:33.440 I'm ecstatic to see you back and better than ever.

01:06:35.160 Derek and Ferry did a hell of a job while you were in the clink.

01:06:37.640 Hope to see them going with their own show too.

01:06:41.280 Hope to see them keep going with their show too.

01:06:43.640 See, you can't read, guys.

01:06:44.720 Can't read.

01:06:45.300 Can't do math.

01:06:46.360 Can't put my own pants on.

01:06:47.500 It's bad.

01:06:48.460 It's bad over here.

01:06:53.600 Basically got Alzheimer's.

01:06:56.300 Zubik's demise. 0.94

01:06:57.180 Good to see your face again, he says.

01:06:58.620 Glad to have you back.

01:06:59.300 Thank you, sir.

01:07:00.560 Jerusalem's cross.

01:07:01.260 All of us in Helm's Deep welcome you back.

01:07:03.420 Thank you.

01:07:04.460 The memes.

01:07:04.940 You guys are wild. 0.99

01:07:06.100 Death to Stalin, of course. 1.00

01:07:07.180 Anderson Paladin.

01:07:07.900 We tried sending you a cake with a file in it.

01:07:10.920 Well, that would have been frowned upon.

01:07:16.940 Twice.

01:07:17.620 He's tried it twice.

01:07:18.200 Welcome back to the circus.

01:07:19.600 Thank you.

01:07:20.600 I missed my three-ring circus.

01:07:23.640 Very, very much.

01:07:25.040 Haley Lonegan says, welcome back.

01:07:26.400 Thank you very much.

01:07:27.220 Miss Sergeant Bearer.

01:07:28.320 Welcome back.

01:07:28.820 We're almost done.

01:07:29.520 We're getting there.

01:07:29.940 The fairy was told. 1.00

01:07:30.500 The British call that dishbangers an ass. 1.00

01:07:32.700 Oh, right. 1.00

01:07:33.580 That's how.

01:07:35.260 You can't unsee that, guys.

01:07:37.320 You can't unsee it.

01:07:41.300 I seen it, and I wish I didn't seen it, but I saunt it.

01:07:45.320 And I can't unseunt it.

01:07:47.020 Because it got saint.

01:07:48.120 It got saint, man.

01:07:52.000 I can't unseunt it.

01:07:54.080 Saint it.

01:07:54.640 What's wrong with him?

01:07:55.440 Stroke.

01:07:56.260 I think he says stroke.

01:07:57.520 CRJ says, mein Führer, do we add bum sausages to the list?

01:08:01.440 What?

01:08:02.220 I'm not sure, to be honest.

01:08:03.500 We've been part-time for months.

01:08:05.840 I don't even clock in anymore.

01:08:06.880 You said you were going to, you were supposed to be better than Dennis.

01:08:13.160 I was told that you would be better than Dennis.

01:08:17.480 And instead, I get this half-assed, not even clocking in, doesn't know what's on the list anymore.

01:08:24.380 You're starting to sound like Dennis.

01:08:29.940 Is that what you want?

01:08:33.180 You know what?

01:08:33.760 And you might be thinking, hey, Dennis got Stacy.

01:08:35.680 But hey, there's no more Stacy.

01:08:38.400 There's no one.

01:08:39.740 It's Billy Bob.

01:08:40.240 You want to abscond with Billy Bob?

01:08:43.400 No, you don't. 1.00

01:08:44.640 He's a prick. 0.99

01:08:45.740 Okay? 0.99

01:08:46.960 So get back to work.

01:08:49.320 And don't let me make you, I don't want to have to have this talk again.

01:08:53.760 You know what I'm saying?

01:08:54.720 I don't want to have to do this again.

01:08:56.520 This is very embarrassing for everyone.

01:08:58.260 Me more so than anyone.

01:08:59.920 This is harder on me than it is on you.

01:09:01.920 Okay?

01:09:02.860 So don't start whining about it.

01:09:09.060 Gary says, how many push-ups?

01:09:10.240 In a day, did you beat 350?

01:09:11.440 I can't remember.

01:09:12.100 I didn't do a ton of push-ups.

01:09:13.260 I mostly was lifting weights.

01:09:14.120 But I did do 1,000 pull-ups in one day.

01:09:16.600 Just to see.

01:09:17.320 It wasn't that hard, actually.

01:09:19.380 Probably could have did more.

01:09:20.640 You know, you just do a couple every minute.

01:09:22.240 You know?

01:09:22.960 You know, like five every minute.

01:09:24.160 Just do them every, you know, until you're done.

01:09:25.600 Until you get to 1,000.

01:09:26.520 It's a fun little time.

01:09:28.220 How many did David Goggins do?

01:09:29.560 Like five billion?

01:09:31.960 The skin on his hands was just completely stripped clean.

01:09:36.180 It was just insane.

01:09:37.480 The guy, the man, he's the hardest man alive.

01:09:39.580 If you don't know who that is, David Goggins.

01:09:41.560 Go look him up now. 0.96

01:09:43.120 Hit yourself in the face for not knowing who he is already. 0.77

01:09:48.980 Go read his book. 0.98

01:09:50.700 Can't hurt me.

01:09:52.280 It's insane.

01:09:53.900 You know?

01:09:54.160 Because it's important to have perspective.

01:10:03.820 And it's important to have a realistic perspective.

01:10:07.140 So, you know, hopefully you guys don't have a turn. 0.99

01:10:14.660 But when something fucked up happens to you, like, you get thrown in jail. 0.99

01:10:18.940 You know? 0.98

01:10:19.840 It helps to have that perspective that, you know, what actually is very, very...

01:10:23.920 Where's the left and right of arc of, like, what's hellishly difficult?

01:10:28.140 Like, what's really awful?

01:10:30.520 What's nothing at all?

01:10:32.400 Where am I really on the spectrum?

01:10:34.840 You know?

01:10:36.100 When you look at it that way, it's...

01:10:38.340 No, it's not really that bad, is it?

01:10:40.020 You know?

01:10:41.640 It's really not.

01:10:48.820 Good old jail. 0.50

01:10:50.240 Shoddy Dan says,

01:10:51.240 I've heard prison food makes the average slough looks like caviar.

01:10:56.840 In eastern Canada, actually,

01:10:59.880 they actually fed you pretty good.

01:11:02.740 It was not great.

01:11:04.100 I mean, it wasn't a restaurant.

01:11:05.160 It was, like, the same as you get in the army, though.

01:11:07.160 It was all right.

01:11:08.700 And then you go to Saskatchewan, and they're like,

01:11:10.760 You're lucky we feed you it all. 1.00

01:11:13.540 Just die! 1.00

01:11:15.200 Eat that salad and die! 1.00

01:11:16.640 It's not a salad! 1.00

01:11:17.820 Yes, it is!

01:11:19.540 This is this water! 1.00

01:11:20.920 Fuck you! 1.00

01:11:22.020 You know? 1.00

01:11:24.880 The guards were actually all very, uh...

01:11:27.000 For the most part. 0.99

01:11:28.080 A couple of them were pretty fucking awful and rude. 0.98

01:11:31.480 But for the most part, a lot of them were pretty reasonable. 0.92

01:11:35.100 Which is a big thumbs down.

01:11:37.020 I mean, you're trying...

01:11:37.860 You're running...

01:11:38.260 What are you running a daycare?

01:11:39.480 This is a jail!

01:11:40.700 You're not hosing anybody down with ice water anymore?

01:11:43.920 Where's the barking dogs?

01:11:45.300 Where's the beatings?

01:11:46.540 You're leaving the heat on at night.

01:11:49.060 We're sleeping on actual...

01:11:50.540 I mean, there's like an inch thick padding.

01:11:52.180 Like a gym mat.

01:11:53.100 On top of this steel bed frame of justice.

01:11:57.240 That I'm supposed to be sleeping on.

01:11:58.860 I feel cheated.

01:12:00.760 I'm supposed to be...

01:12:01.760 I don't feel corrected at all.

01:12:03.240 You call this a correctional center?

01:12:05.000 I haven't been corrected in the slightest.

01:12:07.240 I didn't sleep on any nails.

01:12:11.260 I mean...

01:12:13.040 What's a guy gotta do?

01:12:15.980 Thumbs down.

01:12:19.140 It could have been a lot worse. 1.00

01:12:22.240 It was still fucked up. 0.99

01:12:24.080 You know? 0.98

01:12:24.500 But that's why I think it's important to familiarize yourself with other people's lives.

01:12:27.740 Like real people that just...

01:12:28.800 If they can do that, what could you possibly do?

01:12:33.040 And to understand where they came from.

01:12:34.080 Somebody like David Goggins, who's just a regular guy, who decided, I'm gonna be a badass now.

01:12:38.540 And he just did it.

01:12:41.140 He had just...

01:12:41.660 The power of his mind just made that happen. 0.99

01:12:45.420 He just decided that's what he was gonna fucking do. 0.99

01:12:48.360 And he did it. 1.00

01:12:49.120 He was a big, fat loser. 1.00

01:12:53.000 Working as a... 1.00

01:12:54.000 He would go spray for cockroaches in fast food places.

01:12:56.760 And he was like 300 pounds. 0.96

01:12:58.080 Just a big, disgusting mess.

01:12:59.780 And then he sees the Navy SEALs on TV.

01:13:02.960 And he goes, I'm gonna do that.

01:13:05.100 And he just...

01:13:05.780 Just like that. 0.99

01:13:07.300 He just fucking decided. 0.99

01:13:09.680 With his whole heart that this was gonna be it. 0.99

01:13:12.240 No backup plan.

01:13:13.580 No plan B.

01:13:14.820 Nothing.

01:13:15.480 I'm going all...

01:13:16.140 Like Batman in that movie where he's gonna jump out of the cave.

01:13:19.620 And he can only do it when he throws the safety harness away.

01:13:23.560 Because that extra...

01:13:24.680 That extra need to like...

01:13:26.480 This is it or nothing.

01:13:27.680 If I don't make this, it's over.

01:13:34.420 It can push you off to the next level.

01:13:39.400 And this guy just mastered it.

01:13:41.760 He just...

01:13:42.140 I don't know.

01:13:42.640 He's like...

01:13:43.360 It's fascinating to listen to him talk about how his mind works.

01:13:47.300 That you can identify...

01:13:49.260 Like that's how everyone's mind works.

01:13:50.660 It's like a muscle.

01:13:51.540 He just figured out how to work it the right way.

01:13:54.960 To make it stronger.

01:13:57.680 And he just kept exposing himself to more and more...

01:14:00.580 Like building a callus.

01:14:02.700 But like in your mind.

01:14:05.500 And he got to the point where he's like...

01:14:07.160 I'm indestructible now.

01:14:08.760 Like mentally, physically, emotionally.

01:14:11.980 Like he's just like...

01:14:12.740 I am a fortress.

01:14:14.820 The things this guy can do.

01:14:16.320 Because he's got so much power over his mind.

01:14:18.520 To overcome physical pain.

01:14:20.140 Emotional pain.

01:14:21.280 Spiritual pain.

01:14:22.080 And like...

01:14:23.460 I'm talking like broken bones.

01:14:25.340 And he's running ultra marathons on broken bones.

01:14:28.840 Like...

01:14:29.240 You could be crippled for life.

01:14:30.560 He's like, don't care. 1.00

01:14:31.540 Don't give a fuck. 1.00

01:14:32.660 You know? 1.00

01:14:32.900 It's like...

01:14:33.340 Who does that?

01:14:34.340 People with insane...

01:14:35.600 You know...

01:14:36.540 Focus and drive to do what they're going to do.

01:14:38.720 And just...

01:14:39.400 Do not accept the rules and limitations of what people say that you can or cannot do.

01:14:43.440 Oh, no one can do that.

01:14:44.540 What are their standards?

01:14:46.180 That's always a big mistake.

01:14:48.540 Looking that up.

01:14:49.300 Not...

01:14:50.960 It's better not to know.

01:14:51.780 How many can you do?

01:14:52.560 I don't know.

01:14:52.860 Let's find out.

01:14:54.240 Well, what's the most anybody else has ever done?

01:14:56.240 Doesn't matter.

01:14:57.500 Do as many as you can do.

01:14:59.180 See how strong your mind is.

01:15:05.260 So it's interesting to hear from...

01:15:07.100 And he had a hard life.

01:15:08.160 You know? 0.99

01:15:08.300 He had a shitty life. 0.99

01:15:09.020 So it's like... 0.99

01:15:09.680 This guy went through all of this.

01:15:12.300 And I'm just hanging out in a jail for a bit.

01:15:14.780 You know?

01:15:15.580 It's not that bad.

01:15:16.980 You know?

01:15:17.280 So it's a good way to stay sane.

01:15:20.400 And laugh about it.

01:15:21.420 You know?

01:15:21.640 It's like this is...

01:15:22.520 You know? 0.98

01:15:23.380 It's ridiculous. 0.98

01:15:24.880 Find the humor in it. 0.92

01:15:25.660 If you can find the humor in things, you'll survive anything.

01:15:28.920 And that's something else I've apparently had to explain to people.

01:15:32.100 That's how I cope with things.

01:15:33.320 I laugh at a lot of things that shouldn't be laughed at.

01:15:36.600 Or like, gee, that's kind of a dark humor.

01:15:38.760 Yeah.

01:15:39.280 Because that's how you cope.

01:15:40.160 That's how a lot of the army guys cope with things.

01:15:41.620 It's how we process it and get it out.

01:15:44.640 Like, the emotion gets out in a non-destructive way.

01:15:48.760 You know?

01:15:49.040 It's other than just bottling it up and then just letting it eat at you like soul cancer.

01:15:54.040 You know?

01:15:54.320 You got to get it out somehow.

01:15:56.220 And it's like the expulsion of pain is what it is.

01:16:00.400 That's what it really is.

01:16:01.340 Like, as a communication, what that person's doing.

01:16:04.260 They're in pain about something.

01:16:05.880 They're, you know, it's a wall of what that is. 0.98

01:16:08.740 Because a lot of people that engage and enjoy a lot of that dark, twisted, kind of fucked up humor 0.95

01:16:12.340 are people that have been traumatized before. 0.98

01:16:14.660 They're, you know, soldiers.

01:16:16.020 They're nurses. 1.00

01:16:16.760 They're paramedics.

01:16:17.320 They're firemen.

01:16:17.900 They're, you know what I mean?

01:16:18.560 Like, you deal. 0.99

01:16:19.580 You're going to see some shit that's not going to be good for your soul. 1.00

01:16:23.760 You know? 0.99

01:16:24.120 It's hard to absorb and, you know, live with. 0.99

01:16:27.700 And, you know, sometimes you're just like, there's a deep understanding that life is incredibly fucked 0.99

01:16:32.580 and cruel and awful. 0.98

01:16:34.860 Like, it can be really just twistedly evil, you know? 0.99

01:16:39.080 Where there's like, there's hardly any way to explain how fucked up this is, you know? 0.97

01:16:45.440 How do you process that? 0.98

01:16:46.680 It comes out that way, you know?

01:16:49.280 We laugh about the horrible things that can happen because it's just helps to process it.

01:16:54.420 Rather than be someone else that just ignores it.

01:16:56.640 Like, it doesn't have.

01:16:57.140 It doesn't exist.

01:16:58.060 It doesn't exist.

01:16:59.000 And that's what we have.

01:16:59.820 We have a society full of people, soft people, that don't understand this.

01:17:03.760 Because they've never been, I'm not saying they should be traumatized, but they've never

01:17:08.100 even been, you know, hardened up into a callous.

01:17:10.140 We've lived in a society of soft corners, rounded edges.

01:17:14.280 You know, Rogan said that years ago, and he's absolutely right.

01:17:17.300 Everybody's coddled.

01:17:18.060 Everything's easy.

01:17:18.720 You don't have to fight for anything.

01:17:19.720 You don't have to suffer for anything.

01:17:20.780 So, just the idea of discomfort is repulsive to these people.

01:17:24.360 Even at the smallest levels, they can't, eh, it's offensive.

01:17:28.320 Like, they're so sensitive and they're so weak, you know, that it's a threat to national security.

01:17:36.400 Really, it is.

01:17:37.520 I mean, you're going to get, when your whole society is that afraid and weak to, we don't

01:17:41.580 even, don't make anybody mad, okay?

01:17:43.480 It's offensive. 0.99

01:17:44.020 Like, you're just getting eyed up for dinner, like, by the Chinese, like, I'm going to fucking 1.00

01:17:50.140 take you down. 0.99

01:17:54.140 It's not good.

01:17:55.620 We're not living in good times right now.

01:17:58.440 A lot of awful things happening. 0.95

01:17:59.920 And, you know, dark, fucked up humor is a way that people cope with it, rather than, 0.99

01:18:06.580 you know, become, you know, climb a clock tower and act like a crazy person. 1.00

01:18:11.860 You have to get your frustrations out in a healthy way, and that's what it does, so fuck 1.00

01:18:15.640 off. 1.00

01:18:16.820 Fuck off. 1.00

01:18:18.020 Some Weekends and Tuesdays says, there is no greater, only Zool. 1.00

01:18:21.300 That's scary.

01:18:21.880 Tentarian says, Merry Christmas.

01:18:23.060 Send it.

01:18:23.380 Thank you, brother.

01:18:24.260 Alex Woods, are you still forbidden to pronounce the name of the Queen of Canada?

01:18:29.000 Yes.

01:18:29.740 I'm afraid so.

01:18:31.040 I'm afraid so.

01:18:31.860 Only in certain contexts.

01:18:34.660 Robert O'Leary says, I can't believe they locked you up for two months.

01:18:37.420 Glad you're back.

01:18:38.080 Two months and a bit?

01:18:40.040 Thanks, man.

01:18:41.760 Edgy says, glad to have you back.

01:18:43.220 Now, Derek is going to have to go back to jail so he can upstage your stories.

01:18:46.240 There's a lot of stories. 0.99

01:18:47.240 It's a fucking crazy place in there. 0.99

01:18:49.100 BGP, thanks, brother. 0.99

01:18:50.580 He says, when you were gone on the first snow day, Phillip was on a five-day bender and

01:18:53.600 decided to grab the steering wheel and total my car.

01:18:55.980 I heard about that.

01:18:57.460 I heard about that.

01:18:58.320 Total my car in a ditch.

01:18:59.320 Tell him to stay off the nose beers.

01:19:01.280 I can't tell him anything.

01:19:05.060 He won't even look at me right now.

01:19:10.480 It's your fault for hanging out with him.

01:19:11.660 I don't feel bad for you.

01:19:12.660 You shouldn't have went near him.

01:19:14.120 Hellbilly Duck says, is this thing on?

01:19:15.540 Welcome to the outside.

01:19:16.500 Yes, man.

01:19:16.880 Thank you very much.

01:19:17.840 He says, prison food is 1,800 calories.

01:19:19.860 Maybe.

01:19:20.280 Maybe 1,800 calories.

01:19:21.240 Is that what it is?

01:19:22.200 It's not a lot, man.

01:19:23.800 You got to ration your energy and your time, you know?

01:19:26.440 Especially if you don't have any money. 1.00

01:19:27.940 Fuck, man. 1.00

01:19:28.380 I feel bad for some of those guys. 1.00

01:19:29.260 They just don't have any money.

01:19:30.060 Like, what are you going to get at Canteen?

01:19:31.760 Nothing.

01:19:32.920 Because I'm broke.

01:19:33.660 I have no money.

01:19:34.920 So I just starve, I guess. 1.00

01:19:36.800 And they're, like, trying to beg for shit. 1.00

01:19:38.740 It's humiliating, you know? 1.00

01:19:40.140 I feel bad for them. 0.99

01:19:41.580 Hey, man, do you have an extra fucking package of noodles? 0.98

01:19:43.820 I'm literally too fucking poor for Mr. Noodles. 0.99

01:19:46.880 I can't afford 50 cents. 0.97

01:19:49.920 Can I have 50 cents of food, please?

01:19:52.960 Because I'm very hungry.

01:19:55.420 I'm like, sure, man.

01:19:57.080 I'm like, good God.

01:19:58.720 You know, shame.

01:20:00.660 And it's kind of sad.

01:20:01.700 Yeah, people are like, it's kind of sad. 1.00

01:20:02.600 Yeah, it's fucked up. 0.99

01:20:03.360 They don't get fed enough. 0.99

01:20:05.960 And it's not very good food.

01:20:07.740 Out east, pretty good, you know, for jail.

01:20:10.200 No complaints.

01:20:12.220 The other one, though. 1.00

01:20:13.200 Just die already. 1.00

01:20:16.020 Eat the salad and die. 1.00

01:20:18.240 We hate you. 1.00

01:20:20.160 Chief Dogma, thank you very much. 0.96

01:20:21.560 Sergeant Rock.

01:20:24.220 What's this?

01:20:24.760 While you were away, our great supreme leader made an appearance on Drag Queen Canada.

01:20:28.760 That's great.

01:20:29.420 That's great.

01:20:30.080 But I heard he didn't show up in costume.

01:20:31.720 Any thoughts?

01:20:32.920 How would the PM do in jail?

01:20:35.940 People like that don't ever go to jail.

01:20:37.380 That's the thing.

01:20:37.780 You don't have to worry about it.

01:20:39.240 I don't know how to say that.

01:20:40.340 That's in Russian.

01:20:40.980 I'm just pretending.

01:20:41.660 Everybody knows I'm a Russian agent.

01:20:42.720 But that's part of my thing.

01:20:43.880 I'm going to say I can't understand it when I really do.

01:20:46.380 He's glad to have you back.

01:20:48.900 Stronger.

01:20:49.260 Thank you very much, sir.

01:20:50.980 Junior dude.

01:20:51.720 I'm almost done.

01:20:52.700 Got a couple more.

01:20:54.220 I want to thank you for all you've done.

01:20:55.380 I know it seems like nothing.

01:20:56.940 But I have met some of the best people because of the Dags. 1.00

01:20:58.780 Thanks to everyone.

01:20:59.280 Thank you, man.

01:21:00.080 I'm glad you guys are, you know.

01:21:01.480 So, I'm just glad for you guys.

01:21:05.660 Dagilonian G-Man.

01:21:06.500 Thank you very much.

01:21:08.060 Hellbilly.

01:21:08.500 This has only been on the Alberta Corrections Tour. 1.00

01:21:10.780 Food always shit. 0.99

01:21:11.840 I heard it's bad there, too. 1.00

01:21:13.000 I heard it's pretty bad in Alberta, also.

01:21:14.500 So, did I get them all?

01:21:17.900 I think so.

01:21:18.420 Chet Chisholm, those of us who are first responders, veterans, or those suffered extreme trauma, understand the darkest of humor.

01:21:24.660 If anyone actually heard us talk, they would never get in an ambulance again.

01:21:28.900 Or, you know, doctors and stuff, you know.

01:21:33.480 And you're being judged by the people judging you for how you deal with and process very adult, grown-up, traumatic, you know, 0.99

01:21:44.320 big boy shit, like a 10-year-old died in my arms today. 0.99

01:21:48.400 You know what I mean? 1.00

01:21:49.060 Like, that's what I fucking deal with in my life. 0.98

01:21:51.160 And you're being judged by these, oh, I can't believe they would say that. 0.99

01:21:55.680 Oh, my God.

01:21:56.480 What do you do?

01:21:57.160 I work in a library.

01:21:58.600 Like, you have no opinion.

01:22:02.560 You know?

01:22:03.280 Like, there's so many spoiled, coddled people that just have never really had anything bad.

01:22:07.300 Like, nothing really.

01:22:08.520 Pretty normal.

01:22:09.440 Pretty soft.

01:22:10.280 And they're the first ones to jump up and say,

01:22:13.100 I dare you!

01:22:15.740 You know?

01:22:16.820 And you're just like, you wait.

01:22:19.620 Just you wait and see.

01:22:22.340 What for what?

01:22:23.600 What life is going to do to you someday.

01:22:26.680 Like it does to all of us.

01:22:28.520 And you're just lucky.

01:22:29.580 You're just floating along.

01:22:31.580 Just avoiding all of the landmines.

01:22:33.920 But it's not on purpose.

01:22:34.820 It's completely by chance.

01:22:36.600 It's like watching a guy run through a minefield.

01:22:38.640 And you're just like, oh, my God.

01:22:39.820 He might actually make it.

01:22:41.160 Bam! 0.98

01:22:42.100 Nope.

01:22:43.240 Thought he was going to make it.

01:22:45.180 And you're going to walk face first into something horrible.

01:22:53.960 And then you're going to go, oh.

01:22:56.880 Hmm.

01:22:57.200 You don't have any right to judge how people deal with their, with their, with themselves.

01:23:04.040 You know? 1.00

01:23:04.380 Their lives are fucked. 1.00

01:23:05.500 Everybody's, there's some fucking wild stuff out there, man. 1.00

01:23:09.420 Some of the stories these guys told me there. 0.99

01:23:11.120 Oh.

01:23:12.260 You know?

01:23:13.940 And it's never them.

01:23:15.200 They're never the ones condemning people for, you know, the cancel culture, the cancel culture.

01:23:18.500 It's always the, oh, the pearl clutching of the, I'm so scared.

01:23:22.300 And I'm going to be injured.

01:23:23.500 I'm being harmed by the internet.

01:23:25.580 It's harming me.

01:23:27.240 Oh, is it harming you?

01:23:28.980 Are the words harming you?

01:23:32.000 Jesus Christ.

01:23:33.200 Like, the meme is real, dude.

01:23:39.620 If you were a soldier in World War II, and you were, like, about to hit the beach, or you're about to get on the plane to jump into Normandy, and like, and then David comes back, and he's like, shows you the future.

01:23:49.900 And they're like, I'm being harmed by the words. 0.99

01:23:53.760 They'll be like, fuck this. 1.00

01:23:54.940 I'm not dying for that. 1.00

01:23:57.540 The fuck happened? 1.00

01:23:59.120 They're all fat, gross. 1.00

01:24:00.560 What's, oh my God. 0.97

01:24:02.380 Could you imagine the mental, I mean, I have trouble adjusting to how much things have changed in the last 10 years of just my own life.

01:24:10.840 Imagine being someone from the 30s, and being shown, here's present day.

01:24:16.500 I'm just going to drop you in a random, I'm going to drop you in Edmonton for a day, and you can just walk around. 0.99

01:24:24.040 They would be fucking horrible. 0.97

01:24:25.560 It'd be like a dystopian movie to them. 1.00

01:24:28.040 Not like, you know, like we see it.

01:24:30.740 Like, oh yeah, this is all normal. 0.99

01:24:32.180 Someone from outside this world seeing it for the first time would be like, oh my fucking God. 1.00

01:24:37.380 Holy shit, what happened, man? 1.00

01:24:39.920 What the fuck? 1.00

01:24:41.000 You know, it would be terrifying. 1.00

01:24:42.560 And it should be.

01:24:43.220 Just look at everyone so sick and unhealthy, like at an alarming level.

01:24:49.080 Like, dude, every, almost everyone, almost everyone I know, something's wrong with them.

01:24:54.940 Tons of people are just in terrible physical condition.

01:24:57.920 Um, TV is basically free porn all day for kids, you know? 1.00

01:25:06.220 It's like, holy shit, wow. 0.99

01:25:11.120 People are just walking around with this thing in their face all day. 1.00

01:25:14.100 It might as well just be saying, just buy shit, just buy shit, just buy shit, just buy shit. 1.00

01:25:18.180 All day long, no one's going to, I don't want to work anymore. 1.00

01:25:22.880 I don't want to work.

01:25:24.120 I mean, I want to keep working from home.

01:25:29.380 Like, everyone got, I like to wear sweatpants to work.

01:25:31.900 I'm not going back.

01:25:32.660 No, no real struggle, no real threats, no real anything hard and difficult to overcome.

01:25:40.240 And then thus, you know, growing as a person and appreciating what you have, what you don't have, the world.

01:25:44.120 You need, you need to be, you know, you need to feel pain to, to advance.

01:25:48.400 That's something else I've noticed.

01:25:50.380 You can't, uh, there's no easy way to, to that.

01:25:55.340 You know, it's like shedding your skin as a snake.

01:25:59.260 I wonder if that hurts, you know, I bet it does.

01:26:02.140 These animals that like, they shed skins and they do like, ah, and then you gotta, you come back bigger and stronger, but it's a process.

01:26:08.100 You're not going to like it, you know?

01:26:12.600 At least in my lifetime, that's what I've noticed.

01:26:14.520 That's how it works.

01:26:15.080 I don't see people, uh, too many people getting, you know, getting anywhere just by consuming all day and watching television and, you know,

01:26:22.480 I don't know, I'm 50 years old.

01:26:24.360 Yeah, but you haven't lived any, you've never lived.

01:26:27.040 You've just watched television.

01:26:28.580 You're still, you might as well be 19 or 20, you know?

01:26:32.020 You can do the same thing every day for, that's sad, you know?

01:26:37.340 Like, I'm horrified at now.

01:26:38.860 Nevermind somebody from, from way back then.

01:26:40.780 I, I, I, geez.

01:26:43.540 I'm telling you, they, they, they would find it strange, you know?

01:26:46.900 My great grandparents by the end are like, I'm ready to go. 1.00

01:26:49.920 Fuck this. 1.00

01:26:52.240 This place is getting weird, you know? 1.00

01:26:54.360 And it is, it is getting weird.

01:26:56.300 This is not, none of this is normal.

01:26:58.340 None of this is normal at all.

01:27:00.220 Frank Max says, in one word, gratitude.

01:27:01.720 We all appreciate you and the hardship you had to endure.

01:27:04.140 Unstoppable.

01:27:04.680 Thank you, sir.

01:27:05.720 Daglonian man. 0.99

01:27:06.620 World of clowns, he says. 0.99

01:27:08.120 It is. 0.94

01:27:08.940 It's something.

01:27:10.300 It's definitely something.

01:27:11.860 I got all that.

01:27:12.460 Am I all caught up?

01:27:13.140 I think, geez, my goodness.

01:27:14.740 There's people on, you know.

01:27:18.800 A job.

01:27:19.420 It's good to see you back.

01:27:20.300 Thank you.

01:27:20.760 Ryan G.

01:27:22.100 Oh, I clicked your thing.

01:27:23.220 Thank you very much.

01:27:24.220 And yeah, the same.

01:27:27.860 He says, my dad used to say, do your homework or you'll be digging ditches.

01:27:31.680 So I say, wood piles isn't that bad.

01:27:34.140 Well, you know, you need the, we need, we need the wood pile.

01:27:37.400 We got a lot of, we got a lot of things to burn.

01:27:39.940 It's going to burn. 0.85

01:27:40.960 I'm going to burn everything down. 1.00

01:27:42.360 I'm going to burn it all to the goddamn ground. 1.00

01:27:45.360 Am I good? 1.00

01:27:45.960 We caught up?

01:27:46.460 Hey, all right.

01:27:47.140 We're done.

01:27:47.960 It took forever.

01:27:48.920 And I don't mind doing it.

01:27:53.500 And she said, keep sending jazz love a six hour long stream.

01:27:56.700 No, I'm going to bed at a reasonable hour.

01:28:00.860 Once I'm done pissing people off.

01:28:03.300 How many people are mad right now?

01:28:04.880 Raise your hand.

01:28:06.260 How many people are just watching me out of spite because I own your mind?

01:28:11.280 Raise your hand.

01:28:14.440 It's amazing.

01:28:15.580 It's like a superpower.

01:28:20.740 Like I have complete control.

01:28:22.280 I could just say or do it and they'll just, ah, they'll just jump like, you know, boo.

01:28:26.500 It's like scaring pigeons.

01:28:27.580 Like, oh, it's funny.

01:28:28.800 You know?

01:28:29.860 I can't.

01:28:33.260 What is the psyche of someone like that? 1.00

01:28:35.740 I just fucking hate him so much. 1.00

01:28:36.960 Well, why are you watching it all day, every day? 0.99

01:28:38.880 I just got to use the controls.

01:28:40.400 Got him stopped.

01:28:41.260 Like, you sound crazy, Rory.

01:28:44.720 We got to do something about this guy, Alice.

01:28:46.660 What?

01:28:49.660 Get a job.

01:28:51.160 Get a job.

01:28:52.240 Get a job.

01:28:52.300 Good times.

01:28:56.620 Good times.

01:28:57.580 It's good time out there.

01:28:58.720 We got lots of fun people.

01:29:01.300 What did I miss?

01:29:02.320 A lot of things.

01:29:04.440 First of all, let me see where we're at here.

01:29:06.520 Where's the time?

01:29:07.880 Wow, we're flying.

01:29:08.840 Hey, and I can't believe how much time has been.

01:29:10.300 We got to get to the meat that took almost this long just to catch up with all you guys.

01:29:15.400 I've missed you.

01:29:16.660 Bobby Dixon, Musics, is still trusting the science out here in BC, bro.

01:29:19.400 Thank you.

01:29:19.740 Good.

01:29:19.940 I'm glad.

01:29:20.720 I want everyone to be safe.

01:29:22.040 I want everyone to be taken care of.

01:29:23.480 Nothing weird happened.

01:29:26.500 You know, it's important to stay in shape and take care of yourself.

01:29:32.020 Because you never know what's going to happen.

01:29:33.600 We used to have, like, state fund.

01:29:37.780 I mean, now the state is like, just take all the drugs. 0.99

01:29:40.400 We fucking take drugs for everything. 1.00

01:29:43.580 And if those don't work, we can just have you killed. 1.00

01:29:47.700 It's just euthanasia. 1.00

01:29:49.740 We'll just take you out. 0.94

01:29:51.620 Hey, hey, how about that?

01:29:53.860 Hey, life getting you down? 1.00

01:29:55.220 We'll kill you. 1.00

01:29:56.100 How's that? 1.00

01:29:57.940 How's that? 0.99

01:29:59.340 You want to die? 1.00

01:30:00.380 We can make that happen. 0.98

01:30:01.600 Hey, 50% off.

01:30:05.800 Are you vaccinated, though?

01:30:07.400 You got to be vaccinated if we're going to do this.

01:30:12.880 No, don't ruin my joke.

01:30:15.340 I think my almost thing, but, you know, things have changed a little bit.

01:30:21.620 The government used to sponsor ads for, like, staying in shape.

01:30:25.460 Like, hey! 1.00

01:30:26.440 Hey, assholes! 1.00

01:30:27.680 Go do stuff! 1.00

01:30:29.260 Go be outside!

01:30:30.680 Do something, anything!

01:30:31.580 I don't care.

01:30:32.040 Walk around.

01:30:32.820 Skate.

01:30:33.340 Just do something.

01:30:34.360 I miss them.

01:30:38.320 So that's why we have these PSAs, these public service announcements in Diagon.

01:30:42.200 This is for everybody's benefit, all right?

01:30:45.780 Listen, we do things differently here.

01:30:48.540 We're not...

01:30:49.280 Listen, this...

01:30:50.480 You're...

01:30:51.020 What?

01:30:51.500 This is crazy.

01:30:52.320 This is how it's done.

01:30:53.640 This is how it's done over here.

01:30:55.160 If you want to go back to Circulon, you go back to Circulon, where everybody rubs your belly 0.99

01:30:58.800 and tells you everything's going to be okay, because it's not. 0.99

01:31:01.720 You're a goddamn consumerist, non-person, playable character, zombie consumer drone bot. 1.00

01:31:09.160 You are. 1.00

01:31:10.420 All right? 1.00

01:31:11.280 And you're just being squeezed dry like a stuck pig, like vampires, just sucking all... 1.00

01:31:16.360 And when there's nothing left to you, when there's nothing left to you at all, you're 1.00

01:31:20.220 old, you can't even work anymore, you spent all your money, your pension's gone, everything,

01:31:23.400 you know, they've literally ground you down, they've converted your entire life into one

01:31:27.980 big profit line, and now that it's all over, you just...

01:31:32.580 That's it.

01:31:34.780 That's all you got left.

01:31:36.560 How was your life?

01:31:37.500 What did you do? 0.99

01:31:38.240 You worked and worked and worked to pay for shit you didn't need and ever-rising taxes 0.99

01:31:42.080 and cost of living, and you just played... 1.00

01:31:44.360 You just ran the rat race, hey, just got on the hamster wheel and just...

01:31:48.520 Until it was over and then you died.

01:31:50.380 Does that sound fair?

01:31:51.180 Does that sound like the way that we're supposed to live?

01:31:53.400 I feel like we're being exploited.

01:31:56.740 I feel like, um...

01:31:58.800 I feel like, you know...

01:32:01.180 You know, as much as you make fun of people, you know, they're like, I don't want to work,

01:32:06.220 but there is people that do, and it's not easy.

01:32:08.240 Like, it's getting tough.

01:32:09.540 Jobs are disappearing.

01:32:10.780 It's, uh, you know, things getting expensive.

01:32:15.720 We're all aware of that over here in Diagonalon, but again, in Circulon, everything is fine.

01:32:20.040 Everything is just fine.

01:32:22.380 Just follow the man on your screen, and he'll tell you...

01:32:25.060 He'll tell you everything's fine.

01:32:27.980 Tell you everything's gonna be just fine.

01:32:29.840 Well, it's not gonna be fine!

01:32:32.200 So get out and exercise! 1.00

01:32:34.300 You fucking assholes! 1.00

01:32:37.100 Canada, what's wrong with you? 1.00

01:32:38.220 This is a new body...

01:32:41.600 We're bringing it back!

01:32:44.340 Yeah, I'm talking to you!

01:32:46.100 Look at these people walking around!

01:32:47.960 They're shuffling!

01:32:48.600 They're not even walking, they're shuffling!

01:32:49.760 Look at that kid, he jumped like six feet in the air!

01:32:51.560 Can your kid do that? 1.00

01:32:53.020 Fucking moving a kayak with your back and your muscles through the water like a monster! 1.00

01:32:57.940 Yeah, doing adult stuff! 1.00

01:32:59.140 What are you doing?

01:33:01.340 Virtual Nintendo! 1.00

01:33:02.580 Stupid! 1.00

01:33:03.280 Even golf! 1.00

01:33:04.160 All these golfers!

01:33:05.260 They're all in way better shape than you!

01:33:07.020 You should be ashamed of yourself!

01:33:08.520 That was just a family of bankers climbing a mountain!

01:33:11.400 They're not even special!

01:33:12.640 And they can just climb mountains!

01:33:14.000 What can you do?

01:33:15.020 You can't even climb out of bed!

01:33:17.260 Are you even wearing pants?

01:33:18.700 Probably not!

01:33:19.780 None of these women need to worry about that! 1.00

01:33:21.340 Because they're all in great shape! 1.00

01:33:22.460 Because they give a shit! 1.00

01:33:25.640 They're outside doing stuff! 1.00

01:33:27.240 What are you guys doing?

01:33:29.460 Watching the Super Bowl?

01:33:31.640 Getting fat!

01:33:32.520 Can't even do choreographed dancing!

01:33:34.680 Can't even go on a family hike across the Himalayas like these old people! 1.00

01:33:38.560 They're like 70 years old!

01:33:40.160 Look at this guy!

01:33:41.640 Ah, that's my mechanic!

01:33:43.100 He's just on Everest! 1.00

01:33:44.800 Because he's like, fuck it! 1.00

01:33:45.800 I go out, I do stuff! 1.00

01:33:47.460 Not like Canada, who just...

01:33:49.460 This is...

01:33:50.460 This is a long commercial!

01:33:52.240 I didn't think it was this long!

01:33:53.320 They're dancing in the sun...

01:33:54.480 Right to sundown!

01:33:55.800 All day!

01:33:56.880 Look at it!

01:33:57.280 It's night time now!

01:33:58.740 Oh, to the...

01:33:59.460 Skating by the...

01:34:00.480 That baby in a strollers! 1.00

01:34:01.920 Even that...

01:34:02.280 Getting out there!

01:34:02.880 Getting exercised!

01:34:03.940 The baby's getting more air than you! 1.00

01:34:05.600 Get the fuck outside, Canada! 1.00

01:34:08.820 Christ! 1.00

01:34:12.520 No!

01:34:13.240 We can't do more!

01:34:14.540 I'm exhausted!

01:34:16.000 Body break takes a piece out of you!

01:34:17.380 You know what I mean?

01:34:19.020 Whew! 0.99

01:34:19.340 I'm kind of out of shape from yelling at you guys!

01:34:22.780 Get to work!

01:34:24.240 This is my...

01:34:24.820 This is my part of the workout!

01:34:26.300 I yell at you, and you go do it!

01:34:32.440 Chop, chop! 1.00

01:34:37.880 Oh, man!

01:34:39.160 What are we gonna do?

01:34:40.700 How is it gonna end?

01:34:42.020 Nobody knows!

01:34:43.420 What a crazy ride!

01:34:44.760 And I wouldn't change it for the world!

01:34:45.900 You guys are the best!

01:34:46.420 I just gotta find the right...

01:34:50.260 Yeah, I don't know.

01:34:51.100 This is as good one as any.

01:34:52.600 Thank you so much, guys.

01:34:53.480 I appreciate it.

01:34:54.080 Let's, uh...

01:34:55.840 Let's get back to work here.

01:34:58.100 You know?

01:35:00.180 I missed all of you!

01:35:03.020 And I appreciate you all very much.

01:35:04.580 Mick Glasgow!

01:35:18.380 He says, 1.00

01:35:18.700 Fuck Corrections Canada 1.00

01:35:19.700 from the bottom of my heart. 1.00

01:35:21.160 Welcome home.

01:35:21.880 Thank you very much, brother.

01:35:23.180 Appreciate it.

01:35:25.680 Don't know how you did it.

01:35:29.080 Whew! 0.99

01:35:30.580 It's a fun...

01:35:31.580 It's fun in there, eh?

01:35:33.700 Isn't it fun?

01:35:35.040 Good time.

01:35:36.060 Good times in there.

01:35:38.020 Hell, Billy Deluxe's mom always said, 1.00

01:35:39.720 Go the fuck outside. 1.00

01:35:40.540 Don't care if it's cold. 1.00

01:35:41.400 That's why you have a fucking snowsuit. 1.00

01:35:42.900 Get out. 1.00

01:35:43.520 Get outside, Canada!

01:35:44.940 Christ!

01:35:45.260 Gangsy says,

01:36:00.780 Welcome back.

01:36:01.300 I sent a video of me and Hubby

01:36:02.680 with our dagglawn toques on.

01:36:03.900 We're helping when we can.

01:36:06.780 I think I...

01:36:07.900 Did I see that somewhere?

01:36:10.240 I believe I did.

01:36:11.620 I believe I saw that somewhere.

01:36:13.700 I saw so much.

01:36:14.720 You guys sent...

01:36:15.120 I saw so many things

01:36:15.900 I didn't want to see.

01:36:16.640 I'm just kidding.

01:36:18.540 You guys sent me so much.

01:36:19.640 The letters and stuff are great.

01:36:20.480 It's crazy.

01:36:21.080 It's a stack.

01:36:21.660 It's huge.

01:36:22.120 It's hundreds of them.

01:36:23.280 From all of...

01:36:23.660 One guy was writing me from Greece.

01:36:26.480 From Greece?

01:36:28.260 Like, the country?

01:36:29.800 I'm like, this is crazy.

01:36:31.420 This is wild...

01:36:32.220 This is wild stuff going on now.

01:36:35.660 Got all of them.

01:36:36.420 Got all of them.

01:36:36.860 I'm running all over the internet here

01:36:37.960 trying to keep tabs on all of this.

01:36:39.140 There's so many of you guys.

01:36:39.900 What did we miss so much?

01:36:47.080 So, it costs money.

01:36:49.120 Life is expensive.

01:36:50.960 And I'm glad that we have

01:36:52.660 the leadership that we do

01:36:54.280 to tell us things that help us.

01:36:58.620 For example,

01:37:01.980 when you're in, perhaps,

01:37:04.140 going through what the government

01:37:05.500 may describe as a rough patch.

01:37:08.820 Or maybe someone like I

01:37:10.360 would describe as

01:37:11.220 a ruinous, catastrophic turn of events.

01:37:17.040 Either way,

01:37:18.360 we're talking about the same thing.

01:37:19.680 Just different words.

01:37:21.500 You know?

01:37:22.680 I'm glad that when they're around

01:37:24.400 to give us advice

01:37:25.780 on how to deal with

01:37:27.440 catastrophic, ruinous

01:37:29.680 turns of events

01:37:30.900 where you're going to,

01:37:31.600 you know,

01:37:31.900 oh my god,

01:37:32.620 my business...

01:37:33.340 Oh my god,

01:37:34.320 the interest rates...

01:37:35.160 I'm going to lose my house!

01:37:38.080 I'm glad we have

01:37:39.100 just the courageous face

01:37:42.960 of all...

01:37:44.460 I mean,

01:37:45.360 I just...

01:37:45.900 I don't even...

01:37:46.340 I can't...

01:37:46.780 I'm just going to let her speak.

01:37:48.060 I mean, I can't even...

01:37:50.060 I can't do it justice.

01:37:52.680 I'll just...

01:37:53.060 Let's let her do it. 1.00

01:37:57.500 And I think Canadian families

01:37:59.200 are looking really closely

01:38:00.860 at all of their expenses.

01:38:02.400 I personally,

01:38:03.500 as a mother and wife,

01:38:05.260 look carefully at my credit card bill

01:38:07.380 once a month.

01:38:08.400 And last Sunday,

01:38:09.660 I said to the kids,

01:38:10.700 you're older now,

01:38:11.520 you don't want to watch Disney anymore,

01:38:13.600 let's cut that Disney Plus subscription.

01:38:16.980 So we cut it.

01:38:18.200 It's only $13.99 a month that we're...

01:38:20.880 Every...

01:38:21.920 Every poor person in Canada...

01:38:25.160 You...

01:38:25.480 You have Disney Plus?

01:38:27.640 What's...

01:38:28.120 What's that like?

01:38:29.920 I've been living on Mr. Noodles

01:38:31.180 for two years.

01:38:32.140 I don't even have...

01:38:32.980 What?

01:38:33.840 What even...

01:38:34.580 What's Disney Plus?

01:38:36.180 I literally don't even know what it is.

01:38:37.540 I can't afford the internet. 1.00

01:38:41.880 Oh, you silly peasants! 0.99

01:38:46.180 You were saying, dear, 0.99

01:38:47.640 I'm sure something very, you know,

01:38:49.300 insightful and helpful

01:38:50.320 to the average person.

01:38:51.240 ...saving,

01:38:51.880 but every little bit helps.

01:38:54.100 And I think every mother in Canada

01:38:56.200 is doing that right now.

01:38:58.320 And I want to say

01:38:59.240 to all of those mothers,

01:39:00.780 I believe that I need to take

01:39:02.840 exactly the same approach

01:39:04.460 with the federal government's finances

01:39:06.580 because that's the money of Canadians.

01:39:09.220 So yeah,

01:39:09.780 I think we do...

01:39:10.980 We need to spend.

01:39:11.940 We need to spend

01:39:13.020 to support Canadians.

01:39:15.580 That was scary.

01:39:17.380 That was a scary thing to watch.

01:39:19.300 Did you just...

01:39:22.140 Okay, let's break this down.

01:39:24.020 Let's just hold...

01:39:25.260 Hold on.

01:39:26.060 Let's go back.

01:39:27.100 Go back, Colbert.

01:39:28.060 Go back.

01:39:29.000 Move the power back.

01:39:30.160 We're going back now.

01:39:32.160 So first of all,

01:39:33.720 your advice to struggling moms

01:39:36.800 with what it sounds like,

01:39:38.400 you know, families

01:39:39.100 and like,

01:39:39.520 how am I going to feed everything?

01:39:40.640 Just cut Disney Plus

01:39:42.040 and you'll save $12.

01:39:43.000 Do you have any car insurance?

01:39:47.260 I've saved 12%

01:39:48.180 of my car insurance.

01:39:49.060 What else are you going to sell me today?

01:39:52.320 Because I don't know

01:39:52.960 if you heard me.

01:39:54.200 I said,

01:39:54.880 I'm scared I'm going to lose my house.

01:39:57.260 I need a lot more

01:39:58.960 than $12 a month.

01:40:02.340 I need like $1,200 a month.

01:40:05.020 Did you see the price of gas?

01:40:11.380 My groceries are like 1.00

01:40:12.940 a fucking mortgage. 1.00

01:40:17.140 Oh, just cut Disney Plus. 1.00

01:40:20.100 Oh.

01:40:21.320 I'm glad to see

01:40:22.120 everything's gotten worse

01:40:23.060 since I've been in.

01:40:24.920 After a record-setting year

01:40:26.480 for inflation,

01:40:27.100 there's no immediate reprieve

01:40:28.080 in sight.

01:40:28.600 A new report into Canada's food prices

01:40:29.980 anticipates a 5% to 7% increase

01:40:32.860 and food next year.

01:40:35.600 For a family of four,

01:40:36.360 grocery bills could rise

01:40:37.060 by $1,000-y dues.

01:40:38.840 So nearly $100 a month,

01:40:40.180 $80 a month.

01:40:41.020 That's good.

01:40:41.440 Everyone's going to love that.

01:40:42.920 Everyone's going to love that

01:40:43.700 because they've got that to spare.

01:40:45.180 It's fine.

01:40:45.920 Fine.

01:40:46.420 Another bill.

01:40:47.180 It's over $16,000 annually.

01:40:48.440 One of the reports,

01:40:49.160 researchers,

01:40:50.540 University of Saskatchewan,

01:40:52.020 Professor Stuart Smythe.

01:40:53.680 Smith?

01:40:55.200 Why do you got to pronounce,

01:40:56.040 why do you got to spell

01:40:56.640 your name like that?

01:40:57.960 S-M-Y. 0.99

01:40:59.340 Just put I.

01:41:00.180 It's Smith.

01:41:01.000 Or if it's Smythe,

01:41:02.000 you put an E at the end.

01:41:04.120 Why are you spelling Smith

01:41:05.200 with a Y?

01:41:07.000 Who told you that?

01:41:08.620 We don't do that.

01:41:09.640 Who told you this?

01:41:11.260 You're a professor?

01:41:12.500 No.

01:41:13.320 This is meaningless.

01:41:15.940 There's no reason for this.

01:41:17.420 Change your name now.

01:41:19.360 Smith is with an I. 1.00

01:41:21.580 All these Y-Smiths. 1.00

01:41:25.620 You want to say Smythe,

01:41:26.760 but it's not Smythe.

01:41:27.420 Is it?

01:41:28.000 If it is,

01:41:28.580 why isn't there an E at the end?

01:41:29.980 I can't even get through

01:41:30.680 this article now.

01:41:31.500 This guy's,

01:41:32.040 you know,

01:41:32.480 people with their names.

01:41:34.060 You know?

01:41:36.100 The audacity.

01:41:37.680 Who's this guy think he is?

01:41:40.620 Throwing in weird names

01:41:42.480 that no one can be sure

01:41:43.280 of if you're pronouncing it right. 1.00

01:41:44.340 You feel like an asshole. 1.00

01:41:45.440 Like, 1.00

01:41:45.580 did I just pronounce his name wrong? 1.00

01:41:47.060 Fuck this guy. 1.00

01:41:48.660 He could have made it easier 1.00

01:41:49.720 on all of us.

01:41:51.360 No,

01:41:51.760 he had to throw in a Y

01:41:52.640 where there should be an I

01:41:53.440 and he can go,

01:41:53.940 I don't know.

01:41:55.880 Psst.

01:41:56.680 Psst.

01:41:57.180 Unreal.

01:41:59.180 Unbelievable.

01:41:59.500 Unbelievable.

01:42:00.680 Anyway,

01:42:03.040 that's who's talking about that.

01:42:04.940 And also,

01:42:05.360 yeah,

01:42:05.480 they're banning things.

01:42:06.800 No one can afford anything.

01:42:11.560 Disney Plus.

01:42:14.340 My goodness.

01:42:17.000 How condescending is that?

01:42:20.460 Like,

01:42:20.780 oh,

01:42:21.000 that's what I'll say.

01:42:22.680 Like,

01:42:23.180 we're skipping meals,

01:42:24.300 lady.

01:42:25.280 We're skipping meals.

01:42:26.560 And you're like,

01:42:27.080 12 bucks a month

01:42:27.960 should cover it.

01:42:29.140 Huh?

01:42:30.460 What?

01:42:33.380 What is going on here?

01:42:40.260 This place is completely

01:42:41.440 out of control.

01:42:44.280 And if you can't afford,

01:42:45.980 if you can't afford to live

01:42:47.920 if it's just difficult, 1.00

01:42:49.180 you can try killing yourself. 1.00

01:42:51.020 How about that? 1.00

01:42:51.660 That's something else neat

01:42:54.100 we're doing here in Canada.

01:42:55.080 We're just,

01:42:55.700 hey,

01:42:56.600 just,

01:42:57.620 this is crazy.

01:43:00.240 I don't know how else to,

01:43:01.060 you know.

01:43:02.460 Hey guys,

01:43:03.240 so I was actually hired

01:43:04.100 by the Canadian federal government

01:43:05.480 to write an encouraging song

01:43:06.700 that if you're going through something,

01:43:07.860 there is help out there.

01:43:08.960 Are you depressed?

01:43:12.260 Yeah.

01:43:13.320 Are you feeling lonely?

01:43:15.600 Big time.

01:43:17.160 Are you in pain?

01:43:19.380 All,

01:43:19.840 every day,

01:43:20.360 all day,

01:43:20.640 buddy.

01:43:21.220 I wish that you'd have told me.

01:43:23.640 Well,

01:43:24.060 I'm telling you now.

01:43:24.920 What do I do?

01:43:25.800 Cause if you feel like

01:43:27.120 you got nothing left to lose,

01:43:29.640 trust me,

01:43:30.660 I know there's something

01:43:31.780 that you can do.

01:43:32.240 What is it?

01:43:33.060 Tell me! 1.00

01:43:33.760 Kill yourself. 1.00

01:43:35.800 You don't want to be a burden 1.00

01:43:38.340 weighing down the system anymore.

01:43:41.840 If your mental health

01:43:43.660 is way too much to carry,

01:43:46.680 life is way too scary.

01:43:48.700 Say no more.

01:43:49.780 It's painless and it's simple.

01:43:51.360 No, no.

01:43:52.980 Bro.

01:43:53.840 The healthcare system isn't designed.

01:43:55.920 You,

01:43:56.360 whoa,

01:43:57.020 whoa.

01:43:57.640 This is,

01:43:59.440 no,

01:44:00.200 no,

01:44:00.600 I'm not,

01:44:00.900 no,

01:44:01.120 I'm not doing that. 1.00

01:44:01.900 What the fuck 1.00

01:44:04.040 is wrong with you? 1.00

01:44:07.580 I will never.

01:44:09.080 Oh my God.

01:44:11.700 Things have taken a turn

01:44:12.760 in Canada.

01:44:16.240 That's what we're doing.

01:44:17.660 That's what we're doing.

01:44:18.280 I mean,

01:44:18.540 it's a joke.

01:44:19.200 It's a funny video,

01:44:20.140 but that,

01:44:20.840 that is what we are doing

01:44:22.000 that though.

01:44:22.520 We are like,

01:44:22.980 hey, 0.97

01:44:23.300 consider just being dead. 0.99

01:44:25.720 Have you tried being dead though? 0.99

01:44:29.380 Being dead.

01:44:31.900 What'd I say?

01:44:34.180 It's dark humor.

01:44:34.900 All right.

01:44:35.140 If you don't like it,

01:44:35.620 turn it off.

01:44:38.540 But if you do like it, 0.98

01:44:39.780 you're twisted in the head like me. 0.90

01:44:49.500 Where is it? 0.98

01:44:50.800 Oh,

01:44:51.340 um,

01:44:52.460 you guys know what I'm doing.

01:44:55.160 Some of you do.

01:44:55.620 Is this it?

01:45:04.220 Hi.

01:45:06.500 I'm the newest representative

01:45:07.740 from Canadian Public Health.

01:45:10.040 I'm here to tell you

01:45:10.860 about a revolutionary

01:45:11.800 new technique

01:45:14.820 in eliminating

01:45:16.320 all of your problems.

01:45:18.440 That's right.

01:45:19.740 All of them.

01:45:20.780 No matter what you're going through,

01:45:22.000 how you're experiencing,

01:45:22.900 no matter what your level of pain,

01:45:25.220 no matter how hopeless

01:45:26.300 you may feel,

01:45:27.100 no matter how desperate

01:45:29.000 you may become,

01:45:30.540 I'm here to tell you

01:45:31.240 that we're here for you.

01:45:32.440 We're here to help you 1.00

01:45:33.680 fucking kill yourself. 1.00

01:45:38.460 Proven to work 1.00

01:45:39.240 100% of the time

01:45:40.260 and reduce 100%

01:45:41.520 of symptoms

01:45:42.200 100% of the time, 1.00

01:45:44.060 killing yourself 0.98

01:45:44.640 is now the number one way 0.96

01:45:45.960 doctors are reducing

01:45:47.280 all symptoms.

01:45:48.820 Cancer,

01:45:49.740 diabetes,

01:45:50.260 suicidal thoughts,

01:45:52.860 insomnia,

01:45:54.580 the common cold,

01:45:56.100 hangnails,

01:45:57.820 anything that you have.

01:46:00.120 We will just 1.00

01:46:00.860 fucking waste your ass 1.00

01:46:02.580 and all of your problems 1.00

01:46:04.100 will be gone.

01:46:07.540 You'll feel like a new man

01:46:09.080 or perhaps

01:46:10.060 you won't feel

01:46:11.120 anything at all.

01:46:12.580 Sign up today

01:46:13.140 for Canada's new

01:46:14.040 MAID program.

01:46:15.340 Medically assisted

01:46:16.160 something something. 1.00

01:46:18.300 We just ice you dead. 0.99

01:46:21.000 We just stone cold 1.00

01:46:22.200 fucking murder you. 1.00

01:46:25.200 Think about it. 1.00

01:46:27.280 Hey,

01:46:27.820 I'm not even finishing

01:46:28.720 the commercial.

01:46:29.260 It's Canada.

01:46:29.800 Everybody gets it.

01:46:30.460 No one cares.

01:46:30.760 Everyone's half asleep anyway.

01:46:32.380 I don't care.

01:46:33.260 Keep playing the music.

01:46:34.020 I get paid

01:46:34.360 whether I finish 1.00

01:46:35.640 the fucking commercial 1.00

01:46:36.380 or not, Donnie. 1.00

01:46:37.800 I don't give a shit. 0.99

01:46:39.660 I'm doing a commercial 0.98

01:46:40.560 about people

01:46:40.920 killing themselves.

01:46:43.580 Whatever. 1.00

01:46:44.260 You want to do it?

01:46:44.960 Do it.

01:46:45.920 That's what we're doing

01:46:46.620 in Canada.

01:46:47.000 You can just, 1.00

01:46:47.740 we'll just kill you. 1.00

01:46:48.800 Then you won't have 1.00

01:46:49.460 any problems

01:46:49.980 because we've lost 1.00

01:46:51.280 our fucking minds 1.00

01:46:52.220 and that's what we're, 1.00

01:46:53.720 that's what we're doing.

01:46:54.960 Hey,

01:46:55.540 hey,

01:46:56.140 if you're in Canada

01:46:57.880 and you're having

01:46:58.420 a hard time,

01:46:59.460 doesn't matter

01:47:01.240 any hour,

01:47:02.480 any day,

01:47:03.020 any time,

01:47:03.620 no matter the symptom,

01:47:05.760 no matter the pain,

01:47:07.000 no matter how much,

01:47:08.580 if you think

01:47:09.440 you can't go on

01:47:10.460 and you need a friend,

01:47:12.700 the government of Canada

01:47:15.640 will be right there

01:47:16.320 to make sure

01:47:16.920 that you don't.

01:47:18.680 Okay,

01:47:19.140 see you next time. 1.00

01:47:21.640 Cause they'll just kill you. 1.00

01:47:23.500 Holy shit. 1.00

01:47:27.240 We've gone into a new, 0.99

01:47:28.420 we're gone into a new

01:47:29.320 dimension of hell now,

01:47:30.400 aren't we?

01:47:35.380 Late for work? 1.00

01:47:36.380 Just die instead. 0.99

01:47:37.500 No more problems. 1.00

01:47:38.520 No more.

01:47:39.000 Boss getting you down? 1.00

01:47:40.260 Just kill yourself. 1.00

01:47:41.080 And the reason, 1.00

01:47:44.800 you know,

01:47:45.440 we're not making fun of

01:47:46.540 people with like,

01:47:49.200 there are legitimate cases

01:47:50.580 where it's just like,

01:47:51.260 Jesus Christ.

01:47:52.180 You know,

01:47:52.360 it's inhumane

01:47:53.280 to not do it.

01:47:54.500 You know,

01:47:54.960 where people are just

01:47:55.580 living to suffer

01:47:56.620 and there's no hope

01:47:57.340 of recovery

01:47:57.860 and it's like,

01:47:58.460 this is cruel.

01:47:59.540 Like,

01:47:59.900 you feel immoral.

01:48:01.540 They kicked a guy

01:48:02.580 out of the army for this

01:48:03.480 and I always,

01:48:04.160 I always didn't like this.

01:48:06.480 Controversial opinion.

01:48:07.320 Oh my God.

01:48:07.940 Brace yourselves. 0.99

01:48:10.940 Fucking hold on 0.99

01:48:11.820 to something, 1.00

01:48:12.380 Phil.

01:48:13.920 We're going into

01:48:14.940 the moral gray zone.

01:48:16.960 Whoa.

01:48:18.020 Everybody call the cops.

01:48:19.360 Everybody get offended.

01:48:21.420 Drink my orange juice.

01:48:23.780 What is this?

01:48:25.040 Pellegrino?

01:48:25.640 I'm wearing a suit.

01:48:26.300 Nobody cares.

01:48:27.200 Nobody's ever cared.

01:48:27.980 Nobody cares.

01:48:30.040 It's a new dimension.

01:48:31.700 We're in a new 0.99

01:48:32.260 fucking world now 0.99

01:48:33.180 where nothing makes 1.00

01:48:34.920 any sense. 0.98

01:48:35.420 we're just killing people. 0.94

01:48:40.120 How crazy has it gotten?

01:48:43.920 And it's not,

01:48:44.920 you know,

01:48:45.200 we're not making fun

01:48:46.060 of like people

01:48:46.480 with really tolerable,

01:48:47.740 you know.

01:48:48.280 There is a woman,

01:48:50.000 a Paralympic veteran

01:48:52.220 who asked for a

01:48:57.340 stair lift

01:48:58.340 in her house.

01:48:59.220 She's in a wheelchair.

01:49:02.160 I'll just,

01:49:03.020 let's just listen to this

01:49:03.780 for a minute.

01:49:03.940 A startling new development

01:49:05.580 in the ongoing

01:49:06.580 controversy around

01:49:07.820 veterans being offered

01:49:09.200 medical assistance.

01:49:10.360 Oh,

01:49:10.600 the controversy

01:49:11.360 around veterans

01:49:12.180 in Canada.

01:49:13.000 That's,

01:49:13.500 I've never,

01:49:14.320 Phil,

01:49:14.560 have you ever heard

01:49:15.140 of such a thing

01:49:15.720 in your life?

01:49:16.580 In dying.

01:49:17.480 A retired corporal

01:49:18.580 who is paraplegic

01:49:19.780 shocked MPs

01:49:21.260 in Ottawa yesterday

01:49:22.280 when she told them

01:49:23.680 an employee

01:49:24.360 of Veterans Affairs

01:49:25.380 Canada

01:49:25.900 offered her help

01:49:27.260 with arranging

01:49:27.900 a medically

01:49:28.480 assisted death.

01:49:29.940 Natalie Collada

01:49:30.580 has been on the story

01:49:31.480 for us this morning

01:49:32.320 and she joins us again.

01:49:33.560 So Natalie,

01:49:34.240 what more can you tell us?

01:49:35.860 Well,

01:49:36.060 Hillary,

01:49:36.500 we know that this is

01:49:37.740 the... 1.00

01:49:37.900 I love that my stupid 1.00

01:49:39.640 ticker at the bottom here 0.99

01:49:40.600 looks like it's part

01:49:41.260 of the CBC feed.

01:49:42.780 We have hijacked

01:49:43.860 your stations.

01:49:44.840 Do not adjust

01:49:45.400 your television set.

01:49:46.720 Everything is operating

01:49:47.380 exactly as normal.

01:49:49.180 You're now entering

01:49:50.060 the Diaglone Zone.

01:49:51.580 Latest incident

01:49:52.460 that we are hearing about

01:49:53.680 it is coming from

01:49:54.860 retired corporal

01:49:56.220 and Paralympian

01:49:57.260 Christian Gauthier.

01:49:58.180 Yesterday,

01:49:59.220 she testified

01:49:59.980 that the Department

01:50:00.960 of Veteran Affairs

01:50:01.960 offered her

01:50:02.880 in writing

01:50:03.800 the opportunity

01:50:05.020 for a medically

01:50:06.060 assisted death.

01:50:07.200 Even,

01:50:07.740 she said,

01:50:08.500 offering to provide

01:50:09.680 the equipment.

01:50:10.700 Now,

01:50:10.760 Gauthier said,

01:50:11.640 we'll even supply 0.66

01:50:12.660 the guillotine. 0.99

01:50:13.980 We'll even give you 1.00

01:50:15.120 the shotgun 1.00

01:50:15.660 to blow your own 1.00

01:50:16.580 fucking face off. 1.00

01:50:17.820 Whatever. 1.00

01:50:18.400 Oh my God.

01:50:19.780 And this is,

01:50:20.480 this is healthcare.

01:50:23.280 The Hippocratic Oath

01:50:24.960 is like the first step

01:50:26.880 where you're like,

01:50:28.480 I swear,

01:50:29.360 I promise

01:50:30.200 to do no harm,

01:50:32.120 you know,

01:50:33.100 and,

01:50:33.520 and you're like, 1.00

01:50:34.240 I could just kill people, 1.00

01:50:35.520 I guess. 1.00

01:50:37.600 That's helping,

01:50:38.460 right?

01:50:38.720 That's not harming them.

01:50:40.220 That's just

01:50:40.740 sending them

01:50:41.980 to a better place.

01:50:43.120 Okay,

01:50:43.680 Charlie Manson.

01:50:45.740 Holy God.

01:50:47.560 What are you talking about?

01:50:50.180 She just asked

01:50:51.080 for a stair lift,

01:50:52.440 dude. 0.97

01:50:52.820 what in the hell 0.58

01:50:56.600 is going on 0.98

01:50:57.440 in this country?

01:50:57.960 I mean,

01:50:58.600 it just shows you

01:51:00.840 how deep the rot

01:51:02.100 has gotten

01:51:03.120 to the soul

01:51:04.240 of the,

01:51:04.600 of the spirit

01:51:05.220 of the people

01:51:05.620 that live here.

01:51:06.120 It's gotten so

01:51:07.340 disconnected

01:51:08.800 from anything good

01:51:10.600 from,

01:51:11.760 from just the,

01:51:12.600 just the way,

01:51:13.720 you know?

01:51:14.440 Like,

01:51:14.900 we don't do things

01:51:15.960 like this.

01:51:16.600 When did we start

01:51:17.440 doing things like this?

01:51:18.680 What was unthinkable

01:51:21.600 a decade ago

01:51:22.500 is now every,

01:51:24.160 just a normal

01:51:24.900 everyday thing

01:51:25.720 that we're doing.

01:51:29.860 What insane act,

01:51:32.600 what unthinkable

01:51:33.720 scenario

01:51:34.300 will come tomorrow

01:51:35.660 that we'll be asked

01:51:36.880 and forced to accept

01:51:37.840 until eventually

01:51:38.480 we don't even remember

01:51:39.380 what it was like

01:51:39.940 before that.

01:51:41.460 We don't even remember

01:51:42.440 what it was like

01:51:42.980 before this horrible

01:51:43.720 thing that happened

01:51:44.340 that's been going on

01:51:45.000 so long.

01:51:45.360 We're brainwashed.

01:51:46.240 We're dead inside.

01:51:47.740 You know?

01:51:48.680 We're so dead inside

01:51:50.220 that we'll sit by

01:51:52.020 and just,

01:51:53.560 apparently,

01:51:54.920 society has degraded

01:51:56.160 so badly

01:51:56.780 that this is what

01:51:57.760 healthcare is doing now.

01:51:59.200 She had been fighting

01:52:00.060 for a home

01:52:01.540 wheelchair ramp

01:52:02.600 for five years.

01:52:03.900 She described

01:52:04.660 the letter

01:52:05.900 she received.

01:52:06.840 This isn't just

01:52:07.180 some woman either. 0.86

01:52:07.980 This is a veteran.

01:52:09.160 ...from the department

01:52:10.300 in French

01:52:11.220 at the committee hearing.

01:52:13.000 Here's more from her.

01:52:14.900 With respect to maid,

01:52:16.640 I have a letter

01:52:17.680 in my file.

01:52:18.680 Because I had to face

01:52:20.420 that as well.

01:52:22.840 I have a letter saying

01:52:24.300 that if you are

01:52:24.940 so desperate,

01:52:26.020 madam,

01:52:26.660 we can offer you

01:52:28.220 maid,

01:52:30.040 medical assistance

01:52:30.820 in dying.

01:52:32.220 Oh my God.

01:52:35.460 And she's not even

01:52:36.720 the only one.

01:52:38.260 It's not like this

01:52:38.800 was an isolated incident.

01:52:40.340 This is a...

01:52:40.680 It's crazy.

01:52:46.200 And they've opened it up

01:52:47.580 to other age groups.

01:52:52.060 Lawmakers in Canada

01:52:52.900 are considering

01:52:53.260 whether to open

01:52:53.820 medical assistance

01:52:54.580 in dying

01:52:55.080 to children now.

01:52:58.680 Mike Schutten,

01:53:00.340 Schutten,

01:53:01.480 here we go again

01:53:02.240 with the names, guys.

01:53:03.240 An activist

01:53:03.640 whose son died

01:53:04.400 of cancer this year

01:53:05.060 said the highly

01:53:05.480 controversial policy

01:53:06.520 would tell children

01:53:07.340 that doctors

01:53:08.020 are giving up on them.

01:53:09.420 Yeah, that's pretty much

01:53:10.440 what it is.

01:53:12.440 If you're going to

01:53:13.680 waste time

01:53:14.820 and expend all efforts

01:53:15.760 to save anyone,

01:53:16.560 it should be the youngest

01:53:17.420 because that is the most

01:53:19.280 life yet ahead

01:53:20.660 to be lived.

01:53:21.280 Don't we waste your time.

01:53:22.020 Somebody's like 70.

01:53:22.840 It's like,

01:53:23.080 well, I mean,

01:53:23.580 you know,

01:53:24.560 we'll try,

01:53:25.480 but I mean,

01:53:26.760 you're 70,

01:53:27.320 so,

01:53:28.220 you know,

01:53:28.500 yeah, 1.00

01:53:29.920 shit's going to 1.00

01:53:30.340 start breaking. 1.00

01:53:30.840 You're going down.

01:53:32.100 You're going down, buddy.

01:53:32.940 You're in your 70s.

01:53:33.780 All right, so,

01:53:34.800 I mean,

01:53:36.120 you knew this.

01:53:36.980 You remember seeing

01:53:37.820 people in their 70s

01:53:38.600 when you were like 30.

01:53:39.220 You're like,

01:53:39.360 geez,

01:53:39.540 that looks scary.

01:53:40.300 Well,

01:53:40.440 that's you now.

01:53:41.320 So,

01:53:41.660 you know,

01:53:41.800 deal with it.

01:53:43.260 But,

01:53:43.680 you know,

01:53:44.020 you've got children,

01:53:45.360 little children,

01:53:46.140 you're like,

01:53:46.360 ah,

01:53:46.560 it's worth the effort,

01:53:47.500 I think.

01:53:47.860 We should,

01:53:48.080 nah, 1.00

01:53:48.440 fuck it. 1.00

01:53:50.520 Let's euthanize them. 1.00

01:53:52.180 There's nothing we can do.

01:53:53.140 Let's give up

01:53:53.720 and don't even try.

01:53:56.300 Oh,

01:53:56.860 my,

01:53:57.140 yeah.

01:53:59.240 Relaxed laws have seen

01:54:00.180 made cases surge

01:54:01.100 tenfold in five years

01:54:02.920 to 10,000 people

01:54:04.600 in 2021.

01:54:06.620 We've slid down

01:54:07.340 the slippery slope

01:54:08.280 incredibly quickly.

01:54:09.160 I remember people

01:54:09.620 were opposing this

01:54:10.200 at the time.

01:54:11.480 And it's like,

01:54:13.280 we're,

01:54:16.780 you know,

01:54:17.700 we live in like a,

01:54:18.900 in a,

01:54:19.260 the risk of sounding like, 0.99

01:54:21.200 we're in a goddamn, 1.00

01:54:22.200 we live in a death cult. 1.00

01:54:23.280 It's a death cult!

01:54:24.620 You know?

01:54:25.640 But it kind of is.

01:54:27.140 You know what it likes?

01:54:31.040 War.

01:54:31.980 And it likes abortions. 0.99

01:54:34.040 And it likes violent 1.00

01:54:35.340 fucking television. 1.00

01:54:36.560 You can't, 1.00

01:54:37.040 you can say,

01:54:37.820 you can't say mean words

01:54:39.460 because that will influence

01:54:41.540 people to do bad things.

01:54:43.120 See,

01:54:43.300 this is the argument.

01:54:44.100 This is one of the many things

01:54:45.320 that the government's

01:54:45.880 trying to censor now.

01:54:47.080 Not just me,

01:54:48.100 everybody.

01:54:49.540 They're putting through

01:54:50.600 legislation one at a time.

01:54:51.940 A little bit here,

01:54:52.440 a little bit there.

01:54:53.080 They'll get it all from you.

01:54:54.840 Look at the gun debate.

01:54:55.760 How's that going?

01:54:56.840 Years ago,

01:54:57.760 I said,

01:54:58.320 until you,

01:54:59.200 until you do this,

01:55:00.420 you will never gain an inch.

01:55:01.800 And they did,

01:55:02.380 they refused.

01:55:03.100 They said,

01:55:03.480 oh,

01:55:04.060 racism.

01:55:04.920 And oh,

01:55:05.400 we need more diversity.

01:55:06.720 And,

01:55:07.020 and oh,

01:55:07.620 I stand with the community

01:55:08.820 of whatever we're saying

01:55:10.220 is a victim today

01:55:11.140 and all that kind of stuff.

01:55:11.900 Rather than focusing on,

01:55:13.160 on what they should have been doing.

01:55:15.560 And,

01:55:16.000 uh,

01:55:16.280 how's the gun,

01:55:16.980 how's the gun fight going?

01:55:18.040 You get all that stuff back

01:55:18.940 from the banning in April?

01:55:20.320 No,

01:55:20.740 that's never coming back.

01:55:21.600 Now they're going for the whole thing.

01:55:28.360 Yeah,

01:55:28.740 let's give the,

01:55:29.300 you know,

01:55:29.700 so,

01:55:30.160 if you,

01:55:31.420 if you say things online,

01:55:32.640 like,

01:55:32.900 I'm just going to influence people

01:55:33.720 to do things,

01:55:34.200 but we can,

01:55:34.880 we can produce massive blockbuster,

01:55:37.000 huge television programs,

01:55:38.760 movies,

01:55:39.040 it's basically all,

01:55:39.840 uh,

01:55:40.160 you know,

01:55:41.160 soft core pornography 0.65

01:55:42.100 and better,

01:55:42.540 uh,

01:55:43.560 or worse,

01:55:44.220 sorry, 0.50

01:55:44.360 violence and just crazy.

01:55:52.320 I mean,

01:55:52.480 people are being,

01:55:53.140 uh,

01:55:53.840 influenced by that far more

01:55:55.220 than they are,

01:55:55.680 you know,

01:55:55.880 someone's voice on the internet.

01:55:57.060 It's,

01:55:57.560 um,

01:55:58.360 it's completely backwards

01:55:59.280 and,

01:56:02.120 and we're so comfortable with it.

01:56:03.340 We're just all,

01:56:03.860 all okay with just things

01:56:05.240 that used to be,

01:56:06.860 you know,

01:56:08.540 and they say it's progress.

01:56:09.600 Is it progress?

01:56:11.700 Do,

01:56:11.920 do,

01:56:12.420 things don't seem like

01:56:13.660 they're getting better to me.

01:56:14.420 They seem like they're getting

01:56:14.920 a lot worse.

01:56:16.280 You know, 1.00

01:56:17.340 people suck now. 1.00

01:56:18.480 I mean, 1.00

01:56:18.640 they always did,

01:56:19.360 but this is,

01:56:20.120 we're getting into a weird,

01:56:21.180 uh,

01:56:23.380 a weird world where,

01:56:24.320 where this kind of stuff

01:56:25.120 can just even be brought up

01:56:28.120 and discussed seriously.

01:56:30.580 Like,

01:56:31.040 what is,

01:56:31.740 you know,

01:56:32.920 this one's crazy.

01:56:36.480 From March,

01:56:37.340 2023,

01:56:37.900 patients with mental health issues,

01:56:39.300 but no qualifying physical ailment

01:56:40.920 will be able to request death

01:56:42.840 if the doctors consider

01:56:43.960 their condition intolerable.

01:56:45.280 Mental health issues.

01:56:46.180 So people like,

01:56:46.880 they're not even in their right mind.

01:56:49.900 Like people,

01:56:50.940 like,

01:56:51.160 especially when they're very depressed

01:56:52.560 or going through something,

01:56:54.020 they very well may feel as though,

01:56:55.840 I mean, 0.99

01:56:56.100 this is fucking crazy. 0.99

01:56:57.200 This is exploit, 1.00

01:56:58.140 this is exploitation.

01:56:59.300 I don't know how

01:57:00.380 any medical professional

01:57:01.500 in the world

01:57:02.120 looked at this

01:57:02.840 and said,

01:57:03.660 yeah,

01:57:03.840 that's fine.

01:57:04.780 You don't ask someone,

01:57:06.280 someone who's going through

01:57:07.140 some kind of mental breakdown episode,

01:57:09.000 some kind of nervous,

01:57:09.740 you know,

01:57:09.880 the depressed,

01:57:10.460 whatever it is,

01:57:11.260 they are in no position.

01:57:12.620 To be making any serious decisions

01:57:14.920 about anything.

01:57:16.980 They frequently ruin their lives

01:57:18.880 because of these,

01:57:19.760 because of these,

01:57:20.360 they start doing drugs,

01:57:21.660 they do whatever,

01:57:22.320 things they would normally

01:57:23.300 never have done

01:57:24.160 except for this mental condition,

01:57:26.000 this emotional condition.

01:57:27.200 So now they're literally

01:57:27.960 not in the right,

01:57:28.420 you want to ask those people

01:57:29.620 if they want to kill themselves, 0.89

01:57:30.920 a lot of them are going to say yes.

01:57:33.560 Not because they want,

01:57:34.600 but in that temporary state

01:57:36.040 that could,

01:57:36.840 you know, 0.90

01:57:37.960 you can't ask mentally ill people 1.00

01:57:39.780 if they want to kill themselves. 0.98

01:57:42.580 They're not,

01:57:43.240 they're not in a position,

01:57:44.160 I mean,

01:57:44.960 what?

01:57:50.080 That's,

01:57:50.460 I mean,

01:57:51.160 that seems,

01:57:53.920 that seems like abuse,

01:57:54.780 doesn't it?

01:57:57.180 Like what now?

01:57:58.000 Are we going to,

01:57:58.340 I asked you when you were sleeping

01:57:59.800 and you nodded yes,

01:58:00.780 so,

01:58:01.440 like what?

01:58:03.980 Informed consent is a thing,

01:58:05.300 isn't it?

01:58:05.540 Like,

01:58:05.660 are they really know

01:58:06.300 what they're doing?

01:58:06.940 I mean,

01:58:07.360 depressed suicidal people

01:58:08.720 are not like,

01:58:09.260 oh,

01:58:09.400 well, 1.00

01:58:09.500 we'll just kill them, 1.00

01:58:10.100 it'll do it faster. 1.00

01:58:11.180 Like,

01:58:11.620 no,

01:58:12.080 you're supposed to make them

01:58:13.200 not want to be suicidal

01:58:14.380 and,

01:58:14.920 like,

01:58:15.200 what are you,

01:58:15.860 you're supposed to be helping them,

01:58:16.920 not hurrying them along

01:58:18.760 to the graveyard.

01:58:20.640 What the hell is going on?

01:58:22.640 Here's a chart of the,

01:58:23.480 the 2016,

01:58:25.180 it was at a thousand

01:58:25.800 and now it's at,

01:58:26.520 uh,

01:58:26.940 over 10,000.

01:58:29.580 In just six years,

01:58:30.760 it's like skyrocketed,

01:58:32.600 no sign of stopping it.

01:58:33.700 It's going up about,

01:58:34.540 about,

01:58:34.900 uh,

01:58:36.160 a little over,

01:58:36.680 a little under a third,

01:58:37.540 20% a year,

01:58:38.420 it looks like.

01:58:39.180 So I expect next year

01:58:40.500 to be up,

01:58:41.080 up here around the,

01:58:42.200 uh,

01:58:43.160 over the 12 and a half

01:58:44.240 thousand level,

01:58:45.160 I guess.

01:58:45.880 That's my guess.

01:58:46.700 12 and a half thousand,

01:58:47.460 we're at 10,000 this year,

01:58:48.720 year's almost over,

01:58:49.420 we might make it to a thousand.

01:58:50.480 Hey,

01:58:51.220 maybe the government

01:58:51.740 will get enough people 1.00

01:58:52.560 to kill themselves 0.99

01:58:53.160 between now and Christmas. 0.99

01:58:55.660 So we're probably 10,

01:58:56.780 a little over 10,000.

01:58:57.480 I bet next year

01:58:58.020 will be 12 and a half.

01:58:58.760 That's good.

01:58:59.220 That's a good,

01:58:59.780 this graph is not alarming.

01:59:02.220 It's not,

01:59:02.900 uh,

01:59:03.740 it's not indicative

01:59:04.440 of a sick society.

01:59:05.580 This doesn't show me

01:59:06.540 that people are doing badly.

01:59:08.140 This just shows me

01:59:09.260 that this system works.

01:59:11.720 And our program

01:59:12.960 to have people

01:59:14.180 iced and thrown in a box

01:59:16.020 is working very well.

01:59:19.860 Okay,

01:59:20.480 okay, 0.99

01:59:21.020 psycho. 0.95

01:59:21.400 Oh, 0.99

01:59:21.540 psycho. 0.97

01:59:26.820 Uh,

01:59:27.500 this guy showed,

01:59:28.440 he says his son,

01:59:29.280 Marcus,

01:59:29.560 was diagnosed with

01:59:30.440 Ewing sarcoma,

01:59:32.500 sounds like a cancer,

01:59:33.360 and died 15 months later.

01:59:34.400 He was just 18.

01:59:35.420 That's terrible.

01:59:36.700 Uh,

01:59:36.860 Marcus was an ambitious

01:59:37.580 young man

01:59:38.100 who was working

01:59:38.600 towards his dream

01:59:39.100 of launching

01:59:39.440 his own landscape business.

01:59:40.400 In November 2020,

01:59:41.360 he joined a gym

01:59:41.880 with his friends

01:59:42.260 and picked up

01:59:42.620 a shoulder injury

01:59:43.280 after a few sessions.

01:59:44.420 Pain didn't go away

01:59:45.180 and an x-ray revealed

01:59:45.920 damage that ultimately

01:59:46.720 led to his cancer diagnosis.

01:59:49.960 Interesting.

01:59:51.000 He underwent 20 rounds

01:59:51.720 of chemo,

01:59:52.540 25 rounds of radiation

01:59:53.360 along with several

01:59:53.920 surgeries before

01:59:54.460 it was decided

01:59:54.940 to end treatment

01:59:55.460 for a cure

01:59:55.980 and focus instead

01:59:56.620 on quality of life care.

01:59:58.360 Meaning,

01:59:58.980 you're toast.

01:59:59.840 We're just gonna

02:00:00.260 see you out.

02:00:00.960 Under changes

02:00:03.340 that could be made

02:00:03.840 to euthanasia law

02:00:04.460 in Canada,

02:00:04.860 Marcus would have

02:00:05.320 been eligible

02:00:05.780 for assisted death

02:00:06.840 appearing with his wife,

02:00:08.180 Jennifer,

02:00:09.400 told the committee,

02:00:10.100 by giving some minors

02:00:10.900 the right to request

02:00:11.860 you put all minors 1.00

02:00:12.640 and their families

02:00:13.080 in a position

02:00:13.440 where they are obliged

02:00:14.120 to consider.

02:00:15.820 Yeah,

02:00:16.360 that too.

02:00:17.200 If that happened

02:00:17.680 to Marcus,

02:00:18.140 the message would have,

02:00:19.620 he would have heard,

02:00:20.820 would have been clear.

02:00:21.460 We don't value your life.

02:00:22.680 We don't think

02:00:23.120 it's worth living.

02:00:23.940 And if you want,

02:00:24.800 we can end it for you.

02:00:26.260 That's another big part

02:00:27.320 of,

02:00:27.560 you know,

02:00:28.600 people I've talked to

02:00:29.400 and,

02:00:29.740 you know,

02:00:30.200 learned from that

02:00:30.680 have survived

02:00:31.260 or recovered

02:00:32.900 from very serious injuries.

02:00:34.040 I mean,

02:00:34.300 there's some people

02:00:34.860 out there

02:00:35.080 that have done

02:00:35.420 some pretty wild,

02:00:36.100 like,

02:00:37.360 I mean,

02:00:39.800 there was a guy,

02:00:41.000 this is a legendary guy

02:00:42.220 in the army.

02:00:43.280 Anyway,

02:00:43.540 his chute didn't open.

02:00:45.260 He landed

02:00:45.780 and survived,

02:00:46.760 but he broke,

02:00:47.400 like,

02:00:47.600 every bone in his body,

02:00:48.640 this guy.

02:00:50.320 And,

02:00:50.820 you know,

02:00:51.680 shouldn't be back

02:00:52.580 and made it back to work.

02:00:53.840 Made it back to,

02:00:54.500 like,

02:00:54.600 back to a regiment.

02:00:55.660 Like, 1.00

02:00:55.840 what in the fuck? 1.00

02:00:56.620 you need to believe 1.00

02:00:58.160 that you can get better,

02:00:59.760 that you will.

02:01:00.680 Like,

02:01:00.940 the mental aspect of that

02:01:02.500 is just as important

02:01:03.320 as the physical,

02:01:03.760 I think,

02:01:04.400 I believe.

02:01:04.980 I believe that your mind

02:01:06.280 can help influence

02:01:07.880 your body in a way

02:01:08.840 that,

02:01:09.660 encourage it to,

02:01:11.520 you know,

02:01:12.140 perform better

02:01:12.900 if you're in the right headspace.

02:01:15.400 And,

02:01:15.620 I don't think

02:01:17.060 asking people

02:01:18.040 if they just want to end it

02:01:18.900 is going to be helpful

02:01:20.040 to their mental state.

02:01:21.880 You know,

02:01:22.200 just my opinion

02:01:23.800 as a human

02:01:24.960 with a soul.

02:01:27.340 Soul.

02:01:29.400 Oh,

02:01:29.800 man,

02:01:30.120 let's just give it to everybody.

02:01:30.960 Let everybody 1.00

02:01:31.440 consider killing themselves. 0.99

02:01:33.400 You know, 1.00

02:01:33.600 unless you're in Germany.

02:01:34.440 In Germany,

02:01:34.920 I wasn't kidding.

02:01:35.720 You do have to be vaccinated

02:01:36.740 to get euthanized.

02:01:37.880 In Germany?

02:01:41.460 Yeah.

02:01:42.980 Human closeness,

02:01:43.920 however,

02:01:44.080 is a prerequisite

02:01:44.760 and breeding ground

02:01:45.460 for coronavirus transmissions

02:01:46.520 of the organization.

02:01:48.020 Oh,

02:01:48.260 because they'll come in contact

02:01:49.540 with each other.

02:01:50.080 my God.

02:01:55.680 What,

02:01:56.200 what,

02:01:56.680 what a world

02:01:58.080 that we're in.

02:02:01.560 Where do you even,

02:02:02.820 let me back to that

02:02:03.980 in a minute.

02:02:06.780 When's the,

02:02:07.460 HellbillyDulx says,

02:02:08.260 when do the booths show up?

02:02:09.400 I hope never

02:02:09.960 for the suicide booths,

02:02:10.900 right?

02:02:11.500 We're almost there.

02:02:12.580 It's getting crazy.

02:02:15.000 Ivan Joydipus says,

02:02:16.080 I use my $12

02:02:16.880 in Disney savings

02:02:17.900 to fund meme terrorism.

02:02:19.120 Welcome back,

02:02:19.600 Grace.

02:02:19.820 Thank you,

02:02:20.180 sir.

02:02:20.720 I need it.

02:02:21.400 I need it for the terrors.

02:02:24.980 The Reaper Sun says,

02:02:26.000 two months out of the

02:02:27.100 political sphere,

02:02:28.320 you missed out on

02:02:29.140 10 years of content.

02:02:30.100 Please tell me someone

02:02:30.840 sent you the pandemic

02:02:32.140 amnesty article

02:02:32.940 published by the Atlantic

02:02:33.800 while you were inside.

02:02:34.600 It was endless fun

02:02:35.440 for a month.

02:02:36.020 Would it be an idea part?

02:02:36.740 Nope.

02:02:37.300 Never heard of it.

02:02:38.640 Some weekends

02:02:39.280 and Tuesdays,

02:02:39.740 I put my Disney Plus

02:02:40.680 to fund my purchase 0.96

02:02:42.200 of CGI porn. 0.51

02:02:43.620 I'm not reading it. 0.96

02:02:46.300 Oh, my God.

02:02:49.260 Oh, it's horrible.

02:02:50.760 It's horrible.

02:02:51.300 I forgot about this

02:02:51.920 part of the stream.

02:02:53.560 Forgot about that.

02:02:56.640 See, this is why

02:02:57.620 nothing in jail

02:02:58.740 was that disturbing.

02:02:59.480 My mind has already

02:03:00.080 been thoroughly corrupted

02:03:00.940 and disgusted

02:03:01.600 by your people's

02:03:02.760 so-called contributions

02:03:04.160 to this.

02:03:04.580 CRTC is going to have

02:03:08.860 a field day with me.

02:03:11.460 I'm going to have

02:03:12.060 a whole office department

02:03:13.060 dedicated to this.

02:03:14.720 There'll be like 50 people

02:03:15.860 working on this.

02:03:16.680 Like, there's so many

02:03:17.260 infractions.

02:03:20.240 So many,

02:03:20.980 so many infractions.

02:03:23.760 Donkey,

02:03:24.280 Dongalon says,

02:03:25.060 when I cut my Disney Plus,

02:03:25.960 I got more cans of cat food.

02:03:27.120 It really doesn't taste

02:03:27.980 that bad when you get used

02:03:29.360 to it.

02:03:29.600 Glad you're back. 1.00

02:03:31.380 Fucking fuck you, man. 1.00

02:03:33.220 Thanks, man. 1.00

02:03:33.780 CRJ,

02:03:34.640 who needs Disney Plus

02:03:35.300 when you can get...

02:03:36.480 I'm not, I'm not.

02:03:37.720 Gross! 0.98

02:03:38.420 Gross! 0.99

02:03:38.860 Is this what they're doing?

02:03:40.320 How long have you guys

02:03:40.880 been doing this? 0.97

02:03:43.020 Gross.

02:03:43.520 I'm not, 0.56

02:03:43.780 I won't do it.

02:03:44.420 I won't read it.

02:03:47.120 RN Gizmas says,

02:03:47.940 that's the line.

02:03:48.520 If you feel like you can't

02:03:49.340 go on, don't.

02:03:50.420 Yeah.

02:03:50.820 If you feel like you're

02:03:51.440 not going to make it,

02:03:52.020 we're there to make sure

02:03:52.680 that you don't.

02:03:54.380 Welcome to Canada, 1.00

02:03:55.460 where we'll kill your ass 1.00

02:03:56.480 if you want to. 1.00

02:03:58.780 Al Sturrs says,

02:03:59.520 try telling them

02:04:00.100 you're depressed

02:04:00.480 because you owe taxes.

02:04:01.500 Doubt they'll offer you

02:04:02.180 made for that.

02:04:03.300 They might.

02:04:03.840 They'll be like,

02:04:04.020 just sign over all your

02:04:04.720 property, anything you're

02:04:05.520 worth, and we'll take it.

02:04:08.020 That'll be a deal. 1.00

02:04:08.960 We'll get to kill you. 1.00

02:04:10.060 That'll be good for you. 1.00

02:04:10.960 You won't have any more

02:04:11.600 symptoms or problems, 1.00

02:04:12.460 and we'll get all your shit. 1.00

02:04:13.580 It's great. 1.00

02:04:14.000 Everybody wins.

02:04:15.420 Sign the paper.

02:04:18.420 Shorten Log says,

02:04:19.100 remember when they use

02:04:19.820 suicide as a reason

02:04:20.620 for outlawing them,

02:04:21.580 banning guns to prevent

02:04:22.440 suicide.

02:04:22.940 Yeah, like they care.

02:04:24.460 They care.

02:04:25.020 That's why everything

02:04:27.460 is centered around

02:04:28.600 as much fear and division

02:04:29.640 and toxic, horrible

02:04:31.140 messaging as possible

02:04:32.060 because they care.

02:04:33.460 It's not about making money.

02:04:34.560 It's not that outrage

02:04:35.300 and fear and all that

02:04:36.080 stuff sells more.

02:04:37.420 It's not that it draws

02:04:38.220 more eyeballs and more

02:04:39.260 people are prone to tune

02:04:40.780 in and buy their products

02:04:41.660 and do what they say.

02:04:42.460 It's not that there's

02:04:42.860 more power in it.

02:04:43.960 It's just that, you know,

02:04:45.420 it's just what's happening.

02:04:46.800 You're not being

02:04:47.320 manipulated or anything.

02:04:49.140 It's fine.

02:04:49.980 It's totally fine.

02:04:51.280 Carrot S. K. says,

02:04:51.940 I hear you have to be

02:04:52.700 at least fifth generation

02:04:53.780 Canadian to access

02:04:54.620 made old stock only.

02:04:56.780 I don't know what

02:04:57.440 generation I am.

02:04:58.240 They would definitely

02:04:58.980 put me in the suicide 0.98

02:04:59.740 booth for sure.

02:05:01.480 Fisher of Men says,

02:05:02.220 tremendous to see your face

02:05:03.240 and hear your voice

02:05:03.920 back on here.

02:05:04.600 Thank you very much, man.

02:05:05.780 It's good to be back.

02:05:08.320 Diagalonian.

02:05:09.060 Does everyone say hello?

02:05:10.480 She loves us all.

02:05:11.200 It's Rachel.

02:05:11.800 She loves us all deep down.

02:05:15.220 I don't even care.

02:05:16.700 Zavek's Demise says,

02:05:17.740 forget the CBC.

02:05:18.720 The CRTC has to go.

02:05:19.740 So, yeah,

02:05:20.080 we'll see.

02:05:21.500 We'll see what happens.

02:05:22.320 It's not going to be good.

02:05:23.200 Zavek's Demise made 0.54

02:05:24.200 for the CRTC.

02:05:26.800 This institution

02:05:27.660 must be destroyed.

02:05:30.220 Chet Chisholm says, 0.98

02:05:30.920 anyone who is having

02:05:31.480 a mental break

02:05:32.040 cannot give informed consent.

02:05:33.680 Yeah, that was my

02:05:34.980 understanding of it.

02:05:36.500 But apparently,

02:05:37.220 they're just going to

02:05:38.220 wave that around.

02:05:39.740 We're just going to.

02:05:41.660 You know,

02:05:42.240 we've thought about it

02:05:43.180 and we're just going to

02:05:44.460 go ahead and ignore that.

02:05:46.380 It's much more interesting

02:05:48.020 if we can get a lot of these.

02:05:49.340 You've bought a lot

02:05:50.240 of body bags.

02:05:51.600 I'd like to fill them

02:05:52.600 immediately.

02:05:54.840 Please.

02:05:55.480 It's a whole thing.

02:05:56.900 We've got a lot of people 0.98

02:05:57.900 and peasants to kill 1.00

02:05:58.840 and get rid of 1.00

02:05:59.360 and so on.

02:06:00.020 OC Mango says,

02:06:00.800 Switzerland has the booths.

02:06:02.240 Matt Groening

02:06:02.720 with another prediction.

02:06:04.060 This time,

02:06:04.500 Futurama,

02:06:04.920 not The Simpsons.

02:06:05.460 Oh, boy.

02:06:05.760 Switzerland has...

02:06:07.220 Oh.

02:06:10.900 There's so much 1.00

02:06:11.640 shit going on. 1.00

02:06:13.620 Where do I want to... 1.00

02:06:14.800 I mean,

02:06:15.820 you try to catch up,

02:06:17.640 but can you?

02:06:20.720 Then there's the whole...

02:06:22.060 Then there's the whole...

02:06:23.520 His name is Ye now?

02:06:26.180 Is that what it is?

02:06:31.900 Gain's too high?

02:06:32.680 Is it?

02:06:32.960 It could be.

02:06:34.700 I'll try that.

02:06:35.640 It might be...

02:06:36.140 Yeah.

02:06:36.340 I'm not used to

02:06:38.420 yelling so much.

02:06:39.980 I'm getting my...

02:06:40.980 Getting my voice

02:06:44.020 all rattled.

02:06:44.920 It's not...

02:06:45.220 I'm out of practice.

02:06:46.860 It's not been a long time.

02:06:48.440 What am I doing?

02:06:49.940 I lost my place.

02:06:52.900 Yeah,

02:06:53.280 I don't want to talk

02:06:53.740 about that either.

02:06:55.460 I don't want to.

02:06:59.160 Chinese are spying on us. 1.00

02:07:01.340 New Zealand's 0.90

02:07:02.200 taking babies

02:07:02.920 from people.

02:07:03.620 I almost can't

02:07:06.240 believe it.

02:07:07.680 Then all the

02:07:08.180 Twitter nonsense.

02:07:10.300 Turns out they were

02:07:11.260 manipulating everything

02:07:13.040 all this time.

02:07:14.420 All this time.

02:07:16.840 Just like everybody

02:07:17.800 thought.

02:07:20.100 No big deal, bro.

02:07:21.940 Just a little bit

02:07:23.260 of treason.

02:07:24.120 Just a little bit

02:07:24.780 of treason.

02:07:26.280 We've just got people

02:07:27.280 at the highest levels

02:07:28.040 of government

02:07:28.580 manipulating social media,

02:07:31.200 major platforms,

02:07:32.260 to,

02:07:32.760 you know,

02:07:33.620 coach a certain result

02:07:35.020 in an election.

02:07:36.140 It's not a...

02:07:37.180 It's not a big deal.

02:07:42.440 I don't know if you guys

02:07:43.180 are not following this.

02:07:44.700 The Twitter files.

02:07:46.760 That's what's been going on.

02:07:48.740 And I'm sure this...

02:07:49.960 It's not the only offender

02:07:50.920 is the United States.

02:07:52.060 I'm sure this has been going on

02:07:53.120 across the status quo

02:07:54.860 establishment.

02:07:56.140 We're having their people, 1.00

02:07:57.680 you know,

02:07:58.220 in Twitter,

02:07:58.980 making sure certain stories

02:08:00.080 were buried,

02:08:00.700 certain ones were pushed,

02:08:01.460 certain ones were ignored.

02:08:02.360 You know,

02:08:02.960 certain messages got out.

02:08:04.220 With the, you know,

02:08:05.380 cooperation of the FBI,

02:08:07.140 at the behest of the FBI.

02:08:11.540 Oh, my!

02:08:15.780 And they're, you know,

02:08:17.440 all doing it,

02:08:18.080 and by what it seems like,

02:08:19.440 Dorsey wasn't even aware

02:08:20.480 of this.

02:08:22.560 I think he knew

02:08:23.640 what it had become, 1.00

02:08:25.020 and he wanted to fuck out 1.00

02:08:26.140 anyway. 0.99

02:08:26.600 And Elon's amazing.

02:08:28.640 I'll take it over.

02:08:32.420 Ted Cruz says,

02:08:33.320 this was all about

02:08:34.000 weaponizing big tech.

02:08:35.020 Of course it was.

02:08:36.340 Everyone with a brain

02:08:37.240 could see that it was happening.

02:08:39.080 A certain, you know,

02:08:39.960 this is all censored.

02:08:41.200 This is all pushed.

02:08:42.360 This is all ignored.

02:08:44.060 This is mandatory.

02:08:48.980 That's not normal.

02:08:50.120 Everything obviously

02:08:51.020 very much went one way.

02:08:52.880 Even the people

02:08:53.400 on the other side

02:08:53.880 recognize that.

02:08:55.160 They know.

02:08:58.180 And now everyone's acting like,

02:08:59.380 okay, this is crazy.

02:09:00.980 Like, okay.

02:09:03.820 Senator Cruz weighed in

02:09:04.940 on the Twitter files

02:09:06.300 publication urging

02:09:06.980 that it is evidence

02:09:07.560 of corruption

02:09:07.980 that goes to the highest

02:09:08.620 levels of government.

02:09:09.240 That's true.

02:09:09.880 What Elon Musk has released

02:09:11.620 is evidence of corruption

02:09:13.500 that goes to the highest

02:09:14.900 level of government,

02:09:15.860 it goes to the highest

02:09:16.640 level of the FBI,

02:09:17.940 and it goes to the highest

02:09:18.800 level of big tech.

02:09:20.280 We've known for a long time

02:09:21.620 that big tech is censoring

02:09:22.860 conservatives,

02:09:23.420 but what Elon did here

02:09:24.980 is he just laid naked

02:09:26.700 all of the lies

02:09:28.400 that the corporate media

02:09:29.280 has told,

02:09:29.980 because it's clear

02:09:30.920 during the 2020 election

02:09:32.700 over and over and over again,

02:09:34.540 the Biden campaign

02:09:36.240 and the DNC

02:09:37.880 would reach out

02:09:38.680 to their buddies

02:09:39.280 at Twitter and say,

02:09:40.300 hey, we don't like this,

02:09:41.640 and their response

02:09:42.480 is handled,

02:09:43.440 and they'd take it down

02:09:44.320 over and over

02:09:45.560 and over again,

02:09:46.580 and in particular,

02:09:47.880 all of the exchange

02:09:48.940 back and forth

02:09:49.800 when the Hunter Biden

02:09:50.700 laptop story broke,

02:09:52.380 it was evidence

02:09:53.120 that the leadership

02:09:54.020 at Twitter knew

02:09:55.220 within hours 0.98

02:09:56.480 that their ridiculous 0.99

02:09:58.100 fake excuse 0.94

02:09:59.200 that it was hacked 0.98

02:10:00.140 was a ridiculous 0.97

02:10:01.500 fake excuse. 0.96

02:10:02.720 Even James Baker,

02:10:05.080 who you just noted there,

02:10:06.180 had been the FBI's

02:10:07.440 general counsel,

02:10:08.220 then was it Twitter.

02:10:09.860 Even he acknowledged,

02:10:10.960 well, gosh,

02:10:11.440 we don't have the evidence

02:10:12.160 on this,

02:10:13.060 but it doesn't.

02:10:13.680 Their own lawyer,

02:10:14.780 Twitter's own lawyer,

02:10:15.620 who used to work

02:10:16.500 for the FBI

02:10:17.180 before, you know,

02:10:18.440 as he's handing

02:10:19.120 everything over

02:10:19.680 to, you know,

02:10:20.380 to Musk,

02:10:20.780 he's going through

02:10:21.360 and censoring things

02:10:22.480 for the FBI,

02:10:24.240 for the state

02:10:24.960 to make sure

02:10:26.420 that Musk doesn't

02:10:27.160 find out about

02:10:27.900 the treachery.

02:10:30.460 Got to make sure

02:10:31.300 we don't,

02:10:31.660 we got to bury

02:10:32.440 this treachery,

02:10:33.280 you guys.

02:10:34.480 Oh, is that it?

02:10:37.380 Holy God,

02:10:38.600 and you think that,

02:10:39.440 you think stuff like

02:10:40.020 that's not happening here,

02:10:40.820 you're out of your mind, 0.99

02:10:41.880 you're that naive, 1.00

02:10:42.920 come on.

02:10:43.640 Doesn't matter,

02:10:44.500 let's block it anyway,

02:10:45.980 and in fact,

02:10:46.760 one of the exchanges

02:10:47.840 back and forth,

02:10:48.900 they reveal the reason,

02:10:50.820 which is they say,

02:10:51.740 we want to avoid,

02:10:52.840 we want to avoid

02:10:54.120 what happened in 2016,

02:10:56.580 Donald Trump winning.

02:10:57.960 This was all about

02:10:59.200 weaponizing big tech.

02:11:01.280 It is absolutely corrupt,

02:11:03.520 and what is amazing 0.98

02:11:05.000 is the Democrats

02:11:06.080 were fully in on it,

02:11:08.000 the corporate media

02:11:09.000 was fully in on it,

02:11:10.320 and Elon's released

02:11:11.220 the receipts,

02:11:11.540 Sound familiar?

02:11:12.380 which shows all of them

02:11:13.880 are willing to abuse power

02:11:15.320 to stay in power.

02:11:18.380 No!

02:11:19.560 You know,

02:11:19.880 the story's as old as time.

02:11:25.280 And of course,

02:11:26.200 they're doing similar things

02:11:27.580 in here.

02:11:30.560 It may actually

02:11:31.420 even be worse here.

02:11:33.780 I mean, look,

02:11:35.280 this isn't surprising,

02:11:36.400 but it's true.

02:11:38.840 He supports

02:11:39.720 putting a state-affiliated label

02:11:41.460 on even CBC,

02:11:43.240 as they would, like,

02:11:43.980 well, it's Russian propaganda,

02:11:45.000 it's RT, you know,

02:11:45.920 it's from the Russians.

02:11:46.560 You can't trust that,

02:11:47.240 it's all Russian.

02:11:47.980 Well, guess what?

02:11:48.820 CBC is funded by

02:11:49.720 the Canadian state,

02:11:50.600 just like that.

02:11:52.680 So, is it really

02:11:54.240 an independent,

02:11:56.040 is it really trustworthy?

02:11:58.080 I mean,

02:11:58.520 it's the government

02:11:59.180 you're listening to,

02:12:00.120 not the media,

02:12:01.100 not the journalists

02:12:02.040 of the people

02:12:02.760 that's supposed to be.

02:12:04.240 So, you think you're

02:12:05.000 listening to the fifth column.

02:12:06.200 You think you're

02:12:06.700 listening to,

02:12:07.700 you know,

02:12:08.760 they're looking out for you.

02:12:12.120 They're keeping a tab

02:12:13.040 on things

02:12:13.440 and letting you know

02:12:13.840 what's going on.

02:12:14.520 Is that what you think

02:12:15.300 is happening still?

02:12:16.260 That's not what they're doing.

02:12:18.000 They and the state

02:12:19.260 are one and the same.

02:12:20.180 They're the same entity now.

02:12:21.740 They speak for it,

02:12:23.180 for the Borg,

02:12:24.440 for the beast.

02:12:25.500 They just,

02:12:26.060 they do its bidding,

02:12:27.160 you know.

02:12:29.740 Anyone that doesn't

02:12:30.900 get in line

02:12:31.560 with what it wants

02:12:33.540 is purged

02:12:34.460 and canceled

02:12:35.840 and destroyed.

02:12:37.060 I don't know

02:12:39.080 if you've noticed

02:12:39.720 but there's one way

02:12:42.480 to think now.

02:12:43.960 The right way

02:12:44.860 or else

02:12:46.160 that's new.

02:12:49.260 That's new.

02:12:50.760 And that's the world

02:12:52.200 we're drifting into.

02:12:52.920 So, I mean,

02:12:53.280 it seems extreme

02:12:54.580 but no,

02:12:55.020 that's very deserved.

02:12:55.860 That's where we're at now.

02:12:59.120 It says,

02:12:59.340 all media receives

02:12:59.840 government funding 0.75

02:13:00.320 should be slapped

02:13:00.760 with an affiliated warning

02:13:01.560 so leaders can better

02:13:02.820 recalibrate the truth.

02:13:04.580 But then again,

02:13:05.160 other people

02:13:07.620 that own the newspapers

02:13:08.460 and so on,

02:13:08.980 what agenda do they have?

02:13:10.600 The Washington Post,

02:13:11.740 I think,

02:13:11.940 is owned by Amazon

02:13:12.680 which is owned by Jeff Bezos

02:13:14.180 which is owned by the CIA.

02:13:16.580 You know what I mean?

02:13:21.300 But it's not supposed

02:13:22.600 to be that way.

02:13:23.260 There's supposed to be

02:13:23.880 an independent free press

02:13:25.040 of just regular people

02:13:27.220 and they're just,

02:13:28.340 that's their function

02:13:29.400 is to keep people informed

02:13:31.800 about what's going on

02:13:32.660 so they can make

02:13:33.060 intelligent life choices.

02:13:34.100 They can make

02:13:34.400 the right choices

02:13:35.020 what to do

02:13:35.480 with their future

02:13:36.100 their job

02:13:37.140 how to raise their kids

02:13:38.180 whatever.

02:13:38.720 They know what's going on

02:13:39.800 around them.

02:13:40.320 They have a general lay 0.96

02:13:41.340 of the land

02:13:41.900 within reason

02:13:43.720 to then navigate

02:13:45.960 their life.

02:13:46.300 That's the point

02:13:47.180 and instead of doing that

02:13:48.940 instead of just giving people

02:13:50.540 hey,

02:13:50.960 here's what's going on

02:13:52.080 here's the facts

02:13:53.180 of the day

02:13:53.500 bye

02:13:53.800 do with that

02:13:55.040 with what you will

02:13:55.760 that's how it's supposed to be

02:13:57.320 in a healthy

02:13:58.620 functioning free society

02:13:59.820 where that is ruled

02:14:00.500 by its collective

02:14:01.860 representatives

02:14:03.880 that we all choose

02:14:05.060 this person's good

02:14:06.060 and how it's supposed

02:14:08.040 to work

02:14:08.560 that's necessary

02:14:10.480 because otherwise

02:14:11.700 everyone's going to make

02:14:13.080 really terrible decisions

02:14:14.020 because no one knows

02:14:14.540 what the hell is going on

02:14:15.760 unless they only know

02:14:18.340 what you tell them

02:14:19.020 and now that's not

02:14:19.940 so we don't have

02:14:20.680 that kind of a free press

02:14:21.460 we have a state owned press

02:14:23.180 that receives

02:14:24.500 significant government funding

02:14:26.740 so much so

02:14:27.760 that it wouldn't exist

02:14:28.780 otherwise

02:14:29.080 that's why you're seeing

02:14:29.700 stuff like in CNN

02:14:30.480 they're still laying people off.

02:14:33.880 Oh my god

02:14:35.800 how long has this been on?

02:14:37.700 Oh Jesus Christ

02:14:38.940 I'll have to go back

02:14:40.520 and check

02:14:40.940 that's been a while

02:14:43.580 that's terrible

02:14:44.820 somebody let me know

02:14:47.560 we're going to have to

02:14:48.220 go back in time

02:14:48.960 how did that happen?

02:14:51.760 I think there's a

02:14:52.480 I think there's a hotkey

02:14:53.380 oh that I pressed it

02:14:56.680 good god

02:14:59.220 what a disaster

02:15:01.020 I don't even remember

02:15:02.320 what the hell

02:15:02.700 I was talking about

02:15:03.180 it was good too

02:15:03.900 it was something

02:15:04.860 it was something

02:15:06.040 it was like two minutes

02:15:07.380 what's the last thing

02:15:09.420 anybody remembers?

02:15:11.000 how did that happen?

02:15:13.440 oh I know what happened

02:15:14.680 no I don't

02:15:15.920 I'm just lying

02:15:16.480 I don't think I know

02:15:17.120 what happened

02:15:17.480 it's probably the ghost

02:15:19.820 it could be the ghost

02:15:21.040 who remembers 0.52

02:15:23.720 what the hell

02:15:24.680 I was talking about?

02:15:25.500 what was the last thing

02:15:29.660 I will repeat it

02:15:31.740 I'll repeat it all verbatim

02:15:33.360 CNN

02:15:35.060 it was CNN

02:15:35.960 and the layoffs

02:15:36.720 and everything right?

02:15:37.520 okay

02:15:37.720 alright

02:15:38.640 and then I switched the screen

02:15:39.900 that's what happened

02:15:40.520 and it was muted

02:15:41.360 for some reason

02:15:41.880 from a hotkey

02:15:42.440 that I pressed

02:15:42.900 and they individually

02:15:43.580 applied it

02:15:44.060 long story

02:15:44.840 doesn't matter 1.00

02:15:45.560 quit wasting my fucking time 1.00

02:15:47.160 I know what you're saying 1.00

02:15:48.220 I know

02:15:48.620 I know

02:15:48.960 so he's picking up

02:15:53.340 more security

02:15:53.840 because he fired

02:15:54.560 10% of the staff

02:15:55.480 because they're failing

02:15:56.200 because they don't

02:15:56.720 like in Canada

02:15:57.240 get government funding

02:15:58.360 CBC gets government funding

02:16:00.460 the state media

02:16:01.480 gets a lot of

02:16:02.160 significant government funding

02:16:03.220 so much to the tune

02:16:04.360 that they wouldn't exist otherwise

02:16:05.880 they would be gone

02:16:06.900 because they don't have

02:16:09.720 they're not fulfilling a need

02:16:11.160 they're not giving people

02:16:12.120 the value

02:16:14.440 of what they're supposed to provide

02:16:16.300 that's like going to a fire department

02:16:18.000 and be like

02:16:18.980 hey can you

02:16:19.600 hey bro 1.00

02:16:20.340 my fucking 1.00

02:16:21.120 Fouse is on fire 1.00

02:16:22.360 can you

02:16:23.700 can you put it out

02:16:24.460 they're like

02:16:24.640 no we don't do that

02:16:25.460 we don't do that anymore

02:16:26.900 we just sell

02:16:28.000 Apple iPhone cases

02:16:29.240 we're basically just

02:16:32.080 just an airport kiosk

02:16:33.460 now

02:16:33.580 you can get a belt

02:16:34.240 you want some gum

02:16:35.680 like we're one of those

02:16:36.420 airport kiosks now

02:16:37.600 yeah I know it's supposed

02:16:38.520 to be a fire station

02:16:39.220 but it's not what we do

02:16:40.220 we sell magazines

02:16:42.460 about celebrities

02:16:43.000 and iPhone cases

02:16:44.500 and you want headphones

02:16:45.360 we can sell you those

02:16:46.120 what

02:16:47.120 yeah I'm not coming back here

02:16:49.120 for fire services

02:16:50.260 and you're not allowed

02:16:51.160 to get upset about that

02:16:52.320 and say

02:16:53.240 ah these people

02:16:53.880 are listening to fake news

02:16:55.060 like you're fake news

02:16:56.000 you lie all the time

02:16:57.540 they're not

02:16:58.060 they don't want your kiosk

02:17:00.040 they want to know

02:17:00.800 what the hell is happening

02:17:01.760 and you're not telling them

02:17:02.940 because the advice you give

02:17:05.100 doesn't make sense

02:17:05.920 and it's not even that

02:17:07.300 the news doesn't make sense

02:17:08.380 it's a lot of

02:17:08.860 you know

02:17:09.280 fear and division

02:17:10.720 and hatred

02:17:12.020 and craziness

02:17:13.180 and more fear

02:17:14.100 and more

02:17:14.340 ah

02:17:14.740 no one wants this

02:17:15.980 so they leave

02:17:18.320 and they go somewhere else

02:17:19.780 to get the product

02:17:21.140 that they're looking for

02:17:22.260 which is information

02:17:23.360 and the government's

02:17:25.180 response to this is

02:17:26.120 well we'll just censor

02:17:27.320 everyone else

02:17:28.220 so then they have to

02:17:29.540 take our information

02:17:30.500 no they won't

02:17:31.660 if you have a terrible 1.00

02:17:32.960 fucking restaurant chain 1.00

02:17:34.520 like any 1.00

02:17:39.240 like Tim Hortons

02:17:40.500 and a competitor appears

02:17:45.720 and sells the same thing

02:17:47.580 as you

02:17:48.180 but it's better

02:17:49.640 and cheaper

02:17:52.000 and you don't feel

02:17:54.140 gross about it

02:17:55.080 when you go there

02:17:56.320 you know

02:17:56.800 you don't feel dirty

02:17:57.660 and you don't feel 0.99

02:17:58.480 like a used whore 1.00

02:17:59.220 you know 1.00

02:17:59.840 people are gonna go there

02:18:01.660 instead of where you are

02:18:02.920 that's basic

02:18:03.940 you know

02:18:04.340 so your plan is to

02:18:06.160 well we'll just

02:18:06.700 knock down all those

02:18:07.760 extra business

02:18:08.240 all those other

02:18:08.820 competing businesses 0.59

02:18:09.680 we'll just destroy them 0.99

02:18:11.440 and then they'll have to 1.00

02:18:12.320 come back for my

02:18:13.060 my terrible products

02:18:14.300 nope

02:18:14.920 they're just gonna

02:18:15.860 rebuild the other

02:18:17.000 products because

02:18:17.700 no one wants

02:18:18.380 something that

02:18:19.360 you know

02:18:20.440 isn't what it's

02:18:21.760 supposed to be

02:18:22.440 all you have to do

02:18:25.340 is just tell the truth

02:18:26.340 and tell people

02:18:27.260 what the hell is going on

02:18:28.080 and they can't

02:18:28.820 they've become a

02:18:29.520 propaganda mouthpiece

02:18:30.920 there's no difference

02:18:31.940 it's not

02:18:32.660 it's not the

02:18:33.460 the bulwark

02:18:34.660 against

02:18:35.620 you know

02:18:36.200 the machinations

02:18:36.920 of rich

02:18:37.360 elitist billionaires

02:18:38.380 there's no one

02:18:39.040 watching the walls

02:18:39.940 no one's guarding

02:18:40.640 the gates anymore

02:18:41.620 no one is there

02:18:42.580 keeping an eye on this

02:18:43.720 and saying 1.00

02:18:44.060 where the fuck 0.99

02:18:44.800 is that money going 0.99

02:18:45.780 how did that guy

02:18:47.000 get so rich

02:18:47.980 who are these doctors

02:18:50.920 where did they come from

02:18:51.900 no one is making

02:18:53.040 any moves at all

02:18:53.920 we're just all

02:18:54.480 sitting there

02:18:55.040 eating it up

02:18:57.540 clapping

02:18:57.940 loving it

02:18:58.680 and even worse

02:19:01.680 is that they've made it

02:19:02.500 taboo

02:19:02.860 they've made it

02:19:03.340 you know

02:19:03.600 bad

02:19:04.060 to ask questions

02:19:05.720 if there are journalists

02:19:06.620 if there are people

02:19:07.200 going I'm not so sure

02:19:08.280 about all this

02:19:08.700 ah

02:19:09.400 they chase you

02:19:10.720 out of town

02:19:11.460 anybody dissenting

02:19:13.060 from the narrative

02:19:13.780 is hunted down

02:19:15.000 and destroyed

02:19:15.700 and we're supposed to

02:19:16.900 that proves

02:19:17.840 that they're right

02:19:18.760 oh yeah

02:19:19.820 yeah that proves

02:19:20.900 that your argument

02:19:21.460 is so solid

02:19:22.200 you just had to

02:19:22.780 resort to destruction

02:19:23.760 of your enemies

02:19:24.540 to prove

02:19:25.880 that you were right

02:19:27.620 all along

02:19:28.260 we're just going to 1.00

02:19:29.600 cut all their tongues 1.00

02:19:30.400 and take away 0.99

02:19:30.940 all their weapons

02:19:31.540 and put them all in jail

02:19:32.720 sure Abraham Lincoln

02:19:36.780 sounds great

02:19:37.940 you know

02:19:41.240 and they don't

02:19:42.520 understand why

02:19:42.940 people are mad

02:19:43.500 why is everybody

02:19:44.220 so mad at me

02:19:45.100 I'm the news

02:19:47.040 don't you understand

02:19:48.120 and you know

02:19:48.900 they're all being fired 0.99

02:19:49.640 the dumpster fire 0.99

02:19:52.720 and they'll be

02:19:54.800 bailed out again

02:19:55.600 they'll be bailed out again

02:19:56.760 because that's what

02:19:57.840 they need

02:19:58.120 they need that

02:19:58.720 authoritative mouthpiece

02:20:00.000 can you imagine

02:20:00.920 how quickly

02:20:01.580 and that's really

02:20:02.740 where we are

02:20:03.800 that's where this is

02:20:04.860 now

02:20:05.160 we're in what's called

02:20:08.600 fifth generation warfare

02:20:09.940 and what that means is

02:20:12.140 it's war fighting

02:20:14.240 on a level

02:20:15.260 that is different

02:20:16.580 not superior

02:20:18.900 or inferior

02:20:19.720 it's like

02:20:20.580 think of it

02:20:20.980 like a

02:20:21.460 like a compass

02:20:22.780 you can go north

02:20:24.280 south

02:20:24.580 east west

02:20:25.060 they're just

02:20:25.700 different directions

02:20:26.700 to you know

02:20:28.580 different options

02:20:31.100 one may solve the problem

02:20:34.660 one tool for the job

02:20:35.940 you know what I mean

02:20:36.480 it may make sense

02:20:38.260 to go in there

02:20:38.720 with an army 0.99

02:20:39.120 and just smash everybody 0.98

02:20:40.060 and you know 0.99

02:20:41.120 that may achieve

02:20:41.760 what you want

02:20:42.260 but this

02:20:42.620 this isn't going to work

02:20:43.500 they want

02:20:44.300 control of everybody

02:20:48.300 and you do it

02:20:49.240 in such a way

02:20:49.720 that they ask for it

02:20:50.620 you convince them

02:20:52.820 that they like it

02:20:53.640 that it's good for them

02:20:54.800 and how do you

02:20:55.500 you can do that

02:20:55.980 by scaring them into it

02:20:57.020 that's an old

02:20:57.480 they've been doing this

02:20:58.080 for decades

02:20:58.840 they want you to do something

02:21:00.360 that they know

02:21:01.060 you're not going to want to do

02:21:02.240 but you will

02:21:03.020 if you're afraid enough

02:21:03.940 if you're scared enough

02:21:04.980 you will

02:21:05.700 if you try to

02:21:07.500 introduce airport body scanners

02:21:10.300 the FBI

02:21:11.180 reading your mail

02:21:12.100 your text messages

02:21:13.280 you're listening to you

02:21:14.040 on the phone

02:21:14.360 we all take this for granted

02:21:15.700 like I said earlier

02:21:16.880 what was once insane

02:21:18.460 is now normal

02:21:19.180 and taken for granted

02:21:19.900 there used to be a time

02:21:21.420 when I was alive

02:21:22.320 I'm not an old man

02:21:23.400 but once upon a time

02:21:24.640 it was crazy

02:21:26.100 crazy

02:21:27.580 tinfoil hat

02:21:29.500 you're out of your 1.00

02:21:29.980 fucking mind 1.00

02:21:30.480 where the government's 1.00

02:21:31.520 listening to your phone calls

02:21:32.640 now we all

02:21:33.380 we're all like

02:21:33.960 yeah they are

02:21:34.660 and they admit

02:21:35.580 that they are

02:21:36.060 and the military admits

02:21:37.300 yeah we're doing

02:21:37.820 psychological operations

02:21:38.680 against you too

02:21:39.240 sometimes

02:21:39.720 so

02:21:40.020 you know

02:21:40.800 that level of

02:21:41.760 we've crossed that

02:21:42.780 Rubicon a long time ago

02:21:43.800 and now it's

02:21:44.960 it's normal

02:21:45.380 it's fine

02:21:45.840 it's all fine

02:21:47.040 it's all fine and dandy

02:21:48.320 because it's in here

02:21:51.680 if you're gonna

02:21:52.640 if the goal is power

02:21:53.920 which is the goal

02:21:54.540 of a lot of

02:21:54.980 a lot of war fighting

02:21:55.720 and conquering

02:21:56.260 it's

02:21:56.520 you want something

02:21:57.440 you want some kind of

02:21:58.480 is it money

02:21:59.160 is it land

02:21:59.720 is it gold

02:22:00.040 well they already got

02:22:00.840 all the money

02:22:01.380 they've already got

02:22:03.580 all the land

02:22:04.340 did you understand

02:22:06.740 there's no one left

02:22:08.820 to conquer

02:22:09.400 the global order

02:22:12.460 of things

02:22:13.060 is essentially done

02:22:14.620 like it's over

02:22:16.200 there's a cadre

02:22:17.300 of people

02:22:17.980 at the top

02:22:18.980 that are like

02:22:19.340 well now what do you

02:22:20.000 want to do

02:22:20.400 now what do we do

02:22:22.580 all their enemies

02:22:23.420 are destroyed

02:22:24.000 like well

02:22:25.060 now what

02:22:25.560 you want to

02:22:26.340 enslave everybody

02:22:27.500 or let's just

02:22:28.260 we'll just squeeze

02:22:29.080 every last dollar

02:22:29.900 let's just see how far

02:22:30.620 we'll just ride this

02:22:31.180 till the wheels come off 1.00

02:22:31.960 fuck it 1.00

02:22:36.300 but you can't do it 1.00

02:22:41.320 by force

02:22:41.780 there's so many people

02:22:42.560 how do you really

02:22:44.580 how do you get all these

02:22:45.260 people to do what you want

02:22:46.420 without

02:22:46.660 I mean there's too many

02:22:47.440 we don't have

02:22:47.920 armies are expensive

02:22:49.140 it's a different problem

02:22:50.800 this isn't a small group

02:22:52.160 of people that need 0.83

02:22:52.660 to be destroyed

02:22:53.080 this is everybody 0.83

02:22:53.660 how do we keep them

02:22:55.460 it's in here

02:22:57.360 the mass psychosis

02:22:59.140 it's literally

02:22:59.780 a weapon

02:23:01.000 it's been studied

02:23:01.860 and implemented

02:23:02.820 as a means of control

02:23:04.360 it's a weapon

02:23:04.960 somebody

02:23:07.340 this didn't just happen

02:23:08.340 by accident

02:23:08.980 like oh you know what

02:23:10.200 everybody just seems

02:23:11.260 to be thinking

02:23:11.760 the same thing

02:23:12.360 at the same time

02:23:13.020 about everything

02:23:13.520 all the time

02:23:14.140 is that crazy

02:23:15.400 what a coincidence

02:23:16.720 no that's not

02:23:17.600 a coincidence

02:23:18.120 it's designed

02:23:19.880 that way

02:23:20.600 how did that happen

02:23:22.360 someone did that

02:23:23.200 on purpose

02:23:23.760 why would they do

02:23:25.000 such a thing

02:23:25.600 you see these questions

02:23:26.840 and where they lead

02:23:27.740 it's maximizing efficiency

02:23:33.300 like you would

02:23:34.060 at a farm

02:23:34.660 or a factory

02:23:35.520 cut a little bit here

02:23:37.040 trim a little bit there

02:23:37.980 expand this a little bit

02:23:39.000 tweak that

02:23:39.540 change this

02:23:40.120 move that

02:23:40.380 and you're gonna

02:23:40.940 oh look at that

02:23:41.500 16% increase in profits

02:23:43.260 now what

02:23:44.980 let's try it again

02:23:45.520 and they just keep doing this

02:23:46.600 they're gonna squeeze

02:23:47.500 everybody

02:23:47.860 they'll squeeze this all dry

02:23:48.840 everybody

02:23:49.540 every country

02:23:50.320 is just empty

02:23:50.880 in its pockets

02:23:51.440 right now

02:23:52.040 how much did we pay 0.68

02:23:53.620 for this nonsense 0.57

02:23:54.400 now we're wasting

02:23:55.440 Canada's

02:23:56.120 it happened again

02:23:58.660 how does this keep happening

02:23:59.780 I'm sorry guys

02:24:00.560 I don't know what

02:24:00.940 is doing this

02:24:02.320 let me check something

02:24:06.480 nope

02:24:09.300 it's none of these

02:24:10.360 I don't know

02:24:19.840 I don't know why

02:24:20.300 it's doing that

02:24:20.800 that's an issue

02:24:21.740 is there a button

02:24:23.400 I'm pressing

02:24:23.920 I don't know

02:24:24.400 but sometimes it seems

02:24:25.140 it wants to mute itself

02:24:25.960 where was I get

02:24:26.600 this is terrible

02:24:27.300 this is annoying

02:24:28.580 but hey

02:24:28.880 it's something that happens

02:24:30.560 what the hell

02:24:31.880 was I talking about 0.66

02:24:32.520 somebody

02:24:33.200 talk to me goose

02:24:34.300 I have no idea

02:24:35.160 what's happening

02:24:35.600 we'll get back to it

02:24:38.120 it was about 0.99

02:24:38.680 rich people being dicks 0.99

02:24:40.280 and you know 0.99

02:24:40.720 that kind of stuff

02:24:41.260 I'll get back to it

02:24:43.480 this is terrible

02:24:44.720 what a disaster

02:24:45.720 this is technically

02:24:47.360 what happens though

02:24:48.020 so

02:24:48.400 Godzilla Unchained says

02:24:51.420 assisted suicide

02:24:52.140 helped my grandfather

02:24:53.020 with his erectile

02:24:53.740 dysfunction problem

02:24:54.660 now he has a 30 year

02:24:55.800 younger wife 0.63

02:24:56.280 and everything's

02:24:56.740 working fine

02:24:57.500 I was talking about

02:25:00.300 censorship

02:25:00.720 oh my god

02:25:01.800 that was a way back

02:25:02.720 muted

02:25:05.340 muted

02:25:05.840 yes

02:25:06.520 muted

02:25:06.880 yes

02:25:07.380 thank you

02:25:08.000 Jacob Powell

02:25:09.540 says

02:25:09.820 I listened to you

02:25:11.000 your past rants

02:25:12.040 while you were away

02:25:12.600 often thought about you

02:25:13.380 in that concrete

02:25:13.860 steel correctional

02:25:15.220 I'm so corrected

02:25:16.100 I feel so much better 0.99

02:25:16.840 and the absolute scum 1.00

02:25:17.980 that perverted 1.00

02:25:18.480 the course of justice

02:25:19.220 to put you there

02:25:19.780 merely to cover 0.97

02:25:20.460 their own stink 0.98

02:25:21.120 it's so good 0.53

02:25:22.120 to see you back

02:25:22.780 you're an absolute legend

02:25:23.840 thank you very much sir

02:25:24.680 was it 30 seconds

02:25:26.840 that's so odd

02:25:27.380 I must have

02:25:27.820 pressed something

02:25:28.700 or perhaps it's

02:25:31.020 haunted

02:25:31.760 something's flying around

02:25:33.580 that's a fly

02:25:34.280 oh my god

02:25:35.220 how is it living down here

02:25:36.860 tonight's fights

02:25:39.740 says government

02:25:40.220 probably paying

02:25:41.400 to manipulate

02:25:41.800 messaging

02:25:42.220 like Twitter

02:25:42.820 is one thing

02:25:44.320 using these private

02:25:44.920 corporations

02:25:45.280 to ban free speech

02:25:46.180 is another

02:25:46.540 our laws

02:25:46.960 are literally

02:25:47.280 not keeping up

02:25:48.040 with the tech

02:25:48.480 that is being used

02:25:49.180 against us

02:25:49.580 yeah that's on purpose

02:25:50.240 I mean they could

02:25:50.960 rein this in

02:25:51.920 but they choose not to

02:25:52.740 because they're

02:25:53.900 taking advantage of it

02:25:54.900 some weekends and Tuesday

02:25:56.380 says my only person

02:25:57.120 who started counting

02:25:57.760 firewood

02:25:58.240 when the stream

02:25:58.680 was muted

02:25:59.060 bring back

02:26:02.160 the beachcombers

02:26:02.840 what are you talking

02:26:03.460 about

02:26:03.660 Robert O'Leary

02:26:04.400 says hey

02:26:04.960 so glad you're out

02:26:05.580 I'm shocked

02:26:06.080 that they kept you

02:26:06.940 locked up

02:26:07.260 for over two months

02:26:08.100 over redacted

02:26:10.000 yes of course

02:26:10.840 anyway again

02:26:13.700 so happy you're out

02:26:14.600 take care

02:26:14.900 thank you sir

02:26:15.460 Zamonolita

02:26:16.340 says hey

02:26:16.880 this is my first donation

02:26:17.720 I've been watching you

02:26:18.300 for a while 0.98

02:26:18.800 it's shitty

02:26:19.460 for what you have

02:26:20.140 to go through

02:26:20.620 and I feel like

02:26:21.440 you need

02:26:22.560 every amount

02:26:23.880 of support

02:26:24.320 here's

02:26:24.900 50 for legal fees

02:26:26.200 thank you

02:26:26.560 I appreciate that

02:26:28.060 Billy Bob says

02:26:28.800 when you said

02:26:29.380 jail didn't correct you

02:26:30.320 you weren't lying

02:26:30.960 that mute button

02:26:31.800 is a real piece

02:26:32.400 listen

02:26:33.080 I don't know

02:26:33.760 how it's happening

02:26:34.540 Morgan's been calling me

02:26:38.220 every time it happens

02:26:38.900 I see the phone

02:26:39.380 I'm like what

02:26:39.760 something's wrong

02:26:40.700 if she's calling

02:26:41.140 like oh yeah

02:26:41.840 it's the mute again

02:26:42.600 so it's just

02:26:43.240 thanks babe

02:26:44.760 you're muted again 1.00

02:26:48.620 you fucking idiot 1.00

02:26:49.520 I can't read 1.00

02:26:52.120 I can't count

02:26:53.320 I can't do math 1.00

02:26:54.740 I'm an idiot 1.00

02:26:55.640 all I can do 1.00

02:26:57.540 is sit in this

02:26:58.140 wood pile

02:26:58.720 and yell about things

02:26:59.600 I was talking

02:27:00.280 about censorship

02:27:00.820 I don't know

02:27:01.620 I know they wasted

02:27:02.340 a lot of our 0.98

02:27:02.940 god damn money though 0.98

02:27:03.880 because they don't care 0.99

02:27:05.240 because it's like

02:27:05.940 they're doing it

02:27:06.420 on purpose

02:27:06.780 because I believe

02:27:07.280 that they are

02:27:07.840 a strong

02:27:09.960 middle class

02:27:11.360 citizenry

02:27:12.040 that doesn't really

02:27:13.700 need the government

02:27:14.260 can take good care

02:27:15.120 of itself

02:27:15.580 it's hard to bully

02:27:16.480 people like that

02:27:17.120 around

02:27:17.460 and if you haven't

02:27:18.640 noticed

02:27:18.880 they're really

02:27:19.260 coming down on that

02:27:20.160 they really frown

02:27:21.000 upon that lifestyle

02:27:22.140 and that mindset

02:27:23.840 they really

02:27:24.880 really want you

02:27:25.620 to trust the government

02:27:26.580 and they're starting

02:27:27.260 to get

02:27:27.560 it's like

02:27:28.360 they're getting

02:27:28.640 cranky about

02:27:29.300 asking about it

02:27:30.000 students can be like

02:27:30.900 we're not asking

02:27:31.480 anymore

02:27:31.860 we're telling you

02:27:34.020 we're telling you

02:27:35.560 it's time to

02:27:35.940 trust the government

02:27:37.000 you understand

02:27:37.500 and nobody's

02:27:40.080 a lot of people

02:27:40.900 aren't buying it

02:27:41.400 anymore

02:27:41.680 because these

02:27:44.640 mouthpieces

02:27:45.160 again

02:27:45.480 we all know it

02:27:46.320 the mask has come off

02:27:48.240 we know who you

02:27:48.860 work for

02:27:49.460 you can't lie

02:27:50.860 for years

02:27:51.320 and get away with it

02:27:51.980 and now

02:27:52.260 they don't understand

02:27:52.980 they've lost the public

02:27:53.760 they've lost the narrative

02:27:54.440 everybody's running away

02:27:55.240 oh they're trying

02:27:57.440 to put the scare quotes

02:27:58.320 into

02:27:58.520 don't

02:27:58.800 twitter

02:27:59.400 don't do it

02:28:00.460 it doesn't matter

02:28:00.980 no one cares

02:28:01.660 nobody cares

02:28:02.940 nobody cares

02:28:04.340 nobody's ever cared

02:28:05.160 I don't know why

02:28:06.860 I keep saying that

02:28:07.640 the major public

02:28:10.820 is not buying it

02:28:11.660 they're buying twitter

02:28:12.260 with users signing up

02:28:12.960 to twitter

02:28:13.220 in record numbers

02:28:13.940 a majority support

02:28:14.820 musk's efforts

02:28:15.780 to restore free speech

02:28:16.540 protections

02:28:16.880 and force greater

02:28:17.520 transparency

02:28:17.980 despite an unrelenting

02:28:19.340 counter campaign

02:28:20.180 in the media

02:28:20.720 some of the media

02:28:21.780 claims

02:28:22.340 would meet the very

02:28:24.020 definition of

02:28:24.480 disinformation

02:28:24.920 used by twitter

02:28:25.640 and its allies

02:28:26.080 previously to censor

02:28:26.900 information and

02:28:27.480 discussions

02:28:27.900 indeed

02:28:28.280 the wall street

02:28:28.960 journal has noted

02:28:29.580 that it turns out

02:28:30.300 that the greatest

02:28:31.060 purveyors of

02:28:31.740 disinformation

02:28:32.200 turned out to be

02:28:33.280 former intelligence

02:28:34.400 officials

02:28:35.020 who worked to

02:28:36.260 kill the story

02:28:36.780 before the election 0.92

02:28:37.600 as russian

02:28:38.100 disinformation

02:28:39.060 public seems to be

02:28:40.300 following the old 0.78

02:28:40.880 adage

02:28:41.240 fool me once

02:28:42.140 shame on you 0.77

02:28:42.600 fool me twice 0.99

02:28:43.260 shame on me

02:28:44.140 or if you're

02:28:44.540 george bush

02:28:45.000 fool me once

02:28:45.900 shame on somebody

02:28:47.420 fool me twice

02:28:48.200 I'm not gonna lie

02:28:49.860 man I've been

02:28:50.240 drinking all day

02:28:51.080 I've been drinking

02:28:52.040 since yesterday

02:28:53.040 I haven't gone

02:28:53.700 I haven't slipped

02:28:54.300 I haven't slipped

02:28:55.620 yet

02:28:55.880 I may

02:28:57.540 I may not

02:28:58.080 that's a good

02:29:02.100 tequila

02:29:02.460 Georgia president

02:29:05.200 yeah so they

02:29:11.200 lied

02:29:11.500 you know

02:29:12.060 more and more

02:29:12.620 proof that the

02:29:13.200 lying and the

02:29:13.800 centuries of

02:29:14.140 everything that

02:29:14.620 everyone believed

02:29:15.360 for years is all

02:29:16.580 coming true

02:29:17.140 it's all it's all

02:29:18.800 coming up

02:29:19.080 even even google

02:29:20.580 is fighting against

02:29:21.620 the canadian state

02:29:22.960 google thinks that

02:29:24.500 the laws the

02:29:25.540 canadian state are

02:29:26.060 trying to pass on

02:29:26.620 censorship are too

02:29:27.960 extreme google

02:29:29.080 google thinks this

02:29:30.680 google has

02:29:33.200 accelerated its

02:29:33.900 push to fight

02:29:34.420 legislation currently

02:29:35.180 passing through

02:29:35.680 canadian senate that

02:29:36.300 seeks to regulate

02:29:36.820 online streaming

02:29:37.500 platforms like me

02:29:38.940 hi you guys

02:29:40.160 oh there's glenn

02:29:41.480 the scary freedom

02:29:43.640 convoy sweaters you

02:29:44.440 see that it's

02:29:45.140 basically genocide

02:29:46.260 that sweater is

02:29:49.060 basically basically

02:29:51.460 the colonization of

02:29:52.620 north america

02:29:53.200 happening all over

02:29:54.060 again every person

02:29:55.300 that buys one it's

02:29:56.680 just an entire city

02:29:58.280 of people just wipe 0.99

02:29:59.240 the fuck out get 0.99

02:30:00.760 them greg you tell 1.00

02:30:01.960 them you tell them

02:30:03.160 all about this old

02:30:04.540 for years now

02:30:05.880 under armor project

02:30:07.600 where it has a

02:30:08.340 canadian flag it

02:30:08.900 says freedom which

02:30:09.520 is a money it's a

02:30:10.680 fund it's a it's a

02:30:11.500 movement for veterans

02:30:12.360 but thanks for coming

02:30:14.940 out you're doing

02:30:15.860 great kid you're

02:30:17.780 doing great in its

02:30:20.220 current form bc11

02:30:21.760 would require youtube

02:30:22.660 to manipulate these

02:30:23.520 systems and surface

02:30:24.360 i gotta keep checking

02:30:25.560 the mic now to make

02:30:26.160 sure it's on and

02:30:26.600 surface content

02:30:27.200 according to the

02:30:27.660 crtc's priorities

02:30:28.420 rather than the

02:30:28.940 interest of canadian

02:30:29.560 users put into

02:30:31.400 practice this means

02:30:32.040 that when viewers

02:30:32.560 come onto youtube

02:30:33.620 homepages or serve

02:30:34.380 the content that a

02:30:35.380 canadian government

02:30:36.360 regulator has

02:30:37.440 prioritized rather

02:30:38.980 than the content

02:30:39.760 they're interested in

02:30:40.680 and of course they're

02:30:41.580 going to be using

02:30:42.020 this using this kind 1.00

02:30:43.260 of shit to know it 1.00

02:30:43.960 we're going to 1.00

02:30:45.860 censor everything

02:30:46.560 we want all your

02:30:47.660 guns and we want

02:30:48.680 to control all the

02:30:49.420 information we're

02:30:51.520 paying people to do

02:30:52.460 it and they do it

02:30:53.740 without question

02:30:54.440 even your police

02:30:58.620 hey the police are

02:31:00.120 awarding contracts

02:31:01.160 as you know ties with

02:31:02.220 the chinese communist

02:31:03.140 government who

02:31:03.740 definitely are not

02:31:05.140 they're definitely our

02:31:06.380 friends guys there's

02:31:06.980 nothing to worry about

02:31:07.600 there government did

02:31:09.640 not consider security

02:31:10.380 concerns in bid to

02:31:11.160 build and maintain

02:31:11.800 rcmp radio equipment

02:31:13.260 so good so the

02:31:13.860 chinese are listening

02:31:14.820 to all of our

02:31:15.340 encrypted communications

02:31:16.280 across the police

02:31:16.940 forces that's excellent

02:31:17.740 and uh the government

02:31:19.780 didn't consider any

02:31:20.540 security concerns you

02:31:21.920 know like the ones

02:31:22.660 where how many how

02:31:24.220 many party members

02:31:25.240 was it the liberal

02:31:25.760 party that had almost

02:31:27.200 a dozen wasn't it that

02:31:28.080 were funded by the

02:31:28.880 communist chinese

02:31:29.520 party that that

02:31:32.820 that wasn't an issue

02:31:33.720 what we're really

02:31:34.720 worried about is the

02:31:35.900 truckers who told 1.00

02:31:39.920 this motherfucker who 1.00

02:31:42.180 sent him the 1.00

02:31:43.100 screenshots where

02:31:44.700 where the screenshots

02:31:45.460 go where they come

02:31:46.380 from yes we need an

02:31:50.460 inquiry into that we

02:31:52.560 need to ask about the

02:31:53.520 goat figurine we need

02:31:55.380 to know what's going on

02:31:56.520 there we gotta fight

02:31:58.400 we're gonna stop

02:31:59.180 everything we're having 0.98

02:31:59.840 national fucking 0.98

02:32:00.700 inquiry we're gonna go 1.00

02:32:02.400 get this guy in in jail

02:32:04.260 and drag him out there

02:32:06.000 and we're gonna get to

02:32:06.900 the bottom of this

02:32:07.940 what's that the

02:32:11.880 chinese are putting 1.00

02:32:12.880 people in power in our

02:32:13.900 country just right on

02:32:14.940 it right out in the

02:32:15.420 open okay well we

02:32:18.400 might get to that if we

02:32:19.280 have time but this this

02:32:20.840 is a problem oh my god

02:32:24.560 we're not a serious

02:32:28.160 place it's not a serious

02:32:30.100 country and who's who's

02:32:34.920 gonna hold them to

02:32:35.480 account who's gonna what

02:32:36.640 are they gonna do 0.98

02:32:37.140 we're killing everybody 1.00

02:32:42.000 we're in bed with the 1.00

02:32:43.600 chinese we're a censor 0.83

02:32:45.820 and everything taking

02:32:46.480 all that i mean it's it's

02:32:47.700 gotten comical now

02:32:48.820 it happened again how did

02:32:53.440 okay i'm getting to the

02:32:54.160 bottom of this how did

02:32:55.840 how did it happen what

02:32:58.060 did i click i went from

02:32:59.820 here to i didn't do

02:33:01.500 anything did i do this

02:33:05.020 did you do that was it

02:33:06.220 this one was it this one

02:33:07.860 i don't know i have no

02:33:10.200 idea why that's

02:33:10.860 happening

02:33:11.160 this is brutal this is

02:33:16.340 like a ghost story i'm

02:33:18.000 not touching anything and

02:33:19.500 somehow it just decides 1.00

02:33:20.800 hey you know what fuck 1.00

02:33:21.940 you fuck you i haven't 1.00

02:33:23.520 been able to do this to 1.00

02:33:24.120 you for a while so i'm

02:33:24.660 just gonna randomly short

02:33:25.560 out inopportune times and

02:33:27.180 i'm just gonna have to

02:33:27.760 constantly look at the

02:33:28.580 monitor the whole time or

02:33:31.560 else it'll be true are

02:33:32.340 you philip are you doing

02:33:33.220 that somebody's doing

02:33:33.780 this i'm not pressing

02:33:36.660 when alt k i'm not i'm

02:33:38.020 literally pressing one of

02:33:38.740 my hands is on the screen

02:33:39.680 no one's on the mouse and

02:33:40.780 i'm just talking i'm

02:33:41.860 talking and maybe my

02:33:43.080 voice is so it's bad you

02:33:44.620 know maybe it's just is

02:33:45.500 like i can't i can't do

02:33:46.960 it anymore so i won't

02:33:48.940 um

02:33:49.420 deanna all one says hope

02:33:53.060 you got my letter in

02:33:53.760 there i chuckle myself

02:33:54.520 thinking of the monitoring

02:33:55.380 of the what is politics

02:33:56.700 joke hope you enjoyed

02:33:58.020 though i did i did get

02:33:58.860 your letter thank you i

02:33:59.680 remember yours um i don't

02:34:01.820 understand this mute this

02:34:02.980 is a terrible it's a

02:34:04.220 travesty vicky lynn says

02:34:06.020 muted again thank you i

02:34:06.800 know i know i know i

02:34:08.580 know i need a light that

02:34:09.320 comes on

02:34:09.780 how do you get to the

02:34:11.080 bottom of this scar diddly

02:34:13.020 says ah now we're home

02:34:14.020 just wouldn't be the same

02:34:14.860 without a good old mute

02:34:15.520 session yeah it's not

02:34:16.500 it's not on purpose i don't

02:34:20.700 understand it

02:34:21.420 it's the cirques it's always

02:34:23.660 the cirques it probably is it

02:34:24.880 usually is

02:34:25.480 running down we're running

02:34:26.780 down out of time we're

02:34:27.460 right on time we got a

02:34:28.340 few minutes left

02:34:28.940 just no more i don't know

02:34:31.940 why it's doing this and i

02:34:34.220 wish i could i wish i could

02:34:35.320 understand why because it

02:34:36.940 always seems to happen i'm in

02:34:38.280 the middle of a tangent and i

02:34:39.740 i don't know i don't know

02:34:43.500 where that went

02:34:44.020 i don't know where my own

02:34:47.380 sanity went i don't know where

02:34:48.140 anything went

02:34:48.820 assisted suicide

02:34:56.940 you got 0.91

02:35:00.340 is he going he's yay now

02:35:02.760 that's his name

02:35:03.620 he's got the mask i don't what

02:35:06.560 is he doing and there's alex

02:35:07.900 jones in a lizard mask i'm like 1.00

02:35:09.520 what in the fuck 0.99

02:35:10.700 that's one of the first things i 0.99

02:35:11.740 see when i get out

02:35:12.420 what is happening

02:35:14.220 it's like you fall asleep

02:35:19.200 through an episode of lost you

02:35:20.580 remember that show

02:35:21.220 and you wake up and you're like

02:35:23.760 how much how much of this show

02:35:24.900 did i miss and you're like i don't

02:35:25.940 know 15 minutes

02:35:26.740 15 minutes

02:35:28.120 who is that guy what what is

02:35:30.820 going on

02:35:31.680 it's just like you know

02:35:34.460 you can't look away

02:35:36.200 you can't look away

02:35:38.060 actually not too much has changed

02:35:41.360 but uh it is it is there's a lot

02:35:43.200 of wild stuff going on that you

02:35:44.420 wouldn't believe

02:35:44.980 well you wouldn't believe it with

02:35:46.160 your own eyes

02:35:46.860 i'm clicking around you know what

02:35:49.400 it must be something on this

02:35:50.560 mouse

02:35:50.780 what if i did this is that it no

02:35:52.300 is that it no

02:35:53.200 maybe it's a button on the mouse

02:35:54.700 this could explain everything

02:35:55.880 watson this could be

02:35:57.460 this could be the ticket

02:35:58.660 nope it's not the mouse buttons

02:36:00.020 was it one of this one

02:36:00.840 is it that one

02:36:01.400 nope i just turned the lights

02:36:03.380 on my keyboard off somehow

02:36:04.940 though

02:36:05.180 i don't understand how any of

02:36:07.920 this work we're just going to

02:36:08.560 continue i'm not going to

02:36:09.600 pretend like i can manipulate

02:36:10.580 any of this technology and make

02:36:11.580 this less embarrassing that

02:36:12.580 can't possibly happen so we're

02:36:14.040 just gonna

02:36:14.320 we're just gonna go ahead and

02:36:16.680 get out of here

02:36:17.100 in a minute once i figure it

02:36:19.120 out

02:36:19.760 has your youtuber self-muted

02:36:26.200 made might be for you

02:36:27.580 it could be

02:36:28.920 i don't understand

02:36:30.380 i'm so mad

02:36:31.580 they were good

02:36:32.400 i don't even remember what i was

02:36:33.420 saying and i'll never know

02:36:34.620 it's lost to the ether

02:36:35.680 i'm so paranoid every time i

02:36:38.320 change windows

02:36:38.900 something to do with like moving

02:36:40.080 windows around it

02:36:40.800 it seems to do it

02:36:41.600 i don't know why

02:36:42.480 is there a button

02:36:43.980 can i

02:36:44.320 i don't know

02:36:45.040 i must be pricing something

02:36:47.760 i don't know what's going on

02:36:48.600 somebody it's philip it's got

02:36:50.220 to be

02:36:50.460 it's got to be

02:36:51.860 another nod to the end of

02:36:53.300 the empire

02:36:53.780 now we're um

02:36:56.000 so desperate

02:36:57.780 permanent residents can now

02:37:03.380 apply to join the army that's

02:37:04.360 not a good thing guys

02:37:05.320 what do you say do you say i'm

02:37:08.240 saying that you don't even have

02:37:09.360 enough of your own native son

02:37:10.680 population your own boys and

02:37:12.160 girls that 1.00

02:37:12.640 you know grew up and live here

02:37:14.140 and and are and value the

02:37:15.620 country and you know you

02:37:16.580 don't even have enough of

02:37:17.360 them to fill you the ranks of

02:37:18.320 your own military because that

02:37:19.780 few of them want anything to do

02:37:21.780 with it

02:37:22.160 that is a terrible sign and

02:37:24.120 that's a that's the sign of

02:37:25.160 decline that is a sign of a

02:37:26.640 of a nation of a city of

02:37:27.980 whatever

02:37:28.500 of an institution in decay in

02:37:30.980 entropy it's on the way out

02:37:32.300 this is what you know the

02:37:34.060 romans did this you know tried

02:37:35.180 to bolster their their their

02:37:36.680 their problems with that we'll

02:37:37.660 just let anybody in

02:37:38.620 yeah lowering standards and

02:37:41.560 just letting you know it's not

02:37:42.760 good it's not a good sign this

02:37:43.700 isn't a good development and

02:37:44.700 why would they want to why

02:37:46.820 would they want to there's so

02:37:47.760 many reasons and they want to

02:37:48.740 say oh it's because of the

02:37:49.620 it's all of the sex scandals

02:37:50.900 that's what it is and it's a

02:37:52.140 it's because of the vaccine

02:37:53.500 issue yeah some of it some of

02:37:55.040 it probably but there's a bit

02:37:56.560 of reputation that's been

02:37:57.580 developing for a number of 0.99

02:37:58.520 years now that it sucks and 0.99

02:38:02.160 you treat people horribly and 0.98

02:38:04.600 it's become a woke nightmare

02:38:06.180 factory and you're trying to

02:38:10.040 change the culture into the and 0.75

02:38:11.720 the opposite of the kinds of

02:38:15.420 things that you know men like

02:38:20.040 and women and people like that 1.00

02:38:21.180 want to do they want to be

02:38:22.440 warriors and join a warrior

02:38:23.520 institution and you're turning

02:38:25.360 it into a political correctness

02:38:26.820 factory

02:38:27.260 somebody says the tab button

02:38:31.260 nope that ain't it either try again

02:38:35.040 daddy we don't know

02:38:35.880 well we don't know what it is

02:38:38.580 you know

02:38:39.640 that's

02:38:43.400 that the target demographic

02:38:46.620 they're trying to please see and

02:38:48.220 I don't care if you don't you

02:38:49.180 don't like it this is how it is

02:38:50.340 there's a certain people that

02:38:52.280 join the military

02:38:53.100 and and want to be you know

02:38:55.080 combat troops and so on they're

02:38:56.320 just that's just how it is and if

02:38:57.820 you want people to fill those

02:38:58.760 positions you need to target and

02:39:00.120 appeal to them to want to join you

02:39:02.040 what you're doing is pandering to

02:39:03.740 a woke mob to to the to the

02:39:06.060 times to the zeitgeist of

02:39:07.620 everything has to be you know 0.96

02:39:09.200 fake and gay you know and those 1.00

02:39:12.040 people that you're trying to 0.99

02:39:13.580 please are never going to join

02:39:16.000 the military they are never

02:39:17.740 going to have anything to do with

02:39:19.060 it so you're not getting the

02:39:20.880 you're alienating the people that

02:39:22.620 would want it and chasing after

02:39:24.560 the people that don't want

02:39:25.600 anything to do with it you have a

02:39:28.060 recruiting crisis you have an

02:39:29.140 nutrition problem when they've

02:39:30.120 been covering up for years that

02:39:31.900 now is becoming painfully obvious

02:39:33.540 to everyone just another sign of

02:39:35.880 the times our mission stockpile

02:39:37.780 gone we gave all of our weapons

02:39:39.220 away fired it all into all into

02:39:42.100 the abyss all into another yet

02:39:43.700 another quagmire war that's only

02:39:46.060 meant to wage you know make money

02:39:47.920 it's a it's a war for profit it's a

02:39:49.920 it's a giant bloodbath laundromat 0.98

02:39:52.900 everybody's cleaning money over

02:39:54.240 there it's an event it's a whole

02:39:55.460 event it's not real in the sense

02:39:57.820 that there's like real back and

02:40:00.240 forth it's it's all totally

02:40:01.880 they're milking it for everything

02:40:05.760 it's worth and hundreds of

02:40:08.260 thousands millions of people are

02:40:09.400 going to die in the process of

02:40:10.460 this and this isn't a new thing

02:40:12.040 this isn't something that that is

02:40:13.820 new this is something that they

02:40:15.500 always do this is a product of the

02:40:17.660 symptoms of the system this is how

02:40:19.340 it works do you remember Iraq and

02:40:22.240 Syria and Libya and Somalia and

02:40:25.980 Afghanistan and we've been running

02:40:27.860 around just all the time and now all

02:40:32.840 of a sudden oh my god war we have

02:40:34.480 to we have to sacrifice our own

02:40:36.380 blood and treasure and money we're

02:40:37.500 sending people off to go die in this

02:40:38.900 place you know which is illegal

02:40:40.700 technically you're being a war

02:40:41.860 tourist I think I've talked about

02:40:42.760 this before it's not really a an

02:40:44.300 ethical or illegal thing to do in a

02:40:45.860 lot of sense and we're encouraging

02:40:49.200 it and acting like all of a sudden oh

02:40:52.320 my god how can someone just invade a

02:40:53.840 country start going well we've been

02:40:55.080 doing it for 20 years and nobody had a

02:40:57.220 problem then so I feel like you're

02:40:59.800 little disingenuous about this this

02:41:01.760 this whole outrage and we must 0.98

02:41:03.960 protect Ukraine like drug addicts are 0.99

02:41:08.220 you a drug addict why are they so 0.99

02:41:12.520 obsessed with it you know well we know

02:41:15.480 a lot of people know why and it's that

02:41:19.300 easy you just put it on the television

02:41:21.220 just make everybody this is what you

02:41:23.420 care about now and it's proof that

02:41:25.620 the the the the the system is that it

02:41:28.800 can make you care about whatever it

02:41:30.520 wants you can you can believe that's

02:41:33.660 how you know people are brainwashed

02:41:34.920 they can believe simultaneously opposing

02:41:37.260 things and it not a doesn't faze them

02:41:40.780 they can be pro you know war in you

02:41:44.600 know yeah we defend the Russians from 1.00

02:41:46.980 Ukraine and at the same time be like 0.99

02:41:48.340 how dare we bomb Syria like what 1.00

02:41:50.820 none of it makes sense especially the

02:41:59.160 last couple of years and they've just

02:42:00.740 proven that like hey watch I can just 1.00

02:42:02.140 jingle my keys and these idiots will do 1.00

02:42:03.420 anything 1.00

02:42:03.720 and and and they're trying to like

02:42:13.200 destroy any

02:42:15.700 anything anything that that rhymes with

02:42:21.380 the idea of of you know strong men

02:42:25.060 saying no

02:42:25.960 it seems to be the ultimate fear across

02:42:31.460 the land is a bunch of strong guys

02:42:33.900 being like nope we're not doing this 0.98

02:42:35.660 fuck you anything that even 1.00

02:42:38.120 drifts that way is viewed with 1.00

02:42:42.020 suspicion and fear and all it's it's

02:42:44.120 toxic masculine they've got James

02:42:45.920 Cameron the director of Terminator

02:42:47.740 you know says that testosterone is a

02:42:52.240 is a toxin toxic masculinity is you

02:42:54.840 know that's that's what it is I always

02:42:56.120 think of testosterone as a toxin that

02:42:57.480 you have to slowly work out of your

02:42:58.480 system he said hey guy testosterone

02:43:01.840 built civilization okay it it it

02:43:05.240 conquered wild animals it braved the

02:43:07.540 ocean the unknown it climbed mountains

02:43:09.600 it did you know that competitive it

02:43:13.960 that that you know that's it that's

02:43:15.820 pretty critical it's definitely not a

02:43:17.060 toxin it's been keeping us alive as a

02:43:20.060 civilization as a people for quite a

02:43:21.680 long time so what are you suggesting

02:43:23.280 we all just oh yes another yet another

02:43:25.800 celebrity another Hollywood personnel

02:43:28.340 people don't talk about very often

02:43:31.200 you know the average man's

02:43:32.180 testosterone level now is a but 40%

02:43:35.020 lower than it was in 1980 that's a lot

02:43:39.560 that's a lot coincidentally we also

02:43:42.960 have entire generations of really

02:43:44.460 depressed soft guys that just want to 0.94

02:43:46.700 blow the brains out and give up and 0.92

02:43:47.960 all this kind of thing and you've got 0.99

02:43:52.360 you know it's not good no is it not

02:43:56.920 not this time it's not a good thing

02:44:01.260 did it mute again I don't Jesus Christ

02:44:04.040 I gotta keep an eye on this it did mute

02:44:09.780 again how how did it this is crazy is

02:44:13.340 there something on the I don't know I

02:44:17.180 don't know what to tell you guys this is

02:44:18.760 weird anyway it's like there's a mission

02:44:24.800 and there's a there's a plan and

02:44:26.360 there's or there's a there's an

02:44:28.200 instinct to really beat up on men and

02:44:30.440 traditional masculinity and that kind of

02:44:32.040 and it's all just viewed with suspicion

02:44:34.740 and and and derision and like it's a

02:44:37.100 bad bad thing do you really do you

02:44:43.900 really imagine like a feminized

02:44:45.440 agreeable kind of like buckbroken

02:44:48.540 society is going to resist any kind of

02:44:50.580 bad this is alarming and it's not just

02:44:54.220 him there's a there's an attitude of

02:44:55.440 this on top of that you've got I'm sure

02:45:00.640 it's obviously not any different Canada

02:45:15.440 it happened again how is this happening

02:45:19.440 oh I know no I'm not something I'm doing

02:45:24.260 with the I don't know this is weird I don't

02:45:28.660 know how to solve this problem I'll have

02:45:30.800 to just hold I need to hire somebody to

02:45:32.140 just click this all the time just sit here

02:45:34.200 Morgan just sit here and just and do

02:45:37.180 nothing well that's basically what she is 1.00

02:45:38.300 doing she's calling me every time and I

02:45:40.200 don't know what's going on I don't know

02:45:41.880 what's going on keep losing my place here

02:45:44.860 hopefully this it's almost over sir we're

02:45:46.840 almost done 80% of anti-government

02:45:49.560 domestic terror cases just so happen to

02:45:50.960 be investigating you know right-wing

02:45:53.020 people mega mega terrorists and

02:45:56.300 Republicans 80% of it just so happens to

02:45:58.700 be that way the government are you know

02:46:02.600 they're using the security state now to

02:46:06.120 crush political opposition as creepy as

02:46:10.880 it is to think about and consider you

02:46:12.620 know the communist manifesto it's

02:46:17.140 undeniable what's changing and the and

02:46:20.620 the trends and things that it's changing

02:46:22.320 into

02:46:22.720 so they'll say you have an you know an 0.91

02:46:30.380 extreme opinion or you're crazy or

02:46:32.440 something because you know people are 0.61

02:46:34.140 making you know comparisons to communist

02:46:36.200 China Soviet Union Nazi Germany all this

02:46:38.660 all this kind of stuff is the control

02:46:39.780 button it is the control button Carl

02:46:43.080 Stenbeck figured it out I must have 0.99

02:46:44.720 just so ever just it there we fuck 1.00

02:46:48.320 cheers to you Carl you did it you 0.99

02:46:53.620 actually did it that's that's another

02:46:56.200 mystery solved I almost said one there

02:46:57.600 for a second but I lost it I gotta

02:46:58.980 finish this

02:46:59.780 completely forgot what I was talking

02:47:02.720 about I got so excited with the mute

02:47:06.060 button Carl does need to be promoted

02:47:07.460 that was I talking about he's the king

02:47:12.320 of technology I'm waiting for somebody

02:47:16.680 somebody somebody remembers what I was

02:47:18.300 saying no more no more of this praise

02:47:24.980 Carl yes Carl is the hero of the evening

02:47:27.060 Carl someone tell me I honestly I don't

02:47:34.900 remember I was talking about something

02:47:35.980 and I lost it

02:47:37.160 something about something

02:47:40.480 somebody remember I swear to God

02:47:44.420 no one remembers no one's even listening

02:47:47.300 everyone you're all just hammered out of

02:47:48.580 your minds 1.00

02:47:49.060 communist manifesto thank you fuck I had to 1.00

02:47:51.100 go to entropy always reliable entropy 1.00

02:47:53.060 entropy stream dot live slash raging

02:47:54.480 distant that's the that's the good one

02:47:56.240 it's the one we like

02:47:57.260 right it's it's undeniable that if

02:48:02.220 what's happening the trends at least

02:48:04.100 and you can argue over people are doing

02:48:06.080 it on purpose if it's some kind of

02:48:08.320 centralized plan is it just human

02:48:09.740 instincts is this what happens when

02:48:10.980 people get out of control with power

02:48:12.460 they just generally trend towards doing

02:48:15.120 this kind of behavior I don't know and

02:48:16.980 I don't care and it doesn't matter

02:48:19.200 because the results are the same and

02:48:23.300 when it's not unreasonable and it's not

02:48:26.200 ridiculous and crazy when you're when

02:48:28.840 your government starts doing alarming 0.99

02:48:30.180 things that it doesn't normally you didn't

02:48:31.680 normally used to do it's it's like

02:48:33.860 starting a drug addiction you're like

02:48:37.380 hey I'm gonna try some heroin today just a

02:48:42.060 little tiny bit I'm gonna I'm gonna try

02:48:46.060 out I'm gonna try out painkillers for a

02:48:47.820 while see what happens like this is not

02:48:50.280 gonna end well there's no reason to do

02:48:52.140 that like you're starting to do alarming

02:48:54.440 things that set up a trend a pattern of

02:48:59.420 behavior that many times unfortunately

02:49:03.200 people have been writing stuff down for

02:49:04.860 a long time so you know we have a

02:49:07.880 record when people start doing these

02:49:09.620 kinds of things and saying the things

02:49:10.880 you're saying you know and dress in a

02:49:13.040 certain way not literally but you know

02:49:14.480 what I mean the signs are there that

02:49:16.480 hey you're drifting into authoritarian you 0.99

02:49:19.140 know communist crazy you want to control 0.97

02:49:21.140 information you're trying to centralize 0.96

02:49:23.400 the production of food these are

02:49:25.180 written down right right in there it's

02:49:26.840 like here's basically how you enslave

02:49:28.480 everyone this is what you need to do

02:49:30.060 you got to control the information you

02:49:32.080 got to censor your political opposition

02:49:33.440 you got to outlaw them you got to

02:49:34.620 control the means of production food

02:49:36.540 especially you need to disarm the

02:49:38.320 citizens and make them afraid of some

02:49:41.640 kind of outside enemy done done there's

02:49:45.760 not what are they gonna do they can't

02:49:47.100 even talk to each other information's

02:49:48.880 controlled what are they gonna do go on 0.99

02:49:51.160 strike we'll starve them to death we 0.98

02:49:52.500 have all the food what are they gonna 1.00

02:49:53.780 shoot they're disarmed they're fucked 1.00

02:49:56.320 they have to do whatever we tell them 1.00

02:49:58.140 to do they're completely controlled so

02:50:01.100 you know I'm just saying it's alarming

02:50:05.240 and when you have a you know a

02:50:06.660 government that's run by the the

02:50:08.040 kinds of people that like to trample

02:50:10.040 people with horses and and lie about it

02:50:12.640 and you know fund illegal wars and lie

02:50:16.560 about it and get caught in in scandal

02:50:20.340 after scandal and lie about it when

02:50:22.840 those people start saying hey I'm gonna

02:50:25.120 I'm gonna take out a loan from the

02:50:27.140 power bank how much will that be sir oh

02:50:30.880 all of it please I would like all of

02:50:33.120 the social capital I would like to

02:50:35.120 control I would like to essentially I

02:50:37.200 have an idea of what God must feel like

02:50:39.420 I want to get as much power as I can be

02:50:41.600 as close to as as close as I can can I

02:50:44.180 do that is that enough power I really

02:50:48.660 think I need it well to keep you safe

02:50:52.200 of course listen if I don't have extreme

02:50:55.060 ultimate power over your very being

02:50:57.060 you'll never be safe you need me to be

02:51:00.600 safe don't you want to be safe I know

02:51:03.980 you want to be safe or else something

02:51:06.920 bad might happen and a society full of 0.95

02:51:09.520 dumbed-down you know everybody's on 0.99

02:51:12.040 drugs everybody's miserable everybody's 1.00

02:51:13.600 distracted everybody's numbed out

02:51:14.780 everybody's it's all it's just again

02:51:17.060 is it on purpose is it a plan is it

02:51:18.740 just criminals taking advantage of a of

02:51:20.240 a sick system I don't know doesn't

02:51:22.560 matter because it's happening how the

02:51:24.320 wolf get into the pasture and why is 1.00

02:51:25.760 it how is it eating the shit I don't 0.99

02:51:27.120 know but it is we should do something 1.00

02:51:28.620 about that worry about that shit later 0.99

02:51:30.300 can argue about it later all day long 1.00

02:51:32.520 how did the wolf get in here who

02:51:34.340 let how what's going doesn't matter

02:51:36.100 let's save the let's save the farm

02:51:38.240 first then we'll then we'll discuss you

02:51:40.920 know who sabotaged everything because

02:51:45.000 you know we're we're not doing good 0.85

02:51:48.320 we're not doing great kid it's a sick

02:51:51.000 world

02:51:51.480 and we're being exploited more than

02:51:58.060 any time in history and in a time like

02:52:01.080 this everyone is being instructed to

02:52:02.640 fight each other and focus on anything

02:52:03.960 else but that I look anywhere else but

02:52:06.520 right here don't don't don't look up

02:52:08.620 ever just look at your feet blame your

02:52:11.620 neighbor be mad at this person orange 0.99

02:52:13.880 man bad Putin man bad Russian man bad 0.52

02:52:17.260 there's always a new thing to be

02:52:18.460 worried about and focus on don't pay

02:52:19.820 any attention to your declining

02:52:21.160 standard of living don't pay any

02:52:22.760 attention to the fact that you have to

02:52:23.960 work harder and longer for less than

02:52:26.300 ever in history in the Western world

02:52:28.180 anyway and as the the the prospects and

02:52:31.120 options for your future prosperity just

02:52:33.380 dwindle and go down the tube pay no

02:52:35.240 attention to any of that that's just

02:52:36.940 your imagination here here's some 0.62

02:52:39.240 celebrity nonsense to look at those 1.00

02:52:43.240 people telling you that it's all bullshit 1.00

02:52:44.520 don't listen to them they're far right 1.00

02:52:46.360 extreme they're Nazis yeah the super 0.52

02:52:48.220 villains we put on TV all the time

02:52:49.700 they're that get them get them it's

02:52:55.940 crazy it's crazy they all turn us

02:52:58.620 against each other for what over what

02:53:03.980 it's so easy the TV can just do that to

02:53:06.920 you

02:53:07.260 the amount of control they have over

02:53:14.080 people is is wild they'll just believe

02:53:18.480 anything and they seem to be getting

02:53:22.840 away with quite a lot so yeah I find

02:53:24.360 it concerning when when those are the

02:53:25.760 people that are they're asking for

02:53:26.680 all kinds of all kinds of power all

02:53:28.040 kinds of amendments all kinds of

02:53:29.020 changes all kinds of access to you

02:53:30.520 your life your friends your family

02:53:31.780 your finances your future your very

02:53:34.180 dreams itself they want to start

02:53:35.860 putting implants in your but what's

02:53:38.040 the Neuralink thing that Musk is

02:53:39.380 coming out with yeah sign me up for 1.00

02:53:41.080 that let's put a chip in my fucking 1.00

02:53:43.920 brain I'll be like a cyborg it'll be 1.00

02:53:46.940 so cool oh yeah nothing could go wrong

02:53:49.320 there

02:53:49.700 it's a it's a it's a whole other

02:53:54.760 crazy world of madness I mean it's it's

02:53:59.620 just in general I could go on and on

02:54:01.460 about all these different specific

02:54:02.560 things that are happening but it it's

02:54:07.640 the same theme it is the centralization

02:54:10.400 of power there is a group of 0.99

02:54:14.100 assholes whatever you want to call 1.00

02:54:17.540 them all over the book and they're 1.00

02:54:23.760 taking everything they're just gonna

02:54:26.640 take it well they got nothing else to

02:54:27.980 do it's like a predator it just eats

02:54:30.460 it's just what it does we're not

02:54:36.040 trending in a direction of like things

02:54:38.140 are getting better everything's just

02:54:39.360 it's like you can feel you can

02:54:41.580 almost feel the noose tightening

02:54:42.980 even people that don't pay any

02:54:49.620 attention are starting to feel

02:54:50.820 nervous and uneasy right and the thing

02:54:56.460 with it you know they're doing the gun

02:54:57.640 ban as well the scary part about that

02:55:00.880 they're acting like again these people

02:55:03.060 are ineffective their lobbyists are

02:55:04.180 ineffective because they don't have the

02:55:05.240 courage to talk about what the real

02:55:06.580 reason is private firearm ownership is

02:55:09.060 important in a free society the reason

02:55:11.800 the number one reason that no one

02:55:13.320 will admit or say out loud even though

02:55:14.680 we all know it's true is to protect

02:55:16.600 yourselves is to protect people's

02:55:18.540 private property their person their

02:55:19.780 life their livelihood from threats

02:55:22.000 including the state which is arguably

02:55:24.440 the greatest threat because I mean

02:55:26.960 gangsters and people robbing your

02:55:28.840 house and so on that's that's one

02:55:30.160 thing right that's a problem that can

02:55:31.820 be dealt with but what do you do when

02:55:33.220 the government is the gangster and the

02:55:34.660 robber and the criminal what do you do

02:55:37.980 you just you're just a victim now so is

02:55:41.640 it surprising that this this apparatus

02:55:43.560 is like hey disarm yourselves so I can

02:55:46.080 exploit you more it's the old saying is

02:55:48.200 that you know they want to take people's

02:55:49.640 you know they would take people's guns

02:55:51.180 away because they're afraid that you'll

02:55:52.580 want to shoot them for what they want to

02:55:53.720 do next 1.00

02:55:54.220 there is no logical read there is no

02:55:59.740 logical argument for this there's no

02:56:02.060 there's no data or stats to support

02:56:04.180 that this is going to do anything at

02:56:05.640 all to curb you know violence or make

02:56:07.680 anything safer what it not a not an iota

02:56:10.340 nothing nothing at all it's just simply

02:56:12.980 and always been about the centralization

02:56:14.440 of power and the government wants a

02:56:15.800 monopoly on violence in case it wants to

02:56:17.680 use it it knows it can hurt you and you

02:56:19.180 can't hurt it back that's very scary it's

02:56:21.720 very scary when people want to pursue

02:56:23.160 that pursue that idea I think only I

02:56:27.100 should have all the guns oh yeah well

02:56:29.980 you've done such a good job already why

02:56:32.320 not you I trust you I trust you you 0.99

02:56:36.680 wouldn't lie to me you crazy old scally 1.00

02:56:39.360 wag you crazy old scally wag I'll admit I 1.00

02:56:42.700 gotta get out of here in a second but 0.99

02:56:44.320 there's one thing left and I'm not sure

02:56:46.860 what it is we had a mystery but Carl

02:56:49.240 solved it Carl solved the

02:56:51.660 mystery before we even had him it what 1.00

02:56:54.520 an asshole now everyone should be mad 1.00

02:56:56.400 at Carl 1.00

02:56:56.940 damn you Carl see things happen faster 1.00

02:57:03.640 you flip-flop one minute you're a hero 1.00

02:57:04.980 the next minute everyone's pissed you

02:57:06.880 ruin the mystery you got to be careful

02:57:09.340 the super chance they're not hey you

02:57:11.220 could end up co-creating an invisible

02:57:13.520 country that ends up you know being

02:57:16.380 discussed the image this was discussed

02:57:18.160 at the emergencies act this this son of a 1.00

02:57:22.520 bitch get a good look get a good look 1.00

02:57:24.800 at him this was brought up numerous 1.00

02:57:27.040 times numerous times at the highest

02:57:30.380 levels of discussion in the name about

02:57:33.740 the nation's future I'm not making this

02:57:36.120 up Philip was mentioned numerous times to

02:57:40.300 the commissioner to the to the witnesses

02:57:43.080 the lawyers and all this this is what

02:57:44.880 we we had to talk about Philip the

02:57:47.820 time-traveling narcotics addicted goat

02:57:50.220 at the emergencies act inquiry of Canada

02:57:53.460 when it declared martial law on my

02:57:55.820 imagination that needed to be discussed 0.97

02:57:58.940 in real fucking life we now live in a 0.98

02:58:02.100 world where that happened and it can 0.99

02:58:03.220 never be undone that's the that's the

02:58:07.680 country

02:58:08.060 it's a dark comedy

02:58:16.000 it's I don't know what to think about

02:58:19.940 it

02:58:20.160 I feel like I mean I could do them but

02:58:26.900 I've just I've done that one so many

02:58:28.680 I need a I need a good one somebody give

02:58:32.360 me a good one how does Philip feel

02:58:34.280 though

02:58:34.560 it's happy happy that I'm happy

02:58:38.260 that I'm back

02:58:38.700 come on somebody's got to have

02:58:42.120 something some weekends and Tuesday

02:58:44.380 says ceases agent is hitting the

02:58:45.580 remote mute button

02:58:46.460 well good god you guys the

02:58:48.880 dispervity of some of these

02:58:50.180 well redacted to redacted's Twitter

02:58:54.140 profile when he's supposed to be

02:58:55.640 monitoring us for deck yeah yeah it's

02:58:59.480 a lot to keep track it's a lot to keep

02:59:00.620 track of it's very serious it's totally

02:59:02.640 worth the money it's not ten million

02:59:04.340 dollars that I haven't spent they

02:59:05.980 haven't spent tens of millions of

02:59:07.200 dollars monitoring me and you guys

02:59:08.800 and doing wiretaps and following

02:59:09.800 people around

02:59:10.340 it's all gonna pay off someday I know

02:59:14.700 it any minute now we'll find Osama 0.51

02:59:16.900 he's got to be somewhere

02:59:18.600 muted for old time's sake I know I know

02:59:23.940 it's just now I now I know though so

02:59:26.940 really Carl it's a wash you did ruin

02:59:29.160 the mystery but you didn't you know

02:59:31.760 we are free of the mute button

02:59:33.000 problem so that's that's good all in

02:59:36.920 all want so no no one no one praise

02:59:39.160 Carl but no one hate him either

02:59:40.240 Carl's he's doing okay one for one

02:59:43.080 isn't bad it's a tough crowd

02:59:44.440 let me make sure I didn't miss

02:59:50.500 anything I want it there you go three

02:59:52.220 hour that was fast hey it does time

02:59:58.940 flies when you're having fun when

03:00:00.220 you're reminiscing about you know jail

03:00:02.140 and the the destruction of

03:00:03.940 civilization and all that nonsense it

03:00:09.280 does it really does fly but I just I

03:00:12.600 don't feel right about this there's got

03:00:13.980 to be something must have happened

03:00:18.300 what am I missing

03:00:21.780 should we ban Carl we're not gonna 0.96

03:00:33.100 ban Carl that's too too crazy you got

03:00:35.640 two months to make up I know but I

03:00:36.980 can't do it all in one night chief

03:00:37.820 dogmas is hail Philip good night

03:00:39.360 banana it is it is very banana

03:00:41.220 Republic ish everyone keeps saying

03:00:43.420 you it's not nice I'm traumatized

03:00:45.300 and I don't know if it's muted or

03:00:46.400 not I don't know you could be telling

03:00:48.240 the truth you could be lying to me

03:00:49.320 because they he knows Philip knows

03:00:52.440 all about it 0.99

03:00:53.440 damn it come on brain I got something 0.99

03:01:02.860 in there it's got to be if not I'm 0.99

03:01:05.780 just gonna have to run I'm just gonna

03:01:06.620 have to run away just gonna have to

03:01:07.660 end it you know mystery ruiner I know

03:01:17.880 Carl well we're just gonna have to do

03:01:19.840 it another time because I got I got

03:01:21.180 nothing I don't I got nothing just eat

03:01:23.640 that it just eat the salad and die just 1.00

03:01:26.200 fucking die we hate you drink your 1.00

03:01:30.060 dishwater drink your fucking dishwater 1.00

03:01:35.940 and shut up and go to sleep on your 1.00

03:01:39.400 metal bed 1.00

03:01:40.220 I don't care I don't care nobody cares

03:01:45.720 nobody's ever cared

03:01:46.760 what a mess what a mess

03:01:52.520 yeah Zelensky's got all of our money

03:01:54.780 so I guess the last this might my my

03:02:01.080 first live well I did live stream the

03:02:02.400 inquiry I suppose that was my last

03:02:03.800 performance and I just want to I didn't

03:02:07.500 want to let anybody down that's all so

03:02:08.960 I'm glad glad that you know you guys

03:02:11.360 were we're happy with it and they try to

03:02:14.100 ambush me you know you got five days and

03:02:16.480 you're in jail and you're in solitary

03:02:17.580 confinement you got to show up I was like

03:02:19.140 Morgan send my suit I was ready for war I

03:02:23.080 was ready to go and you know it worked

03:02:27.720 out it worked out it's all right it's

03:02:29.960 all right out there you know and uh you

03:02:33.520 know I appreciate appreciate everything

03:02:34.500 you guys did uh for me and and for

03:02:36.260 Morgan supporting her and and you know

03:02:37.740 my family and everything it's um you know

03:02:40.020 it was overwhelming it you know it was

03:02:42.720 good it was good to sit down and and uh you

03:02:45.140 know come home finally and finish finish

03:02:47.260 the uh you know we're back we're back in

03:02:50.200 we're back in business now and uh you know

03:02:53.660 from the bottom of my heart I thank you

03:02:55.060 guys so much for everything you've done

03:02:56.380 and continue to do and you guys setting up

03:02:57.700 what's the ungovernable is this uh the

03:03:00.980 17th it's 12 hours and they're they're

03:03:02.880 all the the whole the whole team showing

03:03:05.520 up to uh uh to uh to uh to try and raise

03:03:09.840 some money for me and I appreciate that

03:03:11.080 guys um you know you feel like you can

03:03:13.500 uh do anything when you've got all these

03:03:15.720 you know wonderful people you know

03:03:17.340 behind you rooting for you helping you

03:03:18.620 out and and looking out for you it makes

03:03:20.940 um makes it easier makes it easier to

03:03:22.900 deal with so thank you guys very much

03:03:25.140 and uh this is just what we got to do

03:03:32.920 you can't uh you can't let them break

03:03:35.500 your spirit because that's that's what

03:03:36.840 it's all about that's that's the fifth

03:03:38.080 generational warfare um experience they're

03:03:41.120 trying to own you they're gonna own your 0.89

03:03:43.640 soul own your mind own your spirit and

03:03:46.280 then they can bend you and point you and

03:03:47.420 push you in whatever direction they want

03:03:48.720 to because you're buckbroken you're just 0.71

03:03:50.980 like whatever you're you're beaten you

03:03:53.040 put your head down you're just accepted

03:03:54.760 it you know that's the goal that's the

03:03:57.820 goal if you can get enough people that

03:03:59.300 way then you can make them doing you

03:04:00.620 know you have endless just consume our

03:04:02.840 products forever just sit there and be 0.93

03:04:04.200 our suckers and be our victims you know 0.99

03:04:06.180 maximum dollars yeah that's what we want 0.97

03:04:10.580 but the two worlds can't really you know

03:04:17.780 they can't coexist forever you can't

03:04:19.140 have this parallel dimension where

03:04:20.320 everybody um wants to live you know one

03:04:23.220 way and is okay with this and a whole

03:04:24.600 bunch of other people because there's a

03:04:25.800 lot uh are are saying absolutely not

03:04:28.620 and they've been trying really hard really

03:04:34.120 hard to whittle down uh and and break uh

03:04:36.620 that spirit and break the you know the

03:04:38.980 voices of people that want to um you know

03:04:42.120 oppose anything oppose the status quo or

03:04:44.400 even just even just even just be an

03:04:46.220 uncontrolled element that the idea of a

03:04:50.440 free people a people that just hey they

03:04:52.060 just manage themselves and we don't have

03:04:53.440 any control over them you know that's

03:04:55.680 scary to them they don't like that right

03:04:58.860 so they try to they try to break people

03:05:02.460 and uh don't let them do it because then

03:05:05.140 you're not you anymore you belong to you 0.63

03:05:07.640 belong to it you belong to the machine

03:05:09.480 you're a slave to your whatever it is your 0.54

03:05:12.660 addictions your drugs your the products 0.91

03:05:14.400 the sports ball the you're addicted to

03:05:16.680 porn whatever it is you're in a

03:05:18.300 different world of just just running

03:05:20.500 through uh you know being a unit a

03:05:24.860 sellable unit to some somewhere on the

03:05:26.400 amazon uh shopping chain somewhere on the

03:05:28.760 google blockchain your consumer number

03:05:30.680 whatever you're like that thing from

03:05:31.920 wally you're just lost and you don't

03:05:33.580 have a i saw owen benjamin talking about

03:05:35.100 this the other day he's very right men

03:05:36.500 men especially women too but men

03:05:39.180 especially they need a mission you need

03:05:41.020 a reason to get up in the morning you

03:05:42.380 have to have something some goal some

03:05:44.080 mountain to climb metaphorically some

03:05:46.380 animal to to hunt you have to have

03:05:48.540 something and now we have nothing so

03:05:51.160 many people have nothing and it's just

03:05:52.860 they're trying to fill that that void of

03:05:55.940 meaninglessness with uh temporary

03:05:58.080 distractions and and drugs and food and

03:06:00.380 you know just just consuming things just

03:06:02.240 to just to kill the emptiness inside 0.99

03:06:03.900 knowing that you know this sucks we're 0.99

03:06:07.080 being taken advantage of don't worry we 0.97

03:06:09.340 got football and cheese okay well you

03:06:12.500 know but there's only one way to go

03:06:17.040 through it and uh you know you go

03:06:18.520 through it with your friends uh one foot

03:06:21.080 at a time forward you can't go

03:06:23.940 backwards and you can't uh you stop and

03:06:25.680 take a knee you get comfortable you die 0.62

03:06:27.120 you gotta always keep moving forward and

03:06:28.720 keep pushing forward and keep getting up

03:06:30.020 every day grinding away and doing what

03:06:32.600 you can to fight because that that is

03:06:34.280 that is your resistance in itself

03:06:35.800 against all of this the fact that you

03:06:37.460 don't give in and give up internally

03:06:39.080 you you keep you continue you you refuse

03:06:42.840 to surrender you refuse to get on the

03:06:44.380 truck and you're going to keep trying

03:06:45.400 and going every day because every day

03:06:46.720 that you're still here uh going for it

03:06:48.800 and trying to make things better and

03:06:50.520 trying to improve yourself or help your

03:06:51.980 friends your neighbors whatever just

03:06:53.580 trying to do clean up whatever little

03:06:55.780 corner of of the zoo that you can that

03:06:58.800 is that is an act of defiance in its

03:07:00.400 own and itself where you can think for

03:07:01.920 yourself and make your own choices and

03:07:03.360 and live the live your life the way that

03:07:05.060 you want to not the way that this 1.00

03:07:06.280 fucked up twisted uh society of 1.00

03:07:08.760 narcissism and control wants you to 0.99

03:07:11.080 and if you had a whole pile of people

03:07:16.540 doing that and working together and

03:07:18.160 looking out for each other and then we

03:07:19.300 you know you bring back the values the

03:07:20.980 things that we used to care about you

03:07:21.980 make them important again you make

03:07:23.660 human connection important again you

03:07:25.240 make talking about things that are

03:07:26.440 uncomfortable and you know finding out

03:07:27.780 what the truth is no matter what it is

03:07:29.080 and dealing with it you know together

03:07:30.480 you make that normal again and

03:07:32.280 eventually we will we'll we'll get the

03:07:34.940 the leaders and the and the people in

03:07:36.400 charge of decisions that we deserve

03:07:37.620 because right now we don't deserve it

03:07:38.760 we have a society of apathetic people

03:07:40.700 that have sat around just fine you

03:07:43.080 know just fine with everything fine

03:07:44.480 and content to look at the lights and

03:07:45.840 take the pills and whatever so is it any

03:07:48.360 wonder that you know that the thieves

03:07:49.680 have made off with everything did

03:07:53.140 anyone object not really right but we

03:07:59.180 can't really hold them accountable

03:08:00.240 because we don't even hold ourselves

03:08:01.180 accountable I mean what are we you

03:08:03.160 know

03:08:03.360 we got to fix ourselves and then you

03:08:08.320 know help each other rebuild our

03:08:11.900 sense of community and and and stop

03:08:14.900 this this this crazy not you know

03:08:16.580 they're just fight each other it's you

03:08:18.200 know ants in a jar they make more

03:08:19.620 money that way otherwise we're never

03:08:22.320 going to fix anything and until that

03:08:23.720 happens these people will continue to

03:08:25.100 just take advantage of everyone because

03:08:27.360 it's easy they'd easy just divide you

03:08:28.900 and you know make you hate each other

03:08:29.900 and be we can just cancel Disney plus

03:08:33.120 just oh well then you know

03:08:38.680 so we have higher standards for

03:08:46.940 ourselves we can demand higher

03:08:48.280 standards of the people that lead us

03:08:49.920 and represent us and as a society as a

03:08:52.460 as a nation as a people as a country

03:08:54.180 or whatever if we're all really trying

03:08:56.440 to hold ourselves and each other to

03:08:57.780 higher standards and you know

03:08:59.260 believing in things and doing things

03:09:00.580 the right way again and you know

03:09:02.320 saying that I'm gonna say no this 0.89

03:09:03.820 isn't fucking okay I'm not gonna stand 0.88

03:09:05.320 here and watch this why can't we be 0.94

03:09:07.120 that people again why can't we there's

03:09:09.020 no reason we can't do that that starts

03:09:12.740 happening in bigger and bigger and

03:09:14.140 bigger numbers it'll be forced to

03:09:15.740 adjust what are you gonna do they need

03:09:19.720 to get elected still right I wish I wish

03:09:27.880 I could have had a mystery for you but

03:09:29.000 but I don't but anyway it's been an

03:09:30.980 honor and a privilege I'm happy to be

03:09:33.540 back I missed all you guys and it

03:09:36.740 certainly didn't didn't make didn't

03:09:38.780 shy me away from from wanting to do

03:09:41.000 this at all if that if that was the

03:09:42.280 idea if that's what anybody is that

03:09:43.560 what you thought did anyone really

03:09:44.640 think that I don't know I've got so

03:09:52.980 many I can't read them all guys

03:09:54.400 there's so many the usual suspects I

03:09:59.060 went through them all on the way in I'm

03:10:01.120 sorry

03:10:01.480 it's all designed to keep people

03:10:09.060 against each other and alone and

03:10:10.860 isolated and depressed and it's such a

03:10:14.200 powerful thing that look at how many

03:10:18.240 people are still here you know you

03:10:19.440 guys amazing clinging on and hanging

03:10:22.380 on to this you know each other and the

03:10:26.540 idea that you know you're not on your

03:10:29.180 own and there's lots of friends out

03:10:30.640 there and you know it's together strong

03:10:34.380 lots more I'm gonna we're back we're

03:10:56.640 doing this again forever forever

03:11:00.320 Phil it'll never end a million rage

03:11:06.480 casts a million bazillion pavilion I am

03:11:10.300 not looking forward to going back and

03:11:11.700 trying to find all those muted parts and

03:11:12.980 cutting them out but I may have to

03:11:15.220 because I have to upload it again to

03:11:17.420 again Spotify Podbean all those places

03:11:19.700 it's everywhere wherever you want to go

03:11:21.360 see it go find it if you like it

03:11:22.600 ragingdissident.com for all of my

03:11:24.740 social media links all of the apps and

03:11:29.180 all the things and the sub stack as

03:11:30.680 well I'm gonna start trying to publish

03:11:32.600 some stuff on there at least once a

03:11:33.820 week on the weekends probably if you

03:11:37.080 want to go and support me there I

03:11:38.160 appreciate it you like the new

03:11:40.000 graphics Greg Arcade made some new

03:11:41.920 graphics I like it I like it I like the

03:11:49.520 whole thing thanks again guys thanks

03:11:50.980 for being here I appreciate it I put

03:11:52.880 what I can't talk I can't do math I

03:11:56.020 can't just eat the salad and die just

03:12:00.220 eat the salad and I'll see you again

03:12:09.980 next time Friday usual time 8 p.m.

03:12:12.940 Eastern no more blurry blurry camera 0.99

03:12:15.580 thanks guys cheers pro patria six

03:12:20.020 different tyrannis death to stall and

03:12:21.360 I'll see you next time we're back in

03:12:23.800 business thanks Phil

03:12:24.700 thank you

03:12:31.700 this is how we rise

03:12:34.080 oh it's our resistance you can't resist us

03:12:37.980 you

03:12:49.600 you

03:12:50.560 you

03:12:52.940 you

03:12:53.240 you

03:12:57.800 you

03:12:57.920 you

03:12:59.140 you

03:13:01.280 We'll be right back.

03:13:31.280 We'll be right back.

03:14:01.280 I don't think we should just be killing people.

03:14:03.600 No, that wasn't the point.

03:14:05.120 You thought I'd get into it.

03:14:07.880 Maybe for prison.

03:14:08.820 That's Colbert's job.

03:14:11.280 He wants to eat the souls.

03:14:13.740 A business idea.

03:14:15.180 So you're going, your plan

03:14:16.360 is to just

03:14:19.080 physical, PT.

03:14:21.200 You're just going to PT people to death. 0.96

03:14:23.060 You're going to PT their souls out, collect them in some kind

03:14:25.380 of supernatural net you seem to design

03:14:27.240 and feed them to Colbert. 0.87

03:14:31.640 To enhance the power of what?

03:14:34.260 I'm afraid to ask.

03:14:36.600 I don't...

03:14:37.380 No.

03:14:38.080 This is way worse

03:14:42.020 than the version I had.

03:14:45.960 They've got ankle chains on.

03:14:48.000 They can't run that way.

03:14:49.140 This is just physical torture.

03:14:52.100 You're drowning people in a lake?

03:14:54.140 How is this helping anyone

03:14:56.460 die creatively

03:15:01.080 with Phillip's

03:15:02.120 physical training

03:15:03.320 assisted death program?

03:15:05.660 So people come to this

03:15:06.980 deranged summer camp 0.58

03:15:08.440 to be tortured to death

03:15:09.920 for what reason exactly?

03:15:11.100 For the privilege?

03:15:19.620 Well, I mean

03:15:20.480 it's more disturbing

03:15:22.700 that...

03:15:23.120 Yeah, it is ominous.

03:15:24.980 Mixed to this music

03:15:25.900 it's very unsettling

03:15:27.040 what you're showing me.

03:15:28.760 It's dark.

03:15:29.740 It's twisted

03:15:30.440 to be honest with you.

03:15:31.860 I'm not going to be hiring you

03:15:33.040 to do this.

03:15:33.500 No.

03:15:36.380 This is not anyone's idea

03:15:37.860 of fun, Phil.

03:15:39.400 Enough.

03:15:40.260 Enough.

03:15:40.560 Turn it off.

03:15:41.100 I'm sick.

03:15:42.460 I'm glad to see you

03:15:43.360 haven't changed.

03:15:44.300 Good.

03:15:44.880 That's great.

Raging Dissident Podcast - December 08, 2022

RageCast 281： NO RETREATING FOOTSTEPS

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